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I found Yggdrasil.
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The greatest and best of all
trees from which all life flows?
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On behalf of us all,
can I just say one thing?
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That is for being you.
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In the space of, what? A day? You
managed to turn millions of dollars
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into a bunch of
deadbeats on bicycles?
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Yep, pretty much.
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I feel the need to get wasted.
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What?
Nothing.
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Have you noticed how weird
she's been since she got back?
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Zeb, can you please help?
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My father is a prick.
It was nice seeing you all.
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So you have no idea why
the cameras and everything?
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My father's a control freak,
and in Jacob he's found a mate.
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Gaia means the world to me.
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If you try this keeping
her prisoner shit again,
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you will not see her for dust.
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I am now your legal guardian.
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What?
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How else do you think I got your
dad to back off and see sense?
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Me and Zeb - we own you.
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Is that so?
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What are you doing?
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I had a dream.
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OK, are you still
having it and am I in it?
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You tell me.
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Move.
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Ow! A verbal 'no'
would have also worked.
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Seriously, why are you doing
whatever you're doing now?
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It's far too early in the morning.
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Well, I wanted to do
it before I forgot.
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I dreamt exactly how
our flat should look.
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Uh-huh, and this is it?
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No, but if I keep moving stuff,
sooner or later it will be.
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Right.
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Do I even ask?
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She had a dream.
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Furniture-moving dream.
That's symbolic.
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Symbolic of how she's been
acting really strange lately.
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Yeah.
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Which is my cue to go serve
breakfast junk food to the masses.
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Have fun.
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What do you think?
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Lots of things, like, maybe
you should take a break and
get ready for work now.
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No need. I quit.
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You quit?
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I don't like these chairs here.
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You quit?
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Yes. That's what I just said.
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Why?
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Cos it felt like the right
thing to do at the time.
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At what time?
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When I woke up this morning and
phoned in to tell them I quit.
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Gaia, people don't just wake up,
quit their jobs and move furniture.
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I did. Grab a chair.
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OK, you're going to make me do this
the hard way, aren't you? Fine.
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What is going on with you?
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You haven't been yourself for a
while, and now... 'off the planet'
is one way to describe it.
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No, it's not.
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Are you pregnant?
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Same shin.
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Same time of stupid question.
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There's nothing wrong with me, Axl.
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Where is she? Where's my daughter?
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Oh good! Bryn's here.
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What are you doing here?
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Hi, honey. Um, you remember all
those times we talked about how
emergencies can happen at any time
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and we must always be ready
to leave at a moment's notice?
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To practise evacuations of
the house? Such good times!
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Well, this is your moment's notice.
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Too bad. I'm busy.
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Gaia!
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Why do we need to
evacuate the house?
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Is she ready?
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Not quite. Sweetness, we really
really need to leave here now.
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Yes, we do.
No, we don't.
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Gaia, please. We need to go.
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Then go! Because I'm not
going anywhere with anyone!
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And I'm not off the planet! And I'm
definitely not pregnant! And none of
this furniture's in the right place!
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So just leave me alone!
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Gaia!
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OK, what is going on here?
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Listen to me...
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...before it's
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...too late.
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She's not here, Eggther.
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Thought you could fool us
with a possum heart, did you?
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Possum heart? I've no idea
what you're talking about.
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Thought we'd be too stupid
to figure it out, but we did.
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Ja, it took us 20 years, and don't
go trying to deny it, cos we even
got it DNA tested,
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and it's definitely a marsupial
heart and not a tiny little girl
heart. So where is she?
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I dunno what possum heart you're
talking about, but I know that was
my door you kicked in. Not cool!
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Stay out of it. And there
he is - your little friend.
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Me? No. I-I was just passing
through. I smelled pies. I...
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I thought this place was a bakery.
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Don't give me that dwarf crap.
I know bakery when I see one.
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Where...
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Hey!
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Is...
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...the...
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...girl?
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I don't know.
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Liar.
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Whatever this is, this
is totally out of line.
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This room smells like
the pretty room on the island.
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Is it her smell? Is this her room?
You tell me where she right now or
I will rip
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Start explaining.
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Hey! Where do you
think you're going?!
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We need to find Gaia.
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We need to call the police
is what we need to do.
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No, no, that's a bad idea.
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Worst idea ever.
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Him in there does not deal well
with authority figures. Trust me.
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Now, we... we have to find Gaia.
Her life depends on it.
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There she is.
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Good idea.
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What are you doing?
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You need to drive.
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I was getting away from you two.
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No, no, no, we need
to flee here now.
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Before he wakes up.
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Before who wakes up?
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Did you not see the large man
who was apparently after you?
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Oh, I was too busy falling out a
fucking window getting away from
these two. Why is he after me?
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Is this another one of
your drug deals gone wrong?
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Yes, yes, it is. I'm sorry.
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What's that got to do with Gaia?
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I'll explain all that, but only
if we can leave this place now.
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Now!
Leaving a psycho in my flat?
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Better than here trying to kill us.
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It doesn't matter. The designated
driver key doesn't start the car.
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Give it here.
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Get in.
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It's not going to start.
There's a knack to it, that's all.
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Bet it won't.
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Are you OK?
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Just a sprain. I haven't jumped out
a window since I was a teenager.
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Can we talk about this as we drive
away in a forward motion, please?
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This day sucks. Is it almost over?
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It's morning, Anders, so no.
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Oh, but that's hours until lunch.
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Well, you could fill the void
by finding some clients.
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Did you ring those
netball people again?
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I told you I left them messages
lots of them - and I got one back:
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'Your services are no longer
required as our PR company,'
from their new PR company.
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Traitorous bitches.
After all I did for them.
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Last time you spoke to them, you got
drunk at the end-of-season awards
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and speculated loudly on whether or
not the best and fairest was a true
blonde
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while she was giving
her acceptance speech.
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And she totally was, as it turned
out. OK, so, the status report is...
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that we have two clients - the
crappy dog-food company and the
makers of that inedible cereal.
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Correct.
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And if I had a dog, I wouldn't
feed it either of those products.
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Oh, Ty, morning tea.
I think I love you.
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I thought maybe you could
use caffeine right now.
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You have no idea.
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How come she's your
favourite, not me?
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Oh, and a scone to go with it.
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You are so sweet.
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Oh, that is so...
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Oh no, imaginary vomit. Now,
I forget - does this go in the
rubbish or can I recycle it? Anyone?
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I have a job nearby. I'm a bit
early. I thought it'd be a nice
thing to do
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something foreign to you.
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Is your job nearby in a bar?
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Why?
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Wh... No.
Yes.
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They're not open, Anders.
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But they will be.
You can't leave.
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Actually, I can and I am.
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When you no longer see me, that
is when you'll know for sure.
I'll hold your tools for you.
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Oh, sounds rude, eh?
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Sorry.
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Not your fault.
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Oh, come on, Axl. You can't just
walk in here whenever you like.
I'm not open for business.
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Uh, that's not what
your pants are saying.
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Look, I'm sorry for interrupting,
but Gaia's had an accident.
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I'm fine, honestly.
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Except for your arm. Uh, she... she
fell while she was redecorating
our flat this morning.
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I'm fine.
Could you maybe have a look?
