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Axl!

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Oh my god!  Axl, are you okay?!

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Out of the way,you stupid bitch.

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- Are you a powerful god? 
-  You bet.

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You will get your powers.

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We will all get our powers in full

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if the quest is completed.

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What kind of quest?

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You need to find a woman.

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I can handle that.

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Frigg.

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If Odin and Frigg are reunited,

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we will rule as gods once again.

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You need to start putting it about.

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Putting what about?

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You, you "egg".  Like an egg,

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you need to get laid.

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How come?

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To find Frigg, dipshit.

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You have a duty, Axl.

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And this is where your duty starts.

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Oh god, oh god. Oh!

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Carla?

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She's dead!  I think I killed...

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her.

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It's been happening heaps lately.

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You were in a library?

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I'm a student.  I study.

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Seriously, man.

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It's like an ad where the dude sprays on deodorant

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and the girls go nuts for him.

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But are any of them the Frigg?

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I have no idea.

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Sorry.

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You do know you have my permission to fire at will,right?

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After what happened last time,

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I think I'll give it a rest

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There's a million possible reasons why Carla spazzed out:

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she was drunk and stoned,

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she's a professional athlete

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so she's probably on steroids.

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After you left, she was fine.

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She was great

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You're not Odin, are you?

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You're into Norse mythology.

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It wasn't me who... drew on the book.

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Drew what on the book?

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Stuff.

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Thanks for the heads up.

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It's good he's taking an interest in his heritage,

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even it was all wrong and written by people who know nothing.

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He can learn what pricks gods are

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Let's just say we're not meant to coexist

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and leave it at that, Michelle.

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Carry on the good work, Stacey.

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Do I have to?

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I'm sick of watching those stupid girls

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looking at him like he's a...

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Well, he is.

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And if any of those stupid girls show an an interest,

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we need to know.

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One time a girl comas out on him,

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he thinks he has got like a killer god spern.

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Also his first time

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so it has not a point of reference, does it?

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It was a one-off thing.

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I mean,

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I know there are one or two unfortunates

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that you have got yourself down there,right?

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But I'm not Odin.

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Yeah, but you're still a god,I'm still a god.

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What makes Odin so different?

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He's Odin, we're not.

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You know you could try being a bit more positive about this.

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I mean do you want to spend the rest of your life

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hiding away in this bloody fridge hacking away at hunks of ice?

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I like it in here.

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Then shift to Alaska.  Hide there.

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You shift to fucking Alaska.

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Hello.

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Who am I speaking to?

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Whom do you want to speak to?

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Johnson Refrigeration Services.

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That's me.  How can I help?

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You could save my my life, for starters.

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I'm here about the fridge.

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Mr. Johnson.

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Yes.

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Helen.

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Ty.

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Um, what's the problem?

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Warm beer

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and water pissing out the back of the fridge is the problem.

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It's natural.

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Don't worry about it.

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No, it's weird.

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Natural.

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As in natural selection.

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It's like there are these zebras at the zoo and

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they're hanging out and it's cool

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and then the zoo introduces a new male zebra from another zoo

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for, like, breeding purposes.

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Suddenly all the female zebras

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are checking out the new zebra,

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going, "Check him out."

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So I'm a zebra, is what you're saying.

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But they don't know you're a zebra.

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They just know you're different but not why.

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So they're going, "What's so special about that zebra?

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He's nothing to write home about."

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Most will dismiss you

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as just another zebra who thinks he's god's gift to zebras

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but some don't.

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Them, you keep an eye on

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Yeah.

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It's only me.

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Hello, you.

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Mike's at work.

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I'm actually after Olaf.

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My, he is popular this morning.

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He's in bed with Axl.

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Well, Axl's in the bedroom visiting.

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Olaf's a popular guy.

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Yeah, but does he have to be popular under my roof?

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He's family, Val.

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Got to look after family.

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He's not my family.

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Suddenly everyone has questions.

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I met a woman.

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Love her, be happy,

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have babies.

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Something weird happened.

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The zebra thing.

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The what?

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No, the zebras are you.

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Ty's a reindeer.

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Don't worry about the zebras.

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I won't.

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I met this woman.

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So you said.

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And I felt something I've never felt before.

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Oh yeah.  I know that feeling.

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No, not that feeling.

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It was different.

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Inside, in me.

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Did this feeling lead anywhere?

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No.  And yes.

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You're a genius.

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It was pretty straightforward.

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You saved my night.

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Um...sure, why not?

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Apple martini. House special.

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As I drank, as I watched her,

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I felt warm.

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At least I presume it was warmth.

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It's been so long.

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And then what happened?

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Then she had to go clean up some vomit in the toilets.

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I haven't felt warmth in me in ages, Olaf.

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Food turns cold in my mouth.

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I lived my whole life with everything chilled down to nothing.

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But not last night,

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not with her.

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And I want to know why.

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You're going to say you have no idea, right?

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No.  I'm going to say I need to think about this.

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This is a lot of women trouble for one day.

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Well, get back to me when you're ready.

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I will.  It was an apple martini.

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Yes.

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Was it nice?

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The best.

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You can drop them in the slot.

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I know.

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No need to return them personally.

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I was here anyhow.

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Did you read them all in one day?

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Not really.

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Most of them are pretty dry.

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Did you read them?

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Yeah.  Do you have a god of choice?

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I guess.

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If you really wanted me to choose,

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I would choose Frigg.

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Really?

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That's very sensitive of you.

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You mean...

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which god is me?

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I would put you down as Thor or Ullr.

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One of the really blokey gods.

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Ah, don't tell me you're Bragi.

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What a wanker of a god he is.

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Yes, he is.

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You are correct there.

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You're not Bragi though, are you?

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No.

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Of course not.

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What if I told you I was...

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Odin?

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That would be amazing

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because I am, indeed, Frigg

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and of course Odin and Frigg are intertwined.

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Sorry?  You're Frigg?

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Yeah.  Also known in my earthbound form as Sonja.

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But in god world, I'm Frigg,

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foremost among the goddesses,

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mother of Baldr and Hod,

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dweller in the hall of Fensalir and the love of Odin

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Here's your card.

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Card?

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Your library card.

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Great to meet you, Odin.

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I've got a staff meeting now.

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Frigg gave you her card

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My library card.

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Because she's a librarian.

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How much did you actually tell her?

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What do you mean?

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Involving mortals in god business,

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it's a big no-no.

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I don't know.

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I got confused.

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What if she's not mortal?

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Is that possible?

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As possible as anything is possible.

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But, "Hi, I'm Frigg"

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and then she buggers off to a staff meeting.

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Maybe it was an important staff meeting.

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But that's not how it's meant to happen.

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Why not?

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Because it's a quest, that's why

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Should be more quest-y.

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It's a quest to you.

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It may not be a quest to her.

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Maybe to her, meeting a god's

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as natural as meeting a new zebra.

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What have zebras got to do with it?

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Trust me, don't go there.

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How did you feel when she said she was Frigg?

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Weird, I suppose.

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Did you want to jump her?

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It always comes back to sex with you, doesn't it?

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It's a fair question.

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What am I meant to feel?

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Only you know the answer to that.

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No, I don't.

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Yes, you do.

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No.

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Yes.

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For fuck's sake, can we just go and check out this chick?

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Okay, for once, I agree with him

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I'm getting nothing.

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I like her.

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You'd go there?

