1 00:00:02,045 --> 00:00:04,197 Previously onMadam Secretary... We're renewing our vows. 2 00:00:04,221 --> 00:00:05,918 The hour, the minutewe picked 3 00:00:05,962 --> 00:00:08,288 has significance, too. Because it was the minute that we both knew 4 00:00:08,312 --> 00:00:10,097 that we were getting married: 8:22. 5 00:00:10,140 --> 00:00:11,663 It was actually this joke that I told 6 00:00:11,707 --> 00:00:12,882 that really sealed the deal. 7 00:00:12,925 --> 00:00:15,102 Oh! [yells] 8 00:00:15,145 --> 00:00:16,668 WIN: legalization of marijuana 9 00:00:16,712 --> 00:00:18,777 is the best way for the U.S. to weaken the Mexican cartels. 10 00:00:18,801 --> 00:00:21,021 JAY: Arizona governor Barker implemented a new policy 11 00:00:21,064 --> 00:00:22,805 of separating children from parents 12 00:00:22,848 --> 00:00:24,459 who illegally cross the border. 13 00:00:24,502 --> 00:00:26,263 CARLOS: I am staunchly against the federal government 14 00:00:26,287 --> 00:00:28,811 undermining a state's authority to regulate 15 00:00:28,854 --> 00:00:30,943 its own border. Come on, Senator, you know 16 00:00:30,987 --> 00:00:32,399 there are a million reasons the federal government 17 00:00:32,423 --> 00:00:34,121 has to be in charge of the border. 18 00:00:34,164 --> 00:00:35,644 RICHARD: You are trespassing 19 00:00:35,687 --> 00:00:37,559 on Arizona state property. 20 00:00:37,602 --> 00:00:40,170 ELIZABETH: If desperate asylum seekers 21 00:00:40,214 --> 00:00:44,479 aren't free from being detained unfairly in this state, 22 00:00:44,522 --> 00:00:45,958 why should I? 23 00:00:49,136 --> 00:00:52,574 [sighs] I guess you're accustomed to... 24 00:00:52,617 --> 00:00:54,271 this sort of thing. 25 00:00:55,881 --> 00:00:58,101 Oh, Christ. I meant social justice, not... 26 00:00:58,145 --> 00:01:00,669 Oh, Jesus, I just said "Christ." 27 00:01:00,712 --> 00:01:02,540 And "Jesus"! I'm... 28 00:01:02,584 --> 00:01:04,736 My mother always said, "Don't call him unless you need him," 29 00:01:04,760 --> 00:01:06,160 so I think it's appropriate.[sighs] 30 00:01:06,196 --> 00:01:07,850 And yes, it isn't my first 31 00:01:07,893 --> 00:01:10,374 arrested-for-protesting rodeo, but... 32 00:01:10,418 --> 00:01:12,681 it is the first time with a presidential cabinet member. 33 00:01:14,726 --> 00:01:17,033 Well, we did what we had to do. 34 00:01:18,382 --> 00:01:21,472 I think it was Saint Augustine who said, 35 00:01:21,516 --> 00:01:24,432 "In the absence of justice, what is sovereignty 36 00:01:24,475 --> 00:01:26,825 but organized robbery?" 37 00:01:26,869 --> 00:01:29,611 My husband is a religious scholar. I'm well aware. 38 00:01:29,654 --> 00:01:33,441 I consider him a foremost authority on Saint Francis. 39 00:01:33,484 --> 00:01:36,661 Oh. That is so gonna make his day. 40 00:01:36,705 --> 00:01:38,228 [both chuckle] 41 00:01:38,272 --> 00:01:40,012 I understand speaking out, 42 00:01:40,056 --> 00:01:42,493 but why did you allow yourself to get arrested? 43 00:01:42,537 --> 00:01:45,322 I have to believe you have some... connections. 44 00:01:45,366 --> 00:01:47,890 What I saw in that detention center crossed a line 45 00:01:47,933 --> 00:01:50,849 I never thought our country would cross, and I felt... 46 00:01:50,893 --> 00:01:54,375 obligated to make the world pay attention. 47 00:01:54,418 --> 00:01:56,420 I feel like... 48 00:01:56,464 --> 00:02:00,337 the soul of our country is at stake. 49 00:02:00,381 --> 00:02:01,686 I agree. 50 00:02:01,730 --> 00:02:04,211 And souls are my business. 51 00:02:04,254 --> 00:02:06,474 McCord, Elizabeth Adams. 52 00:02:06,517 --> 00:02:08,476 That's me. 53 00:02:10,782 --> 00:02:12,567 Turn to the side. 54 00:02:12,610 --> 00:02:15,526 RUSSELL: Not exactly how we drew it up. 55 00:02:15,570 --> 00:02:17,833 Cable news is losing its mind, 56 00:02:17,876 --> 00:02:21,358 and this may very well be the meme that breaks the Internet. 57 00:02:21,402 --> 00:02:22,881 Governor Barker's gone too far. 58 00:02:22,925 --> 00:02:25,319 Yeah, what else is new? 59 00:02:25,362 --> 00:02:26,885 I'm sorry, 60 00:02:26,929 --> 00:02:28,626 but this is what happens 61 00:02:28,670 --> 00:02:30,802 when a self-promoting, D.C.-hating, 62 00:02:30,846 --> 00:02:32,413 malignant narcissist 63 00:02:32,456 --> 00:02:34,284 gets his paws on a national issue. 64 00:02:34,328 --> 00:02:36,156 And we should have anticipated it! 65 00:02:36,199 --> 00:02:38,549 The arrest is drawing attention to the issue. 66 00:02:38,593 --> 00:02:39,942 Oh, fantastic. 67 00:02:39,985 --> 00:02:42,031 The families are still separated. 68 00:02:42,074 --> 00:02:43,989 The Mexican border deal is-is dead. 69 00:02:44,033 --> 00:02:47,819 President Zaragoza is talking U.N. resolutions against us 70 00:02:47,863 --> 00:02:50,692 and practically sending troops to the Arizona border! 71 00:02:50,735 --> 00:02:52,868 And our once-popular, 72 00:02:52,911 --> 00:02:56,088 future-president Secretary of State is behind bars! 73 00:02:56,132 --> 00:02:59,091 I'm not sure how much attention all that's worth, Professor. 74 00:02:59,135 --> 00:03:00,615 Russell, history has taught us 75 00:03:00,658 --> 00:03:04,227 that we must confront injustice head-on when we find it. 76 00:03:04,271 --> 00:03:06,142 That's exactly what Elizabeth is doing. 77 00:03:06,186 --> 00:03:07,815 What, by wandering miles beyond her mandate 78 00:03:07,839 --> 00:03:09,232 as Secretary of State? 79 00:03:09,276 --> 00:03:11,713 Literally! I would argue that what she is doing 80 00:03:11,756 --> 00:03:14,063 is precisely her mandate. 81 00:03:14,106 --> 00:03:16,587 She swore to uphold the Constitution. 82 00:03:16,631 --> 00:03:18,241 Arizona's separation policy 83 00:03:18,285 --> 00:03:20,939 represents an institutional erosion 84 00:03:20,983 --> 00:03:22,332 of civil and human rights. 85 00:03:22,376 --> 00:03:24,943 It threatens our way of life. I don't like 86 00:03:24,987 --> 00:03:26,312 what Barker's doing any more than you do, 87 00:03:26,336 --> 00:03:28,077 but there's more than one way to skin a cat. 88 00:03:28,120 --> 00:03:29,861 Mainly, not in jail! 89 00:03:29,905 --> 00:03:31,796 Jail might be precisely the way to skin this cat, 90 00:03:31,820 --> 00:03:33,648 because it is noisy. 91 00:03:33,691 --> 00:03:37,086 Look, the bellwether of a crumbling democracy is always 92 00:03:37,129 --> 00:03:38,653 a violation of human rights. 93 00:03:38,696 --> 00:03:39,958 Look at Nazi Germany. 94 00:03:40,002 --> 00:03:41,438 North Korea. 95 00:03:41,482 --> 00:03:44,311 Ghana under Kwame Nkrumah. 96 00:03:44,354 --> 00:03:47,183 Iraq under Saddam Hussein. I think it's a little premature 97 00:03:47,227 --> 00:03:48,813 to be lamenting the death of our democracy. 98 00:03:48,837 --> 00:03:51,622 That is exactly what everyone said in those countries 99 00:03:51,666 --> 00:03:52,841 as human rights eroded. 100 00:03:52,884 --> 00:03:54,495 All right, fine. But your wife 101 00:03:54,538 --> 00:03:58,194 is torching her chances of becoming president 102 00:03:58,238 --> 00:04:01,719 and saving our franchise from lunatics like Barker. 103 00:04:01,763 --> 00:04:03,504 Those mug shots 104 00:04:03,547 --> 00:04:05,506 won't exactly look good on a campaign poster, 105 00:04:05,549 --> 00:04:06,811 but you can bet her opponents 106 00:04:06,855 --> 00:04:08,180 will be printing them up on T-shirts! 107 00:04:08,204 --> 00:04:10,467 Enough. 108 00:04:10,511 --> 00:04:13,731 How do we put a stop to Barker and reunite the families? 109 00:04:13,775 --> 00:04:15,753 Right now I'm considering sending in the National Guard. 110 00:04:15,777 --> 00:04:17,561 Sir, I... I think 111 00:04:17,605 --> 00:04:19,824 that would be playing right into Barker's hands. 112 00:04:19,868 --> 00:04:20,825 I agree. 113 00:04:20,869 --> 00:04:22,523 He's already elevated 114 00:04:22,566 --> 00:04:24,525 his stature by taking on Elizabeth. 115 00:04:24,568 --> 00:04:27,155 And who the hell outside of Arizona even heard of this guy before today? 116 00:04:27,179 --> 00:04:30,182 That's right. Now that this has blown up, Mr. President, any attention 117 00:04:30,226 --> 00:04:32,402 from you will give him even more notoriety. 118 00:04:32,446 --> 00:04:33,751 Well, what, then? 119 00:04:33,795 --> 00:04:35,492 I need a plan of attack. 120 00:04:35,536 --> 00:04:37,799 [sighs] Unfortunately, I think it's best 121 00:04:37,842 --> 00:04:39,540 not to attack, sir. 122 00:04:39,583 --> 00:04:42,107 Better to... avoid a public showdown. 123 00:04:42,151 --> 00:04:45,328 Let this fire burn itself out. 124 00:04:45,372 --> 00:04:47,504 Meanwhile, we work to get Elizabeth released, 125 00:04:47,548 --> 00:04:50,115 and de-escalate the situation... 126 00:04:50,159 --> 00:04:52,901 focus on fighting the family separations in court. 127 00:04:52,944 --> 00:04:55,425 [sighs]: Fine. 128 00:04:55,469 --> 00:04:57,514 Let's send an army of White House lawyers 129 00:04:57,558 --> 00:04:58,820 to handle it. 130 00:04:58,863 --> 00:05:01,126 I'd like to send Mike B. 131 00:05:01,170 --> 00:05:02,234 To represent Elizabeth personally. 