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Oh, you're the man! 11 00:01:17,333 --> 00:01:18,584 [grunting] 12 00:01:19,877 --> 00:01:22,296 [Caputo moaning] Oh, my God. 13 00:01:23,965 --> 00:01:25,799 [both moan] 14 00:01:25,883 --> 00:01:27,176 [sighs] 15 00:01:31,973 --> 00:01:33,765 - Ew. - Gross. 16 00:01:40,940 --> 00:01:43,025 Your place depresses me. 17 00:01:44,318 --> 00:01:47,989 The walls are sticky with loneliness. 18 00:01:48,072 --> 00:01:49,115 [sighs] 19 00:01:49,198 --> 00:01:53,285 I'm disgusted with myself... every time. 20 00:01:54,578 --> 00:01:56,247 Why am I fucking you? 21 00:01:56,330 --> 00:02:00,209 You fancy yourself a nice guy, Joe... 22 00:02:00,292 --> 00:02:02,211 but you're not. 23 00:02:02,294 --> 00:02:05,089 You're a deeply angry and resentful man... 24 00:02:06,423 --> 00:02:10,636 because the world hasn't appreciated you the way you think you deserve. 25 00:02:10,719 --> 00:02:14,640 And right now, there's no one you resent more than me. 26 00:02:14,723 --> 00:02:16,433 So in fucking me, 27 00:02:16,517 --> 00:02:20,229 you get a small leak in that overinflated resentment balloon... 28 00:02:21,230 --> 00:02:22,481 and it gives you some relief. 29 00:02:23,649 --> 00:02:25,192 I've given this some thought. 30 00:02:28,029 --> 00:02:29,696 Feels good, doesn't it? 31 00:02:31,032 --> 00:02:33,492 See you next Tuesday. 32 00:02:33,575 --> 00:02:35,411 See you next Tuesday. 33 00:02:38,205 --> 00:02:39,706 I see what you did there. 34 00:02:41,458 --> 00:02:44,503 The NFFE said they can't help us now that we're private. 35 00:02:44,586 --> 00:02:47,173 And a lot of the big unions won't rep security workers. 36 00:02:47,256 --> 00:02:49,091 So what's our option? 37 00:02:49,175 --> 00:02:50,759 - We form our own. - Just us? 38 00:02:50,842 --> 00:02:53,179 That's the lamest union ever. We'll have no power. 39 00:02:53,262 --> 00:02:54,513 Got no power now. 40 00:02:54,596 --> 00:02:55,973 This one time in middle school, 41 00:02:56,057 --> 00:02:58,434 I staged a walkout, all right, to get more pizza days. 42 00:02:58,517 --> 00:03:00,644 Got suspended for two days. 43 00:03:00,727 --> 00:03:03,397 The squeaky mouse is cat food, all right? 44 00:03:03,480 --> 00:03:05,024 - [door opening] - Just saying. 45 00:03:09,611 --> 00:03:11,155 What the fuck is going on here? 46 00:03:11,238 --> 00:03:13,407 We're unionizing. 47 00:03:13,490 --> 00:03:15,659 That's the boss, dummy. 48 00:03:15,742 --> 00:03:17,369 It's Caputo. He's one of us. 49 00:03:17,995 --> 00:03:21,415 Our new private overlords nixed our union memberships. 50 00:03:21,498 --> 00:03:24,543 Fine print in the startup paperwork. Sneaky bastards. 51 00:03:24,626 --> 00:03:28,464 Same size as the rest of the print. Clearly stated. 52 00:03:28,547 --> 00:03:29,548 You knew about this? 53 00:03:29,631 --> 00:03:32,218 Yeah... because unlike the rest of you, 54 00:03:32,301 --> 00:03:34,929 I actually read something before I sign it. 55 00:03:35,012 --> 00:03:38,182 How about you count your blessings that you all got rehired? 56 00:03:38,265 --> 00:03:41,727 Could be bagging groceries down at the Stop and Shop. 57 00:03:41,810 --> 00:03:44,813 I am bagging groceries at the Stop and Shop. 58 00:03:44,896 --> 00:03:46,523 Every weekend. 59 00:03:46,607 --> 00:03:48,775 Yeah, I work security at Riverside Mall. 60 00:03:48,859 --> 00:03:52,279 This troll manager at Best Buy says I'm lacking people skills. 61 00:03:52,363 --> 00:03:54,781 But really, I think he's just threatened by my height. 62 00:03:54,865 --> 00:03:55,992 Okay... 63 00:03:56,908 --> 00:03:57,952 I get it. 64 00:03:58,035 --> 00:04:00,246 I get that this is a financial strain. 65 00:04:00,329 --> 00:04:03,207 Listen, guys, we're six weeks in. 66 00:04:03,290 --> 00:04:08,295 You gotta prove that you're valuable before you can start demanding shit. 67 00:04:08,379 --> 00:04:09,463 They've turned you. 68 00:04:09,546 --> 00:04:12,049 - Corporate wonk. - Pod person. 69 00:04:13,134 --> 00:04:15,177 Okay, Norma Rae, out of my way. 70 00:04:15,261 --> 00:04:17,179 I need a goddamn cup of coffee. 71 00:04:19,056 --> 00:04:21,017 These are work hours. 72 00:04:21,100 --> 00:04:24,311 Rabble-rouse on your own time. 73 00:04:24,395 --> 00:04:26,855 Let's go! Come on! 74 00:04:32,403 --> 00:04:33,945 [crowd cheering] 75 00:04:35,906 --> 00:04:41,745 [announcer] And the 175-pound weight class goes to the Richmond Wolverines! 76 00:04:41,828 --> 00:04:44,040 [man] Yeah, Wolverines! 77 00:04:45,582 --> 00:04:49,711 A hero is not just a guy who runs into burning buildings. 78 00:04:49,795 --> 00:04:51,463 It's also a person who shows us 79 00:04:51,547 --> 00:04:54,216 what it means to be a decent human being. 80 00:04:54,300 --> 00:04:57,011 Now, none of yous agreed to wrestle that kid from Central today. 81 00:04:57,094 --> 00:05:00,847 Kendall, uh... something. I get it. 82 00:05:00,931 --> 00:05:03,267 It's embarrassing to grapple with... 83 00:05:04,726 --> 00:05:08,314 The coach tells me his one dream in life is to wrestle. 84 00:05:08,397 --> 00:05:09,898 And who stepped up? 85 00:05:09,981 --> 00:05:12,943 Our number-one seed, Joey Caputo. 86 00:05:13,027 --> 00:05:16,822 He didn't have to. Joey's got nothing to prove. 87 00:05:16,905 --> 00:05:18,615 But he still volunteered. 88 00:05:18,699 --> 00:05:20,742 Now that is a hero. 89 00:05:24,080 --> 00:05:25,789 Look at that kid. 90 00:05:27,541 --> 00:05:28,917 Look how happy he is. 91 00:05:29,000 --> 00:05:31,712 Hey, special kids got feelings too, right? 92 00:05:31,795 --> 00:05:34,465 I'm gonna let him feel like he's really doing it. 93 00:05:36,175 --> 00:05:37,509 You're a good man, Joey. 94 00:05:37,593 --> 00:05:40,596 [announcer] And next up, we have an exhibition match 95 00:05:40,679 --> 00:05:43,599 between two very special wrestlers. 96 00:05:43,682 --> 00:05:46,893 Joseph Salvatore Caputo and Kendall Barnes. 97 00:05:46,977 --> 00:05:48,520 Let's give a big round of applause! 98 00:05:48,604 --> 00:05:51,732 - I'm a champion! I'm a champion! - [all cheering] 99 00:05:53,066 --> 00:05:54,276 Yeah, Joey! 100 00:05:56,237 --> 00:05:57,363 You're amazing. 101 00:05:57,446 --> 00:05:59,198 No, he is. 102 00:06:06,330 --> 00:06:08,039 All right, go easy on me, buddy. 103 00:06:08,124 --> 00:06:09,125 No way. 104 00:06:13,129 --> 00:06:15,714 - [man] Show 'em what you got, Kendall! - [whistle blowing] 105 00:06:16,173 --> 00:06:17,383 Huh? 106 00:06:17,883 --> 00:06:19,135 - [grunts] - [crowd gasps] 107 00:06:19,218 --> 00:06:21,178 - [groaning] - [whistle blowing] 108 00:06:21,262 --> 00:06:22,638 I'm a champion! I'm a champion! 109 00:06:22,721 --> 00:06:25,849 Fuck. There goes States. 110 00:06:29,145 --> 00:06:31,355 Here you go. It's for all of us. 111 00:06:31,438 --> 00:06:32,814 Great, thanks. 112 00:06:53,210 --> 00:06:56,838 [woman on PA] You must stand at count under Code 320. 113 00:06:56,922 --> 00:06:58,632 Hey, Space Admiral. 114 00:07:03,053 --> 00:07:04,638 Double shocker. 115 00:07:05,806 --> 00:07:07,098 Back in your bunks. 116 00:07:07,849 --> 00:07:09,518 [inmates snickering] 117 00:07:10,602 --> 00:07:12,396 - Rice? - Yeah? 118 00:07:12,479 --> 00:07:14,064 Sara Rice? 119 00:07:14,148 --> 00:07:16,650 I got your pack-out clothes and your release paperwork. 120 00:07:18,109 --> 00:07:20,654 What are you waiting for? You want out or not? Get moving. 121 00:07:23,657 --> 00:07:25,075 [Leanne] Who do they think you are? 122 00:07:25,159 --> 00:07:26,868 Someone with my same last name. 123 00:07:26,952 --> 00:07:29,120 See, it's her name with my ID number. 124 00:07:29,205 --> 00:07:31,332 That new guard don't know anybody. She thinks it's me. 125 00:07:31,415 --> 00:07:33,750 [laughing] Holy shit, this is a miracle! 126 00:07:33,834 --> 00:07:35,169 Praise Norma! 127 00:07:35,252 --> 00:07:36,712 Is she maxing out? 128 00:07:36,795 --> 00:07:39,089 Yup, Sara Rice is outta here. No strings. 129 00:07:39,173 --> 00:07:40,632 Free Rice. 130 00:07:40,716 --> 00:07:42,426 I'm starting to feel bad. 131 00:07:42,509 --> 00:07:43,927 Fuck that bitch. 132 00:07:44,010 --> 00:07:46,180 You really think they'll let me out? 133 00:07:47,598 --> 00:07:50,392 There's only one way to know. You gotta try. 134 00:07:52,060 --> 00:07:56,232 If they let me go, then I'm gone. 135 00:08:06,200 --> 00:08:07,951 [both laughing] 136 00:08:08,827 --> 00:08:10,078 Hmm. 137 00:08:11,372 --> 00:08:12,956 Oh, Lordy. 138 00:08:14,250 --> 00:08:15,292 What's that? 139 00:08:15,376 --> 00:08:17,294 Nothing. 140 00:08:18,920 --> 00:08:20,214 You know, I never thought about it, 141 00:08:20,297 --> 00:08:23,384 but you and the Admiral share some definite similarities. 142 00:08:23,467 --> 00:08:27,471 What's this whole Admiral thing? Why does everyone keep calling me that? 143 00:08:27,554 --> 00:08:28,764 Give me that. 144 00:08:29,640 --> 00:08:32,643 - Give me that. - Don't lose my place... all right? 