1 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:09,600 Leaving big bags of drugs in other people's car seems to be all the rage these days. 2 00:00:09,600 --> 00:00:10,630 Bragi. 3 00:00:10,730 --> 00:00:11,820 Thanks to you and your little prank, 4 00:00:11,820 --> 00:00:13,500 I know where you live, I know where you work, 5 00:00:13,500 --> 00:00:15,310 I know who and what you are, 6 00:00:15,310 --> 00:00:16,750 and if you mess with my little brother again, 7 00:00:16,750 --> 00:00:17,830 I will mess you up in a hundred different ways 8 00:00:17,830 --> 00:00:19,700 I think you're a great guy, 9 00:00:19,700 --> 00:00:22,550 but I just don't see you... that way 10 00:00:22,610 --> 00:00:23,510 Do you know what I mean? 11 00:00:23,580 --> 00:00:26,210 But I hope we can be friends. 12 00:00:26,220 --> 00:00:27,000 Sure. 13 00:00:28,950 --> 00:00:30,000 Food turns cold in my mouth. 14 00:00:30,000 --> 00:00:33,000 I live my whole life with everything chilled down to nothing. 15 00:00:33,060 --> 00:00:34,590 Want a drink while you're hiding? 16 00:00:34,660 --> 00:00:35,590 They're free. 17 00:00:35,590 --> 00:00:36,490 Yeah. No shit? 18 00:00:36,560 --> 00:00:39,230 I have powers. At least in here. 19 00:00:40,000 --> 00:00:41,730 I think I love you. 20 00:00:43,000 --> 00:00:49,074 Watch Movies, Series & LiveTV www.flixify.app 21 00:00:50,000 --> 00:00:52,870 Grandma. What the fuck are you doing? 22 00:00:56,680 --> 00:00:58,370 They're just bloody stars. 23 00:00:58,370 --> 00:01:00,940 Now, get yourself inside, you old bat, 24 00:01:00,940 --> 00:01:02,480 before you catch your death of cold. 25 00:01:12,730 --> 00:01:14,000 Grammy? 26 00:01:36,680 --> 00:01:39,000 I told you it wasn't one of my dreams. 27 00:01:39,000 --> 00:01:40,250 I believe you, Olaf. 28 00:01:40,550 --> 00:01:41,950 It's a sign. 29 00:01:42,020 --> 00:01:43,650 A sign she was shit out of luck. 30 00:01:44,220 --> 00:01:46,190 Not funny, Anders. A woman died. 31 00:01:46,220 --> 00:01:47,760 oh come on, it is a little bit funny. 32 00:01:47,770 --> 00:01:48,280 I mean 33 00:01:48,280 --> 00:01:50,590 what is the odds of death by meteor standing in your own lawn 34 00:01:51,200 --> 00:01:53,100 Which is why it's a sign. 35 00:01:53,100 --> 00:01:54,000 Of what? 36 00:01:55,070 --> 00:01:57,000 Of Frigg, of course. 37 00:01:57,700 --> 00:01:59,400 - You sure about this, Ingrid? - Oh, yes. 38 00:01:59,400 --> 00:02:01,000 How is some old bat in... 39 00:02:01,040 --> 00:02:01,800 Whangaparaoa. 40 00:02:01,900 --> 00:02:04,670 ...being obliterated by space debris a Frigg sign? 41 00:02:04,670 --> 00:02:06,000 Look at her last name. 42 00:02:06,040 --> 00:02:07,000 Hanson. 43 00:02:07,440 --> 00:02:09,840 There were Hansons onboard the Hafting 44 00:02:09,850 --> 00:02:10,780 when it brought the rulers of Asgard to New Zealand. 45 00:02:10,780 --> 00:02:12,350 Is this Hanson woman the Frigg? 46 00:02:12,350 --> 00:02:13,990 No. I don't think so. 47 00:02:13,990 --> 00:02:17,480 I'm pretty sure the sign is telling us to get to... 48 00:02:18,260 --> 00:02:19,020 Whangaparaoa. 49 00:02:19,220 --> 00:02:20,190 Pretty sure? 50 00:02:20,360 --> 00:02:23,260 We go to the funeral and find out. 51 00:02:23,290 --> 00:02:24,030 Find out what? 52 00:02:24,030 --> 00:02:25,330 What the sign meant. 53 00:02:26,400 --> 00:02:28,100 I feel very good about this. 54 00:02:28,100 --> 00:02:30,130 Then go. Go to the funeral. 55 00:02:30,200 --> 00:02:32,030 If I take any more time off work, I'm going to get fired. 56 00:02:32,030 --> 00:02:32,980 Oh, since when 57 00:02:32,980 --> 00:02:34,740 your little job is more important than our quest... 58 00:02:34,740 --> 00:02:36,270 Michelle and Ingrid, you go. 59 00:02:36,570 --> 00:02:37,970 Goody. 60 00:02:38,740 --> 00:02:39,890 Mike, I'm questioning your commitment. 61 00:02:39,890 --> 00:02:41,670 Don't you want Axl to get his powers? 62 00:02:41,670 --> 00:02:42,930 All I'm saying is right now 63 00:02:42,930 --> 00:02:46,280 I can't afford the time to go racing off down country. 64 00:02:46,300 --> 00:02:47,610 Okay, you do what you do, and the rest of us will go. 65 00:02:48,000 --> 00:02:49,250 Actually, I'll skip it too. 66 00:02:49,250 --> 00:02:50,420 Why? 67 00:02:50,490 --> 00:02:51,310 Axl's Odin. 68 00:02:51,310 --> 00:02:52,550 He doesn't need me to sort out his life. 69 00:02:52,550 --> 00:02:54,080 Is it possible that you're even gloomier than usual, 70 00:02:54,080 --> 00:02:55,990 or has Mike got to you? 71 00:02:56,890 --> 00:02:57,770 You don't need me, 72 00:02:57,780 --> 00:02:59,390 and I have my own life to worry about. 73 00:02:59,390 --> 00:03:00,860 Fine, good luck with that. 74 00:03:01,030 --> 00:03:04,500 Now, there's one guy that needs to cheer the fuck up. 75 00:03:05,700 --> 00:03:06,820 No, you can't. 76 00:03:06,820 --> 00:03:07,520 Not today. 77 00:03:07,520 --> 00:03:08,370 I have a million things to do. 78 00:03:08,370 --> 00:03:10,870 None of which are as important to you as I am. 79 00:03:10,870 --> 00:03:11,870 You have meetings. 80 00:03:11,970 --> 00:03:14,370 And you will reschedule those meetings. 81 00:03:14,440 --> 00:03:16,640 Anders, don't you dare do this. 82 00:03:16,840 --> 00:03:18,550 I love it when you nag me. 83 00:03:18,550 --> 00:03:19,480 Makes me kind of horny. 84 00:03:19,540 --> 00:03:20,540 Disturbing, eh? 85 00:03:20,540 --> 00:03:22,280 Hold the fort,keep everyone happy and feed my fish. 86 00:03:22,280 --> 00:03:23,680 I don't have time to feed your fish today. 87 00:03:23,680 --> 00:03:26,100 And if you tidied the apartment, that'd be great. 88 00:03:26,110 --> 00:03:27,320 My housekeeper kind of quit. 89 00:03:27,320 --> 00:03:28,690 What did you do to Mrs. Kwan? 90 00:03:28,690 --> 00:03:30,270 Let's just say that she walked in at a bad time. 91 00:03:30,270 --> 00:03:32,320 I love your work, feed the fish. 92 00:03:33,230 --> 00:03:34,490 Why the surfboard? 93 00:03:34,490 --> 00:03:37,730 Grandpa, there's no ocean within a hundred miles of where we're going. 94 00:03:37,960 --> 00:03:40,660 It's a road trip. You never know. 95 00:03:42,000 --> 00:03:42,640 Back in the day, 96 00:03:42,640 --> 00:03:46,030 the Viking berserkers would trip on mushrooms before going into battle. 97 00:03:46,100 --> 00:03:47,040 Are we going into battle? 98 00:03:47,510 --> 00:03:49,370 Oh, it has that feel to it. 99 00:03:49,370 --> 00:03:50,340 You tripping on mushrooms,Granddad? 100 00:03:50,710 --> 00:03:52,440 Hard to say these days. 101 00:04:33,620 --> 00:04:36,320 I think it committed suicide rather than live with the abuse. 102 00:04:41,620 --> 00:04:43,260 Does that tend to work? 103 00:04:43,360 --> 00:04:45,590 No, but it makes you feel better. 104 00:04:47,930 --> 00:04:49,330 I see what you mean. 105 00:04:50,360 --> 00:04:51,530 Look, I have to go now 106 00:04:51,530 --> 00:04:53,860 and try on the world's ugliest frock. 107 00:04:54,070 --> 00:04:55,230 If it's ugly, don't buy it. 108 00:04:55,600 --> 00:04:57,200 No choice. Bridesmaid's frock. 109 00:04:57,900 --> 00:04:59,560 So, you'll be alright here by yourself? 110 00:04:59,570 --> 00:05:01,000 I'll be back in, like, an hour. 111 00:05:01,010 --> 00:05:01,710 I'll manage. 