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There's even more than last night.
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Freaky, eh?
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Axl!
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Oh my god, Axl, are you okay?
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Out of the way,
you stupid bitch.
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I'm so, so sorry.
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Are you okay?
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All good.
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Lightening flash reactions, eh?
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I was looking up when I should
have been looking at the road.
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Yeah. It's amazing, eh?
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It's okay. There
are survivors.
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Can I buy you some
more beer to say sorry?
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Only if you bring
it to our party.
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It's, um, just around the
corner at our place. It's the
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latest in a series of parties
rehearsing for my 21st.
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- Ah, happy birthday.
- Ta.
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- The sky still falling?
- Bits of it are.
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We should go inside where it's safe
and hide under the covers.
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Ty, I think you're a great guy.
You're funny and sweet
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but I just don't see
you, you know, that way.
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Do you know what I mean?
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But I hope we can be friends.
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Can we do that, do you think?
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Be friends?
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Sure.
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That is so cool.
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You're so sweet.
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I have to go now
but I'll text you.
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Sure.
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You were amazing tonight.
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There wasn't a man in that bar
that could take his eyes off you.
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The women too.
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Shut up.
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You moved among them
like a nymph through
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a forest dispensing
hope at every shoot.
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You're music to their ears, magnet
to their eyes, fire to their loins.
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And now you're here with me.
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They'll come out exactly
the same as last time.
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You know that.
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Poo.
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Leave it, Ingrid.
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I dislike doing this as
much as you, but if it's
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not done now, it gets trickier.
Doesn't it?
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Nice trampoline.
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Yeah, Zeb found it
on the street one night
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when we were on our way
back from the pub.
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As you do.
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I think they're the
last remains of a
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world that died
thousands of years ago.
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That's a kind of gloomy
way of looking at it.
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It's just the way it is.
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Everything dies sooner or later.
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This is just them going
out in a blaze of glory.
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♪ I know
we're getting saturated ♪
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♪ But we'll be alright ♪
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♪ I know that it's cold when
the half-light is fading ♪
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What the heck?
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Oh yeah.
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Hey.
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Let's get out of here.
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Save the beer!
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Oph.
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- Get off me.
- It's the apocalypse.
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Hey, buddy.
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Ah. There you are.
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Hiding under a glass table
is not such a good idea.
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Dawn. I was just
thinking about you.
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It's erupting.
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- What is?
- The volcano.
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- Hmm, not it's not.
- I felt it.
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That was an earthquake not an eruption.
Hey, how's the job going?
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What do you mean "how's the job going?"
I'm standing on a volcano in an eruption!
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It's not an eruption.
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How do you know?
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Because it's an Auckland volcano.
Auckland volcanoes never erupt.
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Well, Auckland
never has earthquakes.
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Dawn, I have to go and
comfort the traumatized now.
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Well, I'm traumatized too,
Anders.
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No, no, nonsense.
You're doing a great job.
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Make sure it's done by sunrise.
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Thank you.
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Actually, I think it's kind
of cool that our flat looks
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the same after a natural
disaster as it did before.
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That's because I've got two
useless dicks as flatmates.
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And you love us.
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Forget the tidying.
Have a beer.
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It's after midnight.
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Is it?
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Stand up.
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Why?
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So I can hug you.
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Idiot.
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Happy 21st, Axl.
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- Have you seen the sea today?
- No, I haven't seen the sea.
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- It's freaky.
- If you say so.
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Are you going to get them?
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Yes, Mike, I said I would get
them and they will be here.
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Don't be late.
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On that subject,
any sign of Olaf?
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You just stick to
what you need to do.
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I'll take that as a no.
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He'll be here.
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What day is it?
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Uh, yesterday was Friday so,
I'm pretty sure it's Saturday.
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Saturday?
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Yes.
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Hmm, Saturday.
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Oh! Buggery bollocks.
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Catch you next time I'm through, babe.
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Useless! I told you you should
have sent me, not the handmaiden.
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Don't call me that.
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- Bitch face.
- That's enough.
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This makes things,
as you say, trickier.
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The prophesy is not complete.
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But it will be by
the end of the day.
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If we believe in the
prophesy... which we do...
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Then let me kill him
before the end of the day.
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No. You do not touch him.
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We had our window
and missed it.
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So we figure out something else.
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Sorry.
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But the police didn't
actually arrest you, did they?
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Only 'cause we hid in the bushes.
Me getting
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arrested would have been
a bad thing, by the way.
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Oh, Dawn, they're not going
to send you to jail, not for
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defacing a volcano. What you
did last night was amazing,
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Above and beyond the call of duty.
You're a legend.
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You're the greatest.
Don't you forget that.
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And, lo, he still talks crap.
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Dawn, are you still
working for this asshole?
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- I have no idea why.
- Dawn, when you two have
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Finished reminiscing, um, you
know, the Valkyrie we hired
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For the launch? I need you to
send flowers to one of them.
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Which one?
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- Ah...
- Oh, you are still all class.
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Yeah, you'd better make it both of
them just to be on the safe side.
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- I'm not going.
- Yeah, you are.
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Whatever will happen
will happen whether I'm
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there or not and I've got
a million things to do.
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For once in your life, do something
for someone other than you.
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Why? 'Cause Mike says so?
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Oh, get over yourself. I'm
sick of the both of you.
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One day out of your life for Axl
then you never have to speak to
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Mike again if that's what you want
so cut the crap. We're leaving now!
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Okay.
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If it stops doing your
Mr. Freezie routine.
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Olaf shown up yet?
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I'm here.
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Well done.
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You want to go to the pub?
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I thought you had a
family thing to do today.
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Whatever Mike's being all
deep and meaningful about can
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wait till tonight. Let's
just go to the pub instead.
