1 00:00:00,006 --> 00:00:02,008 [cell door slams] 2 00:00:02,117 --> 00:00:03,535 [theme song playing] 3 00:00:05,000 --> 00:00:11,074 Watch Movies, Series & LiveTV www.flixify.app 4 00:00:50,499 --> 00:00:52,334 [cell door slams] 5 00:01:08,100 --> 00:01:10,102 [cell door slams] 6 00:01:10,103 --> 00:01:12,552 synced and corrected by Caio www.addic7ed.com 7 00:01:13,105 --> 00:01:15,107 [inmates laughing] 8 00:01:28,453 --> 00:01:29,579 [Big Boo] Sit, sit, sit. 9 00:01:29,663 --> 00:01:31,165 We don't give a shit about the movie. 10 00:01:31,248 --> 00:01:33,333 My heart is beating so fast right now. 11 00:01:33,417 --> 00:01:36,336 Bony, rat-faced son of a bitch deserved to grow an ass tulip. 12 00:01:36,420 --> 00:01:37,671 What in the fuck is wrong with us? 13 00:01:37,754 --> 00:01:39,506 We ain't rapey enough. 14 00:01:39,589 --> 00:01:41,675 I mean, I sure as hell don't wanna keep staring down that 15 00:01:41,758 --> 00:01:45,387 naked, hairy butthole and trying to pull apart them sticky cheeks. 16 00:01:45,470 --> 00:01:49,683 Do you think that he agonized over this like some little bitch? 17 00:01:50,559 --> 00:01:53,562 No. He planned his rape, and he raped his plan. 18 00:01:53,645 --> 00:01:55,105 He didn't plan it. 19 00:01:55,189 --> 00:01:59,193 At least not the first time. How do I know that he didn't feel bad? 20 00:01:59,276 --> 00:02:02,487 I mean, after he came? He could actually hate himself. 21 00:02:02,571 --> 00:02:04,531 Well, he fucking should. He's a rapist. 22 00:02:04,614 --> 00:02:05,740 Well, then maybe it's good 23 00:02:05,824 --> 00:02:09,244 that we didn't shove a carrot down his rabbit hole, 24 00:02:09,328 --> 00:02:12,331 'cause we could be sitting here, hating on ourselves too, Boo. 25 00:02:12,414 --> 00:02:14,124 Face it... 26 00:02:14,208 --> 00:02:17,544 we ain't Swedish enough to be splitting his starfish. 27 00:02:18,628 --> 00:02:21,215 And I ain't a rapist. I ain't, and I feel good about it. 28 00:02:21,298 --> 00:02:25,427 Well, I hope that is a consolation tomorrow when you have van duty. 29 00:02:26,386 --> 00:02:27,387 Shit. 30 00:02:27,471 --> 00:02:28,930 Oh. 31 00:02:29,013 --> 00:02:33,310 Maybe I'll drink that Mexican diarrhea tea that the fat chicolos make, 32 00:02:33,393 --> 00:02:34,644 and I'll be too sick to work. 33 00:02:34,728 --> 00:02:37,189 Yeah, that's great, but what about the next day, 34 00:02:37,272 --> 00:02:39,191 and the day after that and the next? 35 00:02:39,899 --> 00:02:42,944 He's got you. God, there's no fucking justice! 36 00:02:43,027 --> 00:02:45,364 Yeah, and I really don't like tea. 37 00:02:54,789 --> 00:02:55,832 Hmm? 38 00:02:55,915 --> 00:02:58,543 -I'm freaking the fuck out. -Relax, I'll catch you up. 39 00:02:58,627 --> 00:03:01,171 See, she's uptight, right, and he's this unpredictable sous chef-- 40 00:03:01,255 --> 00:03:04,007 No, Soso is dead in the library. 41 00:03:05,175 --> 00:03:08,595 For real, I think. Look, I walked in... 42 00:03:08,678 --> 00:03:10,096 Go find a CO. 43 00:03:10,180 --> 00:03:11,306 No, I wanna see. Where is she? 44 00:03:11,390 --> 00:03:12,766 Will you please just come? 45 00:03:12,849 --> 00:03:14,226 Can we see? 46 00:03:14,309 --> 00:03:16,936 Oh, please, please, please, please, with extra sugar on top. 47 00:03:17,020 --> 00:03:18,230 -Please, please... -Okay. 48 00:03:18,313 --> 00:03:20,982 You save our seats, and tell me everything I miss. 49 00:03:21,065 --> 00:03:22,192 Fine. 50 00:03:23,860 --> 00:03:27,572 [Crazy Eyes] Dead bodies. Dead bodies, dead bodies, dead bodies, dead bodies. 51 00:03:27,656 --> 00:03:28,907 Come on. 52 00:03:43,130 --> 00:03:44,589 [blows air] 53 00:03:45,632 --> 00:03:47,342 -She ain't dead. -She ain't? 54 00:03:47,426 --> 00:03:49,386 I done seen enough dead to know alive. 55 00:03:49,469 --> 00:03:51,095 -[sighs] -[groans] 56 00:03:57,227 --> 00:03:58,353 Here. 57 00:04:00,855 --> 00:04:02,816 What we gonna do with her? 58 00:04:02,899 --> 00:04:05,610 If only we had an invisibility cloak. 59 00:04:05,694 --> 00:04:08,988 Or an extremely deep and wide belly button. 60 00:04:09,072 --> 00:04:10,157 Stop it. 61 00:04:10,240 --> 00:04:12,242 Man, we need to make sure the girl don't go to Psych. 62 00:04:12,326 --> 00:04:16,663 No. Like, N-O, no. Psych's so bad. 63 00:04:16,746 --> 00:04:18,582 I wouldn't even wish it on the people running it. 64 00:04:18,665 --> 00:04:20,959 Although that would be poetic in its own way. 65 00:04:21,042 --> 00:04:22,043 On my count, all right? 66 00:04:22,126 --> 00:04:24,879 One, two... [grunts] 67 00:04:24,963 --> 00:04:26,340 Watch her head, watch her head. 68 00:04:26,423 --> 00:04:27,507 [Crazy Eyes] Got it. Got it. I got it. 69 00:04:27,591 --> 00:04:29,843 [Taystee] All right, you get the front. I got the back. 70 00:04:29,926 --> 00:04:31,595 [piano music plays] 71 00:04:41,145 --> 00:04:43,315 [Brook's mom] Three, four, and wrong! 72 00:04:48,612 --> 00:04:49,613 Well? 73 00:04:49,696 --> 00:04:55,034 I skipped the final repetition and played directly into the coda. 74 00:04:55,118 --> 00:04:56,536 You thought I wouldn't notice? 75 00:04:57,454 --> 00:04:59,122 Do you know what happens to cheaters? 76 00:04:59,914 --> 00:05:00,957 They go to hell. 77 00:05:02,125 --> 00:05:03,126 Who told you that? 78 00:05:04,794 --> 00:05:05,837 Brook! 79 00:05:07,256 --> 00:05:08,673 Reverend Pat Roberts. 80 00:05:09,799 --> 00:05:12,219 I didn't watch TV on purpose. 81 00:05:12,302 --> 00:05:15,305 Jessica's parents always have The 700 Club on. 82 00:05:15,389 --> 00:05:18,767 And that's why Jessica never places at the science fair. 83 00:05:20,143 --> 00:05:22,646 There is no hell. There is no heaven. 84 00:05:22,729 --> 00:05:27,108 When we die, all that remains are the memories of our achievements. 85 00:05:27,191 --> 00:05:31,571 And cheaters are very quickly forgotten. 86 00:05:31,655 --> 00:05:33,407 Again. 87 00:05:35,241 --> 00:05:37,411 Play. And sit up straight! 88 00:05:39,871 --> 00:05:42,206 Hey. You have a nice day? 89 00:05:43,249 --> 00:05:44,543 We went to Olive Garden. 90 00:05:44,626 --> 00:05:47,128 Well, I had a good day, too. Helped some inmates. 91 00:05:47,211 --> 00:05:49,548 Your Russian friend? 92 00:05:49,631 --> 00:05:51,341 Yeah, and an Asian girl. 93 00:05:52,258 --> 00:05:55,470 Had a case of jailbird blues. Hey... 94 00:05:57,180 --> 00:06:00,350 did you ever consider that you're technically Asian? 95 00:06:00,434 --> 00:06:03,227 Round-eyed Asian with blond hair? 96 00:06:03,312 --> 00:06:04,563 I'm Ukrainian. 97 00:06:06,356 --> 00:06:08,400 I'm making a joke. 98 00:06:12,070 --> 00:06:13,447 [objects clatter] 99 00:06:15,198 --> 00:06:18,577 You know, it wouldn't kill you to smile once in a while. 100 00:06:20,244 --> 00:06:22,872 It's not like I'm asking you to sleep in my bed... 101 00:06:23,998 --> 00:06:27,126 or bring me back leftovers of Lasagna Classico... 102 00:06:28,753 --> 00:06:30,797 which you pay for with my money, 103 00:06:30,880 --> 00:06:34,718 which you know I enjoy, which you never finish! 104 00:06:36,470 --> 00:06:39,348 [speaking Russian] "I don't want to be a fat person." 105 00:06:42,642 --> 00:06:44,936 [speaking English] You know what? I had a really good day today. 106 00:06:45,019 --> 00:06:47,271 I had a really good day today. 107 00:06:48,523 --> 00:06:51,860 And I just wanted to come home and share it with you... 108 00:06:51,943 --> 00:06:53,362 and you don't care. 109 00:06:53,445 --> 00:06:54,696 At all! 110 00:06:56,990 --> 00:07:00,284 [speaking Russian] What do you really want from me? 111 00:07:01,202 --> 00:07:02,621 My freedom. 112 00:07:11,713 --> 00:07:15,133 [speaking English] I think you and your mother ought to go get an apartment. 113 00:07:15,216 --> 00:07:18,052 -I'll help you pay for it. -You would do that? 114 00:07:20,889 --> 00:07:24,100 I'm surrounded by women in captivity all day long. 115 00:07:25,352 --> 00:07:29,230 I don't need to come home to another one who feels like she's trapped in a cage. 116 00:07:39,991 --> 00:07:42,326 Well, what you waiting for? 117 00:07:42,411 --> 00:07:44,538 Why don't you... put your fingers down her throat? 118 00:07:44,621 --> 00:07:48,041 Knowing what to do does not make me bottom bitch of the vomitorium. 119 00:07:48,124 --> 00:07:50,377 Maybe stick your fingers down your own throat. 120 00:07:50,460 --> 00:07:54,130 People see or hear other people puke, makes them wanna do it. 121 00:07:54,213 --> 00:07:55,757 -Sympathetic vomiting. -[scoffs] 122 00:07:55,840 --> 00:07:57,801 Just... Fine, we wasting time. 123 00:07:57,884 --> 00:08:00,219 -Just fuck it. -No, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. 124 00:08:03,014 --> 00:08:04,057 Ew. 125 00:08:04,140 --> 00:08:05,392 -Easier cleanup. -Yeah. 126 00:08:05,475 --> 00:08:06,976 Okay. Good. Go. 127 00:08:10,188 --> 00:08:11,606 Okay. 128 00:08:14,192 --> 00:08:15,234 [retching] 129 00:08:15,318 --> 00:08:16,360 [Crazy Eyes] Yes. 130 00:08:16,445 --> 00:08:17,904 [coughing] 131 00:08:17,987 --> 00:08:20,323 -Oh, Jesus! -[Crazy Eyes laughing] 132 00:08:20,407 --> 00:08:21,741 [Taystee] Ew! 133 00:08:22,659 --> 00:08:24,368 Chunks! That's nasty! 134 00:08:24,453 --> 00:08:27,581 Hmm, but look at all them pills. 135 00:08:27,664 --> 00:08:28,998 Sympathetic vomiting. 136 00:08:29,082 --> 00:08:30,166 [gagging] 137 00:08:30,249 --> 00:08:31,626 Pull the drain. 138 00:08:31,710 --> 00:08:33,002 [Poussey retching] 139 00:08:34,212 --> 00:08:37,507 Now, should we stick a needle in her heart or something? 140 00:08:37,591 --> 00:08:41,344 This ain't Pulp Fiction, and that ain't heroin. 141 00:08:41,428 --> 00:08:42,554 Well, why ain't she awake? 142 00:08:42,637 --> 00:08:45,139 'Cause she ate fistfuls of pills like they was Tic Tacs 143 00:08:45,223 --> 00:08:47,767 -and she weighs three pounds. -Good point. 144 00:08:47,851 --> 00:08:50,144 We gotta watch her and make sure she doesn't stop breathing, 145 00:08:50,228 --> 00:08:52,313 and if she does, we give her CPR. 146 00:08:52,396 --> 00:08:53,482 [Poussey] Shit. 147 00:08:53,565 --> 00:08:57,401 Look, if that happens, man, you giving her the mouth-to-throw-up-mouth, all right? 148 00:08:58,361 --> 00:08:59,403 She okay? 149 00:09:00,196 --> 00:09:02,866 There's no blood in it, so that's good. 150 00:09:03,492 --> 00:09:04,868 -Huh. -[clicks tongue] 151 00:09:04,951 --> 00:09:07,036 She'll be fine. 152 00:09:07,120 --> 00:09:09,413 Man, why this shit gotta happen on movie night? 153 00:09:09,498 --> 00:09:10,999 Anybody want some cigarettes? 154 00:09:12,584 --> 00:09:15,128 I found these hanging from the drain. 155 00:09:17,046 --> 00:09:19,466 Relax. We go in, we make our case. 156 00:09:19,549 --> 00:09:22,844 Uh-uh. With Dad, we go in with one agenda, 157 00:09:22,927 --> 00:09:25,263 we come out excited to do the exact opposite. 158 00:09:25,346 --> 00:09:28,432 He's like a magical, manipulative wizard. 159 00:09:28,517 --> 00:09:31,185 There is no way either of us are gonna walk out of there 160 00:09:31,269 --> 00:09:35,649 thinking it's okay to punish the victim of a hate crime. 161 00:09:35,732 --> 00:09:38,568 "Burset comes out of the SHU." That's our mantra. 162 00:09:38,652 --> 00:09:40,194 -"Burset comes out of the SHU." -There you go. 163 00:09:40,278 --> 00:09:42,572 -Yeah. "Burset comes out of the SHU." -"Burset comes out of the SHU." 164 00:09:42,656 --> 00:09:45,324 Well, why don't we just drive back there and let her out ourselves? 165 00:09:45,408 --> 00:09:48,662 Okay, suppose we do that. Then what happens? 166 00:09:48,745 --> 00:09:50,121 We probably get fired. 167 00:09:50,204 --> 00:09:52,415 That's right. And then what? 168 00:09:52,499 --> 00:09:54,083 She gets thrown back in. 169 00:09:54,167 --> 00:09:56,670 But this time, there's no one around to help her. 170 00:09:56,753 --> 00:09:58,963 They'll bury her in there. You know that. 171 00:09:59,047 --> 00:10:02,175 -Let's do this right. -You're walking into the lion's den. 172 00:10:02,258 --> 00:10:03,968 I'm with a guy named Daniel. 173 00:10:04,052 --> 00:10:06,304 [chuckles] No one calls me that. 174 00:10:06,387 --> 00:10:09,516 And "Danny in the Lion's Den" sounds like the name of a picture book 175 00:10:09,599 --> 00:10:11,518 for slow, homeschooled kids. 176 00:10:11,601 --> 00:10:12,727 [snickering] 177 00:10:12,811 --> 00:10:15,605 -Joe, he's my dad. -And he's wrong. 178 00:10:15,689 --> 00:10:17,774 You need to stand up to him, tell him that. 179 00:10:17,857 --> 00:10:19,901 -He's gonna respect you for it. -[sighs] 180 00:10:19,984 --> 00:10:22,028 And if he doesn't, he's your dad, he's still gonna love you. 181 00:10:22,111 --> 00:10:25,949 Man, you know nothing about WASPs. 182 00:10:30,119 --> 00:10:33,122 Maybe you need to bust out the eggs again, like in the old days. 183 00:10:33,206 --> 00:10:34,457 Norma doesn't need that voodoo shit. 184 00:10:34,541 --> 00:10:36,710 [Gina] Well, maybe she does. I mean, no offense, Norma, 185 00:10:36,793 --> 00:10:39,921 but your latest gift seems to be making your flock disappear. 