112 00:05:01,780 --> 00:05:04,000 You are the best friend a girl could have. 113 00:05:06,550 --> 00:05:09,000 Look at them, off to worship their god. 114 00:05:11,020 --> 00:05:12,500 If they only knew. 115 00:05:13,180 --> 00:05:14,850 So, how are we going to play this? 116 00:05:14,950 --> 00:05:18,820 I was thinking scope out the crowd, check out the Frigg possibilities 117 00:05:19,090 --> 00:05:21,060 unleash the beast. 118 00:05:23,260 --> 00:05:23,960 What about her? 119 00:05:27,330 --> 00:05:28,330 Don't even joke. 120 00:05:28,900 --> 00:05:31,570 It is said, I don't remember where, that she weeps. 121 00:05:31,640 --> 00:05:33,270 Olaf, we're at a funeral. 122 00:05:33,270 --> 00:05:35,240 That could cloud things. 123 00:05:35,410 --> 00:05:36,170 Oh, shit. 124 00:05:43,880 --> 00:05:45,480 They're not so useless after all. 125 00:05:45,600 --> 00:05:47,080 Who's that, dear? 126 00:05:47,580 --> 00:05:50,220 Behold the almighty gods. 127 00:05:50,890 --> 00:05:52,000 Which one's Odin? 128 00:05:53,000 --> 00:05:55,000 Scared-looking one. 129 00:05:55,220 --> 00:05:56,090 I thought he'd be more godly. 130 00:05:57,490 --> 00:05:58,660 We have to get out of here. 131 00:05:58,660 --> 00:05:59,660 Why? 132 00:05:59,900 --> 00:06:01,560 What if she tries to kill me again? 133 00:06:01,630 --> 00:06:02,260 We're not doing that. 134 00:06:04,000 --> 00:06:04,700 Why not? 135 00:06:04,800 --> 00:06:06,300 Because it wouldn't be very godlike. 136 00:06:06,670 --> 00:06:08,300 Come on, Ingrid. 137 00:06:09,940 --> 00:06:11,310 Oh, shit, they're coming over. 138 00:06:27,680 --> 00:06:30,050 You should leave now, while you can. 139 00:06:31,790 --> 00:06:33,020 Scary. 140 00:06:33,830 --> 00:06:35,450 By the way I see it, this is not your quest, 141 00:06:35,450 --> 00:06:37,200 this is our quest, of which you have no part, 142 00:06:37,660 --> 00:06:40,560 so... you're the ones who need to leave. 143 00:06:40,600 --> 00:06:42,530 Bragi, god of talking crap. 144 00:06:42,530 --> 00:06:44,670 Sjofn, goddess who goes both ways. 145 00:06:44,670 --> 00:06:46,740 Currently the goddess who isn't going anywhere. 146 00:06:46,870 --> 00:06:48,970 Are we meant to be scared off 147 00:06:48,970 --> 00:06:50,370 because a minor goddess thrust her tits in our direction? 148 00:06:50,610 --> 00:06:54,350 Hi, I'm Olaf. Oracle. 149 00:06:55,010 --> 00:06:56,600 Oh. Ingrid. Also an oracle. 150 00:06:56,650 --> 00:06:58,020 Don't be nice to them. 151 00:06:58,120 --> 00:06:58,720 Olaf. 152 00:06:58,720 --> 00:06:59,420 Why not? 153 00:06:59,420 --> 00:07:00,250 Because they're trying to kill me. 154 00:07:00,320 --> 00:07:02,000 Oh, no, no, we're not doing that anymore. 155 00:07:02,000 --> 00:07:03,880 Killing Odin won't do any good, 156 00:07:03,880 --> 00:07:05,600 with earthquakes, eruptions, tidal waves, that kind of thing. 157 00:07:05,630 --> 00:07:07,630 - Really? - Brilliant. 158 00:07:07,690 --> 00:07:11,360 You're here to find Frigg, to turn her to your side. 159 00:07:11,360 --> 00:07:12,160 Yes, we are. 160 00:07:12,960 --> 00:07:15,500 Then I guess this goes one of two ways, kind of like you. 161 00:07:15,670 --> 00:07:18,070 Either you toddle off home like good girls... 162 00:07:18,100 --> 00:07:19,270 Never going to happen. 163 00:07:19,440 --> 00:07:21,200 or it's the best god wins. 164 00:07:27,200 --> 00:07:28,630 Liftoff. 165 00:07:30,780 --> 00:07:31,750 Come on, Ingrid. 166 00:07:32,480 --> 00:07:34,020 Let's get on. Axl, you're up. 167 00:07:40,360 --> 00:07:42,590 It's what we in the trade call munted. 168 00:07:43,660 --> 00:07:45,290 Seriously, it'll be cheaper to get a new fridge. 169 00:07:45,700 --> 00:07:47,000 Oh, no. 170 00:07:47,330 --> 00:07:49,300 Why are you worried? It's his bloody fridge. 171 00:07:49,500 --> 00:07:51,370 Well, I feel responsible,that's all. 172 00:07:51,570 --> 00:07:53,550 Well, you shouldn't, and you're not. 173 00:07:53,550 --> 00:07:55,240 And it's wrong of him to make you feel that way. 174 00:07:57,700 --> 00:07:59,140 How's the dress? 175 00:07:59,440 --> 00:08:00,610 Horrible. 176 00:08:01,280 --> 00:08:04,310 Then you better have a beer before they all get warm. 177 00:08:07,420 --> 00:08:10,490 O, Jesus, blest redeemer 178 00:08:11,000 --> 00:08:14,020 Sent away from the heart of God 179 00:08:16,090 --> 00:08:20,590 Hold us who wait before thee 180 00:08:20,990 --> 00:08:25,360 Near to the heart of God 181 00:08:29,970 --> 00:08:33,470 Selma has gone to nearer to the heart of God, 182 00:08:34,000 --> 00:08:36,170 a place of comfort sweet. 183 00:08:36,170 --> 00:08:40,710 And for her it will be a happy place, I'm sure. 184 00:08:41,000 --> 00:08:42,710 Angelica Hanson, 185 00:08:42,710 --> 00:08:44,860 Selma's dearly beloved granddaughter, 186 00:08:44,860 --> 00:08:48,720 will now share with us her memories of Selma. 187 00:08:51,000 --> 00:08:51,820 Are you getting anything? 188 00:08:51,890 --> 00:08:54,030 When my brother Derrick called to say 189 00:08:54,030 --> 00:08:55,460 that Grammy had been killed by a meteorite, 190 00:08:56,000 --> 00:08:57,960 I thought he was playing one of his jokes. 191 00:08:58,000 --> 00:09:01,020 It was only when I actually saw the crater for myself where Grammy used to be 192 00:09:01,020 --> 00:09:02,600 that I knew it was real. 193 00:09:02,600 --> 00:09:06,210 But the one thing about that night that I'll always remember is 194 00:09:06,210 --> 00:09:09,440 how I woke up and I went outside in my nightie, 195 00:09:09,440 --> 00:09:10,770 and I didn't know why. 196 00:09:12,280 --> 00:09:14,110 And then I saw a shooting star going over, 197 00:09:14,110 --> 00:09:17,210 and so I made a wish on it just like Grammy taught us to. 198 00:09:21,700 --> 00:09:25,100 How was I to know that it was the shooting star that would... 199 00:09:26,920 --> 00:09:28,520 Weep tick 200 00:09:42,120 --> 00:09:43,560 Why's he so important? 201 00:09:43,630 --> 00:09:44,460 It's sort of cloudy. 202 00:09:44,460 --> 00:09:45,530 Well, what about her? 203 00:09:45,530 --> 00:09:46,590 Her, not so much. 204 00:09:46,590 --> 00:09:47,720 Oh, come on, Olaf. 205 00:09:47,730 --> 00:09:49,510 She did the weeping thing, she's beautiful, 206 00:09:49,510 --> 00:09:50,700 she... she... shit. 207 00:09:51,000 --> 00:09:52,200 Come on, Axl we're up. 208 00:09:53,300 --> 00:09:55,430 I'm very sorry for your loss. 209 00:09:55,470 --> 00:09:56,070 Thank you. 210 00:09:56,070 --> 00:09:58,370 What you said before was just beautiful. 211 00:09:58,370 --> 00:09:59,570 Thank you. 212 00:09:59,640 --> 00:10:00,170 Didn't you think so? 213 00:10:00,670 --> 00:10:02,170 Yeah, yeah, yeah, it was great. 214 00:10:02,210 --> 00:10:06,510 Thank you. Are you coming up to the farm for the wake? 215 00:10:06,510 --> 00:10:07,210 Oh, yes. 216 00:10:07,210 --> 00:10:08,710 You try stopping us. 217 00:10:09,710 --> 00:10:11,200 What a bitch! 218 00:10:11,750 --> 00:10:13,750 She's my best friend. 219 00:10:13,760 --> 00:10:16,650 But yeah, she is kind of a bitch. 220 00:10:16,820 --> 00:10:18,560 She steals your man and asks you to be the bridesmaid. 221 00:10:18,560 --> 00:10:21,430 Now, first of all, she didn't steal Stuart. 222 00:10:21,490 --> 00:10:23,130 He had already dumped me when they hooked up. 223 00:10:23,200 --> 00:10:26,000 And second... I love weddings. 