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(THEME SONG PLAYING)
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Sync & corrections by honeybunny
www.addic7ed.com
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(COUGHING)
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GUARD: Don't crowd, and do
not, under any circumstances,
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sneeze on me.
(SNEEZING)
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I will write you
up if you sneeze,
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or if you, in any way,
get me moist with your fluids.
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Please, step back,
there's plenty for everyone
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till we run out.
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Okay, I need to make sure
you swallowed that.
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Op... Thank you.
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Ah!
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I got mad control
over my epiglottis.
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(COUGHING)
(INMATES GRUMBLING)
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(INMATES COUGHING)
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(MAN SPEAKING
INDISTINCTLY OVER PA)
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(MAN SPEAKING
INDISTINCTLY OVER PA)
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Here.
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Trust me.
Have you been out there?
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I look like Michael Jackson.
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No, I...
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I think you've got
the wrong skin tone.
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I look like Michael Jackson.
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(DANCE MUSIC PLAYING)
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Whoo!
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Well, if it isn't Litchfield's
biggest celebrity.
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I don't know what that means.
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Excuse me?
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Oh, I'm sorry, I'm just
trying to stay healthy.
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Boyfriend wrote quite
the article about you.
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Larry?
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Oh, my God! Oh, my God,
is that the Times?
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Yep.
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He's in the Times?
(CHUCKLES)
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What did he say?
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He went on and on about your
enchanting little love story.
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May I read it? I mean, I can wait
until you're done, obviously.
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I had no idea that he would
actually make it in there.
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Looks like I've
already thrown mine away.
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(TAPPING)
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Too much coffee irritates
the stomach lining.
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Trying to cut down.
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Inmate! Out of the trash!
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But I just need to get...
Out!
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(INMATES COUGHING)
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Hey, there, baby bump.
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I can't give you
the cold medicine,
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but I have got some
menthol cough drops.
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Crap.
They're somewhere in here.
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(SIGHS)
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I don't have a cold.
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Oh?
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That's good.
Is your back hurting again?
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(BREATH TREMBLING)
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I'm in labor.
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(GROANS)
Oh, fuck.
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Morning, Red.
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If you're here to ransack
my kitchen again, go ahead.
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The shelves could
use a little dusting.
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Nah.
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I'm here to do you a favor.
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No, thanks.
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One of your little
adopted daughters
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woke up in full-tilt
withdrawal this morning.
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Withdrawal from what?
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My girls are clean.
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PORNSTACHE: Hmm.
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Well, I guess this
one slipped in the mud.
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Now that her supply's
been compromised,
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little Tricia's got a mean
old case of the detox blues.
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Then it's your fault.
Your mess.
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You deal with it.
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Believe me,
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you do not want to see
how I would deal with it.
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Now, the prison doesn't need a case
of the junkie jitters on record,
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and I'm pretty sure
that you don't want
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people thinking
you've been a bad mommy.
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So you're gonna
walk her through it.
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Quietly.
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This whole time,
you've been giving it to her.
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Really, Red?
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At a time like this,
does that matter?
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I'll take care of it.
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(MAN SPEAKING RUSSIAN)
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I have eighty crates
of tomatoes rotting
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in a Bensonhurst warehouse.
Eighty.
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I lower prices, our
competition lowers prices.
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And like this Neptune has lost
three restaurants in three weeks.
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The men who run these restaurants,
maybe we meet with them, maybe you
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make deal to bid the lowest.
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It's not about the prices,
it's about the books.
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(DMITRI SPEAKING RUSSIAN)
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Right.
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We have to move
product regularly.
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Then, and only then,
we can explain other income.
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Maybe you're not
thinking big enough.
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Restaurants come and go, yes?
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Look at this place.
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Every week, we almost close.
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But not schools.
Not hospitals.
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Galina...
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All I'm saying is,
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you get something big,
something steady,
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like the Italians
have with the garbage,
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then you're not
out chasing bids.
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My father,
he sold candy out of a box.
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Every day,
up and down the street.
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He walked so much
he wore holes in his shoes.
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Until one day,
he passed by an army base,
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right after
the soldiers' lunchtime.
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And he realized
that all he had to do
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was stand there
and open his box.
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He sold out in minutes.
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So he did it again,
day after day.
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There were always soldiers,
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there was always lunch,
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and they always
wanted candy bars.
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No more holes in his shoes.
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(SPEAKING RUSSIAN)
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I need more cream.
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Of course, honey.
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(MOCK CHATTERING)
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(LAUGHING)
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(HIP HOP MUSIC PLAYING)
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Got enough, bro?
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I wrote something in here.
Uh, a column.
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Look. Look, look.
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See that? That's me.
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I'm a writer.
No shit.
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Yeah.
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Arturo!
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Yeah?
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Dude right here's in the paper.
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What'd he do?
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Check it.
Says he wrote a column!
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For real?
Yo, that's sick, son!
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It is?
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Someday you're gonna write
the whole paper, bro.
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(CHUCKLING) Okay.
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Yo, you on Facebook?
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(CELL PHONE RINGING)
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Shit. (SIGHS)
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Hello?
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MAN: An inmate from
Litchfield Federal Prison
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is attempting to contact you.
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To accept this call,
please press one.
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Hey.
PIPER: Larry?
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I've got great news.
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Hi! I know.
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You know?
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Yeah,
your article came out today.
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Isn't it great?
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I mean, I wasn't expecting it,
but I got the call last night.
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So, apparently they
pulled Randy's story
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about, uh, the surge
in home breweries in Brooklyn
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because The New Yorker
is running one
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on the surge in home
wineries in Brooklyn.
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So they ran mine instead.
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That's great, honey.
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I know.
Everyone's been so positive.
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My high school English teacher
called my parents.
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Your brother, he sent me a picture
text of a thumbs up. (CHUCKLES)
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Can you read it to me?
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Want me to read it?
I am going to read it.
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"One Sentence, Two Prisoners."
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That sounds like
"Two Girls, One Cup."
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No, it doesn't. This is
one, two, not two, one.
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And no one is
shitting in any cup, okay?
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I left that part out.
Your secret is safe.
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Thanks.
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(LAPTOP CHIMING)
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Oh, hold on. Another one.
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Let's see what it says.
It's from Pete.
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(WOMAN MOANING)
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Porn. He just... He sent porn.
(CLEARS THROAT)
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(MARIA GROANING)
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What is that? Is that porn?
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Oh...
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Oh, Maria might be in labor.
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What?
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Could you google
symptoms of labor?
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They're running bets.
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If I guess closest to the birth
time, I could win a Twix.
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I want to make
an educated guess.
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Isn't there a doctor in there?
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There's a nurse.
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He says that she's gotta
wait till her contractions
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are less than a minute apart
to go to the hospital.
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That's cutting it pretty close.
All right, here we go.
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Okay, if her cervix has softened,
she's definitely in labor.
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Larry, how am I supposed to
tell if her cervix is soft?
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Oh, wait. Crowning.
Let's look at crowning.
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Oh, Jesus Christ.
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Yeah.
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I'll definitely
send that to Pete.
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Speaking of whom, he is taking
me out for a drink tonight.
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Uh, Polly, too. And some other people.
To, uh, celebrate.
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Sounds like fun.
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Who else is going?
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I don't know. Polly made a
last-minute Evite so...
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So you're having a party.
An Evite equals party.
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Why didn't you just tell me you
were going to a party tonight?
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With all of our friends.
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You're not here to tell me I can't
wear brown shoes with black pants.
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It's pretty basic.
(CHUCKLES)
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I know. Still.
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I am really happy for you.
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This is a really big thing.
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And it deserves
to be celebrated.
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Yeah, okay.
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You're gonna have a great time.
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And you deserve that.
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And on my end,
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I have a really
strong shot at a Twix bar.
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It's a great day.
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(SIGHS) Of course.
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I have to go to work soon.
Can you read me the article?
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The rest of the world got to
read your story before I did.
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Our story.
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Okay.
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Okay. Here it goes.
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"It always starts the same way,
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"with a latte
and a bacon scone.
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"And then I hit the road..."
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(MARIA COUGHING)
(MARITZA SPEAKING SPANISH)
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You gotta walk, honey.
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I'ma kill that motherfucker!
The nurse?
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My boyfriend.
And the nurse, too.
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(WAILING)
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(SPEAKING SPANISH)
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Fuck him
and his fucking mother.
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Time?
It's the same.
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He said she cannot come back
until they're closer. I'm sorry.
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That maricon
wouldn't know labor
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if that baby popped out and
slapped him in the fucking face.
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Well, it's not him.
It's the rules.
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Well,
he's the face of the rules.
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Just keep walking, mami.
I'm gonna try.
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Here. Had to haggle with las
negritas, but I got it.
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Got what?
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To get Lucy coming out, they
made me eat a whole pineapple.
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But that's pineapple soda.
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You know, for my son, they told
me to play with my chichitas.
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You know, it just
gets the hormones going.
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You know, you gotta just twiddle them.
You wanna try it?
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(SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY)
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Come on, less talking.
Just breathe.
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(MARIA GRUMBLING)
MARITZA: Okay. Come on.
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And then there were two.
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Where is everybody?
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They're sick. Pussies. I don't
believe in getting sick.
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Wow.
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Mind over mucous, huh?
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Yeah.
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That, and I stockpile
from commissary.
