1 00:00:08,573 --> 00:00:10,160 ELIZABETH: Wow. STEVIE: Yeah. [Chuckles] 2 00:00:10,184 --> 00:00:12,490 ELIZABETH: I mean, the pictures don't do it justice. 3 00:00:12,534 --> 00:00:15,189 It's like a fairy tale. STEVIE: I know. 4 00:00:15,232 --> 00:00:16,775 ELIZABETH: How did you guys find this place? 5 00:00:16,799 --> 00:00:19,280 It was on Blake and Trevor's short list. 6 00:00:19,323 --> 00:00:21,891 Yeah, but then Trevor decided he wanted a water element, so... 7 00:00:21,934 --> 00:00:24,241 Are you two ever actually going to get married? 8 00:00:24,285 --> 00:00:26,417 If we ever decide on how to do it, 9 00:00:26,461 --> 00:00:28,550 so maybe not. Anyway, 10 00:00:28,593 --> 00:00:31,118 I just looked up the ten most romantic places near D.C., 11 00:00:31,161 --> 00:00:34,077 and this popped up. It kind of reminds me 12 00:00:34,121 --> 00:00:35,948 of the house at the farm, doesn't it? 13 00:00:35,992 --> 00:00:37,124 Maybe the barn. 14 00:00:37,167 --> 00:00:38,342 STEVIE: Okay, I know you guys 15 00:00:38,386 --> 00:00:40,692 wanted me to have it there. I'm sorry. 16 00:00:40,736 --> 00:00:42,583 No, no, no, no, no. 100%.Hey, we're venue neutral. 17 00:00:42,607 --> 00:00:44,063 STEVIE: Okay. We just wanted this to be, like, 18 00:00:44,087 --> 00:00:45,480 our place, you know, 19 00:00:45,523 --> 00:00:46,892 not connected to anyone else's history. 20 00:00:46,916 --> 00:00:49,484 And I don't really have much of a history here, 21 00:00:49,527 --> 00:00:51,007 so everything works for me. 22 00:00:51,051 --> 00:00:53,183 You like it, though, right? Oh, no, I love it. 23 00:00:53,227 --> 00:00:56,317 It reminds me of my grandfather's house on the farm. 24 00:00:56,360 --> 00:00:58,841 Well, pictures I've seen, before the state took it. 25 00:01:01,061 --> 00:01:02,584 I-I love it. 26 00:01:02,627 --> 00:01:04,890 Look at those beams. 27 00:01:04,934 --> 00:01:06,849 STEVIE: Yeah. Yeah. 28 00:01:06,892 --> 00:01:08,807 So they're all hand-planed 29 00:01:08,851 --> 00:01:10,679 original timber, and the furniture 30 00:01:10,722 --> 00:01:12,985 in here is-is hand-hewn; there's no nails. 31 00:01:13,029 --> 00:01:14,309 It's like we're standing in art. 32 00:01:14,335 --> 00:01:17,642 Oh. It so is. 33 00:01:17,686 --> 00:01:18,817 [excited chatter] 34 00:01:18,861 --> 00:01:20,515 Are we ready to sample food? 35 00:01:20,558 --> 00:01:22,560 ELIZABETH: Oh, yes! Thank you, Maggie. 36 00:01:22,604 --> 00:01:23,953 Everything looks amazing. 37 00:01:23,996 --> 00:01:25,607 Maggie, it's so good to finally 38 00:01:25,650 --> 00:01:27,087 meet you in person.Likewise. 39 00:01:27,130 --> 00:01:28,673 This is place is spectacular, really. Beautiful place. 40 00:01:28,697 --> 00:01:30,414 Thank you so much. Oh, this is a couple of late additions... 41 00:01:30,438 --> 00:01:32,048 What do we have?...from the caterer. 42 00:01:32,092 --> 00:01:35,182 Bacon-wrapped dates and lobster mac and cheese. Yes! [Gasps] 43 00:01:35,225 --> 00:01:36,594 Showing some respect for the flesh eaters. 44 00:01:36,618 --> 00:01:39,360 And we love you for it. Oh, we do. 45 00:01:39,403 --> 00:01:42,145 Ma'am, those dishes haven't been cleared. 46 00:01:42,189 --> 00:01:43,973 What-what do you mean? 47 00:01:44,016 --> 00:01:45,896 We oversaw production of everything that's here. 48 00:01:45,931 --> 00:01:48,630 Those two haven't been vetted. 49 00:01:48,673 --> 00:01:50,675 So not the mac and... I'm good to go, right? 50 00:01:50,719 --> 00:01:52,112 Yes, sir. 51 00:01:53,548 --> 00:01:54,940 STEVIE: Mmm. 52 00:01:54,984 --> 00:01:56,725 Crudités are okay? 53 00:01:56,768 --> 00:01:58,596 BOTH: Yes, ma'am. 54 00:01:58,640 --> 00:01:59,989 [Stevie chuckles] 55 00:02:00,032 --> 00:02:03,427 This is by far the best. Oh, good. 56 00:02:03,471 --> 00:02:06,213 This cake is unbelievable. That's really good. 57 00:02:06,256 --> 00:02:08,084 How is it? It's terrible. 58 00:02:08,128 --> 00:02:10,391 No, it's not good at all. You wouldn't like it at all. 59 00:02:10,434 --> 00:02:12,044 Okay, so this one? 60 00:02:12,088 --> 00:02:13,872 I want my own personal vat at the wedding. 61 00:02:13,916 --> 00:02:15,657 I will see to it, but for now 62 00:02:15,700 --> 00:02:18,225 we should get to the White House for the bill signing. Okay. 63 00:02:18,268 --> 00:02:20,488 You know, you could sort of just grab one for yourself 64 00:02:20,531 --> 00:02:22,490 and we could have it in the... No, ma'am. 65 00:02:22,533 --> 00:02:24,883 HENRY: Mmm, mmm, mmm. 66 00:02:24,927 --> 00:02:27,669 If you die, I won't eat it. 67 00:02:29,497 --> 00:02:31,257 MIKE: "A mere nine months after President McCord was 68 00:02:31,281 --> 00:02:33,085 "threatened with impeachment, an action which was impeded 69 00:02:33,109 --> 00:02:34,719 "by the largest political protest 70 00:02:34,763 --> 00:02:36,199 "in the nation's history, 71 00:02:36,243 --> 00:02:38,288 "the White House will hold a Rose Garden ceremony 72 00:02:38,332 --> 00:02:40,638 "for the signing of the Equal Pay and Family Leave Act. 73 00:02:40,682 --> 00:02:42,050 "In attendance will be the world champion. 74 00:02:42,074 --> 00:02:43,250 "U.S. women's soccer team, 75 00:02:43,293 --> 00:02:44,947 outspoken proponents of pay equity." Yes. 76 00:02:44,990 --> 00:02:46,383 "Not present will be Mark Hanson 77 00:02:46,427 --> 00:02:47,839 and all of his traitorous congressional scum nuggets." 78 00:02:47,863 --> 00:02:49,038 Michael. Uh, we'll see. 79 00:02:49,081 --> 00:02:50,320 "Also in attendance will be Flo Avery, 80 00:02:50,344 --> 00:02:52,128 "a citizen who was born the same day 81 00:02:52,172 --> 00:02:53,671 "that women were granted the right to vote 82 00:02:53,695 --> 00:02:54,976 through the ratification of the 19th Amendment." 83 00:02:55,000 --> 00:02:56,480 Hey, can you make sure that there's 84 00:02:56,524 --> 00:02:58,066 someone there to help her down the stairs? 85 00:02:58,090 --> 00:02:59,242 Let's avoid any sudden noises. 86 00:02:59,266 --> 00:03:00,547 Dead old ladies aren't a great look 87 00:03:00,571 --> 00:03:02,965 for female empowerment. She seems very spry. 88 00:03:03,008 --> 00:03:04,532 Her phone voice seems spry? 89 00:03:06,011 --> 00:03:08,449 Also, the soccer players. I got an earful 90 00:03:08,492 --> 00:03:10,625 when I asked them to stick to the talking points. 91 00:03:10,668 --> 00:03:13,149 All this stuff about [stammers] censorship 92 00:03:13,193 --> 00:03:14,735 and the importance of letting women speak their truth. 93 00:03:14,759 --> 00:03:16,457 They do this all the time. 94 00:03:16,500 --> 00:03:18,850 I'm just saying maybe don't stand so close to them when 95 00:03:18,894 --> 00:03:20,915 the microphones are on. Too many powerful women for you? 96 00:03:20,939 --> 00:03:22,613 You've met my four sisters. You know I have triggers. 97 00:03:22,637 --> 00:03:24,726 Yeah. Okay, go. Thank you so much. 98 00:03:24,769 --> 00:03:26,597 Hi. Uh, maintenance missed the memo... Hi. 99 00:03:26,641 --> 00:03:29,034 On fertilizing the Rose Garden.[chuckles] 100 00:03:29,078 --> 00:03:31,254 So the olfactory consensus is that we should 101 00:03:31,298 --> 00:03:33,038 hold the bill signing in here, 102 00:03:33,082 --> 00:03:35,389 additional photo sessions in the portrait gallery 103 00:03:35,432 --> 00:03:37,434 to make room for more press.Okay. That's great. 104 00:03:37,478 --> 00:03:40,263 And [exhales] one small thing I need to discuss with you 105 00:03:40,307 --> 00:03:41,438 about the wedding. 106 00:03:41,482 --> 00:03:44,659 [gasps] Oh, my God. 107 00:03:44,702 --> 00:03:47,183 My daughter's getting married, Russell! 108 00:03:47,227 --> 00:03:50,491 In two days. That's, like, the day after tomorrow. 109 00:03:50,534 --> 00:03:51,709 Yes, yes. 110 00:03:51,753 --> 00:03:54,146 It is exactly like that. Uh... 111 00:03:54,190 --> 00:03:56,018 I know you got enough on your mind 112 00:03:56,061 --> 00:03:57,759 without last-minute requests, 113 00:03:57,802 --> 00:04:02,459 but I have to ask you not to seat me with Carol. 114 00:04:02,503 --> 00:04:05,245 Okay. Why? 115 00:04:05,288 --> 00:04:07,856 Because things haven't been going so well lately, 116 00:04:07,899 --> 00:04:10,859 and she would rather be at a distance from me. 117 00:04:13,905 --> 00:04:15,994 I mean, how serious is it? 118 00:04:16,038 --> 00:04:19,259 I'm at a hotel. 119 00:04:19,302 --> 00:04:21,217 Oh, no. 120 00:04:21,261 --> 00:04:24,525 Nah. I've been there before. 