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( theme song playing )
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Honor guard, Achtung!
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Who could that be?
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Somebody important, maybe?
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General Burkhalter,
welcome to Stalag l3.
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Colonel Klink,
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this is Herr Fritz Bowman,
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I.G. Bowman Industries.
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Herr Bowman,
my pleasure, sir.
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He's got a beautiful fur collar.
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And I've got a sudden
attack of curiosity.
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LeBeau, take listening
post number three.
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See what you can find
out about that kraut.
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Right, Colonel.
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Uh, be careful.
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The collar may
still be alive.
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All right, Newkirk,
get the lead out.
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You're dogging it, boy.
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Oh, look at that, Carter.
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We got a new boss, we have.
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Yeah? Well,
Kinch is right.
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You're
goofing off.
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When I want your opinion,
I'll ask for it, Yank.
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Get your hands
off him.
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Stop it. I'll report you
to the Sergeant.
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( all talking at once )
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( all talking at once )
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Oh, oh, ex...
Hey, excuse me.
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I lost me head.
I'm sorry.
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Oh, yeah, yeah.
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I wouldn't have done that
for the world.
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( Schultz speaking German )
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( speaking German )
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Fighting when
there is a war on?
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This is not nice.
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I'm sorry, Schultz.
It was my fault. I-I...
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No, it really
was my fault.
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No it wasn't.
It was my fault.
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No, I did it.
It was my fault.
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( all talking )
Quiet!
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One, two, three.
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The count is right.
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Look at Schultz.
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He can count up to three.
He's brilliant.
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Night school paying
off, huh, Schultz?
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Night school
paying off.
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Ha. Jolly jokers.
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Raus...
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Right face.
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And forward march.
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Uh, one, two, three, four.
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Uh, one, uh, two,
uh, three, uh, four.
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Have to be tough
with them,
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otherwise they do
not respect you.
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Yes, sir.
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( shouts in German )
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Dismissed.
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Fraulein Helga,
we do not wish
to be disturbed.
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Jawohl, Herr Kommandant.
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Nice to see you again, my dear.
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Thank you, sir.
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Gentlemen, may I offer
some refreshment?
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Now let us get down to business.
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Of course.
Refreshments
can wait.
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First, our mission
is top secret.
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We must have absolute security.
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Herr General, you
can depend on that.
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The security at Stalag 13
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is absolutely airtight.
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BOWMAN:
That's most reassuring.
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Thank you, Herr Bowman.
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We are on our toes here
at Stalag l3.
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General Burkhalter will tell you
that...
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Here is the problem.
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He'll tell you later.
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Our industrial plants have been
taking a terrible beating
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from allied bombing attacks.
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The Fuhrer is very concerned.
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So he turned the problem
over to me.
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I have developed an idea.
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Brilliant.
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I haven't told you
what it is yet.
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I.G. Bowman Industries was going
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to build a new synthetic
fuel plant at Velthuysen.
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It almost certainly
will be bombed.
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I think that's a
fair assumption.
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Yes, that's
a fair assump... tion.
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But there is one place
the Allies will not bomb.
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A prisoner of war camp.
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So why not put the plant
right here?
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Leave the buildings as they are
and build a new Stalag 13.
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KLINK:
With all due respect,
Herr General,
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I cannot believe
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that would fool
the allied bombers.
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Colonel, I said it was my idea.
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They'll never
find it, sir.
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As soon as Stalag 13 is ready,
we will move your prisoners
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to any of the other Luft Stalags
temporarily.
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Yes, sir.
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So, how soon will you be ready
with your command?
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I can have that
information for you
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as soon as possible,
Herr General.
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Fine. Herr Bowman and I will be
here for a few days,
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look over the grounds
and discuss plans.
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Of course, sir.
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May I show you to my
quarters personally?
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Oh, you will
like it here
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at Stalag 13,
Herr Bowman.
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Friendly, just
the right touch
of hostility
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that has made
us famous.
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You know, when I
took over command...
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BURKHALTER:
Klink.
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Coming, Herr General.
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Quick, a glass of wine.
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I'm fainting.
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Snap out of
it, Louis.
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Make it burgundy.
'33 was a good year.
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You know what?
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I bet he's got
claustrophobia.
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Now you tell me?
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Moving us?
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You're sure about it?
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Oui, mon Colonel.
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As soon as
possible,
they said.
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It means
we're finished.
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And out of
business, kaput.
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Well, we can't move.
