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As Odin has his Frigg,
Idun has her Bragi.
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So if Helen meets Anders?
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She will fall in love with Bragi,
like she has countless times over
thousands of years.
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The next girl I see, I'm gonna
make my cock her destiny.
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Anders, are you in there?
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Ty!
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Hey, messing with the
cock of destiny, bro!
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Gaia! Listen to me!
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Before it's...
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too late.
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You tell me where she is right
now, or I will rip your...
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We need to flee here now.
Before he wakes up!
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You, giant; you, dwarf;
what's your business here?
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What?
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Well, if Gaia's not a giant,
then how can her dad be a giant?
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Clearly, he's not her dad.
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We were chosen.
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And trained to hunt out the child.
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She is Frigg.
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Bring her to me, or your
friend, Zeb, he die.
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Hi. I'm Odin. And you, Gaia,
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are soon to become Frigg,
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my truly beloved.
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I'm serious.
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Yes. Yes, of course
you are. I'm a goddess!
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Yes.
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Do I get, like, wings?
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No.
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But wings would be really awesome.
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That's the domain of fairies.
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Ooh, I could be a fairy
goddess, flying over the city,
spreading pixie dust.
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OK, now you're getting
fairies and pixies mixed up.
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Ooh, can I make rainbows?
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Gaia, we're serious, here
you are about to become a goddess.
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Yes. And you are a god!
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Yes.
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You don't look like a God.
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Yet I am.
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Maybe if you grew a beard,
you might look more like a god.
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Now, see, you've got a beard and
you don't look like a god.
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I'm a giant, not a God.
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You don't look like
a giant, either.
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Gaia, are you still stoned?
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A little bit.
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Excellent!
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But it doesn't matter, because I'm
a goddess now and I can do whatever
I want!
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And right now I want to paddle
in the water! Whee! I'm a goddess!
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Look at me! I can fly!
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I don't think she's quite
got her head around this yet.
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No, not entirely.
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Whoo-hoo!
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Wait! We should approach cautiously.
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Do what you want. I'm getting
out of these clothes.
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OK, whoever did that
is paying for a new one.
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That will be the giant who came here
to kill you. The one who has taken
Zeb hostage.
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Stop it.
Stop what?
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Messing with my head.
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I'm not messing with your head.
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Yeah, you are.
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OK, yeah, I am, but only because
what you need to know, it messes
with your head.
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Why would anyone want to kidnap Zeb?
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Eggther will stop at nothing to get
to you. Those Terminator films
loosely based on him.
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Eggther? Is this this
made-up giant's name?
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I really wouldn't give him a hard
time about his name... he's very
sensitive
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Oh, for Christ's sake! I am
not a goddess, you are not Odin,
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and you are definitely not a giant,
because giants do not exist!
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Uh, this is Derrick. Not a giant
just a very large man.
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Do you have any idea what the
fucking traffic is like out
on that motorway?
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Yes, Derrick... I live here.
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My lord Odin, I have come.
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And he's Thor.
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Why can I smell pie?
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That'll be Bryn.
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Giant!
No, no, no, no! No! No! No.
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He is a sneaky tiny giant
who's come to kill you, my lord!
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No, he's a good giant!
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The only good giant's a dead giant!
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War criminal!
Thor, listen to me! He is one of us!
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He must come to no harm.
Do you understand?
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But giants must die.
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Not this one. He's a special giant.
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Axl, can I speak to you?
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Sure.
Alone.
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Thor, no touching the giant.
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OK?
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Thor!
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OK. This was funny at the beach;
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Because you were stoned.
...not funny any more.
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No, it's not.
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Stop, because you're really
starting to freak me out.
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I know, but you have to believe us.
Everything we're telling you is the
truth. And we need to rescue Zeb.
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There are no such
things as Norse gods!
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Yes, there are.
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In books, in stories,
not studying building in NZ.
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This one is.
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Is this some kind of plan to
get me to go back to Waiheke?
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No! How could this possibly do that?
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I don't know, but I wouldn't
put it past him.
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Gaia, this is me you're
talking to... Axl.
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I thought you were Odin!
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Yeah, well, I'm that too, but
right now I'm Axl, standing here,
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trying to explain how this explains
everything that's happened between
us.
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Remember when we got together
wasn't that magical? Didn't
that feel right?
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I dumped you and couldn't explain
why... it was because of a Frigg
alarm.
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But she turned out to be Hel, not
Frigg, and she married Ty, who is
Hod, instead,
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but that didn't end so well, so
we won't worry about that now.
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The thing is, the thing is, I've
been looking for you everywhere,
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and all this time you've
been here, and you are her.
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Isn't that amazing?
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I guess so.
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Yeah.
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But right now I just want to
get out of these wet clothes.
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And then we'll rescue Zeb.
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I'll wait outside.
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Ta.
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This is amazing, eh?
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Sure is.
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Thor! No!
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A tap, just one little tap on his
forehead, just to let him know who's
in charge.
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Do it, slaughterer of innocents!
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No! No! No-one is
slaughtering anyone!
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Because if we're to rescue Zeb, we
need to work together, as a team.
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What's a Zeb?
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Call him a friend of Odin's.
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Oh, you're that kind of Odin.
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No.
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Hey, do you know that chick?
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Helen... her name is Helen.
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Is she always that,
you know, forward?
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I mean, don't get me wrong, I'm a
great believer in spontaneous sex,
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but that was... that was surreal.
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The first time I laid my eyes
on her, it was the strangest, most
remarkable feeling, like.... like...
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...like your soul
has been given wings?
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Yeah, like my dick was trying
to drill out of my trousers
and right into her.
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I was ready to nail her right there
and then, if she wanted to or no.
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But let me tell you, Ty, she wanted
it. Oh, Lord, she wanted it.
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Hey.
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So this Ellen chick, was
she like this with you?
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Helen.
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I bet she wasn't, cos you're
you and I'm me. And, I mean,
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I bet you never left her barely
conscious with pleasure in the
toilets.
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OK, you've had your
fun; can we leave now?
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Here we are, boys.
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Oh. Sweet.
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Hello, Ty.
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Hey.
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Long time, no see. Are you
keeping in, out of the dark?
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Trying to.
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I suppose an introduction
is called for.
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I would consider us introduced.
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Well, I don't normally
throw myself at strangers.
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Pity. That's what I like about you.
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I'm Helen.
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Helen. I know. I'm Anders,
Ty's better-looking brother.
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Your brother?
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As in, he is also a...?
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Yep.
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Helen is as we are.
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Half drunk?
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A goddess, you mong.
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No shit?
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Idun.
Idun, the apple chick?
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That's one way of putting it.