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Sure.
And can we have a word downstairs?
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About what?
Downstairs.
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It's just a sprain, really.
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If this is a drug deal you two
stuffed up, why are they coming
after Gaia?
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Look, I can understand
why you might be upset.
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Upset? This huge dude broke my front
door down, started smashing stuff
looking for Gaia,
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all because he's pissed off
with this little shit.
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Who is this little shit?
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Mike, meet Gaia's father
and her ex-boyfriend.
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Look, I'm sorry, OK, but you know
that Gaia is the most precious
thing in the world to me, right?
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Well, so do they, which is why we
have to get her away from here.
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Look, I'm... I'm thoroughly
aware that this looks bad.
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Looks bad?
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But if we can just put some distance
between us and them, it'll all be
fine.
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'Them'? Who is 'them'?
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What are you doing, Olaf?
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Would it be possible to have a quiet
word with you down here? You too.
You stay here.
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Is this really important right now?
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Yes.
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So what's up with
the giant and the dwarf in the bar?
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Is that the start of a joke?
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Often it is,
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but right now it's because there's
a giant and a dwarf in the bar.
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Are you stoned, Olaf?
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My drug status has nothing
to do with this, Mike. There's
a giant and a dwarf in your bar.
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He's not tall enough to be a giant.
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No, he's the dwarf.
The other one's the giant.
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No, that's Gaia's father.
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Huh? Oh, that's odd, because
Gaia definitely doesn't smell
like a giant.
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What do giants smell like?
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Pie. Dwarves smell more
gamey - kind like fear.
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OK, Grandpa, now is a really bad
time for one of your spin-outs.
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Fine, if you don't believe me...
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Oi, you, giant. You, dwarf.
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What's your business here?
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What? What are you talking about?
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Are you one of those midget
giants I've heard about?
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OK, you're clearly off your
rocker, whoever you are.
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And you... you're remarkably
tall for a dwarf.
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Freakishly tall.
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Who are you?
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I'm Badlr, the reborn.
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Question is, who are you?
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No.
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Ullr.
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Oh God.
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You're gods.
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Odin.
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No. No.
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No.
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Are you smiling?
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What?
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You are. You're smiling.
Stop it. It's unnerving.
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Next you'll be whistling
while you work.
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I enjoy my work.
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No, you don't. How can
anyone enjoy what you do?
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At least I have work to do, Anders.
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Are you banging Dawn again?
No.
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Oh, I see. You're just friends and
that friendship's making you happy.
That is so tragic.
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Sorry, is my happiness getting
in the way of your depression?
242
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Yes, it is, so knock it off.
243
00:12:48,669 --> 00:12:52,469
And I've been thinking
everything is Mike's fault.
244
00:12:52,589 --> 00:12:54,149
That you're depressed?
245
00:12:54,309 --> 00:12:57,789
Everything. My business is
in the toilet - Mike's fault.
246
00:12:57,949 --> 00:13:00,189
You were going to sweet-talk
your clients back.
247
00:13:00,349 --> 00:13:02,469
You can't sweet-talk those
who won't returned your calls.
248
00:13:02,589 --> 00:13:04,109
Cos you abandoned them for months?
249
00:13:04,229 --> 00:13:06,469
Our mother is gone - Mike's fault.
250
00:13:06,709 --> 00:13:11,389
Don't forget why you had to marry
the nightmare that almost sucked
the life out of you - Mike's fault.
251
00:13:11,629 --> 00:13:15,989
Anders, you seem to be forgetting
that we all lost our powers. That
was not Mike's fault.
252
00:13:16,149 --> 00:13:19,509
You, Ty, seem to be forgetting that
because Mike was an arrogant cock
253
00:13:19,749 --> 00:13:24,349
who thought he could play with our
money like it was his own, he lost
millions that was owed to us.
254
00:13:24,589 --> 00:13:29,269
Now you're stuck repairing fridges
when you could be using your time
and that money on a better cause
255
00:13:29,429 --> 00:13:32,549
like figuring out a way to become
mortal so you can be with Dawn,
256
00:13:32,789 --> 00:13:36,869
because that high that you're
feeling from your little
morning-tea stalking you did
257
00:13:37,029 --> 00:13:40,429
that'll wear off. And you'll realise
you are no closer to being with her
258
00:13:40,589 --> 00:13:43,909
than you were before you dropped
$10 on a coffee and a scone.
259
00:13:54,309 --> 00:13:56,389
Oh, don't worry. We'll
take it off the bill.
260
00:14:01,509 --> 00:14:04,669
Good as almost new.
261
00:14:07,349 --> 00:14:09,429
Medicinal brandy?
262
00:14:09,549 --> 00:14:10,909
It's a bit early, isn't it?
263
00:14:11,029 --> 00:14:13,269
So? You're a nurse, not a surgeon.
264
00:14:13,429 --> 00:14:16,429
I'm not actually a nurse
any more. I quit.
265
00:14:16,549 --> 00:14:18,269
You quit?
266
00:14:18,429 --> 00:14:22,069
Screw the brandy.
We need champagne.
267
00:14:22,309 --> 00:14:29,389
My rule is if you quit, retire,
marry, divorce, hook up, break up
or even just feel like it,
268
00:14:29,509 --> 00:14:32,109
you need to celebrate.
269
00:14:32,229 --> 00:14:34,269
I suppose one couldn't hurt.
270
00:14:34,429 --> 00:14:37,829
Not any more than redecorating
your flat did, eh?
271
00:14:39,429 --> 00:14:42,269
Oh good! You're
drinking... before noon.
272
00:14:42,509 --> 00:14:47,509
I just wanted to make sure you're
OK and, uh, you're not moving
Mike's furniture round.
273
00:14:47,589 --> 00:14:48,549
I'm fine.
274
00:14:48,669 --> 00:14:49,909
She's fine.
275
00:14:50,029 --> 00:14:51,749
You father's gone, by the way.
276
00:14:51,869 --> 00:14:53,349
How'd you get him to leave?
277
00:14:53,469 --> 00:14:55,789
Oh, he kinda left of his own accord.
278
00:14:55,949 --> 00:14:59,069
Are you OK up here a bit
longer? That OK with you?
279
00:15:00,469 --> 00:15:02,589
She has champagne. She's fine.
280
00:15:02,709 --> 00:15:03,789
OK.
281
00:15:06,429 --> 00:15:07,869
What are you doing?
282
00:15:07,949 --> 00:15:09,789
Nothing.
283
00:15:12,869 --> 00:15:14,709
I, uh... I couldn't smell anything.
284
00:15:14,869 --> 00:15:16,629
That's because your
nose is untalented.
285
00:15:16,789 --> 00:15:20,269
To a talented nose, Gaia smells like
sunshine and flowers,
286
00:15:20,389 --> 00:15:21,909
not pies or fear.
287
00:15:22,069 --> 00:15:24,229
Well, if Gaia's not a giant,
then how can her dad be a giant?
288
00:15:24,349 --> 00:15:26,709
Clearly, he's not her dad.
289
00:15:26,949 --> 00:15:31,069
So what have giants - and tall
dwarfs, for that matter - got
to do with it?
290
00:15:31,229 --> 00:15:34,229
That's something only
a giant or dwarf can answer.