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The guys just started
digging another tunnel.
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Another one?
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Well, this one goes
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on top of the others.
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We needed an overpass.
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Well, tell them to forget it.
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If we don't come up
with something,
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everything goes-- tunnels,
radio, contacts in town.
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Even LeBeau's mushrooms
under the Rec Hall.
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Never. I'll kill first.
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NEWKIRK:
I suppose when we get
to the new Stalag,
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we might get organized again.
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Well, I could carry a
few radio parts along.
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How do you carry a tunnel?
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Uh, c'est fini.
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It's terrible.
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Wait a minute, wait a minute,
hold it.
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You guys throw
in the towel awful fast.
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There must be a way
to keep them
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from building
that refinery here.
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How?
I don't know.
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We'll stall for time
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and come up with something.
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Kinch, get a message off
to London,
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tell them what's happening.
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We may need some help...
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Colonel Hogan?
Shh!
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Shh.
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( whispering ):
Colonel Klink wants to see you
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in his office, right away.
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Fine, Schultz.
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Why am I whispering?
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You really
want to know?
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I don't want to know nothing...
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What does Klink want?
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I don't know, but this may be
our chance to buy some time.
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Carter, get me the picture
of Klink off the wall
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of the delousing station.
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CARTER:
Okay.
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I'm going to try
to reach our Kommandant
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through his heart,
if I can find it.
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You sent for me, Colonel?
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KLINK:
Yes, Hogan.
Sit down, sit down.
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All right.
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I have some important news
for you.
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The entire personnel
of Stalag 13,
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prisoners and guards...
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Are about to be moved?
That's it.
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How did you know?
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Just an educated guess.
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That kraut, or German
that came in this morning,
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uh, looked like a
real estate dealer.
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Does the General know
you're selling the camp?
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Insolence.
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We are being moved to another
Luft Stalag temporarily
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while a new and modern Stalag 13
is being built.
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I can hardly wait.
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Hogan, I warn you,
any attempt at escape
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during this transfer
will be severely punished.
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You don't have to worry
on that score, sir.
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Good.
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We'll try.
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Now, you've been warned.
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I expect you and your men
to be ready for this move
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within three days.
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Impossible.
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That word does not exist
in my vocabulary.
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Oh, come on,
moving isn't easy.
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There's a lot
to be done--
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packing, writing
letters,
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having the phone
turned off.
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I am not interested
in your problems.
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Three days, ready or not.
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Dismissed.
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Uh, sir, I have a request.
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Would you autograph
this picture for the boys?
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Me autograph a picture for them?
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Oh, nothing elaborate.
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Just a greeting,
maybe, uh,
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"Good luck to the gang
from the Iron Colonel."
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The Iron Colonel?
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The Iron Colonel.
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I must say I'm rather surprised.
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Well, we've had our
differences, but
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heck, there
have been a lot
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of tunnels going
under the wire
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since we've been
at Stalag 13.
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And besides, it's something
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to remember you by.
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Sometimes you find sentiment
in the strangest places.
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You can say that again.
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Wait.
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Something to remember me by?
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I'm not going anywhere.
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Am I?
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Sure you are.
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Back into combat,
you lucky dog.
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Combat?
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This move is
General Burkhalter's idea.
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He is a General
of the Third Reich,
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the Fuhrer's right hand man.
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Are you suggesting
that he is a liar?
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How do you
think he got
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to be the Fuhrer's
right hand man?
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No. It can't be.
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Did he tell you anything
about the new Stalag 13,
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or anything about
the transit camp,
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or anything
really important?
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Now that you mention it, no.
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Why is he doing this?
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Oh, it's a quiet way
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to disperse the POWs
to other camps.
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I've seen it done before.
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Yeah, but it won't
be so bad for you.
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It won't?
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Oh, you're going
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to be flying again.
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The German Eagle back up
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in the wild blue yonder,
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screaming down to drop
your eggs in the snow.
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Snow?
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Well, I mean,
let's face it.
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Moscow isn't exactly
the French Riviera.
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But I am not qualified
to fly these new planes.
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Ah, you'll pick it
up easy enough,
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and if you don't,
they'll pick you up.
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( laughs )
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Sorry, that's bad taste.
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Break up Stalag 13?
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I don't believe it.
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HELGA:
Herr Kommandant,
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the General's here
to see you, sir.
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At ease, gentlemen.
263
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You have told
Hogan the news?
264
00:10:44,311 --> 00:10:45,812
We were just discussing it, sir.
