1 00:00:16,933 --> 00:00:18,183 [sighs] 2 00:00:18,268 --> 00:00:20,268 [sirens wailing in distance] 3 00:00:23,523 --> 00:00:24,403 [sighs] 4 00:00:27,027 --> 00:00:29,067 Yeah, okay. It's cool. 5 00:00:30,155 --> 00:00:31,155 Cool? 6 00:00:32,323 --> 00:00:35,123 This is the most beautiful view in all of Los Angeles. 7 00:00:35,702 --> 00:00:39,292 One that only angels and very persistent pigeons get to see. 8 00:00:41,541 --> 00:00:43,841 You didn't bring me up here to show me the view. 9 00:00:45,045 --> 00:00:45,915 What's up? 10 00:00:46,004 --> 00:00:48,844 [exhales] Can't get anything past you, can I? 11 00:00:48,923 --> 00:00:50,013 [chuckles] 12 00:00:51,342 --> 00:00:52,802 Once upon a time, 13 00:00:53,762 --> 00:00:56,562 I made your Aunt Maze mad. [grunts] 14 00:00:57,432 --> 00:00:58,892 The following morning, 15 00:00:58,975 --> 00:01:02,435 I awoke to find my bed crawling with southern widows. 16 00:01:02,520 --> 00:01:04,400 Not the good kind. The spider kind. 17 00:01:05,190 --> 00:01:08,150 My whiskey gone, replaced with urine. 18 00:01:08,943 --> 00:01:10,863 I expected more of my favorite aunt. 19 00:01:10,945 --> 00:01:13,865 Oh, she also did something far more heinous. 20 00:01:15,241 --> 00:01:17,871 She shorted all of my suits. [shudders] 21 00:01:19,245 --> 00:01:21,285 -That's more like it. -[groans] 22 00:01:21,372 --> 00:01:24,422 -So, did you have it coming? -Well, you tell me. 23 00:01:25,001 --> 00:01:26,841 I ate the last of her Froot Loops. 24 00:01:26,920 --> 00:01:28,590 [both laugh] 25 00:01:30,048 --> 00:01:31,048 All that's to say, 26 00:01:31,132 --> 00:01:34,512 I can't imagine what she'll do to you if you miss her wedding. 27 00:01:34,594 --> 00:01:36,814 Eve told me that you RSVP'd "no," 28 00:01:36,888 --> 00:01:39,598 which is a fact she's been wise to conceal from her future wife. 29 00:01:40,475 --> 00:01:43,265 Yeah, why would Maze even care? She doesn't know me yet. 30 00:01:43,353 --> 00:01:45,863 You haven't given her much of a chance to get to know you. 31 00:01:45,939 --> 00:01:47,689 Or anyone else for that matter. 32 00:01:47,774 --> 00:01:49,944 Now, this wedding's an opportunity to fix that. 33 00:01:50,443 --> 00:01:51,403 Yeah? 34 00:01:51,486 --> 00:01:54,486 -And how would you even introduce me? -I'll tell people the truth. 35 00:01:54,572 --> 00:01:56,662 -You can't tell people I've time-traveled. -Why not? 36 00:01:56,741 --> 00:01:59,081 I tell them I'm the Devil, it tends to go over… 37 00:01:59,869 --> 00:02:02,709 Well, I guess reviews are mixed at this point. 38 00:02:02,789 --> 00:02:05,079 But the important people already know about you. 39 00:02:07,043 --> 00:02:09,093 It's actually worse with people who know. 40 00:02:09,170 --> 00:02:12,590 They keep asking me about their fate, and I can't tell them anything. 41 00:02:12,674 --> 00:02:15,644 I mean, what if I say something that messes with the future? 42 00:02:16,469 --> 00:02:17,429 [sighs] 43 00:02:18,304 --> 00:02:21,724 And besides, I don't-- I don't have anything to wear, so… 44 00:02:21,808 --> 00:02:24,098 Oh, well, that is unacceptable. 45 00:02:24,185 --> 00:02:25,895 My tailor would be personally offended 46 00:02:25,979 --> 00:02:28,439 if I didn't allow them to help you out in this time of need. 47 00:02:29,023 --> 00:02:30,783 They're a total genius. 48 00:02:30,859 --> 00:02:33,319 Saved me after the short-suiting debacle. 49 00:02:33,403 --> 00:02:36,453 Here, I'm going tonight for a fitting. Join me. 50 00:02:36,531 --> 00:02:38,951 We could coordinate outfits. 51 00:02:39,033 --> 00:02:40,583 Get matching cummerbunds, perhaps. 52 00:02:42,453 --> 00:02:44,163 No? Okay. 53 00:02:44,247 --> 00:02:48,377 We could find something else that doesn't make you make that face. 54 00:02:48,960 --> 00:02:49,790 No. 55 00:02:51,546 --> 00:02:52,546 I just-- 56 00:02:53,464 --> 00:02:54,304 No. 57 00:02:55,425 --> 00:02:56,255 Right. 58 00:02:57,218 --> 00:02:59,638 Well, I'll be there, if you change your mind. 59 00:02:59,721 --> 00:03:03,471 Not that I expect you usually do, but a father can dream. 60 00:03:15,778 --> 00:03:18,198 I was wrong, Amenadiel. 61 00:03:18,281 --> 00:03:21,331 So wrong. I mean, I followed my father into this job 62 00:03:21,409 --> 00:03:24,449 and because I believed in him, I believed in the system, 63 00:03:24,537 --> 00:03:27,117 but I never imagined this. 64 00:03:27,832 --> 00:03:29,292 All complaints against Reiben? 65 00:03:29,375 --> 00:03:30,245 Not just him. 66 00:03:30,335 --> 00:03:33,165 Dozens of officers, hundreds of complaints. 67 00:03:34,505 --> 00:03:37,795 Yeah, so much for the "one bad apple" defense, right? 68 00:03:37,884 --> 00:03:41,684 And the brass signed off on all of these, and nothing happened. 69 00:03:42,263 --> 00:03:43,773 I should have believed you. 70 00:03:44,474 --> 00:03:46,644 I'm just glad we're on the same page now, Chloe. 71 00:03:46,726 --> 00:03:48,686 I'm sorry it took so long. 72 00:03:48,770 --> 00:03:50,690 [inhales] But my father taught me 73 00:03:50,772 --> 00:03:53,942 that when you see injustice, you confront it, so I'm going back. 74 00:03:54,859 --> 00:03:56,029 To the LAPD. 75 00:03:56,819 --> 00:03:59,609 I wanna help you and Sonya clean this up from the inside. 76 00:03:59,697 --> 00:04:00,907 Wow. 77 00:04:00,990 --> 00:04:02,990 I mean, that's-- that's-- that's great. 78 00:04:03,076 --> 00:04:05,746 We need all the help that we can get, but what about Lucifer? 79 00:04:05,828 --> 00:04:07,908 What about being God's consultant? 80 00:04:07,997 --> 00:04:09,167 [inhales] 81 00:04:09,249 --> 00:04:11,999 Uh, the "God" thing is on hold for right now. 82 00:04:12,085 --> 00:04:14,205 Lucifer doesn't feel comfortable going to Heaven 83 00:04:14,295 --> 00:04:16,455 until he's patched things up with Rory. 84 00:04:16,547 --> 00:04:18,257 And, you know, I agree. 85 00:04:19,133 --> 00:04:21,343 He's gonna have to go up eventually, Chloe. 86 00:04:22,053 --> 00:04:23,643 How does he feel about you staying? 87 00:04:24,555 --> 00:04:25,385 [Chloe] Hmm. 88 00:04:26,266 --> 00:04:28,636 You haven't told him. [chuckles softly] 89 00:04:29,227 --> 00:04:32,437 Well, I-- He's got a lot on his plate right now. 90 00:04:32,522 --> 00:04:34,322 I feel like it can wait. 91 00:04:34,399 --> 00:04:36,149 Probably till after the wedding. 92 00:04:36,234 --> 00:04:38,614 I don't wanna add any drama to Maze's big day. 93 00:04:38,695 --> 00:04:42,275 Drama? It's Maze and big feelings. What could possibly go wrong? 94 00:04:43,199 --> 00:04:44,239 [scoffs] 95 00:04:45,660 --> 00:04:46,870 [Eve] Thank you. 96 00:04:46,953 --> 00:04:51,373 Okay, "supervise flowers." Check. 97 00:04:51,457 --> 00:04:55,127 "Make sure Linda's all set to officiate." Check. 98 00:04:55,211 --> 00:04:58,461 "Nix your Black Sabbath additions from the playlist." Check. 99 00:04:58,548 --> 00:05:02,758 Yeah, I think you're right. Black Sabbath is a little too mellow for the wedding. 100 00:05:03,344 --> 00:05:04,474 [Eve] Mm-hmm. 101 00:05:04,971 --> 00:05:09,731 Okay, next step is confirming the number of guests with the caterer. 102 00:05:09,809 --> 00:05:12,849 You sure you don't want to invite your siblings? 103 00:05:12,937 --> 00:05:16,187 Yeah, no. You know, it's supposed to be "eat, drink and be merry." 104 00:05:16,274 --> 00:05:18,114 Not "eat, drink and be wary 105 00:05:18,192 --> 00:05:21,242 that a bunch of soulless, torture-savvy demons are gonna ruin your wedding." 106 00:05:21,321 --> 00:05:24,121 [chuckles] Why do you assume that they would do that? 107 00:05:24,615 --> 00:05:26,075 Well, you've met them. 108 00:05:26,159 --> 00:05:27,539 Yes, I have. 109 00:05:27,618 --> 00:05:29,748 A few of them. They were awesome. 110 00:05:29,829 --> 00:05:32,499 Mmm. Yeah, in a fight. 111 00:05:32,582 --> 00:05:34,212 But that's all they're good for. 112 00:05:35,376 --> 00:05:36,336 How do you know? 113 00:05:36,419 --> 00:05:38,549 Because that's what they were made for. 114 00:05:38,629 --> 00:05:40,169 Hmm. [clicks tongue] 115 00:05:40,256 --> 00:05:42,926 That's also true about you. 116 00:05:43,009 --> 00:05:46,299 And you, you've evolved. 117 00:05:47,680 --> 00:05:50,430 Maybe they can too, if you just gave them a chance. 118 00:05:50,933 --> 00:05:54,353 We're not really the "happily ever after type," honey. Trust me. 119 00:05:56,564 --> 00:05:57,864 They're your family. 120 00:05:57,940 --> 00:05:58,780 No. 121 00:06:00,485 --> 00:06:01,485 You're my family. 122 00:06:02,320 --> 00:06:04,280 The only family I need. 123 00:06:04,364 --> 00:06:05,284 Okay? 124 00:06:05,823 --> 00:06:09,163 Which is why I am not going to let anything or anyone 125 00:06:09,243 --> 00:06:11,663 ruin our wedding tomorrow. 