1 00:00:12,387 --> 00:00:14,927 Who are you? 2 00:00:15,682 --> 00:00:16,812 I'm your daughter! 3 00:00:16,891 --> 00:00:19,231 That's impossible. 4 00:00:19,310 --> 00:00:20,940 And yet here I am. 5 00:00:21,021 --> 00:00:23,061 I never met you before. 6 00:00:23,148 --> 00:00:24,728 Well, I guess that's what happens 7 00:00:24,816 --> 00:00:27,356 when you abandon your child before she's even born. 8 00:00:27,444 --> 00:00:28,994 -Did not. -Did too. 9 00:00:29,070 --> 00:00:30,410 -Did not. -Did too! 10 00:00:30,488 --> 00:00:33,028 Okay. 11 00:00:33,116 --> 00:00:36,486 Look, you can't be my daughter because angels can't procreate. 12 00:00:37,245 --> 00:00:38,075 Amenadiel did. 13 00:00:38,163 --> 00:00:39,583 Not helping, Daniel. 14 00:00:40,457 --> 00:00:43,077 Lucifer, look me in the eyes and tell me. 15 00:00:43,168 --> 00:00:45,838 -Tell me I'm not your daughter! 16 00:00:45,920 --> 00:00:49,220 Will this little paternity test get you to holster these wings of death? 17 00:00:54,929 --> 00:00:55,969 Thank you. 18 00:00:58,808 --> 00:00:59,638 Now… 19 00:01:01,269 --> 00:01:04,229 …can I get you a drink or a Xanax, maybe? 20 00:01:04,314 --> 00:01:07,864 Oh! Fine, fine. 21 00:01:08,693 --> 00:01:10,783 I don't believe this. 22 00:01:31,341 --> 00:01:33,221 Well, I'm sorry, but you can't be. 23 00:01:41,518 --> 00:01:43,188 -Well, I am! -Boo! 24 00:01:45,980 --> 00:01:49,230 Look, I'm sorry that your father abandoned you. Truly. 25 00:01:49,317 --> 00:01:50,817 I know how painful that is, 26 00:01:50,902 --> 00:01:55,532 but I promise you, you are not my daughter. 27 00:02:00,286 --> 00:02:01,246 You know what? 28 00:02:02,497 --> 00:02:04,577 I'm actually glad you abandoned me. 29 00:02:04,666 --> 00:02:07,036 Wouldn't want you to be my dad anyway. 30 00:02:12,507 --> 00:02:13,587 Who was that? 31 00:02:17,887 --> 00:02:20,307 And how's it possible there's an angel I've never met? 32 00:02:20,390 --> 00:02:22,930 I don't know, but you're welcome. 33 00:02:23,643 --> 00:02:24,693 "You're welcome"? 34 00:02:25,186 --> 00:02:26,056 Yeah. 35 00:02:26,771 --> 00:02:27,611 So… 36 00:02:29,065 --> 00:02:30,315 beam me up! 37 00:02:32,110 --> 00:02:33,320 Oh, Daniel. 38 00:02:35,155 --> 00:02:38,195 You know that I want to help you, but we've been through this before. 39 00:02:38,283 --> 00:02:40,743 -That's not how it works! -Yeah, I know. 40 00:02:40,827 --> 00:02:43,247 I know it's all about my own guilt, but I figured it out, man. 41 00:02:43,329 --> 00:02:46,039 You see, I was feeling guilty for betraying you to Michael, 42 00:02:46,124 --> 00:02:49,884 but I just saved your life, so even-steven. Huh? 43 00:02:49,961 --> 00:02:51,381 Up we go! 44 00:02:53,381 --> 00:02:54,221 Come on. 45 00:02:58,136 --> 00:02:59,676 Why am I still here? 46 00:03:00,346 --> 00:03:02,676 Well, you must feel guilty about something else. 47 00:03:05,852 --> 00:03:08,982 Or maybe you actually have no idea how any of this works. 48 00:03:09,647 --> 00:03:12,567 As former ruler of Hell, and soon-to-be ruler of the full monty, 49 00:03:12,650 --> 00:03:15,450 I believe I'm the only one who knows how any of this works. 50 00:03:15,528 --> 00:03:18,948 Really? Well, you had no idea that you were able to bring me up to Earth, 51 00:03:19,032 --> 00:03:20,872 and yet here I am, in the flesh. 52 00:03:21,659 --> 00:03:22,489 Kind of. 53 00:03:22,577 --> 00:03:25,657 Of course I knew that. I just didn't think it was for the best. 54 00:03:26,539 --> 00:03:28,039 So you did know? 55 00:03:29,417 --> 00:03:31,837 And yet you still left me in ping-pong purgatory 56 00:03:31,920 --> 00:03:34,800 to return Belios' pathetic backhand for thousands of years? 57 00:03:34,881 --> 00:03:35,721 Exactly. 58 00:03:44,474 --> 00:03:45,314 Wow. 59 00:03:46,309 --> 00:03:47,889 You know what, man? 60 00:03:47,977 --> 00:03:50,097 You have no idea what's right for me. 61 00:03:50,772 --> 00:03:52,112 You stay away from me. 62 00:03:53,566 --> 00:03:54,396 Daniel. 63 00:04:13,211 --> 00:04:14,461 -Chloe. -Hi. 64 00:04:14,545 --> 00:04:17,415 So, since we went to Hell, I've been thinking a lot about Heaven. 65 00:04:17,507 --> 00:04:18,967 Like, all night. 66 00:04:19,050 --> 00:04:21,010 And since you're finally ready to become God 67 00:04:21,094 --> 00:04:24,014 and I will be your partner up there, I have a few questions. 68 00:04:24,097 --> 00:04:25,057 Do you have a second? 69 00:04:25,139 --> 00:04:27,269 -I was on my way to see Amenadiel. -Okay, so number one. 70 00:04:27,350 --> 00:04:30,480 Time goes much faster in Hell than it does on Earth, 71 00:04:30,561 --> 00:04:33,731 so is it the same in Heaven? I mean, say I'm up there for a year. 72 00:04:33,815 --> 00:04:36,105 How long am I gone on Earth, for, like, a minute? 73 00:04:36,192 --> 00:04:38,532 And then number two, if that is the case, 74 00:04:38,611 --> 00:04:40,911 would Trixie even notice if I'm gone for the day? 75 00:04:40,989 --> 00:04:44,199 Because I've just been so nervous to talk to her about this, you know, 76 00:04:44,284 --> 00:04:45,584 the Heaven of all of it. 77 00:04:45,660 --> 00:04:48,410 -And then speaking of teleportation. -We were speaking of teleportation? 78 00:04:48,496 --> 00:04:49,866 Are you even gonna have time 79 00:04:49,956 --> 00:04:52,036 to fly me up and down every time, or are you gonna, 80 00:04:52,125 --> 00:04:55,335 what, blink your eyes and beam me up whenever you want to? 81 00:04:55,420 --> 00:04:57,630 Why does everyone think "beaming up" is a thing? 82 00:04:57,714 --> 00:05:00,804 Look, everything is going to be fine. 83 00:05:01,926 --> 00:05:05,676 Like I keep saying, when I'm God, I will figure things out. 84 00:05:07,598 --> 00:05:08,428 Okay. 85 00:05:09,017 --> 00:05:10,097 Okay, I'm sorry. 86 00:05:10,184 --> 00:05:11,194 I just, y-you know… 87 00:05:11,269 --> 00:05:13,399 I have no idea what to expect. 88 00:05:13,479 --> 00:05:16,109 As you know, when I get nervous, I investigate. 89 00:05:16,190 --> 00:05:19,070 I know you do, Detective. 90 00:05:19,152 --> 00:05:23,452 But there's nothing to be scared about, I promise. I'll be right there beside you. 91 00:05:25,450 --> 00:05:26,580 Okay. 92 00:05:28,578 --> 00:05:31,868 I can't believe this is finally happening. 93 00:05:37,420 --> 00:05:38,250 What's wrong? 