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( theme song playing )
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All ready?
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Yes, sir.
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( muffled cries )
Newkirk.
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LeBeau's ready
to move out.
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We need a diversion.
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Righto.
Righto, Colonel.
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Sleepy, Grandma?
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Leave off.
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Get going.
Be careful.
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Don't get yourself shot.
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In this outfit,
could you blame 'em?
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Halt!
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Halt!
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( alarm sounds )
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( dogs barking )
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Nein, nein, nein.
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The Englander.
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He's sleep-walking.
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Wake up, Newkirk.
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Newkirk...
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( alarm ringing, dogs barking )
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Wake up.
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Oh, Fraulein.
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Oh, Fraulein, ich
liebe dich. Ich...
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No, no, stop.
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You can't come with me.
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I'm only going to dig
for mushrooms.
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Bismarck... Kaiser...
sit, sit, sit.
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Good, now stay.
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If you're good, I'm going
to bring you back a cat.
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All right, boys and girls,
to the kennel.
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Guten Abend.
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Ich bin Deutsch?
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Your German is terrible.
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Hey, what are you doing?
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All right,
sound off, buddy.
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Who are you?
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Corporal LeBeau.
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I'm digging for mushrooms.
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That's cute.
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No, it's true.
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Every Friday we have sauce
La Champignon
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on our boiled potatoes.
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I'm a P.O.W.
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Yeah? Who won
the World Series
in 1940?
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"Who won the World Series..."
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How do I know?
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Ask me who was at
the Folies Bergere in l940.
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That I know.
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You're a P.O.W.?
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Yes. Stalag 13.
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Braden.
This is Mills.
Hi.
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Hi, Mills.
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We tunneled out
of Stalag 9
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a couple of hours ago.
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We've got to get in touch
with Colonel Hogan.
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Colonel Hogan?
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Our escape officer
told us about him.
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Now, why didn't he notify us
through the underground?
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We took off
on our own.
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We need fake
I.D. cards,
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civilian clothes,
maps and money.
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How about it?
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That's possible.
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Do you have a reservation?
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You mean a guy has
to make a reservation
for an escape?
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Well, we're booked
right through New Year's Eve.
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We tunneled through
400 feet of rock and mud.
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We're not going
to stop now.
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Okay, I'll take you to Hogan.
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( whistling )
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What did you do?
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Dig your tunnel
through Times Square?
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Cominskey, Corporal Walter.
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Cominskey,
Corporal Walter.
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Palmer, Sergeant John.
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Hackensack, New Jersey.
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Palmer,
Sergeant John.
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Hey, any mail for me?
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That's all
of them, Colonel.
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Could be it's only
the first wave.
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I make it, uh, 20 men.
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That's just enough
for a marching band.
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All right, let me
have your attention.
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Welcome to Stalag 13,
fellas.
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For your information,
we're in the escape business.
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PALMER:
Oh, this must be the place.
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You said it.
We didn't know you were coming,
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so it's going to be
a little tough.
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Too many to
handle, Colonel?
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Generally we handle
two or three.
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This is our first venture
in the wholesale business.
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Newkirk, we'll need civilian
clothes for everybody.
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Right, Colonel.
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We'll also need
some forged papers, Carter.
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All right. The first
ten men report to me
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tomorrow at 0930 hours
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in tunnel number four.
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I'll take your pictures
for German I.D. cards.
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All right, look, fellas,
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when we're ready,
we'll move 'em out of the tunnel
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in hut number three.
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Kinch, get on the radio
to London.
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Arrange a pick-up point.
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Tell 'em to send
a big submarine...
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uh, with a trailer.
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All right,
are there any questions?
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Colonel...
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all this organization you got
here sounds great, sir, but...
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We're an old
established firm.
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But it's going to take
an awful long time
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to outfit 20 guys.
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He's rock happy,
Colonel.
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We'll move you out
as soon as we can.
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Yeah, I know, sir,
but wouldn't it be bet...
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You have any complaints,
see the Auto Club, huh?
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Hey, if it comes out okay,
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I want a couple
of dozen prints.