291
00:15:42,789 --> 00:15:43,829
Where is she?
292
00:15:43,989 --> 00:15:46,589
Bathroom. What's so
special about her?
293
00:15:46,829 --> 00:15:50,309
Oh, nothing, nothing. It's just
I need you to watch over her
while I'm gone,
294
00:15:50,469 --> 00:15:52,629
and whatever you do,
don't let anyone in.
295
00:15:52,749 --> 00:15:54,269
But if she's not special...
296
00:15:54,429 --> 00:15:56,389
Just need to keep her
safe for a while, OK?
297
00:15:56,509 --> 00:15:58,069
From what?
298
00:15:59,509 --> 00:16:02,469
From bad people who
want to bad things, OK?
299
00:16:02,589 --> 00:16:04,749
Right. You go ahead.
300
00:16:04,869 --> 00:16:05,989
I got this.
301
00:16:06,109 --> 00:16:08,829
And the bar is closed for the day.
302
00:16:08,949 --> 00:16:10,829
Yes, it is.
303
00:16:13,629 --> 00:16:17,109
Guess what - open bar.
304
00:16:25,189 --> 00:16:26,989
Axl?
305
00:16:36,509 --> 00:16:39,349
Gaia?
306
00:16:43,509 --> 00:16:45,069
Hello?
307
00:16:57,789 --> 00:16:59,349
Who are you?
308
00:16:59,469 --> 00:17:01,269
No-one.
309
00:17:01,389 --> 00:17:03,029
Where is she?
310
00:17:03,149 --> 00:17:05,309
Where is who?
311
00:17:07,349 --> 00:17:08,989
What's in the bag?
312
00:17:09,229 --> 00:17:13,429
Reject burgers from where I work,
which I swear is not stealing since
they've already been rejected.
313
00:17:20,549 --> 00:17:22,949
Stop where you are.
314
00:17:24,869 --> 00:17:26,109
Are you Freki?
315
00:17:26,269 --> 00:17:29,949
Um, no, Freki's
a Brazilian footballer.
316
00:17:30,109 --> 00:17:34,949
That's funny, cos not so long ago,
I killed Freki in a bar in Tromso.
317
00:17:36,349 --> 00:17:37,709
Oh.
318
00:17:37,829 --> 00:17:39,909
Oh. Ja.
319
00:17:41,429 --> 00:17:43,029
Who the hell are you?
320
00:17:43,149 --> 00:17:44,669
I am Eggther.
321
00:17:44,789 --> 00:17:46,629
The Eggther?
322
00:17:46,749 --> 00:17:48,429
You've heard of me?
323
00:17:48,549 --> 00:17:50,909
I've read stuff - in books.
324
00:17:51,029 --> 00:17:52,989
Really? That's pretty cool.
325
00:17:54,149 --> 00:17:58,509
So what gives a puny mortal like
you naming rights to Odin's wolf?
326
00:17:58,669 --> 00:18:02,069
Nothing. I-I just like
to dress up and pretend.
327
00:18:02,229 --> 00:18:07,589
But I know people - powerful
people. Not even people - gods.
328
00:18:07,829 --> 00:18:13,749
That's right, my best friend
is a god - not just any god,
the most powerful god of them all.
329
00:18:13,869 --> 00:18:15,509
Odin.
330
00:18:18,443 --> 00:18:20,643
Uh, ooh, now this one
was declined in Oslo
331
00:18:20,883 --> 00:18:25,243
at a restaurant that served the most
delicious bottle of $300 wine. That
was embarrassing.
332
00:18:25,403 --> 00:18:27,363
I thought you were meant to
be on a top-secret mission.
333
00:18:27,483 --> 00:18:28,603
I have to eat, don't I?
334
00:18:28,763 --> 00:18:31,323
Do you have any idea how
fiendishly expensive Norway is?
335
00:18:31,443 --> 00:18:32,483
No.
336
00:18:32,723 --> 00:18:36,963
The plan was Mum would reimburse
me when I got back, but I can't
see that happening. Can you?
337
00:18:37,043 --> 00:18:39,163
Bloody Mike.
338
00:18:39,323 --> 00:18:42,883
Behold my last
un-declined credit card.
339
00:18:49,323 --> 00:18:51,003
Oh, it's Mike.
Oh, no, don't you dare answer that.
340
00:18:51,243 --> 00:18:55,763
Mike the control freak who denied
you to the right to find out how
not to be you any more?
341
00:18:55,883 --> 00:18:57,963
Nope, it's OK. Gone now.
342
00:19:02,283 --> 00:19:04,443
Oh my God, now he's calling me.
I'm not answering this, you prick.
343
00:19:04,563 --> 00:19:06,963
Don't. I didn't. It was good.
344
00:19:07,203 --> 00:19:10,603
Does he think he can ring us any
time and we'll drop everything
and take his call?
345
00:19:10,683 --> 00:19:13,763
True, but... maybe not any more.
346
00:19:14,003 --> 00:19:18,843
True that. From now on we talk to
Mike whenever we want to talk to
Mike? Yeah?
347
00:19:20,563 --> 00:19:23,283
Especially not when he rings for
us in an offensive calling order.
348
00:19:27,043 --> 00:19:30,243
So, do you want to test the limits
of this card and order another
bottle?
349
00:19:30,363 --> 00:19:31,963
Nah, probably shouldn't.
350
00:19:32,203 --> 00:19:37,963
Nah, but what we should, my brother,
is we should be the gods we're
capable of being
351
00:19:38,203 --> 00:19:42,163
if Mike hadn't killed Mum before
she could show us the secrets of
the stick.
352
00:19:43,563 --> 00:19:46,563
I can't believe she'd send you all
the way to Norway to fetch a stick.
353
00:19:46,683 --> 00:19:47,563
I know.
354
00:19:47,723 --> 00:19:49,683
I mean, you're not a dog.
You're a...You're a god.
355
00:19:49,843 --> 00:19:52,483
That's right. You haven't
seen the stick, have you?
356
00:19:53,963 --> 00:19:55,243
Do you want to see my stick?
357
00:19:55,323 --> 00:19:56,643
Sure.
358
00:19:56,763 --> 00:19:58,523
Waiter!
359
00:19:58,643 --> 00:20:00,083
Cross your fingers.
360
00:20:00,243 --> 00:20:02,683
After all those years of
looking after yourself.
361
00:20:02,803 --> 00:20:04,843
Of denying my true self.
362
00:20:04,963 --> 00:20:07,043
Hey, I made sacrifices too.
363
00:20:07,203 --> 00:20:10,163
Some of the things
I did makes my skin crawl.
364
00:20:11,683 --> 00:20:13,363
No.
365
00:20:16,163 --> 00:20:17,923
Settle down, boys.
366
00:20:18,043 --> 00:20:20,763
Ullr, of course.
367
00:20:20,923 --> 00:20:23,843
It wasn't exactly hard. You didn't
go more than a couple of blocks.
368
00:20:23,963 --> 00:20:26,163
I was hungry.
369
00:20:27,723 --> 00:20:29,563
And you are Odin.
370
00:20:32,163 --> 00:20:35,403
Stupid, stupid, stupid giant.
