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I know it's freaky.

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but what you need to get your head around, Axl, is that your family

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are all gods.

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Gods.

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Norse gods.

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Very funny. Ha-ha.

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Am I a god now? I feel like a god.

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Of course you feel like a bloody god.

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Which god?

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Odin.

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Odin.

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If he is Odin,

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you know that changes everything, right?

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Yeah, I know.

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You haven't even told your wife.

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She's a mortal who knows nothing.

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When he returns, he shall have two hearts.

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Are you a powerful god?

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You bet.

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The tip of the arrow

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wedged between his ribs.

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It's like he's got two hearts now.

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You did precisely what you were told not to

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and managed only to complete the prophecy.

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Well, well done.

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You are the living incarnation of Odin.

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You need to find a woman.

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I can handle that.

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Not just any woman, Frigg.

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If Odin and Frigg are reunited,

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we will rule as gods once again.

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If you die before this quest is complete,

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we all die too.

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No pressure then.

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So, I can go now?

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You may go, Dawn.

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Your work today has been exemplary.

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I live to wait upon you.

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Another thing I love about you.

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It's, uh, good to see you're over your injury.

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My doctor says I need to take it easy.

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You and Anders must see the same doctor.

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But, uh, you're good to get your own beers now?

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We will struggle on without you.

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See you, Dawn.

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Bye, Dawn.

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It's good you're better.

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Taking it easy.

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Not that you can do that for the rest of your life,

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which is also the rest of my life as it turns out.

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Mike should be here

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if we're going to talk about that kind of stuff.

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Mike's a pussy.

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Mike said we should wait for a sign from Olaf.

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He reckons Olaf's way more onto it

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when he comes back after a surf.

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And while we're waiting for

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mike and Olaf to get their shit together,

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you might drop dead

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and take us all with you,

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not to mention the many innocent people

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that will perish in whatever

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cataclysmic event your death provoked.

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I don't need this kind of pressure, man,

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not so soon after some woman put an arrow in me.

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You lived. Forget her, she was a freak.

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Who tried to kill me.

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Listen, you need to start putting it about.

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Putting what about?

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You, you egg.

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I'm Odin! Don't call me an egg.

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Yes, but like an egg, you need to get laid.

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- How come? - To find Frigg, dip-shit.

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It's not a very nice name, is it, Frigg.

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It's kind of cold.

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I bet all those other goddesses have much nicer names.

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Can you focus, please?

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We have to get started on this, Axl.

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- How?    -  How?

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By letting you loose on the womenfolk, of course.

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* My god, I'm beaten *

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* When I fall down, I fall down, on my knees, I fall. *

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I'm very sorry.

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We did everything by the book.

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Exactly what you said, again.

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I don't get what we did wrong.

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I understand, Valerie,

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how you feel right at this moment,

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but bear in mind the pregnancy rate for...

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I know what the fucking pregnancy rates are

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for woman my age.

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It's because I'm a god, isn't it?

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It is a real possibility, Mike,

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that your god sperm and

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Valerie's mortal eggs can never fertilize,

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even though to human eyes, they seem entirely compatible.

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I'm why we can't have a child.

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But who knows?

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Now that Odin has returned, I mean,

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maybe everything has changed.

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Maybe you'll be able to impregnate women just like this.

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But the good news is

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if a couple such as yourselves who decide to go for the third cycle,

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there's a rebate.

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We'll think about it.

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What was that all about?

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What?

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"We'll think about it."

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We'll find the money, Mike.

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It's not that.

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Then what?

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I don't want you to have to go through that again.

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I'll go through it

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as many times as it takes to have our baby.

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Hello? Yes, speaking.

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Sorry, he did what?

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Well, Rob has always been something of a medical miracle, as you know.

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His physical state is remarkable given everything.

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But you said something had changed.

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Yes.

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He is crying.

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That's not unusual in vegetative patients.

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It's another development I'm talking about.

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What development?

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That one.

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Oh, my god.

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He's been quite chatty, really.

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The doctors have been in and

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there's been no change to his baseline status,

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just... this.

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What the hell is he saying?

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Who knows?

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It's okay, Rob.  We're here.

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Let him go, Val!

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You can ruin him when he gets back.

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Don't you get too pissed.

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And drive carefully.

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Olaf, the reason I gave you a phone

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is so that you could answer it

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when I need to talk to you.

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Now, I don't care where you are

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or how good the surf is,

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I need to talk to you.

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So answer your bloody phone.

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Logically, he's on the right track.

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You are going to have to

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eliminate many to find the one.

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By sleeping with them?

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As is Anders' take on it.

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Anders thinks with his dick.

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Yes, he does.

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Do you have a problem with bedding many women?

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No. No way, I'm not like that.

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I'm totally into women.

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I wasn't implying you were gay, Axl.

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I'm suggesting that you,

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unlike Anders, have morals.

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Is that a problem?

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Let's say you bed a woman

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and she's not Frigg.

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You then have to move on, forget her,

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even if you're totally into her.

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But I have to do it or you die when I die.

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Well, lucky for us you're totally into women then,

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because logically you have a lot of women to sleep with.

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The gods fled Norway in the early 1870s.

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They ended up in Central Hawke's Bay,

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where they farmed, fought, fucked

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and caused the occasional natural disaster.

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But they also drifted apart

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because gods and goddesses can't stand to be around each other.

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So, bottom line, as far as you're concerned,

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is you seek one goddess.

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And she could be anywhere.

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There are two million women in New Zealand.

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But I won't have to sleep with all of them, right?

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I mean, she won't be, like, Korean, eh?

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Probably not.

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So, starting with those of Scandinavian

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descent would be the logical way to go.

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Hot blonde chicks.

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Or not.

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Just 'cause you're 21 years old doesn't mean she's 21.

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Logically, she could be 70.

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or 45 and happily married with two kids.

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Or a lesbian.

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Or really, really ugly.

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Or on her O.E. Or she hasn't even been reincarnated yet and

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we have to wait until she is.

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And one day you're 90 and

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we're all dead already

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and your whole life has been wasted on a fruitless search.

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You can be really depressing sometimes.

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So I'm told.

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I like the idea that

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you just look at her and something goes ping.

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Me too.

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I've been summoned to Mike's for dinner.

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Something is afoot.

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You want to come?

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Shit no.

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Okay, cool.

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And could you not tell Mike about this conversation?

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Not tell Mike

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that Anders is trying to pimp you out to the world.

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I can live without that lecture.

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- Hey. - Hey.

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You're home.

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Um, this is Jamie.  We grew up in Waiheke together.

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This is Axl, my flatmate.

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Yeah, we bumped into each other today.

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I kind of ended up inviting myself for dinner.

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Is that okay?

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Sure, yeah.  That's cool.

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You can try again

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We haven't decided if we will.

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Well, if you need money for...

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It's not about money.

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You hear stories all the time about couples that get pregnant  when they stop trying.

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You do hear those stories.

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A lot.

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That wasn't helping, was it?

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Not much.

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But we forgive you.

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Hi. Hi, Ty.

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Oh, I love you, man.

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Val. Mike.

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Olaf.

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No surf, Olaf? Anywhere?

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Dead.

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Bummer. Suppose you'll want some dinner.

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Only if there's some going.

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Thanks for returning my call.

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What call was this?

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On the phone I gave you.

