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HOLMES:
Watson, I've gone to a meeting.
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Please review the matter
of the Six Napoleons,
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as the client has asked
for an update.
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I'll join you when I return.
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I advise you not to use
the refrigerator this morning.
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My experiments in fermentation
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find themselves
at a critical stage.
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(doorbell buzzes)
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Good morning.
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I'm calling on Sherlock Holmes.
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He's not here right now.
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I'm his partner, Joan Watson.
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Can I help you
with something?
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You look familiar.
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Are you a friend of Bill W?
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More like a friend of a friend.
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But you've been to meetings
at St. Olaf's
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with Sherlock?
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My name is Holder.
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I was wondering if I might
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leave something with you.
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Sherlock's not really
big on hats,
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so I'm not sure
he's gonna want a crown.
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It's a coronet,
technically.
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Holmes calls it
my "beryl coronet."
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Uh, the stones are
replicas, of course.
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The entire thing's
a simulacrum.
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I'm certain it'll be
very well received.
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He says it reminds him
of a case from London.
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Um, if you don't mind
me asking,
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why are you giving him
a beryl coronet?
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Holmes did a favor for me.
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I have a recovering addict's
hatred for owing favors.
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I mailed several checks
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to compensate him
for his time, but
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they went uncashed.
This, perhaps,
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will settle the matter
between us.
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Mm-hmm.
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Well, you're welcome
to leave it here,
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but if you'd rather
give it to him in person,
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uh, Sherlock is actually at a
meeting at St. Olaf's right now.
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St. Olaf's-- you sure?
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I'm positive. Why?
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We haven't seen
Sherlock there in ages.
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In fact, he told us
specifically he was going
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to another regular session
in Greenpoint.
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Variety, you know.
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Really?
Are you sure?
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Well, I don't live there,
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but I am a regular.
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I'd put it at
a month since
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we've seen Sherlock.
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(cell phone chimes)
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Is everything
all right, my dear?
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Yes, yes. I just...
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I didn't realize
he had made the switch.
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Mm.
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Anyway, I'm happy to keep
an eye on your crown.
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Um, your coronet.
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Did Hawes tell you
what we're doing here?
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I did not ask.
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He knows we discriminate
in the work we take on,
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so I trust
his judgment.
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How was the meeting?
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Oh, capital.
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The usual, St. Olaf's?
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Yeah, that's right.
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Morning, sir.
Morning.
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This is Efraim Albright,
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He died last night
from an allergic reaction
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to romifidine hydrochloride.
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They market that as a product
called Equithesia.
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Animal tranquilizer
used primarily
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in equine surgery.
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It's potent stuff.
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I think Mr. Albright here
took it by accident,
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but there's a lot more
I'd like to know
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before I issue
the autopsy report.
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Man ingests horse
tranquilizer and dies.
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That's hardly a
problem for the ages.
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Why did you contact us?
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You didn't let me finish.
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I'm pretty sure
there's foul play here.
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I don't think Mr. Albright
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ingested the horse
tranquilizer directly.
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There appear to be
sausage casings
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inside Efraim
Albright's stomach.
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According to the
toxicology report,
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the meat in those casings
contains human remains.
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That meat is tainted
with Equithesia.
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So he didn't die from
taking a horse sedative.
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He died from eating someone
who took a horse sedative?
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I think so. Yes.
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♪ Elementary 5x08 ♪
How the Sausage is Made
Original Air Date on Novemb
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== sync, corrected by elderman ==
@elder_man
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♪
♪
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I'll spend some time
over in Missing Persons,
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but I'm pretty sure
they won't be looking
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for anyone who matches
the description of a hot dog.
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HOLMES:
Sausage.
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Oh, a sausage.
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That'll clear things up.
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So the question is
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did Albright know
he was eating someone?
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BELL: We've already
put him under a microscope.
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He donated big chunks
of his salary to charity,
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sings tenor in the Brooklyn
Gay Men's Choir.