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Hey, come on,
knock it off.
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Now, don't smile.
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Try to look as German
as possible.
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All right, next.
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Waist, 26 inches.
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26?
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What are you, in the Army
or the Cub Scouts?
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I was drafted.
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No wonder it's taken us
so long to win the war.
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Yes, Herr General.
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I heard the news.
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A most regrettable
business.
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20 men escaping
from Stalag 9.
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The Commandant,
Colonel Smeckler,
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is a personal
friend of mine.
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I must telephone
him immediately
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and express my
deepest sympathy, yes.
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What? Oh, yes...
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Long distance to Russia
is very expensive.
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Yes, Herr General,
I understand.
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I understand completely,
Herr General.
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Don't do that,
Colonel Hogan.
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It leaves me weak.
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How weak?
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Very.
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What's the Colonel
want to see me about?
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I can't tell you.
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I'm not supposed
to tell you.
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No...
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Honey, I've got all day.
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What was the question?
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I forget.
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You may rest assured,
Herr General,
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we are always
on the alert here.
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You know our proud boast.
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No one has ever escaped
from Stalag 13.
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Goodbye, Herr General.
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What?
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Oh, yes, of course--
Heil Hitler.
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You know, it is
most gratifying
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to have the confidence of
one's superior officer.
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Jawohl, Herr Kommandant.
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Too bad that's not the case
with you, Schultz.
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I'm only a humble Sergeant,
Herr Kommandant.
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Yes, an accident of war.
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Now, where is Hogan?
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I sent for him 20 minutes ago.
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At once.
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Colonel Hogan!
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Sit down, Colonel.
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Hogan, I sent for you
because it is necessary
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for us to have
a little chat.
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Chat away.
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Undoubtedly you are aware
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that there is another Stalag
not too far from here.
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Yeah, Stalag 9.
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I'm not going to be transferred,
am I?
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Why? You like it here?
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"Like" is hardly the word.
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I mean, it's like
a home away from home.
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Schultz, did you hear that?
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There's a war on,
he's a prisoner,
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yet he calls it a home.
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I think he's stir crazy.
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Silence! You will speak
only when you're spoken to.
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You spoke to me,
Herr Kommandant.
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Next time don't answer.
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Oh!
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Colonel Hogan, I
want to give you
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some information
and a little advice.
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First, there has been
an escape from Stalag 9.
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There has?
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Hey, that's wonderful.
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Schultz, you never tell us
anything.
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I know nothing.
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I warn you-- don't
be encouraged by
this news
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to try something
foolish.
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Who'd want to escape
from all this beauty?
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All this beauty.
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Silence.
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Things have been awfully
quiet around here.
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You're up
to something.
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I am watching you
every minute.
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Dismissed.
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Incidentally, Colonel,
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how did the boys
of Stalag 9 get out?
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A tunnel.
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And again I advise
you not to try it.
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Oh, come on,
we wouldn't dig a tunnel.
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Good.
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Go out in a helicopter
with parachutes.
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Insolence.
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Somewhere we can drop you,
like the Russian Front?
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Out!
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All guards are to
go on special alert
immediately.
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I will spot check
the huts personally.
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Jawohl, Herr Kommandant.
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A helicopter,
indeed.
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What a clever idea.
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Shut up.
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Mills, Mills, wake up.
Hmm...
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Wake up.
Hmm!
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You awake?
Yes.
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Listen, a guy told me
there's a road construction
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a few miles from here,
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and every day they send
a tank truck to get water
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inside the gate.
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I saw it.
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Okay, they open the top hatch
to fill it.
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The goons always watch
the driver.
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If we come on the blind side...
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And what about
the driver?
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He's a civilian Kraut.
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Once we're inside,
we can hear him climbing up.
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Then we go under the water till
he closes the hatch.
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You with me?
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I don't know.
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Hogan said
he'd get us out.
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That might take weeks.
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20 guys-- papers, clothes...
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Yeah, but if we blow it,
they might grab everybody.
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Look, I got you out
of Stalag 9, didn't I?