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Shouldn't you be
pacing yourself?
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I don't even want
the stupid party.
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It'll be fun.
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It'll be very fussy if Mike planned it.
Please just say we can go to the pub.
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I have to go to work and then I've
got to pick up my dress for tonight.
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You don't have to get all
flashed up for the party.
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Maybe I want to.
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Fine. Me and Zeb will just
go to the pub without you.
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Zeb's gone to work.
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- Then it'll just be me at the pub,
won't it?
- Hmm.
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- Happy birthday, dickhead.
- Your destiny awaits. Get in the van now.
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I thought you were
banished from this family.
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Flying visit.
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Get in the van.
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Do I really have to whatever
this sodding thing is?
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Yes. Really.
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Don't you want to
meet your grandfather?
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Uh, I don't have
a grandfather.
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Get in the van, Axl.
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Come on.
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- Why are we here?
- Who do you think he'll get?
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- No one if he's lucky.
- Ouch. That's cold.
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It never stops being
funny to you, does it?
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What are you guys talking about?
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Olaf!
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- Axl.
- You made it, cuz.
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- You've doubted me?
- You bring the weed like you said?
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We shall talk of that later.
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Huh. Sweet.
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Good of you to make the time.
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Well, you know me,
I'm all about family.
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We should kick
this thing off.
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What the thing? I thought I was
meeting a grandparent I don't have.
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Surprise.
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It's a bit of a shock, I
know, but the truth is...
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I'm your granddad,
not your cousin.
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I'm 92-years old, nearly 93.
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Okay, so someone has been doing
the magic mushrooms again, cuz.
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No 'shrooms, Axl.
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This is real. On my 21st
birthday, I became the mortal
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Incarnation of Baldr so I am, among
other things, the god of rebirth.
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Every morning, I am born again.
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Not literally, thank god.
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Bottom line is I get old
really, really, really slowly.
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I know it's freaky but what you
need to get your head around,
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Axl, is that your
family are all gods.
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Gods?
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Norse gods.
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Norse gods from Norsewood.
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That's where us Norse gods ended up.
Fleeing religious
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Persecution by the religious...
After the big mistake of
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Leaving Asgard to walk
amongst the mortals.
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Till the mortals started
chasing us pagans with sticks
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And burning our houses down.
So we bravely ran away.
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To New Zealand.
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Okay, what the
fuck is going on?
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I'm Ullr.
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Bragi, god of poetry.
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Hod, god of everything
dark and cold. Yay Hod.
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Okay. You are seriously
mental if you think
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I am falling for this crap.
Very funny.
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Ha-ha.
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Did you throw a
fucking sword at me?
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Hey.
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No. I threw it at the tree.
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If I'd thrown it at you, it
would have hit you and killed
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You which would kind
of defeat the purpose.
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What purpose?
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You'll see.
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- Fuck this!
- You guys are mental.
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You need to stay.
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Ahh.
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I love the irony of
how ice can also burn.
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What an awesome super power.
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Get the sword.
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Get it and bring it here.
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- Man, how did you...
- I told you.
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I'm Ullr.
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Well, who is Ullr
when he's at home?
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God of the hunt,
among other things.
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Such a waste.
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Don't start. Just pull the
bloody sword out, come back here
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and family oracle
Olaf will explain.
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Family what?
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Some gods are also oracles.
They know shit.
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We have Olaf.
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Okay, I know this is messing
with your head, but my mother
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And father were gods so I'm a god.
My son was a god.
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He married your mother,
who was a goddess.
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And when the sprog of a god
and a goddess turn 21, they too
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- Become a god, okay?
- And that's what we're doing
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here today, turning
you into a god.
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- Which just happens to be on
the day of my 21st?
- Yeah, right.
250
00:16:55,110 --> 00:16:58,660
This is the ancient ceremony
that 21st parties are based on.
251
00:16:59,354 --> 00:17:01,454
But no one except us knows that.
252
00:17:04,047 --> 00:17:06,629
Naw. No way are
you dicks gods.
253
00:17:06,749 --> 00:17:09,599
If you're gods then where
are your god powers?
254
00:17:10,281 --> 00:17:11,631
I'm 92-years old.
255
00:17:11,884 --> 00:17:12,984
Yeah. Right.
256
00:17:13,104 --> 00:17:15,702
The power of my poetry
bends mortals to my will.
257
00:17:15,822 --> 00:17:17,099
As long as they're
blond and stupid.
258
00:17:17,109 --> 00:17:19,753
- It works on lots of people.
- Mainly stupid blond ones
you want to screw.
259
00:17:19,760 --> 00:17:21,803
Well, at least I do more than
making the room slightly colder.
260
00:17:21,839 --> 00:17:24,132
Will you two shut the fuck up?
261
00:17:25,158 --> 00:17:26,291
The thing is, over the last
262
00:17:26,294 --> 00:17:30,559
few thousand years, our powers
have, well, diminished till
263
00:17:30,572 --> 00:17:33,639
mostly they're not that powerful.
At all.
264
00:17:35,087 --> 00:17:36,772
Do the paper, rock,
scissors thing.
265
00:17:36,892 --> 00:17:38,942
That freaked me out on my 21st.
266
00:17:39,374 --> 00:17:42,864
What, so Ullr is the god
of paper, rock, scissors?
267
00:17:42,899 --> 00:17:44,549
Of all games, actually.
268
00:17:50,131 --> 00:17:51,266
Okay.
Let's do it.
269
00:17:51,314 --> 00:17:52,442
Whoo-hoo. Mike's going to
270
00:17:52,448 --> 00:17:54,698
use his powers.
Must be important.
271
00:17:55,389 --> 00:17:56,989
Paper, rock, scissors.
272
00:17:57,033 --> 00:18:02,175
If after this, you believe,
will you do exactly what I say?