145 00:08:32,726 --> 00:08:34,436 This is fucking crazy. 146 00:08:38,399 --> 00:08:39,733 Oh, God, not again! 147 00:08:39,816 --> 00:08:41,067 I'm not gonna hurt you. 148 00:08:41,151 --> 00:08:44,154 You just stay right there. 149 00:08:44,238 --> 00:08:47,073 Okay, I'm not moving. Listen... 150 00:08:47,157 --> 00:08:48,534 [sighs] 151 00:08:48,617 --> 00:08:51,995 I just... I just wanna say that I'm sorry. 152 00:08:53,163 --> 00:08:57,167 Okay? I feel bad. I did not mean to hit you. 153 00:08:57,251 --> 00:08:59,253 Oh, it kind of felt like you did. 154 00:09:02,213 --> 00:09:03,632 Are you gonna dime on me? 155 00:09:04,841 --> 00:09:07,344 I mean, I know you don't have a whole lot of reason not to. 156 00:09:07,428 --> 00:09:11,973 But... I was hoping that you could see that my apology is sincere. 157 00:09:12,808 --> 00:09:16,645 Let me make it up to you personally and not end up in Seg or down the hill. 158 00:09:16,728 --> 00:09:20,399 Is this some kind of enhanced interrogation technique? 159 00:09:21,567 --> 00:09:22,734 Who sent you? 160 00:09:26,154 --> 00:09:27,406 [sighs] 161 00:09:28,574 --> 00:09:29,825 Okay. 162 00:09:37,082 --> 00:09:38,750 I'm gonna come clean. 163 00:09:41,169 --> 00:09:43,213 I'm not NSA. 164 00:09:43,297 --> 00:09:44,381 I'm CIA. 165 00:09:44,465 --> 00:09:46,633 - Oh, you expect me to believe that? - [shushing] 166 00:09:46,717 --> 00:09:48,510 It's complicated. 167 00:09:48,594 --> 00:09:49,678 May I? 168 00:09:51,763 --> 00:09:53,181 What they don't know is... 169 00:09:53,264 --> 00:09:56,059 And by "they," I mean, you know, "they," 170 00:09:56,142 --> 00:09:58,228 like, the real "they..." 171 00:09:58,312 --> 00:10:00,314 is that I'm actually a double agent. 172 00:10:00,397 --> 00:10:01,440 And they don't know? 173 00:10:01,523 --> 00:10:05,569 That is why I had to beat you up, to throw them off-track. 174 00:10:05,652 --> 00:10:08,447 If they find out we're working together, they'll take me out. 175 00:10:08,530 --> 00:10:13,034 Oh, and if they get to you, they can redouble you. 176 00:10:13,118 --> 00:10:14,411 Turn you back. 177 00:10:15,371 --> 00:10:16,955 - Exactly. - Oh! 178 00:10:18,081 --> 00:10:21,209 That is why we can't call attention to our little incident. 179 00:10:22,252 --> 00:10:23,837 There's a lot at stake here. 180 00:10:23,920 --> 00:10:27,549 I need your silence so that we can continue the work. 181 00:10:27,633 --> 00:10:29,259 - Yeah, man. - [footsteps approaching] 182 00:10:29,343 --> 00:10:32,638 [loudly] And thank you for getting me that Vagisil. 183 00:10:33,514 --> 00:10:35,641 'Cause this was just so itchy. 184 00:10:35,724 --> 00:10:37,393 Thank you. 185 00:10:37,476 --> 00:10:38,560 Hey... 186 00:10:38,644 --> 00:10:40,771 [whispering] now you gotta really get me the Vagisil. 187 00:10:40,854 --> 00:10:44,691 You know, like, so we can... You know, just to cover up, 'cause... 188 00:10:44,775 --> 00:10:46,151 On it. 189 00:10:46,777 --> 00:10:49,446 Yo, where are my donuts? 190 00:10:51,239 --> 00:10:52,908 - Not today. - [scoffs] 191 00:10:52,991 --> 00:10:56,912 Girl, did I not tell you to suck a dick and get me some goodies? 192 00:10:56,995 --> 00:10:58,955 Chop-chop, little lady. 193 00:11:00,331 --> 00:11:02,333 Hey... 194 00:11:02,418 --> 00:11:04,210 what's the matter with you? 195 00:11:04,294 --> 00:11:05,837 Nothing, my stomach just hurts today. 196 00:11:05,921 --> 00:11:08,339 I don't feel like talking about snack foods. 197 00:11:09,550 --> 00:11:12,093 Besides, I'm getting real presents from him now. 198 00:11:12,177 --> 00:11:14,137 Oh... 199 00:11:15,013 --> 00:11:16,515 [Pennsatucky] Isn't that pretty? 200 00:11:16,598 --> 00:11:20,644 You know, like on the commercial where the husband surprises the wife? 201 00:11:20,727 --> 00:11:22,896 [chuckles] "Every kiss begins with Kay"? 202 00:11:22,979 --> 00:11:26,567 [chuckles] Yeah, um, no offense, 203 00:11:26,650 --> 00:11:29,360 but that looks like some 99-cent bin shit. 204 00:11:29,445 --> 00:11:32,614 And it's gonna turn your wrist green. Look, it already has, see? 205 00:11:33,949 --> 00:11:36,159 What the fuck? 206 00:11:41,873 --> 00:11:44,751 - What happened? - Nothing. 207 00:11:44,835 --> 00:11:46,795 You're just jealous... 208 00:11:46,878 --> 00:11:49,130 'cause it's gold-plated with real gold. 209 00:11:49,214 --> 00:11:50,841 - Did he hurt you? - No! 210 00:11:50,924 --> 00:11:53,218 You know, sometimes when men get around boobies, 211 00:11:53,301 --> 00:11:54,427 they don't know how to act. 212 00:11:54,511 --> 00:11:56,387 - Okay? It's called hormones and stuff. - [sighs] 213 00:11:56,472 --> 00:11:59,224 But I don't know if you know about that 'cause you're a muff muncher. 214 00:11:59,307 --> 00:12:00,809 Did he force you? 215 00:12:02,686 --> 00:12:04,980 Well, I'm not gonna lie. 216 00:12:05,063 --> 00:12:07,816 I mean, I could've used a bit of a warm-up. [chuckles] 217 00:12:07,899 --> 00:12:10,652 Doesn't feel really good when you're not ready. 218 00:12:10,736 --> 00:12:13,238 You know there's a word for that, right? 219 00:12:13,321 --> 00:12:14,405 No. 220 00:12:15,657 --> 00:12:18,619 Nah, it's not his fault. Mmm-mmm. I was the one. 221 00:12:18,702 --> 00:12:21,246 I was flirting too much, I was smiling, 222 00:12:21,329 --> 00:12:23,957 and I was really confusing. 223 00:12:24,040 --> 00:12:26,710 Take that shit off your wrist right now. 224 00:12:28,211 --> 00:12:32,007 He made a special trip to the mall for me. 225 00:12:33,299 --> 00:12:35,010 It's not his fault! 226 00:12:37,596 --> 00:12:38,930 Fuck. 227 00:12:41,474 --> 00:12:42,475 [Alex sighs] 228 00:12:44,561 --> 00:12:47,564 I just convinced Lolly that I was a CIA operative 229 00:12:47,648 --> 00:12:51,359 so that she wouldn't rat on me for attempting to choke her to death. 230 00:12:56,573 --> 00:12:58,784 Pipes, I'm losing it. 231 00:12:58,867 --> 00:13:01,077 I am totally spinning out. 232 00:13:01,161 --> 00:13:02,954 Well... 233 00:13:03,038 --> 00:13:05,123 like the Kinks say... 234 00:13:05,206 --> 00:13:07,042 "Paranoia, the destroya." 235 00:13:07,125 --> 00:13:10,003 Well, there is a red under my bed... 236 00:13:10,086 --> 00:13:11,755 and a little yellow man in my head. 237 00:13:11,838 --> 00:13:13,298 - Mmm-hmm. - [chuckles] 238 00:13:15,091 --> 00:13:17,468 Sounds like it's... it's getting pretty bad. 239 00:13:19,345 --> 00:13:22,098 I beat the shit out of a crazy person. [scoffs] 240 00:13:23,559 --> 00:13:26,978 I imagine my death-by-shanking every waking minute and... 241 00:13:28,730 --> 00:13:30,440 I completely convinced myself 242 00:13:30,523 --> 00:13:32,734 that you were hooking up with that Stella chick. 243 00:13:33,819 --> 00:13:35,737 She has a Ninja Turtle tattoo. 244 00:13:35,821 --> 00:13:37,698 - I know! - [Piper scoffs] 245 00:13:37,781 --> 00:13:40,158 And that annoying dingo-fucker accent. 246 00:13:40,241 --> 00:13:41,743 [both laugh] 247 00:13:43,829 --> 00:13:46,039 Please tell me I have nothing to worry about. 248 00:13:49,585 --> 00:13:52,796 You have nothing to worry about. 249 00:13:57,342 --> 00:13:59,678 I'm sorry I've been so crazy. 250 00:14:01,763 --> 00:14:03,473 Forgive me? 251 00:14:04,850 --> 00:14:06,602 I forgive you. 252 00:14:13,524 --> 00:14:14,943 [Alex sighs] 253 00:14:20,406 --> 00:14:23,619 - What happened to you? - None of your business. 254 00:14:23,702 --> 00:14:26,121 It was that fucking tranny's what happened. 255 00:14:26,204 --> 00:14:27,205 [speaking Spanish] 256 00:14:27,288 --> 00:14:28,414 [speaking English] People should know. 257 00:14:28,498 --> 00:14:30,041 You didn't get locked up with a bunch of women 258 00:14:30,125 --> 00:14:32,335 so you could get beat on by a man. 259 00:14:32,418 --> 00:14:35,631 I don't know what's going on with that dude, but he's raging out. 260 00:14:35,714 --> 00:14:36,965 Who? Sophia? 261 00:14:37,048 --> 00:14:39,384 Sophia? She don't cause no problems. 262 00:14:39,467 --> 00:14:40,636 [Aleida] Uh-uh. 263 00:14:40,719 --> 00:14:43,471 There's something wrong with that he-she whatever. 264 00:14:43,554 --> 00:14:45,473 Maybe his hormones are off. 265 00:14:45,556 --> 00:14:50,020 He attacked Gloria. This is a dangerous fucking situation. 266 00:14:50,103 --> 00:14:52,355 None of us are safe. 267 00:15:01,990 --> 00:15:03,659 Oops. 268 00:15:03,742 --> 00:15:05,535 Better watch where you're going. 269 00:15:11,416 --> 00:15:13,960 [woman speaking indistinctly on PA] 270 00:15:26,389 --> 00:15:29,643 Ladies, I was missing a panty drop in my bunk this morning. 271 00:15:30,435 --> 00:15:32,896 Sorry, kiddo. Talk to our rep. 272 00:15:32,979 --> 00:15:34,314 What are you talking about? 273 00:15:35,106 --> 00:15:38,652 We're exercising our collective bargaining rights. 274 00:15:38,735 --> 00:15:41,822 You wanna renegotiate our contract, she's right over there. 