121 00:04:24,568 --> 00:04:27,876 Named a suite for me at the Mayfair. 122 00:04:27,919 --> 00:04:29,878 Blows over eventually. 123 00:04:29,921 --> 00:04:31,749 Oh, Russell, I'm so sorry. 124 00:04:31,793 --> 00:04:34,796 Sort of afraid to ask: 125 00:04:34,839 --> 00:04:36,580 Is it because of the job? 126 00:04:38,626 --> 00:04:41,629 It's not not because of the job. 127 00:04:41,672 --> 00:04:43,283 I don't know how I could've 128 00:04:43,326 --> 00:04:46,155 gotten through any of this without you, you know. 129 00:04:49,332 --> 00:04:50,899 I feel bad. 130 00:04:53,162 --> 00:04:55,295 You know, maybe I should talk to Carol. 131 00:04:55,338 --> 00:04:56,905 Oh, God, no. 132 00:04:56,948 --> 00:04:59,951 The only person she likes less than me right now is you. 133 00:05:01,692 --> 00:05:04,304 Well, how long has this been going on? 134 00:05:04,347 --> 00:05:05,914 [sighs] 135 00:05:09,657 --> 00:05:11,833 [car door closes] 136 00:05:11,876 --> 00:05:14,183 Carol! 137 00:05:14,226 --> 00:05:15,967 Call the gardener! 138 00:05:16,011 --> 00:05:17,839 It's out of the question. It's temporary. 139 00:05:17,882 --> 00:05:19,493 Dalton was temporary. 140 00:05:19,536 --> 00:05:21,973 Only the second term. What's your point? 141 00:05:22,017 --> 00:05:23,932 This is different! It's always different. 142 00:05:23,975 --> 00:05:25,890 Except it's never different. 143 00:05:25,934 --> 00:05:28,328 You had a heart attack, Russell. 144 00:05:28,371 --> 00:05:30,088 You almost died. Yeah, and her daughter saved my life. 145 00:05:30,112 --> 00:05:31,896 So you owe her? 146 00:05:31,940 --> 00:05:34,508 Oh, come on, the first woman president, Carol. Don't you dare! 147 00:05:34,551 --> 00:05:36,399 Just to get her on solid ground, and then I promise... 148 00:05:36,423 --> 00:05:39,600 No. You have lost the right to promise me anything. 149 00:05:39,643 --> 00:05:41,341 And you know what? 150 00:05:41,384 --> 00:05:44,518 Your thousand broken promises aren't even the real problem. 151 00:05:44,561 --> 00:05:48,130 The real problem is that I have always come second to your job. 152 00:05:48,173 --> 00:05:51,394 You have never once chosen me first, 153 00:05:51,438 --> 00:05:53,004 and you never will. 154 00:05:53,048 --> 00:05:55,224 It's not a competition, Carol. 155 00:05:55,267 --> 00:05:57,357 Not anymore it isn't. 156 00:05:57,400 --> 00:05:59,097 I quit. 157 00:06:05,669 --> 00:06:07,758 EPFL PSA, take one. 158 00:06:10,065 --> 00:06:11,501 Welcome, everybody. 159 00:06:11,545 --> 00:06:16,201 I am so thrilled to have these voices supporting us 160 00:06:16,245 --> 00:06:17,899 in this...[laughter] 161 00:06:17,942 --> 00:06:20,380 WOMAN: EPFL PSA, 162 00:06:20,423 --> 00:06:21,598 take seven. 163 00:06:21,642 --> 00:06:23,383 [chuckles] 164 00:06:23,426 --> 00:06:25,602 Welcome, everybody. I am so thrilled 165 00:06:25,646 --> 00:06:27,493 to have these women here lending their voices to this cause. 166 00:06:27,517 --> 00:06:29,563 ASHLYN: We're honored to be here, Madam President. 167 00:06:29,606 --> 00:06:32,566 We've been speaking out about pay equity for a long time 168 00:06:32,609 --> 00:06:35,220 in our own profession, but the problem is everywhere. 169 00:06:35,264 --> 00:06:36,700 CRYSTAL: The average American woman 170 00:06:36,744 --> 00:06:39,660 makes only 82 cents for every dollar earned by men. 171 00:06:39,703 --> 00:06:41,705 And it's even worse for minorities. 172 00:06:41,749 --> 00:06:44,708 African American women make 63 cents on the dollar. 173 00:06:44,752 --> 00:06:47,407 That's why we always say, "Equal work..." 174 00:06:47,450 --> 00:06:49,931 OTHERS: "Equal sweat, equal pay." Ah. 175 00:06:49,974 --> 00:06:51,517 ALLIE: You could steal that phrase, Madam President. 176 00:06:51,541 --> 00:06:53,432 ELIZABETH: Well, I just might take you up on that. 177 00:06:53,456 --> 00:06:56,590 And this act also provides for spousal leave. 178 00:06:56,633 --> 00:06:58,026 ALI: We love that, 179 00:06:58,069 --> 00:07:00,681 whether your partner's your husband or your wife. 180 00:07:00,724 --> 00:07:02,683 And cut. 181 00:07:02,726 --> 00:07:04,380 Thank you, ladies. That was wonderful. 182 00:07:04,424 --> 00:07:05,947 [laughs]: So sorry about that. 183 00:07:05,990 --> 00:07:07,470 That's right, you guys got married. 184 00:07:07,514 --> 00:07:09,124 Congratulations. 185 00:07:09,167 --> 00:07:11,474 Thank you. We did it. [Laughs]Yeah. We took the plunge. 186 00:07:11,518 --> 00:07:12,910 Aw. We are 187 00:07:12,954 --> 00:07:14,869 having a wedding... 188 00:07:14,912 --> 00:07:16,673 Well, we-we're married, but our daughter Stevie 189 00:07:16,697 --> 00:07:18,002 is getting married in two days. 190 00:07:18,046 --> 00:07:19,787 Two days? Oh, wow. 191 00:07:19,830 --> 00:07:21,179 You both seem really relaxed. 192 00:07:21,223 --> 00:07:23,355 Well, it's all just a very well-rehearsed act. 193 00:07:23,399 --> 00:07:25,619 But I'm glad to see that it's working. [Laughs] 194 00:07:25,662 --> 00:07:26,837 BLAKE: Madam President. 195 00:07:26,881 --> 00:07:29,927 This is our special guest, Flo Avery. 196 00:07:29,971 --> 00:07:32,669 Ms. Avery, it is an honor to meet you. 197 00:07:32,713 --> 00:07:34,541 Call me Flo. 198 00:07:34,584 --> 00:07:36,717 Well, thank you, I will. 199 00:07:36,760 --> 00:07:41,112 Uh, ladies, I want you to meet Ms. Avery... Flo, 200 00:07:41,156 --> 00:07:44,420 who was born on August 18th, 1920, 201 00:07:44,464 --> 00:07:47,379 the exact day that the 19th Amendment was ratified. 202 00:07:47,423 --> 00:07:50,382 Such an honor to meet you. So nice to meet you. 203 00:07:50,426 --> 00:07:53,560 [cameras clicking]I am so honored to be here today 204 00:07:53,603 --> 00:07:57,477 in the presence of such fine examples of female leadership, 205 00:07:57,520 --> 00:08:00,392 fortitude and longevity. 206 00:08:00,436 --> 00:08:03,439 The Equal Pay and Family Leave Act 207 00:08:03,483 --> 00:08:06,398 will ensure greater opportunities for all women 208 00:08:06,442 --> 00:08:07,878 across our country. 209 00:08:07,922 --> 00:08:09,706 Thank you for being here today. 210 00:08:09,750 --> 00:08:11,752 Thank you. 211 00:08:11,795 --> 00:08:13,623 You guys, thanks for being here. 212 00:08:13,667 --> 00:08:15,407 I really appreciate it. 213 00:08:15,451 --> 00:08:17,322 Thank you, everyone. Right this way. 214 00:08:17,366 --> 00:08:18,715 We will, uh, pick this up 215 00:08:18,759 --> 00:08:20,388 in the portrait gallery... Quick as you can. 216 00:08:20,412 --> 00:08:21,675 [overlapping chatter] 217 00:08:23,633 --> 00:08:28,072 Madam President, I just wanted to tell you that... 218 00:08:30,335 --> 00:08:32,816 May I sit, please? Y-Yes, please. 219 00:08:32,860 --> 00:08:36,254 I never thought I'd live to see the day 220 00:08:36,298 --> 00:08:41,999 when we would have a woman president. 221 00:08:42,043 --> 00:08:45,481 Well, I'm very glad that you did. [Chuckles] 222 00:08:45,525 --> 00:08:49,093 However, now that I have, 223 00:08:49,137 --> 00:08:51,443 I couldn't be more disappointed. 224 00:08:51,487 --> 00:08:54,490 Oh. Um... 225 00:08:54,534 --> 00:08:57,275 Don't be patting yourself too hard on the back 226 00:08:57,319 --> 00:09:01,062 about this-this little bill. 227 00:09:01,105 --> 00:09:05,762 It was passed by a house full of men. 228 00:09:05,806 --> 00:09:09,461 And it can be taken away just as easily. 229 00:09:09,505 --> 00:09:13,553 It's baked right into the Declaration of Independence 230 00:09:13,596 --> 00:09:17,513 that all men... 231 00:09:17,557 --> 00:09:19,515 are created equal. 232 00:09:19,559 --> 00:09:22,039 And look what happened to the ERA. 233 00:09:22,083 --> 00:09:25,129 Couldn't even get it ratified by the states. 234 00:09:25,173 --> 00:09:29,438 Equal Pay Act, my foot. 235 00:09:29,481 --> 00:09:33,616 The Emancipation Proclamation didn't end slavery. 236 00:09:33,660 --> 00:09:37,533 The 13th Amendment did. 237 00:09:39,230 --> 00:09:42,103 As long as the Constitution doesn't guarantee 238 00:09:42,146 --> 00:09:43,713 my equality... 239 00:09:45,715 --> 00:09:48,718 I see no reason to celebrate. 240 00:09:52,374 --> 00:09:54,681 But... 241 00:09:54,724 --> 00:09:56,944 thanks for the pen. 242 00:10:02,166 --> 00:10:05,517 [quietly]: Hi. Uh, the venue just went down in flames. 243 00:10:05,561 --> 00:10:08,129 I know. Did you see that coming? 244 00:10:08,172 --> 00:10:09,913 Because I sure didn't. No. 245 00:10:09,957 --> 00:10:12,046 Mike was worried about the soccer players. 