1 00:00:00,231 --> 00:00:02,880 I go to sleep for fifteen years and you marry my fiancee. 2 00:00:02,881 --> 00:00:04,131 Isn't that incredible? 3 00:00:05,445 --> 00:00:08,770 I almost killed her, Mike. When I woke up, she was all blue. 4 00:00:08,771 --> 00:00:12,131 So you think Loki would be really fucked off, if we got married. 5 00:00:12,132 --> 00:00:14,490 - I guess he would. - So let's get married! 6 00:00:17,839 --> 00:00:19,166 Congratulations. 7 00:00:20,131 --> 00:00:21,174 Thank you. 8 00:00:21,175 --> 00:00:22,175 This is yours. 9 00:00:22,176 --> 00:00:23,620 The marriage contract. 10 00:00:23,768 --> 00:00:25,697 I like the the way, they look like trees... 11 00:00:25,698 --> 00:00:27,721 - Dancing trees. - But for fuck's sake! 12 00:00:27,722 --> 00:00:30,457 Then a bit at the bottom, where the happy couple and their celestial guardians 13 00:00:30,458 --> 00:00:32,000 sign on the dotted line. 14 00:00:32,001 --> 00:00:33,808 - And that's it? - That's it. 15 00:00:33,826 --> 00:00:37,357 So, to ensure the purity of this act of marriage.. 16 00:00:37,358 --> 00:00:41,378 we join our families in a oath which will never be broken. 17 00:00:41,379 --> 00:00:45,093 You and I'll have a little chat on the rules of being a god. 18 00:00:45,350 --> 00:00:48,430 And Ingas secret ingredient. 19 00:00:50,000 --> 00:00:56,074 Watch Movies, Series & LiveTV www.flixify.app 20 00:01:03,983 --> 00:01:05,712 Nothing new to report. 21 00:01:08,743 --> 00:01:11,031 - You should get that looked at. - Leave it. 22 00:01:11,332 --> 00:01:12,532 I deserve it. 23 00:01:13,435 --> 00:01:15,811 - Why? - It was my fault. 24 00:01:15,812 --> 00:01:17,031 How? 25 00:01:17,132 --> 00:01:18,732 Wow, you're a fricking hero. 26 00:01:20,532 --> 00:01:23,722 What you did was unbelievble. You saved his life, Axl. 27 00:01:23,959 --> 00:01:24,960 Ty? 28 00:01:25,974 --> 00:01:27,049 Ty. 29 00:01:28,750 --> 00:01:30,550 I broke rule number one. 30 00:01:30,989 --> 00:01:33,415 I told a mortal, and the mortal suffered. 31 00:01:33,436 --> 00:01:36,057 Sorry to hear that. Did you freeze him to death? 32 00:01:36,058 --> 00:01:38,462 What? No. Quite the opposite. 33 00:01:40,703 --> 00:01:42,290 Shit, Dawn. 34 00:01:43,646 --> 00:01:45,646 - Is Dawn dead? - Worse. 35 00:01:46,978 --> 00:01:48,870 - She's fine. - Fine? 36 00:01:49,871 --> 00:01:51,790 Ty, because of me, my friend might went up in flames. 37 00:01:51,791 --> 00:01:55,354 Do you love your flatmate more than life itself, but if you stay with her, it would kill her? 38 00:01:55,355 --> 00:01:57,004 It is not a competion! 39 00:01:57,005 --> 00:01:59,260 If it was, I'd win. 40 00:02:00,800 --> 00:02:03,800 www.SubCentral.de present 41 00:02:04,000 --> 00:02:07,000 The Almighty Johnsons - S01E10 Every Good Quest Has a Sacrifice Like Jesus, Only Cooler 42 00:02:07,200 --> 00:02:10,200 Translation from Italian: Kreator 43 00:02:10,400 --> 00:02:13,400 Thanks to Subsfactory and The Norse Subbers 44 00:02:22,800 --> 00:02:24,930 I look like a freak, don't I? 45 00:02:25,967 --> 00:02:27,863 No. You don't. 46 00:02:28,559 --> 00:02:31,964 If she meant no, you'd say stuff like: "No more than usual" 47 00:02:31,965 --> 00:02:33,693 so I'll take that as a yes. 48 00:02:35,094 --> 00:02:37,299 The doctors keep using the letters lucky. 49 00:02:37,300 --> 00:02:40,360 How lucky I am, the burns could befar worse. 50 00:02:41,176 --> 00:02:44,186 Then there is the part where "I'll be lucky if I see you again." 51 00:02:45,982 --> 00:02:47,413 Axl is getting married? 52 00:02:47,514 --> 00:02:51,328 I had no idea he was even seeing anyone. Not seriously, anyway I mean... 53 00:02:51,329 --> 00:02:53,729 he's always trolling with with Anders. 54 00:02:54,036 --> 00:02:55,534 Oh my gosh... 55 00:02:55,635 --> 00:02:59,035 - He has gotten some girl pregnant, isn't he? - We can't see each other anymore. 56 00:02:59,709 --> 00:03:00,791 Sorry? 57 00:03:01,008 --> 00:03:02,811 It's not you, it's me. 58 00:03:03,611 --> 00:03:06,839 I just really can't see any way I ever can be with you... 59 00:03:07,640 --> 00:03:08,992 That we can be together. 60 00:03:10,993 --> 00:03:12,937 Really, really isn't you. 61 00:03:13,480 --> 00:03:15,137 You have to believe about that. 62 00:03:17,023 --> 00:03:19,035 I'm so sorry. 63 00:03:43,422 --> 00:03:44,737 You're really good at this. 64 00:03:45,344 --> 00:03:47,552 I don't get many complains from my patients. 65 00:03:48,457 --> 00:03:51,685 I bet, secretly, most of them are in love with you. 66 00:03:52,358 --> 00:03:53,584 Not most of them. 67 00:03:54,015 --> 00:03:55,586 Some of them, then. 68 00:03:56,415 --> 00:03:58,683 Some, maybe. 69 00:04:01,597 --> 00:04:03,905 I can think of one, right now. 70 00:04:05,106 --> 00:04:06,763 And he has been for ages now. 71 00:04:10,470 --> 00:04:12,939 And how come he never done a thing about it? 72 00:04:14,286 --> 00:04:17,637 To scared if i got it wrong, I might lose you forever. 73 00:04:18,484 --> 00:04:20,065 What the fuck are you doing? 74 00:04:20,466 --> 00:04:22,162 Trying to tell you, that I love you. 75 00:04:25,263 --> 00:04:29,306 And try to find out, if you feel the same about me, as I do about you. 76 00:04:32,656 --> 00:04:34,333 Don't you think it's a bit 'late? 77 00:04:34,334 --> 00:04:35,551 I hope not. 78 00:04:36,352 --> 00:04:38,478 I'd change everything to be with you, Gaia. 79 00:04:38,991 --> 00:04:40,166 I swear. 80 00:05:22,406 --> 00:05:26,496 What kind of monster dumps a woman for no reason, while she is in a hospital bed? 81 00:05:26,497 --> 00:05:28,559 Dawn is devastated, Mike. 82 00:05:28,579 --> 00:05:29,667 I know. 83 00:05:30,268 --> 00:05:34,255 - It's shit for her. - It would help, if she knew why. Are you seeing Ty today? 84 00:05:34,256 --> 00:05:35,420 Not until tonight. 85 00:05:35,421 --> 00:05:38,034 Oh, right. Axls stag thing. 86 00:05:38,053 --> 00:05:39,756 I'll give Ty a bollocking then. 87 00:05:40,629 --> 00:05:44,651 I have to go with Rob to the doctor. I will try to see Dawn after. 88 00:05:45,528 --> 00:05:47,646 - Yes, tell her I'm sorry. - I will. 89 00:05:47,947 --> 00:05:51,346 - Will you be home before that thing? - Shure, yeah. See you tonight. 90 00:05:53,674 --> 00:05:55,991 - I'll see you, Mike. - Yes, cheers. 91 00:06:01,184 --> 00:06:05,361 So, you almost kill her and then when she is still in the hospital, you dump her. 92 00:06:05,469 --> 00:06:07,577 - What are you? - Anders, leave it alone. 93 00:06:07,578 --> 00:06:10,829 Do you have any idea what an ​​emotional wreck i have to deal with now? 94 00:06:12,788 --> 00:06:14,227 I will fucking kill him! 95 00:06:14,806 --> 00:06:18,050 - How? By casing me in ice? - Anders, will you not fucking with him? 96 00:06:18,051 --> 00:06:21,981 Chill, chill, as it where. The universe will deal to Anders. 