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00:14:27,231 --> 00:14:28,566
I'm on a cough syrup cocktail
257
00:14:28,691 --> 00:14:30,234
that would make Lil Wayne
vomit in his dreads.
258
00:14:30,317 --> 00:14:31,402
(DOOR OPENING)
259
00:14:32,570 --> 00:14:34,405
New reading material.
260
00:14:34,738 --> 00:14:36,907
I'm assuming you're
both fluent in Hindi.
261
00:14:36,990 --> 00:14:38,659
I think there are pictures.
262
00:14:40,327 --> 00:14:42,287
There's a broken
dryer in the laundry room.
263
00:14:42,413 --> 00:14:44,873
Martha or Maddie or some shit.
264
00:14:44,956 --> 00:14:48,544
I can't keep track of the nicknames.
Just, uh, take care of it.
265
00:14:49,211 --> 00:14:50,254
How?
266
00:14:52,631 --> 00:14:54,383
Make it not broken.
267
00:14:58,762 --> 00:14:59,804
(CHUCKLES)
268
00:15:00,138 --> 00:15:01,682
(INMATES COUGHING)
269
00:15:05,561 --> 00:15:06,770
(SNEEZING)
270
00:15:11,275 --> 00:15:13,277
Man, I'm never
gonna get this shit.
271
00:15:13,360 --> 00:15:15,195
The label fell off.
272
00:15:15,362 --> 00:15:18,323
Guide to Bird-Watching.
Seven-hundreds?
273
00:15:18,449 --> 00:15:20,367
Five-hundreds.
That's science.
274
00:15:20,451 --> 00:15:21,619
But it's a hobby, though.
275
00:15:21,702 --> 00:15:23,579
A hobby about science.
276
00:15:25,456 --> 00:15:26,665
Okay.
277
00:15:27,291 --> 00:15:29,543
(SIGHS) So, you gonna tell me
how it went, or what?
278
00:15:29,627 --> 00:15:30,961
How what went?
279
00:15:31,044 --> 00:15:32,963
Your bat mitzvah, bitch! What
do you think I'm talking about?
280
00:15:33,088 --> 00:15:35,424
I don't know. It went.
281
00:15:36,425 --> 00:15:39,470
A bunch of people I never met
looked at my case file.
282
00:15:39,553 --> 00:15:40,804
One guy had a beard.
283
00:15:40,887 --> 00:15:42,208
They asked you
a lot of questions?
284
00:15:42,264 --> 00:15:43,474
Not as many as you.
285
00:15:47,394 --> 00:15:48,853
All right, look.
I really appreciate
286
00:15:48,979 --> 00:15:50,439
you trying to
teach me all this,
287
00:15:50,522 --> 00:15:51,523
getting me assigned
and every...
288
00:15:51,649 --> 00:15:52,650
Shh!
289
00:15:53,734 --> 00:15:54,735
(SIGHS)
290
00:15:56,779 --> 00:16:00,365
Look, what I mean is,
if you don't leave,
291
00:16:00,616 --> 00:16:02,367
I'll just go right
back to clean crew.
292
00:16:02,493 --> 00:16:04,013
This your job.
I know you like it here.
293
00:16:04,119 --> 00:16:06,413
Don't nobody like it here.
294
00:16:09,166 --> 00:16:10,668
Your hair looked good.
295
00:16:13,253 --> 00:16:14,254
It did.
296
00:16:14,338 --> 00:16:15,673
(CHUCKLING)
297
00:16:24,682 --> 00:16:26,016
(BUZZING)
298
00:16:28,393 --> 00:16:30,313
MAN OVER PA: Attention,
all personnel, be advised
299
00:16:30,354 --> 00:16:32,147
count is not clear.
Please conduct a recount.
300
00:16:34,358 --> 00:16:35,734
Hey, there.
301
00:16:36,485 --> 00:16:37,528
Hey.
302
00:16:38,153 --> 00:16:40,364
Hear you got
a broken appliance, ma'am.
303
00:16:41,114 --> 00:16:42,115
Yeah?
304
00:16:42,199 --> 00:16:44,951
A real rusty old thing
that needs fixing?
305
00:16:45,118 --> 00:16:47,996
Oh, well, my husband isn't home.
He's got the checkbook.
306
00:16:48,079 --> 00:16:50,040
Hopefully there's
some way I could pay you.
307
00:16:50,207 --> 00:16:53,752
Well, I have been
feeling a little tense lately.
308
00:16:54,169 --> 00:16:57,631
Maybe if I stick my dick in your
mouth, it might help me relax.
309
00:16:57,756 --> 00:16:59,424
Oh, God. No, thanks.
310
00:16:59,717 --> 00:17:02,386
What? Too hetero?
311
00:17:03,637 --> 00:17:07,224
Okay. How about
"wrench in your twat"?
312
00:17:10,394 --> 00:17:12,730
All right. Well, the broken one's
over there, and her name's Myra.
313
00:17:12,855 --> 00:17:14,648
So you can stick
your wrench in her twat.
314
00:17:14,732 --> 00:17:15,733
(SNICKERS)
315
00:17:15,858 --> 00:17:16,983
(CANDIES CLATTERING)
316
00:17:20,654 --> 00:17:22,573
I hate when she
sends The Quiet Storm.
317
00:17:22,698 --> 00:17:24,241
Can't she just come over
and tap you on the shoulder?
318
00:17:24,366 --> 00:17:28,746
She has an irrational fear of the spin cycle.
Won't step foot in here.
319
00:17:28,871 --> 00:17:29,872
I'd better go.
320
00:17:29,954 --> 00:17:31,998
Yeah, well...
Mommy needs you.
321
00:17:32,082 --> 00:17:35,919
Can't be that serious. When it's
serious, she throws coconuts.
322
00:17:36,587 --> 00:17:37,588
(SIGHS)
323
00:17:43,176 --> 00:17:44,177
NICKY: Come on!
324
00:17:47,765 --> 00:17:48,766
(DOOR CLOSING)
325
00:17:53,103 --> 00:17:55,480
You don't look
half bad in those.
326
00:17:59,610 --> 00:18:00,652
Thanks.
327
00:18:01,152 --> 00:18:02,153
(CHUCKLES)
328
00:18:02,279 --> 00:18:03,988
You sure you know
what you're doing?
329
00:18:04,114 --> 00:18:05,449
NICKY: I have no idea.
330
00:18:05,574 --> 00:18:07,033
Don't lie to me.
331
00:18:07,117 --> 00:18:10,203
She made a mistake, okay?
She's 19 years old.
332
00:18:10,287 --> 00:18:14,124
I covered for her when she got here.
Hmm? Just like I did for you.
333
00:18:14,291 --> 00:18:16,042
And I warned her if it ever...
334
00:18:16,126 --> 00:18:17,878
It's not like it's her choice.
335
00:18:17,961 --> 00:18:20,923
I mean, she's an addict, all right?
She had a slip.
336
00:18:21,005 --> 00:18:22,424
We can help her.
Just give her a chance.
337
00:18:22,507 --> 00:18:25,719
No more chances. Two strikes,
that's what she gets.
338
00:18:25,803 --> 00:18:27,679
Russians don't play baseball.
339
00:18:27,805 --> 00:18:29,180
Jesus, with this shit.
340
00:18:29,306 --> 00:18:31,224
She needs to go down,
341
00:18:31,308 --> 00:18:34,436
and whoever she drags down
with her deserves it.
342
00:18:37,481 --> 00:18:40,984
You send her down the hill,
she's fucked, and you know it.
343
00:18:41,067 --> 00:18:42,986
Okay, you're
taking this personally.
344
00:18:43,111 --> 00:18:44,988
It's not personal,
it's chemical.
345
00:18:45,113 --> 00:18:47,354
Drugs have a way of making you
do shit you don't wanna do.
346
00:18:49,993 --> 00:18:51,202
So do I.
347
00:18:58,168 --> 00:18:59,670
(CLANKING)
348
00:18:59,920 --> 00:19:00,963
Okay.
349
00:19:05,843 --> 00:19:06,844
(ELECTRICITY CRACKLING)
350
00:19:06,969 --> 00:19:08,178
(LAUGHS)
351
00:19:08,303 --> 00:19:09,930
I look pathetic.
I'm aware.
352
00:19:10,013 --> 00:19:11,014
I wasn't laughing at you.
353
00:19:11,181 --> 00:19:12,182
Right.
354
00:19:12,265 --> 00:19:13,892
Anyway,
significantly less funny
355
00:19:14,017 --> 00:19:15,686
than the time you
fixed our toaster
356
00:19:15,769 --> 00:19:16,937
with a hot glue gun.
357
00:19:19,230 --> 00:19:20,273
(CHUCKLING)
358
00:19:21,483 --> 00:19:23,193
You wanna see something?
What?
359
00:19:23,318 --> 00:19:25,320
Okay, so we don't just do
inmate laundry, right?
360
00:19:25,403 --> 00:19:26,446
Right.
361
00:19:26,530 --> 00:19:28,740
Some of the guards
drop off their clothes, too.
362
00:19:28,866 --> 00:19:30,408
So, Wanda Bell?
363
00:19:30,534 --> 00:19:32,369
You might remember her as the
bloodsucking dragon-cunt?
364
00:19:32,452 --> 00:19:34,329
She works up front,
eats souls for fun?
