1 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:12,074 Watch Movies, Series & LiveTV www.flixify.app 2 00:01:13,410 --> 00:01:15,410 Synced and corrected by Chitorafa www.addic7ed.com 3 00:01:21,151 --> 00:01:22,236 Nah. 4 00:01:23,445 --> 00:01:26,115 Don't get up. I'm all good, thanks. 5 00:01:26,698 --> 00:01:28,200 Yo. 6 00:01:28,283 --> 00:01:31,912 All right, all right. Arms and the Man by Bernard Shaw. 7 00:01:31,996 --> 00:01:33,205 You read that one before? 8 00:01:33,288 --> 00:01:34,289 Mmm-mmm. 9 00:01:34,373 --> 00:01:40,129 After a horrifying sawing accident leaves him armless, 10 00:01:40,212 --> 00:01:44,216 the man sets out on a journey of self-discovery, 11 00:01:44,299 --> 00:01:48,470 realizing that legs can do everything that arms can! 12 00:01:48,553 --> 00:01:50,597 Is this what you do all day? 13 00:01:50,680 --> 00:01:53,558 Well, I mean, I got a nap scheduled later, too. 14 00:01:53,642 --> 00:01:56,103 It probably means "arms" as in "weapons." 15 00:01:56,186 --> 00:01:57,479 Oh. 16 00:01:57,562 --> 00:01:59,564 Yo, it could be both. You know? 17 00:01:59,648 --> 00:02:01,650 Like, dude ain't got no arms, 18 00:02:01,734 --> 00:02:04,069 he gotta figure out how to hold his weapon with his feet. 19 00:02:04,153 --> 00:02:06,280 Like, "Freeze, bitch!" 20 00:02:06,363 --> 00:02:08,741 Ain't you got anything better to do with yourself? 21 00:02:10,325 --> 00:02:13,078 Did you not hear about that nap situation? 22 00:02:13,162 --> 00:02:18,918 Man, you fuckin' lucky 'cause maintenance sucks, yo. 23 00:02:19,001 --> 00:02:24,506 You should see what piles up in the corners of the showers. 24 00:02:24,589 --> 00:02:28,385 Little pube-tropolis of buildings and shit 25 00:02:28,468 --> 00:02:32,139 for spiders and bacteria living their lives, growing... 26 00:02:32,222 --> 00:02:33,640 Well, see, you went urban, right? 27 00:02:33,723 --> 00:02:38,270 I would've said a hair jungle, right? Spiders be jumpin' from pube to pube. 28 00:02:38,353 --> 00:02:42,649 Bacteria's all like, "Fuck. It rains a lot in here. Get off me." 29 00:02:42,732 --> 00:02:45,277 Did you hear about the new job crew? 30 00:02:45,360 --> 00:02:48,030 Supposed to pay a buck an hour. 31 00:02:48,113 --> 00:02:49,656 A buck an hour? 32 00:02:49,739 --> 00:02:52,117 Shit, whatever that is, it's probably way worse than pube town. 33 00:02:52,201 --> 00:02:53,911 Oh, it's a pube town now? 34 00:02:53,994 --> 00:02:57,372 Man, this place ain't fool you enough with that job fair bullshit? 35 00:02:57,456 --> 00:03:00,042 Um, excuse me, pause. 36 00:03:00,125 --> 00:03:06,381 I got two Cherry Pepsis off of that mug, plus, bragging rights. 37 00:03:06,465 --> 00:03:10,966 Yo, fuck that, man. My job is the shit, you know? 38 00:03:10,968 --> 00:03:14,389 I mean, worth way more than buck an hour. 39 00:03:14,473 --> 00:03:17,435 You cannot put a price on Entspannung. 40 00:03:17,833 --> 00:03:19,019 That's "relaxation." 41 00:03:19,103 --> 00:03:22,898 Case in point, I'ma go take me a dip in the honey jar. 42 00:03:22,982 --> 00:03:26,902 Um, it's 8:00 in the morning. You drinking already? 43 00:03:28,112 --> 00:03:30,739 It's always 5:00 in prison. 44 00:03:39,289 --> 00:03:41,834 Oh... 45 00:03:41,917 --> 00:03:43,585 What the fuck? 46 00:03:50,467 --> 00:03:52,094 What's up? 47 00:03:52,177 --> 00:03:53,262 Yo! 48 00:03:54,513 --> 00:03:56,390 My honey's been jacked. 49 00:03:56,473 --> 00:03:59,393 Winnie the Pooh: Tales from the Ghetto. 50 00:03:59,476 --> 00:04:03,856 - Man, these were full yesterday. - Maybe some animal got to 'em. 51 00:04:03,939 --> 00:04:05,732 You're forgetting we living with a bunch of thieves. 52 00:04:05,815 --> 00:04:06,901 Man. 53 00:04:08,248 --> 00:04:09,333 Hey, boss? 54 00:04:10,112 --> 00:04:13,490 I still haven't heard anything from these corporate guys about our benefits. 55 00:04:13,573 --> 00:04:17,411 And I finally got my prescriptions set up online, you know, with our old plan. 56 00:04:17,494 --> 00:04:20,497 Had to pay my niece 50 bucks to help me figure it out. 57 00:04:20,580 --> 00:04:23,667 Please, please tell me there aren't gonna be any changes. 58 00:04:23,750 --> 00:04:25,169 I haven't heard. 59 00:04:25,920 --> 00:04:29,339 C-Dorm got their new mattresses this morning. 60 00:04:29,423 --> 00:04:31,841 Plus, stall doors on all the bathrooms. 61 00:04:32,927 --> 00:04:37,556 Smoke and mirrors. I know it, and I don't trust it. 62 00:04:40,976 --> 00:04:45,689 Did you two walk through the door into a paying job this morning? 63 00:04:46,606 --> 00:04:47,816 Uh-huh. 64 00:04:48,858 --> 00:04:50,027 You're welcome. 65 00:04:55,532 --> 00:04:58,827 - Is everything all right? - I needed to cool off. 66 00:04:58,911 --> 00:05:00,955 I'm sweating in places I didn't even know that sweated. 67 00:05:01,038 --> 00:05:03,457 Well, stick an ice cube in your bra and get back to work. 68 00:05:03,540 --> 00:05:05,960 I gotta get these inventory numbers to the new guys by 3:00. 69 00:05:06,043 --> 00:05:07,877 Where's Norma? I thought she was helping. 70 00:05:09,129 --> 00:05:12,341 _ 71 00:05:12,424 --> 00:05:13,675 _ 72 00:05:13,758 --> 00:05:15,510 _ 73 00:05:15,594 --> 00:05:19,372 _ 74 00:05:19,374 --> 00:05:22,059 I wouldn't mind handling a big hose. 75 00:05:22,142 --> 00:05:24,186 I hear they're setting up a call center. 76 00:05:24,269 --> 00:05:25,729 Uh? 77 00:05:25,812 --> 00:05:29,524 With my sexy voice, I'll be making mad commissions. 78 00:05:29,608 --> 00:05:30,650 Commissions? Right. 79 00:05:30,734 --> 00:05:33,403 You get 10% of nothing on every nothing you nothing. 80 00:05:33,487 --> 00:05:37,324 Look, nobody here is applying to the new job, comprende? 81 00:05:38,653 --> 00:05:40,613 We got a good thing going here. 82 00:05:43,985 --> 00:05:47,626 Norma! One potato, two potato! Start counting! 83 00:05:47,709 --> 00:05:49,628 And the rest of you, start slicing carrots. 84 00:05:49,711 --> 00:05:53,090 And be grateful that you're not scrubbing toilets no more. 85 00:05:54,841 --> 00:05:56,510 What you got there? 86 00:05:58,470 --> 00:06:01,859 Oh, you busting out on your own now? No? Right. 87 00:06:02,297 --> 00:06:05,727 Go count that with the others. Vamos! 88 00:06:05,810 --> 00:06:07,437 I need numbers! 89 00:06:08,688 --> 00:06:11,566 What if it turns out to be, like, picking up trash on the side of the road? 90 00:06:11,650 --> 00:06:13,193 They don't pay that much for dummy work. 91 00:06:13,277 --> 00:06:17,072 Nah, whatever it is, it's gonna take skills and smarts. 92 00:06:17,156 --> 00:06:18,782 Yeah, what're you gonna wow them with? 93 00:06:18,865 --> 00:06:20,367 Your eyeliner skills, 94 00:06:20,450 --> 00:06:24,371 or your smarts about how many words rhyme with bleak in emo songs? 95 00:06:24,454 --> 00:06:27,791 Fuck you and your stupid sad face. We didn't take your baby away, okay? 96 00:06:27,874 --> 00:06:29,584 Yeah? You should shut up about shit you don't know about. 97 00:06:29,668 --> 00:06:30,752 - You should shut up, you know. - Hey! 98 00:06:30,835 --> 00:06:31,878 At least I got ambition. 99 00:06:31,961 --> 00:06:32,962 _ 100 00:06:33,047 --> 00:06:35,049 _ 101 00:06:35,132 --> 00:06:36,341 _ 102 00:06:36,425 --> 00:06:37,426 _ 103 00:06:37,509 --> 00:06:39,219 _ 104 00:06:39,303 --> 00:06:41,471 _ 105 00:06:42,347 --> 00:06:43,598 Whoa! 106 00:06:45,725 --> 00:06:47,602 You, go scrub some pans. 107 00:06:47,686 --> 00:06:51,065 - What? Gross. She started this shit! - Now! 108 00:06:52,566 --> 00:06:54,818 I'm so done with this depressing-ass place. 109 00:06:54,901 --> 00:06:58,029 _ 110 00:06:58,113 --> 00:07:01,658 I just really miss you. I'm so jealous. 111 00:07:01,741 --> 00:07:04,453 Oh, baby, it's work. And it's fuckin' Kesha. 112 00:07:04,536 --> 00:07:06,371 You're not missing anything. Seriously. 113 00:07:06,455 --> 00:07:10,167 When you gonna let me sell with you? Or sell my own stuff? 114 00:07:10,250 --> 00:07:14,629 My phone bill is, like, crazy every month. Just give me a little something. 115 00:07:14,713 --> 00:07:17,216 The kids at my school are, like, dying for it. 116 00:07:17,299 --> 00:07:19,468 If you need money for your phone bill, I got you. 117 00:07:20,048 --> 00:07:21,678 I wanna make my own money. 118 00:07:22,679 --> 00:07:24,223 So, I can buy you a present. 119 00:07:24,931 --> 00:07:26,600 You're my present, baby. 120 00:07:27,226 --> 00:07:29,353 _ 121 00:07:29,436 --> 00:07:31,688 _ 122 00:07:33,232 --> 00:07:35,192 I gotta go, baby. 123 00:07:35,275 --> 00:07:37,194 - I love you. - I love you, too. 124 00:07:38,027 --> 00:07:39,988 _ 125 00:07:40,072 --> 00:07:41,948 _ 126 00:07:45,119 --> 00:07:46,870 _ 127 00:07:46,953 --> 00:07:49,623 _ 128 00:07:49,706 --> 00:07:52,667 _ 129 00:07:52,751 --> 00:07:54,294 _ 130 00:07:54,378 --> 00:07:55,795 _ 131 00:07:55,879 --> 00:07:59,216 _ 132 00:07:59,299 --> 00:08:01,343 _ 133 00:08:01,426 --> 00:08:03,052 _ 134 00:08:03,137 --> 00:08:05,264 _ 135 00:08:05,347 --> 00:08:08,183 _ 136 00:08:08,892 --> 00:08:10,810 _ 137 00:08:10,894 --> 00:08:13,147 _ 138 00:08:13,230 --> 00:08:16,941 _ 139 00:08:17,025 --> 00:08:19,778 This is for a wedding? It's got no back. 140 00:08:21,905 --> 00:08:24,533 It's Emma Stone's Golden Globe dress. The peach one. 141 00:08:24,616 --> 00:08:26,951 But Mrs. Ramirez is, like, 57. 