246 00:10:12,089 --> 00:10:14,788 I just got my ass handed to me by a centenarian. 247 00:10:14,831 --> 00:10:17,138 No, the wedding venue just burned down to the ground. 248 00:10:19,227 --> 00:10:21,577 [sighs]: Oh, come on. 249 00:10:21,621 --> 00:10:23,623 ♪ 250 00:10:35,504 --> 00:10:36,853 Well? 251 00:10:36,897 --> 00:10:39,029 Well, unfortunately, all that beautiful, original 252 00:10:39,073 --> 00:10:41,031 hand-hewn timber made excellent kindling. 253 00:10:41,075 --> 00:10:42,574 The place burned to the ground in less than an hour. 254 00:10:42,598 --> 00:10:44,295 Fortunately, no one was hurt.Okay. 255 00:10:44,339 --> 00:10:45,732 Well, we still have the caterer, 256 00:10:45,775 --> 00:10:48,169 so we can just go full-court press on another venue. 257 00:10:48,212 --> 00:10:50,127 All right, well, what about postponing? 258 00:10:50,171 --> 00:10:51,955 No. That's impossible. 259 00:10:51,999 --> 00:10:54,610 People are already on their way in. 260 00:10:54,654 --> 00:10:56,501 They've made hotel reservations, their schedules. 261 00:10:56,525 --> 00:10:58,048 It's a logistical nightmare. 262 00:10:58,092 --> 00:11:00,311 We can't just... But we-we don't want to wait. 263 00:11:00,355 --> 00:11:01,506 Like... HENRY: Just keep making lists 264 00:11:01,530 --> 00:11:03,488 and calls until we find a new venue. 265 00:11:03,532 --> 00:11:05,292 There's got to be someplace that'll work. ELIZABETH: Right. 266 00:11:05,316 --> 00:11:06,666 Afraid that is not an option. 267 00:11:06,709 --> 00:11:08,842 It takes three weeks minimum to clear a location. 268 00:11:08,885 --> 00:11:10,725 Can't we make some kind of emergency exception? 269 00:11:10,757 --> 00:11:12,846 I mean, there has to be a way around the protocol. 270 00:11:12,889 --> 00:11:14,761 Oh, yeah, in fact there is: You can get married 271 00:11:14,804 --> 00:11:17,067 anywhere you like as long as your mother 272 00:11:17,111 --> 00:11:19,461 doesn't come to the wedding. 273 00:11:19,504 --> 00:11:21,550 Don't even think about it. No.I'm not. 274 00:11:21,593 --> 00:11:24,466 All right, look, in terms of secure venues, 275 00:11:24,509 --> 00:11:26,555 here are your options: Camp David... 276 00:11:26,598 --> 00:11:28,296 Which has been dealing with an infestation 277 00:11:28,339 --> 00:11:30,211 of West Nile mosquitos... Great. 278 00:11:30,254 --> 00:11:32,430 And the White House. 279 00:11:32,474 --> 00:11:34,215 That's it? That's... 280 00:11:34,258 --> 00:11:36,957 Mount Weather, if you like a windowless bunker. 281 00:11:40,264 --> 00:11:41,918 So much for keeping it apolitical. 282 00:11:41,962 --> 00:11:43,441 [chuckles]: I mean... 283 00:11:44,747 --> 00:11:46,314 Listen to me. 284 00:11:46,357 --> 00:11:48,838 Your dad and I are gonna do everything in our power 285 00:11:48,882 --> 00:11:50,753 to protect this wedding.Mm. 286 00:11:50,797 --> 00:11:52,886 I mean it. 287 00:11:52,929 --> 00:11:58,152 There will be no press and absolutely no politics. 288 00:11:58,195 --> 00:11:59,782 It's a political gold mine! Invitations will be 289 00:11:59,806 --> 00:12:02,112 more sought after than Willy Wonka's golden tickets! No! 290 00:12:02,156 --> 00:12:04,177 There will be no political interference in this wedding. 291 00:12:04,201 --> 00:12:06,290 Is that clear? End of discussion. 292 00:12:06,334 --> 00:12:07,683 Just keep the announcement simple 293 00:12:07,727 --> 00:12:09,641 and stress it'll be a low-key event 294 00:12:09,685 --> 00:12:11,005 for family and friends. Yes, sir. 295 00:12:11,034 --> 00:12:12,601 Thank you. That's all. 296 00:12:12,644 --> 00:12:14,168 Actually, it's not. 297 00:12:14,211 --> 00:12:15,691 I've just been talking with Jody, 298 00:12:15,735 --> 00:12:17,824 our Women's Outreach director, 299 00:12:17,867 --> 00:12:20,304 and I do have something else I want to discuss. 300 00:12:20,348 --> 00:12:23,394 After my trip to the woodshed with Flo Avery 301 00:12:23,438 --> 00:12:27,050 at the signing ceremony, I've been thinking about the ERA. 302 00:12:28,791 --> 00:12:31,098 Were you also thinking about mood rings and Supertramp? 303 00:12:31,141 --> 00:12:34,362 Flo Avery was right. 304 00:12:34,405 --> 00:12:36,930 An amendment to the Constitution is the only way 305 00:12:36,973 --> 00:12:38,932 to make civil liberties permanent. 306 00:12:38,975 --> 00:12:41,717 Oh, no... I think it's a mistake. It's a dead horse. 307 00:12:41,761 --> 00:12:44,546 A lot of people don't even know the history of it. 308 00:12:44,589 --> 00:12:46,504 Worst-case scenario: 309 00:12:46,548 --> 00:12:48,637 they get an important civics lesson. 310 00:12:48,680 --> 00:12:50,813 What are they gonna do, impeach me? 311 00:12:50,857 --> 00:12:52,380 Oh... Oh, all right, okay. 312 00:12:52,423 --> 00:12:55,339 I think it could get traction, particularly with young people. 313 00:12:55,383 --> 00:12:57,100 You mean the non-voting bloc? Not just kids. 314 00:12:57,124 --> 00:12:58,734 40-and-under. 315 00:12:58,778 --> 00:13:00,388 It's not a dead horse to them. 316 00:13:00,431 --> 00:13:02,129 It could be a brand-new pony. 317 00:13:02,172 --> 00:13:03,391 I love it. 318 00:13:05,959 --> 00:13:08,004 [thumps desk]Saddle up. 319 00:13:08,048 --> 00:13:09,789 And get happy. 320 00:13:11,747 --> 00:13:13,246 ELIZABETH: Good afternoon. OTHERS: Good afternoon. 321 00:13:13,270 --> 00:13:14,837 I am here today to announce 322 00:13:14,881 --> 00:13:17,405 that I am reviving the ERA initiative. 323 00:13:17,448 --> 00:13:19,842 The first Equal Rights Amendment was introduced 324 00:13:19,886 --> 00:13:22,453 in Congress in 1923, 325 00:13:22,497 --> 00:13:27,023 and subsequently reintroduced in every session of Congress 326 00:13:27,067 --> 00:13:29,417 for half a century, 327 00:13:29,460 --> 00:13:32,507 until it finally passed both houses of Congress 328 00:13:32,550 --> 00:13:34,117 in the early 1970s. 329 00:13:34,161 --> 00:13:37,033 But then it was only ratified by 35 states. 330 00:13:37,077 --> 00:13:38,992 It needed 38 to pass. 331 00:13:39,035 --> 00:13:42,560 Since then, our society has made 332 00:13:42,604 --> 00:13:46,129 so much progress toward equality of the sexes. 333 00:13:46,173 --> 00:13:49,829 It is about time we update the Constitution 334 00:13:49,872 --> 00:13:53,833 to reflect the reality that all people are created equal 335 00:13:53,876 --> 00:13:57,097 and shall be treated so under the law. 336 00:13:57,140 --> 00:14:00,317 The thing is, language matters. 337 00:14:00,361 --> 00:14:02,667 And the language of our Constitution 338 00:14:02,711 --> 00:14:04,713 doesn't go far enough to recognize the rights 339 00:14:04,756 --> 00:14:06,323 of all our citizens. 340 00:14:06,367 --> 00:14:07,716 Not yet. 341 00:14:07,759 --> 00:14:11,111 So I invite the American people to join me 342 00:14:11,154 --> 00:14:13,635 in this overdue campaign for inclusion. 343 00:14:13,678 --> 00:14:15,028 Thank you. 344 00:14:15,071 --> 00:14:16,899 HENRY: Hey. 345 00:14:16,943 --> 00:14:19,554 Oh, wow. That looks like something important. 346 00:14:19,597 --> 00:14:21,556 ELIZABETH: It's a seating chart. 347 00:14:21,599 --> 00:14:23,471 Stevie's letting me help her with it. 348 00:14:25,386 --> 00:14:27,388 [exhales] Wow. 349 00:14:27,431 --> 00:14:29,390 Our daughter is getting married. 350 00:14:29,433 --> 00:14:30,826 I know. 351 00:14:30,870 --> 00:14:33,350 We're gonna have a son-in-law. 352 00:14:33,394 --> 00:14:34,830 HENRY: Yeah, I'm up to speed.Hey. 353 00:14:34,874 --> 00:14:36,939 It's me with an annoying update. ELIZABETH: Can't wait. 354 00:14:36,963 --> 00:14:40,314 Your new ERA initiative is facing a vocal public opposition 355 00:14:40,357 --> 00:14:42,664 from none other than Ohio Senator Amy Ross, 356 00:14:42,707 --> 00:14:44,492 who is vowing to fight you in the Senate. 357 00:14:44,535 --> 00:14:46,363 AMY: This would be a gratuitous alteration 358 00:14:46,407 --> 00:14:47,930 of the Constitution. 359 00:14:47,974 --> 00:14:50,150 And it's entirely unnecessary. 360 00:14:50,193 --> 00:14:55,851 We should all be wary of rushing to alter this sacred document. 361 00:14:55,895 --> 00:14:57,374 President McCord 362 00:14:57,418 --> 00:14:59,637 is trying to stoke a political fight 363 00:14:59,681 --> 00:15:01,509 that will pointlessly divide this country 364 00:15:01,552 --> 00:15:03,250 along gender lines. 365 00:15:03,293 --> 00:15:06,470 I intend to stop it dead in its tracks. 