1 00:00:01,769 --> 00:00:03,192 I am never warm... 2 00:00:03,193 --> 00:00:04,631 My senses are all numb. 3 00:00:04,632 --> 00:00:07,307 I can't touch anyone without endangering their lifes. 4 00:00:07,308 --> 00:00:09,251 And I can't be with the woman I love. 5 00:00:09,525 --> 00:00:10,619 Our mothers will. 6 00:00:10,620 --> 00:00:13,686 And it's Freyja goddess of prosperity, there is quite a bit to hand out. 7 00:00:13,687 --> 00:00:15,609 She got the goddesses in term and they get the first crack. 8 00:00:15,610 --> 00:00:18,112 - How long will it take? - Yet to be determined. 9 00:00:18,113 --> 00:00:22,304 You have to have a plan. Something to set you up for the rest of your life. 10 00:00:23,202 --> 00:00:24,819 Where is Anders? 11 00:00:24,820 --> 00:00:27,717 - Afraid in Norway, I should hope. - Do you have any idea how cold it is here 12 00:00:27,718 --> 00:00:31,949 For goodness sake, enough with the whining. You've got a job to do and now go and do it. 13 00:00:31,950 --> 00:00:33,547 Go fetch. 14 00:00:33,548 --> 00:00:35,070 I'm not a dog, you know. 15 00:00:37,905 --> 00:00:39,839 It's great to be home. 16 00:00:41,380 --> 00:00:43,378 Still can't believe you killed our mother. 17 00:00:43,879 --> 00:00:46,439 We did not kill her. 18 00:00:46,440 --> 00:00:49,306 Is she here? No. Is she incinerated? Yes. 19 00:00:49,307 --> 00:00:52,506 - It was Loki, not us. - You didn't actually stopped it, did you? 20 00:00:52,709 --> 00:00:54,840 And now you are giving all the money given to those goddess slags. 21 00:00:54,841 --> 00:00:56,096 As per her wishes. 22 00:00:56,097 --> 00:00:59,069 She is our mother, Mike. That money should be ours. All of it. 23 00:00:59,262 --> 00:01:02,472 Actually, strictly speaking, it should be mine, because I'm the only one who deserves it. 24 00:01:02,473 --> 00:01:05,838 I have suffered for this family, in ways you can not imagine. 25 00:01:05,839 --> 00:01:09,006 When you gonna tell us what this secret mission actually was? 26 00:01:09,160 --> 00:01:12,136 There is one minor hiccup to overcome, and then I can let you in on it. 27 00:01:12,241 --> 00:01:15,323 - You did failed, didn't you? Whatever it was. - I did not, I triumphed. 28 00:01:15,324 --> 00:01:17,226 - So what's the hiccup? - I'm sorting it. 29 00:01:17,343 --> 00:01:19,182 And it's you, what the hell is wrong with you? 30 00:01:19,183 --> 00:01:22,490 - I think I'm coming down with something. - Not now, you egg. This whole... 31 00:01:22,491 --> 00:01:25,484 be a man and get in touch with the inner Viking to become Odin crap. 32 00:01:25,485 --> 00:01:26,485 I mean, what the hell, is it about? 33 00:01:26,490 --> 00:01:29,865 You should be out, knocking off woman, one after another until one of them turns to be out Frigg, 34 00:01:29,866 --> 00:01:31,168 not playing with this off. 35 00:01:31,169 --> 00:01:34,838 I can hear your whiny little voice from upstairs. 36 00:01:34,839 --> 00:01:37,812 Some of us are trying to be sick in peace and quiet, you know? 37 00:01:42,907 --> 00:01:44,611 And brandy. 38 00:01:48,658 --> 00:01:51,253 They are our sworn enemies Mike, I can't believe you sleeping with one of them. 39 00:01:51,254 --> 00:01:53,839 I prefer to think this is going where you to be struck out. 40 00:01:53,840 --> 00:01:58,565 I prefer to think of it, as coming to my senses, before she trap with the evil insidious snatch. 41 00:01:58,566 --> 00:02:00,793 I hear that, wanker! 42 00:02:00,794 --> 00:02:04,223 I turn my back for two seconds and this whole family goes to the dogs. 43 00:02:04,224 --> 00:02:05,746 Literally in Mikes case. 44 00:02:05,747 --> 00:02:08,025 Except for Axl, is become a pussy. 45 00:02:08,191 --> 00:02:10,956 - The rest of you aren't much better. - Anders, look... 46 00:02:12,349 --> 00:02:14,601 On behalf of us all, can I just say one thing? 47 00:02:17,073 --> 00:02:18,406 Okay? That... 48 00:02:18,842 --> 00:02:21,054 That is for not telling us about our mother. 49 00:02:21,520 --> 00:02:24,346 That is for not saying where you've been or why, but mainly... 50 00:02:24,347 --> 00:02:25,949 That is for being you. 51 00:02:27,000 --> 00:02:30,000 www.SubCentral.de present 52 00:02:30,200 --> 00:02:33,200 The Almighty Johnsons - S02E08 Man Flu 53 00:02:33,400 --> 00:02:36,400 Translation from Italian: Kreator 54 00:02:38,000 --> 00:02:44,074 Watch Movies, Series & LiveTV www.flixify.app 55 00:02:48,488 --> 00:02:50,265 I'm sick! 56 00:02:52,152 --> 00:02:54,229 Really, really sick! 57 00:02:55,980 --> 00:02:57,985 Really sick! 58 00:02:58,372 --> 00:03:00,218 - Harden up! - I'm sick! 59 00:03:00,219 --> 00:03:01,406 Got that. 60 00:03:01,407 --> 00:03:05,062 - I hate being sick, sick sucks. - Yes it does, stay away from me. 61 00:03:05,063 --> 00:03:08,470 - I'm sick! - Yes, I can hear you moaning from my room. 62 00:03:08,471 --> 00:03:11,815 You are an oath keeper official! You should be more... sympathetic. 63 00:03:13,178 --> 00:03:15,267 Slightly warm. Rest, drink fluids. 64 00:03:15,268 --> 00:03:17,683 - Water, not beer. - And what if I can't make it to the toilet? 65 00:03:17,684 --> 00:03:20,436 - Harden up! - Yeah, give man flu a bad name? 66 00:03:20,437 --> 00:03:22,604 Hey, man flu is a real thing, you know? 67 00:03:22,605 --> 00:03:25,647 It's like normal flu, only worse. 68 00:03:27,846 --> 00:03:29,800 I hate being sick. 69 00:03:33,658 --> 00:03:35,766 And I hate sick people. 70 00:03:37,186 --> 00:03:39,978 Medicine not a good career choice then. 71 00:03:41,109 --> 00:03:42,962 I want a Ferrari. 72 00:03:43,094 --> 00:03:44,636 It's rossa red. 73 00:03:46,062 --> 00:03:47,608 That is a life plan. 74 00:03:47,609 --> 00:03:49,323 No, it's not. 75 00:03:51,267 --> 00:03:53,273 - Axl. - I want to speak to Michelle. 76 00:03:53,274 --> 00:03:54,575 Hang on. 77 00:04:01,060 --> 00:04:02,357 It's for you. 78 00:04:03,562 --> 00:04:06,139 - What? - You made me sick. 79 00:04:06,140 --> 00:04:07,503 I did not! 80 00:04:07,504 --> 00:04:11,228 You were sick first, and now I am, so I'm blaming you. 81 00:04:11,229 --> 00:04:13,082 I bet you're not as sick as me. 82 00:04:13,422 --> 00:04:16,759 - I bet I'm sicker. - No way! No one could be sicker than me. 83 00:04:16,760 --> 00:04:18,650 I am so sick, my teeth hurt. 84 00:04:18,651 --> 00:04:21,299 You know, I am so sick my hair hurts! 85 00:04:21,300 --> 00:04:24,016 That's nothing compared how sick I am. 86 00:04:25,209 --> 00:04:27,559 You make me ashamed to be a male. 87 00:04:27,756 --> 00:04:29,058 Harden up! 88 00:04:32,410 --> 00:04:34,240 What do you mean "Don't worry"? 