94 00:05:38,838 --> 00:05:42,298 Well, I just need to take care of a little misunderstanding first. 95 00:05:42,383 --> 00:05:43,263 What happened? 96 00:05:44,260 --> 00:05:47,060 -Is it Dan? Did you find him? -No, Daniel is… 97 00:05:47,972 --> 00:05:48,972 He's fine. Um… 98 00:05:49,057 --> 00:05:52,227 No, this is something else, which will be cleared up in no time, 99 00:05:52,310 --> 00:05:54,230 and then we will be off to Heaven. 100 00:05:54,312 --> 00:05:56,652 And we will figure things out together. 101 00:05:56,731 --> 00:05:57,821 Okay? 102 00:05:59,484 --> 00:06:00,324 Okay. 103 00:06:11,287 --> 00:06:12,117 Brother! 104 00:06:13,122 --> 00:06:14,792 Why haven't you answered my calls? 105 00:06:14,874 --> 00:06:17,504 There has been a catastrophic miscarriage of justice. 106 00:06:18,086 --> 00:06:20,166 Is this another excuse to put off being God? 107 00:06:20,254 --> 00:06:22,264 No, no, this is about some rando angel 108 00:06:22,340 --> 00:06:25,180 flying around, accusing me of being her father. 109 00:06:25,259 --> 00:06:27,929 An angel that we don't know about. Describe her. 110 00:06:28,012 --> 00:06:29,312 Well, I don't know. 111 00:06:29,389 --> 00:06:32,019 Early 20s. Resting mean face. 112 00:06:32,100 --> 00:06:33,680 Loves blaming others. 113 00:06:33,768 --> 00:06:37,228 Combative, rebellious and says that I abandoned her. 114 00:06:37,313 --> 00:06:41,033 Hmm. Sounds like someone I know. Maybe she is your daughter, Lucy. 115 00:06:41,109 --> 00:06:45,239 Ha-ha! Do I need to remind you that angels cannot produce offspring? 116 00:06:45,321 --> 00:06:48,531 And need I remind you of your nephew? 117 00:06:48,616 --> 00:06:50,616 Well, that's different. 118 00:06:50,701 --> 00:06:52,951 You subconsciously wanted to get closer to humanity, 119 00:06:53,037 --> 00:06:56,077 so you lost your powers and made a baby. A human baby. 120 00:06:56,749 --> 00:06:59,539 This girl's an angel, and I may do a lot of sinful things, 121 00:06:59,627 --> 00:07:01,377 but incest is not on the list. 122 00:07:01,462 --> 00:07:04,762 Well, you have certainly slept with plenty of humans, so… 123 00:07:05,383 --> 00:07:06,223 Wait a minute. 124 00:07:06,884 --> 00:07:09,974 If you made an angel child with one of them, then… 125 00:07:10,054 --> 00:07:12,974 then perhaps there's still a chance Charlie could grow up to be an angel. 126 00:07:13,057 --> 00:07:14,887 Maybe his wings will pop out at puberty! 127 00:07:14,976 --> 00:07:17,936 Oh, yes, the three signs of puberty. Acne, pubes and wings. 128 00:07:18,020 --> 00:07:20,110 Can we focus on my problem, please? 129 00:07:20,189 --> 00:07:21,479 Yes, yes, yes, okay. 130 00:07:21,566 --> 00:07:24,936 Well, Charlie appears to be growing at a normal human rate. 131 00:07:25,027 --> 00:07:28,907 So I think we can assume that your half-human baby would do the same. 132 00:07:29,490 --> 00:07:31,990 So, the only way that you could be this girl's father is 133 00:07:32,076 --> 00:07:35,906 if you were on Earth around 20 years ago when she was conceived. 134 00:07:35,997 --> 00:07:37,707 And had sex with a woman. 135 00:07:38,291 --> 00:07:42,041 I just assumed that every time you were on Earth you had sex with a woman. 136 00:07:42,128 --> 00:07:43,458 Not always a woman, brother. 137 00:07:43,546 --> 00:07:45,006 True, true. 138 00:07:45,506 --> 00:07:48,586 -Well, were you on Earth in the late '90s? -Of course not. 139 00:07:48,676 --> 00:07:50,336 Who wants to visit the '90s? 140 00:07:50,428 --> 00:07:53,468 Frosted tips? Dial-up? Creed? 141 00:07:57,310 --> 00:07:58,140 Oh, hang on. 142 00:07:59,103 --> 00:08:02,063 Hang on, I did pop up to celebrate the end of the '90s. 143 00:08:02,648 --> 00:08:05,938 Falcons/Broncos Super Bowl, '99, Miami. 144 00:08:06,027 --> 00:08:09,657 Epic party. Lots of bodies, very few clothes. 145 00:08:09,739 --> 00:08:12,489 It's starting to sound like congratulations are in order. 146 00:08:12,575 --> 00:08:14,945 Keep the champagne corked, brother. 147 00:08:15,661 --> 00:08:17,751 She is not my daughter. 148 00:08:31,302 --> 00:08:32,222 Hey, Daddy. 149 00:08:33,763 --> 00:08:36,563 No, that's where you're mistaken, buddy boy. 150 00:08:36,641 --> 00:08:38,681 I am here to prove that I… 151 00:08:40,436 --> 00:08:41,646 am nobody's daddy. 152 00:09:11,551 --> 00:09:13,431 Wait, so nobody can see me? 153 00:09:13,511 --> 00:09:14,351 Hey! 154 00:09:19,517 --> 00:09:21,477 What's up, everybody? 155 00:09:24,188 --> 00:09:25,518 So no one can hear me? 156 00:09:25,606 --> 00:09:28,816 Can you hear me? Whoo! Whoo! Whoo! 157 00:09:34,365 --> 00:09:37,325 This really sucks. 158 00:09:39,579 --> 00:09:41,329 Ella. Yes! 159 00:09:41,414 --> 00:09:43,834 If any human can see me, you can. 160 00:09:44,333 --> 00:09:46,963 You're the most spiritual person I know. Yes! 161 00:09:49,463 --> 00:09:51,133 Ella! It's me. 162 00:09:51,215 --> 00:09:52,215 It's Dan. 163 00:09:52,300 --> 00:09:53,510 Can you hear me? 164 00:09:54,010 --> 00:09:54,840 Ella! 165 00:09:55,761 --> 00:09:57,221 Can you hear me? 166 00:09:57,305 --> 00:09:58,135 Ella! 167 00:09:59,390 --> 00:10:02,440 Dan, is that you? 168 00:10:02,518 --> 00:10:05,098 Wait, can you smell me? 169 00:10:06,272 --> 00:10:09,072 You recognize my Axe body wash? 170 00:10:09,150 --> 00:10:12,900 Is that what it is? This is great! This is great! I'm right here, look! 171 00:10:12,987 --> 00:10:14,567 -Smell that, come on! -Oh, man. 172 00:10:14,655 --> 00:10:18,825 Not only does this report say that you are just a regular old bullfrog 173 00:10:18,909 --> 00:10:21,789 with zero traces of the supernatural, 174 00:10:21,871 --> 00:10:25,211 you are also stinking up my lab, 175 00:10:25,958 --> 00:10:27,128 Dan. 176 00:10:29,920 --> 00:10:31,760 Thanks for the false hope, buddy. 177 00:10:32,340 --> 00:10:33,630 And just so you know, 178 00:10:33,716 --> 00:10:37,466 she only named you "Dan" because she misses me. 179 00:10:43,351 --> 00:10:44,691 Can you see me? 180 00:10:45,811 --> 00:10:46,901 Hey. 181 00:10:48,356 --> 00:10:51,396 -I feel it too, little guy. 182 00:10:52,860 --> 00:10:55,950 My sixth sense? Off the charts. 