366 00:15:06,514 --> 00:15:07,514 [reporters clamor] 367 00:15:12,824 --> 00:15:14,696 MIKE: So, item next. 368 00:15:14,739 --> 00:15:17,177 Heads-up from the IC that a coup is imminent in Venezuela. 369 00:15:17,220 --> 00:15:19,396 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. How imminent? 370 00:15:19,440 --> 00:15:21,485 Well, General Julio Diaz has established 371 00:15:21,529 --> 00:15:23,574 a resistance movement and is publicly demanding 372 00:15:23,618 --> 00:15:25,881 major concessions from President Alvarado 373 00:15:25,925 --> 00:15:28,144 by tomorrow, or he's threatening to unleash 374 00:15:28,188 --> 00:15:30,320 a civil war to topple the government, 375 00:15:30,364 --> 00:15:32,627 which could put our regional agreement in jeopardy 376 00:15:32,670 --> 00:15:35,978 just in time for the first daughter's nuptials. The hell it will. 377 00:15:36,022 --> 00:15:38,000 Oh, wait, do you guys have a second to talk about wedding logistics? 378 00:15:38,024 --> 00:15:39,547 I live for it. What's the problem now? 379 00:15:39,590 --> 00:15:40,872 I-It's not really a problem, really. 380 00:15:40,896 --> 00:15:42,439 It's just that ever since this has become 381 00:15:42,463 --> 00:15:44,247 a White House wedding, everybody is 382 00:15:44,291 --> 00:15:46,815 angling for a ticket; I'm being flooded with requests. 383 00:15:46,858 --> 00:15:50,558 Wouldn't that be a wonderful way to lobby for the ERA votes? 384 00:15:50,601 --> 00:15:52,101 Against the backdrop of a traditional wedding ceremony? 385 00:15:52,125 --> 00:15:54,170 As if to say, "See? We can all be equal 386 00:15:54,214 --> 00:15:55,911 "and still participate in a time-tested, 387 00:15:55,955 --> 00:15:57,957 "ancient, sexist ritual, 388 00:15:58,000 --> 00:15:59,978 wherein a virginally attired woman is passed from one man to another." 389 00:16:00,002 --> 00:16:01,134 That is not what... No! 390 00:16:01,177 --> 00:16:03,788 The invite list is locked. What did I say? 391 00:16:03,832 --> 00:16:06,008 We are not politicizing this wedding. 392 00:16:07,270 --> 00:16:08,750 And nobody's having a damn coup. 393 00:16:10,056 --> 00:16:12,449 He's starting to scare me. 394 00:16:14,974 --> 00:16:16,497 Senator Ross. 395 00:16:16,540 --> 00:16:17,889 Good to see you. 396 00:16:17,933 --> 00:16:20,153 Amy. And it's always good to see you. 397 00:16:20,196 --> 00:16:22,024 The Armed Services Committee is grateful 398 00:16:22,068 --> 00:16:24,070 for the work you do with the V.A. 399 00:16:24,113 --> 00:16:26,115 Oh. Thanks. I'm glad to hear that. 400 00:16:26,159 --> 00:16:27,638 I'm on my way to the president now. 401 00:16:27,682 --> 00:16:29,249 Little early. 402 00:16:29,292 --> 00:16:31,164 Well, I hope you have a productive talk. 403 00:16:32,600 --> 00:16:34,732 Henry? 404 00:16:34,776 --> 00:16:37,039 Just curious. What's your take on this? 405 00:16:37,083 --> 00:16:39,389 I'm 100% on board. 406 00:16:40,695 --> 00:16:42,653 Well, of course you'd have to be. 407 00:16:42,697 --> 00:16:45,221 No. I'm a liberated 408 00:16:45,265 --> 00:16:46,570 first gentleman. 409 00:16:46,614 --> 00:16:48,485 Even though the 14th Amendment 410 00:16:48,529 --> 00:16:51,271 already guarantees women equal rights? Theoretically, 411 00:16:51,314 --> 00:16:54,013 it guarantees equal pay, but that hasn't worked out so well. 412 00:16:54,056 --> 00:16:57,364 I am concerned that the ERA will strip women 413 00:16:57,407 --> 00:16:59,148 of all of the legislative protections 414 00:16:59,192 --> 00:17:01,107 that we fought tooth and nail 415 00:17:01,150 --> 00:17:03,370 to enact: Social Security benefits 416 00:17:03,413 --> 00:17:05,067 for stay-at-home moms, which I was, 417 00:17:05,111 --> 00:17:07,722 and widows, which I am. 418 00:17:07,765 --> 00:17:10,464 Uh, food subsidies. Uh, workplace safety. 419 00:17:10,507 --> 00:17:12,118 They're only necessary 420 00:17:12,161 --> 00:17:14,816 to try to help level an uneven playing field. 421 00:17:14,859 --> 00:17:16,731 [chuckles]: No. They're necessary 422 00:17:16,774 --> 00:17:19,429 because of 10,000 years of evolution. 423 00:17:19,473 --> 00:17:21,692 Men and women aren't the same, 424 00:17:21,736 --> 00:17:24,086 no matter how much we'd like to make it so. 425 00:17:24,130 --> 00:17:27,524 Sometimes separate is good. 426 00:17:27,568 --> 00:17:30,788 But the proponents of the ERA, uh, don't... 427 00:17:30,832 --> 00:17:32,921 don't acknowledge that truth. 428 00:17:32,964 --> 00:17:35,445 And opponents don't acknowledge that separate 429 00:17:35,489 --> 00:17:38,883 is so often used as a pretext to prevent equality. 430 00:17:38,927 --> 00:17:40,450 This isn't about sexism. 431 00:17:40,494 --> 00:17:42,409 It's about reality. 432 00:17:42,452 --> 00:17:45,803 The worst thing about this crusade is that it won't work. 433 00:17:45,847 --> 00:17:48,197 It won't fundamentally change biology 434 00:17:48,241 --> 00:17:50,634 or the requirements of motherhood 435 00:17:50,678 --> 00:17:53,550 or, uh, how men and women interact. 436 00:17:53,594 --> 00:17:56,118 Because men and women are different. 437 00:17:56,162 --> 00:17:57,424 Yes. 438 00:17:57,467 --> 00:18:00,775 But different doesn't mean inferior. 439 00:18:00,818 --> 00:18:03,821 And women have been fighting to prove that they're not 440 00:18:03,865 --> 00:18:05,693 since the inception of this country. 441 00:18:06,737 --> 00:18:08,696 I find it odd 442 00:18:08,739 --> 00:18:11,264 that the first female president can't acknowledge 443 00:18:11,307 --> 00:18:13,440 the tremendous, tremendous progress we've made... 444 00:18:13,483 --> 00:18:15,355 Of course she acknowledges it, 445 00:18:15,398 --> 00:18:17,159 but she also knows that we can't keep fighting 446 00:18:17,183 --> 00:18:19,098 case by case and bill by bill. 447 00:18:19,141 --> 00:18:20,708 Laws can be overturned, 448 00:18:20,751 --> 00:18:22,797 which is why we need to make equal stature 449 00:18:22,840 --> 00:18:26,061 a fundamental tenet of our society. 450 00:18:26,105 --> 00:18:28,150 If the president overreaches, 451 00:18:28,194 --> 00:18:30,370 she can't know what the cost will be. 452 00:18:31,414 --> 00:18:32,850 You have grandsons, right? 453 00:18:32,894 --> 00:18:34,200 Four. 454 00:18:34,243 --> 00:18:36,245 Didn't I read somewhere 455 00:18:36,289 --> 00:18:40,380 that one of them won a national debate championship? 456 00:18:40,423 --> 00:18:42,382 Jonathan, yes. He's a... 457 00:18:42,425 --> 00:18:44,862 he's gifted in rhetoric and argument. 458 00:18:44,906 --> 00:18:46,603 Hmm. [Chuckles]Imagine that. 459 00:18:46,647 --> 00:18:48,779 Yeah, um, because it was modeled for him 460 00:18:48,823 --> 00:18:50,390 by a great woman. 461 00:18:50,433 --> 00:18:52,609 Can you imagine how proud he'd be to know 462 00:18:52,653 --> 00:18:55,612 that all of the opportunities that you fought so hard for 463 00:18:55,656 --> 00:18:56,763 were enshrined in the Constitution, 464 00:18:56,787 --> 00:18:58,137 largely because of you? 465 00:18:58,180 --> 00:18:59,660 BLAKE: Senator? 466 00:18:59,703 --> 00:19:01,531 The president is ready for you. 467 00:19:04,230 --> 00:19:06,971 I see what you're doing, Henry. 468 00:19:08,451 --> 00:19:09,931 Not bad with the rhetoric yourself. 469 00:19:09,974 --> 00:19:12,238 Oh, wait till you get a load of my wife. 470 00:19:14,588 --> 00:19:16,155 ELIZABETH: It's the rehearsal dinner. 471 00:19:16,198 --> 00:19:17,915 [Stevie and Henry chuckle] Can you believe it? 472 00:19:17,939 --> 00:19:21,072 So sweet of you, by the way, to drive with Dad and me. 473 00:19:21,116 --> 00:19:23,031 That means a lot. It's very sweet. 474 00:19:23,074 --> 00:19:24,859 Thank you.Yeah. Well, I, um... 475 00:19:24,902 --> 00:19:27,296 I thought that it would give us a chance to talk. 476 00:19:27,340 --> 00:19:29,013 Absolutely. What's on your mind? Oh, listen, 477 00:19:29,037 --> 00:19:30,995 sweetheart, no matter how old you get 478 00:19:31,039 --> 00:19:33,172 or how many kids of your own you have, 479 00:19:33,215 --> 00:19:36,436 you can always come to us with anything, about anything. 480 00:19:36,479 --> 00:19:38,762 I know. I know. Well, except for little problems in your marriage. 481 00:19:38,786 --> 00:19:41,199 It's not good to triangulate, so... Well, no, not the little things. 482 00:19:41,223 --> 00:19:42,896 You know, but everything else. I just mean it's better for... 483 00:19:42,920 --> 00:19:44,855 they work stuff out for themselves. That's what I'm saying. 