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Huh. I'm Bragi. Weren't we, like,
married or something, in Asgard?
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Ooh. In this world we've only
shagged once, so let's not get
too far ahead of ourselves.
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Idun, the apple chick.
How do you like them apples?
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I mean, owning your
own club is fine,
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as long as you're looking to party
all night, get laid, partake in
illicit substances...
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All admirable goals in life.
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Inevitably, it all
went down the toilet.
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I'm sorry to hear that.
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Nah, it's fine. Sure,
I had a breakdown,
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hooked up with the wrong guy,
did unspeakable things for money,
but apart from that, it was fine.
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And then, until today,
I ended up here.
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Until today?
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Yeah. I quit. Just before,
when I was getting these drinks.
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Why?
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You guys seemed like
much more fun than work.
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Undoubtedly true.
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So drink up, boys... this is my
severance package we're working
our way through.
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Yee-haa.
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The question you ask
is a very complex one.
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Is she Frigg... yes or no?
What is complex about that?
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Simplicity can be
complexity in disguise.
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Don't try and hide behind oracle
crap. Especially when you're not
very good.
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Pot, kettle... black.
Hey! Straying off topic!
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I know she's becoming
a goddess. So which?
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We think Frigg. Confirm or
deny. You promised you would.
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And soon, soon you will find out.
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Things are running their course.
It'd be unfair if you knew before
the lady in question.
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Do we look like we give
a shit about 'fair'?
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No. No, you don't.
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Incoming.
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Hi. Can I have a word with you?
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Is Axl with you?
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In private?
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Sure.
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So confirmed.
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She's not exactly a very
Norse Norse goddess is she?
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Sorry about the welcoming committee.
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I'm kinda getting used
to weird shit today.
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Yeah, I bet.
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I'm worried Axl and Bryn have gone
to Crazy Town and they're not coming
back.
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Because they keep saying
weird shit about Norse gods?
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Seriously, I don't know where it's
all come from. And Axl, he really
believes it.
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Yeah.
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That would be because...
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it's true.
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Look, right now you are probably
feeling like you're the last
sane person on Earth, right?
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And that is totally understandable.
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The thing is, Gaia, a long time
ago, for reasons right or wrong,
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the Norse gods made the
decision to walk the Earth.
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Sometime later they made another
decision, to come to NZ, essentially
to hide.
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I won't go into the history,
but the important bit is
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there is a long line of people
who have, at one time or another,
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become the living, breathing
incarnation of one of those gods.
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I'm one... I'm Ullr.
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And... hard to believe,
I know, but... Axl is one too.
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Odin.
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Yeah.
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And the signs are
the prophecies are
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that you...
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will join our ranks very soon.
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Look, I'm probably not the
best person to explain this.
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Come with me.
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Ladies, um, Gaia here is having
a little trouble coming to grips
with the change in her situation.
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Gaia, meet Sjofn, Snotra and Fulla.
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Yeah, all goddesses.
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And when you say 'situation'?
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The one where, yes, apparently,
Gaia is about to become Frigg.
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Oh!
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Whoa.
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So maybe you could talk her through
what all this nonsense actually
means.
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We can do that.
Be gentle with her.
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Always.
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Are you going to
get me stoned again?
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No. But we should go somewhere
quiet, where we can talk,
away from these silly men.
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I know we like rooting them,
but can we trust these goddesses?
241
00:13:50,562 --> 00:13:51,400
What? Not everything is deducible.
242
00:13:51,401 --> 00:13:56,482
Hrungnir was a hero, a good giant
who had his head knocked off with
a grindstone at the hands of Thor.
243
00:13:56,602 --> 00:13:58,562
His head... knocked right off!
244
00:13:58,722 --> 00:14:00,402
Will you shut up?
They're only stories.
245
00:14:00,642 --> 00:14:05,962
And what about Geirrod, eh? And his
beautiful daughters Gjalp and Greip?
Murdered!
246
00:14:06,122 --> 00:14:09,042
Their backs broken in
their own home by Thor!
247
00:14:09,282 --> 00:14:14,002
Gjalp was trying to drown Thor in a
river of her piss and womanly blood.
What was he meant to do?
248
00:14:14,122 --> 00:14:15,642
Shut up! Both of you.
249
00:14:21,282 --> 00:14:25,042
Gaia, this is no time to get all
chick about getting dressed
we really need to move.
250
00:14:35,122 --> 00:14:36,402
What have you done with her?
251
00:14:36,562 --> 00:14:38,882
Me? I was out there with you
the whole time, you numbskull!
252
00:14:39,882 --> 00:14:41,082
Don't call me a numbskull, you
253
00:14:41,162 --> 00:14:43,162
Shut the fuck up!
254
00:14:43,282 --> 00:14:44,402
Hello?
255
00:14:44,562 --> 00:14:46,802
My instructions, were they
too complicated for you?
256
00:14:46,922 --> 00:14:47,962
No.
257
00:14:48,202 --> 00:14:51,602
Bring the girl, and one of those
roast chickens from the supermarket
to a place
258
00:14:51,722 --> 00:14:54,322
There's a problem. With the chicken.
259
00:14:54,442 --> 00:14:56,842
Problem? What problem?
260
00:14:57,082 --> 00:15:01,682
I'll call you when it's sorted. But
if you harm my mate, I will destroy
you, OK?
261
00:15:05,642 --> 00:15:07,722
I thought it was my job
to destroy the giant.
262
00:15:07,882 --> 00:15:10,002
Why does anyone have
to destroy any giant?
263
00:15:10,162 --> 00:15:12,162
Come on, come on, come
on, come on, come on.
264
00:15:12,402 --> 00:15:17,042
I don't know... the how is up to you.
Just get him here. Hang on; I've got
another call.
265
00:15:18,842 --> 00:15:20,042
Hello?
266
00:15:20,162 --> 00:15:22,162
Mike, Gaia's disappeared again.
267
00:15:22,282 --> 00:15:23,442
No, she hasn't.
268
00:15:23,602 --> 00:15:25,642
Well, that's easy for you to say,
cos you can, like, find anything.
269
00:15:25,762 --> 00:15:27,882
She was here. At the bar.
270
00:15:28,002 --> 00:15:29,362
What do you mean 'was'?
271
00:15:29,522 --> 00:15:32,762
You need to get here now.
I'm on another call.
272
00:15:35,082 --> 00:15:37,562
OK. You got that?
You and him... here.
273
00:15:37,682 --> 00:15:40,042
That could be easier said than done.
274
00:15:40,162 --> 00:15:42,202
I don't care. Make it so.
275
00:15:56,362 --> 00:16:00,042
Hi. Uh, sorry to interrupt, but,
uh, I kinda need to talk to Anders.
