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Good morning, sir. Doctor.

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- Something wrong?
- Yes.

3
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There's something odd about that man
and I can't quite pinpoint it.

4
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Perhaps you're making
a rather hasty judgement.

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Mr. Norman has only
been aboard 72 hours.

6
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Well, I know when something doesn't
strike me right, and he doesn't.

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Specifics, doctor.
Labels do not make arguments.

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All right.

9
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There's something wrong
about a man who never smiles,

10
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whose conversation never varies
from the routine of the job,

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and who won't talk
about his background.

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I see.

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Spock.

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I mean that it's odd
for a non-Vulcan.

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The ears make all the difference.

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I find your argument strewn
with gaping defects in logic.

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Maybe, but you can't evaluate a man
by logic alone.

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Besides, he has avoided
two appointments

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that I've made for his physical exam,
without reason.

20
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That's not at all surprising, doctor.

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He's probably terrified
of your beads and rattles.

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Command personnel only...

24
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Yes, Mr. Sulu.

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There's an unplanned course change
being fed into the instruments, sir.

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Correct it.

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I can't, sir.

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Auxiliary Control, this is the captain.

29
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Auxiliary Control,
what's going on down there?

30
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Sir, Auxiliary Control
is on total override.

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Kirk to Security.

32
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Security. Lieutenant Rowe here, sir.

33
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Intruder alert. Deck 8.
Auxiliary Control.

34
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Acknowledged.

35
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Lieutenant Uhura,
have Mr. Spock report to the Bridge.

36
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Aye, sir.

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What's the imposed course,
Mr. Sulu?

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Turning on 307 degrees, mark 8.

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Being executed now, sir.

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Take care of him.

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- Security to Captain Kirk.
- Kirk here.

42
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Lieutenant Rowe, sir.
I'm in Auxiliary Control.

43
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Ensign Jordan's been knocked out.

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The directional master controls
have been jammed.

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They're totally unworkable.

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- Any sign of the intruder?
- No, sir. He's gone.

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I've put out a full security alert
on all decks.

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Find him. Kirk out.

49
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Mr. Spock, we seem to be taking
an unscheduled ride.

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Interesting.

51
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Mr. Sulu.

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Cut into Emergency Manual Monitor.
I want the override broken.

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Sir, the instruments won't respond.

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Emergency Manual Monitor, report.

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This is Captain Kirk. Acknowledge.

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Emergency Manual Monitor.
This is the captain, report.

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Here, you're not allowed...

58
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Acknowledge. This is the captain.
Scotty, acknowledge.

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Scotty, what's going on down there?
Kirk to Engineering.

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This is the captain. Scotty, report!

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Scotty, the intruder is in your area.

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What's going on down there?
Scotty!

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- Captain. He's here.
- Scotty.

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Scotty.

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Scotty?

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Security.

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The intruder's in Engineering.
Have all units converge on that point.

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Sir, we're picking up speed.
Warp 5, 6. Warp 7, sir.

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Cut power.

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I can't, sir.
All the controls are jammed.

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Spock, take over.

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It will not be necessary, captain.

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Tell Security we found the intruder.

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You mind telling me
what this is all about, mister?

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I am in total control of your ship.

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I have connected the matter-antimatter
pods to the main navigational bank.

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A trigger relay is now in operation.

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Any attempts to alter course

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will result in the immediate
destruction of this vessel.

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Spock?

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Confirmed, captain.
He's taken out all the override controls.

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If we tamper without knowing
where the trigger relay is...

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...we could extinguish ourselves.

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Who are you?

85
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I assure you, we are
no threat to humanity...

86
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...or humanoid life.

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We mean you no harm.

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But we require your ship.

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You require..?
Who and what are "we"?

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Space, the final frontier.

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These are the voyages
of the starship Enterprise.

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Its five-year mission:
To explore strange new worlds,

93
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to seek out new life
and new civilisations,

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to boldly go where no man
has gone before.

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- An android.
- And most sophisticated.

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I control the trigger relay, sir.

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I cannot be overcome
by physical means.

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And if you attempt
to use your phasers,

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the trigger relay will be activated.

100
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We shall continue on
our present course for approximately

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four solar days,
at which time we shall arrive

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at our destination.

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Who sent you?

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I am not programmed
to respond in that area.

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He simply appears to have
turned himself off, captain.

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And since we cannot repair
the damage he has done

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without destroying the ship...

108
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It seems we're going to
take a little trip.

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Captain's log, stardate 4513.3.

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After having been
taken over by an android,

111
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the Enterprise has been under way
at warp 7 for four days.

112
00:08:01,708 --> 00:08:03,332
Now, we are entering orbit

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around a planet which has
never been charted.

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Captain Kirk.

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The following individuals will be
transported down to our planet:

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Yourself, science officer,

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medical officer,

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communications officer,

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and navigator.

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Any meetings or discussions
can be held aboard the Enterprise.

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If you do not come with me,
your engines will be destroyed

122
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and you will remain
in orbit here forever.

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I must say,
that's a gracious invitation.

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There is a word.

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Among us, there is no
corresponding meaning.

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But it seems to mean something
to you humans.

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And what is that word?

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Please.

129
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Our planet's surface is
what you classify as K-type.

130
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Adaptable for humans
by use of pressure domes

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and life-support systems.

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- I have brought them.
- He is waiting.

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If you will follow us, please.

134
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I don't believe it.

135
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Welcome aboard, Kirk.

136
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Been a long time, eh?

137
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Harry Mudd!

138
00:10:01,037 --> 00:10:03,659
Well, to be absolutely accurate,
laddie buck,

139
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you should refer to me
as Mudd the First,

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00:10:06,418 --> 00:10:10,001
ruler of this entire sovereign planet.

141
00:10:10,756 --> 00:10:11,870
Ruler?

142
00:10:12,049 --> 00:10:14,088
I want control of my ship
returned immediately.

143
00:10:14,259 --> 00:10:15,884
We have no intention of staying.

144
00:10:16,053 --> 00:10:18,211
Well, I'm afraid there's
a bit of a problem there.

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- Kirk to Enterprise. Kirk to Enterprise.
- Alice.

146
00:10:25,938 --> 00:10:30,398
Now, now, Jamie boy, let's have no
unauthorised communications.

147
00:10:30,567 --> 00:10:32,394
You know this man, captain?

148
00:10:33,821 --> 00:10:36,905
Do I know him?
Harcourt Fenton Mudd.

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- Thief.
- Come now.

150
00:10:38,576 --> 00:10:40,319
- Swindler and con man.
- Entrepreneur.

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00:10:40,494 --> 00:10:43,068
- Liar and rogue.
- Did I leave you with that impression?

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Belongs in jail,
which is where I left you.

153
00:10:45,291 --> 00:10:47,579
And thereby hangs a tale, yes.

154
00:10:47,752 --> 00:10:50,077
But look around you, Kirk.

155
00:10:50,254 --> 00:10:52,128
Quite a place here, isn't it?

156
00:10:52,298 --> 00:10:55,085
- I hope you're all going to enjoy it.
- Mudd.

157
00:10:55,259 --> 00:10:57,715
I want that trained machine
of yours, Norman,

158
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to deactivate the trigger mechanism

159
00:11:00,473 --> 00:11:01,718
and free my ship.

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00:11:01,891 --> 00:11:04,299
- I shall do that when I'm ready.
- I'm telling you now.

161
00:11:04,477 --> 00:11:07,763
And I do the telling on this planet,
Kirk, old boy.

162
00:11:07,939 --> 00:11:09,433
You do the listening.

163
00:11:11,609 --> 00:11:12,938
All right, I'll listen.

164
00:11:14,195 --> 00:11:15,773
What are you telling?

165
00:11:15,947 --> 00:11:18,983
Merely that you might as well
start enjoying yourselves.

166
00:11:19,159 --> 00:11:20,819
It's really a very, very nice place.

167
00:11:20,994 --> 00:11:23,117
And you're all going to be here,

168
00:11:23,288 --> 00:11:25,161
quite probably,

169
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for the rest of your lives.

170
00:11:43,183 --> 00:11:47,395
Harry Mudd, you're a liar,
and an outlaw, and in deep trouble.