126 00:06:14,374 --> 00:06:15,464 [Eve] Adam. 127 00:06:15,541 --> 00:06:17,131 ♪ Look at me now ♪ 128 00:06:17,210 --> 00:06:18,750 ♪ Coming in love ♪ 129 00:06:18,836 --> 00:06:20,246 ♪ Top of the world ♪ 130 00:06:20,338 --> 00:06:21,758 ♪ Not coming down ♪ 131 00:06:21,839 --> 00:06:23,259 ♪ Look at me now… ♪ 132 00:06:23,341 --> 00:06:25,181 It's time to come home, babe. 133 00:06:25,259 --> 00:06:26,639 ♪ Cured from my doubts ♪ 134 00:06:26,719 --> 00:06:28,929 ♪ Look at me, look at me now ♪ 135 00:06:36,229 --> 00:06:40,229 ["I Just Died in Your Arms" by Cutting Crew playing] 136 00:06:40,316 --> 00:06:45,696 ♪ Oh, I I just died in your arms tonight ♪ 137 00:06:46,447 --> 00:06:49,117 ♪ It must have been something you said ♪ 138 00:06:49,826 --> 00:06:53,326 ♪ I just died in your arms tonight ♪ 139 00:06:58,918 --> 00:07:01,168 So this is the first man. 140 00:07:02,213 --> 00:07:04,173 Guess God had to start somewhere. 141 00:07:04,674 --> 00:07:06,014 Can we talk privately? 142 00:07:08,177 --> 00:07:09,177 Sure. 143 00:07:11,514 --> 00:07:12,854 -Hey. -Hey. 144 00:07:15,643 --> 00:07:16,733 I'm sorry, Eve. 145 00:07:16,811 --> 00:07:19,861 I know I haven't been giving you the attention that you deserve. 146 00:07:19,939 --> 00:07:21,269 And that's over now, babe. 147 00:07:21,357 --> 00:07:23,897 I mean, gone are the nights of me ripping whippets, 148 00:07:23,985 --> 00:07:26,565 staying up listening to Aerosmith bootlegs. 149 00:07:28,072 --> 00:07:28,992 I'm yours. 150 00:07:29,574 --> 00:07:32,334 Did you just notice that I was gone? 151 00:07:33,703 --> 00:07:34,543 No. 152 00:07:35,037 --> 00:07:37,577 No. I was giving you space, you know? 153 00:07:37,665 --> 00:07:39,875 Being the good, understanding husband that I am. 154 00:07:39,959 --> 00:07:41,839 I figured you'd have a little fun, 155 00:07:41,919 --> 00:07:44,549 and maybe pick up a few tricks for the bedroom, 156 00:07:44,630 --> 00:07:46,340 bring them home, huh? 157 00:07:46,424 --> 00:07:49,014 Then I heard about this "wedding." 158 00:07:49,510 --> 00:07:52,680 I know a cry for help when I see one, so here I am. 159 00:07:52,763 --> 00:07:55,183 Rescue party of one. [clicks tongue] 160 00:07:55,266 --> 00:07:59,596 -So can we go home now? -Okay, Adam, this is my home now. 161 00:08:00,188 --> 00:08:02,858 I have my own friends, my own place. 162 00:08:02,940 --> 00:08:04,230 My own kick-ass job 163 00:08:04,317 --> 00:08:06,107 where I make my own kick-ass money. 164 00:08:06,194 --> 00:08:07,904 I'm a black belt now. [chuckles] 165 00:08:07,987 --> 00:08:10,157 Yeah, that's fun, right? 166 00:08:10,239 --> 00:08:11,989 Neighborhood martial arts academy. 167 00:08:12,074 --> 00:08:13,994 Did they give you all the belts in the rainbow? 168 00:08:14,076 --> 00:08:14,906 Funny. 169 00:08:14,994 --> 00:08:17,254 That doesn't mean you know how to throw a punch. [pops] 170 00:08:18,080 --> 00:08:20,080 But I get it. Message is received. 171 00:08:20,166 --> 00:08:22,456 -Come on. -What message is that exactly? 172 00:08:23,711 --> 00:08:26,421 Obviously you need a change, okay? 173 00:08:26,506 --> 00:08:29,466 So, fine. You wanna swing, we'll swing. 174 00:08:29,550 --> 00:08:31,930 You want a little S&M? I'm down. 175 00:08:32,011 --> 00:08:33,431 Threesome? I'm up for it. 176 00:08:33,513 --> 00:08:36,393 So long as I'm outnumbered, okay? But all you had to do was ask. 177 00:08:36,474 --> 00:08:38,524 -You didn't have to take it this far. -Okay. 178 00:08:38,601 --> 00:08:42,311 What exactly is it you think this is? 179 00:08:42,396 --> 00:08:44,976 You think this is me just trying to get your attention? 180 00:08:45,983 --> 00:08:46,823 Yeah. 181 00:08:46,901 --> 00:08:49,401 This is not about you, Adam. 182 00:08:49,487 --> 00:08:54,617 This is about me, and the fact that I fell in love with someone else. 183 00:08:58,454 --> 00:09:00,414 You're in love with a demon, Eve? 184 00:09:00,998 --> 00:09:02,078 [Eve] Mm-hmm. 185 00:09:02,708 --> 00:09:05,128 Come on. Be serious. 186 00:09:05,211 --> 00:09:06,421 You don't know her. 187 00:09:06,504 --> 00:09:08,014 [Adam] I know her kind. 188 00:09:08,089 --> 00:09:10,629 -I was married to her mother. -[Eve] Hmm. 189 00:09:11,300 --> 00:09:13,220 Which, by the way… 190 00:09:13,302 --> 00:09:15,972 you are a spitting image of Lilith. 191 00:09:16,681 --> 00:09:18,981 In more ways than one, apparently. 192 00:09:19,058 --> 00:09:22,478 I bet she uses all the same tricks her mom used on me, hmm? 193 00:09:23,396 --> 00:09:25,856 I'm not gonna let you make that same mistake, 194 00:09:25,940 --> 00:09:28,530 because I've been there and done that. 195 00:09:29,068 --> 00:09:31,358 -Literally. -[chuckles] 196 00:09:31,445 --> 00:09:34,315 You wish, you first pancake of a human. 197 00:09:35,366 --> 00:09:36,866 I-- I-- I don't wish. 198 00:09:37,868 --> 00:09:39,118 'Cause your mom was hotter. 199 00:09:39,203 --> 00:09:40,793 -Okay. -Oh, burn. 200 00:09:40,871 --> 00:09:44,581 You and me, we belong together, babe, huh? 201 00:09:44,667 --> 00:09:46,957 Husband and wife since the dawn of time. 202 00:09:47,044 --> 00:09:48,844 We were never husband and wife. 203 00:09:48,921 --> 00:09:51,761 I was made from you. I was delivered to you. 204 00:09:51,841 --> 00:09:53,931 Hey, don't get caught up in the fine print here. 205 00:09:54,010 --> 00:09:56,550 It's not a detail, okay? 206 00:09:56,637 --> 00:09:57,847 I didn't choose you. 207 00:10:00,057 --> 00:10:01,677 I'm gonna choose Maze. 208 00:10:02,518 --> 00:10:03,388 Oh. 209 00:10:05,271 --> 00:10:08,321 ♪ You have been warned ♪ 210 00:10:08,399 --> 00:10:11,569 ♪ Welcome to my queendom… ♪ 211 00:10:12,320 --> 00:10:13,200 Okay. 212 00:10:13,279 --> 00:10:16,029 ♪ Welcome to my queendom ♪ 213 00:10:22,496 --> 00:10:24,706 ♪ Welcome to my queendom ♪ 214 00:10:26,208 --> 00:10:27,918 [fly buzzing] 215 00:10:30,463 --> 00:10:32,473 Maybe not yet. They might be too hot. 216 00:10:33,424 --> 00:10:34,344 [Rory chuckles] 217 00:10:34,842 --> 00:10:36,472 -Mm. Mmm! -Good? 218 00:10:37,094 --> 00:10:38,304 This brings me back… 219 00:10:39,263 --> 00:10:40,393 to the future. 220 00:10:42,099 --> 00:10:43,389 -You know what I mean. -Yeah. 221 00:10:43,476 --> 00:10:46,596 It takes me back too. I mean, actually back. 222 00:10:46,687 --> 00:10:49,647 My dad would bring me home those sandwiches after his shift. 223 00:10:49,732 --> 00:10:52,652 -[fly buzzes] -It's a Decker family tradition. 224 00:10:53,277 --> 00:10:54,567 Hmm? Hmm. 225 00:10:55,488 --> 00:10:57,278 So, in the future, 226 00:10:57,365 --> 00:11:00,445 do I bring you home egg sandwiches after work? 227 00:11:01,661 --> 00:11:04,621 -What? I'm just curious. -But you know I can't tell you. 228 00:11:04,705 --> 00:11:05,535 Yeah, I know. 229 00:11:05,623 --> 00:11:07,293 It's just that you mentioned 230 00:11:07,375 --> 00:11:09,785 I had a lot on my plate when you were growing up. 231 00:11:09,877 --> 00:11:12,127 And I just wonder… [sighs] 232 00:11:12,213 --> 00:11:13,383 Was it my job? 233 00:11:13,464 --> 00:11:15,684 Was it Lucifer? Something else? 234 00:11:15,758 --> 00:11:18,008 I mean, I'm not asking for specifics. 235 00:11:18,094 --> 00:11:20,474 Just, um, like, a teeny-tiny hint. 236 00:11:20,971 --> 00:11:23,601 You know, since I did the teeny-tiny thing of birthing you. 237 00:11:24,350 --> 00:11:27,730 Okay, I'll tell you this one thing. 238 00:11:27,812 --> 00:11:28,652 Okay. 239 00:11:29,188 --> 00:11:30,398 In the future… 240 00:11:32,858 --> 00:11:35,438 that guilt trip also never works on me. 241 00:11:35,528 --> 00:11:36,698 [both laugh] 242 00:11:36,779 --> 00:11:37,659 Right. 243 00:11:38,781 --> 00:11:40,241 You make choices, Mom. 244 00:11:40,324 --> 00:11:43,834 If I told you what they are, you wouldn't really be making them any more. 245 00:11:45,121 --> 00:11:48,461 -Yeah, you're right. You're right. -[fly buzzing] 246 00:11:48,541 --> 00:11:49,961 -When did you become-- -[wings flap] 247 00:11:51,669 --> 00:11:52,709 [Chloe gasps] 248 00:11:54,130 --> 00:11:55,050 Sorry. 249 00:11:56,048 --> 00:11:57,378 The fly was driving me nuts. 250 00:11:59,343 --> 00:12:01,263 Um, I didn't know 251 00:12:02,054 --> 00:12:03,894 wings could do that. 252 00:12:04,890 --> 00:12:06,060 Pretty cool, huh? 253 00:12:06,142 --> 00:12:08,602 [Chloe] Yeah, yeah, mm-hmm. 254 00:12:09,270 --> 00:12:10,150 Yeah. 255 00:12:10,896 --> 00:12:14,646 So, um, have your wings always been that way? 256 00:12:15,276 --> 00:12:17,986 -[Rory] Mm-hmm. -Hmm. 257 00:12:18,070 --> 00:12:18,950 [Dan] Wow. 258 00:12:19,739 --> 00:12:23,029 This is weird. 259 00:12:25,703 --> 00:12:28,293 Though I guess of all the people who could've taken my desk, 260 00:12:28,372 --> 00:12:29,962 I'm pretty happy it's you, pal. 261 00:12:31,542 --> 00:12:33,502 Now you're drinking out of my mug? 262 00:12:36,297 --> 00:12:40,047 I guess someone's gotta use it, right? I mean, what are they gonna do, bury it? 263 00:12:40,760 --> 00:12:43,050 Put its ashes in an urn? [chuckles] 264 00:12:44,054 --> 00:12:48,064 I mean, it does say "40 Whole Years of Being Dan." 265 00:12:48,559 --> 00:12:52,019 -But I guess you didn't read it. -Ella, you got a second? 