276
00:16:00,202 --> 00:16:02,522
Anders really
can't talk right now.
277
00:16:02,762 --> 00:16:06,882
Right. OK. It's just that something
urgent has come up and we need
to go.
278
00:16:07,002 --> 00:16:09,482
It's OK... I'm real close.
279
00:16:09,562 --> 00:16:11,882
Good. Good to know.
280
00:16:12,042 --> 00:16:17,162
Just, he needs to know that it
turns out Gaia is going to be Frigg.
281
00:16:18,842 --> 00:16:20,042
Bullshit.
282
00:16:20,202 --> 00:16:22,362
Apparently.
Really?
283
00:16:25,762 --> 00:16:30,562
All these people, they
have no idea we exist.
284
00:16:30,574 --> 00:16:32,094
Isn't that cool?
285
00:16:32,214 --> 00:16:34,054
If you say so.
286
00:16:34,174 --> 00:16:36,934
Oh, it is. Accept it, Gaia.
287
00:16:37,054 --> 00:16:39,014
Just let it wash over you.
288
00:16:41,734 --> 00:16:44,334
Once someone sat down
and explained it to me,
289
00:16:44,574 --> 00:16:50,574
the 10 years of my life where I had
no idea what was wrong with me made
so much more sense.
290
00:16:50,694 --> 00:16:52,854
The lesson here, Gaia, is...
291
00:16:52,974 --> 00:16:55,494
you can't fight it, so...
292
00:16:55,614 --> 00:16:57,534
embrace it.
293
00:16:57,654 --> 00:17:00,054
So Fulla...
294
00:17:00,174 --> 00:17:01,414
is my... handmaiden?
295
00:17:01,534 --> 00:17:02,894
Yep.
296
00:17:03,014 --> 00:17:04,734
Do I need a handmaiden?
297
00:17:04,894 --> 00:17:07,374
I am your handmaiden
you don't get a choice.
298
00:17:07,494 --> 00:17:10,014
Oh. And what do you do,
299
00:17:10,134 --> 00:17:11,774
as my handmaiden?
300
00:17:11,894 --> 00:17:13,974
Cleaning and shit.
301
00:17:16,294 --> 00:17:18,214
Oh, Gaia. Are you OK?
302
00:17:19,294 --> 00:17:21,694
Am I OK?
303
00:17:21,814 --> 00:17:23,694
Good question.
304
00:17:25,854 --> 00:17:30,214
I have just found out the world is
full of creatures that are only
meant to exist in storybooks,
305
00:17:30,374 --> 00:17:33,854
some of whom apparently
want to kill me;
306
00:17:35,854 --> 00:17:43,254
my entire life has been a lie up
to this point; and my flatmate is
in the hands of some psycho giant,
307
00:17:44,574 --> 00:17:46,334
all because of me.
308
00:17:47,694 --> 00:17:51,814
Yeah, I'm a bunch of fucking
fluffy ducks, actually!
309
00:17:53,494 --> 00:17:55,614
But you're with us now.
310
00:17:55,854 --> 00:18:01,734
We're goddesses, we're your kind,
and we will look after you, all
the way.
311
00:18:06,174 --> 00:18:11,134
You are kidding me, right?
Axl's drippy girlfriend is Frigg?
312
00:18:11,294 --> 00:18:13,894
She's not exactly
a Valkyrie, is she?
313
00:18:14,054 --> 00:18:16,894
It's not my fault she doesn't meet
your blonde-bombshell fantasies.
314
00:18:17,014 --> 00:18:18,814
And then you let her go with them.
315
00:18:18,934 --> 00:18:20,814
You mean her fellow goddesses.
316
00:18:21,054 --> 00:18:24,654
They tried to kill Axl. Did your
dick erase that part of the story
from your memory?
317
00:18:24,774 --> 00:18:25,894
I trust Michele.
318
00:18:26,054 --> 00:18:29,294
Then you are a soft fool.
We will never see Frigg again.
319
00:18:29,454 --> 00:18:34,214
Or we could simply accept the
cosmos moves in the way it moves.
320
00:18:34,454 --> 00:18:37,534
Oh, excuse me if I move to the bar,
before I spontaneously move my
bowels.
321
00:18:37,654 --> 00:18:38,894
Yeah, just help yourself.
322
00:18:39,014 --> 00:18:40,654
I was going to.
323
00:18:42,254 --> 00:18:46,374
I knew a previous you... we made
love at a Led Zeppelin concert.
324
00:18:46,534 --> 00:18:49,574
I love Led Zeppelin.
There you go.
325
00:18:50,654 --> 00:18:52,414
Hey. Anything you'd like to add?
326
00:18:52,494 --> 00:18:54,854
I feel less than ideal.
327
00:19:07,494 --> 00:19:10,334
Isn't the cosmos a weird
and wonderful place?
328
00:19:10,454 --> 00:19:12,294
If you say so, Grandpa.
329
00:19:12,534 --> 00:19:17,334
The forces that must have been
at work to bring Bragi and Idun
together before your very eyes.
330
00:19:19,094 --> 00:19:24,374
The weird thing is, by Anders'
standards, he's being nice to her.
331
00:19:24,494 --> 00:19:26,494
I bet he is.
332
00:19:26,734 --> 00:19:31,534
No, not just that. I mean,
he actually listens to her
and asks her questions,
333
00:19:31,694 --> 00:19:34,614
and for two seconds it
isn't him being an arsehole.
334
00:19:34,734 --> 00:19:36,494
Well, she is his beloved.
335
00:19:39,974 --> 00:19:41,814
You told me it would
end badly for her.
336
00:19:42,054 --> 00:19:48,334
Oh, it will end badly for her.
It doesn't mean it has to start
badly. You should talk to her.
337
00:19:49,854 --> 00:19:50,974
About Anders?
338
00:19:51,094 --> 00:19:53,374
No, about apples.
339
00:20:14,694 --> 00:20:16,094
He's trying to kill us all!
340
00:20:16,254 --> 00:20:17,894
He's just not used
to Auckland traffic.
341
00:20:18,014 --> 00:20:19,214
This the place?
342
00:20:19,334 --> 00:20:20,774
Yeah, it is.
343
00:20:20,934 --> 00:20:23,134
It's not one of those
Auckland gay bars, is it?
344
00:20:23,294 --> 00:20:25,814
I understood Thor likes to
dress in women's clothes.
345
00:20:25,934 --> 00:20:27,894
Not this Thor.
346
00:20:33,294 --> 00:20:36,094
Oh! Who's idea was bringing him in?
347
00:20:36,214 --> 00:20:37,574
Top work, Grandpa.