484 00:19:44,879 --> 00:19:46,726 Henry, I'm saying the big... I mean, if she leaves the toilet seat up... 485 00:19:46,750 --> 00:19:48,535 Guys. Guys. But I-I'm not even interested... 486 00:19:48,578 --> 00:19:50,624 I get... I get... Thank you. 487 00:19:50,667 --> 00:19:52,365 Okay. Thank you. 488 00:19:52,408 --> 00:19:55,063 [takes deep breath]How's the ERA going? 489 00:19:55,106 --> 00:19:57,500 Oh, God, we're not gonna talk about that tonight. 490 00:19:57,544 --> 00:19:58,675 [wry chuckle] 491 00:19:58,719 --> 00:20:00,460 That's what I want to talk about. 492 00:20:02,244 --> 00:20:04,203 Okay. Um... 493 00:20:04,246 --> 00:20:06,248 Senator Ross is being pretty intractable, 494 00:20:06,292 --> 00:20:08,119 and without the support of her caucus, 495 00:20:08,163 --> 00:20:09,730 it's an uphill battle. 496 00:20:09,773 --> 00:20:11,577 We don't have to think about that now. So, that's... Yeah. 497 00:20:11,601 --> 00:20:12,776 No. 498 00:20:12,820 --> 00:20:15,344 I heard that, you know, everybody in town 499 00:20:15,388 --> 00:20:17,192 is, like, angling for an invitation to the wedding, 500 00:20:17,216 --> 00:20:18,608 and that would kind of be, 501 00:20:18,652 --> 00:20:20,654 like, a really good way to whip votes. 502 00:20:20,697 --> 00:20:22,786 We would never let that happen. No, we wouldn't. 503 00:20:22,830 --> 00:20:24,634 Never. Don't... Are you worried about that? Because... 504 00:20:24,658 --> 00:20:27,138 I think maybe you should. 505 00:20:27,182 --> 00:20:30,446 I talked to Dmitri about it, and we agree. 506 00:20:30,490 --> 00:20:34,407 I mean, we can't think of a better way to... 507 00:20:34,450 --> 00:20:36,974 honor our future family, you know? 508 00:20:37,018 --> 00:20:39,673 Especially if we end up having some baby women. 509 00:20:41,240 --> 00:20:43,067 [sighs]: Oh, I want those. 510 00:20:43,111 --> 00:20:45,244 We know.[Elizabeth and Henry chuckle] 511 00:20:45,287 --> 00:20:47,550 Baby men are pretty cute, too. Oh, babe. 512 00:20:47,594 --> 00:20:49,422 Guys. Why can't... 513 00:20:49,465 --> 00:20:51,511 Let's just... let's go get the votes. 514 00:20:51,554 --> 00:20:52,860 Please? 515 00:20:52,903 --> 00:20:54,905 Anything for you.[laughs]: Okay. 516 00:20:54,949 --> 00:20:57,125 And those babies.Babe. 517 00:20:57,168 --> 00:20:58,320 Sir, I have the Venezuelan resistance leader, 518 00:20:58,344 --> 00:21:01,216 General Julio Diaz, on the phone. 519 00:21:01,260 --> 00:21:02,217 [phone beeps] 520 00:21:02,261 --> 00:21:03,914 General, good evening! 521 00:21:03,958 --> 00:21:05,758 JULIO: I know why you are calling, Mr. Jackson, 522 00:21:05,786 --> 00:21:08,179 but it will be to no avail, let me assure you. 523 00:21:08,223 --> 00:21:10,269 The president has received his ultimatum, 524 00:21:10,312 --> 00:21:12,271 and now it is time for action. 525 00:21:12,314 --> 00:21:13,968 Well, I'm not calling about any of that. 526 00:21:14,011 --> 00:21:16,013 I just, uh, I just wanted to invite you 527 00:21:16,057 --> 00:21:18,015 to a wedding at the White House. 528 00:21:18,059 --> 00:21:21,236 A wedding? Yeah, the, uh, president's daughter's getting married. 529 00:21:21,280 --> 00:21:23,934 [chuckles]: It's the hottest ticket in town. 530 00:21:23,978 --> 00:21:26,937 We'll have to get you on a plane right away, so... 531 00:21:26,981 --> 00:21:30,506 that means you'll have to postpone plans for the weekend. 532 00:21:30,550 --> 00:21:35,511 But, hey, White House wedding's a once-in-a-lifetime thing. 533 00:21:35,555 --> 00:21:38,253 Sadly, the same can't be said of a coup. 534 00:21:38,297 --> 00:21:40,211 I would be honored to attend. 535 00:21:40,255 --> 00:21:43,345 I'm very happy to hear that. 536 00:21:43,389 --> 00:21:44,912 Look forward to seeing you tomorrow. 537 00:21:44,955 --> 00:21:46,348 [phone beeps]I'm sorry. 538 00:21:46,392 --> 00:21:47,630 I thought there weren't supposed 539 00:21:47,654 --> 00:21:49,395 to be any politics at this wedding. 540 00:21:49,438 --> 00:21:51,397 Oh, trust me. That's what I'm doing. 541 00:21:51,440 --> 00:21:53,747 If he's at the wedding, he won't be able 542 00:21:53,790 --> 00:21:57,228 to start a civil war that will destabilize the region, 543 00:21:57,272 --> 00:22:00,144 force Elizabeth to miss everything but the wedding vows. 544 00:22:00,188 --> 00:22:02,364 World only has to behave 545 00:22:02,408 --> 00:22:04,192 for 24 hours.[phone vibrates] 546 00:22:05,454 --> 00:22:08,631 Oh, for the love of God. 547 00:22:10,764 --> 00:22:12,809 [rock music playing] 548 00:22:16,204 --> 00:22:17,945 ♪ Yeah, yeah-yeah-yeah... 549 00:22:17,988 --> 00:22:19,599 JASON: Come on, man. 550 00:22:19,642 --> 00:22:21,209 You're CIA. You can do this. 551 00:22:21,252 --> 00:22:23,777 CIA doesn't use medieval weaponry. 552 00:22:23,820 --> 00:22:26,214 You know, we don't have this tradition in Russia. 553 00:22:26,257 --> 00:22:27,520 Hatchet throwing? 554 00:22:27,563 --> 00:22:29,522 No, bachelor parties. 555 00:22:29,565 --> 00:22:31,437 Well, I couldn't let you miss out, man. 556 00:22:31,480 --> 00:22:32,742 We're gonna be brothers! Yeah. 557 00:22:32,786 --> 00:22:34,657 You found my cousin Vlad, and you got him here. 558 00:22:34,701 --> 00:22:36,180 He's a fun dude. 559 00:22:36,224 --> 00:22:38,182 A little too much fun, so... 560 00:22:38,226 --> 00:22:40,794 How do you guys say this in English? 561 00:22:40,837 --> 00:22:42,578 You guys are kittens. 562 00:22:42,622 --> 00:22:44,232 [speaks Russian] 563 00:22:44,275 --> 00:22:45,515 Yeah, it's something like that. 564 00:22:49,672 --> 00:22:52,371 [others exclaiming, laughing]RUSSELL: Jason McCord! 565 00:22:52,414 --> 00:22:54,721 What the hell are you thinking?! 566 00:22:54,764 --> 00:22:56,113 JASON: It's a bachelor party. 567 00:22:56,157 --> 00:22:59,073 Hatchets? Seriously? 568 00:22:59,116 --> 00:23:01,902 For God's sake, there's a strip joint down the street! 569 00:23:01,945 --> 00:23:04,295 You wantus to go to a strip joint? 570 00:23:04,339 --> 00:23:07,429 I want you to go home. 571 00:23:07,473 --> 00:23:09,388 Your Secret Service detail filled me in 572 00:23:09,431 --> 00:23:11,085 on how your night was shaping up. 573 00:23:11,128 --> 00:23:13,870 You are standing for photos with the President 574 00:23:13,914 --> 00:23:16,307 of the United States tomorrow, and you are not 575 00:23:16,351 --> 00:23:19,485 gonna be hung over or sporting hatchet wounds! 576 00:23:19,528 --> 00:23:20,616 Go! 577 00:23:24,446 --> 00:23:26,013 [phone ringing] 578 00:23:26,056 --> 00:23:27,449 Hello? 579 00:23:27,493 --> 00:23:30,017 RUSSELL: You will not believe the day I've had. 580 00:23:30,060 --> 00:23:31,627 Suffice to say 581 00:23:31,671 --> 00:23:34,848 that stopping a coup wasn't the most difficult part. 582 00:23:34,891 --> 00:23:38,112 Jason McCord decided that the only thing missing 583 00:23:38,155 --> 00:23:41,768 from a traditional bachelor party was hatchet throwing. 584 00:23:41,811 --> 00:23:43,552 Russell, what are you doing? 585 00:23:46,642 --> 00:23:49,819 Just trying to pull this wedding off. 586 00:23:49,863 --> 00:23:51,995 I want you to hear me say this. 587 00:23:54,563 --> 00:23:57,436 I'm not the person you tell about your day anymore. 588 00:23:59,481 --> 00:24:01,091 Understand? 589 00:24:01,135 --> 00:24:03,442 It's over. 590 00:24:03,485 --> 00:24:04,878 All of it. 591 00:24:04,921 --> 00:24:06,314 [line clicks] 592 00:24:15,932 --> 00:24:18,239 Oh, my goodness. Look at you. 593 00:24:18,282 --> 00:24:20,676 Mom... don't.You're in your wedding dress. 594 00:24:20,720 --> 00:24:22,678 My baby. [smacks lips] 595 00:24:22,722 --> 00:24:24,375 Mom, I mean it. And this dress... 596 00:24:24,419 --> 00:24:25,962 Do not say anything sentimental, okay? This is... 597 00:24:25,986 --> 00:24:27,727 I'm not... no. We can do this later, 598 00:24:27,770 --> 00:24:29,511 but I am not gonna cry before the wedding. 599 00:24:29,555 --> 00:24:30,904 No, no, it's too soon to cry. 600 00:24:30,947 --> 00:24:32,490 We're not gonna cry right now. That's... 601 00:24:32,514 --> 00:24:34,516 Mom! Look at you! 602 00:24:34,560 --> 00:24:35,952 ALISON: The dress okay? 603 00:24:35,996 --> 00:24:37,408 [shrieks]I was working on it till midnight. 604 00:24:37,432 --> 00:24:38,564 Perfect. 605 00:24:38,607 --> 00:24:40,217 Sisters. 606 00:24:40,261 --> 00:24:41,871 Mom! I know. 607 00:24:41,915 --> 00:24:43,327 I know. I know. I know.