186 00:10:40,004 --> 00:10:43,007 Those quitters aren't Norma's sheep. They're rats. 187 00:10:43,091 --> 00:10:45,301 Don't rats leave the sinking ship first? 188 00:10:45,384 --> 00:10:47,887 Shut up, Angie. It's your fault everybody bailed. 189 00:10:47,971 --> 00:10:49,138 What did Angie do? 190 00:10:49,222 --> 00:10:52,726 I ruined my miracle by getting thrown in the SHU. 191 00:10:53,517 --> 00:10:56,104 Which was seriously the worst thing that's ever happened to me. 192 00:10:56,187 --> 00:10:59,983 Even counting that time I smoked crack thinking it was meth 193 00:11:00,066 --> 00:11:02,986 and then took four shots of Everclear and ate cat poop. 194 00:11:04,028 --> 00:11:07,741 [stammers] Maybe those quitter, rat-sheep girls are a little right. 195 00:11:07,824 --> 00:11:10,827 Like, if it was a miracle, shouldn't she be in France 196 00:11:10,910 --> 00:11:14,455 -or Albuquerque or something? -[sighs] 197 00:11:14,538 --> 00:11:18,209 I'm sorry, Holy Norma. I didn't mean to mess it up. 198 00:11:18,292 --> 00:11:19,460 [inhales sharply] 199 00:11:19,543 --> 00:11:22,546 You'll go back to making people cry, but in a good way, really soon. 200 00:11:22,631 --> 00:11:23,632 [sighs] 201 00:11:24,841 --> 00:11:25,842 [whispers] Get out. 202 00:11:25,925 --> 00:11:27,218 [sighs] 203 00:11:35,226 --> 00:11:36,477 [Leanne sighs] 204 00:11:36,560 --> 00:11:38,271 I heard a rumor we're getting new beds. 205 00:11:39,522 --> 00:11:41,858 Did your spirit friends have anything to do with that? 206 00:11:43,943 --> 00:11:48,031 [sighs] Look, people love a sign, you know? 207 00:11:49,115 --> 00:11:51,660 We're all looking for a clue that there's a reason for things, 208 00:11:51,743 --> 00:11:55,872 that everything's not all random and lonely, you know? 209 00:11:55,955 --> 00:12:00,459 Maybe focus on another miracle... one some dummy can't fuck up. 210 00:12:07,759 --> 00:12:09,427 What do you want, Gonzales? 211 00:12:09,510 --> 00:12:10,553 [sighs] 212 00:12:10,636 --> 00:12:13,181 Straight-up gangsta, Chapman. Respect. 213 00:12:13,264 --> 00:12:17,018 -I'm not the Godfather. -No. You're taller and tighter. 214 00:12:18,144 --> 00:12:19,353 It was business. 215 00:12:19,437 --> 00:12:21,272 So what's it gonna take for me to get back in? 216 00:12:21,355 --> 00:12:22,816 Have you actually seen The Godfather? 217 00:12:22,899 --> 00:12:26,235 You're the sour-pantied Luca Brasi. 218 00:12:26,319 --> 00:12:27,779 You sleep with the fishes. 219 00:12:27,862 --> 00:12:30,489 -I can help. -You're dead to me. 220 00:12:30,573 --> 00:12:31,615 Basta. 221 00:12:31,700 --> 00:12:33,534 Oh, come on, my mom is sick. 222 00:12:33,617 --> 00:12:35,203 Really? Is that the best that you can come up with? 223 00:12:35,286 --> 00:12:37,831 No! For real. 224 00:12:39,082 --> 00:12:40,333 She's got lymphoma, 225 00:12:40,416 --> 00:12:43,795 and the co-pays and shit are killing her faster than the cancer. 226 00:12:43,878 --> 00:12:45,421 [sighs] 227 00:12:45,504 --> 00:12:47,298 I gotta be able to help her. 228 00:12:47,381 --> 00:12:51,845 But instead, I'm stuck in this shithole, barely making enough to pay for Pantene. 229 00:12:53,346 --> 00:12:54,347 I'm sorry. 230 00:12:54,430 --> 00:12:58,601 Come on, Chapman, please. I know you're a good person. 231 00:12:58,684 --> 00:13:01,312 And think of all that sweet potorro tang I'm wasting. 232 00:13:01,395 --> 00:13:05,649 I'm begging and I don't do that 'cause I got Latin pride and shit. 233 00:13:05,734 --> 00:13:10,196 But I'm begging you for this, 'cause it's real stuff going on. 234 00:13:12,741 --> 00:13:15,201 You start off at a lower rate than everybody else. 235 00:13:15,284 --> 00:13:16,285 Thank you. 236 00:13:16,369 --> 00:13:18,621 -Thank you... -No hugging. Mmm-mmm. 237 00:13:19,956 --> 00:13:20,957 [sighs] 238 00:13:26,004 --> 00:13:27,046 It's none of my business, 239 00:13:27,130 --> 00:13:30,674 but you know that teardrop under her eye isn't real, right? 240 00:13:30,759 --> 00:13:33,970 You're right. It's literally none of your business. 241 00:13:34,053 --> 00:13:36,765 It's my business, and it's flourishing. 242 00:13:36,848 --> 00:13:40,309 How do you think that's gonna look? Bringing back the agitator-in-chief? 243 00:13:40,393 --> 00:13:43,687 Like I am a good and benevolent dictator. 244 00:13:43,772 --> 00:13:46,190 -[scoffs] -Like King Wangchuck of Bhutan. 245 00:13:46,274 --> 00:13:48,567 He created the Gross National Happiness scale 246 00:13:48,651 --> 00:13:52,738 so his people would be content and remain loyal. 247 00:13:52,822 --> 00:13:54,490 And how did that work out for him? 248 00:13:55,533 --> 00:13:57,035 Yeah. 249 00:13:57,118 --> 00:13:59,788 There's no such thing as a benevolent dictator, 250 00:13:59,871 --> 00:14:01,580 only a weak one, or a dead one. 251 00:14:01,664 --> 00:14:05,709 He did not die. He abdicated voluntarily. 252 00:14:05,794 --> 00:14:06,878 You know what I mean. 253 00:14:06,961 --> 00:14:08,754 You're letting the fox back into the hen house. 254 00:14:08,838 --> 00:14:12,591 You dumped me because I fired Flaca, 255 00:14:12,675 --> 00:14:15,261 and now you're criticizing me for bringing her back. 256 00:14:15,344 --> 00:14:18,306 I broke up with you because you were being gross, 257 00:14:18,389 --> 00:14:19,808 and now you're being stupid. 258 00:14:19,891 --> 00:14:23,895 That girl wants to fuck you over and get her prison cred back. 259 00:14:23,978 --> 00:14:24,979 But you're right. 260 00:14:25,063 --> 00:14:27,857 It's none of my business. 261 00:14:27,941 --> 00:14:29,776 Godfather knows best. 262 00:14:36,407 --> 00:14:38,159 [Gloria] Oh, shit! 263 00:14:38,242 --> 00:14:40,078 -[speaking Spanish] -What the fuck? 264 00:14:43,873 --> 00:14:46,042 Well, can't make it worse. 265 00:14:46,125 --> 00:14:47,501 Seriously? 266 00:14:47,585 --> 00:14:50,379 You feed people food from the fucking floor, like we're animals? 267 00:14:50,463 --> 00:14:53,424 Maybe we should all get down on our knees and lick it up! 268 00:14:53,507 --> 00:14:54,884 Whoa, whoa, whoa. 269 00:14:54,968 --> 00:14:56,135 I'm kidding. 270 00:14:56,219 --> 00:14:59,638 They doubled our order of slop this month, we can cover it. 271 00:15:00,807 --> 00:15:01,975 What's gotten into you? 272 00:15:02,058 --> 00:15:03,726 It's not your problem. 273 00:15:04,894 --> 00:15:06,770 She got man troubles. 274 00:15:06,855 --> 00:15:08,982 Well, why didn't you say so? 275 00:15:10,817 --> 00:15:12,401 Don't give it back when you're done. 276 00:15:12,485 --> 00:15:14,487 Not that kind of man. 277 00:15:14,570 --> 00:15:16,030 What other kind is there? 278 00:15:19,158 --> 00:15:20,326 [Gloria sighs] 279 00:15:20,409 --> 00:15:21,828 The kind with tits. 280 00:15:21,911 --> 00:15:24,831 Burset? They took her to Seg. 281 00:15:24,914 --> 00:15:27,041 I've had enough. What's done is done. 282 00:15:27,125 --> 00:15:28,334 Let's not beat a dead horse. 283 00:15:28,417 --> 00:15:30,503 Black Beauty was the one beat you. 284 00:15:30,586 --> 00:15:33,172 -You ask me, it got what was coming. -Uh-uh. 285 00:15:33,256 --> 00:15:35,591 -Don't blame me for what happened. -I'm giving you credit. 286 00:15:35,674 --> 00:15:38,177 You were the one that started spreading all those rumors about her. 287 00:15:38,261 --> 00:15:40,847 So I'll take credit, too. Mission accomplished. 288 00:15:40,930 --> 00:15:43,057 You two need to clean this up. 289 00:15:43,141 --> 00:15:44,934 I'll get the mop. 290 00:15:45,018 --> 00:15:50,439 Gloria, sometimes there's a mess. It happens. 291 00:15:53,776 --> 00:15:55,194 Yeah. 292 00:16:00,449 --> 00:16:03,494 Something's the matter. I can tell. 293 00:16:03,577 --> 00:16:06,873 I got this talent for knowing when things are bothering people. 294 00:16:06,956 --> 00:16:07,999 Nothing's bothering me. 295 00:16:08,082 --> 00:16:12,170 Yeah, something is. I can feel it in my elbow. 296 00:16:12,253 --> 00:16:14,463 All the women in my family got the knowing elbow. 297 00:16:16,174 --> 00:16:18,051 Yeah, well, something's bothering you, too. 298 00:16:18,134 --> 00:16:19,343 I can feel it in my toe. 299 00:16:19,427 --> 00:16:20,594 Which toe? 300 00:16:22,096 --> 00:16:24,307 Oh, you're bluffing. 301 00:16:25,558 --> 00:16:27,685 All right, fine. 302 00:16:27,768 --> 00:16:29,645 -You want me to say this? -Yeah. 303 00:16:29,728 --> 00:16:31,397 I think we should end this. 304 00:16:33,857 --> 00:16:35,318 Oh, no. 305 00:16:35,401 --> 00:16:40,573 No, that is not what I was thinking at all. 306 00:16:42,158 --> 00:16:43,201 It wasn't? 307 00:16:43,284 --> 00:16:45,244 No, I... 308 00:16:45,328 --> 00:16:48,497 I was thinking how hard gravity had been on me 309 00:16:48,581 --> 00:16:51,750 'cause I fell so far so fast for you. 310 00:16:51,834 --> 00:16:54,712 I was gonna tell you I love you, 311 00:16:54,795 --> 00:16:58,382 and I ain't never said that to nobody, except this one guy before. 312 00:16:59,092 --> 00:17:01,219 You telling me you don't love me? 313 00:17:01,302 --> 00:17:04,055 It ain't got nothing to do with feelings, okay? 314 00:17:04,138 --> 00:17:05,889 -[whimpers] -I got crazy feelings for you. 315 00:17:05,974 --> 00:17:08,892 Pauly D, JWoww 2010 kind of feelings. 316 00:17:08,977 --> 00:17:12,355 -But that's the problem, you know? -I don't get that! 317 00:17:12,438 --> 00:17:14,357 They couldn't act on them. 318 00:17:15,399 --> 00:17:16,900 JWoww had a boyfriend. 319 00:17:16,985 --> 00:17:18,444 You got prison. 320 00:17:18,527 --> 00:17:20,654 Well, there's nowhere to go. 321 00:17:20,738 --> 00:17:23,157 It's like it's blue balls, but for my heart, Lorna. 322 00:17:23,241 --> 00:17:26,077 No, this is not happening. I... 323 00:17:27,495 --> 00:17:30,456 I was saving this for my vision board. 324 00:17:30,539 --> 00:17:33,376 But all vision, no action kills Hamlet, right? 325 00:17:33,459 --> 00:17:35,586 I guess. I don't really know. 326 00:17:35,669 --> 00:17:37,505 It did. I saw the movie. 327 00:17:40,216 --> 00:17:41,259 Whoa, whoa. 328 00:17:41,342 --> 00:17:43,094 Come on, baby. What are you doing? 329 00:17:45,013 --> 00:17:48,474 I love you, Vince Muccio. 330 00:17:48,557 --> 00:17:51,602 And I love everything that you've done for me, 331 00:17:51,685 --> 00:17:55,648 especially beating up that good-for-nothing Christopher, 332 00:17:55,731 --> 00:17:58,609 showing me what a real man looks like. 333 00:17:59,777 --> 00:18:01,820 I wanna spend my life with you... 334 00:18:03,114 --> 00:18:05,366 and I don't wanna wait. 335 00:18:05,449 --> 00:18:07,493 Inmate, back in your seat! 336 00:18:08,577 --> 00:18:09,870 I want you to marry me. 337 00:18:11,372 --> 00:18:14,792 Morello, no touching! Back in your seat, now! 338 00:18:20,464 --> 00:18:22,341 Well, don't leave a girl hanging. 339 00:18:23,717 --> 00:18:24,968 What do you say? 340 00:18:27,971 --> 00:18:33,311 You are the most amazing girl I have ever met, Lorna Morello. 341 00:18:33,394 --> 00:18:36,397 I mean, it should be the guy doing the asking, 342 00:18:36,480 --> 00:18:38,524 but I gotta say there's something kind of hot about you 343 00:18:38,607 --> 00:18:39,692 down on your knees like that. 344 00:18:39,775 --> 00:18:40,943 [laughs] 345 00:18:46,615 --> 00:18:47,658 Yes. 346 00:18:47,741 --> 00:18:48,742 [gasps] 347 00:18:48,826 --> 00:18:51,329 -Yes. Yes, I will. -Oh! 348 00:18:51,412 --> 00:18:53,247 I will marry you. I will marry you. 349 00:18:55,041 --> 00:18:58,377 I swear, I'm gonna be... 350 00:18:58,461 --> 00:19:00,879 such a good wife. 351 00:19:00,963 --> 00:19:02,965 -The best. -The best. 352 00:19:03,049 --> 00:19:04,175 I don't want you to go, 353 00:19:04,258 --> 00:19:06,844 but I think we should say goodbye so we can kiss. Yeah? 354 00:19:06,927 --> 00:19:07,928 Okay. 355 00:19:08,011 --> 00:19:10,139 CO Ford, uh, we are done here. 356 00:19:10,223 --> 00:19:13,476 Can we say goodbye and maybe kiss a little, please? 357 00:19:30,993 --> 00:19:32,786 [Vince moaning] 358 00:19:33,871 --> 00:19:35,038 All right, wrap it up. 359 00:19:38,917 --> 00:19:40,461 Morello, wrap it up! 360 00:19:46,259 --> 00:19:47,676 [Father John] The body of Christ. 361 00:19:48,719 --> 00:19:50,012 [girl 1] Amen. 362 00:19:50,096 --> 00:19:51,722 [Father John] The body of Christ. 363 00:19:54,100 --> 00:19:56,059 -The body of Christ. -[boy 1] Amen. 364 00:19:59,480 --> 00:20:02,233 [Father John] The body of Christ. [girl 2] Amen. 365 00:20:02,316 --> 00:20:03,401 The body of Christ. 366 00:20:04,860 --> 00:20:07,155 -[girl 3] Amen. -The body of Christ. 367 00:20:10,199 --> 00:20:12,535 Ah, look at my little princess. 368 00:20:12,618 --> 00:20:15,871 You got Christ in your body now, dolly. That means you got responsibilities. 369 00:20:15,954 --> 00:20:18,332 -I love this dress! -What's in your hand? 370 00:20:18,416 --> 00:20:21,544 I read in a magazine that white food makes you fat. 371 00:20:21,627 --> 00:20:24,380 You didn't eat your Eucharist? She didn't eat her Eucharist. 