97 00:06:21,982 --> 00:06:25,790 Why can't he use the powers for good, like doing something about climate change? 98 00:06:25,791 --> 00:06:27,001 What's going on? 99 00:06:28,108 --> 00:06:30,820 Why you call us here? Better it is bloody important. 100 00:06:30,830 --> 00:06:32,757 Yes, it kind of is... 101 00:06:33,458 --> 00:06:35,242 But it should wait for a bit. 102 00:06:37,112 --> 00:06:38,134 Dawn! 103 00:06:38,435 --> 00:06:41,435 Oh my god, you have no idea how worried i was about you. 104 00:06:41,972 --> 00:06:44,794 Should you even be here? You should least take day off. 105 00:06:44,795 --> 00:06:46,549 I have nothing else to live for. 106 00:06:47,515 --> 00:06:49,743 What's... going on? 107 00:06:49,744 --> 00:06:50,884 Oh, nothing. 108 00:06:55,231 --> 00:06:59,158 When you dump someone, and then send them flowers and a gift basket... 109 00:06:59,159 --> 00:07:01,018 that is called a fucking mix message. 110 00:07:05,588 --> 00:07:07,763 At least now i don't have to carry this to you. 111 00:07:09,664 --> 00:07:11,989 It's cold in here. I'm getting coffee. 112 00:07:11,990 --> 00:07:13,962 - Can you get me a latte? - No. 113 00:07:14,372 --> 00:07:15,791 See what I have to live with? 114 00:07:15,792 --> 00:07:18,660 Axl, can we get, whatever this is, over with? 115 00:07:18,661 --> 00:07:19,833 Right. 116 00:07:21,134 --> 00:07:23,788 The wedding is kind of off. 117 00:07:24,577 --> 00:07:26,464 When you say that, what do you mean? 118 00:07:26,465 --> 00:07:28,798 - Off is an off. - Have you gotten fucking insane? 119 00:07:28,799 --> 00:07:31,095 You seemed quite determined to go down the marriage part yesterday. 120 00:07:31,096 --> 00:07:34,023 Yeah, well, there's kind of someone else now. 121 00:07:34,024 --> 00:07:35,836 - Anyone else? - Yes 122 00:07:35,957 --> 00:07:38,536 - Is she also the Frigg? - I don't think that's possible. 123 00:07:38,537 --> 00:07:40,953 - No, I know it's impossible. I was making a point. - No, she is not. 124 00:07:40,954 --> 00:07:42,404 Does she have a name? 125 00:07:44,227 --> 00:07:45,246 Gaia. 126 00:07:45,311 --> 00:07:47,692 - The flatmate. - With intriguingly... 127 00:07:47,693 --> 00:07:48,860 a goddess name. 128 00:07:48,861 --> 00:07:52,275 It's a hippy fucking goddes name, but she is not the goddess, is she? 129 00:07:52,276 --> 00:07:53,608 Did you boink her? 130 00:07:54,722 --> 00:07:55,786 We have... 131 00:07:55,787 --> 00:07:58,360 - made love, yes. - So you plowed your flatmate. 132 00:07:58,361 --> 00:07:59,996 Big deal, we've all been there. 133 00:07:59,997 --> 00:08:02,053 Is this after what happend to your flatmate? 134 00:08:02,359 --> 00:08:05,246 Axl, you are going through some big changes. Getting married .. 135 00:08:05,247 --> 00:08:07,454 Becoming the all-powerful leader of the pantheon of the gods, 136 00:08:07,455 --> 00:08:09,430 so it is understandable you got a few giddies. 137 00:08:09,431 --> 00:08:11,438 And what better way to work through of that, 138 00:08:11,439 --> 00:08:13,216 than by rogering the cute flatmate. 139 00:08:13,217 --> 00:08:14,335 Let me talk to Axl. 140 00:08:14,336 --> 00:08:16,956 - Sure, so long as you remind him... - I'm all over it. 141 00:08:17,550 --> 00:08:18,594 Come on. 142 00:08:21,361 --> 00:08:23,300 Thanks for your input, Ty. 143 00:08:27,205 --> 00:08:29,072 You're in love with Gaia. 144 00:08:30,439 --> 00:08:31,461 Yeah. 145 00:08:31,578 --> 00:08:32,629 I am. 146 00:08:33,237 --> 00:08:34,554 Told Eva yet? 147 00:08:38,694 --> 00:08:42,584 Yeah, hell hath no fury like a goddess scorned. 148 00:08:43,088 --> 00:08:44,565 Is that exactly true? 149 00:08:44,893 --> 00:08:48,076 I got to find out! It seemed like a propiet thing to say. 150 00:08:48,077 --> 00:08:49,315 Thanks for that. 151 00:08:49,462 --> 00:08:51,300 You're gonne have to tell, though. 152 00:08:52,382 --> 00:08:53,591 Yeah, I know. 153 00:08:55,017 --> 00:08:57,753 Do you think if your mate Zeb had'nt gone up in smoke... 154 00:08:57,988 --> 00:08:59,872 You and Gaia would still have... 155 00:09:00,418 --> 00:09:01,510 You know. 156 00:09:04,922 --> 00:09:06,257 Probably not. 157 00:09:07,179 --> 00:09:09,287 But we have and.. 158 00:09:09,750 --> 00:09:11,375 it feels right, you know? 159 00:09:11,437 --> 00:09:14,236 It feels like, i am where i should have been a long time ago. 160 00:09:19,245 --> 00:09:22,611 Then if that's what those two hearts of yours are saying... 161 00:09:23,380 --> 00:09:24,401 Go there. 162 00:09:24,402 --> 00:09:26,878 Don't worry about any quest, or us or that shit. 163 00:09:26,879 --> 00:09:28,390 Just do, what makes you happy. 164 00:09:30,165 --> 00:09:32,084 Don't worry. 165 00:09:32,536 --> 00:09:33,728 It will be fine. 166 00:09:36,489 --> 00:09:38,752 - He'll be fine. - The question was "How's your boy?". 167 00:09:38,753 --> 00:09:42,074 - The answer is either "good" or "not so good." - A little nervous, nothing to worry about. 168 00:09:42,075 --> 00:09:44,167 - How's your girl? - She is .. 169 00:09:44,168 --> 00:09:46,633 Spactacular good. 170 00:09:47,691 --> 00:09:50,331 - So, what are you wearing? - You'll see soon enough. 171 00:09:50,332 --> 00:09:51,963 Do you wearing any panties? 172 00:09:52,397 --> 00:09:55,655 Goodbye, depraved little god. 173 00:09:59,615 --> 00:10:02,978 - It's a formal event, Grandpa. - Yes, it is. 174 00:10:02,985 --> 00:10:06,372 A blessing of this future union by a convication of gods. 175 00:10:06,610 --> 00:10:08,530 In other words, a formal event. 176 00:10:08,956 --> 00:10:10,303 Yes, it is. 177 00:10:10,321 --> 00:10:11,724 I brought you iPod. 178 00:10:11,918 --> 00:10:13,791 At least my ears still work, huh? 179 00:10:15,046 --> 00:10:16,212 Are we alone? 180 00:10:16,689 --> 00:10:18,099 - Yes - So... 181 00:10:18,101 --> 00:10:20,570 You got this god gathering thing, right? 182 00:10:20,571 --> 00:10:23,880 Good guilty. I'm thinking giving it a swift. 183 00:10:23,881 --> 00:10:26,622 You can't. The point of it is you, right? 184 00:10:27,222 --> 00:10:29,131 After what happened to you... 185 00:10:29,271 --> 00:10:31,431 I don't know if I want anything to do with any of this stuff. 186 00:10:31,432 --> 00:10:33,380 What do you mean, what happened to me? 187 00:10:33,381 --> 00:10:35,700 You're in here, you're blind. 188 00:10:37,385 --> 00:10:39,351 You may be blind... 189 00:10:40,305 --> 00:10:42,283 All because of god shit. 190 00:10:42,313 --> 00:10:45,775 And maybe I don't want anything to do with this war. 191 00:10:45,776 --> 00:10:47,412 Or maybe I'm here because you shouldn't 192 00:10:47,413 --> 00:10:49,392 put half a bottle of Bourbon in the barbecue marinade. 