1 00:00:10,010 --> 00:00:12,680 ["The Passenger" by Iggy Pop playing] 2 00:00:19,436 --> 00:00:21,436 ♪ I am the passenger ♪ 3 00:00:23,064 --> 00:00:25,614 ♪ And I ride, and I ride ♪ 4 00:00:26,526 --> 00:00:30,066 ♪ I ride through the city backsides ♪ 5 00:00:30,155 --> 00:00:33,485 ♪ I see the stars come out of the sky ♪ 6 00:00:34,075 --> 00:00:37,075 ♪ Yeah, they're bright in a hollow sky ♪ 7 00:00:37,162 --> 00:00:40,082 ♪ You know it looks so good tonight… ♪ 8 00:00:40,165 --> 00:00:41,115 [engine revving] 9 00:00:48,089 --> 00:00:50,049 ♪ I am the passenger… ♪ 10 00:00:50,133 --> 00:00:52,143 [tires screech] 11 00:00:52,218 --> 00:00:54,508 [siren wailing] 12 00:00:55,138 --> 00:00:58,638 ♪ I look through my window so bright ♪ 13 00:00:58,725 --> 00:01:02,185 ♪ I see the stars come out tonight ♪ 14 00:01:02,270 --> 00:01:05,860 ♪ I see the bright and hollow sky ♪ 15 00:01:05,940 --> 00:01:09,570 ♪ Over the city's ripped-back sky ♪ 16 00:01:09,652 --> 00:01:12,952 ♪ And everything looks good tonight… ♪ 17 00:01:13,031 --> 00:01:14,491 Oh. [chuckles] 18 00:01:15,241 --> 00:01:17,581 -What can I do for you, Officer? -Know why I pulled you over? 19 00:01:17,660 --> 00:01:20,000 Yes, I wasn't paying enough attention to the road, 20 00:01:20,080 --> 00:01:22,040 and I apologize. I've got a lot on my mind. 21 00:01:22,123 --> 00:01:23,463 This is… 22 00:01:23,541 --> 00:01:24,881 my last night in LA. 23 00:01:24,959 --> 00:01:26,249 Wait. 24 00:01:28,171 --> 00:01:29,171 I know you. 25 00:01:29,255 --> 00:01:32,005 Probably. I used to work for the LAPD. 26 00:01:32,092 --> 00:01:32,932 Is that right? 27 00:01:33,009 --> 00:01:37,219 Oh, yes. Crime-solving devil. It was great fun, but that's over now. 28 00:01:37,305 --> 00:01:39,345 -Since the war. -You were in the sandbox? 29 00:01:39,432 --> 00:01:42,062 Uh. More of a football stadium. A month ago. 30 00:01:42,143 --> 00:01:45,523 Fought against my brother and his host of angels for the throne of Heaven. 31 00:01:45,605 --> 00:01:47,265 -It was all very biblical. -Did you win? 32 00:01:47,357 --> 00:01:49,897 Well, I won, but not without having to fly to the Silver City 33 00:01:49,984 --> 00:01:51,614 to save my girlfriend, burn up, 34 00:01:51,694 --> 00:01:54,074 prove to myself I was worthy, stop burning and-- 35 00:01:54,155 --> 00:01:57,075 Yeah, anyway, long story short, now I'm the Big Man. 36 00:01:58,701 --> 00:02:00,831 So, I just pulled over God? 37 00:02:00,912 --> 00:02:04,462 Well, not quite. I still have to ascend to the Silver City and sit on the throne. 38 00:02:04,541 --> 00:02:05,711 I do that tomorrow. 39 00:02:06,334 --> 00:02:08,004 Hold on a minute. 40 00:02:08,503 --> 00:02:13,093 I do know you. You're the officer who likes to drive fast with his siren on. 41 00:02:13,174 --> 00:02:16,224 [chuckles] Yeah, I was afraid you wouldn't recognize me. 42 00:02:16,302 --> 00:02:20,312 Ho-ho-ho! Man, I am so glad I'm running into you again. I have to thank you. 43 00:02:20,390 --> 00:02:23,140 I hope you bought yourself something pretty with that money I gave you. 44 00:02:23,226 --> 00:02:24,686 Oh, I sure did. 45 00:02:24,769 --> 00:02:27,479 Got that sweet foxtail for my bike antenna right there. 46 00:02:27,564 --> 00:02:31,284 I got that and, uh, like, a ton of cocaine. 47 00:02:31,359 --> 00:02:32,189 Oh. 48 00:02:32,277 --> 00:02:35,487 Yeah. Oh, man, it is liberating. 49 00:02:35,572 --> 00:02:37,822 Chasing my desires like that changed my life. 50 00:02:37,907 --> 00:02:39,907 Marvelous. Well, that's the kind of personal touch 51 00:02:39,993 --> 00:02:42,123 I hope to be scaling up as ruler of the universe. 52 00:02:42,203 --> 00:02:43,043 Yeah. 53 00:02:45,165 --> 00:02:46,955 Well, it wasn't all good. 54 00:02:47,041 --> 00:02:49,251 You know, I, uh, I got in trouble at work a lot, 55 00:02:49,335 --> 00:02:52,585 so I will be riding that bike for the rest of my career. 56 00:02:53,298 --> 00:02:54,338 And my wife left me. 57 00:02:55,258 --> 00:02:57,048 She took the house. 58 00:02:57,635 --> 00:03:00,345 You know? But my new house is a boat! Yeah. 59 00:03:00,430 --> 00:03:03,220 A lot of great characters down by the marina. Whoo! 60 00:03:03,308 --> 00:03:05,308 Man, do they like to drink. [sighs] 61 00:03:05,393 --> 00:03:06,643 Do they? 62 00:03:06,728 --> 00:03:09,358 Anyways, I am so glad that I got to thank you. 63 00:03:09,439 --> 00:03:11,819 Well, you are more than welcome. 64 00:03:12,734 --> 00:03:14,074 Hey. 65 00:03:16,196 --> 00:03:18,316 You got any more of that money, like last time? 66 00:03:20,783 --> 00:03:21,783 Oh. 67 00:03:24,370 --> 00:03:27,080 [tires screech] 68 00:03:27,165 --> 00:03:29,825 [man vocalizing] 69 00:03:42,722 --> 00:03:45,772 Well… hello, Chloe. 70 00:03:45,850 --> 00:03:48,850 [laughs] Still not used to you calling me that. 71 00:03:49,437 --> 00:03:51,267 -Well, don't you like it? -No, I love it. 72 00:03:51,356 --> 00:03:53,646 [chuckles] Shall we? 73 00:03:53,733 --> 00:03:54,613 Yeah. 74 00:03:55,235 --> 00:03:56,985 Can't wait to show you this. 75 00:03:57,070 --> 00:03:58,910 [Chloe laughs] Can't wait to see it. 76 00:04:06,371 --> 00:04:09,121 [men and women clamoring, applauding] 77 00:04:13,461 --> 00:04:17,671 Believe it or not, this is the world's only private club for magicians. 78 00:04:17,757 --> 00:04:20,257 Apart from the one that I started with Rasputin. 79 00:04:20,343 --> 00:04:22,223 The Romanovs were furious. 80 00:04:22,303 --> 00:04:23,303 Yeah, Dai Vernon. 81 00:04:23,388 --> 00:04:25,058 -Do you know who Dai Vernon is? -Mnh-mnh. 82 00:04:25,139 --> 00:04:27,059 -The Professor. Doesn't matter. -Mm. 83 00:04:27,141 --> 00:04:29,441 Dai Vernon challenged a young David Copperfield 84 00:04:29,519 --> 00:04:32,399 to a drinking contest at that bar right there. 85 00:04:32,480 --> 00:04:34,980 -[laughing] -[Lucifer sighs] 86 00:04:35,066 --> 00:04:37,356 1971. I refereed. 87 00:04:37,443 --> 00:04:39,363 Really? Who won? 88 00:04:39,445 --> 00:04:41,355 Well, me, of course. Couldn't help myself. 89 00:04:41,447 --> 00:04:43,527 [hesitates] Oh, my gosh. I don't believe it. 90 00:04:43,616 --> 00:04:46,156 -Look, over there in the corner. -Hmm. 91 00:04:46,244 --> 00:04:50,334 [Lucifer] That is Jon Armstrong, one of the greatest card magicians in the world. 92 00:04:50,873 --> 00:04:51,963 -Oh. -This way. 93 00:04:52,917 --> 00:04:56,837 Oh! Uh, be on the lookout for secret passages. 94 00:04:56,921 --> 00:04:58,881 -Shh! -[both chuckle] 95 00:04:58,965 --> 00:05:01,125 You know, I've always wanted to come here. 96 00:05:01,217 --> 00:05:03,257 -And you do look amazing. -Thank you. 97 00:05:03,344 --> 00:05:05,184 You know, magic for our last night? 98 00:05:05,263 --> 00:05:07,473 Well, what could be more magical than magic? 99 00:05:07,557 --> 00:05:09,847 I don't know. Isn't magic just a little goofy? 100 00:05:09,934 --> 00:05:13,814 Goofy? It's skill, cunning and deception without telling a lie. What's not to love? 101 00:05:13,896 --> 00:05:17,026 -[man] Coming through. -[laughing] Oh, hello. 102 00:05:17,108 --> 00:05:19,488 So, like, everywhere you look, there's a puzzle to solve. 103 00:05:19,569 --> 00:05:21,609 -No, we're not gonna solve anything. -Oh! 104 00:05:21,696 --> 00:05:24,946 When you know how the tricks work, it ruins everything. Thank you, Bones. 105 00:05:25,033 --> 00:05:26,953 -Have you lost weight? [chuckles] -[Bones cackles] 106 00:05:27,035 --> 00:05:28,325 -Shall we? -Yeah. 107 00:05:28,411 --> 00:05:30,041 I mean, Lucifer, you really expect me 108 00:05:30,121 --> 00:05:32,081 to hang out here all night surrounded by mysteries 109 00:05:32,165 --> 00:05:34,285 and not try to figure out how everything works? 110 00:05:34,375 --> 00:05:38,165 Chloe, you are a truth-seeker. That's what made you a great detective. 111 00:05:38,254 --> 00:05:40,094 But me, I'm a wonder-seeker. 112 00:05:40,173 --> 00:05:41,633 You seek wonder? 113 00:05:41,716 --> 00:05:45,386 Well, also drugs, debauchery and now certain extinct whiskeys but yes, 114 00:05:45,470 --> 00:05:48,350 so tonight you are just gonna have to enjoy the wonder with me. Cheers. 115 00:05:48,431 --> 00:05:49,891 [Chloe] Hmm. Oh. 116 00:05:50,516 --> 00:05:53,226 -So I understand, tomorrow… -Mm. 117 00:05:53,895 --> 00:05:57,565 …you'll become God and then know how everything works, right? 