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Small technical problem,

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it's at the bottom of a long drop

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Coma Rob?

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Don't call him that.

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It's a persistent vegetative state,

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it's not a coma.

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Well, Coma Rob sounds better

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than Rob the Persistent Vegetable.

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Does this mean he's waking up?

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It means he was talking the same Norse gobbledygook that you were spouting.

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How long has he been in the coma now?

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It's not a coma.

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Been a vegetable then.

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15 years, give or take.

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Why, is that important?

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Well, I don't know.

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Do you think it's important?

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I'm asking you.

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You asked how long,

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like it was important.

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Rob is inextricably linked to you.

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So, if it's important to you,

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it's probably important to him.

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He's in a coma ... or whatever it's called.

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Breathing is important to him.

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How does whatever's happening to me affect him?

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We are connected. You, Coma

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Rob, Axl, us,

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all connected.

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So, is he waking up?

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That's something only Rob knows.

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Another one for your collection.

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God, the models in this town are a mangy lot.

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Yet you still attempt to sleep with many of them.

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Would you turn gay for her?

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Who am I charging this to, by the way?

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Call it a special secret project.

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I don't have that budget code.

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Uh, then charge it to the vodka people.

276
00:11:20,820 --> 00:11:21,830
They've got the money.

277
00:11:21,930 --> 00:11:25,810
Uh, the dragon lady called from the Northern Dragons again.

278
00:11:25,920 --> 00:11:27,010
You deal with her. She likes you.

279
00:11:27,100 --> 00:11:30,630
Because she hates you. It's about Carla Svenson.

280
00:11:33,040 --> 00:11:34,640
What's she done this time?

281
00:11:34,730 --> 00:11:37,860
There are photos at an Elemeno P gig

282
00:11:38,860 --> 00:11:40,980
dancing with no top on.

283
00:11:41,780 --> 00:11:45,130
Oh, doing her bit to publicize the great sport of net ball, no doubt.

284
00:11:45,270 --> 00:11:46,830
It was an all-ages gig,

285
00:11:46,940 --> 00:11:48,330
the average age being about 12.

286
00:11:48,440 --> 00:11:51,090
Giving the girls something to aspire to

287
00:11:51,180 --> 00:11:53,850
and the boys something to dream about.

288
00:11:53,930 --> 00:11:55,890
When you've sorted out your sex life,

289
00:11:55,950 --> 00:11:57,540
please deal with it, Anders.

290
00:11:57,590 --> 00:11:59,400
Oh, get me the photo of carla with her knocks out.

291
00:11:59,400 --> 00:12:00,300
That'll help.

292
00:12:06,830 --> 00:12:09,120
He's getting look books from modelling agencies;

293
00:12:09,260 --> 00:12:11,450
anyone who can pass as Scandinavian.

294
00:12:11,550 --> 00:12:13,600
Bragi never was the brightest god.

295
00:12:13,720 --> 00:12:14,710
She's a goddess,

296
00:12:14,800 --> 00:12:16,670
ipso facto she must look like a goddess.

297
00:12:16,760 --> 00:12:17,880
What if she does?

298
00:12:17,880 --> 00:12:19,090
If she is?

299
00:12:19,170 --> 00:12:21,180
In the remote possibility they find her first,

300
00:12:21,280 --> 00:12:22,150
we shall deal with it then.

301
00:12:22,240 --> 00:12:25,100
But for now, we will go about this our way.

302
00:12:25,190 --> 00:12:27,820
Through the science of genealogy, I will find her.

303
00:12:27,910 --> 00:12:29,110
Don't you worry about that.

304
00:12:29,190 --> 00:12:31,130
It's sad we can't just kill him.

305
00:12:31,210 --> 00:12:32,800
We've been through this before, Stacey.

306
00:12:32,860 --> 00:12:36,290
You can't kill Odin without instigating a huge catastrophe.

307
00:12:36,390 --> 00:12:37,420
Thousands will die with him.

308
00:12:37,510 --> 00:12:40,090
What if the earthquake last time was actually a coincidence?

309
00:12:40,150 --> 00:12:42,180
We live in a city of many volcanoes.

310
00:12:42,240 --> 00:12:43,720
Do you really want to put that to the test?

311
00:12:43,790 --> 00:12:47,160
We could kill him from far away.

312
00:12:47,220 --> 00:12:50,250
Well, when you've developed your intercontinental missiles,

313
00:12:50,340 --> 00:12:52,580
Stacey, why don't you get back to me?

314
00:12:55,170 --> 00:12:56,150
I found her.

315
00:12:56,230 --> 00:12:56,890
Found who?

316
00:12:57,000 --> 00:12:57,990
Who do you think, dickhead?

317
00:12:58,080 --> 00:12:59,360
When I actually am Odin,

318
00:12:59,450 --> 00:13:01,590
I'm so going to waste you if you don't stop calling me names.

319
00:13:01,690 --> 00:13:03,310
And how did you find the Frigg?

320
00:13:03,390 --> 00:13:05,340
Okay, I don't actually know that she's the Frigg.

321
00:13:05,430 --> 00:13:06,340
But

322
00:13:07,340 --> 00:13:10,430
she is a great start, hmm?

323
00:13:10,520 --> 00:13:11,390
She looks scary.

324
00:13:11,440 --> 00:13:13,260
No, no, no, she looks like a goddess.

325
00:13:14,350 --> 00:13:16,060
No, I'm not getting any vibe.

326
00:13:17,140 --> 00:13:18,830
You don't get a vibe off a picture.

327
00:13:18,920 --> 00:13:20,000
You meet her, nail her,

328
00:13:20,000 --> 00:13:21,510
see if god stuff happens

329
00:13:21,590 --> 00:13:23,390
She's about a hundred leagues out of my league.

330
00:13:23,450 --> 00:13:25,120
Don't sell yourself short, okay?

331
00:13:25,180 --> 00:13:27,220
You're Odin, and with me as your wingman,

332
00:13:27,280 --> 00:13:28,270
it's a level playing field.

333
00:13:28,320 --> 00:13:30,030
Plus, she'll go for just about anything with a dick

334
00:13:30,030 --> 00:13:31,580
after she's had a few.

335
00:13:31,640 --> 00:13:33,310
Godness and whore, great

336
00:13:34,720 --> 00:13:35,730
What's your problem?

337
00:13:36,880 --> 00:13:38,440
Many, many guys would give their left nut

338
00:13:38,540 --> 00:13:39,720
for a crack at Carla.

339
00:13:40,540 --> 00:13:41,730
Actually, I've met someone.

340
00:13:41,830 --> 00:13:43,370
- Someone? - Yes.

341
00:13:44,480 --> 00:13:45,920
Is this someone the Frigg?

342
00:13:47,030 --> 00:13:47,960
Probably not.

343
00:13:48,040 --> 00:13:49,710
Does she have a name?

344
00:13:49,790 --> 00:13:50,520
Jamie.

345
00:13:50,600 --> 00:13:52,070
Okay, so you've got the hoon for someone called Jamie.

346
00:13:52,140 --> 00:13:53,950
It is not a hoon, I know what a hoon looks like

347
00:13:55,840 --> 00:13:56,860
Now, watch as

348
00:13:56,960 --> 00:13:59,670
she falls to the power of the Zeb.