183 00:10:56,030 --> 00:10:58,910 It's like an M. Night Shyamalan movie up in here. 184 00:10:59,992 --> 00:11:01,702 I don't know what's going on, 185 00:11:02,370 --> 00:11:04,290 but I'm gonna figure it out. 186 00:11:05,122 --> 00:11:06,372 It's me. 187 00:11:06,457 --> 00:11:09,287 Ella, it's me! That's what you're sensing. 188 00:11:09,377 --> 00:11:12,457 I'm right here! Ella, come on! Please! 189 00:11:12,546 --> 00:11:18,046 But first, you, my slimy friend, are in serious need of a spa day. 190 00:11:18,678 --> 00:11:19,928 Whoo! 191 00:11:23,099 --> 00:11:24,179 Ella. 192 00:11:30,690 --> 00:11:32,400 -Linda! 193 00:11:32,483 --> 00:11:33,363 Yes, hello. 194 00:11:33,984 --> 00:11:34,864 Linda. 195 00:11:35,653 --> 00:11:36,953 Hi! 196 00:11:39,198 --> 00:11:41,158 Hey, has Lucifer stopped by? 197 00:11:41,242 --> 00:11:42,992 Um, I haven't seen him. 198 00:11:43,577 --> 00:11:44,697 Is everything okay? 199 00:11:44,787 --> 00:11:47,617 Oh, um, yeah. 200 00:11:47,707 --> 00:11:49,207 Yeah, I'm sure it's fine. 201 00:11:49,291 --> 00:11:53,671 He just had to run a little errand before we start our new job in Heaven. 202 00:11:53,754 --> 00:11:55,424 You're worried he's putting it off again? 203 00:11:56,006 --> 00:11:58,676 No, but it's a little weird he hasn't returned my texts or calls. 204 00:11:58,759 --> 00:12:01,929 I mean, I'm nervous about the God thing, so maybe he is too. 205 00:12:02,012 --> 00:12:06,182 He's probably just off somewhere trying to deal with that. 206 00:12:06,267 --> 00:12:08,057 It's just, he hasn't done this since-- 207 00:12:08,144 --> 00:12:11,194 February 2, 2017. 208 00:12:12,064 --> 00:12:12,944 Mm-hmm. 209 00:12:13,023 --> 00:12:16,443 When he disappeared to Vegas and married Candy Morningstar. 210 00:12:16,527 --> 00:12:17,607 Mm-hmm. 211 00:12:17,695 --> 00:12:20,815 But what are the chances he'd run off to Vegas and marry a stripper twice? 212 00:12:22,950 --> 00:12:27,000 Okay, but maybe-- maybe what you're really worried about 213 00:12:27,079 --> 00:12:31,539 is maintaining your hard-fought level of communication and trust. 214 00:12:33,169 --> 00:12:36,669 Yeah, I mean, our relationship, our partnership has come so far. 215 00:12:36,756 --> 00:12:40,296 I just-- I just don't know why he wouldn't just tell me what he's up to. 216 00:12:40,384 --> 00:12:43,354 Well, you're both past the point of guessing games. 217 00:12:44,180 --> 00:12:45,470 Why don't you ask him? 218 00:12:47,516 --> 00:12:49,806 Right. Yes, I can-- I'll just find… 219 00:12:50,728 --> 00:12:53,018 Find out where he is, and, yeah, I'll just ask him. 220 00:12:53,105 --> 00:12:54,105 There's, um… 221 00:12:54,190 --> 00:12:57,110 …this app I have that sort of just tells me where he is. 222 00:12:58,652 --> 00:12:59,572 He's where? 223 00:13:02,948 --> 00:13:04,948 So I just sent you the info you wanted, 224 00:13:05,034 --> 00:13:06,954 but you gotta tell me what this is about. 225 00:13:07,036 --> 00:13:08,446 Call it a finder's fee. 226 00:13:08,537 --> 00:13:11,037 A young lady playing "Pin the tail on the daddy" 227 00:13:11,123 --> 00:13:12,583 picked me as the ass. 228 00:13:12,666 --> 00:13:14,286 Well, good thing you're shooting blanks, 229 00:13:14,376 --> 00:13:16,956 or you'd have what, 10,000 Lucifer juniors running around? 230 00:13:17,046 --> 00:13:19,296 Ten-thousand seems a tad superfluous. 231 00:13:19,381 --> 00:13:21,511 Well, you did come down here for one night in the '90s 232 00:13:21,592 --> 00:13:24,092 and managed to orgy it up with 36 people. 233 00:13:24,178 --> 00:13:25,638 It was Y2K! 234 00:13:25,721 --> 00:13:28,471 People were getting jiggy with it left, right and center. 235 00:13:28,557 --> 00:13:30,637 Anyway, did you manage to locate the women 236 00:13:30,726 --> 00:13:32,766 who gave birth to daughters nine months later? 237 00:13:32,853 --> 00:13:35,653 Yeah, addresses for the four women are in your inbox. 238 00:13:35,731 --> 00:13:37,861 Numero uno is the only one still in Miami. 239 00:13:37,942 --> 00:13:41,202 A dance teacher. Ana Christina Perez Del Rio. 240 00:13:41,278 --> 00:13:44,658 Excellent. All I have to do is verify that none of those women's daughters 241 00:13:44,740 --> 00:13:47,870 are the girl that showed up at the penthouse, then it'll be clear. 242 00:13:47,952 --> 00:13:49,412 There's no way that kid is mine. 243 00:13:49,495 --> 00:13:51,575 Can't wait to watch the rerun on Jerry Springer. 244 00:13:51,664 --> 00:13:52,504 Very funny. 245 00:13:52,581 --> 00:13:55,381 -Great job! 246 00:13:55,459 --> 00:13:57,249 Work it, work it! 247 00:13:59,255 --> 00:14:02,085 More hips. Move those hips, come on! 248 00:14:02,174 --> 00:14:03,594 Nice job. 249 00:14:03,676 --> 00:14:05,176 Yes! 250 00:14:05,261 --> 00:14:06,601 Lucifer? 251 00:14:06,679 --> 00:14:10,269 I never thought I'd see you again. You haven't changed a bit. 252 00:14:10,349 --> 00:14:13,979 Well, last time I saw you, you were a Denver Broncos cheerleader. 253 00:14:14,061 --> 00:14:16,481 -Well… -Oh. 254 00:14:17,189 --> 00:14:18,019 Yes. 255 00:14:18,107 --> 00:14:19,397 We need to talk. 256 00:14:20,109 --> 00:14:23,069 -I do love a bit of salsa, on my chips. 257 00:14:23,153 --> 00:14:25,363 I have missed your jokes. Mmm! 258 00:14:25,447 --> 00:14:28,157 -And a lot of other things too. -I'm sure you have. 259 00:14:29,285 --> 00:14:31,995 People change. Except you, apparently. 260 00:14:32,079 --> 00:14:36,289 Ugh. Well, I certainly hope I'm the same childless man I was back in '99. 261 00:14:36,917 --> 00:14:40,047 Don't lie. Is it good genes or Botox? 262 00:14:40,129 --> 00:14:41,089 Immortality. 263 00:14:41,171 --> 00:14:42,721 You should check out our next class. 264 00:14:42,798 --> 00:14:45,718 -I'm here on business and not pleasure. -Oh. 265 00:14:45,801 --> 00:14:48,051 Is this your daughter? 266 00:14:48,137 --> 00:14:49,307 Kind of hard to tell. 267 00:14:49,388 --> 00:14:52,018 How about now? 268 00:14:52,099 --> 00:14:53,059 What are you playing at? 269 00:14:53,142 --> 00:14:56,772 Well, I'm trying to prove that your daughter isn't also my daughter, 270 00:14:56,854 --> 00:15:00,324 so if you wouldn't mind showing me a photograph or a picture… 271 00:15:00,399 --> 00:15:04,189 No need to worry, Lucifer, I always triple-checked my IUD before an orgy. 272 00:15:04,278 --> 00:15:07,618 Lovely, I'm sure you did. Irrespective of that, uh, a picture? 273 00:15:07,698 --> 00:15:10,738 Uh, or a tattoo. 