4 00:00:11,700 --> 00:00:14,180 We'd been,uh... 5 00:00:14,210 --> 00:00:17,460 Flirting with the waitress A little. 6 00:00:17,510 --> 00:00:18,930 Cindy. 7 00:00:18,950 --> 00:00:20,340 Red hair. 8 00:00:20,400 --> 00:00:22,440 Nice uniform. 9 00:00:23,400 --> 00:00:25,090 Nothing serious,you know? 10 00:00:25,210 --> 00:00:28,800 Anyway,five minutes After last call, 11 00:00:28,880 --> 00:00:31,510 Some guy pulls a gun On the bartender, 12 00:00:31,570 --> 00:00:33,740 And ray turns to me,And he says, 13 00:00:33,800 --> 00:00:36,700 "andy,get the cuffs off Cindy here 14 00:00:36,760 --> 00:00:40,360 And put them on the dirtbag So we can call it a night." 15 00:00:52,990 --> 00:00:57,040 Anyway,uh,In the seven and a half years 16 00:00:57,090 --> 00:00:59,350 That ray and i were partners, 17 00:00:59,430 --> 00:01:02,010 We never knew where the shift Was gonna take us. 18 00:01:02,100 --> 00:01:03,650 But when it was done, 19 00:01:03,710 --> 00:01:07,310 I always had a hell of a story And a good collar. 20 00:01:07,350 --> 00:01:10,920 And today he's riding shotgun With the apostles, 21 00:01:10,970 --> 00:01:14,000 And st. Peter can rest easier, 22 00:01:14,040 --> 00:01:18,420 Knowing that ray hodge Has his back. 23 00:01:28,610 --> 00:01:30,600 Andrew,nice eulogy. 24 00:01:30,660 --> 00:01:32,900 Uh-huh. Not a wet eye in the house. 25 00:01:32,960 --> 00:01:34,960 Yeah. Thanks. 26 00:01:35,010 --> 00:01:37,240 Okay. Is everybody ready? 27 00:01:37,310 --> 00:01:41,790 On the count of three -- 1,2,3. 28 00:01:49,720 --> 00:01:51,330 Good god,hodge. 29 00:01:51,410 --> 00:01:54,140 How much weight Did you put on? 30 00:01:56,010 --> 00:01:58,410 Watch ??? Easy 31 00:02:01,240 --> 00:02:02,730 Slow down,slow down! 32 00:02:02,810 --> 00:02:04,460 Hey! Whoa! Slow down,would you?! 33 00:02:04,520 --> 00:02:06,290 Aah! 34 00:02:30,950 --> 00:02:32,520 Wow. 35 00:02:32,560 --> 00:02:35,260 Looks like you can Take it with you. 36 00:02:41,790 --> 00:02:43,750 Fellas,until we find out Who she is 37 00:02:43,810 --> 00:02:46,440 And how she died,Those steps are a crime scene. 38 00:02:46,510 --> 00:02:49,590 Fine,but there's no way We're letting A 35-year veteran Of the force 39 00:02:49,600 --> 00:02:52,590 Lie on these steps While you vacuum for fibers. 40 00:02:52,660 --> 00:02:53,760 Then what do you suggest? 41 00:02:53,770 --> 00:02:54,740 Here's what we're gonna do -- 42 00:02:54,840 --> 00:02:57,920 We're gonna preserveWhat's left of ray's dignity By finishing the burial 43 00:02:57,980 --> 00:02:59,690 And then bringing this All back afterwards. 44 00:02:59,730 --> 00:03:03,920 Right now,Hodge's wife and kids Are standing by an empty hole In the ground. 45 00:03:03,990 --> 00:03:06,700 Do you want them to come Back here and witness this? 46 00:03:06,760 --> 00:03:09,470 Think,tao,think. 47 00:03:09,510 --> 00:03:11,040 Okay. You know what? 48 00:03:11,100 --> 00:03:12,390 You're officially outvoted. 49 00:03:12,450 --> 00:03:15,530 So,put up the tape,cover the Girl,do what you have to do, 50 00:03:15,590 --> 00:03:18,610 And then wait for provenza And me to get back. 51 00:03:23,610 --> 00:03:25,710 Excuse me,gentlemen. 52 00:03:26,300 --> 00:03:27,350 How long will this take? 53 00:03:27,410 --> 00:03:30,170 We have a wedding starting up Any minute. 54 00:03:33,890 --> 00:03:35,540 What is that -- A body? 55 00:03:42,340 --> 00:03:44,030 And may the one of peace, 56 00:03:44,090 --> 00:03:46,590 Who through the blood Of the eternal covenant 57 00:03:46,640 --> 00:03:50,350 Brought back from the dead that Great shepherd of the sheep, 58 00:03:50,410 --> 00:03:52,270 Through the blood Of the everlasting covenant 59 00:03:52,330 --> 00:03:56,930 Hold our friend ray hodge And keep him. 60 00:03:57,000 --> 00:04:00,130 Behold his tabernacle... Damn it,tao. 61 00:04:01,070 --> 00:04:02,380 Such a snitch. 62 00:04:03,160 --> 00:04:06,840 And may grace and peace -- Cut to the amens. The amens. 63 00:04:06,970 --> 00:04:09,710 -Amen. -amen. 64 00:04:09,760 --> 00:04:11,260 yoo-hoo! 65 00:04:11,450 --> 00:04:13,050 There you go. There you go. 66 00:04:13,120 --> 00:04:15,560 Wind it. Wind it. 67 00:04:15,890 --> 00:04:18,510 Yoo-hoo! Stop that casket! 68 00:04:18,560 --> 00:04:19,840 Yoo-hoo! 69 00:04:19,880 --> 00:04:22,060 I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry to interrupt. 70 00:04:22,100 --> 00:04:24,360 I'm deputy chief Brenda leigh johnson Of the l.a.p.d., 71 00:04:24,370 --> 00:04:26,940 And i'm gonna have to ask you To stop lowering that casket. 72 00:04:26,990 --> 00:04:28,310 What are you Talking about?! 73 00:04:28,370 --> 00:04:30,760 Thank you so much. I'm so sorry,ma'am. 74 00:04:30,920 --> 00:04:36,480 I'll explain what's going on Here in just -- in one second. 75 00:04:36,580 --> 00:04:39,380 Lieutenants flynn and provenza,With me. 76 00:04:39,420 --> 00:04:41,360 With me. With me. 77 00:04:41,440 --> 00:04:42,990 Sorry. 78 00:04:46,990 --> 00:04:51,310 Lieutenant tao tells me That a murder victim Rolled out of that casket. 79 00:04:51,320 --> 00:04:54,910 Listen,chief,provenza and i Made a command decision 80 00:04:54,990 --> 00:04:56,540 That for the sake Of the family 81 00:04:56,590 --> 00:04:58,570 And out of respect For the deceased 82 00:04:58,650 --> 00:04:59,830 That the funeral Should continue. 83 00:04:59,910 --> 00:05:01,020 As soon As the family leaves, 84 00:05:01,080 --> 00:05:04,930 We'll haul hodge up And do what needs to be done. 85 00:05:05,620 --> 00:05:08,780 You get that casket back To where it was now, 86 00:05:08,840 --> 00:05:11,270 And i will deal With y'all later. 87 00:05:12,530 --> 00:05:15,870 This is the last time That i carpool with tao... 88 00:05:15,910 --> 00:05:17,600 Ever! 89 00:05:18,610 --> 00:05:20,490 The woman's body Was not embalmed. 90 00:05:20,530 --> 00:05:22,340 The coroner's investigator Thinks she was suffocated, 91 00:05:22,400 --> 00:05:25,420 Possibly strangled,12 to 24 hours ago. 92 00:05:25,490 --> 00:05:27,360 Detective daniels,Please have the funeral home 93 00:05:27,430 --> 00:05:31,160 That handled ray hodge's body Closed. Thank you. 94 00:05:31,580 --> 00:05:33,710 Detective sanchez,Sergeant gabriel, 95 00:05:33,780 --> 00:05:36,570 Secure the church And have anyone who might have Handled 96 00:05:36,660 --> 00:05:40,830 ray hodge's casket Detained,please. Thank you very much. 97 00:05:41,480 --> 00:05:45,060 Excuse me! I don't know what Is going on here. 98 00:05:45,140 --> 00:05:47,730 This is my day,and i want That body moved this instant. 99 00:05:47,810 --> 00:05:49,590 I understand how inconvenient This is,ma'am, 100 00:05:49,640 --> 00:05:53,110 -But that body Cannot be moved. -Well,sure it can! 101 00:05:54,160 --> 00:05:57,790 Detective sanchez,Stop that bride. 102 00:05:57,870 --> 00:05:59,880 -Hey! No,no,no! -Daddy,do something! 