372 00:20:24,463 --> 00:20:26,882 You gotta eat the cracker, Lorna. The cracker's the whole point. 373 00:20:26,965 --> 00:20:29,343 No, Mommy, the dress is the whole point! 374 00:20:29,427 --> 00:20:32,680 Thank you, Jesus! Thank you, Jesus! Thank you, Jesus! 375 00:20:32,763 --> 00:20:36,809 -[indistinct conversations] -[woman speaking indistinctly on PA] 376 00:20:51,740 --> 00:20:54,410 -Should I remain silent? -Actually, I... 377 00:20:54,493 --> 00:20:56,204 I could use a nice chat. 378 00:20:58,581 --> 00:21:00,374 You ever believe in anything, Red? 379 00:21:00,458 --> 00:21:04,920 Valentina Vladimirovna Tereshkova. 380 00:21:05,003 --> 00:21:09,383 Her father drove a tractor and her mother worked in a textile plant, 381 00:21:09,467 --> 00:21:12,636 and she went to outer space in a rocket ship. 382 00:21:12,720 --> 00:21:16,265 First woman to do that. I worshipped her. 383 00:21:16,349 --> 00:21:17,391 What happened? 384 00:21:17,475 --> 00:21:20,143 Nothing, I still think she's terrific. 385 00:21:20,228 --> 00:21:23,522 She's in her 70s now and she wants to go to Mars. 386 00:21:23,606 --> 00:21:25,274 Put in a request with Putin. 387 00:21:26,192 --> 00:21:28,236 Russians stay focused. 388 00:21:33,991 --> 00:21:37,495 This doesn't feel like the good kind of silence. 389 00:21:37,578 --> 00:21:38,579 It's not. 390 00:21:38,662 --> 00:21:40,873 [Angie sighs] At least it's bread day. 391 00:21:40,956 --> 00:21:44,252 And it's so over-toasted, you could pretend it was a cracker. 392 00:21:44,335 --> 00:21:45,836 Wait. 393 00:21:52,260 --> 00:21:55,679 I never doubted you, not for a second! 394 00:21:55,763 --> 00:21:57,848 Gently, gently. Hold it up. 395 00:22:01,727 --> 00:22:04,980 It's her! It's exactly her! 396 00:22:06,607 --> 00:22:08,526 -Oh, my Norma! -Careful. 397 00:22:08,609 --> 00:22:09,777 [Angie gasps] 398 00:22:11,779 --> 00:22:13,406 It's Toast Norma. 399 00:22:14,448 --> 00:22:17,451 It's a miracle. Toast Norma! 400 00:22:17,535 --> 00:22:18,869 Toast Norma! 401 00:22:21,705 --> 00:22:25,709 It's like one of those 3D poster thingies from when we were kids. 402 00:22:25,793 --> 00:22:27,920 You gotta wait a second to see it. 403 00:22:33,842 --> 00:22:35,511 Praise be to Norma. 404 00:22:35,594 --> 00:22:40,766 Her image has been emblazoned by the universe unto toast 405 00:22:40,849 --> 00:22:44,687 as a reminder of her power and goodliness here on this earth. 406 00:22:46,480 --> 00:22:48,524 There's never any dignity at the end. 407 00:22:48,607 --> 00:22:51,276 Yeah, I'm gonna check it out. 408 00:22:51,360 --> 00:22:54,822 Gina. Gina... don't be a fool. 409 00:22:54,905 --> 00:22:58,492 I have a birthmark on my left butt cheek that's shaped like a scarab. 410 00:22:58,576 --> 00:23:00,243 Doesn't make me Cleopatra. 411 00:23:00,328 --> 00:23:02,371 [Babs] Yo, Norma, you in their toast! 412 00:23:02,455 --> 00:23:04,415 -[Angie chuckling] -[Babs] You in the toast! 413 00:23:04,498 --> 00:23:06,500 [Gina] What's going on? 414 00:23:06,584 --> 00:23:10,128 -Gaze upon the glory of the toast. -[whispering] You in the toast. 415 00:23:10,212 --> 00:23:12,214 -Look at that! -Yeah, I don't see it. It... 416 00:23:12,297 --> 00:23:14,216 Oh, holy mother, there it is in, in the burn marks. 417 00:23:14,299 --> 00:23:15,884 -Yeah! -Oh, it's beautiful! 418 00:23:15,968 --> 00:23:18,846 [Leanne] It's a gift. It's a gift. 419 00:23:18,929 --> 00:23:23,351 [Angie] It's a gift! Thank you. Thank you, Norma. 420 00:23:23,434 --> 00:23:24,560 [Gina] It's so crazy. [Leanne] Toast Norma. 421 00:23:24,643 --> 00:23:26,061 [Angie] It's a miracle. 422 00:23:26,144 --> 00:23:28,731 [Gina] Norma, it looks just like you. [Angie] It's a real miracle. 423 00:23:29,690 --> 00:23:32,275 -She's sleeping again. -[Poussey] What? 424 00:23:32,360 --> 00:23:33,402 Yo, Bennie. 425 00:23:33,486 --> 00:23:35,320 -Wake up. -[Poussey scoffs] 426 00:23:35,404 --> 00:23:36,697 "Bennie"? 427 00:23:36,780 --> 00:23:38,574 Yeah, we checked out them foils, man. 428 00:23:38,657 --> 00:23:40,451 You took, like, 100 Benadryls. 429 00:23:40,534 --> 00:23:44,455 But the good news is your allergies are squared away for, like, a decade. 430 00:23:44,538 --> 00:23:46,123 [all laughing] 431 00:23:46,206 --> 00:23:48,584 I still don't understand why we're helping her anyway. 432 00:23:48,667 --> 00:23:49,835 She ain't one of us. 433 00:23:49,918 --> 00:23:52,588 Because you have never been to Psych. 434 00:23:52,671 --> 00:23:54,297 Nobody saved me from the SHU. 435 00:23:54,382 --> 00:23:56,592 Well, eventually, you come back from the SHU. 436 00:23:56,675 --> 00:23:58,260 And look, besides, as long as she with us, 437 00:23:58,343 --> 00:24:01,096 we're gonna be like the Tiger Woods of prison cliques. 438 00:24:01,179 --> 00:24:03,056 Blasian is beautiful. 439 00:24:03,140 --> 00:24:04,517 Hey, that's right. 440 00:24:04,600 --> 00:24:08,437 Your skin doesn't have to be black, as long as your heart is black. 441 00:24:09,688 --> 00:24:11,189 Um... 442 00:24:11,273 --> 00:24:12,441 She's sleeping again. 443 00:24:12,525 --> 00:24:14,860 [scoffs] You've been pretty chill about all of this. 444 00:24:14,943 --> 00:24:17,530 -Shh. [grunts] -Man, what you doin', anyway? 445 00:24:17,613 --> 00:24:20,616 Well, for your nosy information, I'm working on my conversion essay. 446 00:24:20,699 --> 00:24:23,160 -You still on that? -You damn right. 447 00:24:23,243 --> 00:24:24,703 -[Janae chuckles] -No matter what they take from me, 448 00:24:24,787 --> 00:24:26,789 they can't take away my motherfucking kosher meals. 449 00:24:26,872 --> 00:24:31,293 Okay. I got a Black Jew, I got an Asian Black, 450 00:24:31,376 --> 00:24:34,046 a bunch of race-squatting carpetbaggers. 451 00:24:34,129 --> 00:24:38,842 You've disciplined your body in accordance with the teachings of blessed Elijah, 452 00:24:38,926 --> 00:24:41,178 for the glory of Allah. 453 00:24:41,261 --> 00:24:42,971 But anything more, anything more, 454 00:24:43,055 --> 00:24:46,016 is self-aggrandizing and immodest, and I forbid it. 455 00:24:46,099 --> 00:24:48,268 What about college? 456 00:24:48,351 --> 00:24:50,353 Running track can pay for it. 457 00:24:50,438 --> 00:24:54,274 Not if it means running half-naked in public, like a common whore. 458 00:24:54,357 --> 00:24:56,068 I can't compete wearing a tent. 459 00:24:56,151 --> 00:24:59,863 She has a talent and a passion, and college, 460 00:24:59,947 --> 00:25:03,617 a good college, is out of reach without this. 461 00:25:03,701 --> 00:25:08,246 Especially for a woman. Especially for a black woman. 462 00:25:08,330 --> 00:25:10,791 -Money is not my god. -[sighs] 463 00:25:12,626 --> 00:25:15,838 Maybe Allah ain't my god. 464 00:25:17,214 --> 00:25:21,301 Maybe I don't want to be a proud daughter in the Nation of Islam. 465 00:25:21,384 --> 00:25:23,178 [gasps] 466 00:25:33,438 --> 00:25:35,941 [speaking Spanish] I mean, at least she knows who the father is, right? 467 00:25:36,024 --> 00:25:38,569 Even if he's a shit-eating pussy who walked out. 468 00:25:38,652 --> 00:25:39,695 Mmm. 469 00:25:39,778 --> 00:25:42,823 That baby ain't never gonna hear the name Bennett. 470 00:25:42,906 --> 00:25:46,702 My dad was either Julio, Rodrigo, or Chad. 471 00:25:46,785 --> 00:25:49,371 My luck, it was fucking Chad. 472 00:25:49,454 --> 00:25:51,707 -[Maritza] A mailbox that leaks pee. -Uh-uh. 473 00:25:52,541 --> 00:25:54,001 [Maritza] I asked for a C-section, 474 00:25:54,084 --> 00:25:57,004 so my sails wouldn't be flapping in the wind. 475 00:25:57,087 --> 00:25:58,589 I don't have anything flapping. 476 00:25:58,672 --> 00:26:01,341 It feels like, you know, when you get punched in the eye and it swells shut? 477 00:26:01,424 --> 00:26:02,801 Except I got punched in the chocha. 478 00:26:02,885 --> 00:26:05,262 You're back, and you didn't come talk to your mother? 479 00:26:05,345 --> 00:26:06,429 What kind of shit is that? 480 00:26:06,514 --> 00:26:07,640 [Dayanara scoffs] 481 00:26:07,723 --> 00:26:10,518 I knew I didn't have to 'cause you're gonna butt in anyway. 482 00:26:10,601 --> 00:26:12,227 You got what you wanted, didn't you? 483 00:26:12,310 --> 00:26:14,021 I was with my baby two hours, 484 00:26:14,104 --> 00:26:16,940 getting ready to hand it over to Pornstache's mom. 485 00:26:17,024 --> 00:26:20,110 And who shows up? Cesar and our cousin, Yas. 486 00:26:20,193 --> 00:26:22,863 Don't pretend like you ain't happy, 'cause I know you are. 487 00:26:22,946 --> 00:26:24,156 Ah, you don't know anything. 488 00:26:25,157 --> 00:26:28,577 You're happy, but you can't say it 'cause you gotta hate me. 489 00:26:29,620 --> 00:26:32,122 You said keeping the baby was the worst thing for her. 490 00:26:32,205 --> 00:26:33,541 Yeah, well, kids adapt. 491 00:26:33,624 --> 00:26:35,793 -[sighs] -Marc Anthony grew up in the projects 492 00:26:35,876 --> 00:26:39,212 and now he's rich and got to stick it to J. Lo even though he's pocket-size. 493 00:26:40,213 --> 00:26:42,049 And this was about you. 494 00:26:42,966 --> 00:26:46,303 I know that feeling you got when you had her in your arms. 495 00:26:46,386 --> 00:26:49,347 And if that went away forever, you'd be all kinds of fucked up. 496 00:26:49,431 --> 00:26:52,309 [sighs] You make her sound like she's drugs. 497 00:26:52,392 --> 00:26:53,852 The worst kind. 498 00:26:55,145 --> 00:26:58,566 She's gonna make you feel better than you ever thought you could, 499 00:26:58,649 --> 00:27:01,151 then drain all your money and ruin your life. 500 00:27:02,152 --> 00:27:03,403 You're always gonna need her. 501 00:27:04,738 --> 00:27:07,700 And even when you hate her, you're gonna love her. 502 00:27:08,909 --> 00:27:10,828 Even when she's in prison with you. 503 00:27:11,829 --> 00:27:12,830 [sighs] 504 00:27:18,376 --> 00:27:21,213 -Thank you. -Was that so fucking hard? 505 00:27:23,298 --> 00:27:26,844 Nosing whiskey isn't like sniffing wine. 506 00:27:26,927 --> 00:27:29,262 Now, you'd fry your brain right out of your skull 507 00:27:29,346 --> 00:27:32,600 with full nasal insertion into the tumbler. 508 00:27:32,683 --> 00:27:34,768 No, nosing is an art form of its own. 509 00:27:34,852 --> 00:27:37,813 All right, when you boys are ready, go ahead and imbibe. 510 00:27:37,896 --> 00:27:39,064 But don't swallow. 511 00:27:39,147 --> 00:27:41,650 Chew the scotch. 512 00:27:41,734 --> 00:27:45,570 Let it explore the different taste corners of your tongue. 513 00:27:45,654 --> 00:27:48,573 [whispers] He stole all that fellating whiskey stuff from a YouTube video. 514 00:27:48,657 --> 00:27:50,117 You got something to say there, Danny? 515 00:27:50,200 --> 00:27:52,494 Dad, uh, we just really need to get down to business. 516 00:27:52,577 --> 00:27:55,122 -[coughs] -Danny, I'm trying to teach you. 517 00:27:55,205 --> 00:27:56,539 It's all business. 518 00:27:56,624 --> 00:28:00,085 The club, the bullshit, it's a dance. 519 00:28:00,168 --> 00:28:02,212 Yeah, well, Burset comes out of the SHU. Cha-cha-cha. 520 00:28:02,295 --> 00:28:03,505 [sighs] 521 00:28:04,339 --> 00:28:05,799 Uh, Burset comes out of the SHU. 522 00:28:05,883 --> 00:28:07,384 I heard you the first time. 523 00:28:08,468 --> 00:28:09,552 Where was your preamble? 524 00:28:09,637 --> 00:28:12,347 Where was the lead-in where you reminded me 525 00:28:12,430 --> 00:28:15,768 how you saved money on the fence repair and the new meal plan? 526 00:28:15,851 --> 00:28:18,020 Come on, I taught you better! 527 00:28:18,603 --> 00:28:20,814 Tell me about the new beds we're installing. 528 00:28:20,898 --> 00:28:23,651 Tell me how much more money we're gonna make. 529 00:28:23,734 --> 00:28:26,569 Mr. Pearson, we need to focus 530 00:28:26,654 --> 00:28:29,531 on the people we're tucking into these new beds, 531 00:28:29,614 --> 00:28:31,992 or any budget surplus we find 532 00:28:32,075 --> 00:28:36,789 is going straight to fight one gross-negligence lawsuit after another. 533 00:28:36,872 --> 00:28:41,043 We have a chance to set the pace with Burset. 534 00:28:41,126 --> 00:28:43,003 We can't keep her in the SHU forever, 535 00:28:43,086 --> 00:28:46,173 and the longer we do, the more we open ourselves up for... 536 00:28:46,256 --> 00:28:48,676 Let me back you up here for a second, Joe. 537 00:28:48,759 --> 00:28:51,970 Ms. Burset is in protective custody, 538 00:28:52,054 --> 00:28:54,765 -not solitary confinement. -[sighs] 539 00:28:54,848 --> 00:28:57,267 It's both one and the horrible same, sir. 540 00:28:57,350 --> 00:28:59,227 [sighs] I understand. 541 00:28:59,311 --> 00:29:04,775 And we need to talk about updating our facilities and our policies 542 00:29:04,858 --> 00:29:06,985 about their use as a long-term priority. 543 00:29:07,069 --> 00:29:09,571 -Well, how can a priority be long-term? -Uh, Danny... 544 00:29:09,655 --> 00:29:13,533 No, no, no, a priority by definition is something that needs to happen right now. 545 00:29:13,616 --> 00:29:14,785 I think what Danny means-- 546 00:29:14,868 --> 00:29:16,787 No, no, no, no, he knows what I mean. 547 00:29:16,870 --> 00:29:18,706 What I mean is Burset comes out of the SHU, 548 00:29:18,789 --> 00:29:20,958 -'cause she didn't do anything wrong! -All right, son, all right. 