132 00:05:02,258 --> 00:05:03,868 And I'm gonna go down there, too. 133 00:05:03,912 --> 00:05:06,088 Of course. 134 00:05:06,131 --> 00:05:08,090 Fresh printouts. 135 00:05:08,133 --> 00:05:09,700 I divided them into domestic... 136 00:05:09,744 --> 00:05:10,851 Mm-hmm... and international. 137 00:05:10,875 --> 00:05:12,486 Oh. And the mug shot 138 00:05:12,529 --> 00:05:14,618 is officially a meme. 139 00:05:14,662 --> 00:05:16,030 Fantastic. No shooting the messenger. 140 00:05:16,054 --> 00:05:17,621 Hey, Stevie.Frankie. Hi. 141 00:05:17,665 --> 00:05:19,860 Hey, uh, Russell wanted me to give you these talking points 142 00:05:19,884 --> 00:05:21,146 before the press conference. 143 00:05:21,190 --> 00:05:23,105 Yeah, I got his e-mail. I mean, you didn't need 144 00:05:23,148 --> 00:05:24,628 to hand-deliver it. 145 00:05:24,672 --> 00:05:27,762 I actually kind of wanted an excuse to get in here. 146 00:05:27,805 --> 00:05:29,851 I need your help. I-It's not about anything 147 00:05:29,894 --> 00:05:32,462 happening today... it's for the party, the vow renewal. 148 00:05:32,506 --> 00:05:34,266 Yeah, this is me staring incredulously at you 149 00:05:34,290 --> 00:05:36,901 even before I know what the problem is. The band cancelled 150 00:05:36,945 --> 00:05:39,904 at the last minute, and I can't find anyone to replace them. 151 00:05:39,948 --> 00:05:42,013 You're worried about a band when your mother is in jail? 152 00:05:42,037 --> 00:05:43,299 Mike B. Is on that. 153 00:05:43,343 --> 00:05:45,214 I'm sure that she will be out in no time. 154 00:05:45,257 --> 00:05:47,912 But this party is unstoppable. 155 00:05:47,956 --> 00:05:50,393 I was thinking... I was remembering, really... 156 00:05:50,437 --> 00:05:51,960 Last year when you and Blake and Jay... 157 00:05:52,003 --> 00:05:53,701 No. came and sang at our holiday party. 158 00:05:53,744 --> 00:05:55,442 Nope. Why not? 159 00:05:55,485 --> 00:05:58,140 Because that was people singing around a piano for atmosphere. 160 00:05:58,183 --> 00:06:01,056 You did notice the significant lack of dancing. 161 00:06:01,099 --> 00:06:03,145 Maybe if you guys... picked up the pace? 162 00:06:03,188 --> 00:06:05,321 Okay, even if I thought it was a good idea, 163 00:06:05,365 --> 00:06:07,454 I don't have time to learn a bunch of songs. 164 00:06:07,497 --> 00:06:10,457 Why don't you hire a deejay? It just feels so impersonal. 165 00:06:10,500 --> 00:06:11,806 Stevie, if your mother 166 00:06:11,849 --> 00:06:13,198 gets out of jail in time, 167 00:06:13,242 --> 00:06:15,331 I'm sure she'll be happy with Spotify. 168 00:06:15,375 --> 00:06:16,898 Sorry. I got to go. 169 00:06:16,941 --> 00:06:18,092 It's just that it's tomorrow night, 170 00:06:18,116 --> 00:06:19,422 and they really want a band, 171 00:06:19,466 --> 00:06:21,816 and Laser Dawn was perfect. 172 00:06:21,859 --> 00:06:24,688 They were one of the top cover bands in D.C. 173 00:06:24,732 --> 00:06:26,255 specializing in '70s covers, 174 00:06:26,298 --> 00:06:29,040 including and especially... 175 00:06:29,084 --> 00:06:32,217 Peter Frampton's "Baby, I Love Your Way," 176 00:06:32,261 --> 00:06:33,784 which is my mom's favorite. 177 00:06:33,828 --> 00:06:34,785 Really? 178 00:06:34,829 --> 00:06:36,134 Not judging. 179 00:06:36,178 --> 00:06:38,659 Also Bee Gees, "How Deep Is Your Love."Huh. 180 00:06:38,702 --> 00:06:40,661 So now I am just, like, on my knees 181 00:06:40,704 --> 00:06:42,271 to all these second-rate bands, 182 00:06:42,314 --> 00:06:43,714 and I'm just getting nothing but no. 183 00:06:43,751 --> 00:06:45,361 Even knowing who your mom is? 184 00:06:45,405 --> 00:06:47,494 Well, I didn't tell them that. I thought 185 00:06:47,537 --> 00:06:50,018 I wasn't supposed to. Are you kidding me? Lead with that. 186 00:06:50,061 --> 00:06:52,150 It's the only way to get anything done in this town. 187 00:06:52,194 --> 00:06:55,110 Aim higher, girl.Okay. 188 00:06:55,153 --> 00:06:56,590 [whispers]: Thanks. 189 00:06:56,633 --> 00:06:58,219 MAN: How long will the secretary be in jail? 190 00:06:58,243 --> 00:07:00,047 WOMAN: Was Secretary McCord acting under the direction... 191 00:07:00,071 --> 00:07:02,671 DAISY: Secretary McCord was acting on behalf of the administration. 192 00:07:30,537 --> 00:07:32,147 Oh. 193 00:07:32,190 --> 00:07:35,716 You okay? I'm fine. Yeah. 194 00:07:35,759 --> 00:07:38,196 You know when I told you to focus on voter intensity, 195 00:07:38,240 --> 00:07:39,937 this isn't exactly what I had in mind. 196 00:07:39,981 --> 00:07:42,244 Can we just whistle past the reprimand, please? 197 00:07:42,287 --> 00:07:44,725 Fine. I have arranged for you a plea deal. 198 00:07:44,768 --> 00:07:46,770 You plead guilty to misdemeanor trespass, 199 00:07:46,814 --> 00:07:48,694 you'll be released immediately with a small fine. 200 00:07:50,774 --> 00:07:53,255 Oh, God, this isn't viewed with gratitude, is it? 201 00:07:55,126 --> 00:07:56,998 I can't plead guilty. 202 00:07:57,041 --> 00:07:58,347 You so can. I can't. 203 00:07:58,390 --> 00:08:00,523 You plead guilty. Not only does it 204 00:08:00,567 --> 00:08:03,613 go against my integrity, but it sets a bad precedent 205 00:08:03,657 --> 00:08:05,876 with respect to federal authority. 206 00:08:05,920 --> 00:08:07,443 I was just doing my job. 207 00:08:07,487 --> 00:08:09,967 I was escorting a foreign dignitary 208 00:08:10,011 --> 00:08:13,710 to check on his citizens. Okay, well, just so you and your integrity are aware, 209 00:08:13,754 --> 00:08:16,365 you will be charged with felony trespass 210 00:08:16,408 --> 00:08:18,759 and you can kiss POTUS good-bye. 211 00:08:18,802 --> 00:08:21,413 That's not lost on me, Mike. 212 00:08:21,457 --> 00:08:23,807 I have a few dozen calls to make. 213 00:08:23,851 --> 00:08:25,330 I'll let you think about that. 214 00:08:29,987 --> 00:08:31,554 Henry, the faces 215 00:08:31,598 --> 00:08:33,164 of those kids. 216 00:08:33,208 --> 00:08:34,862 The world has to see that. 217 00:08:34,905 --> 00:08:36,559 They have to really get it. 218 00:08:36,603 --> 00:08:37,734 And if I... 219 00:08:37,778 --> 00:08:40,302 if I plead guilty, the headlines will pull 220 00:08:40,345 --> 00:08:42,217 to the wrong thing. But you have 221 00:08:42,260 --> 00:08:44,132 to consider what you've already accomplished. 222 00:08:44,175 --> 00:08:47,222 People areaware, and you can do a lot more good outside of jail. 223 00:08:47,265 --> 00:08:50,138 Not to mention the good you can do in the world as president. 224 00:08:50,181 --> 00:08:53,358 Are you willing to risk that? I think that viral mug shot's 225 00:08:53,402 --> 00:08:55,598 probably already blown that out of the water. That's just an image. 226 00:08:55,622 --> 00:08:57,754 That'll go away. A felony conviction, 227 00:08:57,798 --> 00:08:59,451 that's another matter. 228 00:08:59,495 --> 00:09:01,541 Well, whose side are you on? 229 00:09:06,371 --> 00:09:08,243 I support any decision you make. 230 00:09:08,286 --> 00:09:10,419 You've got to follow your conscience. 231 00:09:10,462 --> 00:09:12,726 JFK said, "There's something immoral 232 00:09:12,769 --> 00:09:15,424 about abandoning your own judgment." 233 00:09:17,513 --> 00:09:20,429 I think that was JFK in a movie. 234 00:09:22,649 --> 00:09:25,869 Either way, it's a good point. It is. 235 00:09:25,913 --> 00:09:27,741 BAILIFF: Calling case number 3247. 236 00:09:27,784 --> 00:09:29,873 The People of the State of Arizona 237 00:09:29,917 --> 00:09:31,614 v. Elizabeth McCord. 238 00:09:31,658 --> 00:09:33,398 [chatter, applause] 239 00:09:33,442 --> 00:09:35,705 [people whooping] 240 00:09:35,749 --> 00:09:37,577 [gavel bangs]JUDGE: Order, please. 241 00:09:37,620 --> 00:09:40,101 I know this is exciting, but, uh, 242 00:09:40,144 --> 00:09:41,493 pipe down, folks. 243 00:09:41,537 --> 00:09:42,756 Good afternoon, Judge Collins. 244 00:09:42,799 --> 00:09:44,540 Harley Johnson on behalf of the People. 245 00:09:44,584 --> 00:09:46,107 Michael Barnow for Secretary McCord. 246 00:09:46,150 --> 00:09:47,804 [quietly]: God help me. 247 00:09:47,848 --> 00:09:50,502 Good afternoon, Secretary McCord. 248 00:09:50,546 --> 00:09:52,374 Good afternoon, Your Honor. 249 00:09:52,417 --> 00:09:54,724 How do you plead to the charge of one count 250 00:09:54,768 --> 00:09:57,137 misdemeanor criminal trespass? You know it's not too late to talk about this... 251 00:09:57,161 --> 00:09:58,946 Don't need to. Not guilty. 252 00:09:58,989 --> 00:10:01,818 In that case, Judge, since defendant is not availing herself 253 00:10:01,862 --> 00:10:03,840 of our plea offer, the People would like to proceed 254 00:10:03,864 --> 00:10:06,257 with one charge of felony criminal trespass. 255 00:10:06,301 --> 00:10:08,738 [gallery gasps]Understood. How do you plead to that, ma'am? 256 00:10:08,782 --> 00:10:10,479 Bess, for the love of God... Not guilty. 257 00:10:12,524 --> 00:10:14,396 [groans]Sorry about him, Your Honor. 258 00:10:14,439 --> 00:10:15,789 JUDGE: I've had worse. 