1 00:00:01,580 --> 00:00:04,660 ‫♪ ♪ 2 00:00:17,660 --> 00:00:18,749 ‫? What are we doing 3 00:00:18,750 --> 00:00:20,870 ‫.lt's Christmastime 4 00:00:28,580 --> 00:00:31,410 ‫.WOMAN: Tell me if this stings 5 00:00:32,950 --> 00:00:34,329 ‫.Yeah, it stings 6 00:00:34,330 --> 00:00:35,200 ‫.Good 7 00:00:35,201 --> 00:00:36,289 ‫.Not expired 8 00:00:36,290 --> 00:00:37,999 ‫? So, what happened 9 00:00:38,000 --> 00:00:39,000 ‫.Same as every day 10 00:00:39,001 --> 00:00:41,499 ‫Tomas and his dumbass ‫crew gave me crap 11 00:00:41,500 --> 00:00:43,659 ‫'cause I don't know ‫.the language yet 12 00:00:43,660 --> 00:00:44,699 ‫.I just hate it here 13 00:00:44,700 --> 00:00:47,449 ‫Remember you said the ‫? Same thing in Cairo 14 00:00:47,450 --> 00:00:49,499 ‫.And before that, in Athens 15 00:00:49,500 --> 00:00:51,449 ‫, Ten bucks says ‫, by next Christmas 16 00:00:51,450 --> 00:00:54,119 ‫you and Tomas will ‫.be best friends 17 00:00:54,120 --> 00:00:56,699 ‫.Ow. Oh, sorry. That one's deep 18 00:00:56,700 --> 00:00:58,999 ‫Ow. Okay, just ‫.hold still, baby 19 00:00:59,000 --> 00:01:00,199 ‫.Close your eyes 20 00:01:00,200 --> 00:01:00,950 ‫lf you could be 21 00:01:00,951 --> 00:01:04,699 ‫anywhere in the world right ‫? Now, where would you want to be 22 00:01:04,700 --> 00:01:06,749 ‫.Armenia 23 00:01:06,750 --> 00:01:08,579 ‫.I liked Armenia 24 00:01:08,580 --> 00:01:09,330 ‫Okay, so 25 00:01:09,331 --> 00:01:12,409 ‫picture the mountains ‫.above Jermuk 26 00:01:12,410 --> 00:01:14,499 ‫.There's two feet of fresh snow 27 00:01:14,500 --> 00:01:16,659 ‫You're skiing from hot spring 28 00:01:16,660 --> 00:01:19,999 ‫.to hot spring 29 00:01:20,000 --> 00:01:21,159 ‫.There 30 00:01:21,160 --> 00:01:22,329 ‫.Done 31 00:01:22,330 --> 00:01:23,499 ‫? Better 32 00:01:23,500 --> 00:01:24,699 ‫.Yeah 33 00:01:24,700 --> 00:01:26,699 ‫.Put on the hat 34 00:01:26,700 --> 00:01:27,869 ‫? What 35 00:01:27,870 --> 00:01:29,329 ‫? Every year. Why 36 00:01:29,330 --> 00:01:31,699 ‫.lt's a Cole family tradition 37 00:01:31,700 --> 00:01:33,869 ‫'Cause some memories 38 00:01:33,870 --> 00:01:36,700 ‫.are worth holding on to 39 00:01:41,040 --> 00:01:41,450 ‫.Aw, you blinked 40 00:01:41,451 --> 00:01:44,199 ‫.Gonna try another ‫one We already did 41 00:01:44,200 --> 00:01:44,580 ‫.another one 42 00:01:44,581 --> 00:01:46,829 ‫Why do we have to ‫? Keep doing this 43 00:01:46,830 --> 00:01:47,830 ‫.Cole family tradition 44 00:01:47,831 --> 00:01:50,039 ‫Some memories are ‫.worth holding on to 45 00:01:50,040 --> 00:01:51,329 ‫I thought the Cole ‫family tradition 46 00:01:51,330 --> 00:01:56,040 ‫was a phone call each Christmas ‫.from a different war zone 47 00:01:56,750 --> 00:01:58,039 ‫Well 48 00:01:58,040 --> 00:02:01,079 ‫this is a year of ‫.new traditions 49 00:02:01,080 --> 00:02:02,199 ‫.I'm here 50 00:02:02,200 --> 00:02:04,500 ‫.Your mom's engaged 51 00:02:05,450 --> 00:02:07,039 ‫You're not sorry you're 52 00:02:07,040 --> 00:02:11,369 ‫not celebrating Christmas with ‫? Andrew's parents, are you 53 00:02:11,370 --> 00:02:11,830 ‫? Are you kidding 54 00:02:11,831 --> 00:02:14,249 ‫They live on a golf ‫.course in San Diego 55 00:02:14,250 --> 00:02:17,910 ‫, That's basically, like ‫.a retirement community 56 00:02:18,660 --> 00:02:19,909 ‫.Okay, here's the plan 57 00:02:19,910 --> 00:02:20,870 ‫We're gonna have a Christmas 58 00:02:20,871 --> 00:02:23,409 ‫that makes up for all ‫.the ones that I missed 59 00:02:23,410 --> 00:02:27,079 ‫lt's gonna be the ‫.best Christmas ever 60 00:02:27,080 --> 00:02:28,659 ‫.You don't have to say that 61 00:02:28,660 --> 00:02:32,699 ‫Mom told me to keep ‫.my expectations low 62 00:02:32,700 --> 00:02:33,500 ‫So 63 00:02:33,501 --> 00:02:35,699 ‫.Okay. Well, I'm doubling down 64 00:02:35,700 --> 00:02:38,700 ‫.Best Christmas ever 65 00:02:44,330 --> 00:02:46,079 ‫.Hey, buddy. Cool flippers 66 00:02:46,080 --> 00:02:48,119 ‫I think Jacques Cousteau's ‫.here to see you 67 00:02:48,120 --> 00:02:49,369 ‫.Hey, Sam 68 00:02:49,370 --> 00:02:51,159 ‫Are you coming? My dad chucked 69 00:02:51,160 --> 00:02:53,369 ‫a bunch of quarters ‫.into the deep end 70 00:02:53,370 --> 00:02:55,539 ‫? Dad, can I go swimming already 71 00:02:55,540 --> 00:02:56,370 ‫.Yeah, of course 72 00:02:56,371 --> 00:02:58,370 ‫.After one more picture 73 00:02:58,830 --> 00:03:01,540 ‫.: Here we go 74 00:03:03,830 --> 00:03:05,410 ‫.All right 75 00:03:11,040 --> 00:03:12,199 ‫.I'm loving it, man 76 00:03:12,200 --> 00:03:12,750 ‫, I'm there six weeks 77 00:03:12,751 --> 00:03:15,659 ‫and they already put me in ‫.charge of tires and brake pads 78 00:03:15,660 --> 00:03:17,789 ‫lt's just a matter of ‫time before they name you 79 00:03:17,790 --> 00:03:19,659 ‫.the third Pep Boy 80 00:03:19,660 --> 00:03:22,789 ‫OSCAR: Yeah, my ‫parole officer's happy 81 00:03:22,790 --> 00:03:23,160 ‫.about it 82 00:03:23,161 --> 00:03:25,079 ‫Sam and I will be ‫able to move out 83 00:03:25,080 --> 00:03:25,700 ‫.of this place pretty soon 84 00:03:25,701 --> 00:03:29,159 ‫Well, you got to make sure ‫.you come say goodbye first 85 00:03:29,160 --> 00:03:31,039 ‫.We're gonna miss you guys 86 00:03:31,040 --> 00:03:32,199 ‫.Well, it won't be for a while 87 00:03:32,200 --> 00:03:33,999 ‫I mean, I got to ‫.save some more money 88 00:03:34,000 --> 00:03:37,909 ‫Can't even afford to buy this ‫.guy Christmas gifts right now 89 00:03:37,910 --> 00:03:40,290 ‫.(vehicle approaching, hip 90 00:03:42,370 --> 00:03:44,249 ‫.Hey, this is a guy from work 91 00:03:44,250 --> 00:03:46,329 ‫You mind keeping an ‫? Eye on Sam for me 92 00:03:46,330 --> 00:03:48,540 ‫.Yeah, 'course 93 00:04:06,540 --> 00:04:08,449 ‫? MURTAUGH: Did you pack 94 00:04:08,450 --> 00:04:10,079 ‫How are you getting ‫? To the airport 95 00:04:10,080 --> 00:04:10,830 ‫RJ: Uh, I think 96 00:04:10,831 --> 00:04:13,199 ‫.there's a bus from ‫downtown .Don't think 97 00:04:13,200 --> 00:04:14,369 ‫.And don't take the bus 98 00:04:14,370 --> 00:04:15,619 ‫.Take a cab. We'll pay for it 99 00:04:15,620 --> 00:04:16,909 ‫.lt's RJ. Look. ‫lt's your mother .Hi 100 00:04:16,910 --> 00:04:18,329 ‫.Yup, Dad, we can see him .Yup. ‫Say hi 101 00:04:18,330 --> 00:04:20,079 ‫Well, give it to me ‫.when you're done 102 00:04:20,080 --> 00:04:20,620 ‫, Yeah. Oh, RJ 103 00:04:20,621 --> 00:04:22,159 ‫bring back Costa Rica ‫.T-shirts, please 104 00:04:22,160 --> 00:04:23,000 ‫, MURTAUGH: Hey, did you 105 00:04:23,001 --> 00:04:25,119 ‫um, print out your ‫? Boarding pass 106 00:04:25,120 --> 00:04:28,119 ‫Yeah, yeah. I-I printed my ‫.boarding pass. I'm good 107 00:04:28,120 --> 00:04:28,830 ‫.Don't just open up the e-mail 108 00:04:28,831 --> 00:04:31,039 ‫You have to print it. He ‫.just said he printed it 109 00:04:31,040 --> 00:04:33,199 ‫Okay, and when is ‫? Your return flight 110 00:04:33,200 --> 00:04:34,999 ‫.Uh, I don't know ‫.I haven't booked it 111 00:04:35,000 --> 00:04:37,869 ‫Um, I was gonna do ‫.that when I got home 112 00:04:37,870 --> 00:04:38,540 ‫.Okay 113 00:04:38,541 --> 00:04:39,789 ‫.That's-that's a good idea, son 114 00:04:39,790 --> 00:04:43,950 ‫All right. Love you, and ‫.I will see you tomorrow 115 00:04:44,370 --> 00:04:45,290 ‫? Did you hear that 116 00:04:45,291 --> 00:04:47,659 ‫The part where you ‫? Didn't hand me the phone 117 00:04:47,660 --> 00:04:48,620 ‫.No. The return flight 118 00:04:48,621 --> 00:04:51,789 ‫He didn't make one. Maybe ‫, he's given up on Costa Rica 119 00:04:51,790 --> 00:04:54,329 ‫and maybe we can ‫.convince him to stay 120 00:04:54,330 --> 00:04:56,749 ‫Baby, we can't convince ‫.RJ to do anything 121 00:04:56,750 --> 00:04:59,449 ‫lt is not our job. He ‫is an adu .Yes, it is 122 00:04:59,450 --> 00:05:00,869 ‫.No, it's not. It is 123 00:05:00,870 --> 00:05:02,289 ‫.Roger, he's an adult 124 00:05:02,290 --> 00:05:03,909 ‫.But that gives me an idea 125 00:05:03,910 --> 00:05:06,159 ‫.Hmm? We can do a family dinner 126 00:05:06,160 --> 00:05:08,119 ‫, Family dinner? No ‫.we got to go bigger 127 00:05:08,120 --> 00:05:10,079 ‫.I'm thinking a partay 128 00:05:10,080 --> 00:05:10,910 ‫.A partay? Yes 129 00:05:10,911 --> 00:05:12,369 ‫Roger, I don't kn ‫, With the get down 130 00:05:12,370 --> 00:05:13,909 ‫.like the kids are ‫doing .Oh, my gosh 131 00:05:13,910 --> 00:05:15,289 ‫? No. Uh... Wait, seriously 132 00:05:15,290 --> 00:05:16,829 ‫? A partay for coming home 133 00:05:16,830 --> 00:05:19,539 ‫.I'm here all the time ‫Yeah, and we'll have 134 00:05:19,540 --> 00:05:21,619 ‫a party for you when ‫you're 35 years old 135 00:05:21,620 --> 00:05:24,199 ‫and married to the guy ‫.that we both approve 136 00:05:24,200 --> 00:05:25,619 ‫, Thank you. In the meantime 137 00:05:25,620 --> 00:05:29,949 ‫let's make this a night ‫.that RJ remembers 138 00:05:29,950 --> 00:05:31,619 ‫.Okay. Fine 139 00:05:31,620 --> 00:05:32,699 ‫.Fine 140 00:05:32,700 --> 00:05:33,909 ‫.A small party 141 00:05:33,910 --> 00:05:34,660 ‫? Yes. Okay 142 00:05:34,661 --> 00:05:38,410 ‫Okay. Wh... You act like ‫.I'm gonna go overboard 143 00:05:46,040 --> 00:05:47,369 ‫, : Alan 144 00:05:47,370 --> 00:05:48,949 ‫.I heard something downstairs 145 00:05:48,950 --> 00:05:51,079 ‫Probably just the ‫.house settling 146 00:05:51,080 --> 00:05:52,909 ‫.That's not a real ‫thing .Go look 147 00:05:52,910 --> 00:05:56,000 ‫, (clattering ‫(shattering in distance 148 00:05:57,700 --> 00:05:58,829 ‫.I'm calling 911 149 00:05:58,830 --> 00:06:00,330 ‫.Screw that 150 00:06:02,330 --> 00:06:03,290 ‫, Sorry, hon 151 00:06:03,291 --> 00:06:06,370 ‫you're getting your ‫.Christmas present early 152 00:06:06,910 --> 00:06:09,619 ‫You got me a shotgun ‫? For Christmas 153 00:06:09,620 --> 00:06:12,870 ‫.You always return the sweaters 154 00:06:17,620 --> 00:06:19,120 ‫! Nobody move 155 00:06:32,790 --> 00:06:35,249 ‫Those firearm lessons ‫.really paid off 156 00:06:35,250 --> 00:06:36,329 ‫? I mean, who knew 157 00:06:36,330 --> 00:06:37,699 ‫I'm assuming you have a ‫.permit for that thing 158 00:06:37,700 --> 00:06:39,289 ‫Yeah, she does. A ‫permit to splatter a guy 159 00:06:39,290 --> 00:06:42,079 ‫all over our Christmas tree ‫.and soak all the ornaments 160 00:06:42,080 --> 00:06:43,289 ‫.BRENDA: Okay, Doc, let's go 161 00:06:43,290 --> 00:06:46,119 ‫.You've got teeth to straighten 162 00:06:46,120 --> 00:06:47,539 ‫? Are you okay, Roger 163 00:06:47,540 --> 00:06:49,449 ‫.You're very quiet this morning 164 00:06:49,450 --> 00:06:51,329 ‫.Very banter-free 165 00:06:51,330 --> 00:06:52,369 ‫.Yeah, me, I'm good 166 00:06:52,370 --> 00:06:53,409 ‫.Just a little pensive 167 00:06:53,410 --> 00:06:55,749 ‫You know, thinking about ‫things, things like 168 00:06:55,750 --> 00:06:59,449 ‫how hard is it for ‫you to RSVP to a party 169 00:06:59,450 --> 00:07:00,949 ‫? To which you were invited 170 00:07:00,950 --> 00:07:02,909 ‫Roger, did you ‫? Invite me to a party 171 00:07:02,910 --> 00:07:04,199 ‫, Yeah, don't. It's digital 172 00:07:04,200 --> 00:07:06,039 ‫.which means I know you read it 173 00:07:06,040 --> 00:07:07,789 ‫.I know when you read it 174 00:07:07,790 --> 00:07:09,119 ‫.Early this morning 175 00:07:09,120 --> 00:07:10,869 ‫.Oh. That party 176 00:07:10,870 --> 00:07:12,699 ‫.Yeah, that party. Yeah 177 00:07:12,700 --> 00:07:13,450 ‫.Yeah, I can't make that 178 00:07:13,451 --> 00:07:16,539 ‫lt's my first holiday ‫.season with Maya 179 00:07:16,540 --> 00:07:17,160 ‫.So bring her 180 00:07:17,161 --> 00:07:19,949 ‫There's a space on ‫.the RSVP for guests 181 00:07:19,950 --> 00:07:21,409 ‫, Just that one click 182 00:07:21,410 --> 00:07:23,749 ‫.and I get that satisfying ding 183 00:07:23,750 --> 00:07:26,370 ‫.Like that 184 00:07:28,040 --> 00:07:29,579 ‫.Scorsese 185 00:07:29,580 --> 00:07:30,580 ‫!? Plus four 186 00:07:30,580 --> 00:07:31,540 ‫W... I don't know exactly 187 00:07:31,541 --> 00:07:33,499 ‫.who they're gonna be ‫yet? Ls that too many 188 00:07:33,500 --> 00:07:35,699 ‫You didn't cap off ‫.the invite list 189 00:07:35,700 --> 00:07:37,539 ‫Do you mind if I 190 00:07:37,540 --> 00:07:39,159 ‫lt is my favorite part, but 191 00:07:39,160 --> 00:07:41,540 ‫.yeah 192 00:07:44,910 --> 00:07:46,199 ‫? What is it 193 00:07:46,200 --> 00:07:47,699 ‫.I'm giving you your RSVP 194 00:07:47,700 --> 00:07:52,369 ‫I'm not gonna be able to ‫.make it to that party, Roger 195 00:07:52,370 --> 00:07:55,200 ‫♪♪ 196 00:07:57,370 --> 00:07:59,249 ‫AVERY: Three home invasions ‫, in the last month 197 00:07:59,250 --> 00:08:01,909 ‫and you got him. How ‫.is this not open 198 00:08:01,910 --> 00:08:03,749 ‫You have your dead ‫, perp, Lewis Fowler 199 00:08:03,750 --> 00:08:04,869 ‫and you know who ‫.his partner is 200 00:08:04,870 --> 00:08:06,659 ‫Actually, we don't. There's ‫.a lot of nuances here 201 00:08:06,660 --> 00:08:09,869 ‫Wait, you saw your dead home ‫invader conspiring yesterday 202 00:08:09,870 --> 00:08:11,199 ‫.at your hotel with an ex-con 203 00:08:11,200 --> 00:08:13,039 ‫. "Conspiring" is a loaded term 204 00:08:13,040 --> 00:08:14,199 ‫.Oscar's a good man 205 00:08:14,200 --> 00:08:14,620 ‫He is an ex-con 206 00:08:14,621 --> 00:08:17,539 ‫who literally did time ‫.for breaking and entering 207 00:08:17,540 --> 00:08:18,080 ‫.I know the guy 208 00:08:18,081 --> 00:08:20,659 ‫Our kids are friends. He's ‫.turned his life around 209 00:08:20,660 --> 00:08:22,699 ‫Huh. And what does ‫? Your partner think 210 00:08:22,700 --> 00:08:23,200 ‫.He thinks he did it 211 00:08:23,201 --> 00:08:26,289 ‫But, between us, Roger's ‫a little preoccupied 212 00:08:26,290 --> 00:08:28,039 ‫.with this party he's throwing 213 00:08:28,040 --> 00:08:28,870 ‫? What party 214 00:08:28,871 --> 00:08:30,079 ‫.He didn't invite me 215 00:08:30,080 --> 00:08:31,749 ‫Well, that's because ‫you and Todd go 216 00:08:31,750 --> 00:08:32,450 ‫to Wyoming every Christmas 217 00:08:32,451 --> 00:08:34,999 ‫to see his parents. I'm ‫? Sorry, is this Wyoming 218 00:08:35,000 --> 00:08:37,750 ‫? Are we in Wyoming right now 219 00:08:38,450 --> 00:08:39,160 ‫.No 220 00:08:39,161 --> 00:08:40,329 ‫.lt's not Wyoming 221 00:08:40,330 --> 00:08:41,659 ‫? Are you okay, Captain 222 00:08:41,660 --> 00:08:43,699 ‫Everything good ‫? With you and Todd 223 00:08:43,700 --> 00:08:45,749 ‫And now I'm being ‫interrogated about the status 224 00:08:45,750 --> 00:08:47,539 ‫of my relationship ‫? On Christmas Eve 225 00:08:47,540 --> 00:08:48,749 ‫.That's perfect 226 00:08:48,750 --> 00:08:49,120 ‫.Okay 227 00:08:49,121 --> 00:08:53,159 ‫So we'll, uh, just go to ‫.the motel and talk to Oscar 228 00:08:53,160 --> 00:08:53,290 ‫.Great 229 00:08:53,291 --> 00:08:55,619 ‫I'll let Roger know you're ‫.in town for the holidays 230 00:08:55,620 --> 00:08:57,039 ‫.Awesome 231 00:08:57,040 --> 00:08:58,950 ‫.Okay 232 00:09:07,040 --> 00:09:08,539 ‫.Ah, Detectives 233 00:09:08,540 --> 00:09:09,619 ‫.lt's a pre-Christmas miracle 234 00:09:09,620 --> 00:09:13,750 ‫Let me guess... you guys heard ‫.about my holiday cookies 235 00:09:14,540 --> 00:09:16,369 ‫.We need to borrow your slab 236 00:09:16,370 --> 00:09:17,160 ‫? What do we got 237 00:09:17,160 --> 00:09:17,830 ‫.Chopped-up body parts 238 00:09:17,831 --> 00:09:19,909 ‫A jogger found them ‫.in Griffith Park 239 00:09:19,910 --> 00:09:21,369 ‫, lt's the holidays ‫, so, of course 240 00:09:21,370 --> 00:09:22,909 ‫Murtaugh and Cole ‫, catch a simple case 241 00:09:22,910 --> 00:09:24,909 ‫and we get to spend the ‫day putting together 242 00:09:24,910 --> 00:09:25,700 ‫.some random guy's bits 243 00:09:25,701 --> 00:09:28,159 ‫.The patriarchy strikes again 244 00:09:28,160 --> 00:09:29,539 ‫.I think we got the better gig 245 00:09:29,540 --> 00:09:32,249 ‫Come on, guys, we ‫get to make a puzzle 246 00:09:32,250 --> 00:09:34,039 ‫.out of body parts 247 00:09:34,040 --> 00:09:36,619 ‫, You're kind of a weirdo 248 00:09:36,620 --> 00:09:37,200 ‫? Aren't you 249 00:09:37,201 --> 00:09:40,119 ‫Hey, you're both going ‫? To Murtaugh's, right 250 00:09:40,120 --> 00:09:42,449 ‫Any interest in a little pre 251 00:09:42,450 --> 00:09:45,499 ‫, I know this spicy ‫.spicy kombucha joint 252 00:09:45,500 --> 00:09:46,619 ‫.Zero interest 253 00:09:46,620 --> 00:09:47,659 ‫.I'm in 254 00:09:47,660 --> 00:09:48,200 ‫.Cool 255 00:09:48,201 --> 00:09:50,870 ‫All right. I'll text ‫.you the details 256 00:09:51,580 --> 00:09:53,579 ‫.Ran out of gloves 257 00:09:53,580 --> 00:09:55,120 ‫.Be right back 258 00:09:56,540 --> 00:09:59,079 ‫Just so you know, you don't ‫.have to be polite to Scorsese 259 00:09:59,080 --> 00:10:03,289 ‫You'll want to, you know, shut ‫, him down earlier in the day 260 00:10:03,290 --> 00:10:04,329 ‫.before he gets his hopes up 261 00:10:04,330 --> 00:10:06,409 ‫Oh, I wasn't gonna ‫.shut him down 262 00:10:06,410 --> 00:10:08,579 ‫.I love kombucha 263 00:10:08,580 --> 00:10:10,829 ‫.Everybody does 264 00:10:10,830 --> 00:10:12,119 ‫.But it's Scorsese 265 00:10:12,120 --> 00:10:13,040 ‫So 266 00:10:13,041 --> 00:10:14,409 ‫.Dude seems interesting 267 00:10:14,410 --> 00:10:16,409 ‫I keep forgetting ‫.that you're new 268 00:10:16,410 --> 00:10:18,869 ‫Some people have to ‫.learn the hard way 269 00:10:18,870 --> 00:10:22,249 ‫.I like the hard way 270 00:10:22,250 --> 00:10:24,079 ‫, MANAGER: Listen ‫the only reason 271 00:10:24,080 --> 00:10:26,449 ‫I'm letting you guys in ‫here is 'cause of my respect 272 00:10:26,450 --> 00:10:28,079 ‫.and affection for your partner 273 00:10:28,080 --> 00:10:29,119 ‫.Also, we have a warrant 274 00:10:29,120 --> 00:10:30,080 ‫, Well, yeah, you have that, too 275 00:10:30,081 --> 00:10:31,199 ‫but a lot of it's 'cause ‫.of the respect Yeah 276 00:10:31,200 --> 00:10:34,039 ‫.And affection for your partner ‫.For the-for the partner. Yeah 277 00:10:34,040 --> 00:10:35,289 ‫.Yeah. Open the door 278 00:10:35,290 --> 00:10:36,869 ‫, Okay. Yeah, yeah ‫.I can do that 279 00:10:36,870 --> 00:10:38,289 ‫I've got a magnetic ‫.personality 280 00:10:38,290 --> 00:10:41,159 ‫The Howard Hughes ‫.of this place 281 00:10:41,160 --> 00:10:42,500 ‫.I am 282 00:10:42,700 --> 00:10:43,999 ‫Why don't you and the president 283 00:10:44,000 --> 00:10:45,199 ‫.of your fan club get started 284 00:10:45,200 --> 00:10:47,409 ‫.I got to take this 285 00:10:47,410 --> 00:10:49,039 ‫.Hey, baby 286 00:10:49,040 --> 00:10:50,289 ‫, How you doing? Roger 287 00:10:50,290 --> 00:10:54,869 ‫remember when you said we ‫? Were keeping RJ's party small 288 00:10:54,870 --> 00:10:56,409 ‫Now 289 00:10:56,410 --> 00:10:58,499 ‫? Did you order an ice sculpture 290 00:10:58,500 --> 00:11:00,949 ‫.: Of course I didn't 291 00:11:00,950 --> 00:11:01,999 ‫Now, did I 292 00:11:02,000 --> 00:11:03,949 ‫make a call and get a quote 293 00:11:03,950 --> 00:11:07,699 ‫? From a guy for a ‫ice sculpture Uh 294 00:11:07,700 --> 00:11:08,660 ‫.Ah... maybe 295 00:11:08,661 --> 00:11:11,449 ‫Roger, if you called just to get ‫? A quote, why is the guy here 296 00:11:11,450 --> 00:11:13,829 ‫With a block of ‫.ice and a chisel 297 00:11:13,830 --> 00:11:15,619 ‫? And two DJs, Roger. Really 298 00:11:15,620 --> 00:11:16,949 ‫!? Two DJs 299 00:11:16,950 --> 00:11:18,199 ‫.I don't hear you 300 00:11:18,200 --> 00:11:20,659 ‫Baby, I'm gonna have ‫.to call you back 301 00:11:20,660 --> 00:11:21,040 ‫? Oscar Ripley 302 00:11:21,041 --> 00:11:23,869 ‫LAPD. We need to ta 303 00:11:23,870 --> 00:11:25,540 ‫Oh 304 00:11:38,790 --> 00:11:41,199 ‫.Dad? He's not gonna stop 305 00:11:41,200 --> 00:11:43,330 ‫! Roger, don't shoot 306 00:11:43,870 --> 00:11:45,870 ‫! Oscar, hit the brakes 307 00:11:52,830 --> 00:11:54,749 ‫.MAYA: Dad, your room 308 00:11:54,750 --> 00:11:57,249 ‫.Don't worry, sweetie ‫, lt's just a little mess 309 00:11:57,250 --> 00:11:58,539 ‫.we'll clean it all ‫up Get your hands 310 00:11:58,540 --> 00:12:02,790 ‫behind your back. Still gonna ‫.be the best Christmas ever 311 00:12:03,500 --> 00:12:05,200 ‫? Dad 312 00:12:14,330 --> 00:12:15,620 ‫.lt's not just the room 313 00:12:16,620 --> 00:12:19,449 ‫.lt's what was in the room 314 00:12:19,450 --> 00:12:20,999 ‫.Tree, decorations 315 00:12:21,000 --> 00:12:24,869 ‫I had these little ‫.cute dancing elves 316 00:12:24,870 --> 00:12:27,870 ‫You just wind 'em ‫up, and they're 317 00:12:28,160 --> 00:12:30,039 ‫.Not a single one survived 318 00:12:30,040 --> 00:12:31,659 ‫.Look, I-I'm sorry, man 319 00:12:31,660 --> 00:12:34,119 ‫.I truly am. I panicked 320 00:12:34,120 --> 00:12:36,159 ‫Not a good look on ‫.an innocent man 321 00:12:36,160 --> 00:12:38,199 ‫I heard about the ‫, burglary, all right 322 00:12:38,200 --> 00:12:40,079 ‫and I knew you saw ‫.me talking to Lewis 323 00:12:40,080 --> 00:12:43,830 ‫I was worried that you ‫.would think I was involved 324 00:12:44,620 --> 00:12:45,699 ‫.Guess what I think now 325 00:12:45,700 --> 00:12:49,579 ‫Lewis offered me the ‫.job, but I said no 326 00:12:49,580 --> 00:12:52,409 ‫.I got Sam to look after now 327 00:12:52,410 --> 00:12:54,829 ‫Speaking of which 328 00:12:54,830 --> 00:12:55,500 ‫.Found this in your room 329 00:12:55,501 --> 00:12:58,749 ‫Stolen from a home ‫.invasion last week 330 00:12:58,750 --> 00:13:01,659 ‫Oh, see, I bought ‫.that off of Lewis 331 00:13:01,660 --> 00:13:04,199 ‫I'm just trying to give ‫, Sam a great Christmas 332 00:13:04,200 --> 00:13:08,200 ‫especially since I've ‫.missed so many already 333 00:13:08,410 --> 00:13:10,619 ‫I'm not the guy you're ‫.looking for, Wes 334 00:13:10,620 --> 00:13:13,789 ‫Would you please tell Cole ‫that this is exactly the guy 335 00:13:13,790 --> 00:13:17,119 ‫, that we're looking for ‫? And we want to go home 336 00:13:17,120 --> 00:13:18,499 ‫Not me. I never want ‫.to go home again 337 00:13:18,500 --> 00:13:21,579 ‫Okay, Mr. Dark and ‫? Stormy, what's going on 338 00:13:21,580 --> 00:13:24,329 ‫Cole told me that you and Todd ‫.cancelled your trip. Not cancelled 339 00:13:24,330 --> 00:13:28,789 ‫Todd's in Wyoming. You know, I don't want to ‫talk about it. Perfect, because I don't like 340 00:13:28,790 --> 00:13:29,909 ‫I mean, if he wants to be apart 341 00:13:29,910 --> 00:13:30,830 ‫, for the holidays ‫.we'll be apart 342 00:13:30,831 --> 00:13:33,199 ‫Solo. Some people ‫.find that peaceful 343 00:13:33,200 --> 00:13:36,659 ‫They do. And that's the ‫.right attitude. Relax 344 00:13:36,660 --> 00:13:40,499 ‫, All alone in a big ‫quiet, empty house, room 345 00:13:40,500 --> 00:13:41,659 ‫after room of 346 00:13:41,660 --> 00:13:44,619 ‫Okay, look, hey, you ‫want to come over early 347 00:13:44,620 --> 00:13:46,659 ‫and help me prep ‫? For RJ's party 348 00:13:46,660 --> 00:13:48,369 ‫.Oh, God, please, yes 349 00:13:48,370 --> 00:13:49,699 ‫.Okay, yeah 350 00:13:49,700 --> 00:13:51,119 ‫? Can you let me go, man 351 00:13:51,120 --> 00:13:53,369 ‫Like, just I promised Sam 352 00:13:53,370 --> 00:13:56,499 ‫that I-I'd take him ‫to the parade tomorrow 353 00:13:56,500 --> 00:13:58,500 ‫.to meet Santa 354 00:14:01,410 --> 00:14:02,000 ‫.I can't 355 00:14:02,001 --> 00:14:04,789 ‫Everything's pointing ‫.to you right now 356 00:14:04,790 --> 00:14:07,160 ‫.Yeah 357 00:14:08,540 --> 00:14:10,949 ‫? Then can you do this 358 00:14:10,950 --> 00:14:14,619 ‫Don't let Sam go to ‫, some foster family 359 00:14:14,620 --> 00:14:17,870 ‫.not for Christmas, man 360 00:14:20,750 --> 00:14:22,159 ‫♪ Hark! The herald... ♪ 361 00:14:22,160 --> 00:14:24,949 ‫? Why can't you get him ‫out .Dad, you know him 362 00:14:24,950 --> 00:14:26,949 ‫.He's innocent. My dad promised 363 