224 00:10:26,100 --> 00:10:27,840 I know it sounds old-fashioned, 225 00:10:27,840 --> 00:10:30,210 but I love the idea that a man and a woman... 226 00:10:30,210 --> 00:10:32,270 or two men or two women or so. 227 00:10:32,670 --> 00:10:37,570 I love that they're willing to stand up and say, "I love you" in front of all those people. 228 00:10:37,840 --> 00:10:40,570 I would go to a wedding every week if I could. 229 00:10:40,640 --> 00:10:42,410 Even though you're only ever the bridesmaid. 230 00:10:42,410 --> 00:10:44,340 Hey, I am never only the bridesmaid. 231 00:10:44,340 --> 00:10:45,380 I am the best bridesmaid ever. 232 00:10:45,380 --> 00:10:48,550 When I bridesmaid, everything goes according to plan. 233 00:10:48,820 --> 00:10:50,290 Mm, even when the groom is your ex? 234 00:10:50,420 --> 00:10:52,060 I told you, I'm over him. 235 00:10:52,120 --> 00:10:55,030 Seriously! I have no issues with Stuart. 236 00:10:55,030 --> 00:10:57,700 I have many issues with the dress. 237 00:10:57,700 --> 00:10:59,160 The bridesmaid's dress. 238 00:10:59,760 --> 00:11:02,000 The only dress I'm ever likely to wear to a wedding. 239 00:11:02,470 --> 00:11:04,000 That's so not true. 240 00:11:04,400 --> 00:11:05,370 I should get back to the office. 241 00:11:06,430 --> 00:11:10,000 I've got a million things to do, like find Anders a new fridge. 242 00:11:10,010 --> 00:11:11,170 Ah, leave that with me. 243 00:11:11,240 --> 00:11:11,770 Will you? 244 00:11:11,770 --> 00:11:14,640 Oh, fridges are my thing, like being a bridesmaid is, yours. 245 00:11:15,650 --> 00:11:17,210 Wow, aren't we a pair? 246 00:11:17,710 --> 00:11:18,880 Aren't we? 247 00:11:24,520 --> 00:11:26,550 How many women friends do you have? 248 00:11:26,620 --> 00:11:28,000 Don't know. 249 00:11:28,100 --> 00:11:30,660 Guess. And Valerie doesn't count. 250 00:11:31,000 --> 00:11:31,900 Four or five. 251 00:11:32,160 --> 00:11:34,160 And how many of those are actually Valerie's friends 252 00:11:34,160 --> 00:11:35,760 who you happen to get on with? 253 00:11:35,830 --> 00:11:37,200 What's your point, Ty? 254 00:11:37,600 --> 00:11:39,200 I have 19. 255 00:11:40,530 --> 00:11:41,760 Good for you. 256 00:11:42,270 --> 00:11:44,700 And they're not just women I regard as a friend. 257 00:11:44,700 --> 00:11:47,130 They're actual friends who call me and... 258 00:11:47,140 --> 00:11:50,900 we have coffee and I give them advice and we talk. 259 00:11:50,900 --> 00:11:53,110 We talk, Mike. 260 00:11:53,310 --> 00:11:56,250 Yeah, well, maybe you're one of those guys that gets on really well with women. 261 00:11:56,580 --> 00:11:59,280 Do you know how many of these women I've either slept with 262 00:11:59,280 --> 00:12:00,780 or tried to sleep with? 263 00:12:00,950 --> 00:12:02,100 I'm guessing 19. 264 00:12:02,960 --> 00:12:03,920 And they're all still friends with me. 265 00:12:03,920 --> 00:12:06,390 Because I'm such a great guy. 266 00:12:06,390 --> 00:12:10,360 Look, Ty, I get that you're not happy with your lot, I truly do. 267 00:12:10,360 --> 00:12:12,330 No, I don't think you truly do, Mike. 268 00:12:12,800 --> 00:12:17,200 What happens to me 269 00:12:17,210 --> 00:12:18,460 if Axl finds Frigg and lo and behold we attain our glorious powers? 270 00:12:19,000 --> 00:12:20,000 Don't go there. 271 00:12:20,170 --> 00:12:23,410 Behold, Hod, god of all things cold and dark. 272 00:12:23,470 --> 00:12:25,370 Well,there's a turn-on for the ladies. 273 00:12:25,580 --> 00:12:27,000 Hey, hey, I'm a winter god, too 274 00:12:27,000 --> 00:12:29,310 Of skiing! The cool bit of winter! 275 00:12:29,650 --> 00:12:32,750 Try not to think about this shit and live in the here and now. 276 00:12:32,820 --> 00:12:35,880 Yeah, well, in the here and in the now... 277 00:12:36,080 --> 00:12:38,450 I don't want 20 women friends. 278 00:12:39,620 --> 00:12:42,550 It's way too many for any self-respecting guy. 279 00:12:42,720 --> 00:12:44,560 Then do something about it. 280 00:12:52,330 --> 00:12:54,100 What do you think they actually put in the casket? 281 00:12:54,170 --> 00:12:55,400 Jesus, Anders! 282 00:12:55,400 --> 00:12:56,550 Seriously. She's already been cremated, 283 00:12:56,550 --> 00:12:57,440 why have a casket? 284 00:13:01,610 --> 00:13:04,750 Uh, Anders, there's a very large man with the goddess. 285 00:13:04,750 --> 00:13:06,950 Don't worry about him. I'll deal with him. 286 00:13:06,950 --> 00:13:08,000 What about her? 287 00:13:09,320 --> 00:13:10,320 I'll deal with her. 288 00:13:10,320 --> 00:13:11,520 Thought you were dealing with the big guy. 289 00:13:11,520 --> 00:13:13,720 Axl. Work with me. 290 00:13:27,800 --> 00:13:29,676 If what we're both thinking is right, 291 00:13:29,677 --> 00:13:31,740 this could end very badly. 292 00:13:33,540 --> 00:13:34,610 I have an idea. 293 00:13:40,510 --> 00:13:41,710 Hi. 294 00:13:43,410 --> 00:13:44,480 Hello. 295 00:13:44,850 --> 00:13:46,720 Are you Thor? 296 00:13:49,650 --> 00:13:50,880 Do I know you? 297 00:13:51,020 --> 00:13:52,190 No. 298 00:13:52,260 --> 00:13:54,590 Sorry to trouble you. 299 00:13:54,890 --> 00:13:56,430 When's the wedding? 300 00:13:56,490 --> 00:13:58,090 Oh, we haven't set a date yet. 301 00:13:58,100 --> 00:13:59,700 Taking it slowly, that's wise. 302 00:14:00,800 --> 00:14:03,400 Sorry, um, need to steal these people. 303 00:14:03,400 --> 00:14:05,500 Love what you said in church, by the way. 304 00:14:05,510 --> 00:14:07,400 It was beautiful. Come,dear. 305 00:14:12,580 --> 00:14:13,210 Sorry, who was Thor? 306 00:14:13,210 --> 00:14:16,280 The farmer guy. This farm. 307 00:14:16,550 --> 00:14:18,210 The brother. Angelica's brother. 308 00:14:18,210 --> 00:14:20,280 Why are you even here? Why are we telling them? 309 00:14:20,280 --> 00:14:21,850 It kind of affects us all. 310 00:14:21,920 --> 00:14:23,990 Because he's Thor, god of war! 311 00:14:23,990 --> 00:14:24,620 So? 312 00:14:24,620 --> 00:14:26,420 Axl's Odin, he's not exactly terrifying. 313 00:14:26,520 --> 00:14:30,690 The thing about Thor is that traditionally he's barking mad. 314 00:14:30,690 --> 00:14:32,190 Usually really rather demented. 315 00:14:32,230 --> 00:14:33,180 We can deal with that. 316 00:14:33,180 --> 00:14:34,120 Tell me about the sister, 317 00:14:34,130 --> 00:14:36,490 and if you say it's cloudy I will punch you in the nuts. 318 00:14:37,130 --> 00:14:38,000 Thor ahoy. 319 00:14:38,840 --> 00:14:41,500 Who are you people? Tell me! 320 00:14:46,000 --> 00:14:47,710 I'm Baldr, reborn. 321 00:14:47,810 --> 00:14:49,180 I am the goddess Sjofn. 322 00:14:49,840 --> 00:14:50,980 Uh, Snotra. Hello. 323 00:14:51,180 --> 00:14:54,150 Goddesses? Don't trust them. 324 00:14:55,000 --> 00:14:55,750 I'm Bragi. 325 00:14:55,750 --> 00:14:59,680 The poet? Poetry's for puffs. 326 00:14:59,680 --> 00:15:01,000 And you? 327 00:15:01,000 --> 00:15:02,990 Uh, I'm Odin, god of everything. 328 00:15:06,160 --> 00:15:08,060 No, seriously, he is. 329 00:15:10,700 --> 00:15:11,760 He's returned? 330 00:15:11,800 --> 00:15:12,930 Yup. 331 00:15:20,100 --> 00:15:21,300 My Lord. 332 00:15:23,430 --> 00:15:24,900 Sweet-ass, man. 333 00:15:27,000 --> 00:15:27,590 Well, believe it or not, 334 00:15:27,600 --> 00:15:30,360 there was actual food in Anders'freezer. 335 00:15:30,430 --> 00:15:32,500 Be a shame to let it go to waste. 