103 00:06:00,650 --> 00:06:03,140 Step back,please. Listen to me. 104 00:06:03,540 --> 00:06:06,170 Daddy,are you getting this On tape? 105 00:06:08,820 --> 00:06:10,960 -You are ruining My wedding! -I am not. 106 00:06:10,970 --> 00:06:13,020 Detective sanchez. 107 00:06:13,390 --> 00:06:16,740 The ceremony can proceed As planned Using different entrances. 108 00:06:16,930 --> 00:06:18,940 -By the time you've Said "i do" -- Forget it. 109 00:06:19,020 --> 00:06:22,500 My guests are going up those Stairs,through those doors. 110 00:06:22,510 --> 00:06:25,100 All right. now i'm ruining your wedding. 111 00:06:25,150 --> 00:06:27,070 You are under arrest For obstruction of justice, 112 00:06:27,130 --> 00:06:28,460 Battery Of a police officer -- 113 00:06:28,970 --> 00:06:31,740 Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! 114 00:06:37,380 --> 00:06:38,610 Let me go! 115 00:06:42,580 --> 00:06:44,370 Daddy! 116 00:06:47,370 --> 00:06:48,810 Turn that camera off! 117 00:06:48,890 --> 00:06:50,430 Man: film it! Film it! 118 00:06:50,470 --> 00:06:53,750 Get it! Get it! Get this! Get her! 119 00:06:55,170 --> 00:06:58,050 You shut down a church And a funeral home. 120 00:06:58,120 --> 00:06:59,480 You arrested a bride. 121 00:06:59,530 --> 00:07:01,210 I did that groom A big favor. 122 00:07:01,270 --> 00:07:04,930 I'm sure,but his family Is in the lobby, And they,surprisingly,Don't agree. 123 00:07:04,940 --> 00:07:08,110 The father of the bride,who has Money coming out of his -- 124 00:07:08,170 --> 00:07:10,100 Whatever,You choose an orifice -- 125 00:07:10,160 --> 00:07:12,070 Is threatening A major lawsuit. 126 00:07:12,110 --> 00:07:14,970 Ray hodge's relatives Are furious. 127 00:07:15,030 --> 00:07:17,980 And what could have been Just a minor embarrassment 128 00:07:18,040 --> 00:07:19,780 Is now a complete disaster. 129 00:07:19,840 --> 00:07:21,710 Oh,and congratulations,Chief johnson. 130 00:07:21,770 --> 00:07:26,110 You've just become The most downloaded Fully clothed woman On the internet. 131 00:07:27,150 --> 00:07:33,100 Now,if i am allowed to talk To the pr-- i'm sorry. 132 00:07:33,200 --> 00:07:35,670 Chief pope,How is this my fault? 133 00:07:35,730 --> 00:07:38,770 Well,three words -- Flynn and provenza. 134 00:07:38,870 --> 00:07:42,100 Oh,god. Okay. Okay. 135 00:07:43,670 --> 00:07:45,950 Let's look At the bright side. 136 00:07:46,020 --> 00:07:49,400 When that naked woman popped out Of ray hodge's casket, 137 00:07:49,480 --> 00:07:51,910 Flynn and provenza Exposed a murder 138 00:07:51,970 --> 00:07:55,010 That otherwise might never Have come to light. 139 00:07:55,080 --> 00:07:59,030 And this business with the bride Would have been far worse 140 00:07:59,090 --> 00:08:06,060 Had chief johnson actually Done anything effectively To defend herself. 141 00:08:06,200 --> 00:08:08,150 When ms. Morgan Attacked me, 142 00:08:08,230 --> 00:08:11,250 I made a conscious choice Not to respond. 143 00:08:11,300 --> 00:08:13,140 -Clearly. - Okay. 144 00:08:13,210 --> 00:08:16,440 Let's just hope that things Get better from here. 145 00:08:16,510 --> 00:08:18,560 And by "better," i mean That you discover this body 146 00:08:18,610 --> 00:08:22,460 Has absolutely nothing To do with the l.a.p.d. 147 00:08:25,850 --> 00:08:29,270 Commander.Chief pope. 148 00:08:32,000 --> 00:08:33,630 You got beaten up By a bride? 149 00:08:33,690 --> 00:08:35,800 I did not get beaten up. 150 00:08:35,870 --> 00:08:38,510 If i wanted to lay that spoiled Brat out flat,i would have. 151 00:08:38,560 --> 00:08:40,950 Instead,i displayed Professional restraint. 152 00:08:41,000 --> 00:08:43,040 Well,while you were busy Pulling punches, 153 00:08:43,120 --> 00:08:45,290 You couldn't have Given me a call, Let me know What was going on? 154 00:08:45,390 --> 00:08:48,940 I spent an hour waiting for you In front of our new house. 155 00:08:49,000 --> 00:08:52,300 -What are you talking about? -Brenda,This place is turnkey. 156 00:08:52,310 --> 00:08:54,140 It's halfway Between your job and mine. 157 00:08:54,200 --> 00:08:58,550 It's got three bedrooms, Two baths,no stairs For visiting parents. 158 00:08:58,560 --> 00:09:01,770 But the realtor Says another couple Is already writing an offer. 159 00:09:01,780 --> 00:09:03,730 So we need to Make a bid today. 160 00:09:03,810 --> 00:09:06,740 There's no way i'm getting out Of here to look at a house. 161 00:09:06,820 --> 00:09:09,510 What is so pressing you can't Get away from the office 162 00:09:09,570 --> 00:09:12,310 For one hour On a sunday afternoon? 163 00:09:24,710 --> 00:09:26,850 ????? 164 00:09:26,910 --> 00:09:30,050 Ray hodge left the force and Became a private investigator. 165 00:09:30,170 --> 00:09:32,700 Our unidentified victim Might have something to do 166 00:09:32,780 --> 00:09:35,440 With one of the cases He was working on or not. 167 00:09:35,490 --> 00:09:38,900 Do you think ray's widow Will give us a problem,Handing over his files? 168 00:09:38,930 --> 00:09:40,810 Maggie? Nah,she'll cooperate. 169 00:09:40,860 --> 00:09:44,230 Yeah,but if ray kept His paperwork as a p.i. The same way he did as a cop, 170 00:09:44,600 --> 00:09:49,050 Only thing you're gonna find In those files Are racing forms And takeout menus. 171 00:09:49,060 --> 00:09:52,110 I'm not gonna deny ray had A reputation as a womanizer. 172 00:09:52,170 --> 00:09:54,080 -And drinker. -And a gambler. 173 00:09:54,100 --> 00:09:56,070 Okay. Off-hours. 174 00:09:56,130 --> 00:09:58,470 On-duty,He was one of the good guys. 175 00:09:58,520 --> 00:10:00,290 Anything we find Will back that up. 176 00:10:00,370 --> 00:10:02,240 And how do we deal With the autopsy? 177 00:10:02,300 --> 00:10:04,780 Dr. Crippen is working up The bodies right now. 178 00:10:04,840 --> 00:10:07,710 No sign of sexual assault On our jane doe. 179 00:10:07,770 --> 00:10:09,950 Okay. And the wife? 180 00:10:10,000 --> 00:10:13,860 -I put ray hodge's widow In your office. -I can see that,detective,yes. 181 00:10:13,870 --> 00:10:15,740 She didn't know about The naked,dead chick 182 00:10:15,820 --> 00:10:18,500 Falling out of her husband's Coffin until i told her. 183 00:10:18,560 --> 00:10:20,370 She's a little Bent out of shape. 184 00:10:20,430 --> 00:10:22,140 uh,chief? 185 00:10:22,220 --> 00:10:25,230 Me and provenza have a long History with maggie hodge, 186 00:10:25,310 --> 00:10:26,720 So maybe we Should go in first 187 00:10:26,800 --> 00:10:30,250 -And sort of Smooth things over. -All right. All right. Go,go,go. Please. 188 00:10:35,200 --> 00:10:37,570 Detective daniels,what do we Know about the mortuary? 189 00:10:37,640 --> 00:10:41,420 Sheffield and eckhart Is one of the oldest Funeral homes in town. 190 00:10:41,590 --> 00:10:43,220 Edward eckhart,the owner, 191 00:10:43,280 --> 00:10:46,060 Nearly broke down on the phone When i described what happened. 