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Deep Space Station K-7

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now within
sensor range, Captain.

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Good. Mr. Chekov, this flight
is supposed to provide

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both experience
and knowledge.

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How close will we come
to the Klingon outpost

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if we continue on course?

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1 parsec, sir.

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Close enough
to smell them.

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Odors cannot travel
through the vacuum of space.

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I was making
a little joke, sir.

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Extremely little, Ensign.

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Mr. Spock, immediate past history
of the quadrant?

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Under dispute
between the two parties

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since initial contact.

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The battle of Donatu-5
was fought near here

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23 solar years ago.
Inconclusive.

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Analysis of disputed area?

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Undeveloped.
Sherman's Planet

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is claimed
by both our federation

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and the Klingon empire.

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We have the better claim.

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The area
was first mapped

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by the famous Russian astronomer
Ivan Borkov almost --

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John Burke.

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Burke, sir?

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I don't think so.
I'm sure it was --

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John Burke
was the chief astronomer

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at the Royal Academy
in Old Britain.

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Oh, Royal Academy.

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Oh, well ...

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is the rest of your history
that faulty, Ensign?

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Key points of dispute?

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Under terms of the Organian
Peace Treaty,

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one side must prove

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it can develop the planet
most efficiently.

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Unfortunately, though the Klingons
are brutal and aggressive,

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they are most efficient.

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Once Peter the Great
had that problem. He --

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Captain?

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Kirk here.

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I'm picking up
a sub-space distress call.

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Priority channel. It's
from Space Station K-7.

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Go to warp factor six.

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Code one emergency.
That's a disaster call.

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Red alert.
Many our battle stations.

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All hands.

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Space --
the final frontier.

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These are the voyages
of the Starship Enterprise.

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Its five-year mission --

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to explore
strange new worlds ...

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to seek out new life
and new civilizations ...

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to boldly go where
no man has gone before.

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Captain 's Log,
Star date 4523.3.

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Deep Space Station K-7

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has issued
apriority one call.

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More than an emergency,

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it signals
near or total disaster.

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We can only assume

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the Klingons
have attacked the station.

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We’re going in
armed for battle.

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Main phasers armed
and ready, sir.

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But ... there's
nothing there.

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Just the station.

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Priority one
distress call,

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and it's just
absolutely peaceful.

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Lieutenant Uhura,
break sub-space silence.

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Aye, sir.

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The channel's open, sir.

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Space Station K-7,

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this is Captain Kirk
of the Enterprise.

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What is your emergency?

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This is Mr. Lurry,
manager of K-7.

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I must apologize
for the distress call.

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Mr. Lurry, you
issued a priority one distress call.

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State the nature
of your emergency.

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Uh ... well, perhaps
you better beam over.

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I'll try to explain.

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You'll try to explain.

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You'd better be prepared
to do more than that.

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Kirk out. Mr. Spock,
I'll need your help.

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Lieutenant Uhura, see that
the transporter room

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is standing by.

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Aye, sir. Transporter room,
stand by.

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Mr. Lurry, if there's
no emergency,

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why did you issue

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a priority one
distress call?

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That was my order,
Captain.

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Captain Kirk,
this is Nilz Baris.

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He's out from earth

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to take charge of
the development project.

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That gives you
the authority

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to call
a defense alert?

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Mr. Baris is the Federation
Under secretary

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in Charge of Agricultural Affairs
in this quadrant.

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That gives him
the authority.

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Oh.

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This is my assistant
Arne Darvin.

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And this is my first
officer Mr. Spock.

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Now, Captain, I want all
available security guards.

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I want them posted around
the storage compartments.

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Storage compartments?
Storage compartments?

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The storage
compartments

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containing the
quadro-triticale.

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The what?

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What's ...
quadro-triticale?

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Wheat. So what?

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Quadro-triticale
is not wheat, Captain.

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I wouldn't expect
you or Mr. Spock

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to know
about such things,

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but quadro-triticale
is a rather --

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Quadro-triticale is
a high-yield grain,

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a hybrid
of wheat and rye.

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A perennial, also,
I believe.

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Its root grain,
triticale,

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can trace
its ancestry

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back to 20th century
Canada --

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Mr. Spock, you've
made your point.

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It's the only earth grain

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that grows
on Sherman's Planet.

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We have several tons
on the station.

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It's important it get
to Sherman's Planet safely.

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Mr. Baris thinks

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that Klingon agents
may try to sabotage it.

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You issued a priority one
distress call

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for 2 tons of wheat?

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Quadro-triticale!

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Of course, Captain,
I realize --

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Mr. Baris,
you summoned the Enterprise

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without
an emergency.

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You'll take
full responsibility.

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What do you mean?

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Misuse of priority
one channels

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is a Federation
offense.

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I did not misuse
the priority one channel.

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I want that grain
protected.

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Captain, couldn't you
post a couple of guards?

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We have a large number
of ships passing through.

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It would seem a
logical precaution.

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The Sherman's Planet
affair

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is of extreme importance
to the Federation.

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Kirk to Enterprise.

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Enterprise here.

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Secure
from general quarters.

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And beam down two,
and only two, security guards.

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Have them report
to Mr. Lurry.

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Authorize shore leave
for all off-duty personnel.

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Yes, Captain.

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Kirk out.

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How dare you authorize
a mere two men

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for a project
of this importance?

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Starfleet Command --

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I have never questioned

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the orders
or the intelligence

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of any representative
of the Federation ...

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until now.

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Summoning a starship
on a priority A-1 channel

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to guard some
storage compartments.

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Storage compartments
of wheat.

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Never the less,
Captain,

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the Klingons
would not enjoy

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seeing us successfully
develop Sherman's Planet.

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I guess not.

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You didn't waste time
taking your shore leave.

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How of ten do I
get shore leave?

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She wants to shop,
and I thought I would help.

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Oh, excuse me.
Excuse me.

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Mr. Chekov, what
do you make of this?

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Oh, quadro-triticale.

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I've read about this,

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but I've never seen any.

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Does everybody know
about this wheat?

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Not everyone, Captain.

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It's a Russian invention.

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Oh.

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I don't want any.

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I told you before,
and I'm telling you again --

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I don't want any more
spike and flame gems.

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Thanks to you,

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I have enough
to last a lifetime.

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How sad for you.

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You won't find a finer stone
anywhere.

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But I have
something better.

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Surely you want
some ...

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Antarian glow water.

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I use that
to polish the flame gems.

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You're a difficult
man to reach,

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but I have something

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from the far reaches
of the galaxy.

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Surely you want --

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Not at your price.

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What is it?
Is it alive?

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May I hold it?

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Oh, it's adorable.

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What is it?

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What is it?

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Why, lovely lady,
it's a tribble.

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A tribble?

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Only the sweetest
creature known to man,

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excepting, of course,
your lovely self.

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[Purring]

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Oh, it's purring.

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Listen, it's purring.

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It's only saying
that it likes you.

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Are you selling them?

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That's what we're trying
to decide right now.

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My friend,
10 credits apiece

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is a very
reasonable price.

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You can see
for yourself

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how the lovely
little lady

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appreciates
the finer things.

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1 credit apiece.

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He won't bite, will he?

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Sir, transporting
harmful animals

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from one planet
to another

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is against
regulations,

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or weren't you
aware of that?

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Besides, tribbles
have no teeth.

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All right. I'll double my offer --
2 credits.

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Twice nothing
is still nothing.

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If you're not gonna take him,
I'm gonna take him.

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I think he's cute.

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4 credits.

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Is that an offer
or a joke?

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That's my offer.

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That's a joke.

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5?

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You're
an honest man.

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I'll tell you what
I'm going to do --

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I'm going to lessen my price
to 8 1/2 credits.

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You're talking yourself
out of a deal, friend.

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6 credits.
Not one more.

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7 1/2.

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7?

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All right, you robber.
6 credits.

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When can I have them?

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Right away.

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What are you
selling them for?

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Let's see, little lady.

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6 credits. Figure
a reasonable markup

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for a reasonable profit --

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Say a 10% markup --

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10 credits.

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Thief.

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I'll sell you
this one.

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Hey!

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He's eating my grain.

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00:11:02,308 --> 00:11:03,741
That'll be 10 credits.

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That happens to be my sample.
I'll do with it as I please,

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and I please to give it
to the lovely lady.

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Oh, I couldn't ...

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could I?

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I insist.

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What are you trying to do,
ruin the market?