00:14:26,950 --> 00:14:27,999 ‫He doesn't do the ‫.stuff he did before 364 00:14:28,000 --> 00:14:32,499 ‫I believe him. It's just not enough ‫, to get him out of jail. Okay, well 365 00:14:32,500 --> 00:14:33,410 ‫? What would be enough 366 00:14:33,410 --> 00:14:34,370 ‫Well, we'd have to ‫find the burglar 367 00:14:34,371 --> 00:14:36,329 ‫whowasat the scene ‫.to prove it wasn't 368 00:14:36,330 --> 00:14:38,790 ‫Sam's dad, but ‫.that's a long shot 369 00:14:39,700 --> 00:14:40,949 ‫? What about him 370 00:14:40,950 --> 00:14:44,369 ‫He's the guy in the car with ‫.my dad's friend yesterday 371 00:14:44,370 --> 00:14:45,789 ‫? While you were swimming 372 00:14:45,790 --> 00:14:47,449 ‫There was somebody else ‫? In the car with Lewis 373 00:14:47,450 --> 00:14:50,159 ‫Yeah. We saw him whenwe ‫.went in to grab snacks 374 00:14:50,160 --> 00:14:52,949 ‫That looks a lot ‫.like Santa, buddy 375 00:14:52,950 --> 00:14:54,449 ‫.lt's not Santa, Dad 376 00:14:54,450 --> 00:14:55,370 ‫.We're 12 377 00:14:55,371 --> 00:14:56,909 ‫.You left out the birthmark 378 00:14:56,910 --> 00:14:58,539 ‫White beard, red cheeks 379 00:14:58,540 --> 00:15:00,749 ‫.and a peanut-shaped birthmark 380 00:15:00,750 --> 00:15:03,329 ‫.Like this. Yeah ‫.Just like that 381 00:15:03,330 --> 00:15:07,249 ‫You said this was gonna be ‫.the best Christmas ever 382 00:15:07,250 --> 00:15:11,749 ‫Well, I don't want a tree ‫.or wind-up dancing elves 383 00:15:11,750 --> 00:15:13,499 ‫.Find him 384 00:15:13,500 --> 00:15:16,660 ‫.Get Sam's dad out 385 00:15:24,160 --> 00:15:25,080 ‫♪ Everybody knows ♪ 386 00:15:25,081 --> 00:15:28,619 ‫♪ A man is supposed ‫to be so strong... ♪ 387 00:15:28,620 --> 00:15:30,539 ‫.All right, just tell me 388 00:15:30,540 --> 00:15:31,949 ‫.I can tell something's wrong 389 00:15:31,950 --> 00:15:33,749 ‫, Ever since I lost the election 390 00:15:33,750 --> 00:15:36,499 ‫Todd's disappointment ‫.has been palpable 391 00:15:36,500 --> 00:15:38,749 ‫.That does not sound like ‫Todd .You'd be surprised 392 00:15:38,750 --> 00:15:41,949 ‫Hey, hey, we're at party in ‫.minus 50 minutes, people 393 00:15:41,950 --> 00:15:43,539 ‫? Can I get some help here 394 00:15:43,540 --> 00:15:45,949 ‫Okay, Roger, Brooks ‫.is in a crisis 395 00:15:45,950 --> 00:15:47,699 ‫He needs someone to ‫.listen to him right now 396 00:15:47,700 --> 00:15:50,409 ‫Well, can we listen ‫? While he dices onions 397 00:15:50,410 --> 00:15:53,039 ‫.lt'll help mask his tears 398 00:15:53,040 --> 00:15:53,950 ‫! Roger 399 00:15:53,951 --> 00:15:55,619 ‫That's probably ‫.the photo booth 400 00:15:55,620 --> 00:15:58,249 ‫He... By the way, he left ‫.early today to do this 401 00:15:58,250 --> 00:15:59,999 ‫.TRISH: He did 402 00:16:00,000 --> 00:16:03,999 ‫Ah. I had you down for ‫ ".a" will not attend 403 00:16:04,000 --> 00:16:06,249 ‫.Plus zero, by the way 404 00:16:06,250 --> 00:16:07,160 ‫Change of plans. Do you mind 405 00:16:07,161 --> 00:16:09,329 ‫if these guys hang ‫? Out here for a bit 406 00:16:09,330 --> 00:16:10,160 ‫, Uh, Murtaugh 407 00:16:10,161 --> 00:16:11,999 ‫.this is my best friend Sam 408 00:16:12,000 --> 00:16:14,039 ‫Hey, Sam. Do you ‫? Dice vegetables 409 00:16:14,040 --> 00:16:15,659 ‫? TRISH: Honey. What 410 00:16:15,660 --> 00:16:16,330 ‫.I'm serious 411 00:16:16,331 --> 00:16:18,119 ‫Maya, come on. Bring ‫.your friend in 412 00:16:18,120 --> 00:16:19,909 ‫.Come on 413 00:16:19,910 --> 00:16:21,409 ‫.Thanks for helping my dad 414 00:16:21,410 --> 00:16:23,160 ‫.You got it 415 00:16:24,540 --> 00:16:27,949 ‫Hey, Oscar's kid ‫? What did he mean 416 00:16:27,950 --> 00:16:29,409 ‫.He gave us a lead. Let's go 417 00:16:29,410 --> 00:16:32,119 ‫.I can't. I got a party ‫.I can't just go 418 00:16:32,120 --> 00:16:34,579 ‫No problem. Why don't ‫? You tell his kid, then 419 00:16:34,580 --> 00:16:35,789 ‫.I'm sure he'll understand 420 00:16:35,790 --> 00:16:39,620 ‫? All right. What's the lead 421 00:16:40,330 --> 00:16:42,159 ‫.That's not a lead 422 00:16:42,160 --> 00:16:45,199 ‫That's a kid killing time ‫.between French fries 423 00:16:45,200 --> 00:16:46,329 ‫lt's exactly what I thought 424 00:16:46,330 --> 00:16:48,619 ‫until I scoured about ‫, a half-dozen mug books 425 00:16:48,620 --> 00:16:51,119 ‫.and I found this. Calvin Marks 426 00:16:51,120 --> 00:16:53,329 ‫, Armed robbery, assault 427 00:16:53,330 --> 00:16:54,000 ‫.home invasion 428 00:16:54,001 --> 00:16:57,159 ‫Plus, he shared a halfway ‫.house with our DOA, Lewis 429 00:16:57,160 --> 00:16:58,949 ‫.Look at the birthmark 430 00:16:58,950 --> 00:17:01,200 ‫.Yeah 431 00:17:01,450 --> 00:17:05,539 ‫Okay, we got to be back here ‫.by 8:00, all right? Okay 432 00:17:05,540 --> 00:17:08,370 ‫.And I drive. Let's go 433 00:17:14,120 --> 00:17:15,789 ‫.This is the last known address 434 00:17:15,790 --> 00:17:18,659 ‫Looks like nobody's ‫.been here in forever 435 00:17:18,660 --> 00:17:21,369 ‫Well, this thing ‫.is bolted shut 436 00:17:21,370 --> 00:17:23,909 ‫No one's getting through ‫.that door tonight 437 00:17:23,910 --> 00:17:24,790 ‫.I have a pitch 438 00:17:24,791 --> 00:17:27,289 ‫We come back tomorrow ‫with some warrants 439 00:17:27,290 --> 00:17:30,040 ‫.and heavy machinery 440 00:17:30,950 --> 00:17:32,999 ‫? Hey, Tarzan, where you going 441 00:17:33,000 --> 00:17:35,790 ‫.Looking for another way in 442 00:17:38,290 --> 00:17:43,619 ‫Hey, Roger, do you ‫? Believe in miracles 443 00:17:43,620 --> 00:17:44,999 ‫Come on. You've never heard of 444 00:17:45,000 --> 00:17:46,539 ‫A fictional character. Get 445 00:17:46,540 --> 00:17:49,160 ‫.See you downstairs 446 00:17:53,120 --> 00:17:57,289 ‫.Come on down, Rog 447 00:17:57,290 --> 00:17:58,500 ‫.Piece of cake 448 00:18:04,200 --> 00:18:05,910 ‫? Roger, what's happening 449 00:18:11,160 --> 00:18:12,579 ‫? Piece of cake 450 00:18:12,580 --> 00:18:13,749 ‫.I'm stuck 451 00:18:13,750 --> 00:18:14,909 ‫.Get me out of here 452 00:18:14,910 --> 00:18:17,619 ‫All right, all ‫.right, settle down 453 00:18:17,620 --> 00:18:19,079 ‫! Come on 454 00:18:19,080 --> 00:18:19,410 ‫.Come on 455 00:18:19,411 --> 00:18:22,040 ‫Maybe a piece of ‫.cake was the problem 456 00:18:22,790 --> 00:18:24,409 ‫.All right, you stay right here 457 00:18:24,410 --> 00:18:25,160 ‫.I'll be right back, buddy 458 00:18:25,161 --> 00:18:28,369 ‫I'm gonna get some, uh, cooking ‫spray or something slippery 459 00:18:28,370 --> 00:18:29,330 ‫.to get you out of there 460 00:18:29,331 --> 00:18:32,660 ‫!? Where you going ‫! Don't leave me here 461 00:18:46,000 --> 00:18:49,160 ‫! Hey, Roger 462 00:19:01,500 --> 00:19:03,200 ‫.Oh, boy 463 00:19:29,910 --> 00:19:32,290 ‫! Oh! Cole 464 00:19:47,580 --> 00:19:48,949 ‫.Huh 465 00:19:48,950 --> 00:19:50,159 ‫, Cole 466 00:19:50,160 --> 00:19:52,869 ‫!? where did they go 467 00:19:52,870 --> 00:19:54,409 ‫, ln a surprising turn of events 468 00:19:54,410 --> 00:19:56,579 ‫it looks like the front ‫.door opens after all 469 00:19:56,580 --> 00:20:01,829 ‫You know you're not ‫? Invited to my party, right 470 00:20:01,830 --> 00:20:03,870 ‫.Roger 471 00:20:06,960 --> 00:20:08,589 ‫COLE: We call the ‫arraignment judge 472 00:20:08,590 --> 00:20:09,799 ‫at home and tell ‫him to spring Oscar 473 00:20:09,800 --> 00:20:11,249 ‫because we have two ‫.better suspects 474 00:20:11,250 --> 00:20:12,379 ‫? Except we don't, do we 475 00:20:12,380 --> 00:20:14,249 ‫, No, I mean, technically ‫.we don't have them 476 00:20:14,250 --> 00:20:15,339 ‫Technically, that's ‫.what we need 477 00:20:15,340 --> 00:20:18,459 ‫You have no... you have no ‫.perps, you have no evidence 478 00:20:18,460 --> 00:20:20,299 ‫.We have a thumb. A human thumb 479 00:20:20,300 --> 00:20:22,129 ‫, Right. The, uh, missing digit 480 00:20:22,130 --> 00:20:25,089 ‫which, even if you did have ‫? It, would prove what, again 481 