365
00:19:34,412 --> 00:19:38,375
Every once in a while, we find a
pair of men's boxers in there.
366
00:19:40,168 --> 00:19:43,254
No big deal. Even Bigfoot's
gonna get laid sometimes.
367
00:19:43,588 --> 00:19:45,632
Except these boxers...
Oh!
368
00:19:45,716 --> 00:19:47,926
...have a name stitched on
them like he's a third grader.
369
00:19:48,385 --> 00:19:49,386
ALEX: S. O'Neill.
370
00:19:49,761 --> 00:19:52,347
(GASPING) No!
The guard S. O'Neill?
371
00:19:52,430 --> 00:19:53,932
Drama! (CHUCKLES)
372
00:19:54,057 --> 00:19:55,225
Where does that belly go?
373
00:19:55,350 --> 00:19:56,518
I don't know.
374
00:19:56,601 --> 00:19:57,602
Ooh!
(CHUCKLES)
375
00:19:57,728 --> 00:19:59,437
Hey! Y'all done having fun?
376
00:20:02,524 --> 00:20:04,526
We're just
getting started, bitch.
377
00:20:05,235 --> 00:20:07,696
(MAN SPEAKING
INDISTINCTLY OVER PA)
378
00:20:13,159 --> 00:20:15,078
I should finish fixing that.
You want some help?
379
00:20:17,330 --> 00:20:18,415
No, that's really okay.
380
00:20:18,540 --> 00:20:20,166
I work these machines all day.
381
00:20:21,084 --> 00:20:24,254
I saw Little Sarah get a shot for
helping Nicky hold a ladder.
382
00:20:24,337 --> 00:20:25,630
So?
383
00:20:25,881 --> 00:20:28,926
You're laundry, I'm electric.
We're from different worlds.
384
00:20:34,138 --> 00:20:35,348
And I don't want any trouble.
385
00:20:35,766 --> 00:20:37,392
Oh, fuck her.
386
00:20:37,809 --> 00:20:41,271
I'm gonna help you,
no strings attached.
387
00:21:01,374 --> 00:21:04,753
(MAN SPEAKING
INDISTINCTLY OVER PA)
388
00:21:07,798 --> 00:21:09,299
How goes it?
389
00:21:09,424 --> 00:21:10,884
I've been better.
390
00:21:10,968 --> 00:21:13,261
If I tell you it gets easier,
does that make me corny?
391
00:21:13,386 --> 00:21:14,638
Makes you a liar.
392
00:21:17,140 --> 00:21:21,144
Yeah. Brought you some O.J.
Carton, not Simpson.
393
00:21:21,979 --> 00:21:22,980
(CHUCKLES)
394
00:21:24,731 --> 00:21:27,317
Man, this clinic my
mom dragged me to,
395
00:21:27,400 --> 00:21:29,277
they strapped me down
to a bed just like this.
396
00:21:29,569 --> 00:21:30,570
(CHAIR CLANKING)
397
00:21:30,654 --> 00:21:34,032
So the nurses hated me, 'cause
I kept makin' Exorcist jokes.
398
00:21:34,157 --> 00:21:36,326
"Your mother sucks cocks
in hell!" (CHUCKLES)
399
00:21:37,410 --> 00:21:39,162
That shit never
gets old, right?
400
00:21:41,748 --> 00:21:43,625
I might actually be
lucky this happened now.
401
00:21:43,708 --> 00:21:46,377
(SHIVERING) Guards just think I
got the flu like everyone else.
402
00:21:46,503 --> 00:21:48,922
Well, in two days, you're gonna
be wishing you had the flu.
403
00:21:50,548 --> 00:21:51,925
I'm lucky you're here with me.
404
00:21:52,050 --> 00:21:53,384
Yeah.
405
00:21:53,510 --> 00:21:56,013
And I'll get through it.
I'll get back on track.
406
00:21:56,138 --> 00:21:57,681
They won't even
find out I was using.
407
00:21:57,764 --> 00:21:58,932
Yes, they will.
408
00:21:59,016 --> 00:22:01,518
Shit, no.
Girls got my back, right?
409
00:22:01,893 --> 00:22:04,312
I ain't never snitched nobody,
so who's gonna tell 'em?
410
00:22:05,396 --> 00:22:06,397
You are.
411
00:22:06,523 --> 00:22:07,524
What?
412
00:22:07,941 --> 00:22:10,777
Two strikes.
That's all you get.
413
00:22:12,154 --> 00:22:14,447
Red sent me. Says she
doesn't play baseball.
414
00:22:14,531 --> 00:22:17,575
I'm quitting, Nicky. Tell her that.
Don't make me go down there.
415
00:22:17,701 --> 00:22:18,827
This isn't about you.
416
00:22:19,410 --> 00:22:23,247
Red's fighting a bigger fight.
Shit's changing around here.
417
00:22:23,373 --> 00:22:26,043
She is supposed
to take care of us.
418
00:22:28,461 --> 00:22:30,047
You're gonna get up.
419
00:22:30,130 --> 00:22:31,548
You're gonna walk down
to the CO's office...
420
00:22:31,631 --> 00:22:32,590
Please.
421
00:22:32,716 --> 00:22:33,758
You're gonna tell
him you were using
422
00:22:33,884 --> 00:22:34,926
and throw yourself
on his mercy.
423
00:22:35,052 --> 00:22:36,761
They'll put me in the SHU,
and I'll die in there.
424
00:22:36,887 --> 00:22:39,056
You won't die, you'll suffer.
425
00:22:39,848 --> 00:22:43,643
And then you'll come back out.
Say what you need to say.
426
00:22:44,186 --> 00:22:46,437
You're supposed
to be my family.
427
00:22:48,565 --> 00:22:50,441
Not anymore.
428
00:22:58,992 --> 00:23:02,079
(SOBBING) Nicky!
Nicky, no! No!
429
00:23:02,495 --> 00:23:05,498
Please. Please!
Please, don't go!
430
00:23:06,124 --> 00:23:07,751
Stop. Wait!
431
00:23:07,876 --> 00:23:09,419
Damn.
(BREATHING HEAVILY)
432
00:23:09,544 --> 00:23:11,088
Esta bien, okay?
Come on, mama.
433
00:23:11,213 --> 00:23:12,214
Mmm-hmm. Mmm-hmm.
Almost there.
434
00:23:12,296 --> 00:23:13,464
All right.
You're doing great. Okay.
435
00:23:13,590 --> 00:23:14,758
Okay.
(SPEAKING SPANISH)
436
00:23:14,841 --> 00:23:15,884
Lie down.
437
00:23:15,967 --> 00:23:17,343
Oh, just my luck, right?
I go into labor
438
00:23:17,468 --> 00:23:18,845
the day
the fucking plague hits.
439
00:23:19,470 --> 00:23:20,710
They'll be here soon.
Just rest.
440
00:23:20,764 --> 00:23:21,932
(WHIMPERING)
441
00:23:22,057 --> 00:23:23,558
You're gonna need your energy.
442
00:23:23,641 --> 00:23:24,642
(COUGHING)
443
00:23:24,768 --> 00:23:27,062
You, quiet.
She's laboring here.
444
00:23:27,145 --> 00:23:28,605
Is the baby gonna
be staying with us?
445
00:23:30,440 --> 00:23:32,109
You see any babies around here?
446
00:23:32,234 --> 00:23:33,401
Besides you?
447
00:23:35,612 --> 00:23:39,950
I'll be back.
Breathe. Relax and breathe.
448
00:23:40,617 --> 00:23:42,744
And if you feel like you
gotta go to the bathroom,
449
00:23:42,827 --> 00:23:44,121
that's the baby comin'.
450
00:23:44,246 --> 00:23:45,287
Huh? (BREATHING HEAVILY)
Hold it in
451
00:23:45,413 --> 00:23:47,289
and pray it doesn't
turn out like that one.
452
00:23:48,290 --> 00:23:50,292
Okay? I'll be right back.
453
00:23:51,586 --> 00:23:53,463
(MARIA WHIMPERING)
454
00:23:54,089 --> 00:23:57,092
Y'all are like a novela.
You know that, right?
455
00:23:57,341 --> 00:23:59,970
Y'all are like some
cautionary tale shit.
456
00:24:00,095 --> 00:24:02,764
You two should tour
high schools for abstinence,
457
00:24:02,847 --> 00:24:06,017
'cause a minute with you two
is better than Plan B.
458
00:24:06,893 --> 00:24:07,978
Whatever.
459
00:24:10,147 --> 00:24:13,275
If my daughter ever
talked to me that way...
460
00:24:14,151 --> 00:24:16,569
If I ever talk
to her that way...
461
00:24:17,070 --> 00:24:19,363
I mean, shit.
What's the point?
462
00:24:20,322 --> 00:24:23,618
This world is full enough with
bitches trying to kill you.
463
00:24:28,623 --> 00:24:31,835
The hospital van just parked.
Let's go have a baby.
464
00:24:33,837 --> 00:24:35,255
(GROANING)
465
00:24:35,839 --> 00:24:37,299
Okay, okay.
466
00:24:37,381 --> 00:24:38,382
NURSE: Good, good, good. Okay.
467
00:24:38,508 --> 00:24:39,550
(MARIA BREATHING HEAVILY)
468
00:24:40,468 --> 00:24:41,803
Oh, my God...
469
00:24:41,886 --> 00:24:44,014
NURSE: All right,
let's get you to the van.