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00:11:17,824 --> 00:11:20,122
Once this
lovely little lady

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starts to show
this precious little darling around,

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you won't be able to
keep up with them.

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[Whistle]

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00:11:38,077 --> 00:11:39,510
Yes, what is it?

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Message from
Starfleet, Captain.

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Priority channel.

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Admiral Fitzpatrick
speaking.

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Put it on visual,
Lieutenant.

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Captain Kirk?

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Kirk here.

266
00:11:49,555 --> 00:11:51,489
It is not necessary
to remind you

267
00:11:51,557 --> 00:11:53,582
of the importance
to the Federation

268
00:11:53,659 --> 00:11:55,126
of Sherman's Planet.

269
00:11:55,194 --> 00:11:56,855
The key to winning
this planet

270
00:11:56,929 --> 00:11:58,988
is the grain
quadro-triticale.

271
00:11:59,065 --> 00:12:01,295
The shipment of it
must be protected.

272
00:12:01,367 --> 00:12:02,527
Effective
immediately,

273
00:12:02,602 --> 00:12:05,036
you'll render any
aid and assistance

274
00:12:05,104 --> 00:12:07,629
which Under secretary Baris
may require.

275
00:12:07,707 --> 00:12:11,973
The safety of the grain
and the project

276
00:12:12,045 --> 00:12:13,774
is your responsibility.

277
00:12:13,846 --> 00:12:15,711
Starfleet out.

278
00:12:15,782 --> 00:12:18,342
Now, that's just lovely.

279
00:12:18,418 --> 00:12:20,352
But not totally
unexpected.

280
00:12:20,420 --> 00:12:22,718
[Whistle]

281
00:12:22,789 --> 00:12:24,154
Captain Kirk!
Captain Kirk!

282
00:12:24,223 --> 00:12:25,656
Yes, Lieutenant,
what is it?

283
00:12:25,725 --> 00:12:28,660
Sensors are picking up
a Klingon battle cruiser

284
00:12:28,728 --> 00:12:30,161
rapidly closing
on the station.

285
00:12:30,229 --> 00:12:31,662
Go to red alert.

286
00:12:31,731 --> 00:12:33,255
Notify Mr. Lurry.

287
00:12:33,332 --> 00:12:35,266
[Alarm Sounds]

288
00:12:45,211 --> 00:12:47,145
What is the position
of the Klingon ship?

289
00:12:47,213 --> 00:12:48,976
100 kilometers
off K-7.

290
00:12:49,048 --> 00:12:50,481
It's just
sitting there.

291
00:12:50,550 --> 00:12:51,847
I have Mr. Lurry.

292
00:12:51,918 --> 00:12:53,351
Put him on visual.

293
00:12:53,419 --> 00:12:54,351
Aye, sir.

294
00:12:54,420 --> 00:12:56,251
Mr. Lurry, there's
a Klingon warship

295
00:12:56,322 --> 00:12:59,382
hanging 100 kilometers
off your station.

296
00:12:59,459 --> 00:13:01,927
I don't think
the Klingons will attack.

297
00:13:01,994 --> 00:13:03,256
Why not?

298
00:13:03,329 --> 00:13:06,264
Because the captain
of the Klingon ship

299
00:13:06,332 --> 00:13:09,267
is sitting right here
in my office.

300
00:13:15,408 --> 00:13:16,841
Cancel red alert.

301
00:13:16,909 --> 00:13:18,467
We'll beam
right down.

302
00:13:18,544 --> 00:13:20,978
Security,
cancel red alert.

303
00:13:27,854 --> 00:13:31,483
Captain 's Log,
Star date 4524.2.

304
00:13:31,557 --> 00:13:32,751
A Klingon warship

305
00:13:32,825 --> 00:13:34,759
is hovering
only 100 kilometers

306
00:13:34,827 --> 00:13:37,125
from Deep
Space Station K-7

307
00:13:37,196 --> 00:13:38,254
while its captain waits

308
00:13:38,331 --> 00:13:39,764
in the station manager's
office.

309
00:13:39,832 --> 00:13:41,629
The irintentions
are unknown.

310
00:13:41,701 --> 00:13:44,067
Ah, my dear Captain Kirk.

311
00:13:44,137 --> 00:13:45,900
My dear Captain Koloth.

312
00:13:45,972 --> 00:13:48,907
Let me assure you that
my intentions are peaceful.

313
00:13:48,975 --> 00:13:50,909
As I've already told
Mr. Lurry,

314
00:13:50,977 --> 00:13:52,911
the purpose
of my presence

315
00:13:52,979 --> 00:13:54,913
is to invoke
shore leave rights.

316
00:13:54,981 --> 00:13:56,073
Shore leave?

317
00:13:56,149 --> 00:13:58,242
Captain, we Klingons

318
00:13:58,317 --> 00:14:00,979
are not as luxury-minded
as you earthers.

319
00:14:01,053 --> 00:14:03,487
We do not
equip our ships with --

320
00:14:03,556 --> 00:14:05,319
How shall I say it?

321
00:14:05,391 --> 00:14:06,551
Nonessentials.

322
00:14:06,626 --> 00:14:09,595
We have been in space
for five months.

323
00:14:09,662 --> 00:14:12,096
What we choose
as recreation

324
00:14:12,165 --> 00:14:13,757
is our own business.

325
00:14:13,833 --> 00:14:15,266
I might also add

326
00:14:15,334 --> 00:14:17,768
that under terms of
the Organian Peace Treaty,

327
00:14:17,837 --> 00:14:19,270
you cannot refuse us.

328
00:14:20,740 --> 00:14:24,403
Yes, well, I don't make
those decisions.

329
00:14:24,477 --> 00:14:27,105
Mr. Lurry is in charge
of those matters.

330
00:14:28,181 --> 00:14:30,615
Captain, may I
speak to you?

331
00:14:32,451 --> 00:14:34,385
I don't want them here,

332
00:14:34,453 --> 00:14:37,388
but I don't have
the authority to refuse.

333
00:14:37,456 --> 00:14:39,890
While I have the
authority to act,

334
00:14:39,959 --> 00:14:41,392
I'm going to use it.

335
00:14:41,460 --> 00:14:42,893
My dear
Captain Koloth,

336
00:14:42,962 --> 00:14:45,897
you may bring your men
down on shore leave,

337
00:14:45,965 --> 00:14:47,899
but only
12 at a time.

338
00:14:47,967 --> 00:14:50,902
And for every man
you bring down here,

339
00:14:50,970 --> 00:14:53,200
I shall have
one security guard.

340
00:14:53,272 --> 00:14:55,399
There will be
no trouble.

341
00:14:55,474 --> 00:14:57,237
Captain Kirk,

342
00:14:57,310 --> 00:15:00,245
there's been no formal
declaration of hostilities

343
00:15:00,313 --> 00:15:03,077
between our two
respective governments,

344
00:15:03,149 --> 00:15:06,482
so naturally
our relationship

345
00:15:06,552 --> 00:15:08,486
will be a peaceful one.

346
00:15:08,554 --> 00:15:11,546
Let's both take steps
to keep it that way.

347
00:15:13,259 --> 00:15:14,692
Of course.

348
00:15:32,278 --> 00:15:33,711
Another technical
Journal, Scotty?

349
00:15:33,779 --> 00:15:34,871
Aye.

350
00:15:34,947 --> 00:15:36,380
Don't you ever relax?

351
00:15:36,449 --> 00:15:37,916
I am relaxing.

352
00:15:40,052 --> 00:15:41,986
[Purring]

353
00:15:44,790 --> 00:15:47,725
How long have you
had that thing, Lieutenant?

354
00:15:47,793 --> 00:15:49,226
Since yesterday,
Doctor.

355
00:15:49,295 --> 00:15:51,729
This morning, I
found out that he --

356
00:15:51,797 --> 00:15:53,856
I mean she
had had babies.

357
00:15:53,933 --> 00:15:56,868
Well, in that case,
you got a bargain.

358
00:15:56,936 --> 00:15:58,801
You running a nursery,
Lieutenant?

359
00:15:58,871 --> 00:15:59,963
Oh, Captain.

360
00:16:00,039 --> 00:16:02,405
Well, I hadn't
intended to, sir,

361
00:16:02,475 --> 00:16:04,909
but the tribble
had other plans.

362
00:16:06,279 --> 00:16:09,840
Did you get this
at the space station?

363
00:16:09,915 --> 00:16:11,075
Yes, sir.

364
00:16:11,150 --> 00:16:13,084
A most curious
creature, Captain.