371
00:20:35,523 --> 00:20:38,043
Stupid, stupid, stupid.
372
00:20:45,603 --> 00:20:47,683
I knew there was something
about you I didn't like.
373
00:20:47,803 --> 00:20:51,243
Yeah, I'm Odin. But who are you?
374
00:20:52,443 --> 00:20:54,563
My name is Hllebard.
375
00:20:59,323 --> 00:21:00,243
Jacob.
376
00:21:00,323 --> 00:21:01,803
Your real name.
377
00:21:01,963 --> 00:21:05,963
Jacob. I really like it as a name.
I didn't want to change it.
378
00:21:06,083 --> 00:21:07,763
So start talking.
379
00:21:07,923 --> 00:21:11,923
I'm eating. It's rude to
talk with your mouth full.
380
00:21:12,043 --> 00:21:13,563
Start with Gaia.
381
00:21:13,723 --> 00:21:15,883
Yes, it does.
What?
382
00:21:17,723 --> 00:21:19,843
Everything starts with Gaia.
383
00:21:22,923 --> 00:21:24,843
So you cut this from
the actual Tree of Life?
384
00:21:24,963 --> 00:21:25,963
I did.
385
00:21:26,083 --> 00:21:27,803
Was that wise?
386
00:21:27,963 --> 00:21:32,323
It's a big tree, Ty. It's huge. It's
not going to miss one teeny branch.
387
00:21:32,563 --> 00:21:36,963
But what if when you cut this
bit off, like, a whole village
was swept away in a landslide?
388
00:21:37,123 --> 00:21:40,643
I... did not think about
that while I was pruning.
389
00:21:40,803 --> 00:21:43,323
Huh. Nah, I'm pretty sure
it doesn't work like that.
390
00:21:43,483 --> 00:21:45,083
Thought you had no
idea how it works.
391
00:21:45,203 --> 00:21:46,283
Hey...
392
00:21:46,443 --> 00:21:49,843
maybe this can help you
on your quest for mortality.
393
00:21:49,963 --> 00:21:51,923
There. That do anything?
394
00:21:52,043 --> 00:21:53,043
No.
395
00:21:53,203 --> 00:21:57,043
How about down there
where life starts?
396
00:21:57,203 --> 00:21:59,603
Little wriggle?
That's disrespectful to the stick.
397
00:21:59,843 --> 00:22:05,163
Useless stick of uselessness.
Tree of Life my arse. Tree of
Useless.
398
00:22:05,323 --> 00:22:08,883
Unlike this, which I also
brought back from Norway.
399
00:22:09,123 --> 00:22:13,083
- Yes, it tastes like paint thinner, but...
- it gets the job done.
400
00:22:13,243 --> 00:22:15,483
Cheers.
401
00:22:20,443 --> 00:22:22,563
Are we ready now?
402
00:22:22,723 --> 00:22:27,403
After all those years of vegan crap,
you have no idea how good that was.
403
00:22:27,523 --> 00:22:29,123
You said you liked my cooking.
404
00:22:29,243 --> 00:22:31,283
Excuse me. Gaia.
405
00:22:31,403 --> 00:22:33,123
What about her?
406
00:22:33,403 --> 00:22:35,763
She's not your biological
daughter, is she?
407
00:22:35,883 --> 00:22:38,283
Does she look like my daughter?
408
00:22:40,603 --> 00:22:48,083
I remember the first time I laid
eyes on Gaia, all those years ago
lying there in that squalor.
409
00:22:54,443 --> 00:22:57,483
So beautiful, so innocent.
410
00:22:57,603 --> 00:23:00,763
So... in need of care.
411
00:23:00,923 --> 00:23:06,443
How could I bring harm to this
beautiful, beautiful child?
412
00:23:09,523 --> 00:23:11,003
Who were her parents?
413
00:23:11,243 --> 00:23:14,843
They were the worst sort
of creatures to walk the face of
this earth.
414
00:23:15,003 --> 00:23:17,803
They didn't deserve
to be called parents
415
00:23:18,043 --> 00:23:23,043
having that beautiful child in that
toxic room as they manufactured that
poison.
416
00:23:23,203 --> 00:23:28,443
I am her father and her mother, and
I raised her and I protected her.
417
00:23:28,603 --> 00:23:31,923
Even though you were
sent here to kill her?
418
00:23:32,083 --> 00:23:36,283
Her parents - they were
gods, weren't they?
419
00:23:37,803 --> 00:23:39,323
What?
420
00:23:39,483 --> 00:23:44,963
We are no friends of
the gods, giants and dwarfs.
421
00:23:45,203 --> 00:23:49,923
But even by your venal, arrogant
standards, they did not deserve
to be called such.
422
00:23:50,083 --> 00:23:53,883
Sorry... are you saying
that Gaia's a goddess?
423
00:23:54,043 --> 00:23:56,643
I told you giving her a hippy
goddess name was too much of a clue.
424
00:23:56,683 --> 00:23:57,763
It was Waiheke.
425
00:23:57,883 --> 00:23:59,043
I was trying to blend in.
426
00:23:59,163 --> 00:24:02,123
No. No, she's not a goddess.
427
00:24:02,243 --> 00:24:03,883
Not yet.
428
00:24:04,003 --> 00:24:05,563
Is she?
429
00:24:07,723 --> 00:24:12,163
I don't know why the furniture
needed moving. All I know is
I had this crazy dream
430
00:24:12,403 --> 00:24:17,723
about how the furniture should look
and it woke me up, so at 5am I'm up
moving furniture.
431
00:24:17,883 --> 00:24:19,643
But not before I phone
in to quit my job.
432
00:24:19,763 --> 00:24:21,123
You had a vision.
433
00:24:21,243 --> 00:24:22,403
Or just a dream.
434
00:24:22,563 --> 00:24:24,803
Have you been behaving
strangely lately?
435
00:24:24,923 --> 00:24:26,403
Depends what you mean.
436
00:24:26,563 --> 00:24:29,963
Mood swings? Out-of-character
behaviour? Heightened sexual urges?
437
00:24:30,203 --> 00:24:34,203
Making sudden outlandish decisions
without really knowing why? That
sort of stuff.
438
00:24:34,363 --> 00:24:36,643
Maybe. But I'm definitely
not pregnant.
439
00:24:36,763 --> 00:24:38,603
I talked to myself quite a lot.
440
00:24:38,723 --> 00:24:40,203
When?
441
00:24:40,323 --> 00:24:42,443
Uh, sometimes.
442
00:24:42,563 --> 00:24:44,203
Top up, Gaia?
443
00:24:46,723 --> 00:24:50,243
No, but she's 22. The 21 thing
applies to goddesses, right?
444
00:24:50,483 --> 00:24:58,003
Oh, hell yes. Those last few months
before they turn 21 and change
nightmare of hormonal freakiness.
445
00:24:58,163 --> 00:25:01,083
Trust me, you don't want to
be anywhere near that shit.
446
00:25:03,083 --> 00:25:05,163
How old is she, Bryn?
447
00:25:05,403 --> 00:25:09,923
I had to move some numbers around,
shave a year here and there on
a form or two.