348
00:20:37,654 --> 00:20:40,334
Mike, uh, this is Thor. Thor, Ullr.
349
00:20:40,494 --> 00:20:42,214
G'day.
G'day.
350
00:20:42,334 --> 00:20:44,214
And that's Ty, who is Hod.
351
00:20:44,334 --> 00:20:45,294
I'm sorry about that.
352
00:20:45,414 --> 00:20:46,414
Tell me about it.
353
00:20:46,574 --> 00:20:49,694
And you know Bragi, and I
have no idea who this is.
354
00:20:49,814 --> 00:20:52,294
Hi. Idun. Goddess.
355
00:20:52,414 --> 00:20:53,574
OK.
356
00:20:53,654 --> 00:20:55,094
Beer.
357
00:20:55,214 --> 00:20:56,694
Where is she?
358
00:20:56,814 --> 00:20:57,854
She's with the goddesses.
359
00:20:57,974 --> 00:20:58,934
Where?
360
00:20:59,054 --> 00:21:00,254
I have no idea.
361
00:21:00,374 --> 00:21:01,574
You let them take her away?!
362
00:21:01,654 --> 00:21:03,574
Can I get an 'amen' to that?
363
00:21:03,654 --> 00:21:05,294
She needed to be with her own kind.
364
00:21:05,414 --> 00:21:07,134
Her kind who cannot be trusted!
365
00:21:07,254 --> 00:21:08,614
They'll bring her back.
366
00:21:08,734 --> 00:21:10,534
How do you know?
367
00:21:10,694 --> 00:21:13,174
Don't we have more important
things to discuss?
368
00:21:13,414 --> 00:21:19,134
Oh. OK. Yes. We definitely need to
talk about that. Um, I've managed
to stall Eggther for a bit.
369
00:21:19,294 --> 00:21:21,734
I doubt the chicken story's
gonna hold him for long.
370
00:21:21,894 --> 00:21:24,494
Find giant, kill giant
what's there to talk about?
371
00:21:24,654 --> 00:21:26,494
The fact he's holding my
friend hostage, for starters.
372
00:21:26,614 --> 00:21:27,934
You mean 'mortal friend'.
373
00:21:28,094 --> 00:21:30,814
Uh, as much as I hate
to say it, I'm with Thor.
374
00:21:30,934 --> 00:21:32,254
Arse-licker.
375
00:21:32,414 --> 00:21:36,574
You have to ask yourself, 'How
much of a friend is Zeb really?'
376
00:21:36,814 --> 00:21:41,134
What's the alternative? Give him
Frigg? I think we all know that's
not going to happen.
377
00:21:41,294 --> 00:21:44,774
Fight him, kill him? Come on, we're
not the fighting, killing kind.
378
00:21:44,894 --> 00:21:46,614
I am.
379
00:21:46,854 --> 00:21:50,294
We send MC Hammer, and what happens
happens. Meanwhile we get on with
our lives,
380
00:21:50,454 --> 00:21:54,174
and if your friend Zeb turns into
a martyr along the way, so be it.
381
00:21:54,334 --> 00:21:57,214
So Odin and Frigg get it on
and we get our proper powers,
382
00:21:57,454 --> 00:22:01,854
then we can kick some serious giant
arse to revenge his scrawny arse.
Sounds straightforward to me.
383
00:22:02,014 --> 00:22:05,254
Sounds to me like the arrogant
god shit we were trying to stop.
384
00:22:05,494 --> 00:22:10,654
Yeah. If you haven't got anything
useful to say, you can piss off back
to whatever bar you crawled out of.
385
00:22:10,894 --> 00:22:14,694
What was not useful about that? That
made perfect sense. Ty, did that not
make perfect sense?
386
00:22:17,054 --> 00:22:19,294
Sorry, I wasn't listening.
So defrost your ears.
387
00:22:19,534 --> 00:22:24,254
OK. This is what we'll do. We're
going to meet the giant, talk to him
and find out what he really wants.
388
00:22:24,414 --> 00:22:26,734
He wants to kill she
who is meant to be Frigg.
389
00:22:26,974 --> 00:22:34,014
And so did he, and instead he ended
up raising her. People can change.
Even giant people, I bet.
390
00:22:35,534 --> 00:22:37,654
Yeah, but what about the bit where
I bury my hammer in his eye socket?
391
00:22:37,774 --> 00:22:39,254
There isn't one.
392
00:22:39,414 --> 00:22:41,934
Oh, come on.
Too bad. It's what we're gonna do.
393
00:22:42,054 --> 00:22:43,174
Make the call.
394
00:22:43,334 --> 00:22:45,814
OK, fine, ignore me. Play
nice with the giants, Mike;
395
00:22:46,054 --> 00:22:49,654
I mean, you already handed Frigg to
the enemy... top day's work! And,
uh, hey,
396
00:22:49,894 --> 00:22:53,454
good luck for your friend's scrawny
little neck when you turn up without
the girl.
397
00:22:53,614 --> 00:22:55,734
You can leave any
time you want, Anders.
398
00:22:55,894 --> 00:23:00,974
Now is good for me. It's much more
hospitable at my office, I swear.
399
00:23:02,414 --> 00:23:05,294
It was really nice to meet you all.
I wish there was something I could
do.
400
00:23:06,614 --> 00:23:08,454
Is there anything I can do?
401
00:23:08,574 --> 00:23:10,294
After you've been drinking all day?
402
00:23:10,454 --> 00:23:12,534
Well, to be fair, when I started
I didn't know any of this was gonna
403
00:23:12,654 --> 00:23:14,454
Go.
404
00:23:16,054 --> 00:23:17,814
Apples.
405
00:23:22,319 --> 00:23:23,799
Apples.
406
00:23:26,599 --> 00:23:28,599
How come you're not as
wide as you are tall?
407
00:23:28,719 --> 00:23:30,919
My metabolism... it is very fast.
408
00:23:34,239 --> 00:23:35,839
Have you sorted out the chicken?
409
00:23:35,959 --> 00:23:37,719
The chicken is good to go.
410
00:23:37,839 --> 00:23:39,279
About time.
411
00:23:39,439 --> 00:23:42,759
I wanna speak to Zeb.
I need to know he's alive.
412
00:23:42,879 --> 00:23:44,679
He wants to speak to you.
413
00:23:44,839 --> 00:23:47,159
Hey.
Are you OK?
414
00:23:47,319 --> 00:23:49,719
So it turns out
that Gaia is Frigg?
415
00:23:49,839 --> 00:23:51,319
Yeah. Apparently.
416
00:23:51,559 --> 00:23:56,719
It's like one of those movies where
it turns out he should have got with
the nice chick, not the hot one.
