1 00:00:02,796 --> 00:00:05,963 Stand clear to roll press. 2 00:00:18,188 --> 00:00:19,563 It's hot off the press. 3 00:00:19,773 --> 00:00:22,608 "The name of the writer, an officer in the United States Navy, 4 00:00:22,776 --> 00:00:25,184 is being withheld at his request." 5 00:00:25,362 --> 00:00:27,900 Because he knew by writing that op-ed piece, 6 00:00:28,073 --> 00:00:31,027 he'd committed a crime. It's a clear violation of Article 88. 7 00:00:31,201 --> 00:00:34,452 Oh, yes, sir, it does appear to be contemptuous of the president. 8 00:00:34,663 --> 00:00:35,826 Well, let's see, lieutenant. 9 00:00:35,998 --> 00:00:40,874 He calls the president a criminal liar and spineless buffoon. 10 00:00:41,087 --> 00:00:43,543 - Yeah, I think so. - Are we investigating, sir? 11 00:00:43,715 --> 00:00:46,502 Colonel, this is gonna be all over the city in an hour 12 00:00:46,676 --> 00:00:48,087 and around the world in two. 13 00:00:48,303 --> 00:00:49,382 SECNAV informs me 14 00:00:49,554 --> 00:00:52,259 the president is getting a little testy about this sort of thing. 15 00:00:52,474 --> 00:00:55,309 Find out who wrote it. He will be prosecuted. 16 00:01:54,539 --> 00:01:57,541 Wow, Harm, with a slice like that, you'd be two fairways over. 17 00:01:58,961 --> 00:02:01,630 Hey, who wants to play a hole the easy way? 18 00:02:03,841 --> 00:02:05,335 I guess if I was a member of Congress, 19 00:02:05,509 --> 00:02:07,965 I'd have nothing but time to practise my golf game. 20 00:02:08,179 --> 00:02:10,219 Yeah, cocktails and golf. 21 00:02:10,390 --> 00:02:14,055 That's all we do, until we're voting ourself raises. 22 00:02:15,854 --> 00:02:18,096 This is your idea of relaxation? 23 00:02:18,315 --> 00:02:20,391 Listen, you needed to do something relaxing. 24 00:02:20,567 --> 00:02:22,560 I mean, ever since you got back from the carrier, 25 00:02:22,736 --> 00:02:25,144 you've been at loose ends. 26 00:02:25,322 --> 00:02:27,778 Maybe I should take up stamp collecting. 27 00:02:28,409 --> 00:02:33,616 Wait, wait, wait. Your grip is too weak, okay? 28 00:02:33,789 --> 00:02:35,912 You need to turn them more to your right. 29 00:02:36,125 --> 00:02:39,292 Listen, I met with my opposite number 30 00:02:39,462 --> 00:02:41,870 on the Senate Armed Forces committee yesterday. 31 00:02:42,048 --> 00:02:44,088 - Like this? - Look where the V 32 00:02:44,259 --> 00:02:46,086 between your thumb and fingers is pointing. 33 00:02:47,262 --> 00:02:48,341 West Virginia? 34 00:02:50,057 --> 00:02:52,215 But it should be pointing to your right shoulder. 35 00:02:53,018 --> 00:02:54,845 I got a peek at the promotions list. 36 00:02:56,480 --> 00:02:58,354 - Damn. - You were on it. 37 00:02:59,441 --> 00:03:01,434 - Commander? - No, you skipped four grades 38 00:03:01,610 --> 00:03:04,528 to vice admiral. Yes, commander. 39 00:03:04,739 --> 00:03:07,656 - Congratulations. - Thank you. 40 00:03:13,081 --> 00:03:14,908 Damn. 41 00:03:19,296 --> 00:03:22,131 You were at your Congressional Liaison meeting this morning, right? 42 00:03:22,299 --> 00:03:23,378 Yes, sir. 43 00:03:23,550 --> 00:03:25,508 How are things on the Hill these days? 44 00:03:25,677 --> 00:03:27,754 Oh, definitely moving to the right, sir. 45 00:03:27,930 --> 00:03:29,424 Well, these things are cyclical. 46 00:03:29,598 --> 00:03:31,638 Had your people seen the morning paper yet? 47 00:03:31,809 --> 00:03:32,888 Good morning, sir. 48 00:03:33,060 --> 00:03:35,433 No, sir, it wasn't mentioned. Why? 49 00:03:35,980 --> 00:03:37,640 Op-ed piece. 50 00:03:37,815 --> 00:03:39,689 Guest editorial. 51 00:03:39,859 --> 00:03:43,275 "The soiling of the presidency. 52 00:03:43,446 --> 00:03:47,575 Our president, my commander-in-chief, 53 00:03:47,742 --> 00:03:50,412 is not only a physi-- 54 00:03:50,579 --> 00:03:52,239 Physical and mor-- 55 00:03:52,456 --> 00:03:54,365 Moral coward..." 56 00:03:56,502 --> 00:03:58,210 Oh, they're making this damn type smaller 57 00:03:58,379 --> 00:03:59,754 so they can sell more ads. 58 00:04:06,137 --> 00:04:10,799 "--Ward has imposed his own bravery-deprived character 59 00:04:10,975 --> 00:04:12,849 on the Armed Forces of the United States 60 00:04:13,019 --> 00:04:15,345 as exemplified by, among other things, 61 00:04:15,564 --> 00:04:21,649 the sleazily disgraceful restrictions imposed on our air war over Kosovo." 62 00:04:21,820 --> 00:04:24,738 Written by an anonymous Naval officer. 63 00:04:25,324 --> 00:04:26,866 Contemptuous words, sir. 64 00:04:27,076 --> 00:04:29,483 - Exactly. Familiar with the concept? - Yes, sir. 65 00:04:29,662 --> 00:04:31,987 In 1993, an Air Force general, in a speech, 66 00:04:32,164 --> 00:04:35,201 called the president draft-dodging, pot-smoking, 67 00:04:35,376 --> 00:04:36,491 womanising and gay-Ioving. 68 00:04:36,669 --> 00:04:39,505 He was reprimanded, fined and forced to retire. 69 00:04:40,757 --> 00:04:45,218 I think our anonymous editorialist is entitled to some leave time as well. 70 00:04:45,387 --> 00:04:47,095 Why don't you join the posse? 71 00:04:48,140 --> 00:04:49,219 Yes, sir. 72 00:04:52,352 --> 00:04:53,467 As I told you on the phone, 73 00:04:53,645 --> 00:04:57,264 we take pledges of confidentiality very seriously here. 74 00:04:57,441 --> 00:04:59,683 We just thought it might be productive to meet. 75 00:04:59,860 --> 00:05:01,687 So I'd swoon over your uniforms? 76 00:05:02,238 --> 00:05:03,946 I haven't seen this many sailors since 77 00:05:04,115 --> 00:05:07,151 - "Anchors Away" on The Late Show. - Actually, I'm a Marine. 78 00:05:07,368 --> 00:05:08,448 Excuse me. 79 00:05:08,620 --> 00:05:11,870 What you're trying to tell me is that the person who wrote this editorial, 80 00:05:12,040 --> 00:05:15,076 as a military officer, is not allowed to criticise the president. 81 00:05:15,252 --> 00:05:17,957 But three of you, as military officers, 82 00:05:18,130 --> 00:05:19,957 are allowed to interrogate a newspaper editor 83 00:05:20,132 --> 00:05:22,705 about who's been exercising their right to free speech. 84 00:05:22,926 --> 00:05:24,587 Well, ma'am, as military officers, 85 00:05:24,762 --> 00:05:26,920 we accept limits on our right to free speech. 86 00:05:27,098 --> 00:05:30,182 It's all spelled out in Article 88 of the Uniform Code of Military Justice. 87 00:05:30,351 --> 00:05:33,186 I would hardly call this an interrogation, Miss Wexler. 88 00:05:33,396 --> 00:05:35,519 Well, if you came by to submit an op-ed piece, 89 00:05:35,690 --> 00:05:37,232 I'll be happy to consider it. 90 00:05:38,860 --> 00:05:43,487 The reason officers aren't allowed to be contemptuous of civilian leaders 91 00:05:43,657 --> 00:05:45,448 is to keep the military out of politics. 92 00:05:45,617 --> 00:05:47,906 We don't have military coups in this country. 93 00:05:48,078 --> 00:05:50,486 I assume your paper would like to keep it that way. 94 00:05:50,664 --> 00:05:52,787 So if I don't tell you who wrote that editorial, 95 00:05:52,958 --> 00:05:55,793 I can expect to see tanks rolling down Pennsylvania Avenue? 96 00:05:55,961 --> 00:05:59,876 How do you know that the author of this op-ed piece is a Naval officer? 97 00:06:00,091 --> 00:06:02,582 Because he or she answered some questions we asked 98 00:06:02,760 --> 00:06:04,219 in a very convincing way. 99 00:06:04,429 --> 00:06:06,552 He or she? You didn't meet this person? 