275 00:15:42,698 --> 00:15:44,615 [indistinct chatter] 276 00:15:50,413 --> 00:15:51,497 What's going on? 277 00:15:53,834 --> 00:15:56,211 We don't work for ramen no more. 278 00:15:56,294 --> 00:15:58,880 Fair pay for skanky pants. 279 00:16:00,548 --> 00:16:02,300 Yeah, what she said. 280 00:16:05,428 --> 00:16:09,099 Come back to me with a better deal, and we'll talk. 281 00:16:12,477 --> 00:16:16,106 - 2-3-7-9. - [computer beeps] 282 00:16:17,148 --> 00:16:19,776 Okay, you have $40 left in your commissary. 283 00:16:19,860 --> 00:16:23,196 Here's a check for the remainder. Sign the back and we'll give you cash. 284 00:16:26,199 --> 00:16:27,993 There is a voucher for your bus ticket. 285 00:16:30,370 --> 00:16:31,997 Fingerprints, please. 286 00:16:47,178 --> 00:16:48,346 Sign here. 287 00:16:55,812 --> 00:16:57,563 Hey, stranger. 288 00:16:57,647 --> 00:16:59,607 Are you avoiding me? 289 00:16:59,690 --> 00:17:02,485 - Yes. - Care to elaborate? 290 00:17:03,486 --> 00:17:04,946 I... 291 00:17:05,864 --> 00:17:07,365 don't know what to say. I have a, um... 292 00:17:07,448 --> 00:17:10,118 - An Alex? - Yes, I have... 293 00:17:10,201 --> 00:17:12,287 [sighs] an Alex. 294 00:17:12,370 --> 00:17:16,958 Right, well, I'm crossing the picket line here, but... 295 00:17:19,710 --> 00:17:23,131 I've outdone myself. Really. 296 00:17:23,214 --> 00:17:25,216 Let me know when you want more. 297 00:17:28,804 --> 00:17:29,805 [sighs] 298 00:17:33,266 --> 00:17:35,601 Uh, I've been waiting in my bunk all morning 299 00:17:35,685 --> 00:17:37,103 for someone to come get me. 300 00:17:37,187 --> 00:17:39,647 - What time do I get to leave? - What are you talking about? 301 00:17:39,730 --> 00:17:43,651 I'm supposed to be released today. I gave away all my shit and everything. 302 00:17:44,820 --> 00:17:47,906 You know anything about the inmates processing out today? 303 00:17:47,989 --> 00:17:49,407 Yeah, they left after count. 304 00:17:49,490 --> 00:17:50,826 What about Sara Rice? 305 00:17:50,909 --> 00:17:52,743 Yup, they took her, too. 306 00:17:52,828 --> 00:17:55,831 Then why is she standing in front of me? 307 00:17:56,790 --> 00:17:59,625 - [quietly] I don't... - [sighs] 308 00:17:59,709 --> 00:18:01,294 I don't... I don't know. 309 00:18:01,377 --> 00:18:03,463 It's a miracle. 310 00:18:03,546 --> 00:18:05,631 She got out? Out the blue? 311 00:18:05,715 --> 00:18:06,883 'Cause she believed. 312 00:18:06,967 --> 00:18:09,760 Yo, Norma! You gotta hook a sister up. 313 00:18:09,845 --> 00:18:12,388 She can do it for all of us. 314 00:18:12,472 --> 00:18:14,182 I have faith, don't you? 315 00:18:14,265 --> 00:18:17,853 [all] Praise Norma! Praise Norma! 316 00:18:20,897 --> 00:18:23,024 Here, I brought you these. 317 00:18:23,942 --> 00:18:29,405 [stammers] Um, here's a pencil and a can of mackerel. 318 00:18:31,032 --> 00:18:32,075 [Brook] Norma? 319 00:18:32,158 --> 00:18:35,036 I'm being bullied by your group. I thought you should know that. 320 00:18:36,121 --> 00:18:39,833 Oh, look, everyone, it's God's gift to Litchfield. 321 00:18:39,916 --> 00:18:42,668 Shut up, Leanne. I'm talking to Norma. 322 00:18:42,752 --> 00:18:44,170 [Leanne] Look at her... 323 00:18:44,254 --> 00:18:47,048 with her perfect teeth, and her shiny skin, 324 00:18:47,132 --> 00:18:50,218 and her Pocahontas hair, thinking she's better than us. 325 00:18:50,301 --> 00:18:51,970 I can't help it if I have Pocahontas hair, 326 00:18:52,053 --> 00:18:54,055 and it's not my fault you chose meth over teeth! 327 00:18:54,139 --> 00:18:55,515 - Get the fuck out of here... - Whoa, whoa, whoa! 328 00:18:55,598 --> 00:18:57,600 - You stuck-up bitch! - [Brook] Oh, my God! 329 00:18:57,683 --> 00:18:59,310 How could you let this happen? 330 00:18:59,394 --> 00:19:01,729 I thought you were supposed to be about kindness. 331 00:19:01,812 --> 00:19:04,983 You made me think that you care, but you don't! 332 00:19:05,066 --> 00:19:07,443 And you let a bunch of crazies speak for you. 333 00:19:07,527 --> 00:19:09,279 Shut the fuck up, Soso! 334 00:19:09,362 --> 00:19:11,614 And you're all just a bunch of chicken-shit followers! 335 00:19:11,697 --> 00:19:14,117 What? Now I can't help you. 336 00:19:14,200 --> 00:19:16,244 Get out of here, seriously. 337 00:19:16,327 --> 00:19:18,704 Nice group you got here. 338 00:19:18,788 --> 00:19:20,081 Congrats on nothing. 339 00:19:26,171 --> 00:19:27,964 Don't worry. I'll handle this. 340 00:19:42,103 --> 00:19:44,814 - Which one are you? - I'm Space Admiral Rodcocker. 341 00:19:44,898 --> 00:19:47,901 It was originally Donaldschlong. 342 00:19:47,984 --> 00:19:50,611 I think I might've made a mistake by changing it. 343 00:19:51,529 --> 00:19:53,448 I see why you were disturbed. 344 00:19:53,531 --> 00:19:56,367 Yeah, and I don't know how she knew about my birthmark. 345 00:20:01,497 --> 00:20:03,416 This is some sick stuff, Warren. 346 00:20:03,499 --> 00:20:06,127 A writer does not search out a muse. 347 00:20:06,211 --> 00:20:08,088 A muse appears. 348 00:20:08,171 --> 00:20:10,798 And when that muse wears uniform pants 349 00:20:10,881 --> 00:20:12,883 that fit in all the right places, 350 00:20:12,968 --> 00:20:15,303 - it writes its... - Okay, that's fine! 351 00:20:15,386 --> 00:20:18,098 How did you come up with all this pornography stuff anyway? 352 00:20:19,015 --> 00:20:20,766 I wrote it for Berdie's class. 353 00:20:22,310 --> 00:20:25,021 Counselor Berdie Rogers, she told you to write this? 354 00:20:25,105 --> 00:20:28,649 It was an exercise. She wanted us to use our imaginations. 355 00:20:29,609 --> 00:20:32,237 Oh, this is the kind of stuff you do in drama class? 356 00:20:33,113 --> 00:20:35,865 Well, not really. 357 00:20:35,949 --> 00:20:38,034 Berdie is more supportive 358 00:20:38,118 --> 00:20:41,454 of the murder stuff than she is the sex stuff. 359 00:20:41,537 --> 00:20:43,248 Oh! 360 00:20:45,041 --> 00:20:46,292 Jesus... 361 00:20:48,461 --> 00:20:51,506 I knew there was something wrong with that woman. 362 00:20:58,179 --> 00:21:00,265 Hey, so you're getting out, huh? 363 00:21:00,348 --> 00:21:01,682 Lucky. 364 00:21:01,766 --> 00:21:04,144 But I thought you had a butt-load more time. 365 00:21:04,227 --> 00:21:05,770 - Nope. - No? 366 00:21:05,853 --> 00:21:08,564 Doggett here don't wanna get out 'cause she'd miss me too much. 367 00:21:08,648 --> 00:21:09,774 Ain't that right, Doggett? 368 00:21:12,485 --> 00:21:13,944 Hey, can you pull in here? 369 00:21:17,157 --> 00:21:19,325 [man speaking indistinctly on PA] 370 00:21:30,545 --> 00:21:32,213 So just like that? I can go? 371 00:21:32,297 --> 00:21:34,257 That's how it works. 372 00:21:35,300 --> 00:21:36,801 Okay, then. 373 00:21:36,884 --> 00:21:38,428 Peace out, Penn. 374 00:21:39,762 --> 00:21:42,640 I'm sorry about all that shit with Leanne. I always liked you anyway. 375 00:21:42,723 --> 00:21:43,933 Thanks, Ang. 376 00:21:45,726 --> 00:21:48,104 Hey, ain't your name Sara? 377 00:21:48,188 --> 00:21:49,897 Yeah. 378 00:21:52,733 --> 00:21:56,237 I call her "Ang" 'cause she reminds me of Angelina Jolie. 379 00:21:59,740 --> 00:22:00,908 Don't you think? 380 00:22:01,784 --> 00:22:03,786 - I don't see it. - I do. 381 00:22:03,869 --> 00:22:05,746 Whatever. Bye, Sara. 382 00:22:06,497 --> 00:22:08,958 Bye, Penn. Good luck. 383 00:22:11,752 --> 00:22:14,505 Call the van, tell 'em to turn around. 384 00:22:15,715 --> 00:22:18,634 What do you mean they're not answering? 385 00:22:18,718 --> 00:22:20,386 Who is it? Coates? 386 00:22:21,929 --> 00:22:24,849 No, don't call the station. I'll handle that. 387 00:22:24,932 --> 00:22:27,935 Get a message to Pearson, tell him I need to see him immediately. 388 00:22:28,018 --> 00:22:29,437 Thank you. 389 00:22:31,147 --> 00:22:34,317 "Sara Rice" has been dropped at the bus. 390 00:22:35,776 --> 00:22:38,904 Fuck! Fuck! 391 00:22:40,072 --> 00:22:41,491 How does this happen? 392 00:22:41,574 --> 00:22:44,535 The computer assigned her name to Angie's ID number. 393 00:22:44,619 --> 00:22:48,456 This is MCC's fancy new system. We gotta call their IT guy. 394 00:22:48,539 --> 00:22:50,958 - Why didn't anyone catch this? - New COs. 395 00:22:51,041 --> 00:22:55,130 They don't know the inmates, or, apparently, how to check a photo ID. 396 00:22:55,213 --> 00:22:56,714 It's a huge fuck-up. 397 00:22:56,797 --> 00:22:59,509 This wouldn't have happened with senior staff. 398 00:22:59,592 --> 00:23:03,888 Christ, I can tell you how many times a day Flores takes a dump. 399 00:23:03,971 --> 00:23:08,393 I know when Warren is just excited versus having an episode. 400 00:23:08,476 --> 00:23:11,271 These newbies, they don't even bother to learn names. 401 00:23:14,565 --> 00:23:16,192 Should we contact the marshals? 402 00:23:16,276 --> 00:23:17,860 No. 403 00:23:17,943 --> 00:23:19,612 Give me a minute. 