193 00:10:49,394 --> 00:10:53,334 - That was just the way they send the message. - So what if they did? 194 00:10:53,335 --> 00:10:56,214 When you properly Odin, you can kick their asses. 195 00:10:57,174 --> 00:10:58,889 Put ​​your hands on my eyes. 196 00:11:00,398 --> 00:11:02,435 - Why? - Just do it. 197 00:11:12,398 --> 00:11:15,720 - Okay, now what? - See, if you were the proper Odin... 198 00:11:15,721 --> 00:11:18,260 than there would be this magic moment, where you heal your sidekick, 199 00:11:18,261 --> 00:11:21,557 - and I be able to see again. - I am not fucking Gandalf, Zeb! 200 00:11:21,704 --> 00:11:24,474 No, you gonna be the most awesome Odin ever. 201 00:11:24,475 --> 00:11:26,312 And that is a fact. 202 00:11:28,501 --> 00:11:29,880 Hey, can you... 203 00:11:30,263 --> 00:11:31,794 help me with this? 204 00:11:37,553 --> 00:11:38,726 Where is Rob? 205 00:11:38,727 --> 00:11:40,576 Out, at the movies. 206 00:11:40,782 --> 00:11:42,325 It's been a night for Rob. 207 00:11:44,275 --> 00:11:45,666 - Yeah? - Yeah. 208 00:11:46,632 --> 00:11:48,463 - Done. - Thank you. 209 00:11:51,199 --> 00:11:52,379 What's up? 210 00:11:55,431 --> 00:11:57,393 I went to the doctors today. 211 00:11:57,705 --> 00:11:59,295 Yeah, yeah, with Rob. 212 00:11:59,315 --> 00:12:01,221 Yeah another doctor. 213 00:12:01,275 --> 00:12:03,629 One for me, Rob came with me. 214 00:12:08,010 --> 00:12:09,556 I'm pregnant, Mike. 215 00:12:12,651 --> 00:12:14,566 Six weeks pregnant. 216 00:12:24,942 --> 00:12:26,254 It's not mine, is it? 217 00:12:29,416 --> 00:12:33,026 Because we haven't made love, since Rob came to stay. 218 00:12:33,027 --> 00:12:35,344 Mike, we haven't had an affair, not here... 219 00:12:35,345 --> 00:12:37,340 Not under this roof. I wouldn't do that to you. 220 00:12:37,341 --> 00:12:39,588 Then how the hell you're pregnant? 221 00:12:39,719 --> 00:12:41,264 Immaculate Conception? 222 00:12:42,778 --> 00:12:45,143 Rob and I made love, once, in Dannevirke. 223 00:12:48,441 --> 00:12:50,003 I love him, Mike. 224 00:12:50,373 --> 00:12:51,811 I still do. 225 00:12:55,228 --> 00:12:56,478 I'm sorry. 226 00:12:58,126 --> 00:12:59,576 I have to go. 227 00:13:09,197 --> 00:13:10,217 Hey. 228 00:13:12,667 --> 00:13:13,964 You going out? 229 00:13:13,993 --> 00:13:15,326 I gonna have to. 230 00:13:17,457 --> 00:13:19,198 To your stag do? 231 00:13:19,199 --> 00:13:21,378 It is not a stag do, it's... 232 00:13:21,680 --> 00:13:23,711 sort of a family thing. 233 00:13:24,446 --> 00:13:26,917 But it has to do with your wedding, right? 234 00:13:27,622 --> 00:13:29,119 That is meant to be, yeah. 235 00:13:30,277 --> 00:13:31,597 Meant to be. 236 00:13:32,520 --> 00:13:34,454 There is some stuff, i have to deal with. 237 00:13:35,389 --> 00:13:37,154 Like me? 238 00:13:37,155 --> 00:13:38,285 Yeah. 239 00:13:38,674 --> 00:13:40,147 You are a big part of it. 240 00:13:41,805 --> 00:13:44,504 Look, if you want to write of what happened last night as a mistake... 241 00:13:44,505 --> 00:13:46,668 - No, i don't want to do this! - Because i don't do few things, Axl. 242 00:13:46,669 --> 00:13:48,374 I know, I know. 243 00:13:49,651 --> 00:13:53,151 And .. if there is something real between you and me... 244 00:13:53,152 --> 00:13:55,682 i need to sort things out with Jacob. 245 00:13:55,961 --> 00:13:59,201 And there is a whole lot, that i need to make right. 246 00:13:59,202 --> 00:14:01,826 Which ist, what i need to do today. 247 00:14:08,331 --> 00:14:09,413 Don't worry. 248 00:14:09,696 --> 00:14:11,053 It'll be all good. 249 00:14:29,747 --> 00:14:33,676 All I'm saying that people hate lawyers, they hate insurance, but if you want... 250 00:14:33,708 --> 00:14:36,763 change that perception, call me. 251 00:14:36,945 --> 00:14:40,398 I might just do that. Right after I hammer a nail through cock. 252 00:14:43,338 --> 00:14:44,584 Excuse me. 253 00:14:44,585 --> 00:14:47,156 Hey, how did your talk with Mike go? 254 00:14:47,157 --> 00:14:48,242 Okay. 255 00:14:48,988 --> 00:14:51,317 - Is Eva here? - No, not yet. So... 256 00:14:51,318 --> 00:14:52,949 We're all good for today? 257 00:14:52,950 --> 00:14:54,647 Yes, all good. 258 00:14:55,283 --> 00:14:56,751 I need a drink. 259 00:14:58,592 --> 00:14:59,666 Hey. 260 00:14:59,766 --> 00:15:01,095 I want a favor from you. 261 00:15:01,096 --> 00:15:03,602 - Okay. - When you become a true god... 262 00:15:03,722 --> 00:15:06,036 I need you to make me mortal, so i can stop being me, 263 00:15:06,038 --> 00:15:08,171 because being me hurts too much. 264 00:15:08,208 --> 00:15:09,209 Okay. 265 00:15:09,407 --> 00:15:11,106 My Lord Odin. 266 00:15:12,128 --> 00:15:13,130 Welcome. 267 00:15:15,333 --> 00:15:16,909 Help yourself to food and drink. 268 00:15:16,911 --> 00:15:20,469 I tried to be authentic as i can, but it's to find polar bear liver these days. 269 00:15:20,480 --> 00:15:22,630 The best whale sashimi ever. 270 00:15:22,794 --> 00:15:24,947 No wonder these fuckers are endangered. 271 00:15:25,541 --> 00:15:26,818 What are you drinking? 272 00:15:27,863 --> 00:15:28,964 Aquavit. 273 00:15:29,179 --> 00:15:30,347 At any good? 274 00:15:30,431 --> 00:15:31,724 It does the job. 275 00:15:31,950 --> 00:15:33,371 Works for me. 276 00:15:36,102 --> 00:15:38,464 Goddesses, thank the heavens! 277 00:15:38,519 --> 00:15:41,655 It was starting to get a litte homoerotic for my liking. 278 00:15:52,397 --> 00:15:54,435 You must be Snotra. 279 00:15:54,446 --> 00:15:56,388 You have a lovely house. 280 00:15:59,096 --> 00:16:00,096 ?????. 281 00:16:00,799 --> 00:16:02,747 - Sjofn. - That's me. 282 00:16:04,868 --> 00:16:06,784 Okay, I think we're done. 283 00:16:08,465 --> 00:16:11,965 - Touch me and I'll break your fingers. - No desire to touch a handmaiden... 284 00:16:12,032 --> 00:16:14,167 Especially when I don't where she has been. 285 00:16:16,191 --> 00:16:17,914 I don't need a stupid label. 286 00:16:17,918 --> 00:16:19,908 You've never had a sense of occasion... 287 00:16:20,236 --> 00:16:21,900 never had a sense of fun. 288 00:16:24,330 --> 00:16:27,172 Do you think Frigg is one of those goddesses that's like... 289 00:16:27,748 --> 00:16:30,347 capable of great violence when she is pissed off? 290 00:16:30,408 --> 00:16:32,578 - Don't they all? - Great. 291 00:16:34,158 --> 00:16:35,414 Greetings! 292 00:16:36,737 --> 00:16:38,704 Welcome to my humble hall. 293 00:16:38,948 --> 00:16:40,594 Welcome to the Gudagilda. 294 00:16:40,608 --> 00:16:42,622 We are away from the world of mortals. 295 00:16:42,628 --> 00:16:44,851 We can celebrate our true nature... 296 00:16:44,858 --> 00:16:46,627 without fear of consequences... 297 00:16:46,668 --> 00:16:49,594 and drink til our eyes bleed. 