192 00:10:46,120 --> 00:10:49,480 He also asked About a dozen times If we could keep this Out of the press. 193 00:10:49,480 --> 00:10:52,190 Eckhart faxed a list Of employees. 194 00:10:53,110 --> 00:10:55,820 Oh,for heaven's sakes! 195 00:10:57,050 --> 00:11:00,310 I couldn't even get him In the ground Without you Making excuses for him! 196 00:11:00,320 --> 00:11:01,020 Lieutenant flynn! 197 00:11:01,100 --> 00:11:03,650 What are you yelling at me for? She started slapping me. 198 00:11:03,710 --> 00:11:05,980 Yeah,she really kind of did,Chief. 199 00:11:06,300 --> 00:11:10,640 Let go. Let go. Let go. Get out! 200 00:11:12,980 --> 00:11:15,830 -It's so unfair. -Oh,yes,it is. 201 00:11:16,030 --> 00:11:18,880 -So unfair. -It's so unfair. 202 00:11:20,060 --> 00:11:25,470 My sincere condolences On your loss. 203 00:11:26,030 --> 00:11:28,910 You mean my embarrassment. 204 00:11:29,800 --> 00:11:33,700 Rotten son of a bitch. 205 00:11:38,190 --> 00:11:41,230 Ma'am,would you like To sit down? 206 00:11:47,640 --> 00:11:52,430 Mrs. Hodge,When your husband passed, We assumed it was From natural causes. 207 00:11:52,440 --> 00:11:55,810 But with recent events,We have to wonder. 208 00:11:55,870 --> 00:11:57,740 Did anyone want him dead? 209 00:11:57,820 --> 00:12:00,090 More than me? 210 00:12:00,440 --> 00:12:03,600 Oh,i seriously doubt that. 211 00:12:05,180 --> 00:12:11,010 Here is a picture Of the woman Who was in the casket With your husband. 212 00:12:11,020 --> 00:12:14,890 Does she look at all... Familiar? 213 00:12:18,780 --> 00:12:23,470 Blond,big tits,Blank expression.Yeah, 214 00:12:23,530 --> 00:12:24,930 that was ray's type. 215 00:12:24,990 --> 00:12:29,100 Do you think he might have been Involved with her? 216 00:12:29,150 --> 00:12:32,300 With ray's heart,He couldn't raise a flag. 217 00:12:32,380 --> 00:12:34,890 And viagra Would have been suicide. 218 00:12:34,930 --> 00:12:37,010 Mrs. Hodge,we understand For the past several years 219 00:12:37,060 --> 00:12:39,720 Mr. Hodge has been working As a private investigator. 220 00:12:39,800 --> 00:12:43,050 Would you object to us Looking over his files? 221 00:12:43,110 --> 00:12:45,760 Sure. Why not? What do i care? 222 00:12:45,820 --> 00:12:47,730 Thank you,mrs. Hodge. 223 00:12:47,790 --> 00:12:50,730 And as soon as the coroner Has finished with his autopsy, 224 00:12:50,780 --> 00:12:55,340 I'll have mr. Hodge's body Returned to you for reburial. 225 00:12:55,400 --> 00:12:56,910 Don't bother. 226 00:12:56,970 --> 00:12:59,280 As far as i'm concerned,You can burn him. 227 00:12:59,340 --> 00:13:02,420 And i'm not talking Some fancy cremation,either. 228 00:13:02,460 --> 00:13:07,320 I'm talking gasoline,Paint thinner... 229 00:13:07,400 --> 00:13:10,200 And strike a match. 230 00:13:18,500 --> 00:13:21,690 We've gone over the full list Of funeral-home employees, 231 00:13:21,770 --> 00:13:23,400 And no one Has a criminal record. 232 00:13:23,440 --> 00:13:25,510 Well,just because they don't Have criminal records 233 00:13:25,560 --> 00:13:26,860 Doesn't mean They don't commit crimes. 234 00:13:26,900 --> 00:13:29,470 Edward eckhart,our esteemed Funeral-home owner, 235 00:13:29,540 --> 00:13:31,960 Is awaiting you In interview 1. 236 00:13:34,450 --> 00:13:36,320 Why haven't these people Been taken to a holding cell? 237 00:13:36,390 --> 00:13:37,930 I specifically asked That they remain here 238 00:13:37,990 --> 00:13:40,680 Until we made a good-faith Effort to resolve the situation. 239 00:13:40,710 --> 00:13:44,790 Well,i arrested them. Situation resolved. 240 00:13:50,630 --> 00:13:55,970 I am looking for Some instant shut up! Now! 241 00:14:00,960 --> 00:14:03,690 Ms. Morgan,over the last hour,Our attorneys have assured me 242 00:14:03,730 --> 00:14:06,530 That you and your family have No grounds for a civil lawsuit. 243 00:14:06,590 --> 00:14:10,430 In fact,Your own videographer's footage Is all the evidence we need 244 00:14:10,440 --> 00:14:13,490 To file criminal charges Against you and your father 245 00:14:13,550 --> 00:14:16,620 For obstruction of justice, Interfering With a murder investigation, 246 00:14:16,630 --> 00:14:18,680 And battery Against a police officer. 247 00:14:18,760 --> 00:14:21,760 I barely touched That bitch. 248 00:14:23,670 --> 00:14:27,100 I consider it a great shame That what might have been An amusing anecdote 249 00:14:27,120 --> 00:14:30,660 For a 50th wedding anniversary Somehow devolved into a riot. 250 00:14:30,720 --> 00:14:32,900 I also view chief johnson As the injured party here, 251 00:14:32,950 --> 00:14:37,560 So i will defer To her wishes As to how we might Best resolve this situation. 252 00:14:37,650 --> 00:14:39,910 Oh. 253 00:14:39,940 --> 00:14:42,430 Well,um... 254 00:14:42,500 --> 00:14:45,960 This has been a tough day For everyone. 255 00:14:46,020 --> 00:14:53,120 So,if y'all Will sign releases, Abandoning plans For civil action,I will... 256 00:14:53,130 --> 00:14:55,610 drop the charges,And y'all can go home. 257 00:14:55,660 --> 00:14:58,270 W-w-who's gonna reimburse me For the cost of this wedding? 258 00:14:58,320 --> 00:15:01,230 This woman is the caterer. Her bill alone is $30,000. 259 00:15:01,280 --> 00:15:04,560 A number which will pale In comparison To the bill your lawyers Will send you 260 00:15:04,570 --> 00:15:07,400 For suing us on charges You cannot possibly win. 261 00:15:07,460 --> 00:15:10,180 This offer is in effect For the next 10 seconds. 262 00:15:10,240 --> 00:15:12,300 Yes or no? 263 00:15:12,350 --> 00:15:16,630 I will never,ever,ever Sign a release. 264 00:15:16,690 --> 00:15:19,970 Not only that,But when i'm done suing you, 265 00:15:20,030 --> 00:15:25,000 I'm gonna take The city's millions And have the most beautiful Wedding ever. 266 00:15:28,430 --> 00:15:32,200 Officers,will you take The bridal party to booking now? 267 00:15:32,270 --> 00:15:34,630 Oh,no. Okay. 268 00:15:34,690 --> 00:15:38,610 If you want to send A gift, I'll be registered At merrill lynch. 269 00:15:40,160 --> 00:15:43,070 Daniels,before i talk to the Director of this funeral home, 270 00:15:43,150 --> 00:15:46,620 I need to take a look At their finances. So,thank you. 271 00:15:46,750 --> 00:15:49,340 Uh,miss caterer? 272 00:15:49,760 --> 00:15:54,330 Really would be a shame to let All that food go to waste. 273 00:15:54,370 --> 00:15:55,440 Well,it happens. 274 00:15:55,510 --> 00:16:00,440 I just usually donate it To the less fortunate. 275 00:16:04,520 --> 00:16:06,040 Good afternoon,Mr. Eckhart. 276 00:16:06,110 --> 00:16:09,150 I'm deputy chief Brenda leigh johnson,l.a.p.d. 277 00:16:09,200 --> 00:16:11,500 So sorry we had to shut down Your mortuary. 278 00:16:11,580 --> 00:16:13,420 I understand someone has already Read you your rights? 279 00:16:13,460 --> 00:16:15,170 Yes,yes. Yes,they have. 280 00:16:15,240 --> 00:16:17,960 Dear god. Am i being arrested For something? 