470
00:24:44,097 --> 00:24:45,974
Everything's going to be okay.
471
00:24:49,186 --> 00:24:50,520
Hey, uh...
472
00:24:51,188 --> 00:24:53,273
Okay, so be careful.
473
00:24:53,355 --> 00:24:55,525
Relax. I do this all the time.
474
00:24:56,358 --> 00:24:57,359
Why?
475
00:24:57,485 --> 00:24:59,237
Because it's fucked up.
476
00:24:59,361 --> 00:25:01,405
And when you work
with geniuses like I do,
477
00:25:01,531 --> 00:25:03,616
the motor gets
stuck all the time.
478
00:25:03,700 --> 00:25:04,826
Did you find it?
479
00:25:04,951 --> 00:25:06,995
I don't know. I need a
little more light back here.
480
00:25:07,078 --> 00:25:08,705
Okay. How about that?
481
00:25:09,331 --> 00:25:10,832
Better.
Okay.
482
00:25:13,375 --> 00:25:15,212
So,
it looks like the safety lock
483
00:25:15,377 --> 00:25:17,214
is connected
with a blue wire...
484
00:25:17,297 --> 00:25:18,298
Okay.
485
00:25:18,380 --> 00:25:20,424
...to something back
there that's got, like,
486
00:25:20,550 --> 00:25:22,593
two screws
sticking right out of it,
487
00:25:22,719 --> 00:25:25,387
and it's right next
to this T-shaped thing.
488
00:25:28,183 --> 00:25:29,809
Oh, damn it!
(CLUNKING)
489
00:25:29,893 --> 00:25:31,686
Shit!
Shit!
490
00:25:31,769 --> 00:25:33,188
I have to get more batteries.
491
00:25:33,271 --> 00:25:34,564
Fuck! My glasses fell off.
492
00:25:34,689 --> 00:25:35,940
I'll be right back.
493
00:25:36,066 --> 00:25:38,442
I think I can
reach it if I could
494
00:25:38,568 --> 00:25:40,987
just angle my
fucking hand back there.
495
00:25:42,446 --> 00:25:43,447
(LATCH CLICKING)
496
00:25:43,573 --> 00:25:44,782
ALEX: What the fuck?
497
00:25:48,578 --> 00:25:49,913
What the hell are you doing?
498
00:25:49,996 --> 00:25:51,373
Who, me?
499
00:25:53,083 --> 00:25:55,668
I'm just getting started,
bitch.
500
00:26:08,139 --> 00:26:09,140
Oh...
501
00:26:09,933 --> 00:26:11,268
Fuck me.
502
00:26:12,227 --> 00:26:13,519
(SIZZLING)
503
00:26:17,648 --> 00:26:19,109
You wanted to see me?
504
00:26:20,402 --> 00:26:21,611
Patricia Miller.
505
00:26:22,195 --> 00:26:26,283
Trailer park all-star
with the classy neck tat?
506
00:26:26,366 --> 00:26:27,784
Oh, yeah.
507
00:26:28,034 --> 00:26:32,622
She just got a 100 series shot
for a nasty case of the DTs.
508
00:26:32,956 --> 00:26:33,957
Wow.
509
00:26:34,040 --> 00:26:35,959
Hope they got a lot
of mops in the SHU.
510
00:26:36,042 --> 00:26:37,043
(CHUCKLES)
511
00:26:37,627 --> 00:26:38,836
Did she say anything?
512
00:26:38,962 --> 00:26:40,630
She just cried and shook.
513
00:26:41,131 --> 00:26:43,716
Thing is,
she's been here 10 months.
514
00:26:44,801 --> 00:26:48,179
How come she doesn't go
cold turkey a while back?
515
00:26:49,597 --> 00:26:51,057
Something's been
getting in here.
516
00:26:51,141 --> 00:26:53,017
I always said,
when they first come through,
517
00:26:53,143 --> 00:26:55,061
we should check their
assholes thoroughly.
518
00:26:55,145 --> 00:26:59,565
If the wrong person realizes there's
product moving through this prison...
519
00:26:59,649 --> 00:27:02,693
It's one junkie.
It's an isolated thing.
520
00:27:02,819 --> 00:27:05,655
Oh, really?
I bet my balls we get 10 more
521
00:27:05,780 --> 00:27:08,158
sweating it out by
the end of the month.
522
00:27:11,577 --> 00:27:15,706
And if they turn up, the warden's
gonna want somebody's head.
523
00:27:17,334 --> 00:27:19,501
And it ain't gonna be mine.
524
00:27:20,753 --> 00:27:23,006
I'm sure it'll all be fine.
525
00:27:23,840 --> 00:27:27,509
Besides, whatever she was
doing clearly ran out, right?
526
00:27:28,219 --> 00:27:30,554
So you're good.
527
00:27:31,055 --> 00:27:33,808
Let's see how good
I am a week from now.
528
00:27:34,767 --> 00:27:36,686
I hope, for all our sakes,
you're right.
529
00:27:40,606 --> 00:27:43,193
And Mendez? Question.
530
00:27:43,818 --> 00:27:45,445
It's off-topic.
531
00:27:45,903 --> 00:27:48,490
I got a look in a bar
last night.
532
00:27:48,948 --> 00:27:51,326
This guy...
533
00:27:53,370 --> 00:27:57,748
The mustache. It hasn't become
like a gay thing, has it?
534
00:27:58,082 --> 00:27:59,083
(SCOFFS)
535
00:27:59,709 --> 00:28:01,794
No. Fuck, no. Gay!
536
00:28:02,753 --> 00:28:05,882
The 'stache is not for fags,
it's for fuckin' men.
537
00:28:06,007 --> 00:28:07,008
Yeah.
538
00:28:07,133 --> 00:28:08,092
It's fuckin' all-beef,
539
00:28:08,218 --> 00:28:10,428
fucking cunt-ramming awesome.
540
00:28:12,222 --> 00:28:13,390
Okay.
541
00:28:14,556 --> 00:28:16,226
Just checking.
542
00:28:19,437 --> 00:28:21,022
(THUDDING)
543
00:28:21,647 --> 00:28:23,024
(THUDDING CONTINUES)
544
00:28:24,108 --> 00:28:26,403
Oh, my God. Alex?
545
00:28:27,111 --> 00:28:28,196
Get me out of here.
546
00:28:28,279 --> 00:28:31,782
What?
It's locked. Are you okay?
547
00:28:31,949 --> 00:28:32,992
No!
548
00:28:33,076 --> 00:28:34,994
Maybe I can, uh...
549
00:28:36,287 --> 00:28:37,288
What the hell happened?
550
00:28:37,414 --> 00:28:38,581
It was that
fucking meth-head!
551
00:28:38,998 --> 00:28:40,791
Seriously?
Yes!
552
00:28:41,084 --> 00:28:42,885
I'm gonna go get help.
No, no, no! No, no, no!
553
00:28:43,627 --> 00:28:44,837
Just open the door.
554
00:28:44,921 --> 00:28:47,090
If they find out that I was helping
you, I'm gonna get in trouble.
555
00:28:47,173 --> 00:28:48,341
You said so yourself.
556
00:28:48,425 --> 00:28:49,509
You offered.
557
00:28:49,633 --> 00:28:50,760
Are you serious?
558
00:28:50,843 --> 00:28:52,929
I told you that
this was a bad idea.
559
00:28:53,054 --> 00:28:54,180
(THUDDING) I did!
560
00:28:54,264 --> 00:28:55,473
Don't you do that!
Do what?
561
00:28:55,598 --> 00:28:57,517
That thing.
Like this is my fault.
562
00:28:57,600 --> 00:28:58,601
You know what I mean.
563
00:28:58,726 --> 00:29:00,353
Like you aren't
accountable for anything
564
00:29:00,478 --> 00:29:02,105
that ever happens
in your life, ever.
565
00:29:02,230 --> 00:29:04,630
Am I supposed to tell them that
I made you get into the dryer?
566
00:29:04,648 --> 00:29:07,151
No, I want you to get me out.
567
00:29:07,318 --> 00:29:11,364
Read that manual, unjam the
door, step the fuck up!
568
00:29:13,783 --> 00:29:15,159
Wait, Piper,
where are you going?
569
00:29:15,285 --> 00:29:16,327
I'm just gonna go...
570
00:29:16,453 --> 00:29:17,454
No! Don't you go!
571
00:29:17,579 --> 00:29:19,247
Don't you fucking leave me.
572
00:29:29,215 --> 00:29:30,383
Okay.
573
00:29:32,260 --> 00:29:33,303
"Okay," what?
574
00:29:38,391 --> 00:29:39,642
I'm here.
575
00:29:46,566 --> 00:29:50,445
So, this is all of 'em, huh?
All the approved vendors?
576
00:29:50,528 --> 00:29:52,655
That's it.
Just those five.
577
00:29:53,239 --> 00:29:55,699
Nobody else gets
through this gate?
578
00:29:56,075 --> 00:29:58,161
No suspicious delivery guy,
579
00:29:58,286 --> 00:30:01,623
no shady-lookin' mook
in a fuckin' tampon truck?
580
00:30:01,914 --> 00:30:05,709
There's creepy linens dude,
and the dry goods lady,
581
00:30:05,876 --> 00:30:07,837
the vegetable people.