142 00:08:27,035 --> 00:08:28,745 She's still got a nice back. 143 00:08:29,996 --> 00:08:32,457 It looks really good. 144 00:08:33,833 --> 00:08:35,794 I know. I do good work. 145 00:08:36,446 --> 00:08:37,712 But even if I didn't... 146 00:08:39,088 --> 00:08:41,591 I'm gonna sew a Calvin Klein label on it. 147 00:08:41,675 --> 00:08:44,469 So now you're Theresa Gonzales for Calvin Klein. 148 00:08:44,471 --> 00:08:48,183 Hey, more often than not, people believe what you tell them. 149 00:08:55,480 --> 00:08:59,734 What's all this... scuttlebutt with the new job assignment? 150 00:08:59,818 --> 00:09:01,195 Scuttlebutt? 151 00:09:01,278 --> 00:09:05,490 The gossip, the lowdown, the 411. 152 00:09:05,574 --> 00:09:06,616 Oh. 153 00:09:07,534 --> 00:09:11,621 Someone said it was a party planning job. I stopped listening after that. 154 00:09:12,497 --> 00:09:16,251 Electrical sucks without Nicky's running commentary. 155 00:09:17,085 --> 00:09:20,547 I wouldn't mind a new job assignment. 156 00:09:22,299 --> 00:09:25,177 - Is my look off-putting? - Off-putting? 157 00:09:26,261 --> 00:09:30,349 Harsh, scary... not pleasing. 158 00:09:37,146 --> 00:09:42,527 There is a certain... hardness... 159 00:09:42,611 --> 00:09:46,406 to your overall... thing. 160 00:09:48,032 --> 00:09:52,001 Listen to you, being frank and honest. Good. 161 00:09:52,787 --> 00:09:54,998 Now, tell me how to soften things. 162 00:09:55,081 --> 00:09:57,477 I thought that you and Dmitri were kaput. 163 00:09:57,479 --> 00:09:59,648 That was not an invitation to pry into my life. 164 00:09:59,961 --> 00:10:02,464 A little beauty advice is all I'm after. 165 00:10:02,969 --> 00:10:05,133 Beauty comes from the inside. 166 00:10:05,391 --> 00:10:06,260 Hmm. 167 00:10:06,843 --> 00:10:12,307 However... smudging the corner of your eyeliner, 168 00:10:12,391 --> 00:10:15,310 not spiking your hair, 169 00:10:15,394 --> 00:10:19,188 and a lighter lip couldn't hurt. 170 00:10:19,273 --> 00:10:20,482 Um... 171 00:10:20,565 --> 00:10:21,733 Ha! 172 00:10:31,993 --> 00:10:32,994 Hey, Pearson. 173 00:10:33,077 --> 00:10:36,748 Morning. You know, Danny's fine. 174 00:10:39,751 --> 00:10:42,421 Oh, well, we mostly use last names around here. 175 00:10:42,504 --> 00:10:45,424 Cool, cool. Yeah, whatever you think makes sense. 176 00:10:48,468 --> 00:10:49,803 You need to go? 177 00:10:50,929 --> 00:10:52,597 Oh, no. No, uh... 178 00:10:52,681 --> 00:10:54,516 I just... I had... 179 00:10:54,599 --> 00:10:56,518 My hands... I had to wash my hands. 180 00:10:56,601 --> 00:10:59,688 Sometimes I need to count five metal objects before I can pee. 181 00:10:59,771 --> 00:11:00,772 Huh? 182 00:11:00,855 --> 00:11:04,233 Door hinge, door hinge, flusher, tap, faucet. 183 00:11:04,318 --> 00:11:06,069 Got this place wired. After you. 184 00:11:06,152 --> 00:11:07,696 Oh. 185 00:11:07,779 --> 00:11:08,780 Sure. 186 00:11:12,075 --> 00:11:15,620 So you guys fired the warden. That was a surprise. 187 00:11:15,704 --> 00:11:19,333 Yeah. Well, we absorbed the position. Whatever that means. 188 00:11:19,416 --> 00:11:22,126 Like we had soaked him up or something, but, uh... 189 00:11:22,210 --> 00:11:25,714 Good news for you though is, uh, you know, you're our main man on the ground. 190 00:11:25,797 --> 00:11:30,301 - Everyone's been very happy so far. - Oh, great. Great. I... 191 00:11:31,219 --> 00:11:36,015 I was thinking, maybe we could have a meeting, all of us, old, new. 192 00:11:36,099 --> 00:11:39,102 - Make sure we're on the same page. - Oh, yeah, yeah. Sure, sure. 193 00:11:39,185 --> 00:11:42,647 No, I think Jones or maybe Carson is setting something like that up. 194 00:11:42,731 --> 00:11:46,317 Everyone's checking their calendars. It takes forever, you know what I mean? 195 00:11:46,401 --> 00:11:48,487 Just like, everyone wants to be the alpha dog. 196 00:11:48,570 --> 00:11:53,157 This time! That time! Woof! But, uh, I'll make the call on it soon. 197 00:11:53,241 --> 00:11:56,160 - You'll make the call? - Yeah. Yeah, I'll let you know. 198 00:11:57,156 --> 00:11:58,240 Mr. Caputo? 199 00:12:00,039 --> 00:12:01,082 Oh! 200 00:12:01,165 --> 00:12:02,501 I made these for you. 201 00:12:02,584 --> 00:12:04,043 Look at that. 202 00:12:04,127 --> 00:12:06,004 Any word on that new job situation? 203 00:12:06,087 --> 00:12:08,882 Unconfirmed, Black. Keep moving. 204 00:12:08,965 --> 00:12:10,049 Fine. 205 00:12:10,842 --> 00:12:13,512 But I want you to know that I have a wide array of talents, 206 00:12:13,595 --> 00:12:15,764 besides the criminal and papier-mâché variety. 207 00:12:15,847 --> 00:12:19,183 - Oh, I am sure you do. - Good. 208 00:12:20,894 --> 00:12:24,773 How do they, uh, know about the job? 209 00:12:24,856 --> 00:12:29,674 Well, you're renovating a building out there that's been empty since the '90s. 210 00:12:29,986 --> 00:12:34,908 Any sniff in a break in the monotony, and these girls are all over it. 211 00:12:34,991 --> 00:12:39,663 In fact, that was one of the things I was hoping we could all discuss. 212 00:12:39,746 --> 00:12:42,040 You throw off the whole prison economy 213 00:12:42,123 --> 00:12:46,461 when you introduce a job that's paying 10 times the going rate. 214 00:12:46,545 --> 00:12:48,505 I mean, it could get ugly. 215 00:12:48,588 --> 00:12:51,382 Yeah, I could see that. Well, we, uh... 216 00:12:51,466 --> 00:12:54,886 We have a system that I think will limit the ugliness. 217 00:12:54,969 --> 00:12:56,430 - A system? - Yeah. 218 00:12:56,513 --> 00:13:00,224 That's great. Well, maybe we can talk more about that? 219 00:13:00,308 --> 00:13:03,019 Sure, yeah. Talk right now. 220 00:13:03,102 --> 00:13:04,145 Go up to my office, 221 00:13:04,228 --> 00:13:07,441 I could pour us a... couple big glasses of water. 222 00:13:07,524 --> 00:13:10,109 - I, um... - You have to pee, don't ya? 223 00:13:10,193 --> 00:13:11,820 Very much so. 224 00:13:11,903 --> 00:13:13,905 All right. To be continued. 225 00:13:13,988 --> 00:13:16,365 Okay, okay. 226 00:13:19,285 --> 00:13:21,162 - Oh! - Oh. 227 00:13:21,245 --> 00:13:23,414 - Hello, Red. - Hello! 228 00:13:23,498 --> 00:13:24,708 Were you coming by to see me? 229 00:13:24,791 --> 00:13:28,044 Came in for a drink of water. It's a beautiful day. 230 00:13:28,127 --> 00:13:30,672 Is it? I was stuck inside doing paperwork. 231 00:13:30,755 --> 00:13:32,591 - Oh. - Who's the real prisoner? 232 00:13:32,674 --> 00:13:34,258 Still me, I think. 233 00:13:35,426 --> 00:13:41,057 Hey. You look, I don't know... You look lighter. 234 00:13:41,140 --> 00:13:42,934 I feel lighter. 235 00:13:43,017 --> 00:13:45,937 The new regime has fixed all the soap dispensers. 236 00:13:46,020 --> 00:13:48,940 Feels like opportunities are sprouting up all around us. 237 00:13:49,023 --> 00:13:50,233 It's funny that you say that. 238 00:13:50,316 --> 00:13:51,818 Just the other day I was talking to someone... 239 00:13:51,901 --> 00:13:53,695 Hey, Healy. I got a question for you. 240 00:13:53,778 --> 00:13:56,405 - Reznikov, is it? - Red. 241 00:13:56,490 --> 00:13:58,324 Berdie. Sorry to interrupt. 242 00:13:58,407 --> 00:14:00,994 Um, do you know who I can get to drill a hole in my desk? 243 00:14:01,077 --> 00:14:02,787 I wanna run my lamp and computer cords through 244 00:14:02,871 --> 00:14:04,455 so they're not all hanging out there, you know. 245 00:14:04,539 --> 00:14:05,665 When you need something like that done, 246 00:14:05,749 --> 00:14:08,084 it needs to be cleared through Admin first. 247 00:14:08,167 --> 00:14:10,253 What? That's silly. Who's on maintenance crew? 248 00:14:11,337 --> 00:14:12,672 You're on your own with this one. 249 00:14:12,756 --> 00:14:14,924 Come on, give me a name. 250 00:14:15,008 --> 00:14:18,302 Try Portolino or Wiggins. They'll be able to help you. 251 00:14:18,386 --> 00:14:19,971 Awesome, thank you. 252 00:14:20,054 --> 00:14:23,517 You should come visit me, Red. Check out my clean, cordless environment. 253 00:14:23,600 --> 00:14:26,060 We'll have a cup of tea. See you later, Healy. 254 00:14:27,896 --> 00:14:30,439 Not enjoying your new colleague, hmm? 255 00:14:30,524 --> 00:14:32,400 She's perky. I mean, who's that perky? 256 00:14:32,484 --> 00:14:36,780 I agree. Perk is for coffee. It's deplorable in people. 257 00:14:36,863 --> 00:14:39,824 You missed a button. 258 00:14:46,455 --> 00:14:49,083 There you go. Now you're perfect. 