273
00:18:02,295 --> 00:18:04,195
After paper, rock, scissors?
274
00:18:04,967 --> 00:18:05,917
Whatever.
275
00:18:21,679 --> 00:18:26,412
- You think sooner or later
you win one, right?
- Just once.
276
00:18:26,434 --> 00:18:29,384
But the laws of probability
don't apply to Mike.
277
00:18:31,716 --> 00:18:33,716
Why can't I get something fun?
278
00:18:37,041 --> 00:18:39,356
Believe, bro. It's true.
279
00:18:41,360 --> 00:18:42,910
Step into the circle.
280
00:18:44,087 --> 00:18:46,653
- The stones are from Asgard.
- Where?
281
00:18:46,675 --> 00:18:47,925
Norse god home.
282
00:18:53,211 --> 00:18:55,561
- Oh. Take off your clothes.
- What?
283
00:18:55,572 --> 00:18:58,771
- Look, you don't have to.
- Trust me. Take off your clothes.
284
00:18:58,801 --> 00:19:00,025
Gayest god ever.
285
00:19:00,033 --> 00:19:02,033
- I loved that jacket.
- It was totally ruined.
286
00:19:02,042 --> 00:19:04,705
- What happened to the jacket?
- Just forget about the jacket.
287
00:19:04,718 --> 00:19:07,018
You said you'd do
what I say and...
288
00:19:07,995 --> 00:19:10,795
Yeah, actually, in the
nude is probably best.
289
00:19:11,214 --> 00:19:13,168
You're going to film this and
play it at the party, right?
290
00:19:13,203 --> 00:19:17,417
No, Axl. This stays between us.
That's the way it's always
291
00:19:17,425 --> 00:19:19,725
Been and the way
that it has to be.
292
00:19:37,286 --> 00:19:39,501
Okay. Now what?
293
00:19:40,547 --> 00:19:41,397
Circle.
294
00:19:46,632 --> 00:19:49,423
- Hold it over your head.
- What for?
295
00:19:49,543 --> 00:19:53,861
- For the lightening bolt.
- Couldn't you just say the sign, grandpa?
296
00:19:54,202 --> 00:19:55,352
For the sign.
297
00:19:58,509 --> 00:19:59,909
Lightening. Right.
298
00:20:03,422 --> 00:20:05,247
- What are you doing?
- Nothing.
299
00:20:05,258 --> 00:20:07,108
Just getting a better view.
300
00:20:08,186 --> 00:20:10,186
Just hold up the bloody sword.
301
00:20:16,722 --> 00:20:21,197
Okay, I demand to know exactly
what the... fu-uu-uck!!!
302
00:20:29,365 --> 00:20:31,767
I had no idea how cool
that looks from the outside.
303
00:20:31,789 --> 00:20:35,439
Oh, bro, yours was feeble
compared to that.
That was intense.
304
00:20:35,762 --> 00:20:39,293
Axl. Are you okay?
305
00:20:42,006 --> 00:20:44,868
What a rush.
306
00:20:45,182 --> 00:20:47,391
Never appear to
be under-whelmed.
307
00:20:47,511 --> 00:20:48,997
Am I a god now?
308
00:20:49,117 --> 00:20:51,009
Whoo. I feel like a god.
309
00:20:51,012 --> 00:20:54,928
A million volts just coursed
through your body. Of course you feel
like a bloody god.
310
00:20:54,970 --> 00:20:55,970
Which god?
311
00:20:56,090 --> 00:21:00,031
Now what happens is family
oracle Olaf tells us...
312
00:21:01,527 --> 00:21:03,427
He was standing right there.
313
00:21:03,547 --> 00:21:06,247
Yeah, I know where he
was standing, Anders.
314
00:21:06,737 --> 00:21:07,487
Olaf!
315
00:21:08,546 --> 00:21:09,296
Olaf.
316
00:21:11,129 --> 00:21:14,496
Wh... what's that?
317
00:21:21,378 --> 00:21:22,128
Olaf!
318
00:21:24,072 --> 00:21:24,822
Olaf.
319
00:21:28,107 --> 00:21:29,921
Is this, like, god language?
320
00:21:30,041 --> 00:21:33,372
No. This is like the time peyote
and thought Valerie's cat was Loki.
321
00:21:33,383 --> 00:21:35,583
- Who's Loki? Is he a god?
- Yes.
322
00:21:35,703 --> 00:21:38,370
- So, am I Loki?
- Only Olaf knows.
323
00:21:38,381 --> 00:21:42,238
- But I'm a god, right?
- Yes, Axl, you are now a god.
324
00:21:42,517 --> 00:21:45,967
Any chance you could put your pants on?
Be a pants-on god?
325
00:21:47,047 --> 00:21:49,836
Olaf. Are you okay?
326
00:21:50,971 --> 00:21:51,721
Odin.
327
00:21:53,604 --> 00:21:54,354
Odin.
328
00:21:55,302 --> 00:21:58,911
I've heard of him. What can he do?
Can he do cool shit?
329
00:21:58,920 --> 00:22:00,830
Only Olaf knows.
330
00:22:01,558 --> 00:22:03,408
We have to look after Olaf.
331
00:22:07,732 --> 00:22:10,678
Odin is like the Big
Kahuna of Norse gods, right?
332
00:22:10,798 --> 00:22:13,604
So he's got to have what?
A super strength, right?
333
00:22:13,625 --> 00:22:14,638
You come with me.
334
00:22:14,758 --> 00:22:17,371
If I'm Odin, how come you still
get to tell me what to do?
335
00:22:17,392 --> 00:22:22,681
'Cause I'm still your big brother.
See you tonight.
336
00:22:33,520 --> 00:22:36,817
If he is Odin, you know that
changes everything, right?