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I'm not ruling anything out yet,
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but so far, Albright doesn't
strike me as a cannibal.
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Oh, he is a cannibal.
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But is he a witting one
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or an unwitting one?
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These are the contents
of his stomach.
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Sausage casings and all.
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(sniffs deeply)
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(gagging)
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Are you okay?
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The trick is to suppress
the gag reflex.
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It was an illuminating whiff.
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I'm sensing strong notes of
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anise-- you might recall...
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WATSON: Oh, yeah,
we traced all the major
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buyers of anise in the city
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when we were looking
into what's his name?
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Musgrave.
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As it happens...
(pants)
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there is one such
consumer who seems
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of particular interest
in this case.
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MAN:
Sorry, I'm confused.
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You think I sold a sausage
with a person in it?
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Anise is your trademark
ingredient, is it not?
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Yeah, but my meat comes
from cruelty-free sources.
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Meat which you then
grind on the premises,
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if your sign outside
is to be believed.
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Of course it is.
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Wait, you think
I ground somebody up?
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That's crazy.
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Do you have any proof?
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Other than the smell of anise
in a dead guy's stomach?
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No, but we would like
to investigate.
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Nothing happened
in my shop.
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Does anyone else have
access to this place?
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Employees with keys?
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I open and close the place
myself every day.
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We did have
a break-in last week.
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Somebody snapped the padlock
off the storm doors outside.
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They never got
upstairs, though.
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I keep a deadbolt
on the basement doors.
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The grinder's downstairs,
isn't it?
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Okay, so someone killed the man
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who Efraim Albright ate.
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Or woman.
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The victim could as easily
been female.
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Fine, the cannibal was
equal-opportunity.
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Whoever the victim was,
he, or she,
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was killed, dragged here,
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dropped into the basement,
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and then ground up?
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That's more or less
my theory, yes.
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And this is all based
on the fact that
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you smelled anise
in Albright's stomach?
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It's pretty thin,
don't you think?
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I think that a unique
set of circumstances
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calls for a flexible intellect
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to act as interpreter.
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Well, I-I assume
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we're gonna have
to make our way
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to that meat grinder,
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eventually.
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Yeah.
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You know, it's been
a while since
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we talked about your recovery.
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I mean, we used to talk
about it all the time,
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and now it's just
something you do.
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Well, we used to talk
about it all the time
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because you were
my sober companion.
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And now we're partners
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in the consulting detective
concern.
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We're also friends.
It wouldn't be so weird
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if we checked in with
each other once in a while.
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My recovery's part
of my routine.
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I don't discuss it with you
any more than
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I discuss my, uh...
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inhalations.
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Wait...
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What, did you find something?
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That's skin
and hair.
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That is less than
ten days old.
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So if someone
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unconscious, or barely conscious
was dragged down here,
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they might have banged their
head and left this behind.
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Both skin and hair are entirely
without pigment.
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Yet both are
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robust and springy.
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So whoever left this behind
wasn't old.
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You think he was an albino?
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Or she.
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Albinism is equally common
between both sexes.
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I think we should call Marcus.
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The parameters of
our missing persons search
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may just have narrowed
considerably.
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Watson.
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Hmm?
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It's morning.
You fell, you fell asleep.
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Mm, yeah.
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I just, uh...
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I know that Benson Durant
did not maintain
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his security cameras
outside his meat shop.
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They were all down.
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But I noticed there were
shops on either side
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that had working cameras,
so I called them
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and asked them
to send me footage.
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And you checked for albinos?
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Well, until I fell asleep.
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I didn't find anything.
I did.
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I've been up here
for 40 minutes looking
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at the footage you procured.
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Alas, no albinos.
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However, protestors
had begun to frequent
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the meat shop we
visited yesterday.
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Apparently, its owner,
Mr. Durant,
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had been giving a few lessons
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on how to butcher your own meat,
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and that attracted the attention
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of the animal rights movement.