281 00:16:18,020 --> 00:16:21,220 -Not necessarily,sir. -That's not no. That's not a no. 282 00:16:21,270 --> 00:16:23,140 Well,i can't say What will happen here today 283 00:16:23,200 --> 00:16:26,990 Until you can explain Why there were two bodies Shoved together In one coffin. 284 00:16:27,060 --> 00:16:31,720 That casket left my funeral Parlor with one body in it -Only one,i swear. 285 00:16:31,790 --> 00:16:33,640 And how can you Be sure of that,sir? 286 00:16:33,730 --> 00:16:39,200 At sheffield and eckhart,I'm what's known as the closer. 287 00:16:39,260 --> 00:16:40,120 Excuse me? 288 00:16:40,180 --> 00:16:42,500 I'm the last person To view the body, 289 00:16:42,540 --> 00:16:45,000 And then i close the coffin. Tight. 290 00:16:45,050 --> 00:16:47,370 And why on earth would i put One body in with another? 291 00:16:47,430 --> 00:16:50,610 Sheffield and eckhart Makes money From every casket That we sell. 292 00:16:50,620 --> 00:16:52,610 Perhaps you were offered A little extra cash To get rid of a corpse 293 00:16:54,210 --> 00:16:57,020 -That couldn't be disposed of Legitimately. -We don't say "corpse." 294 00:16:57,090 --> 00:17:01,050 We say "loved one" Or "deceased." 295 00:17:01,890 --> 00:17:04,790 And,no,i've never seen her Before in my life. 296 00:17:04,840 --> 00:17:07,840 If you dump a murder victim In someone else's casket, 297 00:17:07,900 --> 00:17:09,740 The crime disappears Into the ground forever. 298 00:17:09,810 --> 00:17:10,800 I hear it happens All the time. 299 00:17:10,860 --> 00:17:11,980 It doesn't happen All the time. 300 00:17:12,030 --> 00:17:15,130 It never happens! Never at Sheffield and eckhart! Never! 301 00:17:15,190 --> 00:17:18,550 For over a hundred years,Our mortuary's public face 302 00:17:18,630 --> 00:17:22,530 Has been without blemish,And now... 303 00:17:23,630 --> 00:17:28,150 Today we may have lost Something invaluable -- 304 00:17:28,220 --> 00:17:31,500 Our unique reputation. 305 00:17:31,550 --> 00:17:34,240 And that would be? 306 00:17:34,300 --> 00:17:35,900 Sheffield and eckhart Is known 307 00:17:35,970 --> 00:17:39,580 For how we prepare The dearly departed for viewing. 308 00:17:39,630 --> 00:17:40,930 Our pledge -- 309 00:17:40,990 --> 00:17:45,150 To make the deceased look As good as they've ever looked. 310 00:17:45,210 --> 00:17:47,400 We never cut corners,Even if it means hiring 311 00:17:47,410 --> 00:17:50,410 The most talented and Expensive team of experts. 312 00:17:50,470 --> 00:17:52,150 I'd like to know About them,sir. 313 00:17:52,220 --> 00:17:53,740 I would also like the names of Everyone 314 00:17:53,840 --> 00:17:56,210 with access to the home For the past five years 315 00:17:56,260 --> 00:18:00,870 Especially any employee with a Penchant for naked,dead women. 316 00:18:00,930 --> 00:18:04,400 I also want the names On every guest book For the past five days, 317 00:18:04,440 --> 00:18:06,510 Because i think a visitor may Have come through the front door 318 00:18:06,570 --> 00:18:07,840 And left through the back. 319 00:18:07,920 --> 00:18:12,430 I also will not hesitate To exhume every one Of your clients buried -- 320 00:18:12,470 --> 00:18:13,670 Oh! 321 00:18:15,860 --> 00:18:17,900 Ohh! 322 00:18:18,850 --> 00:18:23,180 Yeah,hi. We need a janitor In interview 1. 323 00:18:25,180 --> 00:18:27,020 Bring a mask. 324 00:18:30,100 --> 00:18:31,850 hodge was On three heart medications. 325 00:18:31,890 --> 00:18:34,470 I'm waiting for a tissue Diagnosis,but i have no doubt 326 00:18:34,510 --> 00:18:37,460 He died from a lifetime Of eating fried food. 327 00:18:37,500 --> 00:18:41,030 Now,as for your jane doe,The hyoid bone above the larynx 328 00:18:41,060 --> 00:18:42,890 Was broken and detached From the skull, 329 00:18:42,930 --> 00:18:45,840 Suggesting she was strangled With significant force. 330 00:18:45,900 --> 00:18:48,460 But i think you're gonna find This of even more interest. 331 00:18:48,500 --> 00:18:51,520 Chin implants,cheek implants,Rhinoplasty, 332 00:18:51,560 --> 00:18:53,950 Dental veneers,Collagen in the lips, 333 00:18:54,030 --> 00:18:57,650 Not to mention a tummy tuck And butt augmentation. 334 00:18:57,690 --> 00:18:59,340 Is that a lot? 335 00:18:59,380 --> 00:19:01,380 Even by l.a. Standards. 336 00:19:01,420 --> 00:19:04,240 Judging by these incisions,Most,if not all,of the work 337 00:19:04,340 --> 00:19:07,250 Was done Within the past 18 months. 338 00:19:07,310 --> 00:19:11,540 Hmm. So this is probably not The way her face looks On her driver's license. 339 00:19:11,550 --> 00:19:13,710 But the good news is 340 00:19:13,760 --> 00:19:18,140 I can tell you Who our jane doe is. 341 00:19:18,180 --> 00:19:22,400 These are Her breast implants, Which include serial numbers 342 00:19:22,430 --> 00:19:25,510 Which allow you to trace them Back to the surgeon. 343 00:19:25,570 --> 00:19:27,780 Deputy chief johnson, 344 00:19:27,820 --> 00:19:34,680 Meet ms. Allergan A-y-14-7-8-9. 345 00:19:50,230 --> 00:19:53,190 My schedule is Slightly screwed up today. 346 00:19:53,250 --> 00:19:54,620 -Doctor - - No,no,please. Don't get up. 347 00:19:54,690 --> 00:19:56,590 Let me just take a look At you right here. 348 00:19:56,610 --> 00:19:59,300 The lighting where you're Sitting is specifically designed 349 00:19:59,380 --> 00:20:01,900 To highlight every element Of your face. 350 00:20:01,950 --> 00:20:04,050 -Doctor -- No,no,Don't say anything else. 351 00:20:04,080 --> 00:20:05,580 This is the fun part. 352 00:20:05,660 --> 00:20:09,320 I always like To guess why... 353 00:20:09,380 --> 00:20:11,800 It's your mouth,isn't it? 354 00:20:11,860 --> 00:20:14,140 You know,i might be costing Myself some serious money here, 355 00:20:14,200 --> 00:20:17,760 But i think the problem Might just be your lipstick. 356 00:20:17,840 --> 00:20:18,660 Excuse me? 357 00:20:18,730 --> 00:20:21,770 U know my wife always tells me that i'm Too blunt with the patients, 358 00:20:21,830 --> 00:20:25,590 But between the color and The way you're slathering it on, 359 00:20:25,650 --> 00:20:28,080 It's making your mouth Look huge. 360 00:20:28,120 --> 00:20:32,060 Doctor,i'm not here About my...giant mouth. 361 00:20:32,120 --> 00:20:35,820 I'm here About breast implants. 362 00:20:35,860 --> 00:20:37,710 Really? 363 00:20:37,770 --> 00:20:41,540 Okay,well,how much bigger Do you want to be? 364 00:20:41,580 --> 00:20:43,160 Not implants for me. 365 00:20:43,230 --> 00:20:46,890 Implants the manufacturer Says that you 366 00:20:46,950 --> 00:20:50,180 purchased That were removed From a dead woman's body. 367 00:20:50,220 --> 00:20:53,240 You need to tell us Who she was. 368 00:20:55,630 --> 00:21:01,190 Oh.This is almost always A very bad way To have these implants Returned. 