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Well, yeah.
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Okay, we go tomorrow.
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Gin.
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Hi, Kinch.
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Any word from London?
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Yeah. The sub
will be standing by every night
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beginning tomorrow.
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Newkirk?
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Civilian clothes
are finished, Colonel.
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Fitting tonight.
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The I.D. cards will be finished
this afternoon.
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All right, we'll
move 'em out
tomorrow night.
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We'll use the tunnel
in hut number three.
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All right, all right.
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CARTER:
Yeah, I bet a truck like that
holds maybe a thousand gallons.
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Make a lovely
dry martini.
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Where would you get
a 50-pound olive?
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Now, you take a truck
like that...
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hey, there's Braden and Mills.
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CARTER:
What are they doing out?
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HOGAN:
Going for the truck.
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00:12:27,289 --> 00:12:28,332
They're barmy.
266
00:12:28,373 --> 00:12:29,458
Hey, let's get them.
No, no, hold it.
267
00:12:41,136 --> 00:12:42,554
If they get caught,
they'll ruin it for the lot.
268
00:12:42,596 --> 00:12:43,514
Klink's worried
'cause things
269
00:12:43,555 --> 00:12:44,556
have been too quiet.
270
00:12:44,598 --> 00:12:45,557
Let's just change
that right now.
271
00:12:45,599 --> 00:12:47,518
Move in when I
give the okay.
272
00:12:52,231 --> 00:12:54,233
Schultz, what would
you say if I told you
273
00:12:54,274 --> 00:12:55,859
there were a couple
of prisoners
274
00:12:55,859 --> 00:12:57,069
in that water tank, huh?
275
00:12:57,110 --> 00:12:58,862
Good luck to them.
276
00:12:58,904 --> 00:13:00,864
What would they be
doing in there?
277
00:13:00,906 --> 00:13:03,367
What's the first thing
that comes to your mind?
278
00:13:03,367 --> 00:13:04,660
They are thirsty?
279
00:13:04,701 --> 00:13:08,539
No, come on, think
of something crazy.
280
00:13:08,539 --> 00:13:10,207
They're trying to escape?
281
00:13:10,207 --> 00:13:13,877
That's why
you're a sergeant.
282
00:13:13,877 --> 00:13:16,713
( shouting in German )
283
00:13:16,755 --> 00:13:18,215
Raus! Raus!
284
00:13:18,215 --> 00:13:21,218
Out! Out! Out
with you! Out!
285
00:13:21,218 --> 00:13:23,720
( speaking German )
286
00:13:23,720 --> 00:13:27,057
Ha! Ha! Hahahaha!
287
00:13:27,057 --> 00:13:29,518
Oh, how could you
do this to me?
288
00:13:29,560 --> 00:13:32,271
You cannot trust
anybody anymore!
289
00:13:32,312 --> 00:13:33,438
Bad boys!
290
00:13:33,480 --> 00:13:38,694
( all yelling )
291
00:13:56,879 --> 00:13:59,089
Barnes, Davis.
292
00:13:59,089 --> 00:14:01,341
You clods go hide
in my office.
293
00:14:01,383 --> 00:14:02,593
I'm sorry, Colonel.
294
00:14:02,593 --> 00:14:04,595
Go!
295
00:14:04,636 --> 00:14:05,596
What's up Colonel?
296
00:14:05,637 --> 00:14:07,598
All right, the Krauts
will be here in a minute
297
00:14:07,598 --> 00:14:08,807
looking for
Braden and Mills.
298
00:14:08,849 --> 00:14:09,933
That's for sure.
299
00:14:09,975 --> 00:14:11,768
We can't give 'em up,
otherwise we'll blow
300
00:14:11,810 --> 00:14:12,895
the whole
operation, right?
301
00:14:12,936 --> 00:14:14,188
Sure, Colonel.
So.
302
00:14:14,229 --> 00:14:15,731
Colonel! What's that for?
303
00:14:15,772 --> 00:14:18,108
That's for trying to hide out
in the water truck.