417
00:23:56,839 --> 00:23:59,799
Enough! Give me the telephone!
418
00:23:59,959 --> 00:24:02,839
Are you happy now? You see
what I have to put up with?
419
00:24:02,959 --> 00:24:04,199
Where do we meet?
420
00:24:04,359 --> 00:24:06,639
I don't know. Where do
NZ gods normally meet?
421
00:24:06,759 --> 00:24:08,959
In a forest, usually.
422
00:24:09,119 --> 00:24:12,799
Yah. I can work with that.
What is the forest?
423
00:24:13,039 --> 00:24:16,639
I don't know... they all look
the same to me. I'll text you
the directions and when.
424
00:24:16,759 --> 00:24:19,359
OK. And don't forget... come alone.
425
00:24:23,559 --> 00:24:25,839
I thought you wanted him
to bring Gaia as well.
426
00:24:27,959 --> 00:24:30,199
We need to, like, Google a map.
427
00:24:33,079 --> 00:24:33,999
Hello?
428
00:24:34,159 --> 00:24:37,679
Uh, when I said, uh, come alone,
I meant with the girl, obviously.
429
00:24:37,799 --> 00:24:39,279
Obviously. And the chicken.
430
00:24:39,399 --> 00:24:41,359
Yah. That too.
431
00:24:43,359 --> 00:24:46,039
I think if it turns into
a battle of wits, we'll be OK.
432
00:24:47,679 --> 00:24:49,279
It's Michele.
What do you want?
433
00:24:50,639 --> 00:24:54,559
OK, Michele, I don't know where you
guys are, but you need to bring Gaia
back here now.
434
00:24:54,719 --> 00:24:57,119
Michele wouldn't really
do anything to her, right?
435
00:24:57,239 --> 00:24:59,839
No.
436
00:24:59,999 --> 00:25:03,999
I mean, when she put the arrow in
me... that's all in the past, right?
437
00:25:04,119 --> 00:25:05,559
Sure.
438
00:25:14,119 --> 00:25:16,359
Ah, see... you could
have answered your phone.
439
00:25:16,519 --> 00:25:18,839
What's the matter, Mike
don't you trust me?
440
00:25:22,599 --> 00:25:24,559
Are you OK now?
441
00:25:24,679 --> 00:25:26,799
Not entirely.
442
00:25:26,919 --> 00:25:28,839
What's going on with Zeb?
443
00:25:28,959 --> 00:25:30,479
Uh, we're gonna go meet the giant.
444
00:25:30,639 --> 00:25:32,879
When?
Kind of now-ish, really.
445
00:25:33,039 --> 00:25:34,759
Then, let's do it.
Except you're not going.
446
00:25:34,879 --> 00:25:36,919
But it's me he wants.
447
00:25:37,079 --> 00:25:39,079
Exactly why you're
not going. I'm going.
448
00:25:39,199 --> 00:25:40,199
Yeah, we'll go.
449
00:25:40,359 --> 00:25:41,959
No, no, no, no,
you're not going either.
450
00:25:42,079 --> 00:25:43,359
He'll expect me to be there.
451
00:25:43,599 --> 00:25:47,799
And if he kills you, it has exactly
the same effect as if he kills Gaia,
which is why you are not going.
452
00:25:47,919 --> 00:25:49,519
I'll go.
453
00:25:49,679 --> 00:25:52,879
Thor, we're trying diplomacy
it's more my game.
454
00:25:52,959 --> 00:25:54,559
I can go pretending to be Gaia.
455
00:25:54,679 --> 00:25:55,879
How?
456
00:25:56,039 --> 00:25:58,559
By dressing as her
and wearing make-up.
457
00:25:58,679 --> 00:26:00,119
Mm-hm. And then what?
458
00:26:00,239 --> 00:26:02,159
Well, she could sleep with him.
459
00:26:02,279 --> 00:26:04,159
OK. I am going alone.
460
00:26:04,279 --> 00:26:05,439
End of story.
461
00:26:05,679 --> 00:26:10,919
No, not end of story. This is all
because of me, and there's no way
you leave me here. Zeb is my friend.
462
00:26:11,079 --> 00:26:13,959
Yeah, and mine too. So I'm going
whether you like it or not.
463
00:26:14,079 --> 00:26:15,279
Me too.
464
00:26:15,399 --> 00:26:17,399
And where my daughter goes, I go.
465
00:26:17,519 --> 00:26:19,999
But I'm not your daughter, am I?
466
00:26:21,559 --> 00:26:25,239
In my heart, you are my daughter
and you will always be.
467
00:26:25,399 --> 00:26:30,799
I vowed to protect you always, and
I will... even against my own kind.
468
00:26:31,039 --> 00:26:34,759
Well, if the giant's going, I'm
going too. This could be some
sort of a trap.
469
00:26:34,919 --> 00:26:37,959
You just wanna kill Eggther.
No-one is killing anyone.
470
00:26:38,119 --> 00:26:40,799
Because you say so?
No, because I say so.
471
00:26:42,519 --> 00:26:45,319
Then it's just the
five of us... alone.
472
00:26:49,117 --> 00:26:51,197
I am not going with him!
473
00:26:51,237 --> 00:26:56,877
I have already given my lord Odin my
solemn oath that my hammer will not
split thy skull, giant.
474
00:26:56,921 --> 00:26:59,041
It's your fucking driving
I'm worried about.
475
00:26:59,088 --> 00:27:00,128
What if I drive?
476
00:27:00,146 --> 00:27:02,626
My truck? Fuck off. You may
be Odin, but there are limits.
477
00:27:02,866 --> 00:27:07,946
Oh, for Christ's sake! You go with
Thor; me and you will go with Mike.
Is that OK with everyone?
478
00:27:10,586 --> 00:27:13,746
Stay safe honey, and headbutt
the giant in the nuts for me.
479
00:27:13,866 --> 00:27:16,786
I'm sure he's not that tall.
480
00:27:16,866 --> 00:27:18,786
But neither are you.
481
00:27:32,826 --> 00:27:37,706
It's like the Wild West... the men
at the shoot-out, while the women
and old folk look after the saloon.
482
00:27:37,866 --> 00:27:40,786
What are we meant to
do while we're waiting?
483
00:27:40,946 --> 00:27:43,786
There is a very large,
empty bed upstairs.
484
00:27:43,906 --> 00:27:45,986
Yes!
485
00:27:46,146 --> 00:27:50,386
You know, sometimes I loathe the
hyperactive sex drive of us gods.
486
00:27:50,546 --> 00:27:53,146
Now Anders has hooked
himself a goddess, I hear.
487
00:27:53,386 --> 00:27:57,706
I know. Isn't it exciting? Suddenly
there's goddesses popping up all
over the show.