298 00:16:59,479 --> 00:17:01,572 How come we do not know who she is? 299 00:17:02,052 --> 00:17:03,052 Who? 300 00:17:03,339 --> 00:17:06,485 - The Helen Clarke lookalike. - Because we don't know shit about shit. 301 00:17:06,561 --> 00:17:09,025 Have you been taken optimism lessons from Ty again? 302 00:17:10,848 --> 00:17:14,655 - Drink out boys, or you get left behind. - Top me up. 303 00:17:16,574 --> 00:17:18,868 The answer to your earlier question... 304 00:17:19,650 --> 00:17:20,982 Is no. 305 00:17:21,603 --> 00:17:22,625 Saucy. 306 00:17:27,188 --> 00:17:28,680 Hey, how is it going? 307 00:17:28,800 --> 00:17:30,930 I am working on to make it look better. 308 00:17:30,945 --> 00:17:33,622 Cool. Can we have a chat somewhere in private? 309 00:17:33,963 --> 00:17:35,616 Here are, the happy couple. 310 00:17:35,648 --> 00:17:38,548 - Let's get the business shit on its way. - What business shit? 311 00:17:39,258 --> 00:17:42,192 My Lords and Ladies of the Aesir, may I crave your attention? 312 00:17:42,208 --> 00:17:45,759 As the father in this mortal realm of the bride... 313 00:17:46,168 --> 00:17:49,203 it is my duty, which I freely admit I perform reluctantly... 314 00:17:49,268 --> 00:17:51,871 to impart onto the family of Axl Johnson... 315 00:17:51,898 --> 00:17:54,064 the price I must pay on to them... 316 00:17:54,138 --> 00:17:55,549 to take her of my hands. 317 00:17:55,568 --> 00:17:57,907 - What am I, a piece of meat? - Worse, you're a daughter. 318 00:17:57,908 --> 00:17:59,837 It's right. Really. We don't want anything from you. 319 00:17:59,838 --> 00:18:01,858 The BMW parked out front... 320 00:18:01,978 --> 00:18:04,757 So the gods breed that spill from your seed and her womb 321 00:18:04,758 --> 00:18:06,928 at least drives relative safety. 322 00:18:07,978 --> 00:18:10,532 And as land is tradition on these things... 323 00:18:10,590 --> 00:18:14,515 I hereby give to you the sexual adjoining to my place in Omaha Beach. 324 00:18:14,635 --> 00:18:16,097 Where you can construct... 325 00:18:16,119 --> 00:18:18,975 using your skilled craftsman hands... 326 00:18:19,008 --> 00:18:21,143 And within the convenance of the subdivision... 327 00:18:21,978 --> 00:18:23,479 a beachfrontet boat. 328 00:18:23,808 --> 00:18:24,896 And with that... 329 00:18:24,903 --> 00:18:28,505 all and any duties I have regarding my daughter... 330 00:18:29,708 --> 00:18:31,114 are well and truly cut. 331 00:18:35,120 --> 00:18:36,120 Wanker. 332 00:18:36,642 --> 00:18:38,043 Fucking wanker. 333 00:18:38,368 --> 00:18:40,601 Okay. We'll talk later, okay? 334 00:18:43,867 --> 00:18:46,237 Don't know where he thinks we get the money to build a bloody house... 335 00:18:46,238 --> 00:18:48,105 Beachfrontet property, Mike. Gold. 336 00:18:48,138 --> 00:18:50,824 The surfing at Omaha is entirely acceptable on a good day. 337 00:18:50,826 --> 00:18:53,484 See? All good. Even Ty is excited too, I can tell. 338 00:18:53,718 --> 00:18:56,316 You can go for long walks on the beach, and stuff. You'll love it. 339 00:18:56,338 --> 00:19:00,066 That's an excellent goddess score, Axl. Aren't you glad you came to your senses? 340 00:19:00,075 --> 00:19:02,312 Old nursey flatmate girl i bet her daddy 341 00:19:02,316 --> 00:19:04,725 doesn't got suiside real estate to give away. 342 00:19:07,147 --> 00:19:08,523 I need another drink. 343 00:19:08,527 --> 00:19:10,546 We all need many more drinks. 344 00:19:20,816 --> 00:19:24,457 Now there's one future wife who knows how to wield a carving knife. 345 00:19:25,368 --> 00:19:29,272 When you said I couldn't sleep around anymore, you talking about mortals, right? 346 00:19:29,273 --> 00:19:32,856 - Do what you want. - As you wish, Darth Odin. 347 00:19:36,988 --> 00:19:39,074 When you answered no to my question... 348 00:19:39,097 --> 00:19:41,136 i will need proof of this. 349 00:19:47,487 --> 00:19:51,478 Your goddess boss lady, the one who knows how to party, she is... 350 00:19:51,708 --> 00:19:52,713 Freya. 351 00:19:53,930 --> 00:19:54,941 Prosperity . 352 00:19:55,179 --> 00:19:56,179 Nice. 353 00:19:56,318 --> 00:19:57,571 And a hag... 354 00:19:58,033 --> 00:19:59,813 And straight... 355 00:20:05,989 --> 00:20:07,519 What's your problem? 356 00:20:09,708 --> 00:20:10,756 Do you love him? 357 00:20:10,853 --> 00:20:11,853 Who? 358 00:20:12,239 --> 00:20:13,603 Axl, of course. 359 00:20:14,048 --> 00:20:16,294 - Odin. - I don't need to love him. 360 00:20:16,296 --> 00:20:19,781 - But you should. - Love has nothing to do with the deal going down here. 361 00:20:19,988 --> 00:20:21,416 This deal? 362 00:20:22,000 --> 00:20:25,231 That is deeply fucking wrong, coming from the mouth of the goddess of marriage. 363 00:20:25,233 --> 00:20:27,740 I am also the goddess of "fuck off and leave me alone." 364 00:20:27,782 --> 00:20:29,783 Marriage and love are not the same thing. 365 00:20:29,789 --> 00:20:31,843 - Not even close. - But they should be. 366 00:20:32,161 --> 00:20:34,369 And you of all people should know that. 367 00:20:35,499 --> 00:20:37,540 What's Hod... god of? 368 00:20:38,290 --> 00:20:40,226 Sticking his nose where it is not wanted? 369 00:20:40,228 --> 00:20:41,540 You don't love him... 370 00:20:41,568 --> 00:20:43,731 - Don't marry him. - Get the message, loser. 371 00:20:43,737 --> 00:20:45,725 Love is not part of this equation. 372 00:20:45,726 --> 00:20:47,079 And your are fine with this, aren't you? 373 00:20:47,117 --> 00:20:49,228 As long as you get the scoe points of your old man. 374 00:20:49,229 --> 00:20:50,227 Fuck you. 375 00:20:50,228 --> 00:20:52,414 Do you think the world shit on you, so you're getting of on all of this, 376 00:20:52,419 --> 00:20:54,595 because it makes you feel better about your pathetic life! 377 00:20:54,596 --> 00:20:57,190 - You fucking moronically/???? shithead! - Do it! 378 00:20:57,200 --> 00:20:58,837 You be doing me a favor. 379 00:21:00,567 --> 00:21:02,713 Fucking will. I'm not scared. 380 00:21:03,383 --> 00:21:05,727 - Let me do with him. - I'd rather you killed me... 381 00:21:05,738 --> 00:21:08,204 Here and now, than kill Axl slowly because you don't love him. 382 00:21:08,208 --> 00:21:10,671 - Ty, leave it alone. - He's a good boy! 383 00:21:10,788 --> 00:21:13,274 - He deserves love, not what you give him! - Ty, shut the fuck up. 384 00:21:13,278 --> 00:21:15,539 He is yours. You got the words a waste. 385 00:21:15,542 --> 00:21:17,462 - Come with me. - Hey. 386 00:21:17,675 --> 00:21:19,602 Who's that prick anyway? 387 00:21:23,576 --> 00:21:24,576 You. 388 00:21:37,106 --> 00:21:39,715 It don't care if he's your brother, he has no right to talk to me like that! 389 00:21:39,716 --> 00:21:41,241 It's Ty! That's the way he is. 390 00:21:41,242 --> 00:21:43,851 - He's an asshole, that's what he is! - Not really! 391 00:21:44,790 --> 00:21:46,174 And he is also right. 