369 00:21:01,200 --> 00:21:03,600 Let me just,uh... 370 00:21:03,650 --> 00:21:07,040 Take a look At the numbers here. 371 00:21:08,990 --> 00:21:12,270 Oh,no,this is terrible. 372 00:21:12,340 --> 00:21:14,050 Sue emery. 373 00:21:14,110 --> 00:21:15,030 What happened? 374 00:21:15,090 --> 00:21:16,520 What can you tell us About her? 375 00:21:16,600 --> 00:21:20,470 Lovely young lady. Aspiring actress. Perfect patient. 376 00:21:20,520 --> 00:21:21,410 How's that? 377 00:21:21,470 --> 00:21:24,420 Well,she healed with no keloids And virtually no scarring. 378 00:21:24,480 --> 00:21:25,530 She's a surgeon's dream. 379 00:21:25,610 --> 00:21:28,590 And,please,look at this face. That is a natural beauty. 380 00:21:28,640 --> 00:21:31,430 Would you describe sue emery As a surgery addict? 381 00:21:31,480 --> 00:21:35,250 No. Definitely not. No,for an addict,It never ends. 382 00:21:35,260 --> 00:21:38,550 For sue,after we did Her eyelid reshaping, 383 00:21:38,600 --> 00:21:39,960 We both agreed She was done. 384 00:21:40,020 --> 00:21:44,330 Any idea How an aspiring actress Acquired the money to pay For all this work? 385 00:21:44,340 --> 00:21:48,180 No,but she always Paid in cash in advance. 386 00:21:48,260 --> 00:21:51,300 All right,well,Thank you very much. 387 00:21:51,380 --> 00:21:53,390 We'll just take a copy Of her files with us. 388 00:21:53,470 --> 00:21:55,560 Oh,um,i'm sorry. 389 00:21:55,620 --> 00:21:58,320 My policy is that patient files Never leave the office. 390 00:21:58,400 --> 00:22:01,840 Doctor-client privilege expires With the patient's death. 391 00:22:01,920 --> 00:22:04,090 Detective,I attend to major movie stars 392 00:22:04,190 --> 00:22:08,530 And practically every Prominent family From pacific palisades To hancock park. 393 00:22:08,600 --> 00:22:11,740 Now,if it was to get out That their cosmetic work Might be revealed, 394 00:22:11,750 --> 00:22:13,340 My business Would be irreparably harmed. 395 00:22:13,400 --> 00:22:17,040 -I'm sure You understand this. -I do. I do. 396 00:22:17,170 --> 00:22:20,590 And if i need to,i will have a Detective return with a warrant. 397 00:22:20,640 --> 00:22:23,560 I'm sure you understand. 398 00:22:29,220 --> 00:22:32,540 so far we can't find Anyone other than the mortician 399 00:22:32,600 --> 00:22:35,180 Or the widow who might have had Access to ray hodge's coffin. 400 00:22:35,240 --> 00:22:37,030 Okay. What about his office? 401 00:22:37,090 --> 00:22:40,280 Well,there's no time sheets,But ray did leave three years 402 00:22:40,330 --> 00:22:43,720 Of insider's betting digest, Pro and college editions. 403 00:22:43,760 --> 00:22:46,240 "p.s. Agreed To payment terms." 404 00:22:46,280 --> 00:22:48,030 But we don't have the rest Of the stupid letter. 405 00:22:48,070 --> 00:22:51,260 What did the doctor say,Chief? 406 00:22:51,340 --> 00:22:55,590 Um,our victim's name is,Uh,sue emery, 407 00:22:55,610 --> 00:22:58,970 But that name Might be as contrived As everything else about her. 408 00:22:58,990 --> 00:23:01,690 I'll start A financial work-up. 409 00:23:01,750 --> 00:23:03,500 Sue emery. Here she is. 410 00:23:03,560 --> 00:23:07,830 Six weeks ago,A complaint was filed Against sue emery For extortion. 411 00:23:07,830 --> 00:23:10,230 The alleged victim? 412 00:23:10,280 --> 00:23:11,030 Raymond hodge. 413 00:23:11,110 --> 00:23:13,440 That's our connection. Emery was blackmailing hodge. 414 00:23:13,510 --> 00:23:18,390 Chief,ray hodge's calendar Has repeated references To a john and pictures. 415 00:23:18,450 --> 00:23:20,140 If sue emery Was a call girl 416 00:23:20,200 --> 00:23:22,190 And she had photos of herself And a client, 417 00:23:22,270 --> 00:23:23,550 That could be the extortion. 418 00:23:23,590 --> 00:23:26,930 It might explain why she was Paying for her surgery in cash. 419 00:23:27,010 --> 00:23:29,500 Only if hodge Was the one being extorted, 420 00:23:29,580 --> 00:23:31,680 He wouldn't refer to himself As "the john." 421 00:23:31,760 --> 00:23:33,370 And according to his wife, 422 00:23:33,410 --> 00:23:37,010 Ray's picking up a hooker would Have been a form of suicide. 423 00:23:37,070 --> 00:23:39,950 Uh,who was The reporting officers? 424 00:23:41,690 --> 00:23:44,510 Lieutenant tao? 425 00:23:51,470 --> 00:23:54,470 All right.All right,now. 426 00:23:54,510 --> 00:23:57,310 Don't jump To any conclusions. 427 00:23:57,410 --> 00:24:00,290 It was all his fault. 428 00:24:00,350 --> 00:24:04,650 You knew that ray hodge was Being extorted by our victim, 429 00:24:04,700 --> 00:24:05,690 And you said nothing?! 430 00:24:05,730 --> 00:24:07,320 No,no. Now,chief,listen. 431 00:24:07,390 --> 00:24:09,300 We filed that report, 432 00:24:09,370 --> 00:24:11,770 But we never connected Our jane doe with sue emery 433 00:24:11,830 --> 00:24:14,950 Because we never Saw sue emery before. 434 00:24:15,030 --> 00:24:18,890 Yeah,chief,actually,The first t ime we ever Laid eyes on sue emery 435 00:24:18,890 --> 00:24:21,630 Was when she rolled out Of ray's casket,okay? 436 00:24:21,690 --> 00:24:24,710 -So now we're all On the same page. -Yeah. Go back a chapter. 437 00:24:24,950 --> 00:24:27,030 How did you two Get involved in this? 438 00:24:27,090 --> 00:24:28,630 Th-th-the short version. 439 00:24:28,670 --> 00:24:30,030 Okay. 440 00:24:30,610 --> 00:24:33,490 So,ray calls flynn A month back. 441 00:24:33,560 --> 00:24:36,300 -No,it was six weeks. -Whatever. 442 00:24:36,310 --> 00:24:40,960 So,anyway.Ray calls flynn,and he says That he's being extorted 443 00:24:41,040 --> 00:24:42,300 By this sue emery Character. 444 00:24:42,380 --> 00:24:45,000 So we thought one of ray's Clients was being extorted. 445 00:24:45,080 --> 00:24:48,480 And ray didn't want us to know Who he was representing. 446 00:24:48,540 --> 00:24:50,690 -But if you look -- Ah! Ah! 447 00:24:50,720 --> 00:24:53,770 We decided To go with what ray said. 448 00:24:53,820 --> 00:24:55,980 Because it's illegal For the l.a.p.d. 449 00:24:56,080 --> 00:24:58,510 To run platesOr pull addresses For a private investigator. 450 00:24:58,550 --> 00:25:04,290 But if An ex-l.a.p.d. Officer, Like your friend ray hodge, 451 00:25:04,300 --> 00:25:07,500 Pretended that sue emery Was blackmailing him... 452 00:25:07,550 --> 00:25:11,260 Okay,i know this sounds like We're in a gray area,chief, 453 00:25:11,340 --> 00:25:15,320 But the good news is we already Know a lot about our victim. 454 00:25:15,380 --> 00:25:18,220 Like...like,uh... 455 00:25:18,260 --> 00:25:20,470 -Like where she lived. -Right. Nichols canyon. 456 00:25:20,480 --> 00:25:23,610 And she had a partner She was working with sometimes 457 00:25:23,670 --> 00:25:25,180 And dating maybe. 458 00:25:25,260 --> 00:25:26,880 Scott something. 459 00:25:26,930 --> 00:25:27,810 Hauser. Scott hauser. 460 00:25:27,880 --> 00:25:30,510 Has a criminal record -- beat up One of his ex-girlfriends. 