118 00:05:59,776 --> 00:06:02,066 No, I think it's very sweet 119 00:06:02,153 --> 00:06:06,163 that you wanna spend with me your last night of wonder. 120 00:06:06,240 --> 00:06:08,410 [chuckles] Right, yes. About that. 121 00:06:08,493 --> 00:06:10,453 I was thinking on the drive over, 122 00:06:10,536 --> 00:06:12,866 do we really need to start tomorrow? 123 00:06:12,955 --> 00:06:15,115 [chuckles] I mean, we're having so much fun. 124 00:06:15,208 --> 00:06:17,628 Grandma Penelope's heart's grown three times the size 125 00:06:17,710 --> 00:06:19,250 thanks to her time with Trixie. 126 00:06:19,337 --> 00:06:21,457 Why don't we just extend our vacation a little longer? 127 00:06:21,547 --> 00:06:25,297 Well, I mean, yes, we're having fun, and it's been great, 128 00:06:25,385 --> 00:06:27,295 but you've already pushed the coronation once. 129 00:06:27,387 --> 00:06:29,507 And I mean, don't we have to get up there? 130 00:06:29,597 --> 00:06:34,347 Well, eventually. It's not like the sky's gonna fall in on itself or anything. 131 00:06:34,435 --> 00:06:35,645 -[bell ringing] -Are you sure? 132 00:06:35,728 --> 00:06:37,728 -Because I feel like if we-- -Mm! Mm-mm-mm. 133 00:06:37,814 --> 00:06:39,444 Hold that thought. It's starting. 134 00:06:39,524 --> 00:06:41,784 -Come on. -[audience applauding] 135 00:06:42,360 --> 00:06:44,610 [Lucifer] This is why we are here tonight. 136 00:06:44,695 --> 00:06:47,655 The final show of Magnar the Magnificent. [chuckles] 137 00:06:47,740 --> 00:06:49,990 This guy. His act looks like a hundred years old. 138 00:06:50,076 --> 00:06:52,036 One hundred and twenty, to be precise. 139 00:06:52,120 --> 00:06:55,290 The first Magnar created one of the most flawless acts in all of magic, 140 00:06:55,373 --> 00:06:57,173 then he handed the mantle down to his protégé. 141 00:06:57,250 --> 00:07:00,500 And it's been handed down ever since, and tonight in a super-exclusive show-- 142 00:07:00,586 --> 00:07:03,006 It's being handed down again. 143 00:07:03,089 --> 00:07:05,299 -You just can't help yourself, can you? -[laughs] 144 00:07:05,383 --> 00:07:07,263 [woman] Mr. Morningstar! 145 00:07:07,343 --> 00:07:08,593 Right this way. 146 00:07:09,387 --> 00:07:11,467 Oh. Cannot wait. 147 00:07:11,556 --> 00:07:12,386 Thank you. 148 00:07:13,224 --> 00:07:14,734 And for this… 149 00:07:16,436 --> 00:07:21,356 my final act on stage… 150 00:07:21,441 --> 00:07:23,821 [audience gasps] 151 00:07:26,654 --> 00:07:29,074 …I will literally conquer death 152 00:07:29,866 --> 00:07:33,866 and emerge resurrected! 153 00:07:33,953 --> 00:07:36,583 [audience gasps] 154 00:07:42,837 --> 00:07:44,167 [gasping continues] 155 00:07:47,884 --> 00:07:49,644 -She's locked it. -Hmm. 156 00:07:50,970 --> 00:07:53,430 [audience gasping] 157 00:07:54,974 --> 00:07:55,984 [gasps] 158 00:07:56,767 --> 00:07:59,187 -[audience gasps] -Oh! [chuckles] 159 00:08:02,023 --> 00:08:04,113 [gasping continues] 160 00:08:04,192 --> 00:08:05,902 [laughing] 161 00:08:05,985 --> 00:08:09,315 So, obviously, there must be some mechanism in the box so that it-- 162 00:08:09,405 --> 00:08:13,325 Tsk! Tsk! Tsk! Chloe, please! We're not solving any mysteries tonight. 163 00:08:14,619 --> 00:08:17,539 Oh! [laughs] 164 00:08:26,005 --> 00:08:27,625 Resurrection! 165 00:08:28,382 --> 00:08:29,262 [Lucifer gasps] 166 00:08:32,094 --> 00:08:33,804 [audience gasps] 167 00:08:35,723 --> 00:08:38,683 Oh! [laughs] 168 00:08:38,768 --> 00:08:40,308 He's good, isn't he? 169 00:08:53,658 --> 00:08:57,828 All right, everybody, just… stay calm and try not to touch anything. 170 00:08:57,912 --> 00:09:01,212 This is an active crime scene now. We have everything under control. 171 00:09:01,290 --> 00:09:02,540 Poor Magnar. 172 00:09:03,334 --> 00:09:07,054 Still, at least he died knowing his illusion was never revealed. 173 00:09:07,588 --> 00:09:09,218 -[knocking] -Do you hear that? 174 00:09:09,298 --> 00:09:11,048 Is that coming from inside the box? 175 00:09:11,133 --> 00:09:12,343 -[pounding] -[muffled shout] 176 00:09:12,426 --> 00:09:14,006 You said not to touch anything. 177 00:09:14,095 --> 00:09:15,965 What? No, open it. 178 00:09:16,055 --> 00:09:18,675 [pounding, muffled shouting continue] 179 00:09:23,813 --> 00:09:26,773 What the hell is going on? 180 00:09:26,857 --> 00:09:29,357 Magnar! He's done it again! 181 00:09:29,443 --> 00:09:31,783 Erika, how could you miss your cue? 182 00:09:31,862 --> 00:09:34,952 But if he's alive there, then who's that? 183 00:09:38,035 --> 00:09:39,365 Oh, God. 184 00:09:41,706 --> 00:09:43,246 Jared Holbrook. 185 00:09:45,876 --> 00:09:46,996 My protégé. 186 00:09:47,086 --> 00:09:49,836 So, this is how the trick is performed? 187 00:09:49,922 --> 00:09:53,472 You stay hidden in the box, and then he emerges here dressed as you 188 00:09:53,551 --> 00:09:54,551 and takes your bow? 189 00:09:54,635 --> 00:09:57,555 [Magnar] Yes, he's hidden in there the entire time. 190 00:09:57,638 --> 00:09:59,638 -We show the audience it's empty. -[Lucifer humming] 191 00:09:59,724 --> 00:10:05,104 Uh, the interior is actually painted to give a false sense of depth. 192 00:10:05,187 --> 00:10:06,227 [continues humming] 193 00:10:06,314 --> 00:10:07,824 Are you all right, my boy? 194 00:10:07,898 --> 00:10:10,478 He just does not like to hear how the tricks are performed. 195 00:10:10,568 --> 00:10:12,238 No, I most certainly do not, 196 00:10:12,320 --> 00:10:15,870 but I'm sure that there's more that I remain blissfully unaware of. 197 00:10:16,449 --> 00:10:18,239 -No, that's pretty much it. -Oh. 198 00:10:18,326 --> 00:10:20,786 So do you know of anyone who would wanna hurt Jared 199 00:10:20,870 --> 00:10:22,830 -or anyone who was angry with him? -[man] Whoa! 200 00:10:23,497 --> 00:10:25,207 Don't say anything else, Dad. 201 00:10:25,291 --> 00:10:28,131 I'm a lawyer. My father doesn't have to answer any of these questions. 202 00:10:28,210 --> 00:10:30,420 Alan, you're an entertainment lawyer. 203 00:10:31,422 --> 00:10:32,382 Not now, Dad. 204 00:10:32,465 --> 00:10:36,635 Well, no worries there because we're not actually the police, right, Chloe? 205 00:10:38,304 --> 00:10:40,684 No. Currently, no, we're not. 206 00:10:41,807 --> 00:10:44,687 Well, then I'd appreciate my dad not being harassed with questions 207 00:10:44,769 --> 00:10:46,349 until the cops do arrive. 208 00:10:46,437 --> 00:10:49,727 -[door opens] -[Ella shouts] I can't believe it! 209 00:10:49,815 --> 00:10:52,815 Six weeks of dragging my bag 210 00:10:52,902 --> 00:10:55,992 to Lucifer-and-Chloe-less crime scenes and now, boom! 211 00:10:56,072 --> 00:11:00,372 You guys are witnesses. Oh, this is so amazing! I mean, hmm… 212 00:11:00,451 --> 00:11:02,751 Horrible way to end a date and, you know, 213 00:11:02,828 --> 00:11:06,208 horrible for the dead guy, but not horrible for me. 214 00:11:06,290 --> 00:11:08,130 Or does that sound horrible? 215 00:11:08,209 --> 00:11:09,919 It's nice to see you too, Miss Lopez. 216 00:11:10,002 --> 00:11:13,962 Aww, it must be weird being on the other side of things for once, huh? 217 00:11:14,048 --> 00:11:16,298 -[Lucifer] Hmm. -Takes a little getting used to. 218 00:11:16,384 --> 00:11:17,894 -Yeah, that's for sure. -[huffs] 219 00:11:17,968 --> 00:11:19,638 So how are things going with, um, Carol? 220 00:11:19,720 --> 00:11:22,430 Good. I mean, he's no you guys, but-- 221 00:11:22,515 --> 00:11:26,185 Miss Decker, Mr. Morningstar, it's funny to see you here. [chuckles] 222 00:11:26,268 --> 00:11:29,518 Good to see you and no need to be so formal. 223 00:11:29,605 --> 00:11:31,515 Any friend of Dan's is… 224 00:11:32,149 --> 00:11:33,069 you know. 225 00:11:33,150 --> 00:11:36,400 I'm glad you could transfer in. The department's in good hands. 226 00:11:36,487 --> 00:11:39,817 Yeah, I mean I have big shoes to fill, Dan's and yours. 227 00:11:39,907 --> 00:11:43,367 But thank you so much for securing the crime scene, keeping everybody calm. 228 00:11:43,452 --> 00:11:46,712 Not sure I even have to work this case, between you and Ella. [chuckles] 229 00:11:46,789 --> 00:11:48,789 [Lucifer chuckles] Lucky for us you do, 230 00:11:48,874 --> 00:11:51,174 which means Chloe doesn't have to be a detective anymore, 231 00:11:51,252 --> 00:11:53,712 I don't have to have magic ruined for the rest of my life, 232 00:11:53,796 --> 00:11:56,836 and we can still make the 8:30 show in the parlor, so if you don't mind… 233 00:11:56,924 --> 00:11:59,764 You know, I bet we probably have to hang here 234 00:11:59,844 --> 00:12:02,514 because we were witnesses to the murder, right, Carol? 