349
00:14:08,700 --> 00:14:10,960
Oh, you made a spiritual Connection.

350
00:14:11,060 --> 00:14:13,810
Fuck you. But yes, we have.

351
00:14:15,940 --> 00:14:18,680
She's really smart and really funny

352
00:14:19,780 --> 00:14:20,850
and great to talk to.

353
00:14:21,970 --> 00:14:24,420
And we clicked, you know? We clicked.

354
00:14:26,510 --> 00:14:27,210
That's so beautiful.

355
00:14:27,300 --> 00:14:29,000
I think I just threw up a little bit in my mouth.

356
00:14:29,090 --> 00:14:29,800
Did you nail her?

357
00:14:29,890 --> 00:14:30,800
You know, for the god of poetry,

358
00:14:30,880 --> 00:14:31,720
you are a crude prick.

359
00:14:31,820 --> 00:14:34,830
Did thou embed thy staff of love in the sweet cave of her womanly folds?

360
00:14:34,920 --> 00:14:38,240
No, I didn't. But...

361
00:14:39,300 --> 00:14:41,020
It was a great dinner. Thank you.

362
00:14:41,080 --> 00:14:42,920
No probs. It was nice to see you again.

363
00:14:45,020 --> 00:14:46,030
Great to meet you, Axl.

364
00:14:47,120 --> 00:14:50,450
Yeah, you too. Big ups for eating Gaia's weird food.

365
00:14:50,550 --> 00:14:51,180
Shut up.

366
00:14:51,290 --> 00:14:52,770
It was delicious, seriously.

367
00:14:54,370 --> 00:14:57,340
But if you ever fancy something less Waiheke,

368
00:14:57,400 --> 00:14:58,410
give me a call.

369
00:14:58,520 --> 00:15:00,960
- I can murder a good steak. - You're on.

370
00:15:01,070 --> 00:15:02,440
That's so beautiful.

371
00:15:02,550 --> 00:15:03,970
But what does it have to do with Carla?

372
00:15:04,080 --> 00:15:05,350
I'm not like you, Anders.

373
00:15:05,450 --> 00:15:06,890
I don't chase skirt all over town.

374
00:15:06,980 --> 00:15:08,360
You don't have to chase Carla.

375
00:15:08,470 --> 00:15:10,390
All you have to do is the fun bit.

376
00:15:11,710 --> 00:15:12,800
I have a date with Jamie.

377
00:15:12,900 --> 00:15:14,080
Can we just leave it at that for now?

378
00:15:14,170 --> 00:15:14,960
You made a date already?

379
00:15:15,060 --> 00:15:16,470
I texted her last night.

380
00:15:16,560 --> 00:15:18,150
You texted her straight after she left here?

381
00:15:18,250 --> 00:15:19,290
Do you know how desperate that makes you look?

382
00:15:19,370 --> 00:15:20,980
Fuck off, Anders.

383
00:15:21,060 --> 00:15:22,840
Hey, Axl, listen, you may not like it,

384
00:15:22,940 --> 00:15:24,290
but your life is now my life

385
00:15:24,580 --> 00:15:26,070
and Ty's life and Mike's life.

386
00:15:26,150 --> 00:15:27,270
So get used to me being on your case.

387
00:15:28,530 --> 00:15:30,140
Call me when you finish playing with yourself

388
00:15:30,280 --> 00:15:30,890
and your girlfriend.

389
00:15:33,980 --> 00:15:35,350
Talk some sense into him.

390
00:15:35,450 --> 00:15:37,680
Make him realize his obligation is to his family.

391
00:15:38,790 --> 00:15:40,130
Like bagging himself a net baller?

392
00:15:40,240 --> 00:15:42,550
Anything that isn't waiting for Mike to get his shit together.

393
00:15:42,610 --> 00:15:44,200
Mike has his own problems to be dealing with right now.

394
00:15:44,230 --> 00:15:45,260
Mike lives for problems.

395
00:15:45,350 --> 00:15:46,650
Not these ones.

396
00:15:46,750 --> 00:15:47,740
Why? What's up?

397
00:15:47,850 --> 00:15:49,720
He'll tell you if he wants.

398
00:15:49,820 --> 00:15:51,240
I can't see that happening. Can you?

399
00:15:51,360 --> 00:15:55,360
True. But you have to promise

400
00:15:55,450 --> 00:15:56,610
not to be an asshole about this.

401
00:15:56,700 --> 00:15:57,770
Cross my heart, hope to die...

402
00:15:57,860 --> 00:15:59,040
hopefully not because Axl dies.

403
00:16:01,930 --> 00:16:04,740
Mike and Val have been trying IVF and it's not working.

404
00:16:04,860 --> 00:16:07,410
I'm genuinely sorry to hear that. They deserve kids.

405
00:16:07,570 --> 00:16:08,520
Yeah, whatever.

406
00:16:08,640 --> 00:16:10,360
But I think Mike is seeing this

407
00:16:10,440 --> 00:16:11,810
in the context of recent events.

408
00:16:11,910 --> 00:16:12,910
The Odin thing?

409
00:16:13,050 --> 00:16:16,000
What's that got to do with the fact that Val can't get knocked up?

410
00:16:16,270 --> 00:16:20,590
Uh, it's kind of merged with the fact that Rob has started talking.

411
00:16:20,690 --> 00:16:21,470
Coma Rob?

412
00:16:21,570 --> 00:16:23,170
Yeah, we're not meant to call him that.

413
00:16:23,270 --> 00:16:24,430
I'm not seeing the link.

414
00:16:24,550 --> 00:16:26,460
He's speaking the same Nordic gibberish

415
00:16:26,460 --> 00:16:28,250
Olaf lapsed into when Axl became Odin.

416
00:16:28,360 --> 00:16:30,600
Wow, intriguing.

417
00:16:32,000 --> 00:16:33,370
Does this mean Rob's waking up?

418
00:16:33,480 --> 00:16:35,010
No one knows.

419
00:16:35,110 --> 00:16:36,460
'Cause if Rob does wake up,

420
00:16:36,560 --> 00:16:38,750
I know one god with a lot of explaining to do.

421
00:16:39,590 --> 00:16:41,930
So, have you tried getting her pregnant the usual way?

422
00:16:42,060 --> 00:16:43,610
Of course I have.

423
00:16:44,720 --> 00:16:46,240
We've been trying to get pregnant for years.

424
00:16:46,840 --> 00:16:48,270
Maybe you're not doing it right.

425
00:16:48,360 --> 00:16:51,290
Olaf, there's nothing wrong with the way we've been doing it.

426
00:16:51,560 --> 00:16:53,720
I have no problem getting chicks pregnant.

427
00:16:53,810 --> 00:16:55,920
Yeah, well aware of your history in that department.

428
00:16:56,040 --> 00:16:58,210
I'm only saying, god sperm

429
00:16:58,360 --> 00:17:00,260
and human eggs work fine when it comes to me.

430
00:17:02,890 --> 00:17:05,030
So, how does Coma Rob fit in?

431
00:17:06,520 --> 00:17:10,010
That is among the many, many things i would like you to tell me.

432
00:17:10,140 --> 00:17:12,590
Strangely, I don't feel qualified to answer this.

433
00:17:14,710 --> 00:17:17,440
It's me. I'm the connection.