100 00:06:06,764 --> 00:06:09,386 - No. - So we're wasting our time here? 101 00:06:10,018 --> 00:06:12,556 Well, you did get to give me a civics lesson. 102 00:06:14,231 --> 00:06:17,434 We didn't get the name, but it looks like you could have had a date. 103 00:06:17,609 --> 00:06:19,519 Liberals love me, colonel. I'm a challenge. 104 00:06:19,695 --> 00:06:21,319 We could subpoena their records. 105 00:06:21,488 --> 00:06:23,148 Yeah, they'd scream freedom of the press, 106 00:06:23,324 --> 00:06:25,482 and the Supreme Court would get to deciding the issue 107 00:06:25,659 --> 00:06:28,115 sometime during Chelsea Clinton's second term as president, 108 00:06:28,287 --> 00:06:29,366 if we're lucky. 109 00:06:29,539 --> 00:06:31,163 Maybe you should ask her out on a date. 110 00:06:31,332 --> 00:06:35,164 You know, she never met him or her but asked questions and got answers. 111 00:06:35,336 --> 00:06:37,625 - So how would they communicate? - E-mail. 112 00:06:38,214 --> 00:06:41,132 We can go to ISPs and companies that operate SMTP servers. 113 00:06:41,301 --> 00:06:43,128 They don't have a freedom-of-the-press issue. 114 00:06:43,345 --> 00:06:45,136 Don't you love it when he talks like that? 115 00:06:45,347 --> 00:06:49,475 Places that send and forward e-mail. That op-ed piece had to leave a trail. 116 00:06:49,643 --> 00:06:51,470 Go get them, sailor. 117 00:07:03,324 --> 00:07:06,528 Okay, how about a break? You want a snack? 118 00:07:06,703 --> 00:07:09,159 Yeah? Okay. 119 00:07:12,375 --> 00:07:14,249 Yogurt? 120 00:07:14,419 --> 00:07:19,841 Moo goo gai pan from last Sunday or a dog biscuit? 121 00:07:21,886 --> 00:07:24,803 Yeah, that does look best. 122 00:07:25,598 --> 00:07:27,222 Hello? 123 00:07:28,059 --> 00:07:30,431 This is Colonel MacKenzie. 124 00:07:32,272 --> 00:07:35,107 Yes, I am a lawyer. 125 00:07:36,276 --> 00:07:37,984 Now? 126 00:07:43,116 --> 00:07:44,231 This really isn't my area. 127 00:07:44,409 --> 00:07:47,197 The hospital counsel is on vacation. We needed somebody right away. 128 00:07:47,371 --> 00:07:50,325 Major Jackson apparently met you at a party or something. 129 00:07:50,499 --> 00:07:52,907 I guess I come well-recommended. 130 00:07:53,085 --> 00:07:54,414 We needed a lawyer. 131 00:07:59,967 --> 00:08:03,301 This is, or was, Marine Sergeant Kent Davy. 132 00:08:03,471 --> 00:08:05,428 He was in a car crash a few hours ago. 133 00:08:05,640 --> 00:08:08,012 Reached us with severe internal injuries. 134 00:08:08,184 --> 00:08:11,767 - He didn't make it. - I'm sorry. 135 00:08:11,938 --> 00:08:14,015 What's the issue? Malpractice? 136 00:08:14,191 --> 00:08:15,685 - The car crash? - No. 137 00:08:15,859 --> 00:08:19,727 The young lady over there, she's the sergeant's fiancée. 138 00:08:19,905 --> 00:08:23,109 She says she and the sergeant were about to get married 139 00:08:23,284 --> 00:08:24,612 and they wanted to have children. 140 00:08:25,536 --> 00:08:27,196 I'm very sorry. 141 00:08:27,413 --> 00:08:29,287 She still wants to have the children. 142 00:08:30,333 --> 00:08:33,916 - Excuse me? - She wants us to extract his sperm. 143 00:08:41,470 --> 00:08:43,759 That's a negative, ma'am. 144 00:08:43,931 --> 00:08:46,885 - Good morning, Gunny. - Commander. 145 00:09:02,367 --> 00:09:04,905 Marine, what the hell is going on in here? 146 00:09:05,120 --> 00:09:06,448 What are you doing in my office? 147 00:09:06,621 --> 00:09:09,575 Your office has been secured. You can't go in there right now. 148 00:09:09,750 --> 00:09:12,786 - Why not? - Sir, I tried to call you. 149 00:09:12,961 --> 00:09:14,705 I came back here yesterday as we discussed, 150 00:09:14,880 --> 00:09:17,751 and I found the server that routed the op-ed piece to the newspaper. 151 00:09:17,925 --> 00:09:19,384 Excellent. Where did it come from? 152 00:09:20,052 --> 00:09:22,378 Your computer, sir. 153 00:09:22,596 --> 00:09:24,506 You don't think I did it, do you, sir? 154 00:09:24,682 --> 00:09:28,929 No, but, commander, nobody gives a damn what I think. 155 00:09:29,103 --> 00:09:30,728 I tried to keep this thing in-house, 156 00:09:30,939 --> 00:09:34,853 but to avoid the appearance of conflict of interest, 157 00:09:35,026 --> 00:09:36,651 pursuit of the matter's been turned over 158 00:09:36,820 --> 00:09:38,647 to the Office of Inspector General. 159 00:09:38,822 --> 00:09:40,447 OIG? 160 00:09:40,616 --> 00:09:43,237 Admiral, they land a crooked JAG, their budget goes up. 161 00:09:43,452 --> 00:09:44,650 Oh, hell, yes. 162 00:09:44,828 --> 00:09:47,782 But, commander, we're in no position to question their integrity 163 00:09:47,957 --> 00:09:51,077 since somebody has put yours in question first. 164 00:09:51,252 --> 00:09:53,161 Sir, I rarely lock the door to my office. 165 00:09:53,337 --> 00:09:56,173 Anybody could have gone in there and tampered with my computer. 166 00:09:56,340 --> 00:09:57,883 Oh, great, great. 167 00:09:58,051 --> 00:09:59,461 You didn't commit the crime 168 00:09:59,677 --> 00:10:01,587 but somebody else under my command did. 169 00:10:01,763 --> 00:10:03,886 Sir, all I know is that I didn't do it. 170 00:10:05,725 --> 00:10:07,635 Well, good. 171 00:10:08,311 --> 00:10:09,806 Hate to see you suffer the same fate 172 00:10:09,980 --> 00:10:12,685 as that Air Force general or Private Callen. 173 00:10:12,900 --> 00:10:14,524 Who's Private Callen, sir? 174 00:10:14,735 --> 00:10:18,780 Oh, in 1942, he denounced President Franklin Roosevelt 175 00:10:18,948 --> 00:10:21,984 as a dirty politician trying to enslave the world. 176 00:10:22,201 --> 00:10:24,573 Got 20 years at hard labour. 177 00:10:24,746 --> 00:10:28,031 Of course, we were at war at that time. 178 00:10:28,208 --> 00:10:32,158 You could probably get off with, say, ten. 179 00:10:42,931 --> 00:10:45,257 Sir, I've been doing some more computer research. 180 00:10:45,434 --> 00:10:48,886 I'm not sure I can survive much more of your research, Bud. 181 00:10:49,063 --> 00:10:52,562 Our systems here are on a network that's always connected to the Internet. 182 00:10:52,733 --> 00:10:56,778 That means that each computer has a fixed Internet protocol number. 183 00:10:56,946 --> 00:10:59,235 Which means that the hacker can sniff his way in, 184 00:10:59,407 --> 00:11:00,818 take control of a computer-- 185 00:11:00,992 --> 00:11:03,614 Send outgoing e-mail, like that op-ed piece. 186 00:11:03,787 --> 00:11:07,286 Exactly. So either some hacker randomly chose your computer, 187 00:11:07,457 --> 00:11:10,827 or somebody's out to get you. Maybe to get even for something. 188 00:11:11,044 --> 00:11:13,832 So I've taken the liberty, sir, of looking through your case files 189 00:11:14,006 --> 00:11:16,579 to find anybody that you might have pissed-- 190 00:11:16,759 --> 00:11:18,337 Antagonised. 191 00:11:18,511 --> 00:11:21,796 Defendants, witnesses, other lawyers, judges. 192 00:11:21,973 --> 00:11:23,965 My own personal enemies list. 193 00:11:24,183 --> 00:11:25,346 Yes, sir, it's in my office. 194 00:11:25,518 --> 00:11:28,305 If you could find the time to come and take a look at it... 195 00:11:28,521 --> 00:11:31,606 I think I have some time right now, Bud. 196 00:11:35,904 --> 00:11:39,569 I thought it best to cast a wide net, sir. 197 00:11:39,741 --> 00:11:41,865 Well, it's a good thing I'm easygoing, lieutenant, 198 00:11:42,036 --> 00:11:43,530 or that would be a very large pile. 199 00:11:45,831 --> 00:11:47,539 Commander Rabb? 200 00:11:47,750 --> 00:11:48,829 That's me. 201 00:11:49,001 --> 00:11:51,837 Agent John Nichols, Office of the Inspector General. 