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Sure. In my younger days.

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Why is it always about sex?

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So speaks Mr. Frigid.

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Up yours.

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Guys.

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It's your call, Axl.

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I don't know.

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I liked it when she smiled at me.

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Give her one and see what happens.

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You're such a barbarian.

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We're trying to keep a low profile, Ty.

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Hello?  Yeah, I'm on my way over now.

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I'll be about 10 minutes.

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Four of them?  Intriguing.

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They were checking out the librarian.

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Do we have a name for this librarian?

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Sonja Freeman.

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Check the genealogy.

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Ooh, smashing.

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Where are they now?

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Hod got a call and took off.

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The rest went back to Bragi's office.

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Do you think it's her?

280
00:12:41,620 --> 00:12:42,770
I have no idea

281
00:12:42,770 --> 00:12:46,000
but they is the more question that I think.

282
00:12:46,350 --> 00:12:47,090
It seems simple to me.

283
00:12:47,490 --> 00:12:49,460
Do the business, a sign will follow.

284
00:12:49,790 --> 00:12:51,350
What if I do and if she isn't

285
00:12:51,350 --> 00:12:53,220
and the sign is I kill her.

286
00:12:53,290 --> 00:12:54,300
Don't flatter yourself, Axl.

287
00:12:54,300 --> 00:12:55,490
I'm sure it was a one-time thing.

288
00:12:55,630 --> 00:12:57,230
How exactly are you sure?

289
00:12:57,230 --> 00:12:58,230
Okay, I'm not sure,

290
00:12:58,230 --> 00:12:59,560
but he can't stop trying

291
00:12:59,560 --> 00:13:01,400
because one woman flakes out on him.

292
00:13:01,440 --> 00:13:02,330
I mean, maybe it's a good thing.

293
00:13:02,330 --> 00:13:03,400
Have you thought about that?

294
00:13:04,070 --> 00:13:06,290
Maybe he gave her the best orgasm of her life,

295
00:13:06,290 --> 00:13:09,340
an orgasm so good her body couldn't deal with it.

296
00:13:09,480 --> 00:13:11,050
Olaf, if you've got anything to add to this discussion,

297
00:13:11,050 --> 00:13:13,100
now would be a really good time.

298
00:13:13,750 --> 00:13:14,710
Anders is right.

299
00:13:14,710 --> 00:13:15,380
Yes.

300
00:13:15,750 --> 00:13:17,410
And also wrong.

301
00:13:17,520 --> 00:13:20,520
Grandpa. Clarity.

302
00:13:20,680 --> 00:13:23,750
I was thinking about the two goddesses I've made love to in my life.

303
00:13:24,020 --> 00:13:25,030
One I met in the field,

304
00:13:25,030 --> 00:13:25,850
the other, a hat shop.

305
00:13:25,860 --> 00:13:27,320
So why not a library?

306
00:13:28,000 --> 00:13:30,100
And yes, the physical act of making love to them,

307
00:13:30,100 --> 00:13:32,720
even the cold-hearted bitch who was your grandmother,

308
00:13:32,720 --> 00:13:35,520
was way more remarkable than any mortal woman.

309
00:13:36,200 --> 00:13:38,280
But there's way more to taming and marrying a goddess

310
00:13:38,280 --> 00:13:39,830
than simply sex.

311
00:13:39,840 --> 00:13:40,920
Yo, backing up here.

312
00:13:40,920 --> 00:13:42,000
What's this marrying shit?

313
00:13:42,270 --> 00:13:43,410
Goddesses are tricky.

314
00:13:43,410 --> 00:13:46,340
There's always a catch when you bag a goddess.

315
00:13:46,510 --> 00:13:48,480
With your grandma it was pain and suffering.

316
00:13:48,610 --> 00:13:50,310
Seeing as Frigg's the goddess of marriage

317
00:13:50,310 --> 00:13:53,510
Whoa, whoa.  Frigg's the goddess of marriage?

318
00:13:53,710 --> 00:13:56,480
Did you not read any of those books you got out of the library?

319
00:13:56,480 --> 00:13:57,440
One of them.

320
00:13:57,440 --> 00:14:00,320
It's all about giants and swords, not marriage.

321
00:14:01,060 --> 00:14:03,520
Frigg is the goddess of marriage, Axl.

322
00:14:03,590 --> 00:14:06,390
So you'd have to imagine she'd be pretty keen on it.

323
00:14:07,260 --> 00:14:08,460
I'm 21, man.

324
00:14:08,470 --> 00:14:10,530
I'm too young to get married.

325
00:14:10,700 --> 00:14:11,810
I bet in god world,

326
00:14:11,820 --> 00:14:13,150
marriage is a euphemism for something

327
00:14:13,160 --> 00:14:15,170
completely different to marriage in this world.

328
00:14:15,270 --> 00:14:15,940
What's a euphemism?

329
00:14:16,000 --> 00:14:16,740
It means it's different,

330
00:14:16,740 --> 00:14:18,570
it means probably they've hooked up

331
00:14:18,640 --> 00:14:20,740
Not walking down the aisle marriage like we know it.

332
00:14:20,740 --> 00:14:22,310
You're making this shit up.

333
00:14:22,310 --> 00:14:23,790
Even if it does mean the same thing,

334
00:14:23,800 --> 00:14:25,440
you're the god of gods.

335
00:14:25,780 --> 00:14:27,010
Your marriage can mean whatever you want it to mean.

336
00:14:27,080 --> 00:14:29,720
If you want to shag her out, who's going to stop you?

337
00:14:30,080 --> 00:14:31,780
You're Odin, dude.

338
00:14:34,150 --> 00:14:35,000
Thanks for coming back.

339
00:14:36,000 --> 00:14:37,260
Thanks for calling.

340
00:14:37,420 --> 00:14:39,460
You said my fridge system was shot.

341
00:14:40,530 --> 00:14:41,130
Did I?

342
00:14:41,330 --> 00:14:41,960
Isn't it?

343
00:14:44,000 --> 00:14:46,280
Apart from the times when it pisses out water, which I fixed,

344
00:14:46,280 --> 00:14:48,000
it seems entirely adequate.

345
00:14:49,870 --> 00:14:51,800
Do you want a martini instead?

346
00:14:53,340 --> 00:14:54,200
Now?

347
00:14:54,270 --> 00:14:55,270
Oh, you're probably busy.

348
00:14:55,740 --> 00:14:59,580
No, Yes.  Not too much.

349
00:15:01,650 --> 00:15:02,510
Why the hell not?

350
00:15:09,800 --> 00:15:11,120
Can I ask you a question?

351
00:15:11,120 --> 00:15:12,060
Of course.

352
00:15:14,430 --> 00:15:16,420
You called me even though your fridge doesn't need fixing.

353
00:15:19,400 --> 00:15:20,430
And I came anyway.

354
00:15:22,200 --> 00:15:23,900
Is that about something up so far?

355
00:15:24,700 --> 00:15:25,440
Yes.

356
00:15:27,100 --> 00:15:28,810
What do you think that is?

357
00:15:30,070 --> 00:15:31,410
I wish I knew.

358
00:15:39,350 --> 00:15:41,110
So now what?

359
00:15:41,110 --> 00:15:42,680
Now we drink.

360
00:15:51,160 --> 00:15:52,560
And we take it from there.

361
00:15:55,830 --> 00:15:57,200
Can I ask you another question?