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None of the protestors
suffered from albinism,
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however...
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That guy has vitiligo.
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Yeah, we're not
looking for an albino.
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We're looking for
this fellow here.
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And who is he?
Got no idea.
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The woman he's having a heated
discussion with, however,
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that's a nurse at
Mountview Hospital
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in Bayside.
I see the scrubs,
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but there's no way
to read the I.D. tag
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from this angle.
Don't need to read it.
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It's orange.
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Mountview Hospital
is the only hospital
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in the five boroughs that has
orange identification badges.
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I sent a still
from this to Marcus,
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and he's trying to see
if she works there.
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While he's doing that,
I'm going to go out.
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You should wait for his call.
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Are you going to St. Olaf's.
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I find it best to tick
that particular box
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first thing in the morning.
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Quick bite to eat,
and then I'm gone.
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(dog barking in distance)
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♪ ♪
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(musicians tuning up)
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(phone chimes)
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Hey.
Hey.
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I sent a message to Sherlock,
too-- he coming?
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Yeah, he'll be along
after he checks his phone.
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We can get started.
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So, the guy we think wound up
in that sausage
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was arguing with a woman
named Alma Cabrera.
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She's a nurse in the oncology
department at Mountview.
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00:10:55,401 --> 00:10:56,767
WOMAN:
Sure.
261
00:10:56,769 --> 00:10:57,869
That's Joaq.
262
00:10:57,871 --> 00:10:59,503
Joaq?
263
00:10:59,505 --> 00:11:01,873
Joaquin Pereya.
264
00:11:01,875 --> 00:11:03,975
He's a great guy,
we hang out sometimes.
265
00:11:03,977 --> 00:11:05,343
Kind of an off and on thing.
266
00:11:05,345 --> 00:11:08,879
Have you seen him
in the past week or so?
267
00:11:08,881 --> 00:11:11,448
No, but that's not unusual.
268
00:11:11,450 --> 00:11:13,650
He gets really caught up
in his work.
269
00:11:13,652 --> 00:11:15,218
Is everything okay?
270
00:11:15,220 --> 00:11:17,488
Do you have anything
of Mr. Pereya's here?
271
00:11:17,490 --> 00:11:21,057
Toothbrush, comb, anything
that might have a DNA sample
272
00:11:21,059 --> 00:11:22,325
on it?
273
00:11:22,327 --> 00:11:23,994
"DNA sample"?
274
00:11:23,996 --> 00:11:25,262
What happened to Joaq?
275
00:11:25,264 --> 00:11:28,431
We're not sure yet.
276
00:11:29,734 --> 00:11:32,035
They finally got him,
didn't they?
277
00:11:32,037 --> 00:11:33,736
Who are "they"?
278
00:11:33,738 --> 00:11:36,439
Joaquin was a biotechnologist.
279
00:11:36,441 --> 00:11:38,108
He called himself
a tissue engineer.
280
00:11:38,110 --> 00:11:41,544
If you listen
to his colleagues,
281
00:11:41,546 --> 00:11:44,747
he was a genius, his work
was gonna change everything.
282
00:11:45,617 --> 00:11:47,049
If Joaquin is really gone
283
00:11:47,051 --> 00:11:49,919
and you want to know
what happened,
284
00:11:49,921 --> 00:11:51,320
I'd start right here.
285
00:11:54,225 --> 00:11:56,292
I'm not exactly sure
what you're talking about,
286
00:11:56,294 --> 00:11:58,760
but I really hope
that didn't used to be a person.
287
00:12:05,765 --> 00:12:07,464
BELL:
So it isn't actually meat,
288
00:12:07,466 --> 00:12:10,067
it's some kind of fake meat?
289
00:12:10,069 --> 00:12:11,769
No, it's actually meat.
290
00:12:11,771 --> 00:12:12,937
It's 100% American beef.
291
00:12:12,939 --> 00:12:14,170
We just...