259 00:10:15,832 --> 00:10:17,660 Now... 260 00:10:17,704 --> 00:10:19,706 out of respect for your position 261 00:10:19,749 --> 00:10:22,273 as Secretary of State, I order you released 262 00:10:22,317 --> 00:10:24,580 from custody immediately 263 00:10:24,624 --> 00:10:26,974 on your own recognizance, no bail, 264 00:10:27,017 --> 00:10:29,150 provided that you promise to appear 265 00:10:29,193 --> 00:10:30,891 for all future courtroom proceedings. 266 00:10:30,934 --> 00:10:32,893 No, Your Honor. 267 00:10:32,936 --> 00:10:34,938 Bess, come on. Excuse me, ma'am, 268 00:10:34,982 --> 00:10:37,245 are you refusing my... my orders? 269 00:10:37,288 --> 00:10:39,377 I-I mean no disrespect, Your Honor. 270 00:10:39,421 --> 00:10:41,815 But I'm going to refuse to leave prison 271 00:10:41,858 --> 00:10:45,383 until all the detained children are reunited with their parents. 272 00:10:45,427 --> 00:10:48,169 [applause, lively chatter] 273 00:10:48,212 --> 00:10:49,953 MAN: Yeah! 274 00:10:49,997 --> 00:10:51,476 [people whooping] 275 00:10:55,611 --> 00:10:57,221 Okay, then. 276 00:10:57,265 --> 00:10:59,180 And, Your Honor, 277 00:10:59,223 --> 00:11:01,288 if you don't mind, could I just say a couple of words 278 00:11:01,312 --> 00:11:03,227 before I... go to jail? 279 00:11:03,271 --> 00:11:04,446 Go for it. 280 00:11:07,014 --> 00:11:11,279 No one should rest until this inhumane practice is stopped. 281 00:11:11,322 --> 00:11:14,717 All Arizonans, all Americans 282 00:11:14,761 --> 00:11:16,937 should make their voices heard. 283 00:11:16,980 --> 00:11:20,070 In fact, I am certain 284 00:11:20,114 --> 00:11:23,726 that if every American could see what is happening inside 285 00:11:23,770 --> 00:11:27,121 the Arizona State Detention Facility in Sasabe, 286 00:11:27,164 --> 00:11:30,167 they would do everything they could to end it. 287 00:11:30,211 --> 00:11:32,953 Because this is not who we are. 288 00:11:32,996 --> 00:11:35,172 [applause] 289 00:11:35,216 --> 00:11:37,044 Thank you, Your Honor. I appreciate it. 290 00:11:37,087 --> 00:11:38,741 [cheering] 291 00:11:41,744 --> 00:11:44,573 Okay, then. 292 00:11:44,616 --> 00:11:46,531 Trial date's set for one week from today. 293 00:11:55,192 --> 00:11:56,846 ♪ 294 00:12:05,812 --> 00:12:07,833 RUSSELL: and suddenly, she's Gandhi and Joan of Arc 295 00:12:07,857 --> 00:12:09,511 all rolled into one. 296 00:12:09,554 --> 00:12:11,097 Only now, she's martyring the whole damn administration. 297 00:12:11,121 --> 00:12:12,906 Excuse me, Jay Whitman. 298 00:12:12,949 --> 00:12:14,908 Great. The crack... team leader. 299 00:12:14,951 --> 00:12:16,668 What the hell happened to you? Oh, I was playing basket... 300 00:12:16,692 --> 00:12:18,868 Oh, forget it; I don't care. 301 00:12:18,912 --> 00:12:23,133 Look, the secretary is torching her storied career, 302 00:12:23,177 --> 00:12:26,267 and now we, the grown-ups, have to wall off the rest 303 00:12:26,310 --> 00:12:28,269 of the State Department and the administration. 304 00:12:28,312 --> 00:12:31,576 Limit the blast radius by disavowing her actions. 305 00:12:31,620 --> 00:12:33,883 She's standing up for the rights of children, Russell. 306 00:12:33,927 --> 00:12:35,247 Said the man who can barely stand. 307 00:12:35,276 --> 00:12:38,670 Sit down, already. 308 00:12:38,714 --> 00:12:40,170 I have no quibble with what's in her heart. 309 00:12:40,194 --> 00:12:43,284 My problem is she's flying solo 310 00:12:43,327 --> 00:12:45,068 when we all need to be rowing together. 311 00:12:45,112 --> 00:12:47,723 I... I'm aware of the mixed metaphor. 312 00:12:47,767 --> 00:12:50,595 The point is, if she's going down in flames, 313 00:12:50,639 --> 00:12:52,772 she is not gonna take the administration with her. 314 00:12:52,815 --> 00:12:55,383 And if that-that hearing 315 00:12:55,426 --> 00:12:57,864 was any indication, her trial next week 316 00:12:57,907 --> 00:13:00,954 is gonna be a three-ring media circus, which is bad 317 00:13:00,997 --> 00:13:03,086 for the business of government. 318 00:13:03,130 --> 00:13:05,567 We need a nice choral trio. 319 00:13:05,610 --> 00:13:08,309 Polite. Ordered. Calming. 320 00:13:08,352 --> 00:13:10,006 People get nervous when their government 321 00:13:10,050 --> 00:13:11,375 is devouring the headlines every day. 322 00:13:11,399 --> 00:13:13,357 It's bad for the country. 323 00:13:13,401 --> 00:13:15,577 Arizona's child separation policy is worse. 324 00:13:15,620 --> 00:13:17,468 It demands a noisy response, maybe even a circus. 325 00:13:17,492 --> 00:13:19,818 I didn't call you here for your opinion, all right? Too bad. 326 00:13:19,842 --> 00:13:20,930 [groans] I need you... Ugh. 327 00:13:20,974 --> 00:13:23,585 For God's sake, sit down. 328 00:13:23,628 --> 00:13:25,587 [sighs] 329 00:13:25,630 --> 00:13:27,067 Say what you want to say. 330 00:13:27,110 --> 00:13:28,546 The president should issue 331 00:13:28,590 --> 00:13:31,549 a statement of support for the secretary, get behind her, 332 00:13:31,593 --> 00:13:33,876 because some issues transcend politics as usual and demand... 333 00:13:33,900 --> 00:13:35,379 Whoa, whoa, whoa. Stop, stop, stop. 334 00:13:35,423 --> 00:13:36,859 Y-You think I don't care 335 00:13:36,903 --> 00:13:38,556 about what's going on with those kids? 336 00:13:38,600 --> 00:13:40,732 If I had my way, Governor Barker 337 00:13:40,776 --> 00:13:42,256 would be on his way to The Hague. 338 00:13:42,299 --> 00:13:44,606 But this, this is about process, 339 00:13:44,649 --> 00:13:46,564 and what's best for our democracy. 340 00:13:46,608 --> 00:13:48,958 I couldn't agree more.Okay. 341 00:13:49,002 --> 00:13:51,265 Look. You might be 342 00:13:51,308 --> 00:13:53,223 in my shoes one day soon. 343 00:13:53,267 --> 00:13:57,053 The point is, the job isn't about doing what's right. 344 00:13:57,097 --> 00:13:58,881 It's about doing what's best. 345 00:13:58,925 --> 00:14:00,448 And that is right. 346 00:14:00,491 --> 00:14:03,364 Is cynicism a prerequisite for the job? 347 00:14:03,407 --> 00:14:04,974 Cynical pragmatism. 348 00:14:05,018 --> 00:14:06,454 Looking at every issue 349 00:14:06,497 --> 00:14:08,586 from every possible angle all at once, 350 00:14:08,630 --> 00:14:11,459 and then figuring out what's best for the country. 351 00:14:11,502 --> 00:14:13,722 Okay? So no one's leaving this room 352 00:14:13,765 --> 00:14:15,985 until we're all on the same page. 353 00:14:16,029 --> 00:14:17,682 Now, where are we on-on challenging. 354 00:14:17,726 --> 00:14:19,467 Arizona's detention policy? 355 00:14:19,510 --> 00:14:21,861 ADELE: Sorry, but you need to see this. 356 00:14:21,904 --> 00:14:23,906 What? She was arrested again? 357 00:14:23,950 --> 00:14:25,516 Mm. 358 00:14:25,560 --> 00:14:27,475 A guard... 359 00:14:27,518 --> 00:14:30,870 from the Arizona Detention Center just released it. 360 00:14:30,913 --> 00:14:32,697 [detainees coughing, crying] 361 00:14:32,741 --> 00:14:34,699 [Russell sighs] 362 00:14:34,743 --> 00:14:36,963 Holy mother of God. 363 00:14:37,006 --> 00:14:39,008 [lock buzzing] 364 00:14:39,052 --> 00:14:41,271 CHILD: Mama. Mama. 365 00:14:45,145 --> 00:14:47,930 And he made a statement to the press. 366 00:14:47,974 --> 00:14:50,280 If the Secretary of State is willing to go to jail 367 00:14:50,324 --> 00:14:52,543 to shed light on this situation, 368 00:14:52,587 --> 00:14:54,328 then I can't stay silent. 369 00:14:54,371 --> 00:14:57,766 The world needs to know. And now they do. 370 00:14:57,809 --> 00:14:59,724 I stand with Secretary McCord. 371 00:14:59,768 --> 00:15:01,204 [cheering] 372 00:15:01,248 --> 00:15:02,771 [cheering continues] 373 00:15:02,814 --> 00:15:05,121 [video stops] 374 00:15:05,165 --> 00:15:10,605 Okay, now that changes things. 375 00:15:10,648 --> 00:15:13,434 Public opinion is turning against you, Governor. 376 00:15:13,477 --> 00:15:15,784 The latest snap poll taken in the last hour 377 00:15:15,827 --> 00:15:19,483 shows that 90% of Americans are against family separations. 378 00:15:19,527 --> 00:15:21,746 I don't govern by polls, Mr. President. 379 00:15:21,790 --> 00:15:23,748 Fair enough. 380 00:15:23,792 --> 00:15:26,075 But I think we can agree that your sheriff took things too far 381 00:15:26,099 --> 00:15:28,405 by arresting Secretary McCord. 382 00:15:28,449 --> 00:15:31,017 No, sir. Law's the law. 383 00:15:31,060 --> 00:15:33,062 None of us is above it. 384 00:15:33,106 --> 00:15:35,630 Clearly, we don't see eye to eye on much. 385 00:15:35,673 --> 00:15:37,545 But how about this? 386 00:15:37,588 --> 00:15:39,460 I can offer you a seat at the table 387 00:15:39,503 --> 00:15:41,505 with a coalition of border governors 388 00:15:41,549 --> 00:15:43,899 to provide meaningful input 389 00:15:43,943 --> 00:15:45,901 on the border security deal with Mexico. 390 00:15:45,945 --> 00:15:47,990 We both know that that's what this is really about. 391 00:15:48,034 --> 00:15:50,514 And I'm willing to compromise, 392 00:15:50,558 --> 00:15:52,038 providing you reunite the families 393 00:15:52,081 --> 00:15:54,649 and release Secretary McCord today. 394 00:15:54,692 --> 00:15:56,825 Let's get past this ugliness and work together. 395 00:15:56,868 --> 00:15:59,306 You think my base wants compromise? 396 00:15:59,349 --> 00:16:00,936 I get 10,000 folks at my rallies in Tucson. 