336 00:15:32,830 --> 00:15:34,470 So, instead you decided to cook it. 337 00:15:35,000 --> 00:15:36,270 I'm a good cook, actually. 338 00:15:36,270 --> 00:15:37,370 So I've heard. 339 00:15:38,240 --> 00:15:40,610 If you're going to be stuck here because of my dick brother, 340 00:15:40,840 --> 00:15:43,910 you should at least eat something. 341 00:15:43,910 --> 00:15:45,800 When I looked in Anders' freezer, 342 00:15:45,800 --> 00:15:47,380 there was nothing but vodka. 343 00:15:47,380 --> 00:15:49,600 Well, food was hidden, uh, 344 00:15:49,720 --> 00:15:51,720 way at the back, behind the vodka. 345 00:15:55,620 --> 00:15:56,290 Is that the dress? 346 00:15:56,360 --> 00:15:56,960 Yeah. 347 00:15:58,760 --> 00:16:00,290 Can I see it? 348 00:16:00,290 --> 00:16:02,500 Depends on how good your cooking is. 349 00:16:02,590 --> 00:16:03,890 Okay. 350 00:16:05,260 --> 00:16:06,400 More goat kebabs, My lord Odin? 351 00:16:06,460 --> 00:16:07,770 No, I'm good, thanks,Derrick. 352 00:16:07,770 --> 00:16:09,880 Nonsense. Eat. 353 00:16:09,880 --> 00:16:11,470 And call me Thor. 354 00:16:11,470 --> 00:16:13,300 Should you be talking like this with them around? 355 00:16:13,370 --> 00:16:14,390 What, mortals? 356 00:16:14,390 --> 00:16:15,180 Who cares about them? 357 00:16:15,180 --> 00:16:17,000 They know not to disturb Thor when he's at his high table. 358 00:16:17,040 --> 00:16:18,110 His high picnic table. 359 00:16:18,110 --> 00:16:20,010 It's a bloody table, isn't it? 360 00:16:20,280 --> 00:16:23,700 So, um, getting back to the whole prophecy thing... 361 00:16:23,780 --> 00:16:25,810 Odin will find his Frigg 362 00:16:25,810 --> 00:16:29,420 and the full powers of Asgard will once again flow through our veins. 363 00:16:29,520 --> 00:16:31,050 Tell us about your sister. 364 00:16:31,120 --> 00:16:34,290 Angelica? She's not Frigg. 365 00:16:36,290 --> 00:16:38,290 But she's your sister. 366 00:16:38,500 --> 00:16:39,430 Yeah. 367 00:16:39,430 --> 00:16:39,960 And you're a god, 368 00:16:40,030 --> 00:16:40,730 therefore 369 00:16:40,730 --> 00:16:41,860 I'm adopted, dickhead. 370 00:16:41,930 --> 00:16:44,030 Someone adopted me when my parents cacked it. 371 00:16:44,170 --> 00:16:47,200 I only found out I was a god from this one-armed guy in prison. 372 00:16:47,200 --> 00:16:48,930 He turned out to be the god Tyr. 373 00:16:48,940 --> 00:16:52,780 He explained a lot about what had been happening to me since I turned 21 374 00:16:52,780 --> 00:16:54,700 and started doing my Thor shit. 375 00:16:56,510 --> 00:16:58,240 They all think I'm barking mad, but... 376 00:16:58,750 --> 00:17:00,000 we're no different,eh? 377 00:17:01,120 --> 00:17:02,120 So, you're saying 378 00:17:02,120 --> 00:17:05,720 we can rule her out of any Frigg possibility. 379 00:17:05,720 --> 00:17:07,960 Are you deaf as well as stupid, poet? 380 00:17:07,960 --> 00:17:11,000 Forget about Angelica. She's as much a goddess as this fucking table. 381 00:17:12,290 --> 00:17:14,100 It's my daughter you're after. 382 00:17:15,160 --> 00:17:17,300 There's your goddess Frigg. 383 00:17:20,540 --> 00:17:23,200 Delphine, the fruit of my loins. 384 00:17:26,040 --> 00:17:28,080 No one ever said that when you found her she'd be drop-dead gorgeous. 385 00:17:28,080 --> 00:17:29,080 You did! 386 00:17:29,080 --> 00:17:29,680 When? 387 00:17:29,840 --> 00:17:30,370 All the times 388 00:17:30,370 --> 00:17:32,840 you had me testing every bloody hot blunt object in the fire. 389 00:17:32,950 --> 00:17:35,460 Well, now here she is, 390 00:17:35,460 --> 00:17:37,550 a nice... plain Kiwi chick. 391 00:17:37,580 --> 00:17:39,250 Goddesses come in all forms, Axl. 392 00:17:39,320 --> 00:17:41,050 Find the beauty within. 393 00:17:41,050 --> 00:17:41,750 Who knows? 394 00:17:41,750 --> 00:17:43,260 Maybe she's a firecracker in the sack. 395 00:17:43,260 --> 00:17:47,053 Look,the important thing is, Axl, is that you need to do the business 396 00:17:47,054 --> 00:17:48,260 and get our powers back. 397 00:17:49,160 --> 00:17:49,730 Then you can give her the flip 398 00:17:49,730 --> 00:17:52,030 because... you're Odin. 399 00:17:59,510 --> 00:18:03,300 We just, uh... family stuff. 400 00:18:03,510 --> 00:18:05,340 You talk family stuff in the bach? 401 00:18:06,340 --> 00:18:07,300 Sometimes. 402 00:18:08,010 --> 00:18:10,010 Must be an Auckland thing. 403 00:18:10,680 --> 00:18:12,210 I need Odin, alone. 404 00:18:12,210 --> 00:18:14,280 Uh, you know, Derrick, we tend to roll as a group... 405 00:18:14,280 --> 00:18:14,860 Just for the night, 406 00:18:14,860 --> 00:18:17,450 so a father can get to know his future son. 407 00:18:17,450 --> 00:18:18,290 Actually, we didn't plan on staying... 408 00:18:18,290 --> 00:18:20,890 I've secured you rooms at the Whangaparaoa Motor Lodge. 409 00:18:20,890 --> 00:18:23,830 I sent the goddesses ahead to warm your beds. 410 00:18:23,890 --> 00:18:25,330 Come on, My Lord. 411 00:18:25,330 --> 00:18:26,530 We shall walk. 412 00:18:28,700 --> 00:18:30,200 Having second thoughts here. 413 00:18:30,200 --> 00:18:32,200 Don't be such a girly blouse. 414 00:18:32,200 --> 00:18:33,540 Don't you dare laugh. 415 00:18:40,580 --> 00:18:41,570 Ouch. 416 00:18:41,580 --> 00:18:42,310 Oh, don't. 417 00:18:42,380 --> 00:18:45,900 You need to find a new BFF on the grounds of mental cruelty. 418 00:18:46,750 --> 00:18:49,590 It is a truly awful dress, right? 419 00:18:49,590 --> 00:18:51,320 Truly... truly. 420 00:18:51,390 --> 00:18:53,050 That apparently sets off the wedding dress. 421 00:18:53,120 --> 00:18:55,390 Stuart has no problem marrying a woman with no... 422 00:18:55,760 --> 00:18:57,000 visible taste? 423 00:18:57,260 --> 00:18:59,260 He seems very happy. 424 00:19:00,000 --> 00:19:01,730 You are so lucky he dumped you. 425 00:19:03,000 --> 00:19:05,200 You are the best friend a girl could have. 426 00:19:05,770 --> 00:19:08,270 Yeah, I've been told. 427 00:19:08,340 --> 00:19:09,300 I need to get out of this thing. 428 00:19:09,600 --> 00:19:12,570 And I need to shoot through,find Anders a new fridge. 429 00:19:12,640 --> 00:19:14,370 Oh, you are a saint. 430 00:19:15,980 --> 00:19:16,540 Close. 431 00:19:28,890 --> 00:19:30,550 Shouldn't you be warming my bed? 432 00:19:31,990 --> 00:19:35,660 You want living proof of why we're trying to stop you? 433 00:19:36,100 --> 00:19:36,960 Thor. 434 00:19:37,230 --> 00:19:39,970 Feeling powerless must really piss you off. 435 00:19:40,100 --> 00:19:41,850 Oh, and you must be so happy 436 00:19:41,850 --> 00:19:44,970 leaving Axl up there all alone to screw things up. 437 00:19:44,970 --> 00:19:46,810 As long as screwing's involved, I'm happy. 438 00:19:46,970 --> 00:19:48,530 I don't see that happening... 439 00:19:48,540 --> 00:19:52,110 given how your boy almost burst into tears when he clapped eyes on the alluring Delphine. 440 00:19:52,180 --> 00:19:53,440 Time will tell. 441 00:19:53,440 --> 00:19:54,400 It will. 442 00:19:54,510 --> 00:19:56,280 Fancy a drink while it does? 443 00:19:57,280 --> 00:19:59,520 So, you... you farm goats? 444 00:20:00,280 --> 00:20:01,250 That's pretty out there. 445 00:20:01,250 --> 00:20:04,420 Easiest bloody thing in the world to farm, eat any shit. 446 00:20:04,520 --> 00:20:05,560 Fucking rabbits are the problem. 