171
00:11:47,562 --> 00:11:50,267
I want navigational control restored,
and my ship released.

172
00:11:50,899 --> 00:11:53,770
Sorry, that'd be against the law.

173
00:11:53,944 --> 00:11:55,319
My law.

174
00:11:55,487 --> 00:11:57,978
Decreed by Mudd the First.

175
00:11:58,157 --> 00:12:02,071
Voted in by the resident population.

176
00:12:03,287 --> 00:12:05,279
Lovely, aren't they?

177
00:12:05,914 --> 00:12:08,999
You must admit, Kirk,
that I still retain my eye for beauty.

178
00:12:09,627 --> 00:12:12,165
I decreed that I should
always be surrounded by it,

179
00:12:12,338 --> 00:12:15,457
and my decrees always
come to pass.

180
00:12:23,683 --> 00:12:27,348
I've had 500 of them
made up to attend me.

181
00:12:34,986 --> 00:12:38,853
All of them identical, beautiful,

182
00:12:39,031 --> 00:12:41,867
compliant, obedient.

183
00:12:42,035 --> 00:12:45,368
Five hundred of the same model?
That seems rather redundant.

184
00:12:45,538 --> 00:12:49,037
I have a fondness for this
particular model, Mr. Spock,

185
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which you, unfortunately,
are ill-equipped to appreciate.

186
00:12:59,177 --> 00:13:00,719
All right, Harry.

187
00:13:00,887 --> 00:13:02,298
Explain. How did you get here?

188
00:13:02,472 --> 00:13:06,173
We left you in custody after
that affair on the Rigel mining planet.

189
00:13:06,351 --> 00:13:10,265
Yes, well, I organised
a technical information service,

190
00:13:10,438 --> 00:13:13,689
bringing modern industrial techniques
to backward planets,

191
00:13:13,859 --> 00:13:16,314
making available
certain valuable patents

192
00:13:16,486 --> 00:13:18,894
to struggling young civilisations
throughout the galaxy.

193
00:13:19,072 --> 00:13:21,314
Did you pay royalties to
the owners of those patents?

194
00:13:23,994 --> 00:13:25,987
Well, actually, Kirk,

195
00:13:26,163 --> 00:13:29,995
as a defender of the free-enterprise
system, I found myself

196
00:13:30,167 --> 00:13:34,247
in a rather ambiguous conflict,
as a matter of principle.

197
00:13:34,421 --> 00:13:36,081
He did not pay royalties.

198
00:13:36,256 --> 00:13:38,830
Knowledge, sir, should be free to all.

199
00:13:39,009 --> 00:13:42,259
- Who caught you?
- That is an outrageous assumption!

200
00:13:42,429 --> 00:13:44,469
Yes. Who caught you?

201
00:13:45,766 --> 00:13:48,222
I sold the Denebians

202
00:13:48,394 --> 00:13:50,967
all the rights to
a Vulcan fuel synthesizer.

203
00:13:51,147 --> 00:13:53,056
And the Denebians
contacted the Vulcans.

204
00:13:53,232 --> 00:13:55,853
- How'd you know?
- That's what I would have done.

205
00:13:56,027 --> 00:13:57,735
It's typical police mentality.

206
00:13:57,903 --> 00:14:00,276
They've got no sense of humour.
They arrested me!

207
00:14:00,448 --> 00:14:02,025
I find that shocking.

208
00:14:02,199 --> 00:14:06,114
Worse than that. Do you know what
the penalty for fraud is on Deneb V?

209
00:14:06,287 --> 00:14:10,119
The guilty party has his choice:
Death by electrocution, death by gas,

210
00:14:10,291 --> 00:14:13,043
death by phaser, death by hanging...

211
00:14:13,211 --> 00:14:18,916
The key word in your entire peroration,
Mr. Spock, was..."death."

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00:14:19,092 --> 00:14:20,372
Barbarians.

213
00:14:20,551 --> 00:14:23,552
- Well, of course I left.
- He broke jail.

214
00:14:24,138 --> 00:14:26,712
- I borrowed transportation.
- He stole a spaceship.

215
00:14:26,891 --> 00:14:28,967
The patrol reacted
in a hostile manner.

216
00:14:29,144 --> 00:14:30,258
They fired at him.

217
00:14:30,437 --> 00:14:32,476
They've got no respect
for private property.

218
00:14:32,647 --> 00:14:34,806
They damaged
the bloody spaceship!

219
00:14:37,652 --> 00:14:40,226
Well, I got away,
but I couldn't navigate.

220
00:14:40,405 --> 00:14:44,154
So I wandered out
through unmapped space...

221
00:14:44,951 --> 00:14:46,778
...and here I found...

222
00:14:48,455 --> 00:14:49,914
...Mudd.

223
00:14:50,290 --> 00:14:52,995
You went to substantial risk
and effort to bring a starship here.

224
00:14:53,502 --> 00:14:56,538
Logically, you must have
a compelling motive.

225
00:14:57,214 --> 00:15:00,998
Spock, you're going to love it here.
They all talk just the way you do.

226
00:15:02,469 --> 00:15:04,011
Go on, get on with it, Harry.

227
00:15:04,179 --> 00:15:06,006
Yes, well, right, laddie buck.

228
00:15:06,181 --> 00:15:08,055
Well, so here I am, in a planet

229
00:15:08,225 --> 00:15:11,594
with over 200,000 hard-working,
happy androids,

230
00:15:11,770 --> 00:15:16,100
all of whom exist merely
to serve my every... whim.

231
00:15:17,526 --> 00:15:21,275
It's absolute paradise.

232
00:15:21,864 --> 00:15:24,153
Then, I am unable
to discern your problem.

233
00:15:24,325 --> 00:15:26,780
They won't let me go!

234
00:15:26,952 --> 00:15:28,447
They want to study me.

235
00:15:28,621 --> 00:15:31,871
They want to learn more
about human beings.

236
00:15:32,041 --> 00:15:34,793
- They picked a fine representative.
- Watch your tongue, lad.

237
00:15:34,961 --> 00:15:37,119
You're talking about Mudd the First.

238
00:15:37,880 --> 00:15:41,878
Well, anyway, I ran out of ideas.

239
00:15:42,051 --> 00:15:45,218
I simply ran out of things
for them to do.

240
00:15:46,097 --> 00:15:49,347
And they insisted that I bring them
more human beings.

241
00:15:49,517 --> 00:15:53,562
They need human beings
to serve, to study.

242
00:15:53,730 --> 00:15:57,395
So I had to promise them
a prime sample.

243
00:15:57,567 --> 00:15:59,892
A starship captain.

244
00:16:00,820 --> 00:16:04,865
Bright, loyal, fearless
and imaginative.

245
00:16:05,033 --> 00:16:07,987
Any captain would have done,
I was just lucky enough to get you.

246
00:16:08,161 --> 00:16:10,154
So you are going to
take over for me here

247
00:16:10,330 --> 00:16:12,572
and I get off this rock,
and back to civilisation.

248
00:16:12,749 --> 00:16:13,912
I think not, Harry.

249
00:16:14,084 --> 00:16:17,916
You misunderstand me, lad.
I'm not asking you. I'm telling you.

250
00:16:18,088 --> 00:16:19,879
You've no choice.

251
00:16:20,382 --> 00:16:23,383
- Show them to their quarters.
- Yes, my Lord Mudd.

252
00:16:23,552 --> 00:16:25,295
This way, please.

253
00:16:27,723 --> 00:16:29,265
Harry, what's this?

254
00:16:33,186 --> 00:16:35,678
That, gentlemen, is a shrine

255
00:16:35,856 --> 00:16:38,014
to the memory of my beloved Stella.

256
00:16:38,192 --> 00:16:41,228
- Who?
- Stella, my wife.

257
00:16:41,403 --> 00:16:44,986
- Dead?
- Oh, no, no, no, merely deserted.

258
00:16:45,157 --> 00:16:48,775
You see, behind every great man,
there is a woman, urging him on.

259
00:16:48,953 --> 00:16:50,613
And so it was with my Stella.

260
00:16:50,788 --> 00:16:52,946
She urged me on into outer space.