337
00:22:37,605 --> 00:22:38,755
Yeah, I know.
338
00:22:46,216 --> 00:22:48,750
Thanks for the lift, Mike.
Really nice talking.
339
00:22:48,818 --> 00:22:52,819
I mean, it's not like I've got a few questions,
it's not like my whole world changed today.
340
00:22:52,822 --> 00:22:54,089
Hey!
341
00:22:56,521 --> 00:23:00,262
You never talk to anyone
about this, you got it?
342
00:23:00,284 --> 00:23:01,553
Well, that sucks all
the fun out of it.
343
00:23:01,575 --> 00:23:04,257
- Never!
- Kidding, got it.
344
00:23:04,268 --> 00:23:07,664
And hide the sword. It's the job
of the youngest to keep it safe.
345
00:23:07,664 --> 00:23:08,369
Cool.
346
00:23:08,437 --> 00:23:10,905
No, not cool. Important.
347
00:23:11,025 --> 00:23:13,074
Can I do Odin shit with it?
348
00:23:14,709 --> 00:23:18,402
Maybe Odin should just hurl a
thunderbolt up your arse, bro!
349
00:23:18,402 --> 00:23:20,002
See how you like that!
350
00:23:26,147 --> 00:23:28,077
I have had Maori people,
351
00:23:28,197 --> 00:23:32,177
Council people, greeny people abusing
me over the phone all morning.
352
00:23:32,199 --> 00:23:33,980
That'll wash off
in a couple of days.
353
00:23:34,003 --> 00:23:36,980
Dawn, I need you
to do something.
354
00:23:37,225 --> 00:23:40,026
Oh, you want me to stick a giant
vodka bottle on top of Rangitoto?
355
00:23:40,034 --> 00:23:41,498
No, but good idea.
356
00:23:41,504 --> 00:23:43,594
I need a phone number
for the vodka girly.
357
00:23:43,714 --> 00:23:46,105
- Which one?
- I'm not fussed.
358
00:24:09,870 --> 00:24:11,370
Hey, bro, time to...
359
00:24:13,700 --> 00:24:16,188
- Awesome sword!
- Where did you get that?
360
00:24:16,210 --> 00:24:17,757
It's kind of a
birthday present.
361
00:24:17,768 --> 00:24:19,262
- Can I have a go?
- No.
362
00:24:19,282 --> 00:24:21,692
I'll let you play with mine
if I can play with yours!
363
00:24:21,714 --> 00:24:22,364
Eh?
364
00:24:22,839 --> 00:24:26,079
Okay, mine isn't as big as
yours, but it's still pretty...
365
00:24:33,800 --> 00:24:34,600
Sorry.
366
00:24:35,058 --> 00:24:37,441
What the hell was that for?!
367
00:24:37,450 --> 00:24:40,203
I just saw the dagger and I...
reacted.
368
00:24:40,323 --> 00:24:43,058
- I loved that dagger, man.
- Sorry.
369
00:24:46,326 --> 00:24:49,631
- Check you out.
- You scrub up well.
370
00:24:50,160 --> 00:24:52,834
- Stop it.
- Nice sword.
371
00:24:53,570 --> 00:24:54,549
Ta.
372
00:24:54,569 --> 00:24:58,339
- Let's go get coma-ed.
- Sounds like a plan.
373
00:25:03,578 --> 00:25:04,278
Axl!
374
00:25:04,791 --> 00:25:06,194
Happy birthday.
375
00:25:06,205 --> 00:25:07,273
Thanks, Val.
376
00:25:07,296 --> 00:25:08,430
Everything's set
up out the back.
377
00:25:08,442 --> 00:25:10,031
Make yourself at home.
378
00:25:10,054 --> 00:25:11,254
If you say so.
379
00:25:12,403 --> 00:25:13,203
Hello.
380
00:25:14,262 --> 00:25:15,612
How's it hanging?
381
00:25:17,412 --> 00:25:18,139
You're brave.
382
00:25:18,259 --> 00:25:20,709
I'm sure they'll
be very well behaved.
383
00:25:22,900 --> 00:25:23,550
Ta.
384
00:25:24,147 --> 00:25:25,331
Olaf woken up yet?
385
00:25:27,392 --> 00:25:28,992
He's in your old room.
386
00:25:37,132 --> 00:25:38,582
Not bad for 92, eh?
387
00:25:42,114 --> 00:25:44,997
Anything else I should know
about our fucked-up family?
388
00:25:45,117 --> 00:25:48,483
That Valerie's actually a Terminator sent
back from the future to try and kill us?
389
00:25:48,490 --> 00:25:50,357
Only on her bad days.
390
00:25:50,363 --> 00:25:51,463
Otherwise...
391
00:25:53,061 --> 00:25:55,426
She's a mortal who
knows nothing.
392
00:25:57,265 --> 00:25:59,365
You haven't even told your wife.
393
00:26:02,303 --> 00:26:05,097
- That's harsh.
- That's the way it has to be.
394
00:26:05,119 --> 00:26:07,251
How would I know
how it has to be?
395
00:26:07,371 --> 00:26:09,533
You spring this shit on me and
then no one tells me a thing!
396
00:26:09,555 --> 00:26:12,655
Until Olaf rejoins the
land of the living, we wait.
397
00:26:15,221 --> 00:26:17,227
So which
gods were mum and dad?
398
00:26:17,347 --> 00:26:20,949
Mom was Freyja,
goddess of prosperity.
399
00:26:21,069 --> 00:26:24,934
Dad... was Njord,
god of the sea.
400
00:26:25,168 --> 00:26:29,458
So a farm on the
Central Hawke's Bay...
401
00:26:30,444 --> 00:26:32,461
Well, not so good for him.