549 00:29:21,041 --> 00:29:24,377 No, don't do that! That placating thing! You're doing it right now! 550 00:29:24,461 --> 00:29:26,714 And you lied to me, and you did it to my face! 551 00:29:26,797 --> 00:29:28,340 I told you we would look over our options. 552 00:29:28,423 --> 00:29:29,800 -We did... -[sighs] 553 00:29:29,883 --> 00:29:31,885 ...and there were none better. So you can either suck it up-- 554 00:29:31,969 --> 00:29:33,636 You know, fine! That's it! I quit! 555 00:29:33,721 --> 00:29:35,180 [man] Whoa, what's going on? 556 00:29:35,263 --> 00:29:38,391 Yeah. Enjoy nose-fucking your whiskey! 557 00:29:39,935 --> 00:29:41,103 [man] This is out of line. 558 00:29:58,120 --> 00:30:00,122 Find anything good? 559 00:30:00,205 --> 00:30:02,457 These donated books are the suck. 560 00:30:03,876 --> 00:30:05,836 [sighs] I read that one already. 561 00:30:05,919 --> 00:30:08,964 Once you rebuild your bones with butter, you're gonna have to unclog your arteries 562 00:30:09,047 --> 00:30:11,466 with, like, a Shop-Vac or something. 563 00:30:11,549 --> 00:30:12,760 It's kind of bullshit. 564 00:30:12,843 --> 00:30:13,969 Spoiler alert. 565 00:30:15,303 --> 00:30:19,474 Hey, um, thanks again for giving me a second chance, Chapman. 566 00:30:20,809 --> 00:30:21,852 I'm really grateful. 567 00:30:21,935 --> 00:30:22,936 Uh-huh. 568 00:30:29,651 --> 00:30:31,820 -[Chang] Next! -[indistinct conversations] 569 00:30:31,904 --> 00:30:33,113 [Chang] Nah, we don't got that. 570 00:30:33,196 --> 00:30:36,784 All these new guards. Infiltrators. 571 00:30:36,867 --> 00:30:37,993 [Chang] Next. 572 00:30:38,076 --> 00:30:40,162 Did you see the toothpick guy? 573 00:30:40,245 --> 00:30:42,289 Uh, no. I've been laying real low. 574 00:30:42,372 --> 00:30:43,706 Don't turn around! 575 00:30:44,332 --> 00:30:45,708 -[scoffs] -[sighs] 576 00:30:45,793 --> 00:30:47,210 They're watching. 577 00:30:48,503 --> 00:30:50,798 There's the squirrelly dude who looks like a young Jack Nicholson, 578 00:30:50,881 --> 00:30:53,216 who's always givin' everybody donuts. 579 00:30:53,300 --> 00:30:55,093 Then there's the high-school-looking kid 580 00:30:55,177 --> 00:30:58,847 who uses that little baby face to get away with... something. 581 00:30:58,931 --> 00:31:03,060 And now, there's a toothpick guy. He started today! 582 00:31:03,143 --> 00:31:04,937 [Chang] Next. 583 00:31:05,020 --> 00:31:07,773 -Thanks. I'll be careful. -You will be dead. 584 00:31:09,024 --> 00:31:12,360 I haven't even gotten started on the black Mr. Clean over there. 585 00:31:13,904 --> 00:31:17,615 What, CO Please-and-thank-you? He's a teddy bear. 586 00:31:17,699 --> 00:31:21,494 Who are the Teddy Bears? Should I know about them? 587 00:31:23,205 --> 00:31:24,331 [Chang] Next. 588 00:31:27,125 --> 00:31:29,795 Ivory soap, Colgate, Diet Coke. 589 00:31:32,965 --> 00:31:33,966 [Chang] Bad choice. 590 00:31:34,049 --> 00:31:37,510 Aspartame invented by Donald Rumsfeld in the '80s. 591 00:31:38,678 --> 00:31:40,763 Mind control. 592 00:31:40,848 --> 00:31:42,099 That's true. 593 00:31:42,182 --> 00:31:44,267 Seriously? You, too? 594 00:31:45,477 --> 00:31:48,105 Did you know that Monsanto 595 00:31:48,188 --> 00:31:51,691 gave Donald Rumsfeld $12 million for aspartame in 1985? 596 00:31:51,774 --> 00:31:53,193 Yes. 597 00:31:54,111 --> 00:31:55,487 All right, we should talk. 598 00:31:55,570 --> 00:31:56,822 [knocking on door] 599 00:31:57,739 --> 00:31:59,782 Soso, thanks for comin'. 600 00:31:59,867 --> 00:32:02,619 Please, have a seat. 601 00:32:06,789 --> 00:32:08,041 Are you okay? 602 00:32:09,292 --> 00:32:11,253 You look, uh... 603 00:32:12,420 --> 00:32:14,797 Did they give you your prescription at medical? 604 00:32:15,798 --> 00:32:18,051 Well, sometimes it takes a couple of weeks to even out. 605 00:32:18,135 --> 00:32:19,845 What did you wanna see me about? 606 00:32:19,928 --> 00:32:21,304 Berdie Rogers. 607 00:32:22,389 --> 00:32:23,640 Is she coming back? 608 00:32:24,892 --> 00:32:29,687 Mr. Caputo is gonna be talking to several inmates about her conduct. 609 00:32:29,771 --> 00:32:31,689 I want you to know that you can trust him. 610 00:32:31,773 --> 00:32:35,318 You can basically tell him anything you would tell me. 611 00:32:35,402 --> 00:32:40,573 For example, don't be afraid to tell him that you spoke with her for several weeks 612 00:32:40,657 --> 00:32:43,118 and she offered you no medical care for your... 613 00:32:44,327 --> 00:32:45,662 Your mental condition. 614 00:32:47,789 --> 00:32:50,583 You're really bad at your job, Mr. Healy. 615 00:32:53,503 --> 00:32:56,298 Like, really bad. 616 00:32:58,341 --> 00:33:01,844 You make me feel worse about myself every time we talk. 617 00:33:03,721 --> 00:33:05,182 Berdie helped me. 618 00:33:06,808 --> 00:33:08,726 I'm going now. 619 00:33:17,945 --> 00:33:20,030 -We're ready. -You made that? 620 00:33:20,113 --> 00:33:21,531 Mmm-hmm. [chuckles] 621 00:33:21,614 --> 00:33:24,117 As good as any tattoo gun you'll see in the real world. 622 00:33:24,201 --> 00:33:25,535 I mean, almost. 623 00:33:25,618 --> 00:33:27,579 This is a spinny thing from an old Discman, 624 00:33:27,662 --> 00:33:30,123 and that drives the needle that I snagged from the sweatshop. 625 00:33:30,207 --> 00:33:32,375 Where did you find a Discman? 626 00:33:32,459 --> 00:33:34,502 One of the OG ladies. 627 00:33:34,586 --> 00:33:37,797 She traded it for a fan. Thank God for hot flashes. 628 00:33:39,799 --> 00:33:41,969 Add a little power. 629 00:33:42,052 --> 00:33:43,261 [tattoo machine whirring] 630 00:33:44,762 --> 00:33:46,764 And some ink. 631 00:33:47,933 --> 00:33:50,810 Now all I need... is the girl. 632 00:33:51,853 --> 00:33:56,524 I'm thinking an infinity symbol. I'm thinking a small infinity symbol. 633 00:33:56,608 --> 00:33:57,985 Mmm-mmm. Cliché. 634 00:33:58,068 --> 00:34:00,195 Said the girl with the... 635 00:34:02,030 --> 00:34:03,281 -Yeah. -[chuckles] 636 00:34:03,365 --> 00:34:05,408 Those are all pretty unique. 637 00:34:05,492 --> 00:34:09,162 Let me surprise you. Unless you don't trust me. 638 00:34:09,246 --> 00:34:11,039 I don't trust anybody, 639 00:34:11,123 --> 00:34:12,958 and I'm starting to have second thoughts about this. 640 00:34:13,041 --> 00:34:14,834 Chicken. Come on, it's white ink. 641 00:34:14,917 --> 00:34:17,004 You're not even gonna see it, not unless you're looking for it. 642 00:34:18,171 --> 00:34:20,590 Fine. But subtle. 643 00:34:21,758 --> 00:34:23,343 [tattoo machine whirring] 644 00:34:23,426 --> 00:34:24,511 Ow! 645 00:34:24,594 --> 00:34:25,678 Oh, this hurts. 646 00:34:25,762 --> 00:34:28,348 Um, I need a distraction. 647 00:34:28,431 --> 00:34:32,602 Nope. That's not it at all. You need to do the opposite. 648 00:34:32,685 --> 00:34:35,272 -You need to honor the pain. -[grunts] 649 00:34:35,355 --> 00:34:36,523 Really feel it. 650 00:34:36,606 --> 00:34:40,402 Tell yourself you're into it. It's your pain. 651 00:34:40,485 --> 00:34:41,819 I'm into it? 652 00:34:41,903 --> 00:34:45,323 Yeah, you're really into it. You own it. 653 00:34:47,534 --> 00:34:49,369 I'm gonna miss you. 654 00:34:49,952 --> 00:34:52,330 At least now you'll have something to remember me by. 655 00:34:52,414 --> 00:34:53,623 [chuckles] 656 00:34:56,334 --> 00:35:00,672 [man on TV] Something that both June and Joann don't realize. 657 00:35:00,755 --> 00:35:03,091 Hold on, ladies. Ladies. Okay. 658 00:35:03,175 --> 00:35:06,803 Sister, I got a favor to ask. Can I make a confession to you? 659 00:35:06,886 --> 00:35:08,971 Of sin or crime? 660 00:35:09,056 --> 00:35:12,559 Not that I'm qualified to handle either one. 661 00:35:12,642 --> 00:35:13,726 Sin. Guilt. 662 00:35:13,810 --> 00:35:15,478 How about I listen and advise? 663 00:35:16,313 --> 00:35:19,649 -You wanna wait till your show's over? -Oh, it's a repeat. Go ahead. 664 00:35:20,775 --> 00:35:22,194 [clears throat] 665 00:35:25,238 --> 00:35:28,950 Okay, so, I had a grudge against this person, 666 00:35:29,034 --> 00:35:31,453 and she got herself into some trouble. 667 00:35:31,536 --> 00:35:34,831 And I never spoke up 668 00:35:34,914 --> 00:35:39,127 and said, "Hey, she's not really dangerous!" 669 00:35:40,128 --> 00:35:42,047 It's never too late to do the right thing. 670 00:35:42,130 --> 00:35:45,842 It is... if she's already in Seg. 671 00:35:45,925 --> 00:35:47,802 Sophia's my friend, 672 00:35:47,885 --> 00:35:51,931 so forgive me if I have a hard time staying objective. 673 00:35:52,014 --> 00:35:55,352 [inhales deeply] It's this place. 674 00:35:55,435 --> 00:35:56,436 [sighs] 675 00:35:57,354 --> 00:36:00,857 We're locked up, all of us in a cage. 676 00:36:01,941 --> 00:36:03,985 And it brings out, man... 677 00:36:04,069 --> 00:36:08,490 [whispering] it brings out the worst, most selfish parts. 678 00:36:08,573 --> 00:36:09,782 It's this place. 679 00:36:09,866 --> 00:36:11,909 It's us. 680 00:36:11,993 --> 00:36:14,704 I didn't say anything either when they took Sophia to Seg. 681 00:36:16,498 --> 00:36:19,876 [sighs] We fail, and God forgives us, but... 682 00:36:21,836 --> 00:36:26,133 I don't know if we can ever really... forgive each other... 683 00:36:27,800 --> 00:36:28,926 or ourselves. 684 00:36:29,010 --> 00:36:31,888 I guess you can say some Hail Marys. 685 00:36:31,971 --> 00:36:34,891 I don't know what else to tell you. It's all wrong. 686 00:36:37,059 --> 00:36:40,147 [speaking Spanish] Enough, already. You're going to embarrass me. 687 00:36:40,230 --> 00:36:41,314 Shh! 688 00:36:43,024 --> 00:36:44,317 [sighs] 689 00:36:47,612 --> 00:36:50,157 Oh, my God. Please. 690 00:36:50,240 --> 00:36:51,908 You want a little boy or not? 691 00:36:51,991 --> 00:36:54,911 They already told me last month it's a girl. 692 00:36:54,994 --> 00:36:56,621 Hokey pokey can't change that. 693 00:36:59,666 --> 00:37:01,459 [speaking English] Pretend like she ain't even here. 694 00:37:03,961 --> 00:37:05,087 Let's get you set up. 695 00:37:07,465 --> 00:37:10,885 -Okay. This may be a little cold. -[Gloria] Mmm. 696 00:37:14,222 --> 00:37:15,973 Okay. 697 00:37:23,148 --> 00:37:25,024 Everything's looking good. 698 00:37:26,108 --> 00:37:29,737 Heart's beating like a little hummingbird. [chuckles] 699 00:37:29,821 --> 00:37:30,905 And the... 700 00:37:35,202 --> 00:37:36,369 What happened? 701 00:37:36,453 --> 00:37:38,955 Uh, no, no. She's fine. It's just... 702 00:37:39,789 --> 00:37:41,333 she's a he. 703 00:37:41,416 --> 00:37:43,751 It's rare that we're wrong on that, but... 704 00:37:43,835 --> 00:37:45,587 [speaking Spanish] Yes! Amen! 705 00:37:45,670 --> 00:37:48,130 -I can see his little pee-pee right there! -[chuckles] 706 00:37:55,513 --> 00:37:58,725 I still don't understand what I'm doing here. 707 00:37:58,808 --> 00:38:01,686 -You a part of my Beit Din. -Excuse me? 708 00:38:01,769 --> 00:38:03,480 I'm converting. 709 00:38:03,563 --> 00:38:04,981 Mmm-hmm. 710 00:38:05,064 --> 00:38:07,024 This here's Ginsberg. She's been helping me out. 711 00:38:07,108 --> 00:38:08,401 And that's Boyle. 712 00:38:08,485 --> 00:38:09,736 I know her name don't sound Jewish, 713 00:38:09,819 --> 00:38:13,698 but she Jewish on her mama's side, and her great-uncle died in the Holocaust, 714 00:38:13,781 --> 00:38:16,117 and she taught me the Hebrew alphabet for granola bars. 715 00:38:16,201 --> 00:38:19,496 So, I'm here to present my case. 716 00:38:19,579 --> 00:38:21,163 I'm here to ask three times 717 00:38:21,248 --> 00:38:24,000 and get told "No" and "No," and then "Yes," 718 00:38:24,083 --> 00:38:25,293 and then be a Jew. 719 00:38:25,377 --> 00:38:28,380 I'm here to take the name Tova, which means "good"... 720 00:38:29,339 --> 00:38:30,548 because it's all good now. 721 00:38:32,509 --> 00:38:34,469 I've been working for real, Rabbi. Try me. 722 00:38:34,552 --> 00:38:36,178 -[sighs] -For serious! 723 00:38:36,263 --> 00:38:38,097 I'm ready to get my Jew on. 724 00:38:38,180 --> 00:38:42,018 And it ain't just about the food, although the more I been learnin', 725 00:38:42,101 --> 00:38:44,145 the food a big part of it, am I right? 726 00:38:44,229 --> 00:38:45,980 She's been really dedicated. 727 00:38:46,063 --> 00:38:48,525 Why she wants to go from being a hated minority 728 00:38:48,608 --> 00:38:52,737 to a double-hated minority is beyond me, but she's for real. 729 00:38:53,488 --> 00:38:55,573 We've been studying, arguing. 730 00:38:57,199 --> 00:39:01,746 Hey, uh, you wouldn't happen to be related to Aimee Tatelbaum, would you? 731 00:39:01,829 --> 00:39:03,373 She's my cousin. 732 00:39:03,456 --> 00:39:06,793 Oh, my God! We were at Penn together. 