304
00:14:22,404 --> 00:14:24,531
So you wouldn't take
my advice, eh, Hogan?
305
00:14:24,573 --> 00:14:25,741
Where are the
two prisoners
306
00:14:25,782 --> 00:14:26,742
who tried to escape?
307
00:14:26,783 --> 00:14:28,285
If you stood any
closer to them,
308
00:14:28,285 --> 00:14:29,912
your Iron Cross
would get rusty.
309
00:14:31,371 --> 00:14:33,165
Oh, you fools.
310
00:14:33,207 --> 00:14:34,791
Here's my reward.
311
00:14:34,833 --> 00:14:36,293
30 days in the cooler.
312
00:14:36,293 --> 00:14:37,628
Take them away.
313
00:14:37,669 --> 00:14:41,840
30 days is a cruel, inhuman,
unjustified punishment,
314
00:14:41,882 --> 00:14:44,134
to be inflicted
only by a sadist.
315
00:14:44,176 --> 00:14:48,138
Flattery will gain you
nothing, my dear, Colonel.
316
00:14:52,309 --> 00:14:54,645
30 days. Boy, that's
a bum rap, Colonel.
317
00:14:54,645 --> 00:14:55,812
It's shocking.
318
00:14:55,854 --> 00:14:57,648
All right, Klink's had
his fun for today.
319
00:14:57,648 --> 00:14:58,815
Now he'll relax.
320
00:14:58,815 --> 00:15:01,568
We move the Stalag 9 boys
out tonight, ready or not.
321
00:15:01,610 --> 00:15:02,861
Yes, Colonel.
322
00:15:02,903 --> 00:15:03,862
One last
detail, sir?
323
00:15:03,904 --> 00:15:04,821
What is it, Lebeau?
324
00:15:04,821 --> 00:15:05,989
Permission to punch
325
00:15:05,989 --> 00:15:07,366
Braden and Mills
in the nose.
326
00:15:18,502 --> 00:15:19,962
Here he comes now.
327
00:15:26,593 --> 00:15:28,220
Anybody tell you fellows
328
00:15:28,262 --> 00:15:29,555
we have an escape
going tonight?
329
00:15:29,596 --> 00:15:30,722
Yeah, we're ready.
330
00:15:30,764 --> 00:15:31,682
What about the tunnel?
331
00:15:31,723 --> 00:15:32,975
You were gonna
fix the trap.
332
00:15:33,016 --> 00:15:34,893
He's behind the times.
333
00:15:34,935 --> 00:15:36,687
He's an officer, you know.
334
00:15:36,687 --> 00:15:38,438
It was finished
hours ago.
335
00:15:38,480 --> 00:15:39,982
Sure, we even
moved the entrance.
336
00:15:40,023 --> 00:15:40,983
( both snickering )
337
00:15:41,024 --> 00:15:42,025
Oh. Uh-huh. I see.
338
00:15:42,067 --> 00:15:43,527
We're going to
play games, huh?
339
00:15:43,569 --> 00:15:45,863
You want me to find where
the new entrance is?
340
00:15:45,863 --> 00:15:47,573
No wonder he's
a colonel.
341
00:15:47,614 --> 00:15:49,616
Catches on...
just like that.
342
00:15:49,658 --> 00:15:50,659
Okay, I'll play.
343
00:15:50,701 --> 00:15:52,578
We figure if you
can't find it,
344
00:15:52,619 --> 00:15:53,370
the goons won't.
345
00:15:53,370 --> 00:15:55,038
Watch.
346
00:16:07,259 --> 00:16:09,845
Very, very old fashioned,
that colonel.
347
00:16:20,564 --> 00:16:21,899
Ah.
348
00:16:21,899 --> 00:16:23,692
I can tell by your face, Carter.
349
00:16:23,734 --> 00:16:25,235
Wrong.
350
00:16:25,235 --> 00:16:27,821
That's the sauerbraten
I had for lunch.
351
00:16:27,905 --> 00:16:30,866
Okay, I give up. You win.
352
00:16:30,908 --> 00:16:34,203
Will you
follow us, please?