402
00:26:32,480 --> 00:26:35,456
He sailed off into the
sunset, and then Mum died in
403
00:26:35,482 --> 00:26:37,532
- The jumping accident.
- Yes.
404
00:26:39,151 --> 00:26:40,808
And... no.
405
00:26:44,940 --> 00:26:47,148
I know for a fact
Dad buggered off.
406
00:26:47,175 --> 00:26:52,710
My 21st present was Mum
telling me how being the mother
407
00:26:52,745 --> 00:26:55,782
To four gods was too
horrible to contemplate.
408
00:26:57,149 --> 00:27:00,654
And I was in charge now, because
she was off to become a tree.
409
00:27:01,464 --> 00:27:04,719
And she walked off into the forest,
and she was never seen again.
410
00:27:04,736 --> 00:27:06,236
So for all I know...
411
00:27:07,778 --> 00:27:09,178
She became a tree.
412
00:27:11,047 --> 00:27:13,986
I mean, what was I meant to do?
413
00:27:13,994 --> 00:27:17,859
Tell a bunch of bloody kids their
mother is a fucking tree?
414
00:27:17,868 --> 00:27:23,839
I told Anders and I told Ty on their
21st, and now it is your turn.
415
00:27:26,128 --> 00:27:27,560
Happy birthday, little bro.
416
00:27:28,898 --> 00:27:32,016
Christ, I thought this family
was screwed up before today.
417
00:27:32,136 --> 00:27:34,336
Yeah, well, now
you are learning.
418
00:27:55,549 --> 00:27:56,199
Oh!
419
00:28:00,480 --> 00:28:01,280
Sorry.
420
00:28:04,515 --> 00:28:08,684
Skal, skal,
skal, skal, skal, skal!
421
00:28:12,437 --> 00:28:14,089
Give him another one,
give him another one!
422
00:28:14,156 --> 00:28:18,543
- Here we go, here we go!
- And skal, skal, skal, skal!
423
00:28:18,565 --> 00:28:21,162
Look at them. They
all think they're gods.
424
00:28:21,264 --> 00:28:24,179
Oh, I missed those days.
425
00:28:24,299 --> 00:28:28,627
- I told them about mum...
- Our mom is the tree.
426
00:28:28,898 --> 00:28:31,309
Our mom in our family history.
427
00:28:32,270 --> 00:28:33,784
Ander!
428
00:28:34,141 --> 00:28:38,745
Axl, my baby brother,
who as become a man.
429
00:28:38,865 --> 00:28:41,673
- I come bearing gifts.
- Oh, shit.
430
00:28:41,696 --> 00:28:43,399
This is my little
brother I told you about.
431
00:28:43,493 --> 00:28:45,143
Be nice with him, okay?
432
00:28:50,097 --> 00:28:50,947
A word.
433
00:28:51,067 --> 00:28:52,067
Of course.
434
00:28:56,971 --> 00:28:58,919
It's my brother's 21st, I've
got a right to be here.
435
00:28:58,927 --> 00:29:01,389
- Like fuck you do.
- Oh, come on, Michael.
436
00:29:01,392 --> 00:29:03,485
I can't even bring my
baby bro a present?
437
00:29:03,605 --> 00:29:05,475
That's mean even by your
righteous standards.
438
00:29:05,595 --> 00:29:09,268
No, you and the shit you bring,
you stay away from my world.
439
00:29:09,284 --> 00:29:10,123
You know that.
440
00:29:10,128 --> 00:29:13,177
Oh, come on, lighten up.
Little eye candy for the boys?
441
00:29:13,297 --> 00:29:15,747
Axl has a good time,
maybe gets his end away?
442
00:29:15,867 --> 00:29:17,367
Everyone's a winner.
443
00:29:18,187 --> 00:29:20,769
For once in your life, would
you get off this horse?
444
00:29:20,772 --> 00:29:24,414
I'm not doing anything evil, but you treat
it like it's date rape or something.
445
00:29:24,534 --> 00:29:26,904
And those girls will sleep with
you later 'cause you're a nice guy.
446
00:29:26,912 --> 00:29:31,242
I never talk anyone into doing stuff
they don't actually want to do deep down.
447
00:29:31,362 --> 00:29:34,744
They just didn't know they wanted
to do it until they met me.
448
00:29:34,864 --> 00:29:37,400
Come on, Mike.
All I do is unlock the door.
449
00:29:37,408 --> 00:29:39,769
- You know that.
- Yeah, you're a saint.
450
00:29:39,889 --> 00:29:42,505
- No, Mike, I'm a god.
- Like Axl's a god.
451
00:29:42,987 --> 00:29:44,849
You should try it sometime.
452
00:29:44,969 --> 00:29:48,076
We don't
know for sure he is Odin yet.
453
00:29:48,196 --> 00:29:50,151
But if he is, we all
better get on his good side.
454
00:29:50,160 --> 00:29:52,021
And that's the only
reason you are here!
455
00:29:52,029 --> 00:29:55,097
- I'm here out of love, Mike.
- Don't worry.
456
00:29:55,136 --> 00:29:58,470
I'm not going to mess with your
little happy suburban hiding place.
457
00:29:58,504 --> 00:30:01,801
But Axl's 21 now,
so you can stop playing dad.
458
00:30:08,204 --> 00:30:12,209
Ty thinks it's a curse making
everything around him cold.
459
00:30:12,799 --> 00:30:15,393
But check out her top.
460
00:30:15,513 --> 00:30:17,341
See? The headlights are on.
461
00:30:17,664 --> 00:30:22,645
- That is a gift, my friend.
- Why is he here?
462
00:30:23,235 --> 00:30:25,385
Because he forgets
where he's not wanted.
463
00:30:26,213 --> 00:30:27,263
Ignore him.