259 00:14:50,334 --> 00:14:51,335 Thank you. 260 00:14:54,130 --> 00:14:57,509 I was just gonna go and, uh... 261 00:14:57,592 --> 00:15:01,179 get myself a perky cup of coffee in the break room. 262 00:15:03,056 --> 00:15:04,641 Well, don't drink too much. 263 00:15:04,724 --> 00:15:07,226 Coffee can inflame the lining of the small intestine 264 00:15:07,310 --> 00:15:09,187 and lead to irritable bowels. 265 00:15:11,523 --> 00:15:13,399 I'll keep that in mind. 266 00:15:21,157 --> 00:15:23,868 You know what some cultures do to people who steal eggs? 267 00:15:24,362 --> 00:15:25,948 They cut their hands off. 268 00:15:26,621 --> 00:15:30,750 According to my last count, you owe me... 269 00:15:31,013 --> 00:15:32,514 four fucking hands. 270 00:15:34,212 --> 00:15:36,631 When I helped you out with the Vee situation, 271 00:15:36,715 --> 00:15:39,217 we had a little cross-cultural understanding. 272 00:15:39,300 --> 00:15:44,049 But I don't remember giving you permission to set up your own shop, Magic Norma. 273 00:15:44,681 --> 00:15:45,765 Especially not for free. 274 00:15:45,849 --> 00:15:47,885 And especially when you don't know what the fuck you're doing. 275 00:15:48,392 --> 00:15:52,026 Santeria is some serious shit. 276 00:15:52,647 --> 00:15:54,691 You start messing around, you piss off the orishas! 277 00:15:54,774 --> 00:15:58,527 Mira, I... I don't need that on me. 278 00:15:59,654 --> 00:16:02,365 And that's why I'm gonna take back... 279 00:16:04,868 --> 00:16:06,410 my candle. 280 00:16:06,494 --> 00:16:11,708 Oh, look. My eggs, my beads, my honey. 281 00:16:11,791 --> 00:16:14,753 This ain't... your history. 282 00:16:14,836 --> 00:16:18,256 It ain't your culture. It stops now. 283 00:16:23,469 --> 00:16:26,723 Fine, you can keep the honey, but it's for eating only. 284 00:16:26,806 --> 00:16:28,683 I see you anointing anything with this, 285 00:16:28,767 --> 00:16:31,185 it's gonna be the last sweet thing in your life. 286 00:16:44,115 --> 00:16:46,785 I don't care what Gloria says, I'm going for it. 287 00:16:46,868 --> 00:16:49,287 Gonna kill that interview like at the job fair. 288 00:16:49,370 --> 00:16:50,705 But you lost job fair. 289 00:16:50,789 --> 00:16:52,916 Yeah, but this time there won't be an audience, 290 00:16:52,999 --> 00:16:54,583 so they won't get all, like, PC, 291 00:16:54,668 --> 00:16:57,754 and give it to the fat mayate so she don't get all sad. 292 00:16:57,837 --> 00:16:59,380 Gloria's right, though. 293 00:16:59,463 --> 00:17:01,424 It's good all of us together. 294 00:17:01,507 --> 00:17:03,718 Who knows who they'll stick in to replace you. 295 00:17:03,802 --> 00:17:06,095 What if she's mean or likes Coldplay or something? 296 00:17:06,179 --> 00:17:07,722 It's all gelling right now. 297 00:17:07,806 --> 00:17:10,016 So, I'm supposed to put on that feo hair net 298 00:17:10,099 --> 00:17:12,435 and scrub pots and pans every day because it's gelling? 299 00:17:12,518 --> 00:17:13,728 I'm so much better than that. 300 00:17:13,812 --> 00:17:15,855 - You saying you're better than me? - No! 301 00:17:15,939 --> 00:17:20,068 You're good, too. All I'm saying is that I got aspirations. 302 00:17:20,151 --> 00:17:22,320 I always have, even in here. 303 00:17:22,403 --> 00:17:25,073 You know, when I wear that apron in the kitchen... 304 00:17:25,156 --> 00:17:26,866 I'm really wearing it ironically. 305 00:17:26,950 --> 00:17:28,034 Wow. 306 00:17:28,910 --> 00:17:30,203 I had no idea. 307 00:17:31,537 --> 00:17:34,999 So I thought, I gotta do like my mom and just knock it off. 308 00:17:35,083 --> 00:17:36,710 You can do, like, chemistry? 309 00:17:36,793 --> 00:17:39,128 Nah, nah. Not even. 310 00:17:40,463 --> 00:17:42,423 So I found, like, blotter clip art. 311 00:17:42,506 --> 00:17:44,550 I printed it out. 312 00:17:44,633 --> 00:17:46,010 I wet it a little bit. 313 00:17:46,094 --> 00:17:47,721 Then, I blow dried it, 314 00:17:47,804 --> 00:17:50,348 made little squares, and I was in business. 315 00:17:50,431 --> 00:17:52,475 Selling fake designer acid. 316 00:17:52,558 --> 00:17:55,436 Brought it to the game on Friday. By halftime, sold out. 317 00:17:55,519 --> 00:17:57,188 - What? - I made some more yesterday. 318 00:17:57,271 --> 00:17:58,690 Little cherries, so cute. 319 00:17:58,773 --> 00:18:02,235 And check it, bought me some flatforms! 320 00:18:02,318 --> 00:18:05,404 Oh! Those are cute. They're like flats and platforms in one? 321 00:18:05,488 --> 00:18:08,116 Wow. That's why they're called flatforms, dumb-ass. 322 00:18:09,158 --> 00:18:10,534 Yo, Marisol. 323 00:18:12,453 --> 00:18:14,956 Hey, Arturo. Arturo's friends. 324 00:18:15,999 --> 00:18:18,960 Willy said he saw green alien guys when he was tripping on your shit. 325 00:18:19,043 --> 00:18:22,671 - They were leprechauns. - Dude, aliens sounds so much cooler. 326 00:18:22,756 --> 00:18:25,008 But they had little hats. 327 00:18:25,091 --> 00:18:29,428 Aliens can't have little hats because of their antennas or whatever. 328 00:18:30,138 --> 00:18:33,432 Do you think you could hook us up again? My boy Jason here wants to try it. 329 00:18:33,516 --> 00:18:35,351 Lately, he's been kind of down. 330 00:18:35,434 --> 00:18:37,520 Yeah, I could hook you up. 331 00:18:37,963 --> 00:18:41,816 But remember, it's not for escaping reality, 332 00:18:41,900 --> 00:18:44,027 it's for, like, embracing it. 333 00:18:45,111 --> 00:18:46,237 Yes, ma'am. 334 00:18:55,538 --> 00:18:57,957 Oh, my God. It's totally working. 335 00:18:58,041 --> 00:19:00,584 - People will believe what you tell 'em. - Until they don't. 336 00:19:00,668 --> 00:19:03,712 Someone's gonna come back pissed and ask for a refund, 337 00:19:03,797 --> 00:19:05,381 or punch you in the face or something. 338 00:19:05,464 --> 00:19:06,883 No, no, no, no, no. 339 00:19:06,966 --> 00:19:11,095 If they come back, I say, "Hold up. What happened when you took it?" 340 00:19:11,179 --> 00:19:14,182 And if they say, "Nothing," I say, "What is nothing? 341 00:19:14,265 --> 00:19:17,226 Because some people say there was nothing when the universe was created, 342 00:19:17,310 --> 00:19:20,729 but, like... isn't empty space still something? 343 00:19:20,814 --> 00:19:23,775 Open your mind to the possibilities. 344 00:19:23,858 --> 00:19:25,944 Maybe you're not doin' it right." 345 00:19:26,027 --> 00:19:29,072 And then, they come back because they feel like they didn't do it right. 346 00:19:29,155 --> 00:19:31,282 Girl, I thought this shit through. 347 00:19:31,737 --> 00:19:34,410 - You're such a mad genius. - Yup. 348 00:19:34,493 --> 00:19:38,039 Look at you! Round and round. 349 00:19:38,122 --> 00:19:41,375 Round all around. That's nice. 350 00:19:41,459 --> 00:19:43,920 Just get to it. Did you find him? 351 00:19:44,003 --> 00:19:48,174 Daya, that fucker hobbled away into the sunset. 352 00:19:48,635 --> 00:19:53,137 I got into his house, nothing left except some shitty clothes. 353 00:19:53,221 --> 00:19:55,764 I found a mug in the sink that looked like a grenade. 354 00:19:55,849 --> 00:19:58,434 I thought that was cool. I saved that for you. 355 00:19:58,517 --> 00:20:00,019 But he's gone. 356 00:20:03,439 --> 00:20:07,902 Daya, fuck that guy. You're better off. 357 00:20:09,278 --> 00:20:11,197 He had one leg. 358 00:20:12,365 --> 00:20:16,035 I mean, you go around losing body parts, 359 00:20:16,119 --> 00:20:18,412 that's some pretty irresponsible shit! 360 00:20:19,122 --> 00:20:22,834 I was such a bitch. I drove him away. 361 00:20:22,917 --> 00:20:26,462 You have a life growing inside of you. 362 00:20:26,545 --> 00:20:32,176 That makes you say and do all kinds of crazy shit that make no sense. 363 00:20:32,260 --> 00:20:37,390 But a real man knows he has to suck it up and take it for nine months. 364 00:20:37,392 --> 00:20:40,520 Maybe you get a little side action if need be. 365 00:20:41,727 --> 00:20:43,229 But you don't split. 366 00:20:44,688 --> 00:20:48,401 Even your loser father stuck around till you was two. 367 00:20:49,735 --> 00:20:53,031 The leaving is on him, that's not on you. 368 00:20:54,866 --> 00:20:56,659 So, what's gonna happen now? 369 00:20:59,287 --> 00:21:00,496 You're gonna take the baby, right? 370 00:21:01,247 --> 00:21:03,958 Uh... Whoa. 371 00:21:04,876 --> 00:21:09,672 Daya, I love you and I love your mother, but shit is real hard out here, okay? 372 00:21:09,755 --> 00:21:12,133 And then, your holy abuela, you know, 373 00:21:12,216 --> 00:21:16,054 she hookin' up with some old dude that she met in tai chi. 374 00:21:16,137 --> 00:21:18,222 Hardly ever see her anymore! 375 00:21:19,098 --> 00:21:21,475 Christina. 376 00:21:21,559 --> 00:21:24,603 Christina got some decent mommy skills. 377 00:21:24,687 --> 00:21:27,273 Maybe she can take care of the baby for a little while. 378 00:21:27,356 --> 00:21:28,857 She's in junior high. 379 00:21:28,942 --> 00:21:32,042 So what? Junior high will still be there! 380 00:21:32,159 --> 00:21:34,917 Plus, she's already done, what, two years? 