202 00:11:52,046 --> 00:11:53,209 A civilian. 203 00:11:53,423 --> 00:11:56,340 That's right. So I don't have an axe to grind. 204 00:11:56,551 --> 00:11:58,129 Well, somebody does, Agent Nichols. 205 00:11:58,303 --> 00:12:00,628 You may wanna take a look through that stack of files. 206 00:12:01,223 --> 00:12:03,548 I've already read some files, commander. 207 00:12:03,725 --> 00:12:06,430 I found one that said during a court-martial on USS Patrick Henry, 208 00:12:06,645 --> 00:12:09,765 you criticised the president's air war over Kosovo. 209 00:12:09,982 --> 00:12:11,144 Not directly. 210 00:12:11,317 --> 00:12:14,436 Oh, you saved your direct criticism for the op-ed piece. 211 00:12:14,612 --> 00:12:16,770 Did you say you were here to conduct an investigation 212 00:12:16,947 --> 00:12:18,228 or just to execute the accused? 213 00:12:18,449 --> 00:12:20,358 I'm investigating, commander. 214 00:12:20,535 --> 00:12:22,444 Would you care to assist me in my enquiries? 215 00:12:23,371 --> 00:12:25,328 - Yeah, let's go in my office. - Can't. 216 00:12:26,207 --> 00:12:27,702 My men aren't through searching it. 217 00:12:29,753 --> 00:12:32,920 You can use my office, sir. 218 00:12:37,052 --> 00:12:39,377 - So you deny the allegation? - I do. 219 00:12:39,555 --> 00:12:42,010 Despite the fact that the editorial came from your computer? 220 00:12:42,224 --> 00:12:45,807 Somebody could have hacked into my computer and sent the editorial. 221 00:12:46,938 --> 00:12:48,811 One of these people? 222 00:12:49,190 --> 00:12:51,099 It could be. 223 00:12:52,318 --> 00:12:53,896 "Corporal Arnold Hobson. 224 00:12:54,112 --> 00:12:56,151 Convicted by you of getting drunk, 225 00:12:56,322 --> 00:13:02,242 stealing an armoured personnel carrier and driving it into the Patuxent River." 226 00:13:02,412 --> 00:13:04,784 Do you really think that he is sophisticated enough 227 00:13:04,957 --> 00:13:06,830 to identify your Internet protocol address, 228 00:13:07,000 --> 00:13:09,788 log into the JAG network, hoax the firewall, 229 00:13:09,962 --> 00:13:14,957 identify your CPU, upload the editorial and route it to the newspaper? 230 00:13:15,134 --> 00:13:16,925 I don't know. Why don't you find out? 231 00:13:17,136 --> 00:13:18,963 We'll ask him. 232 00:13:19,138 --> 00:13:22,424 In the meantime, commander, I suggest you get yourself a lawyer. 233 00:13:42,913 --> 00:13:44,573 Knock, knock. 234 00:13:44,749 --> 00:13:48,699 Come on in. Just catching up with my fan club. 235 00:13:50,254 --> 00:13:52,212 You didn't do it, did you? 236 00:13:53,883 --> 00:13:56,339 You know, it was my suggestion that lead to the discovery 237 00:13:56,511 --> 00:13:58,967 that the damn editorial came from my computer. 238 00:13:59,181 --> 00:14:03,095 Very clever. Throw people off the scent. 239 00:14:03,977 --> 00:14:05,804 You know, despite your lousy sense of humour, 240 00:14:05,979 --> 00:14:07,806 you may have what I'm looking for in a lawyer. 241 00:14:07,982 --> 00:14:09,690 I've just been told I need one. 242 00:14:09,900 --> 00:14:10,979 I can't do it, Harm. 243 00:14:11,152 --> 00:14:13,643 I have just been told I'm a potential prosecution witness. 244 00:14:14,196 --> 00:14:15,940 - What? - Agent Nichols found out 245 00:14:16,115 --> 00:14:17,146 about the joke you told 246 00:14:17,325 --> 00:14:19,614 at Commander Mattoni's birthday party last year. 247 00:14:19,786 --> 00:14:20,865 What joke? 248 00:14:21,496 --> 00:14:23,619 The White House intern... 249 00:14:23,832 --> 00:14:25,409 Close but no cigar. 250 00:14:25,625 --> 00:14:28,543 Yeah, and you say I have a terrible sense of humour. 251 00:14:30,922 --> 00:14:33,295 Excuse me, colonel. Commander Rabb, you have a phone call. 252 00:14:33,508 --> 00:14:35,133 Congresswoman Latham, line four. 253 00:14:37,930 --> 00:14:39,923 - Rabb. - You free for lunch? 254 00:14:40,099 --> 00:14:42,672 Sure. I can't get into my office anyway. 255 00:14:42,852 --> 00:14:43,883 Occidental, 30 minutes. 256 00:14:44,061 --> 00:14:46,137 - See you there. - Okay. 257 00:14:47,982 --> 00:14:50,141 You think the OIG will file additional charges 258 00:14:50,318 --> 00:14:52,061 if I take an early lunch? 259 00:14:52,237 --> 00:14:54,395 - Let me walk you out. - Where are you going? 260 00:14:54,572 --> 00:14:58,405 Well, if things work out, to cut the sperm out of a dead man. 261 00:15:04,416 --> 00:15:09,956 They told me they could do it up to 30 hours after he died. 262 00:15:11,882 --> 00:15:15,715 And they put him in the morgue, in a refrigerator. 263 00:15:15,887 --> 00:15:18,425 - Miss Westin-- - Laurie. 264 00:15:18,598 --> 00:15:20,092 Laurie. 265 00:15:20,266 --> 00:15:22,342 I'm very sorry for your loss. 266 00:15:22,519 --> 00:15:24,476 Then help me. 267 00:15:24,646 --> 00:15:26,888 They told me they'd do it if you said it was okay. 268 00:15:27,107 --> 00:15:31,057 - This is an unusual request. - Well, other people have done it. 269 00:15:31,236 --> 00:15:33,774 I read it in a magazine. 270 00:15:34,406 --> 00:15:36,399 Kent and I were gonna be married on Saturday. 271 00:15:36,575 --> 00:15:38,782 We wanted children. 272 00:15:38,953 --> 00:15:41,360 I wanna have his children. 273 00:15:43,499 --> 00:15:46,951 This is a terrible time, Laurie, but I have gotta be blunt. 274 00:15:47,170 --> 00:15:50,087 - About what? - There's gotta be some suspicion. 275 00:15:50,298 --> 00:15:51,377 About what? 276 00:15:51,549 --> 00:15:54,123 That you're after Sergeant Davy's survivor's benefits 277 00:15:54,302 --> 00:15:56,212 for the child you might have. 278 00:15:56,888 --> 00:16:00,008 I will sign a paper. I will do whatever you want. 279 00:16:00,183 --> 00:16:01,642 I don't want money. 280 00:16:01,810 --> 00:16:05,226 I don't want benefits. I just wanna have Kent's baby. 281 00:16:05,439 --> 00:16:06,470 That's what you want. 282 00:16:06,649 --> 00:16:09,056 But we have no way of knowing what he wanted. 283 00:16:09,276 --> 00:16:10,652 Yes, we do. 284 00:16:12,363 --> 00:16:14,771 I went home and got these. 285 00:16:17,160 --> 00:16:18,358 He mailed them to me 286 00:16:18,536 --> 00:16:20,944 when he was on temporary duty in Guantanamo. 287 00:16:21,164 --> 00:16:22,279 There. 288 00:16:22,457 --> 00:16:25,209 "My darling, I think about you all the time. 289 00:16:26,169 --> 00:16:28,495 About the life we're gonna have. 290 00:16:28,672 --> 00:16:30,878 Together forever. 291 00:16:31,592 --> 00:16:33,917 I don't care where the Marines send me 292 00:16:34,094 --> 00:16:39,136 as long as they send you with me, you and our kids. 293 00:16:39,308 --> 00:16:41,348 Daughters as beautiful as you are, 294 00:16:41,519 --> 00:16:44,603 sons who will love their mother as much as I do. 295 00:16:46,024 --> 00:16:49,060 I'm the happiest man in the world." 296 00:16:52,030 --> 00:16:53,773 He sounds like a wonderful man. 297 00:16:58,537 --> 00:17:01,573 He wasn't exactly my first boyfriend, colonel, 298 00:17:01,749 --> 00:17:06,494 but with Kent, everything was different, special. 299 00:17:06,712 --> 00:17:09,168 Your child will never know him, Laurie. 300 00:17:09,340 --> 00:17:11,167 Is that really what you want? 301 00:17:11,342 --> 00:17:12,884 I mean, you're a young woman. 