274 00:15:10,826 --> 00:15:12,906 Thank me. I'm not the dad. 275 00:15:13,495 --> 00:15:16,575 One down, three to disprove. I'm not the father. 276 00:15:16,665 --> 00:15:18,495 Well, she looks refreshingly unfamiliar. 277 00:15:18,584 --> 00:15:20,214 Thank me, I'm not the dad! 278 00:15:20,294 --> 00:15:22,844 I mean, yeah, you? A father? 279 00:15:22,922 --> 00:15:24,212 That'd be disastrous. 280 00:15:24,298 --> 00:15:25,418 I beg your pardon. 281 00:15:25,507 --> 00:15:27,007 You're not the sticking-around type. 282 00:15:27,092 --> 00:15:28,092 No offense. 283 00:15:29,803 --> 00:15:30,973 Offense taken. 284 00:15:31,055 --> 00:15:32,965 I'd be a great father, thank you very much. 285 00:15:33,057 --> 00:15:35,307 In fact, I'm about to be World's Best Dad 286 00:15:35,392 --> 00:15:37,442 to seven billion people. So… 287 00:15:38,020 --> 00:15:42,730 Hmm, well, if you wanna be a dad so bad, 288 00:15:42,816 --> 00:15:44,316 maybe there's still time. 289 00:15:44,401 --> 00:15:46,741 My divorce just finalized, 290 00:15:46,820 --> 00:15:49,820 and I'm ready to party like it's 1999. 291 00:15:49,907 --> 00:15:52,827 I-- I'm sorry, but I'm not that same male slut 292 00:15:52,910 --> 00:15:55,960 that you had sex with many, many times that night. 293 00:15:56,038 --> 00:15:57,458 I do stick around these days. 294 00:15:57,539 --> 00:16:01,169 Eliza, what are you doing? I told you, I've evolved! 295 00:16:01,877 --> 00:16:02,797 Lucifer! 296 00:16:04,463 --> 00:16:06,053 You haven't changed at all. 297 00:16:09,343 --> 00:16:10,183 Chloe! 298 00:16:10,260 --> 00:16:13,640 I can't believe you were halfway across the country, and you didn't even tell me. 299 00:16:13,722 --> 00:16:16,352 -I thought you were better than this. -Better than what? 300 00:16:16,433 --> 00:16:18,523 Than running off again. What'd you marry her too? 301 00:16:18,602 --> 00:16:21,362 I'm just here to prove she's not the mother of my illegitimate child. 302 00:16:21,438 --> 00:16:23,818 Child? What child? 303 00:16:24,566 --> 00:16:27,946 Look, a young lady broke into my penthouse, 304 00:16:28,028 --> 00:16:31,488 acting like the devil's spawn and claiming to be one, to boot. 305 00:16:32,324 --> 00:16:34,204 -But angels can't-- -Exactly. 306 00:16:34,284 --> 00:16:35,664 -Except Amenadiel because-- -Right. 307 00:16:35,744 --> 00:16:38,914 -So the woman who came to see you… -Is deeply confused, precisely. 308 00:16:38,998 --> 00:16:40,168 Hmm? 309 00:16:40,249 --> 00:16:43,459 -So, we're all good now, right? -No. 310 00:16:43,544 --> 00:16:45,054 No, we're not all good. 311 00:16:45,129 --> 00:16:47,299 All this talk about being partners. 312 00:16:47,381 --> 00:16:50,181 -Why would you keep this from me? -I didn't see the need to upset you. 313 00:16:50,259 --> 00:16:51,639 -I'm not upset. 314 00:16:53,804 --> 00:16:56,354 Well, your super strength is suggesting otherwise. 315 00:16:58,934 --> 00:17:02,694 Look, I am sorry. I should have told you. 316 00:17:05,315 --> 00:17:08,645 Just promise me, no more secrets, okay? 317 00:17:08,736 --> 00:17:11,276 Absolutely. I promise. 318 00:17:11,363 --> 00:17:14,703 Good news is, there's only one woman left on the list, so… 319 00:17:15,492 --> 00:17:16,452 What list? 320 00:17:17,202 --> 00:17:18,202 Uh… 321 00:17:22,082 --> 00:17:24,592 -Lucifer, are you still here? -Oh, no. 322 00:17:24,668 --> 00:17:28,668 This is giving me, like, generic demon bounty-hunter vibes. 323 00:17:28,756 --> 00:17:30,126 I wanna feel special. 324 00:17:31,300 --> 00:17:34,680 Oh, Maze! Thank God. 325 00:17:35,262 --> 00:17:38,932 I have been looking for someone to talk to all day. 326 00:17:39,516 --> 00:17:42,766 I mean, I went to visit Ella. Of course, she couldn't see me. 327 00:17:42,853 --> 00:17:45,063 But I mean, you can see me, right, Maze? 328 00:17:45,147 --> 00:17:46,017 Maze? 329 00:17:46,815 --> 00:17:47,725 Maze. 330 00:17:48,901 --> 00:17:49,991 I don't get it. 331 00:17:50,694 --> 00:17:51,744 I don't get it. 332 00:17:51,820 --> 00:17:54,160 Dan the stupid frog can see me, but you can't. 333 00:17:54,239 --> 00:17:57,869 Can somebody please, please just tell me the rules? 334 00:17:57,951 --> 00:18:01,331 Mnh-mnh. No, way less peg on the ankle, Milan. 335 00:18:01,413 --> 00:18:02,833 I don't wanna look like Dan. 336 00:18:02,915 --> 00:18:05,205 Oh, yes, that would be a tragedy. 337 00:18:05,292 --> 00:18:06,422 Poor guy. 338 00:18:06,502 --> 00:18:08,342 His pants were always so tight. 339 00:18:08,420 --> 00:18:10,880 That's all you have to say, huh? 340 00:18:12,007 --> 00:18:15,297 The first time anyone said anything about me since I got back, 341 00:18:15,385 --> 00:18:17,755 except to name a stupid frog after me, 342 00:18:17,846 --> 00:18:20,016 is to take a dump on my fashion sense? 343 00:18:20,099 --> 00:18:24,139 Well, you know what? I am glad you can't see me! 344 00:18:24,228 --> 00:18:25,598 And another thing! 345 00:18:25,687 --> 00:18:31,027 Everybody knows that LA is way too hot for leather! 346 00:18:34,071 --> 00:18:36,571 -Lazman hazeh. Mazel tov. 347 00:18:36,657 --> 00:18:38,907 -Mazel tov! 348 00:18:38,992 --> 00:18:42,372 I haven't been to a bris since little baby Sigmund's. 349 00:18:42,454 --> 00:18:45,124 -Really? -Yes, the mohel made a Freudian snip. 350 00:18:46,750 --> 00:18:49,750 So Maze said the last person on the list works here? 351 00:18:49,837 --> 00:18:52,257 Hmm. Esther Barnum. 352 00:18:53,173 --> 00:18:54,133 And there she is. 353 00:18:55,801 --> 00:19:00,221 Well, a rabbi. I can see why you two would have a special connection. 354 00:19:01,098 --> 00:19:01,968 Hmm? 355 00:19:03,183 --> 00:19:05,773 No, our special connection 356 00:19:05,853 --> 00:19:08,023 lasted about 15 very shallow minutes. 357 00:19:08,105 --> 00:19:09,815 I doubt I even made an impression. 358 00:19:09,898 --> 00:19:10,818 Lucifer! 359 00:19:13,152 --> 00:19:17,452 -Oh. 360 00:19:18,448 --> 00:19:23,118 I have waited 22 years to tell you how much you changed my life. 361 00:19:23,704 --> 00:19:25,544 -Oh. -Uh, for the worse? 362 00:19:25,622 --> 00:19:29,382 No! You left a mark on my soul. 363 00:19:30,335 --> 00:19:31,165 Oh. 364 00:19:31,253 --> 00:19:33,213 You're the reason I became a rabbi. 365 00:19:33,964 --> 00:19:36,134 Oh. Because I brought out her deepest desires. 