266 00:12:52,104 --> 00:12:53,774 -[Ella] Oh, yeah. -[Carol] Hi, uh… 267 00:12:53,856 --> 00:12:56,316 -[Dan] Oh, look at that cuteness. -Quick update. 268 00:12:56,400 --> 00:12:58,150 -You're welcome! -[Carol] I have my suit now. 269 00:12:58,235 --> 00:13:01,945 So, I am all ready to be your date for the wedding, 270 00:13:02,031 --> 00:13:03,991 and I am very excited. 271 00:13:06,368 --> 00:13:08,748 And this is where you say, "I'm so excited too, Carol." 272 00:13:08,829 --> 00:13:12,669 -[chuckles] Of course I am excited! -[Carol] Mm-hmm. Are you sure? 273 00:13:13,250 --> 00:13:15,880 Because every time we talk about this wedding, 274 00:13:15,961 --> 00:13:18,511 you look like you ate a bad oyster. 275 00:13:19,799 --> 00:13:22,509 Ella, listen. Hey, I get it. 276 00:13:22,593 --> 00:13:23,843 If you're having second thoughts 277 00:13:23,928 --> 00:13:25,848 about even taking me to this wedding, that's fine. 278 00:13:25,930 --> 00:13:27,850 [exhales] Carol Corbett, 279 00:13:27,932 --> 00:13:32,022 I am 100% not having second thoughts 280 00:13:32,102 --> 00:13:33,942 about you being my wedding date. 281 00:13:34,021 --> 00:13:35,611 -Okay? -Cool. 282 00:13:57,628 --> 00:13:59,958 I hate keeping this from him, Dan. 283 00:14:01,173 --> 00:14:03,223 Holy crap. Can you… 284 00:14:03,759 --> 00:14:06,259 -Can you s-- -[frog croaking] 285 00:14:07,137 --> 00:14:08,007 Right. 286 00:14:08,931 --> 00:14:11,231 Other Dan. [sighs] 287 00:14:11,767 --> 00:14:14,477 Gosh, I just wish I had someone to talk to. 288 00:14:14,562 --> 00:14:16,442 -I mean, other than a frog. -[croaks] 289 00:14:16,522 --> 00:14:17,862 Oh, no offense. 290 00:14:18,399 --> 00:14:19,279 Hey. 291 00:14:20,442 --> 00:14:23,152 Ella, you can talk to me. 292 00:14:23,237 --> 00:14:24,777 -What's wrong? -[sighs] 293 00:14:24,864 --> 00:14:26,704 Carol just wouldn't understand. 294 00:14:26,782 --> 00:14:30,452 What? What wouldn't he understand? Are you not into him anymore? 295 00:14:31,328 --> 00:14:32,788 Is it the loud chewing? 296 00:14:32,872 --> 00:14:35,622 Damn it, I should have warned you. I knew it. 297 00:14:35,708 --> 00:14:38,088 But they can never find out that I know. 298 00:14:40,296 --> 00:14:41,296 Who's "they"? 299 00:14:42,214 --> 00:14:44,884 Oh, is this family-related? Is it one of your brothers? 300 00:14:44,967 --> 00:14:46,967 It's just, if they… [sighs] 301 00:14:47,553 --> 00:14:50,223 But how could I even… 302 00:14:50,931 --> 00:14:51,891 I mean… 303 00:14:52,683 --> 00:14:54,353 world-altering! 304 00:14:54,935 --> 00:14:57,225 But then again… [chuckles] 305 00:14:57,313 --> 00:15:00,943 Oh, I just-- I feel so useless. 306 00:15:01,025 --> 00:15:02,355 Tell me about it. 307 00:15:03,068 --> 00:15:04,988 [sighs] Who am I kidding? 308 00:15:06,280 --> 00:15:08,370 Even if you could hear me and told me what was wrong, 309 00:15:08,449 --> 00:15:09,739 how could I actually help you? 310 00:15:10,492 --> 00:15:14,082 I mean, honestly, Other Dan has a better shot than I do. 311 00:15:44,985 --> 00:15:48,855 It's normal that seeing your ex, suddenly, after a long period of time 312 00:15:48,948 --> 00:15:51,118 would bring up unwanted feelings. 313 00:15:51,200 --> 00:15:52,160 [Adam] Unwanted? 314 00:15:53,035 --> 00:15:55,285 My feelings are legit, okay? 315 00:15:55,371 --> 00:15:57,791 I gave that woman everything she wanted. 316 00:15:57,873 --> 00:15:59,383 And what did she give me? 317 00:16:00,167 --> 00:16:03,837 A rep as the world's number one cuckold. 318 00:16:04,588 --> 00:16:07,418 She cheated on me the second she met somebody new. 319 00:16:07,508 --> 00:16:09,338 But I took her back. Why? 320 00:16:10,260 --> 00:16:12,300 Because we were made for each other. 321 00:16:12,388 --> 00:16:14,768 -Aww, that's sweet. -She doesn't think so. 322 00:16:15,683 --> 00:16:17,433 So she's marrying somebody else. 323 00:16:17,518 --> 00:16:21,398 -Your ex is engaged? -Yeah, to a woman, of all things. 324 00:16:21,981 --> 00:16:25,531 I mean, how's that gonna make me look? Do you think she even considered that? 325 00:16:25,609 --> 00:16:26,899 [inhales] 326 00:16:27,569 --> 00:16:30,609 Well, it sounds like she's moved on. 327 00:16:31,407 --> 00:16:32,737 And maybe you should too. 328 00:16:34,201 --> 00:16:35,951 And know that takes time. 329 00:16:36,036 --> 00:16:38,406 A common rule of thumb suggests a month 330 00:16:38,497 --> 00:16:40,457 for every year you were together. 331 00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:42,130 All right, so… 332 00:16:44,586 --> 00:16:45,796 Carry the one… 333 00:16:46,880 --> 00:16:48,470 [mutters] 334 00:16:48,549 --> 00:16:51,219 How-- how many years is a million months? 335 00:16:53,804 --> 00:16:57,144 Yeah, don't worry about it, okay? It's too long. 336 00:16:57,224 --> 00:16:59,774 -Eve's getting married tomorrow. -Wait, Eve? 337 00:17:00,519 --> 00:17:03,059 As in "Eve" Eve? 338 00:17:04,064 --> 00:17:06,034 Your ex is Eve? 339 00:17:06,108 --> 00:17:07,898 -Yeah. -Do you mean that you're-- 340 00:17:07,985 --> 00:17:09,565 Yeah, I'm that Adam. 341 00:17:09,653 --> 00:17:10,823 I'm the guy. 342 00:17:10,904 --> 00:17:13,034 The guy who named all the animals. No biggie. 343 00:17:13,115 --> 00:17:13,985 Yeah, well… 344 00:17:14,074 --> 00:17:15,624 Kind of. You know platypus? 345 00:17:15,701 --> 00:17:17,581 Eh-- Uh, sure. 346 00:17:17,661 --> 00:17:20,161 The second I saw that thing, I was like, "platypus." 347 00:17:20,247 --> 00:17:23,207 That wasn't even a word. This is important stuff. 348 00:17:23,292 --> 00:17:25,172 That's why I can't let the wedding happen. 349 00:17:25,252 --> 00:17:28,302 Oh, no, I beg to differ. I'm not just saying that because I'm their officiant, 350 00:17:28,380 --> 00:17:29,920 which I am, by the way. 351 00:17:30,632 --> 00:17:31,882 -Small world. -Yeah. 352 00:17:31,967 --> 00:17:34,967 I mean, what are the odds, right? 353 00:17:35,054 --> 00:17:36,314 Right. 354 00:17:36,388 --> 00:17:37,598 [sighs] 355 00:17:40,184 --> 00:17:42,144 Oh, I'm in trouble, aren't I? 356 00:17:47,733 --> 00:17:51,243 Look, I enjoy breaking into people's places as much as the next girl, 357 00:17:51,320 --> 00:17:53,910 but I really think you're overreacting, honey. 358 00:17:53,989 --> 00:17:56,449 [Eve] Look, she is not home. 359 00:17:56,533 --> 00:17:59,373 Her phone is going straight to voicemail. [clears throat] 360 00:17:59,453 --> 00:18:03,713 She is not replying to any of my texts about the marriage certificate. 361 00:18:03,791 --> 00:18:06,671 Even the ones I sent with that adorable Memoji. 362 00:18:07,711 --> 00:18:10,511 I'm telling you, something is wrong. 363 00:18:10,589 --> 00:18:12,379 That Memoji slays! 364 00:18:12,466 --> 00:18:17,136 [sighs] Yeah, well, maybe she's just using the sex toys we gave her 365 00:18:17,221 --> 00:18:19,561 as a thank you for agreeing to be our officiant. 366 00:18:19,640 --> 00:18:21,980 [chuckles] We gave her a fruit basket. 367 00:18:22,476 --> 00:18:23,386 Exactly. 368 00:18:23,977 --> 00:18:26,477 So why don't we just leave the marriage certificate on her desk? 369 00:18:26,563 --> 00:18:28,273 And we can come back tomorrow. 370 00:18:29,066 --> 00:18:31,486 Oh, my God, what am I sitting in that-- 371 00:18:31,568 --> 00:18:33,028 What is that smell? 372 00:18:34,822 --> 00:18:36,822 [sniffs] Oh! 373 00:18:37,616 --> 00:18:40,696 That is Adam's aftershave. 374 00:18:40,786 --> 00:18:42,746 [huffs] I knew it. 375 00:18:42,830 --> 00:18:44,830 I've been smelling this shit for centuries. 376 00:18:44,915 --> 00:18:46,325 What? Adam was here? 377 00:18:46,416 --> 00:18:48,416 -Why? -[laughs] Why? 378 00:18:48,502 --> 00:18:52,262 Because he kidnapped our officiant to stop the wedding from happening! 379 00:18:52,339 --> 00:18:54,879 -Now come on, he wouldn't go that far. -Oh, yeah? 380 00:18:54,967 --> 00:18:56,177 Yeah, he would! 381 00:18:56,260 --> 00:18:59,390 He's not used to hearing "no." Especially from a woman. 382 00:18:59,471 --> 00:19:00,561 Let alone two. 383 00:19:01,723 --> 00:19:03,353 -Oh, my God. -[exhales] 384 00:19:03,433 --> 00:19:06,403 I can't believe you were married to that bro-hole for so long. 385 00:19:06,478 --> 00:19:09,518 What do you mean? It wasn't like I had a lot of options. 386 00:19:09,606 --> 00:19:12,436 We were, like, the only two humans on Earth for a while. 387 00:19:13,152 --> 00:19:16,162 And then we just got busy with the kids, you know? 388 00:19:16,238 --> 00:19:18,318 Cain's terrible twos were nothing to sneeze at. 389 00:19:18,407 --> 00:19:21,237 Yeah, well, his 20,000s weren't all that hot either. 390 00:19:22,411 --> 00:19:27,711 It just took me some time to see Adam for what he really was. 391 00:19:28,709 --> 00:19:31,129 Then when I did, 392 00:19:31,211 --> 00:19:36,551 I left his ass in the dust, and I found you, right? 