381 00:21:35,406 --> 00:21:38,784 Yo, it's all good. It's all good. 382 00:21:40,244 --> 00:21:41,579 I actually thought he loved me. 383 00:21:41,662 --> 00:21:45,083 And he probably did, Daya. All guys love you. 384 00:21:45,166 --> 00:21:47,293 Because you're such a good girl. 385 00:21:48,711 --> 00:21:49,837 But you know what? 386 00:21:50,182 --> 00:21:54,926 Sometimes love ain't stronger than débil. 387 00:21:56,094 --> 00:21:58,804 That guy was a bitch! 388 00:21:58,887 --> 00:22:02,100 This inside me? It feels like a grenade right now. 389 00:22:03,851 --> 00:22:07,563 And soon, it's gonna blow up and take me with it. 390 00:22:09,023 --> 00:22:10,899 It's not a mug. 391 00:22:13,861 --> 00:22:16,322 My poor baby, man. 392 00:22:18,116 --> 00:22:19,784 I'm sorry, Daya. 393 00:22:20,326 --> 00:22:24,580 If it makes you feel any better, next time I see that motherfucker, 394 00:22:24,705 --> 00:22:26,749 I'm gonna rape his ass with a broken bottle, 395 00:22:26,832 --> 00:22:29,870 and I'm gonna shoot him in the stomach so he bleeds slow. 396 00:22:30,169 --> 00:22:33,047 - That I'm gonna do for you. - Thank you. 397 00:22:34,423 --> 00:22:35,508 You're welcome. 398 00:22:37,218 --> 00:22:40,096 You need to complete the test in 12 minutes. 399 00:22:40,179 --> 00:22:42,265 Twelve minutes. 400 00:22:42,348 --> 00:22:44,100 Be honest with your answers. 401 00:22:44,183 --> 00:22:47,811 And all pencils must be returned at the end of the test. 402 00:22:47,895 --> 00:22:51,565 If you do not return your pencils, you will be given a... 403 00:22:51,649 --> 00:22:53,151 - Present. - ...shot. 404 00:22:57,446 --> 00:22:59,282 Well, look who's here. 405 00:22:59,365 --> 00:23:00,366 _ 406 00:23:01,117 --> 00:23:02,910 _ 407 00:23:02,993 --> 00:23:05,329 _ 408 00:23:05,413 --> 00:23:07,331 A test? 409 00:23:07,415 --> 00:23:12,253 Shit, I fucking suck at taking tests! I get all itchy and anxious. 410 00:23:13,421 --> 00:23:14,838 I can't think straight. 411 00:23:14,922 --> 00:23:17,050 _ 412 00:23:17,133 --> 00:23:20,053 Don't turn the test over till I say begin. 413 00:23:21,512 --> 00:23:25,683 Now I know they serious about this job. Written test? 414 00:23:25,766 --> 00:23:27,643 Damn! 415 00:23:27,726 --> 00:23:31,064 They probably got us building warheads or some shit all day. 416 00:23:31,147 --> 00:23:33,982 You really think they'll have felons making weapons? 417 00:23:34,067 --> 00:23:35,359 I don't know. 418 00:23:35,443 --> 00:23:38,487 I heard the new guys are military contractors. 419 00:23:38,571 --> 00:23:41,074 - Mmm. - I'm sure they up to some evil. 420 00:23:41,157 --> 00:23:44,660 Have us making napalm or... 421 00:23:45,619 --> 00:23:48,369 - weaponizing smallpox. - Mmm-hmm. 422 00:23:48,377 --> 00:23:49,665 Well, whatever it is, 423 00:23:49,748 --> 00:23:52,960 we gonna be leaving up here with fish gills and extra fingers. 424 00:23:53,043 --> 00:23:55,003 That's not how mutation works. 425 00:23:55,088 --> 00:23:56,549 Oh, really? How's it work? 426 00:23:56,551 --> 00:23:59,883 Our babies would the ones born with the fish gills and extra fingers. 427 00:23:59,967 --> 00:24:03,262 What we'd have is a bunch of different cancers and lesions. 428 00:24:03,346 --> 00:24:04,347 Shit like that. 429 00:24:04,430 --> 00:24:08,226 Y'all so worried, don't take the test. It gives me a better chance. 430 00:24:09,435 --> 00:24:11,687 It still make 89 cents more than the warehouse. 431 00:24:12,355 --> 00:24:15,274 I got my eye on that $16 fan in commissary. 432 00:24:15,358 --> 00:24:18,902 Or you can just use your extra finger hand that you gonna have. 433 00:24:18,986 --> 00:24:22,221 All right, ladies. You may begin. 434 00:24:27,370 --> 00:24:30,789 What the fuck? "True or false? 435 00:24:30,873 --> 00:24:32,916 Ideas are more important than real things." 436 00:24:33,000 --> 00:24:36,135 Shh! We are not supposed to discuss the questions. 437 00:24:36,795 --> 00:24:38,464 Check out question three. 438 00:24:38,547 --> 00:24:41,884 "Agree or disagree? Most people are brave." 439 00:24:41,967 --> 00:24:43,677 Now, my thoughts on bravery 440 00:24:43,761 --> 00:24:47,097 are supposed to tell them I'm a good employee, how? 441 00:24:50,601 --> 00:24:52,478 So easy. 442 00:24:55,314 --> 00:24:57,627 All right. Okay. 443 00:24:57,629 --> 00:25:01,533 "I can feel overcome with wonder in nature." 444 00:25:02,780 --> 00:25:06,330 Well, I can feel that way, but I shouldn't say that, right? 445 00:25:06,447 --> 00:25:09,203 I mean, no one wants a tree hugger working for them. 446 00:25:10,746 --> 00:25:13,707 Unless, they're one of those eco companies 447 00:25:13,791 --> 00:25:17,085 that makes, like, bamboo forks. 448 00:25:17,711 --> 00:25:18,754 What have you guys heard? 449 00:25:18,837 --> 00:25:21,257 - Shh! - Quiet, ladies! 450 00:25:25,219 --> 00:25:28,306 Let's make a deal that if one of us gets it and the other one doesn't, 451 00:25:28,389 --> 00:25:29,848 then we don't take it. 452 00:25:29,932 --> 00:25:32,226 Like you even need to say anything. 453 00:25:38,065 --> 00:25:41,902 "I spend most of my time trying to understand things. 454 00:25:44,613 --> 00:25:48,659 I spend most of my time... 455 00:25:49,785 --> 00:25:53,747 trying... to understand things." 456 00:25:53,831 --> 00:25:54,832 What are they getting at? 457 00:25:54,915 --> 00:25:56,250 Will you shut up? I'm trying to concentrate. 458 00:25:57,335 --> 00:26:00,963 "I believe people are basically moral." 459 00:26:02,840 --> 00:26:03,841 Agree. 460 00:26:05,133 --> 00:26:08,346 - You're supposed to answer honest. - I do believe that. 461 00:26:09,137 --> 00:26:11,139 _ 462 00:26:13,309 --> 00:26:15,311 You gotta think deeper than that. 463 00:26:16,061 --> 00:26:18,063 People wanna be good. 464 00:26:18,146 --> 00:26:20,483 - They really do, deep down. - Mmm. 465 00:26:21,775 --> 00:26:22,901 But they just fuck up. 466 00:26:26,864 --> 00:26:29,242 I thought they were gonna, like, be interviewing us, 467 00:26:29,325 --> 00:26:31,285 not giving us some weird-ass brain test. 468 00:26:31,369 --> 00:26:32,995 Quiet, Gonzales! 469 00:26:33,078 --> 00:26:35,080 _ 470 00:26:40,253 --> 00:26:44,131 Would you say that I "keep in the background"? 471 00:26:45,007 --> 00:26:48,218 I'm having a hard enough time figuring out these questions for myself. 472 00:26:48,302 --> 00:26:50,804 What, I gotta answer yours now, too? Please! 473 00:26:50,888 --> 00:26:52,180 Sorry. 474 00:26:55,100 --> 00:26:59,104 I'm gonna go with yes, I keep in the background. 475 00:26:59,187 --> 00:27:03,025 My mother always said that silence can be the loudest thing. 476 00:27:03,108 --> 00:27:05,611 But she never shut the fuck up. 477 00:27:05,694 --> 00:27:07,613 Oh, Lordy, this is hard. 478 00:27:07,696 --> 00:27:10,283 Quiet down, ladies. 479 00:27:12,701 --> 00:27:15,496 Hey! What'd you put for 15? 480 00:27:15,579 --> 00:27:18,416 I'm blowing it. 481 00:27:19,417 --> 00:27:21,794 See. Now I'm getting all itchy. 482 00:27:21,877 --> 00:27:23,879 - Shh! - You, shh! 483 00:27:25,005 --> 00:27:28,258 Oh, my God. Oh, my God! Who can concentrate in here? 484 00:27:28,342 --> 00:27:30,678 Gonzales, you're done. 485 00:27:30,761 --> 00:27:33,347 - I didn't finish yet. - Yes, you're done. 486 00:27:33,431 --> 00:27:35,766 Hand over your test and your pencil. 487 00:27:38,602 --> 00:27:39,770 _ 488 00:27:40,563 --> 00:27:42,064 _ 489 00:27:42,815 --> 00:27:45,651 I don't speak Spanish, so I'm going to assume you said, 490 00:27:45,734 --> 00:27:47,144 "Have a nice day." 491 00:27:54,452 --> 00:27:56,745 Ooh. 492 00:27:57,746 --> 00:27:59,164 Fuck you. 493 00:27:59,247 --> 00:28:01,584 Another one bites the dust. 494 00:28:04,503 --> 00:28:08,048 - Wanna help me spend some money? - What happened to saving for a car? 495 00:28:08,131 --> 00:28:12,135 I think I need to invest in some more emotional clothing right now, you know, 496 00:28:12,219 --> 00:28:14,972 and worry about the car later. I need to dress for my authentic self. 497 00:28:15,055 --> 00:28:16,390 - Mmm-hmm. - And for Ian. 498 00:28:16,474 --> 00:28:17,558 - Yo, what the fuck? - Yes. 499 00:28:17,641 --> 00:28:19,059 You see me now? 500 00:28:20,018 --> 00:28:21,645 Because I see me. 501 00:28:21,729 --> 00:28:23,188 It's Jason, I think he's fucked up. 502 00:28:23,271 --> 00:28:24,607 I'm like a self-mirror. 503 00:28:24,690 --> 00:28:26,066 _ 504 00:28:26,149 --> 00:28:28,193 I am silver and shimmery! 505 00:28:28,276 --> 00:28:30,070 Jason, you fucking idiot! 506 00:28:30,153 --> 00:28:33,741 I'm failing Math and Western Civ. 507 00:28:33,824 --> 00:28:35,576 Everybody's failing Western Civ! 508 00:28:35,659 --> 00:28:36,994 How did he even get up there? 509 00:28:37,077 --> 00:28:38,245 Fuck it. 510 00:28:38,329 --> 00:28:39,455 Oh, no. 511 00:28:49,519 --> 00:28:53,511 You should plant some kale. I hear it's become very popular. 512 00:28:53,594 --> 00:28:56,013 The stuff that stays all day on a deli platter? 513 00:28:56,096 --> 00:28:58,474 That's a garnish, not something to eat. 514 00:28:58,557 --> 00:29:01,184 It's supposed be loaded with vitamins. 