404 00:23:21,071 --> 00:23:23,908 Maxwell, not a word of this. 405 00:23:23,991 --> 00:23:26,118 You know everybody here. 406 00:23:26,202 --> 00:23:28,746 - Who's in for organized crime? - Me. 407 00:23:28,829 --> 00:23:31,374 Nah, I need to pick the brain of a real criminal. 408 00:23:31,457 --> 00:23:34,001 Somebody who's... more hardcore. 409 00:23:34,084 --> 00:23:36,921 "Hardcore"? [chuckles] 410 00:23:37,004 --> 00:23:41,551 I worked with the Russian mafia. We make the Italians look like guppies. 411 00:23:42,718 --> 00:23:45,513 This about your little panty business? 412 00:23:45,596 --> 00:23:48,516 - How do you know about that? - You recruited my whole family. 413 00:23:48,599 --> 00:23:51,186 They're all running the track in pink bikinis. 414 00:23:51,269 --> 00:23:53,103 First, you don't ask me to wear them, 415 00:23:53,188 --> 00:23:55,481 and now you undervalue my criminal mastermind. 416 00:23:55,565 --> 00:23:58,318 You know what? You really need to go fuck yourself. 417 00:23:59,735 --> 00:24:00,820 I need your advice. 418 00:24:00,903 --> 00:24:03,656 - I want 10% off the top. - What? 419 00:24:05,491 --> 00:24:07,535 Your girls are rebelling. 420 00:24:07,618 --> 00:24:11,872 You're paying them in sodium and MSG, and they want real money. 421 00:24:11,956 --> 00:24:13,458 You haven't a clue how to do that. 422 00:24:13,541 --> 00:24:16,961 And as for your one real resource, your partner, 423 00:24:17,044 --> 00:24:19,797 well, you're fucking around on her. 424 00:24:20,881 --> 00:24:24,885 So it's only a matter of time before that blows up in your face. 425 00:24:24,969 --> 00:24:27,763 Don't fuck where you eat, or shit where you fuck. 426 00:24:27,847 --> 00:24:29,682 It's bad business. 427 00:24:33,811 --> 00:24:34,937 Eight percent. 428 00:24:40,360 --> 00:24:42,653 You need to get money into their commissaries. 429 00:24:42,737 --> 00:24:45,030 And pay your girls a fair wage, huh? 430 00:24:45,114 --> 00:24:46,366 Mmm-hmm. 431 00:24:47,408 --> 00:24:49,744 You know what Green Dot MoneyPak cards are? 432 00:24:49,827 --> 00:24:52,079 - No. - No, of course you don't. 433 00:24:52,162 --> 00:24:55,416 They're cash top-up cards. You're gonna need a cell phone. 434 00:24:55,500 --> 00:24:58,503 - Where am I gonna get a cell phone? - Oh, the place is crawling with them. 435 00:24:58,586 --> 00:25:00,212 I found one in the bathroom once. 436 00:25:00,296 --> 00:25:01,881 Cell phones are like roaches. 437 00:25:01,964 --> 00:25:03,758 You see one, you'll know there's another 100 438 00:25:03,841 --> 00:25:05,426 hidden in the walls. [clicks tongue] 439 00:25:06,302 --> 00:25:07,637 Okay. 440 00:25:07,720 --> 00:25:10,973 Five other inmates in there with the wrong numbers. 441 00:25:11,056 --> 00:25:13,851 This is the same operating system we use at all of our prisons. 442 00:25:13,934 --> 00:25:15,853 Yeah, well, you're lucky you caught it now 443 00:25:15,936 --> 00:25:19,231 - because, clearly, it blows. - Yeah, this is bad. 444 00:25:19,315 --> 00:25:22,568 This is really bad. I can't protect you on this one, Joe. 445 00:25:24,320 --> 00:25:26,406 - Me? - Yeah. 446 00:25:26,489 --> 00:25:30,868 You're in charge of camp. Shows a big lack of oversight. 447 00:25:31,744 --> 00:25:35,623 [exhales] Yeah... it does. 448 00:25:36,999 --> 00:25:41,379 'Cause the fish stinks from the head. 449 00:25:41,462 --> 00:25:42,880 And I am not the head. 450 00:25:42,963 --> 00:25:47,092 I am actually down by the gills somewhere. 451 00:25:48,303 --> 00:25:52,139 So, once I call the police and the U.S. Marshals, 452 00:25:52,222 --> 00:25:55,184 and the DOC investigators start sniffing around, 453 00:25:55,267 --> 00:25:57,144 it's going to look a lot worse 454 00:25:57,227 --> 00:26:01,023 for the Director of Human Activity here at Litchfield. 455 00:26:01,106 --> 00:26:02,858 - Whoa, whoa. - [mockingly] Whoo, whoa, whoa. 456 00:26:02,942 --> 00:26:04,527 - Yeah, whoa. Slow down. - Yeah. 457 00:26:04,610 --> 00:26:06,987 Why do we have to involve all those people in this? 458 00:26:07,071 --> 00:26:09,615 We have an escaped convict! 459 00:26:12,034 --> 00:26:14,203 - Let's just go get her back. - Who? 460 00:26:14,286 --> 00:26:15,913 You and me. 461 00:26:15,996 --> 00:26:18,999 - Where did they take her? - The bus station in Utica. 462 00:26:19,917 --> 00:26:23,295 Let's just get in a car. We'll go get her. Bring her back. 463 00:26:23,379 --> 00:26:25,590 You know, nobody has to know. 464 00:26:25,673 --> 00:26:30,010 So you're saying the two of us should go and apprehend an escaped convict? 465 00:26:31,471 --> 00:26:34,390 This is not the fucking Bloodhound Gang, okay? 466 00:26:35,558 --> 00:26:37,393 Well, I don't know what to do. 467 00:26:37,477 --> 00:26:40,062 I honestly don't know what the fuck to do! 468 00:26:40,145 --> 00:26:41,606 Do you know how I got this job? 469 00:26:41,689 --> 00:26:44,817 My dad is one of the SVPs at MCC. 470 00:26:45,526 --> 00:26:47,194 [scoffs] 471 00:26:47,277 --> 00:26:48,488 Yeah. 472 00:26:49,614 --> 00:26:53,368 This is gonna be worse than when I got kicked out of Ohio University. 473 00:26:54,326 --> 00:26:57,162 I have no idea what I'm doing. 474 00:27:04,462 --> 00:27:05,671 Fine! 475 00:27:07,548 --> 00:27:09,675 I'll go. On my own. 476 00:27:09,759 --> 00:27:11,176 Yeah? 477 00:27:11,844 --> 00:27:14,972 Someone needs to stay here and keep a lid on things. 478 00:27:15,055 --> 00:27:16,306 - Great. - Fuck it. 479 00:27:16,391 --> 00:27:19,519 If I can get her back, no one needs to know, all the better. 480 00:27:21,353 --> 00:27:23,188 You're saving my ass, Joe. 481 00:27:24,607 --> 00:27:27,234 Nah... I'm saving my ass. 482 00:27:28,235 --> 00:27:30,738 [men cheering] 483 00:27:33,282 --> 00:27:38,454 Here's to the new opening act for the East Coast tour of Glass Tiger. 484 00:27:38,538 --> 00:27:40,080 - [Jeff] Hell, yeah! - All right! 485 00:27:40,164 --> 00:27:41,457 Soon to be the headliners! 486 00:27:41,541 --> 00:27:43,083 - The Jeff Spurber Band! - Right on. 487 00:27:43,167 --> 00:27:45,335 - We need a new name. - I like our name. 488 00:27:45,420 --> 00:27:48,130 Of course you like our name, you're Jeff Spurber. 489 00:27:48,213 --> 00:27:49,757 But you're the tambourine player, dude. 490 00:27:49,840 --> 00:27:51,592 I'm the lead singer. 491 00:27:51,676 --> 00:27:53,678 If we're gonna be named for someone, it should be me. 492 00:27:53,761 --> 00:27:55,638 - It's my garage. - [Caputo] Hey! 493 00:27:55,721 --> 00:27:58,766 If Hank and I can get along after the shit he pulled, 494 00:27:58,849 --> 00:28:00,976 you guys can work it out. 495 00:28:02,311 --> 00:28:05,940 We're looking at ten months on the road. Let's enjoy it. 496 00:28:06,023 --> 00:28:08,192 Come on, this is a huge fucking deal for us. 497 00:28:08,275 --> 00:28:10,653 Come on. Come on. 498 00:28:12,362 --> 00:28:14,449 - Lis. - Hank. 499 00:28:18,118 --> 00:28:20,788 Joey, you got a second? 500 00:28:20,871 --> 00:28:23,207 - Could we talk outside? - Yeah, babe. 501 00:28:23,290 --> 00:28:25,418 [stammers] Are you sure? 502 00:28:27,086 --> 00:28:28,463 Four months. 503 00:28:28,546 --> 00:28:29,672 So it's... 504 00:28:30,840 --> 00:28:33,092 - it's a real thing... - [chuckles] 505 00:28:33,175 --> 00:28:34,677 Floating around in there? 506 00:28:36,887 --> 00:28:37,972 How big is it? 507 00:28:39,139 --> 00:28:40,641 Like an avocado. 508 00:28:40,725 --> 00:28:42,435 - Jesus! - [laughs] 509 00:28:42,518 --> 00:28:43,603 An avocado? 510 00:28:44,645 --> 00:28:47,440 [laughing] 511 00:28:47,523 --> 00:28:48,941 [laughs nervously] 512 00:28:49,024 --> 00:28:51,694 It's great! It's great. 513 00:28:51,777 --> 00:28:53,488 Lisa, we're gonna have a baby! 514 00:28:53,571 --> 00:28:56,198 - Joey, do the math. - What? 515 00:28:56,281 --> 00:28:59,660 Four months ago, we were broken up. I was with Hank. 516 00:28:59,744 --> 00:29:01,704 Four months ago was July. What are you... 517 00:29:07,126 --> 00:29:09,169 What are you sayin'? 518 00:29:12,131 --> 00:29:13,132 It's his? 519 00:29:14,174 --> 00:29:15,676 Yeah. 520 00:29:15,760 --> 00:29:16,927 Does he know? 521 00:29:18,178 --> 00:29:20,681 I wanted to tell you first. 522 00:29:20,765 --> 00:29:23,851 I've been so guilty about everything I put you through, and... 523 00:29:23,934 --> 00:29:26,311 now that we're back together, I... 524 00:29:27,271 --> 00:29:29,148 This is so fucked up. 525 00:29:30,315 --> 00:29:31,984 You have every right to hate me. 526 00:29:32,067 --> 00:29:33,986 I love you. 527 00:29:34,069 --> 00:29:36,989 I just thought you should know because you guys are going on tour and... 528 00:29:37,072 --> 00:29:39,617 I won't go. I'll stay here. 529 00:29:39,700 --> 00:29:41,702 You have to go! This is your big break! 530 00:29:41,786 --> 00:29:43,078 That's not why I told you. 531 00:29:43,162 --> 00:29:45,455 Fuck it, they can do it without me. Fuck it. 532 00:29:45,540 --> 00:29:47,833 Joey, you can't do that. We'll be fine. 533 00:29:47,917 --> 00:29:49,168 I'm gonna move back in with my parents. 