461 00:25:30,580 --> 00:25:33,510 So,who was ray's client? 462 00:25:33,570 --> 00:25:34,620 The one Who was being extorted, 463 00:25:34,690 --> 00:25:40,440 The one for whom mr. Hodge Substituted his own name In that bogus Criminal report? 464 00:25:40,450 --> 00:25:42,980 -Not a clue. - Honestly. 465 00:25:45,110 --> 00:25:46,460 All right,you two. 466 00:25:46,500 --> 00:25:50,380 Go find this scott hauser Character and bring him in now. 467 00:25:51,510 --> 00:25:53,850 And if i find out That you have held back 468 00:25:53,910 --> 00:25:58,130 One teensy,itsy-bitsy speck Of information -- 469 00:25:58,190 --> 00:25:59,640 Chief,i know you're upset, 470 00:25:59,700 --> 00:26:01,590 But nobody wants to clear This up more than i do. 471 00:26:01,670 --> 00:26:03,990 Ray was a great guy,And he shouldn't be remembered 472 00:26:04,040 --> 00:26:06,790 For falling out of a coffin With a blond bimbo. 473 00:26:06,850 --> 00:26:10,800 I'd like to see the man Ushered out of this world With the proper respect. 474 00:26:10,940 --> 00:26:15,100 Chief,if it weren't for me Dropping that casket, 475 00:26:15,210 --> 00:26:18,710 We wouldn't even know That this was a murder. 476 00:26:18,770 --> 00:26:24,150 And i wouldn't be a defendant In a massive lawsuit Brought on by a snobby bride. 477 00:26:25,500 --> 00:26:30,740 Or the number-one download On youtube! 478 00:26:30,800 --> 00:26:33,800 Talk about your glass Half-empty. 479 00:26:38,190 --> 00:26:40,440 So,the doorbell rings. 480 00:26:40,520 --> 00:26:44,350 Sue emery gets out of the shower And goes to answer it, 481 00:26:44,430 --> 00:26:48,560 And she opens it up enough For t he killer To break through the chain, 482 00:26:48,570 --> 00:26:50,530 And he attacks her here,Where the towel falls. 483 00:26:50,580 --> 00:26:53,170 If the murder is the john She was extorting, 484 00:26:53,220 --> 00:26:56,660 Maybe he ransacks the place For his photos. 485 00:26:56,730 --> 00:27:00,600 This place rents For $6,000 a month? 486 00:27:01,650 --> 00:27:06,650 That's like...$8 an hour. 487 00:27:06,710 --> 00:27:10,710 Considering sue emery hadn't Filed a w-2 in five years, 488 00:27:10,820 --> 00:27:15,270 She must have been doing Something lucrative on the side To pay for all of this. 489 00:27:17,840 --> 00:27:20,070 Oh,hi. Look here. 490 00:27:20,150 --> 00:27:23,230 Assuming the killer Dumped this out, 491 00:27:23,310 --> 00:27:26,860 You'd expect to find prints Inside -- here,here. 492 00:27:26,940 --> 00:27:28,400 Unh-unh. Wiped clean. 493 00:27:28,450 --> 00:27:30,860 Doesn't mean the killer's prints Aren't in the house, 494 00:27:30,930 --> 00:27:34,670 But if they are,they weren't Left during the murder. 495 00:27:35,170 --> 00:27:39,530 Well,i guess we know Where the blanket The body was wrapped up in Came from. 496 00:27:43,340 --> 00:27:48,010 How can people afford to live In los angeles? 497 00:27:51,230 --> 00:27:52,880 Oh. 498 00:27:55,480 --> 00:27:57,800 Detective,what do you think Of my lipstick? 499 00:27:57,880 --> 00:28:02,900 Are you asking me as A friend or the chief? 500 00:28:02,960 --> 00:28:04,670 Why didn't you ever Say anything? 501 00:28:04,710 --> 00:28:08,640 Same reason i never said Anything about your sweaters. 502 00:28:13,290 --> 00:28:15,210 Uh... 503 00:28:20,140 --> 00:28:23,000 We found scott hauser Sitting in his apartment,Watching a ballgame. 504 00:28:23,000 --> 00:28:27,970 Now,we ran his prints On file Against the ones that tao found In sue emery's house, 505 00:28:28,010 --> 00:28:30,320 -And they match. -And you read mr. Hauser His rights? 506 00:28:30,350 --> 00:28:32,920 He's waiting In interview room 2. 507 00:28:33,000 --> 00:28:36,320 You still don't want to go Into interview room 1. 508 00:28:39,880 --> 00:28:41,860 I'm deputy chief Brenda johnson, 509 00:28:41,940 --> 00:28:44,100 But no need to introduce Yourself,mr. Hauser, 510 00:28:44,180 --> 00:28:45,490 'Cause i feel like I already know you. 511 00:28:45,570 --> 00:28:47,290 Yeah? Why is that,chief johnson? 512 00:28:47,380 --> 00:28:51,880 This afternoon,I found your fingerprints All over the house Of a murder ctim. 513 00:28:52,080 --> 00:28:55,230 Your girlfriend,Sue emery. 514 00:29:05,960 --> 00:29:10,350 Nothing tastes better than Somebody else's wedding cake. 515 00:29:10,780 --> 00:29:13,730 Mine tasted Like prison food. 516 00:29:15,010 --> 00:29:19,700 Chief johnson Is interviewing the killer Of hodge's casket mate. 517 00:29:19,990 --> 00:29:22,460 And is that What i think it is? 518 00:29:22,520 --> 00:29:25,980 Mm-hmm. Want some? 519 00:29:27,240 --> 00:29:30,290 Does this case have anything To do with the l.a.p.d.? 520 00:29:30,350 --> 00:29:31,140 No. 521 00:29:31,200 --> 00:29:33,970 Then,yeah,give me a big piece From the corner. 522 00:29:34,050 --> 00:29:38,980 Look,i'd never kill sue. 523 00:29:40,030 --> 00:29:44,690 I know you guys automatically Suspect boyfriends, 524 00:29:44,750 --> 00:29:53,010 But,you see,My relationship with her Was more like a manager. 525 00:29:53,060 --> 00:29:57,010 Oh,is that what It's called nowadays? 526 00:29:57,060 --> 00:29:59,190 Her literary manager. Yeah. 527 00:29:59,250 --> 00:30:00,670 Sue emery was an author? 528 00:30:00,730 --> 00:30:04,800 Yes. See,she came to me with A book that she wanted to shop. 529 00:30:04,860 --> 00:30:08,560 This book -- this book was worth Probably millions of dollars. 530 00:30:08,630 --> 00:30:10,980 Really? A-and what was it about? 531 00:30:11,040 --> 00:30:13,310 Um... 532 00:30:14,260 --> 00:30:16,780 No,i-i can't tell you that. 533 00:30:16,840 --> 00:30:18,430 Ah. 534 00:30:20,280 --> 00:30:23,280 And where is it,then,This book? 535 00:30:24,060 --> 00:30:26,440 I don't know exactly. 536 00:30:26,520 --> 00:30:29,160 Okay.So,um,just to summarize -- 537 00:30:29,180 --> 00:30:32,260 You did not kill sue emery Over a priceless book 538 00:30:32,320 --> 00:30:33,650 That you cannot discuss Or locate? 539 00:30:33,720 --> 00:30:37,170 That should play real well with The jury at your murder trial. 540 00:30:37,250 --> 00:30:41,780 Okay,uh,mr. Hauser,Pretend that i am the d.a. 541 00:30:41,830 --> 00:30:46,100 I suggest that sue emery Was some kind of call girl, 542 00:30:46,160 --> 00:30:52,440 A high-priced prostitute who Possessed compromising photos Of herself with some client. 543 00:30:52,450 --> 00:30:55,740 Perhaps as her...manager, 544 00:30:55,810 --> 00:30:59,450 You helped her pick some High-value john to blackmail. 545 00:30:59,530 --> 00:31:01,760 Maybe you even took part In the shakedown. 546 00:31:01,840 --> 00:31:04,600 And after she collected The money, 547 00:31:04,660 --> 00:31:07,330 You decided your cut Wasn't enough. 548 00:31:07,400 --> 00:31:11,230 And when she wouldn't give you More,you strangled her. 549 00:31:11,310 --> 00:31:14,790 No.No! I didn't. 550 00:31:14,810 --> 00:31:17,000 Give me a name. 551 00:31:17,060 --> 00:31:19,820 Who were you blackmailing? 