515 00:29:02,754 --> 00:29:03,796 Hey, you were right. 516 00:29:05,398 --> 00:29:06,815 Gorgeous day. 517 00:29:07,816 --> 00:29:09,693 Hey there, Jones, you ol' string bean. 518 00:29:09,777 --> 00:29:11,278 Hello. 519 00:29:11,362 --> 00:29:12,905 Speaking of string beans, 520 00:29:12,988 --> 00:29:16,241 Jones has some requests for the vegetable garden. 521 00:29:16,324 --> 00:29:19,495 Now don't go getting any funny ideas with me now, you old burner. 522 00:29:19,578 --> 00:29:22,540 I do know what a wacky tabacky leaf looks like. 523 00:29:23,957 --> 00:29:27,503 - Excuse me, I have somewhere nicer to be. - Ohhh... 524 00:29:27,586 --> 00:29:30,631 Oh, no. Stay. Have a little more fun with us. 525 00:29:31,840 --> 00:29:34,465 - Sit. - Such fun. 526 00:29:35,093 --> 00:29:37,971 Yeah, I was at a hippie music festival once. 527 00:29:38,055 --> 00:29:41,016 Must have been, like, 10 or so. 528 00:29:41,099 --> 00:29:44,269 Mother was away and my older brother was in charge of me. 529 00:29:44,352 --> 00:29:46,730 His buddies and I, we hitchhiked there. 530 00:29:46,814 --> 00:29:48,732 Healy, such a rebel. 531 00:29:48,816 --> 00:29:51,902 Oh, no, no, no. I was scared out of my mind. 532 00:29:51,985 --> 00:29:55,698 For two days, I was living with a golf ball stuck in my throat, 533 00:29:55,781 --> 00:29:57,365 choking back the tears. 534 00:29:57,450 --> 00:29:58,992 It was absolute chaos. 535 00:29:59,332 --> 00:30:01,328 Pouring rain, nobody seemed to care. 536 00:30:01,412 --> 00:30:03,246 And people just kept wandering around. 537 00:30:03,330 --> 00:30:07,042 They were dancing completely naked, filthy with the mud. 538 00:30:07,125 --> 00:30:08,335 It was, like, unbelievable. 539 00:30:08,419 --> 00:30:10,003 Were you at Woodstock? 540 00:30:10,087 --> 00:30:11,964 Somewhere upstate. 541 00:30:12,047 --> 00:30:14,675 Plus, somebody stole my Johnny Unitas football. 542 00:30:14,758 --> 00:30:17,845 I never wanted to be home so badly. 543 00:30:17,928 --> 00:30:19,722 You guys understand that, right? 544 00:30:19,805 --> 00:30:22,641 Sounds like it was very traumatizing for you. 545 00:30:24,309 --> 00:30:25,728 I don't know. 546 00:30:27,938 --> 00:30:30,357 My brother, he's an insurance appraiser now. 547 00:30:32,192 --> 00:30:34,653 Mostly boats and other watercraft. 548 00:30:35,696 --> 00:30:37,155 This is nice. 549 00:30:38,699 --> 00:30:40,367 Fresh air. 550 00:30:41,368 --> 00:30:42,578 Good company. 551 00:30:49,001 --> 00:30:52,337 So, she wants this. Does that look edible to you? 552 00:30:52,420 --> 00:30:55,633 - How you think you did? - Who can tell? 553 00:30:55,716 --> 00:30:58,093 Come on. We just got started! 554 00:30:58,176 --> 00:31:00,888 Man, I pluck my chin hairs. Ain't that upkeep enough? 555 00:31:00,971 --> 00:31:04,141 - I got to run, too? - Mind, body. 556 00:31:05,851 --> 00:31:07,435 You know, I'm just now realizing, 557 00:31:07,520 --> 00:31:10,648 I'm pretty damn happy with both those departments. 558 00:31:10,731 --> 00:31:11,982 I'm walking! 559 00:31:12,065 --> 00:31:13,066 - Come on. - Uh-uh. 560 00:31:13,150 --> 00:31:15,944 To the green house, then we can slow it down. 561 00:31:16,028 --> 00:31:17,070 Let's go! 562 00:31:17,154 --> 00:31:20,741 - Man, if I sweat my hair out... - Come on! Let's go! 563 00:31:20,824 --> 00:31:22,159 Titties flappin' everywhere! 564 00:31:22,242 --> 00:31:23,827 Please tell me that's a margarita. 565 00:31:23,911 --> 00:31:25,871 Yeah. Lemonade. 566 00:31:25,954 --> 00:31:30,042 Made from the finest powdered ingredients the commissary has to offer. 567 00:31:30,125 --> 00:31:31,168 Mmm. 568 00:31:31,251 --> 00:31:34,129 - With the pink sweetener, not the blue. - Nice. 569 00:31:34,797 --> 00:31:36,298 Mmm. 570 00:31:36,381 --> 00:31:37,424 Mmm. 571 00:31:37,508 --> 00:31:38,509 Thank you. 572 00:31:38,592 --> 00:31:41,925 God, I've been laying manure for the last four hours. 573 00:31:42,638 --> 00:31:45,641 The latest rumor is that our new corporate overlords 574 00:31:45,724 --> 00:31:48,561 are gonna be testing genetically modified wheat out here. 575 00:31:49,311 --> 00:31:52,940 See? Who says prison doesn't prepare you for the outside world? 576 00:31:54,149 --> 00:31:56,276 You know, when we get out of here... 577 00:31:56,359 --> 00:31:59,279 I could find electrical work, you could landscape. 578 00:31:59,362 --> 00:32:01,907 We could drive a pickup truck. 579 00:32:01,990 --> 00:32:04,034 We would be living lesbian stereotypes. 580 00:32:04,117 --> 00:32:08,330 We could stop shaving and start camping. 581 00:32:08,413 --> 00:32:12,626 We could go to... golf tournaments. 582 00:32:13,376 --> 00:32:15,963 No? No. No golf. 583 00:32:16,046 --> 00:32:17,422 Who's that girl? 584 00:32:17,505 --> 00:32:20,718 - She's not in orange, so she's not new. - Hmm. 585 00:32:20,801 --> 00:32:23,846 I've never seen her before, and then today twice in one day. 586 00:32:23,929 --> 00:32:25,347 It's a prison phenomenon. 587 00:32:25,430 --> 00:32:27,015 It's like when you think you've seen everyone, 588 00:32:27,099 --> 00:32:30,060 you suddenly notice that there's a girl 589 00:32:30,143 --> 00:32:33,897 with a port wine birthmark on her face 590 00:32:33,981 --> 00:32:38,235 that has been working with you in electrical since you got here 591 00:32:38,318 --> 00:32:39,945 and you'd never seen her before. 592 00:32:40,028 --> 00:32:43,073 No, that phenomenon is called self-absorbed. 593 00:32:47,035 --> 00:32:49,079 Seriously, something is up with her. 594 00:32:49,162 --> 00:32:52,625 She's super sketchy, and clearly her Disney Princess is Jasmine. 595 00:32:56,003 --> 00:32:59,506 Look! Look! She just looked at me. 596 00:33:02,509 --> 00:33:06,346 Twice in one day out of nowhere, Piper. It's weird. 597 00:33:06,429 --> 00:33:08,348 And he knows that I'm in here. 598 00:33:11,184 --> 00:33:15,648 So... So, you're saying that Kubra found a girl who was headed to prison, 599 00:33:15,731 --> 00:33:20,747 or better yet, convinced someone to get arrested, 600 00:33:20,825 --> 00:33:23,781 charged, sent to prison, 601 00:33:23,864 --> 00:33:29,286 and then manipulated it so that they would be assigned here, 602 00:33:29,369 --> 00:33:32,706 specifically so they could get you? 603 00:33:32,790 --> 00:33:36,251 I'm telling you, he's twisted. 604 00:33:36,334 --> 00:33:38,128 He plays the long game. 605 00:33:38,211 --> 00:33:40,881 He's too smart to send in a girl who looks like she's from Cyprus. 606 00:33:40,964 --> 00:33:45,969 That's a... rookie move. You're a paranoid racist. 607 00:33:46,053 --> 00:33:47,387 She probably just thinks you're cute. 608 00:33:48,555 --> 00:33:54,102 But if she tries to hit on you... I will smack a bitch down. 609 00:33:55,813 --> 00:33:57,105 Hmm. 610 00:34:04,446 --> 00:34:08,867 I've heard girls talking about you, saying you can offer help. 611 00:34:10,372 --> 00:34:12,927 I'm in a pretty dark place. 612 00:34:14,581 --> 00:34:16,291 Is this like a guru situation? 613 00:34:19,502 --> 00:34:22,756 I went to see Amma once. The hugging saint. 614 00:34:22,840 --> 00:34:28,011 We waited for three hours to get hugged, but then Seamus said he felt sick. 615 00:34:28,095 --> 00:34:31,849 He said it was from the sun and the chia pudding, 616 00:34:31,932 --> 00:34:35,185 but I'm pretty sure he just got impatient. 617 00:34:35,936 --> 00:34:37,771 I could've used that hug. 618 00:34:38,763 --> 00:34:41,274 I don't know why I didn't stay. 619 00:34:42,776 --> 00:34:44,236 Yes, I do. 620 00:34:44,319 --> 00:34:46,905 I didn't stay so Seamus and Meadow 621 00:34:46,989 --> 00:34:49,825 could go back to the lake and have sex and do slackline. 622 00:34:49,908 --> 00:34:51,702 So, I missed my hug. 623 00:34:53,746 --> 00:34:56,915 Do those sound like good friends to you? I mean... 624 00:34:57,916 --> 00:35:01,294 why don't I have people in my life who really care about me? 625 00:35:06,258 --> 00:35:10,512 Maybe it's me. I've been lazy. 626 00:35:11,179 --> 00:35:14,641 But... there are connections to be made in here, right? 627 00:35:14,725 --> 00:35:18,686 I mean, I see people who care about each other all over this place. 628 00:35:18,771 --> 00:35:21,606 And they were all new once. 629 00:35:22,649 --> 00:35:24,526 Yeah. 630 00:35:24,609 --> 00:35:26,153 That makes sense. 631 00:35:30,532 --> 00:35:31,784 Oh. 632 00:35:33,493 --> 00:35:36,704 I get it. This is your thing. 633 00:35:36,789 --> 00:35:41,752 You give people this meaningful stare, and people project their feelings onto it. 634 00:35:46,048 --> 00:35:47,674 It's really soothing. 635 00:35:50,385 --> 00:35:52,345 I feel better. 636 00:35:53,764 --> 00:35:55,057 Thank you. 637 00:36:02,773 --> 00:36:04,066 Inmates, no touching. 638 00:36:15,911 --> 00:36:17,704 Oh, thanks. Thanks for helping. 639 00:36:18,455 --> 00:36:20,916 Yeah. You steal from someone who's giving it away for free. 640 00:36:20,999 --> 00:36:23,543 That's, like... double negative karma. 