89 00:04:34,241 --> 00:04:36,382 I mean when you find yourself worrying, Dawn, don't. 90 00:04:36,383 --> 00:04:38,424 We have hardly any clients left, Anders, 91 00:04:38,425 --> 00:04:42,987 since you decided to shut down the business, you and that woman who doesn't return my phone calls. 92 00:04:43,358 --> 00:04:46,547 Yeah, Agnetha is kind out of the pictures these days. But I'm back. 93 00:04:46,548 --> 00:04:49,466 Strangely, that isn't reassuring to all our ex-clients 94 00:04:49,467 --> 00:04:51,561 who have gone to other agencies in the interim. 95 00:04:51,562 --> 00:04:52,816 I'm all over that. 96 00:04:52,817 --> 00:04:53,853 How? 97 00:04:53,950 --> 00:04:56,211 In ways too complex for you to understand, Dawnsy. 98 00:04:56,212 --> 00:04:58,004 Where are you? You should be here. 99 00:04:58,005 --> 00:05:00,298 I'm just sorting out what you might call a lost luggage issue. 100 00:05:00,299 --> 00:05:03,277 How is you lost luggage more important than our lost business? 101 00:05:03,278 --> 00:05:06,778 Everything is connected, Dawn. You carrying on with good work, okay? Bye! 102 00:05:09,765 --> 00:05:11,188 - Hi there. - How can I help? 103 00:05:11,479 --> 00:05:13,932 The other day there was a bit of a mix-up at the airport, 104 00:05:13,933 --> 00:05:17,294 and you guys ended up confiscating something that was part of my luggage. 105 00:05:17,295 --> 00:05:20,283 - What name? - It's Johnson, Anders Johnson. 106 00:05:20,676 --> 00:05:21,747 Anders. 107 00:05:23,064 --> 00:05:25,573 - And you're... - Shona. 108 00:05:25,574 --> 00:05:27,366 Shona. Hi, Shona. 109 00:05:27,367 --> 00:05:29,707 I always loved that name, Shona. 110 00:05:30,301 --> 00:05:33,759 - Yes, we have the item in question here. - Excellent, then that shouldn't take to long. 111 00:05:33,760 --> 00:05:36,143 Where is being held for fumigation and a Quarantine period. 112 00:05:36,144 --> 00:05:38,510 No, no, no. That is entirely inappropriate. 113 00:05:38,688 --> 00:05:42,385 Under the bars of security act it is entirely appropriate, Mr. Johnson. 114 00:05:42,725 --> 00:05:44,269 Come on, Shona. 115 00:05:44,270 --> 00:05:47,825 I'm sure between us, you and me we can sort this out, what do you reckon? 116 00:05:48,308 --> 00:05:52,516 So, why didn't you just give me what I want, and then maybe you and I can slip away as required? 117 00:05:52,517 --> 00:05:54,241 I can give you what you need. 118 00:05:56,570 --> 00:05:58,372 Sorry, did you just hit on me? 119 00:05:59,389 --> 00:06:00,229 What? 120 00:06:00,230 --> 00:06:02,505 It was hard to tell, cause you are kind of mumbling. 121 00:06:02,828 --> 00:06:05,397 Do not giving you anything, Mr. Johnson. 122 00:06:05,778 --> 00:06:07,935 You brought a biohazard into New Zealand 123 00:06:07,937 --> 00:06:11,700 and that biohazard has been seized, and will be dealt with according the law. 124 00:06:13,210 --> 00:06:14,997 Is there anything else I can help you with? 125 00:06:16,308 --> 00:06:17,512 I'll be back. 126 00:06:58,207 --> 00:06:59,208 Hello? 127 00:06:59,299 --> 00:07:01,910 - Hi, is Mike there? - I'm ill, Ty. 128 00:07:01,957 --> 00:07:03,104 Abuse me. 129 00:07:03,344 --> 00:07:06,235 - Sorry to hear that. Can I speak to Mike? - It's for you. 130 00:07:13,089 --> 00:07:14,089 What? 131 00:07:14,138 --> 00:07:15,488 I need to talk to you. 132 00:07:15,937 --> 00:07:17,139 So talk. 133 00:07:17,323 --> 00:07:19,084 No, I need to talk here. 134 00:07:19,168 --> 00:07:21,576 - Something's happening. - You can't wait? 135 00:07:21,958 --> 00:07:23,609 Definitely not. 136 00:07:23,637 --> 00:07:25,422 Fine, I'll be right over. 137 00:07:33,594 --> 00:07:34,878 Got to get see Ty. 138 00:07:34,908 --> 00:07:36,806 Fine, you go. 139 00:07:36,926 --> 00:07:38,117 Leave me. 140 00:07:38,148 --> 00:07:40,488 Try to not pass away while I'm gone. 141 00:07:40,538 --> 00:07:42,870 I will, but no promises. 142 00:07:44,018 --> 00:07:46,127 - What do you looking for? - The car keys. 143 00:07:46,137 --> 00:07:47,161 There. 144 00:07:51,372 --> 00:07:53,726 - Thank you. - I'll be fine here. 145 00:07:54,625 --> 00:07:55,711 Yeah you are. 146 00:08:02,948 --> 00:08:04,114 The door was unlocked. 147 00:08:05,478 --> 00:08:06,551 Course it was. 148 00:08:06,809 --> 00:08:08,914 Michelle's upstairs, but I warn you... 149 00:08:09,034 --> 00:08:11,317 - She is sick. - But I'm here to see you. 150 00:08:11,676 --> 00:08:15,074 I know exactly what I'm gonna do with the share of Agnethas money. 151 00:08:17,023 --> 00:08:17,886 Go on. 152 00:08:17,888 --> 00:08:20,902 I'll buy the courier company I work for, that I know they are cashing up. 153 00:08:21,092 --> 00:08:23,122 That sound life plan enough? 154 00:08:23,437 --> 00:08:25,570 Yes, it's good for me, Anders may not concur. 155 00:08:25,588 --> 00:08:27,255 What caught up his ass? 156 00:08:27,328 --> 00:08:29,167 Best you talk to him about that. 157 00:08:29,218 --> 00:08:30,720 But you let me know... 158 00:08:30,768 --> 00:08:32,442 exactly how much... 159 00:08:33,347 --> 00:08:34,942 And I'll make it happen. 160 00:08:36,012 --> 00:08:37,012 Yes! 161 00:08:48,647 --> 00:08:49,648 Okay. 162 00:08:49,651 --> 00:08:51,140 Really this is urgent. 163 00:08:53,165 --> 00:08:54,224 Taste this. 164 00:08:54,388 --> 00:08:55,978 - Why? - Taste it. 165 00:09:03,071 --> 00:09:04,129 Oh shit it is! 166 00:09:04,249 --> 00:09:05,963 It's Ingrids special curry. 167 00:09:05,998 --> 00:09:08,258 Isn't this the best thing you've ever tasted? 168 00:09:08,328 --> 00:09:10,255 - No! - It is to me, Mike. 169 00:09:10,339 --> 00:09:12,541 Because this is the first food I've tasted... 170 00:09:12,829 --> 00:09:15,580 actually tasted... since I turned 21. 171 00:09:15,589 --> 00:09:17,924 I'm not fucking surprised! I can't even breathe! 172 00:09:17,927 --> 00:09:19,237 Listen to me, Mike. 173 00:09:19,628 --> 00:09:21,288 I tasted the food today. 174 00:09:21,630 --> 00:09:23,494 I can feel the warmth of the sun. 175 00:09:23,528 --> 00:09:26,230 I feel cold and other feelings around me. 176 00:09:26,457 --> 00:09:27,904 Do you hear what I'm saying? 177 00:09:28,398 --> 00:09:29,724 I don't know why, but... 178 00:09:30,019 --> 00:09:31,591 Whatever made me Hod... 179 00:09:32,748 --> 00:09:34,414 I can feel it going away. 180 00:09:36,128 --> 00:09:37,129 Axl? 181 00:09:37,917 --> 00:09:38,917 Axl? 182 00:09:43,858 --> 00:09:45,152 You look like shit. 183 00:09:45,179 --> 00:09:46,179 Thanks. 