534 00:29:49,251 --> 00:29:51,003 I already asked for more shifts at Paddy's. 535 00:29:51,086 --> 00:29:52,630 I'm staying here. 536 00:29:53,589 --> 00:29:56,717 I'm gonna take care of you and this baby. 537 00:29:58,719 --> 00:30:00,262 I'll tell them right now. 538 00:30:00,345 --> 00:30:02,472 You stay and Hank goes? 539 00:30:02,557 --> 00:30:05,225 Joey, why would you do that? It makes no sense. 540 00:30:05,309 --> 00:30:06,852 I love you. 541 00:30:08,020 --> 00:30:09,855 I wanna marry you. 542 00:30:11,065 --> 00:30:13,776 I wanna have a family with you. 543 00:30:13,859 --> 00:30:15,444 Hey! 544 00:30:15,528 --> 00:30:16,987 Me and you... 545 00:30:18,238 --> 00:30:19,323 and Avocado. 546 00:30:19,406 --> 00:30:20,741 [laughs] 547 00:31:34,982 --> 00:31:36,233 [sighs] 548 00:31:36,316 --> 00:31:38,402 Aleida's full of shit sometimes, but I believe her. 549 00:31:38,485 --> 00:31:40,821 I do, too. They said she tried to chop it off herself. 550 00:31:40,905 --> 00:31:42,239 [Blanca] Hmm. 551 00:31:42,322 --> 00:31:45,034 Oh, I heard she's off her meds and her penis is growing back. 552 00:31:45,117 --> 00:31:47,828 I heard she was an ultimate fighter before she turned into a chick. 553 00:31:47,912 --> 00:31:49,454 Well, you heard wrong. 554 00:31:49,538 --> 00:31:54,001 But I will happily go all UFC on your ass if you keep spreadin' that shit. 555 00:31:57,587 --> 00:31:59,131 Taystee. 556 00:32:00,257 --> 00:32:02,217 Where'd you get that weave, girl? 557 00:32:02,301 --> 00:32:04,679 Don't tell me you went to Danita. 558 00:32:04,762 --> 00:32:07,848 I thought I'd switch it up. She ain't bad. 559 00:32:07,932 --> 00:32:11,268 Ain't bad? I can see those tracks from down the hallway. 560 00:32:12,645 --> 00:32:14,730 Look, other people gotta make a living, too. 561 00:32:14,814 --> 00:32:16,816 My salon has been empty all day. 562 00:32:16,899 --> 00:32:19,652 You think I don't know those Spanish girls been spreading shit about me? 563 00:32:19,735 --> 00:32:21,195 I don't wanna get involved. 564 00:32:22,237 --> 00:32:24,281 What's wrong with you? 565 00:32:24,364 --> 00:32:25,783 What's wrong with all of you? 566 00:32:25,866 --> 00:32:30,120 Acting like a bunch of stupid, transphobic bitches! 567 00:32:31,496 --> 00:32:34,208 You know what the worst part of becoming a woman is? 568 00:32:34,291 --> 00:32:38,170 Having to participate in this catty, backstabby bullshit! 569 00:32:38,253 --> 00:32:41,841 You don't wanna get your hair done? You wanna whisper behind my back? 570 00:32:41,924 --> 00:32:45,845 Then fuck you! Fuck all of you! 571 00:32:53,518 --> 00:32:56,021 - [laughing] - [sing song] We're in business. 572 00:32:56,105 --> 00:32:58,941 - No way. Whose? - Mmm-hmm. I've no idea. 573 00:32:59,024 --> 00:33:02,236 There's probably 50 of 'em in here. This place is crawling with contraband. 574 00:33:02,319 --> 00:33:04,196 You know, I found a blunt, a lighter, 575 00:33:04,279 --> 00:33:06,741 and a shank made out of Jolly Ranchers. 576 00:33:06,824 --> 00:33:08,658 Why do you need a phone? 577 00:33:10,035 --> 00:33:11,245 To transfer money. 578 00:33:11,328 --> 00:33:15,332 Each girl is gonna get a prepaid card on the outside, 579 00:33:15,415 --> 00:33:17,167 give me a 14-digit code, 580 00:33:17,251 --> 00:33:20,838 and then I can wire money directly into her account 581 00:33:20,921 --> 00:33:23,382 with the touch of a button. 582 00:33:23,465 --> 00:33:24,674 It's called MoneyPak. 583 00:33:24,759 --> 00:33:27,552 Yeah, I know what it's called. I'm a drug dealer. 584 00:33:29,388 --> 00:33:31,223 Pipes, this is what prison gangs do. 585 00:33:31,306 --> 00:33:34,143 - I know! It's brilliant, right? - No. 586 00:33:34,226 --> 00:33:35,685 This was a silly distraction, 587 00:33:35,770 --> 00:33:39,148 so we could have some fun and make a few bucks. 588 00:33:39,231 --> 00:33:43,027 What you're talking about now is a crime network, okay? 589 00:33:43,110 --> 00:33:45,154 This is the kind of shit that landed me in here. 590 00:33:45,237 --> 00:33:46,822 So you'll be extra good at it. 591 00:33:46,906 --> 00:33:48,240 Uh-uh. 592 00:33:49,241 --> 00:33:52,702 I'm serious, Pipes. I'm not up for taking this thing next level. 593 00:33:52,787 --> 00:33:56,706 What happened to that scary, professional felon I fell in love with, huh? 594 00:33:56,791 --> 00:33:58,667 She was so hot. 595 00:33:58,751 --> 00:34:00,961 Seriously, grow up. 596 00:34:04,882 --> 00:34:08,969 Put one between your knees and one under your belly. Here. 597 00:34:13,015 --> 00:34:14,433 Why you being so nice? 598 00:34:15,684 --> 00:34:17,019 'Cause I know where you're at. 599 00:34:17,102 --> 00:34:19,063 And, listen... 600 00:34:19,146 --> 00:34:20,981 when your real contractions start... 601 00:34:21,065 --> 00:34:22,858 - Okay. - You gotta just surrender. 602 00:34:22,942 --> 00:34:26,736 'Cause the more you fight that shit, the worse it gets. 603 00:34:26,821 --> 00:34:29,073 And it also helps if you moan. 604 00:34:29,156 --> 00:34:31,200 Low, low, like a cow, like... 605 00:34:31,283 --> 00:34:33,118 [moaning deeply] 606 00:34:37,081 --> 00:34:39,208 I don't know why, but something about opening your throat 607 00:34:39,291 --> 00:34:41,293 makes everything else open up, too. 608 00:34:41,376 --> 00:34:44,671 And pushing feels like shitting, like you're taking a giant shit. 609 00:34:44,754 --> 00:34:47,800 Ew! That's so gross! 610 00:34:47,883 --> 00:34:49,426 And when they tell you that they can see the head, 611 00:34:49,509 --> 00:34:51,678 - you got to back off... - [softly] The head? 612 00:34:51,761 --> 00:34:54,264 And you gotta go slow 613 00:34:54,348 --> 00:34:56,350 so that you don't tear your shit up, you know? 614 00:34:56,433 --> 00:34:58,685 Stop it, stop it. I don't even wanna think about that. 615 00:34:58,768 --> 00:35:00,354 I'm just glad everything's gonna be over soon. 616 00:35:00,437 --> 00:35:01,480 Not really. 617 00:35:01,563 --> 00:35:04,900 You're gonna have a baby for the rest of your life. 618 00:35:08,237 --> 00:35:10,739 No, I'm giving it away. 619 00:35:13,075 --> 00:35:14,201 What? 620 00:35:17,162 --> 00:35:21,291 - To who? - To this lady that's been visiting me. 621 00:35:21,375 --> 00:35:24,419 She's really nice, has a lot of money, and... 622 00:35:24,503 --> 00:35:26,546 my mom thinks I should do it, so... 623 00:35:26,630 --> 00:35:27,714 Aleida? 624 00:35:29,799 --> 00:35:31,385 What are you, fucking crazy? 625 00:35:31,468 --> 00:35:34,304 It ain't right for me to keep a baby if I'm not gonna be around. 626 00:35:34,388 --> 00:35:35,680 [gasps softly] 627 00:35:37,933 --> 00:35:39,894 So you're saying I did the wrong thing, huh? 628 00:35:41,436 --> 00:35:43,647 You don't even get to see her anymore. 629 00:35:43,730 --> 00:35:47,317 Yeah, but at least I know that she's with her family. 630 00:35:47,401 --> 00:35:50,779 I would give anything to see my baby for five minutes, 631 00:35:50,863 --> 00:35:54,533 and you're gonna give yours away? To a stranger? 632 00:35:54,616 --> 00:35:55,825 [scoffs] 633 00:35:55,910 --> 00:35:58,954 You know, I may be a fucked-up mom, 634 00:35:59,038 --> 00:36:02,332 but at least I didn't sell mine to the highest bidder. 635 00:36:03,333 --> 00:36:05,335 Yo, give me my fucking pillow back. 636 00:36:06,420 --> 00:36:08,463 I hope she rips you wide open. 637 00:36:11,508 --> 00:36:15,595 What happens if they fire us before we get officially approved as a union? 638 00:36:15,679 --> 00:36:18,473 Or so they don't get sued, they start enforcing weird rules. 639 00:36:18,557 --> 00:36:20,517 You know, pin it on that. These guys are wily. 640 00:36:20,600 --> 00:36:22,727 This is how corporations been intimidating people 641 00:36:22,811 --> 00:36:24,146 since the beginning of time. 642 00:36:24,229 --> 00:36:26,606 You know, people died for the eight-hour work day, man. 643 00:36:26,690 --> 00:36:29,068 "Not being heard is no reason for silence." 644 00:36:30,652 --> 00:36:31,736 That's deep. 645 00:36:32,779 --> 00:36:35,157 It's from Les Mis. We watched it last night. 646 00:36:35,240 --> 00:36:36,658 Poor Russell Crowe. 647 00:36:36,741 --> 00:36:39,703 The guy sings like a dead carp getting a blowjob. 648 00:36:39,786 --> 00:36:41,205 - [laughing] - What about a blowjob? 649 00:36:41,288 --> 00:36:42,414 We're having a union meeting. 650 00:36:42,497 --> 00:36:45,125 Oh, that sounds like a lot less fun. 651 00:36:45,209 --> 00:36:47,127 If you knew what was good for you, you'd join us. 652 00:36:47,211 --> 00:36:48,420 Don't see any need to rock the boat. 653 00:36:48,503 --> 00:36:50,672 No, no, come to a meeting, at least. 654 00:36:50,755 --> 00:36:52,007 No, thanks. 655 00:36:53,342 --> 00:36:54,509 It's at Freddy's Bar. 656 00:36:54,593 --> 00:36:57,762 $2 shots if you use the code word "union." 