488
00:27:57,826 --> 00:27:59,626
And Idun is important, right?
489
00:27:59,786 --> 00:28:02,346
As Frigg is to Odin,
so she is to Bragi.
490
00:28:02,586 --> 00:28:03,866
I meant generally.
491
00:28:04,026 --> 00:28:07,706
The Constant Goddess... without her
or her apples, there would be no us.
492
00:28:07,826 --> 00:28:09,426
She can't be that important.
493
00:28:09,666 --> 00:28:16,026
Yes, she is. And she is way more
powerful than me or you. Way,
way, way, way more powerful.
494
00:28:16,146 --> 00:28:18,426
Tell me about Anders' stick.
495
00:28:20,026 --> 00:28:22,226
The World Tree, some call it.
496
00:28:22,466 --> 00:28:26,186
Ingrid, I don't care what it's
called... I want to know how
Yggdrasil works.
497
00:28:26,426 --> 00:28:32,186
Mm. Life flows through it. I can't
believe Anders just lopped a branch
off it.
498
00:28:32,346 --> 00:28:35,586
I didn't know it was real; I heard
it was a metaphor, like the apples.
499
00:28:35,746 --> 00:28:37,946
Well, it is a real tree,
and we have a piece of it.
500
00:28:38,106 --> 00:28:41,346
Anders has a piece of it.
For now. But it's useless to him.
501
00:28:41,466 --> 00:28:44,106
Mm. Because he has no life in him.
502
00:28:44,266 --> 00:28:46,466
Unfortunately, Anders
has plenty of life in him.
503
00:28:46,586 --> 00:28:49,066
No! No life. No womb.
504
00:28:49,226 --> 00:28:53,466
He cannot grow life, and so
life cannot grow through him.
505
00:28:54,986 --> 00:28:59,066
You sound like Agnetha... she was
always asking me questions about
the Tree.
506
00:28:59,186 --> 00:29:01,066
I bet she was.
507
00:29:13,758 --> 00:29:16,078
They're called 'indicators'
for a reason!
508
00:29:16,198 --> 00:29:18,718
Indicating is a sign of weakness.
509
00:29:18,878 --> 00:29:22,038
I thought we were dealing
with giants, not clowns.
510
00:30:07,718 --> 00:30:10,958
Let's see who's got the power now.
511
00:30:16,198 --> 00:30:20,798
Quite often, when there's important
god stuff to do, we end up in a
forest. You'll get used to it.
512
00:30:22,798 --> 00:30:25,038
I guess this is the place!
513
00:30:26,158 --> 00:30:28,438
Yah, this is the place.
514
00:30:31,718 --> 00:30:34,238
A chicken. As requested.
515
00:30:37,638 --> 00:30:39,958
Put the chicken on the table.
516
00:30:44,558 --> 00:30:46,278
Hey, Zeb. How's it going?
517
00:30:46,438 --> 00:30:51,518
Still digesting the whole
Gaia/Frigg news. Hi, Gaia.
518
00:30:51,638 --> 00:30:52,878
Hey, Zeb.
519
00:30:53,118 --> 00:30:57,958
You can call me Freki from now
on. Even though the real Freki
is apparently dead.
520
00:30:58,078 --> 00:30:59,638
If you say so.
521
00:30:59,798 --> 00:31:01,838
Have you finished?
Has everybody finished?
522
00:31:01,958 --> 00:31:04,478
Finished. Chicken.
523
00:31:04,638 --> 00:31:07,678
Chicken is for after;
now I want the girl.
524
00:31:07,798 --> 00:31:09,198
I'm not a girl.
525
00:31:09,318 --> 00:31:11,358
Girl, goddess, whatever.
526
00:31:11,518 --> 00:31:16,318
No, we're not handing her over
to you. We're here for Zeb.
527
00:31:16,558 --> 00:31:20,358
How about I start by ripping his
head off? You can have that part
to start with.
528
00:31:20,518 --> 00:31:23,838
Do that, and it'll be the
last thing you'll ever do.
529
00:31:24,078 --> 00:31:32,158
Oh. Wow. What a surprise, you didn't
come alone! Gone over to the god
side, have you?
530
00:31:32,398 --> 00:31:38,798
This has nothing to do with gods.
I vowed to protect Gaia, and I will,
even from my own kind.
531
00:31:38,918 --> 00:31:41,398
Still makes you a traitor.
532
00:31:41,518 --> 00:31:42,958
There are worse things to be.
533
00:31:43,118 --> 00:31:45,598
There's more of us than
there are of you, so give it up.
534
00:31:45,758 --> 00:31:49,118
How about instead, I kill him
and then I kill the rest of you?
535
00:31:49,358 --> 00:31:52,798
How about you try it and find my
hammer sticking out of your forehead
like it's a tusk?
536
00:31:54,358 --> 00:31:56,878
Just let Zeb go, OK?
537
00:31:57,038 --> 00:32:00,838
Why? So the butcher of Thrymheim
here can pound my bones to dust?
538
00:32:00,998 --> 00:32:03,398
He's not gonna do that.
He will if he gets half a chance.
539
00:32:03,518 --> 00:32:05,278
No.
540
00:32:05,398 --> 00:32:08,918
Look, I'm kinda new to this...
541
00:32:09,078 --> 00:32:12,838
god-giant stuff, and I don't
know anything about the past,
542
00:32:12,998 --> 00:32:17,758
but apparently I'm quite important
to the future of gods and giants.
543
00:32:17,918 --> 00:32:20,358
Otherwise you wouldn't keep
sending people to kill me, right?
544
00:32:20,478 --> 00:32:23,078
Yah, to prevent the new Dark Age.
545
00:32:23,198 --> 00:32:24,478
Which is what?
546
00:32:24,718 --> 00:32:29,278
When gods are all-powerful and the
likes of him rule the earth, killing
my people at will.
547
00:32:29,518 --> 00:32:35,998
But he won't be running the world;
we will. And I don't know what
we'll do if and when that happens,
548
00:32:36,158 --> 00:32:39,878
but the one thing I know we won't be
doing is letting Thor, or any God,
549
00:32:40,038 --> 00:32:43,358
run around killing giants
just because they feel like it.
550
00:32:43,518 --> 00:32:47,678
Seriously? What type of
magical, fluffy bunny world,
551
00:32:47,918 --> 00:32:52,118
where unicorns pee rainbows and
everything tastes of chocolate
do you two live in?
552
00:32:52,238 --> 00:32:53,998
You cannot change what we are.
553
00:32:54,158 --> 00:32:56,439
Exactly. So let's just kill
this prick and get on with it.
554
00:32:56,558 --> 00:32:58,398
Thor! No!