362
00:15:58,000 --> 00:16:00,000
You're full of questions.

363
00:16:03,370 --> 00:16:06,400
Why do I find you so irresistible?

364
00:16:09,440 --> 00:16:11,440
I was about to ask you the same question.

365
00:16:22,450 --> 00:16:24,550
I don't want to get married.

366
00:16:24,620 --> 00:16:25,760
To a goddess.

367
00:16:25,830 --> 00:16:26,590
To anyone.

368
00:16:26,790 --> 00:16:27,560
Your call.

369
00:16:27,560 --> 00:16:28,630
No argument here.

370
00:16:29,390 --> 00:16:31,030
I get what everyone says,

371
00:16:31,130 --> 00:16:33,560
that whatever I do involves all you guys.

372
00:16:33,630 --> 00:16:35,630
No one is saying that, Axl.

373
00:16:35,700 --> 00:16:38,040
What if you die right this second

374
00:16:38,040 --> 00:16:40,370
because I hit you over the head with a bottle

375
00:16:40,380 --> 00:16:42,400
for even thinking about not doing this quest?

376
00:16:42,510 --> 00:16:44,310
What happens to me then?

377
00:16:44,310 --> 00:16:46,340
I die too is what, moron.

378
00:16:48,410 --> 00:16:50,540
You should really stop talking to Anders.

379
00:16:50,680 --> 00:16:51,850
It just sucks, man.

380
00:16:51,850 --> 00:16:54,690
One cute librarian and it's like the

381
00:16:54,750 --> 00:16:57,390
the whole fight of you and me and everything

382
00:16:57,390 --> 00:16:59,790
is about if I ask her out for coffee.

383
00:17:00,000 --> 00:17:01,420
I am not getting married to her.

384
00:17:01,690 --> 00:17:03,730
That's cool.  Whatever you want.

385
00:17:10,070 --> 00:17:11,170
Thank you for coming.

386
00:17:11,370 --> 00:17:12,800
Do we have to talk in here?

387
00:17:12,870 --> 00:17:14,500
Why not out there, where it's warm?

388
00:17:14,500 --> 00:17:16,210
I feel calm in here.

389
00:17:17,270 --> 00:17:19,610
The woman I told you about, Helen,

390
00:17:20,610 --> 00:17:22,010
Things moved on.

391
00:17:31,650 --> 00:17:33,020
It was kind of porno.

392
00:17:33,620 --> 00:17:35,620
Not that I watch porn, you understand.

393
00:17:35,690 --> 00:17:36,360
How porno?

394
00:17:36,360 --> 00:17:38,990
Very.  Up to a point.

395
00:17:46,070 --> 00:17:48,940
Oh, Mr. and Mrs Kahn.

396
00:17:48,940 --> 00:17:51,440
Hi, how are you?  Sorry.

397
00:17:53,740 --> 00:17:55,470
Then big ups to you.

398
00:17:55,470 --> 00:17:56,340
And we need to know this why?

399
00:17:56,510 --> 00:17:58,540
Mike, I was on fire.

400
00:17:59,050 --> 00:18:00,110
That never happens to me.

401
00:18:00,180 --> 00:18:04,150
Not literally on fire, by the way,but inside.

402
00:18:04,180 --> 00:18:04,720
Warmth.

403
00:18:04,720 --> 00:18:06,320
Like in my veins,

404
00:18:06,320 --> 00:18:07,480
like nothing I've ever experienced.

405
00:18:07,520 --> 00:18:08,690
I'm happy for you Ty.

406
00:18:08,760 --> 00:18:11,420
I'm also freezing my bollocks off.

407
00:18:11,420 --> 00:18:12,990
It really worries me, Mike,

408
00:18:13,060 --> 00:18:15,660
with all this Axl/Odin weird shit going down.

409
00:18:16,660 --> 00:18:18,500
Are they connected?

410
00:18:18,660 --> 00:18:19,360
Olaf?

411
00:18:21,000 --> 00:18:21,830
There are forces at work.

412
00:18:21,830 --> 00:18:23,200
What forces?

413
00:18:24,270 --> 00:18:25,000
Opposing forces.

414
00:18:26,270 --> 00:18:27,570
Opposing what?

415
00:18:31,110 --> 00:18:32,480
You have no idea, do you?

416
00:18:32,880 --> 00:18:33,540
No.

417
00:18:33,910 --> 00:18:35,380
But that doesn't make things any clearer.

418
00:18:35,380 --> 00:18:37,380
Really?  You think?

419
00:18:37,450 --> 00:18:39,010
I'm in love with Helen.

420
00:18:39,020 --> 00:18:41,520
Okay, you do fall in love a lot.

421
00:18:41,590 --> 00:18:42,390
I know, but this is different.

422
00:18:42,390 --> 00:18:44,320
And every time you say it's different.

423
00:18:44,390 --> 00:18:46,290
Yes, but this is different.

424
00:18:46,360 --> 00:18:47,520
Okay, it is different.

425
00:18:47,530 --> 00:18:50,590
But if it's good, is it bad?

426
00:18:50,660 --> 00:18:52,590
I don't know. That's what I'm trying to find out!

427
00:18:52,600 --> 00:18:58,100
Then until you find out otherwise,assume it's good.

428
00:19:00,500 --> 00:19:02,040
Apple martinis?

429
00:19:02,040 --> 00:19:03,310
The best.

430
00:19:17,070 --> 00:19:18,310
He went to the library again.

431
00:19:18,340 --> 00:19:19,640
- To see the girl? 
- To see the girl

432
00:19:20,110 --> 00:19:23,750
Took him about five minutes to actually sum up the courage to talk to her

433
00:19:24,180 --> 00:19:26,080
For Odin, he is a total wimp.

434
00:19:26,190 --> 00:19:28,000
Anything on the girl in the genealogy?

435
00:19:28,200 --> 00:19:29,020
Sonja Freeman.

436
00:19:29,190 --> 00:19:32,720
There was a Freeburg family on the second side of Hoften.

437
00:19:32,720 --> 00:19:34,560
That's as close as I've found, I'm afraid.

438
00:19:35,130 --> 00:19:36,230
So it is possible.

439
00:19:36,330 --> 00:19:37,990
With the Anglicizing of all the names,

440
00:19:37,990 --> 00:19:38,700
it's not impossible.

441
00:19:41,460 --> 00:19:42,530
Do you think he likes her?

442
00:19:42,530 --> 00:19:44,570
Well, yes.

443
00:19:45,740 --> 00:19:46,500
Hi.

444
00:19:47,540 --> 00:19:48,710
Odin.

445
00:19:49,010 --> 00:19:49,710
Frigg.

446
00:19:50,570 --> 00:19:51,540
That's me.

447
00:19:54,540 --> 00:19:57,240
Are you after a particular book?

448
00:19:57,240 --> 00:19:58,450
No. Um, I wondered

449
00:19:58,450 --> 00:20:01,380
if you'd like to go for coffee when you get a break.

450
00:20:01,450 --> 00:20:03,820
I'd love to.  Wait outside.

451
00:20:04,720 --> 00:20:05,450
- Now? 
- Yeah.

452
00:20:07,700 --> 00:20:11,230
I mean kind of no because I lost them.

453
00:20:26,230 --> 00:20:28,250
Hey, it's really hard following someone all day

454
00:20:28,250 --> 00:20:30,570
when it's just you on a bike and they're not on a bike.