448
00:25:10,163 --> 00:25:13,483
A fake birth certificate. And when
I had to put her into a regular
school
449
00:25:13,643 --> 00:25:15,523
Because you couldn't
home-school a hamster.
450
00:25:15,763 --> 00:25:20,563
Waiheke Home-School Association
Parent of the Year two years in
a row, excuse me very much.
451
00:25:20,723 --> 00:25:23,723
How was I to know she'd want
to socialise with her peers?
452
00:25:23,963 --> 00:25:28,123
She was a teenager. That is the
problem with giants. You can't
think things through.
453
00:25:28,243 --> 00:25:29,203
How old is she, Bryn?
454
00:25:29,443 --> 00:25:32,603
You know the problem with you?
You're a dwarf and you're always
beading.
455
00:25:32,723 --> 00:25:34,283
You leave my beading out of this!
456
00:25:34,443 --> 00:25:37,763
I did most of the hard work
while you... swanned around.
457
00:25:38,003 --> 00:25:41,963
And I had to give up the best
meat-eating years of my life.
And I had to pretend I was gay.
458
00:25:42,123 --> 00:25:43,883
At least you didn't have to
pretend you were straight.
459
00:25:44,003 --> 00:25:45,403
Will you shut up?
460
00:25:45,563 --> 00:25:48,203
What have you got to do with this,
anyway, friend of Snow White?
461
00:25:48,443 --> 00:25:53,043
Oh, that is such an offensive term
to us dwarfs. That's typically
god-like.
462
00:25:53,163 --> 00:25:55,083
Answer the question, runt.
463
00:26:00,603 --> 00:26:04,443
I was like him. I was sent
down here to kill her.
464
00:26:04,683 --> 00:26:09,523
And I tracked them to Waiheke,
because giants are so complete
crap at hiding.
465
00:26:09,643 --> 00:26:12,163
And then I laid eyes on her.
466
00:26:12,323 --> 00:26:15,163
And all thoughts of
killing her went away.
467
00:26:16,803 --> 00:26:19,643
And I all I wanted to do
instead was to protect her.
468
00:26:21,363 --> 00:26:23,043
From the likes of you.
469
00:26:23,163 --> 00:26:24,443
By becoming her boyfriend?
470
00:26:26,203 --> 00:26:31,603
I've been on the fringes of Gaia's
life for a long time, keeping watch.
471
00:26:31,763 --> 00:26:35,403
The boyfriend thing was his genius
idea to deal with the inevitable.
472
00:26:35,523 --> 00:26:37,003
What inevitable?
473
00:26:37,123 --> 00:26:39,563
The 21 inevitable.
474
00:26:39,723 --> 00:26:42,723
As much as you try,
you can't fight time.
475
00:26:44,883 --> 00:26:47,763
Of course, the alternative is
that she's actually barking mad.
476
00:26:47,923 --> 00:26:50,963
No way. She is so on her
way to becoming one of us.
477
00:26:51,083 --> 00:26:52,763
A new sister. Yay.
478
00:26:52,923 --> 00:26:55,003
But she doesn't really strike
me as the goddess type.
479
00:26:55,123 --> 00:26:56,523
But she's got a goddess name.
480
00:26:56,683 --> 00:26:58,763
Exactly. Isn't that
just a tad obvious?
481
00:26:58,923 --> 00:27:01,363
Sometimes the universe
is obvious, Stacey.
482
00:27:01,483 --> 00:27:02,683
Not to me, it's not.
483
00:27:02,843 --> 00:27:05,084
Well, that's because you're
a dark and suspicious person.
484
00:27:06,163 --> 00:27:07,723
How's that arm of yours?
485
00:27:07,843 --> 00:27:09,843
OK. Hardly hurts at all now.
486
00:27:10,003 --> 00:27:12,723
But just in case, I prepared
some more anaesthetic.
487
00:27:12,843 --> 00:27:15,083
Oh. OK.
488
00:27:19,163 --> 00:27:20,763
It was like a clock was ticking.
489
00:27:20,883 --> 00:27:22,003
Because there is a ticking clock.
490
00:27:22,123 --> 00:27:23,643
Yes, ticking clock. Got it.
491
00:27:23,803 --> 00:27:26,403
But why did you and you want
to kill her in the first place?
492
00:27:26,523 --> 00:27:27,803
That's what I want to know.
493
00:27:27,883 --> 00:27:29,923
I think that's quite obvious, Axl.
494
00:27:30,043 --> 00:27:31,163
Not to me.
495
00:27:31,323 --> 00:27:34,963
Because of the prophecy that a new
dark age would begin for giants...
496
00:27:35,083 --> 00:27:36,283
And dwarfs.
497
00:27:36,443 --> 00:27:38,163
...with the birth of
a child under southern stars.
498
00:27:38,283 --> 00:27:39,443
So we were chosen...
499
00:27:39,603 --> 00:27:41,163
...and trained to
hunt out the child.
500
00:27:41,283 --> 00:27:42,403
And to end her.
501
00:27:42,523 --> 00:27:43,483
And what did we do instead?
502
00:27:43,603 --> 00:27:44,963
Well, you, mainly.
503
00:27:45,123 --> 00:27:47,923
Delivered her unto the one she
needed to be kept away from.
504
00:27:48,043 --> 00:27:50,403
Thus fulfilling the prophecy.
505
00:27:50,523 --> 00:27:52,443
Unless...
506
00:27:52,523 --> 00:27:53,963
it is he who is ended.
507
00:27:56,963 --> 00:28:00,323
Like I didn't see that coming.
508
00:28:05,003 --> 00:28:07,163
She is Frig.
509
00:28:07,323 --> 00:28:10,283
Yes, Axl. That's
what they're saying.
510
00:28:14,235 --> 00:28:16,874
Midget giants. It's freaky.
511
00:28:17,114 --> 00:28:22,954
Took my father some time to digest
my physical handicap. That's what
he called it - a handicap.
512
00:28:23,114 --> 00:28:26,114
The other giants used
to laugh at me too.
513
00:28:26,354 --> 00:28:32,394
But when they needed someone for the
great mission - to walk amongst the
mortals - who did they turn to?
514
00:28:32,554 --> 00:28:36,114
On that note, you try to kill my
brother again, we won't be so nice.
515
00:28:36,324 --> 00:28:37,924
My killing days are gone.
516
00:28:38,044 --> 00:28:39,364
Not that they ever started.
517
00:28:39,484 --> 00:28:40,724
Look who's talking.
518
00:28:40,884 --> 00:28:42,764
And Gaia knows nothing
about any of this?
519
00:28:42,924 --> 00:28:45,444
Well, strangely, we never
sat down and had that chat.
520
00:28:45,564 --> 00:28:47,244
So, how did you get away with it?
521
00:28:47,364 --> 00:28:48,644
Well, clearly I didn't,
522
00:28:48,804 --> 00:28:51,044
given that Odin and Frig
ended up flatting together.
523
00:28:51,164 --> 00:28:52,884
No, no, no, with all the giants
524
00:28:53,044 --> 00:28:56,084
and the dwarfs too, I suppose
with the 'not killing her' thing.