[Alison laughs] 608 00:24:43,351 --> 00:24:44,395 [cork pops] 609 00:24:44,439 --> 00:24:47,007 [classical music playing] 610 00:24:47,050 --> 00:24:49,226 Ay-oh! [Laughs]Oh. Come on! 611 00:24:49,270 --> 00:24:51,011 I can't believe it. 612 00:24:51,054 --> 00:24:53,796 I can't believe you came all this way. Oh, come on. 613 00:24:53,840 --> 00:24:55,755 Are you kidding? I wouldn't miss this. Oh, Jay. 614 00:24:55,798 --> 00:24:58,366 Congratulations. Thank you. 615 00:24:58,409 --> 00:24:59,454 Hey.Hey. 616 00:24:59,498 --> 00:25:01,021 But I-I have to say it. 617 00:25:01,064 --> 00:25:02,370 I leave for five minutes, 618 00:25:02,413 --> 00:25:04,024 and you almost get yourself impeached? 619 00:25:04,067 --> 00:25:06,026 Well, clearly, you were the glue. 620 00:25:06,069 --> 00:25:09,029 By the way, there was a massive, uh, rally in Amsterdam 621 00:25:09,072 --> 00:25:10,789 during the impeachment hearings. We were in it. 622 00:25:10,813 --> 00:25:13,444 I thought I saw your faces on the news. You're gonna see a lot more 623 00:25:13,468 --> 00:25:14,837 of our faces soon, 'cause I'm on a house-hunting mission. 624 00:25:14,861 --> 00:25:15,818 We're moving back! 625 00:25:15,862 --> 00:25:17,690 Oh, Jay, that's fantastic! 626 00:25:17,733 --> 00:25:20,040 Annelies is having a baby. 627 00:25:20,083 --> 00:25:22,433 [gasps] What?! 628 00:25:22,477 --> 00:25:24,847 Oh, my goodness![laughs] We're having a baby. Isn't that something? 629 00:25:24,871 --> 00:25:27,047 Oh, my gosh. Here, here, here. Chloe's excited. 630 00:25:27,090 --> 00:25:29,223 Oh... gosh.[laughs] 631 00:25:29,266 --> 00:25:31,244 So if you know anybody who's looking for a policy wonk, 632 00:25:31,268 --> 00:25:32,748 will you put in a good word for me? 633 00:25:32,792 --> 00:25:34,968 Anybody'd be lucky to have you. 634 00:25:35,011 --> 00:25:36,404 Wow. 635 00:25:36,447 --> 00:25:38,406 Well, here is to... 636 00:25:38,449 --> 00:25:40,626 everything. Cheers. 637 00:25:40,669 --> 00:25:41,844 I'll drink to that. 638 00:25:41,888 --> 00:25:43,106 GROUP: Cheers. 639 00:25:43,150 --> 00:25:44,934 Wow. They'll let anybody in the White House. 640 00:25:44,978 --> 00:25:46,196 Hey![laughs] 641 00:25:46,240 --> 00:25:47,763 How are you? Good to see you. Yeah. 642 00:25:47,807 --> 00:25:50,374 Oh, you're looking very West Coast. 643 00:25:50,418 --> 00:25:52,289 Oh, I'm gonna take that as a compliment.Yes. 644 00:25:52,333 --> 00:25:53,987 Matt, you remember my fiancé, Trevor? 645 00:25:54,030 --> 00:25:57,033 Trevor. Oh, wait. The-the... the finance guy from college. 646 00:25:57,077 --> 00:25:59,209 Oh, wow. I'm sure that was a flattering story.[laughs] 647 00:25:59,253 --> 00:26:00,926 Good to see you, man. Good to see you, too. 648 00:26:00,950 --> 00:26:03,170 So, how's Hollywood treating you? 649 00:26:03,213 --> 00:26:04,563 Hi! Hi! 650 00:26:04,606 --> 00:26:06,652 [laughter]Oh. Wow. 651 00:26:06,695 --> 00:26:09,480 Ah, they're treating me like royalty. It's weird. 652 00:26:09,524 --> 00:26:10,960 They love Washington.Hmm. 653 00:26:11,004 --> 00:26:13,049 I mean, I just got staffed on this sci-fi show 654 00:26:13,093 --> 00:26:15,027 about the first robot president called Computer in Chief. 655 00:26:15,051 --> 00:26:16,357 It's pretty cool. 656 00:26:16,400 --> 00:26:18,489 Mm.Oh, political shows are never accurate. 657 00:26:18,533 --> 00:26:20,840 So how about you? Where did you land? Uh, home. 658 00:26:20,883 --> 00:26:22,493 Turns out, being exonerated 659 00:26:22,537 --> 00:26:25,671 from a crime doesn't get as much press as being accused of one. 660 00:26:25,714 --> 00:26:28,021 It's gonna take a few months for the stigma to wear off, 661 00:26:28,064 --> 00:26:30,086 but in the meantime, I'm just enjoying being a mommy. 662 00:26:30,110 --> 00:26:31,174 Well, there's always Dancing with the Stars. 663 00:26:31,198 --> 00:26:33,417 Not there yet. 664 00:26:33,461 --> 00:26:35,115 You should do Dancing with the Stars. 665 00:26:35,158 --> 00:26:38,205 [chuckles] What is this? A hair of the wolf? 666 00:26:38,248 --> 00:26:40,860 Um, okay, we say "dog." 667 00:26:40,903 --> 00:26:42,644 And also, no, it's just coffee. 668 00:26:42,688 --> 00:26:44,951 I'm still hurting a little. Did you get a spray tan? 669 00:26:44,994 --> 00:26:48,302 This is what you do in America. 670 00:26:48,345 --> 00:26:49,695 WILL: Jason? Okay, cool. 671 00:26:49,738 --> 00:26:51,542 Did I see something on your Instagram about hatchets? 672 00:26:51,566 --> 00:26:52,611 Yeah, that's... 673 00:26:52,654 --> 00:26:53,873 It's a long story. 674 00:26:53,916 --> 00:26:55,483 Uh, Uncle Will, Cousin Vlad. 675 00:26:57,093 --> 00:26:59,443 Nice tan. 676 00:26:59,487 --> 00:27:00,967 Hey, Russell, this is my son Zach. 677 00:27:01,010 --> 00:27:02,664 Hey, Russell has my old job. Dad, I know. 678 00:27:02,708 --> 00:27:03,622 It's nice to meet you, sir. 679 00:27:03,665 --> 00:27:05,798 Likewise. 680 00:27:05,841 --> 00:27:08,235 Uh, this is General Julio Diaz 681 00:27:08,278 --> 00:27:10,672 from Venezuela. Encantado, general. 682 00:27:10,716 --> 00:27:12,979 [speaking Spanish] 683 00:27:15,503 --> 00:27:16,939 Gracias, joven. 684 00:27:16,983 --> 00:27:19,638 [chatter in Spanish continues]This is Zach? 685 00:27:19,681 --> 00:27:22,379 The kid you always described as a fat loser? 686 00:27:22,423 --> 00:27:24,251 Yeah, I don't know what happened. He got tall. 687 00:27:24,294 --> 00:27:26,055 He also got into Yale. Mostly because of lacrosse, 688 00:27:26,079 --> 00:27:27,273 but he seems to be learning stuff. 689 00:27:27,297 --> 00:27:29,125 So, when do we start whipping votes? 690 00:27:29,169 --> 00:27:30,823 Uh, after the ceremony. 691 00:27:30,866 --> 00:27:32,868 We'll let the booze and the, uh... 692 00:27:32,912 --> 00:27:35,610 the "I do's" soften them up first.Genius. 693 00:27:37,177 --> 00:27:38,918 [classical music continues] 694 00:27:45,402 --> 00:27:47,666 I can't tell you how much it means to us 695 00:27:47,709 --> 00:27:49,058 that you're doing this. 696 00:27:49,102 --> 00:27:51,495 Are you kidding? It's an honor.[sighs] 697 00:27:51,539 --> 00:27:54,237 I got my ordination back in the '60s when it was all the rage, 698 00:27:54,281 --> 00:27:56,172 but for some reason, no one's asked me to officiate 699 00:27:56,196 --> 00:27:57,371 in a long time. I don't know. 700 00:27:57,414 --> 00:27:58,938 Maybe they thought you were busy. 701 00:27:58,981 --> 00:28:02,289 Uh, forgive me for talking shop, but I wanted you to know 702 00:28:02,332 --> 00:28:05,945 how much I'm with you on the ERA initiative. 703 00:28:05,988 --> 00:28:07,903 I know how embattled you might feel. 704 00:28:07,947 --> 00:28:09,470 Thank you. 705 00:28:09,513 --> 00:28:13,561 Just don't let anyone tell you you're tilting at windmills. 706 00:28:13,604 --> 00:28:14,910 I appreciate that. 707 00:28:14,954 --> 00:28:18,000 Well, what do you say? 708 00:28:18,044 --> 00:28:20,829 [laughs]Should we get these kids married? 709 00:28:23,614 --> 00:28:26,356 [Wagner's "Bridal Chorus" playing] 710 00:28:40,022 --> 00:28:41,371 [mouthing] 711 00:28:41,415 --> 00:28:43,199 [mouthing] 712 00:28:45,462 --> 00:28:47,464 ♪ 713 00:28:51,642 --> 00:28:52,992 [music ends] 714 00:28:55,342 --> 00:28:56,647 Ladies and gentlemen, uh, 715 00:28:56,691 --> 00:28:59,172 we are gathered here today to witness 716 00:28:59,215 --> 00:29:02,305 the love and commitment of these two bright, shining, 717 00:29:02,349 --> 00:29:04,046 young people, 718 00:29:04,090 --> 00:29:06,701 who represent everything we love about this country 719 00:29:06,745 --> 00:29:08,529 and everything we hope for its future. 720 00:29:08,572 --> 00:29:09,965 No pressure. 721 00:29:10,009 --> 00:29:12,228 [laughter] 722 00:29:12,272 --> 00:29:15,841 Stevie and Dmitri are part of a generation who will remake 723 00:29:15,884 --> 00:29:18,713 marriage as a more equal partnership. 724 00:29:18,757 --> 00:29:20,889 But, goodness knows, 725 00:29:20,933 --> 00:29:22,630 the world has heard me talk enough, 726 00:29:22,673 --> 00:29:24,763 so I invite you to say your vows. 727 00:29:28,114 --> 00:29:30,072 Dmitri... 728 00:29:30,116 --> 00:29:33,075 I'm so grateful that we found each other again. 729 00:29:33,119 --> 00:29:38,689 I've always been a little bit afraid of good things, so... 730 00:29:38,733 --> 00:29:41,736 [chuckles]: Like, Christmas made me nervous. 731 00:29:41,780 --> 00:29:46,567 And, uh, get anxiety about vacations, because... 