393 00:19:37,050 --> 00:19:39,800 -And now he's kidnapped Linda. -[sighs] 394 00:19:41,054 --> 00:19:42,894 You can't let him get to you. 395 00:19:42,973 --> 00:19:46,193 Hey, all that stuff he said about Lilith, that's-- 396 00:19:46,894 --> 00:19:49,274 [sighs] You're nothing like her. 397 00:19:49,354 --> 00:19:52,524 [huffs] Yeah, not now. 398 00:19:53,108 --> 00:19:54,148 But I will be. 399 00:19:55,319 --> 00:19:58,199 I mean, everyone becomes their mother eventually, right? 400 00:19:58,697 --> 00:20:02,117 And-- and how would you know, anyway? You've never met Lilith. 401 00:20:02,201 --> 00:20:04,241 Well, I feel like I did. 402 00:20:04,328 --> 00:20:06,458 He talked about her all the time. 403 00:20:08,624 --> 00:20:10,334 -[Mazikeen] He did? -Mm-hmm. 404 00:20:10,417 --> 00:20:13,547 "Lilith this, Lilith that." [imitates monkey] 405 00:20:13,629 --> 00:20:16,049 Hey, babe, babe, I think I know how we get Linda back. 406 00:20:16,131 --> 00:20:19,471 -But we've gotta find him first. -Oh, trust me, we will. 407 00:20:19,551 --> 00:20:23,061 Mr. "I Named All the Animals" is not gonna know what hit him. 408 00:20:23,138 --> 00:20:24,968 Yeah, he's got a cell phone, right? 409 00:20:25,057 --> 00:20:29,187 -So we call my guy, he can triangulate-- -Or straight out of the Maze handbook. 410 00:20:29,853 --> 00:20:33,113 The most efficient bounty hunter doesn't find her perp. 411 00:20:33,941 --> 00:20:35,781 She makes the perp find her. 412 00:20:35,859 --> 00:20:36,689 That's right. 413 00:20:36,777 --> 00:20:41,197 All we have to do is just bait him with what he most wants. 414 00:20:42,407 --> 00:20:44,117 -Yeah, come on. -[chuckles] 415 00:20:47,037 --> 00:20:49,457 -Amenadiel, hey. -Hey! 416 00:20:49,998 --> 00:20:52,538 When you said you were coming back, I didn't think you meant today. 417 00:20:53,126 --> 00:20:54,496 I'm not here for work. 418 00:20:54,586 --> 00:20:59,126 I actually-- I wanted to, um, ask you something, um… 419 00:20:59,216 --> 00:21:01,546 about-- Oh, step over here. 420 00:21:03,887 --> 00:21:06,387 I wanted to ask you about angels. 421 00:21:06,473 --> 00:21:09,103 Um, their wings, specifically. 422 00:21:09,810 --> 00:21:10,890 What about 'em? 423 00:21:11,520 --> 00:21:13,690 I know how Lucifer's wings change 424 00:21:13,772 --> 00:21:15,942 according to how he's feeling about himself. 425 00:21:16,024 --> 00:21:18,944 -So is that a thing with all angels? -Well, it must be. 426 00:21:19,027 --> 00:21:21,447 I mean, there's no reason to believe that self-actualization 427 00:21:21,530 --> 00:21:23,410 is the case for some but not for all. 428 00:21:24,157 --> 00:21:28,367 I actually went through a little bit of a wing-thing myself, so… 429 00:21:29,204 --> 00:21:30,214 Why do you ask? 430 00:21:30,914 --> 00:21:34,884 Um, well, I just saw Rory's wings. 431 00:21:34,960 --> 00:21:36,840 Th-- They're weapons, Amenadiel. 432 00:21:36,920 --> 00:21:40,670 All angel wings can be. It just depends how they're wielded. 433 00:21:40,757 --> 00:21:43,547 Yeah, but they were metallic, almost, 434 00:21:43,635 --> 00:21:46,755 and each feather was like its own precision blade. 435 00:21:47,472 --> 00:21:48,352 Wow. 436 00:21:49,975 --> 00:21:51,555 They sound awesome. 437 00:21:52,853 --> 00:21:56,773 I wonder if Charlie's would be that cool. I mean, if he gets them. 438 00:21:56,857 --> 00:21:59,937 -It doesn't matter either way, of course. -Of course. 439 00:22:00,569 --> 00:22:04,359 It's just, being a cop isn't the safest job, you know? 440 00:22:04,948 --> 00:22:09,788 I just-- I wonder if Rory felt like she needed to protect herself 441 00:22:09,870 --> 00:22:12,580 because I-- I couldn't. 442 00:22:12,664 --> 00:22:14,624 [sighs] Yeah, um… 443 00:22:16,001 --> 00:22:17,291 Listen, um… 444 00:22:19,046 --> 00:22:21,336 if what Sonya went through is any indication, 445 00:22:21,423 --> 00:22:23,723 then changing the system won't be easy. 446 00:22:24,926 --> 00:22:27,176 We won't just be fighting criminals out there. 447 00:22:27,929 --> 00:22:30,639 We'll be fighting some of our co-workers in here. 448 00:22:33,977 --> 00:22:36,687 I mean, it's one thing to make myself a target, but… 449 00:22:38,023 --> 00:22:40,193 is it fair to put my daughters through that? 450 00:22:41,943 --> 00:22:42,993 Look, I, uh… 451 00:22:44,613 --> 00:22:46,073 [exhales] 452 00:22:46,156 --> 00:22:48,196 I can't tell you what to do, Chloe. 453 00:22:49,576 --> 00:22:52,446 But I can say that you're lucky that you have a choice at all. 454 00:22:52,537 --> 00:22:57,167 So many people don't have the option to just walk away from this fight. 455 00:22:58,794 --> 00:22:59,754 You're right. 456 00:23:01,630 --> 00:23:03,550 [sighs] You're right. 457 00:23:03,632 --> 00:23:06,642 If the place that I worked almost my entire life 458 00:23:06,718 --> 00:23:09,258 is part of the problem, then the least I can do 459 00:23:09,346 --> 00:23:10,926 is be part of the solution. 460 00:23:11,681 --> 00:23:13,891 Make the world a bit better for my kids. 461 00:23:14,393 --> 00:23:16,903 Rory will have a wonderful childhood. 462 00:23:18,271 --> 00:23:20,361 Because she has a wonderful mother. 463 00:23:29,074 --> 00:23:31,084 [Adam] You know, I'm glad you came to your senses. 464 00:23:31,660 --> 00:23:34,960 [sighs] A doggy always comes back to its bone. 465 00:23:35,622 --> 00:23:36,832 So glad you're here. 466 00:23:37,582 --> 00:23:40,462 Huh, 'cause we can be together again? 467 00:23:41,044 --> 00:23:43,844 'Cause you are going to tell me where Linda is. 468 00:23:43,922 --> 00:23:47,682 [chuckles] Sorry, babe. No can do. 469 00:23:48,635 --> 00:23:50,255 [slurps] 470 00:23:50,971 --> 00:23:53,431 We'll see about that, babe. 471 00:23:56,351 --> 00:23:57,811 What? [exhales] 472 00:23:57,894 --> 00:24:01,734 Is your little pet demon lying in wait, ready to take me down? 473 00:24:02,441 --> 00:24:03,531 No. 474 00:24:05,277 --> 00:24:06,857 Just little old me. 475 00:24:08,530 --> 00:24:10,990 [grunting] 476 00:24:11,074 --> 00:24:13,334 [panting] 477 00:24:13,410 --> 00:24:16,660 And my rainbow-colored belts. [exhales] 478 00:24:20,417 --> 00:24:21,417 [Adam groans] 479 00:24:22,461 --> 00:24:24,461 [Mazikeen cackling] 480 00:24:29,509 --> 00:24:30,759 Adam. 481 00:24:32,262 --> 00:24:35,352 -[Adam] Lilith? -Hmm. [sighs] 482 00:24:36,475 --> 00:24:38,555 Oh, Adam. 483 00:24:41,229 --> 00:24:43,479 You never forget your first. 484 00:24:43,565 --> 00:24:44,605 Am I right? 485 00:24:44,691 --> 00:24:45,781 You… 486 00:24:48,945 --> 00:24:50,355 aren't Lilith. 487 00:24:51,031 --> 00:24:52,201 [Mazikeen] Oh. 488 00:24:52,908 --> 00:24:54,328 Close enough though. 489 00:24:55,035 --> 00:24:58,205 Her spitting image in more ways than one. 490 00:24:58,955 --> 00:24:59,865 Hmm? 491 00:25:01,166 --> 00:25:03,536 Isn't this what you wanted all along? 492 00:25:05,003 --> 00:25:05,843 No. 493 00:25:07,547 --> 00:25:08,877 I got rid of Lilith. 494 00:25:08,965 --> 00:25:11,465 [chuckles] Oh, you. 495 00:25:12,552 --> 00:25:15,512 We both know how that really went down. 496 00:25:15,597 --> 00:25:19,477 You had Daddy send me away because I… 497 00:25:20,268 --> 00:25:22,598 rejected you. 498 00:25:24,356 --> 00:25:26,686 I couldn't love you the way you loved me. 499 00:25:26,775 --> 00:25:28,065 It's not what I do. 500 00:25:29,027 --> 00:25:33,487 So God sent you a consolation prize. 501 00:25:35,033 --> 00:25:37,543 Sweet, pliable Eve. 502 00:25:38,495 --> 00:25:41,995 A plaything for you to have dominion over, like the animals. 503 00:25:44,417 --> 00:25:45,457 Look at her. 504 00:25:46,419 --> 00:25:47,379 Go on. 505 00:25:48,630 --> 00:25:49,590 Say it. 506 00:25:50,632 --> 00:25:52,682 She could never fill my shoes. 507 00:25:54,844 --> 00:25:56,644 She's not even a whole person. 508 00:25:57,806 --> 00:26:00,386 -Just a piece of you. -Okay, that's enough. 509 00:26:02,018 --> 00:26:03,138 What are you doing? 510 00:26:06,690 --> 00:26:09,320 I'm torturing him so we can find Linda. 511 00:26:09,401 --> 00:26:12,151 Yeah, but who are you really torturing here though? Him or me? 512 00:26:12,237 --> 00:26:15,777 -You're just the button I'm pushing. -Okay, well, stop pushing. 513 00:26:15,865 --> 00:26:18,365 -Use something else. -That's not how torture works, Eve. 514 00:26:18,952 --> 00:26:21,002 -Really? -[Mazikeen] This is what I do. 515 00:26:21,079 --> 00:26:21,999 -Who I am. -[Eve huffs] 516 00:26:22,080 --> 00:26:25,380 You want demons at your wedding? Well, this is what it looks like. 517 00:26:26,501 --> 00:26:28,131 What? Too much for you? 518 00:26:29,921 --> 00:26:31,551 Oh, right. Well… 519 00:26:32,924 --> 00:26:35,264 Guess that's a good thing Adam showed up when he did, huh? 520 00:26:35,844 --> 00:26:37,394 Now you've seen the real me. 521 00:26:37,470 --> 00:26:40,680 You can leave my ass in the dust before it's too late. 522 00:26:40,765 --> 00:26:42,765 Leave your a-- Why would I… 523 00:26:48,231 --> 00:26:50,361 -Adam. -[Adam] Yes. 524 00:26:52,110 --> 00:26:54,110 How did you find out about the wedding? 