641 00:36:23,626 --> 00:36:26,129 Yeah, it is pretty fucked up. 642 00:36:27,255 --> 00:36:29,883 You know this isn't gonna be ready for, like, another week or so, right? 643 00:36:29,967 --> 00:36:32,302 - A week? - Yeah. 644 00:36:32,385 --> 00:36:35,055 _ 645 00:36:35,138 --> 00:36:36,764 Fuck Rome. 646 00:36:36,849 --> 00:36:38,851 _ 647 00:36:40,602 --> 00:36:42,062 You got any suspects? 648 00:36:42,145 --> 00:36:43,981 You know, it could be Papadakis. 649 00:36:44,064 --> 00:36:46,691 I know a couple of girls got sick off her shit. 650 00:36:46,774 --> 00:36:49,277 Yo, maybe she's trying to steal my secret ingredient! 651 00:36:49,361 --> 00:36:50,612 - Cinnamon! - Watermelon! 652 00:36:50,695 --> 00:36:54,616 No, and no! All right? Fuck you. I ain't telling you. 653 00:36:55,283 --> 00:36:57,369 I think that squirrel's dead. 654 00:36:57,452 --> 00:36:59,872 He's just been laying up in that branch this whole time. 655 00:37:05,377 --> 00:37:07,004 Yo, don't do that, man. 656 00:37:07,087 --> 00:37:10,507 He gonna come down and come for your face and claw your eyes out and shit. 657 00:37:10,590 --> 00:37:13,176 My cousin had a ferret who did that. 658 00:37:16,054 --> 00:37:20,225 - That squirrel is not giving one shit. - Maybe he's retarded. 659 00:37:22,060 --> 00:37:23,436 Maybe he's drunk. 660 00:37:23,520 --> 00:37:25,730 What, you saying that little thing is the hooch bandit? 661 00:37:26,773 --> 00:37:28,066 Come on, y'all. 662 00:37:28,150 --> 00:37:31,403 The bags are heavy, they were buried deep. I don't think so. 663 00:37:31,486 --> 00:37:32,863 He's not that little. 664 00:37:32,946 --> 00:37:36,199 Maybe his daddy fucked a raccoon and he's one of those hybrid species. 665 00:37:37,659 --> 00:37:38,743 A squacoon. 666 00:37:38,826 --> 00:37:41,829 - His tail is kind of stripey-like. - Thank you. 667 00:37:41,914 --> 00:37:44,291 Squirrels and raccoons can't mate. 668 00:37:44,374 --> 00:37:46,334 All right? They're, like, two totally different species. 669 00:37:47,878 --> 00:37:50,130 Whatever he is, I think he's your problem. 670 00:37:50,645 --> 00:37:52,257 You gotta defend your stash. 671 00:37:52,340 --> 00:37:54,676 On the farm, my daddy used pee and cayenne pepper 672 00:37:54,759 --> 00:37:56,094 to keep the skunks away. 673 00:38:00,098 --> 00:38:02,684 I suppose I should start out by apologizing, 674 00:38:02,767 --> 00:38:06,980 which I've had to do a lot through the years for George. 675 00:38:07,064 --> 00:38:09,983 Although, this one really takes the cake. 676 00:38:11,234 --> 00:38:13,153 I suppose I shouldn't mention cake because you probably... 677 00:38:13,236 --> 00:38:14,821 You can have it. 678 00:38:14,905 --> 00:38:15,948 "It"? 679 00:38:17,072 --> 00:38:18,073 The baby? 680 00:38:18,075 --> 00:38:21,244 I don't know if it's a boy or a girl. It doesn't matter. 681 00:38:21,328 --> 00:38:22,745 Either way, I don't want it. 682 00:38:22,829 --> 00:38:26,708 My mom says you have a real nice house, so he'll have his own room and stuff. 683 00:38:26,791 --> 00:38:28,168 Yes, that's true. 684 00:38:31,504 --> 00:38:32,714 You seem upset. 685 00:38:33,548 --> 00:38:35,258 I'm pregnant in prison, lady. 686 00:38:35,342 --> 00:38:37,802 Were you really expecting for me to be all happy and glowy? 687 00:38:37,885 --> 00:38:42,933 No, no. I just... I thought... I thought we would talk a little bit more. 688 00:38:43,016 --> 00:38:46,811 What is there to say? I don't feel anything for this baby. 689 00:38:46,894 --> 00:38:50,232 It's hard to have love for something that's camping out on your bladder. 690 00:38:50,315 --> 00:38:53,360 I remember watching my ass turn into my Aunt Louise's. 691 00:38:53,443 --> 00:38:55,653 It was not a good look. 692 00:38:55,737 --> 00:38:59,449 But, um, I also remember having these really vivid dreams. 693 00:38:59,532 --> 00:39:04,121 None of this is what dreams are made of. It was just a mistake. 694 00:39:04,204 --> 00:39:07,832 So, if you're trying to prove something by taking that on, God bless. 695 00:39:08,333 --> 00:39:10,835 I am trying to prove something. 696 00:39:12,087 --> 00:39:15,590 I know that's crazy, but I... He was always... 697 00:39:17,592 --> 00:39:21,513 Look, the nurse, when I was checking out of the hospital, 698 00:39:21,596 --> 00:39:23,765 handed me George all wrapped up in a blanket and said, 699 00:39:23,848 --> 00:39:27,269 "You have a difficult child. Good luck." And she was right. 700 00:39:27,352 --> 00:39:29,104 I should've done more, you know. 701 00:39:29,187 --> 00:39:31,189 I was young and I was in a bad marriage, 702 00:39:31,273 --> 00:39:34,442 and you just realize stuff as time goes on. 703 00:39:34,526 --> 00:39:35,652 So... 704 00:39:37,654 --> 00:39:40,823 Look, he's my kid. 705 00:39:40,907 --> 00:39:46,288 He's my responsibility even now. And I love him, and I will love that baby. 706 00:39:46,371 --> 00:39:50,083 And I'm gonna do this right, Miss Diaz. I am committed. 707 00:39:50,708 --> 00:39:53,753 All yours. Are we done here? 708 00:39:53,836 --> 00:39:55,838 Oh, my God, you... You don't even know me. 709 00:39:55,922 --> 00:39:57,007 I mean, I... 710 00:39:57,090 --> 00:39:58,675 I could be some kind of ax murderer 711 00:39:58,758 --> 00:40:02,637 who wants to make coats out of the skins of babies or something. 712 00:40:02,720 --> 00:40:05,765 I watch a lot of true crime TV. 713 00:40:05,848 --> 00:40:10,603 You want the baby, I said yes. Why do you keep on pushing me? 714 00:40:10,687 --> 00:40:12,980 Because I'm afraid you'll change your mind. 715 00:40:13,065 --> 00:40:15,650 I'm afraid that you'll snap out of this depression 716 00:40:15,733 --> 00:40:17,444 and wonder, "What was I thinking?" 717 00:40:17,527 --> 00:40:20,950 You got a paper? I'll sign it over right now. 718 00:40:21,531 --> 00:40:23,158 You'll get your do-over baby, 719 00:40:23,241 --> 00:40:27,537 and I'll have a chance to start a new life where I just gotta worry about me. 720 00:40:28,455 --> 00:40:30,873 You can't sign the paper until you've had the baby. 721 00:40:31,624 --> 00:40:33,710 Oh, I get it now. 722 00:40:35,378 --> 00:40:38,215 Is there somebody in here that you could talk to? 723 00:40:38,298 --> 00:40:40,800 You know, a professional or something? 724 00:40:42,260 --> 00:40:44,054 My counselor is an old white man 725 00:40:44,137 --> 00:40:47,014 who tries to connect by saying "Hola" in the hallway. 726 00:40:48,891 --> 00:40:52,479 And lucky for you, my mom is all up for the deal. 727 00:40:52,562 --> 00:40:56,149 I talk to her sometimes, mmm, when she's not being a total bitch. 728 00:40:58,568 --> 00:40:59,819 Go team. 729 00:41:01,113 --> 00:41:04,616 Well, I'm gonna come back and visit you again really soon, 730 00:41:04,699 --> 00:41:05,950 and we'll talk some more. 731 00:41:13,958 --> 00:41:16,002 It was very nice to meet you, Dayanara. 732 00:41:20,923 --> 00:41:22,175 Bye. 733 00:41:26,388 --> 00:41:27,597 Check it out. 734 00:41:28,556 --> 00:41:32,185 Oh, yeah! Mama's got a brand new bag! 735 00:41:34,812 --> 00:41:36,398 Uh... 736 00:41:36,481 --> 00:41:38,191 'Course fucking Chapman got it. 737 00:41:38,275 --> 00:41:40,610 Oh! Fuck, yeah! That's me! 738 00:41:40,693 --> 00:41:42,362 ♪ Queen of the new job ♪ 739 00:41:44,071 --> 00:41:46,574 Yes! Ain't nobody's maid no more! 740 00:41:51,204 --> 00:41:53,123 No! Quit that. 741 00:41:53,206 --> 00:41:54,957 How do you know that job's any good anyhow? 742 00:41:55,041 --> 00:41:57,169 Besides, I thought you liked cleaning. 743 00:41:57,252 --> 00:41:59,337 No, but I failed, T! 744 00:41:59,421 --> 00:42:02,215 I should've answered the question in the reverse of how I felt. 745 00:42:02,299 --> 00:42:04,259 The opposite of me is better. 746 00:42:04,342 --> 00:42:07,387 The opposite of you is... boring. 747 00:42:07,470 --> 00:42:12,225 You're obviously too... creative for that job. 748 00:42:14,269 --> 00:42:17,647 You bitches get in? Hmm? 749 00:42:18,315 --> 00:42:19,691 No. 750 00:42:19,774 --> 00:42:24,821 Oh, well, we promise not to throw our new high paying jobs in your face too much. 751 00:42:27,073 --> 00:42:30,827 So, that's just business, right? You know, some cutthroat shit. 752 00:42:32,036 --> 00:42:35,290 Oh, anyway. So you think I need a fresh, new first day do? 753 00:42:35,373 --> 00:42:39,586 Yeah! Hook it up! Look hot! Curls! 754 00:42:40,753 --> 00:42:44,341 Get me some little spirals, some curls, you know what I'm saying? Like... 755 00:42:47,469 --> 00:42:49,721 Hey, Gonzales, uh... 756 00:42:50,972 --> 00:42:53,891 Congrats. I saw you got in. 757 00:42:54,131 --> 00:42:55,298 Seriously? 758 00:42:55,731 --> 00:42:57,604 Holy shit. 759 00:42:57,687 --> 00:43:01,524 You know, I was psyching myself out the whole time. 760 00:43:01,608 --> 00:43:04,527 But I guess my smarts must've kicked in anyhow. 