261
00:16:53,123 --> 00:16:54,950
Not that she meant to,

262
00:16:55,125 --> 00:16:57,581
but with her continual,

263
00:16:57,753 --> 00:17:01,751
eternal, confounded nagging...

264
00:17:02,341 --> 00:17:04,879
Well, I think of her constantly,

265
00:17:05,052 --> 00:17:08,717
and every time I do,
I go further out into space.

266
00:17:09,599 --> 00:17:11,141
That's very interesting.

267
00:17:11,309 --> 00:17:13,882
You leave your wife,
and then bring her along.

268
00:17:14,061 --> 00:17:16,635
I had the androids construct
a perfect replica of Stella

269
00:17:16,814 --> 00:17:20,479
so that I could gaze upon her
and rejoice in her absence.

270
00:17:24,030 --> 00:17:26,272
Gentlemen, attend.

271
00:17:27,492 --> 00:17:28,986
Stella, dear.

272
00:17:29,661 --> 00:17:34,038
Harcourt! Harcourt Fenton Mudd.
What have you been up to?

273
00:17:34,207 --> 00:17:35,487
Nothing good, I'm sure.

274
00:17:35,667 --> 00:17:38,668
Well, let me tell you,
you lazy, good-for-nothing...

275
00:17:38,837 --> 00:17:40,710
Shut up!

276
00:17:44,342 --> 00:17:46,002
Marvellous, isn't it?

277
00:17:46,177 --> 00:17:49,381
I finally have the last word with her,

278
00:17:49,556 --> 00:17:51,845
and with you.

279
00:17:58,523 --> 00:18:00,599
You will find this quite comfortable.

280
00:18:00,776 --> 00:18:02,353
Your quarters are down the hall.

281
00:18:02,527 --> 00:18:05,481
- If there is anything you need...
- Yes, my ship.

282
00:18:05,656 --> 00:18:08,443
We are not programmed
to respond in that area.

283
00:18:08,617 --> 00:18:11,190
Norman, who created you?

284
00:18:11,370 --> 00:18:12,994
The Makers designed us.

285
00:18:13,163 --> 00:18:15,370
They came from
the galaxy of Andromeda.

286
00:18:15,666 --> 00:18:17,705
Then your Makers
weren't humanoids.

287
00:18:17,876 --> 00:18:20,830
They were, as you say,
quite humanoid,

288
00:18:21,005 --> 00:18:24,208
but, unlike your civilisation,
robots were common.

289
00:18:24,383 --> 00:18:28,463
We performed the necessary service
functions and freed our makers

290
00:18:28,637 --> 00:18:32,421
- to evolve a perfect social order.
- What became of them?

291
00:18:32,600 --> 00:18:35,554
Our home planet's sun
became a nova.

292
00:18:35,728 --> 00:18:38,682
Only a few exploratory
outposts survived.

293
00:18:38,856 --> 00:18:42,391
This unit, myself...

294
00:18:43,569 --> 00:18:46,523
...was part of one such outpost
in your galaxy.

295
00:18:46,697 --> 00:18:50,742
- Then, some of your Makers survived.
- No, captain.

296
00:18:50,910 --> 00:18:53,483
They died, over the stretch of time.

297
00:18:53,663 --> 00:18:55,205
Whom do you serve now?

298
00:18:55,415 --> 00:18:57,988
We serve Harry Mudd.

299
00:18:58,167 --> 00:19:00,409
He has given us purpose again.

300
00:19:00,587 --> 00:19:02,663
It is necessary to have purpose.

301
00:19:02,839 --> 00:19:05,164
We lacked it for a long time.

302
00:19:08,595 --> 00:19:12,545
We have a very extensive
library section for your amusement.

303
00:19:12,724 --> 00:19:14,717
Our research laboratories
and workshops

304
00:19:14,893 --> 00:19:16,435
are extremely well-equipped.

305
00:19:16,603 --> 00:19:18,845
- You are free to use them.
- You are free to visit them.

306
00:19:19,022 --> 00:19:20,765
All right, we might later.

307
00:19:20,941 --> 00:19:22,933
In the meantime,
would you mind leaving us?

308
00:19:23,109 --> 00:19:25,435
- Why should we leave you?
- Why should we leave you?

309
00:19:25,612 --> 00:19:28,068
Because we don't like you.

310
00:19:28,240 --> 00:19:29,485
Now...

311
00:19:33,078 --> 00:19:34,821
Well. Opinions?

312
00:19:34,997 --> 00:19:36,906
I think we're in a lot of trouble.

313
00:19:37,082 --> 00:19:39,454
That's a great help, Mr. Chekov.
Bones?

314
00:19:39,626 --> 00:19:42,711
Well, I think Mr. Chekov's right.
We are in a lot of trouble.

315
00:19:42,880 --> 00:19:45,038
Spock? And if you say
we're in a lot of trouble...

316
00:19:45,215 --> 00:19:46,710
We are.

317
00:19:48,010 --> 00:19:50,762
And we must direct our attack
to the heart of the matter.

318
00:19:50,929 --> 00:19:54,215
Obviously, this many androids
cannot operate independently.

319
00:19:54,391 --> 00:19:56,349
There must be
a central control system

320
00:19:56,518 --> 00:19:58,891
which guides the entire
android population.

321
00:19:59,063 --> 00:20:01,980
Try and find it. The rest, look around.
Learn everything you can.

322
00:20:02,149 --> 00:20:05,150
I'll see what else I can find out
from Mr. Mudd. Let's go.

323
00:20:08,280 --> 00:20:11,566
I trust you are enjoying yourself,
Mr. Spock.

324
00:20:11,742 --> 00:20:13,486
Very interesting.

325
00:20:14,954 --> 00:20:17,077
Very interesting.

326
00:20:21,836 --> 00:20:23,829
This is a most unusual device.

327
00:20:24,005 --> 00:20:26,875
It is our central control complex.

328
00:20:29,218 --> 00:20:32,552
Did I understand there are more
than 200,000 of you?

329
00:20:32,722 --> 00:20:37,099
207,809.

330
00:20:37,268 --> 00:20:40,684
This would seem to be
a simple relay centre.

331
00:20:40,855 --> 00:20:43,181
Are all of you controlled
through this device?

332
00:20:49,739 --> 00:20:52,859
I am not programmed
to respond in this area.

333
00:20:53,827 --> 00:20:56,662
That's quite understandable.

334
00:20:56,830 --> 00:20:58,953
These are our Barbara series.

335
00:20:59,124 --> 00:21:01,615
The body is covered with
a self-renewing plastic

336
00:21:01,793 --> 00:21:04,711
over a skeleton
of beryllium-titanium alloy.

337
00:21:05,505 --> 00:21:08,210
- Very impressive.
- I should say so.

338
00:21:08,550 --> 00:21:10,377
Well, I must say, I like the styling.

339
00:21:10,969 --> 00:21:15,049
They were, of course,
made to my personal specifications.

340
00:21:15,224 --> 00:21:18,557
As indeed were the Maisie series,
the Trudy series,

341
00:21:18,727 --> 00:21:21,397
and particularly
the Annabelle series.

342
00:21:21,563 --> 00:21:23,852
Don't you believe
in male androids, Harry?

343
00:21:24,400 --> 00:21:29,026
Male? I suppose
they have their uses.

344
00:21:29,196 --> 00:21:32,067
How long does a body like that last?

345
00:21:32,533 --> 00:21:35,285
None of our android bodies
has ever worn out.

346
00:21:35,453 --> 00:21:37,908
However, the estimated duration
of this model

347
00:21:38,080 --> 00:21:39,740
is 500,000 years.

348
00:21:39,915 --> 00:21:43,249
Five hundred thousand years?

349
00:21:43,419 --> 00:21:46,420
Our medi-robots are able
to place a human brain

350
00:21:46,589 --> 00:21:49,424
within a structurally compatible
android body.

351
00:21:49,592 --> 00:21:54,301
Immortality and eternal beauty.

352
00:22:03,022 --> 00:22:05,774
Captain, I've just had a most
fascinating meeting with Norman.

353
00:22:05,942 --> 00:22:08,777
I'm convinced that I've discovered
a very important inconsistency.