184 00:09:48,491 --> 00:09:50,130 And you're burning up. 185 00:09:54,409 --> 00:09:55,862 I'm freezing. 186 00:09:59,027 --> 00:10:00,027 Okay. 187 00:10:00,227 --> 00:10:02,567 For once in your life, I need you to be of some use. 188 00:10:02,728 --> 00:10:04,501 - It's not very nice. - Come on. 189 00:10:04,588 --> 00:10:07,390 Get over it. So, the thing I shit blood... 190 00:10:07,448 --> 00:10:10,926 To bring all the way from fucking Norway to here... 191 00:10:11,046 --> 00:10:13,534 is kind of be confiscated by the Kiwi fruit police. 192 00:10:13,588 --> 00:10:15,718 - Who? - The Bionazis who think 193 00:10:15,724 --> 00:10:19,045 that every piece of wood that crosses their borders like carrying the Ebola virus. 194 00:10:19,078 --> 00:10:21,456 Ebola is from Africa. I thought you went to Norway. 195 00:10:21,468 --> 00:10:22,572 Yes, I did. 196 00:10:22,868 --> 00:10:25,783 I went to parts of Norway, that are not on any the tourist map. 197 00:10:34,996 --> 00:10:36,948 I negotiated with giants. 198 00:10:40,646 --> 00:10:44,280 And I fought of ferocious dwarves attacks. 199 00:10:49,451 --> 00:10:51,856 And then, finally, and my strange... 200 00:10:52,261 --> 00:10:55,894 raven man thing, listened trusty god Hugin... 201 00:10:55,918 --> 00:10:56,919 And I... 202 00:10:57,027 --> 00:10:58,977 reached the mystical place... 203 00:10:59,253 --> 00:11:01,292 Where our search was fulfilled. 204 00:11:12,788 --> 00:11:13,792 Grandpa! 205 00:11:13,878 --> 00:11:17,039 I heard you ... you showed your thing to a hairy raven. 206 00:11:22,607 --> 00:11:24,612 I found Yggdrasil, Grandpa. 207 00:11:25,008 --> 00:11:26,013 Yggdrasil. 208 00:11:26,018 --> 00:11:28,118 Mom said me to find it, and I did. 209 00:11:37,116 --> 00:11:38,974 I found the tree of life, Grandpa. 210 00:11:39,449 --> 00:11:41,101 And then I brought a branch for home with me, 211 00:11:41,102 --> 00:11:44,725 and then the bastards of the airport took it away from me and now they want it fumigated. 212 00:11:44,884 --> 00:11:48,509 No, no, no... you can't fumigate the tree of life. 213 00:11:48,536 --> 00:11:49,830 That is what I thought. 214 00:11:49,858 --> 00:11:52,283 - We have to get it back. - I tried, but the lesbian I dealt with 215 00:11:52,288 --> 00:11:54,817 clearly really hates good looking men and couldn't be persuade. 216 00:11:54,847 --> 00:11:56,433 We got to try again. 217 00:11:56,537 --> 00:11:57,593 Let's do this. 218 00:11:58,625 --> 00:12:00,405 - Mr. Johnson. - Shona. 219 00:12:00,406 --> 00:12:02,675 - How can I help? - You know how you can help. 220 00:12:02,676 --> 00:12:04,945 Is it about the large stick you were inquired about before? 221 00:12:04,946 --> 00:12:07,204 Okay, for starters, it's not a stick. 222 00:12:07,205 --> 00:12:11,536 It's a priceless work of art, it's a traditional and very fragile Norse artefact. 223 00:12:11,724 --> 00:12:13,875 On my computer it says "large stick." 224 00:12:13,876 --> 00:12:16,463 The computer is wrong! And I have someone here, that can attest 225 00:12:16,464 --> 00:12:19,609 to the cultural and spiritual significance of what you call a "stick". 226 00:12:19,610 --> 00:12:22,797 Mr. Johnson, I'm sorry, but if you and your father have any problem with our protocols... 227 00:12:22,798 --> 00:12:24,970 What do you mean "my father," you dyke? 228 00:12:29,055 --> 00:12:30,415 This isn't over! 229 00:12:35,975 --> 00:12:37,504 What the hell is wrong with you? 230 00:12:37,755 --> 00:12:39,005 You look old. 231 00:12:39,215 --> 00:12:40,895 I feel like crap. 232 00:12:41,064 --> 00:12:43,814 Last night I was high upon weed, last night was off the scale. 233 00:12:43,815 --> 00:12:46,395 No, no, that's normal, this is, this is... 234 00:12:47,716 --> 00:12:49,045 This better be important. 235 00:12:49,165 --> 00:12:52,184 - Have you noticed something weird today? - Define "weird." 236 00:12:52,185 --> 00:12:54,463 A listening of our powers. 237 00:12:54,464 --> 00:12:57,113 Like the fact that I'm with grandpa and he looks like fucking fifty? 238 00:12:57,114 --> 00:12:58,527 What about you personally? 239 00:12:58,615 --> 00:12:59,615 Maybe. 240 00:13:00,265 --> 00:13:02,184 We need to meet, I'll see you at your place. 241 00:13:02,185 --> 00:13:05,453 Did you talk to Ty and Axl about this? Is this same shit happening to them? 242 00:13:05,454 --> 00:13:07,085 Ty is sort of... 243 00:13:07,795 --> 00:13:11,194 I - I'll explain at yours, and Axl won't be there. - Why not? 244 00:13:11,195 --> 00:13:13,296 I'll explain at your place. 245 00:13:13,975 --> 00:13:14,975 Hey. 246 00:13:19,535 --> 00:13:22,134 - How is he doing? - His temperature is still very high. 247 00:13:22,836 --> 00:13:24,114 So, what do we do? 248 00:13:24,115 --> 00:13:26,596 Likely, if it's a virus, it will run its course. 249 00:13:27,606 --> 00:13:29,146 He just has tried it out. 250 00:13:40,284 --> 00:13:41,284 Ty. 251 00:13:41,705 --> 00:13:42,705 Hello. 252 00:13:44,104 --> 00:13:45,245 Are you busy? 253 00:13:46,215 --> 00:13:47,305 No, I am... 254 00:13:47,606 --> 00:13:50,414 Mostly not busy. Are you after Anders? 255 00:13:50,415 --> 00:13:51,945 No, I'm after you. 256 00:13:52,917 --> 00:13:54,034 How do you mean? 257 00:13:54,316 --> 00:13:56,776 Not in any sinister kind of way. 258 00:13:57,455 --> 00:13:58,775 In fact... 259 00:13:58,776 --> 00:14:01,044 I was hoping we could get all of this behind us... 260 00:14:01,045 --> 00:14:02,366 If we can. 261 00:14:02,746 --> 00:14:04,252 Like how? 262 00:14:05,116 --> 00:14:08,375 I was hoping the fact the police haven't coming knocking at my door means you... 263 00:14:08,376 --> 00:14:10,494 haven't taking your theories to them. 264 00:14:10,495 --> 00:14:13,084 I... I took some time to... 265 00:14:13,085 --> 00:14:15,213 think about what I was thinking, and... 266 00:14:15,214 --> 00:14:16,954 I have to admit I may have... 267 00:14:17,564 --> 00:14:19,807 over thought things a bit. 268 00:14:20,204 --> 00:14:21,336 Well, a lot. 269 00:14:22,474 --> 00:14:23,474 Look... 270 00:14:23,686 --> 00:14:25,106 can we get out of here? 271 00:14:25,716 --> 00:14:26,716 Where? 272 00:14:28,046 --> 00:14:30,266 I don't know. Anywhere. 273 00:14:33,883 --> 00:14:36,265 Holy shit! 274 00:14:36,266 --> 00:14:38,845 I swear he aged 10 years in the car on the way here. 275 00:14:38,846 --> 00:14:40,403 And I'm not happy about it. 276 00:14:40,404 --> 00:14:41,814 I bet, Grandpa. 