464
00:30:30,092 --> 00:30:34,528
- You okay?
- I feel... very little pain.
465
00:30:34,648 --> 00:30:37,797
Not tonight, but
come tomorrow, oh yeah.
466
00:30:42,136 --> 00:30:42,936
Dance?
467
00:30:43,220 --> 00:30:44,804
Me? Nah.
468
00:30:44,872 --> 00:30:47,040
Yes, you.
469
00:30:55,467 --> 00:30:58,161
You guys are my
best flatmates ever!
470
00:31:07,390 --> 00:31:11,075
The next time we host a 21st,
can it be for our own kid?
471
00:31:12,567 --> 00:31:13,867
I can handle it.
472
00:31:17,495 --> 00:31:18,245
Shit!
473
00:31:21,836 --> 00:31:22,836
Oh, sorry.
474
00:31:29,917 --> 00:31:32,817
There's something important
I have to tell you.
475
00:31:33,580 --> 00:31:35,160
Valerie's on drugs!
476
00:31:35,183 --> 00:31:36,841
No, she's just stressed.
477
00:31:36,864 --> 00:31:38,814
No, I caught her shooting up.
478
00:31:39,986 --> 00:31:41,255
I'm serious, man!
479
00:31:41,277 --> 00:31:43,788
I mean, I really love you two and
I hate to tell you this, but
480
00:31:43,800 --> 00:31:45,530
I caught her.
481
00:31:45,650 --> 00:31:47,310
Hormones, yeah?
482
00:31:47,430 --> 00:31:50,580
She's injecting hormones
as part of the IVF program.
483
00:31:52,936 --> 00:31:54,186
To make a baby.
484
00:31:54,699 --> 00:31:55,899
- Oh!
- Yeah.
485
00:31:57,106 --> 00:31:59,056
What, doesn't your cock work?
486
00:31:59,346 --> 00:32:02,524
Hey, man, your
cousin is a cracker.
487
00:32:02,553 --> 00:32:05,313
- Eh?
- The stoner, man.
488
00:32:05,380 --> 00:32:06,630
He's out of it.
489
00:32:19,043 --> 00:32:20,743
I guess he's better now.
490
00:32:34,926 --> 00:32:37,564
You're the oracle, the oracular,
or whatever the word is.
491
00:32:37,575 --> 00:32:38,975
Is he Odin or not?
492
00:32:39,857 --> 00:32:43,445
If Axl is the new
Odin, all the signs...
493
00:32:43,454 --> 00:32:44,372
What signs?
494
00:32:44,376 --> 00:32:45,450
Well, I'm getting
to the signs.
495
00:32:45,464 --> 00:32:47,200
No pressure, Olaf, just...
496
00:32:48,722 --> 00:32:50,659
First sign, fire in the night
497
00:32:50,671 --> 00:32:52,629
Sky for seven nights
before he returns.
498
00:32:57,330 --> 00:32:59,297
- They're a sign?
- Not necessarily.
499
00:32:59,417 --> 00:33:02,089
- You just said they were.
- Will you let me finish?
500
00:33:02,118 --> 00:33:04,018
Sign number two, the earth shall
501
00:33:04,019 --> 00:33:06,219
Tremble on the day of his arrival.
502
00:33:12,119 --> 00:33:14,760
- The earthquake?
- Yes.
503
00:33:15,559 --> 00:33:19,029
But it still means nothing
without sign number three.
504
00:33:19,063 --> 00:33:21,597
The seas run red
as if with blood.
505
00:33:21,987 --> 00:33:24,566
No way has that come to pass.
506
00:33:24,686 --> 00:33:25,436
Uh...
507
00:33:26,752 --> 00:33:27,502
What?
508
00:33:35,398 --> 00:33:38,651
The news reckons it was some
kind of algal bloom or something.
509
00:33:38,873 --> 00:33:44,003
Okay, but even that doesn't count as
a sign unless the next sign happens.
510
00:33:44,123 --> 00:33:48,643
- Otherwise it's just freaky shit.
- And what's the next sign?
511
00:33:48,763 --> 00:33:53,506
The sun shall rise on the
sign of Odin, written large upon
512
00:33:53,517 --> 00:33:56,918
The slopes of fire for all
to know that he returns.
513
00:33:57,038 --> 00:34:00,354
- And what is the sign of Odin?
- The Valknut.
514
00:34:00,422 --> 00:34:01,855
Like a walnut?
515
00:34:01,863 --> 00:34:07,421
- It's a symbol, triangles all mixed up.
All mixed up.
- Oh.
516
00:34:14,668 --> 00:34:15,770
What a dick.
517
00:34:15,792 --> 00:34:19,016
I was flogging booze to the masses,
how am I meant to know
I was fulfilling a prophecy?
518
00:34:19,021 --> 00:34:21,165
- A prophecy?
- Cool!
519
00:34:21,180 --> 00:34:24,143
- No, not cool.
- And not fulfilled.
520
00:34:24,263 --> 00:34:27,955
Not until the last sign. When
he returns, he will have
521
00:34:27,961 --> 00:34:32,251
The heart of Man
and the heart of the Earth.
522
00:34:32,319 --> 00:34:34,716
Am I some kind
of genetic freak?
523
00:34:34,836 --> 00:34:37,042
Do you have two hearts?
524
00:34:37,162 --> 00:34:38,499
Of course I don't
have two hearts.
525
00:34:38,619 --> 00:34:40,783
What about a tattoo of a
heart plus your actual heart?
526
00:34:40,814 --> 00:34:41,446
No.
527
00:34:41,891 --> 00:34:45,083
But if I got a tattoo of a
heart, would that make me Odin?
528
00:34:45,203 --> 00:34:46,331
I have no idea.