434
00:17:17,580 --> 00:17:20,580
Or you're overplaying your importance in the cosmic order.

435
00:17:20,680 --> 00:17:23,320
You're the one that was banging on about how everything is connected.

436
00:17:23,410 --> 00:17:25,480
All of us, not just you and Rob.

437
00:17:25,540 --> 00:17:27,270
But I'm the reason he's in a coma.

438
00:17:27,350 --> 00:17:28,470
You said it wasn't a coma.

439
00:17:28,520 --> 00:17:30,300
Whatever the fuck it is,

440
00:17:30,390 --> 00:17:32,530
I'm still the prick who put him in it.

441
00:17:41,070 --> 00:17:42,320
Hello?

442
00:17:42,480 --> 00:17:43,740
All hail Odin.

443
00:17:43,850 --> 00:17:45,140
What do you want, Anders?

444
00:17:45,270 --> 00:17:46,490
To apologize.

445
00:17:47,500 --> 00:17:48,540
Seriously.

446
00:17:48,660 --> 00:17:51,000
I came on way too strong this morning.

447
00:17:51,150 --> 00:17:52,890
You're still getting used to the whole deal.

448
00:17:53,170 --> 00:17:54,370
It was wrong of me to put pressure on you.

449
00:17:54,430 --> 00:17:57,310
And I hope you have a good time on your date tonight.

450
00:17:58,470 --> 00:17:59,430
Why?

451
00:17:59,520 --> 00:18:01,430
Because I'm proud of you for getting back on the horse.

452
00:18:01,540 --> 00:18:02,410
What horse?

453
00:18:02,500 --> 00:18:05,180
How about the last chick you went after put an arrow in your chest.

454
00:18:05,260 --> 00:18:05,940
If that was me,

455
00:18:06,020 --> 00:18:07,380
that would definitely be playing on my mind.

456
00:18:10,070 --> 00:18:12,050
This is way different from that.

457
00:18:12,100 --> 00:18:14,000
I know, that's what I'm saying.

458
00:18:14,050 --> 00:18:15,580
Go out, have a good time,

459
00:18:15,660 --> 00:18:18,920
and when you're ready to talk about the other thing, over to you.

460
00:18:25,520 --> 00:18:27,640
So, how long are you staying for this time, Olaf?

461
00:18:27,740 --> 00:18:29,770
As long as I'm needed.

462
00:18:31,660 --> 00:18:34,170
Hey, I'm sorry to hear the IVF thing isn't working out for you.

463
00:18:35,260 --> 00:18:37,930
But it's good you're thinking about trying again.

464
00:18:38,580 --> 00:18:40,120
Science is amazing these days.

465
00:18:41,180 --> 00:18:42,720
Yes, it is.

466
00:18:42,840 --> 00:18:44,710
You'll make awesome parents.

467
00:18:46,430 --> 00:18:47,510
That was the plan.

468
00:18:51,000 --> 00:18:53,050
I'll sort out dessert.

469
00:18:56,720 --> 00:18:59,830
What the hell was that?

470
00:18:59,940 --> 00:19:01,240
I was giving you an opening.

471
00:19:01,350 --> 00:19:02,280
To do what?

472
00:19:02,380 --> 00:19:04,770
To talk to her. You need to talk.

473
00:19:04,900 --> 00:19:06,140
Thanks for that, Olaf.

474
00:19:08,460 --> 00:19:09,260
Hello?

475
00:19:09,360 --> 00:19:12,220
Oh, hey. It's Anders here, Axl's brother.

476
00:19:12,310 --> 00:19:14,130
Um, I need to get hold of him.

477
00:19:14,210 --> 00:19:16,160
I believe he's on a date and he's turned his cell phone off.

478
00:19:16,210 --> 00:19:17,560
I was wondering if you knew where he is.

479
00:19:17,670 --> 00:19:20,090
Yeah, I do.

480
00:19:20,240 --> 00:19:22,710
So, you never knew your dad.

481
00:19:22,830 --> 00:19:25,680
- No, I was a baby when he left. - God.

482
00:19:25,820 --> 00:19:29,170
And how did your mom cope with raising... oh, excuse me.

483
00:19:29,450 --> 00:19:32,130
Any chance we could get proper steak knives?

484
00:19:34,680 --> 00:19:37,240
how did your mom cope with raising four boys on her own?

485
00:19:38,230 --> 00:19:40,900
Not well. She, um, she kind of

486
00:19:41,030 --> 00:19:42,060
shot through when I was six.

487
00:19:42,180 --> 00:19:45,720
My big brother Mike took over being dad... and mum.

488
00:19:47,840 --> 00:19:49,630
How did you end up being so normal?

489
00:19:50,760 --> 00:19:52,090
Who says I'm normal?

490
00:19:53,240 --> 00:19:54,550
Thanks.

491
00:19:54,670 --> 00:19:56,870
If you're going to stab something,

492
00:19:56,990 --> 00:19:58,830
you need the proper implement.

493
00:20:00,800 --> 00:20:02,340
Depends on who you're stabbing.

494
00:20:03,440 --> 00:20:04,510
I was thinking the steak.

495
00:20:07,640 --> 00:20:09,320
That's a relief.

496
00:20:11,450 --> 00:20:13,330
I'm a bit sensitive around sharp objects.

497
00:20:13,840 --> 00:20:15,620
The last woman I, um...

498
00:20:15,740 --> 00:20:18,470
she kind of... shot me with an arrow.

499
00:20:18,590 --> 00:20:20,150
Get the hell out.

500
00:20:27,510 --> 00:20:28,110
Why?

501
00:20:29,220 --> 00:20:30,920
There was alcohol involved.

502
00:20:31,050 --> 00:20:32,350
Far out.

503
00:20:33,980 --> 00:20:34,780
Told you I'm not normal.

504
00:20:36,580 --> 00:20:38,440
Well, you're safe with me.

505
00:20:56,860 --> 00:20:58,030
You alright?

506
00:20:59,160 --> 00:21:00,630
Yeah. All good.

507
00:21:10,910 --> 00:21:13,070
Sorry about Olaf.

508
00:21:14,350 --> 00:21:15,900
You don't need to apologize for your family.

509
00:21:16,830 --> 00:21:17,930
Yeah, I do, actually.

510
00:21:22,530 --> 00:21:23,700
So, have you thought about it?

511
00:21:34,190 --> 00:21:36,220
What if we're never meant to have a baby?

512
00:21:37,330 --> 00:21:39,820
But the doctors say there's no reason why we can't.

513
00:21:39,910 --> 00:21:41,400
I know what the doctors say.

514
00:21:43,600 --> 00:21:46,440
What if...

515
00:21:48,000 --> 00:21:51,720
it's never meant to be, if it's fate?

516
00:21:54,070 --> 00:21:56,550
I don't believe in fate.

517
00:21:59,560 --> 00:22:01,740
I believe in you and me.

518
00:22:15,650 --> 00:22:18,360
- Hi. - Hi.

519
00:22:18,510 --> 00:22:19,960
How was your date?

520
00:22:20,090 --> 00:22:21,580
It was...pretty good actually.

521
00:22:23,000 --> 00:22:24,270
That's good.

522
00:22:25,320 --> 00:22:28,220
- Jamie's really nice, eh? -  Yeah, she is.

523
00:22:28,340 --> 00:22:29,860
Hey, did your brother get a hold of you?