455
00:20:30,810 --> 00:20:32,580
So don't give me grief about it.

456
00:20:33,350 --> 00:20:35,250
You know the best thing about being Frigg?

457
00:20:37,290 --> 00:20:38,090
God powers?

458
00:20:38,590 --> 00:20:40,550
Having a day of the week named after you.

459
00:20:40,920 --> 00:20:41,890
Cool.

460
00:20:44,060 --> 00:20:45,060
Friday.

461
00:20:45,260 --> 00:20:47,730
Oh, right. It's obvious when you think about it.

462
00:20:48,260 --> 00:20:50,400
The powers are pretty cool ,though.

463
00:20:50,730 --> 00:20:52,070
So what powers do you have?

464
00:20:52,230 --> 00:20:53,870
I spread love and goodness

465
00:20:53,870 --> 00:20:56,270
and provide clarity in choosing the path ahead.

466
00:20:56,570 --> 00:20:57,570
Awesome.

467
00:20:57,570 --> 00:20:59,060
Everyone thinks that I'm a slut

468
00:20:59,060 --> 00:21:00,270
because I sleep with your brothers

469
00:21:00,270 --> 00:21:01,740
You sleep with my brothers?

470
00:21:01,810 --> 00:21:02,810
Vili and Ve.

471
00:21:04,210 --> 00:21:05,510
They're not my brothers.

472
00:21:06,180 --> 00:21:07,210
I think they are, actually.

473
00:21:08,510 --> 00:21:10,680
Odin's brothers in god world.

474
00:21:11,050 --> 00:21:12,750
Who else did you think I meant?

475
00:21:13,320 --> 00:21:15,790
I have actual brothers in the real world.

476
00:21:16,390 --> 00:21:17,560
But they're different gods.

477
00:21:18,120 --> 00:21:20,360
Ullr, Hod and Bragi.

478
00:21:21,760 --> 00:21:25,000
Like I said, all the other gods think that I'm a slut

479
00:21:25,100 --> 00:21:27,060
but I am working to change that perception.

480
00:21:27,070 --> 00:21:29,500
By spreading love and goodness.

481
00:21:29,670 --> 00:21:30,640
Exactly.

482
00:21:32,740 --> 00:21:34,470
I haven't got my powers yet.

483
00:21:35,240 --> 00:21:37,340
Really? How do you survive?

484
00:21:38,040 --> 00:21:39,910
I just do.

485
00:21:40,080 --> 00:21:42,330
I get my powers

486
00:21:42,330 --> 00:21:44,210
when Odin and Frigg are reunited.

487
00:21:45,250 --> 00:21:46,880
Oh, I don't know that scenario.

488
00:21:47,020 --> 00:21:48,420
My grandfather said you mightn't.

489
00:21:48,420 --> 00:21:49,750
Your grandfather?

490
00:21:49,820 --> 00:21:53,720
Olaf. But he's actually Baldr.

491
00:21:55,020 --> 00:21:56,420
That's weird.

492
00:21:56,520 --> 00:21:57,720
Tell me about it.

493
00:21:57,820 --> 00:22:01,920
I mean, you're Odin, I'm Frigg

494
00:22:01,920 --> 00:22:04,300
and your grandfather is our son,

495
00:22:04,470 --> 00:22:08,570
who was killed by the spear thrown by your real world brother,

496
00:22:08,570 --> 00:22:09,940
who was Hod,

497
00:22:09,940 --> 00:22:13,470
who is Odin and Frigg's our son.

498
00:22:16,550 --> 00:22:18,580
Yeah, I get confused sometimes, too.

499
00:22:24,350 --> 00:22:28,050
So will Odin and Frigg get together?

500
00:22:30,900 --> 00:22:32,130
It's our destiny, isn't it?

501
00:22:33,530 --> 00:22:35,300
I like the idea of destiny.

502
00:22:36,260 --> 00:22:36,900
Cool.

503
00:22:38,070 --> 00:22:42,730
But if we did, would we have to get married?

504
00:22:42,900 --> 00:22:45,370
Hell no.  That would just complicate things.

505
00:22:46,270 --> 00:22:47,240
Awesome.

506
00:22:53,000 --> 00:22:54,810
Why do we have to meet in fucking suburban wasteland?

507
00:22:54,810 --> 00:22:56,210
Why can't we just meet in my office?

508
00:22:56,210 --> 00:22:57,410
Because some of us have work to do, Anders.

509
00:22:57,410 --> 00:22:58,620
I work, too.

510
00:22:58,620 --> 00:22:59,820
Where's Ty?

511
00:23:00,350 --> 00:23:01,800
He's kind of busy.

512
00:23:01,820 --> 00:23:02,700
Too busy for this?

513
00:23:03,120 --> 00:23:04,190
He's gone on a date.

514
00:23:04,290 --> 00:23:05,120
Who's the poor woman?

515
00:23:05,120 --> 00:23:06,660
Someone who makes him feel warm.

516
00:23:06,660 --> 00:23:08,630
Doesn't he care that this could be the most important thing ever?

517
00:23:08,630 --> 00:23:11,300
Ty said he's happy to go along with whatever we decide

518
00:23:11,330 --> 00:23:14,200
about whatever it is that's so important.

519
00:23:14,800 --> 00:23:16,270
I think she's the one.

520
00:23:16,370 --> 00:23:17,500
The librarian?

521
00:23:18,070 --> 00:23:20,040
And we know this how?

522
00:23:20,040 --> 00:23:21,610
Was there a blinding flash of light?

523
00:23:21,610 --> 00:23:23,570
Were you consumed with desire for her?

524
00:23:23,680 --> 00:23:25,510
She knows heaps about god stuff,

525
00:23:25,510 --> 00:23:26,570
way more than Olaf.

526
00:23:26,570 --> 00:23:27,480
But did the earth move for you?

527
00:23:27,480 --> 00:23:29,310
Do you mean an actual earthquake?

528
00:23:29,310 --> 00:23:30,650
No, in bed, numb nuts.

529
00:23:30,650 --> 00:23:31,720
We haven't done that.

530
00:23:32,180 --> 00:23:35,420
I'm worried if I take whatever poor girl like she's a goddess.

531
00:23:35,420 --> 00:23:37,020
You mean she'll explode?

532
00:23:37,020 --> 00:23:37,990
I don't think even Odin

533
00:23:37,990 --> 00:23:39,690
could make a woman explode with pleasure.

534
00:23:39,690 --> 00:23:40,790
What should I do?

535
00:23:40,860 --> 00:23:42,190
Do what you feel is right.

536
00:23:42,190 --> 00:23:43,530
But how will I know it is right?

537
00:23:43,530 --> 00:23:44,230
You will know.

538
00:23:44,230 --> 00:23:44,730
How?

539
00:23:44,800 --> 00:23:46,000
Only you know that.

540
00:23:46,000 --> 00:23:46,730
No,I don't.

541
00:23:46,800 --> 00:23:47,530
You will.

542
00:23:47,530 --> 00:23:48,130
When?!

543
00:23:48,130 --> 00:23:49,570
When you realize.

544
00:23:49,670 --> 00:23:50,730
Realize what?!

545
00:23:50,800 --> 00:23:51,800
Okay.

546
00:23:53,400 --> 00:23:56,400
See her again, see what happens,

547
00:23:56,600 --> 00:23:57,740
don't rush into anything.