657 00:36:58,680 --> 00:37:01,225 Well, in that case... 658 00:37:02,309 --> 00:37:03,978 [chanting] What do we want? Jäger. 659 00:37:04,061 --> 00:37:06,063 When do we want it? Now. 660 00:37:06,146 --> 00:37:07,397 - [grunts] - [laughing] 661 00:37:08,565 --> 00:37:10,859 - This is insane. - [Pearson] It's not insane, Joe. 662 00:37:10,943 --> 00:37:12,902 It's, uh... it's plucky. 663 00:37:12,987 --> 00:37:15,405 - Right. - And don't worry about camp. 664 00:37:15,489 --> 00:37:17,657 I'm handling shit over here. 665 00:37:17,741 --> 00:37:20,827 There's a new sheriff in town. I'm cracking heads, taking names. 666 00:37:20,910 --> 00:37:23,247 I thought you were just holding down the fort. 667 00:37:23,330 --> 00:37:24,498 Well, yeah. 668 00:37:24,581 --> 00:37:27,960 Apparently, the fort has been corrupted by one Berdie Rogers. 669 00:37:28,043 --> 00:37:29,836 This is surprising to me. 670 00:37:29,919 --> 00:37:33,090 Well, the stuff she's encouraging in her class, I mean... 671 00:37:33,173 --> 00:37:35,050 After the sexual-harassment training, 672 00:37:35,134 --> 00:37:37,136 we just can't tolerate this. 673 00:37:37,219 --> 00:37:39,846 Please hold off. We need to review. 674 00:37:39,929 --> 00:37:42,432 Already taken care of, buddy. 675 00:37:42,516 --> 00:37:44,518 - You're a good man, Joe Caputo. - [sighs] 676 00:37:45,560 --> 00:37:48,397 Probably, uh... probably too good for the job you're doing. 677 00:37:50,649 --> 00:37:53,485 The Olympics have been on here 24/7. 678 00:37:53,568 --> 00:37:55,612 I'm partial to the diving, myself. 679 00:37:55,695 --> 00:37:58,448 You seen that 13-year-old Chinese kid win the high dive? 680 00:37:58,532 --> 00:38:01,493 Fu something? Amazing shit. 681 00:38:01,576 --> 00:38:05,247 Boy, it's the parents that kill me when I watch the coverage. 682 00:38:05,330 --> 00:38:08,250 - You got kids? - Uh, I've got one on the way. 683 00:38:08,333 --> 00:38:10,169 - Ah, congratulations. - Yeah, thanks. 684 00:38:10,252 --> 00:38:12,129 That's why I took the job, for the benefits. 685 00:38:12,212 --> 00:38:13,672 Well, you get decent coverage. 686 00:38:13,755 --> 00:38:17,301 Vision and dental's a little spotty, but it's better than nothing, 687 00:38:17,384 --> 00:38:19,636 especially if you got a little one coming. 688 00:38:19,719 --> 00:38:22,722 [groans] Sorry about the smell. It's the pipes. 689 00:38:22,806 --> 00:38:25,059 They don't fix shit around here. 690 00:38:25,142 --> 00:38:26,810 Come on, this is the TV room. 691 00:38:28,020 --> 00:38:30,397 There's lots of fighting over the channel, 692 00:38:30,480 --> 00:38:32,191 so each group gets their time. 693 00:38:33,358 --> 00:38:35,319 Rosa here knows the drill. 694 00:38:37,404 --> 00:38:40,490 The whites got the mornings till 10:00. 695 00:38:40,574 --> 00:38:44,994 Then the blacks and the Spanish take over at lunch. 696 00:38:45,079 --> 00:38:47,497 Keeps rotating like that. 697 00:38:47,581 --> 00:38:49,208 But me? 698 00:38:49,291 --> 00:38:52,711 I watch what I want, when I want to. 699 00:38:54,629 --> 00:38:55,672 You like wrestling? 700 00:38:57,466 --> 00:39:00,719 Oh, yeah, uh... I used to compete. 701 00:39:00,802 --> 00:39:04,223 I dislocated my shoulder, and that ended that. 702 00:39:04,306 --> 00:39:06,725 Huh, so that could've been you. 703 00:39:06,808 --> 00:39:09,728 I guess. [chuckles] In a parallel universe. 704 00:39:09,811 --> 00:39:12,814 Ha! "Parallel universe." That's good. 705 00:39:12,897 --> 00:39:15,317 Come on, let me show you the dorm. 706 00:39:19,738 --> 00:39:22,407 All right, ladies, I've heard your complaints, 707 00:39:22,491 --> 00:39:26,703 and I have made arrangements for everybody to get paid, cash money. 708 00:39:26,786 --> 00:39:29,873 Someone on the outside will pick up a cash card. 709 00:39:29,956 --> 00:39:31,625 Get me the number, 710 00:39:31,708 --> 00:39:34,378 and then we'll start depositing funds into your accounts. 711 00:39:34,461 --> 00:39:38,006 I'm offering you eight bucks a pair, 712 00:39:38,090 --> 00:39:39,633 and I'm holding you all to quality control. 713 00:39:39,716 --> 00:39:41,593 There is no cutting corners. 714 00:39:41,676 --> 00:39:44,012 What about benefits, huh? 715 00:39:44,096 --> 00:39:45,347 - Benefits? - Yeah. 716 00:39:45,430 --> 00:39:47,516 Yeah, what about all the, uh, flavor packets? 717 00:39:47,599 --> 00:39:49,684 - We are full-time employees. - Mmm. 718 00:39:50,602 --> 00:39:53,147 All right, everybody gets one chicken and one beef a week until I'm out. 719 00:39:53,230 --> 00:39:56,108 I don't wanna wear the bikinis anymore. 720 00:39:56,191 --> 00:39:57,942 - They ride up my butt. - [inmates laughing] 721 00:39:58,026 --> 00:40:00,612 And Jones will only be wearing boy shorts. 722 00:40:00,695 --> 00:40:01,863 I want a thong. 723 00:40:01,946 --> 00:40:03,907 Jesus Christ. Anybody else? 724 00:40:05,409 --> 00:40:07,244 Good. Congratulations. 725 00:40:07,327 --> 00:40:09,913 You are all now official employees. 726 00:40:09,996 --> 00:40:11,123 [Big Boo] Oh, pussy pennies! 727 00:40:11,206 --> 00:40:13,792 We're in the money! Ka-ching! 728 00:40:13,875 --> 00:40:16,295 You can all thank me for that. 729 00:40:16,378 --> 00:40:17,837 Oh, and Flaca... 730 00:40:17,921 --> 00:40:19,005 you're fired. 731 00:40:19,088 --> 00:40:21,425 - What? - Oh, shit. 732 00:40:21,508 --> 00:40:22,676 You can't do that. 733 00:40:22,759 --> 00:40:24,928 I can do whatever I want. 734 00:40:25,011 --> 00:40:26,180 Get out. 735 00:40:27,264 --> 00:40:29,933 And remember, you will be costing each one of your closest friends 736 00:40:30,016 --> 00:40:33,478 hundreds of dollars a month if you so much as open your mouth. 737 00:40:34,396 --> 00:40:36,898 So I suggest that you leave quietly. 738 00:40:38,150 --> 00:40:39,609 You're fucked up. 739 00:40:45,449 --> 00:40:46,700 Bye-bye. 740 00:40:52,247 --> 00:40:54,040 Heard you got busted. [chuckles] 741 00:40:54,123 --> 00:40:57,711 [exclaims] Healy was mad. 742 00:40:57,794 --> 00:40:59,546 He confiscate it? 743 00:40:59,629 --> 00:41:00,672 [sighs] 744 00:41:01,840 --> 00:41:04,384 Yo, fuck him, man. Start over. 745 00:41:04,468 --> 00:41:08,054 Or write a sequel. Make it a three-parter like Hunger Games. 746 00:41:08,137 --> 00:41:11,266 No. I feel lighter. 747 00:41:11,350 --> 00:41:14,186 And all those fans with their ideas... 748 00:41:14,269 --> 00:41:16,062 My head was gonna explode. [chuckles] 749 00:41:16,855 --> 00:41:18,607 So, you quitting? 750 00:41:20,442 --> 00:41:21,693 [sighs] 751 00:41:23,027 --> 00:41:24,279 Whatever then. 752 00:41:35,123 --> 00:41:39,378 I don't think the people even like me. They just like my story. 753 00:41:39,461 --> 00:41:40,712 You don't like me. 754 00:41:40,795 --> 00:41:43,298 Yeah, true, but that ain't my fault. 755 00:41:43,382 --> 00:41:47,051 I mean, you beat the shit out of me, cracked one of my ribs. 756 00:41:47,135 --> 00:41:50,764 - I got a right to hold a grudge. - No, I was protecting Vee. 757 00:41:50,847 --> 00:41:52,599 Vee didn't need protection. 758 00:41:52,682 --> 00:41:55,519 Vee was a thug. She preyed on you. 759 00:41:55,602 --> 00:41:58,980 - You think I'm stupid. - I think you're vulnerable. 760 00:41:59,063 --> 00:42:01,024 Yeah, well... 761 00:42:02,025 --> 00:42:04,236 Vee treated me like a person. 762 00:42:05,904 --> 00:42:08,240 Everybody else thinks I'm a joke. 763 00:42:09,616 --> 00:42:11,200 She loved me. 764 00:42:13,495 --> 00:42:15,830 People need love. 765 00:42:18,124 --> 00:42:19,334 I know. 766 00:42:23,588 --> 00:42:25,590 I'm sorry I hurt you. 767 00:42:42,941 --> 00:42:43,942 [sniffs] 768 00:42:45,985 --> 00:42:48,029 [sighs] 769 00:42:48,780 --> 00:42:50,615 Heard you're in a bit of hot water. 770 00:42:50,699 --> 00:42:55,454 Temporary leave while MCC does an independent investigation. 771 00:42:55,537 --> 00:42:58,332 I had nothing to do with that erotica. 772 00:42:58,415 --> 00:43:00,584 She wrote it for your class. 773 00:43:00,667 --> 00:43:03,545 No, she thinks she wrote it for my class, 774 00:43:03,628 --> 00:43:05,547 because that's the way children think. 775 00:43:05,630 --> 00:43:07,466 I've worked with a lot of kids in the foster system. 776 00:43:07,549 --> 00:43:10,469 She's functioning like a six-year-old. 777 00:43:10,552 --> 00:43:14,639 A perverted six-year-old, but a six-year-old. 778 00:43:15,139 --> 00:43:19,060 You know, it takes a long time to find the boundaries with these girls. 779 00:43:20,604 --> 00:43:22,647 And it's not for everyone. 780 00:43:23,982 --> 00:43:25,692 This is what you wanted, isn't it? 781 00:43:25,775 --> 00:43:28,236 You've had it in for me since I started here. 782 00:43:28,320 --> 00:43:31,823 I merely passed along information that was brought to me. 783 00:43:34,868 --> 00:43:37,078 What exactly is your real issue? 