732 00:29:46,610 --> 00:29:50,527 great things will inevitably come to an end. 733 00:29:50,571 --> 00:29:53,792 When you left for Alaska, 734 00:29:53,835 --> 00:29:56,838 and I thought I was never gonna see you again, 735 00:29:56,882 --> 00:30:00,929 and I was suddenly just drowning 736 00:30:00,973 --> 00:30:03,758 in this feeling that I-I'd been 737 00:30:03,802 --> 00:30:05,891 trying so hard to avoid for my whole life. 738 00:30:08,197 --> 00:30:09,546 So I struggled 739 00:30:09,590 --> 00:30:12,027 coming back to you. 740 00:30:12,071 --> 00:30:14,421 You know, the fear 741 00:30:14,464 --> 00:30:17,946 of losing you twice. 742 00:30:17,990 --> 00:30:20,079 But a good friend gave me some advice. 743 00:30:20,122 --> 00:30:22,429 He told me that Jane Austen was wrong about love, 744 00:30:22,472 --> 00:30:23,952 and that I had to let you go. 745 00:30:23,996 --> 00:30:26,128 But, uh, in defiance 746 00:30:26,172 --> 00:30:29,044 of his advice... sorry, Blake... 747 00:30:29,088 --> 00:30:31,307 [laughter]I'd like to finish 748 00:30:31,351 --> 00:30:34,745 with Jane's own words. 749 00:30:34,789 --> 00:30:39,968 "I must learn to be content 750 00:30:40,012 --> 00:30:43,102 with being happier than I deserve." 751 00:30:43,145 --> 00:30:46,540 So, thank you for making me happier than I deserve. 752 00:30:49,282 --> 00:30:51,023 ♪ 753 00:30:58,944 --> 00:31:00,815 Well, mine's 754 00:31:00,859 --> 00:31:02,599 going to be a lot shorter.[laughter] 755 00:31:05,951 --> 00:31:08,605 When I look at you, I see a life 756 00:31:08,649 --> 00:31:10,738 I never dared to dream of for myself. 757 00:31:10,781 --> 00:31:12,392 You and your family 758 00:31:12,435 --> 00:31:16,178 have done more for me than I could put into words. 759 00:31:16,222 --> 00:31:19,878 Thank you for bringing me life. 760 00:31:19,921 --> 00:31:22,445 I will never leave you again. 761 00:31:24,447 --> 00:31:26,449 I am home. 762 00:31:40,594 --> 00:31:42,204 Well, that settles it. 763 00:31:42,248 --> 00:31:43,945 [laughs]But, uh... 764 00:31:43,989 --> 00:31:45,729 I still have to ask. Stevie, do you... 765 00:31:45,773 --> 00:31:47,122 I do.[laughter] 766 00:31:47,166 --> 00:31:48,558 Me, too. 767 00:31:48,602 --> 00:31:50,996 Then by the power vested in me 768 00:31:51,039 --> 00:31:53,085 by an ad in the back of Rolling Stonemagazine... 769 00:31:53,128 --> 00:31:54,738 [laughter] 770 00:31:54,782 --> 00:31:56,740 I pronounce you married. 771 00:31:56,784 --> 00:31:58,525 You may kiss each other equally. 772 00:32:00,527 --> 00:32:02,485 [cheering and applause] 773 00:32:02,529 --> 00:32:04,531 ♪ 774 00:32:10,450 --> 00:32:12,800 ["The Way You Look Tonight" playing] 775 00:32:12,843 --> 00:32:15,759 ♪ Someday 776 00:32:15,803 --> 00:32:19,372 ♪ When I'm awfully low 777 00:32:19,415 --> 00:32:22,114 ♪ When the world is cold... 778 00:32:22,157 --> 00:32:24,638 Okay, I'm gonna carve out the next ten minutes 779 00:32:24,681 --> 00:32:26,596 to lobby the senators. 780 00:32:26,640 --> 00:32:28,444 Uh, I think the three of us should split up.Oh. Hey, go dance. 781 00:32:28,468 --> 00:32:30,513 We got it. We got this. No, Mom, I want to, okay? 782 00:32:30,557 --> 00:32:32,167 So, I'm gonna take Senator Cupp, 783 00:32:32,211 --> 00:32:34,319 uh, 'cause his wife is active in the human rights community, 784 00:32:34,343 --> 00:32:35,886 and she already likes me. Ride the guilt. 785 00:32:35,910 --> 00:32:37,129 That'll play.Yep. 786 00:32:37,172 --> 00:32:38,695 You take Senator Randall. 787 00:32:38,739 --> 00:32:41,350 I happen to know he's a huge fan of yours.Okay. 788 00:32:41,394 --> 00:32:44,527 Senator Ripley is an egomaniac who only responds to power. 789 00:32:44,571 --> 00:32:46,268 Sounds like the job for a president. 790 00:32:46,312 --> 00:32:48,096 How about two? 791 00:32:48,140 --> 00:32:49,837 Once more unto the breach. 792 00:32:49,880 --> 00:32:51,317 Everybody in on three. 793 00:32:51,360 --> 00:32:53,034 That's... Yeah, that was probably too much. 794 00:32:53,058 --> 00:32:54,885 There goes one impressive gene pool. 795 00:32:54,929 --> 00:32:57,453 It is that.Hey. 796 00:32:57,497 --> 00:32:59,238 Go get in good with the middle one. 797 00:33:01,066 --> 00:33:02,676 Get us in this family. 798 00:33:04,591 --> 00:33:05,722 ["God Only Knows" playing] 799 00:33:05,766 --> 00:33:09,030 ♪ I may not always love you 800 00:33:10,858 --> 00:33:14,818 ♪ But long as there are stars above you ♪ 801 00:33:16,211 --> 00:33:21,042 ♪ You never need to doubt it 802 00:33:21,086 --> 00:33:25,655 ♪ I'll make you so sure about it ♪ 803 00:33:27,396 --> 00:33:29,572 ♪ God only knows... 804 00:33:29,616 --> 00:33:32,010 I've been thinking. 805 00:33:32,053 --> 00:33:34,055 I have a pitch for your next chapter. 806 00:33:34,099 --> 00:33:36,971 Um, just curious. How long were you in Hollywood 807 00:33:37,015 --> 00:33:39,278 before you started using the word "pitch"? 808 00:33:39,321 --> 00:33:41,149 You got to play the game you're in. 809 00:33:41,193 --> 00:33:43,369 And, look, it brings me to the point. 810 00:33:43,412 --> 00:33:45,240 Los Angeles is the place you go 811 00:33:45,284 --> 00:33:46,850 to reinvent yourself. 812 00:33:46,894 --> 00:33:48,504 Like I said, 813 00:33:48,548 --> 00:33:50,506 they got this thing about D.C. 814 00:33:50,550 --> 00:33:52,247 I think you could be a big hit. 815 00:33:52,291 --> 00:33:53,814 Uh, doing what? 816 00:33:53,857 --> 00:33:55,729 We can start a podcast. 817 00:33:55,772 --> 00:33:59,037 About two Washington insiders who got out. 818 00:33:59,080 --> 00:34:01,517 I'm gonna call it Washington Insiders-Out. 819 00:34:01,561 --> 00:34:02,736 Yeah, no, you're not. 820 00:34:02,779 --> 00:34:04,738 Okay, then you pick the name. 821 00:34:04,781 --> 00:34:06,827 [chuckles] 822 00:34:06,870 --> 00:34:09,656 Daisy, the sun shines every day there. 823 00:34:09,699 --> 00:34:13,094 The houses have yards for dogs 824 00:34:13,138 --> 00:34:14,748 and kids. 825 00:34:17,229 --> 00:34:19,448 And I miss you. 826 00:34:19,492 --> 00:34:21,668 ♪ What I'd be without you. 827 00:34:23,365 --> 00:34:24,801 Attention, everyone! 828 00:34:24,845 --> 00:34:27,761 Everyone, may I have your attention? 829 00:34:27,804 --> 00:34:30,242 I would like to make a toast 830 00:34:30,285 --> 00:34:31,852 to the newlyweds. 831 00:34:31,895 --> 00:34:34,855 [feedback hums] 832 00:34:34,898 --> 00:34:36,117 So... 833 00:34:38,032 --> 00:34:39,555 Thomas Aquinas walks into a bar. 834 00:34:39,599 --> 00:34:40,991 [crowd groans, exclaims] 835 00:34:41,035 --> 00:34:42,384 Bartender pours him 836 00:34:42,428 --> 00:34:45,039 a big goblet of mead and says, "How you doing?" 837 00:34:45,083 --> 00:34:46,823 Aquinas says, "Oh, not so great." 838 00:34:46,867 --> 00:34:48,912 "I've been working on this treatise for seminarians. 839 00:34:48,956 --> 00:34:52,220 "Uh, basically explains all the major points of Catholicism. 840 00:34:52,264 --> 00:34:55,093 "It could be the most important 841 00:34:55,136 --> 00:34:57,051 "theological document of our time. 842 00:34:57,095 --> 00:34:59,488 "I even thought of the perfect title. 843 00:34:59,532 --> 00:35:02,448 "Summa Theologica. 844 00:35:02,491 --> 00:35:06,669 "So, I-I finish it, and I misplaced it. 845 00:35:06,713 --> 00:35:10,020 "I can't find it anywhere, and I can't understand 846 00:35:10,064 --> 00:35:13,502 "why God would inspire me to do this 847 00:35:13,546 --> 00:35:15,678 "and then allow it to be taken away. 848 00:35:15,722 --> 00:35:18,420 What is God trying to tell me?" 849 00:35:18,464 --> 00:35:20,727 Bartender says, "Eh." 850 00:35:20,770 --> 00:35:22,946 You win summa, you lose summa." 851 00:35:22,990 --> 00:35:25,819 [groaning and laughter] 852 00:35:25,862 --> 00:35:27,690 I never, I never get his jokes. 853 00:35:27,734 --> 00:35:29,301 No. I... 854 00:35:29,344 --> 00:35:32,173 HENRY: Stevie, Dmitri, this is what I know 855 00:35:32,217 --> 00:35:34,958 about marriage and life. You win summa, you lose summa. 856 00:35:35,002 --> 00:35:37,309 [chuckles] But the true test of character is 857 00:35:37,352 --> 00:35:39,528 how you celebrate the victories 858 00:35:39,572 --> 00:35:41,878 and endure the losses. 859 00:35:41,922 --> 00:35:43,184 And believe me when I tell you, 860 00:35:43,228 --> 00:35:44,770 both are better when shared with someone 861 00:35:44,794 --> 00:35:46,231 that you love. 862 00:35:46,274 --> 00:35:48,885 You know, one of the things that I admire 863 00:35:48,929 --> 00:35:50,496 about Aquinas... Oh, Henry. 