548
00:23:59,010 --> 00:24:00,370
Be sure, Axl.

549
00:24:00,670 --> 00:24:02,480
Then tell us if she explodes.

550
00:24:06,180 --> 00:24:08,450
Okay, go on, take your best shot.

551
00:24:08,450 --> 00:24:10,120
Why would I? I love Wellington.

552
00:24:10,220 --> 00:24:13,550
Wellington is actually a great place, apart from the weather.

553
00:24:13,660 --> 00:24:15,360
I even love Wellington weather.

554
00:24:15,560 --> 00:24:17,840
Wind, rain, especially rain that comes in sideways,

555
00:24:17,840 --> 00:24:20,120
all good to me.

556
00:24:20,420 --> 00:24:21,330
Liar.

557
00:24:21,400 --> 00:24:22,330
I swear.

558
00:24:23,230 --> 00:24:23,900
Thank you.

559
00:24:28,000 --> 00:24:30,400
Do you, do you miss Wellington?

560
00:24:30,870 --> 00:24:33,200
Everything, except the weather.

561
00:24:34,000 --> 00:24:37,580
But it was time to sell up and move on.

562
00:24:39,240 --> 00:24:41,510
I took a major bath financially

563
00:24:41,510 --> 00:24:43,850
and I swore I would never own another club.

564
00:24:43,850 --> 00:24:45,420
That's working out well for you.

565
00:24:47,090 --> 00:24:49,050
Yeah, took about two weeks being here

566
00:24:49,050 --> 00:24:51,720
to realize I'm addicted to the lifestyle.

567
00:24:53,020 --> 00:24:54,030
Here we are today.

568
00:24:54,930 --> 00:24:56,930
Here we are, indeed.

569
00:25:00,130 --> 00:25:03,930
And in a couple of hours, I need to be at my new money pit

570
00:25:04,100 --> 00:25:06,420
so I figure we've got time for dessert

571
00:25:06,420 --> 00:25:08,740
or we can go back to your place,

572
00:25:09,140 --> 00:25:11,470
pick up from where we got interrupted.

573
00:25:13,710 --> 00:25:14,980
Tough choice.

574
00:25:42,370 --> 00:25:43,570
Is it cold in here?

575
00:25:43,570 --> 00:25:44,440
It's okay.

576
00:25:53,940 --> 00:25:55,310
Is that snow?

577
00:26:03,790 --> 00:26:04,560
Taste it.

578
00:26:09,760 --> 00:26:10,630
Apple.

579
00:26:11,000 --> 00:26:12,840
This is so cool.

580
00:26:14,100 --> 00:26:15,940
Do you want to go first or shall I?

581
00:26:16,770 --> 00:26:17,910
Maybe you should.

582
00:26:19,080 --> 00:26:21,840
Eden, keeper of the apples,

583
00:26:21,840 --> 00:26:24,610
granter of youthfulness.

584
00:26:25,210 --> 00:26:26,380
And you are?

585
00:26:27,150 --> 00:26:31,380
Hod, kind of god of all things dark and cold.

586
00:26:32,250 --> 00:26:33,190
Sorry.

587
00:26:33,290 --> 00:26:34,360
Why sorry?

588
00:26:35,320 --> 00:26:37,260
There are much better gods than me.

589
00:26:38,060 --> 00:26:39,020
I wouldn't know.

590
00:26:39,030 --> 00:26:41,090
You're the first god I've ever made love to.

591
00:26:42,560 --> 00:26:43,600
Me too.

592
00:26:56,200 --> 00:26:56,960
Hi.

593
00:26:57,460 --> 00:26:58,400
Oh, hello.

594
00:26:59,070 --> 00:27:00,100
How's it going?

595
00:27:00,600 --> 00:27:03,440
Spread any love and the librarian stuff too?

596
00:27:03,500 --> 00:27:05,340
Good, using love as a weapon.

597
00:27:05,710 --> 00:27:06,770
How about you?

598
00:27:07,000 --> 00:27:10,440
Good.  I enjoyed coffee yesterday.

599
00:27:10,840 --> 00:27:12,410
Yeah, yeah, it was really nice.

600
00:27:12,810 --> 00:27:16,200
And I kind of wondered if you'd like to out another time

601
00:27:16,210 --> 00:27:17,400
for something other than coffee.

602
00:27:17,480 --> 00:27:20,100
Dinner or even lunch maybe.

603
00:27:20,380 --> 00:27:23,850
Or you could come to the party we're having at our flat tonight.

604
00:27:24,220 --> 00:27:25,390
Oh, okay.  That could work.

605
00:27:25,490 --> 00:27:27,320
There'll be loads of gods there.

606
00:27:27,660 --> 00:27:28,660
Really?

607
00:27:28,730 --> 00:27:31,660
But you'll need to come in your Odin garb, though.

608
00:27:31,760 --> 00:27:32,530
Garb?

609
00:27:32,530 --> 00:27:34,830
Robes.  You can't come in human guise.

610
00:27:34,900 --> 00:27:37,570
Thor has very strict orders to keep out all mortals.

611
00:27:38,070 --> 00:27:41,300
Oh.  I haven't actually got any garb.

612
00:27:41,370 --> 00:27:42,540
I have a sword.

613
00:27:43,610 --> 00:27:46,480
Close enough.  I'll text you the details.

614
00:27:51,680 --> 00:27:55,340
You'd think if they were gods meeting in Mount Eden that

615
00:27:55,350 --> 00:27:56,980
we would know about it.

616
00:27:57,090 --> 00:27:58,650
As much as they should know about us.

617
00:27:58,720 --> 00:27:59,720
- Ingrid? 
-  And true.

618
00:27:59,720 --> 00:28:02,220
Face it, we're not close as a species.

619
00:28:02,260 --> 00:28:05,760
It would make things much easier if we weren't so spread out.

620
00:28:06,930 --> 00:28:09,290
And she said party, not meeting?

621
00:28:10,830 --> 00:28:14,500
I find it difficult to imagine a party with gods and goddesses,

622
00:28:14,970 --> 00:28:18,200
not without someone stabbing someone's eye out with a herring fork.

623
00:28:18,240 --> 00:28:19,440
It's a pity we're not more social.

624
00:28:19,470 --> 00:28:22,570
Gods are stupid and vain and goddesses so damn needy.

625
00:28:22,740 --> 00:28:25,140
A whole room of them eating cheese and swapping small talk.

626
00:28:26,110 --> 00:28:27,380
But we get on quite well.

627
00:28:27,400 --> 00:28:29,710
That's because we're united in purpose, Ingrid.

628
00:28:30,120 --> 00:28:33,050
Otherwise, quite frankly, I would cross the road to avoid you.

629
00:28:34,020 --> 00:28:36,220
I'm just telling you how it is. Sorry.

630
00:28:40,090 --> 00:28:43,430
You like parties, don't you?

631
00:28:46,760 --> 00:28:47,700
Olaf.

632
00:28:49,770 --> 00:28:53,130
I'm so in demand these days I've started doing house calls.

633
00:28:53,170 --> 00:28:54,710
I didn't demand you.

634
00:28:54,770 --> 00:28:58,470
But I had a dream of snow and apples.

635
00:28:58,970 --> 00:29:03,000
Dreams tend to mean stuff when you're the family oracle.

636
00:29:05,850 --> 00:29:09,550
The woman I met, Helen, she's also a goddess.