353
00:16:36,288 --> 00:16:37,915
Excuse me a minute,
old man?
354
00:16:37,956 --> 00:16:40,417
So, you'll be five
minutes late for
the ball.
355
00:16:43,337 --> 00:16:45,756
MEN:
Ta-ta-dah.
356
00:16:45,756 --> 00:16:47,758
HOGAN:
Gee, Dad, it's a tunnel.
357
00:16:47,758 --> 00:16:48,926
You never had a chance.
358
00:16:48,926 --> 00:16:49,927
You do good work.
359
00:16:49,927 --> 00:16:50,886
You really do.
360
00:16:50,928 --> 00:16:52,262
Well, let's
face it, Colonel.
361
00:16:52,304 --> 00:16:53,722
What would you
do without us?
362
00:16:53,764 --> 00:16:54,848
Yeah.
That's
right.
363
00:16:54,890 --> 00:16:56,600
You fellows
wouldn't be mad
364
00:16:56,642 --> 00:16:59,937
if I told you I-I knew
it was there all the time?
365
00:16:59,978 --> 00:17:02,231
Yes, I would.
366
00:17:02,272 --> 00:17:03,440
All right, then,
I won't tell you.
367
00:17:08,612 --> 00:17:10,113
You're a fine-looking
bunch of Krauts.
368
00:17:12,157 --> 00:17:13,450
Hey!
369
00:17:13,450 --> 00:17:16,537
Colonel, I'd like to report
a peeping Tom, here.
370
00:17:16,578 --> 00:17:17,871
All right, all right.
371
00:17:17,913 --> 00:17:20,499
Now, you got your identity
papers and your rations.
372
00:17:20,541 --> 00:17:22,042
You're going to travel in twos.
373
00:17:22,084 --> 00:17:23,126
Got your maps?
374
00:17:23,168 --> 00:17:24,336
NEWKIRK:
They got
everything.
375
00:17:24,378 --> 00:17:26,046
All right, LeBeau,
you're gonna be in charge
376
00:17:26,088 --> 00:17:27,881
of the other end to get them
through the hole.
377
00:17:27,923 --> 00:17:29,091
Yes, sir. I'm ready.
378
00:17:29,132 --> 00:17:30,217
It's time.
They're gonna be
379
00:17:30,259 --> 00:17:32,052
changing the guards
in a couple of minutes.
380
00:17:32,094 --> 00:17:33,679
All right, saddle up.
Here we go.
381
00:17:33,887 --> 00:17:35,639
Let's go, let's go.
382
00:17:35,639 --> 00:17:38,809
NEWKIRK:
Now don't leave
anything behind.
383
00:17:38,809 --> 00:17:40,477
HOGAN:
Take care.
Watch that first step.
384
00:17:40,519 --> 00:17:41,979
NEWKIRK:
All right, come on,
keep it moving.
385
00:17:42,020 --> 00:17:43,146
I'm after the lady.
386
00:17:43,188 --> 00:17:44,189
Come on, you should've--
387
00:17:44,231 --> 00:17:45,816
you should've done that
long before, now.
388
00:17:51,405 --> 00:17:52,406
NEWKIRK:
Come on.
389
00:17:52,447 --> 00:17:53,907
Now, get all your stuff.
390
00:17:53,949 --> 00:17:55,659
Don't even look. Pick it up.
391
00:17:55,701 --> 00:17:58,954
Don't leave
anything behind.
392
00:17:58,996 --> 00:18:01,540
( dogs softly growl )
393
00:18:04,501 --> 00:18:07,337
Shh. Silence. Quiet.
394
00:18:07,337 --> 00:18:09,173
Knock it off, huh?
395
00:18:09,173 --> 00:18:09,715
I'm going up.
396
00:18:20,601 --> 00:18:21,768
Two goons.
397
00:18:21,810 --> 00:18:23,145
How close?
398
00:18:23,187 --> 00:18:26,481
I could read
"Made in Japan" on their boots.
399
00:18:26,523 --> 00:18:29,693
Go tell Hogan
we can't use the hole.