525
00:28:56,324 --> 00:29:00,684
Well, I was meant to bring back
her heart as proof, so I sent
back a possum heart
526
00:29:00,924 --> 00:29:05,644
about the same size as a baby's
with a note saying that I had met a
large woman and was settling in NZ.
527
00:29:05,804 --> 00:29:07,444
And I just kept telling
them I couldn't find her.
528
00:29:07,564 --> 00:29:09,364
The guy at the flat
529
00:29:09,484 --> 00:29:10,644
he was talking about possum hearts.
530
00:29:10,764 --> 00:29:12,684
Yeah, that's Eggther.
531
00:29:12,844 --> 00:29:14,724
As in watchman of
the giants Eggther?
532
00:29:14,844 --> 00:29:16,844
Watchman, herdsman, executioner.
533
00:29:16,964 --> 00:29:18,204
Eggther is here?
534
00:29:18,324 --> 00:29:20,964
Yeah, to kill her. And me.
535
00:29:21,124 --> 00:29:23,324
And anyone else who gets in his way.
Zeb.
536
00:29:23,484 --> 00:29:25,284
Their name doesn't matter
Eggther will kill them.
537
00:29:25,404 --> 00:29:26,964
Zeb will be getting home from work
538
00:29:27,084 --> 00:29:28,844
at the flat where the Egg guy is.
539
00:29:29,004 --> 00:29:33,084
I've been thinking a lot about
love and life and destiny.
540
00:29:33,204 --> 00:29:34,684
You think too much.
541
00:29:34,844 --> 00:29:37,764
What if we can never get what we
want - what destiny wants for us?
542
00:29:37,884 --> 00:29:39,364
That's deep!
543
00:29:39,484 --> 00:29:40,524
Depressing.
544
00:29:40,764 --> 00:29:44,644
Especially from a man who strains
with all his being to fight the
shit hand destiny dealt him.
545
00:29:44,764 --> 00:29:45,684
Mm.
546
00:29:45,924 --> 00:29:49,924
No, no, I think that's bullshit.
Destiny doesn't happen to you.
You make destiny happen.
547
00:29:50,084 --> 00:29:53,204
Destiny's a decision.
No, you can't decide your destiny.
548
00:29:53,364 --> 00:29:55,204
'Course you can.
Otherwise it wouldn't be destiny.
549
00:29:55,324 --> 00:29:56,524
OK.
550
00:29:56,764 --> 00:30:01,284
Perfect example - my flight
home from Norway, there was
this super-hot flight attendant.
551
00:30:01,444 --> 00:30:03,804
She was in coach; I was
in first-class, obviously.
552
00:30:03,964 --> 00:30:06,964
Left to destiny that happens to
other people, we wouldn't have met.
553
00:30:07,124 --> 00:30:09,324
But I needed to go to the
toilet, and we did meet,
554
00:30:09,484 --> 00:30:12,964
because instead of using the
facility in the front of the plane,
555
00:30:13,124 --> 00:30:17,244
I chose to use the ones in
the back with all the cattle,
556
00:30:17,484 --> 00:30:22,484
because I had decided it was my
destiny to fuck her, and I did,
right over Kazakhstan.
557
00:30:22,604 --> 00:30:24,644
Now I'm hard just thinking about it.
558
00:30:24,804 --> 00:30:26,724
You could have left
the last part out.
559
00:30:26,964 --> 00:30:30,724
Actually, the last part is all I can
think about, which is why the next
girl I see,
560
00:30:30,884 --> 00:30:33,444
I am going to make
my cock her destiny.
561
00:30:40,084 --> 00:30:44,124
The very next do-able girl, I mean,
and we are going to find that woman.
562
00:30:44,244 --> 00:30:46,404
So you can be her cock of destiny.
563
00:30:46,564 --> 00:30:50,364
And drink until we are
declined. Come, Ice Man, my wingman.
564
00:31:10,164 --> 00:31:11,684
We should seek reinforcements.
565
00:31:11,804 --> 00:31:13,044
There's five of us, one of him.
566
00:31:13,204 --> 00:31:15,364
Dwarfs aren't known for
their fighting prowess.
567
00:31:15,484 --> 00:31:17,004
I thought you were a dwarf assassin.
568
00:31:17,124 --> 00:31:18,844
And did I assassinate anyone?
569
00:31:19,004 --> 00:31:21,004
Axl, you should stay out.
We can't risk you.
570
00:31:21,164 --> 00:31:22,964
No, no, that's shedding
numbers, not gaining them.
571
00:31:23,044 --> 00:31:25,484
No way. He's my mate.
572
00:31:25,724 --> 00:31:29,684
OK, but you stay with me. You two,
you go round the back. The rest of
us will fan out
573
00:31:29,844 --> 00:31:33,084
Or simply walk in the
front door. Grandpa!
574
00:31:40,444 --> 00:31:43,204
He's not here, but he's been here.
575
00:31:43,324 --> 00:31:45,764
He has a very distinctive smell.
576
00:31:45,884 --> 00:31:47,724
Bacon-and-egg pie?
577
00:31:47,844 --> 00:31:50,204
Uh... viscera.
578
00:31:50,324 --> 00:31:52,964
Minced-up organs, like haggis.
579
00:31:53,044 --> 00:31:54,884
Zeb!
580
00:31:55,004 --> 00:31:57,044
Zeb.
581
00:31:57,164 --> 00:31:59,164
It's too late.
582
00:32:02,884 --> 00:32:04,884
Oh shit.
583
00:32:09,684 --> 00:32:10,604
Zeb?
584
00:32:10,764 --> 00:32:12,884
Think you can
trap me, do you, Odin?
585
00:32:13,004 --> 00:32:14,524
Who is this?
586
00:32:14,644 --> 00:32:16,484
Your worst nightmare.
587
00:32:16,604 --> 00:32:17,804
Eggther.
588
00:32:17,964 --> 00:32:22,124
Ja, and I know you're Odin,
cos a little birdie told me so.
589
00:32:22,244 --> 00:32:25,204
I want the girl.
590
00:32:25,324 --> 00:32:26,604
I know.
591
00:32:26,764 --> 00:32:29,724
Bring her to me, or your
friend Zeb - he die.
592
00:32:31,484 --> 00:32:34,884
And bring me one of those
roast chickens - the ones
from the supermarket.
593
00:32:35,124 --> 00:32:40,524
I'll contact you later to make
arrangements. Now, put Hllebard
on the telephone.
594
00:32:42,364 --> 00:32:44,284
He wants to talk to you.
595
00:32:49,444 --> 00:32:50,684
Hey, Eggther.
596
00:32:50,844 --> 00:32:53,764
Make sure they bring the
girl - and the chicken.
597
00:32:53,924 --> 00:32:57,444
Any tricks and you die
with Odin's friend.
598
00:32:59,604 --> 00:33:05,284
Hey, when you say 'die with Odin's
friend', you don't mean die die,
right?
599
00:33:05,444 --> 00:33:08,644
I mean, it was just
for effect, right?
600
00:33:08,764 --> 00:33:11,284
Like in the movies, right?
601
00:33:11,404 --> 00:33:13,324
No. I mean die die.
602
00:33:19,525 --> 00:33:21,645
Ah, yes, this seems pleasing.
603
00:33:23,165 --> 00:33:26,245
Uh, waiter, a bottle of your finest
pinot, please, and two glasses.