235 00:12:02,596 --> 00:12:05,056 [Carol] Yeah, unfortunately she's correct. 236 00:12:05,141 --> 00:12:07,771 I'm gonna have to get your statement before you can be released. 237 00:12:08,352 --> 00:12:09,902 That's fantastic news. 238 00:12:10,855 --> 00:12:12,725 [sighs deeply] 239 00:12:13,566 --> 00:12:17,986 ♪ Mug after mug of alcoholic substance… ♪ 240 00:12:18,070 --> 00:12:22,320 All right, so who wants to be tickled by Satan's Whiskers? 241 00:12:22,408 --> 00:12:23,698 -[Mazikeen] Ooh! -[laughing] 242 00:12:23,784 --> 00:12:26,584 [Linda] There were no "Queen of Hell" themed cocktails. 243 00:12:26,662 --> 00:12:28,002 Couldn't find the right pun. 244 00:12:28,080 --> 00:12:31,540 That's okay. I've been tickled by those whiskers before. 245 00:12:31,625 --> 00:12:32,495 Me too. 246 00:12:32,585 --> 00:12:34,915 [laughing] 247 00:12:35,004 --> 00:12:36,964 Well, you two are made for each other, aren't you? 248 00:12:37,047 --> 00:12:39,377 Oh, yeah. Cheers, you guys. 249 00:12:39,467 --> 00:12:41,427 -[Linda] Oh. -Cheers. 250 00:12:41,510 --> 00:12:43,970 Wow, you really went all out, Linda. 251 00:12:44,054 --> 00:12:48,274 Yeah, well, it's not every day that my best friend and her girlfriend 252 00:12:48,350 --> 00:12:50,940 -depart this mortal plane to rule Hell. -[Eve] Mm. 253 00:12:51,520 --> 00:12:54,020 So, Eve, have you, um, ever actually been there? 254 00:12:54,106 --> 00:12:55,606 Mnh-mnh, I have not. 255 00:12:55,691 --> 00:12:59,031 But what an amazing adventure, huh? 256 00:12:59,111 --> 00:13:04,911 From Heaven to Hell and everywhere in between. [laughs] 257 00:13:04,992 --> 00:13:08,622 And this time, I'll have the best partner with me. 258 00:13:11,248 --> 00:13:13,038 [Amenadiel] Are you ready to leave tomorrow? 259 00:13:13,125 --> 00:13:17,165 I mean, I'll be free to fly you down right after Lucifer's coronation. 260 00:13:17,254 --> 00:13:19,174 Hell, yeah, I'm ready. 261 00:13:19,256 --> 00:13:21,876 My Maziqueen's gonna to rule that throne. 262 00:13:22,635 --> 00:13:24,385 I'm gonna make you proud. 263 00:13:24,470 --> 00:13:25,970 Subjugating scum, 264 00:13:26,055 --> 00:13:29,055 grinding my siblings under my boot. [chuckles] 265 00:13:29,141 --> 00:13:31,021 [Eve moans] 266 00:13:31,936 --> 00:13:34,556 So, Eve, have, um, you given any thought 267 00:13:34,647 --> 00:13:37,777 as to, uh, what you'll be doing while Maze is ruling? 268 00:13:37,858 --> 00:13:41,818 [exhales] I'm gonna support my girl in all her work. 269 00:13:41,904 --> 00:13:45,624 She's gonna be the greatest queen ever. 270 00:13:45,699 --> 00:13:46,699 [Mazikeen chuckles] 271 00:13:47,284 --> 00:13:50,124 That's great, but what will that actually look like for you? 272 00:13:50,204 --> 00:13:53,754 Will you also be "subjugating scum"? 273 00:13:55,626 --> 00:13:59,126 [chuckles] I don't know, I mean… 274 00:13:59,213 --> 00:14:01,803 I'll figure it out when we get there. 275 00:14:01,882 --> 00:14:02,722 Yeah. 276 00:14:03,300 --> 00:14:05,800 -Huh. Okay. Uh… -[Mazikeen and Eve laugh] 277 00:14:05,886 --> 00:14:09,926 Okay, well, it's time for appetizers. I made deviled eggs. 278 00:14:10,015 --> 00:14:12,345 -[Eve] Ooh, yeah! -Let's do that. [chuckles] 279 00:14:18,983 --> 00:14:20,363 [camera shutter clicks] 280 00:14:20,442 --> 00:14:23,402 Miss Lopez, when do you think we'll be wrapping up? 281 00:14:24,029 --> 00:14:26,029 [sighs] I'm not sure. 282 00:14:26,115 --> 00:14:27,445 I spoke with Magnar, 283 00:14:27,533 --> 00:14:30,953 and he explained that for this particular illusion, 284 00:14:31,036 --> 00:14:33,956 only one of the dueling sabers is actually sharp, 285 00:14:34,039 --> 00:14:36,579 the one they use to cut the apple with on stage. 286 00:14:36,667 --> 00:14:39,337 -But this one was also sharp. -[exhales] 287 00:14:39,420 --> 00:14:42,800 Which means the killer prepared it, totally premeditated. 288 00:14:42,882 --> 00:14:47,302 Oh. Right, sorry, old habits. Not your problem anymore. 289 00:14:47,386 --> 00:14:50,466 No, now my problem is I know about fake dueling sabers. 290 00:14:50,556 --> 00:14:52,556 I need this over and done with as quickly as possible 291 00:14:52,641 --> 00:14:54,981 so Chloe and I can continue our wonder-seeking date. 292 00:14:56,353 --> 00:14:58,983 You guys are absolutely adorbs. 293 00:15:00,107 --> 00:15:01,357 I really do miss you. 294 00:15:02,234 --> 00:15:04,114 Family business, I get it. 295 00:15:04,695 --> 00:15:06,025 You're in my prayers. 296 00:15:07,406 --> 00:15:09,446 For what that's worth. 297 00:15:10,242 --> 00:15:12,082 What do you mean, for what that's worth? 298 00:15:12,161 --> 00:15:14,621 I thought that was worth a lot to you, Miss Lopez. 299 00:15:14,705 --> 00:15:16,415 Another crisis of faith? 300 00:15:17,041 --> 00:15:19,501 Oh, no, that-- that was so two years ago. 301 00:15:19,585 --> 00:15:22,045 I-- I definitely still believe. 302 00:15:22,129 --> 00:15:23,299 It's just… 303 00:15:24,381 --> 00:15:25,801 [sighs] 304 00:15:25,883 --> 00:15:29,643 Uh, okay, this might sound absolutely crazy, 305 00:15:29,720 --> 00:15:34,730 but lately, I've been praying a lot, 306 00:15:35,726 --> 00:15:38,806 and it feels like nobody's listening. 307 00:15:39,396 --> 00:15:43,356 Like the Big Guy's just not there or something. 308 00:15:44,985 --> 00:15:46,695 I know. It's so dodo-headed. 309 00:15:46,779 --> 00:15:49,949 [chuckles] I mean, like, as if that could really happen, right? No way! 310 00:15:50,032 --> 00:15:53,332 -[laughs] Yes. That would be dodo-headed. -[camera shutter clicks] 311 00:15:55,162 --> 00:15:58,792 So the act has a live chicken and a live butterfly. 312 00:15:58,874 --> 00:16:00,964 This is all very helpful. 313 00:16:02,002 --> 00:16:03,632 [Chloe sighs] 314 00:16:06,131 --> 00:16:08,721 Hey, I haven't seen you around here before. 315 00:16:08,801 --> 00:16:10,341 I'm Keaton Call. 316 00:16:11,220 --> 00:16:14,180 You probably know me from my Instagram account, BroMagic69. 317 00:16:14,890 --> 00:16:17,640 -I don't. -Well, four million other people do. 318 00:16:17,726 --> 00:16:20,686 Hey, if you wanna see the future of magic, check out my profile. 319 00:16:21,271 --> 00:16:22,191 -Okay. -Hmm. 320 00:16:22,272 --> 00:16:24,072 Yeah, I'll definitely do that. 321 00:16:24,149 --> 00:16:27,279 You know, if Magnar had made me his apprentice would still be alive. 322 00:16:29,113 --> 00:16:31,493 Not saying that my work saves lives, but… [laughs] 323 00:16:31,573 --> 00:16:32,993 So you know Magnar? 324 00:16:33,075 --> 00:16:34,615 -Hmm. -Huh? 325 00:16:34,702 --> 00:16:36,412 I was his apprentice before Jared. 326 00:16:37,079 --> 00:16:37,909 Yeah. 327 00:16:38,622 --> 00:16:39,502 Damn, Jared. 328 00:16:39,581 --> 00:16:43,211 That could've been me getting stabbed, if I hadn't discovered social media. 329 00:16:44,003 --> 00:16:46,423 My problem is I'm an innovator. I see the future. 330 00:16:46,505 --> 00:16:48,585 All these other old fogies, they're stuck in the past. 331 00:16:48,674 --> 00:16:52,394 Meanwhile, my phone is blowing up. AGT, Vegas. 332 00:16:52,469 --> 00:16:55,639 [chuckles] Magnar's climbing in the coffins. I'm on a rocket. Yeah. 333 00:16:55,723 --> 00:16:58,563 Wow, Magnar must be really jealous of all your success. 334 00:16:58,642 --> 00:17:02,902 You walking away and blowing up while he stays a small, insider act. 335 00:17:02,980 --> 00:17:05,150 Magnar, nah. He-- 336 00:17:05,232 --> 00:17:08,322 Look, a lot of people are jealous of me, of course. 337 00:17:08,402 --> 00:17:10,032 Are you kidding me? [laughs] 338 00:17:10,112 --> 00:17:12,242 Not Magnar. Magnar's a sweet old man. 339 00:17:12,322 --> 00:17:13,992 -Me and him are still tight. -Hmm. 340 00:17:14,074 --> 00:17:16,124 At his pre-show ritual with him tonight, 341 00:17:16,201 --> 00:17:18,951 we had a Magnar Mai Tai, the usual. 342 00:17:19,038 --> 00:17:20,498 -[laughs] -Oh. 343 00:17:20,581 --> 00:17:22,041 So you saw him arrive? 