400
00:18:31,904 --> 00:18:33,197
HOGAN:
Keep it moving down there, huh?
401
00:18:33,197 --> 00:18:34,531
KINCH:
Hey, what's going on down there?
402
00:18:34,531 --> 00:18:35,574
They just
passed the word
403
00:18:35,616 --> 00:18:36,617
we can't use
the tunnel.
404
00:18:36,658 --> 00:18:37,326
Goons in the way.
405
00:18:37,367 --> 00:18:38,702
Oh, great.
406
00:18:38,702 --> 00:18:40,996
We're going to run out
of time and darkness.
407
00:18:41,038 --> 00:18:42,664
Simultaneously,
I should think.
408
00:18:42,706 --> 00:18:44,708
You, better wash it out
for tonight, Colonel.
409
00:18:44,708 --> 00:18:45,918
The way Klink's
been acting?
410
00:18:45,959 --> 00:18:47,211
Spot checks,
special alerts.
411
00:18:47,211 --> 00:18:48,712
He's relaxed.
We've gotta move.
412
00:18:48,712 --> 00:18:50,422
Yeah, but how do we
get past those goons?
413
00:18:52,549 --> 00:18:54,968
Trade him one end
of the tunnel for the other.
414
00:18:55,010 --> 00:18:56,762
Carter and Newkirk,
into the tunnel.
415
00:18:56,803 --> 00:18:57,846
Right, okay.
416
00:18:57,888 --> 00:19:00,432
Break through
and give yourselves up.
417
00:19:00,474 --> 00:19:03,101
You're having a go
at us, aren't you?
418
00:19:03,143 --> 00:19:04,186
You heard me.
419
00:19:04,228 --> 00:19:05,646
Break through,
give yourselves up.
420
00:19:05,687 --> 00:19:07,773
We got to let 'em
know where we are. Come on.
421
00:19:07,814 --> 00:19:09,149
He's mad, you
know. He's mad.
422
00:19:10,317 --> 00:19:12,569
Sir, I'd like to
request a transfer
423
00:19:12,611 --> 00:19:13,445
to the paratroops.
424
00:19:17,199 --> 00:19:18,784
Braden...
425
00:19:18,826 --> 00:19:20,577
the rest of your
men down there,
426
00:19:20,619 --> 00:19:22,079
stay underneath the floor.
427
00:19:22,079 --> 00:19:23,247
When you hear this...
428
00:19:23,247 --> 00:19:24,248
( stamps twice )
429
00:19:24,248 --> 00:19:26,375
...move 'em out
fast and quiet.
430
00:19:26,416 --> 00:19:27,584
Two taps. Got it.
431
00:19:27,626 --> 00:19:28,836
You're brilliant.
432
00:19:28,877 --> 00:19:30,337
I'm going to recommend you
for officer's training.
433
00:19:35,801 --> 00:19:38,512
The colonel wants us
to give ourselves up.
434
00:19:38,554 --> 00:19:40,222
Let the goons
capture us?
435
00:19:40,264 --> 00:19:43,141
That's what
the man said.
436
00:19:43,183 --> 00:19:45,727
What happens in your army
if you shoot a colonel?
437
00:19:47,855 --> 00:19:50,691
In my army, we get
the Croix de Guerre.
438
00:19:59,575 --> 00:20:02,035
( speaking German )
439
00:20:02,077 --> 00:20:03,620
Lafayette, I am here.
440
00:20:03,620 --> 00:20:06,039
( singing in French )
441
00:20:06,081 --> 00:20:08,959
( speaking German )
442
00:20:08,959 --> 00:20:10,294
( replies in German )
443
00:20:10,335 --> 00:20:13,297
Alone, I'm all alone.
444
00:20:13,338 --> 00:20:14,214
Raus! Schnell!
445
00:20:14,256 --> 00:20:16,300
( speaking German )
446
00:20:16,300 --> 00:20:17,092
Halt! Halt!