525 00:26:54,195 --> 00:26:57,615 Uh, I heard it from Saraqael, 526 00:26:58,158 --> 00:27:00,578 who heard it from Gabriel, 527 00:27:01,620 --> 00:27:03,870 who could have heard it from anybody 528 00:27:03,955 --> 00:27:07,165 because it's actually the talk of the town up in the Silver City. 529 00:27:07,250 --> 00:27:10,630 And as you can imagine, it's not really doing wonders for my rep, 530 00:27:10,712 --> 00:27:13,382 but that's, you know, neither here nor there-- 531 00:27:13,465 --> 00:27:14,375 Maze. 532 00:27:14,883 --> 00:27:15,883 [Mazikeen] What? 533 00:27:16,968 --> 00:27:18,298 How did he find out? 534 00:27:21,264 --> 00:27:23,734 Fine. Yeah, it was me. 535 00:27:25,393 --> 00:27:29,653 I sent the news hoping your idiot ex would do something about it. 536 00:27:29,731 --> 00:27:31,571 I'm the idiot? Really? 537 00:27:31,650 --> 00:27:35,400 Everyone knows it's "Adam and Eve," not "Eve and some rando demon." 538 00:27:35,487 --> 00:27:37,987 Why would you want him to find out? 539 00:27:38,073 --> 00:27:40,413 -[Mazikeen] Because I-- I-- -Because what? 540 00:27:40,492 --> 00:27:42,162 Because I can't be a mother! 541 00:27:46,373 --> 00:27:48,213 That's what this is all about? 542 00:27:48,291 --> 00:27:52,551 The fact that I said that you would be a good mom, once? 543 00:27:52,629 --> 00:27:56,339 Once was all it took for me to realize you have no idea who you're marrying. 544 00:27:56,925 --> 00:28:00,255 I can't be a good mother, Eve. 545 00:28:02,347 --> 00:28:04,057 I'd just end up like her. 546 00:28:04,140 --> 00:28:08,190 And what, we couldn't just talk about this like-- like a normal couple? 547 00:28:08,269 --> 00:28:09,649 I'm not normal! 548 00:28:09,729 --> 00:28:10,609 [Eve sighs] 549 00:28:10,689 --> 00:28:12,729 I don't do "talking." 550 00:28:12,816 --> 00:28:16,186 -I needed you to see the real me. -[Eve] What? What is the real you? 551 00:28:16,861 --> 00:28:20,071 What? An evil demon that just ruins everything, 552 00:28:20,156 --> 00:28:22,946 and this will never work out? I can't… 553 00:28:23,034 --> 00:28:25,794 -I can't-- I can't do this anymore. -You can't do this? 554 00:28:25,870 --> 00:28:29,040 Yeah, I can't be the only one that believes in you. 555 00:28:29,124 --> 00:28:32,004 I can't be the only one that believes in us. I, uh-- 556 00:28:33,461 --> 00:28:35,341 Of course we don't have to have kids, 557 00:28:35,422 --> 00:28:38,432 but if I'm the only one who's willing to talk about it and-- 558 00:28:38,508 --> 00:28:41,428 and change and-- and compromise, then… 559 00:28:41,511 --> 00:28:43,301 [panting] 560 00:28:43,388 --> 00:28:45,268 …then we shouldn't be together. 561 00:28:47,392 --> 00:28:49,602 We definitely should not be getting married. 562 00:28:53,940 --> 00:28:54,900 Wait! 563 00:28:58,820 --> 00:28:59,740 [Eve] What? 564 00:29:02,157 --> 00:29:04,657 [Mazikeen] Well, uh, we still have to find Linda. 565 00:29:10,290 --> 00:29:11,670 I'm sure you'll manage. 566 00:29:27,891 --> 00:29:29,561 Oh, boy. [sighs] 567 00:29:32,312 --> 00:29:34,312 [sighing] 568 00:29:34,397 --> 00:29:37,187 Maze, I got your text. 569 00:29:37,275 --> 00:29:39,775 What's the emergency? I have a suit that needs fitting. 570 00:29:39,861 --> 00:29:41,281 [shuddering] No, you don't. 571 00:29:41,362 --> 00:29:43,822 I need you to stop me from killing him! 572 00:29:47,535 --> 00:29:48,575 Adam. 573 00:29:49,704 --> 00:29:52,794 But I thought you were dead and buried. 574 00:29:52,874 --> 00:29:55,344 Dust you are and blah, blah, blah. [chuckles] 575 00:29:56,085 --> 00:29:58,455 So what's he doing here? 576 00:29:58,546 --> 00:29:59,756 And why are you…? 577 00:30:01,216 --> 00:30:02,296 Where's Eve? 578 00:30:04,260 --> 00:30:05,390 Oh, Maze. 579 00:30:05,470 --> 00:30:08,560 When it comes to self-sabotage, I fear you've outdone me. 580 00:30:09,182 --> 00:30:11,522 Does this mean my best fiend's wedding is off? 581 00:30:13,144 --> 00:30:14,854 He kidnapped our officiant. 582 00:30:17,816 --> 00:30:20,066 -[Lucifer] Where's Dr. Linda? -[Mazikeen] He isn't talking. 583 00:30:20,151 --> 00:30:21,071 [Lucifer splutters] 584 00:30:21,653 --> 00:30:23,703 The wedding's off. He got what he wanted, didn't he? 585 00:30:23,780 --> 00:30:27,160 -What are you really after? -What, you think I'm gonna tell you, huh? 586 00:30:27,242 --> 00:30:31,082 Make it easy for the Devil, who stole my wife twice? 587 00:30:31,162 --> 00:30:34,332 Actually, fig leaf, that's exactly what you're going to do. 588 00:30:34,916 --> 00:30:35,826 Tell me, 589 00:30:37,001 --> 00:30:39,551 what is it you truly desire, Adam? 590 00:30:41,381 --> 00:30:42,421 I… 591 00:30:43,341 --> 00:30:44,181 [sighs] 592 00:30:45,093 --> 00:30:46,933 I wanna be a better man. 593 00:30:48,346 --> 00:30:49,216 Oh. 594 00:30:50,431 --> 00:30:51,811 [Adam hesitates] No. 595 00:30:51,891 --> 00:30:55,401 At first, I kidnapped the doctor to sabotage the wedding, yeah. 596 00:30:55,478 --> 00:30:59,188 But then she helped me realize what I really need. 597 00:30:59,899 --> 00:31:02,569 -To deal with my issues. -What issues? 598 00:31:02,652 --> 00:31:04,862 Well, when God first made me, my role was clear. 599 00:31:04,946 --> 00:31:07,526 Name all the animals, avoid certain fruit and be a man. 600 00:31:07,615 --> 00:31:10,615 That meant, "be strong, show no weakness and problem-solve through violence." 601 00:31:11,578 --> 00:31:14,288 But everything has changed since. 602 00:31:14,372 --> 00:31:17,042 Women are no longer an obedient piece of men. 603 00:31:17,542 --> 00:31:18,672 And dudes… 604 00:31:19,919 --> 00:31:21,379 Dudes can be vulnerable. 605 00:31:21,921 --> 00:31:22,801 Which is… 606 00:31:24,173 --> 00:31:25,093 Which is scary. 607 00:31:25,174 --> 00:31:26,054 [Lucifer] Hmm. 608 00:31:26,134 --> 00:31:29,264 And wolves, they've turned into, like, 800 kinds of pets. 609 00:31:29,345 --> 00:31:31,755 Some with really dumb names, by the way. 610 00:31:31,848 --> 00:31:32,888 "Poodle"? 611 00:31:32,974 --> 00:31:36,314 I mean, that's why you don't let amateurs do the jobs of professionals. 612 00:31:38,104 --> 00:31:42,364 Anyway, she said that my beliefs about what a man should be 613 00:31:42,442 --> 00:31:43,902 are actually hurting me. 614 00:31:43,985 --> 00:31:46,695 Apparently it's called toxic masculinity, and it's, um… 615 00:31:48,406 --> 00:31:49,616 it's pretty common. 616 00:31:52,452 --> 00:31:54,662 The good news is she can cure me. 617 00:31:54,746 --> 00:31:55,706 She's cool. 618 00:31:55,788 --> 00:31:58,578 So, when I'm done with the treatment, I'll let her go. 619 00:31:58,666 --> 00:32:00,456 So you're asserting dominance over a woman 620 00:32:00,543 --> 00:32:03,343 in order to learn how to stop asserting dominance over women? 621 00:32:03,421 --> 00:32:06,971 -Dude, you are beyond help. -Whoa, at least I'm trying. 622 00:32:07,050 --> 00:32:08,180 You call this trying? 623 00:32:08,259 --> 00:32:11,929 If you need therapy, you call the office, make an appointment and pay in cash. 624 00:32:12,013 --> 00:32:14,023 Or in kind, if she's up for it. 625 00:32:14,098 --> 00:32:15,728 I mean, have some decency, man. 626 00:32:16,601 --> 00:32:17,601 Word, man. 627 00:32:18,102 --> 00:32:20,612 [sighs] You're making me realize I've not been going about this 628 00:32:20,688 --> 00:32:22,858 in the most ideal way. [chuckles] 629 00:32:23,524 --> 00:32:26,994 Classic Adam. Yeah, wokeness is hard. 630 00:32:27,070 --> 00:32:28,740 I gotta be better at it. 631 00:32:28,821 --> 00:32:29,861 And I will. 632 00:32:31,449 --> 00:32:33,529 I swear I didn't hurt the doctor. 633 00:32:33,618 --> 00:32:35,328 -I can take you to her. -[Lucifer] Thank you. 634 00:32:36,371 --> 00:32:37,581 See? 635 00:32:37,664 --> 00:32:40,714 Even the most primitive of men can evolve. [grunts] 636 00:32:41,250 --> 00:32:44,920 And even the most badass of demons can soften. 637 00:32:45,672 --> 00:32:46,552 Hmm. 638 00:32:46,631 --> 00:32:48,551 Scary, but it's true, Maze. 639 00:32:48,633 --> 00:32:49,473 Yeah. 640 00:32:50,301 --> 00:32:54,391 Yeah, because I've come such a long way from wreaking hell, inflicting pain… 641 00:32:56,724 --> 00:32:58,854 [sobs] …and driving everyone away. 642 00:33:00,645 --> 00:33:03,605 All I know is the Mazikeen I used to know 643 00:33:03,690 --> 00:33:05,780 wouldn't have hesitated to kill the guy. 644 00:33:10,405 --> 00:33:11,655 [Mazikeen clears throat] 645 00:33:14,742 --> 00:33:17,792 After we find Linda, I'm gonna need your help with something. 646 00:33:26,045 --> 00:33:28,045 ["Without You" playing] 647 00:33:29,340 --> 00:33:33,590 ♪ I can't live ♪ 648 00:33:33,678 --> 00:33:36,928 ♪ If living is without you ♪ 649 00:33:37,015 --> 00:33:40,475 ♪ I can't give ♪ 650 00:33:40,560 --> 00:33:44,560 ♪ I can't give anymore… ♪ 651 00:33:45,523 --> 00:33:47,573 [wings flap] 652 00:33:51,154 --> 00:33:52,284 Dearie me! 653 00:33:53,948 --> 00:33:55,578 Did they run out of apples? 