864 00:35:50,539 --> 00:35:54,282 Uh, come on... was that he was inspired to teach beginners. 865 00:35:54,326 --> 00:35:57,459 Now, you guys are hardly beginners at life. 866 00:36:01,594 --> 00:36:03,572 [voice breaking]: But you're beginners at marriage. 867 00:36:03,596 --> 00:36:06,207 [clears throat, sniffles] 868 00:36:06,251 --> 00:36:09,602 This is your first day... 869 00:36:09,645 --> 00:36:11,604 as a wife and husband. 870 00:36:11,647 --> 00:36:15,216 Begin this journey with caring 871 00:36:15,260 --> 00:36:18,785 and-and patience and love and laughter 872 00:36:18,828 --> 00:36:20,917 and passionate curiosity. 873 00:36:20,961 --> 00:36:23,703 Be each other's teachers. 874 00:36:23,746 --> 00:36:28,142 And know that you are surrounded by people in this room 875 00:36:28,186 --> 00:36:29,839 who love you, who will teach you. 876 00:36:29,883 --> 00:36:31,972 [applause] 877 00:36:34,192 --> 00:36:36,237 And invite us over a lot, would you? 878 00:36:36,281 --> 00:36:37,519 And especially your mom.[laughter] 879 00:36:37,543 --> 00:36:39,936 [chuckles] You know, 880 00:36:39,980 --> 00:36:41,851 in my family, I was, uh, 881 00:36:41,895 --> 00:36:45,681 sometimes [chuckles] known as the Stevie whisperer. 882 00:36:45,725 --> 00:36:47,640 So, without further ado... 883 00:36:48,989 --> 00:36:50,947 [whispering] 884 00:36:50,991 --> 00:36:52,427 [crowd murmuring] 885 00:36:52,471 --> 00:36:53,994 [laughs softly] 886 00:36:57,519 --> 00:36:59,739 May God bless you 887 00:36:59,782 --> 00:37:02,655 with a long and happy union. 888 00:37:02,698 --> 00:37:04,961 CROWD: Cheers! 889 00:37:05,005 --> 00:37:07,050 [whooping and applause] 890 00:37:12,360 --> 00:37:14,144 ["Show Me the Way" playing] 891 00:37:19,672 --> 00:37:21,239 Ladies and gentlemen, 892 00:37:21,282 --> 00:37:24,633 the first dance for the first newlyweds, 893 00:37:24,677 --> 00:37:26,809 Stevie and Dmitri. 894 00:37:26,853 --> 00:37:28,855 [applause] 895 00:37:35,165 --> 00:37:37,429 ♪ I wonder how you're feeling 896 00:37:39,126 --> 00:37:41,694 ♪ There's ringing in my ears 897 00:37:43,348 --> 00:37:46,655 ♪ And no one to relate to 898 00:37:46,699 --> 00:37:49,876 ♪ 'Cept the sea 899 00:37:51,878 --> 00:37:54,402 ♪ Who can I believe in? 900 00:37:55,664 --> 00:37:57,927 ♪ I'm kneeling on the floor 901 00:37:59,451 --> 00:38:02,323 ♪ There has to be a force 902 00:38:02,367 --> 00:38:04,673 ♪ Who do I phone... 903 00:38:04,717 --> 00:38:06,327 Hey. 904 00:38:06,371 --> 00:38:07,372 Russell. 905 00:38:08,677 --> 00:38:10,940 Can I talk to you for a minute? 906 00:38:10,984 --> 00:38:12,768 ♪ And all I really want... 907 00:38:12,812 --> 00:38:15,118 Look, I know, uh... 908 00:38:15,162 --> 00:38:19,166 I know you don't want to hear about my days anymore. 909 00:38:19,209 --> 00:38:22,082 I just... 910 00:38:22,125 --> 00:38:24,867 I just wanted you to know why I've been killing myself 911 00:38:24,911 --> 00:38:26,304 to make sure this wedding goes off 912 00:38:26,347 --> 00:38:28,262 without any political interference. 913 00:38:28,306 --> 00:38:30,438 It's 'cause... 914 00:38:30,482 --> 00:38:33,223 I realize how much politics 915 00:38:33,267 --> 00:38:36,270 got in the way of my life with you. 916 00:38:36,314 --> 00:38:37,924 I mean, hell, 917 00:38:37,967 --> 00:38:40,970 I missed the best man's speech at our own wedding 918 00:38:41,014 --> 00:38:42,929 'cause the poll numbers were coming in 919 00:38:42,972 --> 00:38:45,758 from the Des Moines city council election. 920 00:38:45,801 --> 00:38:47,107 I know. 921 00:38:47,150 --> 00:38:49,370 Yeah. 922 00:38:49,414 --> 00:38:51,590 ♪ Well, I can see no reason... 923 00:38:52,895 --> 00:38:55,071 You're right. I... 924 00:38:57,596 --> 00:38:59,641 [voice breaking]: I never... 925 00:38:59,685 --> 00:39:02,296 chose you first. 926 00:39:02,340 --> 00:39:05,734 And now that I've lost you, 927 00:39:05,778 --> 00:39:08,824 I realize that none of it mattered then, 928 00:39:08,868 --> 00:39:12,698 and none of it matters now 929 00:39:12,741 --> 00:39:16,441 if I can't share it with you. 930 00:39:16,484 --> 00:39:18,660 ♪ A fool to play this part 931 00:39:18,704 --> 00:39:23,012 So, starting today... 932 00:39:23,056 --> 00:39:25,406 ♪ Someone thought of healing... ♪ 933 00:39:25,450 --> 00:39:27,669 If you will let me, 934 00:39:27,713 --> 00:39:33,109 I am choosing you... first. 935 00:39:33,153 --> 00:39:35,503 Now and for the rest of my days. 936 00:39:35,547 --> 00:39:37,940 ♪ Show me the way 937 00:39:37,984 --> 00:39:39,420 ♪ I want you... 938 00:39:39,464 --> 00:39:40,726 Here's proof. 939 00:39:42,380 --> 00:39:44,817 It's my resignation letter to the president. 940 00:39:47,646 --> 00:39:50,605 I'll believe it when I see it. 941 00:39:50,649 --> 00:39:53,347 ♪ Day after day... 942 00:39:55,567 --> 00:39:59,135 Madam President, I'm sorry about the timing, 943 00:39:59,179 --> 00:40:01,094 but I have to tender my resignation. 944 00:40:03,139 --> 00:40:04,663 Oh. 945 00:40:04,706 --> 00:40:06,099 [clears throat] 946 00:40:07,405 --> 00:40:09,929 It's been an honor to serve you. 947 00:40:09,972 --> 00:40:11,974 Thank you. 948 00:40:12,018 --> 00:40:13,976 I... 949 00:40:14,020 --> 00:40:17,502 reluctantly accept this napkin. 950 00:40:17,545 --> 00:40:19,939 [exhales] 951 00:40:19,982 --> 00:40:22,681 Carol, thank you for your sacrifice. 952 00:40:24,683 --> 00:40:26,206 He's all yours. 953 00:40:27,512 --> 00:40:29,905 ♪ Right here today 954 00:40:32,168 --> 00:40:35,215 ♪ I watch you when you're sleeping ♪ 955 00:40:35,258 --> 00:40:39,219 ♪ That's when I want to take your love ♪ 956 00:40:39,262 --> 00:40:43,179 ♪ Oh, won't you 957 00:40:43,223 --> 00:40:44,790 ♪ Show me the way 958 00:40:47,706 --> 00:40:49,055 ♪ I want you 959 00:40:49,098 --> 00:40:51,057 May I have this dance? 960 00:40:51,100 --> 00:40:54,626 ♪ Show me the way... 961 00:40:54,669 --> 00:40:56,454 [cell phone ringing] 962 00:40:59,282 --> 00:41:01,850 ♪ Day after day 963 00:41:03,548 --> 00:41:05,550 ♪ I want you 964 00:41:07,682 --> 00:41:08,944 ♪ Day after day 965 00:41:08,988 --> 00:41:10,816 [ringing stops] 966 00:41:11,817 --> 00:41:12,817 ♪ Ooh 967 00:41:15,995 --> 00:41:18,737 ♪ Oh. 968 00:41:23,176 --> 00:41:25,091 Ma'am. Oh, hey, Henry.Hey. 969 00:41:25,134 --> 00:41:27,397 Well, I have some cautiously good news. I'll take it. 970 00:41:27,441 --> 00:41:29,201 The ERA is officially gonna pass both houses. 971 00:41:29,225 --> 00:41:30,444 We have the votes.[chuckles] 972 00:41:30,488 --> 00:41:33,012 Well, I would say that's officially good news. 973 00:41:33,055 --> 00:41:34,293 But now we're up against ratification, 974 00:41:34,317 --> 00:41:35,773 and the polling on that isn't as promising. 975 00:41:35,797 --> 00:41:38,408 Which means 976 00:41:38,452 --> 00:41:40,628 that we're gonna have to have a strong ground game. 977 00:41:40,672 --> 00:41:42,369 And I've been doing a little thinking. 978 00:41:42,412 --> 00:41:45,590 You just feel free to tell me if you think it's crazy. 979 00:41:45,633 --> 00:41:47,505 Whistle-stop tour. 980 00:41:48,767 --> 00:41:50,377 You mean, like... like, on a train. 981 00:41:50,420 --> 00:41:52,205 Full Teddy Roosevelt. And Truman and Dwight. 982 00:41:52,248 --> 00:41:53,685 Taft? 983 00:41:53,728 --> 00:41:55,600 Well, Taft. No, not Taft. 984 00:41:55,643 --> 00:41:57,950 [chuckles softly] 985 00:41:58,994 --> 00:42:00,953 What do you think? 986 00:42:00,996 --> 00:42:03,390 [chuckles] 987 00:42:03,433 --> 00:42:05,784 I think it has a lot of character, 988 00:42:05,827 --> 00:42:07,612 just like the president. 989 00:42:07,655 --> 00:42:10,919 Oh, you're very good at this job. 990 00:42:10,963 --> 00:42:12,704 Thank you. I'm on it. 991 00:42:16,142 --> 00:42:17,535 Ready for a road trip? 992 00:42:17,578 --> 00:42:19,449 Sure.[chuckles] 993 00:42:19,493 --> 00:42:21,427 Have to do something while we're waiting for grandkids. 994 00:42:21,451 --> 00:42:22,888 [sighs] 995 00:42:22,931 --> 00:42:25,412 [crowd cheering] 996 00:42:25,455 --> 00:42:27,545 [cameras clicking] 997 00:42:27,588 --> 00:42:29,547 [train horn blows] 998 00:42:29,590 --> 00:42:31,549 [bell clanging] 999 00:42:31,592 --> 00:42:33,551 ♪ 1000 00:42:40,906 --> 00:42:44,866 Captioning sponsored by CBS. 1001 00:42:44,910 --> 00:42:47,652 Captioned by Media Access Group at WGBH access.wgbh.org