292
00:12:14,172 --> 00:12:15,506
grow it here in the lab
293
00:12:15,508 --> 00:12:17,207
instead of on a cow.
294
00:12:17,209 --> 00:12:21,011
You do see how those
ideas don't go together.
295
00:12:21,013 --> 00:12:23,881
Well, muscle is
made of cells, right?
296
00:12:23,883 --> 00:12:26,583
We harvest those cells humanely
from living animals
297
00:12:26,585 --> 00:12:27,951
and replicate them here.
298
00:12:27,953 --> 00:12:29,686
HOLMES:
Obviating barbaric industry
299
00:12:29,688 --> 00:12:31,922
practices, animal slaughter,
300
00:12:31,924 --> 00:12:34,791
and...
climate-destroying methane.
301
00:12:34,793 --> 00:12:35,758
Well, that is our hope.
302
00:12:35,760 --> 00:12:38,228
Big Meat must be quaking
in their boots.
303
00:12:38,230 --> 00:12:40,130
"Big Meat"?
304
00:12:40,132 --> 00:12:43,866
The cattle industry at large.
305
00:12:43,868 --> 00:12:46,101
May I?
Mm.
306
00:12:53,644 --> 00:12:55,077
(sniffs)
307
00:13:00,651 --> 00:13:02,884
It's a bit antiseptic.
308
00:13:04,020 --> 00:13:05,787
We're still perfecting texture.
309
00:13:05,789 --> 00:13:07,556
Fat to protein ratio.
310
00:13:07,558 --> 00:13:08,924
And what the cell's grown in,
311
00:13:08,926 --> 00:13:11,927
that must affect
the flavor as well, yeah?
312
00:13:11,929 --> 00:13:14,796
It's a solution of amino acids,
mineral supplements.
313
00:13:14,798 --> 00:13:16,798
Mostly sugar.
314
00:13:16,800 --> 00:13:18,066
So, it's what a cow
would taste like
315
00:13:18,068 --> 00:13:19,700
if it was raised on, um...
316
00:13:19,702 --> 00:13:21,135
breakfast cereal.
317
00:13:23,073 --> 00:13:24,939
It's a work in progress.
318
00:13:24,941 --> 00:13:27,375
And Joaquin Pereya's
role in all this?
319
00:13:27,377 --> 00:13:31,312
(cell phone buzzes)
320
00:13:31,314 --> 00:13:33,547
(phone clicks)
321
00:13:33,549 --> 00:13:35,115
(typing on phone)
322
00:13:35,117 --> 00:13:37,618
We haven't told
the rest of the team
323
00:13:37,620 --> 00:13:39,119
that he might be dead.
324
00:13:39,121 --> 00:13:42,322
I... I still can't
believe it myself.
325
00:13:42,324 --> 00:13:45,526
He is dead, I just got a message
from the forensic lab.
326
00:13:45,528 --> 00:13:47,962
The DNA that we found
was Mr. Pereya's.
327
00:13:47,964 --> 00:13:49,563
Sorry.
328
00:13:49,565 --> 00:13:51,331
Well, we'll gather everyone
this afternoon
329
00:13:51,333 --> 00:13:53,566
and let them know.
330
00:13:53,568 --> 00:13:58,071
Now, Brendan knows that
something might be up.
331
00:13:58,073 --> 00:14:00,673
He was second in
command to Joaquin.
332
00:14:00,675 --> 00:14:06,179
He stepped up when we thought
that Joaquin had... flaked.
333
00:14:06,181 --> 00:14:09,148
This was his desk.
334
00:14:09,150 --> 00:14:11,784
Joaquin was our
lead bioengineer.
335
00:14:11,786 --> 00:14:12,986
He was a genius.
336
00:14:12,988 --> 00:14:15,021
He, uh, worked out
most of the science
337
00:14:15,023 --> 00:14:16,255
that made this possible.
338
00:14:16,257 --> 00:14:18,725
Our Mozart of Meat.