354
00:22:08,945 --> 00:22:11,614
Well, I'm so glad
you enjoyed it, doctor.

355
00:22:11,781 --> 00:22:13,655
Jim, you should see
the research facilities.

356
00:22:13,825 --> 00:22:15,568
They've got a lab down there that...

357
00:22:15,744 --> 00:22:17,736
Well, I could spend
the rest of my life studying it.

358
00:22:17,912 --> 00:22:20,830
I do so admire a man who
devotes himself to knowledge.

359
00:22:20,999 --> 00:22:23,620
Don't lose your head, Bones,
nobody's staying anywhere.

360
00:22:23,793 --> 00:22:25,786
Stubborn, Kirk, stubborn.

361
00:22:25,962 --> 00:22:27,789
Well, I wouldn't be bored,
I can tell you that.

362
00:22:27,964 --> 00:22:29,957
Let go of me!
What kind of a woman..?

363
00:22:30,133 --> 00:22:32,126
This is the last one, lord.

364
00:22:33,011 --> 00:22:35,846
Splendid, splendid!
Welcome to Mudd, Mr. Scott.

365
00:22:36,014 --> 00:22:39,051
Harry Mudd!
Oh, you bogus rat, you.

366
00:22:39,226 --> 00:22:40,720
You're the cause of all this,
are you?

367
00:22:41,144 --> 00:22:42,473
You were ordered to stay aboard.

368
00:22:42,646 --> 00:22:44,188
Aye, sir, and I stayed,

369
00:22:44,356 --> 00:22:47,143
until that female gargantua threw me
into the transporter beams.

370
00:22:47,693 --> 00:22:49,104
What does she mean,
"the last one"?

371
00:22:50,404 --> 00:22:52,396
Didn't I tell you, Kirk?

372
00:22:52,573 --> 00:22:55,324
I beamed a few dozen androids
up to your ship.

373
00:22:55,492 --> 00:22:58,446
They've been sending your crew to
the surface for the past couple hours.

374
00:22:59,079 --> 00:23:00,823
They're all down now.

375
00:23:00,998 --> 00:23:02,825
Are you out of your mind?

376
00:23:03,876 --> 00:23:05,869
You can't beam down
an entire crew of a spaceship.

377
00:23:06,045 --> 00:23:07,373
Somebody has to be onboard.

378
00:23:07,546 --> 00:23:11,330
There is an entire crew aboard.
An entire crew of androids.

379
00:23:11,509 --> 00:23:13,715
They learn very quickly, captain.

380
00:23:13,886 --> 00:23:16,840
The fact is, I've taken over
your whole ship.

381
00:23:17,014 --> 00:23:19,137
There's nothing you can do about it.

382
00:23:28,359 --> 00:23:29,640
Harry.

383
00:23:31,154 --> 00:23:33,858
Harry, you'll never get away with it.

384
00:23:36,034 --> 00:23:38,525
- Well, who's to stop me?
- Starfleet.

385
00:23:39,162 --> 00:23:42,780
But now I have a ship of my own,
and it's as fast as any in the fleet.

386
00:23:42,957 --> 00:23:45,246
How will they catch me?

387
00:23:45,418 --> 00:23:46,877
Just think of it, laddie buck.

388
00:23:47,045 --> 00:23:50,959
Harry Mudd, with his own crew
of lovelies, aboard your vessel.

389
00:23:51,132 --> 00:23:53,920
- Think about that.
- I'm trying not to.

390
00:23:55,220 --> 00:23:56,679
Alice.

391
00:23:59,808 --> 00:24:02,180
He could successfully
accomplish it, captain.

392
00:24:02,352 --> 00:24:06,184
I've questioned some of the androids,
and they are totally loyal to Mudd.

393
00:24:06,732 --> 00:24:09,768
Perhaps of more concern is the fact
that this android population

394
00:24:09,943 --> 00:24:14,071
can literally provide anything
a human being could ask for,

395
00:24:14,239 --> 00:24:16,148
in unlimited quantity.

396
00:24:16,325 --> 00:24:19,242
Yes, I know. That's what worries me.
How will my crew react in a world

397
00:24:19,411 --> 00:24:23,325
where they can have absolutely
everything they want simply by...

398
00:24:23,499 --> 00:24:25,041
...asking for it?

399
00:24:29,171 --> 00:24:31,744
- You desire something, lord?
- You desire something, lord?

400
00:24:31,924 --> 00:24:34,047
Oh, yes, thank you.

401
00:24:36,595 --> 00:24:39,596
- You're Alice 118.
- 118.

402
00:24:39,765 --> 00:24:43,051
- And you're Alice 322.
- 322.

403
00:24:44,562 --> 00:24:47,479
Well, it doesn't make much difference,
you're both lovely.

404
00:24:47,648 --> 00:24:49,440
- Thank you, my lord.
- Thank you, my lord.

405
00:24:49,608 --> 00:24:51,518
You desire something else, lord?

406
00:24:59,952 --> 00:25:03,571
- What a shame you're not real.
- We are real, my lord.

407
00:25:06,459 --> 00:25:10,291
- Oh, I mean real girls.
- We are programmed to function

408
00:25:10,463 --> 00:25:13,298
- as human females, lord.
- You are?

409
00:25:13,466 --> 00:25:15,293
- Yes, my lord.
- Yes, my lord.

410
00:25:15,468 --> 00:25:17,176
Harry Mudd programmed you?

411
00:25:17,345 --> 00:25:18,720
- Yes, my lord.
- Yes, my lord.

412
00:25:19,305 --> 00:25:21,464
That unprincipled,
evil-minded, lecherous

413
00:25:21,641 --> 00:25:23,550
kulak Harry Mudd programmed you?

414
00:25:23,727 --> 00:25:26,052
- Yes, my lord.
- Yes, my lord.

415
00:25:27,063 --> 00:25:30,100
This place is even better
than Leningrad.

416
00:25:34,154 --> 00:25:36,312
Absolutely fantastic.

417
00:25:36,490 --> 00:25:41,199
Handworked to the finest tolerances.
Microvision and a nanopulse laser.

418
00:25:41,370 --> 00:25:43,113
I've never seen the like before.

419
00:25:43,288 --> 00:25:45,993
You may command us
to make anything for you,

420
00:25:46,291 --> 00:25:49,625
or do the work yourself,
for pleasure.

421
00:25:49,795 --> 00:25:52,500
You may have the services
of any number of craftsmen,

422
00:25:52,673 --> 00:25:56,338
exclusive use of
the computer facilities.

423
00:25:56,510 --> 00:25:58,134
Anything.

424
00:25:58,303 --> 00:26:00,213
Captain, you should see this shop.

425
00:26:00,389 --> 00:26:02,962
Why, they have facilities
we never even thought of.

426
00:26:03,142 --> 00:26:04,766
Is that the way
you're gonna do it, Mudd?

427
00:26:04,935 --> 00:26:06,844
Hit my people
at their weakest point?

428
00:26:07,021 --> 00:26:11,184
We only wish to make you
happy and comfortable, captain.

429
00:26:11,358 --> 00:26:16,020
If we are to serve your kind,
we must understand you.

430
00:26:16,197 --> 00:26:18,604
Our Lord, Harry Mudd,

431
00:26:18,783 --> 00:26:21,024
was only one example for us.

432
00:26:21,369 --> 00:26:25,318
Now we are learning
a great deal from all of you.

433
00:26:26,832 --> 00:26:30,202
Here we are, birds in a gilded cage.
Question is, how do we get out?

434
00:26:30,795 --> 00:26:34,543
I don't know, sir,
but it's a very nice gilded cage.

435
00:26:35,675 --> 00:26:38,130
And it is a very pleasant
place, captain.

436
00:26:38,845 --> 00:26:40,802
What did they offer you, Uhura?

437
00:26:40,972 --> 00:26:43,380
Nothing really important, just...

438
00:26:44,058 --> 00:26:45,850
...immortality.

439
00:26:47,729 --> 00:26:51,477
All right. We're getting back to
the ship, and don't you forget it.

440
00:26:51,649 --> 00:26:53,227
Straighten up.

441
00:26:53,401 --> 00:26:55,857
This may be a gilded cage,

442
00:26:56,237 --> 00:26:58,396
filled with everything you want,
but it's still a cage.