265
00:10:45,854 --> 00:10:46,939
Never mind
the discussion.
266
00:10:46,980 --> 00:10:48,315
I want action.
267
00:10:48,357 --> 00:10:49,691
How soon will
you be ready?
268
00:10:49,733 --> 00:10:51,735
Oh, we were just trying
to determine that, sir.
269
00:10:51,735 --> 00:10:54,279
I'd like more information
about this new Stalag 13.
270
00:10:54,321 --> 00:10:55,614
You will find
out soon enough.
271
00:10:55,656 --> 00:10:57,074
I want to know which Luft Stalag
272
00:10:57,074 --> 00:10:58,742
we're going
to be sent to temporarily.
273
00:10:58,742 --> 00:10:59,952
That has not
been determined.
274
00:10:59,993 --> 00:11:01,411
Will my men be protected
275
00:11:01,453 --> 00:11:03,455
from the civilian population
during the move?
276
00:11:03,497 --> 00:11:04,873
Security is none
of your affair.
277
00:11:04,915 --> 00:11:06,250
What is this?
278
00:11:06,250 --> 00:11:07,584
I walk in here,
279
00:11:07,626 --> 00:11:09,586
and the prisoner of war
begins to question me?
280
00:11:09,628 --> 00:11:12,506
No offense, Herr General.
281
00:11:12,548 --> 00:11:14,299
I want the estimate
of your moving time
282
00:11:14,341 --> 00:11:15,425
as quickly as possible,
283
00:11:15,425 --> 00:11:16,677
or there will
be an offense...
284
00:11:16,718 --> 00:11:18,303
against you.
285
00:11:20,222 --> 00:11:21,807
( door closing )
286
00:11:21,849 --> 00:11:23,392
You believe it now?
287
00:11:23,433 --> 00:11:25,435
Ducked every question.
288
00:11:25,435 --> 00:11:27,271
When I pressed him,
he pulled rank.
289
00:11:27,604 --> 00:11:29,690
Yes, yes.
290
00:11:29,731 --> 00:11:31,149
What is to be done?
291
00:11:31,191 --> 00:11:34,319
Well, if I were you, I'd
stall as much as you can.
292
00:11:34,361 --> 00:11:35,988
Burkhalter may
change his mind,
293
00:11:36,029 --> 00:11:37,489
or it could be
changed for him.
294
00:11:37,531 --> 00:11:39,825
You don't know him.
He is a mountain.
295
00:11:39,867 --> 00:11:42,035
That's true.
He ought to cut
down on starches.
296
00:11:42,077 --> 00:11:44,329
The German Eagle,
297
00:11:44,371 --> 00:11:47,082
dropping my eggs in the snow.
298
00:11:47,124 --> 00:11:49,126
It's-It's terrible.
299
00:11:49,126 --> 00:11:51,461
Well, that's the way
the big war bounces.
300
00:12:01,680 --> 00:12:02,681
HOGAN:
Hi, Schultz.
301
00:12:02,723 --> 00:12:05,184
Hi, Colonel.
302
00:12:05,225 --> 00:12:08,020
Wait a minute,
wait a minute!
303
00:12:08,061 --> 00:12:09,354
What are you
doing in there?
304
00:12:09,396 --> 00:12:11,356
Just putting back
an empty oil drum, Schultz.
305
00:12:11,398 --> 00:12:13,859
You know what they say:
a neat Stalag's a happy Stalag.
306
00:12:13,901 --> 00:12:15,360
No one is allowed
in there
307
00:12:15,402 --> 00:12:17,571
without the orders
of the commandant.
308
00:12:17,613 --> 00:12:19,573
You don't
understand, Schultz.
309
00:12:19,615 --> 00:12:20,949
We're putting back,
not taking out.
310
00:12:20,991 --> 00:12:22,367
Do you want me
to be in trouble?
311
00:12:22,409 --> 00:12:23,452
Heaven forbid.
312
00:12:23,577 --> 00:12:25,871
Well, then take it out.
313
00:12:25,913 --> 00:12:27,873
All right, Newkirk,
Kinch, bring it back out.
314
00:12:27,915 --> 00:12:29,291
Here we go.
315
00:12:33,921 --> 00:12:35,589
That's better.
316
00:12:37,257 --> 00:12:41,678
Please, Colonel Hogan,
do not go in here again.