637
00:29:09,550 --> 00:29:11,290
Ah Who?

638
00:29:11,590 --> 00:29:12,560
Eden.

639
00:29:12,620 --> 00:29:16,520
The apple martinis, that would be what triggered the dream.

640
00:29:16,690 --> 00:29:18,090
She's your first, I take it.

641
00:29:18,160 --> 00:29:20,000
No, no, I slept with women before.

642
00:29:20,030 --> 00:29:21,160
Goddess.

643
00:29:22,070 --> 00:29:23,000
Yes.

644
00:29:23,070 --> 00:29:24,570
It's a rush, hey?

645
00:29:25,570 --> 00:29:28,000
It was... amazing.

646
00:29:28,570 --> 00:29:30,740
We talked about everything,

647
00:29:31,140 --> 00:29:32,780
we shared our lives.

648
00:29:33,840 --> 00:29:35,110
I thought our family was messed up

649
00:29:35,110 --> 00:29:37,650
but her dad actually killed her mom

650
00:29:37,650 --> 00:29:39,280
and then killed himself in prison.

651
00:29:40,150 --> 00:29:42,310
It's amazing.  She's so incredible.

652
00:29:43,120 --> 00:29:44,720
And I told her all about our family

653
00:29:44,720 --> 00:29:46,020
and how I hate being me.

654
00:29:47,090 --> 00:29:50,390
She's the first person I've ever been able to talk to properly.

655
00:29:50,790 --> 00:29:52,760
Now you're in love with her.

656
00:29:53,760 --> 00:29:55,600
What do you know about Eden?

657
00:29:55,860 --> 00:29:56,830
I just told you.

658
00:29:57,030 --> 00:29:58,470
No, not about Helen.

659
00:29:59,230 --> 00:30:02,600
Helen's a vessel, just as you and I are vessels.

660
00:30:02,900 --> 00:30:04,600
What do you know about the goddess Eden?

661
00:30:05,110 --> 00:30:09,080
Uh, she's the giver of youth,

662
00:30:10,240 --> 00:30:14,540
she has the power to make those around her feel younger, more alive.

663
00:30:14,650 --> 00:30:16,620
Yes, she is a giving goddess.

664
00:30:17,980 --> 00:30:20,320
The goddess Eden inspires love

665
00:30:20,720 --> 00:30:22,390
so you can't help but love her.

666
00:30:23,060 --> 00:30:26,290
But there's only one god who will ever possess her heart

667
00:30:26,960 --> 00:30:28,330
and it's not Hod.

668
00:30:28,530 --> 00:30:30,830
Please tell me it's not bloody Odin.

669
00:30:31,060 --> 00:30:32,000
Bragi.

670
00:30:33,370 --> 00:30:34,430
Oh, you're shitting me.

671
00:30:34,430 --> 00:30:35,910
As Odin has his Frigg,

672
00:30:35,920 --> 00:30:37,070
Eden has her Bragi.

673
00:30:37,740 --> 00:30:38,770
If they catch sight of each other,

674
00:30:38,770 --> 00:30:40,570
you don't exist anymore.

675
00:30:41,710 --> 00:30:43,070
So if Helen meets Anders

676
00:30:43,140 --> 00:30:45,320
She will fall in love with Bragi

677
00:30:45,320 --> 00:30:48,470
like she has countless times over thousands of years.

678
00:30:48,950 --> 00:30:49,810
But he's a wanker!

679
00:30:49,880 --> 00:30:52,270
Yes.  And he will treat her badly

680
00:30:52,270 --> 00:30:55,520
and she will continue to love him until...

681
00:30:58,060 --> 00:31:01,000
until it ends badly for her, like it always does.

682
00:31:04,930 --> 00:31:07,260
I prefer you when you were the didn't-know-much oracle.

683
00:31:08,130 --> 00:31:10,600
I think I'm getting my mojo back.

684
00:31:14,170 --> 00:31:15,470
Thank you, Dawn.

685
00:31:15,540 --> 00:31:17,340
You may go home early, if you wish.

686
00:31:17,440 --> 00:31:18,700
I told you I was leaving early.

687
00:31:18,710 --> 00:31:19,740
I have a huge night.

688
00:31:19,740 --> 00:31:21,580
And now your wish has come true.

689
00:31:22,880 --> 00:31:25,250
Why can't he be nice like you?

690
00:31:25,320 --> 00:31:26,850
Because he's special.

691
00:31:33,850 --> 00:31:35,390
What do you mean you're going to a god party?

692
00:31:36,160 --> 00:31:37,420
What I said,

693
00:31:37,420 --> 00:31:38,820
a party of gods.

694
00:31:39,830 --> 00:31:41,090
If there are a bunch of gods living down the road,

695
00:31:41,160 --> 00:31:42,260
how come we don't know about them?

696
00:31:42,770 --> 00:31:45,460
Mike, face it, there could be gods living next door.

697
00:31:45,470 --> 00:31:47,430
We wouldn't have a clue.

698
00:31:49,170 --> 00:31:50,570
Then we need to go to this party.

699
00:31:50,770 --> 00:31:52,440
Whoa, I don't think so.

700
00:31:53,140 --> 00:31:55,370
If I'm going to find out if she is Frigg or not,

701
00:31:55,380 --> 00:31:56,840
you dicks being there isn't going to help.

702
00:31:56,910 --> 00:31:58,280
Someone's growing some stones.

703
00:31:59,610 --> 00:32:00,800
I don't want to put you at risk.

704
00:32:01,750 --> 00:32:04,000
If I am Odin, Mike,

705
00:32:04,000 --> 00:32:05,720
I should be able to look after myself.

706
00:32:05,920 --> 00:32:06,900
I'm good with that.

707
00:32:07,050 --> 00:32:09,760
Odin has spoken.  Sweet.

708
00:32:10,520 --> 00:32:13,190
Don't worry.  I'll be cool.

709
00:32:14,590 --> 00:32:16,460
First sign of trouble, you text me.

710
00:32:16,800 --> 00:32:18,530
That's not very epic, is it?

711
00:32:18,600 --> 00:32:19,900
A god texting another god?

712
00:32:20,000 --> 00:32:22,470
So who's the hottie you're laying your icy charms on?

713
00:32:23,170 --> 00:32:24,000
You don't know her.

714
00:32:24,070 --> 00:32:26,400
If the two of you want to meet up later for a drink,

715
00:32:26,400 --> 00:32:27,270
I'm not doing anything.

716
00:32:28,140 --> 00:32:29,710
You'll never know her.

717
00:32:29,910 --> 00:32:31,040
Ouch.  That's cold.

718
00:32:37,700 --> 00:32:40,010
Hey, do you want to go to the...

719
00:32:40,270 --> 00:32:41,610
Why do you look like a gay Russian?

720
00:32:42,640 --> 00:32:43,580
Going to a party.

721
00:32:43,650 --> 00:32:46,000
Toga!  Toga, toga!

722
00:32:46,000 --> 00:32:47,640
No, no, not a toga party.

723
00:32:47,850 --> 00:32:50,180
Can I come?  I washed the chuck stains out of my sheet.

724
00:32:50,190 --> 00:32:51,720
Zeb, it's not a toga party

725
00:32:51,720 --> 00:32:53,690
and you're not invited.

726
00:32:54,000 --> 00:32:54,760
What?