447 00:20:05,620 --> 00:20:07,260 Bloody root bags. . 448 00:20:08,000 --> 00:20:10,830 Delphine.She's the wind beneath my wings,you know. 449 00:20:11,530 --> 00:20:12,790 Sure. 450 00:20:14,160 --> 00:20:16,970 So, how am I meant to know you're on the level, 451 00:20:16,970 --> 00:20:18,520 that you're actually even Odin, 452 00:20:18,520 --> 00:20:20,860 not just some... rabbit looking to get your end away? 453 00:20:21,870 --> 00:20:24,170 Yeah, well, how am I meant to know you're actually even Thor? 454 00:20:30,850 --> 00:20:33,000 I fucking hate rabbits. 455 00:20:41,220 --> 00:20:45,470 So, before I grant you access to my beautiful daughter's holy of holies, 456 00:20:45,470 --> 00:20:48,590 I need to know that you're the real deal. 457 00:21:01,410 --> 00:21:02,670 Holy shit. 458 00:21:17,190 --> 00:21:18,420 Sorry. 459 00:21:19,620 --> 00:21:21,430 I doubted the word of Odin. 460 00:21:21,490 --> 00:21:23,830 I paid the price. 461 00:21:23,830 --> 00:21:26,460 Time you met the daughter. 462 00:21:35,410 --> 00:21:36,670 My Lord Odin. 463 00:21:41,280 --> 00:21:43,860 I'll leave you two to get to know each other. 464 00:21:43,860 --> 00:21:46,450 I'm making stew for afters. 465 00:21:51,620 --> 00:21:53,150 Would My Lord like a refreshment? 466 00:21:53,160 --> 00:21:55,000 Oh, shit, yeah. 467 00:22:01,500 --> 00:22:02,900 you want one? 468 00:22:07,870 --> 00:22:08,400 How would My Lord like... 469 00:22:08,410 --> 00:22:12,410 The first thing My Lord would like is for you to stop calling him My Lord. 470 00:22:12,410 --> 00:22:13,580 My name's Axl. 471 00:22:33,310 --> 00:22:36,310 Did you know that this motor lodge has got a hot pool? 472 00:22:36,380 --> 00:22:37,850 I didn't know. 473 00:22:37,850 --> 00:22:39,640 I can also tell you where the laundry is 474 00:22:39,640 --> 00:22:42,330 and that valuables can be stored in the safe at the office 475 00:22:42,340 --> 00:22:44,510 and where to assemble in case of fire. 476 00:22:44,510 --> 00:22:45,690 Over there. 477 00:22:45,760 --> 00:22:48,000 All good stuff to know. 478 00:22:48,160 --> 00:22:49,690 I'm Snotra, goddess of prudence. 479 00:22:50,060 --> 00:22:53,590 I always thought prudence was, like, being tight-ass with money. 480 00:22:54,260 --> 00:22:56,710 It's really about knowing stuff 481 00:22:56,720 --> 00:22:59,160 and being prepared,planning ahead. 482 00:23:00,000 --> 00:23:02,040 I have vodka. 483 00:23:02,100 --> 00:23:04,240 Tell me more about the hot pool. 484 00:23:04,310 --> 00:23:06,240 It's hot. And I have vodka. 485 00:23:08,480 --> 00:23:10,280 I'm sorry. 486 00:23:10,640 --> 00:23:11,710 It's okay. 487 00:23:12,210 --> 00:23:13,780 I'm not usually a crybaby, 488 00:23:13,780 --> 00:23:16,520 but this is such a big thing for my dad 489 00:23:16,520 --> 00:23:18,280 and it's so hard to say no to him. 490 00:23:18,320 --> 00:23:20,620 Not only because he's the god of war. 491 00:23:20,620 --> 00:23:22,990 I can see that. 492 00:23:23,590 --> 00:23:25,160 His powers are awesome, eh? 493 00:23:25,230 --> 00:23:28,100 I pity any rabbit who crosses his path. 494 00:23:28,490 --> 00:23:31,590 But you're Odin. You're,like, heaps more powerful than him. 495 00:23:31,670 --> 00:23:33,900 Apparently. 496 00:23:35,270 --> 00:23:36,440 And you're Frigg. 497 00:23:36,440 --> 00:23:38,210 I'm daddy's special goddess. 498 00:23:45,610 --> 00:23:50,080 He's never really been clear on which one I am, until now. 499 00:23:51,020 --> 00:23:53,550 So how did you find out you were Odin? 500 00:23:53,650 --> 00:23:56,020 On my 21st. After the lightning hit me. 501 00:23:56,820 --> 00:23:58,460 Awesome. 502 00:23:59,220 --> 00:24:00,590 What happened to you on your 21st? 503 00:24:01,190 --> 00:24:02,460 Is it the same for goddesses? 504 00:24:02,460 --> 00:24:03,390 I got Clomid and 505 00:24:03,400 --> 00:24:05,260 spewed in the cab back after the happenning 506 00:24:05,960 --> 00:24:08,630 No lightning bolts from above ? 507 00:24:08,770 --> 00:24:10,800 Everything went a bit spinny. 508 00:24:11,870 --> 00:24:12,770 Right. 509 00:24:14,770 --> 00:24:16,970 And then I got pregnant. 510 00:24:17,640 --> 00:24:20,770 You're pregnant? You don't look pregnant. 511 00:24:20,810 --> 00:24:23,440 I only turned 21 six weeks ago. 512 00:24:23,450 --> 00:24:27,550 Is that a problem with you and me hooking up as god and goddess? 513 00:24:28,420 --> 00:24:30,190 Yeah, I think it might be. 514 00:24:33,060 --> 00:24:35,300 Shit, I am useless 515 00:24:50,170 --> 00:24:51,610 You get the feeling they don't like us? 516 00:24:51,670 --> 00:24:53,410 You. They don't like you. 517 00:24:53,410 --> 00:24:55,140 They sense I'm a god. They're jealous. 518 00:24:55,140 --> 00:24:56,840 No, they sense you're a prick. 519 00:24:57,150 --> 00:24:58,310 That's not very nice, 520 00:24:58,380 --> 00:25:00,380 especially after I bought you a glass of the house white. 521 00:25:00,450 --> 00:25:02,580 Got any cocaine to go with it? 522 00:25:02,580 --> 00:25:05,020 That's more your department as a medical professional. 523 00:25:05,020 --> 00:25:06,000 Tell me, do you tend to scare more 524 00:25:06,000 --> 00:25:07,420 patients to death than you save? 525 00:25:07,420 --> 00:25:09,660 I try to avoid patients when possible. 526 00:25:09,660 --> 00:25:10,590 So needy. 527 00:25:13,260 --> 00:25:17,060 To me, you seem like a cheap children's party magician. 528 00:25:17,060 --> 00:25:18,660 I see them, in the kids' ward, 529 00:25:18,730 --> 00:25:23,000 harassing the poor little bastards with their repertoire of less-than-amazing tricks. 530 00:25:23,000 --> 00:25:24,970 You're the god equivalent of them. 531 00:25:24,970 --> 00:25:25,870 Harsh. 532 00:25:25,940 --> 00:25:27,570 Talking some bimbo into spreading her legs. 533 00:25:28,070 --> 00:25:30,010 Aweinspiring. 534 00:25:31,180 --> 00:25:32,910 Do you do balloon animals as well? 535 00:25:32,910 --> 00:25:35,550 The mythologies describe you as a minor goddess. 536 00:25:35,550 --> 00:25:38,620 So you're not exactly one to talk, are you? 537 00:25:39,000 --> 00:25:42,320 Myths are there to be rewritten aren't they? 538 00:25:42,320 --> 00:25:44,350 You're telling the story. 539 00:25:44,750 --> 00:25:46,310 Look at our history. 540 00:25:46,320 --> 00:25:49,260 Every stupid decision that got us where we are today, 541 00:25:49,260 --> 00:25:52,040 as far from Asgard as it is possible to fall, 542 00:25:52,040 --> 00:25:53,600 made by gods. 543 00:25:53,630 --> 00:25:54,600 Not by this god. 544 00:25:54,600 --> 00:25:55,770 My point exactly.  545 00:25:55,830 --> 00:25:58,390 If only the old gods had worked with us goddesses, 546 00:25:58,390 --> 00:26:00,400 even the minor ones, 547 00:26:00,400 --> 00:26:02,950 instead of always doing the dirty on us, 548 00:26:02,950 --> 00:26:05,140 things could be very different, 549 00:26:05,140 --> 00:26:05,870 don't you think? 550 00:26:09,380 --> 00:26:12,650 The trouble with goddesses is you can't trust them. 551 00:26:13,000 --> 00:26:14,880 Trust can be earned, Anders. 552 00:26:15,480 --> 00:26:18,320 Starting with another glass of the house white. 553 00:26:20,620 --> 00:26:23,790 They so don't get what it is to be an oracle. 554 00:26:23,790 --> 00:26:24,930 Oh yeah. 555 00:26:24,990 --> 00:26:27,830 I mean, it's not like it's an exact science. 