344 00:17:22,624 --> 00:17:25,134 How close to showtime does he have that drink? 345 00:17:25,210 --> 00:17:30,590 He goes from the car to the bar stool to the curtain. 346 00:17:31,550 --> 00:17:32,470 Always has. 347 00:17:32,551 --> 00:17:34,851 Hey, I really dig how into talking to me you are. 348 00:17:34,928 --> 00:17:37,388 It kind of feels like we're already dating. 349 00:17:37,473 --> 00:17:39,523 I mean, we're already accessorizing alike. 350 00:17:39,600 --> 00:17:40,430 What? 351 00:17:48,108 --> 00:17:49,358 Have a good night. 352 00:17:49,443 --> 00:17:51,113 -Thank you. -Thanks. 353 00:17:51,195 --> 00:17:53,235 -Uh, can I talk to you a second? -Uh, sure, yes. 354 00:17:53,322 --> 00:17:54,992 Uh, can you excuse me for just a moment? 355 00:17:55,741 --> 00:17:57,121 What's up? Everything okay? 356 00:17:57,201 --> 00:18:00,751 Yeah, yeah, so I think I have an alibi for Magnar. Another magician was with him 357 00:18:00,829 --> 00:18:03,209 from the time he got here until the start of the show. 358 00:18:03,290 --> 00:18:04,920 You really need to talk to him and see if… 359 00:18:06,877 --> 00:18:08,297 Did you already talk to him? 360 00:18:08,879 --> 00:18:11,669 I'm so sorry. You're a good detective, just ignore me. 361 00:18:11,757 --> 00:18:12,927 -I'm pretty okay. -Mm-hmm. 362 00:18:13,008 --> 00:18:16,178 Listen, I appreciate the help. I really do. 363 00:18:16,261 --> 00:18:19,011 -But you don't have to stay. Okay? -[Lucifer sighs] 364 00:18:19,098 --> 00:18:21,598 Don't let this ruin your night. Everything is under control. 365 00:18:21,683 --> 00:18:25,063 That is good news. I'm sure it's in very capable hands, Detective… 366 00:18:25,145 --> 00:18:26,225 you. 367 00:18:26,313 --> 00:18:28,773 So, shall we, Chloe? [chuckles] 368 00:18:28,857 --> 00:18:30,227 -[Chloe] Yeah. -[Ella] Hold up. 369 00:18:30,317 --> 00:18:33,447 I just confirmed. Jared was killed sometime in the last two hours. 370 00:18:35,280 --> 00:18:38,120 And no one's left since then. So you should keep holding everybody. 371 00:18:38,200 --> 00:18:41,120 -And that door's the only way out. -Well, except for the secret passages. 372 00:18:41,203 --> 00:18:43,463 No, that is a myth. We talked to everyone. 373 00:18:43,539 --> 00:18:46,249 Which means the killer is still in the building. 374 00:18:46,333 --> 00:18:48,503 Locked room mystery, you guys. 375 00:18:49,253 --> 00:18:52,263 So, who's up for an all-nighter? 376 00:18:54,550 --> 00:18:56,930 -[clears throat] -[gasps] 377 00:19:02,850 --> 00:19:04,980 Jared was about to inherit, from what I understand, 378 00:19:05,060 --> 00:19:07,810 is a pretty legendary role in magic. 379 00:19:07,896 --> 00:19:09,436 Did that create any jealousy? 380 00:19:10,274 --> 00:19:11,574 Jealousy? 381 00:19:11,650 --> 00:19:15,280 What, of Jared? Are you kidding? It couldn't have happened to a nicer guy. 382 00:19:16,363 --> 00:19:20,743 And your relationship with him, would you say it was free of conflict? 383 00:19:20,826 --> 00:19:23,866 Mm-hmm. Jared was a great collaborator. 384 00:19:23,954 --> 00:19:26,924 He was talking about helping me develop my own stage show. 385 00:19:26,999 --> 00:19:29,669 I've heard Jared described as "well-liked." Would you agree? 386 00:19:29,751 --> 00:19:32,381 Jared wasn't just well-liked, he was respected. 387 00:19:32,462 --> 00:19:34,632 Hell, even I can't deny the guy had chops. 388 00:19:34,715 --> 00:19:39,545 I've heard he was set to cash in on some big Netflix series about Magnar. 389 00:19:39,636 --> 00:19:41,426 And this is your first time here? 390 00:19:41,513 --> 00:19:43,223 First time. Yes, yes. 391 00:19:44,016 --> 00:19:46,096 [gasps] Wait. Is there anyone else new here? 392 00:19:46,185 --> 00:19:47,015 Is that a clue? 393 00:19:47,102 --> 00:19:51,272 No, not that it's my place to, um, ask anymore, but is it? 394 00:19:51,356 --> 00:19:56,196 So let's just start with what you were doing before the event this evening. 395 00:19:56,278 --> 00:19:57,318 Oh, that's easy. 396 00:19:57,404 --> 00:19:59,574 I was bribing a motorcycle cop. 397 00:20:00,532 --> 00:20:02,032 You were bribing a police officer? 398 00:20:02,117 --> 00:20:03,827 Indeed. Not for the first time. 399 00:20:03,911 --> 00:20:07,371 If you ask him, I'm sure he'll corroborate. He's a bit of an over-sharer. 400 00:20:07,456 --> 00:20:10,996 And up until recently, you consulted for the LAPD? 401 00:20:11,084 --> 00:20:13,214 -Mm-hmm. -You also claim that you're the Devil? 402 00:20:13,295 --> 00:20:14,295 Was the Devil. 403 00:20:14,379 --> 00:20:16,219 God now. Well, nearly. 404 00:20:16,298 --> 00:20:19,428 Tonight's event was a pretty intimate one. How did you get an invite? 405 00:20:19,509 --> 00:20:21,719 I've been a member here since it first opened. [chuckles] 406 00:20:21,803 --> 00:20:22,723 In 1963. 407 00:20:23,305 --> 00:20:24,255 Sounds about right. 408 00:20:24,348 --> 00:20:26,018 And how old would you say you are again? 409 00:20:26,099 --> 00:20:29,019 Well, time works very differently in Hell, so… 410 00:20:29,686 --> 00:20:31,186 probably have to go with ageless. 411 00:20:31,271 --> 00:20:34,361 He's just sensitive about his age. Even I don't know the real number. 412 00:20:34,441 --> 00:20:38,451 And just out of curiosity, um, how are you with swords? 413 00:20:38,528 --> 00:20:40,198 Oh, a bit rusty. 414 00:20:40,280 --> 00:20:43,580 Although I did recently defeat a Yakuza boss in a duel. 415 00:20:43,659 --> 00:20:46,039 And I did stab a man through the heart once. 416 00:20:46,119 --> 00:20:47,789 Well, that is quite the coincidence. 417 00:20:47,871 --> 00:20:49,871 'Cause that is exactly how Jared was killed. 418 00:20:49,957 --> 00:20:51,247 Fascinating. 419 00:20:51,333 --> 00:20:53,383 Though I used a demon blade, this was a sword. 420 00:20:53,460 --> 00:20:55,210 So not really relevant, I suppose. 421 00:20:56,380 --> 00:20:58,050 It was all very complicated. 422 00:20:58,924 --> 00:21:00,014 Best not to dwell. 423 00:21:00,092 --> 00:21:02,592 ♪ Bring out the Devil in me ♪ 424 00:21:02,678 --> 00:21:04,758 Hey. What did you say in there? 425 00:21:05,764 --> 00:21:07,984 The truth. It's what I always tell everyone. [chuckles] 426 00:21:08,058 --> 00:21:09,428 I know, and I love you for that, 427 00:21:09,518 --> 00:21:12,558 but because of what you said to Carol, that you're his number one suspect now. 428 00:21:12,646 --> 00:21:14,056 What? That's absurd. 429 00:21:14,147 --> 00:21:16,067 I'd never kill a magician. 430 00:21:16,149 --> 00:21:19,149 I mean, a mentalist maybe, but not an artist like Jared. 431 00:21:19,236 --> 00:21:20,736 Well, I know that, and you know that, 432 00:21:20,821 --> 00:21:22,281 but Carol, he's by the book. 433 00:21:22,364 --> 00:21:24,034 He's not gonna let you off on my word alone, 434 00:21:24,116 --> 00:21:26,406 so I really think there's only one thing we can do. 435 00:21:27,327 --> 00:21:31,157 Go home, have sex, fall asleep and never think about him again? [laughs] 436 00:21:31,248 --> 00:21:34,168 No, solve this case on our own. 437 00:21:34,876 --> 00:21:35,706 What? 438 00:21:36,545 --> 00:21:38,005 [Carol] Your alibi checked out. 439 00:21:38,588 --> 00:21:42,088 Yeah, motorcycle cop called and confirmed your story. 440 00:21:42,175 --> 00:21:43,335 [Lucifer] Ah. 441 00:21:43,427 --> 00:21:44,967 -Really? -[Carol] Yeah. 442 00:21:45,053 --> 00:21:47,893 I mean, he's been suspended now, but you're no longer a suspect. 443 00:21:47,973 --> 00:21:50,933 Well, that's-- that's great. 444 00:21:52,185 --> 00:21:54,855 Carol, I just got some really juicy gossip. 445 00:21:54,938 --> 00:21:56,688 -Well, it's actually a clue. -Hmm. 446 00:21:56,773 --> 00:21:59,823 God, isn't it just so interesting how there's always so much insider-y drama, 447 00:21:59,901 --> 00:22:01,111 no matter what the industry? 448 00:22:01,194 --> 00:22:05,034 -Even the toy industry, they have spies. -Toy industry. Give us one second, please. 449 00:22:05,115 --> 00:22:06,775 -Ella. What's the clue? -Oh. 450 00:22:06,867 --> 00:22:08,487 Right, so, 451 00:22:08,577 --> 00:22:11,827 the club books rooms in their hotel for its acts when they come perform. 452 00:22:11,913 --> 00:22:12,753 [Carol] Right. 453 00:22:12,831 --> 00:22:16,171 But assistant Erika didn't get booked in her own room. 454 00:22:16,251 --> 00:22:17,091 -And… -Really? 