366 00:19:36,216 --> 00:19:37,756 It could've happened to anyone. 367 00:19:38,343 --> 00:19:40,473 Yes, it's lovely to see you again, Esther. 368 00:19:40,554 --> 00:19:44,474 Um, if you wouldn't mind showing us a photograph of your daughter… 369 00:19:45,392 --> 00:19:46,892 Not in a creepy way. 370 00:19:46,977 --> 00:19:47,937 …then we'll be off. 371 00:19:48,020 --> 00:19:49,020 Is this about Mira? 372 00:19:50,105 --> 00:19:52,475 -Mira? -You heard from her? Did you find her? 373 00:19:53,150 --> 00:19:55,030 Um, did something happen to her? 374 00:19:56,403 --> 00:19:58,663 She ran away, five years ago. 375 00:19:58,739 --> 00:20:01,909 -I even hired a private detective. -Hmm. 376 00:20:01,992 --> 00:20:04,082 This is one of the last pictures I have of her. 377 00:20:04,661 --> 00:20:05,951 Oh, well, that settles it. 378 00:20:06,038 --> 00:20:08,498 I'll take "I am not the father" for 200 please, Alex. 379 00:20:08,582 --> 00:20:10,172 You barely even looked at the photo. 380 00:20:10,250 --> 00:20:13,630 I don't need to, because the girl in my penthouse had pink streaks in her hair, 381 00:20:13,712 --> 00:20:15,132 heavy eyeliner, angry eyebrows. 382 00:20:15,214 --> 00:20:17,554 -That sounds like Mira. -It does? 383 00:20:17,633 --> 00:20:20,643 She was always a troubled girl. Upset a lot. 384 00:20:20,719 --> 00:20:22,929 -And she always wanted to dye her hair. -Oh. 385 00:20:23,931 --> 00:20:25,391 Why did Mira run away? 386 00:20:26,683 --> 00:20:30,983 -She was looking for her father. -And you named me as the unlucky chap? 387 00:20:31,521 --> 00:20:34,901 To be honest, I don't know who her dad is. 388 00:20:35,943 --> 00:20:39,203 -I was a different person back then. -Hmm. Me too. 389 00:20:39,780 --> 00:20:42,410 I tried to be enough for Mira, but… 390 00:20:43,325 --> 00:20:44,785 she wanted answers. 391 00:20:46,203 --> 00:20:47,913 Missing a child, 392 00:20:47,996 --> 00:20:51,746 it's like missing a part of yourself that can never be replaced. 393 00:20:53,585 --> 00:20:58,005 Well, as a mother myself, I can't imagine what you're going through. 394 00:20:58,632 --> 00:21:00,182 We will help you find your daughter. 395 00:21:04,346 --> 00:21:06,636 Oh, absolutely. Uh, your daughter… 396 00:21:06,723 --> 00:21:08,643 …who definitely, 397 00:21:08,725 --> 00:21:11,265 definitely isn't my daughter. 398 00:21:30,580 --> 00:21:31,790 Amenadiel. 399 00:21:33,375 --> 00:21:35,705 You're an angel. You can see me, right? 400 00:21:38,505 --> 00:21:41,675 Amenadiel! Please, come on, man! I just want my friends back. 401 00:21:42,259 --> 00:21:43,259 Amenadiel! 402 00:21:47,681 --> 00:21:49,851 This sucks! 403 00:21:52,060 --> 00:21:53,850 -Dan? 404 00:21:56,189 --> 00:21:58,149 Dan, is that you? 405 00:21:58,233 --> 00:22:00,443 Wait, you-- You can see me? 406 00:22:00,527 --> 00:22:02,647 -Wait, did Lucifer bring you up here? -No, no, no! 407 00:22:02,738 --> 00:22:05,028 Some crazy, psycho, punk-rock angel did. 408 00:22:05,115 --> 00:22:07,825 -Oh, I heard about her. -Yeah, man, she just left me here. 409 00:22:07,909 --> 00:22:10,329 She left me here without explaining any of the stupid rules. 410 00:22:10,412 --> 00:22:11,832 Well, what have you been doing, man? 411 00:22:11,913 --> 00:22:14,043 I mean, have you-- have you seen Trixie? Chloe? 412 00:22:14,124 --> 00:22:16,384 No! No, no, no, man. 413 00:22:16,460 --> 00:22:18,750 You know, I-- I kind of wanted to figure out 414 00:22:18,837 --> 00:22:22,127 what being a ghost really-- really meant first, you know? 415 00:22:23,550 --> 00:22:25,300 I mean, I didn't wanna give Trixie a coronary, 416 00:22:25,385 --> 00:22:28,255 popping out of the bathroom mirror or something. 417 00:22:29,931 --> 00:22:32,641 Were you just studying police procedure? 418 00:22:32,726 --> 00:22:33,556 Yeah. 419 00:22:34,561 --> 00:22:37,111 Yeah, man, I made it into the Academy, thanks to you. 420 00:22:37,189 --> 00:22:38,019 What? 421 00:22:38,106 --> 00:22:41,396 Yeah, it meant a lot to me, you submitting my application. 422 00:22:41,485 --> 00:22:44,145 -That's great, man. That's great. -Uh… 423 00:22:47,741 --> 00:22:48,701 Hey, I'm so… 424 00:22:50,035 --> 00:22:52,115 I'm so sorry about getting upset with you before. 425 00:22:53,288 --> 00:22:56,918 You know, I've been feeling so bad about the fight that we had right before you… 426 00:22:59,419 --> 00:23:00,629 Died? 427 00:23:01,338 --> 00:23:02,168 Yeah. 428 00:23:02,672 --> 00:23:04,052 Yeah, man. 429 00:23:04,132 --> 00:23:05,932 I've been feeling bad about that too, man. 430 00:23:06,009 --> 00:23:07,929 -That's why I didn't come visit you. -Yeah, yeah. 431 00:23:08,011 --> 00:23:09,351 You don't have to explain. 432 00:23:09,846 --> 00:23:11,716 Really. It's okay. 433 00:23:14,184 --> 00:23:15,774 -I love you, man. 434 00:23:18,355 --> 00:23:21,065 Right. You're a soul without a body. 435 00:23:21,149 --> 00:23:23,779 Yep, and I guess only angels can see me. 436 00:23:23,860 --> 00:23:25,530 What's up, Dan? 437 00:23:28,657 --> 00:23:31,327 Wait, what? Wait, you can actually see me now? 438 00:23:31,410 --> 00:23:34,160 Yeah, I could see you all along. Duh, it's me. 439 00:23:34,246 --> 00:23:35,906 Damn it, Maze. 440 00:23:35,997 --> 00:23:38,497 I might've figured this out earlier if you hadn't screwed with me. 441 00:23:38,583 --> 00:23:40,753 Demon love. It's so confusing. 442 00:23:40,836 --> 00:23:42,796 -Yeah. You should know. 443 00:23:43,839 --> 00:23:46,469 Oh, man, I'm just so happy I can actually talk to you guys. 444 00:23:46,550 --> 00:23:49,340 I don't know why Lucifer didn't bring you back, man, but it's-- 445 00:23:49,428 --> 00:23:50,758 it's great to see you, Dan. 446 00:23:51,346 --> 00:23:53,176 Yeah, we really missed you, bro. 447 00:23:54,099 --> 00:23:55,099 Oh, man. 448 00:23:56,059 --> 00:23:57,519 I missed you guys too. 449 00:23:58,937 --> 00:24:00,227 -Hmm? -Aah! 450 00:24:01,690 --> 00:24:03,400 Shit. Yeah. 451 00:24:13,326 --> 00:24:15,496 -Thank you for flying Lucifer Airways. 452 00:24:15,579 --> 00:24:17,619 Please ensure your table is in the upright position. 453 00:24:17,706 --> 00:24:19,876 -I know mine is. 454 00:24:19,958 --> 00:24:22,288 Huh. Hey, Lucifer… 455 00:24:23,003 --> 00:24:25,963 um, have you flown anyone else before? 