761 00:43:04,611 --> 00:43:06,363 So cool. How about you? 762 00:43:06,747 --> 00:43:11,326 Nah. Still stuck in the toilet, so to speak. 763 00:43:11,409 --> 00:43:15,121 - Calgon, take me away. - I'm sorry about that. 764 00:43:15,205 --> 00:43:16,914 But you know, I'm gonna tell everybody I know 765 00:43:16,998 --> 00:43:19,376 to try to pee real neat from now on, okay? 766 00:43:19,459 --> 00:43:22,295 Make your life a little easier. 767 00:43:22,379 --> 00:43:23,463 Thanks for that. 768 00:43:27,217 --> 00:43:30,553 Come on. Get out the way. Hurry up. 769 00:43:37,852 --> 00:43:40,062 Look how close our bunks are. 770 00:43:41,439 --> 00:43:43,316 Now we can share each other's clothes. 771 00:43:44,145 --> 00:43:45,985 They're announcing who got the new job assignment. 772 00:43:46,068 --> 00:43:47,904 - You wanna go see? - Yeah, okay. 773 00:43:49,447 --> 00:43:52,784 You still on the lookout for shanking belly dancers? 774 00:43:54,076 --> 00:43:56,203 To quote Philip K. Dick, 775 00:43:56,288 --> 00:43:59,916 "It's strange how paranoia can link up with reality now and then." 776 00:43:59,999 --> 00:44:04,668 You know, Kubra probably loves me since I lied for him. 777 00:44:05,838 --> 00:44:08,645 Maybe I'm his gal on the inside. 778 00:44:09,091 --> 00:44:12,178 - Ha-ha. - You know what I would use for my shank? 779 00:44:13,805 --> 00:44:15,848 - Your very own toothbrush. - Fuck off. 780 00:44:19,519 --> 00:44:21,854 Seriously, did he reach out to you after the trial? 781 00:44:21,938 --> 00:44:25,608 No, I'm just playing. Or am I? 782 00:44:25,692 --> 00:44:29,195 Quit it, Piper. You're freaking me out. Be straight. 783 00:44:29,279 --> 00:44:32,740 Did you talk to him? You have to tell me! 784 00:44:32,824 --> 00:44:36,994 Wait, like, if you were a drug dealer, hypothetically, 785 00:44:37,078 --> 00:44:40,623 and I was a narc and you're asking me if I was a cop? 786 00:44:40,707 --> 00:44:42,208 21 Jump Street style? 787 00:44:42,292 --> 00:44:44,168 Yeah, exactly like that. 788 00:44:45,337 --> 00:44:50,091 I have not been hired to kill you, Alex. 789 00:44:51,551 --> 00:44:53,177 Or psychologically torture me? 790 00:44:53,260 --> 00:44:56,348 Well, not by Kubra's command. 791 00:44:56,431 --> 00:44:59,684 Will you stop making light of this? 792 00:44:59,767 --> 00:45:04,105 There is a very real possibility that he would send someone for me. 793 00:45:04,188 --> 00:45:06,107 Okay, you're right. No, I'm... 794 00:45:07,400 --> 00:45:09,777 I'm done. 795 00:45:09,861 --> 00:45:11,779 Unless, of course, I'm hiding a weapon in my bra. 796 00:45:11,863 --> 00:45:14,115 I think you need to check. 797 00:45:44,646 --> 00:45:47,857 Everything boils down to control with you! 798 00:45:47,940 --> 00:45:51,986 All I'm saying is if you took Howard Street, rather than Maple, 799 00:45:52,069 --> 00:45:54,071 we would save three minutes on the drive. 800 00:45:54,155 --> 00:45:55,990 It's not controlling, it's efficient. 801 00:45:56,073 --> 00:45:57,950 It's three minutes. 802 00:45:58,034 --> 00:46:00,870 And I enjoy the houses on Maple. They're quaint. 803 00:46:00,953 --> 00:46:04,123 The one with the, uh... red painted door and the tire swing? 804 00:46:04,206 --> 00:46:06,584 It makes me think maybe the world's a nice place. 805 00:46:06,668 --> 00:46:09,128 I'll take that thought over three minutes any day. 806 00:46:11,673 --> 00:46:16,218 - My hours got cut. - See, I was right. I knew it. 807 00:46:16,302 --> 00:46:18,805 Smoke and mirrors. Sorry, Ford. 808 00:46:18,888 --> 00:46:21,433 No, mine too. In half. 809 00:46:25,227 --> 00:46:26,979 Sons of bitches. 810 00:46:27,814 --> 00:46:30,567 You think this is just us? Have we been slacking? 811 00:46:30,650 --> 00:46:32,527 You let an inmate steal a van and kill another inmate with it. 812 00:46:32,610 --> 00:46:33,903 I mean, that's pretty egregious. 813 00:46:33,986 --> 00:46:37,031 Suck it, O'Neill. I was found to be not at fault for that. 814 00:46:37,114 --> 00:46:40,284 No, this is them. Corporate greed mongers. 815 00:46:40,367 --> 00:46:42,119 So, who's covering the hours we're losing? 816 00:46:42,203 --> 00:46:46,207 More mongers. They multiply like gremlins. 817 00:46:46,290 --> 00:46:48,501 You still think the world's a nice place? 818 00:46:51,003 --> 00:46:53,590 Ooh-hoo. Yeah! 819 00:46:54,466 --> 00:46:55,508 Mmm! 820 00:46:56,383 --> 00:46:59,303 Hey, what you think? Does this say swag? 821 00:47:00,638 --> 00:47:02,974 Great job not rubbing it in our faces. 822 00:47:03,057 --> 00:47:05,852 Hey, I didn't say that. Watson did. 823 00:47:05,935 --> 00:47:08,437 Yo, did you talk to your girl, Poussey? 824 00:47:08,521 --> 00:47:10,189 She didn't take the test. 825 00:47:10,272 --> 00:47:12,734 No! She too busy fighting off 826 00:47:12,817 --> 00:47:17,029 some imaginary drink-thieving raccquirrel to worry about this shit. 827 00:47:17,113 --> 00:47:20,700 She's outside, pissing in circles, making "traps"! 828 00:47:20,783 --> 00:47:22,952 You need to come clean. 829 00:47:23,035 --> 00:47:26,748 Tell her you took her shit 'fore she really get cracked. 830 00:47:26,831 --> 00:47:28,457 Are her traps humane? 831 00:47:28,541 --> 00:47:31,335 Cartoon style, with a stick and a box. 832 00:47:31,418 --> 00:47:35,632 Look, I'd rather see her running around like a fool 833 00:47:35,715 --> 00:47:38,551 - than sleeping and drinking all damn day. - Mmm-hmm. 834 00:47:38,635 --> 00:47:40,261 At least she's up and moving. 835 00:47:40,344 --> 00:47:44,390 Up and moving and giving Looney Tunes here a run for her money. 836 00:47:44,473 --> 00:47:48,435 Well, she's got a goal now. I'll tell her... eventually. 837 00:47:48,520 --> 00:47:50,437 But, uh, don't rush. 838 00:47:50,522 --> 00:47:53,816 Once you know Santa Claus isn't real, it's all downhill from there. 839 00:47:53,900 --> 00:47:55,818 Okay, what the hell Santa Claus got to do with this? 840 00:47:55,902 --> 00:47:57,945 It's good to have something to believe in. 841 00:47:58,029 --> 00:48:00,948 Giant drunky squirrels, Santa. 842 00:48:01,032 --> 00:48:05,244 It's like the tests say, "Ideas are better than reality." 843 00:48:05,327 --> 00:48:06,412 And you agreed with that? 844 00:48:06,495 --> 00:48:09,206 - Mmm-hmm. - Well, no wonder you didn't get the job. 845 00:48:09,290 --> 00:48:14,003 The reality they was talking about was working your ass off for the man. 846 00:48:16,505 --> 00:48:19,967 Your answer basically told the man to fuck off. 847 00:48:20,051 --> 00:48:21,510 No, I didn't mean that. 848 00:48:21,594 --> 00:48:25,139 Wait, so, do you think I should talk to somebody and say... 849 00:48:25,222 --> 00:48:26,641 You know, explain myself? 850 00:48:26,724 --> 00:48:28,893 See, I think that ship has sailed, my dear. 851 00:48:28,976 --> 00:48:32,438 - Mmm-hmm. - Time to go sweep up some pube hives. 852 00:48:32,521 --> 00:48:36,067 I like to think of them more like... pube nests. 853 00:48:36,150 --> 00:48:38,194 Everybody's got fucking opinions! 854 00:48:38,277 --> 00:48:41,530 Well, consolation Snickers on me later, scrub! 855 00:48:41,614 --> 00:48:42,949 Puff out! 856 00:48:45,409 --> 00:48:47,369 No. 857 00:48:47,453 --> 00:48:50,665 Something is missing in my life. 858 00:48:50,748 --> 00:48:55,461 No matter how much reading and gardening I do, my mind drifts. 859 00:48:56,588 --> 00:48:59,674 - I have this need. - Okay. 860 00:48:59,757 --> 00:49:02,719 An overwhelming need. A drive. 861 00:49:03,928 --> 00:49:05,179 A hunger. 862 00:49:06,555 --> 00:49:08,057 - A hunger? - Yes. 863 00:49:09,183 --> 00:49:11,936 I am missing the heat, you know? 864 00:49:12,019 --> 00:49:14,939 That flush in my face that only comes from real... 865 00:49:15,022 --> 00:49:16,065 Passion. 866 00:49:18,776 --> 00:49:21,613 Oh, yeah. I understand. 867 00:49:21,696 --> 00:49:24,365 Give me something to be consumed with, Healy. 868 00:49:25,032 --> 00:49:29,787 Sure it leaves me with blisters and burns and an aching back, but it's work, 869 00:49:29,871 --> 00:49:32,832 real work, and I yearn for it. 870 00:49:34,250 --> 00:49:37,128 Are you talking about the kitchen? 871 00:49:39,005 --> 00:49:40,632 It is a proven fact 872 00:49:40,715 --> 00:49:44,719 that people in retirement are more likely to get Alzheimer's. 873 00:49:44,802 --> 00:49:46,595 I don't want to become Jimmy, 874 00:49:46,679 --> 00:49:48,681 walking around with my underwear on my head. 875 00:49:48,765 --> 00:49:51,475 I need purpose and stimulation. 876 00:49:51,558 --> 00:49:55,647 Well, Mendoza's doing a fine job in the kitchen. 877 00:49:55,730 --> 00:49:57,982 We have no reason to replace her. 878 00:49:59,150 --> 00:50:01,277 So you'll have to... 879 00:50:01,360 --> 00:50:03,821 You'll have to look somewhere else for your... 880 00:50:06,448 --> 00:50:09,410 You'll have to find your purpose somewhere else. 881 00:50:09,493 --> 00:50:13,208 I'm sure with this new regime, there will be changes. 