727
00:32:54,960 --> 00:32:56,160
It's not your sort of party.

728
00:32:56,330 --> 00:32:57,830
Whose sort of party is it?

729
00:33:01,760 --> 00:33:03,330
Are you going to a toga party?

730
00:33:03,380 --> 00:33:04,130
No!

731
00:33:04,230 --> 00:33:05,730
It's not our sort of party.

732
00:33:05,800 --> 00:33:06,400
Your sort of party.

733
00:33:06,600 --> 00:33:07,530
So can I come?

734
00:33:08,100 --> 00:33:11,540
No.  It's a party that I'm going to and no one else,

735
00:33:12,640 --> 00:33:14,240
except for the people that'll be there, obviously.

736
00:33:14,340 --> 00:33:16,310
Are you on a pussy hunt again?

737
00:33:16,580 --> 00:33:19,610
It's a party to which I've been invited, not you guys.

738
00:33:20,950 --> 00:33:21,780
Sorry.

739
00:33:27,850 --> 00:33:29,590
Have you gone gay?

740
00:33:47,670 --> 00:33:50,340
Whom do you seek in this hole, stranger?

741
00:33:50,780 --> 00:33:53,410
I'm Odin, Frigg invited me.

742
00:33:53,510 --> 00:33:56,750
You're not cloaked as Odin, lord of the Aesir.

743
00:33:57,310 --> 00:33:59,680
I'm new at this.  You're Thor?

744
00:33:59,800 --> 00:34:03,420
Behold, the hammer of the gods.

745
00:34:03,520 --> 00:34:06,060
Right.  I got this.

746
00:34:07,020 --> 00:34:07,890
Cool.

747
00:34:09,360 --> 00:34:10,590
Enter.  Odin!

748
00:34:18,300 --> 00:34:19,900
But what if Anders never meets her?

749
00:34:20,000 --> 00:34:21,830
Do you think you can arrange that?

750
00:34:21,870 --> 00:34:22,670
Sure.

751
00:34:22,940 --> 00:34:24,570
I mean, it's not like we're a tight family,

752
00:34:24,570 --> 00:34:26,870
especially when it comes to Anders.

753
00:34:26,980 --> 00:34:27,790
That's very optimistic

754
00:34:27,790 --> 00:34:28,910
for a natural pessimist.

755
00:34:29,710 --> 00:34:31,910
There is no earthly reason why they should ever meet.

756
00:34:32,050 --> 00:34:34,620
No earthly reason, no.

757
00:34:58,620 --> 00:35:00,990
Hey!  Is Frigg here?

758
00:35:01,070 --> 00:35:01,840
Hi.

759
00:35:02,710 --> 00:35:03,510
Sorry?

760
00:35:03,610 --> 00:35:05,780
I'm Frigg.  Like your sword.

761
00:35:07,150 --> 00:35:08,050
You're not Frigg.

762
00:35:08,350 --> 00:35:10,220
Yeah, I am.  Frigg991.

763
00:35:10,280 --> 00:35:11,850
He means the other one.

764
00:35:12,250 --> 00:35:12,880
Sorry?

765
00:35:13,050 --> 00:35:14,120
The one in the bedroom.

766
00:35:14,220 --> 00:35:15,220
Not alone, either.

767
00:35:15,590 --> 00:35:18,450
Oh, her.  Everyone loves her.

768
00:35:19,260 --> 00:35:20,090
Okay.

769
00:35:22,490 --> 00:35:23,660
No point talking to him.

770
00:35:23,700 --> 00:35:26,960
He's Vidarr, the silent god?

771
00:35:27,830 --> 00:35:29,330
Right!

772
00:35:29,430 --> 00:35:30,970
So which god are you meant to be?

773
00:35:31,070 --> 00:35:33,640
Didn't exactly put much effort into your costume, did you?

774
00:35:34,040 --> 00:35:35,040
He's got a cool sword.

775
00:35:35,010 --> 00:35:36,470
Looks fake to me.

776
00:35:41,680 --> 00:35:46,050
I'm MoronZebra1, god of idiots.

777
00:35:46,180 --> 00:35:47,280
Have we met in the game?

778
00:35:47,280 --> 00:35:51,520
No.  We haven't met in the game or any reality for that matter.

779
00:35:52,220 --> 00:35:52,820
Excuse me.

780
00:35:56,030 --> 00:35:58,290
Hey! Um, hi.

781
00:35:58,360 --> 00:35:59,330
Thanks for the party

782
00:35:59,330 --> 00:36:00,300
but I've got to get going.

783
00:36:00,310 --> 00:36:01,590
You bastard.

784
00:36:01,590 --> 00:36:03,300
You sick freak!

785
00:36:03,300 --> 00:36:03,830
What?

786
00:36:03,900 --> 00:36:05,130
I know all about what you do.

787
00:36:05,230 --> 00:36:06,000
What the hell are you on about?

788
00:36:06,040 --> 00:36:08,200
Using the Internet to meet girls

789
00:36:08,200 --> 00:36:09,770
and then drugging them?!

790
00:36:09,800 --> 00:36:11,340
Hold up, who told you this crap?

791
00:36:11,340 --> 00:36:12,580
Someone who knows all about you!

792
00:36:15,000 --> 00:36:15,840
Hello, Axl.

793
00:36:22,320 --> 00:36:23,220
What are you doing here?

794
00:36:23,220 --> 00:36:24,020
Warning Sonja.

795
00:36:24,390 --> 00:36:26,650
I planned to be gone before you arrived but...

796
00:36:27,050 --> 00:36:29,690
Sonja distracted me with her wicked ways.

797
00:36:42,890 --> 00:36:43,900
Who are you?

798
00:36:44,070 --> 00:36:45,200
One of those who will stop you.

799
00:36:45,270 --> 00:36:46,640
Stop me doing what?

800
00:36:46,710 --> 00:36:48,340
Are all the gods as dim as you?

801
00:36:48,440 --> 00:36:50,000
Figure it out, dipshit.

802
00:36:55,110 --> 00:36:56,410
Watch out for my stuff!

803
00:36:59,780 --> 00:37:00,580
Finding the Frigg.

804
00:37:00,650 --> 00:37:02,520
She will never be yours.

805
00:37:05,720 --> 00:37:07,120
Oh my god.

806
00:37:10,630 --> 00:37:11,530
She's not her.

807
00:37:11,530 --> 00:37:13,060
I know that now.

808
00:37:16,060 --> 00:37:17,030
Hey!

809
00:37:20,000 --> 00:37:22,000
But you were fun finding out.

810
00:37:24,070 --> 00:37:25,240
Who are you?!

811
00:37:25,310 --> 00:37:26,010
I told you!

812
00:37:26,300 --> 00:37:27,140
Why are you trying to kill me?

813
00:37:27,210 --> 00:37:27,910
I'm not!

814
00:37:29,000 --> 00:37:30,210
You put an arrow in me!

815
00:37:30,310 --> 00:37:31,710
Back then I was trying to kill you.

816
00:37:32,680 --> 00:37:34,500
And now?  This isn't trying to kill me?

817
00:37:34,680 --> 00:37:36,150
No.  Now if I was trying to kill you,

818
00:37:36,150 --> 00:37:37,620
I'd do this.

819
00:37:47,020 --> 00:37:48,000
Who the hell are you?

820
00:37:48,000 --> 00:37:49,060
My true name is Sjofn.