365
00:16:13,152 --> 00:16:16,087
Its trilling seems to have
a tranquilizing effect

366
00:16:16,155 --> 00:16:18,953
on the human
nervous system.

367
00:16:19,025 --> 00:16:20,458
Fortunately, of course,

368
00:16:20,526 --> 00:16:24,326
I am ... immune
to its effect.

369
00:16:32,238 --> 00:16:35,503
Do you mind if I take one to see
what makes it tick?

370
00:16:35,574 --> 00:16:38,509
All right, but if you're
going to dissect it,

371
00:16:38,577 --> 00:16:40,511
I don't want
to know.

372
00:16:40,579 --> 00:16:44,015
I won't harm
a hair on its head --

373
00:16:44,083 --> 00:16:45,516
wherever that is.

374
00:16:47,253 --> 00:16:49,187
Seeing as you're
giving them away,

375
00:16:49,255 --> 00:16:50,688
can I have one?

376
00:16:50,756 --> 00:16:52,189
Well, sure, why not?

377
00:16:52,258 --> 00:16:54,192
I think
they're old enough.

378
00:16:55,761 --> 00:16:57,023
Go ahead.

379
00:17:00,299 --> 00:17:01,926
[Whistle]

380
00:17:02,001 --> 00:17:03,559
Bridge to Captain Kirk.

381
00:17:06,272 --> 00:17:07,500
Kirk here.

382
00:17:07,573 --> 00:17:11,475
Mr. Baris is on channel "E"
to speak to you, sir.

383
00:17:14,413 --> 00:17:16,347
Pipe it down here,
Mr. Chekov.

384
00:17:16,415 --> 00:17:18,849
Aye, sir.
Mr. Baris is coming on.

385
00:17:18,918 --> 00:17:20,715
What can I do for you?

386
00:17:20,786 --> 00:17:23,914
Kirk, this station
is swarming with Klingons.

387
00:17:23,989 --> 00:17:25,923
I wasn't aware,
Mr. Baris,

388
00:17:25,991 --> 00:17:28,186
that 12 Klingons
constitutes a swarm.

389
00:17:28,260 --> 00:17:30,694
Captain Kirk,
there are Klingon soldiers

390
00:17:30,763 --> 00:17:32,321
on this station.

391
00:17:32,398 --> 00:17:35,834
Now, I want you
to keep that grain safe.

392
00:17:37,837 --> 00:17:40,772
Mr. Baris, I have guards
around the grain.

393
00:17:40,840 --> 00:17:42,933
I have guards
around the Klingons.

394
00:17:43,008 --> 00:17:45,442
The only reason
those guards are there

395
00:17:45,511 --> 00:17:47,445
is because Starfleet
wants them there.

396
00:17:47,513 --> 00:17:49,538
As for what you want ...

397
00:17:52,451 --> 00:17:55,386
it has been noted
and logged. Kirk out.

398
00:17:56,756 --> 00:17:59,691
Captain, may I ask
where you'll be?

399
00:17:59,759 --> 00:18:02,284
Sick bay with a headache.

400
00:18:06,399 --> 00:18:07,491
Hi, Jim.

401
00:18:07,566 --> 00:18:10,000
What do you got
for a headache?

402
00:18:10,069 --> 00:18:12,503
Let me guess --
Klingons? Baris?

403
00:18:12,571 --> 00:18:15,904
Both. How many of these
did Uhura give you?

404
00:18:15,975 --> 00:18:17,101
Just one.

405
00:18:17,176 --> 00:18:19,474
But you've got, uh, 11.

406
00:18:19,545 --> 00:18:20,978
You noticed that,
huh?

407
00:18:21,046 --> 00:18:23,981
Here. This ought to
take care of it.

408
00:18:24,049 --> 00:18:25,482
How do they ...

409
00:18:25,551 --> 00:18:27,485
I haven't figured
that out yet,

410
00:18:27,553 --> 00:18:29,987
but I can tell you
this much --

411
00:18:30,055 --> 00:18:32,489
Almost 50%
of the creature's metabolism

412
00:18:32,558 --> 00:18:34,753
is geared
for reproduction.

413
00:18:34,827 --> 00:18:37,057
Do you know
what you get

414
00:18:37,129 --> 00:18:39,063
if you feed
a tribble too much?

415
00:18:39,131 --> 00:18:41,326
A fat tribble.

416
00:18:42,601 --> 00:18:45,900
No. You get a bunch
of hungry little tribbles.

417
00:18:45,971 --> 00:18:48,940
Well, Bones,
all I can suggest ...

418
00:18:49,008 --> 00:18:51,943
is you open up
a maternity ward.

419
00:18:55,581 --> 00:18:58,516
All you men going on shore leave,
stay in groups.

420
00:18:58,584 --> 00:19:00,176
Avoid trouble
with the Klingons.

421
00:19:00,252 --> 00:19:01,617
I'll tell them, sir.

422
00:19:01,687 --> 00:19:05,316
Aren't you going
on shore leave, Scotty?

423
00:19:05,391 --> 00:19:06,858
Why, no, sir.

424
00:19:06,926 --> 00:19:09,861
I want you to go
on shore leave.

425
00:19:09,929 --> 00:19:11,863
Make sure everybody
stays out of trouble.

426
00:19:11,931 --> 00:19:13,421
But, Captain ...

427
00:19:13,499 --> 00:19:15,433
Aye, sir.

428
00:19:17,970 --> 00:19:20,029
Scotty, enjoy yourself.

429
00:19:43,395 --> 00:19:45,329
[Whistling]

430
00:19:49,268 --> 00:19:52,203
Ah, friends,
can I offer you

431
00:19:52,271 --> 00:19:53,932
a charming
little tribble?

432
00:19:54,006 --> 00:19:55,439
Uh, no, thanks.

433
00:19:55,508 --> 00:19:59,000
Oh. Perhaps one
of you other gents?

434
00:19:59,078 --> 00:20:00,375
Eh.

435
00:20:04,283 --> 00:20:06,114
Ah, friend Klingon.

436
00:20:06,185 --> 00:20:07,584
[Shrieking]

437
00:20:07,653 --> 00:20:09,678
Can I interest you
in a harmless tribble?

438
00:20:09,755 --> 00:20:11,689
Get it away from me.

439
00:20:11,757 --> 00:20:14,191
I'm sorry.
I can't understand it.

440
00:20:14,260 --> 00:20:17,093
I've never seen them
act this way before.

441
00:20:17,162 --> 00:20:19,687
Get out of here
with that parasite.

442
00:20:19,765 --> 00:20:21,198
He's only
a harmless --

443
00:20:21,267 --> 00:20:23,132
Take it away!

444
00:20:24,203 --> 00:20:25,295
Yes.

445
00:20:25,371 --> 00:20:26,668
[Shrieking]

446
00:20:28,173 --> 00:20:30,437
Ah, my good friend.

447
00:20:30,509 --> 00:20:33,444
How would you like
to enter another little transaction?

448
00:20:33,512 --> 00:20:35,446
A tribble
for a spot --

449
00:20:35,514 --> 00:20:36,606
A tribble.

450
00:20:36,682 --> 00:20:37,774
A tribble?

451
00:20:37,850 --> 00:20:38,942
Uh ... uh ...

452
00:20:40,252 --> 00:20:41,344
a tribble.

453
00:21:10,449 --> 00:21:13,384
When are you going to
get off that milk diet?

454
00:21:13,452 --> 00:21:15,147
This is vodka.

455
00:21:15,220 --> 00:21:17,654
Where I come from,
that's soda pop.

456
00:21:17,723 --> 00:21:20,248
This is a drink
for a man.

457
00:21:20,326 --> 00:21:21,623
Scotch?

458
00:21:21,694 --> 00:21:23,252
Aye.

459
00:21:23,329 --> 00:21:26,662
It was invented by a little old lady
from Leningrad.

460
00:21:29,034 --> 00:21:30,968
[Shrieking]

461
00:21:35,240 --> 00:21:38,937
The earthers
like those fuzzy things,

462
00:21:39,011 --> 00:21:40,171
don't they?

463
00:21:40,245 --> 00:21:41,837
Oh, yes.

464
00:21:42,915 --> 00:21:44,849
Well, frankly,

465
00:21:44,917 --> 00:21:47,249
I never liked earthers.

466
00:21:47,319 --> 00:21:50,755
They remind me
of Regulan blood worms.

467
00:21:51,924 --> 00:21:53,619
That Cossack.

468
00:21:53,692 --> 00:21:54,852
Easy, lad.