654 00:33:56,451 --> 00:33:58,701 If you're here to speak for her, don't. 655 00:33:58,786 --> 00:34:01,156 I am not here to speak for her. 656 00:34:03,332 --> 00:34:04,172 Come. 657 00:34:05,376 --> 00:34:06,286 Come on. 658 00:34:08,212 --> 00:34:09,762 [sighs] 659 00:34:10,631 --> 00:34:11,631 [Eve huffs] 660 00:34:12,216 --> 00:34:14,886 What kind of person tries to wreck their own wedding? 661 00:34:14,969 --> 00:34:18,509 [exhales] The kind that doesn't feel worthy of love. 662 00:34:21,184 --> 00:34:23,194 I thought you weren't here to speak for her. 663 00:34:23,269 --> 00:34:24,269 I'm really not. 664 00:34:24,353 --> 00:34:27,983 But then I realized, I never gave you your wedding present. 665 00:34:28,983 --> 00:34:29,903 Come on. 666 00:34:31,069 --> 00:34:34,989 [gasps] There's no wedding, but I like presents. 667 00:34:36,657 --> 00:34:39,867 ♪ If living is without you ♪ 668 00:34:39,952 --> 00:34:43,082 ♪ I can't give ♪ 669 00:34:43,664 --> 00:34:46,754 ♪ I can't give anymore… ♪ 670 00:34:46,834 --> 00:34:49,504 -Uh, what am I looking at? -[Lucifer] Demons from Hell. 671 00:34:49,587 --> 00:34:52,297 In freshly dead bodies. [chuckles] 672 00:34:53,424 --> 00:34:55,514 Well, it's both something old and something new 673 00:34:55,593 --> 00:34:58,183 in something borrowed with plenty of nasty blue bits. 674 00:34:58,262 --> 00:35:00,562 -So I'd call that a grand slam. -Wow! 675 00:35:02,141 --> 00:35:03,601 Thank you? 676 00:35:03,684 --> 00:35:06,064 -Yep. -Very thoughtful. 677 00:35:06,771 --> 00:35:08,561 [Mazikeen] I asked him to do this! 678 00:35:10,191 --> 00:35:12,741 Whether there's a wedding tomorrow or not, 679 00:35:14,195 --> 00:35:18,155 I wanted my family to know that I'm proud of who I love. 680 00:35:20,076 --> 00:35:22,946 I thought you had thousands of siblings. 681 00:35:24,247 --> 00:35:25,287 I do. 682 00:35:25,373 --> 00:35:27,833 Uh, most of them turned her down. 683 00:35:27,917 --> 00:35:30,797 Fresh batch of white supremacists to torture or a family wedding. 684 00:35:30,878 --> 00:35:32,338 -Hmm? -Uh-huh. 685 00:35:35,007 --> 00:35:36,717 -Sorry. -[Mazikeen] Don't be. 686 00:35:36,801 --> 00:35:39,971 I honestly thought I'd be standing outside your balcony alone. 687 00:35:42,348 --> 00:35:44,388 Must have been very hard to ask. 688 00:35:45,852 --> 00:35:46,732 Yeah, but… 689 00:35:47,937 --> 00:35:50,607 I realized that I was holding on to some pretty old ideas 690 00:35:50,690 --> 00:35:53,030 of what I thought demons were supposed to be. 691 00:35:54,026 --> 00:35:56,946 [chuckles] Turns out some of us are the "happily ever after" kind. 692 00:35:57,822 --> 00:36:01,452 I mean, Squee's favorite movie is Four Weddings and a Funeral. 693 00:36:02,160 --> 00:36:04,040 Mainly for the funeral, but still. 694 00:36:04,120 --> 00:36:05,200 [chuckles] 695 00:36:09,667 --> 00:36:12,377 Well, it-- It's very nice to meet you all. 696 00:36:13,129 --> 00:36:14,299 Uh… 697 00:36:15,047 --> 00:36:19,547 How do you say, "I wish it was under happier circumstances" in Lilim? 698 00:36:24,307 --> 00:36:26,727 [speaks Lilim] 699 00:36:29,729 --> 00:36:30,899 Look, Eve, I-- 700 00:36:32,106 --> 00:36:33,936 I am so sorry. 701 00:36:34,025 --> 00:36:37,355 I'm just terrified of becoming my mother. 702 00:36:37,445 --> 00:36:40,775 And sometimes it's easier to act as though I already have, 703 00:36:40,865 --> 00:36:42,865 instead of fighting. 704 00:36:43,534 --> 00:36:46,044 But I've-- I have changed so much, 705 00:36:46,120 --> 00:36:47,960 and I can keep on changing. 706 00:36:48,039 --> 00:36:49,829 Can I ever be normal? Probably not. 707 00:36:49,916 --> 00:36:51,246 But I can be better. 708 00:36:52,668 --> 00:36:53,998 And I promise, 709 00:36:54,587 --> 00:36:56,337 if you give us another shot, 710 00:36:57,006 --> 00:36:58,966 I will never stop trying. 711 00:36:59,759 --> 00:37:03,469 Because I do believe in us. [panting] 712 00:37:07,600 --> 00:37:13,310 [sighs] You know, when you try, you're actually not half bad at talking. 713 00:37:13,397 --> 00:37:15,517 And for the record, 714 00:37:15,608 --> 00:37:18,898 I never wanted you to be normal. 715 00:37:18,986 --> 00:37:20,106 You know, I just… 716 00:37:20,905 --> 00:37:22,615 I just want you to be you. 717 00:37:24,116 --> 00:37:25,406 Whatever that is. 718 00:37:30,957 --> 00:37:32,537 I'll call the caterer. 719 00:37:33,376 --> 00:37:35,836 My best fiend's wedding is back on! 720 00:37:35,920 --> 00:37:38,630 [laughing] 721 00:37:38,714 --> 00:37:41,344 -[whooping] -[cheering] 722 00:37:41,425 --> 00:37:43,715 -Ah, well done, you. -I love you. 723 00:37:44,303 --> 00:37:46,223 [mouths] 724 00:37:47,598 --> 00:37:49,058 [Rory] This is what Lucifer does. 725 00:37:50,101 --> 00:37:51,771 Every damn time. 726 00:37:53,521 --> 00:37:54,901 He might still make it. 727 00:37:56,399 --> 00:37:57,609 No, he won't. 728 00:37:58,901 --> 00:38:01,151 I can't believe I fell for it again. 729 00:38:17,086 --> 00:38:20,126 [Ella laughs, chatters] 730 00:38:21,299 --> 00:38:23,589 -Hey. -Oh! Oh, I'm so-- I'm so sorry. 731 00:38:23,676 --> 00:38:26,256 I'm, uh… I'm saving this one. 732 00:38:26,345 --> 00:38:27,595 Oh, okay. 733 00:38:27,680 --> 00:38:30,060 Yeah, uh, no-- no problem. 734 00:38:32,059 --> 00:38:33,519 [clears throat] 735 00:38:33,602 --> 00:38:35,352 -[Carol] Hey, how are you? -Hey. 736 00:38:36,772 --> 00:38:39,442 Whew! Thanks for looking out, man. 737 00:38:39,525 --> 00:38:41,775 So anyway, bill-to-head ratio, 738 00:38:41,861 --> 00:38:45,821 that's the only surefire way to tell a downy from a hairy woodpecker. 739 00:38:45,906 --> 00:38:48,156 I had no idea you were into birding. 740 00:38:48,951 --> 00:38:51,791 Yeah, I never was, but that's the only book I could find down there. 741 00:38:51,871 --> 00:38:54,541 There are books in Hell? That's nice. 742 00:38:54,623 --> 00:38:55,503 "Book." 743 00:38:55,583 --> 00:38:56,713 Singular. 744 00:38:56,792 --> 00:39:00,672 -Field Guide to Birds of North America. -Sounds like an interesting read, though. 745 00:39:00,755 --> 00:39:03,755 [Dan] Yeah, not so much after the ten-thousandth time. 746 00:39:04,633 --> 00:39:07,803 But, you know, nothing's really that interesting, not even birding. 747 00:39:07,887 --> 00:39:10,007 We should probably stop talking now. 748 00:39:12,266 --> 00:39:13,096 Yeah, sure. 749 00:39:13,184 --> 00:39:16,154 Uh, I'll just stand in the back, get out of everybody's way. 750 00:39:19,190 --> 00:39:20,150 [Carol sniffs] 751 00:39:21,359 --> 00:39:24,319 You know, it's very pretty here, but is it just me, 752 00:39:24,403 --> 00:39:27,703 or does it smell like a three-day-old crime scene to you? 753 00:39:29,158 --> 00:39:30,908 Uh, well… 754 00:39:31,577 --> 00:39:36,037 [chuckles] Can you believe they fertilized the plants last night? 755 00:39:36,123 --> 00:39:37,543 -Last night? -[Amenadiel chuckles] 756 00:39:37,625 --> 00:39:39,835 -It's terrible timing. -[chuckling] Yeah, I know. 757 00:39:39,919 --> 00:39:41,669 We-- we actually can believe it, 758 00:39:41,754 --> 00:39:46,634 because, you know, that right there is, by far, the most plausible explanation. 759 00:39:46,717 --> 00:39:50,927 So, thanks, Amenadiel, for clarifying that. [chuckles] 760 00:39:52,348 --> 00:39:54,348 I mean, what did you think? 761 00:39:54,433 --> 00:39:56,943 What, we were at some, like, hell monster wedding, 762 00:39:57,019 --> 00:39:59,189 attended by decaying zombies? Ha ha! 763 00:39:59,271 --> 00:40:02,611 [scoffs, laughs] 764 00:40:02,691 --> 00:40:04,151 I'm just gonna keep this one. 765 00:40:12,159 --> 00:40:13,989 So when are you two getting married? 766 00:40:15,121 --> 00:40:15,961 [both laugh] 767 00:40:16,038 --> 00:40:18,958 -Trixie, I don't think that… -Well, we haven't really discussed… 768 00:40:19,041 --> 00:40:21,841 -…not that we wouldn't. -…tying the knot. [laughs] 769 00:40:21,919 --> 00:40:25,209 I-- I'm kidding, guys. I just wanted to see you squirm. 770 00:40:25,297 --> 00:40:27,167 -Oh! Hmm! -Oh, very good! 771 00:40:27,258 --> 00:40:29,218 [chuckles] You little devil. 772 00:40:33,764 --> 00:40:36,354 Oh, don't worry, she'll show up. 773 00:40:36,434 --> 00:40:38,354 She's not gonna miss her aunt's wedding. 774 00:40:38,436 --> 00:40:40,896 I'm not so sure. She's got her mom's stubbornness. 775 00:40:42,690 --> 00:40:46,280 -I mean "determination." -Oh. Hmm. 776 00:40:49,405 --> 00:40:50,735 [Lucifer] Ah. Here she is! 777 00:40:50,823 --> 00:40:53,083 Rory! There's a seat here. 778 00:40:55,244 --> 00:40:56,124 Rory. 779 00:41:04,503 --> 00:41:06,923 -What happened? -I don't know. 780 00:41:07,923 --> 00:41:10,433 ["Here Comes the Bride" playing on electric guitar] 781 00:41:29,612 --> 00:41:31,952 [laughs] Wow. 782 00:41:32,031 --> 00:41:34,621 Maze, you're getting married. 