302 00:17:13,094 --> 00:17:16,130 Someday down the road, you might meet another man. 303 00:17:16,306 --> 00:17:19,591 Other single women have kids. 304 00:17:19,768 --> 00:17:25,189 Lesbians. I mean, professional women go off to China and they adopt. 305 00:17:25,357 --> 00:17:29,651 Why can't I have a child with the only man I've ever loved? 306 00:17:32,615 --> 00:17:34,323 Right this way, sir. 307 00:17:34,491 --> 00:17:37,409 Excuse me, can we see a wine list, please? 308 00:17:37,578 --> 00:17:40,698 Well, you didn't tell me you were bringing friends. 309 00:17:40,873 --> 00:17:42,533 It's an honour, commander. 310 00:17:42,750 --> 00:17:44,624 I read about your exploits over Kosovo. 311 00:17:45,295 --> 00:17:47,583 Pushing that crippled plane by its tail hook. 312 00:17:47,797 --> 00:17:50,371 A genuine hero. Please. 313 00:17:50,592 --> 00:17:52,632 Harm, this is Daniel Citrone. 314 00:17:52,803 --> 00:17:55,887 He used to sit on the National Security Subcommittee with me. 315 00:17:56,056 --> 00:17:57,883 A genuine congressman. 316 00:17:58,100 --> 00:18:02,394 Ex. The voters decided I was ready to retire. 317 00:18:02,563 --> 00:18:05,564 Now I run an outfit called the Roanoke Liberty Foundation. 318 00:18:05,775 --> 00:18:09,060 I've heard of it. It's a big name in conservative causes. 319 00:18:09,862 --> 00:18:12,069 Principled conservative causes. 320 00:18:12,240 --> 00:18:14,446 This is Suzanne Moore, our administrative officer. 321 00:18:15,159 --> 00:18:16,274 It's an honour. 322 00:18:16,494 --> 00:18:19,780 Really? Then you haven't heard what's been going on with me. 323 00:18:19,998 --> 00:18:22,454 Oh, we have. That's why we asked Congresswoman Latham 324 00:18:22,626 --> 00:18:24,583 to introduce us. 325 00:18:25,545 --> 00:18:27,834 Well, call me naive, but I would have thought 326 00:18:28,006 --> 00:18:32,087 that you and the congresswoman would despise each other's principles. 327 00:18:32,303 --> 00:18:34,379 We're politicians, not fanatics. 328 00:18:34,555 --> 00:18:36,678 We can distinguish our philosophical differences 329 00:18:36,849 --> 00:18:38,557 from our common humanity. 330 00:18:38,768 --> 00:18:41,603 I only agreed to set this up because I'm worried about you, Harm. 331 00:18:42,355 --> 00:18:44,928 The Navy will do anything to minimise its embarrassment, 332 00:18:45,108 --> 00:18:46,732 including throwing you to the sharks. 333 00:18:46,943 --> 00:18:48,651 I remind you, Congresswoman Latham, 334 00:18:48,820 --> 00:18:51,062 you have a habit of underrating the Navy. 335 00:18:51,281 --> 00:18:54,366 And how would you rate the way they've proceeded against you so far? 336 00:18:54,576 --> 00:18:59,285 - I believe they'll do the right thing. - We just wanna make sure of that. 337 00:18:59,456 --> 00:19:04,582 So we're offering you top legal counsel at no charge. 338 00:19:06,714 --> 00:19:09,834 Well, sir, no disrespect, but you people are famous for being anti-Clinton. 339 00:19:10,051 --> 00:19:13,550 I show up with one of your lawyers, I'll be proving their case against me. 340 00:19:13,763 --> 00:19:15,720 Then don't use our lawyer. 341 00:19:15,890 --> 00:19:18,097 We'll hire you a Communist if you want. 342 00:19:19,102 --> 00:19:20,217 It's still your money. 343 00:19:20,395 --> 00:19:22,435 We're not poison, Commander Rabb. 344 00:19:22,606 --> 00:19:25,690 We've won very important victories for student-led school prayer, 345 00:19:25,859 --> 00:19:28,944 the right not to be forced into unions. 346 00:19:29,113 --> 00:19:32,030 I brought you some copies of our newsletter. 347 00:19:34,702 --> 00:19:37,027 "Moral values, not market values. 348 00:19:37,246 --> 00:19:40,532 Raise our children with discipline and devotion, 349 00:19:40,750 --> 00:19:45,412 not the wackily trendy guidelines of the education establishment." 350 00:19:45,588 --> 00:19:48,127 I'm sure you agree with at least some of our issues. 351 00:19:48,341 --> 00:19:50,963 I'm just not ready to be one of your issues. 352 00:19:51,762 --> 00:19:54,383 Harm, you're gonna be an issue whether you want to or not. 353 00:19:54,598 --> 00:19:56,472 At least go to battle with help. 354 00:19:56,683 --> 00:19:59,139 Don't they teach something like that at Annapolis? 355 00:19:59,937 --> 00:20:01,930 That fact that I'm innocent should be enough. 356 00:20:02,106 --> 00:20:04,727 That's a lawyers' joke, right? 357 00:20:12,408 --> 00:20:15,030 Harm, you've had a dozen calls from reporters 358 00:20:15,203 --> 00:20:16,947 and Tiner's been sending them to me. 359 00:20:17,163 --> 00:20:18,872 What's he sending them to you for? 360 00:20:19,082 --> 00:20:21,787 Well, I don't know. Maybe he thinks my accent will confuse them. 361 00:20:22,836 --> 00:20:25,790 Look, if there's anything you need... 362 00:20:26,006 --> 00:20:27,465 As a matter of fact, Mic, there is. 363 00:20:28,133 --> 00:20:29,628 No worries, mate. Come on in. 364 00:20:30,886 --> 00:20:32,844 Take a load off. 365 00:20:36,309 --> 00:20:37,803 This used to be my office. 366 00:20:40,730 --> 00:20:42,355 You want it back? 367 00:20:42,524 --> 00:20:44,315 I'm not sure it's gonna help with the case. 368 00:20:44,484 --> 00:20:47,236 You inherited my old computer. 369 00:20:48,905 --> 00:20:50,945 You've had time to crack the password. 370 00:20:51,158 --> 00:20:55,108 Oh, so I wrote the op-ed piece? 371 00:20:55,287 --> 00:20:57,529 Now, would that be before or after I killed JFK? 372 00:20:57,706 --> 00:20:59,331 Somebody wrote it, Mic. 373 00:20:59,500 --> 00:21:01,243 It wouldn't be a crime if you did it. 374 00:21:01,460 --> 00:21:04,829 Not unless it defamed Her Majesty the queen. 375 00:21:05,006 --> 00:21:06,465 You see, that's our law, mate. 376 00:21:06,674 --> 00:21:08,963 You find this all very amusing, don't you? 377 00:21:09,177 --> 00:21:10,457 No, I don't. 378 00:21:10,637 --> 00:21:13,922 Well, you haven't stopped smiling since I came in here. 379 00:21:14,099 --> 00:21:17,016 Because you accused me of libelling the president of the United States 380 00:21:18,186 --> 00:21:21,686 and framing one of my fellow officers for the deed. 381 00:21:21,899 --> 00:21:25,102 Now, if I didn't find this all very amusing, 382 00:21:25,778 --> 00:21:27,605 I might take a poke at you, mate. 383 00:21:30,491 --> 00:21:32,614 Chief pharmacist call inpatient services. 384 00:21:32,785 --> 00:21:34,066 Chief pharmacist... 385 00:21:34,287 --> 00:21:35,662 It's gonna be all right, Laurie. 386 00:21:35,830 --> 00:21:37,289 I know. I just-- 387 00:21:37,457 --> 00:21:39,615 I can't stop thinking about what they're doing to him. 388 00:21:45,841 --> 00:21:47,667 The procedure was completed a few minutes ago. 389 00:21:47,843 --> 00:21:51,710 A urologist looked at the sperm, and they appear to have good motility. 390 00:21:51,930 --> 00:21:53,555 - As soon as you-- - Are you Dr. Cannon? 391 00:21:53,724 --> 00:21:56,974 - Yes. - And this is Laurie, right? 392 00:21:57,144 --> 00:21:59,979 - I can't believe your nerve. - Ma'am, you are? 393 00:22:00,189 --> 00:22:02,859 Melinda Davy. Mrs. Melinda Davy. 394 00:22:03,067 --> 00:22:05,356 - Mrs. Davy? - That's right. 395 00:22:05,528 --> 00:22:08,150 I'm the wife of the man the doctor here just cut up. 396 00:22:09,491 --> 00:22:11,567 - Laurie? - They're divorced. 