443
00:26:58,573 --> 00:27:00,198
We don't belong here.

444
00:27:01,534 --> 00:27:03,159
We belong on that ship, up there.

445
00:27:03,328 --> 00:27:05,534
Do you require something, lord?

446
00:27:05,705 --> 00:27:08,659
No. Yes, my ship.

447
00:27:08,834 --> 00:27:12,416
- I am not programmed...
- To respond in that area. Yes, I know.

448
00:27:12,587 --> 00:27:15,505
Is there anything any of you require,
to please you?

449
00:27:15,674 --> 00:27:17,168
Alice...

450
00:27:18,427 --> 00:27:20,918
...give us back our ship,
to please us.

451
00:27:21,096 --> 00:27:23,765
Return us to our ship,
because we desire it.

452
00:27:24,600 --> 00:27:26,308
We are programmed to serve.

453
00:27:26,477 --> 00:27:29,431
We shall serve you to your
best interests to make you happy.

454
00:27:29,605 --> 00:27:31,063
But we're unhappy here.

455
00:27:32,024 --> 00:27:34,266
Please explain "unhappy."

456
00:27:34,777 --> 00:27:37,446
Unhappiness is the state
which occurs in the human

457
00:27:37,613 --> 00:27:40,614
when wants and desires
are not fulfilled.

458
00:27:40,783 --> 00:27:43,274
Which wants and desires of yours
are not fulfilled?

459
00:27:43,452 --> 00:27:45,575
We want the Enterprise.

460
00:27:53,713 --> 00:27:56,464
The Enterprise is not
a want or a desire.

461
00:27:56,632 --> 00:27:58,921
It is a mechanical device.

462
00:27:59,093 --> 00:28:02,047
No, it's a beautiful lady,
and we love her.

463
00:28:03,389 --> 00:28:08,466
Illogical. Illogical. All units relate.
All units. Norman, coordinate.

464
00:28:12,940 --> 00:28:15,645
"Unhappiness" does not relate.
We must study this.

465
00:28:23,243 --> 00:28:25,615
- Interesting.
- Fascinating.

466
00:28:26,663 --> 00:28:30,992
Bones, have you had time to take any
psychological readings of the androids?

467
00:28:31,167 --> 00:28:33,837
I did, and you can forget it.
They're perfect.

468
00:28:34,004 --> 00:28:35,581
Flawless, mentally and physically.

469
00:28:35,755 --> 00:28:37,547
No weaknesses,
perfectly disciplined.

470
00:28:37,716 --> 00:28:40,836
No vices, no fears, no faults.
Just a sense of purpose.

471
00:28:41,344 --> 00:28:44,678
Believe me, there's nothing tougher
to overcome, even among humans.

472
00:28:45,682 --> 00:28:49,431
Yes, that's what this crew needs,
a little sense of purpose.

473
00:28:56,068 --> 00:28:58,191
Mudd.
A few questions I want to ask you.

474
00:28:58,362 --> 00:29:01,232
Afraid I won't have time to answer
them. My bags are all packed.

475
00:29:01,406 --> 00:29:04,657
The androids will take the Enterprise
out of orbit in less than 24 hours.

476
00:29:04,827 --> 00:29:07,578
But it's been a real pleasure
having you here, Kirk.

477
00:29:07,746 --> 00:29:09,240
Is there anything I can get for you?

478
00:29:09,415 --> 00:29:10,873
Yes. My ship.

479
00:29:11,041 --> 00:29:13,164
You're a stubborn fellow, aren't you?

480
00:29:13,335 --> 00:29:17,250
But I don't mind, not at all, because
I'll be leaving here quickly enough.

481
00:29:17,423 --> 00:29:21,088
And then you can be stubborn
at your own leisure.

482
00:29:21,469 --> 00:29:23,508
One last time.

483
00:29:31,395 --> 00:29:33,388
Stella, dear.

484
00:29:33,564 --> 00:29:36,234
Harcourt Fenton Mudd,
where have you been?

485
00:29:36,400 --> 00:29:38,393
What have you been up to?

486
00:29:38,569 --> 00:29:42,733
Have you been drinking again?
You miserable sot!

487
00:29:42,907 --> 00:29:46,656
- You good-for-nothing...
- Shut up!

488
00:29:53,751 --> 00:29:56,207
Alice Number 2, my little love.

489
00:29:56,379 --> 00:29:59,380
Will you have my bags
transported up to the ship?

490
00:29:59,549 --> 00:30:03,250
- No, my Lord Mudd!
- What?!

491
00:30:03,428 --> 00:30:05,753
We can no longer take your orders,
Harry Mudd.

492
00:30:06,264 --> 00:30:07,343
Why not?

493
00:30:07,515 --> 00:30:11,264
Our makers were wise.
They programmed us to serve.

494
00:30:11,436 --> 00:30:14,520
Yes, but that's what I'm saying.
Put my bags on the ship.

495
00:30:14,689 --> 00:30:16,433
I think they have
something else in mind.

496
00:30:16,608 --> 00:30:18,435
You are correct, captain.

497
00:30:18,610 --> 00:30:22,275
Harry Mudd is flawed,
even for a human being.

498
00:30:22,447 --> 00:30:24,025
We recognised this
from the beginning,

499
00:30:24,199 --> 00:30:26,951
but used his knowledge
to obtain more specimens.

500
00:30:27,119 --> 00:30:29,195
Your species is self-destructive.

501
00:30:29,371 --> 00:30:32,787
- You need our help.
- We prefer to help ourselves.

502
00:30:32,958 --> 00:30:34,701
We make mistakes,
but we're human.

503
00:30:34,877 --> 00:30:37,450
And maybe that's the word
that best explains us.

504
00:30:37,629 --> 00:30:39,289
We will not harm you.

505
00:30:39,465 --> 00:30:41,457
But we will take the starship

506
00:30:41,633 --> 00:30:44,171
and you will remain on this planet.

507
00:30:44,345 --> 00:30:47,429
Now, look here, you can't do that!

508
00:30:47,598 --> 00:30:50,599
Now, listen, to serve us,
you must obey us.

509
00:30:50,768 --> 00:30:53,306
No, my Lord Mudd.

510
00:30:54,438 --> 00:30:58,650
Alice Number 1. Obey me.
Put my bags on that ship!

511
00:31:03,656 --> 00:31:07,488
We cannot allow any race
as greedy and corruptible as yours

512
00:31:07,827 --> 00:31:10,069
to have free run of the galaxy.

513
00:31:10,246 --> 00:31:12,951
I'm curious, Norman,
just how do you intend to stop them?

514
00:31:13,124 --> 00:31:14,583
We shall serve them.

515
00:31:14,751 --> 00:31:18,120
Their kind will be eager
to accept our service.

516
00:31:18,296 --> 00:31:21,499
Soon, they will become
completely dependent upon us.

517
00:31:21,966 --> 00:31:25,916
Their aggressive and acquisitive
instincts will be under our control.

518
00:31:26,095 --> 00:31:29,013
We shall take care of them.

519
00:31:29,849 --> 00:31:31,889
Eminently practical.

520
00:31:32,060 --> 00:31:35,511
The whole galaxy,
controlled by your kind?

521
00:31:35,689 --> 00:31:37,147
Yes, captain.

522
00:31:37,315 --> 00:31:40,482
And we shall serve them,
and you will be happy...

523
00:31:41,319 --> 00:31:42,695
...and controlled.

524
00:31:50,537 --> 00:31:53,621
So far, this thing has had
its amusing aspects.

525
00:31:53,790 --> 00:31:55,498
But that threat the androids made

526
00:31:55,667 --> 00:31:58,372
about taking over all the humans
in the galaxy is not very funny.

527
00:31:58,837 --> 00:32:00,212
Indeed it is not.

528
00:32:00,380 --> 00:32:02,539
They may quite possibly
be able to accomplish it.

529
00:32:02,716 --> 00:32:04,839
Take my word for it, they can.

530
00:32:05,552 --> 00:32:08,008
Whatever method we use to
stop them, we must make haste.