397 00:16:00,960 --> 00:16:03,266 And they are tired 398 00:16:03,310 --> 00:16:05,573 of mamby-pamby politicians willing to sell their souls 399 00:16:05,616 --> 00:16:07,401 based on the latest poll. 400 00:16:07,444 --> 00:16:09,620 Now, you want a deal? Here it is: 401 00:16:09,664 --> 00:16:12,580 rip up that feckless immigration bill you signed over the summer, 402 00:16:12,623 --> 00:16:16,453 and then we can get real about border security. 403 00:16:16,497 --> 00:16:19,021 You know that's not going to happen, Governor. 404 00:16:19,065 --> 00:16:21,850 Then I guess we have nothing to talk about. 405 00:16:21,893 --> 00:16:23,417 [Dalton sighs] 406 00:16:23,460 --> 00:16:25,680 Son of a bitch. 407 00:16:28,726 --> 00:16:30,598 He wants to go to war, fine. 408 00:16:30,641 --> 00:16:32,208 I want all options on the table. 409 00:16:32,252 --> 00:16:36,125 And I can't worry about how much attention this brings to Barker. 410 00:16:36,169 --> 00:16:38,277 We have to end this even if it means getting in the mud. 411 00:16:38,301 --> 00:16:40,173 RUSSELL: Then I say we go after the man. 412 00:16:40,216 --> 00:16:43,263 Directly. Personally. Take him in. 413 00:16:43,306 --> 00:16:45,178 Investigate his taxes? Don't tempt me. 414 00:16:45,221 --> 00:16:48,790 Look, if we're gonna do this quickly, we need to draw blood. 415 00:16:48,833 --> 00:16:51,010 There has to be some 416 00:16:51,053 --> 00:16:53,273 federal statue somewhere that Barker's breaking 417 00:16:53,316 --> 00:16:56,667 by detaining all these people extrajudicially. 418 00:16:56,711 --> 00:16:58,800 Okay. You really want to ratchet things up 419 00:16:58,843 --> 00:17:00,323 and play hardball? 420 00:17:00,367 --> 00:17:01,687 We argue that this current policy. 421 00:17:01,716 --> 00:17:04,023 Barker is enforcing is beyond the scope 422 00:17:04,066 --> 00:17:06,025 of his mandate as chief executive of the state. 423 00:17:06,068 --> 00:17:07,896 To what end? Well, normally, 424 00:17:07,939 --> 00:17:10,420 a sitting governor is shielded from personal liability 425 00:17:10,464 --> 00:17:13,380 as long as he's acting in his official capacity. 426 00:17:13,423 --> 00:17:16,513 But we argue that this separation policy 427 00:17:16,557 --> 00:17:19,125 is such an egregious violation of human rights 428 00:17:19,168 --> 00:17:21,649 and so completely outside the scope 429 00:17:21,692 --> 00:17:23,564 of the state's domain that, by definition, 430 00:17:23,607 --> 00:17:27,785 Barker is acting beyond his role as governor by ordering it. 431 00:17:27,829 --> 00:17:30,049 And we charge him with kidnapping. 432 00:17:32,181 --> 00:17:34,227 Isn't that a bit of a stretch? 433 00:17:34,270 --> 00:17:37,404 Oh, no, it's a lot of a stretch. 434 00:17:40,537 --> 00:17:42,235 I like it. DALTON: Get it in the works. 435 00:17:42,278 --> 00:17:44,411 I'm done with this bastard. 436 00:17:50,852 --> 00:17:53,289 Sure, I'll send you all of the details in an e-mail, 437 00:17:53,333 --> 00:17:55,944 and, hopefully, we can confirm tomorrow morning. 438 00:17:55,987 --> 00:17:57,989 That would be great. 439 00:17:58,033 --> 00:17:59,382 All right, bye-bye. 440 00:17:59,426 --> 00:18:00,862 We smelled dinner.[sighs] 441 00:18:00,905 --> 00:18:02,733 You smelled more than that. 442 00:18:02,777 --> 00:18:04,431 You smelled success. 443 00:18:04,474 --> 00:18:07,477 Mm. It smells a lot like vegan chili. JASON: Yeah. 444 00:18:07,521 --> 00:18:10,654 Guys, I think I just got Epic Dreamscape. 445 00:18:10,698 --> 00:18:11,916 Well, you know, don't worry. 446 00:18:11,960 --> 00:18:12,917 I think they're close to finding a cure. 447 00:18:12,961 --> 00:18:14,745 That's a band, I hope. 448 00:18:14,789 --> 00:18:16,573 That is not just a band, 449 00:18:16,617 --> 00:18:18,880 it is the best wedding band in town. 450 00:18:18,923 --> 00:18:20,447 This is gonna happen. 451 00:18:20,490 --> 00:18:22,144 I'm glad you've made progress, 452 00:18:22,188 --> 00:18:24,625 because Jason and I are nowhere on our project. 453 00:18:24,668 --> 00:18:27,280 Yeah. Because you rejected my stand-up comedy idea, 454 00:18:27,323 --> 00:18:29,282 and now you're rejecting my Mad Libs idea. 455 00:18:29,325 --> 00:18:30,805 Because they both equally sucked. 456 00:18:30,848 --> 00:18:32,198 Wha...? 457 00:18:32,241 --> 00:18:35,679 Guys. Well, the poem is now the only missing piece. 458 00:18:35,723 --> 00:18:37,551 I'm just more of a visual person. 459 00:18:37,594 --> 00:18:40,249 I'm more of a "this is a dumb idea" person. 460 00:18:42,469 --> 00:18:43,731 Move, move, move. 461 00:18:43,774 --> 00:18:45,167 Okay. Why don't we just try 462 00:18:45,211 --> 00:18:47,517 to do something with Dad's stupid joke? 463 00:18:47,561 --> 00:18:49,234 Like, the exact time of it.[phone vibrating] 464 00:18:49,258 --> 00:18:50,912 What rhymes with 8:22? 465 00:18:50,955 --> 00:18:52,261 Avian flu. 466 00:18:52,305 --> 00:18:55,134 STEVIE: Oh, my God. I do not believe this. 467 00:18:55,177 --> 00:18:57,875 I sent out a Hail Mary to Laser Dawn, 468 00:18:57,919 --> 00:19:00,269 asking if they would consider reuniting 469 00:19:00,313 --> 00:19:04,186 for the Secretary of State and they said yes. 470 00:19:04,230 --> 00:19:07,537 We just went from having no band to being double booked. 471 00:19:07,581 --> 00:19:10,323 Ooh, and apparently, healing the wounds of Laser Dawn. 472 00:19:10,366 --> 00:19:12,412 We are the world, dude. 473 00:19:12,455 --> 00:19:14,675 Oh, man, Daisy wasn't kidding about aiming higher. 474 00:19:14,718 --> 00:19:16,938 JASON: Yeah. ALISON: Mm. 475 00:19:16,981 --> 00:19:18,635 Hey, I got the basket from Win. 476 00:19:18,679 --> 00:19:20,202 Thanks for sending it over. 477 00:19:20,246 --> 00:19:21,701 DAISY [over phone]: He wants you to know 478 00:19:21,725 --> 00:19:23,074 he didn't injure you on purpose 479 00:19:23,118 --> 00:19:25,164 and he still wants a sit-down with M-Sec. 480 00:19:25,207 --> 00:19:27,427 I'm sure he does. 481 00:19:27,470 --> 00:19:29,907 Hey, did Nolan really pitch charging Barker with kidnapping? 482 00:19:29,951 --> 00:19:32,432 And POTUS is champing at the bit. 483 00:19:32,475 --> 00:19:34,434 What's the latest there? 484 00:19:34,477 --> 00:19:36,542 Well, the narrative has shifted in her favor, which is good. 485 00:19:36,566 --> 00:19:38,133 But she's still locked up. 486 00:19:38,177 --> 00:19:39,874 It's uncharted territory. 487 00:19:39,917 --> 00:19:42,355 How's the leg? 488 00:19:42,398 --> 00:19:44,313 It hurts like hell. 489 00:19:44,357 --> 00:19:47,403 Doc says it'll feel like this for a few days. 490 00:19:47,447 --> 00:19:49,231 I know I'm not getting any sleep tonight. 491 00:19:49,275 --> 00:19:50,406 You should take something. 492 00:19:50,450 --> 00:19:51,862 You have to be on your game tomorrow. 493 00:19:51,886 --> 00:19:53,192 It's gonna be a big day. 494 00:19:53,235 --> 00:19:55,237 Yeah, I know. I'll think about it. 495 00:19:55,281 --> 00:19:57,196 All right. Take care. You, too. 496 00:19:59,633 --> 00:20:03,419 Space Jammies Indica gummies. 497 00:20:03,463 --> 00:20:05,987 THC pain cream. 498 00:20:06,030 --> 00:20:08,250 Marijuana edibles. 499 00:20:08,294 --> 00:20:10,600 No way. 500 00:20:10,644 --> 00:20:12,665 All those baby goats have pajamas?[goats bleating on video] 501 00:20:12,689 --> 00:20:14,648 [laughs] 502 00:20:14,691 --> 00:20:16,954 Because they're cold. 503 00:20:16,998 --> 00:20:18,391 Oh, 504 00:20:18,434 --> 00:20:20,915 why don't all... 505 00:20:20,958 --> 00:20:23,222 farm animals have pajamas? 506 00:20:23,265 --> 00:20:26,399 Not the cows, but the little ones, anyway. 507 00:20:26,442 --> 00:20:29,271 That's... that's so doable. 508 00:20:32,056 --> 00:20:34,711 Idea. Pajamas for small farm animals. 509 00:20:34,755 --> 00:20:36,539 Pitch to Department of Agriculture. 510 00:20:36,583 --> 00:20:39,455 [phone ringing] 511 00:20:39,499 --> 00:20:41,718 Jay Whitman. Who's this? 512 00:20:41,762 --> 00:20:43,154 AUTOMATED VOICE: Hello. 513 00:20:43,198 --> 00:20:44,852 You have a collect call from an inmate 514 00:20:44,895 --> 00:20:46,941 of the Arizona Penitentiary. 515 00:20:46,984 --> 00:20:48,310 ELIZABETH [recorded]: Elizabeth McCord. 516 00:20:48,334 --> 00:20:49,857 [Jay grunts] 517 00:20:49,900 --> 00:20:51,300 AUTOMATED VOICE: To accept, say yes. 518 00:20:51,337 --> 00:20:54,122 To decline, say no. 519 00:20:54,165 --> 00:20:56,167 To accept, say yes.Yes. 520 00:20:56,211 --> 00:20:57,908 Yes. God, yes. 521 00:20:57,952 --> 00:20:59,736 Ma'am. 522 00:20:59,780 --> 00:21:01,825 Hey, it took you a minute there. 523 00:21:01,869 --> 00:21:04,045 Promise I'll pay you back. 524 00:21:04,088 --> 00:21:05,612 No, it's not that. I just got confused. 525 00:21:05,655 --> 00:21:07,266 You don't call me from jail every day. 526 00:21:07,309 --> 00:21:10,312 I mean, nobody does. I mean, not that it's... 527 00:21:10,356 --> 00:21:13,533 That jail's bad. You... How are you? 528 00:21:13,576 --> 00:21:17,145 I'm fine. I... 529 00:21:17,188 --> 00:21:20,322 They let me make phone calls whenever I want. 530 00:21:20,366 --> 00:21:23,586 They let Henry get some clothes to me, 531 00:21:23,630 --> 00:21:26,633 and they even put a divider around my bed so I have privacy. 