397 00:22:11,743 --> 00:22:14,234 Not until Friday. He's still my husband. 398 00:22:14,412 --> 00:22:15,527 Or he was. 399 00:22:15,747 --> 00:22:17,823 That's why you're getting married on Saturday. 400 00:22:18,041 --> 00:22:20,200 It was some kind of waiting period, a formality. 401 00:22:20,377 --> 00:22:22,702 Right. So formally, I'm the widow. 402 00:22:22,880 --> 00:22:25,549 Not to mention the victim of a husband-stealing tramp. 403 00:22:25,758 --> 00:22:27,549 They say you removed my husband's sperm, 404 00:22:27,718 --> 00:22:30,423 - I want them destroyed. - Colonel? 405 00:22:30,596 --> 00:22:34,215 I want them destroyed right away or I'll march down to my lawyer's office 406 00:22:34,392 --> 00:22:36,349 and get a court order to make you do it. 407 00:22:38,563 --> 00:22:39,642 Help me. 408 00:22:40,899 --> 00:22:42,393 Please. 409 00:22:46,446 --> 00:22:49,483 So did you rule out Commander Brumby, sir? 410 00:22:49,700 --> 00:22:51,028 For the moment. 411 00:22:51,952 --> 00:22:55,653 Do you think Tiner might have got a little giddy one night? 412 00:22:55,831 --> 00:22:59,283 I don't think Tiner can spell hypocrisy, sir. 413 00:22:59,460 --> 00:23:01,785 You know, one of the witnesses in the Mosley court-martial 414 00:23:01,963 --> 00:23:04,205 took a swing at me after court one day. 415 00:23:04,382 --> 00:23:05,580 William Johnson, sir. 416 00:23:05,758 --> 00:23:08,166 I believe he's still in the service and he's on the Reeves, 417 00:23:08,344 --> 00:23:11,215 and they've been out to sea since August. 418 00:23:11,932 --> 00:23:14,008 Do you have voice activation on your computer, Bud? 419 00:23:14,226 --> 00:23:15,506 No, sir. 420 00:23:16,687 --> 00:23:18,478 Who's typing on it then? 421 00:23:18,689 --> 00:23:20,978 "Give your friend Harm my condolences. 422 00:23:21,191 --> 00:23:23,350 Tough break. 423 00:23:24,653 --> 00:23:27,904 Did I put my foot in his mouth?" 424 00:23:42,172 --> 00:23:44,330 It's a mental game, commander. 425 00:23:45,258 --> 00:23:49,506 That may be, but I still get to hit something with this big club. 426 00:23:51,348 --> 00:23:55,298 I heard you had a mysterious intruder on one of your office computers 427 00:23:55,478 --> 00:23:58,183 and the inspector general is too busy investigating you 428 00:23:58,356 --> 00:24:00,183 for criticising the president to look into it. 429 00:24:00,358 --> 00:24:03,561 - Where'd you hear that? - You have friends, commander. 430 00:24:03,736 --> 00:24:05,396 Why don't you let me be one of them? 431 00:24:05,572 --> 00:24:08,241 One of my friends did look into it. 432 00:24:09,367 --> 00:24:12,155 Apparently, that signal bounced around the world a few times 433 00:24:12,329 --> 00:24:14,286 including off a couple of satellites. 434 00:24:15,457 --> 00:24:18,909 It'll take a lot of resources to track down whoever sent it. 435 00:24:19,086 --> 00:24:20,746 We have a lot of resources. 436 00:24:21,463 --> 00:24:24,381 And a lot of political baggage, sir. 437 00:24:25,634 --> 00:24:27,758 Would you rather take help from an organisation 438 00:24:27,929 --> 00:24:30,965 that participates legally in our vibrant democracy, 439 00:24:31,182 --> 00:24:34,966 or be railroaded all on your Ionesome? 440 00:24:39,733 --> 00:24:42,900 No press releases. No public announcements. 441 00:24:43,070 --> 00:24:45,739 You just help me find the son of a bitch quietly. 442 00:24:45,948 --> 00:24:49,364 You make the rules, commander. We just wanna help. 443 00:24:56,375 --> 00:25:00,243 Hey, Harm, congratulations. I heard you're on the promotion list. 444 00:25:00,421 --> 00:25:03,292 I think we can consider that temporarily delayed. 445 00:25:03,466 --> 00:25:04,842 This whole thing is ridiculous. 446 00:25:05,009 --> 00:25:06,670 They'll find whoever wrote that editorial. 447 00:25:06,845 --> 00:25:10,048 Well, they don't seem to be looking very hard right now. 448 00:25:13,060 --> 00:25:14,174 What is that? 449 00:25:14,978 --> 00:25:16,389 Frozen sperm. 450 00:25:16,605 --> 00:25:19,523 And I got in trouble for telling a Clinton joke. 451 00:25:19,733 --> 00:25:22,853 Don't start. This was removed from the body of a dead Marine. 452 00:25:23,070 --> 00:25:24,612 His fiancée wants to use it. 453 00:25:24,780 --> 00:25:28,778 His almost-ex-wife wants it destroyed. The last time I saw her, 454 00:25:28,951 --> 00:25:30,695 she was running off to get a court order. 455 00:25:30,912 --> 00:25:32,454 You're hiding it from the court? 456 00:25:32,664 --> 00:25:34,407 No, I don't know that she got an order. 457 00:25:34,582 --> 00:25:36,871 I'm just keeping it safe. 458 00:25:37,085 --> 00:25:38,544 Next to my lasagna? 459 00:25:42,841 --> 00:25:45,842 Frozen sperm. It's hers. 460 00:25:46,011 --> 00:25:48,051 Oh, some kind of do-it-yourself kit, right? 461 00:25:50,307 --> 00:25:51,422 Excuse me? 462 00:25:55,646 --> 00:25:58,102 Commander Rabb, they told me I could find you in here. 463 00:25:58,316 --> 00:26:01,934 Yeah, let's go to my office. These two wanna be alone. 464 00:26:03,363 --> 00:26:05,356 Excuse me. 465 00:26:08,869 --> 00:26:12,238 This place is so impressive. 466 00:26:12,414 --> 00:26:13,529 Just a bunch of lawyers. 467 00:26:13,707 --> 00:26:15,914 I'm sure you see a lot of those in your business. 468 00:26:16,085 --> 00:26:18,457 Not with three dozen combat missions under their belt. 469 00:26:18,629 --> 00:26:22,247 I'm just so excited to be working with you, commander. 470 00:26:22,425 --> 00:26:23,800 Harm. 471 00:26:24,427 --> 00:26:25,458 Harm. 472 00:26:28,306 --> 00:26:29,586 Is this yours? 473 00:26:30,600 --> 00:26:32,640 Were you wearing it when you flew over Kosovo? 474 00:26:32,852 --> 00:26:34,560 Yeah. 475 00:26:34,729 --> 00:26:38,395 Unfortunately, now I have to wear it when I come into the office. 476 00:26:38,734 --> 00:26:40,276 Did you find anything, Miss Moore? 477 00:26:40,944 --> 00:26:42,142 Suzanne. 478 00:26:42,362 --> 00:26:43,738 Suzanne. 479 00:26:43,906 --> 00:26:45,945 Did you find the joker who sent the e-mail? 480 00:26:46,742 --> 00:26:49,447 As a matter of fact, yes. 481 00:26:49,662 --> 00:26:51,536 We did a worldwide search, 482 00:26:51,706 --> 00:26:54,457 hired analysts in three different countries. 483 00:26:54,667 --> 00:26:57,502 That message went through two pornographic websites 484 00:26:57,670 --> 00:26:58,951 on Malta alone. 485 00:26:59,172 --> 00:27:00,417 So where did it come from? 486 00:27:01,257 --> 00:27:03,795 Do you know anybody in Leavenworth, Kansas? 487 00:27:06,763 --> 00:27:08,555 Yards 4 and 5 are now open. 488 00:27:11,393 --> 00:27:13,101 What exactly is your connection with Clark Palmer? 489 00:27:13,270 --> 00:27:15,726 He's kidnapped me, sir. He's tried to kill me. 490 00:27:15,898 --> 00:27:18,567 He tried to trick me into shooting my former girlfriend. 491 00:27:18,734 --> 00:27:21,486 He's a sociopath who's made me his hobby, colonel. 492 00:27:21,654 --> 00:27:23,730 Well, he's safely locked up now. 493 00:27:23,906 --> 00:27:25,899 I don't see how he could hurt you. 494 00:27:27,118 --> 00:27:30,368 - Where is he exactly, sir? - Right in here. 495 00:27:34,751 --> 00:27:35,914 He has a computer. 496 00:27:36,086 --> 00:27:38,411 We have a labour contract with the National Park Service. 497 00:27:38,588 --> 00:27:41,127 Our inmates take reservations for campgrounds. 498 00:27:41,300 --> 00:27:45,428 Palmer has a long history of fraud and violence, colonel. 