277 00:14:41,815 --> 00:14:43,284 Don't call me that. 278 00:14:43,316 --> 00:14:44,494 It makes me feel old. 279 00:14:44,495 --> 00:14:46,655 So, what's up with Ty? Why is he not there? 280 00:14:47,226 --> 00:14:50,584 Well, what's a curse for Olaf is a gift for Ty. 281 00:14:51,045 --> 00:14:52,755 Oh yeah, no more Mister Freezie. 282 00:14:52,756 --> 00:14:53,894 You gotta. 283 00:14:53,895 --> 00:14:57,215 Selfish prick, he'll go have fun, while grandpa dies. 284 00:14:57,216 --> 00:14:59,035 - Anders! - What did you say? 285 00:14:59,334 --> 00:15:00,654 Speak up, boy! 286 00:15:00,754 --> 00:15:02,605 What about Axl, what is his excuse? 287 00:15:05,866 --> 00:15:06,866 Grandpa... 288 00:15:07,964 --> 00:15:08,964 Olaf... 289 00:15:10,935 --> 00:15:12,333 Do you think you... 290 00:15:12,334 --> 00:15:14,216 getting older, and... 291 00:15:14,335 --> 00:15:16,364 we seem to be losing our powers 292 00:15:16,365 --> 00:15:19,815 could this have anything to do, with the fact that Axl... is sick? 293 00:15:19,816 --> 00:15:21,954 - Why would have that anything to do... - Axl is sick? 294 00:15:21,955 --> 00:15:22,955 Yeah. 295 00:15:23,995 --> 00:15:26,764 Well, of course, that has everything to do with it. 296 00:15:26,865 --> 00:15:28,144 You dimwit! 297 00:15:29,065 --> 00:15:32,166 They don't call him Odin the Allfather for nothing. 298 00:15:37,815 --> 00:15:40,004 Have I taught you people nothing? 299 00:15:40,786 --> 00:15:43,026 We are all linked to him... 300 00:15:43,027 --> 00:15:44,634 - Axl... - By blood... 301 00:15:44,956 --> 00:15:46,395 By spirit. 302 00:15:47,194 --> 00:15:49,884 If he rises, we rise... 303 00:15:50,844 --> 00:15:52,554 If he falls... 304 00:15:53,675 --> 00:15:55,235 so we fall. 305 00:15:58,495 --> 00:15:59,886 I need a nap. 306 00:16:00,265 --> 00:16:01,265 Zeb! 307 00:16:01,604 --> 00:16:03,325 Call an ambulance! 308 00:16:03,725 --> 00:16:04,725 Now! 309 00:16:09,726 --> 00:16:11,896 I'm not happy about this. What if he pisses himself? 310 00:16:11,897 --> 00:16:13,625 Axl has been taken to the hospital. 311 00:16:13,674 --> 00:16:14,874 Shit! 312 00:16:14,875 --> 00:16:15,875 Come on! 313 00:16:16,115 --> 00:16:17,115 What about him? 314 00:16:17,274 --> 00:16:18,695 He's asleep, he's fine. 315 00:16:19,386 --> 00:16:22,373 - You're coming or not? - Someone really should stay look after grandpa. 316 00:16:25,215 --> 00:16:27,006 Are you afraid of coming to the hospital? 317 00:16:27,354 --> 00:16:28,354 No. 318 00:16:28,956 --> 00:16:30,964 But what if it is some sort of god plague? 319 00:16:30,965 --> 00:16:33,486 - What? - First your girlfriend, then Axl, I mean... 320 00:16:33,487 --> 00:16:36,815 being near a god, especially a sick one, is not a good idea, on my books. 321 00:16:37,375 --> 00:16:38,375 Shit! 322 00:16:41,606 --> 00:16:42,765 Where is your brother? 323 00:16:42,877 --> 00:16:44,140 Bedroom. 324 00:16:49,746 --> 00:16:50,824 Are you sick? 325 00:16:50,825 --> 00:16:52,416 - No, are you? - No, what do you want? 326 00:16:52,417 --> 00:16:54,675 To know what your problem is that I get my money. 327 00:16:54,676 --> 00:16:57,385 - This is not a really good time right now. - I don't care. 328 00:17:01,415 --> 00:17:02,614 What is the matter with him? 329 00:17:02,615 --> 00:17:04,925 Like I said, it's not really a good time. 330 00:17:14,356 --> 00:17:16,865 This cheese is the best. 331 00:17:17,075 --> 00:17:18,575 Isn't the best thing ever? 332 00:17:18,775 --> 00:17:23,195 Supposed to everything we have already eaten and drunk, was also the best. 333 00:17:23,645 --> 00:17:25,534 Yeah, definitely the cheese. 334 00:17:25,535 --> 00:17:28,245 So I suspect the chocolate is maybe our new best very soon. 335 00:17:28,246 --> 00:17:30,886 The chocolate is always the best, everybody knows that. 336 00:17:31,396 --> 00:17:33,415 Then we should put this theory to the test. 337 00:17:35,065 --> 00:17:36,423 Can I ask you a question? 338 00:17:36,424 --> 00:17:38,715 - Of course. - Are you on drugs? 339 00:17:38,716 --> 00:17:40,036 No, just... 340 00:17:41,026 --> 00:17:42,525 I'm happy to be alive. 341 00:17:43,036 --> 00:17:44,036 Aren't you? 342 00:17:44,495 --> 00:17:46,195 - On drugs? - No! 343 00:17:46,414 --> 00:17:47,434 Happy? 344 00:17:47,435 --> 00:17:48,746 Right at this moment. 345 00:17:50,775 --> 00:17:51,775 Yeah. 346 00:17:51,945 --> 00:17:53,054 I am. 347 00:17:53,626 --> 00:17:56,234 I like it when you laugh, you should do it more often. 348 00:17:57,225 --> 00:17:58,225 Yeah. 349 00:17:58,726 --> 00:18:00,084 Maybe I've changed. 350 00:18:00,694 --> 00:18:01,676 Maybe... 351 00:18:02,059 --> 00:18:03,622 I'm a new me. 352 00:18:09,582 --> 00:18:10,516 Michelle? 353 00:18:13,449 --> 00:18:14,747 Oh, shit. 354 00:18:15,586 --> 00:18:17,411 You don't have to do that, you know? 355 00:18:17,763 --> 00:18:19,200 Yeah, I do actually. 356 00:18:19,615 --> 00:18:22,399 Looking after gods is a genetic urge, I can't fight. 357 00:18:22,400 --> 00:18:23,902 Believe me, I've tried. 358 00:18:24,481 --> 00:18:26,483 Okay, that's cool. 359 00:18:27,071 --> 00:18:28,146 Where was I? 360 00:18:29,438 --> 00:18:32,991 Somewhere in the middle why buying your stupid psycho carrier business is a good idea, 361 00:18:32,992 --> 00:18:35,837 and that I should pull my head and so. I nodded off because it was really boring. 362 00:18:35,848 --> 00:18:38,059 - It is a brilliant idea. - It's not your money. 363 00:18:38,060 --> 00:18:41,360 - It is, she left it to us. - We are her children, that money belongs to us. 364 00:18:41,361 --> 00:18:44,187 And if there is a problem with that, you can take it up with the tree. 365 00:18:44,188 --> 00:18:46,324 Or a pile of ash or both, whatever. 366 00:18:46,364 --> 00:18:48,674 You are such a pity little god. 367 00:18:48,940 --> 00:18:51,264 Hey, life maybe what I am, deal with it. 368 00:18:57,679 --> 00:18:59,201 I made you some tea. 369 00:19:00,975 --> 00:19:03,608 - Yggdrasil? - No, no, no, just tea. 370 00:19:03,828 --> 00:19:05,159 Yggdrasil. 371 00:19:05,160 --> 00:19:07,660 I don't know what the name of the tea in the old language. 372 00:19:07,725 --> 00:19:10,503 - Yggdrasil! - Okay, calm, calm down. 373 00:19:10,550 --> 00:19:13,870 - I save the tea here. - Y. .. Yggdrasil! 374 00:19:15,223 --> 00:19:17,043 What's an Yggdrasil? 375 00:19:18,208 --> 00:19:20,339 - Why? - He keeps asking for it. 376 00:19:21,994 --> 00:19:24,326 Grandpa, what about Yggdrasil? 