339
00:14:19,460 --> 00:14:21,427
BELL:
So, girlfriend,
340
00:14:21,429 --> 00:14:23,295
Alma, may have been
on to something.
341
00:14:23,297 --> 00:14:26,265
If someone wanted to hurt
their chances of succeeding,
342
00:14:26,267 --> 00:14:28,467
killing Joaquin was
a good place to start.
343
00:14:30,204 --> 00:14:31,803
That lady in the white coat,
344
00:14:31,805 --> 00:14:33,939
does she have any
reason to use this desk?
345
00:14:33,941 --> 00:14:35,474
Corrine? No.
346
00:14:35,476 --> 00:14:36,909
Why?
347
00:14:40,581 --> 00:14:43,815
Corrine, this is Detective Bell
348
00:14:43,817 --> 00:14:46,051
and his consultant,
Mr. Holmes.
349
00:14:46,053 --> 00:14:47,653
We just re-checked
your references.
350
00:14:47,655 --> 00:14:48,887
Care to explain
351
00:14:48,889 --> 00:14:50,055
why the phone numbers you gave
352
00:14:50,057 --> 00:14:51,056
for your last two employers
353
00:14:51,058 --> 00:14:52,490
are now disconnected?
354
00:14:52,492 --> 00:14:53,992
Excuse me?
355
00:14:53,994 --> 00:14:56,194
I could explain.
356
00:14:56,196 --> 00:14:58,263
Your recent work history's
a fiction.
357
00:14:58,265 --> 00:14:59,497
You're a spy sent here
358
00:14:59,499 --> 00:15:01,299
to gather intelligence
on Next Century Meats'
359
00:15:01,301 --> 00:15:03,734
linchpin scientist,
Joaquin Pereya.
360
00:15:03,736 --> 00:15:05,270
But Werner, I have no idea
361
00:15:05,272 --> 00:15:06,804
why the numbers aren't working.
362
00:15:06,806 --> 00:15:08,506
HOLMES:
Your shoes, Ms. Brighton,
363
00:15:08,508 --> 00:15:11,109
are the creation of celebrated
French designer,
364
00:15:11,111 --> 00:15:12,777
Christian Louboutin.
Yes.
365
00:15:12,779 --> 00:15:14,411
And?
Early in his career,
366
00:15:14,413 --> 00:15:16,714
Monsieur Louboutin,
in a fit of artistic peak,
367
00:15:16,716 --> 00:15:19,817
used red nail polish to lacquer
the soles of his shoes.
368
00:15:19,819 --> 00:15:22,152
And that's been a trademark
of the brand ever since, yeah.
369
00:15:22,154 --> 00:15:24,722
Unfortunately for you,
the soles scuff,
370
00:15:24,724 --> 00:15:26,323
so I quite literally followed
your footprints
371
00:15:26,325 --> 00:15:27,625
over to Mr. Pereya's workstation
372
00:15:27,627 --> 00:15:29,759
where, judging by
the copious scuffage,
373
00:15:29,761 --> 00:15:31,161
you've been a very busy bee.
374
00:15:31,163 --> 00:15:33,063
BELL:
Whoever placed you here,
375
00:15:33,065 --> 00:15:34,731
might've had
Joaquin Pereya murdered.
376
00:15:34,733 --> 00:15:37,367
So unless you killed him
yourself,
377
00:15:37,369 --> 00:15:39,369
you'd be smart to
get in front of this.
378
00:15:39,371 --> 00:15:40,971
Wait.
379
00:15:40,973 --> 00:15:42,473
Joaquin is dead?
380
00:15:44,876 --> 00:15:47,410
I was placed here
by Midwest Cattle Ranchers.
381
00:15:47,412 --> 00:15:49,178
Oh, my God.
382
00:15:49,180 --> 00:15:51,314
They just said I was supposed
to share information.
383
00:15:52,951 --> 00:15:54,918
I never signed on for murder.