469
00:21:54,927 --> 00:21:57,259
You ought to be
more forgiving.

470
00:21:57,329 --> 00:21:59,422
No.

471
00:21:59,498 --> 00:22:02,558
I just remembered.

472
00:22:02,635 --> 00:22:04,762
There is one earth man

473
00:22:04,837 --> 00:22:08,432
who doesn't remind me
of a Regulan blood worm.

474
00:22:08,507 --> 00:22:11,135
That's Kirk.

475
00:22:11,210 --> 00:22:13,178
A Regulan blood worm

476
00:22:13,245 --> 00:22:16,271
is soft and shapeless,

477
00:22:16,348 --> 00:22:18,077
but Kirk

478
00:22:18,150 --> 00:22:19,879
isn't soft.

479
00:22:21,420 --> 00:22:23,650
Kirk may be
a swaggering,

480
00:22:23,722 --> 00:22:26,691
overbearing,
tin-plated dictator

481
00:22:26,759 --> 00:22:29,694
with delusions
of godhood,

482
00:22:29,762 --> 00:22:32,196
but he's not soft.

483
00:22:32,264 --> 00:22:34,562
Take it easy, lad.

484
00:22:34,633 --> 00:22:37,329
Everybody's entitled
to an opinion.

485
00:22:37,403 --> 00:22:40,065
That's right,

486
00:22:40,139 --> 00:22:43,336
and if I think that Kirk

487
00:22:43,409 --> 00:22:46,401
is a Denibian slime devil,

488
00:22:46,478 --> 00:22:49,413
well, that's
my opinion, too.

489
00:22:49,481 --> 00:22:51,847
Don't do it,
and that's an order.

490
00:22:51,917 --> 00:22:54,249
You heard what he
called the captain.

491
00:22:54,319 --> 00:22:55,411
Forget it.

492
00:22:55,487 --> 00:22:57,421
It's not worth
fighting for.

493
00:22:57,489 --> 00:23:00,083
We're big enough
to take a few insults.

494
00:23:01,627 --> 00:23:03,822
Now, drink your drink.

495
00:23:06,065 --> 00:23:07,396
Of course,

496
00:23:07,466 --> 00:23:11,903
I'd say that Captain Kirk
deserves his ship.

497
00:23:11,970 --> 00:23:14,370
We like the Enterprise.

498
00:23:14,440 --> 00:23:15,998
We -- we really do.

499
00:23:18,444 --> 00:23:21,504
That sagging
old rust bucket

500
00:23:21,580 --> 00:23:24,413
is designed
like a garbage scow.

501
00:23:24,483 --> 00:23:26,917
Half the quadrant
knows it.

502
00:23:26,985 --> 00:23:29,977
That's why they're learning
to speak Klingoni.

503
00:23:32,491 --> 00:23:33,651
Mr. Scott.

504
00:23:35,594 --> 00:23:39,587
Laddie, don't you think
you should ...

505
00:23:39,665 --> 00:23:41,292
rephrase that?

506
00:23:41,366 --> 00:23:43,129
You're right.

507
00:23:43,202 --> 00:23:44,430
I should.

508
00:23:44,503 --> 00:23:46,437
I didn't mean to say

509
00:23:46,505 --> 00:23:49,941
that the Enterprise
should be hauling garbage.

510
00:23:50,008 --> 00:23:51,441
I meant to say

511
00:23:51,510 --> 00:23:53,944
that it
should be hauled away

512
00:23:54,012 --> 00:23:55,570
as garbage.

513
00:26:10,582 --> 00:26:14,177
Captain 's Log.
Star date 4525.6.

514
00:26:14,253 --> 00:26:17,689
A small disturbance
between the Klingon crew

515
00:26:17,756 --> 00:26:20,190
and members
of the Enterprise crew

516
00:26:20,259 --> 00:26:22,693
has broken out aboard
Space Station K-7.

517
00:26:22,761 --> 00:26:25,195
I am forced
to cancel shore leave

518
00:26:25,264 --> 00:26:26,697
for both ships.

519
00:26:26,765 --> 00:26:29,700
I want to know
who started it.

520
00:26:29,768 --> 00:26:30,700
I'm waiting.

521
00:26:33,405 --> 00:26:35,532
Freeman, who started
the fight?

522
00:26:35,607 --> 00:26:37,040
I don't know, sir.

523
00:26:37,109 --> 00:26:39,077
All right.

524
00:26:39,144 --> 00:26:40,372
Chekov.

525
00:26:42,214 --> 00:26:45,513
I know you. You started it,
didn't you?

526
00:26:45,584 --> 00:26:46,915
No, sir, I didn't.

527
00:26:46,985 --> 00:26:47,917
Who did?

528
00:26:47,986 --> 00:26:49,419
I don't know, sir.

529
00:26:49,488 --> 00:26:53,515
"I don't know, sir."

530
00:26:53,592 --> 00:26:56,584
I want to know
who threw the first punch.

531
00:26:56,662 --> 00:26:59,597
All right.
You're all confined to quarters

532
00:26:59,665 --> 00:27:02,532
until I find out who started it.
Dismissed.

533
00:27:06,104 --> 00:27:07,537
Scotty, not you.

534
00:27:10,609 --> 00:27:14,045
You were supposed to prevent trouble,
Mr. Scott.

535
00:27:14,112 --> 00:27:16,171
Aye, Captain.

536
00:27:16,248 --> 00:27:17,840
Who threw
the first punch?

537
00:27:20,619 --> 00:27:22,553
Um ...

538
00:27:22,621 --> 00:27:23,713
Scotty.

539
00:27:24,957 --> 00:27:26,549
I did, Captain.

540
00:27:26,625 --> 00:27:28,024
You did, Mr. Scott?

541
00:27:29,795 --> 00:27:31,353
What caused it, Scotty?

542
00:27:31,430 --> 00:27:33,660
They insulted us,
sir.

543
00:27:33,732 --> 00:27:35,666
Must have been
some insult.

544
00:27:35,734 --> 00:27:37,065
Aye, it was.

545
00:27:37,135 --> 00:27:39,069
You threw
the first punch.

546
00:27:39,137 --> 00:27:40,263
Aye.

547
00:27:40,339 --> 00:27:42,398
Chekov wanted to,
but I held him back.

548
00:27:42,474 --> 00:27:43,566
You held --

549
00:27:43,642 --> 00:27:46,167
Why did Chekov
want to start a fight?

550
00:27:46,244 --> 00:27:48,405
Um ... well,
the Klingons, sir ...

551
00:27:48,480 --> 00:27:50,243
Is this
off the record?

552
00:27:50,315 --> 00:27:52,249
No. This is not
off the record.

553
00:27:52,317 --> 00:27:54,581
Well, Captain, uh ...

554
00:27:54,653 --> 00:27:58,089
the Klingons
called you, uh ...

555
00:27:58,156 --> 00:28:01,148
a tin-plated,
overbearing,

556
00:28:01,226 --> 00:28:03,660
swaggering dictator
with delusions of godhood.

557
00:28:03,729 --> 00:28:04,991
Is that all?

558
00:28:05,063 --> 00:28:07,497
No, sir.
They also compared you

559
00:28:07,566 --> 00:28:09,591
with a Denibian
slime devil.

560
00:28:09,668 --> 00:28:11,226
I get the picture.

561
00:28:11,303 --> 00:28:13,100
Yes, sir.

562
00:28:13,171 --> 00:28:15,036
After they said all this,

563
00:28:15,107 --> 00:28:17,166
that's when you hit
the Klingons?

564
00:28:17,242 --> 00:28:18,641
No, sir.

565
00:28:18,710 --> 00:28:20,371
No?

566
00:28:20,445 --> 00:28:22,037
No, uh ... I didn't.

567
00:28:22,114 --> 00:28:24,548
You told us
to avoid trouble.

568
00:28:25,617 --> 00:28:26,709
Oh, yes.

569
00:28:26,785 --> 00:28:28,218
Well, I didn't see

570
00:28:28,286 --> 00:28:30,720
that it was worth
fighting about.

571
00:28:30,789 --> 00:28:35,488
After all, we're big enough
to take a few insults.

572
00:28:35,560 --> 00:28:36,618
Aren't we?

573
00:28:36,695 --> 00:28:40,461
What was it they said
that started the fight?

574
00:28:40,532 --> 00:28:45,560
They called the Enterprise
a garbage scow ...

575
00:28:45,637 --> 00:28:46,569
sir.

576
00:28:48,640 --> 00:28:50,574
I see.