377 00:19:25,471 --> 00:19:26,630 The tree... 378 00:19:27,331 --> 00:19:28,331 of... 379 00:19:28,893 --> 00:19:30,115 life. 380 00:19:30,440 --> 00:19:31,714 Yeah, so? 381 00:19:32,234 --> 00:19:34,752 Oh, shit, of course, but we don't have Yggdrasil. 382 00:19:34,836 --> 00:19:36,102 What's Yggdrasil? 383 00:19:36,331 --> 00:19:39,370 Well, on one hand it may very well save the day, 384 00:19:39,371 --> 00:19:42,949 on the other, it kind got confiscated at customs and they want to fumigate the fuck out of it, 385 00:19:42,950 --> 00:19:44,227 so we don't have it. 386 00:19:44,317 --> 00:19:48,485 What? So it's at the uncleared goods transition facility on Angus Place? 387 00:19:48,862 --> 00:19:52,156 - Yeah, how do you know? - I'm a courier, I shift stuff from place to place. 388 00:19:52,199 --> 00:19:54,622 You really weren't listening before, when I was telling how the company I wanna buy, 389 00:19:54,623 --> 00:19:56,535 has heaps of government contracts, were you? 390 00:19:56,537 --> 00:19:59,003 - No. - Well, maybe you should have. 391 00:19:59,051 --> 00:20:02,357 - What is this Yggdrasil anyway? - Yggdrasil! 392 00:20:03,835 --> 00:20:05,016 It's a kind of... 393 00:20:05,644 --> 00:20:07,056 a large stick. 394 00:20:07,074 --> 00:20:10,154 - From some kind of tree of life. - From the... 395 00:20:10,253 --> 00:20:11,443 tree of life. 396 00:20:11,844 --> 00:20:14,193 Then it might helpful if we get it, mind it? 397 00:20:21,794 --> 00:20:23,738 - How is he doing? - He's stable. 398 00:20:23,923 --> 00:20:26,346 - Which means what? - He hasn't got any worse. 399 00:20:26,814 --> 00:20:28,212 They know what's wrong? 400 00:20:28,757 --> 00:20:32,415 They thinking viral infection. They're waiting on the results of blood test. 401 00:20:32,420 --> 00:20:34,872 In fact, I wanna chase them up. See what's happening. 402 00:20:34,930 --> 00:20:36,500 - Thanks. - No worries. 403 00:20:41,220 --> 00:20:42,528 What if he dies? 404 00:20:43,003 --> 00:20:44,989 - Zeb... - No, what if he dies? 405 00:20:44,990 --> 00:20:46,164 Axl is not gonna die. 406 00:20:46,165 --> 00:20:48,465 It's a virus, man! Virus will get us all one day! 407 00:20:48,496 --> 00:20:50,701 - Will you shut up? - Bu .. 408 00:20:50,802 --> 00:20:53,502 Shouldn't we warning people? Is all I'm saying. 409 00:20:53,752 --> 00:20:54,830 Sorry, what? 410 00:20:54,831 --> 00:20:56,555 If Odin dies, the Johnsons all die. 411 00:20:56,556 --> 00:21:00,456 And in the process, disaster is visiting on the world. Isn't it how it works? 412 00:21:02,570 --> 00:21:05,370 - Oh, yeah. - Earthquakes, eruptions... 413 00:21:06,674 --> 00:21:08,181 Easy, all right? 414 00:21:08,182 --> 00:21:11,047 Axl is not gonna die... 415 00:21:11,193 --> 00:21:12,228 okay? 416 00:21:14,949 --> 00:21:17,292 The best way I can describe it... 417 00:21:17,293 --> 00:21:20,093 it's like a cloud, as lifted from my life. 418 00:21:20,219 --> 00:21:22,723 A little dark cloud in a black dress? 419 00:21:22,724 --> 00:21:23,969 More than Eva. 420 00:21:24,287 --> 00:21:26,701 It's like the whole world to me is a... 421 00:21:26,702 --> 00:21:30,002 brighter more beautiful warmer place. 422 00:21:32,334 --> 00:21:35,243 Hey! Let's go to the beach, let's go for swim! 423 00:21:36,005 --> 00:21:37,442 - I can't. - Why not? 424 00:21:37,482 --> 00:21:40,430 - I do have to be a little productive, you know? - Why? 425 00:21:40,468 --> 00:21:41,839 Because someone has to. 426 00:21:43,040 --> 00:21:44,484 Do we have dinner tonight? 427 00:21:46,292 --> 00:21:48,264 Are you asking me out on a date? 428 00:21:48,265 --> 00:21:51,665 Not if the concept scares you. We can call it just dinner. 429 00:21:51,687 --> 00:21:53,025 Two friends... 430 00:21:53,126 --> 00:21:56,126 Eating food for the second time in a day. 431 00:21:56,351 --> 00:21:57,658 Does it seem like threatening? 432 00:21:59,576 --> 00:22:02,693 Yeah, I think I can deal with that idea. 433 00:22:02,711 --> 00:22:03,855 Excellent. 434 00:22:07,791 --> 00:22:10,161 You should take that. I need to call Anders anyway. 435 00:22:11,782 --> 00:22:13,022 Hey Mike, what's up? 436 00:22:17,686 --> 00:22:21,071 So you kind of like a dog really fetching stick? 437 00:22:21,072 --> 00:22:23,995 - Yeah, the jokes will be done. - No, sue they haven't. 438 00:22:24,478 --> 00:22:26,387 - Here we are. - Are we? 439 00:22:26,477 --> 00:22:28,998 Your friend Shona at the door is a lovely woman by the way. 440 00:22:29,001 --> 00:22:30,484 Showed me around one day. 441 00:22:30,486 --> 00:22:32,940 - I knew she was a lesbian. - No. 442 00:22:32,941 --> 00:22:36,345 All those types who work defending our borders are proud of what they doing. They love to show it off. 443 00:22:36,346 --> 00:22:39,002 - And I'm naturally curious. - As in bi-curious? 444 00:22:39,102 --> 00:22:41,446 - Such a one check mind. - That's were I'm permanent. 445 00:22:41,447 --> 00:22:43,736 Over this fence around the back is a shipping container. 446 00:22:43,737 --> 00:22:46,337 They put all the confiscated stuff in it for fumigation. 447 00:22:46,364 --> 00:22:49,237 - What about cameras? - Not enough money in their budget. 448 00:22:49,706 --> 00:22:53,370 But they pump container full of gas, it's very toxic. 449 00:22:53,758 --> 00:22:56,462 We go over here, on one condition. 450 00:22:56,947 --> 00:22:58,617 What? Saving lives is not enough for you? 451 00:22:58,669 --> 00:23:01,831 - You agree that I get my money. - Just you, not the others? 452 00:23:01,861 --> 00:23:03,774 It's an every goddess for their self world. 453 00:23:06,670 --> 00:23:07,680 Deal. 454 00:23:07,881 --> 00:23:08,881 Good. 455 00:23:17,488 --> 00:23:18,689 Come on then! 456 00:23:20,333 --> 00:23:23,290 - You climb like a girl. - And you climb like a gibbon. 457 00:23:24,406 --> 00:23:26,236 - Did i mention guard dogs? - What? 458 00:23:28,638 --> 00:23:29,635 There is. 459 00:23:33,620 --> 00:23:34,734 There it is. 460 00:23:35,110 --> 00:23:36,646 You don't miss much, do you? 461 00:23:36,673 --> 00:23:38,035 How do we get into it? 462 00:23:38,036 --> 00:23:40,690 Presumably by opening the door. Shall we try? 463 00:23:40,691 --> 00:23:42,311 Stop mocking me! 464 00:23:44,210 --> 00:23:46,756 - This is fun, eh? - Yeah, I'm wetting my pants. 465 00:23:46,757 --> 00:23:48,903 Would not surprise me if you had. 466 00:23:48,953 --> 00:23:50,444 Let's open this, okay? 467 00:23:54,970 --> 00:23:56,840 I can't see any gas coming out. 468 00:23:56,875 --> 00:23:58,874 Could be odourless and colourless. 