317
00:12:41,720 --> 00:12:43,555
Of course not-- uh, uh,
by the way, Schultz,
318
00:12:43,597 --> 00:12:45,057
I won't say anything
if you don't.
319
00:12:45,098 --> 00:12:47,476
I saw nothing. Nothing.
320
00:12:53,774 --> 00:12:55,067
Hey, Schultz!
321
00:12:55,108 --> 00:12:56,693
( shrieks )
322
00:12:56,777 --> 00:12:57,694
Guten abend, Schultz.
323
00:12:57,736 --> 00:13:00,531
What gives?
324
00:13:00,572 --> 00:13:03,492
What are you
trying to do?
325
00:13:03,534 --> 00:13:05,327
We're escaping, buddy.
We dug our way out.
326
00:13:05,369 --> 00:13:07,704
We're taking a scarper.
327
00:13:07,704 --> 00:13:12,918
Back into the... before
someone catches you.
328
00:13:12,960 --> 00:13:14,753
Come on, Schultz,
sound the alarm.
329
00:13:14,795 --> 00:13:17,881
You're all going to get us
into trouble.
330
00:13:17,881 --> 00:13:20,634
You've caught us.
Take us to your leader.
331
00:13:20,676 --> 00:13:24,930
Please... don't tell me
my business.
332
00:13:24,972 --> 00:13:28,892
ALL:
Kommandant! Kommandant!
Kommandant!
333
00:13:28,892 --> 00:13:31,770
( alarm ringing )
334
00:13:33,397 --> 00:13:36,358
Sound the alarm!
335
00:13:36,400 --> 00:13:38,902
So, you tried to dig
your way out,
336
00:13:38,902 --> 00:13:41,738
and you came up under
the water tower.
337
00:13:41,738 --> 00:13:43,907
Boy, did we ever make
a wrong turn.
338
00:13:43,907 --> 00:13:45,742
It's a wildcat operation, sir.
339
00:13:45,742 --> 00:13:47,703
The Escape Committee knew
nothing about it.
340
00:13:47,744 --> 00:13:50,497
I am not interested
in your Escape Committee.
341
00:13:50,539 --> 00:13:52,499
How do you know-- you've never
been to any meetings.
342
00:13:52,541 --> 00:13:53,125
( chuckles )
343
00:13:54,918 --> 00:13:56,920
You think it's funny, huh?
344
00:13:56,920 --> 00:14:01,508
Well, you have plenty of chances
to laugh... in the cooler!
345
00:14:01,550 --> 00:14:02,634
Schultz.
346
00:14:02,676 --> 00:14:04,011
Jawohl, Herr Kommandant.
347
00:14:04,052 --> 00:14:05,512
30 days in solitary.
348
00:14:05,554 --> 00:14:06,847
Sentence to begin the moment
349
00:14:06,889 --> 00:14:08,932
General Burkhalter leaves
Stalag 13.
350
00:14:08,974 --> 00:14:10,601
Schultz didn't do anything.
351
00:14:10,642 --> 00:14:12,853
Not him, them.
352
00:14:12,895 --> 00:14:14,688
It will be done,
Herr Kommandant.
353
00:14:14,730 --> 00:14:16,648
Now, get them
out of my sight.
354
00:14:16,690 --> 00:14:19,359
Prisoners, left face.
355
00:14:19,401 --> 00:14:22,237
Wait, wait, wait, wait...
356
00:14:22,279 --> 00:14:25,032
What is that dirt on your faces?
357
00:14:25,073 --> 00:14:27,701
Nothing, Colonel.
Just a little shoe polish.
358
00:14:27,743 --> 00:14:29,870
We didn't want to shine
in the moonlight.
359
00:14:29,912 --> 00:14:32,623
Yeah, you know,
like the commandos
in the movies.
360
00:14:32,623 --> 00:14:35,375
There is no moon tonight.
361
00:14:35,417 --> 00:14:37,628
Nobody ever tells us
anything.
362
00:14:37,628 --> 00:14:38,879
Schultz, get 'em
out of here.
363
00:14:38,921 --> 00:14:40,589
Just a minute, Hogan.
364
00:14:48,263 --> 00:14:51,433
Raise your hand.
365
00:14:55,312 --> 00:14:56,688
( sniffs )
366
00:14:56,730 --> 00:14:58,732
That is oil.
367
00:14:58,774 --> 00:15:00,400
Sure, there's lots of it
down there.
368
00:15:00,442 --> 00:15:01,151
Carter.