577
00:28:50,642 --> 00:28:52,075
And ...

578
00:28:52,144 --> 00:28:54,544
that's when you hit
the Klingons?

579
00:28:54,613 --> 00:28:57,309
Yes, sir.

580
00:28:57,382 --> 00:29:02,843
You hit the Klingons
because they insulted the Enterprise,

581
00:29:02,921 --> 00:29:05,014
not because they ...

582
00:29:05,090 --> 00:29:08,150
Well, sir, this was
a matter of pride.

583
00:29:12,030 --> 00:29:13,725
All right, Scotty.

584
00:29:13,799 --> 00:29:14,891
Dismissed.

585
00:29:14,966 --> 00:29:16,490
Oh ...

586
00:29:16,568 --> 00:29:20,902
Scotty, you're restricted
to quarters until further notice.

587
00:29:20,972 --> 00:29:22,530
Yes, sir.

588
00:29:22,607 --> 00:29:24,040
Thank you, sir.

589
00:29:24,109 --> 00:29:25,872
That'll
give me a chance

590
00:29:25,944 --> 00:29:28,344
to catch up on my
technical journals.

591
00:29:32,217 --> 00:29:34,151
[Purring]

592
00:29:44,129 --> 00:29:45,562
What's the matter,
Spock?

593
00:29:45,630 --> 00:29:48,064
There's something disquieting
about these creatures.

594
00:29:48,133 --> 00:29:51,068
Don't tell me
you've got a feeling.

595
00:29:51,136 --> 00:29:52,569
Don't be insulting,
Doctor.

596
00:29:52,637 --> 00:29:55,572
They remind me
of the lilies of the field.

597
00:29:55,640 --> 00:29:58,074
"They toil not,
neither do they spin."

598
00:29:58,143 --> 00:30:01,078
But they seem
to eat a great deal.

599
00:30:01,146 --> 00:30:03,580
I see no practical use
for them.

600
00:30:03,648 --> 00:30:05,081
Does everything
have to have

601
00:30:05,150 --> 00:30:06,583
a practical use
for you?

602
00:30:06,651 --> 00:30:08,414
They're nice,
soft, and furry,

603
00:30:08,487 --> 00:30:10,421
and they make
a pleasant sound.

604
00:30:10,489 --> 00:30:12,252
So would
an ermine violin,

605
00:30:12,324 --> 00:30:14,588
but I see no advantage
in having one.

606
00:30:14,659 --> 00:30:17,093
It's a human characteristic
to love little animals,

607
00:30:17,162 --> 00:30:18,595
especially if
they're attractive.

608
00:30:18,663 --> 00:30:21,097
Doctor, I am well aware
of human characteristics.

609
00:30:21,166 --> 00:30:23,100
I am frequently
inundated by them,

610
00:30:23,168 --> 00:30:26,103
but I've trained myself
to put up with anything.

611
00:30:26,171 --> 00:30:29,106
I don't know much
about these little tribbles yet,

612
00:30:29,174 --> 00:30:31,108
but there's one thing
I've discovered.

613
00:30:31,176 --> 00:30:32,803
What is that, Doctor?

614
00:30:32,878 --> 00:30:34,311
I like them ...

615
00:30:34,379 --> 00:30:36,244
better than
I like you.

616
00:30:36,314 --> 00:30:37,246
Doctor?

617
00:30:37,315 --> 00:30:38,304
Yes?

618
00:30:38,383 --> 00:30:40,817
They do have one
redeeming characteristic.

619
00:30:40,886 --> 00:30:42,217
What's that?

620
00:30:42,287 --> 00:30:43,982
They do not talk too much.

621
00:30:45,757 --> 00:30:47,384
If you'll
excuse me, sir.

622
00:31:00,038 --> 00:31:01,903
[Shriek]

623
00:31:22,160 --> 00:31:26,096
Dr. McCoy, would you mind
coming up to the bridge?

624
00:31:58,196 --> 00:31:59,288
Lieutenant Uhura,

625
00:31:59,364 --> 00:32:02,731
how did all these tribbles
get on the bridge?

626
00:32:02,801 --> 00:32:04,234
I don't know, sir.

627
00:32:04,302 --> 00:32:07,066
They do seem to be
all over the ship.

628
00:32:08,139 --> 00:32:09,071
Dr. McCoy.

629
00:32:09,140 --> 00:32:12,769
Yes? Did you want
to see me, Jim?

630
00:32:12,844 --> 00:32:14,141
Don't look at me.

631
00:32:14,212 --> 00:32:15,577
The tribbles
are breeding.

632
00:32:15,647 --> 00:32:17,638
If we don't get
them off this ship,

633
00:32:17,716 --> 00:32:19,411
we're going to be
hip deep in them.

634
00:32:19,484 --> 00:32:20,416
Explain that.

635
00:32:20,485 --> 00:32:22,919
The nearest thing
I can figure out

636
00:32:22,988 --> 00:32:24,421
is they're
born pregnant,

637
00:32:24,489 --> 00:32:27,117
which seems to be
quite a timesaver.

638
00:32:27,192 --> 00:32:28,682
I know, but really ...

639
00:32:28,760 --> 00:32:31,092
and from
my observations,

640
00:32:31,162 --> 00:32:33,027
it seems
they're bisexual,

641
00:32:33,098 --> 00:32:34,588
reproducing at will.

642
00:32:34,666 --> 00:32:37,601
And, brother,
have they got a lot of will.

643
00:32:37,669 --> 00:32:40,103
Captain, I'm forced
to agree with the doctor.

644
00:32:40,171 --> 00:32:42,605
I've been running computations
on their rate of reproduction.

645
00:32:42,674 --> 00:32:45,404
The figures are taking
an alarming direction.

646
00:32:45,477 --> 00:32:46,910
They're consuming
our supplies

647
00:32:46,978 --> 00:32:49,037
and returning nothing.

648
00:32:49,114 --> 00:32:51,947
But they do give us something,
Mr. Spock.

649
00:32:52,017 --> 00:32:53,382
They give us love.

650
00:32:53,451 --> 00:32:55,385
Cyrano Jones
says a tribble

651
00:32:55,453 --> 00:32:58,251
is the only love
that money can buy.

652
00:32:58,323 --> 00:33:01,190
Too much of anything,
Lieutenant, even love,

653
00:33:01,259 --> 00:33:03,693
isn't necessarily
a good thing.

654
00:33:03,762 --> 00:33:04,922
[Shrieking]

655
00:33:04,996 --> 00:33:06,088
Yes, Captain.

656
00:33:06,164 --> 00:33:08,894
Have maintenance clean up
the entire ship,

657
00:33:08,967 --> 00:33:10,229
and then ...

658
00:33:10,302 --> 00:33:14,068
contact Mr. Lurry
and tell him

659
00:33:14,139 --> 00:33:15,436
I'm beaming down.

660
00:33:15,507 --> 00:33:16,474
Aye, aye.

661
00:33:16,541 --> 00:33:19,442
Have him find Cyrano Jones
and hold him.

662
00:33:19,511 --> 00:33:20,603
Aye.

663
00:33:22,147 --> 00:33:26,083
And get these tribbles
off the bridge.

664
00:33:26,151 --> 00:33:28,085
Aye, aye, Captain.

665
00:33:33,591 --> 00:33:35,024
Captain Kirk,
I'm mystified

666
00:33:35,093 --> 00:33:36,856
at your tone of voice.

667
00:33:36,928 --> 00:33:39,192
I've done nothing
to warrant such severe treatment.

668
00:33:39,264 --> 00:33:40,356
Oh, really?

669
00:33:40,432 --> 00:33:42,764
Surely you must have
realized what would happen

670
00:33:42,834 --> 00:33:44,426
if you removed
the tribbles

671
00:33:44,502 --> 00:33:46,060
from their predator-filled
environment

672
00:33:46,137 --> 00:33:48,901
into an environment where their natural
multiplicative proclivities

673
00:33:48,973 --> 00:33:50,702
would have no
restraining factors.

674
00:33:50,775 --> 00:33:52,743
Of cour --
What did you say?

675
00:33:54,045 --> 00:33:57,606
By removing the tribbles
from their natural habitat,

676
00:33:57,682 --> 00:34:00,617
you have removed the cork
from the bottle

677
00:34:00,685 --> 00:34:02,915
and allowed
the genie to escape.

678
00:34:02,987 --> 00:34:05,922
If by that, you mean
do they breed quickly?