524
00:22:29,980 --> 00:22:30,800
Which one?

525
00:22:30,900 --> 00:22:32,080
Anders. He rang.

526
00:22:32,080 --> 00:22:33,370
He was... wanted to know where you were.

527
00:22:35,530 --> 00:22:37,550
Yeah. Yeah, he did.

528
00:22:40,190 --> 00:22:41,040
Prick.

529
00:22:43,710 --> 00:22:44,210
He's here now.

530
00:22:44,340 --> 00:22:45,510
Hello.

531
00:22:48,270 --> 00:22:49,030
Is your girlfriend here?

532
00:22:49,350 --> 00:22:50,600
Her name is Jamie, and no.

533
00:22:50,690 --> 00:22:52,080
Do you think I'm a fuck-wit?

534
00:22:52,190 --> 00:22:53,480
Uh, yeah, sometimes.

535
00:22:53,560 --> 00:22:55,870
You sent that vodka girl to the pub.

536
00:22:55,910 --> 00:22:58,710
Ah, fair cop. Well spotted. It was a reminder.

537
00:22:58,830 --> 00:22:59,720
You have a quest.

538
00:22:59,810 --> 00:23:01,570
What happened to "No pressure, Axl"?

539
00:23:01,690 --> 00:23:03,650
I was backing off to give you time to come to your senses

540
00:23:03,750 --> 00:23:04,880
and then I realized that was a stupid idea.

541
00:23:04,980 --> 00:23:07,460
So, this Jamie chick, is she the Frig?

542
00:23:07,580 --> 00:23:09,500
She's a nice girl who likes me for who I am.

543
00:23:09,590 --> 00:23:10,540
But you're a god.

544
00:23:10,640 --> 00:23:12,320
Not that me! The real me.

545
00:23:12,420 --> 00:23:13,920
Ah. Did you plough her?

546
00:23:15,030 --> 00:23:15,700
Thank you for dinner.

547
00:23:16,830 --> 00:23:19,410
Thank you for not stabbing me with your steak knife.

548
00:23:22,270 --> 00:23:23,610
You should probably know now.

549
00:23:23,610 --> 00:23:27,240
I have this rule about not sleeping with a guy on a first date.

550
00:23:27,330 --> 00:23:29,650
No, no, I wasn't thinking about that at all.

551
00:23:30,150 --> 00:23:32,460
But if you want a second date.

552
00:23:34,910 --> 00:23:38,010
No, I didn't. Not that it's any of your business.

553
00:23:38,150 --> 00:23:40,350
Everything you do is my business, Axl,

554
00:23:40,350 --> 00:23:43,810
as one who will die if you die without ever having tasted the Frig.

555
00:23:44,940 --> 00:23:47,730
Look, if your girl isn't the Frig and

556
00:23:47,840 --> 00:23:49,150
you want to keep seeing her, that's cool.

557
00:23:49,250 --> 00:23:51,990
See her all you want, but, you have a duty, Axl,

558
00:23:52,090 --> 00:23:54,610
and this is where duty starts.

559
00:23:55,820 --> 00:23:57,590
You can have your cake and eat it too.

560
00:23:57,700 --> 00:23:58,880
It's called cheating.

561
00:23:58,990 --> 00:24:00,110
Men have been doing is since time began.

562
00:24:00,230 --> 00:24:03,910
Yes, morally it's a little bit dodgy

563
00:24:04,020 --> 00:24:05,640
but there's a greater good here, Axl.

564
00:24:06,880 --> 00:24:08,000
Look at her, mate.

565
00:24:08,100 --> 00:24:09,300
She's a walking wet dream.

566
00:24:09,310 --> 00:24:10,380
How can you resist that?

567
00:24:10,470 --> 00:24:12,260
She scares the crap out of me is how.

568
00:24:12,390 --> 00:24:14,160
And I'd quite like my first time to be with someone

569
00:24:14,250 --> 00:24:15,160
who doesn't terrify me.

570
00:24:15,240 --> 00:24:16,280
First time on the quest?

571
00:24:20,380 --> 00:24:21,490
First time ever?

572
00:24:21,570 --> 00:24:23,910
You're 21 and you're a virgin?

573
00:24:24,010 --> 00:24:24,830
How is that possible?

574
00:24:24,930 --> 00:24:26,620
Look, it's not for want of trying, okay?

575
00:24:27,680 --> 00:24:30,670
It was just tricky living at Mike and Val's place.

576
00:24:35,350 --> 00:24:37,280
Oh, oh, sorry.

577
00:24:37,680 --> 00:24:42,140
Uh, just looking for reading glasses here, so

578
00:24:43,190 --> 00:24:44,360
Don't mind me.

579
00:24:51,360 --> 00:24:54,810
Oh, sorry.

580
00:24:56,240 --> 00:24:59,040
Hi, Stella. How's your mom?

581
00:25:11,190 --> 00:25:12,730
It was the main reason I moved.

582
00:25:12,840 --> 00:25:14,250
But still no luck, eh?

583
00:25:14,360 --> 00:25:15,560
It's like I'm cursed.

584
00:25:15,950 --> 00:25:18,010
I mean, I'm not exactly a pig, right?

585
00:25:18,100 --> 00:25:19,440
But have I ever gotten any?

586
00:25:19,530 --> 00:25:22,740
Meanwhile the most useless pricks I know are doing the business.

587
00:25:23,760 --> 00:25:26,060
Well, maybe you are cursed, but in a good way.

588
00:25:27,190 --> 00:25:29,620
Maybe it was your fate to wait until you became Odin.

589
00:25:30,740 --> 00:25:32,220
If you tell anyone about this

590
00:25:32,220 --> 00:25:33,440
the first thing I'll do

591
00:25:33,550 --> 00:25:35,330
when I get my powers is smite your ass.

592
00:25:36,110 --> 00:25:38,180
Okay, you have my word as a god.

593
00:25:39,230 --> 00:25:40,730
How about you look at it this way.

594
00:25:40,840 --> 00:25:42,850
You have to pop your cherry sometime, right?

595
00:25:42,970 --> 00:25:44,540
So what better way than to do it with...

596
00:25:44,610 --> 00:25:48,220
All you got to do is hang on and go for the ride, bro.

597
00:25:48,320 --> 00:25:49,490
I'd rather handle this my way.

598
00:25:49,590 --> 00:25:50,930
You have no way except the way of the virgin.

599
00:25:53,830 --> 00:25:56,400
If you hook up with Karla and she's not the Frigg

600
00:25:56,440 --> 00:25:58,040
the worst that can happen is

601
00:25:58,130 --> 00:25:59,950
you get a roll in the hay with a very desirable woman.

602
00:26:00,040 --> 00:26:01,290
And then you go back to Jamie

603
00:26:01,380 --> 00:26:02,840
and get it on, except now

604
00:26:02,910 --> 00:26:05,060
you're over your first night moves so

605
00:26:05,340 --> 00:26:06,580
it's going to be so much better for the both of you.

606
00:26:06,680 --> 00:26:07,600
Especially her.

607
00:26:16,220 --> 00:26:17,740
Yeah, okay. How?

608
00:26:17,850 --> 00:26:19,680
Shit, I know you're a virgin but...

609
00:26:19,790 --> 00:26:20,950
You know what I mean.