384
00:15:54,920 --> 00:15:56,319
I don't know much.
385
00:15:56,321 --> 00:15:58,221
But I'll help you if I can.
386
00:16:05,163 --> 00:16:08,131
Any smoking guns from
Ms. Brighton's communiqués
387
00:16:08,133 --> 00:16:09,732
with Big Meat?
388
00:16:09,734 --> 00:16:11,467
You really love
saying that, don't you?
389
00:16:11,469 --> 00:16:14,903
Yeah, more than I enjoy saying
"Midwest Cattle Ranchers."
390
00:16:14,905 --> 00:16:16,606
Well, not yet, anyway.
391
00:16:16,608 --> 00:16:18,241
Plenty on what we already know.
392
00:16:18,243 --> 00:16:20,142
They faked her job history,
they set her up to spy on
393
00:16:20,144 --> 00:16:24,146
Joaquin Pereya, but so far no
e-mails saying "Great work.
394
00:16:24,148 --> 00:16:26,081
We're gonna kill him,
we'll take it from here."
395
00:16:26,083 --> 00:16:27,883
You going out?
396
00:16:27,885 --> 00:16:30,786
While you were perusing, uh,
Ms. Brighton's correspondence,
397
00:16:30,788 --> 00:16:32,855
I was nosing about
Midwest Cattle's computers,
398
00:16:32,857 --> 00:16:34,222
and I hit a firewall
I couldn't crack,
399
00:16:34,224 --> 00:16:35,457
so I asked Everyone for help.
400
00:16:35,459 --> 00:16:37,759
Their task Du jour
is that I deliver
401
00:16:37,761 --> 00:16:39,927
five minutes
of observational comedy
402
00:16:39,929 --> 00:16:42,864
at open Mic night at a place
called The Joke Hole.
403
00:16:42,866 --> 00:16:44,166
I'd invite you to come,
404
00:16:44,168 --> 00:16:45,733
but my plan is to stink.
405
00:16:45,735 --> 00:16:48,603
Oh, uh, your friend Holder
came by yesterday.
406
00:16:50,940 --> 00:16:52,506
He wanted me to give you this.
407
00:17:00,416 --> 00:17:04,118
Doesn't really go
with anything I own.
408
00:17:04,120 --> 00:17:06,487
Yeah, I told him the same thing.
409
00:17:12,094 --> 00:17:13,960
So I take it he informed you
I've not been going
410
00:17:13,962 --> 00:17:15,396
to St. Olaf's
in quite some time.
411
00:17:15,398 --> 00:17:16,830
The man needs a lesson
in the meaning
412
00:17:16,832 --> 00:17:18,832
of anonymity.
413
00:17:18,834 --> 00:17:21,802
He said that you
needed a change.
414
00:17:21,804 --> 00:17:23,270
That you're going
to a different meeting.
415
00:17:23,272 --> 00:17:24,771
Is that what's going on?
416
00:17:24,773 --> 00:17:27,007
Well, you followed me
to Van Kirk Park this morning,
417
00:17:27,009 --> 00:17:29,710
so... I'm sure you know
418
00:17:29,712 --> 00:17:31,444
that it isn't.
419
00:17:31,446 --> 00:17:34,614
I'm well versed in the art of
detecting a tail, Watson.
420
00:17:34,616 --> 00:17:37,217
Yeah, I probably should not
have done that.
421
00:17:37,219 --> 00:17:39,552
Well, I probably shouldn't
have lied.
422
00:17:40,655 --> 00:17:42,488
So let's put an an end to it,
shall we?
423
00:17:42,490 --> 00:17:44,924
The change that
I needed to instate
424
00:17:44,926 --> 00:17:47,059
is that I'm not going
to meetings anymore.
425
00:17:47,061 --> 00:17:48,494
Why?
426
00:17:48,496 --> 00:17:50,796
I needed to inject
an element of derring-do
427
00:17:50,798 --> 00:17:52,131
into my sobriety.