447
00:20:17,301 --> 00:20:18,302
( gunshot )
448
00:20:18,302 --> 00:20:20,429
( alarm ringing )
449
00:20:20,470 --> 00:20:21,513
( barking )
450
00:20:31,523 --> 00:20:32,816
After them! After them!
451
00:20:39,698 --> 00:20:44,119
How would you like to buy a
couple of nice German shepherds?
452
00:20:44,161 --> 00:20:45,287
I was only exercising them.
453
00:20:52,377 --> 00:20:55,797
Aha, a tunnel, eh?
454
00:20:55,839 --> 00:20:57,257
Did you get them all?
455
00:20:57,299 --> 00:20:59,843
Jawohl, Herr Kommandant.
456
00:20:59,885 --> 00:21:03,805
All right,
let's not waste any time.
457
00:21:03,847 --> 00:21:06,350
Where did this tunnel start,
huh?
458
00:21:06,350 --> 00:21:08,101
You'll never find out,
459
00:21:08,143 --> 00:21:10,145
no matter what
you do to us.
460
00:21:10,270 --> 00:21:11,647
That goes for me, too.
461
00:21:11,688 --> 00:21:12,940
My lips are sealed.
462
00:21:12,981 --> 00:21:14,942
Oh, no. We have ways
to make you talk,
463
00:21:14,983 --> 00:21:16,193
and we will use them!
464
00:21:16,193 --> 00:21:19,112
Oh! Oh! All right,
I'll tell you.
465
00:21:19,154 --> 00:21:21,740
The tunnel starts
in hut number three.
466
00:21:21,782 --> 00:21:23,158
Hut number three?
467
00:21:23,200 --> 00:21:24,159
Dirty squealer!
468
00:21:24,201 --> 00:21:25,202
I never could
stand pain.
469
00:21:25,202 --> 00:21:26,870
I knew I'd get it
out of them.
470
00:21:26,870 --> 00:21:28,038
Hut number three.
471
00:21:28,038 --> 00:21:28,872
Hut number three!
472
00:21:28,914 --> 00:21:30,249
Hut number three!
473
00:21:30,332 --> 00:21:32,876
Let's get it! Go!
I knew it! I knew it!
474
00:21:37,256 --> 00:21:41,093
When I give you the word,
stamp twice-- pow, pow.
475
00:21:41,134 --> 00:21:42,177
Gotcha.
476
00:21:44,263 --> 00:21:45,889
Here they come.
477
00:21:45,931 --> 00:21:49,393
( all yelling )
478
00:21:49,393 --> 00:21:52,479
Aha, aha, aha.
479
00:21:52,521 --> 00:21:54,189
So, caught you
with the goods, huh?
480
00:21:54,231 --> 00:21:57,901
Hogan, I have warned you
many times and again you try.
481
00:21:57,901 --> 00:22:00,404
I have had enough of this.
482
00:22:00,404 --> 00:22:02,823
Herr Kommandant,
please, may I?
483
00:22:02,865 --> 00:22:05,576
No one, but no one,
ever escapes from Stalag 13.
484
00:22:05,576 --> 00:22:07,411
Oh, Herr Kommandant,
( clicks tongue )
485
00:22:07,452 --> 00:22:09,955
your foot's swelled
by the excitement.
486
00:22:09,997 --> 00:22:11,206
Dummkopf.
487
00:22:11,248 --> 00:22:12,249
Jawohl.
488
00:22:12,249 --> 00:22:14,334
( stomps twice )
489
00:22:14,376 --> 00:22:15,335
Cancel that order.
490
00:22:34,771 --> 00:22:38,317
A nice little tunnel.
491
00:22:38,358 --> 00:22:40,903
Colonel Hogan, what happened
to your helicopter, huh?
492
00:22:40,944 --> 00:22:44,448
We're waiting
for spare parts.
493
00:22:44,489 --> 00:22:46,700
I will not forget
this madness.
494
00:22:46,742 --> 00:22:48,785
Schultz, they're to begin
work immediately
495
00:22:48,785 --> 00:22:50,120
filling in this tunnel.
496
00:22:50,162 --> 00:22:52,748
A little hard labor
all night won't hurt them.