733 00:39:06,876 --> 00:39:08,336 [chuckles] 734 00:39:08,420 --> 00:39:11,172 Wait, Alan? Cousin Alan? 735 00:39:11,256 --> 00:39:12,882 [laughs] 736 00:39:12,965 --> 00:39:16,803 I know some things about you. Oh, Alan. 737 00:39:16,886 --> 00:39:19,472 You'd better Beit Din this woman before I start to talk. 738 00:39:19,556 --> 00:39:22,267 -Well, Aimee's full of shit. -Oh, is she? 739 00:39:22,350 --> 00:39:25,603 Like the story about you and the Berkshires with Samantha Gottleib 740 00:39:25,687 --> 00:39:28,565 -and the mushrooms, that's bullshit? Yeah. -That's not... [scoffs] 741 00:39:28,648 --> 00:39:30,567 -Ask, Tova. Ask. -Mmm. Mmm-hmm. 742 00:39:30,650 --> 00:39:32,277 Hey. [clears throat] 743 00:39:33,445 --> 00:39:36,197 -Can I be a Jew? -No. 744 00:39:37,282 --> 00:39:39,241 Can I be a Jew? 745 00:39:39,326 --> 00:39:40,618 No. 746 00:39:40,702 --> 00:39:41,994 [chuckles] 747 00:39:43,788 --> 00:39:45,332 Can I be a Jew? 748 00:39:46,666 --> 00:39:48,000 You really want this? 749 00:39:48,793 --> 00:39:50,252 Sincerely? 750 00:39:50,337 --> 00:39:54,131 Not because this one's trying to blackmail me for something stupid when I was 19 751 00:39:54,215 --> 00:39:56,843 or for broccoli with your dinner? 752 00:39:56,926 --> 00:39:58,303 What is this for you? 753 00:40:03,641 --> 00:40:05,059 Honestly... 754 00:40:07,354 --> 00:40:08,355 [sighs] 755 00:40:14,611 --> 00:40:15,903 [sniffles] 756 00:40:18,280 --> 00:40:20,157 I think I found my people. 757 00:40:22,827 --> 00:40:24,120 [exhales sharply] 758 00:40:25,913 --> 00:40:28,708 I was raised in a church... 759 00:40:28,791 --> 00:40:31,836 where I was told to believe and pray. 760 00:40:33,671 --> 00:40:36,090 And if I was bad, I'd go to hell. 761 00:40:36,173 --> 00:40:38,843 If I was good, I'd go to heaven. 762 00:40:38,926 --> 00:40:42,930 And if I'd ask Jesus, he'd forgive me, and that was that. 763 00:40:43,014 --> 00:40:46,476 And here y'all saying ain't no hell... ain't... 764 00:40:47,769 --> 00:40:49,729 sure about heaven. 765 00:40:49,812 --> 00:40:54,275 And if you do something wrong, you got to figure it out yourself. 766 00:40:54,359 --> 00:40:56,569 And as far as God's concerned, 767 00:40:56,653 --> 00:41:02,324 it's your job to keep aksing questions and to keep learning and to keep arguing. 768 00:41:02,409 --> 00:41:06,954 It's like a verb. It's like... you do God. 769 00:41:09,123 --> 00:41:11,125 And that's a lot of work. [sighs] 770 00:41:12,419 --> 00:41:16,255 But I think I'm in, at least as far as I can see it. 771 00:41:17,424 --> 00:41:18,800 I mean, maybe I'll learn more... 772 00:41:20,927 --> 00:41:22,929 and say, "Fuck the whole thing." 773 00:41:23,012 --> 00:41:28,225 I mean, but I wanna learn more, and I think I gotta be in it to do that. 774 00:41:28,309 --> 00:41:30,311 You know, does that make sense? 775 00:41:30,395 --> 00:41:32,772 Shit, did I just talk myself out of it? 776 00:41:36,358 --> 00:41:37,444 Fuck. 777 00:41:43,240 --> 00:41:44,409 Ask me again. 778 00:41:44,492 --> 00:41:45,493 [sighs] 779 00:41:51,123 --> 00:41:53,042 -Can I be a Jew? -Yes. 780 00:41:53,125 --> 00:41:55,127 No, I need three answers. 781 00:41:55,211 --> 00:41:57,296 -Yes. -Yes. 782 00:41:58,423 --> 00:41:59,466 [exhales sharply] 783 00:41:59,549 --> 00:42:01,468 Yeah! [chuckles] 784 00:42:03,052 --> 00:42:06,388 Look at me now! I'm a bona fide jailhouse Jew! 785 00:42:07,389 --> 00:42:09,976 Sort of. It's not really official without the mikvah, 786 00:42:10,059 --> 00:42:13,104 but that was wonderful. Really, Tova. Congratulations. 787 00:42:13,187 --> 00:42:14,689 Hold up. Mik-what? 788 00:42:14,772 --> 00:42:16,441 Oh, it's like, um... 789 00:42:16,524 --> 00:42:19,151 It's like a baptism, but without all the touching. 790 00:42:19,235 --> 00:42:20,487 You soak in a pool 791 00:42:20,570 --> 00:42:24,115 and you clean off all that Christian filth that you've been carrying around. 792 00:42:24,198 --> 00:42:25,241 -[clicks tongue] -[chuckles] 793 00:42:25,324 --> 00:42:27,869 -We can fake that shit in the shower. -No, that won't count. 794 00:42:27,952 --> 00:42:30,538 The mikvah needs to be pure, naturally occurring water, 795 00:42:30,622 --> 00:42:33,082 and you need to be fully submerged, and nude. 796 00:42:33,165 --> 00:42:35,376 Yeah. Maybe it'll rain, okay? 797 00:42:35,460 --> 00:42:38,588 There'll be a sinkhole or something, and we'll make it official then. 798 00:42:38,671 --> 00:42:41,298 In the meantime, you are Jew-ish. 799 00:42:41,382 --> 00:42:42,383 Huh? 800 00:42:45,386 --> 00:42:48,681 [Black Cindy's Dad] Most holy, righteous, and everywhere-present God, 801 00:42:48,765 --> 00:42:53,853 our Father who art in Heaven, we ask thy blessing upon this food. 802 00:42:53,936 --> 00:42:57,023 Bless the hearts and the hands of those that provide the same, 803 00:42:57,106 --> 00:43:01,402 and when it is ours to pass from time to eternity... 804 00:43:04,697 --> 00:43:05,698 [gasps] 805 00:43:05,782 --> 00:43:08,493 Do you know what awaits sinners like you, 806 00:43:08,576 --> 00:43:10,452 self-worshippers of the flesh? 807 00:43:10,537 --> 00:43:13,956 Do you know what is your Promised Land? 808 00:43:14,040 --> 00:43:16,333 Answer me, Cindy! Do you know? 809 00:43:17,459 --> 00:43:22,632 Deuteronomy, chapter 29, verse 23, tells us about your Promised Land. 810 00:43:22,715 --> 00:43:25,009 Your land is brimstone and salt, 811 00:43:25,092 --> 00:43:28,345 a burning waste, unsown and unproductive, 812 00:43:28,429 --> 00:43:32,308 and no grass grows on it, like the overthrow of Sodom and Gomorrah. 813 00:43:32,391 --> 00:43:36,187 So thou must not sin! Amen! 814 00:43:36,270 --> 00:43:38,480 -[all] Amen. -Say "amen"! 815 00:43:38,565 --> 00:43:41,693 Amen, amen, amen, amen. 816 00:43:45,863 --> 00:43:47,323 Maxwell said you wanted to see me? 817 00:43:47,406 --> 00:43:50,702 Yeah, Morello's getting married. She asked that you be the witness. 818 00:43:50,785 --> 00:43:53,370 Ah, I heard the happy news an hour ago. 819 00:43:53,454 --> 00:43:55,289 Oh, she's a rash girl. 820 00:43:55,372 --> 00:43:59,043 All heart and tits and no brain, hmm? 821 00:43:59,126 --> 00:44:00,962 Well, thanks for letting me know. 822 00:44:01,045 --> 00:44:04,048 I'll get started on my maid of honor speech. 823 00:44:04,131 --> 00:44:05,299 Can I ask you a question? 824 00:44:08,344 --> 00:44:09,887 [Healy sighs] 825 00:44:17,311 --> 00:44:22,734 You and I... have a special relationship. 826 00:44:22,817 --> 00:44:25,612 That's why I feel like I can ask you this question. 827 00:44:25,695 --> 00:44:28,656 Would you say that I'm bad at my job? 828 00:44:28,740 --> 00:44:32,118 Well, the very fact that we have a special relationship 829 00:44:32,201 --> 00:44:33,620 and that you acknowledge it 830 00:44:33,703 --> 00:44:36,873 should at least partially answer your question, Healy. 831 00:44:37,915 --> 00:44:40,585 But I'd be lying if I said it hasn't helped me. 832 00:44:41,252 --> 00:44:43,254 It has. 833 00:44:43,337 --> 00:44:46,758 Having a contemporary in here who isn't A, a woman, 834 00:44:46,841 --> 00:44:51,512 and B, a thieving, lying, crazy, murderous, drug-addled woman, 835 00:44:51,595 --> 00:44:53,765 -has been a godsend. -[sighs] 836 00:44:53,848 --> 00:44:55,892 Are you good at your job? 837 00:44:55,975 --> 00:44:58,102 I don't know. 838 00:44:59,603 --> 00:45:03,565 But I know that you've helped me, and I'm grateful to you for it. 839 00:45:06,360 --> 00:45:09,656 Can I go now that I've watered your ego flower? 840 00:45:09,739 --> 00:45:11,866 [chuckles] Yes. 841 00:45:14,118 --> 00:45:18,122 [Cal] Your prison mistress gave you a prison tat. 842 00:45:18,205 --> 00:45:19,666 You are turning into a trope. 843 00:45:19,749 --> 00:45:22,960 -She's my business partner, with benefits. -Ah. 844 00:45:23,044 --> 00:45:25,922 She's getting out and wanted to give me something to remember her by. 845 00:45:26,005 --> 00:45:28,007 I was sad, so I let her. 846 00:45:28,090 --> 00:45:30,509 White ink, huh? 847 00:45:30,592 --> 00:45:34,513 That must be pretty intimidating to some of these girls, 848 00:45:34,596 --> 00:45:37,183 maybe under, like, a black light or something. 849 00:45:38,100 --> 00:45:40,352 -What does it say? -It says "Trust no bitch." 850 00:45:41,103 --> 00:45:44,565 And yes, as a matter of fact, the girls are scared shitless. 851 00:45:45,316 --> 00:45:46,317 Hmm. 852 00:45:47,151 --> 00:45:48,527 I'm quite gangsta. 853 00:45:49,904 --> 00:45:50,947 [sighs] 854 00:45:51,030 --> 00:45:55,242 Oh, shit. What? 855 00:45:55,326 --> 00:45:58,329 I have to give you honesty, because that's how I need to live, 856 00:45:58,412 --> 00:45:59,455 in truth. 857 00:45:59,538 --> 00:46:01,123 What the fuck, Cal? 858 00:46:01,207 --> 00:46:04,168 Neri is selling extra panties on the side. 859 00:46:05,419 --> 00:46:06,838 What? No. 860 00:46:06,921 --> 00:46:08,255 -Yeah. -All wrong. 861 00:46:08,339 --> 00:46:09,673 And where's she getting people to wear them? 862 00:46:09,757 --> 00:46:15,012 Well, um, actually, we invented a miso-tuna-honey sauce 863 00:46:15,096 --> 00:46:17,974 that tastes quite delicious until you add the glue. 864 00:46:18,057 --> 00:46:21,435 You're diluting the brand. You have to get her to stop. 865 00:46:21,518 --> 00:46:23,645 Neri's knock-off prison panties aren't the problem. 866 00:46:23,730 --> 00:46:27,399 In fact, her questionable criminal ethics might actually offset the real problem. 867 00:46:27,483 --> 00:46:30,361 My job is to handle shit in here. Your job is to handle shit out there. 868 00:46:30,444 --> 00:46:34,531 Okay, Pipes, while I'm really proud of how evil prison has made you, 869 00:46:34,615 --> 00:46:36,784 I think you're overestimating your villain index. 870 00:46:36,868 --> 00:46:38,745 You're still transitioning. 871 00:46:38,828 --> 00:46:41,622 You know, you're not Walter White yet. You're... 872 00:46:41,705 --> 00:46:42,749 Walter White-ink. 873 00:46:42,832 --> 00:46:44,291 What are you talking about? 874 00:46:46,168 --> 00:46:47,669 Your money is gone. 875 00:46:48,712 --> 00:46:51,382 Somebody transferred all of your clam clams. 876 00:46:52,216 --> 00:46:54,135 -When? -This morning. 877 00:46:55,261 --> 00:46:57,096 Fucking Flaca! 878 00:47:04,603 --> 00:47:05,855 [weeping] 879 00:47:17,992 --> 00:47:19,368 [Poussey scoffs] 880 00:47:20,953 --> 00:47:24,373 Was a time, Norma, you were good at making people feel safe... 881 00:47:25,124 --> 00:47:27,168 at peace and calm. 882 00:47:27,251 --> 00:47:29,879 Then you let this cave troll turn it into a cult. 883 00:47:29,962 --> 00:47:32,506 Hey, we're toasting Norma here. It's our new thing. 884 00:47:32,589 --> 00:47:35,259 Brook Soso tried to kill herself. 885 00:47:35,342 --> 00:47:37,344 She needed help, and you pushed her away. 886 00:47:37,428 --> 00:47:39,972 As far as I'm concerned, that makes you an accessory. 887 00:47:40,056 --> 00:47:42,308 -What the fuck? -You better back up off 888 00:47:42,391 --> 00:47:45,644 before I smash those shit-stained Chiclets you call teeth down your throat! 889 00:47:49,190 --> 00:47:51,483 [scoffs] Look at all of y'all. 890 00:47:51,567 --> 00:47:55,237 The whole point of being here was to escape our shitty reality. 891 00:47:55,321 --> 00:47:58,407 What, and now you're worshipping a piece of toast? 892 00:48:01,327 --> 00:48:03,955 You know, you actually had me believing in miracles. 893 00:48:05,081 --> 00:48:08,209 But now I know miracles ain't real, and you ain't shit. 894 00:48:09,460 --> 00:48:11,170 [all exclaiming] 895 00:48:11,253 --> 00:48:12,713 [Leanne] Okay, it's fine. It's okay. 896 00:48:12,796 --> 00:48:14,673 -[weeping woman weeps] -It's okay. 897 00:48:14,756 --> 00:48:18,427 Would you stop it? It's fine. 898 00:48:18,510 --> 00:48:19,511 [sighs] 899 00:48:19,595 --> 00:48:22,681 Norma Toast is safe. We're good. 900 00:48:24,350 --> 00:48:25,935 Back to it. 901 00:48:27,519 --> 00:48:30,189 ...and so then I woke up in the laundry room. 902 00:48:30,272 --> 00:48:32,984 It was so weird. 903 00:48:33,067 --> 00:48:35,777 Maybe I was gonna wash my pants, and I fell asleep. 904 00:48:36,863 --> 00:48:39,949 I think I need to start taking vitamins, or... 905 00:48:40,032 --> 00:48:42,952 stop taking Ambien. Something. 906 00:48:43,953 --> 00:48:47,164 Ooh, there's... There's an underpass down Broad Street. 907 00:48:47,248 --> 00:48:49,959 It's a good spot. Take a left up here. 908 00:48:50,042 --> 00:48:51,502 I don't feel very good. 909 00:48:51,585 --> 00:48:53,295 It's all right, I'll make you feel better. 910 00:48:53,379 --> 00:48:55,839 No, my, my head. It's, like, it's banging right now. 911 00:48:55,923 --> 00:48:57,424 It must be my lady time. 912 00:48:57,508 --> 00:49:00,219 [scoffs] Ain't nothing sexy about that. 913 00:49:01,178 --> 00:49:03,430 It doesn't bother me. I kind of like it. 914 00:49:04,681 --> 00:49:07,643 Right here. Take this left, right here. 915 00:49:07,726 --> 00:49:09,979 Hey, what are you doing? I told you to make that left. 916 00:49:10,062 --> 00:49:11,688 What's the matter with you? You want... 917 00:49:11,772 --> 00:49:12,856 You want me to get a little rough? 