783 00:41:36,035 --> 00:41:39,825 -I never thought we'd get here. -Why? 'Cause you got kidnapped? 784 00:41:40,873 --> 00:41:43,333 Uh… yep. 785 00:41:44,168 --> 00:41:46,628 -That's exactly why. -[chuckles] 786 00:42:15,115 --> 00:42:18,365 [Adam wolf whistles] 787 00:42:18,869 --> 00:42:20,999 Whoa! [chuckles] 788 00:42:21,080 --> 00:42:24,460 Well, that's quite the upgrade from the old fig leaves, huh? 789 00:42:24,542 --> 00:42:26,842 Not that I ever had any complaint about those. 790 00:42:26,919 --> 00:42:30,549 -What are you doing here? -Linda said I should be supportive. 791 00:42:31,549 --> 00:42:33,129 I want the best for you, Eve. 792 00:42:33,717 --> 00:42:36,847 I really do. You deserve to be happy. 793 00:42:41,600 --> 00:42:42,520 Thanks. 794 00:42:44,812 --> 00:42:48,822 And also, I heard that you didn't have anyone to walk you down the aisle. 795 00:42:49,316 --> 00:42:52,236 It would be my honor if I could give you away. 796 00:42:54,071 --> 00:42:55,281 Adam, that is… 797 00:42:56,323 --> 00:42:59,033 -It's very big of you. -Thanks. 798 00:42:59,952 --> 00:43:03,622 I might as well, right? It's like I'm giving away a piece of myself. 799 00:43:04,290 --> 00:43:06,960 [laughing] 800 00:43:07,960 --> 00:43:08,840 Yeah. 801 00:43:10,337 --> 00:43:11,377 [Eve] Yeah. 802 00:43:13,132 --> 00:43:16,052 Uh, I-- I really appreciate that. 803 00:43:16,135 --> 00:43:17,925 I do, but, uh… 804 00:43:18,512 --> 00:43:20,722 I think I'm gonna do this one on my own. 805 00:43:20,806 --> 00:43:23,016 So, thanks, but… 806 00:43:25,227 --> 00:43:26,307 I got this. 807 00:43:26,395 --> 00:43:29,355 ["Worship" by LACES playing] 808 00:43:29,440 --> 00:43:30,610 [clears throat] 809 00:43:31,609 --> 00:43:32,439 Wow. 810 00:43:34,194 --> 00:43:36,114 ♪ But I will not take the limits ♪ 811 00:43:36,196 --> 00:43:38,946 ♪ I could live on the edge ♪ 812 00:43:39,033 --> 00:43:42,453 ♪ The edge with you ♪ 813 00:43:46,373 --> 00:43:48,383 ♪ And I will drive on the highway ♪ 814 00:43:48,459 --> 00:43:50,919 ♪ And I will turn off my headlights ♪ 815 00:43:51,003 --> 00:43:53,133 ♪ I will swallow the moment ♪ 816 00:43:53,213 --> 00:43:55,383 ♪ And it could just be all right ♪ 817 00:43:55,466 --> 00:44:02,426 ♪ But where, where Where would we go? ♪ 818 00:44:04,725 --> 00:44:07,015 ♪ Maybe in another ♪ 819 00:44:07,102 --> 00:44:11,192 ♪ Maybe in another life ♪ 820 00:44:14,276 --> 00:44:16,276 ♪ Maybe in another ♪ 821 00:44:16,362 --> 00:44:20,912 ♪ Maybe in another life ♪ 822 00:44:23,661 --> 00:44:25,751 ♪ 'Cause heaven won't have me… ♪ 823 00:44:25,829 --> 00:44:28,579 -[both sigh] -♪ Devil won't take me ♪ 824 00:44:28,666 --> 00:44:31,916 ♪ Nothing feels better than you ♪ 825 00:44:33,212 --> 00:44:35,882 ♪ If angels won't save me ♪ 826 00:44:35,964 --> 00:44:41,724 ♪ Baby, just break me 'Cause nothing feels better than you… ♪ 827 00:44:44,807 --> 00:44:47,057 [Linda] Between Heaven and Hell, 828 00:44:47,142 --> 00:44:50,022 there's an imperfect place. 829 00:44:51,271 --> 00:44:54,021 Our place, here on Earth. 830 00:44:54,942 --> 00:44:57,152 That's where these two women met. 831 00:44:57,236 --> 00:45:00,106 One who sees the best in people, 832 00:45:00,197 --> 00:45:03,277 and one who can torture the worst out of them. 833 00:45:03,367 --> 00:45:05,367 [laughing] 834 00:45:05,869 --> 00:45:07,579 [Linda] But these two women, 835 00:45:07,663 --> 00:45:09,753 they understood each other, 836 00:45:09,832 --> 00:45:13,882 and together they made, in this imperfect place, 837 00:45:14,628 --> 00:45:18,418 something that might actually be perfect. 838 00:45:19,466 --> 00:45:22,006 The brides have written their own vows. Eve. 839 00:45:23,095 --> 00:45:23,925 [Eve sighs] 840 00:45:25,222 --> 00:45:26,812 [sighs] Maze… 841 00:45:29,184 --> 00:45:32,154 I know that at some point 842 00:45:33,105 --> 00:45:38,935 you became convinced that you were unworthy of love. 843 00:45:39,903 --> 00:45:43,783 I look forward to spending the rest of my life 844 00:45:44,825 --> 00:45:46,235 proving you wrong. 845 00:45:47,786 --> 00:45:51,996 If recent events are any indication… [chuckles] 846 00:45:52,082 --> 00:45:57,672 …then I am sure that there's going to be a lot of bumps 847 00:45:57,755 --> 00:45:58,915 along the way. 848 00:46:01,133 --> 00:46:03,683 But as I stand here today… 849 00:46:04,970 --> 00:46:09,060 [sobbing] …in front of our family and our friends, 850 00:46:09,558 --> 00:46:14,768 I promise you that I will never, ever give up on us. 851 00:46:15,856 --> 00:46:18,936 -Again. -[chuckling] 852 00:46:19,818 --> 00:46:21,948 Because you, Mazikeen, 853 00:46:22,029 --> 00:46:23,989 you're my soul mate. 854 00:46:25,574 --> 00:46:26,914 [Mazikeen sighs] 855 00:46:29,411 --> 00:46:31,581 [gasps] Eve… 856 00:46:32,748 --> 00:46:33,578 I, um… 857 00:46:34,166 --> 00:46:36,166 I… [gasps] 858 00:46:36,251 --> 00:46:39,591 [shudders] I just love you so fucking much. 859 00:46:39,671 --> 00:46:41,591 [laughing] 860 00:46:41,673 --> 00:46:43,933 I love you so fucking much. 861 00:46:44,009 --> 00:46:47,719 -[cheering] -Yeah! 862 00:46:49,306 --> 00:46:51,056 [laughs] 863 00:46:51,141 --> 00:46:54,811 Well, I now pronounce you wife and wife. 864 00:46:54,895 --> 00:46:57,765 [guests shouting] 865 00:46:57,856 --> 00:46:59,226 -We did it. -We did it! 866 00:46:59,316 --> 00:47:01,186 -[laughing] -[cheering continues] 867 00:47:01,276 --> 00:47:04,736 [celebratory music playing] 868 00:47:16,625 --> 00:47:18,125 [dance music playing] 869 00:47:18,210 --> 00:47:19,710 ♪ You like me, right? ♪ 870 00:47:19,795 --> 00:47:21,255 ♪ You want me back ♪ 871 00:47:21,338 --> 00:47:24,378 ♪ I understand you We got that chemistry ♪ 872 00:47:24,466 --> 00:47:26,676 ♪ I'm everything that you need… ♪ 873 00:47:26,760 --> 00:47:29,220 [laughing] 874 00:47:34,810 --> 00:47:36,400 Don't take it personally. 875 00:47:37,229 --> 00:47:39,819 Because Eve was created for you, 876 00:47:39,898 --> 00:47:42,438 it was important for her to walk down the aisle 877 00:47:42,526 --> 00:47:44,486 as an individual person. 878 00:47:44,987 --> 00:47:48,617 Just like it was important to Maze, who's been alone for so long, 879 00:47:49,157 --> 00:47:50,777 to walk with someone. 880 00:47:52,828 --> 00:47:54,998 [chuckles] Oh, wow. 881 00:47:55,956 --> 00:47:59,166 -You actually are a smart woman. -Yeah. 882 00:47:59,710 --> 00:48:01,000 Drop the "actually." 883 00:48:02,796 --> 00:48:05,086 Yes, ma'am. I mean, "Doctor." 884 00:48:05,799 --> 00:48:09,549 Hey, at least the chair situation has been alleviated. [chuckles] 885 00:48:10,470 --> 00:48:12,850 -[exhales] -Look, I know you're having a bad day. 886 00:48:12,931 --> 00:48:15,481 But just-- just try and look at the silver lining. 887 00:48:15,559 --> 00:48:17,639 A bad day? A bad day. 888 00:48:18,395 --> 00:48:19,605 I'm a ghost, Amenadiel. 889 00:48:20,772 --> 00:48:23,282 Ella, you gotta try this vegan cheese. 890 00:48:23,358 --> 00:48:25,068 -[Ella] Mm-hmm. -[Carol] Tastes like cheese. 891 00:48:25,944 --> 00:48:27,824 -Except not at all. -Mm-hmm. 892 00:48:27,905 --> 00:48:29,905 -[Carol sighs] -Mm-hmm. Yeah, cheese. Mm-hmm. 893 00:48:30,741 --> 00:48:31,781 What's in this? 894 00:48:32,451 --> 00:48:34,621 But at least you're not in Hell, Dan. 895 00:48:34,703 --> 00:48:37,963 You're here, watching your good friend get married. 896 00:48:38,040 --> 00:48:39,580 [chattering] 897 00:48:41,793 --> 00:48:44,343 Well, I will admit, grousing to you up here 898 00:48:44,421 --> 00:48:47,131 sure beats reading about grouses down there. [chuckles] 899 00:48:53,096 --> 00:48:54,846 I take it back. This is way too hard. 900 00:48:54,932 --> 00:48:56,982 [Amenadiel] Not as hard as Hell though, right? 901 00:48:57,059 --> 00:48:59,849 Being able to see my own daughter and knowing that she can't see me, 902 00:48:59,937 --> 00:49:01,767 that's its own kind of hell, Amenadiel. 903 00:49:02,314 --> 00:49:04,324 Now, why are those my only choices, anyway? 904 00:49:04,399 --> 00:49:06,899 I don't even know why I went to Hell in the first place. 905 00:49:07,611 --> 00:49:10,611 And I honestly can't think of anything I feel guilty about anymore. 906 00:49:10,697 --> 00:49:13,947 And what's worse? What's worse is I'm friends with celestial beings 907 00:49:14,034 --> 00:49:16,374 who are supposed to understand how all this stuff works, 908 00:49:16,453 --> 00:49:17,753 and not even they can help me. 909 00:49:17,829 --> 00:49:21,079 Dan, I'm sorry. I-- I wish we could, 910 00:49:21,166 --> 00:49:23,876 but the only one who can get you out of this mess is you. 911 00:49:23,961 --> 00:49:26,341 Now you have got to try and figure out 912 00:49:26,421 --> 00:49:30,681 what you're still feeling guilty about and then face it head on. 913 00:49:31,259 --> 00:49:33,139 Great. Great. 