00:20:25,090 --> 00:20:26,050 ‫.I don't know 482 00:20:26,051 --> 00:20:28,999 ‫.But the wrong guy's in ‫jail, Captain .I'm sure of it 483 00:20:29,000 --> 00:20:30,089 ‫.You're probably right 484 00:20:30,090 --> 00:20:31,799 ‫But without suspects ‫, or evidence 485 00:20:31,800 --> 00:20:34,249 ‫there is no way he's ‫.getting released 486 00:20:34,250 --> 00:20:37,630 ‫.I'm sorry, Cole ‫.Merry Christmas 487 00:20:40,960 --> 00:20:42,459 ‫.We're gonna get him out 488 00:20:42,460 --> 00:20:43,709 ‫.But not tonight 489 00:20:43,710 --> 00:20:45,089 ‫.I did everything I could 490 00:20:45,090 --> 00:20:45,590 ‫.Well, it wasn't enough 491 00:20:45,591 --> 00:20:48,709 ‫I promised Sam you would ‫.get his Dad out by tomorrow 492 00:20:48,710 --> 00:20:50,339 ‫Honey, why would you ‫? Promise him that 493 00:20:50,340 --> 00:20:51,250 ‫Because I know what it's like 494 00:20:51,251 --> 00:20:53,249 ‫to not have your dad ‫.there for Christmas 495 00:20:53,250 --> 00:20:54,919 ‫, I've done it my entire life 496 00:20:54,920 --> 00:20:56,669 ‫.and it sucks 497 00:20:56,670 --> 00:20:58,049 ‫.Maya 498 00:20:58,050 --> 00:21:00,379 ‫.Let her go 499 00:21:00,380 --> 00:21:01,340 ‫.This'll pass 500 00:21:01,341 --> 00:21:04,459 ‫I don't even have a place ‫.for her to sleep tonight 501 00:21:04,460 --> 00:21:05,879 ‫Cole, come on. You ‫.both will stay here 502 00:21:05,880 --> 00:21:08,549 ‫, You go back to the motel ‫.get some of your stuff 503 00:21:08,550 --> 00:21:11,669 ‫She knows you're ‫.doing your best 504 00:21:11,670 --> 00:21:14,630 ‫.Maybe 505 00:21:14,800 --> 00:21:17,379 ‫.Deep down, I know she's right 506 00:21:17,380 --> 00:21:20,500 ‫.lt's not enough 507 00:21:23,750 --> 00:21:26,670 ‫♪ ♪ 508 00:21:28,130 --> 00:21:29,249 ‫? How's your body 509 00:21:29,250 --> 00:21:30,629 ‫.The one in the morgue 510 00:21:30,630 --> 00:21:32,709 ‫The one you're ‫.piecing together 511 00:21:32,710 --> 00:21:33,420 ‫Has 512 00:21:33,421 --> 00:21:37,210 ‫Uh, well, we're up to the ‫.waist, so we know it's a male 513 00:21:38,130 --> 00:21:40,749 ‫We should have all ‫.the DNA by tomorrow 514 00:21:40,750 --> 00:21:41,050 ‫.Mm. Mm. Mm 515 00:21:41,051 --> 00:21:43,299 ‫But, Cap, what do ‫? You think about this 516 00:21:43,300 --> 00:21:44,799 ‫The Gute and Scorsese she says 517 00:21:44,800 --> 00:21:47,000 ‫she's having fun ‫.with him tonight 518 00:21:47,380 --> 00:21:48,749 ‫.Fun. With Scorsese 519 00:21:48,750 --> 00:21:50,749 ‫lt's easy to ‫.misunderstand people 520 00:21:50,750 --> 00:21:53,549 ‫Wait, what am I ‫? Misunderstanding 521 00:21:53,550 --> 00:21:54,919 ‫.We're flawed 522 00:21:54,920 --> 00:21:56,169 ‫, We make mistakes 523 00:21:56,170 --> 00:21:57,669 ‫we push away the ‫.people we love 524 00:21:57,670 --> 00:22:00,879 ‫We're not talking about ‫? Scorsese anymore, are we 525 00:22:00,880 --> 00:22:03,049 ‫.Todd wasn't disappointed in me 526 00:22:03,050 --> 00:22:05,879 ‫.: I was disappointed in myself 527 00:22:05,880 --> 00:22:08,049 ‫I think I've become ‫.difficult to live with 528 00:22:08,050 --> 00:22:11,089 ‫Okay, you know what? I'm ‫.gonna get you some coffee 529 00:22:11,090 --> 00:22:12,840 ‫.That's probably a good idea 530 00:22:16,800 --> 00:22:17,670 ‫.Hey. Hey 531 00:22:17,671 --> 00:22:19,589 ‫! Uh, Dad, listen... You landed 532 00:22:19,590 --> 00:22:21,249 ‫, Huh? Well, listen ‫, you're a little late 533 00:22:21,250 --> 00:22:24,129 ‫but you'll make up some ‫? Time on the freeway, right 534 00:22:24,130 --> 00:22:27,169 ‫No, no, I'm-I'm still ‫.in, uh, Costa Rica 535 00:22:27,170 --> 00:22:28,629 ‫.Say what 536 00:22:28,630 --> 00:22:29,590 ‫, Yeah, my-my, uh 537 00:22:29,591 --> 00:22:31,839 ‫airline ticket ‫.got, uh, messed up 538 00:22:31,840 --> 00:22:32,959 ‫.Just a technical glitch 539 00:22:32,960 --> 00:22:35,209 ‫? A glitch? What kind of glitch 540 00:22:35,210 --> 00:22:36,549 ‫Um, well, they had me 541 00:22:36,550 --> 00:22:38,999 ‫on a flight for yesterday ‫, and-and not today 542 00:22:39,000 --> 00:22:40,499 ‫.on account of the time zones 543 00:22:40,500 --> 00:22:43,839 ‫Time zones? It's a ‫.one-hour difference 544 00:22:43,840 --> 00:22:44,500 ‫.That's not technical 545 00:22:44,501 --> 00:22:49,459 ‫, lt sounds like a humanglitch ‫.one very specific human 546 00:22:49,460 --> 00:22:50,050 ‫.lt's RJ 547 00:22:50,051 --> 00:22:52,589 ‫.Fool missed his flight ‫This is so typical 548 00:22:52,590 --> 00:22:55,089 ‫of him. Dad, I'm ‫.still on the phone 549 00:22:55,090 --> 00:22:57,549 ‫Well, listen, it'll ‫.honey, it'll be fine 550 00:22:57,550 --> 00:22:58,799 ‫? When's the next flight out 551 00:22:58,800 --> 00:23:01,959 ‫, Maybe tomorrow ‫.end of the week 552 00:23:01,960 --> 00:23:02,420 ‫Um 553 00:23:02,421 --> 00:23:04,379 ‫I'm not sure... You ‫.know, flights are spotty 554 00:23:04,380 --> 00:23:07,339 ‫? Sp... You know what's ‫spotty! You're spotty 555 00:23:07,340 --> 00:23:07,840 ‫! And flaky 556 00:23:07,841 --> 00:23:09,499 ‫That's the perfect ‫.country for you 557 00:23:09,500 --> 00:23:12,169 ‫Okay, i-it happens, and ‫.you are not helping 558 00:23:12,170 --> 00:23:14,839 ‫Yeah, it happens to ‫.thiskid, all the time 559 00:23:14,840 --> 00:23:17,799 ‫.We got 40people downstairs ‫What are we supposed 560 00:23:17,800 --> 00:23:20,669 ‫to tell them, you can't ‫? Make it to your own party 561 00:23:20,670 --> 00:23:23,669 ‫.A party 562 00:23:23,670 --> 00:23:24,420 ‫.This is ridiculous 563 00:23:24,421 --> 00:23:27,089 ‫Do I have to come down there ‫? And fly you back myself 564 00:23:27,090 --> 00:23:30,209 ‫Wha...? I didn't call ‫.you to get yelled at 565 00:23:30,210 --> 00:23:31,339 ‫.Okay, give me the phone 566 00:23:31,340 --> 00:23:33,919 ‫RJ, honey, why ‫don't you look into 567 00:23:33,920 --> 00:23:34,380 ‫? You know what 568 00:23:34,381 --> 00:23:38,459 ‫New rule: you can't go to ‫another foreign country 569 00:23:38,460 --> 00:23:40,339 ‫.until you can read the clock 570 00:23:40,340 --> 00:23:41,749 ‫.Roger, stop it 571 00:23:41,750 --> 00:23:42,420 ‫.I'm serious 572 00:23:42,421 --> 00:23:44,379 ‫Look, if this is ‫, how you're gonna be 573 00:23:44,380 --> 00:23:46,249 ‫maybe I shouldn't ‫.come back at all 574 00:23:46,250 --> 00:23:48,459 ‫Oh. Well, it's a moot ‫? Point now, isn't it 575 00:23:48,460 --> 00:23:50,879 ‫, Because even if you wanted to 576 00:23:50,880 --> 00:23:53,460 ‫! Your flight left yesterday 577 00:23:56,800 --> 00:23:59,209 ‫? Hmm! Can you believe that 578 00:23:59,210 --> 00:24:00,210 ‫.He hung up on me 579 00:24:00,211 --> 00:24:04,049 ‫Oh. I can't believe ‫.it took him that long 580 00:24:04,050 --> 00:24:06,839 ‫, You act like, somehow ‫.this is my fault 581 00:24:06,840 --> 00:24:10,249 ‫.Oh, there is nosomehowabout it 582 00:24:10,250 --> 00:24:12,709 ‫? Why do you always do that 583 00:24:12,710 --> 00:24:14,959 ‫?: Why... do what 584 00:24:14,960 --> 00:24:16,249 ‫.Try to control him 585 00:24:16,250 --> 00:24:18,379 ‫.Give him no margin for error 586 00:24:18,380 --> 00:24:19,250 ‫.RJ is an adult 587 00:24:19,251 --> 00:24:21,459 ‫Well, then he needs ‫.to act like one 588 00:24:21,460 --> 00:24:22,799 ‫Hmm. He forgets 589 00:24:22,800 --> 00:24:23,839 ‫, to register his passport 590 00:24:23,840 --> 00:24:26,129 ‫then he books the wrong ‫, flight coming back home 591 00:24:26,130 --> 00:24:29,919 ‫, and now, to top it all off ‫.he's missing his party 592 00:24:29,920 --> 00:24:33,209 ‫.Hisparty? Hisparty 593 00:24:33,210 --> 00:24:34,210 ‫.Hmm 594 00:24:34,211 --> 00:24:36,420 ‫.This is your party 595 00:24:38,380 --> 00:24:42,249 ‫I wanted a nice ‫.dinner with our son 596 00:24:42,250 --> 00:24:43,749 ‫But I got 597 00:24:43,750 --> 00:24:45,249 ‫an ice sculpture 598 00:24:45,250 --> 00:24:48,799 ‫.and12 gallons of gazpacho 599 00:24:48,800 --> 00:24:50,549 ‫.They had a sale 