369
00:15:01,151 --> 00:15:02,653
Sorry, Colonel.
370
00:15:04,154 --> 00:15:05,656
Idiot.
371
00:15:05,697 --> 00:15:08,033
Him and his ruddy
big mouth.
372
00:15:08,075 --> 00:15:10,369
Go on, tell me more.
373
00:15:10,410 --> 00:15:11,829
Might as well.
You blew it anyway.
374
00:15:13,121 --> 00:15:14,498
There's so much oil
down there
375
00:15:14,498 --> 00:15:16,166
that you can't even dig
a decent tunnel.
376
00:15:16,166 --> 00:15:17,501
That's why we got caught
tonight.
377
00:15:17,543 --> 00:15:19,378
It was either that
or drown in that stuff.
378
00:15:19,419 --> 00:15:21,046
Why, the other day,
we were down there,
379
00:15:21,088 --> 00:15:22,256
and there was so much oil...
380
00:15:22,297 --> 00:15:23,507
Carter.
381
00:15:25,342 --> 00:15:27,177
Thank you, gentlemen.
382
00:15:27,177 --> 00:15:29,471
I shall give the matter
some further thought.
383
00:15:29,513 --> 00:15:31,515
Schultz, take them away.
Hogan, you will remain.
384
00:15:31,557 --> 00:15:34,685
Jawohl, Herr Kommandant.
Forverts, march.
385
00:15:34,726 --> 00:15:36,520
A one, a two,
a three, a four,
386
00:15:36,562 --> 00:15:39,857
a one, a two,
a three, a four...
387
00:15:49,700 --> 00:15:52,870
It's probably just a
broken pipeline that
runs under the camp.
388
00:15:52,911 --> 00:15:55,539
Hogan, do you want me
to go out there
389
00:15:55,581 --> 00:15:58,208
and start digging myself?
390
00:15:58,250 --> 00:16:00,544
Okay, you know
most of it anyway.
391
00:16:00,586 --> 00:16:04,131
Tell me, Hogan,
is this really oil?
392
00:16:04,173 --> 00:16:08,177
Not just oil,
Commandant, black gold.
393
00:16:08,218 --> 00:16:10,679
Stalag 13 is located
right over a sea
394
00:16:10,721 --> 00:16:13,640
of high-grade
pure crude money.
395
00:16:13,682 --> 00:16:15,184
( whimpers )
396
00:16:15,225 --> 00:16:16,810
When did you discover this?
397
00:16:16,852 --> 00:16:19,521
Well...
398
00:16:19,563 --> 00:16:22,316
remember about, uh,
six months ago,
399
00:16:22,357 --> 00:16:24,318
there was
an American lieutenant,
400
00:16:24,359 --> 00:16:28,030
an engineer who was captured
and brought here?
401
00:16:29,573 --> 00:16:31,033
He found it?
402
00:16:31,074 --> 00:16:34,036
Yeah, just before he was
transferred to Stalag 9.
403
00:16:34,077 --> 00:16:37,539
Besides being an engineer,
he was also a geologist.
404
00:16:37,581 --> 00:16:39,875
Confirmed by an expert?
405
00:16:39,917 --> 00:16:41,877
You bet he is.
406
00:16:41,919 --> 00:16:45,547
You have been sitting on this
for six months?
407
00:16:45,589 --> 00:16:47,883
Like a mother hen.
408
00:16:47,925 --> 00:16:50,719
You see, I figured
that after the war,
409
00:16:50,761 --> 00:16:54,223
prisoner camps would
be selling for about,
oh, ten cents apiece.
410
00:16:54,264 --> 00:16:56,808
I'd come back and
buy Stalag 13, sink
a few wells and...
411
00:16:56,850 --> 00:16:58,685
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes?
412
00:16:58,727 --> 00:17:01,313
There'd be dancing
in the streets.
413
00:17:01,355 --> 00:17:05,108
Just call me
Diamond Jim Hogan.
414
00:17:07,903 --> 00:17:10,781
You are a greedy,
selfish person.
415
00:17:11,782 --> 00:17:13,033
I do my best.
416
00:17:13,075 --> 00:17:15,160
You'd keep it all
to yourself?
417
00:17:15,202 --> 00:17:17,913
There's enough oil
down there to make
ten millionaires.
418
00:17:17,955 --> 00:17:19,498
There is?
419
00:17:19,540 --> 00:17:21,333
( clears throat )
420
00:17:21,375 --> 00:17:26,338
Let us, uh, build
on that thought for a moment.