914 00:49:33,220 --> 00:49:36,640 So basically what you're telling me is that on top of everything else, 915 00:49:37,224 --> 00:49:40,314 I'm on my own. That's just peachy. 916 00:49:48,318 --> 00:49:51,148 'Fess up, T. You spiked the punch, didn't you? 917 00:49:51,947 --> 00:49:54,237 -Huh? -Never mind. 918 00:49:54,324 --> 00:49:59,914 [chuckles] I'm about four years too early. I'm Rory. Uh, Lucifer and Chloe's friend. 919 00:49:59,997 --> 00:50:03,247 Cool. I'm Trixie. Maze's best friend. 920 00:50:04,126 --> 00:50:06,796 [chuckles] I thought Lucifer was Maze's best friend. 921 00:50:06,878 --> 00:50:10,168 No way. I love Lucifer, but no way. 922 00:50:10,716 --> 00:50:12,626 You love him, huh? 923 00:50:13,885 --> 00:50:14,715 Why? 924 00:50:15,429 --> 00:50:20,019 'Cause he's funny and weird and really bad at board games. 925 00:50:20,642 --> 00:50:22,232 Lucifer plays board games? 926 00:50:22,310 --> 00:50:24,900 At least once a week. On game night. 927 00:50:24,980 --> 00:50:29,650 [laughs] You guys have a game night? You… never told me that. 928 00:50:30,902 --> 00:50:31,992 What do you mean? 929 00:50:32,696 --> 00:50:34,446 I just met you. 930 00:50:35,073 --> 00:50:35,993 Why does it…? 931 00:50:36,074 --> 00:50:37,874 Who are you again? 932 00:50:41,830 --> 00:50:42,870 I'm nobody. 933 00:50:45,667 --> 00:50:48,587 Hey! All right, so the babysitter's gonna take Trixie home. 934 00:50:48,670 --> 00:50:51,590 -You wanna hit the dance floor? -I thought you'd never ask. 935 00:50:51,673 --> 00:50:53,973 Oh, and by the way, we need to talk. 936 00:50:54,051 --> 00:50:56,141 Four most terrifying words in the English language. 937 00:50:56,219 --> 00:50:59,389 No, it's nothing bad. We just need to figure something out. 938 00:50:59,473 --> 00:51:01,733 But now… Right now, we dance. 939 00:51:01,808 --> 00:51:03,808 [dance music playing] 940 00:51:08,565 --> 00:51:10,895 -Hey, uh, I'll be right back. -Mm-hmm. 941 00:51:12,402 --> 00:51:16,822 You're not leaving right now, are you? Maze is only on her third tequila… bottle. 942 00:51:17,824 --> 00:51:19,994 That's what you have to say to me? 943 00:51:20,077 --> 00:51:22,197 I waited. You never showed up. 944 00:51:22,788 --> 00:51:24,498 Waited? Where? Showed up for what? 945 00:51:27,959 --> 00:51:30,629 Oh, you went to the tailor. [laughs] 946 00:51:31,588 --> 00:51:34,258 Oh! You went to the tailor. 947 00:51:35,050 --> 00:51:38,180 [chuckles] Ah, Rory, I'm so sorry. Maze needed my help. 948 00:51:38,261 --> 00:51:41,431 And you went running, like you always do for everyone else. 949 00:51:41,515 --> 00:51:43,175 There's always gonna be someone 950 00:51:43,266 --> 00:51:45,306 or something you choose over me, isn't there? 951 00:51:45,393 --> 00:51:47,653 In my defense, you did say you weren't going. 952 00:51:47,729 --> 00:51:49,939 What? And you said you'd be there! 953 00:51:50,023 --> 00:51:53,573 -I can't believe I let myself think that-- -[Chloe] Rory. Rory. 954 00:51:53,652 --> 00:51:57,072 -This is not the time or place right now. -[sighs] Agreed. 955 00:51:57,155 --> 00:52:00,115 Sure. Why don't we talk about it over game night? 956 00:52:00,200 --> 00:52:02,580 Oh, wait, that's something you only do with Trixie, 957 00:52:02,661 --> 00:52:04,121 who's not even his real daughter! 958 00:52:04,204 --> 00:52:06,834 -I don't believe this. -Rory. You guys come over here. 959 00:52:06,915 --> 00:52:09,875 [Lucifer] Game night happened twice. 960 00:52:09,960 --> 00:52:11,040 [dance music playing] 961 00:52:11,128 --> 00:52:15,048 ♪ If you feel like playing… ♪ 962 00:52:23,723 --> 00:52:25,933 [music distorts] 963 00:52:30,605 --> 00:52:32,185 [laughing] 964 00:52:35,193 --> 00:52:36,193 -[Carol] Ella. -[shouts] 965 00:52:36,278 --> 00:52:38,948 Oh, God! Oh, God! I'm so… 966 00:52:39,030 --> 00:52:41,320 -It's okay. It's okay. Hey, hey, hey. -I-- [sighs] 967 00:52:41,408 --> 00:52:42,948 -Are you okay? -Yeah, yeah, yeah. 968 00:52:43,034 --> 00:52:46,044 -No, totes. Oh, my gosh, I am so sorry. -It's okay. 969 00:52:46,121 --> 00:52:49,001 -Hey, hey, I'm gonna go clean this up. -Oh, my gosh. 970 00:52:49,082 --> 00:52:50,082 Are you sure you're okay? 971 00:52:50,167 --> 00:52:53,457 -Yeah, yeah, yeah, uh, so sorry. -All right. I'll be right back! 972 00:52:53,545 --> 00:52:54,375 [gasps] 973 00:52:55,797 --> 00:52:58,877 -I don't even like Monopoly anyway. -Oh, please. Rory, I know you're upset. 974 00:52:58,967 --> 00:53:01,467 But I'm sure your father has a perfectly reasonable explanation. 975 00:53:01,553 --> 00:53:02,763 I do, thank you. 976 00:53:02,846 --> 00:53:05,426 Maze was about to kill the first man, 977 00:53:05,515 --> 00:53:07,595 whom she used to scare the first woman away, 978 00:53:07,684 --> 00:53:10,274 so I had to go and nab some bride-soothing demons, 979 00:53:10,353 --> 00:53:12,313 aka, half the guest list. 980 00:53:12,939 --> 00:53:14,899 Maybe not perfectly normal, but… 981 00:53:14,983 --> 00:53:17,243 But you're always gonna find a reason to defend him. 982 00:53:17,319 --> 00:53:19,859 Why, Mom? He doesn't deserve it. 983 00:53:20,822 --> 00:53:22,872 You wanted a glimpse into your future? How's this? 984 00:53:22,949 --> 00:53:27,079 That something big I was going through when I accidentally time-jumped… 985 00:53:27,954 --> 00:53:29,374 it was you dying. 986 00:53:30,498 --> 00:53:33,918 In the future I come from, you're on your deathbed, 987 00:53:34,002 --> 00:53:35,752 and he's not there. 988 00:53:36,463 --> 00:53:38,013 I die in 20 years? 989 00:53:39,049 --> 00:53:41,639 Wh-- No. Mom, I'm older than I look. 990 00:53:41,718 --> 00:53:43,928 Half angel and all that, but that's not the point. 991 00:53:44,012 --> 00:53:46,392 The point is he's not there. 992 00:53:46,973 --> 00:53:50,393 Even for something that important, he's never there. 993 00:53:51,686 --> 00:53:53,856 -That can't-- [sighs] -[electronic feedback whining] 994 00:53:53,939 --> 00:53:56,819 [Ella] Wait, give me the microphone. 995 00:53:56,900 --> 00:53:59,570 -Cut the music! Cut the music! -[music stops] 996 00:53:59,653 --> 00:54:02,113 -Hold on, I have something to say. -[Rory sighs] 997 00:54:03,323 --> 00:54:07,203 No, I am not okay! 998 00:54:08,119 --> 00:54:10,709 I have been trying to keep it together for Maze and Eve, 999 00:54:10,789 --> 00:54:12,459 but I can't take it anymore! 1000 00:54:13,041 --> 00:54:17,301 I have to say something because I know the truth. 1001 00:54:17,879 --> 00:54:22,009 I know that Lucifer is the actual Devil! 1002 00:54:22,092 --> 00:54:25,642 Not, like, the most Method actor ever. 1003 00:54:26,221 --> 00:54:30,231 And Amenadiel is an angel. 1004 00:54:30,809 --> 00:54:32,769 Which makes Charlie half angel. 1005 00:54:32,852 --> 00:54:36,192 [speaks Spanish] 1006 00:54:37,649 --> 00:54:39,109 Oh, Maze! 1007 00:54:39,192 --> 00:54:40,902 Maze is a demon! 1008 00:54:41,569 --> 00:54:43,449 And Eve is… 1009 00:54:43,530 --> 00:54:45,160 well, Eve. 1010 00:54:45,782 --> 00:54:49,912 Whoa! I kissed the first woman. [chuckles] 1011 00:54:49,995 --> 00:54:55,125 Oh, oh, oh! And-- and-- and apparently, zombies are real. 1012 00:54:55,208 --> 00:54:57,208 Well, technically they're not zombies, Miss Lopez. 1013 00:54:57,294 --> 00:54:59,054 -Not now, Lucifer. -They're demons. 1014 00:54:59,629 --> 00:55:02,509 Ella, I understand how hard this is to process. 1015 00:55:02,590 --> 00:55:04,260 No, but this is it. 1016 00:55:04,342 --> 00:55:07,852 This isn't hard to process at all. 1017 00:55:07,929 --> 00:55:12,479 I believe in all this stuff already. 1018 00:55:12,559 --> 00:55:16,649 [sobbing] But what I can't believe 1019 00:55:17,314 --> 00:55:20,904 is that you all kept it from me. 1020 00:55:21,568 --> 00:55:24,778 It just absolutely breaks my heart 1021 00:55:25,530 --> 00:55:28,030 that you think so very little of me. 1022 00:55:28,825 --> 00:55:30,945 And I get it. I get it. 1023 00:55:31,036 --> 00:55:34,156 I get it. I get it. I'm just regular old Ella. 1024 00:55:34,247 --> 00:55:37,997 I mean, how much help can I be in stopping the end of the world? 1025 00:55:38,084 --> 00:55:41,004 -Still, you guys could have at least-- -Whoa. Back up. 1026 00:55:41,588 --> 00:55:43,298 What do you mean the end of the world? 1027 00:55:43,381 --> 00:55:46,011 I thought you told me that was all inside your head. 1028 00:55:46,092 --> 00:55:47,182 Yeah, I lied. 1029 00:55:47,260 --> 00:55:50,560 Because I figured you were just trying to throw me off the scent. 1030 00:55:52,849 --> 00:55:54,769 Uh, brother. 1031 00:55:57,687 --> 00:56:02,977 Wait, are you guys telling me that you don't know the world is ending? 1032 00:56:05,737 --> 00:56:06,697 [Mazikeen sighs] 1033 00:56:10,116 --> 00:56:11,116 [Ella] Uh-oh. 1034 00:56:12,577 --> 00:56:13,787 That can't be good. 1035 00:56:16,915 --> 00:56:19,705 Whew! Ha ha! Crisis averted, babe. See? 1036 00:56:19,793 --> 00:56:22,803 Got all cleaned up before it set. So… 1037 00:56:26,508 --> 00:56:27,678 What did I miss?