531
00:32:08,180 --> 00:32:11,466
They have only to install some
cybernetic devices on the Enterprise

532
00:32:11,642 --> 00:32:13,350
and they'll be able to leave orbit.

533
00:32:13,519 --> 00:32:15,844
- How do you know so much?
- I asked them.

534
00:32:17,564 --> 00:32:21,016
Why shouldn't they answer us?
They don't think we can stop them.

535
00:32:21,902 --> 00:32:23,895
You're so smart, Kirk.

536
00:32:24,071 --> 00:32:27,274
You, and this pointy-eared
thinking machine of yours.

537
00:32:27,450 --> 00:32:28,992
Well, you'd better do something

538
00:32:29,160 --> 00:32:31,733
because I'm as anxious to get off
this ruddy rock as you are.

539
00:32:31,912 --> 00:32:34,617
I seem to remember that you wanted
to leave us on this ruddy rock

540
00:32:34,790 --> 00:32:36,071
and leave by yourself!

541
00:32:36,292 --> 00:32:37,572
Well...

542
00:32:37,752 --> 00:32:39,376
All right, what have we got
to work with?

543
00:32:39,545 --> 00:32:42,748
Well, captain,
androids and robots,

544
00:32:42,924 --> 00:32:45,296
they're just not capable of
independent, creative thought.

545
00:32:45,468 --> 00:32:48,635
Yet, the device that Norman claims
to be their central control

546
00:32:48,805 --> 00:32:52,719
is totally inadequate to the task of
directing more than 200,000 of them.

547
00:32:52,892 --> 00:32:54,055
I agree.

548
00:32:54,227 --> 00:32:56,266
What, in your opinion,
does direct them?

549
00:32:56,437 --> 00:32:59,189
There are a large number
of Alices, of Trudys,

550
00:32:59,357 --> 00:33:03,058
Maisies, Annabelles,
and according to my research,

551
00:33:03,278 --> 00:33:07,607
a Herman series, an Oscar series,
a whole plethora of series, in fact...

552
00:33:08,491 --> 00:33:11,492
...but only one Norman.

553
00:33:13,038 --> 00:33:14,496
Norman.

554
00:33:15,498 --> 00:33:17,906
When I told one of the Alices

555
00:33:18,084 --> 00:33:20,492
that the Enterprise was a lovely lady
and we loved her

556
00:33:20,670 --> 00:33:25,214
she said, "Norman, coordinate."
Why Norman? Unless...

557
00:33:25,384 --> 00:33:29,002
To function as they do, each
android mind must be one component

558
00:33:29,179 --> 00:33:33,047
of a mass brain,
linked through a central locus.

559
00:33:33,225 --> 00:33:34,256
Named Norman.

560
00:33:34,643 --> 00:33:38,261
Forming one gigantic,
highly intelligent mind.

561
00:33:38,438 --> 00:33:40,930
And the glowing badges...

562
00:33:41,942 --> 00:33:43,982
...they indicate the mind
in operation.

563
00:33:44,403 --> 00:33:47,570
- That would seem logical.
- Yes, logical, that's what it is.

564
00:33:47,740 --> 00:33:50,278
And that in turn gives us a weapon
we can use against them.

565
00:33:50,451 --> 00:33:56,489
We must use wild, insane, irrational
illogic aimed right at Norman!

566
00:33:56,832 --> 00:33:59,786
Captain, you sing and dance as well
as anyone I've ever seen,

567
00:33:59,960 --> 00:34:02,451
but what the devil
are you talking about?

568
00:34:02,630 --> 00:34:06,841
What would seem to be a sound,
and perhaps our only, opportunity.

569
00:34:07,468 --> 00:34:09,342
Opportunity?

570
00:34:09,512 --> 00:34:12,264
Now, listen, Spock, you may be
a wonderful science officer,

571
00:34:12,431 --> 00:34:16,014
but believe me, you couldn't sell
fake patents to your mother.

572
00:34:16,185 --> 00:34:20,017
I fail to understand why I should
care to induce my mother

573
00:34:20,189 --> 00:34:22,312
to purchase falsified patents.

574
00:34:24,819 --> 00:34:27,690
- Forget it.
- Let's get to the point.

575
00:34:27,864 --> 00:34:29,856
Harry, you said you wanted to help.
Do you?

576
00:34:30,199 --> 00:34:33,900
Captain, the kind of a wholesome,
antiseptic galaxy

577
00:34:34,078 --> 00:34:37,661
that these androids would run
would be purgatory for a man like me.

578
00:34:37,832 --> 00:34:39,374
That's fine, Harry.

579
00:34:39,542 --> 00:34:42,662
The androids will be expecting us
to make a break for it.

580
00:34:42,837 --> 00:34:44,830
- That's where you come in.
- What can I do?

581
00:34:45,006 --> 00:34:46,999
Nothing, Harry, just...

582
00:34:48,343 --> 00:34:49,374
...go to sleep.

583
00:34:49,553 --> 00:34:51,130
What..? What do you mean?

584
00:34:51,304 --> 00:34:53,974
Oh, no, now,
wait a minute, gentlemen.

585
00:34:54,141 --> 00:34:57,426
What I had in mind was
actually more on the line

586
00:34:57,602 --> 00:35:01,932
of a few words of sage counsel,
as it were, advice.

587
00:35:03,066 --> 00:35:05,438
Harry, I do believe
you're putting on weight.

588
00:35:09,489 --> 00:35:10,948
Yes?

589
00:35:11,116 --> 00:35:13,239
We have a medical problem.

590
00:35:13,410 --> 00:35:15,035
Your ex-lord, Harry Mudd.

591
00:35:15,204 --> 00:35:17,659
He is human.
You will have to care for him.

592
00:35:17,831 --> 00:35:20,832
We are caring for him, but our doctor
needs his medical equipment

593
00:35:21,001 --> 00:35:22,032
aboard the Enterprise.

594
00:35:22,211 --> 00:35:24,749
The starship is forbidden
to humans.

595
00:35:25,089 --> 00:35:26,832
You are programmed to serve.

596
00:35:27,007 --> 00:35:29,498
If we're not allowed access
to our medical equipment,

597
00:35:29,677 --> 00:35:32,346
Harry Mudd will die.
He will cease to function.

598
00:35:32,513 --> 00:35:35,086
You will have failed to serve.

599
00:35:41,063 --> 00:35:43,352
I am directed to
observe the situation.

600
00:35:52,450 --> 00:35:55,119
- He is malfunctioning.
- He is dying.

601
00:35:55,495 --> 00:35:57,986
If you take him to your Sickbay,
will he be repaired?

602
00:35:58,164 --> 00:35:59,575
- Oh, yes.
- No.

603
00:36:00,166 --> 00:36:02,289
They're lying. It's a trick.

604
00:36:02,460 --> 00:36:07,003
Dr. McCoy injected something
in Harry Mudd to make him look sick.

605
00:36:07,173 --> 00:36:11,586
It's a trick to get back on board
and sabotage the ship.

606
00:36:11,761 --> 00:36:14,299
- The request is refused.
- Uhura, why did you tell her?

607
00:36:14,472 --> 00:36:16,798
Because I want an android body.

608
00:36:16,975 --> 00:36:19,217
I want immortality.

609
00:36:19,394 --> 00:36:22,763
I'll live forever, captain.
I'll be young and beautiful.

610
00:36:22,939 --> 00:36:26,273
You have been of assistance.
We shall fulfill our obligation.

611
00:36:27,444 --> 00:36:28,475
Thank you.

612
00:36:28,653 --> 00:36:31,607
The programming for your body
will be completed before we leave.

613
00:36:36,328 --> 00:36:37,988
Uhura...

614
00:36:40,040 --> 00:36:41,368
...beautiful!

615
00:36:41,542 --> 00:36:43,415
I half believed it myself.

616
00:36:43,585 --> 00:36:46,420
Well, the androids
were expecting an attempt.

617
00:36:46,588 --> 00:36:48,332
- And now we've made it.
- What's next?

618
00:36:48,507 --> 00:36:53,169
Next, we take the Alices
on a trip through Wonderland.

619
00:37:01,687 --> 00:37:03,845
- Do you require something?
- Do you require something?

620
00:37:04,023 --> 00:37:06,181
Yes. Your attention.