604
00:33:28,565 --> 00:33:30,525
This is pinot, right, so
try not to chill it too much.
605
00:33:30,645 --> 00:33:32,285
Ah, yes, amusing!
606
00:33:32,445 --> 00:33:34,805
Waiter, can we start up
a bar tab, please?
607
00:33:34,925 --> 00:33:36,525
Are you sure that's wise?
608
00:33:36,645 --> 00:33:40,125
Destiny, my brother, will provide.
609
00:33:40,285 --> 00:33:42,446
I thought you made your own destiny.
Ah, don't quibble.
610
00:33:45,845 --> 00:33:48,045
And they're off.
611
00:33:48,165 --> 00:33:50,085
So, is the roast chicken code?
612
00:33:50,245 --> 00:33:52,845
No, Eggther eats a lot,
even by giant standards.
613
00:33:52,965 --> 00:33:55,325
Can I say something?
614
00:33:55,565 --> 00:33:59,565
This might not be the most popular
option, but this said person is
mortal,
615
00:33:59,725 --> 00:34:03,805
and quite often, they get sacrificed
in situations like this.
616
00:34:03,965 --> 00:34:06,765
That is true. Plus,
he is quite annoying.
617
00:34:06,925 --> 00:34:09,685
We are not sacrificing anyone,
especially my best friend.
618
00:34:18,005 --> 00:34:20,205
Let me check on how we're doing.
619
00:34:22,485 --> 00:34:24,045
No, Grandpa. Not now.
620
00:34:25,605 --> 00:34:28,405
Oh, that looks beautiful.
621
00:34:28,525 --> 00:34:30,525
Hello.
622
00:34:30,645 --> 00:34:33,045
Oh, we've had a fun time.
623
00:34:33,165 --> 00:34:35,045
Yeah, I can sense that.
624
00:34:38,205 --> 00:34:39,485
Did you sort stuff out?
625
00:34:39,645 --> 00:34:41,885
Uh, not quite. Meanwhile,
you've been having a party.
626
00:34:42,005 --> 00:34:44,125
Oh, you know, birds of a feather.
627
00:34:44,285 --> 00:34:46,885
Well, if you could keep those
birds up here, that would be good.
628
00:34:47,005 --> 00:34:48,725
She's her, isn't she?
629
00:34:48,805 --> 00:34:50,685
Just keep everyone here, OK?
630
00:34:50,845 --> 00:34:53,845
Haven't you noticed? I'm not
very good at doing what I'm told.
631
00:34:54,005 --> 00:34:56,445
If you do this,
you will be rewarded.
632
00:34:56,565 --> 00:34:58,005
Hmm. how?
633
00:34:58,125 --> 00:35:00,845
Any way you want.
634
00:35:00,965 --> 00:35:02,845
I can work with that.
635
00:35:06,365 --> 00:35:07,645
Olaf.
636
00:35:07,805 --> 00:35:10,365
Some of us think better
with a drink in our hand.
637
00:35:12,005 --> 00:35:17,205
OK, goddess head count is at four
a drunk and stoned four, but at
least in one place.
638
00:35:17,365 --> 00:35:19,165
So what are we going
to do about Zeb?
639
00:35:21,205 --> 00:35:27,365
Just a thought, but have we
completely ruled out giving
him Gaia in exchange?
640
00:35:27,605 --> 00:35:32,925
I mean, in many ways she has
grown up to be something of
a disappointment.
641
00:35:35,085 --> 00:35:37,565
What is this dwarf still doing here?
642
00:35:41,085 --> 00:35:45,885
That's right, go on, feed into
the stereotype. Toss the dwarf.
643
00:35:47,925 --> 00:35:50,045
OK, we are not giving
him Gaia. Agreed?
644
00:35:50,165 --> 00:35:51,605
Agreed.
645
00:35:51,725 --> 00:35:53,045
How would you deal with Eggther?
646
00:35:53,165 --> 00:35:54,325
Apart from running away?
647
00:35:54,445 --> 00:35:56,845
Yes. Has he got any weaknesses?
648
00:35:56,965 --> 00:35:58,285
Gluttony?
649
00:35:58,445 --> 00:36:01,605
There is a school of thought that
says when you have an angry giant,
650
00:36:01,765 --> 00:36:04,085
the best solution is to
find something angrier.
651
00:36:05,645 --> 00:36:07,285
No.
652
00:36:07,445 --> 00:36:09,005
I told you I think better
with a drink in my hand.
653
00:36:09,125 --> 00:36:10,685
No way.
654
00:36:10,845 --> 00:36:12,885
Do we have an alternative,
Lord Odin?
655
00:36:19,805 --> 00:36:23,285
Oh for fuck's sake, can't
a man have a shit in peace?
656
00:36:23,405 --> 00:36:24,605
Who is this?
657
00:36:24,725 --> 00:36:26,605
Hello, Derrick.
658
00:36:27,725 --> 00:36:28,965
My Lord Odin?
659
00:36:29,085 --> 00:36:31,165
Yes, Thor, it is I.
660
00:36:31,285 --> 00:36:32,445
And we need your help.
661
00:36:32,605 --> 00:36:34,605
You do?
Yep.
662
00:36:34,845 --> 00:36:39,485
I have dreamed of this day since the
last time we met. How may I serve,
my Lord?
663
00:36:39,605 --> 00:36:42,325
We need your... skills.
664
00:36:42,445 --> 00:36:44,165
Any time, anywhere...
665
00:36:44,285 --> 00:36:45,605
You need to come to Auckland.
666
00:36:45,725 --> 00:36:47,645
Really?
667
00:36:47,805 --> 00:36:50,005
You're going to make me come to that
shithole? Can't we go somewhere?
668
00:36:50,125 --> 00:36:52,365
We have a little giant problem here.
669
00:36:52,445 --> 00:36:54,325
You've got giants in Auckland?
670
00:36:54,445 --> 00:36:56,485
Yeah, we do.
671
00:36:56,645 --> 00:36:59,085
I hate giants.
I know.
672
00:36:59,325 --> 00:37:04,365
I mean, I've never actually met
one, but I'd love to kill one,
being Thor and all.
673
00:37:04,445 --> 00:37:06,685
Yep, that's why we called you.
674
00:37:06,805 --> 00:37:08,765
I'm on my way, my Lord.
675
00:37:13,725 --> 00:37:16,205
Thor's on board.
676
00:37:16,325 --> 00:37:18,445
I want nothing to do with this.
677
00:37:18,565 --> 00:37:20,205
Your objection's been noted.
678
00:37:20,365 --> 00:37:23,965
That deity is an of fence
against all things civilised.
679
00:37:24,085 --> 00:37:25,725
Trust me, we know.
680
00:37:27,085 --> 00:37:28,525
Now what?
681
00:37:28,645 --> 00:37:30,285
Now we wait.
682
00:37:30,405 --> 00:37:31,965
I'll get Ty and Anders up to speed
683
00:37:32,205 --> 00:37:35,805
although what help Anders will
be in a situation like this is
anyone's guess.
684
00:37:35,925 --> 00:37:38,245
What about Gaia?