679
00:34:05,990 --> 00:34:08,925
Of course. That's how
I maintain my stock.

680
00:34:08,993 --> 00:34:11,427
Breeding animals is not
against regulations,

681
00:34:11,496 --> 00:34:13,521
only breeding
dangerous ones,

682
00:34:13,598 --> 00:34:15,463
and tribbles
are not dangerous.

683
00:34:15,533 --> 00:34:17,057
Just incredibly
prolific.

684
00:34:17,135 --> 00:34:20,070
Precisely, and at
6 credits a head,

685
00:34:20,138 --> 00:34:22,436
uh, well,
that is, a body,

686
00:34:22,507 --> 00:34:25,271
it mounts up. Now
if you'll excuse me.

687
00:34:25,343 --> 00:34:27,743
You should sell an instruction manual
with this.

688
00:34:27,812 --> 00:34:29,575
If I did,
what would happen

689
00:34:29,647 --> 00:34:31,239
to man's search
for knowledge?

690
00:34:31,316 --> 00:34:34,911
Well, I must be tending my ship.
Au revoir.

691
00:34:38,656 --> 00:34:40,590
Go ahead, sir.
Tell him.

692
00:34:40,658 --> 00:34:41,955
Captain Kirk,

693
00:34:42,026 --> 00:34:45,052
I consider your security
measures a disgrace.

694
00:34:45,130 --> 00:34:47,462
In my opinion,
you have taken

695
00:34:47,532 --> 00:34:49,500
this important project
far too lightly.

696
00:34:49,567 --> 00:34:51,000
On the contrary, sir.

697
00:34:51,069 --> 00:34:54,004
I think of this project
as very important.

698
00:34:54,072 --> 00:34:56,506
It is you
I take lightly.

699
00:34:56,574 --> 00:34:58,508
I am going
to report fully

700
00:34:58,576 --> 00:35:00,009
to the
proper authorities

701
00:35:00,078 --> 00:35:02,444
that you have given
complete access

702
00:35:02,514 --> 00:35:04,038
to this station

703
00:35:04,115 --> 00:35:06,549
to a man who's probably
a Klingon agent.

704
00:35:06,618 --> 00:35:09,178
That's a serious charge.
To whom are you referring?

705
00:35:09,254 --> 00:35:12,690
To that man who just
walked out of here.

706
00:35:12,757 --> 00:35:13,689
Cyrano Jones?

707
00:35:13,758 --> 00:35:14,690
A Klingon agent?

708
00:35:14,759 --> 00:35:16,192
You heard me.

709
00:35:16,261 --> 00:35:17,558
I heard you.

710
00:35:17,629 --> 00:35:19,221
He couldn't
believe his ears.

711
00:35:22,133 --> 00:35:24,431
What evidence
do you have against Mr. Jones?

712
00:35:24,502 --> 00:35:26,333
My assistant
has kept Mr. Jones

713
00:35:26,404 --> 00:35:29,066
under close surveillance
for quite some time,

714
00:35:29,140 --> 00:35:31,734
and his actions have
been most suspicious.

715
00:35:31,810 --> 00:35:33,744
He was involved
in that altercation

716
00:35:33,812 --> 00:35:36,246
between your man
and the man from --

717
00:35:36,314 --> 00:35:37,713
Yes, yes.
What else?

718
00:35:37,782 --> 00:35:39,545
I checked
his ship's log.

719
00:35:39,617 --> 00:35:42,051
He was within the Klingon's sphere
of influence

720
00:35:42,120 --> 00:35:43,815
less than
four months ago.

721
00:35:43,888 --> 00:35:45,719
The man's
an independent scout.

722
00:35:45,790 --> 00:35:48,918
It's quite possible
he's also a Klingon spy.

723
00:35:50,361 --> 00:35:53,125
We have already checked
on the background

724
00:35:53,198 --> 00:35:54,563
of Mr. Cyrano Jones.

725
00:35:54,632 --> 00:35:57,192
He is a licensed asteroid locator
and prospector.

726
00:35:57,268 --> 00:35:59,031
He's never
broken the law,

727
00:35:59,103 --> 00:36:00,502
at least not severely.

728
00:36:00,572 --> 00:36:02,096
For the past
seven years,

729
00:36:02,173 --> 00:36:03,765
with his
one-man spaceship,

730
00:36:03,842 --> 00:36:05,275
he's obtained
a marginal living

731
00:36:05,343 --> 00:36:08,176
by buying and selling
rare merchandise,

732
00:36:08,246 --> 00:36:11,010
including,
unfortunately, tribbles.

733
00:36:11,082 --> 00:36:13,107
He is after my grain!

734
00:36:13,184 --> 00:36:14,378
You have any proof?

735
00:36:14,452 --> 00:36:16,613
You can't deny
he's disrupted this station.

736
00:36:16,688 --> 00:36:18,883
People have
disrupted stations before

737
00:36:18,957 --> 00:36:20,549
without being
Klingon agents.

738
00:36:20,625 --> 00:36:23,321
Sometimes, all they need
is a title, Mr. Baris.

739
00:36:23,394 --> 00:36:25,328
Unfortunately, disrupting
a space station

740
00:36:25,396 --> 00:36:26,829
is not an offense.

741
00:36:26,898 --> 00:36:28,331
Now, if you'll
excuse me,

742
00:36:28,399 --> 00:36:31,334
I have a ship
to tend to. Au revoir.

743
00:36:53,291 --> 00:36:55,885
My chicken sandwich
and coffee.

744
00:36:57,295 --> 00:36:59,991
This is my chicken sandwich
and coffee.

745
00:37:00,064 --> 00:37:00,996
Fascinating.

746
00:37:01,065 --> 00:37:02,930
I want these
off the ship.

747
00:37:03,001 --> 00:37:05,936
I don't care if it takes
every man we've got.

748
00:37:07,171 --> 00:37:09,105
They're into the machinery,
all right.

749
00:37:09,173 --> 00:37:12,108
They're probably in
all the other food processors, too.

750
00:37:12,176 --> 00:37:13,108
How?

751
00:37:13,177 --> 00:37:15,509
Probably through one
of the air vents.

752
00:37:15,580 --> 00:37:17,844
Captain, there are
vents of that type

753
00:37:17,916 --> 00:37:19,247
on the space station.

754
00:37:19,317 --> 00:37:20,944
And in the storage
compartments.

755
00:37:24,756 --> 00:37:26,189
This is Kirk.

756
00:37:26,257 --> 00:37:28,691
Contact Manager Lurry
and Nilz Baris.

757
00:37:28,760 --> 00:37:31,194
Have them meet us near
the storage compartments.

758
00:37:31,262 --> 00:37:33,696
We're beaming down.
Come on, Spock.

759
00:37:46,778 --> 00:37:47,836
Energize.

760
00:37:56,854 --> 00:37:59,288
[Shrieking]

761
00:37:59,357 --> 00:38:00,483
What's wrong?

762
00:38:00,558 --> 00:38:03,356
Plenty, if what I think happened
has happened.

763
00:38:07,231 --> 00:38:08,664
Is that door secure?

764
00:38:08,733 --> 00:38:10,667
Yes, sir.
Nothing could get in.

765
00:38:10,735 --> 00:38:12,168
Good. Open it.

766
00:38:13,571 --> 00:38:16,165
It's not working, sir.
Seems to be stuck.

767
00:38:16,240 --> 00:38:18,174
Here. Let me try it.

768
00:39:07,892 --> 00:39:09,826
They seem
to be gorged.

769
00:39:09,894 --> 00:39:12,886
Gorged? On my grain?

770
00:39:12,964 --> 00:39:16,024
Kirk, I am going
to hold you responsible.

771
00:39:16,100 --> 00:39:17,795
There must be
thousands of them.

772
00:39:17,869 --> 00:39:19,393
Hundreds of thousands.

773
00:39:19,470 --> 00:39:22,928
1,771,561.

774
00:39:24,242 --> 00:39:25,504
That's assuming
one tribble,

775
00:39:25,576 --> 00:39:27,908
multiplying with
an average litter of 10,

776
00:39:27,979 --> 00:39:30,413
producing a new generation
every 12 hours

777
00:39:30,481 --> 00:39:32,415
over a period
of three days.

778
00:39:32,483 --> 00:39:35,077
That's assuming they got
here three days ago.

779
00:39:35,153 --> 00:39:37,917
And allowing for the amount
of grain consumed

780
00:39:37,989 --> 00:39:40,423
and the volume
of the storage compartment.