392 00:21:46,541 --> 00:21:47,562 What? 393 00:21:48,394 --> 00:21:50,716 There should be love. And there isn't. 394 00:21:50,717 --> 00:21:52,167 Not between you and me. 395 00:21:52,308 --> 00:21:55,313 I mean, I like you, but... 396 00:21:55,524 --> 00:21:57,873 I don't love you. I love someone else. 397 00:22:00,037 --> 00:22:02,038 I love... someone else. 398 00:22:06,234 --> 00:22:07,334 Turns out... 399 00:22:07,335 --> 00:22:12,231 there is something about a god versus a goddess knifeline, that makes me feel native fuck someone. 400 00:22:12,328 --> 00:22:13,556 Weird, huh? 401 00:22:13,557 --> 00:22:16,593 I thought you were all about waiting till after the wedding. 402 00:22:16,647 --> 00:22:19,167 And suddenly now I am not. 403 00:22:19,876 --> 00:22:21,758 What are we doing about that? 404 00:22:23,500 --> 00:22:26,064 Mike, I swear, I don't know where that came from. 405 00:22:26,065 --> 00:22:28,597 From the moment she walked in the room, the moment I saw her... 406 00:22:28,598 --> 00:22:30,097 I had to have a crack at her. 407 00:22:30,098 --> 00:22:32,943 She needed to know the truth, and I'd be the one to fucking tell her! 408 00:22:39,630 --> 00:22:42,743 Go on. You're the one running the show, apparently. 409 00:22:43,849 --> 00:22:47,376 Excuse me everyone. If i can have your attention for a moment? 410 00:22:48,289 --> 00:22:52,694 Due to unforeseen events, there has been a change in plans. 411 00:22:52,695 --> 00:22:55,286 No. .. that dick. 412 00:22:55,682 --> 00:22:57,144 The wedding is off, I am afraid. 413 00:23:03,014 --> 00:23:04,240 Are you sure about this? 414 00:23:04,776 --> 00:23:05,837 Yes. 415 00:23:06,096 --> 00:23:07,662 Even with the penalty goals? 416 00:23:07,663 --> 00:23:09,402 - The what? - The penalty goals. 417 00:23:09,403 --> 00:23:11,640 Hey, you can keep the beach land and ... the car. 418 00:23:11,641 --> 00:23:14,437 - I don't care. - The penalty goals in the contract that you signed... 419 00:23:14,838 --> 00:23:16,596 And your brother guaranteed. 420 00:23:16,990 --> 00:23:19,842 The one that says that, if the marriage contract is broken... 421 00:23:20,595 --> 00:23:22,227 Then their life ist forfeit. 422 00:23:25,135 --> 00:23:26,154 What? 423 00:23:27,169 --> 00:23:30,205 Are you telling me, that if we don't get married... 424 00:23:30,883 --> 00:23:31,969 I die? 425 00:23:32,019 --> 00:23:33,021 No! 426 00:23:33,813 --> 00:23:36,558 Your brother dies, as guarantor. 427 00:23:40,015 --> 00:23:43,803 Two god families, joined together forever... 428 00:23:43,804 --> 00:23:44,909 On the pain of... 429 00:23:44,910 --> 00:23:47,196 - Did you not read that? - It was written in fucking tree language! 430 00:23:47,197 --> 00:23:49,086 You didn't mention anyone will die! 431 00:23:52,263 --> 00:23:53,275 Look... 432 00:23:54,056 --> 00:23:55,614 We have been deeply misled. 433 00:23:55,615 --> 00:23:58,781 You still signed the contract... in blood. 434 00:23:58,782 --> 00:24:00,687 - Blood in, blood out. - But we didn't know! 435 00:24:00,688 --> 00:24:02,948 You should have asked for the english version! 436 00:24:03,456 --> 00:24:05,957 I presumed you understood runes. All you had to do was ask. 437 00:24:05,958 --> 00:24:08,606 You can't kill Mike, because a wedding doesn't happen. 438 00:24:08,607 --> 00:24:10,803 I won't. He will .. 439 00:24:11,416 --> 00:24:12,784 just die. 440 00:24:14,708 --> 00:24:18,081 14 working days after this breach of contract... 441 00:24:18,082 --> 00:24:21,909 He will be hit by a car or electrocute himself or choke on a bagel. 442 00:24:21,910 --> 00:24:24,987 I don't know. He will just die. 443 00:24:25,027 --> 00:24:26,544 Because that is the will of the gods. 444 00:24:26,545 --> 00:24:27,983 It's not my will, and I'm Odin! 445 00:24:27,984 --> 00:24:30,288 Well, the cosmic order doesn't give a shit who you are. 446 00:24:30,753 --> 00:24:31,901 It's done. 447 00:24:33,468 --> 00:24:35,491 Come on, I put myself the same risks. 448 00:24:36,105 --> 00:24:38,674 Actually, it was my decision. 449 00:24:38,942 --> 00:24:42,010 I was the one who called it off, so he should be the one who dies. 450 00:24:42,011 --> 00:24:45,162 Yes, well. Nice try, darling, but I think we all know it's bullshit. 451 00:24:47,917 --> 00:24:49,391 I'm sorry, mate. 452 00:24:49,787 --> 00:24:51,108 I kinda liked you... 453 00:24:55,550 --> 00:24:59,707 This is what happens when you get us to trust the most fucking important decision of our lives, 454 00:24:59,708 --> 00:25:01,470 to some spinner goddess bitch. 455 00:25:01,471 --> 00:25:02,841 You were there too, Anders. 456 00:25:02,842 --> 00:25:05,151 - Can I just say one thing? - No, you got us into this. 457 00:25:05,152 --> 00:25:07,069 You have to marry her. For Mike. 458 00:25:07,070 --> 00:25:08,908 I don't know if she wants to marry me. 459 00:25:08,909 --> 00:25:10,486 Not after I told her that I am in love with Gaia. 460 00:25:10,487 --> 00:25:13,540 Forget Gaia. Gaia is your fucking flatmate. He is your brother. 461 00:25:14,058 --> 00:25:15,559 Axl should do what he wants to do. 462 00:25:15,560 --> 00:25:17,198 Hey, don't go Ghandi on it. 463 00:25:17,199 --> 00:25:21,028 Do you think it matters, contractwise, that she is not the Frigg? 464 00:25:22,171 --> 00:25:23,306 I'm sorry? 465 00:25:23,376 --> 00:25:25,149 Well, I think they should all fucking die. 466 00:25:25,150 --> 00:25:29,456 It's not too late, you know. You can stop this meaningless death, if you get Odin see sense. 467 00:25:29,457 --> 00:25:34,439 If you're only saying that, because you think she's Frigg... 468 00:25:35,039 --> 00:25:36,162 She's not. 469 00:25:37,549 --> 00:25:39,139 Sorry, but you're not. 470 00:25:39,140 --> 00:25:41,644 Yes, I am. Everyone says I am. 471 00:25:41,645 --> 00:25:43,529 Well, you're not. 472 00:25:43,930 --> 00:25:45,929 The first clue was the flowers. 473 00:25:45,930 --> 00:25:48,285 When Ty and Eva argued, the flowers died. 474 00:25:48,286 --> 00:25:50,950 I have that effect on things when... I get powered up. 475 00:25:50,951 --> 00:25:53,631 No, you freeze things, when you get passion. 476 00:25:53,632 --> 00:25:56,124 - Dawn for example. - Jesus, Olaf! 477 00:25:56,316 --> 00:25:58,780 The flowers were dead, not frozen. 478 00:25:58,781 --> 00:26:00,090 Then there was the food... 479 00:26:00,091 --> 00:26:03,741 All around you, when you and he argued, the food had decayed. 480 00:26:03,742 --> 00:26:06,970 Then Frigg would not have that kind of effect, when she gets rocked up. 481 00:26:07,708 --> 00:26:08,916 So who does? 482 00:26:10,246 --> 00:26:11,313 Hel. 483 00:26:11,314 --> 00:26:13,897 Hel? That doesn't sound good. 484 00:26:13,898 --> 00:26:15,956 Goddess of the Underworld. 