499 00:27:45,596 --> 00:27:46,794 On the outside, not in here. 500 00:27:46,972 --> 00:27:48,632 We have to motivate them to behave. 501 00:27:48,808 --> 00:27:51,559 Working this unit is a reward. 502 00:27:52,895 --> 00:27:55,469 Harm, long time, no see. 503 00:27:55,690 --> 00:27:57,896 You don't write, you never call. 504 00:27:58,067 --> 00:28:00,274 You write me, though, don't you, Palmer? 505 00:28:00,445 --> 00:28:02,023 I wanted to cheer you up. 506 00:28:02,197 --> 00:28:04,024 Heard you got in a little bit of trouble, huh? 507 00:28:05,200 --> 00:28:07,109 A Boy Scout like you. 508 00:28:07,285 --> 00:28:09,112 These are dedicated terminals. 509 00:28:09,288 --> 00:28:11,779 They have no link to outside networks. 510 00:28:11,957 --> 00:28:13,120 You wanna bet, colonel? 511 00:28:13,292 --> 00:28:15,450 Excuse me, Palmer. 512 00:28:16,212 --> 00:28:18,288 What are you doing? 513 00:28:18,798 --> 00:28:21,123 Global search, sir. 514 00:28:25,471 --> 00:28:27,429 Physical and moral coward. 515 00:28:27,640 --> 00:28:30,891 Highlight of a recent op-ed piece supposedly written by me. 516 00:28:37,192 --> 00:28:41,570 There it is, colonel, under a file called "Harm baby dot hi." 517 00:28:41,780 --> 00:28:43,607 Sloppy of you, Palmer, not to have erased it. 518 00:28:43,824 --> 00:28:45,318 Why would I erase it? 519 00:28:46,494 --> 00:28:50,444 No, I liked it so much, I downloaded it from the newspaper. 520 00:28:50,623 --> 00:28:52,283 After it was published. 521 00:28:58,339 --> 00:29:01,175 Are you telling me this Palmer character is some kind of evil genius, 522 00:29:01,343 --> 00:29:03,916 manipulates the world from his cell, leaps over tall buildings? 523 00:29:04,096 --> 00:29:06,421 I'm telling you that he's very smart. 524 00:29:06,598 --> 00:29:09,172 We did what you asked and looked at his computer. 525 00:29:09,351 --> 00:29:11,427 The date stamp on his copy of your op-ed piece-- 526 00:29:11,645 --> 00:29:12,926 His op-ed piece. 527 00:29:13,147 --> 00:29:15,852 --Is from the day after the editorial appeared. 528 00:29:16,025 --> 00:29:17,733 So he reset the clock on the computer. 529 00:29:17,902 --> 00:29:19,645 It doesn't take a genius to do that. 530 00:29:20,279 --> 00:29:23,067 Commander Rabb, the newspaper's website 531 00:29:23,241 --> 00:29:26,408 sticks a few invisible bytes into every article it uploads. 532 00:29:26,578 --> 00:29:29,329 They call it a digital watermark to track the usage of its material 533 00:29:29,497 --> 00:29:30,826 and to protect its copyrights. 534 00:29:31,041 --> 00:29:33,579 And those bytes were on the copy in Palmer's computer? 535 00:29:33,752 --> 00:29:35,211 That's right. 536 00:29:35,379 --> 00:29:37,621 He didn't send the article to the newspaper. 537 00:29:37,798 --> 00:29:39,956 He got the article from the newspaper. 538 00:29:40,134 --> 00:29:41,462 He's playing with us. 539 00:29:42,887 --> 00:29:45,378 If you have any other evidence to offer in your defence, 540 00:29:45,598 --> 00:29:47,840 I'll be happy to examine it. 541 00:29:55,984 --> 00:29:58,653 - Are you sure this is legal, ma'am? - There's no court order yet. 542 00:29:58,820 --> 00:30:01,109 I just think it would be prudent to keep it somewhere-- 543 00:30:01,281 --> 00:30:02,561 Where no one can find it. 544 00:30:02,783 --> 00:30:05,570 - Do you have room in there? - Look. 545 00:30:05,744 --> 00:30:08,366 I'm going to have to keep the breast milk. 546 00:30:08,539 --> 00:30:09,618 I can defrost this roast. 547 00:30:09,790 --> 00:30:11,830 I was gonna cook it this weekend, anyway. 548 00:30:12,585 --> 00:30:14,162 It's weird, isn't it? 549 00:30:15,046 --> 00:30:16,623 The mystery of life. 550 00:30:16,797 --> 00:30:18,671 The urge to reproduce. 551 00:30:18,841 --> 00:30:19,920 Dating. 552 00:30:20,093 --> 00:30:23,094 Shall I call him Thursday if he doesn't call me by Wednesday, blah, blah. 553 00:30:23,263 --> 00:30:25,302 It all comes down to this. 554 00:30:25,765 --> 00:30:27,841 I do wanna have children some day. 555 00:30:28,059 --> 00:30:30,182 Hey, women do it all the time. 556 00:30:30,395 --> 00:30:33,598 Yeah, well, I guess I'll give the intact organisms a few more years. 557 00:30:33,774 --> 00:30:35,268 - Men? - Men. 558 00:30:36,443 --> 00:30:38,899 What's the status on this thing, anyway? 559 00:30:39,071 --> 00:30:42,238 Well, the almost-ex-wife has got a hearing date coming up. 560 00:30:42,408 --> 00:30:44,780 The girlfriend's trying to raise money for a lawyer. 561 00:30:44,952 --> 00:30:47,028 And the only injunction that we have to abide by 562 00:30:47,205 --> 00:30:49,281 is not to inseminate anyone with it. 563 00:30:49,916 --> 00:30:51,196 Then we won't, right? 564 00:30:51,417 --> 00:30:53,042 --status of the case against the officer 565 00:30:53,253 --> 00:30:55,126 who wrote the op-ed piece attacking you. 566 00:30:55,296 --> 00:30:57,170 I have not gotten the final report yet. 567 00:30:57,340 --> 00:31:00,460 All I've gotten so far is secondhand stuff. Yes? 568 00:31:00,635 --> 00:31:03,091 Pentagon sources say you are pressing for prosecution 569 00:31:03,263 --> 00:31:05,386 because you were personally offended. 570 00:31:05,599 --> 00:31:06,974 For me personally, I didn't care. 571 00:31:07,142 --> 00:31:09,384 People say whatever they wanna say about the pr-- 572 00:31:09,561 --> 00:31:11,305 Me, personally. 573 00:31:11,480 --> 00:31:13,473 It had no impact on me. 574 00:31:13,649 --> 00:31:16,899 And I thought, well, here's a guy who's served this country, 575 00:31:17,111 --> 00:31:18,653 and so what if he doesn't like me, 576 00:31:18,821 --> 00:31:20,648 and he doesn't know me from Adam's off ox 577 00:31:20,865 --> 00:31:23,321 so, you know, he's just repeating something he's heard. 578 00:31:23,910 --> 00:31:25,701 Will the officer be prosecuted? 579 00:31:25,912 --> 00:31:28,747 They're gonna make a report once they have all the facts, 580 00:31:28,915 --> 00:31:32,082 and then there will be some action taken. 581 00:31:32,252 --> 00:31:34,328 Ain't it grand to be famous? 582 00:31:35,255 --> 00:31:37,248 No, sir, it isn't. 583 00:31:38,884 --> 00:31:40,260 What have you heard, sir? 584 00:31:42,471 --> 00:31:44,760 You're going to court-martial, commander. 585 00:31:58,405 --> 00:32:01,110 We promised you no press conferences, commander. 586 00:32:01,283 --> 00:32:02,861 The president didn't. 587 00:32:03,035 --> 00:32:04,494 Good thing too. 588 00:32:04,661 --> 00:32:07,235 Because we know how that man hates to break his word. 589 00:32:07,414 --> 00:32:08,494 So, what's next? 590 00:32:08,666 --> 00:32:11,536 We have a press conference? Or better yet, a parade? 591 00:32:11,752 --> 00:32:14,422 I defend you to the best of my ability. 592 00:32:14,589 --> 00:32:15,668 If you'll let me. 593 00:32:15,840 --> 00:32:19,007 And, yes, that may require taking your case to the public 594 00:32:19,177 --> 00:32:21,846 to make them see how outrageous this prosecution is. 595 00:32:22,013 --> 00:32:24,255 War hero hounded by dastardly president. 596 00:32:24,432 --> 00:32:26,472 I see, I fit right into your programme, don't I? 597 00:32:26,685 --> 00:32:30,101 And we fit yours. You wanna be acquitted, 598 00:32:30,272 --> 00:32:32,763 and Mr. Pappas is the finest attorney you will find 599 00:32:32,983 --> 00:32:35,272 inside or outside the Beltway. 