781
00:39:40,491 --> 00:39:42,425
Kirk, you should
have known.

782
00:39:42,493 --> 00:39:44,427
You are responsible
for turning

783
00:39:44,495 --> 00:39:46,429
the development project
into a disaster.

784
00:39:46,497 --> 00:39:47,464
Mr. Baris --

785
00:39:47,532 --> 00:39:50,160
And I'm through being
intimidated, Kirk.

786
00:39:50,234 --> 00:39:52,998
You have insulted me,
you have ignored me,

787
00:39:53,071 --> 00:39:54,663
you've walked
all over me.

788
00:39:54,739 --> 00:39:56,001
You've abused
your authority,

789
00:39:56,074 --> 00:39:57,564
and you've rejected
my requests.

790
00:39:57,642 --> 00:39:59,576
And this --
this is the result.

791
00:39:59,644 --> 00:40:01,578
I'm going to hold
you responsible.

792
00:40:01,646 --> 00:40:05,582
I'll hold you in irons
if you don't shut up.

793
00:40:05,650 --> 00:40:07,584
Jim, I think
I've got it.

794
00:40:07,652 --> 00:40:10,086
All we have to do is
quit feeding them.

795
00:40:10,154 --> 00:40:12,452
We quit feeding them,
they stop breeding.

796
00:40:13,925 --> 00:40:15,517
Now he tells me.

797
00:40:15,593 --> 00:40:17,026
Captain ...

798
00:40:17,095 --> 00:40:18,653
this tribble
is dead.

799
00:40:19,864 --> 00:40:21,297
And so are these.

800
00:40:23,868 --> 00:40:26,359
A lot of them are dead.

801
00:40:26,437 --> 00:40:28,530
A lot of them
are alive.

802
00:40:28,606 --> 00:40:30,039
They won't be for long.

803
00:40:30,108 --> 00:40:32,440
The logical assumption
is something's in the grain.

804
00:40:32,510 --> 00:40:34,478
Yes. Bones,
I want the tribbles,

805
00:40:34,545 --> 00:40:35,978
the grain,
everything analyzed.

806
00:40:36,047 --> 00:40:38,379
I want to know what
killed these tribbles.

807
00:40:38,449 --> 00:40:41,885
I haven't figured out
what keeps them alive yet.

808
00:40:43,121 --> 00:40:46,090
If I find out anything,
I'll let you know.

809
00:40:46,157 --> 00:40:49,490
That isn't going to do
you any good, Kirk.

810
00:40:49,560 --> 00:40:50,993
This project is ruined,

811
00:40:51,062 --> 00:40:53,496
and Starfleet is going
to hear about it.

812
00:40:53,564 --> 00:40:54,997
And when they do,

813
00:40:55,066 --> 00:40:57,000
they'll have
a board of inquiry.

814
00:40:57,068 --> 00:40:58,831
They will
roast you alive.

815
00:40:58,903 --> 00:41:00,803
I am going to be there

816
00:41:00,872 --> 00:41:02,737
to enjoy
every minute of it.

817
00:41:02,807 --> 00:41:05,071
Until that inquiry,
I'm still the captain.

818
00:41:05,143 --> 00:41:07,304
I want two things done.

819
00:41:07,378 --> 00:41:08,811
First, find Cyrano Jones,

820
00:41:08,880 --> 00:41:09,972
and second ...

821
00:41:12,917 --> 00:41:14,475
close that door.

822
00:41:27,365 --> 00:41:28,798
Really, Captain Kirk,

823
00:41:28,866 --> 00:41:30,629
I must protest
this treatment.

824
00:41:30,701 --> 00:41:32,965
Ah, Mr. Jones,
with an armful.

825
00:41:33,037 --> 00:41:34,470
A few questions.

826
00:41:34,539 --> 00:41:35,471
Captain Kirk!

827
00:41:35,540 --> 00:41:36,973
What do you want?

828
00:41:37,041 --> 00:41:38,372
An official apology

829
00:41:38,442 --> 00:41:40,376
addressed
to the Klingon high command.

830
00:41:40,444 --> 00:41:43,379
I expect you to assume
full responsibility

831
00:41:43,447 --> 00:41:46,974
for the persecution of
Klingon nationals in this quadrant.

832
00:41:47,051 --> 00:41:48,245
An apology?

833
00:41:48,319 --> 00:41:50,253
Yes. You've harassed
my men.

834
00:41:50,321 --> 00:41:52,255
You've treated them
like criminals.

835
00:41:52,323 --> 00:41:54,848
You've been most uncourteous,
Captain Kirk.

836
00:41:54,926 --> 00:41:57,190
If you wish
to avoid a diplomatic incident --

837
00:41:57,261 --> 00:41:59,195
No, Kirk.
You can't let him.

838
00:41:59,263 --> 00:42:01,424
That will give them
the wedge they need

839
00:42:01,499 --> 00:42:02,761
to claim
Sherman's Planet.

840
00:42:02,834 --> 00:42:05,530
More than the word
of an aggrieved Klingon commander

841
00:42:05,603 --> 00:42:07,195
would be necessary
for that.

842
00:42:07,271 --> 00:42:08,238
Mr. Spock,

843
00:42:08,306 --> 00:42:11,207
as far as Sherman's Planet
is concerned,

844
00:42:11,275 --> 00:42:14,210
Captain Kirk has already
given it to us.

845
00:42:14,278 --> 00:42:16,371
Well, we'll see
about that,

846
00:42:16,447 --> 00:42:19,177
but before I take
any official action,

847
00:42:19,250 --> 00:42:22,276
I'd like to know
Just what happened.

848
00:42:22,353 --> 00:42:23,786
Who put the tribbles

849
00:42:23,855 --> 00:42:25,288
in the quadro-triticale?

850
00:42:25,356 --> 00:42:27,722
What was in the grain
that killed them?

851
00:42:27,792 --> 00:42:28,759
Captain Kirk,

852
00:42:28,826 --> 00:42:31,556
before you go on,
may I make a request?

853
00:42:31,629 --> 00:42:32,561
Yes.

854
00:42:32,630 --> 00:42:35,565
Can you get those things
out of here?

855
00:42:44,041 --> 00:42:45,565
[Shrieking]

856
00:42:45,643 --> 00:42:46,632
Remarkable.

857
00:42:46,711 --> 00:42:48,076
Hold on a minute.

858
00:42:48,145 --> 00:42:50,477
I thought you said
tribbles liked everybody.

859
00:42:50,548 --> 00:42:54,484
They do. The last time
I saw one act this way

860
00:42:54,552 --> 00:42:55,917
was at the bar.

861
00:42:55,987 --> 00:42:57,579
What was in the bar?

862
00:42:57,655 --> 00:42:58,917
Klingons.
Him, for one.

863
00:43:11,502 --> 00:43:13,436
[Shrieking]

864
00:43:13,504 --> 00:43:15,438
You're right,
Mr. Jones.

865
00:43:15,506 --> 00:43:16,939
They don't
like Klingons.

866
00:43:17,008 --> 00:43:18,566
[Shrieking]

867
00:43:24,115 --> 00:43:26,049
But they do
like Vulcans.

868
00:43:26,117 --> 00:43:27,516
[Purring]

869
00:43:27,585 --> 00:43:29,553
I didn't know
you had it in you.

870
00:43:29,620 --> 00:43:32,555
Obviously tribbles
are very perceptive creatures, Captain.

871
00:43:32,623 --> 00:43:33,612
Obviously.

872
00:43:36,694 --> 00:43:38,127
[Purring]

873
00:43:38,195 --> 00:43:40,629
Mr. Baris,
they like you.

874
00:43:40,698 --> 00:43:43,132
Well, there's no accounting
for taste.

875
00:43:46,370 --> 00:43:47,632
[Shrieking]

876
00:43:48,973 --> 00:43:51,498
They don't like you.
I wonder why.

877
00:43:51,575 --> 00:43:53,202
Bones?

878
00:43:59,717 --> 00:44:02,208
Heartbeat is all wrong.

879
00:44:02,286 --> 00:44:04,151
His body temperature is --

880
00:44:04,221 --> 00:44:06,655
Jim, this man is a Klingon.

881
00:44:08,025 --> 00:44:09,822
A Klingon?

882
00:44:09,894 --> 00:44:12,089
I wonder what
Starfleet Command

883
00:44:12,163 --> 00:44:14,097
will say about that.

884
00:44:14,165 --> 00:44:16,599
What about
the grain, Bones?