456 00:24:26,882 --> 00:24:28,132 Only Maze. 457 00:24:28,216 --> 00:24:30,086 Oh, and Amenadiel once. 458 00:24:30,177 --> 00:24:32,177 He killed a goose with his face, Fabio-style. 459 00:24:32,262 --> 00:24:34,892 It was the highlight of my day. 460 00:24:35,474 --> 00:24:36,814 Oh, if it's any consolation, 461 00:24:36,892 --> 00:24:39,352 it's much more romantic with you in my arms. 462 00:24:40,228 --> 00:24:42,148 Yeah, it's just, I've been thinking-- 463 00:24:42,230 --> 00:24:45,070 About other things we can try in midair? Yes, me too. 464 00:24:45,150 --> 00:24:48,450 No, no, about how you've been keeping all this from me 465 00:24:48,528 --> 00:24:49,858 'cause you didn't wanna upset me. 466 00:24:50,739 --> 00:24:52,449 That's what I said, yes. 467 00:24:52,532 --> 00:24:57,582 Okay, well, you know, it took you a while to realize your feelings for me. 468 00:24:57,662 --> 00:25:00,792 So, maybe way deep down 469 00:25:00,874 --> 00:25:04,214 you know that you and Esther have a thing together. 470 00:25:04,294 --> 00:25:07,344 I mean, it's looking pretty possible that you actualized a child with her. 471 00:25:07,422 --> 00:25:08,972 Mira is not my daughter. 472 00:25:09,049 --> 00:25:13,009 Okay, but if you and Esther did have a thing, it's totally fine. 473 00:25:13,595 --> 00:25:16,555 Totally okay. Not like I didn't have any relationships before you. 474 00:25:16,640 --> 00:25:18,730 You know, I was-- I was married to Dan. 475 00:25:18,808 --> 00:25:20,888 So, just so you know, you can tell me about it. 476 00:25:20,977 --> 00:25:25,267 Right. Well, there has and never will be anything between Esther and I, okay? 477 00:25:25,357 --> 00:25:26,897 Okay, okay. 478 00:25:27,442 --> 00:25:30,202 Well, then why do I feel like you're still keeping secrets from me? 479 00:25:30,278 --> 00:25:31,778 What secrets? 480 00:25:31,863 --> 00:25:33,493 You know everything. 481 00:25:33,573 --> 00:25:37,203 A young woman accused me of being her father and then rage-flew away. 482 00:25:37,285 --> 00:25:40,405 What? She's an angel? Why wouldn't you tell me that? 483 00:25:40,497 --> 00:25:43,417 I-- I don't know. I must have been distracted, 484 00:25:43,500 --> 00:25:46,460 what with the death threats and Daniel coming back to Earth. 485 00:25:48,338 --> 00:25:49,168 What? 486 00:25:50,507 --> 00:25:51,377 Dan… 487 00:25:52,133 --> 00:25:53,013 is… 488 00:25:53,552 --> 00:25:54,682 is on Earth? 489 00:25:55,262 --> 00:25:57,852 Yes, but he's a ghost 490 00:25:57,931 --> 00:25:59,931 so you-- you can't see him anyway. 491 00:26:05,105 --> 00:26:08,145 Okay, I-- I thought we were past the point of keeping secrets. 492 00:26:08,733 --> 00:26:10,943 But you clearly cannot help yourself. 493 00:26:11,027 --> 00:26:13,907 Why is that? I mean, I gave up everything. 494 00:26:13,989 --> 00:26:15,819 I gave up everything to be your partner. 495 00:26:15,907 --> 00:26:17,327 We are past keeping secrets. 496 00:26:17,409 --> 00:26:19,539 Then why wouldn't you tell me that you have a daughter? 497 00:26:19,619 --> 00:26:20,619 'Cause it isn't true! 498 00:26:20,704 --> 00:26:23,124 I can't keep a secret if I don't know what the secret is! 499 00:26:23,206 --> 00:26:24,706 But you keep keeping secrets! 500 00:26:29,421 --> 00:26:32,131 Look, look, I know you're upset. 501 00:26:32,215 --> 00:26:36,135 But right now I think we need to focus on why we're here, okay? 502 00:26:40,348 --> 00:26:42,518 Yes, let's focus on why we're here. 503 00:26:42,601 --> 00:26:43,601 Right. 504 00:26:44,811 --> 00:26:46,351 So the PI that Esther hired 505 00:26:46,438 --> 00:26:48,938 said that he'd heard Mira had worked here, 506 00:26:49,024 --> 00:26:50,284 but the trail went cold. 507 00:26:50,358 --> 00:26:52,068 So, let's find out why, shall we? 508 00:26:53,486 --> 00:26:54,816 After you. 509 00:27:01,911 --> 00:27:05,711 Hi, there. Excuse me, sir. Have you, um, seen this girl? 510 00:27:05,790 --> 00:27:06,630 No. 511 00:27:09,419 --> 00:27:11,089 Uh, it might have been a while ago. 512 00:27:11,171 --> 00:27:12,131 I can't help you. 513 00:27:12,213 --> 00:27:15,383 Well, she's much angstier-looking now. Uh, bits of pink in her hair. 514 00:27:15,467 --> 00:27:17,757 Wings, apparently. 515 00:27:17,844 --> 00:27:19,804 We're told that she used to work here. 516 00:27:19,888 --> 00:27:20,808 No. 517 00:27:23,058 --> 00:27:24,558 Uh, what about at the diner? 518 00:27:27,479 --> 00:27:28,309 No. 519 00:27:29,773 --> 00:27:33,323 Well, could she have maybe have worked out there, at the avocado stand? 520 00:27:33,401 --> 00:27:35,491 No, I ran those dirty hippies out over a year ago. 521 00:27:35,570 --> 00:27:37,740 Ain't seen 'em since. Good riddance. 522 00:27:38,782 --> 00:27:40,662 If you've run out of questions, I'm busy. 523 00:27:40,742 --> 00:27:42,582 Well, actually, Billy-Bob, I-- 524 00:27:42,661 --> 00:27:45,541 No. You know, we will take one of these. 525 00:27:45,622 --> 00:27:47,622 And thanks so much for your time. 526 00:27:57,258 --> 00:28:00,098 -I was just about to mojo him. -I didn't wanna tip him off. 527 00:28:00,178 --> 00:28:01,348 What are we tipping? 528 00:28:01,846 --> 00:28:05,016 He said that he hadn't seen anyone from the avocado farm in a year. 529 00:28:05,100 --> 00:28:08,230 If that's the case, then why is he selling this? 530 00:28:09,521 --> 00:28:11,231 Holy guacamole. 531 00:28:11,314 --> 00:28:13,234 He was lying to us. It's theirs. 532 00:28:13,775 --> 00:28:17,605 Hide one truth, you're probably hiding something else. 533 00:28:17,696 --> 00:28:20,736 Well, I wonder what that something else is. 534 00:28:20,824 --> 00:28:23,584 Looks like we have some hippies to find. 535 00:28:35,213 --> 00:28:37,593 Very Once Upon a Time in Hollywood, isn't it? 536 00:28:37,674 --> 00:28:39,764 -Hmm. -Hello, there! 537 00:28:39,843 --> 00:28:41,553 Oh, go, go, go! 538 00:28:41,636 --> 00:28:45,676 We're just looking for a young lady, about 21, 22 years old. 539 00:28:46,307 --> 00:28:47,887 Goes by the name of Mira. 540 00:28:48,393 --> 00:28:52,153 We, um, have a photo of her here, if you wanna come take a look. 541 00:28:52,981 --> 00:28:56,111 No one's in trouble. Promise. We're just worried about her. 542 00:28:59,320 --> 00:29:01,110 Did you say Mira? 543 00:29:15,295 --> 00:29:18,875 All right, I'm gonna grant you two seconds to get off my property! 