469 00:23:59,973 --> 00:24:01,215 Okay, you go. 470 00:24:01,836 --> 00:24:03,555 - In there? No way! - Yeah. 471 00:24:03,556 --> 00:24:06,310 - I'll tell Mike to give you double the money. - You are the one who knows what to look for. 472 00:24:06,311 --> 00:24:10,111 - It 'a big stick, how many big sticks can be in there? - You'll find out, won't you? 473 00:24:17,154 --> 00:24:18,791 Now you need to make a call? 474 00:24:27,934 --> 00:24:31,434 - Did you find it? - Does it look like, i have a fucking stick in my hand? 475 00:24:44,595 --> 00:24:48,563 Actually, I think I remember Shona say they always do fumigation in the middle of the night. 476 00:24:48,904 --> 00:24:51,115 - Got ya! - There are lives at stake, you know? 477 00:24:52,004 --> 00:24:54,665 Doesn't mean you can't have fun when the opportunity presumes. 478 00:24:57,335 --> 00:24:58,395 Is that it? 479 00:24:58,946 --> 00:25:00,100 Don't look like much. 480 00:25:05,735 --> 00:25:08,996 So this why I feeling the best I felt in living memory. 481 00:25:09,824 --> 00:25:13,734 - What did you think it was? A healthy diet? - I didn't think it was this. 482 00:25:15,807 --> 00:25:17,723 So the possible outcomes are... 483 00:25:17,724 --> 00:25:20,464 he gets better and I get back to being me, or... 484 00:25:21,356 --> 00:25:25,426 - he dies and I die. - Axl is not going to die. 485 00:25:26,036 --> 00:25:30,373 - I suppose that's marginally better. - About here is my suggest you get over yourself. 486 00:25:33,166 --> 00:25:34,917 I made a date with Dawn tonight. 487 00:25:38,033 --> 00:25:39,573 I suppose I should cancel. 488 00:25:40,135 --> 00:25:41,165 Go. 489 00:25:42,486 --> 00:25:44,125 What if something happens? 490 00:25:44,997 --> 00:25:47,175 Then your life are go back to be Hod... 491 00:25:47,996 --> 00:25:50,169 Or you drop dead during the entrée. 492 00:25:51,657 --> 00:25:53,298 Man, it's depressing sometimes? 493 00:25:53,299 --> 00:25:55,464 Go. Take advantage of this... 494 00:25:55,982 --> 00:25:56,894 gift. 495 00:25:58,096 --> 00:26:00,635 - No, I should stay. - Go! 496 00:26:02,417 --> 00:26:03,475 Shit! 497 00:26:06,705 --> 00:26:07,725 Michelle... 498 00:26:08,823 --> 00:26:09,876 You're okay! 499 00:26:10,235 --> 00:26:11,478 No. I'm not. 500 00:26:11,726 --> 00:26:14,944 I'm still sick, and I caught a cold and I'm not happy about it. 501 00:26:15,446 --> 00:26:17,314 - What are you doing here? - Axl! 502 00:26:22,494 --> 00:26:24,806 - Actually, on second thought I might... - Yeah, go! 503 00:26:27,185 --> 00:26:29,305 I went home and you weren't there, and... 504 00:26:29,467 --> 00:26:31,794 you thought I spontaneously evaporated? 505 00:26:32,854 --> 00:26:34,504 No, I was worried. 506 00:26:36,745 --> 00:26:37,755 Really? 507 00:26:38,597 --> 00:26:40,494 - You're so sweet. - Yeah. 508 00:26:40,995 --> 00:26:42,085 Shut up! 509 00:26:43,195 --> 00:26:44,877 You're clearly much better... 510 00:26:45,453 --> 00:26:47,122 does that mean Axl...? 511 00:26:47,805 --> 00:26:49,376 Yeah, I'm better, but... 512 00:26:50,266 --> 00:26:52,344 no way I was as sick as this boy. 513 00:26:52,573 --> 00:26:54,005 What does that mean? 514 00:26:54,056 --> 00:26:55,653 It's a virus, Mike. 515 00:26:56,285 --> 00:26:57,919 You treat what you can... 516 00:26:58,436 --> 00:27:01,155 - wait for wear it out. - But what if it is a god virus? 517 00:27:01,826 --> 00:27:05,346 What if it's some kind of Asgard virus, the like which is never seen before on Earth? 518 00:27:05,347 --> 00:27:06,845 It's virus. 519 00:27:08,473 --> 00:27:09,725 Just thinking out loud. 520 00:27:10,305 --> 00:27:11,384 Don't! 521 00:27:13,919 --> 00:27:17,865 - Oh my, you do look handsome. - Thank you, Ingrid. 522 00:27:17,866 --> 00:27:21,654 Dressed like that, you're a danger to women folk, everywhere. 523 00:27:21,735 --> 00:27:22,825 Ta. 524 00:27:22,845 --> 00:27:25,024 I'm feeling a little tingly just looking at you. 525 00:27:26,074 --> 00:27:28,334 Yes. Thanks, Ingrid. 526 00:27:29,044 --> 00:27:30,347 And I just wanted to say... 527 00:27:30,505 --> 00:27:31,936 whatever happens... 528 00:27:31,937 --> 00:27:34,245 that curry you made earlier today... 529 00:27:34,246 --> 00:27:37,545 - is the best thing I've ever eaten. - Thank you. 530 00:27:37,555 --> 00:27:39,856 Not a lot of people say that about my cooking. 531 00:27:40,343 --> 00:27:42,645 And what do you mean "whatever happens"? 532 00:27:42,766 --> 00:27:43,834 I mean... 533 00:27:44,176 --> 00:27:48,286 life is a sequence of events, a series of moments... 534 00:27:48,907 --> 00:27:50,226 and if you don't seize them... 535 00:27:50,916 --> 00:27:52,171 more fool you. 536 00:27:53,865 --> 00:27:55,904 Yes, I always thought that. 537 00:27:57,056 --> 00:27:58,887 Never too late to catch up, eh? 538 00:28:00,054 --> 00:28:01,116 See you. 539 00:28:01,125 --> 00:28:02,195 Bye. 540 00:28:04,474 --> 00:28:05,534 Grandpa! 541 00:28:06,796 --> 00:28:08,115 Hey, Grandpa! 542 00:28:10,768 --> 00:28:12,494 Grandpa! It's me, it's me. 543 00:28:12,506 --> 00:28:13,544 We got it! 544 00:28:13,767 --> 00:28:16,517 - Gonorrhea? - Yggdrasil! We have it here. 545 00:28:18,245 --> 00:28:21,294 - Axl. Not me, you idiot. - What? 546 00:28:21,825 --> 00:28:24,085 Take it to Odin. 547 00:28:24,086 --> 00:28:25,136 Sure! 548 00:28:25,876 --> 00:28:26,954 Go! 549 00:28:27,535 --> 00:28:29,924 - What if it's still infectious? - You wimp. 550 00:28:29,925 --> 00:28:31,934 Hey, viruses are freaky and nasty, okay? 551 00:28:31,935 --> 00:28:35,985 - I just want to make first that we're not risking ourself by... - Give it to me! I'll take it. 552 00:28:37,176 --> 00:28:38,836 I stay here look out for Olaf. 553 00:28:40,215 --> 00:28:43,614 - You give gods a bad name! - Hey, I found the stick, didn't I? 554 00:28:44,086 --> 00:28:45,146 Bragi... 555 00:28:45,315 --> 00:28:46,995 God of retrievers! 556 00:29:07,539 --> 00:29:08,516 Of course... 557 00:29:08,616 --> 00:29:11,832 Tomorrow is how it'll be my fault that he never answers the phone 558 00:29:11,833 --> 00:29:14,664 or responded to the five messages I left for him. 559 00:29:14,675 --> 00:29:17,735 You know, I'd like to tell him, "Screw you..." 560 00:29:17,736 --> 00:29:20,330 "Mister, I speak today on the best picnic ever" 561 00:29:20,331 --> 00:29:22,495 "and from now on, a least once a week or..." 562 00:29:22,496 --> 00:29:24,245 "the very least once a fortnight..." 