556 00:26:27,830 --> 00:26:28,620 Exactly! 557 00:26:28,630 --> 00:26:32,860 And is there ever any gratitude when we do get it right? 558 00:26:33,530 --> 00:26:35,170 I never seem to get it right. 559 00:26:40,070 --> 00:26:43,780 Well, there isn't. And it makes me want to scream. 560 00:26:44,010 --> 00:26:46,250 Usually when it gets too much, 561 00:26:46,250 --> 00:26:48,720 I get wasted and go surfing. 562 00:26:48,780 --> 00:26:50,480 I can't surf. 563 00:26:50,680 --> 00:26:52,320 I can teach you. 564 00:26:52,390 --> 00:26:54,400 That's be so cool. 565 00:26:56,220 --> 00:26:57,550 Until then, 566 00:26:57,550 --> 00:26:59,670 we're just going to 567 00:26:59,670 --> 00:27:02,590 have to get wasted. 568 00:27:02,630 --> 00:27:04,270 Oh drugs. 569 00:27:04,280 --> 00:27:07,570 I can do bad things on drugs. 570 00:27:07,630 --> 00:27:09,400 So I'm at work, right? 571 00:27:09,400 --> 00:27:13,410 And this courier turns up bearing these. 572 00:27:13,940 --> 00:27:14,700 They're tickets. 573 00:27:14,810 --> 00:27:17,010 They were sent to me by a woman. 574 00:27:17,010 --> 00:27:18,410 Go you. Who is she? 575 00:27:18,480 --> 00:27:20,510 Not important. Look at what the ticket's for. 576 00:27:21,280 --> 00:27:23,750 Sing-a-long A Sound Of Music. 577 00:27:23,750 --> 00:27:25,520 Is that like the movie? 578 00:27:25,580 --> 00:27:27,620 The Sing-a-long Sound Of Music, Mike, 579 00:27:27,620 --> 00:27:30,660 is a bunch of people dressed up like nuns and Nazis 580 00:27:30,660 --> 00:27:32,690 in a theatre singing along. 581 00:27:33,690 --> 00:27:35,520 It's the gayest thing ever. 582 00:27:35,560 --> 00:27:37,900 Well, maybe she likes that sort of thing. 583 00:27:37,960 --> 00:27:39,600 But what makes her think I like that sort of thing? 584 00:27:39,600 --> 00:27:41,700 I don't know. Ask her, not me 585 00:27:41,700 --> 00:27:44,570 I mean, it's great that she wants to go out with me. 586 00:27:44,770 --> 00:27:46,000 But to this? 587 00:27:47,100 --> 00:27:49,100 What message is she sending? 588 00:27:50,210 --> 00:27:52,500 Have I gone beyond being a friend to being a. 589 00:27:54,210 --> 00:27:55,000 you know. 590 00:27:56,700 --> 00:27:57,780 Gay friend? 591 00:27:58,520 --> 00:27:59,410 Yes. 592 00:28:00,200 --> 00:28:03,550 Oh, but how do you broach that question with a woman? 593 00:28:04,120 --> 00:28:06,010 Don't know. 594 00:28:06,010 --> 00:28:07,890 Just come straight out with it. 595 00:28:07,890 --> 00:28:12,300 I'm sorry, but... enjoy. 596 00:28:13,660 --> 00:28:14,970 His name's Ross. 597 00:28:14,970 --> 00:28:17,330 He's a sheep milker down the valley. 598 00:28:17,330 --> 00:28:20,470 He's so choice and I love saying his name. 599 00:28:20,640 --> 00:28:22,100 Ross. 600 00:28:24,000 --> 00:28:24,840 Ross. 601 00:28:26,540 --> 00:28:27,440 Awesome. 602 00:28:27,510 --> 00:28:29,540 Isn't it? 603 00:28:32,540 --> 00:28:34,390 Does your dad know about this? 604 00:28:34,520 --> 00:28:36,480 Fuck no. He'd kill me. 605 00:28:37,450 --> 00:28:38,050 Okay. 606 00:28:38,650 --> 00:28:41,650 Actually, he'd kill Ross first, then me. 607 00:28:41,720 --> 00:28:44,190 Which is why I haven't told him. 608 00:28:45,760 --> 00:28:47,290 We could say it's yours 609 00:28:49,700 --> 00:28:50,800 Why? 610 00:28:51,160 --> 00:28:53,880 So that dad doesn't kill Ross, or me 611 00:28:53,930 --> 00:28:56,000 I don't think that'll work. 612 00:28:56,000 --> 00:28:57,370 Why not? 613 00:28:57,440 --> 00:28:58,720 No offense, 614 00:28:58,730 --> 00:29:01,300 but I don't want to stick around and raise someone else's kid with you. 615 00:29:01,310 --> 00:29:02,270 Yeah, no offense, 616 00:29:02,270 --> 00:29:03,310 I don't actually find you attractive. 617 00:29:03,340 --> 00:29:05,000 Not compared to Ross. 618 00:29:05,000 --> 00:29:07,390 And besides, dad says gods never stay around anyway 619 00:29:07,390 --> 00:29:09,410 'cause gods do what gods have to do. 620 00:29:09,410 --> 00:29:11,220 Hence you not having a mum around 621 00:29:11,750 --> 00:29:13,620 Mum's dead, actually. 622 00:29:14,490 --> 00:29:15,490 Shit. 623 00:29:15,990 --> 00:29:16,800 Sorry. 624 00:29:17,390 --> 00:29:21,100 She died in a tragic accident when I was way young. 625 00:29:21,620 --> 00:29:22,460 Right. 626 00:29:22,460 --> 00:29:24,560 Just out of interest, 627 00:29:24,560 --> 00:29:27,500 which goddess was she? 628 00:29:27,500 --> 00:29:28,700 Mum? 629 00:29:28,770 --> 00:29:29,830 Yeah. 630 00:29:29,830 --> 00:29:31,020 She wasn't a goddess. 631 00:29:31,020 --> 00:29:33,600 She worked on the line at the freezing works before it shut down. 632 00:29:33,600 --> 00:29:36,370 She and dad met slaughtering. 633 00:29:36,440 --> 00:29:37,540 She wasn't an actual goddess? 634 00:29:37,540 --> 00:29:40,000 He's an actual god. Does it matter? 635 00:29:40,050 --> 00:29:42,500 Actually, it's kind of important to my whole prophecy thing. 636 00:29:42,550 --> 00:29:46,550 Yeah, well, me hooking up with a god is real important to my dad 637 00:29:46,550 --> 00:29:49,520 so what say you just play along for a bit 638 00:29:50,000 --> 00:29:51,200 Say the kid's yours until me 639 00:29:51,200 --> 00:29:53,460 and Ross can shoot through to the south island. 640 00:29:54,830 --> 00:29:58,330 That way dad doesn't kill Ross, 641 00:29:58,330 --> 00:29:59,930 me or you. 642 00:30:00,980 --> 00:30:03,000 What do you recon? 643 00:30:15,340 --> 00:30:19,340 I been waiting... for the god power to surge through my veins. 644 00:30:19,410 --> 00:30:21,290 Yeah, about that. 645 00:30:21,290 --> 00:30:25,410 Uh, me and Delphine have decided to take things slowly. 646 00:30:26,780 --> 00:30:28,050 You what? 647 00:30:28,520 --> 00:30:33,620 This is such an important meeting of our two god-like families, 648 00:30:33,620 --> 00:30:36,340 so we need to take things, 649 00:30:36,340 --> 00:30:37,700 you know, 650 00:30:37,700 --> 00:30:38,720 slowly. 651 00:30:38,830 --> 00:30:40,090 I've given you my permission. 652 00:30:40,090 --> 00:30:41,430 You can do what you want to the girl 653 00:30:41,440 --> 00:30:42,670 as long as it gets us our powers back. 654 00:30:42,670 --> 00:30:45,200 I don't think it works like that 655 00:30:45,640 --> 00:30:46,800 The way I see it, 656 00:30:46,800 --> 00:30:49,360 this is a race of men and a race of gods 657 00:30:49,360 --> 00:30:51,230 and we must ascend. 658 00:30:51,270 --> 00:30:53,310 And I'm sure that'll happen. 659 00:30:53,780 --> 00:30:55,890 And me and Delph have made a connection 660 00:30:55,890 --> 00:30:58,410 which I'm sure over time will grow. 661 00:30:58,410 --> 00:31:01,550 You just can't expect it all to happen overnight. 662 00:31:01,580 --> 00:31:03,010 If you were a true god, 663 00:31:03,010 --> 00:31:05,320 it would happen on the table in front of my eyes. 664 00:31:07,590 --> 00:31:10,000 Okay, that's not really good parenting, Derrick. 665 00:31:10,000 --> 00:31:11,220 My name is Thor! 666 00:31:11,230 --> 00:31:13,260 Okay, and I need to get back to my family now. 667 00:31:13,260 --> 00:31:15,700 The gods brought you to this for a reason 668 00:31:15,700 --> 00:31:18,060 And until you come through on that reason,you're not going anywhere. 