1
00:00:29,250 --> 00:00:30,166
（《阿福》漫畫）

2
00:02:06,375 --> 00:02:07,500
樹人，哪裡…

3
00:02:08,416 --> 00:02:10,750
樹人，你還好？樹人，你死了？

4
00:02:10,833 --> 00:02:14,375
你就在那裡，同埋…
等等，是船的燃料棒？

5
00:02:15,416 --> 00:02:17,666
等等，你如何令牆又濕又著火？

6
00:02:17,750 --> 00:02:18,833
等等，那是什麼？

7
00:02:20,000 --> 00:02:22,250
達拉斯的番梘？

8
00:02:22,333 --> 00:02:25,333
他到處找，一直提住不停口

9
00:02:25,416 --> 00:02:28,541
樹人，為何搞到好似有炸彈爆完？

10
00:02:29,833 --> 00:02:31,083
我是樹人

11
00:02:31,166 --> 00:02:32,833
真的有炸彈爆完？

12
00:02:32,916 --> 00:02:34,875
吓？你怎會搞到…喂！

13
00:02:34,958 --> 00:02:36,000
不要擺出那表情

14
00:02:36,083 --> 00:02:38,416
不要以為靠「賣萌」過到骨

15
00:02:38,500 --> 00:02:41,166
為何遞給我？是什麼？又是垃圾？

16
00:02:41,916 --> 00:02:44,375
最好是道歉字條，讓我看看

17
00:02:46,583 --> 00:02:47,916
看你多巨大

18
00:02:48,000 --> 00:02:49,375
十分不錯

19
00:02:49,875 --> 00:02:51,333
要裱起它

20
00:02:51,416 --> 00:02:53,458
貼在雪櫃頂

21
00:02:54,000 --> 00:02:56,416
我嬲你唔落，對吧？

22
00:02:58,833 --> 00:03:00,833
那是什麼？我尾巴的毛？

23
00:03:02,583 --> 00:03:03,500
樹人！

24
00:03:04,916 --> 00:03:06,083
你一定是在玩我

25
00:03:06,166 --> 00:03:07,875
《我是樹人》

26
00:03:43,375 --> 00:03:45,375
字幕翻譯： 錢家驊