882 00:50:13,831 --> 00:50:16,668 Maybe you could slip this one through as well. 883 00:50:16,751 --> 00:50:19,378 Please. Comrade to comrade. 884 00:50:20,337 --> 00:50:24,633 Look... Red, this is protocol. 885 00:50:24,717 --> 00:50:27,594 You got busted for those drugs. 886 00:50:27,679 --> 00:50:30,556 There's no way Caputo's signing off on this. 887 00:50:32,099 --> 00:50:35,853 You didn't get to where you are without knowing how to work the system. 888 00:50:36,854 --> 00:50:38,439 I respect the system. 889 00:50:38,522 --> 00:50:40,607 Don't you also respect me? 890 00:50:42,735 --> 00:50:44,195 Jesus, Red. 891 00:50:46,823 --> 00:50:48,490 I thought you were different. 892 00:50:52,870 --> 00:50:55,707 I bet a bunch of those girls didn't answer the questions honestly. 893 00:50:55,790 --> 00:50:57,834 I ain't 100% sure I did. 894 00:50:59,001 --> 00:51:00,878 Yeah, it was confusing. 895 00:51:00,962 --> 00:51:05,341 I had to take a test like that one time, when I applied to be an RA. 896 00:51:05,424 --> 00:51:08,302 - What's an RA? - A resident advisor. 897 00:51:08,385 --> 00:51:10,722 Like, for my... dorm in college. 898 00:51:12,181 --> 00:51:16,060 I didn't get that one either. We must be too emotional. 899 00:51:16,978 --> 00:51:18,730 And that's bad? 900 00:51:18,813 --> 00:51:22,649 Um... I mean, it doesn't make for a good employee. 901 00:51:22,734 --> 00:51:24,568 Like, I read a horrible article this morning 902 00:51:24,651 --> 00:51:28,155 about this woman getting stoned in Iran for adultery, 903 00:51:28,239 --> 00:51:29,866 and it seriously made me so upset 904 00:51:29,949 --> 00:51:33,202 that I've folded this laundry, like, four times already. 905 00:51:33,745 --> 00:51:37,289 Emotional equals unproductive, I guess. 906 00:51:38,916 --> 00:51:41,836 - I like getting stoned. - Who doesn't? 907 00:51:42,920 --> 00:51:44,296 Yeah. 908 00:51:45,422 --> 00:51:49,718 Getting stoned. Ooh. It's so fun. 909 00:51:53,555 --> 00:51:55,975 So, um... 910 00:51:57,268 --> 00:51:58,394 Walmart. 911 00:51:59,686 --> 00:52:01,688 Uh, how about Walmart? 912 00:52:01,773 --> 00:52:04,901 It's so big. I went there once. 913 00:52:04,984 --> 00:52:08,863 I noticed that there was a lot of... cheap shit in there! 914 00:52:08,946 --> 00:52:12,658 Like, just everything you could ever want. 915 00:52:12,741 --> 00:52:15,828 Someone check the hot dogs out there. I bet they're running low. 916 00:52:15,912 --> 00:52:16,913 I just refilled them. 917 00:52:16,996 --> 00:52:19,623 Well, stay on them. That no carb trend is back. 918 00:52:19,706 --> 00:52:21,793 I'm up to my ears in buns. 919 00:52:23,377 --> 00:52:26,505 Oh. Look who decided to grace us with her presence. 920 00:52:26,588 --> 00:52:29,091 Throw an apron on, we'll talk punishment later. 921 00:52:29,175 --> 00:52:30,467 I got the job. 922 00:52:31,803 --> 00:52:35,722 It's supposed to start in a few minutes. I just wanted to come let you know. 923 00:52:36,765 --> 00:52:37,934 Come? 924 00:52:38,017 --> 00:52:39,768 How considerate of you... 925 00:52:39,852 --> 00:52:42,939 to show your front when you're turning your back on your family. 926 00:52:44,398 --> 00:52:46,442 I earned it, Gloria. You should be proud of me. 927 00:52:46,525 --> 00:52:47,734 Because of that test? 928 00:52:47,819 --> 00:52:49,528 I heard some of the questions on that test. 929 00:52:49,611 --> 00:52:50,779 It's not even about anything. 930 00:52:50,863 --> 00:52:53,407 They were obviously about something, and I got 'em right. 931 00:52:53,490 --> 00:52:56,577 Blanca took it, too, and she didn't get picked. 932 00:52:59,205 --> 00:53:03,292 Oh. So now you're better than us? What, you're chosen? 933 00:53:04,626 --> 00:53:08,881 Oh, watch out, Norma, Flaca is moving in on your territory. 934 00:53:11,383 --> 00:53:14,428 That's right, I am better. Better than all you bitches. 935 00:53:15,387 --> 00:53:18,390 Maybe I got C's in high school because my personality is too complex 936 00:53:18,474 --> 00:53:20,684 for mainstream academics. 937 00:53:20,767 --> 00:53:22,436 Some people are born for greatness. 938 00:53:23,395 --> 00:53:26,482 How nice that prison could help you realize your full potential. 939 00:53:26,565 --> 00:53:27,649 Fuck you. 940 00:53:30,236 --> 00:53:32,113 _ 941 00:53:40,989 --> 00:53:42,406 Your budget is $800,000... 942 00:53:42,498 --> 00:53:46,210 _ 943 00:53:46,293 --> 00:53:48,045 _ 944 00:53:48,129 --> 00:53:49,922 _ 945 00:53:51,632 --> 00:53:56,053 Many private islands in the Keys sell for over $10 million. 946 00:53:57,181 --> 00:53:59,391 _ 947 00:54:02,977 --> 00:54:04,896 - Marisol Gonzales? - Yes. 948 00:54:04,979 --> 00:54:06,188 Can I talk to you for a minute? 949 00:54:13,820 --> 00:54:16,573 - You're under arrest. - What are you talking about? 950 00:54:16,657 --> 00:54:17,783 _ 951 00:54:17,866 --> 00:54:19,785 Jason Anders is in critical condition. 952 00:54:19,868 --> 00:54:21,120 You better hope he lives. 953 00:54:21,203 --> 00:54:23,872 I do. He's a nice kid, but... that's not my fault. 954 00:54:23,956 --> 00:54:25,499 You sold him a controlled substance. 955 00:54:25,582 --> 00:54:29,295 I did not! I sold him a piece of paper. 956 00:54:29,378 --> 00:54:31,005 That crazy was all him. 957 00:54:31,088 --> 00:54:36,843 Listen to me, I sold him plain paper with nothing but water and print on it. 958 00:54:36,928 --> 00:54:38,054 It was all fake! 959 00:54:38,137 --> 00:54:39,888 Yeah, well, his reaction to it was very real. 960 00:54:39,972 --> 00:54:41,682 - And it's a crime regardless, so... - No. 961 00:54:41,765 --> 00:54:43,350 _ 962 00:54:43,434 --> 00:54:46,687 _ 963 00:54:46,770 --> 00:54:50,024 Ma'am, your daughter is under arrest for fraud and endangerment. 964 00:54:50,107 --> 00:54:52,151 - It's all in the warrant. - No, this is not real. 965 00:54:52,234 --> 00:54:53,277 - No, this can't be real. - Let's go, Officer. 966 00:54:53,360 --> 00:54:55,321 - I didn't do nothing! No! - Officer, let's go. 967 00:54:55,404 --> 00:54:57,823 No! No! It was paper! 968 00:54:57,906 --> 00:54:59,992 Ma'am, we can talk about it down at the precinct. 969 00:55:01,702 --> 00:55:05,206 Hey, um, I understand the new job assignments were announced and... 970 00:55:05,289 --> 00:55:06,290 Oh, yeah, yeah. 971 00:55:06,373 --> 00:55:09,043 I read over that test. Where did you come up with that? 972 00:55:09,126 --> 00:55:11,837 Oh, I just, uh, pulled that off the Internet. 973 00:55:11,920 --> 00:55:14,423 Some kind of new assessment technique? 974 00:55:14,506 --> 00:55:16,968 Um, it was, like, a... personality quiz or something. 975 00:55:17,051 --> 00:55:18,844 I don't even know. We didn't even read 'em. 976 00:55:18,927 --> 00:55:22,389 Jones just pulled 40 out of a pile randomly 977 00:55:22,473 --> 00:55:23,975 and those were the winners. 978 00:55:25,934 --> 00:55:28,645 That's your system? Random selection? 979 00:55:29,688 --> 00:55:33,150 My system is to make the ladies think that there is a system 980 00:55:33,234 --> 00:55:37,071 so they don't hate us for not getting the job, 981 00:55:37,154 --> 00:55:40,157 they're mad at themselves for not having what it takes. 982 00:55:40,744 --> 00:55:44,578 But you reviewed the files of the women you selected, right? 983 00:55:44,661 --> 00:55:48,915 I mean, made sure there were no risks in that job placement? 984 00:55:49,833 --> 00:55:52,253 We'll have COs on post. 985 00:55:52,822 --> 00:55:56,173 We've had a lot of success with this model. 986 00:55:56,257 --> 00:56:01,887 I have to tell you that our model for not allowing violent criminals 987 00:56:01,970 --> 00:56:05,099 to work with sharp tools or arsonists in the kitchen 988 00:56:05,182 --> 00:56:06,767 hasn't been so bad either. 989 00:56:06,850 --> 00:56:08,727 You're right. 990 00:56:08,810 --> 00:56:11,022 No, I totally get it. You're right. 991 00:56:11,105 --> 00:56:14,108 I think what we'll do is we'll send you the list, 992 00:56:14,191 --> 00:56:15,567 and then if there are any red flags, 993 00:56:15,651 --> 00:56:19,321 you can send those back to us and we'll adjust accordingly. 994 00:56:21,073 --> 00:56:24,326 Good thinking, Caputo. Thanks a lot. 995 00:56:24,410 --> 00:56:26,537 I feel really lucky you're here. 996 00:56:28,164 --> 00:56:30,624 - Great. - Great. 997 00:56:30,707 --> 00:56:31,708 Great. 998 00:56:31,792 --> 00:56:36,088 Congratulations on landing this coveted new job. 999 00:56:36,172 --> 00:56:41,385 This is an opportunity for all of you to learn a very in-demand trade. 1000 00:56:41,468 --> 00:56:48,184 And we hope that you will take it as seriously as we did when selecting you. 1001 00:56:49,268 --> 00:56:51,978 Ladies, welcome to Whispers. 1002 00:56:58,527 --> 00:57:00,779 Cool. 1003 00:57:09,871 --> 00:57:10,914 You see that? 1004 00:57:15,627 --> 00:57:17,713 We making panties? 1005 00:57:33,958 --> 00:57:35,958 Synced and corrected by Chitorafa www.addic7ed.com 1005 00:57:36,305 --> 00:58:36,227 Watch Movies, Series & LiveTV www.flixify.app