532 00:21:26,676 --> 00:21:28,374 I'm fine.[laughs] 533 00:21:28,417 --> 00:21:30,071 Jay? 534 00:21:30,114 --> 00:21:31,768 Oh. Sorry. The image is... 535 00:21:31,812 --> 00:21:33,335 You sound a little weird. 536 00:21:33,379 --> 00:21:34,379 I'm sorry, ma'am. 537 00:21:36,295 --> 00:21:38,732 These are weird times. 538 00:21:38,775 --> 00:21:40,821 Can't argue with that. 539 00:21:40,864 --> 00:21:42,997 Listen, now that public opinion 540 00:21:43,040 --> 00:21:45,652 has swung so decisively 541 00:21:45,695 --> 00:21:49,133 against the family separation policy, 542 00:21:49,177 --> 00:21:51,005 I think it's worth taking 543 00:21:51,048 --> 00:21:53,137 another crack at convincing Morejon 544 00:21:53,181 --> 00:21:55,575 to help out with the legislative option. 545 00:21:55,618 --> 00:21:59,361 Unlike Barker, he has national ambitions 546 00:21:59,405 --> 00:22:02,103 and he can't afford to define his base so narrowly. 547 00:22:02,146 --> 00:22:04,410 Sure. Yeah. We-we... It's worth a try. 548 00:22:04,453 --> 00:22:06,803 We don't really have a choice. 549 00:22:06,847 --> 00:22:10,198 I heard you were in the room when the A.G. suggested... 550 00:22:10,241 --> 00:22:13,375 [quietly]: going after Barker for kidnapping. 551 00:22:13,419 --> 00:22:15,508 And I think that if we don't do something soon, 552 00:22:15,551 --> 00:22:17,945 POTUS will call in the National Guard and... 553 00:22:17,988 --> 00:22:19,618 that'll trigger the biggest federal-state showdown 554 00:22:19,642 --> 00:22:21,383 since the Civil War. 555 00:22:21,427 --> 00:22:22,558 Wow. 556 00:22:22,602 --> 00:22:24,343 Yeah. So, 557 00:22:24,386 --> 00:22:26,562 meet with Morejon first thing in the morning. 558 00:22:26,606 --> 00:22:30,740 And just in case the shift in public opinion isn't enough, 559 00:22:30,784 --> 00:22:32,742 try to come up with some... 560 00:22:32,786 --> 00:22:34,938 I don't know... something. Some extra angle or inducement 561 00:22:34,962 --> 00:22:36,267 that can win him over. 562 00:22:36,311 --> 00:22:38,008 Yeah. Okay. Yeah. Okay. 563 00:22:38,052 --> 00:22:40,837 I'll get started on that, like, now. 564 00:22:40,881 --> 00:22:42,012 Sorry to ruin your night. 565 00:22:42,056 --> 00:22:43,753 What do you mean? 566 00:22:43,797 --> 00:22:45,581 Wait, what do you mean? 567 00:22:45,625 --> 00:22:48,497 I mean that you're gonna have to work late and... 568 00:22:48,541 --> 00:22:50,151 Yeah. 569 00:22:50,194 --> 00:22:52,240 No. I mean, that's-that's my pleasure. 570 00:22:52,283 --> 00:22:53,981 It's my job. It's my job. 571 00:22:54,024 --> 00:22:55,809 Thank you. That's... 572 00:22:55,852 --> 00:22:57,332 I'll talk to you soon. 573 00:22:57,376 --> 00:22:59,290 Mm. Bye. 574 00:23:01,554 --> 00:23:04,426 Oh, my God. 575 00:23:04,470 --> 00:23:06,036 That was hard. 576 00:23:06,080 --> 00:23:08,604 [ringtone plays] 577 00:23:08,648 --> 00:23:10,040 Hey, Jay. What's up? 578 00:23:10,084 --> 00:23:11,564 I'm on a kind of painkiller. 579 00:23:11,607 --> 00:23:13,130 Congratulations. 580 00:23:13,174 --> 00:23:14,131 So, I don't know if this idea... 581 00:23:14,175 --> 00:23:15,132 Wait, wait, where are you? 582 00:23:15,176 --> 00:23:16,960 I am driving to Aguila 583 00:23:17,004 --> 00:23:18,788 to visit my father.Oh. 584 00:23:18,832 --> 00:23:20,224 That's probably not gonna be easy. 585 00:23:20,268 --> 00:23:22,357 How long has it been?[exhales] 586 00:23:22,401 --> 00:23:23,750 Been a couple years. I'm, uh... 587 00:23:23,793 --> 00:23:25,360 just hoping for the best. 588 00:23:25,404 --> 00:23:27,275 Okay. 589 00:23:27,318 --> 00:23:28,276 Good luck. 590 00:23:28,319 --> 00:23:29,930 Thanks. 591 00:23:32,628 --> 00:23:34,195 What's your idea? 592 00:23:34,238 --> 00:23:35,849 What? Oh, right. 593 00:23:35,892 --> 00:23:37,459 So, M-Sec wants me to meet with Morejon 594 00:23:37,503 --> 00:23:39,045 first thing in the morning to take another swing 595 00:23:39,069 --> 00:23:40,482 at the legislative option, and I want to know if this idea 596 00:23:40,506 --> 00:23:42,203 is good crazy or Jay-you're-fired... 597 00:23:42,246 --> 00:23:43,770 crazy.[chuckles]: Okay. 598 00:23:43,813 --> 00:23:45,902 All right, let's hear it. 599 00:23:45,946 --> 00:23:48,252 Did you know studies have shown that THC outperforms 600 00:23:48,296 --> 00:23:50,472 most prescription sedatives and has no side effects? 601 00:23:50,516 --> 00:23:51,821 Did not know.Yeah. 602 00:23:51,865 --> 00:23:53,277 You get me ten minutes with your boss, 603 00:23:53,301 --> 00:23:55,869 I-I promise she'll love you for it.[chuckles] 604 00:23:55,912 --> 00:23:57,890 You might even end up with her job when she's promoted. 605 00:23:57,914 --> 00:23:59,786 [laughs]Sorry to interrupt. Tight window, pal. 606 00:23:59,829 --> 00:24:02,223 Oh, hey, buddy. Look, look, here's my card. 607 00:24:02,266 --> 00:24:04,051 Call anytime. Let's get this done. 608 00:24:04,094 --> 00:24:06,314 I'm feeling it.[chuckles] 609 00:24:06,357 --> 00:24:07,315 You ever stop? 610 00:24:07,358 --> 00:24:09,056 I'm blessed. I love pot. 611 00:24:09,099 --> 00:24:10,971 Believe in what I preach. 612 00:24:11,014 --> 00:24:12,818 Thanks for doing this on short notice.[phone chimes] 613 00:24:12,842 --> 00:24:16,150 Anytime, brother. Psyched to be recruited into the fight. 614 00:24:16,193 --> 00:24:18,326 Well, the senator is about to get out 615 00:24:18,369 --> 00:24:20,328 of a Presidential Advisory Commission meeting. 616 00:24:20,371 --> 00:24:22,199 Love it. I'm the king of the ambush. 617 00:24:23,897 --> 00:24:25,855 Not that I ever ambushed you. 618 00:24:25,899 --> 00:24:27,683 That's always a coincidence. 619 00:24:27,727 --> 00:24:29,206 [chuckles] 620 00:24:29,250 --> 00:24:31,252 Just... Yeah. 621 00:24:32,601 --> 00:24:33,820 [exhales] 622 00:24:33,863 --> 00:24:36,257 Must be how a predator feels, huh? 623 00:24:36,300 --> 00:24:40,566 Waiting ever so patiently in the tall grass to pounce. 624 00:24:40,609 --> 00:24:42,263 I'm a lion, Jay. 625 00:24:42,306 --> 00:24:43,656 For my country. 626 00:24:43,699 --> 00:24:46,180 Just don't screw this up. 627 00:24:46,223 --> 00:24:47,181 [door opens] 628 00:24:47,224 --> 00:24:48,399 Wait for it. 629 00:24:48,443 --> 00:24:49,531 [indistinct chatter] 630 00:24:49,575 --> 00:24:51,490 Okay, now. 631 00:24:51,533 --> 00:24:53,709 Hey, uh, Senator. 632 00:24:53,753 --> 00:24:55,363 What a coincidence. 633 00:24:55,406 --> 00:24:57,365 How's that? I was about to call you. 634 00:24:57,408 --> 00:24:59,846 But if you have a sec now, I'd-I'd love to... 635 00:24:59,889 --> 00:25:02,283 run something by you.Sure. 636 00:25:02,326 --> 00:25:04,851 Look, first, I want to apologize for the other night, okay? 637 00:25:04,894 --> 00:25:07,027 Emotions have been running high, mine especially. 638 00:25:07,070 --> 00:25:09,203 And I'd just really like you to know that I respect 639 00:25:09,246 --> 00:25:10,552 that you're in a tough spot. 640 00:25:10,596 --> 00:25:11,814 Okay. 641 00:25:11,858 --> 00:25:13,250 But now the whole country, 642 00:25:13,294 --> 00:25:14,643 including most of Arizona, 643 00:25:14,687 --> 00:25:17,907 is rallying behind M-Sec and outraged by the policy. 644 00:25:17,951 --> 00:25:20,606 So I-I'd like to revisit the idea of you sponsoring 645 00:25:20,649 --> 00:25:22,521 a bill to force Governor Barker's hand. 646 00:25:22,564 --> 00:25:25,915 My position has not changed. 647 00:25:25,959 --> 00:25:28,352 If I may, Senator, I think I have a way 648 00:25:28,396 --> 00:25:29,678 for you to help reunite the families 649 00:25:29,702 --> 00:25:31,442 and still be tough on immigration. 650 00:25:31,486 --> 00:25:32,531 How's that? 651 00:25:32,574 --> 00:25:34,141 I read every speech you've given 652 00:25:34,184 --> 00:25:35,727 over the last ten years about illegal immigration, 653 00:25:35,751 --> 00:25:38,058 and you always say the biggest underlying cause 654 00:25:38,101 --> 00:25:39,886 is the flow of drugs across the border. 655 00:25:39,929 --> 00:25:41,540 That's right. 656 00:25:41,583 --> 00:25:43,542 I have someone I'd like you to meet. 657 00:25:43,585 --> 00:25:45,935 This is Win Barrington. 658 00:25:45,979 --> 00:25:47,981 The pot lobbyist? 659 00:25:48,024 --> 00:25:50,026 [laughs] My mom reacted pretty much the same way 660 00:25:50,070 --> 00:25:51,593 when I told her what I was doing. 661 00:25:51,637 --> 00:25:53,160 So I get it. 662 00:25:53,203 --> 00:25:56,337 But, Senator, there is no better way to defang the syndicates 663 00:25:56,380 --> 00:25:57,991 and gangs trafficking over our borders 664 00:25:58,034 --> 00:26:00,123 than to take away their biggest market. 665 00:26:00,167 --> 00:26:02,604 The kingpins are terrified of legalization. 666 00:26:02,648 --> 00:26:04,780 Not only would it cripple their business, 667 00:26:04,824 --> 00:26:07,740 it would significantly curtail the flow of all illicit drugs 668 00:26:07,783 --> 00:26:09,195 over the border. Legalization of marijuana 669 00:26:09,219 --> 00:26:10,394 in certain states is already 670 00:26:10,438 --> 00:26:12,222 weakening the Mexican drug cartels. 