529
00:34:46,733 --> 00:34:48,566
Well, I want to be someone!
530
00:34:48,686 --> 00:34:51,083
So far, this whole "being
a god" thing sucks.
531
00:34:51,090 --> 00:34:55,310
You guys, you can do something, even if
it is just give chicks pointy nipples.
532
00:34:55,330 --> 00:34:56,675
Oh, you had to go
there, didn't you?
533
00:34:56,681 --> 00:34:59,907
Me, apparently I haven't even
got the right number of hearts.
534
00:35:11,942 --> 00:35:12,642
Hey.
535
00:35:19,038 --> 00:35:22,164
- You all right?
- Kind of over it, actually.
536
00:35:25,027 --> 00:35:28,433
We could go home, if you want.
537
00:35:30,010 --> 00:35:31,215
Yeah, I reckon.
538
00:35:31,335 --> 00:35:33,635
You know what I
haven't done today?
539
00:35:34,207 --> 00:35:36,744
Is wished you happy birthday.
540
00:35:39,115 --> 00:35:41,581
Properly.
541
00:36:01,168 --> 00:36:02,868
What were you saying?
542
00:36:02,936 --> 00:36:04,703
We could head home?
543
00:36:04,771 --> 00:36:06,553
You go.
544
00:36:06,559 --> 00:36:08,059
Um... I'll catch up.
545
00:36:25,592 --> 00:36:29,996
- Do I know you?
- I know you're the birthday boy.
546
00:36:30,116 --> 00:36:32,063
How's it going?
547
00:36:32,183 --> 00:36:34,083
Great.
I feel like a god.
548
00:36:37,436 --> 00:36:40,071
Can you prove to
me you're a god?
549
00:36:40,191 --> 00:36:42,337
I'll give it a shot.
550
00:37:01,125 --> 00:37:05,928
If you catch me... you can have me.
551
00:37:22,682 --> 00:37:24,163
Hey, where's Axl?
552
00:37:25,810 --> 00:37:28,995
- He left, with vodka girl.
- No, he didn't.
553
00:37:29,014 --> 00:37:31,614
- Yeah, he did.
- No, they're over there.
554
00:37:33,462 --> 00:37:35,814
- The other one.
- There is no other one.
555
00:37:35,934 --> 00:37:37,834
Well, he sure left with one.
556
00:37:47,868 --> 00:37:50,637
Axl's scored on his birthday.
Big ups to him.
557
00:37:50,669 --> 00:37:53,340
No, we need to find him.
558
00:37:53,600 --> 00:37:56,250
Then take it away,
Mister God of the Hunt.
559
00:38:26,405 --> 00:38:27,280
This is pathetic.
560
00:38:27,285 --> 00:38:28,470
We'll never catch
him at this rate.
561
00:38:28,476 --> 00:38:30,137
Oh, I will thump
you in a minute.
562
00:38:30,147 --> 00:38:33,566
They went second street
on the left, into the park.
563
00:38:33,584 --> 00:38:35,908
Run, Forrest, run!
564
00:38:44,801 --> 00:38:45,493
Whoa!
565
00:38:45,503 --> 00:38:47,479
You could put an eye
out with that.
566
00:38:47,484 --> 00:38:49,184
Think you could stop me?
567
00:38:49,785 --> 00:38:53,199
- No sweat.
- 'Cause you're a god.
568
00:38:54,280 --> 00:38:55,430
That's right.
569
00:38:56,402 --> 00:38:58,913
- Are you a powerful god?
- You bet.
570
00:38:58,922 --> 00:39:02,054
'Cause I don't give
it up for minor gods.
571
00:39:03,621 --> 00:39:05,832
Then you've got
the right god.
572
00:39:05,952 --> 00:39:08,435
Then show me your
awesome powers.
573
00:39:08,555 --> 00:39:09,605
Catch this.
574
00:39:15,898 --> 00:39:16,798
Far out.
575
00:39:18,448 --> 00:39:20,473
Hey, you like that?
576
00:39:20,593 --> 00:39:23,876
God, me!
Yeah!
577
00:39:26,950 --> 00:39:27,600
No!
578
00:39:35,358 --> 00:39:36,108
Shit!
579
00:39:37,239 --> 00:39:39,195
Didn't quite go to plan.
580
00:39:40,807 --> 00:39:41,707
Oh, god.
581
00:39:43,145 --> 00:39:43,995
Or not.
582
00:39:46,874 --> 00:39:49,024
Ambulance, we
need an ambulance.
583
00:39:53,704 --> 00:39:56,106
All my vodka girls were
accounted for when we left that
584
00:39:56,144 --> 00:39:58,845
party, so this magic had
nothing to do with me.
585
00:40:01,555 --> 00:40:04,705
Mr. Johnson is an exceptionally
fortunate young man.
586
00:40:05,229 --> 00:40:09,019
If the arrow hadn't gone through his
hand first, he wouldn't be with us now.
587
00:40:09,139 --> 00:40:10,116
He's okay?
588
00:40:10,236 --> 00:40:13,486
As okay as a guy who had an
arrow in his chest can be.
589
00:40:14,001 --> 00:40:20,067
The tip of the arrow, the metal
head, wedged between his ribs.
590
00:40:20,090 --> 00:40:23,011
And when I say wedged,
I mean wedged.
591
00:40:23,014 --> 00:40:25,249
There was nothing we could do to
592
00:40:25,316 --> 00:40:27,995
Get it out, so we had no
choice but to leave it there.
593
00:40:28,050 --> 00:40:29,200
Is that safe?
594
00:40:29,320 --> 00:40:33,538
We'll be checking him, of
course, but that puppy isn't
595
00:40:33,560 --> 00:40:35,559
going anywhere in a hurry.