455 00:22:17,169 --> 00:22:21,339 …when victim Jared ordered room service, it was charged on Erika's… 456 00:22:21,423 --> 00:22:23,053 -Her credit card. -…credit card. 457 00:22:23,133 --> 00:22:26,093 So they're having an affair that she didn't disclose to me. 458 00:22:26,178 --> 00:22:28,348 -May be time to talk to her again. -Think so. 459 00:22:28,430 --> 00:22:29,770 -Thank you. -Sure. 460 00:22:33,477 --> 00:22:34,307 Wow. 461 00:22:35,604 --> 00:22:37,524 This is just fantastic. 462 00:22:37,606 --> 00:22:40,526 I mean, look at this, everything is so elaborate, 463 00:22:40,609 --> 00:22:45,069 and it actually got me thinking. [sighs] 464 00:22:45,155 --> 00:22:47,775 This is what I'm going to do. 465 00:22:47,866 --> 00:22:50,986 [chuckles] What? Go way too hard on food puns? 466 00:22:51,078 --> 00:22:53,288 No. Dinner parties. 467 00:22:53,372 --> 00:22:57,582 Just parties of all kinds. You know, like I did in the Silver City. 468 00:22:57,667 --> 00:23:00,797 You could rule Hell, and I could run the social calendar. 469 00:23:00,879 --> 00:23:03,759 I can meet everyone, and I can, you know, 470 00:23:03,840 --> 00:23:06,340 just, um, bring in all the happiness 471 00:23:06,426 --> 00:23:08,296 and fun and good times. 472 00:23:08,387 --> 00:23:12,927 -You know. [snapping fingers] -Hell could definitely use some of that. 473 00:23:13,016 --> 00:23:13,846 -Yeah. -Yeah. 474 00:23:13,934 --> 00:23:17,194 Honey, who are you going to bring fun to? 475 00:23:17,270 --> 00:23:19,610 The tortured, damned souls? 476 00:23:19,689 --> 00:23:20,899 Uh, yeah. 477 00:23:21,942 --> 00:23:24,612 [Linda] Well, it's not just damned souls, right? 478 00:23:24,694 --> 00:23:26,614 It's your siblings too, Maze. 479 00:23:26,696 --> 00:23:29,156 That's right. That's right, thank you, Linda. 480 00:23:29,241 --> 00:23:32,201 I get to hang out with your family. Amazing! 481 00:23:32,285 --> 00:23:35,705 Yeah. No. They're walking-talking garbage. I'm keeping you far away from them. 482 00:23:39,668 --> 00:23:40,498 [Eve] So… 483 00:23:41,753 --> 00:23:46,263 just so I'm clear, what is it that you picture me doing exactly? 484 00:23:46,341 --> 00:23:49,261 Just cleaning and cooking for just you? 485 00:23:49,344 --> 00:23:52,604 'Cause that sounds incredibly lonely, Maze. 486 00:23:52,681 --> 00:23:54,351 [Mazikeen] I'm not enough for you? 487 00:23:54,433 --> 00:23:58,273 Not at all. Don't twist my words. You always do this when you're angry. 488 00:23:58,353 --> 00:24:02,073 [Mazikeen] You're telling me I make you feel lonely! I mean, how twisted is that? 489 00:24:02,149 --> 00:24:03,649 I'm joining the police force! 490 00:24:05,569 --> 00:24:07,029 -What? -[Amenadiel] Yeah. 491 00:24:07,112 --> 00:24:10,992 I've been in the police academy for a while now, and it's, uh, going well. 492 00:24:11,074 --> 00:24:13,414 Dan's parting gift. He put the application in for me. 493 00:24:13,493 --> 00:24:15,623 That's great. But we should get back to Maze-- 494 00:24:15,704 --> 00:24:17,414 [Mazikeen] Why the hell didn't you tell me? 495 00:24:17,497 --> 00:24:20,037 I guess I just wanted to see how, 496 00:24:20,125 --> 00:24:22,165 you know, everything was gonna work out first, 497 00:24:22,252 --> 00:24:25,962 and-- and honestly, I thought that you would do nothing but make fun of me. 498 00:24:26,047 --> 00:24:27,047 Oh, I will. 499 00:24:27,132 --> 00:24:30,142 This is the greatest gift you have ever given me. 500 00:24:30,218 --> 00:24:31,178 [softly] Thank you. 501 00:24:31,261 --> 00:24:32,471 -[sighs] -You're welcome. 502 00:24:33,180 --> 00:24:35,470 Congratulations. I'm so happy for you. 503 00:24:35,557 --> 00:24:37,727 Go ahead. Tell us all about the academy. 504 00:24:37,809 --> 00:24:40,309 -[Mazikeen] Mm-hmm. -[Amenadiel] Oh, well… 505 00:24:44,357 --> 00:24:46,067 Erika, I'm a little confused. 506 00:24:46,860 --> 00:24:50,030 You neglected to tell me that you were in a relationship with the victim. 507 00:24:50,614 --> 00:24:54,334 Well, it's not that confusing. I didn't tell you because it makes me look bad. 508 00:24:54,409 --> 00:24:57,789 Why would it make you look bad? Everyone I talked to loved Jared. 509 00:24:57,871 --> 00:24:59,711 Yeah. Right. 510 00:24:59,789 --> 00:25:00,959 Mr. Popular? 511 00:25:01,041 --> 00:25:02,501 With the guys, maybe. 512 00:25:03,084 --> 00:25:06,554 I don't know if you know this, but magic is a huge boys' club. 513 00:25:07,130 --> 00:25:08,880 I really thought Jared was different. 514 00:25:09,758 --> 00:25:11,128 I thought he saw my talent. 515 00:25:11,218 --> 00:25:12,468 He made you promises, didn't he? 516 00:25:13,053 --> 00:25:16,103 Jared told me that he would produce my solo act. 517 00:25:16,181 --> 00:25:18,811 But once Magnar made the decision to retire, 518 00:25:19,601 --> 00:25:22,151 suddenly Jared wasn't talking about my career anymore. 519 00:25:22,229 --> 00:25:24,649 And that is why you thought it would make you look bad. 520 00:25:24,731 --> 00:25:29,191 Angry sidepiece, tossed away as soon as the dead guy hits it big. 521 00:25:29,778 --> 00:25:32,028 You're gonna tell me that doesn't look bad? 522 00:25:35,909 --> 00:25:38,159 -What are you doing? -[gasps] 523 00:25:38,787 --> 00:25:39,907 He thinks it's her. 524 00:25:39,996 --> 00:25:42,366 I hope it bloody is so we can finally get on with our date. 525 00:25:42,457 --> 00:25:45,247 No, something isn't adding up. I can feel it in my gut. 526 00:25:45,335 --> 00:25:47,665 Well, maybe your gut hasn't been receiving its emails, 527 00:25:47,754 --> 00:25:50,224 but the rest of you is retired. This is Carl's job now. 528 00:25:50,298 --> 00:25:51,168 Carol. 529 00:25:51,258 --> 00:25:52,298 -What? -Carol. 530 00:25:52,384 --> 00:25:53,934 Really? Ew. 531 00:25:54,010 --> 00:25:55,680 Lucifer, he's got the wrong person. 532 00:25:55,762 --> 00:25:58,602 We have to solve this, or an innocent woman might go to jail. 533 00:26:00,725 --> 00:26:01,635 Oh. 534 00:26:05,855 --> 00:26:08,725 Ella, did we get any physical evidence off the body? 535 00:26:08,817 --> 00:26:11,817 Oh, actually, I can't really get into that right now. 536 00:26:11,903 --> 00:26:14,913 Ugh, Decker, this is killing me, but you're not on the team anymore. 537 00:26:14,990 --> 00:26:16,700 Miss Lopez makes an excellent point. 538 00:26:16,783 --> 00:26:20,703 We are here seeking wonder, not truth. Remember? Uh-- Ooh! 539 00:26:20,787 --> 00:26:24,327 Look, that man just pulled a card out of nowhere. Wondrous. 540 00:26:24,416 --> 00:26:26,166 Oh, did you check the victim's clothing 541 00:26:26,251 --> 00:26:28,301 for any secret compartments, pockets, anything? 542 00:26:28,378 --> 00:26:32,168 Right, because it's not just about checking for normal dead-guy stuff. 543 00:26:32,257 --> 00:26:34,837 It's about checking for magician dead-guy stuff. 544 00:26:34,926 --> 00:26:38,756 Oh, man, I could totally do a panel on this at the next Forensicon. Brilliant! 545 00:26:38,847 --> 00:26:40,177 [Chloe] Nice. 546 00:26:40,265 --> 00:26:42,475 You're really helping with this investigation, aren't you? 547 00:26:42,559 --> 00:26:44,939 Well, it's like you said. I'm a truth-seeker. 548 00:26:45,020 --> 00:26:47,560 Chloe, I know you miss being a detective, 549 00:26:47,647 --> 00:26:49,647 but we're at a different stage of our lives now. 550 00:26:49,733 --> 00:26:53,453 Well, are we? I mean, you just told me that you've delayed the next stage again. 551 00:26:54,070 --> 00:26:55,740 Look, this isn't easy on me either. 552 00:26:56,698 --> 00:27:00,828 I'm starting a new day job, in Heaven, and the commute daily, alone. 553 00:27:00,910 --> 00:27:01,790 Understood. 554 00:27:01,870 --> 00:27:04,000 Right, and all I'm trying to say is that 555 00:27:04,080 --> 00:27:07,380 I just think that there might be some deeper reasons behind these excuses 556 00:27:07,459 --> 00:27:09,419 and that maybe we should talk about them. 557 00:27:09,502 --> 00:27:12,052 -'Cause you can't put this off forever. -[Ella] Bingo! 558 00:27:12,631 --> 00:27:13,591 -Sort of. -[clicks] 559 00:27:13,673 --> 00:27:14,593 I found a bead. 560 00:27:14,674 --> 00:27:18,644 Tucked up in a secret pocket, like you said, up in his sleeve. 561 00:27:18,720 --> 00:27:21,770 But Magnar's costume doesn't have any beadwork on it, 562 00:27:21,848 --> 00:27:23,768 so maybe this is just part of a trick? 