671 00:26:12,266 --> 00:26:14,790 And marijuana grown legally in the U.S. is cheaper 672 00:26:14,834 --> 00:26:17,663 and better than what the cartels are smuggling over the border, 673 00:26:17,706 --> 00:26:20,361 which is effectively pricing the cartels out. 674 00:26:20,404 --> 00:26:23,669 I don't make policies based on theories, Mr. Barrington. 675 00:26:23,712 --> 00:26:25,279 Where's the evidence? 676 00:26:25,322 --> 00:26:27,107 [chuckles] You're right. 677 00:26:27,150 --> 00:26:29,631 That's my bad. Some people get spun by data. 678 00:26:29,675 --> 00:26:31,198 But here are the numbers. 679 00:26:31,241 --> 00:26:33,592 Ten years ago, U.S. Customs and Border Patrol seized 680 00:26:33,635 --> 00:26:36,072 over four million pounds of marijuana at the border. 681 00:26:36,116 --> 00:26:38,248 Last year, it was down to less than a million. 682 00:26:38,292 --> 00:26:40,729 And with less cartel activity, violent crime 683 00:26:40,773 --> 00:26:42,905 in border states that have legalized marijuana 684 00:26:42,949 --> 00:26:45,125 has gone down an average of 13%. 685 00:26:45,168 --> 00:26:47,431 That's why marijuana legalization is 686 00:26:47,475 --> 00:26:49,738 directly linked to stronger border security. 687 00:26:49,782 --> 00:26:53,307 861,231 pounds of marijuana were seized 688 00:26:53,350 --> 00:26:56,092 at U.S. ports of entry in 2017 versus 689 00:26:56,136 --> 00:26:57,659 2.4 million pounds in 2013 690 00:26:57,703 --> 00:27:01,271 and 4.3 million pounds in 2009. 691 00:27:01,315 --> 00:27:03,534 Okay. 692 00:27:03,578 --> 00:27:06,015 What does this have to do with me sponsoring a bill 693 00:27:06,059 --> 00:27:07,277 to pressure the governor? 694 00:27:07,321 --> 00:27:09,366 Well... You can sponsor two bills. 695 00:27:09,410 --> 00:27:11,325 Be the maverick who reaches across the aisle 696 00:27:11,368 --> 00:27:12,500 with a humane solution 697 00:27:12,543 --> 00:27:13,719 to family separation 698 00:27:13,762 --> 00:27:16,069 and a creative solution 699 00:27:16,112 --> 00:27:17,897 to get tough on immigration. 700 00:27:17,940 --> 00:27:20,421 Hold your base and expand it to a broader demo. 701 00:27:20,464 --> 00:27:22,815 WIN: Not only that. The marijuana lobby is 702 00:27:22,858 --> 00:27:25,339 incredibly well-funded. Um, one of my biggest initiatives 703 00:27:25,382 --> 00:27:27,167 as their chief lobbyist is to figure out 704 00:27:27,210 --> 00:27:29,082 where best to invest those funds. 705 00:27:29,125 --> 00:27:31,103 You have a tough reelection coming up next cycle, Senator... Win, enough. 706 00:27:31,127 --> 00:27:32,278 And I'd like to... Win, Win. 707 00:27:32,302 --> 00:27:34,304 Okay. So what do you say, 708 00:27:34,348 --> 00:27:36,263 Senator? 709 00:27:49,711 --> 00:27:51,582 I speak English. 710 00:27:51,626 --> 00:27:52,671 You don't have to treat me 711 00:27:52,714 --> 00:27:53,976 like a peasant. 712 00:27:54,020 --> 00:27:55,978 Okay. Well, I don't... 713 00:27:56,022 --> 00:27:58,067 [chuckles] I mean, I don't look at it that way. 714 00:27:58,111 --> 00:27:59,697 I'm just proud of both my languages and cultures. 715 00:27:59,721 --> 00:28:01,525 This is your culture now, how you go around in the world. 716 00:28:01,549 --> 00:28:03,420 I was talking about the Irish side. 717 00:28:03,464 --> 00:28:05,771 Your mother... always so wild. 718 00:28:05,814 --> 00:28:07,642 How could you turn out any other way? 719 00:28:07,686 --> 00:28:08,793 [chuckles]: What are you talking about? 720 00:28:08,817 --> 00:28:11,037 She wanted me to go to cotillion. 721 00:28:11,080 --> 00:28:14,344 Yeah, I'm not the progeny either of you had in mind. 722 00:28:14,388 --> 00:28:15,911 How is she? 723 00:28:15,955 --> 00:28:17,130 Still in Florida. 724 00:28:17,173 --> 00:28:18,566 Doing community theater.[chuckles] 725 00:28:18,609 --> 00:28:19,935 Probably happy. She always thought 726 00:28:19,959 --> 00:28:21,612 she was a star. 727 00:28:21,656 --> 00:28:23,919 Too good for me and this place. 728 00:28:23,963 --> 00:28:25,268 That, you got from her. 729 00:28:25,312 --> 00:28:27,096 Moving all over. 730 00:28:27,140 --> 00:28:28,358 Washington, 731 00:28:28,402 --> 00:28:30,578 California, politics, avocados... Hey. 732 00:28:30,621 --> 00:28:32,928 Okay. Right. Right... writing a book, airing out 733 00:28:32,972 --> 00:28:34,625 all your dirty laundry. My laundry's 734 00:28:34,669 --> 00:28:35,777 pretty clean, actually, so... 735 00:28:35,801 --> 00:28:36,758 Telling the world 736 00:28:36,802 --> 00:28:38,107 who you want to sleep with. 737 00:28:38,151 --> 00:28:39,456 Yeah. Yeah. You like girls, 738 00:28:39,500 --> 00:28:41,110 you like boys.Yeah. 739 00:28:41,154 --> 00:28:43,156 What is your daughter supposed to think? 740 00:28:43,199 --> 00:28:44,524 Desi's fine, by the way. Thank you for asking. 741 00:28:44,548 --> 00:28:47,116 No. 742 00:28:47,160 --> 00:28:49,379 I'm not doing this. It's not why I'm here. 743 00:28:49,423 --> 00:28:50,163 [clears throat] 744 00:28:50,206 --> 00:28:52,731 Look, I am here... 745 00:28:54,123 --> 00:28:56,256 Come on. You've seen the news. 746 00:28:56,299 --> 00:28:58,824 Things aren't good here. 747 00:28:58,867 --> 00:29:00,453 And I'm just... I'm-I'm worried about you. 748 00:29:00,477 --> 00:29:03,176 I have a green card. 749 00:29:03,219 --> 00:29:04,525 I'm legal. 750 00:29:04,568 --> 00:29:06,353 Never have I worked here illegally. 751 00:29:06,396 --> 00:29:07,789 I know. And there was 752 00:29:07,833 --> 00:29:10,096 a time when that would've been enough. But... 753 00:29:10,139 --> 00:29:12,707 you know what, these days, I'm not so sure. 754 00:29:12,751 --> 00:29:14,491 I would feel better if you had citizenship. 755 00:29:14,535 --> 00:29:16,972 I brought the forms. 756 00:29:17,016 --> 00:29:19,670 I filled them all out. All you have to do is, um, 757 00:29:19,714 --> 00:29:21,977 sign and initial a couple places 758 00:29:22,021 --> 00:29:24,806 and then send them in, okay? 759 00:29:24,850 --> 00:29:27,896 Once you're in the system, you're more protected. 760 00:29:27,940 --> 00:29:28,984 [sighs] 761 00:29:29,028 --> 00:29:31,247 Okay? 762 00:29:31,291 --> 00:29:33,597 Tell me you'll do it. 763 00:29:33,641 --> 00:29:36,122 Tell me you'll do it. 764 00:29:53,530 --> 00:29:55,315 [sighs] You know what, 765 00:29:55,358 --> 00:29:57,578 I was born this way. 766 00:29:57,621 --> 00:29:59,885 But I was also raised by a father 767 00:29:59,928 --> 00:30:02,931 who encouraged me to live my life on my own terms. 768 00:30:02,975 --> 00:30:04,890 And that's exactly what I'm doing. 769 00:30:11,897 --> 00:30:13,550 [lock buzzes, door closes] 770 00:30:13,594 --> 00:30:14,725 HENRY: Babe? 771 00:30:14,769 --> 00:30:16,249 You in there? 772 00:30:16,292 --> 00:30:18,338 Oh, my God. 773 00:30:18,381 --> 00:30:20,470 Yes. Oh, I am 774 00:30:20,514 --> 00:30:22,864 so happy to see you. Hi. 775 00:30:22,908 --> 00:30:24,823 Hi, hi, hi.Hi. Hi. That's quite a... 776 00:30:24,866 --> 00:30:26,041 setup. How are you holding up? 777 00:30:26,085 --> 00:30:27,826 I'm okay, I'm okay. Yeah? 778 00:30:27,869 --> 00:30:29,871 Um, I just got some news that, 779 00:30:29,915 --> 00:30:32,700 uh, Morejon has agreed to sponsor the bill 780 00:30:32,743 --> 00:30:34,615 putting pressure on Arizona to end 781 00:30:34,658 --> 00:30:36,835 the family separation policy. 782 00:30:36,878 --> 00:30:38,924 So they're fast-tracking it to the floor, 783 00:30:38,967 --> 00:30:41,361 and it looks like they'll have enough votes. 784 00:30:41,404 --> 00:30:43,121 That's incredible. How did you pull that off? Yeah. 785 00:30:43,145 --> 00:30:46,453 Jay and a very passionate pot lobbyist, 786 00:30:46,496 --> 00:30:48,107 who actually caused. 787 00:30:48,150 --> 00:30:50,587 Jay's basketball injury trying to get a sit-down with me. 788 00:30:50,631 --> 00:30:52,478 And do you really want me to keep talking about this? Nope. 789 00:30:52,502 --> 00:30:54,243 No. I just... I'm glad it worked out. 790 00:30:54,287 --> 00:30:57,986 Yeah, well, it's not entirely worked out though. 791 00:30:58,030 --> 00:31:01,424 Barker is threatening to fight the bill in court 792 00:31:01,468 --> 00:31:04,427 as an unconstitutional violation of the commandeering doctrine 793 00:31:04,471 --> 00:31:05,951 under the Tenth Amendment. 794 00:31:05,994 --> 00:31:09,302 So, we may lose support from senators afraid 795 00:31:09,345 --> 00:31:11,391 of triggering a constitutional crisis. 796 00:31:11,434 --> 00:31:12,914 Well, don't go there yet. 797 00:31:12,958 --> 00:31:15,961 Barker might just be posturing.[chuckles]: Yeah. 798 00:31:16,004 --> 00:31:19,747 Well, he-he's got pretty good follow-through, too. 799 00:31:19,790 --> 00:31:21,749 You know? [chuckles] Yeah. 800 00:31:21,792 --> 00:31:23,707 You realize we're not gonna get back in time 801 00:31:23,751 --> 00:31:25,013 for the vow renewal. 802 00:31:25,057 --> 00:31:27,842 I know. And I'm so sorry, Henry. 