784 00:43:37,746 --> 00:43:42,959 See... I can't quite pin down whether you're a misogynist, 785 00:43:43,042 --> 00:43:44,878 or a racist, 786 00:43:44,961 --> 00:43:48,423 or a winning combination of the two. 787 00:43:48,507 --> 00:43:51,300 You foster inappropriate relationships, 788 00:43:51,385 --> 00:43:53,470 you walk around here like you own the place. 789 00:43:53,553 --> 00:43:56,515 You come in here every week with a different hairstyle, 790 00:43:56,598 --> 00:43:59,893 and your class is a festering incubator of deviance! 791 00:44:00,977 --> 00:44:03,813 You're a vengeful little man, aren't you? 792 00:44:05,231 --> 00:44:07,859 But I'll be back. 793 00:44:07,942 --> 00:44:11,655 Because I am good at what I do. 794 00:44:29,172 --> 00:44:30,882 [sighs] Shit! 795 00:44:31,925 --> 00:44:33,468 Let's go, Rice. 796 00:44:33,552 --> 00:44:35,011 Can I finish my soda? 797 00:44:36,680 --> 00:44:39,265 Come on, man. You're about to take me back to prison. 798 00:44:46,105 --> 00:44:48,858 What the fuck are you still doing here? 799 00:44:50,860 --> 00:44:53,279 I didn't know where to go. 800 00:44:53,362 --> 00:44:57,325 I only got a voucher to Jersey, and I don't know anyone there. 801 00:44:57,408 --> 00:44:59,828 I guess I should've walked to the Amtrak station, 802 00:44:59,911 --> 00:45:02,371 but I only got 40 bucks. 803 00:45:02,456 --> 00:45:05,208 Did it not occur to you that we'd come after you? 804 00:45:06,042 --> 00:45:07,961 I don't know. 805 00:45:08,044 --> 00:45:10,254 I kept a pet frog in the laundry for eight months, 806 00:45:10,338 --> 00:45:12,381 and no one ever noticed. 807 00:45:12,466 --> 00:45:14,509 Things are always crazy over there. 808 00:45:16,385 --> 00:45:18,555 But freedom feels weird. 809 00:45:20,515 --> 00:45:23,852 I guess I'm not very good at this whole escaping thing. 810 00:45:25,311 --> 00:45:26,938 I can run. 811 00:45:27,021 --> 00:45:30,149 You don't got a gun or nothing. You didn't bring any cops? 812 00:45:30,233 --> 00:45:32,193 Yeah, well... 813 00:45:32,276 --> 00:45:35,279 you can come with me now without an argument 814 00:45:35,363 --> 00:45:37,949 and spend a few nights in Seg... 815 00:45:38,032 --> 00:45:41,745 or I can call the cops and take you back forcibly, 816 00:45:41,828 --> 00:45:45,999 in which case you leave me no choice but to charge you with attempted escape... 817 00:45:46,082 --> 00:45:48,334 - and extend your sentence. - [sighs] 818 00:45:48,417 --> 00:45:50,086 I'm doing you a solid here. 819 00:45:51,546 --> 00:45:54,716 - I ain't gonna say thank you. - Well, you should. 820 00:45:55,675 --> 00:45:58,637 So you wanna look like a big shot, huh? 821 00:45:58,720 --> 00:46:00,555 Get all the glory yourself? 822 00:46:00,639 --> 00:46:02,098 [scoffs] 823 00:46:06,185 --> 00:46:08,312 [chuckles] Come on. 824 00:46:08,396 --> 00:46:09,898 Let's go. Up and at 'em. 825 00:46:09,981 --> 00:46:12,609 You tell me one person would've turned down the opportunity I got. 826 00:46:12,692 --> 00:46:14,027 One person. 827 00:46:14,986 --> 00:46:16,237 I do see your point. 828 00:46:16,320 --> 00:46:18,281 What if I suck your dick? 829 00:46:19,448 --> 00:46:22,076 You're still going back. Come on, let's go. 830 00:46:22,160 --> 00:46:24,996 So, is that a yes or a no? 831 00:46:25,955 --> 00:46:28,708 No, thank you. Let's go. 832 00:46:35,549 --> 00:46:36,675 [Caputo] A frog? 833 00:46:36,758 --> 00:46:40,178 [Angie] We named him Benny. But then he suffocated and he died. 834 00:46:40,261 --> 00:46:41,596 [Caputo] That's what happens in prison. 835 00:46:41,680 --> 00:46:42,972 [snoring] 836 00:47:10,541 --> 00:47:11,793 [gasps] 837 00:47:13,002 --> 00:47:14,713 [whimpers] Oh, my God. 838 00:47:21,845 --> 00:47:23,597 [whimpering] 839 00:47:32,105 --> 00:47:35,066 Hey, here's the man of the hour! 840 00:47:35,149 --> 00:47:38,111 Encyclopedia Brown and the Case of the Missing Meth Addict. 841 00:47:38,194 --> 00:47:41,114 - Sorry. - Yeah, well, she's in the SHU. 842 00:47:42,115 --> 00:47:46,160 Poor kid... you can't blame her. 843 00:47:46,244 --> 00:47:49,956 We got lucky this time. It could've been a lot worse. 844 00:47:50,039 --> 00:47:53,167 Uh, I don't know what I can do to thank you. 845 00:47:53,251 --> 00:47:55,544 I want my guys back full time. 846 00:47:55,629 --> 00:47:59,007 I want their old hours back. And they need medical. 847 00:47:59,090 --> 00:48:01,843 I've heard rumblings about union stuff. Are you in on that? 848 00:48:01,926 --> 00:48:04,428 It's not a matter of being in on it or not. 849 00:48:04,512 --> 00:48:07,598 You want employees to show up and do a good job, you... 850 00:48:07,682 --> 00:48:10,977 - you gotta take care of them. - I get it. 851 00:48:11,060 --> 00:48:12,812 I mean, everybody has a right to organize, 852 00:48:12,896 --> 00:48:15,148 but if MCC has to start covering benefits, 853 00:48:15,231 --> 00:48:17,025 the whole venture's gonna fold. I mean... 854 00:48:17,108 --> 00:48:19,903 it's shortsighted, you know? We're all gonna be out of work. 855 00:48:19,986 --> 00:48:24,365 Are you being straight with me? Or is that just union-busting jargon? 856 00:48:24,448 --> 00:48:27,618 I don't know about you, but I like having a job, Joe. 857 00:48:27,702 --> 00:48:31,122 I respect that you look out for the underdog. 858 00:48:31,205 --> 00:48:34,668 It seems like you're the kind of guy who does that a lot, but... 859 00:48:34,751 --> 00:48:36,460 how's that working out for you? 860 00:48:38,379 --> 00:48:39,839 I don't know. 861 00:48:43,176 --> 00:48:45,303 Have you seen my car? 862 00:48:45,386 --> 00:48:47,596 Maybe it's time you stopped worrying about everybody else 863 00:48:47,681 --> 00:48:49,140 and did something for you. 864 00:48:50,391 --> 00:48:52,601 That's what everybody else in America does. 865 00:49:04,113 --> 00:49:05,364 [sighs] 866 00:49:17,794 --> 00:49:19,003 [chuckles] 867 00:49:19,087 --> 00:49:23,007 It took me an hour to get her down. She's stubborn as fuck. 868 00:49:24,467 --> 00:49:25,551 What's this? 869 00:49:26,803 --> 00:49:28,346 You going somewhere? 870 00:49:29,555 --> 00:49:32,851 Hank's back in town. They came home to record a new album. 871 00:49:32,934 --> 00:49:35,186 Did you know they sold out their last tour? 872 00:49:35,269 --> 00:49:37,188 Yeah. 873 00:49:37,271 --> 00:49:39,398 They're crushing it. 874 00:49:40,817 --> 00:49:43,402 He came by yesterday. 875 00:49:43,486 --> 00:49:44,653 He wanted to see her. 876 00:49:44,738 --> 00:49:47,991 - Now he wants to see her? - Joey, he's her father. 877 00:49:48,074 --> 00:49:49,993 I'm her father. 878 00:49:50,076 --> 00:49:51,619 I'm the one who stuck around. 879 00:49:51,702 --> 00:49:53,412 He's her real father. 880 00:49:54,413 --> 00:49:57,708 He has a right to have a relationship with her. 881 00:50:05,925 --> 00:50:07,176 You're leaving me for Hank. 882 00:50:07,260 --> 00:50:09,095 He's doing really well for himself. 883 00:50:09,178 --> 00:50:11,806 They made a big chunk of change on that Warner's deal. 884 00:50:13,057 --> 00:50:15,434 - He has ambition. - And I don't? 885 00:50:17,854 --> 00:50:19,605 I love him. 886 00:50:21,607 --> 00:50:23,109 I always have. 887 00:50:23,192 --> 00:50:24,819 You know that. 888 00:50:24,903 --> 00:50:27,446 I wanna see if we could be a family. 889 00:50:28,322 --> 00:50:31,325 You have a family. I'm your family. 890 00:50:31,409 --> 00:50:35,204 Joey, I really appreciate everything you've done for us, 891 00:50:35,288 --> 00:50:37,581 and I couldn't have done it without you. 892 00:50:37,665 --> 00:50:41,127 And I love you, too, but... 893 00:50:41,210 --> 00:50:43,087 it's different. 894 00:50:44,380 --> 00:50:45,673 I started that band. 895 00:50:45,756 --> 00:50:49,677 Those guys wouldn't have even known each other if it wasn't for me. 896 00:50:52,096 --> 00:50:53,639 I gave up everything. 897 00:50:54,974 --> 00:50:59,187 I took a job in a prison, for fuck's sake. 898 00:50:59,270 --> 00:51:01,189 Didn't know you were running a tab. 899 00:51:01,272 --> 00:51:03,441 You know how depressing my life is? 900 00:51:03,524 --> 00:51:07,987 You think I wanna work a security job for 20,000 a year? 901 00:51:08,071 --> 00:51:09,447 I did this for you! 902 00:51:09,530 --> 00:51:11,240 No one asked you to! 903 00:51:11,324 --> 00:51:13,409 - I was clear all along! - I saved you! 904 00:51:13,492 --> 00:51:14,869 I didn't need saving! 905 00:51:14,953 --> 00:51:17,496 You'd still be slutting it up down at Paddy's if it wasn't for me. 906 00:51:19,916 --> 00:51:21,500 That was ugly, Joe. 907 00:51:23,377 --> 00:51:26,714 Take some responsibility for your choices. 908 00:51:27,882 --> 00:51:31,177 Nobody got you here but you. 909 00:51:31,260 --> 00:51:34,055 You can't spend your whole life holding the door open for people 910 00:51:34,138 --> 00:51:37,016 and then being angry when they don't thank you. 911 00:51:38,351 --> 00:51:40,895 Nobody asked you to hold the fucking door! 912 00:51:40,979 --> 00:51:42,563 [baby crying] 913 00:51:43,481 --> 00:51:45,900 Great... you woke up the baby. 914 00:51:59,080 --> 00:52:00,123 There you go. 915 00:52:00,206 --> 00:52:02,750 - What's all that for? - Well, I, uh... 916 00:52:03,877 --> 00:52:05,044 I want you to go down on me. 917 00:52:05,128 --> 00:52:06,670 What? 918 00:52:06,754 --> 00:52:08,464 Hell, no. That's disgusting. 