918 00:49:12,940 --> 00:49:15,442 Is that it? A little roleplay? You into that? 919 00:49:16,360 --> 00:49:17,403 [breathing heavily] 920 00:49:17,486 --> 00:49:20,072 Something's really wrong, like, 921 00:49:20,156 --> 00:49:22,909 like my Nancy Grace ears catnip. 922 00:49:22,992 --> 00:49:25,244 -What? -Yes, something's... [breathing heavily] 923 00:49:25,327 --> 00:49:28,205 It's like my Nancy Grace ears catnip bluegrass funeral. 924 00:49:28,289 --> 00:49:30,624 Tiff, are you okay? What's the matter with you? 925 00:49:30,707 --> 00:49:32,043 Nancy Grace ears. I can't... [grunts] 926 00:49:33,210 --> 00:49:35,004 Shit! 927 00:49:35,087 --> 00:49:36,380 Ahh! 928 00:49:36,463 --> 00:49:37,798 [tires squealing] 929 00:49:39,675 --> 00:49:41,093 [screaming] 930 00:49:41,177 --> 00:49:43,304 [screeching] 931 00:49:43,387 --> 00:49:44,972 -[grunting] -[continues screeching] 932 00:49:45,056 --> 00:49:46,640 What the fuck is that noise? 933 00:49:46,723 --> 00:49:49,393 Is that real, or are you doing it 'cause you think it's a turn-on? 934 00:49:49,476 --> 00:49:51,103 -Is that your fucking excuse? -Oh, fuck. 935 00:49:51,187 --> 00:49:52,729 [Caputo grunting] 936 00:49:52,813 --> 00:49:54,941 -Fuck. -The fuck. 937 00:49:55,983 --> 00:49:57,859 [Fig] You've got to be fucking kidding me. 938 00:49:57,944 --> 00:49:58,945 [groans] 939 00:49:59,028 --> 00:50:00,321 Oh. 940 00:50:00,404 --> 00:50:02,448 What, are you gonna start crying now? 941 00:50:02,531 --> 00:50:04,992 My dick must have finally realized who you are. 942 00:50:05,076 --> 00:50:06,077 I did not think 943 00:50:06,160 --> 00:50:09,538 one man could possibly have more self-loathing than you already did. 944 00:50:09,621 --> 00:50:11,040 You must be loving this. [panting] 945 00:50:12,458 --> 00:50:14,501 Why are you here? Why do you keep coming here? 946 00:50:14,585 --> 00:50:16,212 "Coming" is the operative word, 947 00:50:16,295 --> 00:50:18,547 which obviously isn't happening tonight, so... 948 00:50:18,630 --> 00:50:20,257 Natalie, wait. Wait a second. 949 00:50:20,341 --> 00:50:23,302 "Natalie"? Jesus fucking Christ. 950 00:50:23,385 --> 00:50:25,972 I'm here because you're a good lay, 951 00:50:26,055 --> 00:50:29,016 and I relish the fact that you hate me 952 00:50:29,100 --> 00:50:30,726 but you can't resist me. 953 00:50:30,809 --> 00:50:34,521 Don't worry. I still loathe you, Fig. 954 00:50:34,605 --> 00:50:35,606 Oh, good. 955 00:50:35,689 --> 00:50:37,524 But you're, uh... 956 00:50:37,608 --> 00:50:39,651 I'm not really close to anyone right now. 957 00:50:39,735 --> 00:50:43,197 [chuckles] Do you have any idea how pathetic you are, weirdo? 958 00:50:43,280 --> 00:50:45,657 Yes, actually, I do. 959 00:50:45,741 --> 00:50:48,785 I work for a sleazebag corporation, 960 00:50:48,869 --> 00:50:52,873 and I am hate-fucking a dead-eyed, anorexic crone... 961 00:50:54,375 --> 00:50:56,002 who's the only person I can talk to. 962 00:50:56,918 --> 00:50:58,754 I'm living my worst nightmare. 963 00:50:59,796 --> 00:51:02,008 Then channel your inner Freddy Krueger 964 00:51:02,091 --> 00:51:05,594 and grab life by the balls with your big, bladed fingers. 965 00:51:06,428 --> 00:51:09,265 Pearson quit over this Burset thing. 966 00:51:09,348 --> 00:51:11,475 -I should too, but-- -Wait. Wait, wait, wait. 967 00:51:11,558 --> 00:51:13,560 -Pearson quit? -[sighs] 968 00:51:13,644 --> 00:51:15,979 You have the chance for a promotion, and you're going limp? 969 00:51:16,063 --> 00:51:19,566 [sighs] Even if I wanted his job, and I don't, it's a lateral move. 970 00:51:19,650 --> 00:51:21,360 A lateral move with more pay? 971 00:51:21,443 --> 00:51:24,113 Yes. It's a promotion. 972 00:51:25,739 --> 00:51:29,035 But I'm not gonna capitalize on Burset. I'm gonna fight for her. 973 00:51:29,118 --> 00:51:30,161 Why? 974 00:51:30,244 --> 00:51:32,871 Because I wear protection, so I haven't caught 975 00:51:32,954 --> 00:51:36,208 whatever form of syphilis you have that caused your soul to rot. 976 00:51:36,292 --> 00:51:38,877 No, really. Why? 977 00:51:39,503 --> 00:51:41,547 You keep on martyring yourself for these people, and why? 978 00:51:41,630 --> 00:51:44,883 Has anyone ever thanked you for saving the prison? 979 00:51:45,634 --> 00:51:47,636 Just the people who are now profiting from it. 980 00:51:47,719 --> 00:51:51,973 Well, maybe those are the people you should be sticking your neck out for. 981 00:51:52,058 --> 00:51:54,310 Do what you have to do, 982 00:51:54,393 --> 00:51:57,896 or you're the one who gets fucked in the ass. 983 00:52:00,066 --> 00:52:01,483 Speaking of which... 984 00:52:07,698 --> 00:52:09,491 You're so disgusting. 985 00:52:09,575 --> 00:52:11,285 [Fig laughing] 986 00:52:12,786 --> 00:52:14,080 [both grunting] 987 00:52:28,552 --> 00:52:29,720 Hey. 988 00:52:31,263 --> 00:52:33,765 I heard about your mother. 989 00:52:33,849 --> 00:52:36,185 Yeah. Thanks. 990 00:52:37,936 --> 00:52:38,937 You two good? 991 00:52:39,020 --> 00:52:40,439 What's that supposed to mean? 992 00:52:41,773 --> 00:52:43,234 [scoffs] 993 00:52:43,317 --> 00:52:44,610 You know what? 994 00:52:44,693 --> 00:52:47,321 Let's say our prayers and go on with our days. 995 00:52:47,404 --> 00:52:48,989 That sounds good to you, little girl? 996 00:52:49,072 --> 00:52:51,283 -I ain't your little girl. -Oh, I know that. 997 00:52:52,326 --> 00:52:54,411 You don't need nobody. I got it. 998 00:52:54,495 --> 00:52:56,372 Certainly don't need people who don't got my back. 999 00:52:56,455 --> 00:52:57,789 Well, maybe people would have your back 1000 00:52:57,873 --> 00:53:00,000 if they knew you weren't gonna turn it on them. 1001 00:53:00,083 --> 00:53:01,377 [scoffs] 1002 00:53:02,669 --> 00:53:05,964 Hey, Gonzales. You took my money? 1003 00:53:06,047 --> 00:53:08,300 -What? [scoffs] -You wanna fuck with me? 1004 00:53:08,384 --> 00:53:10,761 You need to step back right now, 1005 00:53:10,844 --> 00:53:12,596 or you gonna lay back, bitch. 1006 00:53:12,679 --> 00:53:15,599 I don't care what she did, what you think she did. 1007 00:53:15,682 --> 00:53:17,684 You don't get to come here and push, 1008 00:53:17,768 --> 00:53:19,686 or you're gonna get pushed. 1009 00:53:19,770 --> 00:53:23,690 She saw me this morning in the library, conducting business. 1010 00:53:23,774 --> 00:53:26,152 All I saw you was reading that stupid butter-bones book, 1011 00:53:26,235 --> 00:53:28,237 and I told you it was bad science. What are you talking about? 1012 00:53:28,320 --> 00:53:30,239 You made up a story about your sick mom 1013 00:53:30,322 --> 00:53:31,657 so that I would let you back in. 1014 00:53:31,740 --> 00:53:35,076 Her mother is sick, idiot. 1015 00:53:35,161 --> 00:53:37,496 And why you think she's in here on her knees? 1016 00:53:37,579 --> 00:53:39,206 Huh, what's the matter with you? 1017 00:53:42,042 --> 00:53:43,043 Well, good. 1018 00:53:44,085 --> 00:53:45,379 I mean, not good that she's sick, 1019 00:53:45,462 --> 00:53:47,548 but good that you weren't lying, 1020 00:53:47,631 --> 00:53:49,550 and I hope that she feels better, 1021 00:53:49,633 --> 00:53:52,803 and I hope that you both know not to mess with me. 1022 00:53:59,935 --> 00:54:01,102 [slams seat down] 1023 00:54:02,188 --> 00:54:03,189 [sighs] 1024 00:54:26,420 --> 00:54:27,921 [sighs] 1025 00:54:28,004 --> 00:54:30,299 Angie ate Toast Norma. 1026 00:54:32,175 --> 00:54:35,429 She thought it would give her powers or some stupid shit, 1027 00:54:35,512 --> 00:54:40,016 and I didn't stop her because the people believed the stupid, black dyke 1028 00:54:40,100 --> 00:54:43,144 who listened to that stupid, yellow chink. 1029 00:54:43,812 --> 00:54:46,815 I mean "yellow" both racially and as a chicken-shit. 1030 00:54:46,898 --> 00:54:48,692 Only chicken-shits try to kill themselves. 1031 00:54:51,111 --> 00:54:53,822 [sighs] I know you're upset about the toast. 1032 00:54:53,905 --> 00:54:55,616 It was a bad idea. 1033 00:54:59,953 --> 00:55:01,872 Norma, I still believe in you. 1034 00:55:03,665 --> 00:55:06,752 [shuddering] Don't do this to me, please. 1035 00:55:08,504 --> 00:55:10,381 You need me. 1036 00:55:10,922 --> 00:55:12,258 I need you. 1037 00:55:13,300 --> 00:55:14,718 [crying] We made miracles. 1038 00:55:15,386 --> 00:55:16,553 No. 1039 00:55:25,812 --> 00:55:27,314 [breathing heavily] 1040 00:55:34,655 --> 00:55:36,615 -[O'Neill laughing] -[Coates] It's just a scratch. 1041 00:55:36,698 --> 00:55:39,200 -They'll probably just buff that out. -[O'Neill] It's not a scratch, man. 1042 00:55:39,285 --> 00:55:42,203 Huh. You okay? What'd the doc say? 1043 00:55:42,288 --> 00:55:45,206 I told him all about the word soup and white eyeballs. 1044 00:55:45,957 --> 00:55:47,834 -And? -And, you know, 1045 00:55:47,918 --> 00:55:52,172 even though it's probably just a one-time, freak thing... 1046 00:55:53,089 --> 00:55:55,175 I ain't fit to be the van girl no more. 1047 00:55:55,258 --> 00:55:56,593 [chuckling] 1048 00:55:56,677 --> 00:55:58,387 -[imitating epileptic grunts] -[laughing] 1049 00:56:00,847 --> 00:56:03,058 Who knew cousin Sandy's epilepsy 1050 00:56:03,141 --> 00:56:05,477 would one day save your hillbilly prison soul? 1051 00:56:05,561 --> 00:56:07,270 You're a really good teacher. 1052 00:56:07,354 --> 00:56:09,773 Yeah, and you, apparently, are a fine actress. 1053 00:56:10,732 --> 00:56:11,775 [speaking indistinctly] 1054 00:56:11,858 --> 00:56:13,527 All he gets is a bandage over his eye. 1055 00:56:13,610 --> 00:56:15,821 [Pennsatucky] Yeah, but he bled a lot. 1056 00:56:15,904 --> 00:56:17,280 Not out of his butt. 1057 00:56:18,031 --> 00:56:20,116 Still, I consider that a win. 1058 00:56:20,200 --> 00:56:21,242 Yeah. 1059 00:56:21,327 --> 00:56:23,078 [Donaldson] We need you over here. 1060 00:56:23,161 --> 00:56:25,706 Hi, it's Maritza. 1061 00:56:25,789 --> 00:56:28,249 Aw, shit. 1062 00:56:32,170 --> 00:56:33,797 [microwave beeps] 1063 00:56:36,717 --> 00:56:37,718 Ah, shit. 1064 00:56:43,932 --> 00:56:45,308 [screams] 1065 00:56:49,521 --> 00:56:51,189 -[defibrillator charges] -[gasps] 1066 00:56:52,941 --> 00:56:54,610 [indistinct radio chatter] 1067 00:56:54,693 --> 00:56:56,152 [male paramedic] Miss Black? 1068 00:56:56,236 --> 00:56:58,572 Your heart was in a dangerous arrhythmia. 1069 00:56:58,655 --> 00:57:00,741 We were able to shock it back to sinus rhythm. 1070 00:57:00,824 --> 00:57:01,867 You're gonna be fine. 1071 00:57:03,494 --> 00:57:05,371 There's no God. 1072 00:57:06,872 --> 00:57:08,457 There's nothing. 1073 00:57:13,086 --> 00:57:14,212 How's the tat feeling? 1074 00:57:14,295 --> 00:57:16,256 It's burning. 1075 00:57:16,340 --> 00:57:18,008 Searing, even. 1076 00:57:18,091 --> 00:57:20,886 It looks okay. Doesn't look infected or anything. 1077 00:57:20,969 --> 00:57:23,138 It must be the irony, then. 1078 00:57:23,221 --> 00:57:25,306 "Trust no bitch." 1079 00:57:25,391 --> 00:57:26,683 I don't get it. 1080 00:57:26,767 --> 00:57:29,895 You and Alex are the only people who know where that phone is... 1081 00:57:30,521 --> 00:57:31,522 [whispering] and maybe Flaca, 1082 00:57:31,605 --> 00:57:32,814 but I really don't think so. 1083 00:57:32,898 --> 00:57:34,941 And neither one of them are getting out in two days. 1084 00:57:36,985 --> 00:57:39,320 You fucked me, Stella. 1085 00:57:39,405 --> 00:57:40,656 I'm panicking, Piper. 1086 00:57:40,739 --> 00:57:42,949 Oh, so you decide to steal from me? 1087 00:57:43,033 --> 00:57:45,411 I have no family, no friends and $20. 1088 00:57:45,494 --> 00:57:47,120 That doesn't even get me one night in a motel. 1089 00:57:47,203 --> 00:57:48,329 It'll pay for an hour, 1090 00:57:48,414 --> 00:57:51,458 which is plenty of time to use your hot tits and your pretty, little lying face 1091 00:57:51,542 --> 00:57:53,419 to lure in a sucker and rob him blind. 1092 00:57:53,502 --> 00:57:55,837 What's going on with The L Word over there? 1093 00:57:55,921 --> 00:57:58,674 Thunder from Down Under been necking with somebody else? 1094 00:57:58,757 --> 00:58:02,428 Nah, Chapman's been accusing people of stealing her money. 1095 00:58:02,511 --> 00:58:03,970 Oh, that bitch guilty. 1096 00:58:04,054 --> 00:58:06,306 -How do you know? -She desperate. 1097 00:58:06,390 --> 00:58:08,684 I hit her up to see what she was gonna leave me in her prison will, 1098 00:58:08,767 --> 00:58:10,561 -and she taking everything. -Ooh. 1099 00:58:10,644 --> 00:58:12,228 She even taking the Maxi Pads. 1100 00:58:12,312 --> 00:58:15,774 Man, Chapman came at me ready to bash my skull in, 1101 00:58:15,857 --> 00:58:18,026 but she gonna let her off the hook? [scoffs] 1102 00:58:18,109 --> 00:58:19,778 It pays to hump the boss. 1103 00:58:20,654 --> 00:58:24,450 She let you come back and let the kangaroo rob her blind? [scoffing] 1104 00:58:24,533 --> 00:58:26,743 Girls, this is good news. 1105 00:58:26,827 --> 00:58:28,870 She'll gum you, but the boss got no teeth. 1106 00:58:28,954 --> 00:58:30,831 I'm gonna ask for more money. 1107 00:58:30,914 --> 00:58:34,000 She gonna donate to the Foster's, she can donate to Colt 45. 