600 00:32:37,947 --> 00:32:39,227 We'll leave you two alone. 601 00:32:45,955 --> 00:32:47,330 I spoke to the Navy. 602 00:32:47,540 --> 00:32:49,948 They'll let it drop if you resign your commission. 603 00:32:50,126 --> 00:32:51,324 Out of the question. 604 00:32:51,544 --> 00:32:52,624 Good. 605 00:32:52,796 --> 00:32:55,251 So, Mr. Pappas, what is your strategy 606 00:32:55,423 --> 00:32:59,089 aside from making the public see how outrageous, blah, blah, blah? 607 00:32:59,302 --> 00:33:01,544 I know you're a fine attorney, commander. 608 00:33:01,722 --> 00:33:05,091 But do you really think it's wise for you to try to help me win your case? 609 00:33:05,309 --> 00:33:06,507 Yes. 610 00:33:07,102 --> 00:33:10,388 Okay, but I'm not gonna split my fee. 611 00:33:11,732 --> 00:33:13,725 They have two things. 612 00:33:13,901 --> 00:33:17,520 The electronic trail from your computer to the newspaper. 613 00:33:17,739 --> 00:33:19,019 Suggestive, not conclusive. 614 00:33:19,199 --> 00:33:22,034 And the congruence of the attitudes expressed in the editorial 615 00:33:22,202 --> 00:33:23,316 with your own attitudes. 616 00:33:23,912 --> 00:33:25,110 Are they congruent? 617 00:33:25,288 --> 00:33:27,862 - Some are, some aren't. - Let's see how it looks. 618 00:33:28,458 --> 00:33:30,001 Pretend you're gonna be on the stand. 619 00:33:30,210 --> 00:33:32,452 I will take the stand, Mr. Pappas. 620 00:33:32,671 --> 00:33:35,043 Fine. Then we'd better practise. 621 00:33:36,133 --> 00:33:38,126 Commander Rabb. 622 00:33:38,636 --> 00:33:40,675 Moving beyond your party jokes 623 00:33:40,846 --> 00:33:43,135 concerning the president and Miss Lewinsky-- 624 00:33:43,307 --> 00:33:45,977 Fifteen million Americans told those jokes. 625 00:33:46,185 --> 00:33:48,059 Only one is on trial. 626 00:33:49,147 --> 00:33:53,394 Commander Rabb, do you think the president is a coward? 627 00:33:53,610 --> 00:33:54,773 I have no idea. 628 00:33:54,945 --> 00:33:56,143 But in Kosovo, 629 00:33:56,363 --> 00:34:00,408 when our planes were ordered to fly 3 miles high for their own safety 630 00:34:00,576 --> 00:34:02,983 while people were being massacred on the ground, 631 00:34:03,162 --> 00:34:05,653 you believed that those orders were cowardly, don't you? 632 00:34:05,831 --> 00:34:08,239 I believe they were overly cautious. 633 00:34:08,459 --> 00:34:09,657 What's the difference? 634 00:34:09,835 --> 00:34:13,833 All I know is the aviators who flew those missions were not cowardly. 635 00:34:14,048 --> 00:34:15,756 - So who was? - Objection. 636 00:34:15,967 --> 00:34:17,758 - Overruled. - It would be sustained. 637 00:34:17,969 --> 00:34:19,084 Maybe. 638 00:34:19,262 --> 00:34:23,390 Commander Rabb, do you think the president is a liar? 639 00:34:23,600 --> 00:34:26,636 I believe that he has not always been completely honest. 640 00:34:26,812 --> 00:34:30,263 - So you think he's a liar? - I think he has lied. 641 00:34:30,441 --> 00:34:33,014 How do you feel about the fact that he's confessed to behaviour 642 00:34:33,193 --> 00:34:37,986 that wouldn't be tolerated by military officers under his command? 643 00:34:38,824 --> 00:34:41,232 Commander Rabb? 644 00:34:44,163 --> 00:34:45,243 Commander? 645 00:34:50,795 --> 00:34:52,040 How did it go? 646 00:34:52,214 --> 00:34:54,206 - Terrific. - You know, even if you're convicted-- 647 00:34:54,382 --> 00:34:56,375 I'm not saying you will be, but even if you were, 648 00:34:56,551 --> 00:34:58,010 it wouldn't be completely terrible. 649 00:34:58,178 --> 00:35:00,800 This whole thing is gonna make a name for you. 650 00:35:01,014 --> 00:35:03,885 - Something good could come of this. - Like what? 651 00:35:04,476 --> 00:35:07,727 Have you ever thought of running for Congress? 652 00:35:09,815 --> 00:35:11,476 No. 653 00:35:13,027 --> 00:35:14,937 I'm sorry. 654 00:35:15,154 --> 00:35:17,562 I'm just trying to think of good things for you. 655 00:35:18,158 --> 00:35:23,199 But they're things that I think are good, not what you think. 656 00:35:23,371 --> 00:35:25,245 I'm sounding like an idiot, aren't I? 657 00:35:25,457 --> 00:35:27,248 Suzanne, can we talk later? 658 00:35:27,459 --> 00:35:30,164 Yes, good, good. Later, we'll talk. 659 00:35:38,512 --> 00:35:40,137 Are you her lawyer? 660 00:35:40,306 --> 00:35:42,797 No, I'm just trying to find a resolution to this. 661 00:35:43,017 --> 00:35:45,343 The judge will give us a resolution this afternoon: 662 00:35:45,520 --> 00:35:47,560 Destroy that tank and everything in it. 663 00:35:47,731 --> 00:35:50,222 My husband's dead. It's cruel to make me even deal with this. 664 00:35:50,400 --> 00:35:52,891 You don't have to deal with this. You could have stayed away. 665 00:35:53,070 --> 00:35:55,987 You're the expert on staying away? Couldn't stay away from my husband. 666 00:35:56,156 --> 00:35:59,360 - You were already separated. - You expect me to believe that? 667 00:35:59,576 --> 00:36:01,534 - That's the truth. - You're a lying slut. 668 00:36:01,745 --> 00:36:03,156 Ladies. 669 00:36:03,372 --> 00:36:05,579 Mrs. Davy, what if Miss Westin could prove to you 670 00:36:05,750 --> 00:36:08,323 she didn't meet your husband till after your marriage was over? 671 00:36:08,503 --> 00:36:10,626 How can she do that? We were living near Washington. 672 00:36:10,797 --> 00:36:11,876 She lives in Washington. 673 00:36:12,048 --> 00:36:14,504 Not that year. She was teaching English in Japan. 674 00:36:14,717 --> 00:36:17,469 We were stationed in Japan two years ago. 675 00:36:17,679 --> 00:36:19,470 When she was in Washington. 676 00:36:20,182 --> 00:36:23,717 We'll get you her passport. We'll get you her employment contract. 677 00:36:24,770 --> 00:36:25,968 Really? 678 00:36:29,274 --> 00:36:30,650 These are some letters 679 00:36:30,818 --> 00:36:32,360 that your husband wrote to Miss Westin 680 00:36:32,570 --> 00:36:35,061 after your separation was official. 681 00:36:35,281 --> 00:36:37,404 They show what your husband wanted. 682 00:36:52,299 --> 00:36:55,216 Mrs. Davy, what do you say? 683 00:37:03,519 --> 00:37:04,634 No. 684 00:37:11,319 --> 00:37:13,988 He never wanted children with me. 685 00:37:29,296 --> 00:37:30,707 Excuse me, commander. 686 00:37:30,881 --> 00:37:32,126 Come on in, Gunny. 687 00:37:32,299 --> 00:37:34,292 This came for you, sir. 688 00:37:34,969 --> 00:37:38,219 - Thanks, Gunny. - Also if I may say, sir? 689 00:37:38,931 --> 00:37:39,963 Speak your mind. 690 00:37:40,642 --> 00:37:43,393 I know you didn't write that editorial, sir. 691 00:37:43,561 --> 00:37:45,139 But if you did, I just want you to know 692 00:37:45,313 --> 00:37:47,887 a lot of Marines stand behind what you said, sir. 693 00:37:48,066 --> 00:37:49,608 A thousand percent. 694 00:37:50,402 --> 00:37:53,107 If you said it, which you didn't. 695 00:37:54,406 --> 00:37:55,604 Thanks, Gunny. 696 00:37:55,824 --> 00:37:57,651 Aye, sir. 697 00:37:59,703 --> 00:38:02,195 Well, they were right. I could have run for Congress. 698 00:38:02,373 --> 00:38:04,200 On whose platform, sir? 699 00:38:04,375 --> 00:38:05,454 Theirs. 700 00:38:07,628 --> 00:38:10,298 You know, Bud, I realise that they're using me, 701 00:38:10,506 --> 00:38:12,832 but I'm using them too. 702 00:38:13,551 --> 00:38:20,385 The lawyer's good, and their publicity machine is great. 