563 00:27:24,517 --> 00:27:28,307 No. It's not magic. It's good police work. I think we may have cracked the case. 564 00:27:28,897 --> 00:27:33,147 Uh, care to clue in the actual police person on what that means? 565 00:27:33,234 --> 00:27:34,864 No? Cool. 566 00:27:34,944 --> 00:27:36,324 -[Lucifer sighs] -Huh? 567 00:27:38,782 --> 00:27:39,872 Miss Lopez, a question. 568 00:27:39,949 --> 00:27:42,449 I don't have a thing for Carol at all. I don't think he's cute. 569 00:27:42,535 --> 00:27:43,945 -That wasn't the question. -Oh. 570 00:27:44,037 --> 00:27:47,577 When you said you didn't feel God's presence anymore… 571 00:27:47,666 --> 00:27:49,496 I mean, is that such a bad thing? 572 00:27:49,584 --> 00:27:51,344 Uh, yeah, dude. 573 00:27:51,419 --> 00:27:53,959 I mean, being ever-present is God's whole thing. 574 00:27:54,047 --> 00:27:57,127 That's what makes the Big Guy the Big Guy. 575 00:27:57,217 --> 00:27:58,337 He's always there. 576 00:27:58,426 --> 00:28:00,546 Right, but surely he can't be always there. [chuckling] 577 00:28:00,637 --> 00:28:03,677 I mean, doesn't God have personal matters to attend to? 578 00:28:03,765 --> 00:28:07,345 The odd round of golf or spending time with loved ones? 579 00:28:07,435 --> 00:28:10,185 That's the best part. He's not like you and me. 580 00:28:10,271 --> 00:28:12,691 We are all God's loved ones. 581 00:28:13,274 --> 00:28:14,694 And no matter what he's doing, 582 00:28:14,776 --> 00:28:21,406 the only thing, the only thing that God cares about is caring about us. 583 00:28:21,491 --> 00:28:23,911 Not the only thing. He did quite like NCIS. 584 00:28:23,993 --> 00:28:26,253 [Ella] It doesn't matter who you are or what you've done, 585 00:28:26,329 --> 00:28:30,459 if you are Mr. Rogers or some sleazeball Internet troll, 586 00:28:31,167 --> 00:28:32,837 he is there for everyone. 587 00:28:34,921 --> 00:28:36,881 Or at least, he's supposed to be. 588 00:28:36,965 --> 00:28:39,005 -Indeed. -[sighs] 589 00:28:39,092 --> 00:28:41,142 We're already accessorizing alike. 590 00:28:41,219 --> 00:28:42,759 What's that on your wrist? 591 00:28:42,846 --> 00:28:44,056 [gasps] 592 00:28:44,139 --> 00:28:46,559 Yeah, what is that on her wrist? 593 00:28:49,227 --> 00:28:50,097 [hesitates] 594 00:28:50,186 --> 00:28:52,806 We found a bead from one of your bracelets on Jared's body. 595 00:28:52,897 --> 00:28:55,857 Your actual bracelet. Not one of the cheap, plastic handouts. 596 00:28:55,942 --> 00:28:57,152 What are you talking about? 597 00:28:57,736 --> 00:28:59,986 Maybe you lost it in the struggle? 598 00:29:00,071 --> 00:29:03,241 Whoa, chill out, Nancy Drew. Why would I wanna hurt Jared? 599 00:29:03,324 --> 00:29:05,204 I already told you I didn't wanna be Magnar. 600 00:29:05,285 --> 00:29:07,195 Wonderful. Can you please? 601 00:29:08,204 --> 00:29:09,714 -Ugh. -Thank you. 602 00:29:09,789 --> 00:29:12,789 When in Rome. Tell me, Duran Duran… 603 00:29:14,753 --> 00:29:16,803 what is it you truly desire? 604 00:29:18,465 --> 00:29:19,585 I… 605 00:29:19,674 --> 00:29:21,094 I wanna be Magnar. [gulps] 606 00:29:21,843 --> 00:29:22,933 Do you? 607 00:29:23,511 --> 00:29:25,051 Uh… [hesitates] 608 00:29:26,347 --> 00:29:29,517 Okay, fine, I've always wanted to be Magnar, but… 609 00:29:29,601 --> 00:29:33,231 [sighs] …the truth is I'm not cut out for the stage. 610 00:29:33,313 --> 00:29:36,783 Do you know how many viewing angles you have to cover? 611 00:29:36,858 --> 00:29:38,568 Instagram, man, it's way easier. 612 00:29:38,651 --> 00:29:40,701 You just set up the camera in the perfect angle, 613 00:29:40,779 --> 00:29:43,239 do it as many times as you need, let the likes pour in. 614 00:29:43,323 --> 00:29:46,533 Oh, so, I see. You weren't a good enough magician to be like Magnar. 615 00:29:46,618 --> 00:29:48,658 Hey, hey, I'm a great magician… 616 00:29:50,205 --> 00:29:51,655 on Instagram. 617 00:29:55,210 --> 00:29:56,090 You know what? 618 00:29:57,420 --> 00:29:59,550 [chuckles] That's okay. 619 00:29:59,631 --> 00:30:02,631 You know what? You should've thought of that before you killed Jared. 620 00:30:02,717 --> 00:30:04,507 Turn around. You're under arrest. Turn around. 621 00:30:04,594 --> 00:30:05,644 [Carol] Miss Decker! 622 00:30:09,140 --> 00:30:10,600 Can I talk to you for a second? 623 00:30:12,393 --> 00:30:15,063 So Uncle Hanjobadiel, the angel of giving, 624 00:30:15,146 --> 00:30:18,526 left us with the gift of a $4,000 plumbing bill. 625 00:30:18,608 --> 00:30:20,938 -[laughing] -Oh, my God. 626 00:30:21,027 --> 00:30:22,947 Well, that's just the kind of thing that happens 627 00:30:23,029 --> 00:30:25,989 when you have hundreds of celestial family members. 628 00:30:27,992 --> 00:30:31,872 Oh, I'm-- I'm sorry, Eve. I didn't mean to bring up a sore subject. 629 00:30:33,039 --> 00:30:36,959 I know how complicated it is between you and your family, Maze. 630 00:30:37,043 --> 00:30:40,763 It's complicated enough when humans meet their partners' families, 631 00:30:40,839 --> 00:30:44,089 but when it's celestial, it's so much bigger. 632 00:30:45,510 --> 00:30:49,390 It really bothers me that you don't want me spending time with your family. 633 00:30:52,016 --> 00:30:54,186 Maze, it's important to discuss these issues. 634 00:30:54,269 --> 00:30:57,399 And it's important to eat this ice cream torture cake before it melts. 635 00:30:57,480 --> 00:31:00,530 I don't want to talk about Hell! 636 00:31:01,401 --> 00:31:02,901 -Maze. -Linda. 637 00:31:02,986 --> 00:31:04,066 Amenadiel. 638 00:31:04,153 --> 00:31:05,323 -Linda. -Stop. 639 00:31:05,405 --> 00:31:08,025 I don't wanna talk about it because I don't wanna go! 640 00:31:12,620 --> 00:31:15,040 You don't want to go to Hell? 641 00:31:15,123 --> 00:31:17,083 Look, I hate to disappoint you. 642 00:31:17,166 --> 00:31:21,796 I know how excited you are for me to be queen, but I like it here. 643 00:31:26,092 --> 00:31:28,932 [laughs] I don't wanna go to Hell either. 644 00:31:29,012 --> 00:31:29,932 [laughs] 645 00:31:30,013 --> 00:31:32,723 I just thought going home would make you happy. 646 00:31:32,807 --> 00:31:35,097 I don't need to go home to be happy. 647 00:31:35,184 --> 00:31:36,644 You're my Hell. 648 00:31:37,312 --> 00:31:39,272 I love bounty hunting here. 649 00:31:39,355 --> 00:31:41,605 It's so much better when they're still alive, you know. 650 00:31:41,691 --> 00:31:43,191 You can really feel the fear. [laughs] 651 00:31:43,276 --> 00:31:45,696 Fear! I know. That's-- I love that part too. 652 00:31:45,778 --> 00:31:48,738 And I love what we do after even more. 653 00:31:48,823 --> 00:31:49,993 -[Mazikeen] Yes! -[Eve laughs] 654 00:31:50,074 --> 00:31:53,124 Yeah, I love you. I love our life. I could do this forever. 655 00:31:53,703 --> 00:31:55,503 -Forever? -Yeah. I could marry you tomorrow. 656 00:31:55,580 --> 00:31:56,500 Okay. 657 00:31:58,374 --> 00:32:02,214 Uh, I mean, not tomorrow, but… 658 00:32:02,837 --> 00:32:06,007 uh, yeah, hell, yeah. [chuckles] 659 00:32:06,090 --> 00:32:08,130 -[gasps] -Did we just get engaged? 660 00:32:10,637 --> 00:32:13,927 -[gasps] -[Eve laughing] Oh, my God! 661 00:32:14,015 --> 00:32:16,475 [both laugh and shout] 662 00:32:16,559 --> 00:32:19,309 [Eve laughing] Oh, my God! 663 00:32:19,395 --> 00:32:21,975 -Oh, my God. Oh, I love you. -[mouths] Thank you. 664 00:32:25,401 --> 00:32:26,781 Aww. 665 00:32:35,370 --> 00:32:37,370 [chattering] 666 00:32:39,791 --> 00:32:42,591 Miss Decker, with all due respect, 667 00:32:42,669 --> 00:32:45,129 I cannot have you tampering with this investigation. 668 00:32:45,213 --> 00:32:48,973 Mm-hmm, and with all due respect, I think I just found your killer for you. 669 00:32:49,050 --> 00:32:51,140 -He had motive, opportunity-- -And an alibi. 670 00:32:51,219 --> 00:32:55,769 He was performing magic for several women during the window of time of the murder, 671 00:32:55,848 --> 00:32:58,308 and they all have the bracelets to prove it. 672 00:32:59,519 --> 00:33:01,809 Right. Well, I don't think it's Erika. 673 00:33:01,896 --> 00:33:04,566 I saw her body language when you interrogated her. 674 00:33:04,649 --> 00:33:07,069 She was sad, resigned, but she wasn't angry. 675 00:33:07,151 --> 00:33:10,111 I agree. And she also has a bracelet. 