596
00:40:37,622 --> 00:40:40,638
Whoa, it's like he's
got two hearts now.
597
00:40:41,251 --> 00:40:42,701
How wicked is that?
598
00:40:50,789 --> 00:40:52,239
Well done, Michele.
599
00:40:52,937 --> 00:40:54,807
You did precisely what
you were told not to,
600
00:40:54,809 --> 00:40:57,265
and managed only to
complete the prophecy.
601
00:40:57,274 --> 00:40:58,574
Well, well done.
602
00:40:59,733 --> 00:41:01,133
Then it's game on.
603
00:41:04,107 --> 00:41:05,307
I guess it is.
604
00:41:10,659 --> 00:41:12,259
Vodka martini, anyone?
605
00:41:15,449 --> 00:41:17,531
- I figured out my god power.
- Ssh.
606
00:41:17,532 --> 00:41:20,067
Super-fast reactions.
607
00:41:20,653 --> 00:41:24,465
I caught the arrow, and I would've caught
the second one if Ty hadn't distracted me.
608
00:41:24,482 --> 00:41:28,009
That's not your god power.
That was a fluke.
609
00:41:28,027 --> 00:41:30,063
No way, I plucked it out of mid-air!
610
00:41:30,108 --> 00:41:32,609
Axl, shut up and listen.
611
00:41:34,468 --> 00:41:36,297
You don't have a god power.
612
00:41:36,658 --> 00:41:37,293
Eh?
613
00:41:37,342 --> 00:41:39,142
The signs are all in, man.
614
00:41:39,707 --> 00:41:41,830
You are the living
incarnation of Odin.
615
00:41:42,115 --> 00:41:44,406
All Father, Leader of Souls.
616
00:41:45,456 --> 00:41:46,206
Whoa.
617
00:41:47,636 --> 00:41:50,358
Is that why I didn't die,
'cause I'm immortal?
618
00:41:50,379 --> 00:41:51,377
You're not immortal.
619
00:41:51,427 --> 00:41:53,916
It was luck you didn't
die, you moron.
620
00:41:54,036 --> 00:41:56,992
I don't think it's wise to
call Odin, god of... whatever,
621
00:41:57,002 --> 00:41:58,302
a moron, do you?
622
00:41:59,170 --> 00:42:03,645
- What am I god of, by the way?
- Wisdom, victory, magic.
623
00:42:03,666 --> 00:42:04,466
Magic?
624
00:42:05,205 --> 00:42:07,007
Does that mean I can talk
chicks into bed like Anders?
625
00:42:07,127 --> 00:42:10,477
Bloody hell, it's like giving
an atom bomb to a toddler.
626
00:42:10,597 --> 00:42:12,251
So how come I
don't get a power?
627
00:42:12,294 --> 00:42:13,694
Doesn't seem fair.
628
00:42:13,814 --> 00:42:15,564
You will get your powers.
629
00:42:15,599 --> 00:42:17,886
We will all get our
powers in full.
630
00:42:19,596 --> 00:42:23,165
We will become true gods again,
if the quest is completed.
631
00:42:24,092 --> 00:42:28,131
What kind of quest? Doesn't involve,
like, dragons and shit, does it?
632
00:42:29,143 --> 00:42:30,995
You need to find a woman.
633
00:42:31,038 --> 00:42:34,062
- I can handle that.
- Not just any woman.
634
00:42:34,746 --> 00:42:36,947
- Frigg.
- Frigg?
635
00:42:38,458 --> 00:42:41,062
- Who the frig is Frigg?
- Odin's beloved.
636
00:42:41,282 --> 00:42:44,613
Till they kind of split
up, back in Asgard.
637
00:42:44,634 --> 00:42:46,658
There was rooting around,
blame on both sides.
638
00:42:46,778 --> 00:42:49,444
If Odin and Frigg are
reunited, then the House of
639
00:42:49,446 --> 00:42:53,779
Asgard will be rebuilt, and we
will rule as gods once again.
640
00:42:53,801 --> 00:42:54,551
Cool!
641
00:42:56,558 --> 00:42:58,733
So, how do I find this Frigg?
642
00:42:58,853 --> 00:42:59,844
As you are the human
643
00:42:59,847 --> 00:43:01,869
Incarnation of Odin, somewhere
out there is the human
644
00:43:01,884 --> 00:43:05,203
Incarnation of Frigg.
You find each other somehow.
645
00:43:06,173 --> 00:43:08,016
- Sweet.
- There's a catch.
646
00:43:08,579 --> 00:43:09,751
There's always a catch.
647
00:43:10,998 --> 00:43:12,456
The only other reincarnation
648
00:43:12,485 --> 00:43:17,839
Of Odin... nice kid... he was in
love with a mortal girl before
649
00:43:17,839 --> 00:43:20,620
He became Odin, so he
didn't take up the quest.
650
00:43:21,297 --> 00:43:24,657
- Then he died.
- 'Cause he didn't take up the quest?
651
00:43:24,777 --> 00:43:25,427
No.
652
00:43:26,065 --> 00:43:30,816
A tractor rolled on him at
precisely 10:46 a.m. on Tuesday,
653
00:43:30,822 --> 00:43:36,361
3 February, 1931. And at
10:47 a.m., an earthquake
654
00:43:36,429 --> 00:43:42,297
Hit Hawke's Bay and killed every
member of his family, god and non-god.
655
00:43:42,582 --> 00:43:44,508
That's the catch, Axl.
656
00:43:44,530 --> 00:43:48,138
If you die before this quest is complete...
657
00:43:50,351 --> 00:43:51,601
we all die too.
658
00:43:54,076 --> 00:43:54,876
Great.
659
00:43:57,585 --> 00:43:58,485
No pressure, then.
660
00:43:58,533 --> 00:43:59,680
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