600 00:24:50,550 --> 00:24:52,879 ‫And why are you acting like 601 00:24:52,880 --> 00:24:53,630 ‫it's my fault that 602 00:24:53,631 --> 00:24:54,919 ‫he missed his... Missed 603 00:24:54,920 --> 00:24:57,299 ‫.his flight, Roger 604 00:24:57,300 --> 00:24:58,549 ‫.That's all 605 00:24:58,550 --> 00:25:01,339 ‫You have got to find ‫.a new gear for him 606 00:25:01,340 --> 00:25:06,049 ‫Because if you keep giving ‫RJ reasons not to come home 607 00:25:06,050 --> 00:25:09,090 ‫.he won't come home 608 00:25:35,800 --> 00:25:38,459 ‫, YOUNG COLE: Come on ‫.we're gonna be late 609 00:25:38,460 --> 00:25:41,919 ‫Tomas said we decorate ‫.the tree before dinner 610 00:25:41,920 --> 00:25:43,379 ‫.I'm excited, too 611 00:25:43,380 --> 00:25:45,880 ‫.I-I'll see you tomorrow 612 00:25:47,550 --> 00:25:50,880 ‫? We're leaving again, aren't we 613 00:25:52,300 --> 00:25:53,130 ‫.lndonesia 614 00:25:53,131 --> 00:25:58,170 ‫They've asked me to cover ‫.a separatist uprising 615 00:25:58,880 --> 00:25:59,840 ‫.This is good news 616 00:25:59,841 --> 00:26:03,169 ‫We're gonna be ‫.living on the beach 617 00:26:03,170 --> 00:26:03,670 ‫? When are we going 618 00:26:03,671 --> 00:26:05,999 ‫They want me there ‫, Christmas morning 619 00:26:06,000 --> 00:26:07,000 ‫so, um 620 00:26:07,001 --> 00:26:09,250 ‫.we leave tonight 621 00:26:10,000 --> 00:26:14,209 ‫Hey. We're gonna be ‫.surfing at sunrise 622 00:26:14,210 --> 00:26:15,090 ‫.I don't care 623 00:26:15,091 --> 00:26:17,799 ‫We're supposed to have ‫.Christmas with Tomas's family 624 00:26:17,800 --> 00:26:20,339 ‫I don't want to wake ‫.up somewhere new 625 00:26:20,340 --> 00:26:21,839 ‫.So... you'll make new friends 626 00:26:21,840 --> 00:26:25,249 ‫You know how long it took ‫? Me to make thesefriends 627 00:26:25,250 --> 00:26:27,089 ‫.I don't want to start over 628 00:26:27,090 --> 00:26:29,709 ‫I know that this ‫, is disappointing 629 00:26:29,710 --> 00:26:32,839 ‫but you have to see ‫.the bigger picture 630 00:26:32,840 --> 00:26:34,879 ‫, We have never seen Indonesia 631 00:26:34,880 --> 00:26:37,249 ‫.and it is gonna be awesome 632 00:26:37,250 --> 00:26:38,879 ‫.I promise 633 00:26:38,880 --> 00:26:40,999 ‫? What do I always tell you, huh 634 00:26:41,000 --> 00:26:44,050 ‫.Another adventure awaits 635 00:26:48,380 --> 00:26:49,000 ‫.Dude 636 00:26:49,001 --> 00:26:51,459 ‫I went to the mat ‫for you, man, but 637 00:26:51,460 --> 00:26:53,879 ‫owner's real mad ‫about the whole 638 00:26:53,880 --> 00:26:55,879 ‫.car-in-the-hotel thing 639 00:26:55,880 --> 00:26:57,209 ‫.He wants you out 640 00:26:57,210 --> 00:26:59,209 ‫.He called you a chaos magnet 641 00:26:59,210 --> 00:27:00,839 ‫.Yeah. I get that 642 00:27:00,840 --> 00:27:01,170 ‫.I don't 643 00:27:01,171 --> 00:27:03,919 ‫Youdidn't drive your ‫.car into the wall 644 00:27:03,920 --> 00:27:05,589 ‫.You're the victim here 645 00:27:05,590 --> 00:27:07,959 ‫.Super badass victim 646 00:27:07,960 --> 00:27:09,209 ‫I mean 647 00:27:09,210 --> 00:27:10,959 ‫? No room at the inn 648 00:27:10,960 --> 00:27:12,669 ‫? On Christmas Eve 649 00:27:12,670 --> 00:27:14,749 ‫? What have we become 650 00:27:14,750 --> 00:27:16,169 ‫Gus 651 00:27:16,170 --> 00:27:18,669 ‫.don't worry, I'll be fine 652 00:27:18,670 --> 00:27:20,209 ‫Yeah, but 653 00:27:20,210 --> 00:27:21,959 ‫? Where are you gonna go 654 00:27:21,960 --> 00:27:25,340 ‫.Another adventure awaits 655 00:27:30,750 --> 00:27:34,749 ‫.ROGER JR.: Hey. It's RJ's phone ‫.Say what's up and I'll hit you back 656 00:27:34,750 --> 00:27:37,209 ‫Hey-hey! RJ, listen, um 657 00:27:37,210 --> 00:27:40,499 ‫I know I got a little ‫.carried away last night 658 00:27:40,500 --> 00:27:42,919 ‫May have scared you ‫.off coming home 659 00:27:42,920 --> 00:27:43,340 ‫.I hope not 660 00:27:43,341 --> 00:27:47,669 ‫I mean, you know, people book ‫.the wrong flights all the time 661 00:27:47,670 --> 00:27:49,459 ‫.I'm sure it's a common mistake 662 00:27:49,460 --> 00:27:52,379 ‫I just personally don't know ‫anybody that is dumb enough 663 00:27:52,380 --> 00:27:55,249 ‫, to do something... Wait ‫.that's not what I meant 664 00:27:55,250 --> 00:27:57,209 ‫? Murtaugh, you got a second 665 00:27:57,210 --> 00:27:59,709 ‫Yeah. How do you ‫delete a voice mail 666 00:27:59,710 --> 00:28:00,799 ‫? That you sent to somebody 667 00:28:00,800 --> 00:28:03,839 ‫You go to Costa Rica ‫.and steal RJ's phone 668 00:28:03,840 --> 00:28:04,630 ‫.Come on 669 00:28:04,631 --> 00:28:06,800 ‫.You need to see this 670 00:28:08,800 --> 00:28:09,380 ‫.Geez 671 00:28:09,381 --> 00:28:12,879 ‫Looks like a Manson ‫.family jigsaw puzzle 672 00:28:12,880 --> 00:28:14,669 ‫, Exactly. You see ‫.this guy gets it 673 00:28:14,670 --> 00:28:16,169 ‫No, do you notice ‫? Anything missing 674 00:28:16,170 --> 00:28:18,959 ‫Here's a hint: the day you ‫.got stuck in a chimney 675 00:28:18,960 --> 00:28:20,339 ‫.I didn't get stuck 676 00:28:20,340 --> 00:28:21,919 ‫.I was descending slowly 677 00:28:21,920 --> 00:28:23,629 ‫.lt was a gentleman's ‫entry, Yeah, well 678 00:28:23,630 --> 00:28:27,880 ‫we all heard what Cole ‫.said he found in a freezer 679 00:28:28,300 --> 00:28:29,840 ‫? His left thumb 680 00:28:30,380 --> 00:28:32,839 ‫? Okay, so, who is this guy 681 00:28:32,840 --> 00:28:36,169 ‫.No. No, no, no, no. Get up. Up 682 00:28:36,170 --> 00:28:36,800 ‫I don't even like people 683 00:28:36,801 --> 00:28:39,839 ‫sittingon my couch for ‫.extended periods of time 684 00:28:39,840 --> 00:28:40,590 ‫.Sorry, Captain 685 00:28:40,591 --> 00:28:42,879 ‫I was up late working ‫.on the Oscar case 686 00:28:42,880 --> 00:28:44,549 ‫? What are you doing here 687 00:28:44,550 --> 00:28:45,709 ‫.lt's Christmas. No, it's not 688 00:28:45,710 --> 00:28:47,669 ‫.Out there, it's Christmas 689 00:28:47,670 --> 00:28:49,589 ‫But in here, it's ‫.just another day 690 00:28:49,590 --> 00:28:51,959 ‫? Where is that holiday ‫spirit .lt's in Wyoming 691 00:28:51,960 --> 00:28:53,959 ‫Well, I have something ‫.that might cheer you up 692 00:28:53,960 --> 00:28:55,709 ‫I had a little ‫.breakthrough last night 693 00:28:55,710 --> 00:28:57,299 ‫Look at this. The ‫? Home invasion file 694 00:28:57,300 --> 00:28:59,549 ‫I read it. It's ‫.three random victims 695 00:28:59,550 --> 00:29:00,709 ‫, An orthodontist ‫a night janitor 696 00:29:00,710 --> 00:29:02,709 ‫and a commercial real ‫estate agent .no connection 697 00:29:02,710 --> 00:29:05,709 ‫Wrong. All three of them ‫used the same parking garage 698 00:29:05,710 --> 00:29:07,339 ‫.on Prospect Street. ‫Boom .Breakthrough 699 00:29:07,340 --> 00:29:10,459 ‫Barely. That's probably where ‫.the crew found their victims 700 00:29:10,460 --> 00:29:13,459 ‫Let the garage management know ‫.and go find another couch 701 00:29:13,460 --> 00:29:15,709 ‫I feel like there's ‫.more to it than that 702 00:29:15,710 --> 00:29:17,499 ‫There's some kind of design ‫.with these robberies 703 00:29:17,500 --> 00:29:19,049 ‫I just can't put ‫.my finger on it 704 00:29:19,050 --> 00:29:20,919 ‫.'Cause it's not any finger 705 00:29:20,920 --> 00:29:21,380 ‫.lt's your thumb 706 00:29:21,381 --> 00:29:24,549 ‫.The body me and Gute just put ‫together? Lt's missing a left thumb 707 00:29:24,550 --> 00:29:26,089 ‫Right. Well, then it ‫.can't be the same 708 00:29:26,090 --> 00:29:29,209 ‫.No, it is the left thumb ‫.I'm saying he's right 709 00:29:29,210 --> 00:29:29,670 ‫But he 710 00:29:29,671 --> 00:29:30,749 ‫, What are we doing? Okay, well 711 00:29:30,750 --> 00:29:32,339 ‫.who W 712 00:29:32,340 --> 00:29:34,839 ‫.lt's... is Dan Underwood 713 00:29:34,840 --> 00:29:38,499 ‫He managed the Global Initiative ‫.Currency Exchange on... Prospect Street 714 00:29:38,500 --> 00:29:41,379 ‫Prospect and 3rd. It's the ‫biggest currency exchange 715 00:29:41,380 --> 00:29:42,499 ‫in the