421
00:17:26,380 --> 00:17:28,382
What do you got in
mind, Commandant?
422
00:17:28,423 --> 00:17:31,635
After the war,
a sign on the gate,
423
00:17:31,635 --> 00:17:33,971
and instead of Stalag 13,
424
00:17:34,012 --> 00:17:39,268
it reads, "The Klink
and Hogan Oil Company."
425
00:17:39,309 --> 00:17:41,687
So, your name comes first,
Wilhelm?
426
00:17:42,813 --> 00:17:44,189
Wilhelm?
427
00:17:44,231 --> 00:17:46,733
Aren't we being
a little familiar, Hogan?
428
00:17:46,775 --> 00:17:48,569
I think partners should be.
429
00:17:52,155 --> 00:17:54,491
Oh, you don't know
what this means to me.
430
00:17:54,533 --> 00:17:57,202
After the war,
I won't just have
431
00:17:57,244 --> 00:17:59,538
a 500-year-old
aristocratic name,
432
00:17:59,580 --> 00:18:03,542
but for the first time,
some money to go with it.
433
00:18:06,044 --> 00:18:09,548
I will be impossible.
434
00:18:09,590 --> 00:18:12,342
You're doing all right now.
435
00:18:12,342 --> 00:18:15,512
Look, I hate to shoot you down
right over the target,
436
00:18:15,512 --> 00:18:16,597
but we have a problem.
437
00:18:16,638 --> 00:18:17,931
What?
438
00:18:17,973 --> 00:18:20,517
They go ahead and build
on this site,
439
00:18:20,517 --> 00:18:22,811
they're bound to find out
about the oil, and we're dead.
440
00:18:22,853 --> 00:18:24,021
What can we do?
441
00:18:24,062 --> 00:18:27,024
We should change the name
on the front gate
442
00:18:27,024 --> 00:18:31,236
to read, "The Burkhalter,
Klink, Hogan Oil Company."
443
00:18:31,278 --> 00:18:33,113
Who needs Burkhalter?
444
00:18:33,155 --> 00:18:36,325
We do. He's got the power
to leave Stalag 13
445
00:18:36,366 --> 00:18:38,869
and our oil just the way it is.
446
00:18:38,911 --> 00:18:41,038
Give him a piece of the pie?
447
00:18:41,079 --> 00:18:44,374
Or there won't be any.
448
00:18:45,667 --> 00:18:48,295
I've got to
get some sleep.
449
00:18:48,337 --> 00:18:50,380
Good night, Colonel.
450
00:18:50,422 --> 00:18:52,883
Good night, Lucky.
451
00:18:54,218 --> 00:18:56,428
Oil field?
452
00:18:56,470 --> 00:18:58,847
An oil field, you say?
453
00:18:58,889 --> 00:19:00,557
I saw it myself.
454
00:19:00,557 --> 00:19:02,768
Herr General, as we
are talking here,
455
00:19:02,851 --> 00:19:05,979
there is a sea
of oil beneath us
bubbling, bubbling,
456
00:19:06,021 --> 00:19:08,148
trying to come to
the surface and
turn into money.
457
00:19:08,190 --> 00:19:11,443
Klink, you're making
a spectacle of yourself.
458
00:19:11,485 --> 00:19:13,320
Forgive me, Herr General.
459
00:19:13,362 --> 00:19:15,197
It's the excitement
of the money.
460
00:19:15,364 --> 00:19:18,492
I mean, the moment.
461
00:19:18,534 --> 00:19:22,120
The question is whether
to drill for it now
462
00:19:22,162 --> 00:19:25,165
or later, much later.
463
00:19:25,207 --> 00:19:26,792
You mean, like, after the war?
464
00:19:26,834 --> 00:19:28,627
Uh, that kind of later?
465
00:19:28,669 --> 00:19:30,671
The war effort of
the Third Reich
466
00:19:30,712 --> 00:19:34,007
is being geared to the
use of synthetic fuel.
467
00:19:34,049 --> 00:19:37,010
An important oil discovery
right now
468
00:19:37,052 --> 00:19:40,013
could easily upset
the entire economy.
469
00:19:40,055 --> 00:19:43,809
That is brilliant, Herr General,
absolutely brilliant.
470
00:19:43,851 --> 00:19:46,228
I had a feeling
you'd agree.
471
00:19:46,270 --> 00:19:48,689
But what about Herr Bowman
and the new plans?