669 00:31:18,130 --> 00:31:21,330 I refuse to be a fucking goat refuse to be a fucking goat farmer for the rest of my life! 670 00:31:24,000 --> 00:31:25,000 Stew's ready 671 00:31:28,380 --> 00:31:31,510 Oh! Sorry, I wasn't expecting there'd be anyone here. 672 00:31:31,510 --> 00:31:33,310 Just picking up the munted fridge 673 00:31:33,650 --> 00:31:36,550 Yay. I couldn't remember if I'd fed the fish. 674 00:31:38,150 --> 00:31:40,550 Did you get the tickets? 675 00:31:40,650 --> 00:31:41,450 I did. 676 00:31:41,890 --> 00:31:42,620 Bit of a cheap, really. 677 00:31:42,690 --> 00:31:44,790 We're doing the publicity for it, 678 00:31:44,790 --> 00:31:45,950 so they were free, 679 00:31:45,960 --> 00:31:48,520 but I'd love to have someone to go with. 680 00:31:50,830 --> 00:31:52,760 You're already going, aren't you? 681 00:31:53,030 --> 00:31:55,130 And I've made things awkward. 682 00:31:57,470 --> 00:32:00,230 Dawn... why would you think that dressing up 683 00:32:00,230 --> 00:32:03,210 and singing along to the Sound of bloody Music is my cup of tea? 684 00:32:03,280 --> 00:32:05,740 Oh, well, you don't have to dress up if you don't want to. 685 00:32:05,780 --> 00:32:06,910 I mean, at all. 686 00:32:06,910 --> 00:32:10,710 Why? What is it about me that makes you think that I'm... 687 00:32:10,710 --> 00:32:11,350 you know. 688 00:32:12,010 --> 00:32:13,450 Oh no. 689 00:32:13,820 --> 00:32:14,880 Oh no what? 690 00:32:14,990 --> 00:32:16,390 Anders warned me that you'd 691 00:32:16,390 --> 00:32:17,890 What about Anders? 692 00:32:17,890 --> 00:32:19,290 Well, when he told me. 693 00:32:19,290 --> 00:32:20,290 Told you what? 694 00:32:21,590 --> 00:32:24,090 So if you could do it all again, that'd be great. 695 00:32:25,830 --> 00:32:27,730 Why aren't you nice to me like your brother? 696 00:32:27,730 --> 00:32:29,960 Do you have "feelings" for him? 697 00:32:30,030 --> 00:32:30,760 No. 698 00:32:31,000 --> 00:32:31,750 That's okay, Dawn. 699 00:32:31,750 --> 00:32:34,130 Plenty of women have made the same mistake before you. 700 00:32:34,140 --> 00:32:35,140 What mistake? 701 00:32:35,340 --> 00:32:36,970 Let's just say that Ty has a lot of women friends. 702 00:32:36,970 --> 00:32:38,770 No way. 703 00:32:38,770 --> 00:32:39,670 Look at the evidence, Dawn: 704 00:32:39,670 --> 00:32:40,560 he goes to the gym, 705 00:32:40,560 --> 00:32:41,300 he dresses neatly, 706 00:32:41,300 --> 00:32:43,080 his place is fiendishly tidy, 707 00:32:43,080 --> 00:32:43,970 he's a great cook 708 00:32:43,970 --> 00:32:46,040 and, yeah, it's true, he never has a girlfriend 709 00:32:46,040 --> 00:32:48,410 yet he has lots of women friends who think that he's amazing. 710 00:32:48,410 --> 00:32:50,080 Gay, gay, gay, gay, gay. 711 00:32:50,080 --> 00:32:51,010 He'll deny it, 712 00:32:51,010 --> 00:32:54,550 but Ty isn't waiting to come out of the closet, he is the closet. 713 00:32:55,020 --> 00:32:57,290 No, I'm not gay. 714 00:32:57,490 --> 00:32:59,560 That's okay. There's really nothing wrong with being gay. 715 00:32:59,590 --> 00:33:02,100 I am not gay. I never have been, never will be. 716 00:33:02,100 --> 00:33:03,590 Anders was lying to you. 717 00:33:03,600 --> 00:33:04,500 Why would he do that? 718 00:33:04,500 --> 00:33:06,470 Because he knows you're a woman I could fall for in a really big way 719 00:33:06,470 --> 00:33:07,590 and that pisses him off 720 00:33:07,590 --> 00:33:09,000 because he wants you all to himself. 721 00:33:13,270 --> 00:33:15,540 I have to go. 722 00:33:16,540 --> 00:33:20,380 I have a wedding dinner... pre-wedding thing. 723 00:33:26,090 --> 00:33:28,240 You keep using the word "we" 724 00:33:28,240 --> 00:33:30,200 when you're abusing me and my family, 725 00:33:30,200 --> 00:33:32,750 but who is this "we" that you keep talking about? 726 00:33:32,760 --> 00:33:35,030 I'm sure there's not just you and Snotty. 727 00:33:35,730 --> 00:33:36,560 Snotra. 728 00:33:36,630 --> 00:33:39,530 That's the worst goddess name ever. 729 00:33:40,230 --> 00:33:43,530 We are a group of like-minded beings. 730 00:33:43,530 --> 00:33:45,500 But not all that like-minded is what I'm hearing. 731 00:33:49,040 --> 00:33:51,080 I'm busy now, Dawn, so whatever it is you're doing... 732 00:33:51,090 --> 00:33:52,010 You wanker. 733 00:33:52,110 --> 00:33:53,270 Ty? 734 00:33:53,280 --> 00:33:54,140 Why did you do it? 735 00:33:54,140 --> 00:33:54,850 Why are you in my house? 736 00:33:54,850 --> 00:33:57,480 Why did you tell her I was gay? 737 00:33:57,550 --> 00:33:58,410 Who? 738 00:33:58,610 --> 00:33:59,380 You know who. 739 00:33:59,380 --> 00:34:00,110 I tell everyone you're gay. 740 00:34:00,650 --> 00:34:02,350 Dawn! You told her I was gay 741 00:34:02,350 --> 00:34:03,490 Aren't you? 742 00:34:03,620 --> 00:34:04,680 You know I'm not! 743 00:34:04,680 --> 00:34:05,910 You might as well be, for all the use you are to women. 744 00:34:05,910 --> 00:34:06,520 Why are we talking about this? 745 00:34:06,520 --> 00:34:09,360 Because you have no fucking right interfering in my life! 746 00:34:09,360 --> 00:34:10,640 I know. I do it because I can 747 00:34:10,650 --> 00:34:11,160 and because it's fun. 748 00:34:11,160 --> 00:34:12,530 Fuck you, Anders! 749 00:34:12,600 --> 00:34:13,530 You called just to tell me that? 750 00:34:13,530 --> 00:34:15,230 A text would have been quicker. 751 00:34:15,300 --> 00:34:16,600 God, you're a dick! 752 00:34:16,970 --> 00:34:18,300 But at least I'm a god. 753 00:34:34,880 --> 00:34:36,650 Did I forget the fish? 754 00:34:36,720 --> 00:34:38,780 Don't worry about the fish. I'll deal with the fish. 755 00:34:38,890 --> 00:34:43,620 Right. Okay. What you said before... 756 00:34:43,620 --> 00:34:45,120 I'm not gay. 757 00:34:45,120 --> 00:34:48,330 About me being the woman you could fall for in a really big way 758 00:34:49,630 --> 00:34:52,100 It wasn't a heat-of-the- moment thing, was it? 759 00:34:52,160 --> 00:34:53,620 No. 760 00:34:53,620 --> 00:34:56,520 I mean, it came out in the heat of the moment, 761 00:34:56,530 --> 00:34:59,430 but it had occurred to me ages ago. 762 00:35:01,500 --> 00:35:04,440 I figured out a while ago that you were special too. 763 00:35:06,040 --> 00:35:07,110 By special, do you mean... 764 00:35:07,110 --> 00:35:09,510 Not in a gay way! So not gay. 765 00:35:14,450 --> 00:35:17,090 I don't want to be your friend, Dawn. 766 00:35:18,660 --> 00:35:21,530 I've got way too many friends. 767 00:36:15,440 --> 00:36:17,710 There's a wee problem with the motor lodge. 768 00:36:17,710 --> 00:36:18,510 What? 769 00:36:18,680 --> 00:36:19,780 We all kind of got kicked out. 770 00:36:19,780 --> 00:36:22,180 But we weren't even here. 771 00:36:22,280 --> 00:36:24,000 But someone was being bad. 772 00:36:24,820 --> 00:36:26,650 Damn cried the fantail 773 00:36:26,720 --> 00:36:30,220 As he flew into,as he flew into the sky 774 00:36:31,190 --> 00:36:32,660 Where the fuck are we meant to sleep? 775 00:36:33,060 --> 00:36:35,530 Well, on the ground. See? 776 00:36:39,100 --> 00:36:40,160 Have you done the deed yet? 777 00:36:40,230 --> 00:36:41,230 You have to get me out of here. 778 00:36:41,330 --> 00:36:43,230 Oh, come on. She can't be that bad. 779 00:36:43,230 --> 00:36:44,700 Anders, she's not the Frigg. 