state. During ‫, the holiday season 716 00:29:42,500 --> 00:29:45,499 ‫we're talking three to ‫.four million in vault cash 717 00:29:45,500 --> 00:29:46,879 ‫Those two lunatics ‫from the cabin 718 00:29:46,880 --> 00:29:48,379 ‫.They're hitting that vault 719 00:29:48,380 --> 00:29:48,960 ‫? On Prospect and 3rd 720 00:29:48,961 --> 00:29:50,839 ‫Could not have picked ‫.a worse day to do it 721 00:29:50,840 --> 00:29:53,710 ‫(marching band playing ‫("" Joy to the World 722 00:30:05,840 --> 00:30:07,630 ‫! Ho, ho, ho 723 00:30:24,590 --> 00:30:26,209 ‫? Are you sure this is okay 724 00:30:26,210 --> 00:30:27,459 ‫.100%. You're with me 725 00:30:27,460 --> 00:30:29,209 ‫You were promised a ‫, Christmas Day parade 726 00:30:29,210 --> 00:30:32,250 ‫so you're getting a ‫.Christmas Day parade 727 00:31:27,000 --> 00:31:31,169 ‫.ROGER JR.: Hey. It's RJ's phone ‫.Say what's up and I'll hit you back 728 00:31:31,170 --> 00:31:33,919 ‫.Hey, RJ. Yeah, it's your dad 729 00:31:33,920 --> 00:31:36,079 ‫.lgnore the last three messages 730 00:31:36,080 --> 00:31:39,170 ‫.Uh, just listen to this one 731 00:31:41,880 --> 00:31:44,749 ‫What-what I've been ‫trying to say is 732 00:31:44,750 --> 00:31:46,579 ‫RJ, your dad's ‫, sorry, he loves you 733 00:31:46,580 --> 00:31:47,540 ‫, he misses you like crazy 734 00:31:47,541 --> 00:31:50,169 ‫and that's why he's ‫.acting like a jackass 735 00:31:50,170 --> 00:31:52,249 ‫.Hey. Thanks 736 00:31:52,250 --> 00:31:53,250 ‫.I think 737 00:31:53,251 --> 00:31:54,749 ‫Turns out it's a ‫whole lot easier 738 00:31:54,750 --> 00:31:56,289 ‫to apologize to ‫.somebody else's kid 739 00:31:56,290 --> 00:31:59,959 ‫, Now, can we focus ‫? Catch some bad guys 740 00:31:59,960 --> 00:32:01,960 ‫.Let's do it 741 00:32:11,290 --> 00:32:12,250 ‫.Huh 742 00:32:12,251 --> 00:32:14,419 ‫Now, that doesn't ‫? Seem right, no 743 00:32:14,420 --> 00:32:16,330 ‫.No, it doesn't 744 00:32:21,750 --> 00:32:23,670 ‫.Gentlemen 745 00:32:23,790 --> 00:32:24,790 ‫? What's in the bags 746 00:32:24,791 --> 00:32:26,459 ‫MURTAUGH: Were we exchanging 747 00:32:26,460 --> 00:32:28,330 ‫? Some currency, maybe 748 00:32:30,540 --> 00:32:31,790 ‫♪ ♪ 749 00:32:33,420 --> 00:32:36,330 ‫.Excuse me. Excuse me ‫.Pardon me, excuse me 750 00:32:52,630 --> 00:32:55,039 ‫.I'll get that one 751 00:32:55,040 --> 00:32:57,789 ‫! LAPD, stop 752 00:32:57,790 --> 00:32:59,499 ‫! I said stop 753 00:32:59,500 --> 00:33:00,080 ‫? Dad 754 00:33:00,081 --> 00:33:01,709 ‫? Maya, what are you doing here 755 00:33:01,710 --> 00:33:04,539 ‫Sam wanted to see the ‫.parade, so we came 756 00:33:04,540 --> 00:33:04,790 ‫? Sam 757 00:33:04,791 --> 00:33:08,919 ‫Where is he? Um, he was ‫.just with me a second ago 758 00:33:08,920 --> 00:33:10,039 ‫! Sam 759 00:33:10,040 --> 00:33:11,670 ‫? Cole 760 00:33:12,790 --> 00:33:15,039 ‫! Hey, who are you? Let me go 761 00:33:15,040 --> 00:33:18,040 ‫.Cole! Cole! Stay ‫here .Don't move 762 00:33:20,420 --> 00:33:23,960 ‫.Hi! Merry Christmas 763 00:33:46,170 --> 00:33:48,670 ‫♪♪ 764 00:34:00,040 --> 00:34:01,830 ‫! CROWD: Ooh 765 00:34:16,960 --> 00:34:19,500 ‫! MAN: Santa's got a gun 766 00:34:33,580 --> 00:34:36,330 ‫.He started it 767 00:34:37,080 --> 00:34:40,079 ‫! Cole, help! Cole, help 768 00:34:40,080 --> 00:34:42,079 ‫! Please, let me go 769 00:34:42,080 --> 00:34:43,580 ‫! Cole, help 770 00:34:45,330 --> 00:34:47,209 ‫.Come on, man 771 00:34:47,210 --> 00:34:48,999 ‫! Let the kid go. Back off 772 00:34:49,000 --> 00:34:52,750 ‫.Sam, it's gonna be all right 773 00:34:55,540 --> 00:34:57,579 ‫.No one has to get hurt today 774 00:34:57,580 --> 00:34:59,079 ‫.You want the money? It's yours 775 00:34:59,080 --> 00:35:03,129 ‫.Okay? Just drop the gun ‫.We'll walk out of here 776 00:35:03,130 --> 00:35:04,329 ‫? You're gonna let me walk out 777 00:35:04,330 --> 00:35:06,579 ‫.Just like that? Yeah 778 00:35:06,580 --> 00:35:09,249 ‫.Release the kid ‫.I give you my word 779 00:35:09,250 --> 00:35:12,670 ‫! You're full of crap, ‫man .Get on the ground 780 00:35:13,290 --> 00:35:15,459 ‫.Okay 781 00:35:15,460 --> 00:35:17,289 ‫Sam 782 00:35:17,290 --> 00:35:19,170 ‫? Do you trust me 783 00:35:20,170 --> 00:35:22,500 ‫.Close your eyes 784 00:35:22,790 --> 00:35:24,829 ‫lf you could be anywhere ‫, in the world right now 785 00:35:24,830 --> 00:35:26,079 ‫? Where would you be 786 00:35:26,080 --> 00:35:28,289 ‫.Hawaii, with my dad 787 00:35:28,290 --> 00:35:29,919 ‫! I said get on the ground 788 00:35:29,920 --> 00:35:31,580 ‫.On the ground, now 789 00:35:33,960 --> 00:35:35,959 ‫.You're in Hawaii 790 00:35:35,960 --> 00:35:38,039 ‫.You and your dad 791 00:35:38,040 --> 00:35:40,129 ‫.Kapalua Beach 792 00:35:40,130 --> 00:35:42,880 ‫.Bodysurfing in the waves 793 00:35:46,080 --> 00:35:48,500 ‫! Aah 794 00:35:48,960 --> 00:35:50,830 ‫.lt's okay, buddy 795 00:35:52,380 --> 00:35:55,210 ‫.You're gonna be okay 796 00:35:57,170 --> 00:35:59,830 ‫? Want to go see your dad 797 00:36:07,670 --> 00:36:10,040 ‫♪ ♪ 798 00:36:19,630 --> 00:36:21,079 ‫.Thank you 799 00:36:21,080 --> 00:36:22,419 ‫.That was the A.D.A 800 00:36:22,420 --> 00:36:24,749 ‫All charges were ‫.dropped against Oscar 801 00:36:24,750 --> 00:36:26,419 ‫.He just got released ‫.Thank you, Captain 802 00:36:26,420 --> 00:36:29,039 ‫.I appreciate you making ‫that call .Of course 803 00:36:29,040 --> 00:36:31,499 ‫.Almost forgot. This is for you 804 00:36:31,500 --> 00:36:32,420 ‫? What's this 805 00:36:32,421 --> 00:36:34,499 ‫Well, it's definitely ‫.not a Christmas gift 806 00:36:34,500 --> 00:36:35,829 ‫.Not here, anyway 807 00:36:35,830 --> 00:36:38,380 ‫.Plane ticket 808 00:36:40,290 --> 00:36:43,669 ‫.To... Laramie, Wyoming 809 00:36:43,670 --> 00:36:45,630 ‫.Flight leaves in two hours 810 00:36:48,170 --> 00:36:49,959 ‫Cole, you didn't ‫.have to do this 811 00:36:49,960 --> 00:36:50,500 ‫, Ten years in the CIA 812 00:36:50,501 --> 00:36:51,669 ‫I've got a truckload of ‫.frequent-flier points 813 00:36:51,670 --> 00:36:54,629 ‫Really? So is there any chance ‫we could .No. You're flying coach 814 00:36:54,630 --> 00:36:57,289 ‫.Okay, coach. Coach is good 815 00:36:57,290 --> 00:36:59,169 ‫.For you 816 00:36:59,170 --> 00:37:00,289 ‫.Merry Christmas 817 00:37:00,290 --> 00:37:03,380 ‫! No 818 00:37:04,000 --> 00:37:07,210 ‫.You shouldn't have 819 00:37:10,420 --> 00:37:12,459 ‫Nothing like ‫.finishing a puzzle 820 00:37:12,460 --> 00:37:14,540 ‫.Best feeling in the world 821 00:37:16,460 --> 00:37:20,000 ‫.Congratulations, weirdos 822 00:37:20,540 --> 00:37:22,209 ‫.Oh, I almost forgot 823 00:37:22,210 --> 00:37:24,540 ‫.Holiday cookies 824 00:37:26,210 --> 00:37:27,210 ‫? Okay, a thumb in a box 825 00:37:27,211 --> 00:37:29,959 ‫.Yeah, that may have crossed ‫a line .Tried to tell you 826 00:37:29,960 --> 00:37:31,289 ‫Still, the guy's got ‫.a lot going for him 827 00:37:31,290 --> 00:37:34,169 ‫.Okay, and we're back to ‫this Come on, a coroner 828 00:37:34,170 --> 00:37:36,079 ‫, who makes movies ‫designs his own socks 829 00:37:36,080 --> 00:37:37,749 ‫You know, he wrote ‫.a book about hummus 830 00:37:37,750 --> 00:37:39,379 ‫He made you read ‫? The hummus book 831 00:37:39,380 --> 00:37:43,210 ‫.Also, he's really into you 832 00:37:46,170 --> 00:37:49,170 ‫.Forgot the cookies at home 833 00:37:49,880 --> 00:37:52,379 ‫Oh, no. Do I have ‫? Something in my teeth 834 00:37:52,380 --> 00:37:54,169 ‫Or my nose? Please ‫.Oh, it's my teeth 835 00:37:54,170 --> 00:37:56,670 ‫? Lt's my teeth, right 836 00:37:57,130 --> 00:37:58,709 ‫Seriously, what ‫? Are you looking at 837 00:37:58,710 --> 00:38:03,170 ‫I have no idea. Merry ‫.Christmas, Scorsese 838 00:38:04,670 --> 00:38:06,709 ‫, ROGER JR.: Hey ‫.it's RJ's phone 839 00:38:06,710 --> 00:38:10,880 ‫Say what's up and ‫.I'll hit you back 840 00:38:12,080 --> 00:38:14,420 ‫.lt keeps going to voice mail 841 00:38:19,290 --> 00:38:21,959 ‫You really think I'm ‫? Driving him away 842 00:38:21,960 --> 00:38:25,499 ‫What I think is 843 00:38:25,500 --> 00:38:28,289 ‫.we need to let him grow up 844 00:38:28,290 --> 00:38:32,169 ‫Make mistakes. Get ‫.lost, get stuck 845 00:38:32,170 --> 00:38:35,749 ‫.Get hurt a little 846 00:38:35,750 --> 00:38:36,999 ‫.I know 847 00:38:37,000 --> 00:38:40,289 ‫I just-I just love ‫.that kid so much 848 00:38:40,290 --> 00:38:42,669 ‫.lt-it kills me to see him fail 849 00:38:42,670 --> 00:38:43,580 ‫.I know it does, honey 850 00:38:43,581 --> 00:38:46,039 ‫, lf it were up to you ‫RJ wouldn't even know 851 00:38:46,040 --> 00:38:47,329 ‫.how to ride a bike 852 00:38:47,330 --> 00:38:49,079 ‫Why do we put kids 853 00:38:49,080 --> 00:38:51,669 ‫on bikes on the ‫? Roads next to cars 854 00:38:51,670 --> 00:38:52,250 ‫Right. They're like 855 00:38:52,251 --> 00:38:55,629 ‫.death machines on two wheels ‫.Death machines on two wheels 856 00:38:55,630 --> 00:38:58,289 ‫.Yes. I know 857 00:38:58,290 --> 00:39:00,459 ‫.I love him, too 858 00:39:00,460 --> 00:39:02,919 ‫And maybe I overstated myself 859 00:39:02,920 --> 00:39:05,829 ‫when I said you were ‫.driving him away 860 00:39:05,830 --> 00:39:08,829 ‫.ROGER JR.: Hello 861 00:39:08,830 --> 00:39:10,459 ‫! RIANA: Oh, my God 862 00:39:10,460 --> 00:39:12,669 ‫.RJ! I missed you so much 863 00:39:12,670 --> 00:39:14,039 ‫Things have been ‫.terrible without you 864 00:39:14,040 --> 00:39:17,629 ‫Mom and Dad have just ‫been on me 24/7 because 865 00:39:17,630 --> 00:39:19,169 ‫because they're ‫.awesome parents 866 00:39:19,170 --> 00:39:21,129 ‫.Come here, give your mom ‫a hug .Good to see you guys 867 00:39:21,130 --> 00:39:23,039 ‫.Hug your mama. Look at you 868 00:39:23,040 --> 00:39:24,999 ‫, Hey! Oh, oh, Ri ‫.I got you a shirt 869 00:39:25,000 --> 00:39:30,210 ‫lt's in my bag... ifyou ‫.bring it upstairs. Done 870 00:39:31,420 --> 00:39:32,210 ‫! Yay 871 00:39:32,211 --> 00:39:34,459 ‫.She falls for that every ‫time? You know that, right 872 00:39:34,460 --> 00:39:36,289 ‫.Look at you. Yeah 873 00:39:36,290 --> 00:39:37,999 ‫Did you get bigger? I ‫.think he did get bigger 874 00:39:38,000 --> 00:39:41,289 ‫.He got bigger. Look at you ‫.He did get bigger. Oh 875 00:39:41,290 --> 00:39:42,749 ‫? And how's the ‫coffee business .Yeah 876 00:39:42,750 --> 00:39:44,249 ‫.Oh, well, I'm done ‫with that .Oh. Okay 877 00:39:44,250 --> 00:39:48,039 ‫You know, moving on to something ‫? Much bigger now. You ready? What 878 00:39:48,040 --> 00:39:48,830 ‫.Oh, okay 879 00:39:48,831 --> 00:39:51,000 ‫.Timeshares 880 00:39:51,460 --> 00:39:53,669 ‫.Huh? Timeshares 881 00:39:53,670 --> 00:39:55,289 ‫.Timeshare. Timeshare 882 00:39:55,290 --> 00:39:56,999 ‫.Yeah. Son. No, no, no 883 00:39:57,000 --> 00:39:58,329 ‫.Let me stop you right there 884 00:39:58,330 --> 00:39:59,919 ‫The timeshares ‫.lt's a Ponzi scheme 885 00:39:59,920 --> 00:40:01,709 ‫No one has ever made money ‫.No, but I met a guy 886 00:40:01,710 --> 00:40:03,579 ‫, What are you gonna do? ‫He's like, a timeshare guru 887 00:40:03,580 --> 00:40:04,959 ‫.lt's an investment. Guru 888 00:40:04,960 --> 00:40:06,079 ‫.What, in time?: We're back 889 00:40:06,080 --> 00:40:11,000 ‫? How do you invest in ‫timesharing lt's a, um 890 00:40:12,000 --> 00:40:13,289 ‫, GUS: So I say to the owner 891 00:40:13,290 --> 00:40:16,419 ‫"You got to give my guy ‫.a new room, or I walk 892 00:40:16,420 --> 00:40:19,419 ‫"No more Gus cleaning up your ‫hotel messes. How you like 893 00:40:19,420 --> 00:40:21,499 ‫"? Them jingle bells ‫.Gus, thank you" 894 00:40:21,500 --> 00:40:23,959 ‫.We appreciate it ‫.No worries, dude 895 00:40:23,960 --> 00:40:26,829 ‫.I got your back, ‫Cole .Semper fi 896 00:40:26,830 --> 00:40:27,830 ‫.Merry Christmas 897 00:40:27,831 --> 00:40:29,499 ‫.Merry Christmas to you guys 898 00:40:29,500 --> 00:40:30,629 ‫.Hey, Dad 899 00:40:30,630 --> 00:40:32,629 ‫.Thanks. Don't thank me yet 900 00:40:32,630 --> 00:40:34,499 ‫Our Christmas dinner ‫kind of got, uh 901 00:40:34,500 --> 00:40:36,289 ‫.Run over? Yeah 902 00:40:36,290 --> 00:40:40,830 ‫♪ The only words that ‫I could think of... ♪ 903 00:40:43,130 --> 00:40:46,209 ‫Oh, I ordered these ‫, pineapple butter jam cookies 904 00:40:46,210 --> 00:40:47,579 ‫.lndonesian delight 905 00:40:47,580 --> 00:40:48,460 ‫.Sounds good 906 00:40:48,461 --> 00:40:50,999 ‫.Not a single one survived ‫.All smushed to bits 907 00:40:51,000 --> 00:40:53,999 ‫As was the Slovakian ‫.beet horseradish sauce 908 00:40:54,000 --> 00:40:54,920 ‫, Sounds less good 909 00:40:54,921 --> 00:40:58,209 ‫but the important thing ‫.is that we're together 910 00:40:58,210 --> 00:41:01,329 ‫.Hey, that's my line 911 00:41:01,330 --> 00:41:02,959 ‫♪ Just in time... ♪ 912 00:41:02,960 --> 00:41:05,330 ‫.Best Christmas ever 913 00:41:06,000 --> 00:41:07,919 ‫♪ My memories... ♪ 914 00:41:07,920 --> 00:41:10,500 ‫.Best Christmas ever 915 00:41:12,420 --> 00:41:15,579 ‫♪ Come to me ♪ 916 00:41:15,580 --> 00:41:17,329 ‫♪ The remembrance of ♪ 917 00:41:17,330 --> 00:41:19,289 ‫Put your bags down ‫.and come on over here 918 00:41:19,290 --> 00:41:21,579 ‫I thought we had ‫.a flight to catch 919 00:41:21,580 --> 00:41:24,250 ‫.Wes, come on 920 00:41:29,500 --> 00:41:31,829 ‫I know how hard ‫.this is for you 921 00:41:31,830 --> 00:41:34,379 ‫I know it feels ‫like we don't have 922 00:41:34,380 --> 00:41:36,419 ‫.what everybody else has 923 00:41:36,420 --> 00:41:37,709 ‫But the truth is 924 00:41:37,710 --> 00:41:39,829 ‫, as long as we're together 925 00:41:39,830 --> 00:41:42,080 ‫.we have something better 926 00:41:42,830 --> 00:41:44,709 ‫.Look 927 00:41:44,710 --> 00:41:46,789 ‫? All of those stars 928 00:41:46,790 --> 00:41:49,579 ‫.Those are our Christmas lights 929 00:41:49,580 --> 00:41:54,170 ‫We get to take them ‫.wherever we go 930 00:41:56,920 --> 00:41:58,749 ‫, lt's a big world, Wes 931 00:41:58,750 --> 00:42:00,749 ‫and you and I get to see it all 932 00:42:00,750 --> 00:42:03,579 ‫.and be at home anywhere in it 933 00:42:03,580 --> 00:42:08,000 ‫♪ I've come in this way ♪ 934 00:42:09,080 --> 00:42:11,999 ‫♪ And here now I'll stay ♪ 935 00:42:12,000 --> 00:42:15,129 ‫♪ If the unknown ♪ 936 00:42:15,130 --> 00:42:17,419 ‫♪ Have to wait ♪ 937 00:42:17,420 --> 00:42:20,919 ‫♪ One more day ♪ 938 00:42:20,920 --> 00:42:22,629 ‫Hey. I know the ‫, party was last night 939 00:42:22,630 --> 00:42:24,749 ‫but I thought we could help ‫.you with some leftovers 940 00:42:24,750 --> 00:42:26,249 ‫, What do you think ‫I'm the kind of guy 941 00:42:26,250 --> 00:42:28,289 ‫that miscalculates ‫the amount of food 942 00:42:28,290 --> 00:42:29,290 ‫.Oh, hey, Maya. Perfect timing 943 00:42:29,291 --> 00:42:31,459 ‫We have, like, 14 pounds ‫.of ice cream cake 944 00:42:31,460 --> 00:42:33,959 ‫, Yeah, and it's melting 945 00:42:33,960 --> 00:42:35,829 ‫.so come on in 946 00:42:35,830 --> 00:42:38,709 ‫.Thanks, Murtaugh ‫.You're welcome 947 00:42:38,710 --> 00:42:41,919 ‫? You sure this is okay ‫? Lt's not a bad time 948 00:42:41,920 --> 00:42:43,749 ‫.Nah. I mean, RJ's back 949 00:42:43,750 --> 00:42:47,419 ‫We think he gave his savings ‫.to a South American grifter 950 00:42:47,420 --> 00:42:50,959 ‫Trish has been on the phone ‫, with Interpol all night 951 00:42:50,960 --> 00:42:53,289 ‫.and somehow it's all my fault 952 00:42:53,290 --> 00:42:55,129 ‫.Hmm, I hear you 953 00:42:55,130 --> 00:42:56,289 ‫.Hey. Hey 954 00:42:56,290 --> 00:42:58,079 ‫Yeah, that sounds ‫.kind of messy 955 00:42:58,080 --> 00:43:00,789 ‫.lt is messy, but it's family 956 00:43:00,790 --> 00:43:04,499 ‫And I wouldn't have ‫.it any other way 957 00:43:04,500 --> 00:43:05,460 ‫.Thank you 958 00:43:05,461 --> 00:43:07,460 ‫! Perfect. So, let's eat