610
00:26:21,050 --> 00:26:22,440
Pick you up about five?

611
00:26:22,560 --> 00:26:23,470
What, tonight?

612
00:26:23,600 --> 00:26:24,270
Yeah, tonight.

613
00:26:24,370 --> 00:26:25,720
I got a date with Jamie.

614
00:26:25,800 --> 00:26:27,010
Give her the flick.

615
00:26:27,090 --> 00:26:28,130
I can't give her the flick.

616
00:26:28,210 --> 00:26:29,710
No, tell her you've scored a job tonight,

617
00:26:29,790 --> 00:26:30,710
which is true actually.

618
00:26:31,800 --> 00:26:33,280
Okay, you might think of it as a job

619
00:26:33,280 --> 00:26:34,670
but I don't, so...

620
00:26:34,750 --> 00:26:35,600
It is an actual job, numb nuts.

621
00:26:35,680 --> 00:26:36,820
You get paid and everything.

622
00:26:37,880 --> 00:26:39,020
They have six of them?

623
00:26:39,110 --> 00:26:41,150
No, not that bit.

624
00:26:41,210 --> 00:26:43,220
The paying gig first, the fun time after.

625
00:26:43,300 --> 00:26:46,520
It's win-win for a poor student god like yourself.

626
00:26:49,450 --> 00:26:50,700
You're hiding.

627
00:26:50,810 --> 00:26:51,840
No, I'm not.

628
00:26:52,940 --> 00:26:54,560
I'll hide with you.

629
00:26:54,680 --> 00:26:56,760
if you go and stay,

630
00:26:56,870 --> 00:26:58,460
how about making rent noises again?

631
00:27:04,630 --> 00:27:06,320
You know what this room needs

632
00:27:06,320 --> 00:27:09,080
to be a really good man-hiding space?

633
00:27:09,080 --> 00:27:10,710
Pool table.

634
00:27:17,280 --> 00:27:19,320
Sometimes the connection is there is no connection.

635
00:27:20,440 --> 00:27:22,230
You can't have a child because you can't.

636
00:27:22,270 --> 00:27:25,180
What happened to Rob happened because it happened.

637
00:27:28,670 --> 00:27:30,490
I'm really sorry.

638
00:27:30,640 --> 00:27:31,380
We know!

639
00:27:31,480 --> 00:27:32,630
You keep saying.

640
00:27:32,730 --> 00:27:34,350
But I am.

641
00:27:34,860 --> 00:27:36,220
Any money is good.

642
00:27:36,320 --> 00:27:38,300
Never a truer word spoken.

643
00:27:38,410 --> 00:27:39,810
We can go out tomorrow.

644
00:27:39,900 --> 00:27:41,130
When he's flush with cash.

645
00:27:41,240 --> 00:27:42,850
What is this job exactly?

646
00:27:42,950 --> 00:27:45,310
Ah, it's kind of a performance,

647
00:27:45,410 --> 00:27:49,400
crowd motivational thing at the Northern Dragons home game tonight.

648
00:27:49,490 --> 00:27:51,150
Which means what?

649
00:27:51,250 --> 00:27:52,430
You're the mascot.

650
00:27:55,530 --> 00:27:58,520
The team bus ran over the usual mascot's foot at the last game.

651
00:28:00,100 --> 00:28:01,050
It'll be fun. You'll love it.

652
00:28:04,050 --> 00:28:06,170
I am not dressing up in that.

653
00:28:06,270 --> 00:28:07,590
What? You love dressing up.

654
00:28:07,680 --> 00:28:09,500
Remember that time you dressed up as a little smurf?

655
00:28:09,550 --> 00:28:11,230
For a pub crawl. I was pissed.

656
00:28:13,690 --> 00:28:15,400
You owe me.

657
00:28:15,490 --> 00:28:16,910
How is dressing like a dork

658
00:28:17,050 --> 00:28:18,200
meant to land me a net baller girl?

659
00:28:18,630 --> 00:28:19,960
The other mascot guy nailed

660
00:28:20,070 --> 00:28:21,440
half the team before he got run over by the bus.

661
00:28:23,020 --> 00:28:23,890
You're making that up.

662
00:28:23,970 --> 00:28:24,490
Seriously.

663
00:28:24,530 --> 00:28:25,770
Wing attack and wing defence on the same night

664
00:28:25,860 --> 00:28:27,790
on an away trip during the carnival.

665
00:28:27,950 --> 00:28:30,390
Net ballers digs mascots sex

666
00:28:31,480 --> 00:28:32,670
All you have to do is be here,

667
00:28:32,750 --> 00:28:33,480
I'll do the rest.

668
00:28:35,630 --> 00:28:36,630
Hey.

669
00:28:39,720 --> 00:28:41,350
Are you the other team's mascot?

670
00:28:41,470 --> 00:28:43,320
The team's motivational assistant.

671
00:28:45,440 --> 00:28:49,330
So how was it for you dressing as a girl bunny every week?

672
00:28:49,430 --> 00:28:50,560
I have no problem with that?

673
00:28:50,670 --> 00:28:53,630
Really? It would do my head in after a while.

674
00:28:53,930 --> 00:28:55,660
I'm comfortable in my masculinity.

675
00:28:56,780 --> 00:28:57,660
Do your friends know that

676
00:28:57,770 --> 00:28:58,840
you dress as a girl bunny every week?

677
00:28:58,910 --> 00:29:00,160
Look, mate, this is how it works.

678
00:29:00,250 --> 00:29:01,930
You and me, we're enemies, right?

679
00:29:02,030 --> 00:29:03,350
I'll shake your hand after the game,

680
00:29:03,460 --> 00:29:04,310
but until then,

681
00:29:04,430 --> 00:29:07,240
bring it on 'cause you're the one who'll be going down.

682
00:29:23,820 --> 00:29:25,240
Dick.

683
00:29:31,010 --> 00:29:32,490
Hey, how's it going?

684
00:29:34,320 --> 00:29:35,530
I'm not the usual mascot.

685
00:29:35,620 --> 00:29:36,560
Just filling in.

686
00:29:36,640 --> 00:29:38,660
The other guy got his foot run over.

687
00:29:38,750 --> 00:29:40,990
I know, I was there. I heard him scream.

688
00:29:43,220 --> 00:29:45,110
Well, of course.

689
00:29:52,380 --> 00:29:54,510
You need to lead us on now.

690
00:29:54,610 --> 00:29:55,320
What?

691
00:29:55,430 --> 00:29:56,380
The mascot leads us out.

692
00:29:56,610 --> 00:29:57,860
Oh.

693
00:30:15,650 --> 00:30:17,420
It's impossible not to watch your every move.

694
00:30:17,520 --> 00:30:18,190
You draw the eye.

695
00:30:18,280 --> 00:30:19,710
But you know that, don't you?

696
00:30:19,760 --> 00:30:22,130
- You're the P.R. Guy, right? -  I am.

697
00:30:22,240 --> 00:30:24,600
You hear about the photo. I only did it for a day.

698
00:30:24,730 --> 00:30:25,800
I don't care about the photo,

699
00:30:35,870 --> 00:30:37,520
If that wanker bunny slaps me one more time

700
00:30:37,620 --> 00:30:38,910
I'll punch his lights out!

701
00:30:39,000 --> 00:30:40,520
Relax, you did great.