563 00:29:24,336 --> 00:29:27,934 "I demand picnic time off, because I deserve it..." 564 00:29:27,935 --> 00:29:29,448 "putting up with your crap" 565 00:29:32,593 --> 00:29:35,282 But then I probably get you in trouble, wouldn't I? 566 00:29:38,146 --> 00:29:40,526 Can we not talk about Anders tonight? 567 00:29:41,536 --> 00:29:42,684 Happy not to. 568 00:29:45,816 --> 00:29:46,816 And... 569 00:29:47,315 --> 00:29:49,334 what would you rather talk about, Mister? 570 00:29:52,756 --> 00:29:54,785 How much I love your perfume... 571 00:29:54,836 --> 00:29:56,034 for starters. 572 00:29:56,655 --> 00:29:59,734 I used to wear it all the time, back when we were together. 573 00:29:59,770 --> 00:30:01,839 I never really noticed until now. 574 00:30:03,999 --> 00:30:06,733 This wine is also the best, isn't it? 575 00:30:06,734 --> 00:30:08,477 Yes, it is. 576 00:30:09,471 --> 00:30:10,655 Till we... 577 00:30:11,104 --> 00:30:12,687 order another glass? 578 00:30:15,104 --> 00:30:16,608 Sure, why not? 579 00:30:19,500 --> 00:30:22,400 I'm thinking if it looks like the worst has coming to the worst... 580 00:30:22,430 --> 00:30:24,514 then I'll hit the fire alarm before the catastrophe hits, 581 00:30:24,515 --> 00:30:27,152 to give everyone a chance to fleeing the building. 582 00:30:27,542 --> 00:30:30,098 Mind you, if the worst is a volcanic eruption. 583 00:30:30,668 --> 00:30:33,261 Running out of the hospital maybe... 584 00:30:33,262 --> 00:30:35,429 - counterproductive. - Zeb! 585 00:30:35,430 --> 00:30:37,318 Sorry, I was thinking out loud. 586 00:30:37,319 --> 00:30:38,491 I've got it! 587 00:30:38,616 --> 00:30:40,462 Is he still alive? 588 00:30:41,858 --> 00:30:43,420 Oh, you. 589 00:30:43,822 --> 00:30:45,180 What is that? 590 00:30:45,181 --> 00:30:46,370 The Stick. 591 00:30:46,395 --> 00:30:47,778 Yggdrasil. 592 00:30:47,832 --> 00:30:49,959 - What? - No way! 593 00:30:50,755 --> 00:30:52,027 The ash tree. 594 00:30:52,131 --> 00:30:55,133 The greatest and best of all trees, the tree from which all life flows. 595 00:30:55,134 --> 00:30:58,518 - I know what Yggdrasil is. - I've been studying, sorry. 596 00:30:58,519 --> 00:31:01,857 This is what Anders brought back. Olaf reckons it could save Axl. 597 00:31:01,921 --> 00:31:02,937 How? 598 00:31:02,938 --> 00:31:05,424 It's branch of the tree of life... 599 00:31:05,425 --> 00:31:07,593 didn't get much further than that. 600 00:31:09,058 --> 00:31:12,168 Maybe it's like Gandalfs staff in the Lord of the Rings. 601 00:31:12,624 --> 00:31:13,841 So? 602 00:31:14,044 --> 00:31:16,751 So .. try zapping him with it. 603 00:31:33,857 --> 00:31:35,795 Don't be half ass about it. 604 00:31:35,796 --> 00:31:37,197 Like you mean it! 605 00:31:48,901 --> 00:31:50,634 Maybe he needs to hold it. 606 00:32:05,102 --> 00:32:07,276 I tried calling you a few times. 607 00:32:07,277 --> 00:32:09,802 170 is not "a few". 608 00:32:13,177 --> 00:32:14,743 - Hi. - Hi. 609 00:32:14,892 --> 00:32:17,657 - Haven't see you for a while. - No. 610 00:32:18,796 --> 00:32:20,419 What are you guys doing? 611 00:32:21,884 --> 00:32:24,265 Oh, this, yes, it's... 612 00:32:25,920 --> 00:32:28,139 an old family heirloom. 613 00:32:28,686 --> 00:32:31,086 A good luck superstition thing. 614 00:32:31,702 --> 00:32:32,971 Zeb knows all about it. 615 00:32:32,972 --> 00:32:36,039 In fact, if we could have moments privacy... 616 00:32:36,187 --> 00:32:38,068 Zeb will explain. 617 00:32:39,426 --> 00:32:40,543 Okay. 618 00:32:40,753 --> 00:32:43,351 Yeah, I will explain. 619 00:32:45,937 --> 00:32:49,092 I'm not feeling a lifting of my spirit, so I'm presuming it didn't work. 620 00:32:49,169 --> 00:32:51,626 Did Mom give you any fucking idea how to operate that thing? 621 00:32:51,627 --> 00:32:55,989 No, she didn't Mykkel, but maybe if you handle it, Loki burn it to a cinder, that would have helped. 622 00:32:55,990 --> 00:32:57,454 - Ask Olaf. - Olaf is unconscious 623 00:32:57,456 --> 00:32:59,239 and leaking bodily fluids in my bed. 624 00:32:59,240 --> 00:33:00,359 Are you drunk? 625 00:33:00,754 --> 00:33:04,330 - I'm trying to be, yes. - Why deal with things, Anders! 626 00:33:07,278 --> 00:33:10,560 - Dick. - That poor should not be left alone with him. 627 00:33:10,561 --> 00:33:12,880 - I can't disagree. - What is this? 628 00:33:12,881 --> 00:33:14,779 Why is he holding a log? 629 00:33:14,906 --> 00:33:16,852 It's an Yggdrasil log. 630 00:33:16,853 --> 00:33:18,570 I thought Yggdrasil was a myth. 631 00:33:18,571 --> 00:33:21,751 Yeah, apparently Anders proned a piece of the myth. 632 00:33:21,795 --> 00:33:22,971 And...? 633 00:33:23,464 --> 00:33:25,173 Big fat zero. 634 00:33:25,968 --> 00:33:29,134 At which point in time this becomes a manky piece of wood 635 00:33:29,135 --> 00:33:31,682 and a potential health risk for a man whose health... 636 00:33:31,693 --> 00:33:33,426 is already at risk? 637 00:33:38,352 --> 00:33:40,060 Tear this away. 638 00:33:40,983 --> 00:33:43,535 - We had to try. - Understandable. 639 00:33:43,536 --> 00:33:45,544 Should I take it to Olaf, see if he knows? 640 00:33:45,545 --> 00:33:48,137 Normally I'd say, that's a long shot, but hey... 641 00:33:49,062 --> 00:33:50,663 he is fully boots. 642 00:33:50,664 --> 00:33:55,406 You Sir, causing a lot of people a lot of shit. 643 00:34:28,797 --> 00:34:30,723 Stacey is taking it back to Anders. 644 00:34:30,748 --> 00:34:31,863 Good. 645 00:34:32,250 --> 00:34:33,376 Good. 646 00:34:38,711 --> 00:34:41,590 You smell beautiful. 647 00:34:42,780 --> 00:34:44,243 And life. 648 00:34:46,571 --> 00:34:47,893 I brought this back. 649 00:34:47,894 --> 00:34:49,468 No one knew how to use it. 650 00:34:51,570 --> 00:34:54,106 Yggdrasil is not used. 651 00:34:54,403 --> 00:34:56,169 It's a force of life. 652 00:34:57,020 --> 00:35:00,184 It gives and takes from those who give life. 653 00:35:00,368 --> 00:35:02,062 Okay, which means...? 654 00:35:03,511 --> 00:35:06,201 I loved you tea, thank you. 655 00:35:11,594 --> 00:35:12,740 I mean... 656 00:35:13,122 --> 00:35:14,996 No one ever thanked me before. 657 00:35:14,997 --> 00:35:18,180 That's because you are a victim of misunderstanding. 658 00:35:18,759 --> 00:35:21,925 The misunderstanding, that because you're a handmaiden... 659 00:35:22,112 --> 00:35:25,381 - The lowest of the low... - A victim of the class system. 660 00:35:26,844 --> 00:35:29,692 They do not understand the power of service. 