(HORN HONKING)
582
00:30:08,838 --> 00:30:12,467
Sounds like a horror movie, doesn't it?
The Vegetable People?
583
00:30:12,550 --> 00:30:17,888
Like a giant celery serial
killer, carrying a machete,
584
00:30:18,014 --> 00:30:22,477
(LAUGHING) or broccoli lightin'
shit up with a flame-thrower.
585
00:30:22,685 --> 00:30:24,187
(MIMICKING FLAME-THROWER)
586
00:30:24,354 --> 00:30:27,190
"Who's a smoothie,
now, bitches?"
587
00:30:27,315 --> 00:30:28,316
(SNICKERS)
588
00:30:30,652 --> 00:30:32,028
Asshole.
589
00:30:33,029 --> 00:30:34,322
Shit's funny.
590
00:30:35,114 --> 00:30:36,274
ALEX: It's almost count time.
591
00:30:36,282 --> 00:30:37,325
I know. I know.
592
00:30:37,741 --> 00:30:39,118
I'm pretty sure
I'm suffocating.
593
00:30:40,161 --> 00:30:41,663
(THUDDING) Ow!
594
00:30:42,622 --> 00:30:44,123
Loud.
Sorry.
595
00:30:47,418 --> 00:30:49,920
So, what,
Nicky never came back?
596
00:30:50,505 --> 00:30:53,257
Your girlfriend? No.
597
00:30:55,426 --> 00:30:56,386
My girlfriend?
598
00:30:56,511 --> 00:30:57,512
Yeah.
599
00:30:58,179 --> 00:30:59,763
What's that supposed to mean?
600
00:30:59,889 --> 00:31:01,516
Nothing. Never mind.
601
00:31:01,599 --> 00:31:02,850
No, what do you mean by that?
602
00:31:02,975 --> 00:31:04,227
I said, nothing.
I said, never mind.
603
00:31:04,310 --> 00:31:06,270
What, you expect me to wait
for you to come around?
604
00:31:06,896 --> 00:31:08,690
Come around?
Yeah.
605
00:31:08,772 --> 00:31:11,651
As in "get back
together" come around?
606
00:31:11,775 --> 00:31:13,570
Are you kidding me?
607
00:31:14,571 --> 00:31:16,406
I'm engaged.
Right.
608
00:31:17,407 --> 00:31:19,909
You know what?
Do not confuse this.
609
00:31:20,910 --> 00:31:26,790
Maybe, just maybe, we will
get friendly again. Maybe.
610
00:31:26,916 --> 00:31:28,751
We were never friends, Piper.
We weren't...
611
00:31:28,876 --> 00:31:31,254
No. Not for a second.
612
00:31:32,088 --> 00:31:35,717
I loved you,
I loved having sex with you.
613
00:31:38,094 --> 00:31:39,929
(WOMAN SPEAKING
INDISTINCTLY OVER PA)
614
00:31:40,012 --> 00:31:42,765
And more importantly, I am not
suggesting that I want you back,
615
00:31:42,890 --> 00:31:44,267
you Park Slope narcissist.
616
00:31:44,350 --> 00:31:48,020
I mean for you to come around
like an actual human being.
617
00:31:48,104 --> 00:31:50,814
And not with some
hollow bullshit apology,
618
00:31:50,940 --> 00:31:54,736
or that cute little sad face that
might work on your fucking boyfriend.
619
00:31:55,986 --> 00:31:57,447
I've been waiting
for you to come around,
620
00:31:57,572 --> 00:31:58,948
and treat me like
an actual human being
621
00:31:59,073 --> 00:32:01,618
and realize what a fucking
horse's ass you've been.
622
00:32:01,701 --> 00:32:02,952
I've been a horse's ass?
623
00:32:03,077 --> 00:32:04,287
Fuck, yeah!
624
00:32:04,370 --> 00:32:06,872
Fuck you! And this dryer!
625
00:32:06,956 --> 00:32:11,502
This fucking shitty
piece of goddamn dryer!
626
00:32:12,878 --> 00:32:13,921
Dryer!
627
00:32:15,715 --> 00:32:17,383
LUSCHEK: So abusive.
628
00:32:18,342 --> 00:32:21,178
Maybe if you tried
talking nice to it,
629
00:32:21,304 --> 00:32:26,476
or, uh, if you took your top
off and rubbed up against it.
630
00:32:26,601 --> 00:32:28,436
Might, uh, pop open then,
right, huh?
631
00:32:30,480 --> 00:32:31,648
Shit.
632
00:32:37,737 --> 00:32:38,988
What the hell's going on?
633
00:32:39,280 --> 00:32:40,323
Fuck.
634
00:32:43,159 --> 00:32:44,744
LORNA:
Where was it we're going?
635
00:32:44,827 --> 00:32:46,870
Wherever I tell you to go.
636
00:32:47,997 --> 00:32:52,669
Okay. It's just, I'm not supposed
to be this far from camp.
637
00:32:54,086 --> 00:32:57,757
You're not supposed to wear that
pretty whore lipstick either,
638
00:32:58,549 --> 00:32:59,801
but you do, don't ya?
639
00:33:10,019 --> 00:33:11,228
Yeah, stop here.
640
00:33:15,232 --> 00:33:16,900
Shut the car off.
641
00:33:19,195 --> 00:33:20,237
(ENGINE STOPS)
642
00:33:22,031 --> 00:33:23,991
(INHALING DEEPLY)
643
00:33:24,784 --> 00:33:26,327
(EXHALES)
644
00:33:28,954 --> 00:33:30,790
The old Moscow mule.
645
00:33:31,874 --> 00:33:32,916
Red?
646
00:33:33,042 --> 00:33:34,960
She's got a way of
bringing stuff in.
647
00:33:35,961 --> 00:33:39,799
It's not really up to code.
Do you know what I mean?
648
00:33:40,090 --> 00:33:41,384
(CHUCKLING) No.
649
00:33:41,801 --> 00:33:44,053
I need to know how.
650
00:33:47,515 --> 00:33:49,642
I don't know what
you're talking about.
651
00:33:49,726 --> 00:33:52,436
I drive, I don't work kitchen.
652
00:33:52,562 --> 00:33:55,231
I know. You're afraid of her.
653
00:33:58,776 --> 00:34:02,655
(LAUGHING) Shit,
I don't blame you.
654
00:34:03,740 --> 00:34:06,075
But you know what?
655
00:34:09,579 --> 00:34:15,585
There are things out here much worse
than some scary Russian bitch.
656
00:34:21,090 --> 00:34:23,926
I'm gonna ask you again.
Nicely.
657
00:34:25,511 --> 00:34:30,725
And then the third time,
it's not gonna be very nice.
658
00:34:32,685 --> 00:34:33,936
For you.
659
00:34:34,604 --> 00:34:35,605
(CHUCKLES)
660
00:34:37,189 --> 00:34:38,608
I told you.
661
00:34:39,901 --> 00:34:42,027
I don't know what she does.
662
00:34:42,111 --> 00:34:44,781
I drive,
and I do what I need to do.
663
00:34:48,409 --> 00:34:52,622
And I can't help you
'cause I really don't know.
664
00:34:55,040 --> 00:34:58,043
So you do whatever.
665
00:35:00,254 --> 00:35:03,132
I can't tell you
what I don't know.
666
00:35:12,141 --> 00:35:13,142
(LAUGHS)
667
00:35:18,856 --> 00:35:20,858
Start the car, inmate. (SIGHS)
668
00:35:21,150 --> 00:35:23,152
You're too far from camp.
669
00:35:24,153 --> 00:35:25,446
(ENGINE STARTING)
670
00:35:30,033 --> 00:35:33,454
(CHUCKLING) I mean, what
exactly were you two doing?
671
00:35:33,537 --> 00:35:34,497
When I got there,
672
00:35:34,622 --> 00:35:36,874
the blonde one was screaming and
the hot one was stuck inside.
673
00:35:36,999 --> 00:35:38,167
The hot one?
The hot one?
674
00:35:40,753 --> 00:35:42,546
HEALY: You can go, Luchek.
675
00:35:43,172 --> 00:35:45,883
Okay.
And it's, uh, Luschek.
676
00:35:47,677 --> 00:35:49,512
Like a "loose check."
677
00:35:52,014 --> 00:35:55,142
How long have I
worked here, man? God!
678
00:35:56,310 --> 00:35:57,311
Mr. Healy, it was...
I asked her.
679
00:35:57,436 --> 00:35:58,437
(DOOR CLOSING)
680
00:35:58,521 --> 00:35:59,642
No, I...
Look, I volunteered.
681
00:35:59,647 --> 00:36:00,606
No, no, no.
I asked her.
682
00:36:00,690 --> 00:36:01,858
She works in the laundry room,
683
00:36:01,983 --> 00:36:04,485
so I figured she knew more
about the machines than I did.
684
00:36:04,568 --> 00:36:08,364
I know that I wasn't
supposed to, but I did.
685
00:36:08,698 --> 00:36:10,157
This is my fault.
No. Mr. Healy...
686
00:36:10,282 --> 00:36:11,450
Now, just shut up.
687
00:36:15,997 --> 00:36:20,417
A couple of years ago, we found two
women naked from the waist down,
688
00:36:20,543 --> 00:36:23,713
sitting on those dryers
for their own enjoyment.