472
00:19:48,730 --> 00:19:50,274
I'll have a talk
with him tomorrow.
473
00:19:50,274 --> 00:19:52,484
I don't think he's
going to be too
hard to handle.
474
00:19:52,526 --> 00:19:54,695
Oh, not for you,
Herr General.
475
00:19:54,736 --> 00:19:57,322
The three of us are going
to make a winning combination.
476
00:19:57,364 --> 00:19:59,032
The three of us?
Oh, yes.
477
00:19:59,074 --> 00:20:01,702
The "Burkhalter, Klink,
Hogan Oil Company."
478
00:20:01,743 --> 00:20:03,203
Hogan? Who needs Hogan?
479
00:20:03,245 --> 00:20:04,371
Well, he's the one who...
480
00:20:04,413 --> 00:20:05,831
Go to bed, Klink,
481
00:20:05,914 --> 00:20:09,710
before you give away any
more shares of my company.
482
00:20:16,216 --> 00:20:18,844
I'm sorry I cannot agree
with you, General.
483
00:20:18,886 --> 00:20:21,471
It is an ideal location
for the plant.
484
00:20:21,513 --> 00:20:23,891
The railroad
is three miles away.
485
00:20:23,932 --> 00:20:26,059
BOWMAN:
Simple enough to
have some track laid.
486
00:20:26,101 --> 00:20:27,811
There is no airport.
487
00:20:27,853 --> 00:20:29,605
So we can build one
in a week.
488
00:20:29,646 --> 00:20:31,231
I want to remind you,
Herr Bowman,
489
00:20:31,273 --> 00:20:33,525
that I represent the Fuhrer
in this project,
490
00:20:33,609 --> 00:20:36,028
and if I make a decision,
it is final.
491
00:20:36,069 --> 00:20:38,739
Of course...
that is truly patriotic
492
00:20:38,780 --> 00:20:40,365
and for the good of Germany.
493
00:20:40,407 --> 00:20:44,286
General, I respect your position
and your frankness,
494
00:20:44,328 --> 00:20:45,579
and I have a suggestion
495
00:20:45,621 --> 00:20:47,831
that can easily resolve
our differences.
496
00:20:47,873 --> 00:20:49,416
Yes?
497
00:20:49,458 --> 00:20:53,086
We will each submit our proposal
to the Fuhrer...
498
00:20:55,297 --> 00:20:57,508
...and let him decide.
499
00:21:01,887 --> 00:21:04,681
I may have been
a bit hasty.
500
00:21:04,723 --> 00:21:07,684
Perhaps if we look over
the grounds once more.
501
00:21:07,726 --> 00:21:09,520
I'll try to keep
an open mind.
502
00:21:09,520 --> 00:21:11,104
Of course, General.
503
00:21:11,146 --> 00:21:13,190
There is something
I would like Herr
Bowman to see
504
00:21:13,232 --> 00:21:15,359
that would certainly show
him... Fraulein Helga.
505
00:21:15,400 --> 00:21:17,194
Yes, Herr Kommandant.
506
00:21:17,236 --> 00:21:20,072
Will you please tell
Schultz to get Hogan
over here right away?
507
00:21:20,113 --> 00:21:22,032
Bowman is holding out.
508
00:21:22,032 --> 00:21:24,034
He wants the
plant built here.
509
00:21:24,034 --> 00:21:26,203
Well, that's it, then.
We've had it.
510
00:21:26,203 --> 00:21:27,538
Yeah, we're through.
511
00:21:27,579 --> 00:21:29,706
And it looks like we're out
of the escape business.
512
00:21:29,748 --> 00:21:32,876
Now, there's one
more thing we can do.
513
00:21:32,918 --> 00:21:34,962
Kinch, take this
message, get it
off to London.
514
00:21:35,212 --> 00:21:37,714
Right. Shoot.
515
00:21:37,756 --> 00:21:41,718
Colonel Hogan, Stalag
13, Headquarters London.
516
00:21:41,760 --> 00:21:46,557
Request fake
bombing mission
tomorrow 1500 hours.
517
00:21:46,598 --> 00:21:49,893
Repeat, no bombs.
Require leaflets.
518
00:21:49,935 --> 00:21:51,562
Carter.
Yes, sir.
519
00:21:51,603 --> 00:21:54,565
Tonight, you and Newkirk
plant some dynamite
charges in the compound.
520
00:21:54,606 --> 00:21:56,400
Wire 'em up so we
can set 'em off
when we're ready.