661 00:35:29,693 --> 00:35:31,771 The strength of duty. 662 00:35:32,125 --> 00:35:34,322 The honour of selflessness. 663 00:35:34,568 --> 00:35:36,684 Right now, I totally get you. 664 00:35:38,479 --> 00:35:41,150 No one ever said that to me before. 665 00:35:44,476 --> 00:35:46,054 Will you lie me? 666 00:35:47,426 --> 00:35:50,427 Just to feel the warmth of a woman, one last time. 667 00:35:50,428 --> 00:35:52,082 You won't be like that. 668 00:35:55,423 --> 00:35:56,989 Just in case. 669 00:36:00,200 --> 00:36:01,302 Okay. 670 00:36:22,265 --> 00:36:23,439 How is he? 671 00:36:26,137 --> 00:36:27,326 He's stable. 672 00:36:28,649 --> 00:36:29,808 I hate that word. 673 00:36:30,565 --> 00:36:31,585 Me too. 674 00:36:32,245 --> 00:36:33,673 Same. 675 00:36:34,099 --> 00:36:35,283 He's the same. 676 00:36:37,725 --> 00:36:39,034 How was your date? 677 00:36:41,489 --> 00:36:43,308 The best date of my life. 678 00:36:44,634 --> 00:36:45,799 And the worst. 679 00:36:49,032 --> 00:36:51,523 So... where to from here? 680 00:36:52,307 --> 00:36:53,489 Good question. 681 00:36:55,322 --> 00:36:57,112 Are we on a date now? 682 00:36:58,003 --> 00:36:59,478 Feels like it! 683 00:36:59,720 --> 00:37:01,211 It does, doesn't it? 684 00:37:01,212 --> 00:37:05,126 And it's amazing how easily we just slip back into that mode. 685 00:37:05,239 --> 00:37:06,748 Yeah, it was. 686 00:37:07,237 --> 00:37:08,370 But... 687 00:37:08,818 --> 00:37:10,492 Not a bad thing, eh? 688 00:37:15,700 --> 00:37:19,057 If you want, we could share a taxi back to my place... 689 00:37:19,222 --> 00:37:21,342 have coffee and stuff? 690 00:37:23,962 --> 00:37:27,045 I don't... I don't think that's a good idea, Dawn. 691 00:37:28,108 --> 00:37:31,723 I mean... I will always love you, you know that. 692 00:37:32,741 --> 00:37:37,012 But what I need now, more than anything else in the world, is a really good friend. 693 00:37:38,219 --> 00:37:39,726 Do you think we could do that? 694 00:37:41,715 --> 00:37:43,939 Yeah... sure! 695 00:37:44,475 --> 00:37:47,436 Yeah...of course...no, of course. 696 00:37:47,437 --> 00:37:49,126 Yes, we can. 697 00:37:51,014 --> 00:37:52,097 Thank you. 698 00:37:57,549 --> 00:38:00,174 Having all those senses working overtime... 699 00:38:00,244 --> 00:38:01,803 the taste of food... 700 00:38:02,710 --> 00:38:04,311 the smell of perfume... 701 00:38:06,660 --> 00:38:08,356 the warmth of a kiss. 702 00:38:10,689 --> 00:38:12,334 Man, that's outwork. 703 00:38:14,878 --> 00:38:16,603 I'm so tired. 704 00:38:20,307 --> 00:38:22,508 That mattress is all yours, brother. 705 00:40:27,982 --> 00:40:31,419 The stuff you said last night, when you were old, about my life... 706 00:40:31,420 --> 00:40:33,850 Every word the honest truth. 707 00:40:34,272 --> 00:40:35,436 Thank you. 708 00:40:36,719 --> 00:40:38,238 Wanna ride? 709 00:40:38,443 --> 00:40:40,715 You have no idea. 710 00:40:41,051 --> 00:40:43,569 I feel like I haven't had a word for years. 711 00:40:49,193 --> 00:40:52,795 I was having all this weird dreams, that I was in Asgard, and... 712 00:40:52,796 --> 00:40:55,054 you were all there, and we played croquet. 713 00:40:55,275 --> 00:40:59,647 And it was this really vicious game, with the mellots, the blood and stuff. 714 00:40:59,897 --> 00:41:01,477 And then... 715 00:41:01,478 --> 00:41:05,137 there was this golden light, and everything was serene. 716 00:41:06,029 --> 00:41:08,166 And then the next thing I remember, I woke up. 717 00:41:10,243 --> 00:41:12,618 And in your dream where the handmaidens 718 00:41:12,619 --> 00:41:15,362 getting off with gods, old enough to be their great grandfathers? 719 00:41:15,363 --> 00:41:19,239 Naw Ingrid, you know you and I were never what you called exclusive. 720 00:41:19,240 --> 00:41:21,040 Okay, before this turns into a couples therapy, 721 00:41:21,045 --> 00:41:23,608 could we please get on, with whatever the hell it is we here for? 722 00:41:23,646 --> 00:41:25,996 I have about 50 clients I need to talk around. 723 00:41:25,997 --> 00:41:27,047 Okay. 724 00:41:27,671 --> 00:41:31,534 Let this call one of this good news/bad news gatherings. 725 00:41:32,329 --> 00:41:34,514 The good news, that Axl is back 726 00:41:34,515 --> 00:41:36,908 and we are sloped about that. 727 00:41:36,909 --> 00:41:37,943 Yeah! 728 00:41:38,122 --> 00:41:40,264 Yeah, yeah what about the bad news? 729 00:41:42,625 --> 00:41:45,403 As executor of Agnethas will, I made the... 730 00:41:45,604 --> 00:41:49,104 executive decision to put the money to work in the markets, 731 00:41:49,105 --> 00:41:51,374 while you are all deciding what to do with it. 732 00:41:51,379 --> 00:41:52,690 And... 733 00:41:52,989 --> 00:41:54,961 well, that was going real well. 734 00:41:54,962 --> 00:41:58,562 I mean, we are up several millions in barely a week. 735 00:41:58,743 --> 00:42:00,533 What did you do with the money, Mike? 736 00:42:02,341 --> 00:42:04,805 Then we lost all our powers, and I was not immune to that. 737 00:42:04,806 --> 00:42:07,868 And it turns out without those powers, Ullr is just another schmock, 738 00:42:07,869 --> 00:42:10,372 with no freaking idea, about the inner workings of money. 739 00:42:10,373 --> 00:42:11,790 Did you lose it? 740 00:42:12,107 --> 00:42:15,223 - Did you lose all our money? - No. Not at all. 741 00:42:15,855 --> 00:42:17,463 There are still a few... 742 00:42:18,344 --> 00:42:21,700 few thousand left. Enough to fund Stacey and her courier company. 743 00:42:21,701 --> 00:42:23,120 - Result! - Yeah! 744 00:42:23,121 --> 00:42:24,715 What about my Ferrari? 745 00:42:24,716 --> 00:42:28,716 I'm stand to rebuild, now I'm powered up again, but it may take a while honey. 746 00:42:29,521 --> 00:42:33,021 So, in this space of what... 747 00:42:33,200 --> 00:42:37,433 a day, you managed to turn millions and millions of dollars 748 00:42:37,500 --> 00:42:41,395 into a bunch of fucking deadbeats on bicycles? 749 00:42:41,400 --> 00:42:43,100 Yeah, pretty much. 750 00:42:43,105 --> 00:42:46,105 In it's own way, that's really rather impressive. 751 00:42:46,130 --> 00:42:49,000 Oh well, easy come, easy going. 752 00:42:49,005 --> 00:42:51,005 Easy come, easy... 753 00:42:54,600 --> 00:42:55,600 Shit! 754 00:42:56,695 --> 00:42:58,640 - Fuck! - Family, eh? 755 00:42:59,128 --> 00:43:00,962 Can you just fell the warmth. 756 00:43:02,748 --> 00:43:03,802 Sorry. 757 00:43:04,290 --> 00:43:06,631 And so the universe goes. 758 00:43:07,305 --> 00:44:07,744 Watch Movies, Series & LiveTV www.flixify.app