544 00:29:18,965 --> 00:29:20,625 I'd point that somewhere else if I were you. 545 00:29:20,717 --> 00:29:23,387 -You don't know who you're dealing with. -What, you cops or something? 546 00:29:25,221 --> 00:29:28,141 Well, actually, I'm about to be Supreme Being, 547 00:29:28,224 --> 00:29:30,144 and she's about to be First Lady to all things. 548 00:29:30,226 --> 00:29:32,726 If you ain't cops, get the hell off my land or I call the cops. 549 00:29:32,812 --> 00:29:33,812 I'll call social services. 550 00:29:33,897 --> 00:29:36,067 I'm sure they'd love to see what's going on around here. 551 00:29:36,733 --> 00:29:38,073 Everyone's here by choice. 552 00:29:38,151 --> 00:29:40,201 Is that so? Let's ask them, shall we? 553 00:29:40,278 --> 00:29:41,398 Tell me, young lady… 554 00:29:43,448 --> 00:29:44,778 what is it you desire? 555 00:29:45,867 --> 00:29:48,287 -I wanna go home! -Shut up! Get back inside! 556 00:29:50,663 --> 00:29:54,833 How dare you treat these children this way! 557 00:29:59,672 --> 00:30:02,012 I've shot trespassers before. I'll do it again. 558 00:30:04,928 --> 00:30:06,468 -Lucifer! 559 00:30:09,015 --> 00:30:10,885 Lucifer. 560 00:30:10,975 --> 00:30:11,845 Lucifer! 561 00:30:12,602 --> 00:30:13,982 -Lucifer! 562 00:30:14,062 --> 00:30:15,522 Oh, my God, are you okay? 563 00:30:15,605 --> 00:30:18,185 What, yeah? I'm fine, but… 564 00:30:18,274 --> 00:30:21,074 …this Neanderthal has soiled my Di Stefano. 565 00:30:24,656 --> 00:30:25,736 Oh, dear. 566 00:30:26,533 --> 00:30:29,043 You don't still have Amenadiel's necklace, do you? 567 00:30:30,119 --> 00:30:32,459 Oh! 568 00:30:47,095 --> 00:30:48,295 Oh! 569 00:30:52,141 --> 00:30:53,141 Whoa! 570 00:31:08,616 --> 00:31:11,946 Now their parents can't protect them, so you'll have to deal with me! 571 00:31:12,036 --> 00:31:13,156 Okay, Lucifer, put him down. 572 00:31:13,246 --> 00:31:15,416 What did you do with Mira? Did you hurt her too? 573 00:31:15,498 --> 00:31:17,418 She's not here. 574 00:31:17,500 --> 00:31:20,090 -Then where is she? Tell me! 575 00:31:20,169 --> 00:31:22,089 It's okay. We got him. 576 00:31:28,386 --> 00:31:29,506 Then where is she? 577 00:31:29,596 --> 00:31:30,966 We will find her. 578 00:31:31,931 --> 00:31:32,931 We will. 579 00:31:40,398 --> 00:31:41,318 Thank you. 580 00:31:42,275 --> 00:31:46,235 So, most of the kids are runaways. They were forced to work in the orchards. 581 00:31:46,321 --> 00:31:49,741 They weren't able to leave or call their friends or family. 582 00:31:49,824 --> 00:31:51,414 What's gonna happen to them? 583 00:31:51,492 --> 00:31:56,082 Be reconnected with loved ones or find safe homes. 584 00:31:57,665 --> 00:32:00,625 Right. Well, there's no sign of Mira. 585 00:32:00,710 --> 00:32:02,880 Perhaps she didn't end up here, after all. 586 00:32:02,962 --> 00:32:03,842 Yeah. 587 00:32:12,263 --> 00:32:14,643 Um, this-- this drawing… 588 00:32:15,934 --> 00:32:18,274 It's almost identical to the one in the photo. 589 00:32:18,353 --> 00:32:19,813 Did Mira draw it? 590 00:32:21,272 --> 00:32:22,482 Mira. 591 00:32:22,565 --> 00:32:24,975 The girl that I'm looking for, did she draw this picture? 592 00:32:25,568 --> 00:32:29,238 We don't mean Mira any harm, but she was here, wasn't she? 593 00:32:35,244 --> 00:32:39,084 Do you know where she is now? 594 00:32:40,124 --> 00:32:43,594 Um, she met a guy online. 595 00:32:44,671 --> 00:32:46,211 She ran away to be with him. 596 00:32:46,297 --> 00:32:47,337 Oh, wonderful. 597 00:32:47,423 --> 00:32:50,183 She goes from a cult to a relationship with an online stranger. 598 00:32:50,259 --> 00:32:53,219 -I don't know what's worse. -Uh, do you know the guy's name? 599 00:32:54,222 --> 00:32:55,182 Um… 600 00:32:56,391 --> 00:32:58,431 Rob Daniell, I think. 601 00:32:58,518 --> 00:33:01,148 Mira mentioned something about San Francisco. 602 00:33:01,646 --> 00:33:03,266 Okay, great. Thank you. 603 00:33:03,982 --> 00:33:04,822 Thank you. 604 00:33:05,566 --> 00:33:06,476 Oh, and… 605 00:33:08,236 --> 00:33:10,486 if you need anything, anything at all, 606 00:33:11,155 --> 00:33:12,485 just say a little prayer. 607 00:33:12,573 --> 00:33:15,283 I plan to be a boots-on-the-ground type of God. 608 00:33:21,290 --> 00:33:22,830 Great, thank you. 609 00:33:22,917 --> 00:33:26,377 So, I have an address for a Rob Daniell in San Francisco. 610 00:33:26,462 --> 00:33:27,462 Great. Shall we? 611 00:33:28,047 --> 00:33:29,667 Well, actually, um… 612 00:33:29,757 --> 00:33:33,007 I'll send you the address, but I think maybe you should go on your own. 613 00:33:33,594 --> 00:33:35,354 You're not still mad about Esther, are you? 614 00:33:35,930 --> 00:33:39,560 No, no, I-- I thought you were hiding feelings for Esther, 615 00:33:39,642 --> 00:33:41,192 but I saw you back there. 616 00:33:41,811 --> 00:33:43,811 How you reacted. I-- 617 00:33:43,896 --> 00:33:46,766 I think I know why you were so scared.  618 00:33:46,858 --> 00:33:49,738 You think that Mira might actually be your daughter, don't you? 619 00:33:52,822 --> 00:33:53,702 Chloe… 620 00:33:54,699 --> 00:33:57,289 I mean, what if she actually is? 621 00:33:57,368 --> 00:33:59,408 That means I let all of this happen to her. 622 00:33:59,495 --> 00:34:01,615 This is not your fault, Lucifer. You didn't know. 623 00:34:01,706 --> 00:34:02,826 Well, does that even matter? 624 00:34:02,915 --> 00:34:05,665 What matters is what you do going forward, 625 00:34:05,752 --> 00:34:07,002 or what we do. 626 00:34:07,754 --> 00:34:08,804 "We"? 627 00:34:08,880 --> 00:34:10,260 If you go to San Francisco 628 00:34:10,339 --> 00:34:13,179 and Mira is the girl who showed up at your penthouse… 629 00:34:13,259 --> 00:34:15,179 if she really is your daughter, 630 00:34:16,596 --> 00:34:19,306 we will figure this out together, okay? 631 00:34:19,390 --> 00:34:20,480 As partners. 632 00:34:24,145 --> 00:34:26,685 I may not be certain of a lot right now, 633 00:34:26,773 --> 00:34:28,483 but one thing is for sure. 634 00:34:29,025 --> 00:34:32,645 I have never loved anyone the way I love you, Chloe Decker. 635 00:34:41,662 --> 00:34:42,792 Go find her. 636 00:35:16,030 --> 00:35:17,570 Oh, bloody hell. 637 00:35:20,952 --> 00:35:22,042 Pervert. 