676 00:33:10,196 --> 00:33:12,446 Miss Decker. Chloe. 677 00:33:13,449 --> 00:33:15,279 I am in a tough situation here. 678 00:33:15,868 --> 00:33:18,708 Now, you and I both know that the killer is still in this room, 679 00:33:18,788 --> 00:33:20,868 but I have no clues, and I have no leads, 680 00:33:20,957 --> 00:33:24,787 and I cannot hold everyone here on the basis of suspicion alone much longer. 681 00:33:25,420 --> 00:33:28,340 While I do not appreciate you running a parallel investigation 682 00:33:28,423 --> 00:33:30,633 for the entire evening… 683 00:33:32,635 --> 00:33:35,345 I would truly appreciate your thoughts now. 684 00:33:36,222 --> 00:33:39,232 Oh, of course, um… 685 00:33:40,518 --> 00:33:43,598 So if the killer isn't Keaton, the bead had to be planted. 686 00:33:43,688 --> 00:33:46,478 The killer had to know how to get the right kind, not the cheap plastic. 687 00:33:46,566 --> 00:33:49,186 -So it's premeditated. It's a frame job. -[Chloe] Right. 688 00:33:49,277 --> 00:33:51,397 Which means the killer wanted to remove Magnar's current 689 00:33:51,487 --> 00:33:54,197 and former apprentice too, but the question is why. 690 00:33:55,867 --> 00:33:58,197 The Magnar name. It's worth a lot of money. 691 00:33:58,286 --> 00:34:01,536 I heard a lot of whispers about a media deal in the works. 692 00:34:01,622 --> 00:34:03,832 But when I asked Magnar about it, he said he'd never sell. 693 00:34:03,916 --> 00:34:05,706 He said Jared would never sell either. 694 00:34:05,793 --> 00:34:07,713 [Chloe] Wait, so if Magnar won't sell, 695 00:34:07,795 --> 00:34:09,705 -and neither would Jared… -[Carol] Right. 696 00:34:09,797 --> 00:34:12,757 …how did this deal get done? I mean, who benefits? 697 00:34:15,011 --> 00:34:18,261 Wait, what kind of law did you say the son practices? [gasps] 698 00:34:18,347 --> 00:34:20,427 -[Alan] No, back up, buddy. -[clamoring] 699 00:34:27,440 --> 00:34:29,110 Okay, everybody. 700 00:34:30,568 --> 00:34:31,648 Let's all stay cool. 701 00:34:31,736 --> 00:34:33,606 [Alan] Oh, cool? You know what's cool? 702 00:34:33,696 --> 00:34:35,656 A billion dollar franchise is cool. 703 00:34:35,740 --> 00:34:37,870 But no! Magic's not cool. It's art, right, Dad? 704 00:34:37,950 --> 00:34:39,740 Is that what this is about? Money? 705 00:34:39,827 --> 00:34:43,457 It's about your legacy! I was gonna help you bring it into every home in the world, 706 00:34:43,539 --> 00:34:46,079 but instead, you cut me out and anointed Jared 707 00:34:46,167 --> 00:34:47,957 to honor the traditions and all that bullshit. 708 00:34:48,044 --> 00:34:49,964 -[Chloe] That's what happened with Jared? -Mm-hmm. 709 00:34:50,046 --> 00:34:51,756 He wouldn't play ball with your media deal? 710 00:34:51,839 --> 00:34:52,879 Oh, the deal was done. 711 00:34:52,965 --> 00:34:56,005 All Jared had to do was sign and cash checks. But not Jared! 712 00:34:56,094 --> 00:34:58,854 He's just as stubborn as the last Magnar! 713 00:34:58,930 --> 00:35:01,350 Wait. So you sharpened a sword that was supposed to be dull 714 00:35:01,432 --> 00:35:04,392 and you framed Keaton 'cause you knew that he'd be next in line? 715 00:35:04,477 --> 00:35:07,607 And because of his media savvy, you knew he could make a deal of his own? 716 00:35:07,688 --> 00:35:10,438 [Alan shuddering] 717 00:35:11,859 --> 00:35:13,239 This is all your fault. 718 00:35:14,445 --> 00:35:15,985 Every bit of this is your fault. 719 00:35:16,072 --> 00:35:17,322 You and your selfishness! 720 00:35:17,406 --> 00:35:18,826 [laughs] Selfishness? 721 00:35:19,450 --> 00:35:22,830 All you ever cared about was your own greed and desire. 722 00:35:22,912 --> 00:35:25,042 You are the one who's selfish. 723 00:35:25,123 --> 00:35:28,633 He doesn't care about the consequences and look at what you've done! 724 00:35:28,709 --> 00:35:31,419 You are not worthy of your father's legacy! 725 00:35:31,504 --> 00:35:33,094 [Carol] Think about it, Alan. 726 00:35:33,172 --> 00:35:35,842 Just drop the knife. You know there's no way out of here. 727 00:35:38,219 --> 00:35:40,179 -[Chloe gasps] -That's where you're wrong. 728 00:35:41,389 --> 00:35:43,179 I may not be a magician… 729 00:35:44,600 --> 00:35:45,640 but I grew up here. 730 00:35:46,561 --> 00:35:48,311 [Chloe whimpers] -No! No! 731 00:35:48,396 --> 00:35:49,976 -[Carol] Damn it. [Lucifer] No! No! 732 00:35:50,064 --> 00:35:53,734 -Find me something to pry this open with! -[Ella] Oh! That door! Now! Hurry! 733 00:35:53,818 --> 00:35:55,278 [door breaking] 734 00:35:56,946 --> 00:35:57,856 [Carol exhales] 735 00:36:01,951 --> 00:36:02,831 Chloe! 736 00:36:08,708 --> 00:36:09,538 Chloe! 737 00:36:14,172 --> 00:36:15,012 Chloe! 738 00:36:17,717 --> 00:36:21,507 If you harm one hair on her head, I swear I will break every-- 739 00:36:21,596 --> 00:36:22,926 [grunts] 740 00:36:25,183 --> 00:36:27,563 -What-- -[Chloe panting] 741 00:36:35,359 --> 00:36:36,859 [both gasp] 742 00:36:36,944 --> 00:36:38,404 [Lucifer] Amenadiel's necklace. 743 00:36:39,071 --> 00:36:40,411 You kept it. 744 00:36:40,489 --> 00:36:42,529 [Chloe] It helped me survive an angel-demon war, 745 00:36:42,617 --> 00:36:45,287 so I thought it might come in handy again. 746 00:36:45,369 --> 00:36:48,789 [scoffs] So, just to be clear, you were never actually in danger, 747 00:36:48,873 --> 00:36:50,793 and you could've gotten away at any moment. 748 00:36:51,918 --> 00:36:54,418 [chuckles] Well, we needed a confession. 749 00:36:54,503 --> 00:36:56,263 [laughs] 750 00:36:58,841 --> 00:37:00,181 [sighs] 751 00:37:01,594 --> 00:37:05,974 Once the detective, always the detective. [chuckles] 752 00:37:07,016 --> 00:37:07,846 Yeah. 753 00:37:10,895 --> 00:37:12,605 [Lucifer] To being right. 754 00:37:12,688 --> 00:37:14,268 Because I solved the case? 755 00:37:14,357 --> 00:37:16,817 No, because I was right about the secret passageways. 756 00:37:16,901 --> 00:37:18,901 [both laugh] 757 00:37:21,906 --> 00:37:23,986 Well, correct me if I'm wrong, 758 00:37:24,075 --> 00:37:28,195 but I thought I put that in my safe with Azrael's blade. 759 00:37:29,455 --> 00:37:31,785 -Yeah. You did. -Hmm. 760 00:37:33,125 --> 00:37:34,455 I shouldn't have taken it. 761 00:37:34,543 --> 00:37:35,673 Why did you? 762 00:37:36,671 --> 00:37:39,131 [sighs] It's kind of hard to explain. 763 00:37:39,215 --> 00:37:44,385 After so many years of being a cop and walking around every day armed, 764 00:37:44,470 --> 00:37:49,430 I just felt weirdly naked without a way to defend myself. 765 00:37:49,517 --> 00:37:52,057 I'm sorry. I shouldn't have taken it without asking you. 766 00:37:52,144 --> 00:37:53,734 -You can have that back. -[sighs] 767 00:37:53,813 --> 00:37:57,943 Well, as much as I enjoy the mental image of you walking around weirdly naked… 768 00:37:58,025 --> 00:38:00,185 -[chuckles] -…you should keep it. 769 00:38:00,736 --> 00:38:03,526 Especially since we'll be here on Earth a little longer. 770 00:38:04,490 --> 00:38:07,540 Lucifer, I heard what you said to Magnar's son. 771 00:38:08,577 --> 00:38:11,577 And you have to understand, you are not the same as him. 772 00:38:11,664 --> 00:38:15,174 -[scoffs] -You are worthy of your father's legacy. 773 00:38:15,251 --> 00:38:17,341 This isn't so much an issue of worth. 774 00:38:17,420 --> 00:38:18,800 It's… [inhales] 775 00:38:18,879 --> 00:38:21,379 …more an issue of job description. 776 00:38:22,258 --> 00:38:26,258 God needs to be selfless. He needs to care about all of humanity. 777 00:38:27,888 --> 00:38:28,758 [hesitates] 778 00:38:28,848 --> 00:38:32,178 You-- you died for me. What could be more selfless than that? 779 00:38:32,268 --> 00:38:34,148 Well, you see, that's just it. 780 00:38:34,228 --> 00:38:36,358 I love you, Chloe Decker. 781 00:38:37,356 --> 00:38:38,816 I'd do anything for you. 782 00:38:40,151 --> 00:38:41,441 Except give you up. 783 00:38:42,737 --> 00:38:43,647 Give us up. 784 00:38:44,613 --> 00:38:45,613 What do you mean? 785 00:38:47,074 --> 00:38:52,544 Well, much as I claim to know what will happen to me when I become God, I don't. 786 00:38:54,498 --> 00:38:55,578 I'm scared. 787 00:38:56,292 --> 00:38:57,382 I'm scared of… 788 00:38:58,502 --> 00:39:00,212 what it'll mean for us. 789 00:39:02,590 --> 00:39:03,920 Well, I'm not scared. 