485 00:26:15,957 --> 00:26:17,419 Ruler of the dead. 486 00:26:24,906 --> 00:26:27,970 Fun-fucking-tastic! 487 00:26:28,492 --> 00:26:29,762 Do you have to? 488 00:26:29,763 --> 00:26:31,164 Actually I do. 489 00:26:31,448 --> 00:26:34,628 It's a biological imperative that i have masses of sex. 490 00:26:34,629 --> 00:26:36,876 Couldn't you imperative someplace else? 491 00:26:36,877 --> 00:26:38,275 Whose house is this? 492 00:26:39,817 --> 00:26:40,906 Here we go. 493 00:26:42,239 --> 00:26:43,335 Hello there? 494 00:26:43,512 --> 00:26:44,946 Mike Johnson here. 495 00:26:45,349 --> 00:26:46,996 It seems that would be. 496 00:26:48,959 --> 00:26:50,186 Your daughter... 497 00:26:50,942 --> 00:26:52,178 she is not the Frigg. 498 00:26:52,179 --> 00:26:54,913 Is this so? Eva is not Frigg, it seems. 499 00:26:55,745 --> 00:26:58,048 We believe she is the goddess Hel . 500 00:26:58,432 --> 00:26:59,642 The Queen of the Underworld. 501 00:26:59,643 --> 00:27:01,186 Yeah, that would make sense. 502 00:27:01,568 --> 00:27:04,602 Hell, yes, yes. I didn't see that. 503 00:27:04,855 --> 00:27:06,193 You didn't know this? 504 00:27:06,261 --> 00:27:08,442 Anything you were paying attention, Michael. 505 00:27:08,443 --> 00:27:11,453 I had very little to do with my daughter for number of years now. 506 00:27:11,489 --> 00:27:14,918 Hell, yeah. You will get a necklace and a twist. 507 00:27:15,234 --> 00:27:17,133 You let us to believe, she was Frigg. 508 00:27:17,134 --> 00:27:19,456 You lived up to the assumption, that she was Frigg. 509 00:27:19,457 --> 00:27:21,730 - I went along with it. - But she is not. 510 00:27:21,859 --> 00:27:23,714 - Apparently. - There for... 511 00:27:23,715 --> 00:27:25,993 The contract is null and void. 512 00:27:25,994 --> 00:27:30,391 I think you find the contract states that there would be a marriage between a god from your family... 513 00:27:30,392 --> 00:27:33,471 and a goddess from my family, upon pain of death. 514 00:27:33,472 --> 00:27:35,132 Your death, in this case. 515 00:27:35,151 --> 00:27:38,349 Nowhere does it state, that the goddess must be Frigg. 516 00:27:42,670 --> 00:27:45,480 - Why are you doing this? - I'm Loki, Michael. 517 00:27:45,481 --> 00:27:47,238 What did you expecting? 518 00:27:49,632 --> 00:27:52,353 Fucker, as I think the word you are searching for, Mike. 519 00:27:52,355 --> 00:27:56,272 Fuck! Axl, should go hit and marry her! Mike gets saved, but we carry on with the quest. 520 00:27:56,273 --> 00:27:57,934 Axl gets to cheat on the goddess of death. 521 00:27:57,935 --> 00:28:00,593 - He is Odin. He rules her. - The goddess of death, Anders. 522 00:28:00,594 --> 00:28:02,096 I can't see that ending well. 523 00:28:02,234 --> 00:28:05,385 And he's not Odin. He hasn't found Frigg yet. He's still just Axl. 524 00:28:05,386 --> 00:28:08,043 Okay, and what if Axl marries her, and gets a quicky divorce? 525 00:28:08,044 --> 00:28:11,783 In old Norse, the word for "divorce" is the same as that for... 526 00:28:11,784 --> 00:28:15,923 to have your anus reamed with a blunt sword, while ravens pick out your eyes. 527 00:28:17,995 --> 00:28:19,525 You're doing the right thing. 528 00:28:19,685 --> 00:28:20,934 Go with your heart. 529 00:28:20,935 --> 00:28:23,044 That way doesn't swimmingly well for you, Mike. 530 00:28:23,045 --> 00:28:26,846 - Yeah, we're done bring me into the equation. - It be hard fucking not to! 531 00:28:27,436 --> 00:28:28,715 Do you want to die? 532 00:28:29,225 --> 00:28:32,505 - Every good quest has a sacrifice. - No way! 533 00:28:32,704 --> 00:28:34,815 You can't just walk away from life! 534 00:28:36,015 --> 00:28:38,013 What about Valerie? What about her? 535 00:28:38,375 --> 00:28:41,265 Don't worry about Valerie. She sort it. 536 00:28:41,696 --> 00:28:43,226 What do you mean, sort it? 537 00:28:44,632 --> 00:28:45,925 She's left me... 538 00:28:46,104 --> 00:28:47,104 For Rob. 539 00:28:49,185 --> 00:28:50,362 No way! 540 00:28:53,145 --> 00:28:54,676 Bad shit happens. 541 00:28:56,088 --> 00:28:58,064 Can we not talk about this right now? 542 00:28:59,605 --> 00:29:01,555 Now all I want to do now is... 543 00:29:02,252 --> 00:29:03,476 go to sleep. 544 00:29:04,894 --> 00:29:06,106 We got played! 545 00:29:06,837 --> 00:29:08,535 Ghee! You think? 546 00:29:09,565 --> 00:29:11,627 Your boss Freya, her and Loki. 547 00:29:12,434 --> 00:29:16,316 If you lock up Odin in a god marriage to the wrong goddess, then... 548 00:29:16,725 --> 00:29:19,223 Suddenly, Frigg is off the menu. 549 00:29:20,444 --> 00:29:23,095 Unless your boy Ullr takes one for the team. 550 00:29:23,845 --> 00:29:25,833 You make shure he plays his part... 551 00:29:25,996 --> 00:29:28,227 Then we're back where we started. 552 00:29:29,145 --> 00:29:30,585 What do you mean "we"? 553 00:29:35,985 --> 00:29:38,050 You fucking prick! 554 00:29:39,115 --> 00:29:40,115 Shit! 555 00:29:40,705 --> 00:29:42,634 I always thought you and Valerie were like... 556 00:29:42,635 --> 00:29:45,033 - forever. - Clearly not. 557 00:29:45,987 --> 00:29:47,817 She is mom and you're dad. 558 00:29:48,326 --> 00:29:49,984 Solely dad now. 559 00:29:51,666 --> 00:29:54,736 - I can't believe she do that to you! - I knew she would... 560 00:29:55,414 --> 00:29:57,294 From the moment he woke up. 561 00:29:57,295 --> 00:29:58,933 So why you didn't stop it? 562 00:29:58,934 --> 00:30:00,684 Cause, like I said... 563 00:30:00,685 --> 00:30:03,078 the bad shit will always happen. 564 00:30:05,133 --> 00:30:06,474 I marry Eva. 565 00:30:07,196 --> 00:30:09,725 I make things right with Eva, and marry her, to save you. 566 00:30:09,726 --> 00:30:11,515 For fucks sake, Axl! 567 00:30:11,516 --> 00:30:13,834 You don't want to marry the goddess of death! 568 00:30:13,835 --> 00:30:16,263 - Maybe it won't be as bad as it sounds. - No! 569 00:30:16,574 --> 00:30:17,806 Not gonna happen! 570 00:30:18,166 --> 00:30:21,695 And when I said I didn't want to talk about this tonight, I really meant that. 571 00:30:22,713 --> 00:30:24,283 Thanks for your couch. 572 00:30:24,405 --> 00:30:25,405 Okay. 573 00:30:26,106 --> 00:30:28,064 - Night. - Good night, Axl. 574 00:30:54,084 --> 00:30:56,469 I have a rape whistle, and I'm not afraid to use it, eh! 575 00:30:56,470 --> 00:30:58,887 - No, you're not. - How would you know? You don't know me anymore! 576 00:30:58,888 --> 00:31:00,245 I know you're hurting. 577 00:31:00,246 --> 00:31:02,986 And you're hurting because you don't understand why. 578 00:31:04,374 --> 00:31:06,954 You are a truly, truly wonderful person, Dawn. 579 00:31:06,955 --> 00:31:08,834 So wonderful you have the need to dump me! 580 00:31:08,835 --> 00:31:10,927 And I wish I could spend the rest of my life with you. 581 00:31:10,928 --> 00:31:14,416 - I'm going back to the mixed up thing, Ty! - There's someone else. 582 00:31:16,316 --> 00:31:17,316 Who? 583 00:31:18,125 --> 00:31:19,465 That's not importend. 