821
00:37:49,130 --> 00:37:50,000
Who?

822
00:37:50,100 --> 00:37:52,470
You how they say love's a bitch?  That's me.

823
00:38:00,000 --> 00:38:03,640
Best party ever.

824
00:38:09,020 --> 00:38:10,650
Why are you trying to stop this?

825
00:38:10,720 --> 00:38:12,450
You gods had your time and what happened?

826
00:38:12,450 --> 00:38:14,090
We were driven from our home by the Christians.

827
00:38:14,120 --> 00:38:15,060
That was centuries ago.

828
00:38:15,120 --> 00:38:16,590
You can't blame us for back then.

829
00:38:16,590 --> 00:38:17,560
We aren't blaming you,dipshit.

830
00:38:17,830 --> 00:38:19,730
It's the best thing that ever to happened goddesses.

831
00:38:19,760 --> 00:38:20,880
We rule here.

832
00:38:20,880 --> 00:38:22,000
We own this country.

833
00:38:22,000 --> 00:38:23,000
This is our time

834
00:38:23,000 --> 00:38:24,770
and you dickheads are not going screw it up.

835
00:38:29,700 --> 00:38:31,600
We will find her first.

836
00:38:35,780 --> 00:38:37,410
Not if we find her first!

837
00:38:40,190 --> 00:38:40,690
Goddesses

838
00:38:41,690 --> 00:38:42,860
we got that much grandpa

839
00:38:42,860 --> 00:38:44,860
Goddesses are tricky enough on their own,

840
00:38:44,860 --> 00:38:46,100
let alone if they're working in a pack.

841
00:38:46,100 --> 00:38:48,160
That crap about owning this country,

842
00:38:48,160 --> 00:38:49,260
that's bullshit, right?

843
00:38:49,460 --> 00:38:51,180
Bunch of goddesses put their minds to something,

844
00:38:51,180 --> 00:38:52,760
you try stopping them.

845
00:38:53,160 --> 00:38:56,000
One time your grandma and her sisters set the postman on fire

846
00:38:56,000 --> 00:38:58,600
But are they trying to kill me or not?

847
00:38:58,600 --> 00:39:01,540
Not.  Otherwise you'd be dead.

848
00:39:01,740 --> 00:39:03,470
Of course, that might all change.

849
00:39:03,470 --> 00:39:06,710
Goddesses, in my experience, are very temperamental.

850
00:39:06,710 --> 00:39:09,150
What they are today and what they get up to tomorrow,

851
00:39:09,150 --> 00:39:10,380
who can say?

852
00:39:10,450 --> 00:39:13,120
So we have a race on our hands.

853
00:39:13,620 --> 00:39:15,450
Whoever finds the girl wins.

854
00:39:20,450 --> 00:39:21,660
She looks good.

855
00:39:24,360 --> 00:39:25,630
You want another drink?

856
00:39:26,090 --> 00:39:26,960
They're free.

857
00:39:27,530 --> 00:39:29,030
They let me drink free until she melts.

858
00:39:30,530 --> 00:39:32,700
Free piss and a creative outlet.

859
00:39:32,700 --> 00:39:34,530
You're a winner on all fronts.

860
00:39:35,940 --> 00:39:37,310
You did the right thing, man.

861
00:39:53,710 --> 00:39:55,150
She's the rejuvenator.

862
00:39:55,360 --> 00:39:56,190
She dispenses love.

863
00:39:56,190 --> 00:39:57,560
That's what Eden does.

864
00:40:01,560 --> 00:40:02,930
Usual?

865
00:40:03,000 --> 00:40:03,700
I'll pass.

866
00:40:04,470 --> 00:40:05,870
You alright?

867
00:40:05,870 --> 00:40:07,240
Been better.

868
00:40:08,600 --> 00:40:10,900
I'm usually the one at the other end of the speech

869
00:40:10,970 --> 00:40:14,570
so if I get it wrong, please forgive me.

870
00:40:15,570 --> 00:40:17,040
It's better than waiting for the day when she left me.

871
00:40:18,080 --> 00:40:20,110
Which she would have, inevitably.

872
00:40:20,310 --> 00:40:22,110
At least I got to say the line.

873
00:40:22,720 --> 00:40:24,280
I really...

874
00:40:24,950 --> 00:40:28,150
I mean, really, really like you.

875
00:40:28,860 --> 00:40:32,260
And not just because you're my first goddess.

876
00:40:34,660 --> 00:40:40,560
But I know in here that we're not destined to be together.

877
00:40:40,900 --> 00:40:42,880
Whatever brought us together

878
00:40:42,890 --> 00:40:45,700
won't keep us together, will it?

879
00:40:47,040 --> 00:40:50,000
I'm not really what you'd call a one-man goddess.

880
00:40:51,070 --> 00:40:52,010
I know.

881
00:40:53,080 --> 00:40:53,810
Can we at least...

882
00:40:53,810 --> 00:40:56,810
Please, let me.

883
00:40:57,480 --> 00:41:01,430
I would very much like it if there was a way,

884
00:41:01,430 --> 00:41:04,810
a universe where we could still be friends.

885
00:41:05,050 --> 00:41:06,890
But I don't think there is.

886
00:41:07,960 --> 00:41:09,620
And I'm sure she took it well.

887
00:41:11,690 --> 00:41:13,260
She did, actually.

888
00:41:17,960 --> 00:41:19,730
Try to stay out of the dark,Ty

889
00:41:26,770 --> 00:41:28,540
It's cold in here.

890
00:41:28,610 --> 00:41:30,180
That would be me.

891
00:41:30,180 --> 00:41:30,910
No, that would be her.

892
00:41:33,010 --> 00:41:34,280
If it makes you feel any better,

893
00:41:34,350 --> 00:41:36,650
goddesses are our sworn enemies now

894
00:41:36,650 --> 00:41:38,050
so it would never have worked out.

895
00:41:38,150 --> 00:41:39,390
It doesn't.

896
00:41:39,390 --> 00:41:41,760
Huh, that's the spirit.

897
00:41:43,820 --> 00:41:44,990
Thanks, Grandpa.

898
00:41:52,790 --> 00:41:54,630
Ty, is that you?

899
00:41:55,270 --> 00:41:55,940
Hi, Dawn.

900
00:41:56,200 --> 00:41:59,270
Yes.  You may just have saved my life.

901
00:41:59,370 --> 00:42:00,670
Really?

902
00:42:01,170 --> 00:42:03,410
The huge party I'm on, it's gone feral.

903
00:42:03,410 --> 00:42:04,180
I ducked in here to hide.

904
00:42:04,180 --> 00:42:07,420
So if you see several insane women wearing fluffy tiaras,

905
00:42:07,420 --> 00:42:08,610
let me know.

906
00:42:08,680 --> 00:42:09,350
Will do.

907
00:42:09,350 --> 00:42:11,350
Want a drink while you're hiding?

908
00:42:11,350 --> 00:42:12,300
They're free.

909
00:42:12,350 --> 00:42:14,580
Yeah. No shit?

910
00:42:14,690 --> 00:42:17,150
I have powers. At least in here.

911
00:42:17,260 --> 00:42:19,520
I think I love you.

912
00:42:21,990 --> 00:42:23,560
What would you like?

913
00:42:23,560 --> 00:42:33,560
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914
00:42:34,305 --> 00:43:34,869
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