790 00:39:04,967 --> 00:39:07,967 -I love you too, Lucifer Morningstar. -[exhales] 791 00:39:08,054 --> 00:39:10,684 And I have faith that you'll figure this out. 792 00:39:10,765 --> 00:39:12,675 -You do? -Yeah. 793 00:39:26,739 --> 00:39:28,489 So… [sighs] 794 00:39:29,658 --> 00:39:31,038 …are we gonna talk about it? 795 00:39:31,118 --> 00:39:33,038 Yeah, I know. [laughing] 796 00:39:33,120 --> 00:39:35,500 The hellfire queso was a disaster. [laughs] 797 00:39:35,581 --> 00:39:38,001 I think everyone was trying to be so polite about it, 798 00:39:38,084 --> 00:39:41,464 but I saw Maze dump hers in the spider plant. 799 00:39:45,424 --> 00:39:47,974 -We're not talking about the queso. -No. 800 00:39:48,803 --> 00:39:51,973 I mean how you spent the entire night 801 00:39:52,056 --> 00:39:54,846 probing and prodding at Maze and Eve's relationship issues. 802 00:39:54,934 --> 00:39:59,154 I was just encouraging them to work through some unresolved issues. 803 00:39:59,230 --> 00:40:00,940 Uh-huh. And why were you doing that? 804 00:40:01,023 --> 00:40:02,573 Because I'm a good friend. 805 00:40:03,359 --> 00:40:05,819 And an even better therapist. I mean, you saw. 806 00:40:05,903 --> 00:40:09,873 From almost broken up to engaged over a single dinner. I mean… [laughs] 807 00:40:09,949 --> 00:40:11,489 I should put that on my website. 808 00:40:11,575 --> 00:40:15,115 Linda, you are a great therapist, and you did help them. 809 00:40:15,204 --> 00:40:16,044 You did. 810 00:40:17,039 --> 00:40:22,629 But you see, I wonder if some of that was maybe for your own benefit as well? 811 00:40:24,713 --> 00:40:26,553 Well, maybe… 812 00:40:28,217 --> 00:40:30,547 you're not so bad a therapist yourself. 813 00:40:30,636 --> 00:40:33,056 -[chuckles] -Okay, I admit. 814 00:40:33,139 --> 00:40:36,059 I admit it, but after God himself has been on my couch, 815 00:40:36,142 --> 00:40:39,102 it's very difficult to go back to normal problems. 816 00:40:39,186 --> 00:40:41,936 It's like, "Okay, I'm sorry you slept with your yoga teacher, again." 817 00:40:42,022 --> 00:40:44,612 -[laughs] -But I helped saved the universe. 818 00:40:44,692 --> 00:40:46,152 So you thought you would get a rush 819 00:40:46,235 --> 00:40:49,945 from some celestial therapy one last time before they head south? 820 00:40:52,408 --> 00:40:53,238 Linda. 821 00:40:54,452 --> 00:40:55,452 [sighs] 822 00:40:56,120 --> 00:40:58,080 Yeah, listen, uh… 823 00:40:59,540 --> 00:41:04,590 nobody understands better than me how earthly things can feel small. 824 00:41:05,379 --> 00:41:08,879 I mean, I was a warrior angel, fighting for the Silver City, 825 00:41:08,966 --> 00:41:12,636 and now, I'm in training to be a beat cop. 826 00:41:12,720 --> 00:41:14,510 -Okay? -[both laugh] 827 00:41:15,598 --> 00:41:17,308 But you wanna know what I've learned? 828 00:41:17,892 --> 00:41:18,892 What? 829 00:41:19,477 --> 00:41:23,187 [clicks tongue] No problem is too small. 830 00:41:23,772 --> 00:41:25,572 Whatever good deed you do in the world, 831 00:41:25,649 --> 00:41:30,109 whether it's helping someone on your block, or… 832 00:41:30,946 --> 00:41:35,366 I don't know, throwing some elaborate dinner party for your friends… 833 00:41:36,410 --> 00:41:41,210 you are just as much of a hero as you are fighting a war for the throne of Heaven. 834 00:41:41,290 --> 00:41:43,670 Every act matters. 835 00:41:50,591 --> 00:41:52,551 That's very insightful. 836 00:41:56,889 --> 00:41:58,889 But I don't know if I'm there yet. 837 00:42:01,352 --> 00:42:02,942 Or if I ever will be. 838 00:42:37,304 --> 00:42:39,604 [wings flap] 839 00:42:46,397 --> 00:42:48,397 [indistinct shouting] 840 00:43:07,334 --> 00:43:08,674 [Dan] Ooh! 841 00:43:08,752 --> 00:43:09,712 -Out! -Are you kidding? 842 00:43:09,795 --> 00:43:11,125 -Yes, it is. -That was totally in! 843 00:43:11,213 --> 00:43:13,803 You were going for the head. You were going here. 844 00:43:13,882 --> 00:43:15,132 [Lucifer] What's the score? 845 00:43:15,217 --> 00:43:17,257 [Dan] Hey, there you are, buddy, what's up? 846 00:43:17,344 --> 00:43:19,434 [exhales, rubs hands together] 847 00:43:19,513 --> 00:43:20,723 What's the plan this time? 848 00:43:21,932 --> 00:43:25,192 I'm-- I'm sorry, Daniel. [sighs] 849 00:43:25,311 --> 00:43:27,731 I can't think of anything new. I've just come to check in. 850 00:43:30,107 --> 00:43:31,727 Check in? [chuckles] 851 00:43:31,817 --> 00:43:32,647 On what? 852 00:43:33,485 --> 00:43:34,985 Nothing's changed. 853 00:43:35,070 --> 00:43:37,700 I'm still in Hell. It still sucks. Belios still sucks. 854 00:43:37,781 --> 00:43:39,741 Ping-pong is not his game, dude. 855 00:43:39,825 --> 00:43:42,485 -[Lucifer scoffs] -Hey. I'm getting better. 856 00:43:42,578 --> 00:43:45,618 It's been almost a thousand years here, and you still can't keep a volley going. 857 00:43:45,706 --> 00:43:47,916 Daniel, I have commanded the demons to not torture you. 858 00:43:48,000 --> 00:43:51,710 You are the first soul ever in this "purgatory." 859 00:43:51,795 --> 00:43:54,295 [sighs] I've invented an entirely new afterlife for you, 860 00:43:54,381 --> 00:43:57,181 so I apologize if Belios' serve isn't up to snuff. 861 00:43:57,259 --> 00:43:59,719 It's more my backhand that's weak. 862 00:44:01,722 --> 00:44:04,522 -[Dan sighs] -[Lucifer groans] 863 00:44:05,100 --> 00:44:07,440 Look. I'm sorry. 864 00:44:08,646 --> 00:44:10,556 I know you're the one stuck here. 865 00:44:11,315 --> 00:44:12,775 You know, I've tried every door. 866 00:44:12,858 --> 00:44:16,568 [laughs] Hell, I even tried the one that guy Lee walks through. 867 00:44:16,654 --> 00:44:18,614 Well, Lee's door was a metaphor for his own guilt. 868 00:44:18,697 --> 00:44:20,367 I know it was a metaphor, Lucifer. 869 00:44:21,825 --> 00:44:22,905 Right. 870 00:44:22,993 --> 00:44:25,833 And I know that we're all tortured by our own guilt down here. 871 00:44:25,913 --> 00:44:29,173 But you know as well as I do that I've dealt with all my guilt. 872 00:44:30,918 --> 00:44:32,288 So why am I still here? 873 00:44:33,003 --> 00:44:37,013 Why was that guy able to make it into Heaven and literally no one else? 874 00:44:37,091 --> 00:44:38,051 Why not me? 875 00:44:40,010 --> 00:44:41,260 I don't know. 876 00:44:41,845 --> 00:44:44,055 Well, it seems pretty simple to me. 877 00:44:44,640 --> 00:44:47,270 Just stop screwing around and go be God. 878 00:44:47,351 --> 00:44:49,401 -[exhales] -Then you can just, like, beam me up. 879 00:44:49,478 --> 00:44:52,108 Daniel, Daniel, Daniel, we have been through this. 880 00:44:52,189 --> 00:44:54,149 If I act against your wishes, 881 00:44:54,233 --> 00:44:57,993 no matter how unconscious those are, then that is the end of free will, 882 00:44:58,070 --> 00:45:00,200 which I cannot do. 883 00:45:01,949 --> 00:45:03,079 You know what, man? 884 00:45:04,868 --> 00:45:07,328 Every time you come down here, you give me hope. 885 00:45:08,038 --> 00:45:09,418 And every time… 886 00:45:10,624 --> 00:45:11,834 you disappoint me. 887 00:45:12,501 --> 00:45:13,631 You let me down. 888 00:45:14,211 --> 00:45:15,551 [Lucifer exhales] 889 00:45:15,629 --> 00:45:16,759 You know what that is? 890 00:45:18,257 --> 00:45:19,257 That's torture. 891 00:45:19,883 --> 00:45:20,723 Daniel. 892 00:45:22,636 --> 00:45:25,256 Don't come back here unless you actually have the answer. 893 00:45:26,765 --> 00:45:27,845 As you wish. 894 00:45:28,934 --> 00:45:30,734 [huffs] 895 00:45:33,147 --> 00:45:36,187 [thunder crashes] 896 00:45:36,775 --> 00:45:37,605 Did you see that? 897 00:45:39,069 --> 00:45:40,739 That's never happened before. 898 00:45:42,030 --> 00:45:43,530 You think it means something? 899 00:45:44,199 --> 00:45:45,159 I doubt it. 900 00:45:49,496 --> 00:45:51,496 Nothing ever changes around here. 901 00:45:51,582 --> 00:45:55,252 ["Dirty Hands" by Kendra Dantes playing] 902 00:45:55,335 --> 00:45:58,585 ♪ Look in my eyes, they lie ♪ 903 00:45:58,672 --> 00:46:01,302 ♪ Went to Hell a couple times ♪ 904 00:46:01,383 --> 00:46:06,933 ♪ I'm the joker, I'm the Devil I'm a demon, I'm a rebel ♪ 905 00:46:07,014 --> 00:46:11,524 ♪ I've gone mad, don't try to understand ♪ 906 00:46:12,436 --> 00:46:18,026 ♪ I'm the joker, I'm the Devil I'm a demon, I'm a rebel ♪ 907 00:46:18,108 --> 00:46:20,688 ♪ I've gone mad ♪