555
00:32:58,518 --> 00:32:59,918
No! Don't!
556
00:33:00,038 --> 00:33:01,918
Thor, don't!
557
00:33:04,038 --> 00:33:05,798
Thor, let him alone!
I command you!
558
00:33:05,958 --> 00:33:08,318
Axl, leave them.
Let them sort it out!
559
00:33:08,438 --> 00:33:09,998
Daughter, no!
560
00:33:10,118 --> 00:33:12,078
Shit.
561
00:33:20,158 --> 00:33:22,678
Thor!
562
00:33:22,798 --> 00:33:24,678
Fucking giants!
563
00:33:24,798 --> 00:33:26,678
Thor, stop!
564
00:33:31,758 --> 00:33:32,918
Die, giant!
565
00:33:33,078 --> 00:33:34,638
In the name of Odin,
I command you to stop!
566
00:33:34,758 --> 00:33:36,718
Leave him alone!
567
00:33:43,638 --> 00:33:46,998
I am Odin, the all-father... obey me.
568
00:33:47,118 --> 00:33:48,638
Obey me!
569
00:33:48,758 --> 00:33:50,318
Yes, My Lord.
570
00:33:53,758 --> 00:33:55,798
Eggther! Don't!
571
00:33:55,918 --> 00:33:57,638
Don't do it, man.
572
00:33:57,758 --> 00:33:59,478
It is what I was sent here to do.
573
00:33:59,638 --> 00:34:02,998
But that isn't you
that's not who you are.
574
00:34:03,238 --> 00:34:09,678
You're not a killer; you're just a
tall, scary guy who's got by on his
reputation.
575
00:34:12,078 --> 00:34:14,638
You don't go around killing girls.
576
00:34:14,798 --> 00:34:17,638
I'm not a girl.
Work with me, Gaia.
577
00:34:19,638 --> 00:34:21,638
Put the stick down, bro.
578
00:34:21,758 --> 00:34:24,918
Here, take the chicken instead.
579
00:34:28,198 --> 00:34:30,238
Rise above it, man.
580
00:34:30,358 --> 00:34:32,238
Rise above.
581
00:34:47,398 --> 00:34:50,918
OK, now I'm pretty sure
I've seen everything.
582
00:34:55,601 --> 00:35:00,041
In your own way, Thor, you are a
fine servant, and I thank you for
your effort today.
583
00:35:00,201 --> 00:35:03,521
I can stay longer, my lord, in case
this is some kind of giant ruse.
584
00:35:03,681 --> 00:35:07,481
No, no, no, we're good. And you've
probably got goats to farm.
585
00:35:07,878 --> 00:35:09,278
Eaten all the goats.
586
00:35:09,438 --> 00:35:12,478
You probably don't want to stay
in Auckland a moment longer, eh?
587
00:35:12,638 --> 00:35:15,118
Thought I might check out
the Sky Tower, actually.
588
00:35:15,238 --> 00:35:17,398
Good idea. You go do that.
589
00:35:17,518 --> 00:35:19,038
Any time you need me, My Lord.
590
00:35:19,158 --> 00:35:21,038
I will call... I promise.
591
00:35:25,078 --> 00:35:27,358
I look forward to the
rekindling of our powers.
592
00:35:27,478 --> 00:35:29,398
Don't we all!
593
00:35:35,598 --> 00:35:37,718
One nutbar down, one to go.
594
00:35:39,398 --> 00:35:42,518
Are we all good here?
Yah, we are good.
595
00:35:42,678 --> 00:35:44,879
So you'll take our message
of peace back to your people?
596
00:35:44,918 --> 00:35:48,958
You will hear the laughter all
the way from Jotunheimr to here.
597
00:35:49,118 --> 00:35:52,558
And you... you know you
are forever banished, yah?
598
00:35:52,678 --> 00:35:54,038
I figured as much.
599
00:35:54,278 --> 00:35:59,198
And I know you gods... you think we
giants are thickos, but the reason
I am here?
600
00:35:59,438 --> 00:36:05,158
The reason we checked out Hlebard's
possum heart in the first place?
Jormungand is stirring.
601
00:36:06,998 --> 00:36:08,918
If you say so.
602
00:36:11,518 --> 00:36:12,998
Facebook me when you get home.
603
00:36:13,118 --> 00:36:15,278
I will. Goodbye, little buddy.
604
00:36:35,798 --> 00:36:36,918
What?
605
00:36:37,078 --> 00:36:38,518
Are you gonna tell
us how you did it?
606
00:36:38,598 --> 00:36:39,518
Did what?
607
00:36:39,598 --> 00:36:41,478
Saved my life, dick.
608
00:36:41,718 --> 00:36:49,278
Oh, that. You've heard of Stockholm
syndrome, right, where hostages
fall in love with their captors?
609
00:36:49,518 --> 00:36:53,278
When I realised I was unlikely
to defeat Eggther in a physical
contest,
610
00:36:53,398 --> 00:36:55,558
I used reverse Stockholm syndrome.
611
00:36:55,798 --> 00:37:01,838
That's right. My best friend is a
god, the most powerful god of them
all... Odin.
612
00:37:03,158 --> 00:37:06,038
You know, this burger's pretty good.
613
00:37:06,158 --> 00:37:08,358
Thanks. I made it myself.
614
00:37:08,478 --> 00:37:10,318
No, you didn't.
615
00:37:12,918 --> 00:37:19,158
I really like what you're doing
there. It sends a strong, clear
message.
616
00:37:19,278 --> 00:37:21,438
No, I mean die die.
617
00:37:22,878 --> 00:37:26,278
This is a very tiny car for a giant,
618
00:37:26,398 --> 00:37:27,598
eh?
619
00:37:27,758 --> 00:37:31,238
Yah. There was a mix-up with the
rental car company, at the airport.
620
00:37:31,358 --> 00:37:33,118
I hate it when that happens.
621
00:37:33,278 --> 00:37:36,278
When I said come alone,
I meant with the girl, obviously.
622
00:37:36,398 --> 00:37:38,118
Obviously. And the chicken.
623
00:37:38,238 --> 00:37:40,118
Yah. That too.
624
00:37:42,518 --> 00:37:44,758
This so can't be easy for you,
625
00:37:44,918 --> 00:37:48,238
having the expectations of all the
giants resting on your shoulders.
626
00:37:48,358 --> 00:37:51,038
Yah. It is hard sometimes.
627
00:37:51,158 --> 00:37:52,838
I'm sure it is.
628
00:37:52,958 --> 00:37:54,998
I didn't even kill Freki.
629
00:37:56,438 --> 00:38:01,838
We got drunk together and he slipped
over on the ice and hit his head.