919 00:52:08,547 --> 00:52:11,885 Yeah, but I'm feeling horny, so I'm buying you. 920 00:52:11,968 --> 00:52:14,220 Look, there's some M&M'S in there. 921 00:52:14,303 --> 00:52:16,472 So let's go. Get me off. 922 00:52:16,555 --> 00:52:18,557 - That's not funny. - I'm not joking. 923 00:52:19,350 --> 00:52:22,520 You're for sale, so I'm purchasing your services. 924 00:52:22,603 --> 00:52:25,314 Just, you know, check out, go to your happy place. 925 00:52:25,398 --> 00:52:26,815 I'll be quick. 926 00:52:28,817 --> 00:52:30,028 [softly] Stop that. 927 00:52:30,111 --> 00:52:31,905 And maybe I'll sodomize you while I'm at it. 928 00:52:31,988 --> 00:52:33,864 You know, stick a hairbrush up your ass. 929 00:52:33,948 --> 00:52:36,367 Hold you down, pull your hair, maybe bite your neck. 930 00:52:36,450 --> 00:52:38,912 Wouldn't that be fun? You might like that. 931 00:52:38,995 --> 00:52:41,039 Why don't you try it, huh? Why don't you try that? 932 00:52:41,122 --> 00:52:43,457 Just let me have my fucking way with you. 933 00:52:43,541 --> 00:52:44,583 Hey, I could tie you up. 934 00:52:44,667 --> 00:52:46,794 We could maybe use your fucking T-shirt as a gag, huh? 935 00:52:46,877 --> 00:52:48,087 [loudly] Would you stop it? 936 00:52:48,171 --> 00:52:49,672 I'm gonna do whatever I fucking want to you, 937 00:52:49,755 --> 00:52:51,215 and you're gonna lie down and you're gonna take it, 938 00:52:51,299 --> 00:52:53,051 because that's the way this works, isn't it? 939 00:52:53,134 --> 00:52:54,510 Isn't that it? 940 00:52:55,929 --> 00:52:57,596 [crying] Stop that. 941 00:53:00,724 --> 00:53:02,101 Stop it. 942 00:53:04,770 --> 00:53:07,065 I wanted to stop. 943 00:53:07,148 --> 00:53:11,777 I wanted to stop so bad. I wanted him to stop. 944 00:53:13,112 --> 00:53:16,324 - Good. - [sobbing] 945 00:53:16,407 --> 00:53:18,492 'Cause we're gonna get that motherfucker. 946 00:53:20,286 --> 00:53:22,913 Come on. It's okay. 947 00:53:25,874 --> 00:53:28,377 You should've seen her face. 948 00:53:28,461 --> 00:53:31,505 I mean, I got them. They were all practically drooling over the money. 949 00:53:31,589 --> 00:53:34,383 And then I turned to her in front of everybody, and I'm all... 950 00:53:35,384 --> 00:53:36,677 "Oh... 951 00:53:36,760 --> 00:53:38,012 and, by the way... 952 00:53:39,097 --> 00:53:41,265 Flaca, you're fired." 953 00:53:43,226 --> 00:53:46,479 That'll teach the little bitch not to instigate! 954 00:53:46,562 --> 00:53:48,982 - That's gross. - No, it was badass. 955 00:53:50,858 --> 00:53:54,153 - I'm out. - What? 956 00:53:54,237 --> 00:53:56,072 I don't wanna be involved. 957 00:53:58,657 --> 00:53:59,908 With what, the business? 958 00:53:59,993 --> 00:54:02,411 With any of it. 959 00:54:02,495 --> 00:54:04,705 What you did to Flaca was weird, Piper. 960 00:54:04,788 --> 00:54:08,042 She's poor. A lot of these girls, they're poor. 961 00:54:08,126 --> 00:54:10,544 Of course they were excited about money. 962 00:54:10,628 --> 00:54:12,796 They're excited about a dollar-an-hour job. 963 00:54:12,880 --> 00:54:16,092 - Okay. - I don't like this version of you. 964 00:54:16,175 --> 00:54:18,469 Well, maybe I don't like this version of you. 965 00:54:19,720 --> 00:54:21,514 [scoffs] What version is that? 966 00:54:21,597 --> 00:54:25,309 The paranoid, needy version. The judge-y version. 967 00:54:26,269 --> 00:54:29,230 I mean, fuck, Alex, what is your problem? 968 00:54:30,356 --> 00:54:33,484 You have no idea what you're getting into. 969 00:54:33,567 --> 00:54:36,904 You don't know who these people are, you don't know who they're connected to, 970 00:54:36,987 --> 00:54:39,115 and you're on some weird little power trip. 971 00:54:39,198 --> 00:54:44,453 I am doing exactly what you did, and you cannot handle it 972 00:54:44,537 --> 00:54:47,123 because you're afraid I might be better at it than you are. 973 00:54:47,206 --> 00:54:48,457 [scoffs] 974 00:54:51,669 --> 00:54:52,961 [inhales deeply] 975 00:54:53,046 --> 00:54:55,173 You probably are better at it now. 976 00:54:56,715 --> 00:54:58,634 You're a natural. 977 00:55:00,553 --> 00:55:02,012 I'm out, Pipes. 978 00:55:03,013 --> 00:55:06,392 I'm out of that and... 979 00:55:06,475 --> 00:55:08,061 I'm out of this. 980 00:55:12,690 --> 00:55:17,611 So, who's gonna rep us? We need to elect a leader. 981 00:55:17,695 --> 00:55:19,655 Well, I'd do it, but somebody needs to explain to me 982 00:55:19,738 --> 00:55:21,824 how the whole thing works. 983 00:55:23,451 --> 00:55:26,454 Holy shit, he's come around. 984 00:55:26,537 --> 00:55:29,123 Dude! Now it's official. 985 00:55:29,832 --> 00:55:31,125 [sighs] 986 00:55:32,793 --> 00:55:34,128 What are you guys doing? 987 00:55:36,004 --> 00:55:39,175 Do you really wanna make an enemy out of MCC? 988 00:55:40,176 --> 00:55:42,761 You guys got yourself all riled up 989 00:55:42,845 --> 00:55:46,182 without really considering what it is you're doing. 990 00:55:46,265 --> 00:55:47,891 We're re-unionizing. 991 00:55:47,975 --> 00:55:49,977 - And it feels so good. - [Ford] Mmm-hmm. 992 00:55:50,060 --> 00:55:51,104 Right. 993 00:55:52,020 --> 00:55:53,939 What are your exact grievances? 994 00:55:54,648 --> 00:55:56,275 Hmm? 995 00:55:56,359 --> 00:55:59,903 Have you rallied at least 30% support from the employee base? 996 00:56:02,198 --> 00:56:04,825 Have you gotten them all to sign authorization cards? 997 00:56:05,951 --> 00:56:08,662 How do you guys expect to be taken seriously? 998 00:56:08,746 --> 00:56:12,291 Shit... you do know what you're talking about. 999 00:56:13,126 --> 00:56:14,335 You should lead us. 1000 00:56:14,418 --> 00:56:16,587 - That's a conflict of interest. - Uh-uh. 1001 00:56:16,670 --> 00:56:18,922 These corporate types are a different breed. 1002 00:56:19,006 --> 00:56:22,426 They're hurting us. They're hurting our families. 1003 00:56:22,510 --> 00:56:23,802 We need a leader. 1004 00:56:25,221 --> 00:56:26,514 We need you, man. 1005 00:56:26,597 --> 00:56:29,308 We do. We need you. 1006 00:56:36,607 --> 00:56:39,360 Well, for starters, stop meeting in the break room. 1007 00:56:39,443 --> 00:56:42,321 Don't give them a reason to squash you. 1008 00:56:42,405 --> 00:56:44,282 These guys are pros. 1009 00:56:45,533 --> 00:56:47,160 They will call a meeting. 1010 00:56:47,243 --> 00:56:49,495 It will seem optional, but it won't be. 1011 00:56:49,578 --> 00:56:51,580 And once they have you captive, 1012 00:56:51,664 --> 00:56:53,707 they are going to feed you a bunch of BS 1013 00:56:53,791 --> 00:56:56,043 about it being a friendly workplace. 1014 00:56:56,126 --> 00:57:00,047 And then they are going to use scare tactics 1015 00:57:00,130 --> 00:57:04,885 to try and convince you that you're all gonna lose your jobs. 1016 00:57:05,761 --> 00:57:07,430 Don't fucking listen to 'em. 1017 00:57:07,513 --> 00:57:10,098 They need you more than you need them. 1018 00:57:13,977 --> 00:57:15,146 So, you in? 1019 00:57:22,653 --> 00:57:23,696 I could be your guy. 1020 00:57:23,779 --> 00:57:25,531 [all cheering] 1021 00:57:28,617 --> 00:57:30,161 I don't know about y'all, 1022 00:57:30,244 --> 00:57:32,538 but I feel a "Hip, hip, hooray" coming on right about now. 1023 00:57:32,621 --> 00:57:34,290 - Please don't. Please don't. - Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. 1024 00:57:34,373 --> 00:57:35,458 - No, it's coming. - Oh, yeah! 1025 00:57:35,541 --> 00:57:37,293 - Hip, hip! - [all] Hooray! 1026 00:57:37,376 --> 00:57:39,002 - Hip, hip! - [all] Hooray! 1027 00:57:39,086 --> 00:57:41,464 - Hip, hip! - [all] Hooray! 1028 00:57:41,547 --> 00:57:42,715 [all cheering] 1029 00:57:42,798 --> 00:57:46,302 [O'Neill singing] ♪ Do you hear the people sing ♪ 1030 00:57:46,385 --> 00:57:49,096 ♪ Singing the songs of angry men? ♪ 1031 00:57:49,180 --> 00:57:55,478 ♪ It is the music of the people who will not be slaves again ♪ 1032 00:57:55,561 --> 00:57:58,814 ♪ When the beating of your heart ♪ 1033 00:57:58,897 --> 00:58:01,942 ♪ Echoes the beating of the drums ♪ 1034 00:58:02,025 --> 00:58:06,405 ♪ There is a life about to start when tomorrow comes ♪ 1035 00:58:06,489 --> 00:58:08,031 Black people don't know this song. 1036 00:58:08,115 --> 00:58:11,076 ♪ Do you hear the people sing ♪ 1037 00:58:11,159 --> 00:58:14,162 ♪ Singing the songs of angry men? ♪ 1038 00:58:14,247 --> 00:58:20,294 ♪ It is the music of the people who will not be slaves again ♪ 1039 00:58:20,378 --> 00:58:22,755 ["Do You Hear The People Sing?" playing] 1039 00:58:23,305 --> 00:59:23,699 Watch Movies, Series & LiveTV www.flixify.app