689
00:36:25,006 --> 00:36:26,007
(CHUCKLES)
690
00:36:26,215 --> 00:36:28,896
You wouldn't happen to have been
doing anything like that, would you?
691
00:36:30,219 --> 00:36:31,679
I'm more of
a dishwasher kind of gal, sir.
692
00:36:31,762 --> 00:36:33,222
(STIFLING LAUGHTER)
693
00:36:34,264 --> 00:36:36,099
What?
Nothing.
694
00:36:42,773 --> 00:36:44,400
Glad you're making
new friends, Chapman.
695
00:36:45,693 --> 00:36:46,903
I'm writing you both a shot.
696
00:36:46,986 --> 00:36:48,821
Now get the hell
out of my office.
697
00:36:52,616 --> 00:36:53,993
Chapman.
698
00:36:54,911 --> 00:36:58,163
You think if I wrote stories about
you, I might make the papers?
699
00:36:59,999 --> 00:37:02,960
'Cause I'm gathering
a nice collection here.
700
00:37:07,673 --> 00:37:11,385
WOMAN OVER PA: Due to repairs, clean
clothes can be picked up tomorrow.
701
00:37:14,346 --> 00:37:15,681
(COUGHING)
702
00:37:21,896 --> 00:37:24,607
Whoa. You moved her in?
The fuck is she doing?
703
00:37:24,690 --> 00:37:28,193
What I told her to do.
And watch your tone.
704
00:37:28,277 --> 00:37:30,112
It's my bunk, too.
I get no say in this?
705
00:37:30,237 --> 00:37:32,949
No one gets a say. She was
assigned by her counselor.
706
00:37:33,074 --> 00:37:34,155
And she'll be good for you.
707
00:37:34,241 --> 00:37:35,576
She never talks.
708
00:37:35,701 --> 00:37:37,078
You might learn something.
709
00:37:41,665 --> 00:37:43,333
I've got friends
of my own, you know.
710
00:37:43,459 --> 00:37:44,543
There's other people
in this prison,
711
00:37:44,627 --> 00:37:46,587
not just the ones who drink
your goddamn Kool-Aid.
712
00:37:46,670 --> 00:37:50,758
Are you finished? You're
starting to sound finished.
713
00:37:52,342 --> 00:37:53,594
(SCOFFS)
714
00:37:58,682 --> 00:38:00,017
What, huh?
715
00:38:09,693 --> 00:38:10,694
(MEN SPEAKING RUSSIAN)
716
00:38:10,820 --> 00:38:11,946
We had fun as usual.
717
00:38:12,029 --> 00:38:12,989
(LAUGHING)
718
00:38:13,114 --> 00:38:14,364
It couldn't be any other way.
719
00:38:16,283 --> 00:38:18,494
The music was beautiful,
the weather was great.
720
00:38:19,620 --> 00:38:20,997
We had a lot of fun.
721
00:38:22,748 --> 00:38:24,207
Dimitri. So good to see you.
722
00:38:24,333 --> 00:38:25,626
Good to see you too.
723
00:38:26,710 --> 00:38:28,337
I didn't know to expect you.
724
00:38:28,420 --> 00:38:31,715
Wait a minute, you've got to have some
Khalva back there or something, no?
725
00:38:31,841 --> 00:38:35,678
Something sweet for us?
To go with the coffee?
726
00:38:43,310 --> 00:38:44,353
(SPEAKING RUSSIAN)
727
00:38:44,436 --> 00:38:45,562
Of course.
728
00:38:45,813 --> 00:38:47,773
I'll do it now, right away.
729
00:38:53,779 --> 00:38:58,241
Anyway, our guy looked into the
government contracts thing.
730
00:38:58,367 --> 00:38:59,493
Schools, hospitals.
731
00:38:59,618 --> 00:39:00,744
Yeah?
732
00:39:00,870 --> 00:39:02,872
Looks like we'll be able
to work something out.
733
00:39:10,337 --> 00:39:14,383
To this motherfucking
wanker right here.
734
00:39:14,550 --> 00:39:15,759
Here we go.
735
00:39:15,885 --> 00:39:20,597
To the first of many articles in
world-class publishing and the like.
736
00:39:20,890 --> 00:39:25,268
After this comes the book deal,
and then the movie deal,
737
00:39:25,561 --> 00:39:29,773
and then the inevitable
sexual harassment scandal.
738
00:39:29,899 --> 00:39:31,274
(PETE LAUGHING)
739
00:39:31,400 --> 00:39:32,693
(PETE CLEARS THROAT)
740
00:39:32,776 --> 00:39:34,570
PETE: Big-time newspaperman.
741
00:39:35,905 --> 00:39:36,864
Salud!
742
00:39:36,947 --> 00:39:37,948
ALL: Salud!
743
00:39:38,199 --> 00:39:39,449
Cheers.
Salud.
744
00:39:39,575 --> 00:39:40,743
PETE: Cheers.
745
00:39:42,369 --> 00:39:44,538
Thank you. Thank you, guys.
746
00:39:45,706 --> 00:39:46,874
PETE: Mmm.
747
00:39:51,962 --> 00:39:53,296
PETE: It's my shout.
748
00:39:54,840 --> 00:39:56,175
You having an okay time?
749
00:39:57,342 --> 00:40:01,471
What? Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Of course.
750
00:40:02,347 --> 00:40:03,348
(CLEARS THROAT)
751
00:40:03,724 --> 00:40:07,228
This is great.
Really, Polly, thank you.
752
00:40:07,310 --> 00:40:09,230
This is awesome.
753
00:40:09,312 --> 00:40:11,440
It must be hard without her.
754
00:40:11,523 --> 00:40:12,566
You have no idea.
755
00:40:12,649 --> 00:40:14,193
She'd want you to have
a good time, I'm sure.
756
00:40:14,276 --> 00:40:15,778
Yeah, I know.
757
00:40:15,861 --> 00:40:17,780
Doesn't make it any easier, though.
Right.
758
00:40:17,863 --> 00:40:19,281
Probably makes it harder.
759
00:40:19,406 --> 00:40:20,824
Bingo.
760
00:40:21,033 --> 00:40:22,034
(SIGHS)
761
00:40:23,452 --> 00:40:26,038
I know I should be
feeling thrilled right now.
762
00:40:26,663 --> 00:40:31,418
I'm in print, I'm young-ish.
763
00:40:32,253 --> 00:40:35,505
And I'm healthy. Also "ish."
764
00:40:37,424 --> 00:40:43,513
I'm alive. I'm a living, breathing
thing, and it's really...
765
00:40:43,639 --> 00:40:45,808
It's overwhelming
how lucky I am.
766
00:40:47,559 --> 00:40:51,063
But yet every night
I go to bed,
767
00:40:51,897 --> 00:40:53,690
and I have this
gnawing feeling.
768
00:40:53,816 --> 00:40:56,693
Like what I've
got is not enough.
769
00:40:57,611 --> 00:40:59,931
And every morning I wake up
thinking the feeling'll be gone,
770
00:40:59,989 --> 00:41:02,866
but it's not.
771
00:41:05,535 --> 00:41:08,664
Does that make me a selfish,
772
00:41:08,747 --> 00:41:12,668
fucking ungrateful douche bag?
773
00:41:14,670 --> 00:41:15,963
Larry, honey...
774
00:41:16,046 --> 00:41:17,047
Hmm?
775
00:41:17,673 --> 00:41:18,924
Take me to the hospital.
776
00:41:19,508 --> 00:41:21,677
Now? Now?
Now.
777
00:41:23,720 --> 00:41:25,639
This fiance of yours...
778
00:41:25,889 --> 00:41:27,432
Hmm?
(INMATES COUGHING)
779
00:41:28,100 --> 00:41:30,186
What's it like when
he comes to visit?
780
00:41:30,644 --> 00:41:31,979
It's good.
781
00:41:36,650 --> 00:41:38,194
It's weird.
782
00:41:42,031 --> 00:41:46,035
Sometimes it feels like
there's never enough time,
783
00:41:47,536 --> 00:41:49,371
and then sometimes
784
00:41:50,706 --> 00:41:52,791
it feels like
785
00:41:52,875 --> 00:41:56,295
there's actually too much.
786
00:41:56,712 --> 00:41:57,921
What do you mean by that?
787
00:41:58,088 --> 00:42:01,424
There's no menu, or basket
of bread on the table,
788
00:42:02,384 --> 00:42:04,178
or TV to glance at.
789
00:42:05,262 --> 00:42:09,308
It's just us,
looking at each other,
790
00:42:09,683 --> 00:42:11,393
which can be great.
791
00:42:12,853 --> 00:42:14,479
And it should be.
792
00:42:16,606 --> 00:42:18,275
But sometimes...
793
00:42:22,738 --> 00:42:25,532
You just need to look away.
794
00:42:30,246 --> 00:42:33,540
Someone told me that you
never have had a visitor.
795
00:42:36,459 --> 00:42:38,254
Can I ask why?
796
00:42:45,594 --> 00:42:47,930
I guess I just
had to look away.
797
00:42:57,231 --> 00:42:58,274
PIPER: Larry?
798
00:42:59,275 --> 00:43:01,277
Hey. I'm just relaxing,
being normal.
799
00:43:01,402 --> 00:43:02,485
Reading about, uh...
800
00:43:04,738 --> 00:43:08,242
Piper, that's my rinsing cup. Piper,
you put a pee stick in my rinsing cup.