584 00:31:19,694 --> 00:31:22,414 - Kind of is! - What's importend, that there is someone else 585 00:31:22,415 --> 00:31:24,506 which means that we can never be together. 586 00:31:25,546 --> 00:31:26,622 I'm sorry! 587 00:31:28,025 --> 00:31:29,429 Why are you telling me this? 588 00:31:29,430 --> 00:31:31,205 So maybe it hurt a little bit less. 589 00:31:32,307 --> 00:31:33,775 Not doing it for me so far. 590 00:31:33,776 --> 00:31:37,335 So you have got something concrete to be angry with me about then. 591 00:31:38,216 --> 00:31:39,733 What if I don't believe you? 592 00:31:40,135 --> 00:31:42,844 Just do. It will be easier for you. 593 00:31:58,356 --> 00:31:59,356 Hi! 594 00:31:59,724 --> 00:32:00,724 Hi! 595 00:32:01,315 --> 00:32:04,265 I thought I might have seen you, at some stage last night. 596 00:32:04,385 --> 00:32:05,385 I... 597 00:32:05,624 --> 00:32:07,504 I kind had a brother to deal with. 598 00:32:07,505 --> 00:32:08,505 Which one? 599 00:32:08,916 --> 00:32:09,916 Mike. 600 00:32:09,976 --> 00:32:11,347 What's up with Mike? 601 00:32:11,385 --> 00:32:12,445 Marriage stuff. 602 00:32:13,606 --> 00:32:14,615 Sorry to hear that. 603 00:32:17,156 --> 00:32:19,096 He is not here now, is he? 604 00:32:22,425 --> 00:32:23,914 You want some breakfast? 605 00:32:25,526 --> 00:32:26,984 Toast or something? 606 00:32:27,154 --> 00:32:28,154 Sure. 607 00:32:30,516 --> 00:32:32,934 So, apart from your brother... 608 00:32:32,935 --> 00:32:34,384 how was last night? 609 00:32:35,425 --> 00:32:37,065 It was kind of out there/????. 610 00:32:37,436 --> 00:32:38,587 In what way? 611 00:32:39,154 --> 00:32:40,345 It just was. 612 00:32:41,996 --> 00:32:43,874 Is that, why everything has changed? 613 00:32:47,085 --> 00:32:49,218 Last night, you were totally into the idea of ​​you and me. 614 00:32:49,219 --> 00:32:51,724 - Today, not so much. - I'm still totally into you! 615 00:32:51,725 --> 00:32:53,695 It's not how it's feeling for me. 616 00:32:55,755 --> 00:32:57,206 It's got complicated. 617 00:32:58,346 --> 00:32:59,346 How? 618 00:33:02,715 --> 00:33:04,795 It's kinda hard to explain. 619 00:33:05,674 --> 00:33:06,674 Try me. 620 00:33:10,935 --> 00:33:12,254 Are you still getting married? 621 00:33:14,606 --> 00:33:16,102 I don't have a choice. 622 00:33:16,116 --> 00:33:19,284 - How can you not have a choice? - I just don't! 623 00:33:20,506 --> 00:33:21,655 So what was I? 624 00:33:22,676 --> 00:33:23,776 An excuse? 625 00:33:24,655 --> 00:33:29,032 - A pathetic attempt to get out of it? - No, no, right. I love you. I really do. 626 00:33:29,033 --> 00:33:32,113 - Then explain to me what the fuck is going on right now! - I can't! 627 00:33:32,385 --> 00:33:33,385 Gaia. 628 00:33:34,506 --> 00:33:35,835 I wish I could... 629 00:33:37,775 --> 00:33:38,821 But I can't. 630 00:33:41,845 --> 00:33:42,936 I'm an idiot. 631 00:33:45,794 --> 00:33:47,822 - What an idiot! - No! 632 00:33:48,486 --> 00:33:51,408 Gaia, you're not. Gaia, Gaia, don't! 633 00:34:05,076 --> 00:34:07,385 I'll just grab a few things and I get out of your way. 634 00:34:08,956 --> 00:34:10,143 Where will you go? 635 00:34:10,724 --> 00:34:11,776 Does that matter? 636 00:34:13,004 --> 00:34:16,257 - I know I should be the one moving out, but... - When you say "I"... 637 00:34:18,463 --> 00:34:20,323 You mean "we", are you? 638 00:34:20,646 --> 00:34:22,615 Because there is two of you. Well... 639 00:34:22,726 --> 00:34:23,805 Three now. 640 00:34:24,452 --> 00:34:27,474 And one of me, so it makes sense, that I am the one who fucks off. 641 00:34:27,475 --> 00:34:29,753 - Please don't make it like that. - No! 642 00:34:29,754 --> 00:34:32,346 I should be my usual noble self. 643 00:34:32,424 --> 00:34:33,424 Funny... 644 00:34:33,726 --> 00:34:36,174 I thought that was one of the things that you hated about me. 645 00:34:36,175 --> 00:34:37,904 I don't hate anything about you. 646 00:34:37,905 --> 00:34:39,325 But you love... 647 00:34:40,626 --> 00:34:41,626 him. 648 00:34:42,427 --> 00:34:43,786 And I love her. 649 00:34:47,513 --> 00:34:48,627 He speaks! 650 00:34:49,236 --> 00:34:51,293 I tried didn't want this to happen. 651 00:34:51,737 --> 00:34:54,205 I tried to fight it, out of respect to you. 652 00:34:54,206 --> 00:34:55,206 Yeah. 653 00:34:55,628 --> 00:34:57,476 You fought it all the way to Dannevirke. 654 00:34:57,477 --> 00:34:59,936 One day, Mike, I went asleep. 655 00:35:00,327 --> 00:35:03,276 I was in love with the woman, I wanted to spend the rest of life with. 656 00:35:03,277 --> 00:35:05,036 15 years later... 657 00:35:05,427 --> 00:35:06,616 I woke up. 658 00:35:07,466 --> 00:35:09,446 And I hadn't changed. 659 00:35:09,766 --> 00:35:12,646 So as far as I'm concerned, I'm packing up from where I left off... 660 00:35:12,647 --> 00:35:13,725 With Val... 661 00:35:13,995 --> 00:35:15,346 With our child. 662 00:35:19,648 --> 00:35:21,734 - Fuck! - Fuck sake, Mike! 663 00:35:21,735 --> 00:35:23,564 There was no need for this! 664 00:35:23,954 --> 00:35:24,995 I beg to differ. 665 00:35:24,996 --> 00:35:28,195 - He's just been in a coma, for God's sake! - I'm okay, I'm okay. 666 00:35:28,196 --> 00:35:29,263 Jesus 667 00:35:31,686 --> 00:35:33,174 Yeah, Ty. What's up mate? 668 00:35:34,035 --> 00:35:36,304 - Who's there? - Me. 669 00:35:36,736 --> 00:35:37,806 Axl? 670 00:35:38,946 --> 00:35:41,435 - You look amazing. - Do I? 671 00:35:41,436 --> 00:35:44,074 Like the day when we went to Mangafine/xxxx, and you fell asleep on the beach. 672 00:35:44,075 --> 00:35:45,085 Really? 673 00:35:45,086 --> 00:35:49,017 - Because you look like shit. - Cause that's maybe because I feel like shit. 674 00:35:51,376 --> 00:35:52,876 Fuck, can you see? 675 00:35:53,025 --> 00:35:54,285 Yeah, brother. 676 00:35:54,327 --> 00:35:55,595 You prick! 677 00:35:55,916 --> 00:35:58,296 Don't worry. I haven't told anyone that it was you. 678 00:35:58,338 --> 00:35:59,405 But it wasn't me. 679 00:35:59,406 --> 00:36:02,025 You layed your hands on me, and look I was cured. 680 00:36:02,026 --> 00:36:03,934 You were like Jesus, only cooler. 681 00:36:03,935 --> 00:36:06,475 Except Jesus that Jesus never fucks up everything around him. 682 00:36:06,476 --> 00:36:07,525 How? 683 00:36:08,288 --> 00:36:09,655 I better get this. 684 00:36:10,296 --> 00:36:12,876 Please tell me that we are here to do the prick over. 685 00:36:19,096 --> 00:36:20,315 Here as ordered. 686 00:36:22,146 --> 00:36:24,084 - What happened to your eye? - Later. 687 00:36:25,806 --> 00:36:28,126 - Thank you for seeing us. - It 's the least I could do... 688 00:36:28,127 --> 00:36:29,604 Since we are almost a family. 