428
00:17:52,133 --> 00:17:54,200
Remove the safety net,
if you will.
429
00:17:54,202 --> 00:17:56,336
And you, even if no longer
in an official capacity,
430
00:17:56,338 --> 00:17:58,570
are part of that safety net,
so I kept you out of the loop.
431
00:17:58,572 --> 00:18:00,940
The daily business
432
00:18:00,942 --> 00:18:02,441
of staying sober,
of going to meetings
433
00:18:02,443 --> 00:18:04,009
with people not nearly
my intellectual equal,
434
00:18:04,011 --> 00:18:05,310
has become a bore.
435
00:18:05,312 --> 00:18:07,012
I've said before
436
00:18:07,014 --> 00:18:08,814
my mind rebels at stagnation.
437
00:18:08,816 --> 00:18:11,416
The process of recovery
has become stagnant,
438
00:18:11,418 --> 00:18:13,518
so I've increased
the level of difficulty,
439
00:18:13,520 --> 00:18:14,853
in order to remain engaged.
440
00:18:14,855 --> 00:18:17,322
What I have not done,
I assure you,
441
00:18:17,324 --> 00:18:20,726
is waiver in my commitment
one iota.
442
00:18:21,795 --> 00:18:23,262
You're arrogant.
443
00:18:23,264 --> 00:18:25,063
I beg your pardon?
444
00:18:25,065 --> 00:18:26,931
Your problem is that
you think you're smarter
445
00:18:26,933 --> 00:18:28,367
than everyone else.
446
00:18:28,369 --> 00:18:30,669
I am smarter than everyone else,
demonstrably.
447
00:18:30,671 --> 00:18:32,370
I didn't say
you weren't, you are.
448
00:18:32,372 --> 00:18:33,838
I said you think you are,
you think
449
00:18:33,840 --> 00:18:35,606
that being smarter
makes you different.
450
00:18:35,608 --> 00:18:38,342
Don't you think other people
get bored at meetings, too?
451
00:18:38,344 --> 00:18:40,711
It-it was one of the most common
things I used to talk about
452
00:18:40,713 --> 00:18:41,946
with my clients.
453
00:18:41,948 --> 00:18:44,215
Everyone gets bored at meetings.
454
00:18:44,217 --> 00:18:47,018
It doesn't make you
different, it makes you typical.
455
00:18:47,020 --> 00:18:49,720
But you know what the ones
who stay sober do?
456
00:18:49,722 --> 00:18:51,021
They keep going to meetings.
457
00:18:51,023 --> 00:18:52,890
Have you considered
the possibility
458
00:18:52,892 --> 00:18:54,759
that I experience
my boredom more acutely
459
00:18:54,761 --> 00:18:56,294
than others experience theirs?
460
00:18:56,296 --> 00:18:58,095
I've been relating to my
sobriety like a tourist
461
00:18:58,097 --> 00:18:59,730
who visits the Grand Canyon.
462
00:18:59,732 --> 00:19:02,466
But doesn't go near the edge
for fear of falling in.
463
00:19:02,468 --> 00:19:04,601
Yes, and that's how
you stay sober.
464
00:19:04,603 --> 00:19:07,905
It is also how you lull yourself
into a torpor.
465
00:19:07,907 --> 00:19:09,639
If addiction is an abyss,
466
00:19:09,641 --> 00:19:12,709
shouldn't the addict tiptoe
up to the edge once and a while?
467
00:19:12,711 --> 00:19:14,611
Stare down into the gorge.
468
00:19:14,613 --> 00:19:16,079
You know what?
469
00:19:16,081 --> 00:19:17,514
The first thing you said
was right.
470
00:19:18,818 --> 00:19:21,083
I'm not officially anything
to your sobriety
471
00:19:21,085 --> 00:19:22,485
other than your friend.
472
00:19:24,055 --> 00:19:25,789
You have the right to do
whatever you want.
473
00:19:25,791 --> 00:19:28,991
My vote is sober and bored.