1108 00:58:34,918 --> 00:58:38,046 Or should I be saying "Manischewitz" now? 1109 00:58:39,047 --> 00:58:43,301 [whispering] You could have asked me instead of burgling me. 1110 00:58:43,384 --> 00:58:46,888 I'm asking you now... to understand. 1111 00:58:46,972 --> 00:58:48,515 Of course I understand. 1112 00:58:48,599 --> 00:58:52,936 Your situation is going to be my situation in the next six to 12 months, 1113 00:58:53,019 --> 00:58:56,523 which is why I started Felonious Spunk in the first place. 1114 00:58:56,607 --> 00:58:58,316 To take money from perverts, 1115 00:58:58,399 --> 00:59:00,486 not from people that I pretend to care about. 1116 00:59:00,569 --> 00:59:02,571 I do care! Don't you? 1117 00:59:04,155 --> 00:59:07,701 I'm going to make this up to you. I promise. 1118 00:59:09,202 --> 00:59:10,328 [Anita scoffs] 1119 00:59:12,831 --> 00:59:14,541 [Black Cindy clears throat] 1120 00:59:15,542 --> 00:59:18,378 And as groom and bride prepared for this ceremony, 1121 00:59:18,462 --> 00:59:21,548 they reflected on what it is that brought them here today, 1122 00:59:21,632 --> 00:59:24,676 ready to commit their lives to one another. 1123 00:59:24,760 --> 00:59:26,887 You have your vows, yes? 1124 00:59:26,970 --> 00:59:28,429 Groom goes first. 1125 00:59:31,517 --> 00:59:32,934 "Lorna, 1126 00:59:33,018 --> 00:59:36,605 -I cannot believe we are doing this. -[both laugh] 1127 00:59:36,688 --> 00:59:38,857 In fact, I think we might be crazy. 1128 00:59:38,940 --> 00:59:41,943 But we are crazy together. 1129 00:59:42,027 --> 00:59:43,862 We fit, and we match 1130 00:59:43,945 --> 00:59:46,114 and I think you are beautiful... 1131 00:59:47,032 --> 00:59:48,283 and you make me feel tall. 1132 00:59:48,366 --> 00:59:50,911 -[laughs] -And I love your heart." 1133 00:59:51,537 --> 00:59:52,746 You're good, Lorna. 1134 00:59:53,872 --> 00:59:57,918 "I cannot wait to spend every day that I am allowed to with you, 1135 00:59:58,001 --> 01:00:01,004 and then when you are out, just every day." 1136 01:00:04,007 --> 01:00:05,300 Vince... 1137 01:00:06,384 --> 01:00:09,555 I'm just so happy and honored 1138 01:00:09,638 --> 01:00:12,849 to be Lorna Muccio. [sniffles] 1139 01:00:12,933 --> 01:00:16,394 And for that, I thank you very much-io. 1140 01:00:16,477 --> 01:00:17,979 [all laughing] 1141 01:00:18,689 --> 01:00:21,357 I'm not a great writer like you, so... 1142 01:00:21,441 --> 01:00:23,569 I have a poem to read. 1143 01:00:25,654 --> 01:00:29,658 "In my life, there's been heartache and pain. 1144 01:00:29,741 --> 01:00:32,994 I don't know if I can face it again. 1145 01:00:33,829 --> 01:00:36,707 Can't stop now, 1146 01:00:36,790 --> 01:00:38,875 I've traveled so far 1147 01:00:38,959 --> 01:00:42,087 to change this lonely life. 1148 01:00:44,464 --> 01:00:47,551 I want to know what love is. 1149 01:00:48,844 --> 01:00:51,638 I want you to show me. 1150 01:00:52,556 --> 01:00:55,100 I want to feel what love is. 1151 01:00:56,309 --> 01:00:57,769 I know you can show me." 1152 01:00:58,937 --> 01:01:01,022 Foreigner, my favorite band. 1153 01:01:01,106 --> 01:01:02,482 I knew it! 1154 01:01:03,483 --> 01:01:05,777 -Beautiful. -Yeah. 1155 01:01:05,861 --> 01:01:07,403 And now the rings. 1156 01:01:08,154 --> 01:01:09,155 Vince, 1157 01:01:09,239 --> 01:01:12,576 place your ring on Lorna's finger and repeat after me. 1158 01:01:12,659 --> 01:01:13,702 Oh. 1159 01:01:13,785 --> 01:01:17,205 "Through this ring, I, Vincent Muccio, 1160 01:01:17,288 --> 01:01:22,377 accept you, Lorna Morello, as my wife, now and for all time." 1161 01:01:22,460 --> 01:01:24,420 Through this ring, 1162 01:01:24,504 --> 01:01:26,172 I, Vincent Muccio, 1163 01:01:26,256 --> 01:01:29,092 accept you, Lorna Morello, as my wife, 1164 01:01:29,175 --> 01:01:31,720 now and for all time. 1165 01:01:31,803 --> 01:01:33,471 [sighs] 1166 01:01:34,055 --> 01:01:36,266 [chaplain] And now, Lorna, place your ring on Vincent's finger. 1167 01:01:36,349 --> 01:01:39,560 This is so beautiful. This is why I don't wanna elope. 1168 01:01:39,645 --> 01:01:42,606 I can't cry like this in front of my mother. [sniffles] 1169 01:01:44,357 --> 01:01:46,735 Oh, shit, I missed her putting on the ring. 1170 01:01:46,818 --> 01:01:48,403 Get the kiss, you big galoot. 1171 01:01:48,486 --> 01:01:50,196 Through this ring, 1172 01:01:50,280 --> 01:01:52,573 I, Lorna Morello, 1173 01:01:52,658 --> 01:01:56,369 accept you, Vincent Muccio, 1174 01:01:56,452 --> 01:02:00,874 as my husband, now and forever. 1175 01:02:02,375 --> 01:02:03,627 [chaplain] Now, normally, at this point, 1176 01:02:03,710 --> 01:02:05,754 I would have you both light the unity candle, 1177 01:02:05,837 --> 01:02:09,174 but prison restrictions on open flames won't allow it. 1178 01:02:09,257 --> 01:02:11,301 Plus, our bride is wearing paper. 1179 01:02:11,384 --> 01:02:13,887 So instead, I will urge you 1180 01:02:13,970 --> 01:02:16,139 to gaze into each other's eyes 1181 01:02:16,222 --> 01:02:18,558 and light the fire within. 1182 01:02:19,643 --> 01:02:20,769 As you do... 1183 01:02:21,561 --> 01:02:25,481 by the power vested in me by the state of New York, 1184 01:02:25,565 --> 01:02:29,569 I now pronounce you husband and wife. 1185 01:02:29,653 --> 01:02:31,404 You may kiss the bride! 1186 01:02:31,487 --> 01:02:32,698 Oh, my goodness! 1187 01:02:40,038 --> 01:02:42,874 Ah, they make a beautiful couple, absolutely beautiful. 1188 01:02:49,630 --> 01:02:52,718 Okay, you two can spend an hour in here together. 1189 01:02:52,801 --> 01:02:53,927 Bell will stay with you. 1190 01:02:54,010 --> 01:02:55,011 Uh, here? 1191 01:02:55,595 --> 01:02:58,348 You don't have a trailer or somethin' a little more private, alone? 1192 01:02:58,431 --> 01:03:00,641 There's no conjugal visits in Federal. 1193 01:03:01,517 --> 01:03:02,643 I'm sorry. 1194 01:03:06,647 --> 01:03:09,317 -Yes! Husband, yes! -Yeah! 1195 01:03:09,400 --> 01:03:11,361 -Fuck yeah, wife! -[moaning] 1196 01:03:11,444 --> 01:03:13,947 Consummate this marriage! 1197 01:03:14,030 --> 01:03:16,407 Consummating the shit out of you, babe! 1198 01:03:16,491 --> 01:03:17,826 [both groaning] 1199 01:03:20,495 --> 01:03:22,538 -[Lorna moaning] -[Vince] Yeah, yeah. 1200 01:03:22,622 --> 01:03:23,623 [Red] Young love... 1201 01:03:23,707 --> 01:03:26,752 they have no idea what they're in for. 1202 01:03:26,835 --> 01:03:28,378 It doesn't always end badly. 1203 01:03:28,461 --> 01:03:31,214 Oh, said the man whose wife sleeps in her mother's bed 1204 01:03:31,297 --> 01:03:36,302 to the prisoner whose brand-new divorce certificate is her most prized possession. 1205 01:03:36,386 --> 01:03:39,014 You gotta believe in something. Why not love? 1206 01:03:39,097 --> 01:03:42,017 Because "happily ever after" was invented for the storybooks, 1207 01:03:42,100 --> 01:03:45,520 so kids reach breeding age without killing themselves. 1208 01:03:45,603 --> 01:03:49,733 So, love is the lie we tell ourselves so we don't go extinct? 1209 01:03:49,816 --> 01:03:52,152 That's pretty bleak, Red, even for you. 1210 01:03:52,235 --> 01:03:55,488 Oh, and you caught me on a glass-half-full day. 1211 01:03:55,571 --> 01:03:57,282 So, you don't think 1212 01:03:57,365 --> 01:04:00,576 there's someone out there you're meant to be with? 1213 01:04:02,412 --> 01:04:03,830 Of course I do. 1214 01:04:05,123 --> 01:04:06,707 Everybody has a soul mate. 1215 01:04:06,792 --> 01:04:10,378 But they're usually on the other side of the bars, or the wall, 1216 01:04:10,461 --> 01:04:12,672 or the planet from you. 1217 01:04:13,882 --> 01:04:15,633 That's the way the universe works. 1218 01:04:15,716 --> 01:04:18,219 You're not gonna be in prison forever. 1219 01:04:20,013 --> 01:04:21,765 You got a future to think about. 1220 01:04:22,974 --> 01:04:25,101 Our ships passed too late in the night 1221 01:04:25,185 --> 01:04:28,396 for one of them to change course, Sam. 1222 01:04:47,833 --> 01:04:49,167 Father! 1223 01:04:50,460 --> 01:04:52,796 Father! 1224 01:04:52,879 --> 01:04:55,006 Father! 1225 01:05:00,011 --> 01:05:02,973 God, please help my mother. 1226 01:05:03,890 --> 01:05:04,975 [crying] 1227 01:05:08,353 --> 01:05:09,645 Father? 1228 01:05:09,729 --> 01:05:11,314 My mom is sick again. 1229 01:05:13,817 --> 01:05:14,818 Jesus? 1230 01:05:14,901 --> 01:05:15,902 [retches] 1231 01:05:17,863 --> 01:05:18,905 Ahh! 1232 01:05:18,989 --> 01:05:22,826 Help me, please! Somebody, please! He smells! 1233 01:05:22,909 --> 01:05:27,538 Oh, gross! Get the fuck off of me! 1234 01:05:29,916 --> 01:05:31,376 [Stella sighs] 1235 01:05:35,046 --> 01:05:38,424 I've rewritten this at least ten times. 1236 01:05:41,511 --> 01:05:43,346 I don't know what to say. 1237 01:05:49,895 --> 01:05:51,646 I feel like you're saving my life. 1238 01:05:54,399 --> 01:05:55,816 I came to say goodbye. 1239 01:05:56,734 --> 01:05:59,320 Well, I still have a few more days. 1240 01:06:00,821 --> 01:06:02,240 [Donaldson] Clear the bunk. 1241 01:06:08,454 --> 01:06:09,539 Not you. 1242 01:06:09,622 --> 01:06:11,082 We have reports of contraband. 1243 01:06:11,166 --> 01:06:12,833 I haven't got anything. I'm getting out in two days. 1244 01:06:12,918 --> 01:06:14,419 Well, hopefully you've given everything away, then. 1245 01:06:14,502 --> 01:06:15,586 Well... 1246 01:06:22,677 --> 01:06:24,554 -Found a lighter. -That's not mine. 1247 01:06:25,513 --> 01:06:26,806 [sniffs] 1248 01:06:26,890 --> 01:06:28,474 Marijuana cigarettes? 1249 01:06:28,558 --> 01:06:30,226 [gasps] Wait, wait... 1250 01:06:30,310 --> 01:06:32,353 Cigarette cigarettes. [tisking] 1251 01:06:32,437 --> 01:06:34,022 This isn't even my stuff. 1252 01:06:34,105 --> 01:06:35,773 It can't be! 1253 01:06:36,774 --> 01:06:37,817 [gags] Ugh! 1254 01:06:37,901 --> 01:06:39,694 [Gerber] Where'd you get illegal chicken from, inmate? 1255 01:06:39,777 --> 01:06:40,778 What? 1256 01:06:41,696 --> 01:06:44,824 [gasps] Bayley, check out this candy shiv. 1257 01:06:44,908 --> 01:06:46,201 How cool is that? 1258 01:06:46,284 --> 01:06:47,743 [Donaldson clears throat] 1259 01:06:47,827 --> 01:06:49,662 I mean... 1260 01:06:49,745 --> 01:06:51,789 this is a deadly weapon. 1261 01:06:51,872 --> 01:06:54,042 You are so going to Max, inmate. 1262 01:07:13,979 --> 01:07:15,896 Sorry about your dildo, Boo. 1263 01:07:15,981 --> 01:07:20,235 Cost of doing business. I'll make it up to you. 1264 01:07:20,318 --> 01:07:23,738 Damn, Chapman. That is some stone-cold shit. 1265 01:07:23,821 --> 01:07:27,617 I don't fuck around. Let the people know. 1266 01:07:30,996 --> 01:07:34,624 I'm hoping this voluntary organizing meeting is, uh, code for 1267 01:07:34,707 --> 01:07:36,584 "our union petition has been accepted." 1268 01:07:36,667 --> 01:07:40,380 Maybe he just wants us to pull together our official list of demands. 1269 01:07:40,463 --> 01:07:43,341 I think the prison should issue us socks and underwear, 1270 01:07:43,424 --> 01:07:44,425 not just outerwear. 1271 01:07:44,509 --> 01:07:46,511 I want them to pay my college loans. 1272 01:07:46,594 --> 01:07:47,928 You went to college, and you're working here? 1273 01:07:48,013 --> 01:07:51,516 Associate's degree, Justice Admin, DeVry. 1274 01:07:52,142 --> 01:07:54,727 Here he is, the white Cesar Chavez. 1275 01:07:54,810 --> 01:07:59,107 Today, as you know, is a very big day. So, let's make this quick. 1276 01:07:59,190 --> 01:08:01,985 We hear Pearson's out. Are you next? Are they union-busting? 1277 01:08:02,068 --> 01:08:04,862 Or did our petition go through and he got canned for not stopping it? 1278 01:08:04,945 --> 01:08:06,281 Pearson quit. 1279 01:08:07,198 --> 01:08:09,284 There's a new Director of Human Activity. 1280 01:08:11,911 --> 01:08:12,996 It's you, isn't it? 1281 01:08:14,164 --> 01:08:15,748 Everyone has the right to unionize. 1282 01:08:15,831 --> 01:08:17,458 Shit. Motherfucking shit. 1283 01:08:17,542 --> 01:08:20,003 But I have access to budgets now. 1284 01:08:20,086 --> 01:08:24,465 And all that noise about the whole shebang coming crashing down 1285 01:08:24,549 --> 01:08:26,676 if MCC starts covering benefits, 1286 01:08:26,759 --> 01:08:28,428 it is 100% true. 1287 01:08:28,511 --> 01:08:30,430 They must have given you a pretty good pay raise. 1288 01:08:30,513 --> 01:08:32,432 Yeah, like 30 pieces of silver. 1289 01:08:34,100 --> 01:08:35,810 I have done nothing... 1290 01:08:36,727 --> 01:08:40,440 but save your asses since this prison was scheduled to close. 1291 01:08:41,691 --> 01:08:43,943 You're goddamn right. 1292 01:08:44,027 --> 01:08:45,778 It was a pretty good pay raise. 1293 01:08:45,861 --> 01:08:49,782 And any one of you ungrateful, selfish sons of bitches 1294 01:08:49,865 --> 01:08:53,744 would have thrown me under the bus and run me over to get the same. 1295 01:08:53,828 --> 01:08:56,414 Well, guess what? It's my turn. 1296 01:08:57,332 --> 01:08:58,416 It's the year of Caputo. 