552 00:31:22,090 --> 00:31:24,640 All right,then,i guess The only thing left to discuss 553 00:31:24,700 --> 00:31:29,950 Is how you got sue emery's body Into ray hodge's casket. 554 00:31:32,010 --> 00:31:34,570 Well,that's The million-dollar question. 555 00:31:34,650 --> 00:31:38,580 did you dump The girl's remains In the casket At the funeral home? 556 00:31:38,590 --> 00:31:40,610 I've never been To the funeral home. 557 00:31:40,680 --> 00:31:44,300 I don't even know where That sheffield place is. 558 00:31:45,970 --> 00:31:52,840 I never said The funeral home Was sheffield and eckhart,Mr. Hauser. 559 00:31:57,070 --> 00:32:01,960 -I,uh -- I want an attorney. -Yes,you do. 560 00:32:02,180 --> 00:32:07,240 Preferably one With death-penalty experience. 561 00:32:16,220 --> 00:32:18,960 -Some cake? -Thank you,buzz. 562 00:32:18,970 --> 00:32:19,640 But,no,thank you. 563 00:32:19,720 --> 00:32:21,680 -It's really good. -No,no,no. Thanks. 564 00:32:21,750 --> 00:32:23,490 So,you ready to press charges On this guy? 565 00:32:23,540 --> 00:32:25,200 No,we don't have Enough evidence yet, 566 00:32:25,270 --> 00:32:29,720 So we'll hold him for 48 hours,Release him, Let him think He's off our radar,and -- 567 00:32:29,730 --> 00:32:31,850 Oh,my gosh,That cake smells amazing. 568 00:32:31,930 --> 00:32:35,120 That's what you get For 30,000 bucks. 569 00:32:35,220 --> 00:32:38,230 Oh,well. They're hateful people. 570 00:32:38,290 --> 00:32:41,430 Why hold hauser for two days If we're just gonna release him? 571 00:32:41,490 --> 00:32:43,630 Because that will give you And lieutenant provenza time 572 00:32:43,710 --> 00:32:46,530 To fill out a warrant to get a Wiretap for mr. Hauser's phone. 573 00:32:46,610 --> 00:32:50,170 You've got to be kidding. Do you know how much That's gonna cost -- 574 00:32:50,180 --> 00:32:52,410 Two detectives On alternating 12-hour shifts? 575 00:32:52,490 --> 00:32:54,800 -I'm not gonna authorize that. -All right,then. 576 00:32:54,900 --> 00:32:58,060 Write me a letter explaining That i didn't solve the murder Of the naked woman 577 00:32:58,140 --> 00:33:01,520 who rolled Out of the detective's casket Because it cost too much. 578 00:33:04,050 --> 00:33:07,010 Fine,but he better have A lot to say In a short amount of time. 579 00:33:07,040 --> 00:33:09,910 Some unsolicited advice,Lieutenant flynn. 580 00:33:09,990 --> 00:33:11,300 If you want that wiretap Approved, 581 00:33:11,360 --> 00:33:14,700 It's essential that you not only List incriminating evidence, 582 00:33:14,770 --> 00:33:16,340 But anything That might clear him. 583 00:33:16,420 --> 00:33:19,520 Exculpatory information? That's easy. 584 00:33:19,530 --> 00:33:20,140 It is? 585 00:33:20,150 --> 00:33:23,520 Yes. We can't prove yet That scott hauser Had access to the casket. 586 00:33:23,600 --> 00:33:27,830 He may have suffered Serious financial loss At the death of sue emery, 587 00:33:27,880 --> 00:33:31,700 And his fingerprints Aren't on anything Connected To the actual murder. 588 00:33:31,710 --> 00:33:34,590 ***That is the best frosting I've ever had in my life. 589 00:33:34,660 --> 00:33:37,510 Mmm. Buttercream with just A hint of grand marnier. 590 00:33:37,570 --> 00:33:41,680 So,me and flynn Are gonna stay up all night Working on some warrant for... 591 00:33:41,690 --> 00:33:46,180 For someone you could say Had good reason Not to commit the murder. 592 00:33:46,480 --> 00:33:48,110 Exactly. 593 00:33:51,680 --> 00:33:52,920 -And,buzz? -Yes,ma'am? 594 00:33:52,930 --> 00:33:56,040 Could you cut me A nice-sized wedge to go? 595 00:33:56,120 --> 00:34:00,400 And make sure my piece Has a flower on it. Thank you. 596 00:34:06,840 --> 00:34:08,640 You realize it's after 5:00? 597 00:34:08,710 --> 00:34:10,270 We have three houses to see Before it gets dark, 598 00:34:10,350 --> 00:34:12,580 And you have just spent Half an hour on your mouth. 599 00:34:12,630 --> 00:34:16,230 Well,apparently there's A lot to spend time on. 600 00:34:20,820 --> 00:34:22,250 What do you think Of this one? 601 00:34:22,330 --> 00:34:25,450 Oh,that's the best one yet. What color is it? 602 00:34:25,510 --> 00:34:26,940 Reddish brown. 603 00:34:27,000 --> 00:34:30,260 They're all reddish brown. 604 00:34:30,690 --> 00:34:36,100 Revlon super lustrous. 605 00:34:41,870 --> 00:34:44,920 Do you like my lips? 606 00:34:45,620 --> 00:34:48,930 Like them? I love them. 607 00:34:48,970 --> 00:34:52,630 If you didn't Have those lips, I'd be looking for them On someone else. 608 00:34:52,690 --> 00:35:01,140 Honestly,i think you look as Beautiful as you've ever looked. 609 00:35:01,170 --> 00:35:03,770 Did i say something wrong? 610 00:35:03,850 --> 00:35:05,360 I said something wrong. 611 00:35:05,400 --> 00:35:07,770 "as beautiful As i've ever looked"? 612 00:35:07,830 --> 00:35:12,500 That's almost exactly what The funeral director said --Mr. Eckhart. 613 00:35:13,480 --> 00:35:17,930 Ohh,i was thrown off When he threw up. 614 00:35:23,040 --> 00:35:25,150 Well,the judge got The paperwork at 8:00 a.m. 615 00:35:25,230 --> 00:35:28,690 We got the go-ahead On the wiretap at 8:45 a.m. 616 00:35:28,770 --> 00:35:32,090 Hauser was sprung Exactly 20 minutes ago. 617 00:35:32,150 --> 00:35:33,520 Yeah,he made Two phone calls -- 618 00:35:33,560 --> 00:35:37,040 One for a massage, One to his mother, Who thinks he's in law school. 619 00:35:37,080 --> 00:35:40,680 I hope she's not disappointed When he takes the bar Behind bars. 620 00:35:40,760 --> 00:35:44,900 Chief,hauser's leaving A message on a cellphone For someone. 621 00:35:49,410 --> 00:35:52,410 Lieutenant,would you please Get a search warrant For the funeral home? 622 00:35:52,640 --> 00:35:55,280 -For what? -Pictures. 623 00:35:55,290 --> 00:35:57,660 Let me play it back. 624 00:35:57,670 --> 00:35:59,940 about the money.I'll need a little more Than we agreed to. 625 00:36:00,020 --> 00:36:01,850 Actually,twice as much. 626 00:36:01,970 --> 00:36:06,070 I mean it is the same book But now it tells A whole other story. 627 00:36:06,100 --> 00:36:09,500 Meet me at defabio's at noon. 628 00:36:14,910 --> 00:36:17,870 -Hello. May i help you? -No,i'm good. Thanks. 629 00:36:31,950 --> 00:36:34,580 You look great,jonathan. 630 00:36:34,620 --> 00:36:37,170 Did you give yourself A little chemical peel? 631 00:36:37,240 --> 00:36:39,640 The photos. 632 00:36:39,710 --> 00:36:42,670 Do you have something For me? 633 00:36:49,360 --> 00:36:51,920 All right. 634 00:36:59,160 --> 00:37:03,650 We need to,um,reach A little understanding,john. 635 00:37:03,700 --> 00:37:07,230 See,the police,They have this insane idea 636 00:37:07,280 --> 00:37:11,030 That i murdered the woman That i loved. 637 00:37:11,090 --> 00:37:14,840 You didn't love sue.It was all about the money To you -- my money. 