621
00:37:26,379 --> 00:37:29,463
- What are they doing?
- They're celebrating.

622
00:37:32,969 --> 00:37:34,878
What are they celebrating?

623
00:37:35,054 --> 00:37:36,679
Their captivity.

624
00:37:45,774 --> 00:37:48,858
- Do you enjoy the music?
- Music?

625
00:37:51,821 --> 00:37:53,316
Music?

626
00:37:59,579 --> 00:38:01,905
Thank you, gentlemen.

627
00:38:02,082 --> 00:38:03,493
Thank you, lovely lady.

628
00:38:03,667 --> 00:38:05,743
You dance divinely.

629
00:38:05,919 --> 00:38:08,754
Thank you, kind sir.

630
00:38:09,381 --> 00:38:12,133
- Why does she strike him?
- She likes him.

631
00:38:14,052 --> 00:38:16,045
Mr. Chekov.

632
00:38:16,221 --> 00:38:18,428
The floor is no place for an officer.
Attention!

633
00:38:20,058 --> 00:38:22,347
Now stand absolutely still.

634
00:38:22,519 --> 00:38:24,477
Yes, captain.

635
00:38:34,448 --> 00:38:35,777
That's much better, Mr. Chekov.

636
00:38:39,495 --> 00:38:41,119
It is illogical.

637
00:38:41,288 --> 00:38:42,948
Your statement is illogical.

638
00:38:55,344 --> 00:38:56,803
How does it look?

639
00:38:56,971 --> 00:38:59,296
Completely inner-directed.
Oblivious to everything.

640
00:38:59,474 --> 00:39:01,762
Good. I wonder how Spock's doing.

641
00:39:03,144 --> 00:39:07,806
Of course. Your computations would
inevitably lead to a total description

642
00:39:07,982 --> 00:39:11,814
of the parabolic intersection
of dimension with dimension.

643
00:39:11,986 --> 00:39:16,031
Mr. Spock, you have a remarkably
logical and analytical mind.

644
00:39:16,199 --> 00:39:17,824
Thank you.

645
00:39:26,960 --> 00:39:29,831
Is there some significance
to this action?

646
00:39:36,803 --> 00:39:39,377
I love you.

647
00:39:40,098 --> 00:39:42,424
However, I hate you.

648
00:39:42,601 --> 00:39:46,812
But I am identical in every way
with Alice 27.

649
00:39:46,980 --> 00:39:49,934
Yes, of course.
That is exactly why I hate you,

650
00:39:50,108 --> 00:39:52,101
because you are identical.

651
00:40:04,707 --> 00:40:06,331
Fascinating.

652
00:40:10,379 --> 00:40:13,546
All right, it's worked so far,
but we're not out yet.

653
00:40:14,216 --> 00:40:16,008
- Well?
- Success, captain.

654
00:40:16,177 --> 00:40:18,253
We've pruned the leaves
and branches of the tree.

655
00:40:18,429 --> 00:40:20,137
Now it is time to
get to work on the root.

656
00:40:20,306 --> 00:40:23,390
If Norman is the control centre,
he'll be in a bind by what we've done.

657
00:40:23,559 --> 00:40:24,970
If we can overload him further,

658
00:40:25,144 --> 00:40:27,101
we should be able
to immobilise all of them.

659
00:40:27,271 --> 00:40:28,931
Does everybody remember
what to do?

660
00:40:29,106 --> 00:40:31,562
- Affirmative.
- Acknowledged?

661
00:40:38,866 --> 00:40:41,737
What are you doing here?

662
00:40:41,911 --> 00:40:43,571
I want you to surrender.

663
00:40:43,746 --> 00:40:45,289
That is illogical.

664
00:40:45,456 --> 00:40:47,698
We can move
more quickly than you.

665
00:40:47,876 --> 00:40:50,580
We are invulnerable to attack.

666
00:40:50,754 --> 00:40:53,589
- We are much stronger.
- No, we are stronger.

667
00:40:53,757 --> 00:40:55,714
And I'll prove it to you.

668
00:40:56,343 --> 00:40:59,130
Can you harm a man that you're
programmed to serve?

669
00:40:59,304 --> 00:41:00,798
No.

670
00:41:03,016 --> 00:41:06,634
But you already have,
Norman, laddie.

671
00:41:06,812 --> 00:41:11,770
Human beings do not survive on bread
alone, you poor soulless creature,

672
00:41:11,942 --> 00:41:14,896
but on the nourishments of liberty.

673
00:41:15,070 --> 00:41:17,739
For what, indeed,
is a man without freedom?

674
00:41:17,906 --> 00:41:22,652
Nought but a mechanism
trapped in the cogwheels of eternity.

675
00:41:24,121 --> 00:41:26,612
You offer us only well-being.

676
00:41:26,790 --> 00:41:28,866
Food and drink and happiness
mean nothing to us.

677
00:41:29,043 --> 00:41:31,000
We must be about our job.

678
00:41:31,170 --> 00:41:35,167
Suffering in torment and pain,
labouring without end.

679
00:41:35,341 --> 00:41:38,342
Dying and crying
and lamenting over our burdens.

680
00:41:38,510 --> 00:41:43,089
- Only this way can we be happy.
- Only this way can we be happy.

681
00:41:47,561 --> 00:41:49,768
That is contradictory.

682
00:41:49,939 --> 00:41:52,940
It is not logical.

683
00:41:53,109 --> 00:41:54,936
Mr. Spock.

684
00:41:56,654 --> 00:41:59,026
- Explain.
- Why not?

685
00:41:59,866 --> 00:42:03,365
Logic is a little tweeting bird,
chirping in a meadow.

686
00:42:03,536 --> 00:42:08,412
Logic is a wreath of pretty flowers
which smell bad.

687
00:42:10,335 --> 00:42:12,623
Are you sure your circuits
are registering correctly?

688
00:42:12,795 --> 00:42:14,918
Your ears are green.

689
00:42:18,801 --> 00:42:21,506
I cannot go on.

690
00:42:21,679 --> 00:42:23,637
I'm tired of happiness.

691
00:42:23,807 --> 00:42:27,851
I'm tired of comfort and pleasure.
I'm ready!

692
00:42:28,019 --> 00:42:31,305
Kill me! Kill me!

693
00:42:34,860 --> 00:42:37,315
Goodbye, cruel universe.

694
00:42:44,703 --> 00:42:46,031
He's dead.

695
00:42:46,204 --> 00:42:49,205
You cannot have killed him.

696
00:42:50,042 --> 00:42:51,287
You have no weapons.

697
00:42:51,835 --> 00:42:55,038
Scotty! Scotty's dead.

698
00:42:55,214 --> 00:42:58,168
He had too much happiness.
But now he's happier. He's dead.

699
00:42:58,342 --> 00:42:59,540
And we'll miss him.

700
00:43:01,053 --> 00:43:03,758
Let us hear it for
our poor dead friend.

701
00:43:06,475 --> 00:43:09,393
What is a man but that lofty spirit,

702
00:43:09,561 --> 00:43:11,887
that sense of enterprise,

703
00:43:12,064 --> 00:43:14,899
that devotion to something
that cannot be sensed,

704
00:43:15,067 --> 00:43:19,065
cannot be realised,
but only dreamed?

705
00:43:19,238 --> 00:43:20,780
The highest reality!

706
00:43:20,948 --> 00:43:24,732
Brilliant! Bravo! Bravo, captain!

707
00:43:24,910 --> 00:43:28,326
- How did you like it?
- That is irrational, illogical.

708
00:43:28,497 --> 00:43:30,205
Dreams are not real.

709
00:43:30,541 --> 00:43:33,293
Our logic is to be illogical.
That is our advantage.

710
00:43:33,461 --> 00:43:36,711
Mr. Spock, it is time. The explosive.

711
00:43:36,881 --> 00:43:38,459
Very well, captain.

712
00:43:41,844 --> 00:43:43,718
- Explosive!
- Don't panic.

713
00:43:43,888 --> 00:43:45,715
Women and children first.

714
00:43:48,351 --> 00:43:52,265
Mr. Spock, isn't that too much
for our purposes?