801
00:43:08,325 --> 00:43:09,826
Well, you put your
pee stick in my vagina.
802
00:43:09,952 --> 00:43:11,472
And that's why
we're in this situation.
803
00:43:11,536 --> 00:43:14,831
I love it when you call my
mighty staff a pee stick.
804
00:43:17,918 --> 00:43:19,878
I think I might want it.
805
00:43:21,838 --> 00:43:23,465
My mighty staff? (CHUCKLES)
806
00:43:25,801 --> 00:43:27,094
Piper, there is no "it" yet.
807
00:43:27,177 --> 00:43:28,762
I know. But if there is...
808
00:43:32,141 --> 00:43:33,683
You're going to prison
in three months.
809
00:43:33,809 --> 00:43:35,689
I know. I could be pregnant
while I'm in prison.
810
00:43:35,811 --> 00:43:37,354
What else am I
gonna be doing in there?
811
00:43:37,479 --> 00:43:39,982
How did we go from
not talking about kids at all
812
00:43:40,107 --> 00:43:41,317
to starting a prison family?
813
00:43:41,483 --> 00:43:43,764
People are always saying that
there's never a perfect time.
814
00:43:43,819 --> 00:43:47,697
(CHUCKLING) Okay, I'm not sure that
our current situation applies here.
815
00:43:50,826 --> 00:43:52,911
Are we at least gonna
talk about other options?
816
00:43:54,997 --> 00:43:55,998
You mean...
817
00:43:56,581 --> 00:43:59,251
It's not Voldemort.
You can say it. Abortion.
818
00:43:59,835 --> 00:44:00,836
Oh.
819
00:44:00,961 --> 00:44:04,465
Look, not... Okay, not that
I'd insist, Piper. Okay? I...
820
00:44:05,257 --> 00:44:08,260
Your body, yourself.
It's a wonderland.
821
00:44:08,344 --> 00:44:09,845
I just...
822
00:44:11,096 --> 00:44:13,432
I'm just... I'm still
stuck in the mindset
823
00:44:13,515 --> 00:44:15,976
that I've been in
for so long. I don't...
824
00:44:16,185 --> 00:44:18,645
Like when Polly
and Pete told us,
825
00:44:19,355 --> 00:44:22,191
I felt panicked for them
before I remembered
826
00:44:22,316 --> 00:44:24,117
that people actually want
to get pregnant now.
827
00:44:24,193 --> 00:44:26,153
So you're saying
that you don't want it.
828
00:44:27,529 --> 00:44:30,157
I want to have a family with you, Piper.
Of course.
829
00:44:30,240 --> 00:44:32,742
So, listen. You know
all those conversations
830
00:44:32,868 --> 00:44:37,539
that we've had about making
my time in there meaningful?
831
00:44:39,458 --> 00:44:42,752
Well, we could, we could
start a new future now,
832
00:44:42,878 --> 00:44:43,879
instead of waiting.
833
00:44:45,797 --> 00:44:47,757
Piper,
the baby would come home,
834
00:44:47,883 --> 00:44:49,885
and you would still be in jail.
835
00:44:52,553 --> 00:44:55,891
Let's see what the pee stick
has to say about this.
836
00:45:06,735 --> 00:45:08,111
I feel sad.
837
00:45:10,489 --> 00:45:12,324
I feel sad that you feel sad.
838
00:45:22,292 --> 00:45:25,586
He's beautiful.
I mean, I don't know.
839
00:45:25,670 --> 00:45:28,173
That's what you're supposed to say, right?
It's a baby.
840
00:45:28,257 --> 00:45:29,417
You have to say it's amazing.
841
00:45:29,425 --> 00:45:30,633
I mean, you can't say,
842
00:45:30,759 --> 00:45:32,593
"It's amazing how much he
looks like John Goodman."
843
00:45:32,677 --> 00:45:34,930
Okay, so tell me everything.
From the very beginning.
844
00:45:35,055 --> 00:45:36,098
You got Polly into the...
845
00:45:36,181 --> 00:45:37,849
I got Polly in,
she's changing into her gown,
846
00:45:37,933 --> 00:45:39,059
and she's like,
"Where's Pete?" Yes.
847
00:45:39,142 --> 00:45:40,269
"Where the hell is Pete?"
848
00:45:40,352 --> 00:45:43,355
So I go out and he's not in the
waiting room, he's not in the lobby.
849
00:45:43,439 --> 00:45:46,691
I look outside. He is...
He's on the ground, Piper.
850
00:45:46,775 --> 00:45:49,736
He's on the fucking pavement,
wrestling with the cab driver.
851
00:45:49,861 --> 00:45:51,029
Jesus!
852
00:45:51,154 --> 00:45:52,281
Yeah. He left his
credit card at the bar.
853
00:45:52,406 --> 00:45:55,616
And I can't pay the guy, 'cause of
course Pete had done his whole,
854
00:45:55,742 --> 00:45:58,245
you know, "Don't bring a cent.
Your money's no good here.
855
00:45:58,328 --> 00:45:59,580
"Tonight is your night, mate,"
856
00:45:59,662 --> 00:46:02,958
so I had to let the guy run the
meter until Polly's dad got there.
857
00:46:03,041 --> 00:46:06,086
And Polly's dad
rolled his eyes, 'cause...
858
00:46:06,169 --> 00:46:07,754
Of course he rolled
his fucking eyes!
859
00:46:07,837 --> 00:46:09,965
And I'm like, "P.S., dickhead,
I just saved your grandchild
860
00:46:10,090 --> 00:46:11,967
"from being born
on a gin-soaked
861
00:46:12,134 --> 00:46:13,969
"shuffleboard table.
You're welcome."
862
00:46:14,094 --> 00:46:15,636
Did she get the extra stitch?
863
00:46:16,805 --> 00:46:17,889
I don't know what that is.
864
00:46:17,973 --> 00:46:20,058
But everyone was
asking about you, Pipes.
865
00:46:20,142 --> 00:46:21,935
I mean, everyone at the bar.
866
00:46:22,018 --> 00:46:24,521
Literally every
chance they got.
867
00:46:24,645 --> 00:46:26,231
People like you, Piper Chapman.
868
00:46:27,648 --> 00:46:28,817
Even people that
haven't met you.
869
00:46:28,900 --> 00:46:31,278
One of Polly's friends? She said
she felt like she knows you
870
00:46:31,361 --> 00:46:33,405
because of how well
I captured your spirit.
871
00:46:36,992 --> 00:46:38,785
She doesn't know me.
872
00:46:41,830 --> 00:46:44,374
That girl that you wrote about?
That's not me.
873
00:46:44,500 --> 00:46:45,834
What do you mean?
874
00:46:50,964 --> 00:46:52,341
Nothing.
875
00:46:55,344 --> 00:46:58,096
Do you think that I'm a
narcissist or a horse's ass?
876
00:46:58,180 --> 00:47:01,682
What? No, of course not.
Why would you say that?
877
00:47:05,020 --> 00:47:06,771
(VOICE BREAKING)
I missed your party.
878
00:47:09,690 --> 00:47:12,319
I couldn't get the dryer open.
879
00:47:13,111 --> 00:47:16,532
And I wasn't there when my
best friend had her baby.
880
00:47:18,450 --> 00:47:20,202
It's just shitty.
881
00:47:23,830 --> 00:47:25,040
I know.
882
00:47:26,875 --> 00:47:28,335
(CRYING)
883
00:47:32,713 --> 00:47:33,674
(LAUGHS)
884
00:47:37,135 --> 00:47:39,221
(INMATES CLAMORING)
885
00:47:58,281 --> 00:47:59,324
I got her.
886
00:48:06,956 --> 00:48:07,999
(SPEAKING SPANISH)
887
00:48:08,083 --> 00:48:10,168
Come on, honey.
You're not alone.
888
00:48:33,233 --> 00:48:35,235
(MUSIC PLAYING ON HEADPHONES)
889
00:48:45,954 --> 00:48:46,955
(MUSIC STOPS)
890
00:48:48,039 --> 00:48:49,499
This room is for prayer.
891
00:48:49,625 --> 00:48:50,917
Never heard of it.
892
00:48:51,000 --> 00:48:52,127
(SIGHS)
893
00:48:52,544 --> 00:48:53,836
We need to talk.
894
00:48:58,883 --> 00:49:01,136
Heard about your old roommate.
895
00:49:01,219 --> 00:49:03,846
Sent down to seg,
and an extended sentence.
896
00:49:03,972 --> 00:49:05,307
It's a raw deal.
897
00:49:06,099 --> 00:49:07,183
Yeah.
898
00:49:09,311 --> 00:49:11,563
I got a couple questions
that I need to ask you.
899
00:49:11,647 --> 00:49:13,649
I think you may know
the answers to 'em.
900
00:49:13,774 --> 00:49:16,901
About Red and the way
that she runs her business.
901
00:49:23,366 --> 00:49:26,161
And I would think that a smart,
savvy person like yourself
902
00:49:26,286 --> 00:49:27,663
would know an opportunity...
903
00:49:27,746 --> 00:49:29,205
Neptune's Produce.
904
00:49:29,414 --> 00:49:31,667
You wanna know how she
gets the contraband in?
905
00:49:31,792 --> 00:49:35,003
That's it.
Now leave me the fuck alone.