638 00:37:14,910 --> 00:37:17,410 And it was just sex to you,Doctor. 639 00:37:17,490 --> 00:37:22,240 Otherwise you would have Married her, Like you promised her. 640 00:37:22,250 --> 00:37:26,530 A divorce would have left me Financially devastated. 641 00:37:26,610 --> 00:37:30,550 -I-i tried to explain that To sue. -What,by grabbing her Around the throat 642 00:37:30,590 --> 00:37:33,360 And choking her to death? 643 00:37:33,980 --> 00:37:35,180 Okay,now,look. 644 00:37:35,260 --> 00:37:38,700 This -- This is for the book, 645 00:37:38,760 --> 00:37:41,620 Like we agreed. 646 00:37:42,720 --> 00:37:46,100 But if you don't want Anyone else knowing what i know, 647 00:37:46,160 --> 00:37:50,830 I'll expect cash payments On a regular basis. 648 00:37:50,870 --> 00:37:55,350 About what you were paying For sue's house -That would do it. 649 00:37:56,670 --> 00:38:00,330 You can't blackmail me Over an accident. 650 00:38:00,380 --> 00:38:05,850 Which part was an accident, Strangling her Or dumping sue In some guy's casket? 651 00:38:05,860 --> 00:38:08,170 She wouldn't listen. 652 00:38:08,220 --> 00:38:10,920 She wanted to ruin me. She said so. 653 00:38:11,020 --> 00:38:16,170 I lost control of my temper For one second,that's all. 654 00:38:18,780 --> 00:38:21,680 I wonder if the police Will see it the same way,john. 655 00:38:21,760 --> 00:38:23,640 No,we won't. 656 00:38:23,680 --> 00:38:25,220 Lieutenant,I know you've met mr. Hauser, 657 00:38:25,260 --> 00:38:27,490 But why don't you reacquaint By reading him his rights? 658 00:38:27,530 --> 00:38:30,690 You would think He would know them by now.Leave the money. 659 00:38:35,330 --> 00:38:39,570 Detective,thank god. Thank god you're here. 660 00:38:39,590 --> 00:38:42,240 Do you know,that man,he was -- He was trying to blackmail me. 661 00:38:42,300 --> 00:38:44,280 Oh,how distressing. 662 00:38:44,340 --> 00:38:47,560 -Do you mind If i sit down? -Please. 663 00:38:50,420 --> 00:38:52,230 Beyond the obviouspersonnel, 664 00:38:52,300 --> 00:38:56,090 I couldn't imagine Who else might have had access To the funeral home. 665 00:38:56,150 --> 00:38:59,010 But then i realized Sometimes it's not enough 666 00:38:59,060 --> 00:39:03,830 To slap a fresh coat of lipstick On some cadaver's giant mouth. 667 00:39:03,980 --> 00:39:08,340 No.To make someone look as good As they've ever looked, 668 00:39:08,400 --> 00:39:12,530 The skills of a surgeon Are required. 669 00:39:12,560 --> 00:39:17,040 These were recently obtained From sheffield and eckhart. 670 00:39:17,090 --> 00:39:19,350 I can see why they paid For your services 671 00:39:19,420 --> 00:39:23,670 And gave you the code To their security system So you could come and go On your own schedule. 672 00:39:23,670 --> 00:39:26,520 Look,detective,i don't know What you think happened. 673 00:39:26,670 --> 00:39:32,120 We have you on tape saying That you murdered her,doctor. 674 00:39:32,180 --> 00:39:36,360 -No,no,no,I was only saying -- -No,please,Don't say anything else. 675 00:39:36,370 --> 00:39:40,900 This is the fun part. I always like to guess. 676 00:39:41,670 --> 00:39:44,810 Sue emery and scott hauser Were blackmailing you, 677 00:39:44,890 --> 00:39:48,640 So you hired A retired l.a.p.d. Officer To act as your go-between. 678 00:39:48,650 --> 00:39:52,560 You were the john that ray hodge Said was being extorted. 679 00:39:52,630 --> 00:39:56,230 And when hodge jotted down,"p.s. Agreed to payment terms," 680 00:39:56,290 --> 00:39:57,700 He meant you. 681 00:39:57,760 --> 00:40:01,130 "p.s." stands for "plastic surgeon," doesn't it? 682 00:40:01,180 --> 00:40:03,050 But then ray hodge Had a fatal heart attack. 683 00:40:03,100 --> 00:40:08,240 And for a limited time only,You had access to his coffin. 684 00:40:08,980 --> 00:40:11,900 The book,please? 685 00:40:22,390 --> 00:40:26,360 I had been envisioning Compromising photos Of a completely Different sort. 686 00:40:26,400 --> 00:40:32,830 I had no idea they were gonna be Before-and-after photos Of your famous clients. 687 00:40:33,830 --> 00:40:36,110 You ended your affair, 688 00:40:36,170 --> 00:40:39,710 And sue emery,who probably Thought she loved you, 689 00:40:39,770 --> 00:40:43,950 Retaliated by stealing a book Of your finest work. 690 00:40:45,170 --> 00:40:49,820 Oh! Lieutenant,um... 691 00:40:50,100 --> 00:40:53,760 We need to get this book Brought into evidence. 692 00:40:53,790 --> 00:40:56,690 Could you please call chief pope And set up a meeting,please? 693 00:40:56,730 --> 00:40:58,670 Oh,yes,ma'am. 694 00:40:58,710 --> 00:41:01,050 Now,if you don't mind My being blunt, 695 00:41:01,110 --> 00:41:04,720 You're under arrest For murder in the first. 696 00:41:04,760 --> 00:41:10,180 Oh,um,i do want to thank you For one thing,though,doctor. 697 00:41:10,260 --> 00:41:15,050 That old lipstick color,It did make my mouth look big. 698 00:41:25,240 --> 00:41:28,820 ???.go ahead. We'll continue With our civil lawsuit. 699 00:41:28,880 --> 00:41:30,460 Then we'll bury you In paperwork. 700 00:41:30,500 --> 00:41:33,710 I see.and by pressing a legal action You expect to lose, 701 00:41:33,780 --> 00:41:36,250 You think you will gain what,Exactly? 702 00:41:36,310 --> 00:41:38,760 Well,i'm defending My family's good name. 703 00:41:38,790 --> 00:41:40,200 And as far as your threats Are concerned, 704 00:41:40,260 --> 00:41:44,070 There isn't a judge In this entire state Who would put my daughte In jail. 705 00:41:44,410 --> 00:41:48,250 Now,which daughter Is that?Um... 706 00:41:48,370 --> 00:41:53,620 this one? Or this one? 707 00:41:55,750 --> 00:41:59,050 -Those pictures Are confidential. -They were. 708 00:41:59,060 --> 00:42:04,220 And then we arrested Your plastic surgeon for murder,And they became evidence. 709 00:42:04,690 --> 00:42:11,680 I imagine under The right circumstances, A judge might be persuaded To exclude them. 710 00:42:23,060 --> 00:42:26,590 You agree to drop all charges Against michelle, And we won't continue With our civil lawsuit. 711 00:42:26,670 --> 00:42:29,500 Very good. And i think An apology is in order. 712 00:42:29,560 --> 00:42:31,990 All right. That would be nice. 713 00:42:32,860 --> 00:42:36,860 Oh,you Oh,you thought? Yeah. No. 714 00:42:36,870 --> 00:42:38,450 I need an apology From you,sir -- 715 00:42:38,530 --> 00:42:41,900 Written,signed,Distributed to the media. That sort of thing. 716 00:42:41,910 --> 00:42:44,230 Never in a million years. Never! 717 00:42:44,380 --> 00:42:46,280 -Daddy? -Never. Never. 718 00:42:46,360 --> 00:42:51,530 Write it.Write it. 719 00:42:57,140 --> 00:42:59,900 Fine. Let's get out of this hole. 720 00:42:59,950 --> 00:43:04,390 Oh,oh,i'm sorry.I almost forgot. 721 00:43:04,460 --> 00:43:12,820 You know,Giving this back to you Is almost as sweet as The icing on your cake.