702
00:30:40,570 --> 00:30:41,520
Hey, hey, hey.

703
00:30:41,590 --> 00:30:42,670
Okay, that does it.

704
00:30:45,740 --> 00:30:47,450
I said come here.

705
00:30:47,540 --> 00:30:51,620
Axl. Axl!

706
00:30:56,000 --> 00:30:57,010
Get of me!

707
00:30:57,110 --> 00:30:57,690
Fight! Fight!

708
00:30:57,800 --> 00:30:59,440
Fight! Figh Fight!

709
00:31:00,030 --> 00:31:01,820
Let me at him. Let me at him.

710
00:31:01,940 --> 00:31:02,830
I'll bloody kill him!

711
00:31:02,920 --> 00:31:04,280
I'll kill you! I'll kill you.

712
00:31:14,840 --> 00:31:15,840
What's up?

713
00:31:15,940 --> 00:31:17,250
Are you watching the net ball on TV?

714
00:31:17,520 --> 00:31:18,300
No. Are you?

715
00:31:18,400 --> 00:31:20,180
Nothing wrong with a man watching net ball.

716
00:31:20,310 --> 00:31:21,680
If you say so.

717
00:31:21,800 --> 00:31:25,360
Well, you should. Tonight of all nights you really should.

718
00:31:30,120 --> 00:31:32,600
Your brother tells me you were defending my honour.

719
00:31:32,710 --> 00:31:33,640
When?

720
00:31:34,730 --> 00:31:35,680
The fight.

721
00:31:35,750 --> 00:31:37,990
Oh yeah. Yeah!

722
00:31:40,270 --> 00:31:41,130
My hero.

723
00:31:43,730 --> 00:31:45,810
They don't have, like, drug testing in net ball?

724
00:31:56,990 --> 00:31:58,240
Hello, Mike.

725
00:31:58,350 --> 00:31:59,630
What are you up to, Anders?

726
00:31:59,710 --> 00:32:00,700
Moving things along.

727
00:32:00,780 --> 00:32:03,510
Doing what we were put on this planet to do, you know,

728
00:32:03,590 --> 00:32:04,450
being gods among men.

729
00:32:04,530 --> 00:32:05,940
Don't you do this.

730
00:32:06,020 --> 00:32:08,390
You don't know what you're messing with!

731
00:32:08,480 --> 00:32:10,490
But I know of no other way to find out.

732
00:32:12,590 --> 00:32:13,630
You're phone's going to start ringing.

733
00:32:13,710 --> 00:32:14,550
It will be Mike.

734
00:32:18,190 --> 00:32:19,590
It's up to you what you do.

735
00:32:27,040 --> 00:32:29,110
What say we take this party elsewhere, huh?

736
00:32:34,360 --> 00:32:35,550
Oh, idiot, idiot!

737
00:32:56,110 --> 00:32:58,500
No way is my first time involve you in there with me.

738
00:32:58,610 --> 00:32:59,650
But you're up.

739
00:33:04,610 --> 00:33:05,900
Take the lady a drink.

740
00:33:11,280 --> 00:33:12,960
Thank you, Axl.

741
00:33:16,080 --> 00:33:18,340
So, Anders says you're a virgin.

742
00:33:19,440 --> 00:33:21,640
No, now way! Not me.

743
00:33:24,020 --> 00:33:28,060
Pity. I always wanted to be a beautiful boy's first.

744
00:33:28,210 --> 00:33:31,970
Oh, okay.  Yeah, I am.

745
00:33:32,800 --> 00:33:33,980
Come with me.

746
00:34:12,030 --> 00:34:15,230
Oh, look. The cavalry.

747
00:34:15,490 --> 00:34:16,410
Where's Axl?

748
00:34:18,730 --> 00:34:19,750
I sent him on his way.

749
00:34:23,780 --> 00:34:24,700
Drink?

750
00:34:24,990 --> 00:34:25,560
Okay.

751
00:34:25,640 --> 00:34:26,240
Sure.

752
00:34:26,320 --> 00:34:28,410
On his way to do what?

753
00:34:28,500 --> 00:34:30,020
To do what comes naturally of course.

754
00:34:32,590 --> 00:34:35,670
You can't just unleash him on the world

755
00:34:35,740 --> 00:34:37,100
until we know what we are dealing with.

756
00:34:37,180 --> 00:34:38,930
When is that going to occur, Mike?

757
00:34:39,030 --> 00:34:41,680
When finally rejoins us on planet earth?

758
00:34:42,760 --> 00:34:43,480
Face it,

759
00:34:43,480 --> 00:34:45,530
the only way we're going to know  what's going to happen

760
00:34:45,630 --> 00:34:46,730
is by getting out there and actually doing it,

761
00:34:46,810 --> 00:34:48,130
not hiding from reality like you do.

762
00:34:48,230 --> 00:34:51,960
Don't you dare use Axl to get what you want.

763
00:34:52,040 --> 00:34:55,170
I want to become a god, Michael. A proper god.

764
00:34:55,300 --> 00:34:57,880
Not theses piss-weak versions we've become.

765
00:34:57,970 --> 00:34:58,830
What's wrong with that?

766
00:34:59,910 --> 00:35:01,330
Let Ty be the god he is,

767
00:35:01,400 --> 00:35:03,560
not the god of "Did someone leave the door open."

768
00:35:06,270 --> 00:35:09,620
Even you. You got a reason for Axl to succeed.

769
00:35:11,320 --> 00:35:12,830
As gods we've got the power to bring your mate

770
00:35:12,910 --> 00:35:14,200
back from the land of the living dead.

771
00:35:15,330 --> 00:35:16,560
Arise, Rob. Rejoin the human race.

772
00:35:18,990 --> 00:35:22,150
Unless it suits you for "Coma Rob" To remain in his coma.

773
00:35:24,560 --> 00:35:27,300
I am here for Axl.

774
00:35:27,350 --> 00:35:30,850
Everything else is in your fucked up head.

775
00:35:30,950 --> 00:35:32,510
Oh god, oh god!

776
00:35:41,310 --> 00:35:42,120
Karla?

777
00:35:42,230 --> 00:35:44,790
Shit.

778
00:35:44,890 --> 00:35:45,650
Axl's fine, Mike.

779
00:35:45,650 --> 00:35:47,260
Axl's having the time of his life.

780
00:35:47,350 --> 00:35:48,480
In fact, in his own way,

781
00:35:48,480 --> 00:35:49,600
he's learning what it's like to be a god.

782
00:35:49,680 --> 00:35:51,030
And good oh him, I say.

783
00:35:51,080 --> 00:35:55,120
She's dead! I think I killed...her.

784
00:35:56,240 --> 00:35:58,790
She' breathing, sort of.

785
00:35:59,900 --> 00:36:00,700
But she will be alright, right?

786
00:36:01,820 --> 00:36:03,360
Put your hands on her.

787
00:36:03,530 --> 00:36:04,650
Oh, get off!

788
00:36:04,760 --> 00:36:05,830
No, no, cold hands, dick.

789
00:36:05,940 --> 00:36:07,200
Like the girl in the spa top her.

790
00:36:18,070 --> 00:36:19,410
Nice work, ice man.

791
00:36:21,510 --> 00:36:22,460
Fuck sake!

792
00:36:22,540 --> 00:36:24,120
No, no, no, it's not like that.