630
00:38:01,958 --> 00:38:04,558
But everybody thinks I did.
631
00:38:04,798 --> 00:38:13,158
Because you're Eggther, the bad-ass
baddest giant of them all. Dude, you
can so rise above that reputation.
632
00:38:13,238 --> 00:38:15,198
I know you can.
633
00:38:18,518 --> 00:38:21,958
I so had that situation
totally under control.
634
00:38:22,078 --> 00:38:23,398
Sure you did.
635
00:38:26,718 --> 00:38:29,838
You are my trusted Girl Friday,
Dawn. Without you, I would die.
636
00:38:29,998 --> 00:38:32,718
Go thirsty, you mean.
Exactly. Off you go.
637
00:38:34,878 --> 00:38:37,398
But the apples are what
make us gods gods, right?
638
00:38:37,518 --> 00:38:39,078
That's what they tell me.
639
00:38:39,198 --> 00:38:40,798
'They'? Who are 'they'?
640
00:38:40,918 --> 00:38:42,558
The books that I've read about me.
641
00:38:42,718 --> 00:38:45,238
Oh. So not actually a real 'they'.
No.
642
00:38:45,358 --> 00:38:46,998
Ty, stop boring Helen.
643
00:38:47,158 --> 00:38:51,238
I'm not bored... I love talking about
me. I am my own favourite subject.
644
00:38:51,398 --> 00:38:53,798
Hey, hang on. I am not so sure
I like the sound of this.
645
00:38:53,958 --> 00:38:55,838
You should be writing
a poem about me.
646
00:38:56,078 --> 00:39:00,398
Uh, 'There was a young goddess
named Helen, whose tits were
round like two melons '
647
00:39:00,518 --> 00:39:02,078
Oh! I'm going to stop you there.
648
00:39:02,238 --> 00:39:05,918
But how do the apples
keep gods being gods?
649
00:39:06,038 --> 00:39:07,398
Apple martinis.
650
00:39:07,518 --> 00:39:09,518
No.
651
00:39:09,678 --> 00:39:13,238
I think the apples are
metaphorical apples.
652
00:39:13,358 --> 00:39:15,398
Oh. Oh, yeah. I guess so.
653
00:39:15,558 --> 00:39:18,998
'Whose buttocks were
firm like ripe apples.'
654
00:39:19,118 --> 00:39:21,798
Really? Want a feel?
655
00:39:21,878 --> 00:39:23,638
Mmm.
656
00:39:25,998 --> 00:39:27,118
Are you sure?
657
00:39:27,238 --> 00:39:29,118
Little firm buttocks.
658
00:39:33,558 --> 00:39:34,518
Ta-da!
659
00:39:34,678 --> 00:39:37,278
Yay, the heroes have
freed the hostage!
660
00:39:37,398 --> 00:39:39,118
We were so worried about you.
661
00:39:39,238 --> 00:39:40,798
We can tell!
662
00:39:40,958 --> 00:39:43,518
Oh, forget about her
she's a total lush.
663
00:39:43,678 --> 00:39:46,678
At least I didn't find her in
my bed, doing unspeakable things.
664
00:39:46,798 --> 00:39:50,118
We apologised... get over it.
665
00:39:50,238 --> 00:39:52,558
I take it you slew the dragon.
666
00:39:52,678 --> 00:39:54,558
In a manner of speaking.
667
00:39:54,678 --> 00:39:56,558
What an awesome god you are!
668
00:39:57,638 --> 00:39:58,638
Are you OK?
669
00:39:58,758 --> 00:40:00,158
Not entirely.
670
00:40:00,278 --> 00:40:02,558
Come upstairs, I'll have a look.
671
00:40:02,718 --> 00:40:05,318
Well, I don't know about you guys,
but I could do with a beer.
672
00:40:05,478 --> 00:40:07,838
Hell yeah.
Allow me.
673
00:40:09,078 --> 00:40:10,998
Take off your shirt.
674
00:40:15,638 --> 00:40:17,598
Ouch.
675
00:40:17,838 --> 00:40:20,038
Is that your opinion as a
medical professional, is it?
676
00:40:26,918 --> 00:40:29,318
What are you doing?
Shh.
677
00:40:29,478 --> 00:40:31,318
Normally I'd be right
into this, but right now
678
00:40:31,438 --> 00:40:33,638
I don't want you getting distracted.
679
00:40:35,198 --> 00:40:36,358
While what?
680
00:40:36,478 --> 00:40:39,078
While I fix your back.
681
00:40:39,198 --> 00:40:40,918
You're going to fix it, are you?
682
00:40:41,038 --> 00:40:43,318
I am a medical professional.
683
00:40:49,638 --> 00:40:51,798
What are you doing?
Shh.
684
00:41:08,518 --> 00:41:12,678
Ooh, yeah. OK. I don't know
what you are doing, but
685
00:41:12,798 --> 00:41:14,758
Shh.
686
00:41:25,878 --> 00:41:28,518
Oh! OK.
687
00:41:31,238 --> 00:41:33,718
I might head home.
Oh, I'll come with you.
688
00:41:33,838 --> 00:41:36,078
No, you stay here.
689
00:41:36,238 --> 00:41:38,678
See you.
Bye, love.
690
00:41:44,718 --> 00:41:46,598
Are you OK?
691
00:41:47,998 --> 00:41:50,158
What do you expect from me, Axl?
692
00:41:50,278 --> 00:41:51,718
How do you mean?
693
00:41:51,958 --> 00:41:56,118
What's expected of me, when
I miraculously become your
beloved Frigg?
694
00:41:56,278 --> 00:41:58,238
Oh, we don't usually talk about
that kinda stuff in public.
695
00:41:58,358 --> 00:42:00,718
So when I finally turn 21, again,
696
00:42:02,198 --> 00:42:06,598
are we meant to, like, immediately
get it on and spend the rest of
our lives making god babies?
697
00:42:06,838 --> 00:42:12,838
Is that how it works? Because if
it is, I'm not entirely thrilled
by that idea.
698
00:42:14,238 --> 00:42:20,038
Where, in there, do I get to choose
what I do and who I do it with?
Or is it just you?
699
00:42:20,278 --> 00:42:25,318
That's it... that's my lot. When
do I get to be the one to make
that decision, Axl?
700
00:42:28,358 --> 00:42:31,638
Sorry. I'm...
701
00:42:31,878 --> 00:42:37,278
in a weird mood, and it's been a
weird day, and it couldn't possibly
get any weirder.
702
00:42:49,638 --> 00:42:51,558
Gaia!
703
00:42:59,718 --> 00:43:01,058
Gaia!
704
00:43:01,091 --> 00:44:04,520
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