638 00:35:22,120 --> 00:35:24,250 What are you, 72? 639 00:35:24,330 --> 00:35:27,880 I don't know what's going on, but for the record, I'm 43. 640 00:35:29,001 --> 00:35:30,841 -Where is she? -Hey, get out of my house! 641 00:35:30,920 --> 00:35:32,000 Mira! 642 00:35:32,797 --> 00:35:34,587 -Mira! -Dad? 643 00:35:42,348 --> 00:35:44,638 You're not the girl from my penthouse. 644 00:35:52,567 --> 00:35:55,817 Who are you? 645 00:35:56,404 --> 00:35:57,494 Not Mira's father. 646 00:35:57,572 --> 00:35:59,702 I am, and I'm gonna call the cops if you don't leave. 647 00:36:01,492 --> 00:36:03,162 You're Mira's father? 648 00:36:03,244 --> 00:36:05,584 Uh, I thought you were some basement-dweller, 649 00:36:05,663 --> 00:36:08,293 catfishing young ladies on the Internet. 650 00:36:08,374 --> 00:36:10,214 Right. 651 00:36:11,252 --> 00:36:14,592 I-- I owe you an apology. Both of you. 652 00:36:14,672 --> 00:36:18,092 This has, uh, been an embarrassing mistake. 653 00:36:19,969 --> 00:36:21,679 Uh, Mira? 654 00:36:21,762 --> 00:36:23,892 Call your mother. She's worried about you. 655 00:36:25,808 --> 00:36:27,058 She is? 656 00:36:27,143 --> 00:36:28,193 Hmm. 657 00:36:29,937 --> 00:36:32,227 I thought about contacting her a million times, 658 00:36:32,315 --> 00:36:34,315 but I was so angry when I ran away. 659 00:36:34,400 --> 00:36:36,490 I said such awful things, I just… 660 00:36:37,820 --> 00:36:39,820 I didn't think she wanted to see me. 661 00:36:40,406 --> 00:36:42,196 She never stopped looking for you. 662 00:36:44,410 --> 00:36:47,500 I'll call her today. 663 00:36:47,580 --> 00:36:48,920 Right. 664 00:36:48,998 --> 00:36:52,078 Wait. How do you know my mother? 665 00:36:53,169 --> 00:36:57,629 Uh, there's a chance I thought I might owe her 18 years of child support 666 00:36:57,715 --> 00:37:00,335 due to 15 shallow minutes at a Super Bowl orgy. 667 00:37:01,719 --> 00:37:04,099 -You must be Lucifer Morningstar. -Hmm. 668 00:37:04,180 --> 00:37:06,890 I spent years looking into the men who could have been my father, 669 00:37:06,974 --> 00:37:09,024 and you're the only one I couldn't find. 670 00:37:09,101 --> 00:37:10,481 Well, that's because I was in Hell. 671 00:37:10,561 --> 00:37:13,271 Not exactly on Google Maps, is it? 672 00:37:13,856 --> 00:37:16,526 But I'm glad that you found your real father. 673 00:37:17,360 --> 00:37:20,240 The best day of my life when she showed up on my doorstep. 674 00:37:20,863 --> 00:37:24,243 Well, not at first, to be honest. I thought I was being scammed. 675 00:37:25,326 --> 00:37:28,406 Well, what changed your mind? How did you realize that she was yours? 676 00:37:30,790 --> 00:37:34,500 I think it was the first moment I looked into her eyes. 677 00:37:34,585 --> 00:37:37,755 -Just felt it in my gut. 678 00:38:16,043 --> 00:38:18,173 I miss my daddy. 679 00:38:19,088 --> 00:38:20,508 I know you do. 680 00:38:41,902 --> 00:38:42,952 Take me back. 681 00:38:47,283 --> 00:38:48,493 Take you back where? 682 00:38:49,618 --> 00:38:50,748 To Hell. 683 00:38:52,538 --> 00:38:54,918 I know why you didn't bring me up here, Lucifer. 684 00:38:56,042 --> 00:38:59,002 Seeing Chloe, seeing Trixie and not being able to hug them, it's… 685 00:38:59,086 --> 00:39:00,456 it's worse than Hell. 686 00:39:01,213 --> 00:39:04,683 Just please, please take me back. 687 00:39:05,843 --> 00:39:06,723 Daniel… 688 00:39:08,179 --> 00:39:09,759 I'm so sorry, but… 689 00:39:10,806 --> 00:39:14,476 once you reached the mortal plane, you became intangible. I-- 690 00:39:15,519 --> 00:39:17,939 I can't carry you back, even if I wanted to. 691 00:39:18,022 --> 00:39:19,572 And I do, believe me. 692 00:39:19,648 --> 00:39:21,608 So what, I'm just stuck here? 693 00:39:26,822 --> 00:39:29,202 I could kill the stupid angel who brought me up here. 694 00:39:29,283 --> 00:39:30,663 Don't blame her. 695 00:39:31,494 --> 00:39:33,954 -She was just looking for me. -Yeah, to kill you. 696 00:39:34,038 --> 00:39:36,538 No, I'm not sure she knows the whole story. 697 00:39:37,625 --> 00:39:42,085 And neither do I, for that matter, because if I'd known she existed, 698 00:39:42,171 --> 00:39:43,801 there's no way I… 699 00:39:46,550 --> 00:39:49,930 Well, let's just say I know better than anyone 700 00:39:50,012 --> 00:39:52,432 what it's like to grow up with an absent father. 701 00:39:55,017 --> 00:39:56,477 Wait, are you saying… 702 00:39:58,646 --> 00:40:01,146 Lucifer, are you saying what I think you're saying? 703 00:40:05,611 --> 00:40:07,531 When I stared into her eyes… 704 00:40:09,198 --> 00:40:10,238 it was… 705 00:40:12,076 --> 00:40:13,196 it was so familiar. 706 00:40:14,870 --> 00:40:16,750 Like I knew her. 707 00:40:16,831 --> 00:40:17,711 Like I… 708 00:40:19,083 --> 00:40:20,503 Like I knew her. 709 00:40:23,212 --> 00:40:25,882 I don't know how it's possible, Daniel, but… 710 00:40:27,466 --> 00:40:28,716 she's my daughter. 711 00:40:29,885 --> 00:40:32,715 W-Wow, this is… 712 00:40:33,681 --> 00:40:34,721 That's great, man. 713 00:40:36,517 --> 00:40:39,727 Congratulations. I-- I-- I mean, having a daughter, it's… 714 00:40:39,812 --> 00:40:41,562 it's the best. 715 00:40:41,647 --> 00:40:45,317 I think I may well have screwed my chance of making things up with her by… 716 00:40:45,401 --> 00:40:48,781 …acting like an utter dick. 717 00:40:48,863 --> 00:40:50,783 Yeah, but you gotta try, man. 718 00:40:52,366 --> 00:40:56,076 I mean, if there's one thing that-- that I've learned coming back is that… 719 00:40:56,871 --> 00:40:59,171 you gotta take advantage of the time you have with your kids 720 00:40:59,248 --> 00:41:00,288 before it all goes away. 721 00:41:03,294 --> 00:41:06,594 And you're lucky because-- because she's still out there. 722 00:41:07,673 --> 00:41:08,673 Somewhere. 723 00:41:14,013 --> 00:41:15,103 Go get her. 724 00:41:17,892 --> 00:41:18,982 I will. 725 00:41:19,810 --> 00:41:21,940 I will. 726 00:41:24,440 --> 00:41:28,030 Only problem is she could have flown anywhere by now. 727 00:41:32,448 --> 00:41:33,658 Night, sweetie. 728 00:41:59,308 --> 00:42:00,308 Lucifer? 729 00:42:10,110 --> 00:42:10,990 Dan? 730 00:42:21,163 --> 00:42:24,043 Who are you? 731 00:42:31,674 --> 00:42:32,804 Hi, Mom. 732 00:42:37,137 --> 00:42:37,967 "Mom"?