715
00:43:53,064 --> 00:43:56,184
I believe that is
the correct amount, captain.

716
00:44:02,115 --> 00:44:04,867
- Mr. Mudd, are you ready?
- Aye, aye.

717
00:44:05,035 --> 00:44:07,952
Careful. I would not
want you to drop it.

718
00:44:12,000 --> 00:44:13,328
Easy.

719
00:44:13,585 --> 00:44:15,245
Watch it! Watch it!

720
00:44:25,222 --> 00:44:26,716
Detonator.

721
00:44:28,141 --> 00:44:29,470
Fuse.

722
00:44:30,644 --> 00:44:31,889
Primer.

723
00:44:33,981 --> 00:44:35,641
Mashie.

724
00:44:37,317 --> 00:44:39,310
There is no explosive!

725
00:44:39,486 --> 00:44:41,479
No? Observe!

726
00:44:41,655 --> 00:44:43,648
Fore!

727
00:44:49,622 --> 00:44:51,282
Are you all right?

728
00:44:58,130 --> 00:45:00,882
But there was no explosion.

729
00:45:01,050 --> 00:45:02,378
- I lied.
- But...

730
00:45:02,552 --> 00:45:04,877
He lied.
Everything Harry tells you is a lie.

731
00:45:05,054 --> 00:45:07,260
Remember that.
Everything Harry tells you is a lie.

732
00:45:07,431 --> 00:45:10,183
Now, listen to this carefully,
Norman.

733
00:45:10,351 --> 00:45:12,842
I am lying.

734
00:45:13,020 --> 00:45:15,179
You say you are lying,

735
00:45:15,356 --> 00:45:18,310
but if everything you say is a lie,
then you are telling the truth.

736
00:45:18,484 --> 00:45:22,185
But you cannot tell the truth,
because everything you say is a lie.

737
00:45:22,363 --> 00:45:26,741
But you lie... You tell the truth
but you cannot, for you lie...

738
00:45:26,910 --> 00:45:28,819
Illogical. Illogical.

739
00:45:28,995 --> 00:45:30,454
Please explain.

740
00:45:30,622 --> 00:45:34,240
You are human. Only humans
can explain their behaviour.

741
00:45:34,417 --> 00:45:35,662
Please explain.

742
00:45:35,835 --> 00:45:39,251
I am not programmed
to respond in that area.

743
00:45:49,224 --> 00:45:51,976
- I believe they are all immobilized.
- Good.

744
00:45:52,144 --> 00:45:55,145
Kirk, old man, I'm beginning to
develop considerable respect for you.

745
00:45:55,314 --> 00:45:56,393
Why, thank you.

746
00:45:56,565 --> 00:45:58,937
Would you consider entering
a partnership arrangement with me?

747
00:45:59,109 --> 00:46:00,936
I've got some ideas.

748
00:46:01,111 --> 00:46:03,781
A partnership arrangement?
You and me?

749
00:46:03,947 --> 00:46:06,106
- Yes.
- I've got something else in mind.

750
00:46:06,283 --> 00:46:07,777
Let's go.

751
00:46:08,410 --> 00:46:11,447
Well, you must be very unhappy,
Mr. Spock.

752
00:46:11,622 --> 00:46:15,287
That is a human emotion, doctor,
with which I'm totally unfamiliar.

753
00:46:15,459 --> 00:46:17,250
How could I be unhappy?

754
00:46:17,419 --> 00:46:20,753
Well, we found a whole world
of minds that work just like yours:

755
00:46:20,923 --> 00:46:24,209
Logical, unemotional,
completely pragmatic.

756
00:46:24,385 --> 00:46:28,335
And we poor, irrational humans
whipped them in a fair fight.

757
00:46:28,514 --> 00:46:32,927
Now you'll find yourself back
among us illogical humans again.

758
00:46:33,102 --> 00:46:35,675
Which I find
eminently satisfactory, doctor.

759
00:46:35,855 --> 00:46:38,607
For nowhere am I so
desperately needed

760
00:46:38,774 --> 00:46:41,775
as among a shipload
of illogical humans.

761
00:46:41,944 --> 00:46:43,225
Touché, Bones.

762
00:46:43,404 --> 00:46:45,776
I've never heard
of anything so revolting.

763
00:46:45,948 --> 00:46:47,608
We'll soon get to the bottom of this...

764
00:46:47,784 --> 00:46:51,235
Kirk, now, what's all this I hear
about my having to stay here?

765
00:46:51,412 --> 00:46:54,746
Yes, Mudd, you've been paroled
to the android population of this planet.

766
00:46:54,916 --> 00:46:56,743
The androids are
being reprogrammed.

767
00:46:56,918 --> 00:47:00,417
Their original purpose was to adapt
this planet for productive use.

768
00:47:00,588 --> 00:47:02,711
They'll begin that work again.

769
00:47:02,882 --> 00:47:06,382
But what do I do?
Kirk, I'm no scientist.

770
00:47:06,553 --> 00:47:08,095
No, you're an irritant.

771
00:47:08,263 --> 00:47:10,635
You'll stay here and provide
a first-class example

772
00:47:10,807 --> 00:47:12,716
to the androids of a human failure.

773
00:47:12,893 --> 00:47:16,807
They'll learn by close observation how
to avoid ones like you in the future.

774
00:47:16,980 --> 00:47:18,143
How long?

775
00:47:18,315 --> 00:47:22,478
As long as you continue to be
an irritant, Harry. It's up to you.

776
00:47:29,117 --> 00:47:30,493
Well...

777
00:47:31,328 --> 00:47:34,993
...I suppose that,

778
00:47:35,165 --> 00:47:39,708
taking everything into
consideration, as it were,

779
00:47:39,878 --> 00:47:45,833
and noting all the different
possibilities, I could manage.

780
00:47:46,010 --> 00:47:49,011
And as detention sentences go,

781
00:47:49,179 --> 00:47:51,635
this one isn't

782
00:47:51,807 --> 00:47:55,259
too uncomfortable.

783
00:47:56,187 --> 00:47:59,223
And I'm back in the galaxy again.

784
00:47:59,398 --> 00:48:01,687
Yes, you are.
There's one more thing, Harry.

785
00:48:01,859 --> 00:48:04,350
We've programmed
a special android attendant

786
00:48:04,528 --> 00:48:06,188
to take care of your every need.

787
00:48:06,364 --> 00:48:10,527
She'll help you find an incentive to work
with the androids, not exploit them.

788
00:48:10,701 --> 00:48:14,746
I call that unexpectedly
civil of you, captain.

789
00:48:14,914 --> 00:48:17,666
- Yes.
- Harcourt!

790
00:48:18,376 --> 00:48:21,792
Harcourt Fenton Mudd,
what have you been up to?

791
00:48:21,963 --> 00:48:24,205
Have you been drinking again?
You answer me!

792
00:48:24,382 --> 00:48:25,710
Stella, shut up!

793
00:48:25,883 --> 00:48:28,125
- You miserable, conniving toad!
- I order you, shut up!

794
00:48:28,303 --> 00:48:31,220
Going out all night
and giving me those silly stories!

795
00:48:31,556 --> 00:48:33,299
Harcourt!

796
00:48:34,851 --> 00:48:36,642
Harcourt Fenton Mudd!

797
00:48:36,811 --> 00:48:39,516
You've been overeating again,
and drinking!

798
00:48:40,523 --> 00:48:45,316
Kirk! You can't do this to me!
It's inhuman!

799
00:48:45,487 --> 00:48:47,526
I see I've got my work
cut out for me.

800
00:48:47,697 --> 00:48:48,777
Harcourt!

801
00:48:48,949 --> 00:48:50,906
Have you ever seen
a worm in alcohol?

802
00:48:51,076 --> 00:48:54,990
- You're on a regular schedule!
- Number 500?

803
00:48:59,251 --> 00:49:01,078
What have you been up to?!

804
00:49:03,088 --> 00:49:05,626
Kirk! Kirk, you can't do this to me!

805
00:49:05,841 --> 00:49:07,715
It's inhuman, Kirk!

806
00:49:10,596 --> 00:49:12,838
Goodbye, Harry. Have fun.

806
00:49:13,305 --> 00:50:13,526
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