1297 01:08:58,499 --> 01:09:01,502 [Ford] You know, we had a union captain once 1298 01:09:01,586 --> 01:09:05,881 who told us that the corporation would call an optional meeting 1299 01:09:05,965 --> 01:09:08,301 and then try to scare us out of unionizing. 1300 01:09:08,384 --> 01:09:09,427 I remember that. 1301 01:09:09,510 --> 01:09:11,804 He said, "When they did that, we should say," 1302 01:09:11,887 --> 01:09:14,099 and I am paraphrasing... 1303 01:09:14,182 --> 01:09:15,183 "Fuck you!" 1304 01:09:15,266 --> 01:09:16,934 [Ford] That's right, because he said, 1305 01:09:17,017 --> 01:09:19,395 "The company needs you more than you need them." 1306 01:09:19,479 --> 01:09:21,689 Now I've seen things from the inside, 1307 01:09:22,357 --> 01:09:23,441 and I stand corrected. 1308 01:09:23,524 --> 01:09:25,110 You're all replaceable. 1309 01:09:25,776 --> 01:09:27,027 Not today, we're not. 1310 01:09:27,695 --> 01:09:30,281 I'd say today of all days, 1311 01:09:30,365 --> 01:09:33,659 the company still needs us pretty damn bad. 1312 01:09:33,743 --> 01:09:37,580 Yeah, I'm gonna go with my old captain on this one. 1313 01:09:39,790 --> 01:09:40,833 Fuck you. 1314 01:09:46,839 --> 01:09:48,716 It ain't right, Mr. Caputo. 1315 01:09:51,469 --> 01:09:53,053 It ain't right. 1316 01:09:57,933 --> 01:09:58,934 [inhales sharply] 1317 01:10:04,524 --> 01:10:05,900 [snorts] 1318 01:10:13,866 --> 01:10:15,951 Good luck letting the monkeys run the zoo. 1319 01:10:26,587 --> 01:10:30,341 All right, all tools are present and accounted for. 1320 01:10:35,054 --> 01:10:38,057 All good. Thanks, ladies. 1321 01:10:38,141 --> 01:10:40,851 Oh, wait, wait. Hold up. Someone needs to sweep. 1322 01:10:41,769 --> 01:10:43,604 -Not me. -[inmate] No way. 1323 01:10:43,688 --> 01:10:46,899 Fine. I'll do it. But you guys owe me. 1324 01:10:47,608 --> 01:10:48,609 Okay. 1325 01:10:48,693 --> 01:10:50,110 Thank you, Vause. I'm gonna walk them over. 1326 01:10:50,195 --> 01:10:53,281 Yeah, yeah, I'll just be here, sweeping like Cinderella. 1327 01:10:59,954 --> 01:11:01,414 [door opens] 1328 01:11:02,290 --> 01:11:03,541 [door slams] 1329 01:11:03,624 --> 01:11:05,335 [chuckling] Well, that was quick. 1330 01:11:09,255 --> 01:11:10,256 Aydin. 1331 01:11:11,257 --> 01:11:12,300 How-- 1332 01:11:12,383 --> 01:11:14,844 This place would hire Forrest fucking Gump. 1333 01:11:14,927 --> 01:11:16,262 The guy who interviewed me was so relieved 1334 01:11:16,346 --> 01:11:19,056 to find someone who's actually qualified. [scoffs] 1335 01:11:21,434 --> 01:11:23,353 You don't have to do this. 1336 01:11:24,144 --> 01:11:25,730 Yeah, I do. 1337 01:11:34,697 --> 01:11:36,699 [sighs] 1338 01:12:44,725 --> 01:12:48,187 Hey, uh, there's no inmates in the dorms while the bunks are being installed. 1339 01:12:48,271 --> 01:12:49,772 She needs to sit down. 1340 01:12:49,855 --> 01:12:51,524 I'm sorry. Rules is rules. 1341 01:12:52,983 --> 01:12:54,485 -[scoffs] This one. -[sighs] 1342 01:12:55,695 --> 01:12:57,488 [Dayanara] At least we're getting new beds. 1343 01:12:57,572 --> 01:12:59,407 [female TV announcer] I'm a little good at a lot of things 1344 01:12:59,490 --> 01:13:00,991 and I'm helping New Yorkers 1345 01:13:01,075 --> 01:13:02,743 -one thing at a time. -[banging on door] 1346 01:13:09,500 --> 01:13:11,210 -Who are you? -Is Cesar home? 1347 01:13:11,794 --> 01:13:14,547 Cesar? Some white guy! 1348 01:13:14,630 --> 01:13:17,257 [shushing] Okay, it's okay. 1349 01:13:19,051 --> 01:13:20,260 Yo, what's up, man? Who are you? 1350 01:13:20,345 --> 01:13:21,512 Uh, Cesar Velazquez? 1351 01:13:22,555 --> 01:13:23,848 -Fuck. -[Margarita shouting in Spanish] 1352 01:13:23,931 --> 01:13:25,975 Get back in the room! Go back in the room! 1353 01:13:26,058 --> 01:13:27,393 What do you mean get back in the room? 1354 01:13:27,477 --> 01:13:28,811 Cesar, we have a warrant! 1355 01:13:28,894 --> 01:13:30,062 [Margarita continues shouting] 1356 01:13:30,145 --> 01:13:31,689 [man 1] DEA! 1357 01:13:33,649 --> 01:13:34,817 Come on! [grunting] 1358 01:13:35,860 --> 01:13:36,944 -Please don't take my baby! -[man 2] Move in! 1359 01:13:37,027 --> 01:13:38,028 Hands up! Don't move! 1360 01:13:38,112 --> 01:13:39,279 Get back in the room! Get back in your... 1361 01:13:39,364 --> 01:13:41,281 [Margarita] Cesar! Cesar! No! [Cesar] It's okay. 1362 01:13:41,991 --> 01:13:44,201 Yo, get your filthy fucking hands off my baby! 1363 01:13:44,952 --> 01:13:46,454 [man 3] You two, with me! Let's go! 1364 01:13:48,789 --> 01:13:50,124 [grunting] 1365 01:13:50,207 --> 01:13:51,959 [man 4] He's over there! 1366 01:13:52,042 --> 01:13:53,878 Get your hands off my daughter, you stupid motherfucker! 1367 01:13:53,961 --> 01:13:55,755 [man 4] Get him down on the ground! 1368 01:13:55,838 --> 01:13:58,007 Get your hands off my fucking daughter! 1369 01:13:58,090 --> 01:13:59,509 -Motherfucker! -Daddy! 1370 01:13:59,592 --> 01:14:01,552 Get your hands off my daughter, motherfucker! 1371 01:14:01,636 --> 01:14:02,637 [man 5] Come here, come here! 1372 01:14:02,720 --> 01:14:05,264 [Cesar] Let go of my daughter! I swear, the... 1373 01:14:05,348 --> 01:14:07,475 Jesus, looks like heroin Romper Room in here. 1374 01:14:07,558 --> 01:14:10,686 -[man 6] Let's go, let's go! -Get Child Services down here, now. 1375 01:14:10,770 --> 01:14:12,688 And, Donna, get the baby out. 1376 01:14:14,189 --> 01:14:16,567 [Cesar] What are you doin'? No, no. 1377 01:14:16,651 --> 01:14:17,818 [panting] 1378 01:14:18,486 --> 01:14:21,321 Let go of my baby. Let go of my baby, you mother... 1379 01:14:21,406 --> 01:14:23,491 [groaning] 1380 01:14:23,574 --> 01:14:25,701 Get off... 1381 01:14:25,785 --> 01:14:26,786 [Lucy] Daddy! 1382 01:14:26,869 --> 01:14:29,163 Christina! Take care of Daya's baby! 1383 01:14:29,246 --> 01:14:30,373 [Emiliano] Let go of me. 1384 01:14:30,456 --> 01:14:31,499 [Cesar grunting] 1385 01:14:31,582 --> 01:14:32,875 Get off my girl! 1386 01:14:32,958 --> 01:14:35,044 Get off my girl, motherfucker! 1387 01:14:35,127 --> 01:14:37,129 [tattoo machine whirring] 1388 01:14:38,213 --> 01:14:39,424 [groaning] 1389 01:14:44,679 --> 01:14:46,138 [gasping] 1390 01:14:46,221 --> 01:14:48,140 Cliché, my ass. 1391 01:14:48,974 --> 01:14:51,644 It's... It's fucking awesome. 1392 01:15:10,370 --> 01:15:12,915 [phone ringing] 1393 01:15:12,998 --> 01:15:14,374 Hello? 1394 01:15:17,377 --> 01:15:18,378 Hello? 1395 01:15:18,463 --> 01:15:20,631 Judy King is here. 1396 01:15:20,715 --> 01:15:21,882 Anyone? 1397 01:15:26,554 --> 01:15:28,848 We're here to self-surrender! 1398 01:15:29,640 --> 01:15:30,683 Anyone? 1399 01:15:30,766 --> 01:15:32,392 [scoffs] Well, fuck a duck. 1400 01:15:32,477 --> 01:15:35,062 Already this place is a goddamn joke. 1401 01:15:35,688 --> 01:15:37,565 I told you we should've stuck with Alderson, 1402 01:15:37,648 --> 01:15:41,401 but no, no, you gotta drag my ass all the way to upstate Jew York. 1403 01:15:42,111 --> 01:15:44,864 I should kick your balls into your sternum. 1404 01:15:52,455 --> 01:15:55,249 Well, did we or did we not call ahead? 1405 01:15:55,332 --> 01:15:56,626 I mean, this is just... 1406 01:15:58,085 --> 01:15:59,378 rude. 1407 01:16:00,630 --> 01:16:01,881 [sobbing] Oh, God. 1408 01:16:36,582 --> 01:16:38,125 [sighs] 1409 01:16:54,892 --> 01:16:56,101 [gasps] 1410 01:17:08,155 --> 01:17:09,406 [all laughing] 1411 01:17:09,489 --> 01:17:11,784 Hey, where's Norma Christ going? 1412 01:17:11,867 --> 01:17:14,286 -Holy... -Shit! 1413 01:17:15,454 --> 01:17:17,832 -Where the guards at? -I feel like this is one of those things, 1414 01:17:17,915 --> 01:17:19,709 like when all the dogs and the horses disappear 1415 01:17:19,792 --> 01:17:22,294 before there's an earthquake or a tidal wave or something. 1416 01:17:22,377 --> 01:17:24,213 -I'm going. -You crazy. 1417 01:17:24,296 --> 01:17:26,882 They're the ones who took the fence down. Maybe they're expanding the yard. 1418 01:17:26,966 --> 01:17:29,051 Are we supposed to know any better? 1419 01:17:31,428 --> 01:17:32,597 She got a good point. 1420 01:17:32,680 --> 01:17:34,306 -[grunts] -The fuck? 1421 01:17:37,768 --> 01:17:39,353 Oh, shit. 1422 01:17:54,827 --> 01:17:56,036 What's even over there? 1423 01:17:56,120 --> 01:17:58,455 A bunch of bitches going to Seg. 1424 01:17:58,538 --> 01:18:03,377 Nah, nah! It's the lake! It's not escapable or nothin'. 1425 01:18:03,460 --> 01:18:05,170 It's a miracle. 1426 01:18:09,216 --> 01:18:10,676 [inaudible] 1427 01:18:17,683 --> 01:18:19,935 -Come on, yo! -Oh, man, you too? 1428 01:18:20,019 --> 01:18:21,186 -What? -Even if we don't get busted, 1429 01:18:21,270 --> 01:18:22,897 you ain't worried about eels or some shit? 1430 01:18:22,980 --> 01:18:24,899 There ain't no eels in the freedom lake, man. 1431 01:18:24,982 --> 01:18:26,275 Stop being such a stereotype. 1432 01:18:26,358 --> 01:18:28,778 One of them black bitches gonna get they shit drowned, 1433 01:18:28,861 --> 01:18:30,404 and I ain't gonna be responsible. 1434 01:18:30,905 --> 01:18:31,906 Look. 1435 01:18:34,992 --> 01:18:38,078 Let's just be free for a second. 1436 01:18:38,162 --> 01:18:39,329 [chuckles] 1437 01:18:39,413 --> 01:18:41,832 It's gonna be the last time in a long time. 1438 01:18:44,627 --> 01:18:46,003 [sighs] 1439 01:18:47,421 --> 01:18:48,881 Jesus! 1440 01:18:48,964 --> 01:18:50,424 [all cheering] 1441 01:18:53,552 --> 01:18:54,679 Nope. 1442 01:18:56,305 --> 01:18:58,515 Hey, y'all seen Ginsberg? 1443 01:18:58,598 --> 01:19:00,434 But now's my chance for some new-Jew juju! 1444 01:19:00,517 --> 01:19:02,895 -I don't follow you. -That lake's my mikvah! 1445 01:19:02,978 --> 01:19:05,731 Isn't that her crashing through the underbrush? 1446 01:19:05,815 --> 01:19:08,275 Oh, Ginsberg! Ginsberg! 1447 01:19:08,358 --> 01:19:10,861 -[sighs] -You know... 1448 01:19:10,945 --> 01:19:15,574 I think I could stand a little sand between my toes, too. 1449 01:19:18,160 --> 01:19:19,369 Let's do it. 1450 01:19:21,496 --> 01:19:26,001 No, no, no, no, no, no! Hey! Hey! No, no. Okay. 1451 01:19:26,085 --> 01:19:28,045 Uh, stop! Hey, hey! 1452 01:19:28,128 --> 01:19:29,504 -Hey! Stop it! -[inmate] Boo! 1453 01:19:29,588 --> 01:19:30,630 [inmate chuckling] 1454 01:19:30,715 --> 01:19:34,384 Come on. Why now? Why now? Somebody, please! 1455 01:19:35,845 --> 01:19:36,846 [grunts] 1456 01:19:38,513 --> 01:19:39,849 [screaming excitedly] 1457 01:19:45,855 --> 01:19:47,356 [all laughing] 1458 01:19:51,318 --> 01:19:52,319 Hallelujah! 1459 01:19:52,402 --> 01:19:54,488 [laughing] 1460 01:20:02,705 --> 01:20:03,873 [inmate] Yo... 1461 01:20:06,959 --> 01:20:07,960 [inmate] Crazy? 1462 01:20:08,043 --> 01:20:09,628 -Do you see her? -Yo! 1463 01:20:09,712 --> 01:20:11,171 -[gasps] -[all cheering] 1464 01:20:15,926 --> 01:20:16,927 [overlapping chatter] 1465 01:20:21,015 --> 01:20:22,850 [cheering] 1466 01:20:28,731 --> 01:20:31,191 [sighs] Wow. 1467 01:21:11,023 --> 01:21:12,691 [both chuckling] 1468 01:21:14,318 --> 01:21:15,986 [both shouting in Spanish] 1469 01:21:16,779 --> 01:21:18,447 [all screaming] 1470 01:21:20,407 --> 01:21:23,035 -You're going down. -[all laughing] 1471 01:21:25,370 --> 01:21:27,247 [mimics chicken clucking] 1472 01:21:32,211 --> 01:21:33,587 Go! Go! Charge her! 1473 01:21:33,670 --> 01:21:34,922 -[chuckling] -[Leanne exclaiming] 1474 01:21:35,840 --> 01:21:37,674 [Pennsatucky] No! You can't stop the Boo-satucky! 1475 01:21:37,757 --> 01:21:40,219 -No! No! -[all screaming] 1476 01:21:54,900 --> 01:21:55,901 [mouths] 1477 01:21:57,236 --> 01:21:59,738 [groaning] 1478 01:22:01,490 --> 01:22:03,492 [continues groaning] 1479 01:22:08,247 --> 01:22:09,832 [water splashes] 1480 01:22:11,625 --> 01:22:12,709 [chuckles] 1481 01:22:13,752 --> 01:22:14,753 Oh! 1482 01:22:14,879 --> 01:22:16,505 No, oh. 1483 01:22:17,339 --> 01:22:18,340 [gasps] 1484 01:22:43,698 --> 01:22:45,700 [both chuckle] 1485 01:22:52,749 --> 01:22:53,792 [chuckles] 1486 01:23:39,463 --> 01:23:41,465 [inmates shouting] 1487 01:23:41,548 --> 01:23:42,841 [sighs] 1488 01:23:52,684 --> 01:23:54,436 [laughing] 1489 01:24:00,943 --> 01:24:02,152 [chuckles] 1490 01:24:03,528 --> 01:24:04,529 [sighs] 1491 01:24:12,955 --> 01:24:14,039 [Janae] Whoo! 1492 01:24:14,123 --> 01:24:18,085 Taystee, come on in! The water's fine! 1493 01:24:18,168 --> 01:24:20,629 -Come on in, girl! -Okay! Okay! I'm in! 1494 01:24:21,380 --> 01:24:23,923 Whoo! [laughing] 1495 01:24:42,192 --> 01:24:44,361 [all laughing] 1496 01:24:45,362 --> 01:24:48,365 [screams and laughs] 1497 01:25:00,377 --> 01:25:02,379 [speaking Hebrew] 1498 01:25:09,136 --> 01:25:11,138 [muffled laughter] 1499 01:25:15,267 --> 01:25:17,602 -Mazel tov. -[laughs] 1500 01:25:29,614 --> 01:25:31,116 Oh. Oh, no. 1501 01:25:40,584 --> 01:25:41,585 [scoffs] 1502 01:25:41,668 --> 01:25:43,670 [chuckles] 1503 01:25:45,922 --> 01:25:47,674 Oh! [chuckles] 1504 01:27:08,087 --> 01:27:11,049 -[drill whirring] -[hammering] 1505 01:27:22,101 --> 01:27:24,688 ["I Want To Know What Love Is" playing] 1506 01:27:25,305 --> 01:28:25,475 Watch Movies, Series & LiveTV www.flixify.app