703 00:38:23,562 --> 00:38:25,602 "Harm, sorry for my sensitivity-deprived attempt 704 00:38:25,773 --> 00:38:26,804 to cheer you up. 705 00:38:26,982 --> 00:38:29,652 All of us, including Pappas, think you should meet these reporters 706 00:38:29,860 --> 00:38:32,351 we've invited to our office tomorrow morning. 707 00:38:32,571 --> 00:38:34,445 Suzanne Moore." 708 00:38:35,408 --> 00:38:38,029 These are all A-list names, sir. 709 00:38:38,202 --> 00:38:39,365 Major outlets. 710 00:38:39,579 --> 00:38:42,152 They tell me it's a media trial, Bud. 711 00:38:42,332 --> 00:38:45,748 If I wanna save my career, I take it to the media. 712 00:38:45,919 --> 00:38:48,624 Are you really gonna go through with this dog-and-pony show, sir? 713 00:38:49,423 --> 00:38:52,543 Bud, you helped me out of loyalty and friendship. 714 00:38:52,718 --> 00:38:55,007 Everybody else has a price. 715 00:38:58,474 --> 00:39:01,012 I'm sure you'll do what's right, sir. 716 00:39:11,821 --> 00:39:15,819 "Sensitivity-deprived attempt to cheer you up." 717 00:39:21,999 --> 00:39:23,541 Do you have a safe place to put that? 718 00:39:23,709 --> 00:39:26,793 I'll treat them like my own babies, lady. 719 00:39:26,962 --> 00:39:29,002 - What's gonna happen to them? - I don't know. 720 00:39:29,173 --> 00:39:32,210 The judge wants to hear full arguments in a couple of months, 721 00:39:32,385 --> 00:39:33,962 but it may not matter. 722 00:39:34,137 --> 00:39:36,046 - Why not? - Thank you. 723 00:39:36,222 --> 00:39:38,464 Well, Laurie Westin called me today. 724 00:39:38,641 --> 00:39:40,468 She wasn't feeling well. She got a home test. 725 00:39:40,643 --> 00:39:44,262 - She's pregnant. - Well, that's wonderful. 726 00:39:44,439 --> 00:39:47,226 - Well, what about those little guys? - Little guys? 727 00:39:47,442 --> 00:39:48,853 Little girls? 728 00:39:49,069 --> 00:39:51,192 They may not make it, Harriet. 729 00:39:51,363 --> 00:39:52,442 - Colonel? - Bud. 730 00:39:52,614 --> 00:39:55,818 Hey, who was that guy, and what's in the cooler? 731 00:39:55,993 --> 00:39:58,199 The mystery of life. 732 00:40:04,460 --> 00:40:07,414 - Commander. - People, if you'll just follow us. 733 00:40:08,298 --> 00:40:11,465 - Give us a minute. - Commander Rabb. 734 00:40:11,635 --> 00:40:13,129 Bear with us just for a moment, folks. 735 00:40:13,303 --> 00:40:15,461 We'll get all your questions answered. I promise you. 736 00:40:17,224 --> 00:40:19,893 I'm glad you decided to come. 737 00:40:20,978 --> 00:40:22,638 It wasn't an easy decision. 738 00:40:22,813 --> 00:40:25,387 I know, but it was right. 739 00:40:25,566 --> 00:40:27,357 I promise. 740 00:40:28,819 --> 00:40:32,105 "Sorry for my sensitivity-deprived attempt to cheer you up." 741 00:40:33,074 --> 00:40:34,533 I am. 742 00:40:34,701 --> 00:40:36,243 I really am. 743 00:40:36,452 --> 00:40:38,244 "Our president, my commander-in-chief, 744 00:40:38,413 --> 00:40:43,538 has imposed his bravery-deprived character on the Armed Forces." 745 00:40:45,295 --> 00:40:46,410 What are you doing? 746 00:40:46,630 --> 00:40:48,872 Sensitivity-deprived? Bravery-deprived? 747 00:40:49,049 --> 00:40:50,793 Pretty unusual word construction. 748 00:40:51,593 --> 00:40:53,503 - I don't understand. - The newsletter. 749 00:40:53,721 --> 00:40:57,339 "The wackily trendy guidelines of the education establishment." 750 00:40:57,516 --> 00:40:59,011 The op-ed piece. 751 00:40:59,185 --> 00:41:01,641 "Sleazily disgraceful restrictions." 752 00:41:01,854 --> 00:41:04,310 You like to use adverbs to modify your adjectives. 753 00:41:06,985 --> 00:41:08,396 Are you saying that I wrote that? 754 00:41:08,570 --> 00:41:12,864 - Pretty distinctive style, Miss Moore. - Harm-- 755 00:41:13,033 --> 00:41:15,109 Shouldn't be too hard to find that electronic trail 756 00:41:15,285 --> 00:41:16,993 now that we know where to look, huh? 757 00:41:17,162 --> 00:41:18,656 So where did you sent it from? 758 00:41:18,831 --> 00:41:22,781 Computer in your office? That would certainly make it easier. 759 00:41:25,045 --> 00:41:26,670 No. 760 00:41:28,257 --> 00:41:29,716 My laptop. 761 00:41:29,926 --> 00:41:31,206 Why me? 762 00:41:31,427 --> 00:41:33,800 Who better? 763 00:41:33,972 --> 00:41:36,048 You're everything he isn't. 764 00:41:36,641 --> 00:41:38,848 The poster boy for Clinton-bashing. 765 00:41:39,019 --> 00:41:41,889 Acquitted or convicted, a martyr to your cause. 766 00:41:42,856 --> 00:41:44,516 Your cause too. 767 00:41:44,691 --> 00:41:46,898 - You don't know that. - Harm, 768 00:41:47,444 --> 00:41:50,979 we have to show these people up for what they really are. 769 00:41:51,198 --> 00:41:52,361 Well, what are you? 770 00:41:52,533 --> 00:41:56,862 Organisations like this are trying to put the country back on the right track. 771 00:41:57,079 --> 00:41:58,989 Then I'll stay on the wrong track, thank you. 772 00:41:59,165 --> 00:42:01,122 Okay, think what you want. 773 00:42:01,292 --> 00:42:05,207 But I didn't even commit a crime. I am not a military officer. 774 00:42:05,380 --> 00:42:09,876 I am allowed to write an editorial criticising the president. 775 00:42:10,093 --> 00:42:12,418 But you're not allowed to commit telecommunications fraud 776 00:42:12,596 --> 00:42:14,505 or to impersonate a military officer. 777 00:42:14,723 --> 00:42:18,673 Or to conspire to interfere with the administration of justice. 778 00:42:18,894 --> 00:42:21,136 I'm sure the Clinton Department of Justice 779 00:42:21,313 --> 00:42:23,520 will think of a few more things to charge you with. 780 00:42:24,775 --> 00:42:27,017 This will help him. 781 00:42:27,195 --> 00:42:28,605 You don't even like him. 782 00:42:29,614 --> 00:42:32,283 It doesn't matter if I like him. 783 00:42:32,450 --> 00:42:34,941 He's my commander-in-chief. 784 00:42:37,414 --> 00:42:40,201 Now I'm ready to talk to the press. 785 00:42:46,799 --> 00:42:50,843 I will bear true faith and allegiance to the Constitution of the United States 786 00:42:51,011 --> 00:42:53,467 and the country whose course it directs. 787 00:42:53,639 --> 00:42:58,017 I take this obligation freely and without any mental reservation. 788 00:42:58,186 --> 00:42:59,846 And I will well and faithfully discharge 789 00:43:00,021 --> 00:43:02,773 the duties of the office I am about to enter. 790 00:43:02,941 --> 00:43:04,269 So help me God. 791 00:43:04,442 --> 00:43:05,853 So help me God. 792 00:43:06,027 --> 00:43:09,728 You are hereby promoted to the rank of commander. 793 00:43:09,948 --> 00:43:11,027 Thank you, sir. 794 00:43:11,199 --> 00:43:14,485 Rabb, have you ever once in your life done anything the easy way? 795 00:43:15,537 --> 00:43:16,818 No, sir. 796 00:43:17,998 --> 00:43:19,374 Yes, ma'am. 797 00:43:19,583 --> 00:43:21,659 Yes, ma'am. 798 00:43:21,836 --> 00:43:25,668 They tell me that the Grand Canyon is just exquisite this time of year. 799 00:43:28,426 --> 00:43:30,253 Anita, call Frank in from the newsroom. 800 00:43:30,428 --> 00:43:33,263 I've got an e-mail that looks like the record of a Swiss bank account 801 00:43:33,431 --> 00:43:36,635 held by Lieutenant Commander Harmon Rabb Jr. 802 00:43:38,687 --> 00:43:42,637 How did he accumulate $800,000 on an officer's pay? 803 00:43:42,816 --> 00:43:44,441 Congratulations on your promotion. 804 00:43:44,610 --> 00:43:45,808 Thank you. 805 00:43:45,986 --> 00:43:47,231 Congratulations, sir. 806 00:43:47,404 --> 00:43:48,947 Congratulations, commander.