885
00:44:18,002 --> 00:44:19,833
Oh, yes.
It was poisoned.

886
00:44:19,904 --> 00:44:21,166
Poisoned?

887
00:44:21,238 --> 00:44:23,604
Yes. It's been impregnated
with a virus.

888
00:44:23,674 --> 00:44:26,108
The virus turns
into an inert material

889
00:44:26,177 --> 00:44:27,610
in the bloodstream.

890
00:44:27,678 --> 00:44:29,270
The more
the organism eats,

891
00:44:29,347 --> 00:44:31,611
the more inert matter
is built up.

892
00:44:31,682 --> 00:44:33,115
So after
two or three days,

893
00:44:33,184 --> 00:44:34,617
they couldn't
take in

894
00:44:34,685 --> 00:44:36,118
enough nourishment
to survive.

895
00:44:36,187 --> 00:44:37,620
They starved to death.

896
00:44:37,688 --> 00:44:40,623
In a storage compartment
full of grain,

897
00:44:40,691 --> 00:44:42,124
they starved to death.

898
00:44:42,193 --> 00:44:43,626
That is
essentially it.

899
00:44:50,368 --> 00:44:52,632
[Shrieking]

900
00:44:52,703 --> 00:44:54,637
Darvin,
you going to talk?

901
00:44:54,705 --> 00:44:56,366
I have
nothing to say.

902
00:44:56,440 --> 00:44:58,704
I poisoned the grain!
Take them away.

903
00:44:58,776 --> 00:45:01,142
And the tribbles had
nothing to do with it?

904
00:45:01,212 --> 00:45:03,077
I don't know.
I never saw one before,

905
00:45:03,147 --> 00:45:05,411
and I hope I never see
one again.

906
00:45:05,483 --> 00:45:08,418
I'm certain that
can be arranged, Darvin.

907
00:45:08,486 --> 00:45:09,418
Guards.

908
00:45:12,656 --> 00:45:14,749
If you'll
excuse me, Captain.

909
00:45:18,329 --> 00:45:20,593
Captain Koloth ...

910
00:45:20,664 --> 00:45:22,097
about that apology.

911
00:45:22,166 --> 00:45:23,224
Yes?

912
00:45:23,300 --> 00:45:25,598
You have six hours
to get your ship

913
00:45:25,669 --> 00:45:27,102
out of Federation
territory.

914
00:45:27,171 --> 00:45:29,105
[Shrieking]

915
00:45:29,173 --> 00:45:31,107
[Shrieking]

916
00:45:31,175 --> 00:45:32,107
No. No.

917
00:45:32,176 --> 00:45:34,110
[Purring]

918
00:45:36,680 --> 00:45:40,616
You know, I think I could
learn to like tribbles.

919
00:45:42,186 --> 00:45:45,121
Well, Captain, I suppose
I'm free to go now.

920
00:45:45,189 --> 00:45:48,522
No, you're not. There's something
I want to show you.

921
00:45:49,593 --> 00:45:52,027
You know what
the penalty is

922
00:45:52,096 --> 00:45:54,792
for transporting an animal
harmful to human life?

923
00:45:54,865 --> 00:45:58,631
Captain, one little tribble
isn't harmful.

924
00:45:58,702 --> 00:46:02,069
Captain, you wouldn't do a thing
like that to me,

925
00:46:02,139 --> 00:46:03,572
would you?

926
00:46:03,641 --> 00:46:04,573
Would you?

927
00:46:04,642 --> 00:46:06,542
The penalty
is 20 years

928
00:46:06,610 --> 00:46:08,043
in a rehabilitation colony.

929
00:46:10,648 --> 00:46:13,082
Captain Kirk --
friend, friend Kirk,

930
00:46:13,150 --> 00:46:14,583
surely we can come

931
00:46:14,652 --> 00:46:17,519
to some sort
of mutual understanding.

932
00:46:17,588 --> 00:46:20,352
After all, my tribbles
did put you wise

933
00:46:20,424 --> 00:46:22,654
to the poisoned grain,

934
00:46:22,726 --> 00:46:26,218
and they did help you
to find the Klingon agent.

935
00:46:26,297 --> 00:46:29,095
You saved a lot
of lives that way.

936
00:46:29,166 --> 00:46:30,098
Hmm?

937
00:46:30,167 --> 00:46:32,067
There's one thing
you can do.

938
00:46:32,136 --> 00:46:33,160
Yes?

939
00:46:33,237 --> 00:46:35,865
Pick up every tribble
on the space station.

940
00:46:35,940 --> 00:46:37,669
If you do that,

941
00:46:37,741 --> 00:46:39,675
I'll speak to Mr. Lurry

942
00:46:39,743 --> 00:46:41,176
about returning
your spaceship.

943
00:46:44,682 --> 00:46:46,673
That would take years.

944
00:46:46,750 --> 00:46:50,015
17.9 to be exact.

945
00:46:50,087 --> 00:46:52,612
17.9 years.

946
00:46:52,690 --> 00:46:54,783
Consider it
Job security.

947
00:46:54,859 --> 00:46:56,622
Captain,
you're a hard man.

948
00:46:56,694 --> 00:46:58,127
All right! All right!

949
00:46:58,195 --> 00:46:59,628
You'll do it?

950
00:46:59,697 --> 00:47:01,130
I'll do it.

951
00:47:37,168 --> 00:47:40,103
Captain, Starfleet was able to divert
that freighter.

952
00:47:40,171 --> 00:47:42,105
Good. That means
Sherman's Planet

953
00:47:42,173 --> 00:47:44,107
will get its
quadro-triticale

954
00:47:44,175 --> 00:47:46,109
only a few weeks late.

955
00:47:48,679 --> 00:47:51,614
I don't see
any tribbles around here.

956
00:47:51,682 --> 00:47:54,116
And you won't
find a tribble

957
00:47:54,185 --> 00:47:55,618
on this entire ship.

958
00:47:55,686 --> 00:47:57,620
How did you do that?

959
00:47:57,688 --> 00:48:00,213
I cannot take credit
for another man's work.

960
00:48:00,291 --> 00:48:01,656
Scotty did it.

961
00:48:01,725 --> 00:48:02,749
Scotty!

962
00:48:02,826 --> 00:48:04,657
Where are the tribbles?

963
00:48:04,728 --> 00:48:07,162
Oh, um, Captain,
it was really

964
00:48:07,231 --> 00:48:08,721
Mr. Spock's
recommendation.

965
00:48:08,799 --> 00:48:10,767
Of course. Spock.

966
00:48:10,834 --> 00:48:13,268
Based on computer
analysis, of course,

967
00:48:13,337 --> 00:48:15,897
taking into account
the possibilities of --

968
00:48:15,973 --> 00:48:17,736
Gentlemen, I don't
want to interrupt

969
00:48:17,808 --> 00:48:19,070
this mutual
admiration society,

970
00:48:19,143 --> 00:48:21,077
but I'd like to know
where the tribbles are.

971
00:48:21,145 --> 00:48:22,339
Tell him, Spock.

972
00:48:22,413 --> 00:48:25,940
Well, it was Mr. Scott

973
00:48:26,016 --> 00:48:28,211
who performed
the actual engineering.

974
00:48:28,285 --> 00:48:29,684
Mr. Scott.

975
00:48:32,156 --> 00:48:35,387
Where are the tribbles?

976
00:48:35,459 --> 00:48:37,393
I used the transporter,
Captain.

977
00:48:37,461 --> 00:48:39,292
You used the transporter?

978
00:48:39,363 --> 00:48:40,159
Aye.

979
00:48:40,231 --> 00:48:43,598
Where did you
transport them?

980
00:48:50,074 --> 00:48:53,339
Scott, you didn't transport
them into space, did you?

981
00:48:53,410 --> 00:48:56,436
Captain Kirk,
that would be inhuman.

982
00:48:56,513 --> 00:48:57,445
Where are they?

983
00:48:57,514 --> 00:48:58,776
I gave them
a good home.

984
00:48:58,849 --> 00:48:59,611
Where?

985
00:48:59,683 --> 00:49:01,378
I gave them
to the Klingons.

986
00:49:01,452 --> 00:49:03,818
You gave them
to the Klingons?

987
00:49:03,887 --> 00:49:05,650
Aye. Before they
went into warp,

988
00:49:05,723 --> 00:49:08,556
I transported the whole kit
and caboodle into their engine room,

989
00:49:08,626 --> 00:49:11,254
where they'll be
no "tribble" at all.

990
00:49:12,305 --> 00:50:12,922
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