689 00:36:29,605 --> 00:36:30,654 Yes. 690 00:36:31,147 --> 00:36:32,946 Anyway, I have been studieng this... 691 00:36:32,947 --> 00:36:33,977 contract. 692 00:36:33,978 --> 00:36:37,985 Always good to get the opinion of a frige repairman, when it comes to legal documents. 693 00:36:37,986 --> 00:36:39,175 Yes. 694 00:36:39,655 --> 00:36:40,964 And you're right. 695 00:36:41,317 --> 00:36:44,996 There is nothing in here, that says which god should marrying which goddess. 696 00:36:45,146 --> 00:36:48,134 At no time does it say, it should be Frigg that marries Odin. 697 00:36:48,527 --> 00:36:50,915 I am glad your keen legal advice concurs. 698 00:36:51,617 --> 00:36:52,704 Yes. 699 00:36:53,937 --> 00:36:56,827 There is also nothing in here, that says which of our family... 700 00:36:56,828 --> 00:36:58,876 must marry which member of yours. 701 00:37:01,877 --> 00:37:05,504 - I only have one daughter. - Yes, but we havee four brothers. 702 00:37:05,505 --> 00:37:08,106 One of whom, him... 703 00:37:08,107 --> 00:37:11,484 Signed a contract in blood, as did my daughter. 704 00:37:11,485 --> 00:37:12,944 This implies a bond. 705 00:37:12,945 --> 00:37:13,985 Yes. 706 00:37:14,186 --> 00:37:17,365 But "implies" isn't what is it all about, when it comes to contracts... 707 00:37:17,447 --> 00:37:18,486 is it? 708 00:37:21,685 --> 00:37:24,164 So, I will be the one marrying your daughter... 709 00:37:24,517 --> 00:37:26,024 On behalf of our family. 710 00:37:26,025 --> 00:37:27,098 - You? - Yes 711 00:37:27,099 --> 00:37:28,195 - Does she know this? - Yes. 712 00:37:28,196 --> 00:37:29,415 Has she agreed? 713 00:37:29,746 --> 00:37:32,297 This isn't the Dark Ages, man. You can't just... 714 00:37:32,298 --> 00:37:34,226 claim her in communes with a raping. 715 00:37:34,227 --> 00:37:35,917 Yes, she agrees. 716 00:37:35,918 --> 00:37:38,545 Copy of the application of the marriage license. 717 00:37:38,558 --> 00:37:41,335 It will be a simple ceremony at a register office... 718 00:37:41,336 --> 00:37:44,345 As soon as the license comes through. You're welcome to attend. 719 00:37:48,016 --> 00:37:49,446 I think I will give it a miss. 720 00:37:49,525 --> 00:37:50,706 We figured as much. 721 00:37:50,707 --> 00:37:52,674 And now no one needs to die... 722 00:37:53,067 --> 00:37:54,125 Do they? 723 00:37:56,817 --> 00:37:57,996 You can go. 724 00:38:00,678 --> 00:38:01,994 What have you done? 725 00:38:02,197 --> 00:38:03,836 I saved your life, I believe. 726 00:38:03,905 --> 00:38:06,216 Are you actually marrying her or was that bullshit? 727 00:38:06,217 --> 00:38:07,276 I'm marrying her. 728 00:38:07,277 --> 00:38:10,185 - How the hell did you manage that? - I asked her, of course. 729 00:38:16,107 --> 00:38:18,765 I am Hod, god of all thing cold and dark. 730 00:38:18,766 --> 00:38:21,085 You knew, as I did, the moment you saw me... 731 00:38:21,086 --> 00:38:24,615 We're meant to be together until one or both us die. 732 00:38:30,626 --> 00:38:31,826 I am Hel... 733 00:38:32,268 --> 00:38:34,254 Goddess of the underworld. 734 00:38:34,888 --> 00:38:38,205 - And I fucking hate it. - Welcome to my world. 735 00:38:45,415 --> 00:38:46,466 Ty... 736 00:38:46,557 --> 00:38:48,454 You don't have to do this for me. 737 00:38:48,455 --> 00:38:50,566 It has nothing to do with you, Mike. 738 00:38:50,885 --> 00:38:52,998 As Axl has his fate, now I have mine. 739 00:38:52,999 --> 00:38:55,685 And if you get a out of jail free, take it. 740 00:38:56,217 --> 00:38:57,505 Be happy. 741 00:38:58,225 --> 00:38:59,345 Be free. 742 00:39:00,076 --> 00:39:01,355 Live life. 743 00:39:03,166 --> 00:39:04,826 And stop looking at me like that. 744 00:39:05,676 --> 00:39:07,235 It's not as bad as it sounds. 745 00:39:16,565 --> 00:39:17,825 I'll be fine. 746 00:39:26,556 --> 00:39:29,426 I love you as a brother, Ty, because you're my brother... 747 00:39:29,888 --> 00:39:32,026 It's up on me fucking good. 748 00:39:46,126 --> 00:39:48,426 - Hi. - Hi. 749 00:39:48,427 --> 00:39:50,586 All things are sorted out. It's okay. 750 00:39:53,516 --> 00:39:54,575 Hi. 751 00:39:55,868 --> 00:39:57,826 I'm headed up to Waiheke. 752 00:39:58,406 --> 00:40:00,216 I'm gonna stay with Jacob for a while. 753 00:40:02,245 --> 00:40:03,946 I'm moving out, when I get back. 754 00:40:05,596 --> 00:40:06,596 See ya. 755 00:41:27,295 --> 00:41:28,495 Traditionally... 756 00:41:28,816 --> 00:41:30,965 this is when much alcohol is consumed. 757 00:41:30,966 --> 00:41:32,714 I'll catch you guys later. 758 00:41:35,855 --> 00:41:38,666 - She is gonna kill Ty, right? - Or him her. 759 00:41:38,795 --> 00:41:40,576 Gods and Goddesses... 760 00:41:40,595 --> 00:41:42,184 It's the way it works. 761 00:41:42,185 --> 00:41:43,685 We need to stop it. 762 00:41:43,686 --> 00:41:46,025 All the shit, needs to be put right. 763 00:41:46,247 --> 00:41:47,544 Let's find her. 764 00:41:48,735 --> 00:41:50,134 Let's find the Frigg. 765 00:41:50,296 --> 00:41:51,956 Put the world to rights. 766 00:41:52,055 --> 00:41:53,495 Any idea how? 767 00:41:53,898 --> 00:41:55,275 It's a game, right? 768 00:41:55,785 --> 00:41:56,967 I Ullr... 769 00:41:57,137 --> 00:41:58,456 God of games. 770 00:41:59,156 --> 00:42:01,805 You know that will mean using your powers, right? 771 00:42:03,456 --> 00:42:05,026 Paper, rocks, scissors. 772 00:42:21,186 --> 00:42:22,634 How hard can it be? 773 00:42:22,635 --> 00:42:25,214 - You're catching up, aren't you? - Yes. 774 00:42:34,855 --> 00:42:36,174 I brought you a present. 775 00:42:36,836 --> 00:42:39,816 I do promotion work for the Fenrir vodka people. 776 00:42:40,106 --> 00:42:42,785 You already know that? Because you're Fenrir. 777 00:42:42,786 --> 00:42:44,125 Do you own the company... 778 00:42:44,126 --> 00:42:48,504 Among the many, many other companies you own, I now find out. 779 00:42:51,057 --> 00:42:53,433 It's that why you engaged me? Your're testing me? 780 00:42:53,437 --> 00:42:55,638 I needed someone and you are cheap. 781 00:42:57,397 --> 00:42:58,636 Disappointing. 782 00:43:00,057 --> 00:43:03,114 I was hoping it will be a sign that we move forward together... 783 00:43:03,342 --> 00:43:06,955 Putting aside our differences, find ways we both might... 784 00:43:07,065 --> 00:43:11,004 Benefit each other, in these strange times in which we live. 785 00:43:12,406 --> 00:43:15,136 I think, you and I can do remarkable things together. 786 00:43:15,506 --> 00:43:16,575 I see. 787 00:43:20,605 --> 00:43:22,645 I don't have a problem with age... 788 00:43:23,805 --> 00:43:25,406 If that's what you're worried about. 789 00:43:26,217 --> 00:43:28,884 I was more worried about the fact that I am your mother. 789 00:43:29,305 --> 00:44:29,163 Watch Movies, Series & LiveTV www.flixify.app