803 00:31:27,886 --> 00:31:29,341 And I promise I'm gonna make it up to... 804 00:31:29,365 --> 00:31:30,584 I'm way ahead of you. 805 00:31:30,627 --> 00:31:32,368 Since we can't be in D.C., 806 00:31:32,412 --> 00:31:34,370 I brought D.C. to us. 807 00:31:34,414 --> 00:31:36,895 [whistles] 808 00:31:36,938 --> 00:31:39,071 Surprise! Surprise! ELIZABETH: Oh! 809 00:31:39,114 --> 00:31:41,334 Oh, my! Hi! Hi, hi. STEVIE: Have wedding party, 810 00:31:41,377 --> 00:31:43,007 will travel! Better make it quick though. 811 00:31:43,031 --> 00:31:44,685 We got two more gigs after this one, so... 812 00:31:44,728 --> 00:31:46,861 Are you okay? Oh, yeah. I'm okay. I'm fine. 813 00:31:46,905 --> 00:31:48,471 Hi.Hi, my sweetie. 814 00:31:48,515 --> 00:31:50,865 I brought you your dream dress. 815 00:31:50,909 --> 00:31:51,997 What? 816 00:31:52,040 --> 00:31:54,608 With the perfect shoes. 817 00:31:54,651 --> 00:31:56,281 And the perfect jewelry.[gasps] Let me see. 818 00:31:56,305 --> 00:31:58,307 And I am right. 819 00:31:58,351 --> 00:31:59,918 [laughing] 820 00:31:59,961 --> 00:32:02,137 And Father Dinardo? 821 00:32:02,181 --> 00:32:03,981 Oh, yeah. You mentioned you, uh, got arraigned 822 00:32:04,009 --> 00:32:05,769 with this really cool priest, so I tracked him down. 823 00:32:05,793 --> 00:32:06,881 He's gonna officiate. 824 00:32:06,925 --> 00:32:07,882 I'm happy to oblige. 825 00:32:07,926 --> 00:32:09,231 I have a feeling you two 826 00:32:09,275 --> 00:32:11,494 are gonna make it.[chuckling] 827 00:32:11,538 --> 00:32:13,583 Eh... Oh, I don't even know what to say. 828 00:32:13,627 --> 00:32:15,672 This is just so... 829 00:32:15,716 --> 00:32:17,979 this is amazing. 830 00:32:18,023 --> 00:32:21,156 Oh, Henry, this isn't exactly your... 831 00:32:21,200 --> 00:32:23,419 dream church wedding. 832 00:32:23,463 --> 00:32:25,528 We're here because you're trying to keep families together. 833 00:32:25,552 --> 00:32:28,294 I can't imagine anything more holy than that. 834 00:32:28,337 --> 00:32:29,948 So, come on. Let's get you dressed.Okay. 835 00:32:29,991 --> 00:32:31,012 Okay, okay, okay, okay. We're on the clock. 836 00:32:31,036 --> 00:32:32,472 8:22 approaches! 837 00:32:38,347 --> 00:32:41,176 ♪ 838 00:32:43,004 --> 00:32:45,354 Wow. Whew.[gasps] Mom. 839 00:32:45,398 --> 00:32:47,313 Do you like it? 840 00:32:47,356 --> 00:32:48,314 I love it. 841 00:32:48,357 --> 00:32:49,837 Oh, gosh. 842 00:32:49,880 --> 00:32:51,578 Ali, you nailed it. 843 00:32:51,621 --> 00:32:54,929 Oh! And look at you, 007. 844 00:32:54,973 --> 00:32:55,930 [chuckles] 845 00:32:55,974 --> 00:32:58,541 Ooh, one final touch.Oh. 846 00:32:58,585 --> 00:33:00,911 STEVIE: Oh, yeah. Don't forget. JASON: Yeah, we put a file in there, so just, you know... 847 00:33:00,935 --> 00:33:02,855 Everybody scrunch together for the Godfathershot. 848 00:33:02,893 --> 00:33:05,026 Mike, I said... You said no publicity. 849 00:33:05,070 --> 00:33:06,245 But this is a wedding photo. 850 00:33:06,288 --> 00:33:07,700 Don't you want to capture the moment? 851 00:33:07,724 --> 00:33:09,291 Babe, he's got a point. 852 00:33:09,335 --> 00:33:10,747 Okay, okay, but just... We just have... 853 00:33:10,771 --> 00:33:13,469 Oh, this is for personal use only.Absolutely. 854 00:33:13,513 --> 00:33:14,731 We can decide later. 855 00:33:14,775 --> 00:33:16,559 Okay, make it work. Make it like it's art. 856 00:33:16,603 --> 00:33:18,474 Between the bars. Okay. 857 00:33:18,518 --> 00:33:20,694 Smile. Okay, not so much teeth. 858 00:33:20,737 --> 00:33:22,696 There you go. 859 00:33:22,739 --> 00:33:24,350 That's perfect. 860 00:33:24,393 --> 00:33:26,047 There it is. Get that one. 861 00:33:26,091 --> 00:33:27,894 Right there. Okay, come on, come on. We got to get started. 862 00:33:27,918 --> 00:33:30,399 ELIZABETH: Okay. Brothers and sisters, 863 00:33:30,443 --> 00:33:32,010 we are gathered here today to celebrate 864 00:33:32,053 --> 00:33:33,924 a renewal of love and commitment 865 00:33:33,968 --> 00:33:37,319 that was first realized 30 years ago today. 866 00:33:37,363 --> 00:33:40,322 I understand Henry and Elizabeth have prepared their own vows 867 00:33:40,366 --> 00:33:42,324 for the renewal of their marriage. 868 00:33:42,368 --> 00:33:44,718 [whispering]: Crap. 869 00:33:44,761 --> 00:33:47,112 You go first. All right. 870 00:33:47,155 --> 00:33:50,941 Um, these aren't really traditional vows. 871 00:33:50,985 --> 00:33:52,465 It's a letter I found in the basement 872 00:33:52,508 --> 00:33:54,249 when I was cleaning it out after the flood. 873 00:33:54,293 --> 00:33:57,252 I wrote it 874 00:33:57,296 --> 00:33:58,601 the night before we were married. 875 00:34:00,690 --> 00:34:02,910 "Dear Elabet..." 876 00:34:02,953 --> 00:34:05,565 [laughs]That's an inside joke, so just... 877 00:34:05,608 --> 00:34:07,480 "Tomorrow is the day 878 00:34:07,523 --> 00:34:09,395 "that we begin our magical mystery tour, 879 00:34:09,438 --> 00:34:11,416 and I've never been more eager to embark."[all laugh] 880 00:34:11,440 --> 00:34:13,225 I was 26. Give me a break. 881 00:34:13,268 --> 00:34:16,489 Keep going."I know it's not the easiest way 882 00:34:16,532 --> 00:34:19,013 "to start a marriage, watching me head off to war, 883 00:34:19,057 --> 00:34:21,929 "but you have nothing to worry about, 884 00:34:21,972 --> 00:34:23,646 "because there's not a force on Earth that could keep me 885 00:34:23,670 --> 00:34:25,411 "from coming back to you. 886 00:34:25,454 --> 00:34:28,196 "And to all the things that are waiting for us, 887 00:34:28,240 --> 00:34:30,459 "like more of those midnight mac and cheese dinners... 888 00:34:30,503 --> 00:34:32,505 [chuckles]"...watching you 889 00:34:32,548 --> 00:34:34,159 go crazy shopping for pillows..." 890 00:34:34,202 --> 00:34:35,508 [whispers]: You still do that. 891 00:34:35,551 --> 00:34:37,510 "And hiking in the Blue Ridge Mountains 892 00:34:37,553 --> 00:34:39,642 "when the air gets crisp 893 00:34:39,686 --> 00:34:42,297 and the leaves are turning..." 894 00:34:42,341 --> 00:34:44,734 [clears throat] "and we can see forever." 895 00:34:46,736 --> 00:34:48,695 "And the way that you..." 896 00:34:48,738 --> 00:34:51,045 Whoa, okay. 897 00:34:51,089 --> 00:34:53,458 I'm gonna have to skip this part 'cause the kids are here.[laughs] 898 00:34:53,482 --> 00:34:56,398 [groans]"These are the moments I will hold in my mind 899 00:34:56,442 --> 00:34:57,791 "while I'm away. 900 00:34:57,834 --> 00:34:58,985 "And the images of the adventures 901 00:34:59,009 --> 00:35:01,490 "we haven't even started. 902 00:35:01,534 --> 00:35:03,971 "The faces of the children we'll have. 903 00:35:04,014 --> 00:35:06,060 "Two for sure, three if we're lucky. 904 00:35:06,104 --> 00:35:09,019 "I know you lost too much family too soon, 905 00:35:09,063 --> 00:35:11,979 "and I'm so happy to be the one to help you rebuild that. 906 00:35:12,022 --> 00:35:14,721 "On that note, no more Peter Frampton concerts 907 00:35:14,764 --> 00:35:16,331 "while I'm away. 908 00:35:16,375 --> 00:35:19,943 "I can't wait for tomorrow and all our tomorrows. 909 00:35:19,987 --> 00:35:21,162 "As the poet said, 910 00:35:21,206 --> 00:35:25,210 "Elabet, grow old along with me. 911 00:35:25,253 --> 00:35:29,039 "The best is yet to be. 912 00:35:29,083 --> 00:35:31,346 "Yours forever. 913 00:35:31,390 --> 00:35:33,043 Hank." 914 00:35:33,087 --> 00:35:36,177 The best is yet to be. I remember that. 915 00:35:36,221 --> 00:35:39,615 I love that. 916 00:35:39,659 --> 00:35:41,661 Your dad's the best romantic. 917 00:35:41,704 --> 00:35:43,619 And I was just... 918 00:35:43,663 --> 00:35:46,405 smitten. 919 00:35:46,448 --> 00:35:49,147 And smart enough to fall 920 00:35:49,190 --> 00:35:52,193 for the ridiculously handsome fighter pilot 921 00:35:52,237 --> 00:35:55,370 who could quote saints and write letters like that. 922 00:35:55,414 --> 00:35:58,373 Thank you for... 923 00:35:58,417 --> 00:36:01,289 for blinding me with your love and words 924 00:36:01,333 --> 00:36:03,204 for the last quarter of a century, Henry. 925 00:36:03,248 --> 00:36:05,728 And thank you for getting me. 926 00:36:05,772 --> 00:36:08,209 For always knowing what to say. 927 00:36:08,253 --> 00:36:10,777 [chuckles]: And for telling the best jokes. 928 00:36:10,820 --> 00:36:14,346 And for... 929 00:36:14,389 --> 00:36:16,304 going to see what that noise was. 930 00:36:16,348 --> 00:36:19,133 And for never hesitating 931 00:36:19,177 --> 00:36:21,266 to go on a wild ride with me. 932 00:36:21,309 --> 00:36:25,835 Going forward, I promise 933 00:36:25,879 --> 00:36:28,882 to always leave just enough ice cream in the carton, 934 00:36:28,925 --> 00:36:30,231 especially the mocha fudge. 935 00:36:30,275 --> 00:36:32,407 To not yell at the news in the morning 936 00:36:32,451 --> 00:36:34,124 or stay up too late watching cooking shows, 937 00:36:34,148 --> 00:36:35,212 unless you want to watch them with me. 938 00:36:35,236 --> 00:36:38,587 And to always 939 00:36:38,631 --> 00:36:41,199 give you first shot at the appliances before I call Earl. 940 00:36:41,242 --> 00:36:43,462 And to not ask you 941 00:36:43,505 --> 00:36:46,116 what you think about what I'm wearing 942 00:36:46,160 --> 00:36:47,553 unless I really want to know. 943 00:36:47,596 --> 00:36:49,381 And... 944 00:36:49,424 --> 00:36:53,167 I will love you with everything I've got. 945 00:36:53,211 --> 00:36:55,822 To the walk-in bathtub and beyond, 946 00:36:55,865 --> 00:37:00,261 wherever all your saints think it is we'll end up. 947 00:37:00,305 --> 00:37:03,612 Because I'll go with you always and anywhere, 948 00:37:03,656 --> 00:37:06,224 Henry McCord. 