521
00:21:56,400 --> 00:21:58,110
All right,
Colonel.
Okay.
522
00:21:58,151 --> 00:22:00,737
Uh, Colonel, what do you want
Headquarters to print
on these leaflets?
523
00:22:00,737 --> 00:22:05,284
Let me see, uh... To
Whom It May Concern...
524
00:22:15,043 --> 00:22:16,420
Colonel Hogan.
525
00:22:18,755 --> 00:22:21,175
I hope Burkhalter's
making headway with him.
526
00:22:21,216 --> 00:22:23,552
Well, we don't have to worry
about our senior partner.
527
00:22:23,594 --> 00:22:26,054
He's one of the great
con artists of all time.
528
00:22:26,096 --> 00:22:29,266
If he doesn't convince
Bowman, we are through.
529
00:22:29,308 --> 00:22:31,268
I wouldn't say that.
530
00:22:44,615 --> 00:22:46,283
I told you
it was a bad idea.
531
00:22:46,325 --> 00:22:48,076
Take cover.
532
00:22:48,118 --> 00:22:50,704
I told you
this was a bad idea.
533
00:22:50,746 --> 00:22:52,748
Colonel, I think
we've struck oil.
534
00:22:53,582 --> 00:22:55,083
Schultz!
535
00:22:55,125 --> 00:22:56,752
Jawohl, Herr Kommandant?
536
00:22:56,793 --> 00:22:58,545
Get the prisoners
back into the barracks.
537
00:22:58,587 --> 00:23:00,714
Who, me?
538
00:23:00,756 --> 00:23:02,049
Yes, you.
539
00:23:02,090 --> 00:23:05,552
Prisoners,
back into the barracks!
540
00:23:21,443 --> 00:23:23,779
"To Whom It May Concern...
541
00:23:23,820 --> 00:23:26,031
"Today is a sample
of what you will get
542
00:23:26,073 --> 00:23:29,868
if you build a plant at
Stalag 13. Good luck."
543
00:23:29,910 --> 00:23:32,329
BURKHALTER:
Our security
has been broken.
544
00:23:32,329 --> 00:23:36,667
Bowman, this finishes any plans
for building here.
545
00:23:36,708 --> 00:23:39,545
Of course, but how
did they find out?
546
00:23:39,586 --> 00:23:42,214
I haven't the slightest
idea, but we can...
547
00:23:42,256 --> 00:23:46,927
Wait a minute. Hogan...
548
00:23:46,969 --> 00:23:49,096
Hogan?
Hogan?
549
00:23:49,137 --> 00:23:51,723
Don't look at me.
I only work here.
550
00:23:58,814 --> 00:24:00,732
It is incredible,
Colonel Hogan,
551
00:24:00,774 --> 00:24:03,569
you deliberately
poured oil in...
552
00:24:03,610 --> 00:24:05,028
into that hole
to fool me.
553
00:24:05,070 --> 00:24:07,030
And there is the evidence.
554
00:24:07,114 --> 00:24:09,158
Also to save you... sir.
555
00:24:09,575 --> 00:24:10,826
What?
556
00:24:10,868 --> 00:24:13,412
If they had gone ahead
with their plans to build,
557
00:24:13,495 --> 00:24:15,414
by now you'd be on
the eastern front.
558
00:24:15,455 --> 00:24:16,665
Perhaps.
559
00:24:16,707 --> 00:24:18,208
Wait, wait, wait,
wait, wait.
560
00:24:18,250 --> 00:24:19,835
General Burkhalter
still thinks
561
00:24:19,877 --> 00:24:21,545
that there is oil
under this can.
562
00:24:21,587 --> 00:24:24,548
And he won't do
a thing about it
till after the war.
563
00:24:24,590 --> 00:24:28,051
It's obvious the way
things are going,
you're going to lose,
564
00:24:28,051 --> 00:24:30,554
so Burkhalter goes
back into the woodwork.
565
00:24:30,554 --> 00:24:31,722
Of course.
566
00:24:31,722 --> 00:24:33,557
Wait.
567
00:24:33,599 --> 00:24:35,976
Suppose we should win?
568
00:24:36,018 --> 00:24:36,685
Impossible.
569
00:24:36,727 --> 00:24:37,978
Why?
570
00:24:38,020 --> 00:24:40,898
How do you expect to win
a war without oil?
571
00:24:41,305 --> 00:25:41,328
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