780 00:36:44,770 --> 00:36:45,700 Are you sure? 781 00:36:45,700 --> 00:36:48,000 Yes. And he's a mad man who wants to kill me. 782 00:36:48,070 --> 00:36:50,110 And you remember what happens to you if I die, right? 783 00:36:50,110 --> 00:36:51,410 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 784 00:36:51,680 --> 00:36:53,110 I had a good feeling about this. 785 00:36:53,110 --> 00:36:53,710 Anders! 786 00:36:53,710 --> 00:36:54,810 Hey, don't get your knickers in a twist. We're coming. 787 00:36:54,810 --> 00:36:57,180 Oh, dear. So she's not the Frigg after all. 788 00:36:57,180 --> 00:36:58,020 What a shame. 789 00:36:58,120 --> 00:36:59,920 Come on, you. Wild goose chase. 790 00:36:59,920 --> 00:37:01,720 We're out of here. Up you get. 791 00:37:20,450 --> 00:37:21,850 You alright? 792 00:37:21,850 --> 00:37:23,250 Bit of a dodgy tummy 793 00:37:23,990 --> 00:37:26,790 Goat. Not everyone's cup of tea. 794 00:37:28,520 --> 00:37:31,190 So you want to tell me the real problem? 795 00:37:31,660 --> 00:37:34,530 My daughter not good enough for the Lord High Odin? 796 00:37:34,600 --> 00:37:36,470 No, it's not that. 797 00:37:36,530 --> 00:37:38,100 Delphie's a good girl. 798 00:37:39,700 --> 00:37:41,240 I know she is. 799 00:37:41,300 --> 00:37:43,900 Then what's your fucking problem? 800 00:37:47,380 --> 00:37:49,410 She's not a goddess,therefore... 801 00:37:49,410 --> 00:37:51,080 She's the daughter of a god. 802 00:37:51,080 --> 00:37:52,410 That makes her a goddess in my book 803 00:37:52,920 --> 00:37:55,550 Thor, me and Delphine hooking up is not going to get you your powers. 804 00:37:55,550 --> 00:37:56,690 It might. 805 00:37:56,690 --> 00:37:58,690 It won't. That's not the way it works. 806 00:37:58,690 --> 00:38:00,420 What do you know? You don't know bloody anything. 807 00:38:00,690 --> 00:38:02,890 You're off your head, I know that much. 808 00:38:03,900 --> 00:38:04,930 What did you say? 809 00:38:04,930 --> 00:38:06,000 Daddy, don't. 810 00:38:06,000 --> 00:38:07,400 What did you say to me? 811 00:38:41,160 --> 00:38:42,860 You little bastard! 812 00:38:42,930 --> 00:38:44,060 Daddy, don't kill him! 813 00:38:44,130 --> 00:38:45,260 He's nice! 814 00:38:49,600 --> 00:38:52,100 Daddy, stop it! Run! 815 00:39:03,250 --> 00:39:04,250 Bring back my hammer! 816 00:39:04,250 --> 00:39:05,280 Yeah, like that's going to happen. 817 00:39:05,280 --> 00:39:07,550 Dad, there are things you need to know! 818 00:39:07,990 --> 00:39:09,290 Give me my hammer, boy. 819 00:39:09,290 --> 00:39:10,360 I'm Odin, not boy. 820 00:39:10,360 --> 00:39:13,130 Derrick, killing Odin is a really bad idea. 821 00:39:13,130 --> 00:39:14,460 My name is Thor! 822 00:39:14,530 --> 00:39:16,430 Whatever. You need to know if you kill Odin... 823 00:39:16,430 --> 00:39:18,130 Fool me not with your words,poet! 824 00:39:19,800 --> 00:39:21,370 Leave my brother alone. 825 00:39:22,870 --> 00:39:23,760 Yeah, that's right. 826 00:39:23,770 --> 00:39:26,300 You saw what I did to that goat, remember? 827 00:39:26,340 --> 00:39:26,980 What goat? 828 00:39:26,980 --> 00:39:27,770 Not now, Anders. 829 00:39:27,770 --> 00:39:28,880 Please don't kill him. 830 00:39:28,880 --> 00:39:30,910 He only does this stuff because he loves me. 831 00:39:31,340 --> 00:39:33,410 And that's good, mostly. 832 00:39:33,480 --> 00:39:35,680 But I'm Odin and I'm in charge here. 833 00:39:35,680 --> 00:39:38,490 Not just because I've got your hammer. 834 00:39:38,490 --> 00:39:39,990 But because I'm Odin, 835 00:39:39,990 --> 00:39:42,620 which makes me boss, right? 836 00:39:43,220 --> 00:39:45,550 And what we're going to do is this,Thor. 837 00:39:45,790 --> 00:39:48,290 Me and Delphine, not going to happen ' 838 00:39:48,290 --> 00:39:50,020 cause Frigg is my destiny 839 00:39:50,020 --> 00:39:51,750 and Delphine is a really nice girl 840 00:39:51,760 --> 00:39:52,820 but she's not Frigg. 841 00:39:52,820 --> 00:39:54,660 She's a goddess. That's good enough. 842 00:39:54,660 --> 00:39:57,400 No, she's not. And no, it isn't. 843 00:39:57,830 --> 00:40:00,200 And you've got to stop trying to mate her off with other gods 844 00:40:00,200 --> 00:40:01,300 'cause that's just disturbing. 845 00:40:01,940 --> 00:40:04,970 She's mortal and she needs a mortal bloke, 846 00:40:05,740 --> 00:40:08,170 like Ross, the sheep milker. 847 00:40:08,170 --> 00:40:09,180 But he's a simpleton. 848 00:40:09,950 --> 00:40:11,010 He's a good man 849 00:40:11,010 --> 00:40:11,710 and I love him 850 00:40:11,720 --> 00:40:14,010 and I'm going to have his baby. 851 00:40:14,950 --> 00:40:17,290 Thor, hey, over here. Look at me. 852 00:40:20,790 --> 00:40:23,000 That is a great thing, right ? 853 00:40:25,390 --> 00:40:27,071 It's a bloody miracle. 854 00:40:27,072 --> 00:40:28,600 Never thought she'd land anyone. 855 00:40:28,900 --> 00:40:30,330 Dad. 856 00:40:32,000 --> 00:40:34,060 Then Odin has spoken. 857 00:40:34,760 --> 00:40:36,970 We're all cool. 858 00:40:37,640 --> 00:40:38,940 Me and my brother are going to leave now, 859 00:40:38,940 --> 00:40:41,380 but we'll be back to check up on you 860 00:40:41,440 --> 00:40:44,030 because I am Odin, okay, 861 00:40:44,030 --> 00:40:46,360 and what I say goes. 862 00:40:46,360 --> 00:40:47,910 We clear on that? 863 00:40:51,050 --> 00:40:53,320 Odin's got some balls after all. 864 00:40:53,320 --> 00:40:56,100 Can I have my hammer back? 865 00:41:07,000 --> 00:41:11,640 Only use it for good? And rabbits? 866 00:41:20,470 --> 00:41:22,410 We're not really coming back,are we? 867 00:41:22,580 --> 00:41:23,580 Shit no. 868 00:41:49,710 --> 00:41:50,710 Oh no. 869 00:41:51,310 --> 00:41:53,480 Do not worry about the fish. 870 00:41:53,480 --> 00:41:54,710 They're dead. 871 00:41:54,710 --> 00:41:56,580 Yes. Yes, they are. 872 00:41:56,650 --> 00:41:57,430 I killed them. 873 00:41:57,430 --> 00:41:58,470 I overfed them or 874 00:41:58,470 --> 00:41:59,900 underfed them, or... 875 00:41:59,900 --> 00:42:02,180 No, I killed them. 876 00:42:02,320 --> 00:42:05,450 When I was working on the fridge their thermostat must have gone. 877 00:42:09,460 --> 00:42:10,460 It's cold. 878 00:42:10,460 --> 00:42:14,790 They're pretty susceptible to cold, being tropical and all. 879 00:42:14,890 --> 00:42:16,360 Poor fish. 880 00:42:16,430 --> 00:42:19,560 Don't worry. I'll replace them. 881 00:42:20,300 --> 00:42:23,900 Here, might need warming up. 882 00:42:24,000 --> 00:42:26,240 Why? I'm not cold. 883 00:42:27,010 --> 00:42:30,480 Really? I hardly ever feel the cold. 884 00:42:56,480 --> 00:42:57,800 Want to be my date to the wedding ? 885 00:42:57,800 --> 00:42:59,870 And see you in all your bridesmaid glory? 886 00:43:00,500 --> 00:43:02,840 Heck, yeah. 887 00:43:16,920 --> 00:43:20,560 So, grandpa, what was it a sign of? 888 00:43:20,560 --> 00:43:23,420 That grandma Hanson was shit out of luck. 889 00:43:23,530 --> 00:43:26,730 Oh well, you live and you learn. Worth a shot. 890 00:43:26,730 --> 00:43:28,400 I love that board man 891 00:43:28,400 --> 00:43:29,490 Get over it. 892 00:43:29,490 --> 00:43:32,400 See you later, goat killer. 893 00:43:40,780 --> 00:43:42,780 What the fuck? 894 00:43:49,780 --> 00:43:50,780 Oh, you prick. 895 00:43:50,780 --> 00:43:51,780 www.addic7ed.com 896 00:43:52,305 --> 00:44:52,414 Watch Movies, Series & LiveTV www.flixify.app