906
00:49:39,299 --> 00:49:40,841
(MUSIC PLAYING ON HEADPHONES)
907
00:49:48,183 --> 00:49:50,185
WOMAN OVER PA:
Reminder, ladies,
908
00:49:50,352 --> 00:49:52,354
to wash your hands,
and do not share towels.
909
00:49:53,188 --> 00:49:55,732
Clean ladies are
healthy ladies.
910
00:49:55,856 --> 00:49:57,734
(ALL CHATTERING)
911
00:50:00,696 --> 00:50:02,238
(LAUGHING) I know, right?
All right.
912
00:50:02,364 --> 00:50:03,990
INMATE: Later.
913
00:50:15,794 --> 00:50:17,253
What's up, T?
914
00:50:20,716 --> 00:50:21,717
(CHUCKLES)
915
00:50:22,008 --> 00:50:23,426
Yo, we gotta get some hot sauce
916
00:50:23,552 --> 00:50:24,927
in this bitch,
like you said, man.
917
00:50:25,053 --> 00:50:27,514
Tapatio, Texas Pete...
Shit, I don't even care.
918
00:50:28,807 --> 00:50:30,809
Yo, if that shit
don't come through soon,
919
00:50:30,933 --> 00:50:32,893
you gotta start
filibustin' the WAC.
920
00:50:33,019 --> 00:50:34,771
I heard back from the board.
921
00:50:37,440 --> 00:50:39,984
Yo, T, them motherfuckers don't know shit.
You know that.
922
00:50:40,068 --> 00:50:41,528
I'm getting out.
923
00:50:44,113 --> 00:50:45,323
Wait, you ain't playin'?
924
00:50:45,532 --> 00:50:46,533
No.
925
00:50:46,742 --> 00:50:49,703
(BOTH LAUGHING)
926
00:50:49,910 --> 00:50:51,329
Tays!
927
00:50:52,080 --> 00:50:53,248
(GIGGLING)
928
00:50:53,749 --> 00:50:55,166
POUSSEY: Oh, my...
929
00:51:03,341 --> 00:51:05,343
MAN OVER PA:
Mail delivery will be delayed
930
00:51:05,468 --> 00:51:07,470
as letters are being
screened for anthrax.
931
00:51:08,221 --> 00:51:10,766
So, you have
experience in kitchens.
932
00:51:11,600 --> 00:51:13,309
Food preparation?
933
00:51:15,144 --> 00:51:16,937
Some experience. Yes.
934
00:51:17,938 --> 00:51:20,108
Maybe we can get
you a job in here.
935
00:51:20,233 --> 00:51:23,445
You know, Angie, our last cook,
she's no longer with us.
936
00:51:23,528 --> 00:51:24,945
She got out?
937
00:51:26,114 --> 00:51:28,324
Yeah, something like that.
938
00:51:31,453 --> 00:51:32,953
GUARD: Romano?
939
00:51:37,417 --> 00:51:39,001
Reznikov.
Red.
940
00:51:39,628 --> 00:51:41,588
Show her the ropes tomorrow.
941
00:51:41,671 --> 00:51:43,465
I look forward to it.
942
00:51:54,810 --> 00:51:57,437
GUARD: Okay. Let me show
you around over here.
943
00:52:16,498 --> 00:52:17,791
Got a minute there, cowboy?
944
00:52:17,874 --> 00:52:18,999
Everything okay?
945
00:52:19,125 --> 00:52:23,003
Of course it is. We just gotta
have a little talk, you and me.
946
00:52:35,141 --> 00:52:36,518
Go ahead.
947
00:52:39,145 --> 00:52:41,731
(WOMAN SPEAKING
INDISTINCTLY OVER PA)
948
00:52:45,527 --> 00:52:47,069
(COUGHING)
949
00:52:48,697 --> 00:52:49,865
You sick, too?
950
00:52:52,408 --> 00:52:53,535
(SIGHING) Oh.
951
00:52:54,536 --> 00:52:56,412
Yeah, it got me a day late.
952
00:52:56,913 --> 00:52:58,080
Sorry.
953
00:53:03,879 --> 00:53:06,422
What, are you a vampire now?
Do you need an invitation?
954
00:53:08,758 --> 00:53:10,385
Not too close, though.
I'm contagious.
955
00:53:10,510 --> 00:53:12,303
I know.
956
00:53:17,559 --> 00:53:21,563
I'm plotting my revenge on that
redneck fucking Deliverance extra.
957
00:53:21,688 --> 00:53:23,231
If you want in.
958
00:53:23,481 --> 00:53:24,649
Maybe.
959
00:53:28,361 --> 00:53:30,947
You seem depressed.
Even for prison.
960
00:53:33,324 --> 00:53:35,493
You know, if you ever
wanna talk about it,
961
00:53:35,618 --> 00:53:37,829
that's what
the counselors are for.
962
00:53:38,371 --> 00:53:39,915
(LAUGHING)
963
00:53:41,666 --> 00:53:42,918
(COUGHING)
964
00:53:45,003 --> 00:53:48,339
Personally, I went on sad
drugs when I got here,
965
00:53:48,423 --> 00:53:50,008
and they worked for a while,
966
00:53:50,090 --> 00:53:52,761
but now I just cheek 'em and
trade 'em for black eyeliner.
967
00:53:52,844 --> 00:53:53,845
(CHUCKLES)
968
00:53:54,178 --> 00:53:55,179
(SNIFFLES)
969
00:53:56,096 --> 00:53:58,266
They make me constipated.
970
00:53:58,516 --> 00:54:02,311
I would rather shit and cry than
strain and nap all the time.
971
00:54:05,273 --> 00:54:06,775
What's wrong?
972
00:54:07,692 --> 00:54:08,735
Really.
973
00:54:10,110 --> 00:54:12,112
He wrote an article about me.
974
00:54:12,238 --> 00:54:13,615
The fiance?
Mmm-hmm.
975
00:54:15,283 --> 00:54:17,077
"One Sentence,
Two Prisoners."
976
00:54:17,159 --> 00:54:18,286
Oh, it's a terrible title.
977
00:54:18,411 --> 00:54:19,537
I know.
978
00:54:19,704 --> 00:54:22,540
And I'm happy for him,
but he got...
979
00:54:23,416 --> 00:54:27,879
He got so much of it so wrong.
980
00:54:30,673 --> 00:54:32,926
I'm not somebody's girlfriend.
981
00:54:35,929 --> 00:54:39,724
I'm not some cool story at a
yuppie fucking cocktail party.
982
00:54:39,808 --> 00:54:42,644
"You did a year in the Peace Corps?
I did a year in prison."
983
00:54:43,227 --> 00:54:44,854
Fuck, no!
984
00:54:45,187 --> 00:54:47,273
Those things we did,
you and me,
985
00:54:47,398 --> 00:54:49,484
that wasn't adventure
or a romp.
986
00:54:56,616 --> 00:54:58,409
That was my life.
987
00:55:04,082 --> 00:55:05,541
You want me to kill him?
988
00:55:06,501 --> 00:55:07,669
(ALEX SNICKERS)
989
00:55:08,878 --> 00:55:11,714
I may be a sick lesbian
in a prison bunk,
990
00:55:11,840 --> 00:55:14,467
but I got a couple tricks up my sleeve.
(LAUGHS)
991
00:55:16,552 --> 00:55:18,346
(SIGHING) Ugh.
992
00:55:19,014 --> 00:55:21,390
I feel like I am
missing so much.
993
00:55:25,353 --> 00:55:26,562
Me, too.
994
00:55:47,042 --> 00:55:48,584
Why are you making that face?
995
00:55:50,086 --> 00:55:51,462
(SNEEZES)
996
00:55:54,716 --> 00:55:55,717
(SNIFFLES)
997
00:55:56,092 --> 00:55:57,343
Shit.
998
00:56:05,852 --> 00:56:07,187
(MARITZA CLEARS THROAT)
999
00:56:08,228 --> 00:56:11,607
I brought you this.
In case you throw up.
1000
00:56:12,274 --> 00:56:14,819
Keep it there
till you feel better.
1001
00:56:14,944 --> 00:56:16,029
Thanks.
1002
00:56:18,406 --> 00:56:20,200
She have the baby?
Yeah.
1003
00:56:20,950 --> 00:56:22,410
11:53 p.m.
1004
00:56:22,827 --> 00:56:25,830
Some blanca guesser
bitch won the Twix.
1005
00:56:34,047 --> 00:56:35,048
(SPEAKING SPANISH)
1006
00:56:35,131 --> 00:56:36,298
How are you feeling?
1007
00:56:37,425 --> 00:56:38,467
Fine.
1008
00:56:39,677 --> 00:56:41,971
Everyone else seems
to be getting over it.
1009
00:56:42,097 --> 00:56:44,432
I should be back
to normal soon.
1010
00:56:45,433 --> 00:56:46,976
You ain't got what
everybody else has.
1011
00:56:47,102 --> 00:56:48,310
How do you know?
1012
00:56:48,436 --> 00:56:50,939
'Cause your tits
are popping out of your shirt.
1013
00:56:51,022 --> 00:56:53,816
Same shit happened to me
every fuckin' time.
1014
00:56:53,942 --> 00:56:55,193
Every time what?
1015
00:56:56,986 --> 00:56:58,613
You'll feel better
in nine months.
1016
00:57:11,126 --> 00:57:21,464
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