685
00:37:38,405 --> 00:37:41,765
Isn't it about time someone told
her what's going on and who she is?
686
00:37:41,925 --> 00:37:44,725
I mean, doesn't she
have the right to know?
687
00:37:44,845 --> 00:37:46,325
That would seem fair.
688
00:37:46,485 --> 00:37:50,405
I want to do it. But you
need to do it with me.
689
00:37:51,645 --> 00:37:54,925
The only way Gaia will believe her
life from birth until now has been
a lie
690
00:37:55,085 --> 00:37:56,845
is if the main liar
fronts up with the truth.
691
00:37:56,965 --> 00:37:58,445
On one level, yes.
692
00:37:58,605 --> 00:38:01,165
But also she may attack me.
693
00:38:01,325 --> 00:38:02,725
What if you break it to
her and then later on I?
694
00:38:02,845 --> 00:38:05,285
For Gaia, Bryn. You owe it to her.
695
00:38:07,085 --> 00:38:09,805
Fine. For Gaia.
696
00:38:10,045 --> 00:38:13,405
A-And not here. I don't want to tell
her she's my destiny in some manky
bar.
697
00:38:13,525 --> 00:38:14,685
Hey!
698
00:38:14,885 --> 00:38:18,405
I want her to be somewhere she
feels safe and happy. Any ideas?
699
00:38:25,645 --> 00:38:27,645
Beautiful!
700
00:38:27,765 --> 00:38:29,645
So pretty.
701
00:38:32,765 --> 00:38:34,045
Wow.
702
00:38:34,165 --> 00:38:36,365
Ingrid did my hair.
703
00:38:36,445 --> 00:38:39,205
Yeah, she did. It's, uh...
704
00:38:39,325 --> 00:38:40,925
Wow.
705
00:38:42,925 --> 00:38:44,725
I love it.
706
00:38:49,765 --> 00:38:53,765
Uh, so your dad and I were wondering
if you wanted to grab a bite?
707
00:38:53,925 --> 00:38:57,885
You know, since it's lunchtime
and all. And we could have a talk.
708
00:38:58,005 --> 00:38:59,485
I'm not going back with him.
709
00:38:59,605 --> 00:39:00,885
No, never.
710
00:39:01,125 --> 00:39:05,645
It's actually about the opposite
of going back with him - about
never going back.
711
00:39:07,925 --> 00:39:10,045
Please, it's important.
712
00:39:11,485 --> 00:39:13,365
OK.
713
00:39:18,645 --> 00:39:20,365
Well?
714
00:39:22,285 --> 00:39:24,085
I can neither confirm nor deny.
715
00:39:24,205 --> 00:39:26,405
Oh, you bastard.
716
00:39:29,805 --> 00:39:34,245
I don't fancy anyone in this
bar. I fancy you more than any woman
in this bar.
717
00:39:34,365 --> 00:39:35,445
Pass.
718
00:39:35,565 --> 00:39:37,845
I hate this bar.
719
00:39:38,005 --> 00:39:43,965
OK, I'm going to go take a slash
and then we're getting out of here.
720
00:40:18,885 --> 00:40:21,525
As Odin has his Frigg,
Eden has her Bragi.
721
00:40:21,645 --> 00:40:23,205
So if Helen meets Anders...
722
00:40:23,445 --> 00:40:28,205
She will fall in love with Bragi,
like she has countless times over
thousands of years.
723
00:40:28,365 --> 00:40:31,965
She will continue to love him
until it ends badly for her.
724
00:40:37,365 --> 00:40:38,285
Anders?
725
00:40:38,445 --> 00:40:39,725
Anders, are you in there?
726
00:40:39,845 --> 00:40:41,205
Little busy right now.
727
00:40:41,365 --> 00:40:43,245
Wrap it up. We need to
get the hell out of here.
728
00:40:43,325 --> 00:40:44,605
Ty?
729
00:40:44,765 --> 00:40:46,845
Hey, messing with the
cock of destiny, bro.
730
00:40:50,364 --> 00:40:53,604
You've always loved the beach,
eh? Since you were a little girl.
731
00:40:55,124 --> 00:40:59,444
We've spent many an afternoon
enjoying the sea and the sand.
Remember?
732
00:41:00,604 --> 00:41:02,564
I should've taken more pictures.
733
00:41:02,724 --> 00:41:04,964
Dad, you know that's meat
you're eating, right?
734
00:41:05,084 --> 00:41:07,884
Oh, is it? Well, look at that.
735
00:41:08,004 --> 00:41:09,564
Mmm, delicious.
736
00:41:09,724 --> 00:41:14,044
I think that's enough with
the hot dogs, Bryn. It's time.
737
00:41:14,164 --> 00:41:15,764
Time for what?
738
00:41:15,884 --> 00:41:17,324
Right.
739
00:41:20,164 --> 00:41:24,884
There are some things that I need to
tell you, Gaia, and I'm not sure how
to say any of them,
740
00:41:25,124 --> 00:41:30,564
so I'm just going to say them
all of them - in one breath, if
possible, OK? Here we go.
741
00:41:32,364 --> 00:41:35,564
I'm not actually a vegetarian.
I'm not actually gay.
742
00:41:35,804 --> 00:41:40,084
I am not actually even human, but
a midget giant. I'm not actually
your biological father,
743
00:41:40,244 --> 00:41:43,204
but I love you and all I have ever
done has been to protect you.
744
00:41:43,364 --> 00:41:45,724
Oh, and you're two years
younger than you think,
745
00:41:45,884 --> 00:41:48,644
which, if you were 40, you'd
be happy to receive this news,
746
00:41:48,804 --> 00:41:51,564
but I can see by the look on your
face, you're not - happy or 40.
747
00:41:51,724 --> 00:41:53,364
Bryn, do you want me
to take it from here?
748
00:41:53,404 --> 00:41:55,204
Yes. Sorry.
749
00:41:57,804 --> 00:42:00,284
There's no easy way to say this,
but if you hear me out,
750
00:42:00,524 --> 00:42:03,364
it will explain all the weird
stuff that has been happening
in your life.
751
00:42:04,684 --> 00:42:08,924
You see, there's a story - except
it's a real story, as it turns out
752
00:42:09,084 --> 00:42:12,764
about a god named Odin, who
is the king of all Norse gods,
753
00:42:13,044 --> 00:42:15,644
and a goddess named Frigg,
who is his truly beloved,
754
00:42:15,804 --> 00:42:20,124
and they are destined to be together
so they can rule the earth.
755
00:42:21,964 --> 00:42:24,204
And the thing is...
756
00:42:24,444 --> 00:42:29,084
these gods and goddesses all live
in NZ, and me and my brothers are
descendants of these gods,
757
00:42:30,724 --> 00:42:35,524
so, hi, I'm Odin, and guess
who you are in this story.
758
00:42:38,124 --> 00:42:41,804
You, Gaia, are soon
to become Frigg
759
00:42:42,884 --> 00:42:46,564
his... my... truly beloved.
760
00:42:48,444 --> 00:42:49,804
That's about it.
761
00:42:52,324 --> 00:42:54,244
Mm.
762
00:43:07,884 --> 00:43:10,444
OK, not a complete success.
763
00:43:20,595 --> 00:43:46,040
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