497
00:22:52,789 --> 00:22:54,124
Jawohl, Herr Kommandant.
498
00:22:54,124 --> 00:22:56,043
And then tomorrow,
when the job is done,
499
00:22:56,084 --> 00:22:59,213
we will take
the next corrective measure.
500
00:22:59,254 --> 00:23:02,674
What do you think
of that, Colonel Hogan?
501
00:23:02,716 --> 00:23:06,053
Well, look at this way--
you can't win 'em all.
502
00:23:06,094 --> 00:23:07,971
Of course not.
503
00:23:07,971 --> 00:23:10,015
But you can try.
504
00:23:10,057 --> 00:23:10,807
( frustrated grunt )
505
00:23:21,485 --> 00:23:25,280
Job's finished, Colonel.
Tunnel's all filled in.
506
00:23:25,656 --> 00:23:27,199
Oh, Newkirk.
507
00:23:27,241 --> 00:23:28,992
Yes, it's me.
508
00:23:28,992 --> 00:23:30,536
Boys must be tired, huh?
509
00:23:30,577 --> 00:23:32,162
Nah, not at all.
We could have carried on
510
00:23:32,204 --> 00:23:33,831
for at least
another five minutes.
511
00:23:33,872 --> 00:23:34,957
( snores )
512
00:23:38,669 --> 00:23:40,838
I have to see
the big shot.
513
00:23:40,879 --> 00:23:42,381
Well, he's on the phone,
514
00:23:42,464 --> 00:23:43,507
but he'll be out
in a minute.
515
00:23:43,674 --> 00:23:45,634
I can wait, baby.
516
00:23:47,845 --> 00:23:49,638
Bluebirds have all
flown the coop, sir.
517
00:23:49,680 --> 00:23:50,931
All 20?
518
00:23:50,973 --> 00:23:53,475
Should be over
the white cliffs
of Dover by now.
519
00:23:53,517 --> 00:23:55,477
And what are you
mumbling about?
520
00:23:55,519 --> 00:23:58,647
We're just saying if you lost
a little weight, Schultz,
521
00:23:58,689 --> 00:24:00,190
you'd look 20 years younger.
522
00:24:00,190 --> 00:24:01,859
Forget it.
I'm handsome
as it is.
523
00:24:01,900 --> 00:24:03,694
Am I right, Helga, baby?
524
00:24:05,445 --> 00:24:08,365
Well, we're all happy
this morning, huh?
525
00:24:08,365 --> 00:24:09,825
Herr Kommandant,
I have to report
526
00:24:09,867 --> 00:24:12,286
the tunnel has been filled in.
It is completely kaput.
527
00:24:12,327 --> 00:24:15,539
Excellent, Schultz.
528
00:24:15,581 --> 00:24:16,665
And now, Hogan,
for the punishment
529
00:24:16,707 --> 00:24:18,000
I promised you.
530
00:24:18,041 --> 00:24:20,711
30 days in the cooler
for all your men.
531
00:24:20,711 --> 00:24:22,796
Schultz, the
formation at once.
532
00:24:22,838 --> 00:24:24,590
Jawohl, Herr Kommandant.
533
00:24:24,631 --> 00:24:26,550
Colonel Hogan,
are you going
534
00:24:26,550 --> 00:24:29,511
to parade your men
to the cells?
535
00:24:29,553 --> 00:24:30,512
You must be kidding.
536
00:24:30,554 --> 00:24:32,014
Well, knowing
you as I do,
537
00:24:32,055 --> 00:24:34,266
I thought you might
like to join your men
in the cooler
538
00:24:34,308 --> 00:24:35,267
as a gesture.
539
00:24:35,309 --> 00:24:37,686
Actually, there's nothing
I'd enjoy more,
540
00:24:37,978 --> 00:24:38,896
but I can't.
541
00:24:38,937 --> 00:24:40,272
And why not?
542
00:24:40,314 --> 00:24:42,399
Somebody's got
to warm up the helicopter.
543
00:24:43,305 --> 00:25:43,925
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