793
00:36:28,370 --> 00:36:30,100
You think you're not the frig.

794
00:36:30,230 --> 00:36:32,520
You are Odin You should know.

795
00:36:33,620 --> 00:36:35,490
Then no.

796
00:36:35,600 --> 00:36:37,660
One down, two million to go.

797
00:36:37,740 --> 00:36:39,590
Wait at the shop. I'll look after her now.

798
00:36:39,690 --> 00:36:44,180
Can you tell her sorry, and, um, and thanks.

799
00:36:44,260 --> 00:36:45,260
Yeah, no. All over it.

800
00:36:45,340 --> 00:36:46,860
Bye-bye.

801
00:36:55,600 --> 00:36:56,950
You're not really

802
00:36:57,030 --> 00:36:58,240
a driving talking kind of brother, are you?

803
00:36:58,990 --> 00:36:59,810
Not like Anders.

804
00:37:01,850 --> 00:37:03,340
Look, I know

805
00:37:03,340 --> 00:37:06,410
this is a big game to you and him

806
00:37:07,680 --> 00:37:09,490
You've got a licence to screw around.

807
00:37:09,570 --> 00:37:11,100
I know what that feeling is like.

808
00:37:11,180 --> 00:37:12,470
"Look at me, I'm a god!"

809
00:37:13,570 --> 00:37:16,330
Actually, the only reason I went through with it is

810
00:37:16,430 --> 00:37:18,520
I thought I was doing the right thing for us.

811
00:37:21,730 --> 00:37:25,010
Axl

812
00:37:25,010 --> 00:37:27,830
nothing gods do

813
00:37:27,930 --> 00:37:29,240
turns out well for people around them.

814
00:37:31,320 --> 00:37:34,760
If you don't believe me, ask Rob.

815
00:37:38,220 --> 00:37:39,790
What does coma Rob have to do with it?

816
00:37:40,890 --> 00:37:41,780
Everything.

817
00:37:44,990 --> 00:37:46,530
Not farting around, huh?

818
00:38:02,850 --> 00:38:03,910
Where did that come from?

819
00:38:04,050 --> 00:38:05,620
Call it a gift.

820
00:38:06,740 --> 00:38:08,180
I was 21.

821
00:38:09,300 --> 00:38:12,460
I was a god. I was all god of games and...

822
00:38:14,560 --> 00:38:16,300
I owned that pool table.

823
00:38:17,890 --> 00:38:18,560
What's the matter?

824
00:38:18,630 --> 00:38:21,180
No one else want to get their ass kicked.

825
00:38:21,570 --> 00:38:22,490
Come on!

826
00:38:26,790 --> 00:38:28,330
Oh, fuck!

827
00:38:28,460 --> 00:38:29,370
Your break.

828
00:38:32,200 --> 00:38:33,000
This is now wise.

829
00:38:33,540 --> 00:38:34,580
Fuck 'em.

830
00:38:35,020 --> 00:38:35,730
They don't own this place.

831
00:38:44,540 --> 00:38:46,060
Let's just lose and leave, man.

832
00:39:13,390 --> 00:39:16,770
Oh, I believe it's down-trouser tradition

833
00:39:16,860 --> 00:39:19,240
when all our balls are sunk and yours are still on the table.

834
00:39:19,310 --> 00:39:20,310
Yeah.

835
00:39:24,760 --> 00:39:25,870
Shit!

836
00:39:32,000 --> 00:39:33,000
Shit!

837
00:39:34,350 --> 00:39:35,130
Rob!

838
00:39:37,130 --> 00:39:38,580
Rob!

839
00:39:41,690 --> 00:39:43,600
Rob!

840
00:40:13,160 --> 00:40:15,130
You just had your first lesson, Axl.

841
00:40:17,380 --> 00:40:19,060
Just piss off!

842
00:40:21,060 --> 00:40:22,960
And don't do anything ever

843
00:40:25,120 --> 00:40:26,350
without talking to me first.

844
00:40:54,650 --> 00:40:55,570
Hey.

845
00:40:57,690 --> 00:40:59,250
Weren't expecting to see you tonight.

846
00:41:00,340 --> 00:41:01,430
It's fast work, eh.

847
00:41:01,510 --> 00:41:02,320
Tough night.

848
00:41:03,410 --> 00:41:05,240
It had its moments.

849
00:41:07,330 --> 00:41:09,020
What?

850
00:41:09,110 --> 00:41:10,670
We went to the game, man.

851
00:41:10,800 --> 00:41:13,670
These guys forced me to pay money to watch net ball.

852
00:41:13,720 --> 00:41:16,650
Oh, so you saw the fight?

853
00:41:16,740 --> 00:41:18,760
We waited around for you afterwards

854
00:41:18,830 --> 00:41:19,750
to see if you were okay.

855
00:41:20,180 --> 00:41:22,780
But you looked kind of busy.

856
00:41:25,530 --> 00:41:26,460
Here he is.

857
00:41:30,080 --> 00:41:32,400
Hey, that's really hot net ball chick.

858
00:41:32,540 --> 00:41:33,800
Shut up!

859
00:41:56,490 --> 00:41:59,150
We just went to the place for a drink, that's all.

860
00:41:59,260 --> 00:42:02,040
Dude, I hope it wasn't your brother that gave you that hickey.

861
00:42:05,040 --> 00:42:07,110
It was nothing. Honest.

862
00:42:07,900 --> 00:42:10,310
See, I told you it was only a root.

863
00:42:10,360 --> 00:42:11,550
He likes you heaps, man.

864
00:42:11,730 --> 00:42:12,800
Let's go.

865
00:42:13,910 --> 00:42:14,980
Really?

866
00:42:15,090 --> 00:42:17,000
You do what you like, but

867
00:42:17,080 --> 00:42:18,920
I don't really go for guys who are players.

868
00:42:19,000 --> 00:42:20,330
Oh, I'm not a player.

869
00:42:20,420 --> 00:42:21,110
I swear!

870
00:42:21,190 --> 00:42:23,820
Sure. It's only a root, right?

871
00:42:26,820 --> 00:42:29,290
I can give you a lift home. Ta.

872
00:42:41,240 --> 00:42:42,580
I still love her, you know.

873
00:42:44,900 --> 00:42:46,860
I know when she brings me flowers.

874
00:42:47,910 --> 00:42:49,880
I hear her when she talks to me.

875
00:42:52,960 --> 00:42:55,010
She still loves me, Mike.

876
00:42:58,210 --> 00:43:01,060
But you already know that. Right?

877
00:43:02,730 --> 00:43:04,200
You're in a coma.

878
00:43:05,280 --> 00:43:06,800
Shut up.

879
00:43:07,610 --> 00:43:08,650
It's not a coma.

880
00:43:22,520 --> 00:43:24,770
What?

881
00:43:25,880 --> 00:43:27,310
We'll do it.

882
00:43:29,410 --> 00:43:30,650
Do what?

883
00:43:30,740 --> 00:43:31,760
Go again.

884
00:43:32,850 --> 00:43:35,030
To hell with the expense, to hell with everything.

885
00:43:36,700 --> 00:43:37,800
To hell with me.

886
00:43:40,090 --> 00:43:42,180
Let's make this bloody baby.

887
00:43:43,305 --> 00:44:43,680
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