949 00:37:06,267 --> 00:37:08,269 FATHER DINARDO: I understand 950 00:37:08,313 --> 00:37:10,097 the McCord children have something to add. 951 00:37:10,140 --> 00:37:11,751 [phone vibrating] 952 00:37:11,794 --> 00:37:15,798 Yeah, uh... thanks for having us. 953 00:37:15,842 --> 00:37:17,800 [chuckles]STEVIE: I'm sorry, Father Dinardo. 954 00:37:17,844 --> 00:37:19,300 There's a message from the White House. 955 00:37:19,324 --> 00:37:21,108 FATHER DINARDO: Happens all the time. 956 00:37:21,151 --> 00:37:22,457 It's from Russell. 957 00:37:22,501 --> 00:37:24,459 We got the votes. 958 00:37:24,503 --> 00:37:26,853 Oh! With Morejon's bill passed, 959 00:37:26,896 --> 00:37:28,768 Governor Douche...[chuckles] 960 00:37:28,811 --> 00:37:32,380 Governor Barker, um, admitted defeat 961 00:37:32,424 --> 00:37:35,078 and announced that he's ending the separation policy. 962 00:37:35,122 --> 00:37:37,255 Children will be reunited with their parents 963 00:37:37,298 --> 00:37:38,623 as soon as the order comes through. 964 00:37:38,647 --> 00:37:40,258 And Mom will be released 965 00:37:40,301 --> 00:37:41,931 with all charges dropped. ELIZABETH: Yay! 966 00:37:41,955 --> 00:37:43,217 [all laugh] 967 00:37:43,261 --> 00:37:44,871 Ooh, and, uh... 968 00:37:44,914 --> 00:37:46,655 guess what time it is. 969 00:37:46,699 --> 00:37:48,962 It's perfect. 970 00:37:49,005 --> 00:37:51,007 FATHER DINARDO: You may kiss the bride. 971 00:37:51,051 --> 00:37:53,314 Since you are. 972 00:37:53,358 --> 00:37:55,142 Okay. Oh, my God. This is so sweet, isn't it? 973 00:37:55,185 --> 00:37:57,275 All I see is a book cover. 974 00:38:02,236 --> 00:38:05,239 This way. This way. Mama! 975 00:38:05,283 --> 00:38:07,981 [women speaking Spanish] 976 00:38:08,024 --> 00:38:09,939 [sobbing] 977 00:38:12,942 --> 00:38:14,857 ♪ 978 00:38:34,703 --> 00:38:36,401 We're all standing here. Just tell us. 979 00:38:36,444 --> 00:38:38,316 Just tell the joke. I love to laugh. 980 00:38:38,359 --> 00:38:39,597 You have to tell it now. I-I can't. 981 00:38:39,621 --> 00:38:41,231 There's a visual. It needs a prop. 982 00:38:41,275 --> 00:38:44,017 Oh.Well, look at that. 983 00:38:44,060 --> 00:38:46,280 Where did these come from? Just tell it. 984 00:38:46,324 --> 00:38:48,413 All right. You ready? 985 00:38:48,456 --> 00:38:49,694 How do you get all the rabbits in the world 986 00:38:49,718 --> 00:38:51,043 in this room using just these two items? 987 00:38:51,067 --> 00:38:53,200 No clue. How? 988 00:38:55,550 --> 00:38:58,118 Calling all rabbits. Calling all rabbits. 989 00:38:58,161 --> 00:39:00,250 [Elizabeth laughing] 990 00:39:00,294 --> 00:39:02,165 I love that joke. 991 00:39:02,209 --> 00:39:04,298 You got to tell Conrad. 992 00:39:04,342 --> 00:39:07,083 Come here. That's the laugh that changed the world right there. 993 00:39:07,127 --> 00:39:09,695 I don't... I don't get it. 994 00:39:09,738 --> 00:39:12,872 Sliders are coming back around. I'm in prime position. 995 00:39:12,915 --> 00:39:14,787 I'm staking out the crab puffs. Incredible. 996 00:39:14,830 --> 00:39:17,529 I'd body check somebody for a crab puff. Right? 997 00:39:17,572 --> 00:39:22,011 This is by far the best jail-centric vow renewal 998 00:39:22,055 --> 00:39:24,120 after-party I've ever had the privilege of attending. 999 00:39:24,144 --> 00:39:25,145 JAY: No contest. 1000 00:39:25,188 --> 00:39:27,843 Seriously, did anybody get that joke? 1001 00:39:27,887 --> 00:39:29,386 MATT: Dude, your assistant, uh... Well, yes. 1002 00:39:29,410 --> 00:39:32,239 Told me she was typing up the notes from your phone. 1003 00:39:32,282 --> 00:39:36,417 Did you really want to pitch small farm animal pajamas 1004 00:39:36,461 --> 00:39:38,593 to the Department of Agriculture? 1005 00:39:40,508 --> 00:39:43,685 Oh, I thought I dreamed that. 1006 00:39:43,729 --> 00:39:47,385 You guys, is this the best party ever or what? 1007 00:39:47,428 --> 00:39:48,734 KAT: I was just saying that. 1008 00:39:48,777 --> 00:39:50,015 If you don't count, I don't know, 1009 00:39:50,039 --> 00:39:51,234 three or four inaugural balls. 1010 00:39:51,258 --> 00:39:53,347 ELIZABETH: You look tired. 1011 00:39:53,391 --> 00:39:55,523 I'm out. Killer joke, by the way. 1012 00:39:55,567 --> 00:39:56,935 [laughing]: I know. I know. JAY: Hey. 1013 00:39:56,959 --> 00:39:58,284 Hey, while everybody's here, I just want to say, 1014 00:39:58,308 --> 00:40:00,876 now that the border security deal is back on track, 1015 00:40:00,920 --> 00:40:03,401 we are gonna need to prepare for discussions 1016 00:40:03,444 --> 00:40:06,708 with Mexico about cooperation on drug enforcement policy 1017 00:40:06,752 --> 00:40:09,034 and the ramifications of federal legalization of marijuana. 1018 00:40:09,058 --> 00:40:10,233 So, Blake, 1019 00:40:10,277 --> 00:40:11,670 you'll be spearheading 1020 00:40:11,713 --> 00:40:13,411 the briefing materials, with support 1021 00:40:13,454 --> 00:40:15,064 from Senator Morejon's office. 1022 00:40:15,108 --> 00:40:17,850 We've got a lot of work to do tomorrow, so can we... 1023 00:40:17,893 --> 00:40:19,373 But tonight, 1024 00:40:19,417 --> 00:40:20,853 we're gonna celebrate. 1025 00:40:20,896 --> 00:40:23,595 Because we have earned celebrating together. 1026 00:40:23,638 --> 00:40:25,466 KAT: Hear, hear.Yes. Cheers. 1027 00:40:25,510 --> 00:40:28,600 Salud. Then again, 1028 00:40:28,643 --> 00:40:30,993 while I've got you here, 1029 00:40:31,037 --> 00:40:34,083 all dressed up in your party clothes together, 1030 00:40:34,127 --> 00:40:36,999 and stuffed up with crab puffs... Mm-hmm. 1031 00:40:37,043 --> 00:40:39,132 Seems like a good time 1032 00:40:39,175 --> 00:40:41,961 to tell you that I am going to run for president. 1033 00:40:42,004 --> 00:40:44,180 What? President? I'm shocked. Get out. 1034 00:40:44,224 --> 00:40:47,401 Not a big surprise. 1035 00:40:47,445 --> 00:40:49,534 But, um, I'm not going to officially announce 1036 00:40:49,577 --> 00:40:51,666 for a little while. 1037 00:40:51,710 --> 00:40:54,190 The most important part is 1038 00:40:54,234 --> 00:40:56,976 there's no way I ever could have gotten here 1039 00:40:57,019 --> 00:40:58,281 without every one of you. 1040 00:40:58,325 --> 00:41:02,329 And there is no way 1041 00:41:02,372 --> 00:41:04,418 I'm going on this journey 1042 00:41:04,462 --> 00:41:07,334 without every one of you. 1043 00:41:07,377 --> 00:41:10,598 If you-you want to... MATT: I can make some time. 1044 00:41:10,642 --> 00:41:12,165 I'm probably in.[others grumbling] 1045 00:41:12,208 --> 00:41:14,341 Oh, stop. Bring it in. 1046 00:41:14,384 --> 00:41:16,212 ALL: Cheers. 1047 00:41:16,256 --> 00:41:17,997 Cheers, Madam President. 1048 00:41:18,040 --> 00:41:20,018 ["Baby, I Love Your Way" by Peter Frampton playing] 1049 00:41:20,042 --> 00:41:21,696 ♪ 1050 00:41:24,133 --> 00:41:27,267 Oh, this... 1051 00:41:27,310 --> 00:41:29,399 ♪ Shadows grow so long... 1052 00:41:29,443 --> 00:41:30,705 I love this song. 1053 00:41:30,749 --> 00:41:32,272 I love it. This is my favorite song. 1054 00:41:32,315 --> 00:41:33,336 I just want to turn it up. 1055 00:41:33,360 --> 00:41:35,144 ♪ And they're moving 1056 00:41:35,188 --> 00:41:36,537 Oh, my God. 1057 00:41:36,581 --> 00:41:38,539 ♪ Across the page Oh, my God. 1058 00:41:38,583 --> 00:41:40,759 Oh, my God. Oh, man. 1059 00:41:40,802 --> 00:41:43,631 It's Peter Frampton.♪ Suddenly, the day turns into night ♪ 1060 00:41:43,675 --> 00:41:44,632 Ah! 1061 00:41:44,676 --> 00:41:46,242 [applause] 1062 00:41:46,286 --> 00:41:48,331 ELIZABETH: This is Peter Frampton.♪ Far away 1063 00:41:48,375 --> 00:41:52,553 In my house!♪ From the city 1064 00:41:52,597 --> 00:41:54,686 I'm your biggest fan. 1065 00:41:54,729 --> 00:41:57,297 The feeling's mutual, Madam Secretary. 1066 00:41:57,340 --> 00:41:58,709 And I-I believe I'm playing your song. 1067 00:41:58,733 --> 00:42:02,215 ♪ But don't 1068 00:42:02,258 --> 00:42:05,610 ♪ Hesitate 1069 00:42:05,653 --> 00:42:08,656 ♪ Yeah, your love 1070 00:42:08,700 --> 00:42:11,572 ♪ Won't wait, yeah 1071 00:42:11,616 --> 00:42:14,444 ♪ Ooh 1072 00:42:14,488 --> 00:42:17,622 ♪ Ooh, baby, I love your way 1073 00:42:17,665 --> 00:42:21,016 ♪ Every day 1074 00:42:21,060 --> 00:42:24,280 ♪ I want to tell you I love your way ♪ 1075 00:42:24,324 --> 00:42:28,023 ♪ Every way 1076 00:42:28,067 --> 00:42:30,548 ♪ I want to be with you night and day ♪ 1077 00:42:32,637 --> 00:42:33,725 ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 1078 00:42:37,816 --> 00:42:39,557 Captioning sponsored by CBS 1079 00:42:39,600 --> 00:42:41,820 and TOYOTA. 1080 00:42:41,863 --> 00:42:44,605 Captioned by Media Access Group at WGBH access.wgbh.org 1081 00:42:44,649 --> 00:42:46,564 [cheers and applause]