474
00:19:32,464 --> 00:19:34,263
You know what?
Uh, there's another...
475
00:19:34,265 --> 00:19:35,665
box of Corrine's files
downstairs,
476
00:19:35,667 --> 00:19:36,833
I'm gonna go through it.
477
00:19:36,835 --> 00:19:38,067
You got to your open Mic,
478
00:19:38,069 --> 00:19:40,369
I'm sure you'll kill.
479
00:19:56,654 --> 00:19:58,887
HOLMES:
Two breakfast sandwiches.
480
00:19:58,889 --> 00:20:01,223
One made with sausage
from our own larder.
481
00:20:01,225 --> 00:20:03,124
The other was concocted
from "shmeat,"
482
00:20:03,126 --> 00:20:07,463
which I brought home
from Next Century Meats.
483
00:20:07,465 --> 00:20:09,398
♪ ♪
484
00:20:09,400 --> 00:20:10,966
"Shmeat"?
485
00:20:10,968 --> 00:20:13,468
A term of art among
scientists in the field,
486
00:20:13,470 --> 00:20:16,238
a "sheet of meat."
487
00:20:17,807 --> 00:20:20,876
You're not interested in
the blind taste test I devised?
488
00:20:20,878 --> 00:20:23,245
No offense. I appreciate
the gesture,
489
00:20:23,247 --> 00:20:25,480
or part of it, but...
490
00:20:25,482 --> 00:20:27,682
I'm gonna pass
on the lab-grown meat thing.
491
00:20:27,684 --> 00:20:29,784
If you wanted a skin graft,
you'd prefer cells grown
492
00:20:29,786 --> 00:20:31,986
in a lab over ones
from a cadaver, no?
493
00:20:31,988 --> 00:20:34,489
Why should what you put in
your mouth be any different?
494
00:20:34,491 --> 00:20:36,557
'Cause I don't eat
my own skin.
495
00:20:36,559 --> 00:20:38,259
I'm surprised. You're
a woman of science.
496
00:20:38,261 --> 00:20:41,996
Yeah. And I've been
around plenty of labs.
497
00:20:41,998 --> 00:20:45,499
It's not a place where you want
to go shop for groceries.
498
00:20:45,501 --> 00:20:48,235
Have you ever been around
an industrial slaughterhouse?
499
00:20:48,237 --> 00:20:49,937
(inhales)
500
00:20:49,939 --> 00:20:52,039
How'd your comedy set go?
501
00:20:52,041 --> 00:20:53,340
Oh, wonderfully. Boos abounded.
502
00:20:53,342 --> 00:20:54,741
A gentleman backstage told me
503
00:20:54,743 --> 00:20:56,410
I needed to be more relatable.
504
00:20:56,412 --> 00:20:58,012
The access
505
00:20:58,014 --> 00:20:59,880
I was granted
by Everyone, however,
506
00:20:59,882 --> 00:21:01,381
proved much more fruitful.
507
00:21:01,383 --> 00:21:04,384
According to Big Meat's
accounting records,
508
00:21:04,386 --> 00:21:06,420
they recently paid $100,000
509
00:21:06,422 --> 00:21:09,456
to a "performance consultant"
named Thomas Cockburn.
510
00:21:10,859 --> 00:21:13,593
Mm... What's
a "performance consultant"?
511
00:21:13,595 --> 00:21:16,296
I have no idea. And I'd bet
no one at Big Meat does either.
512
00:21:16,298 --> 00:21:18,932
Did a little digging
into Thomas Cockburn.
513
00:21:18,934 --> 00:21:21,634
He's attracted the attention
of both federal
514
00:21:21,636 --> 00:21:23,303
and local authorities
in multiple jurisdictions
515
00:21:23,305 --> 00:21:25,071
over the last six years,
in connection
516
00:21:25,073 --> 00:21:27,206
with eight other murders.
517
00:21:27,208 --> 00:21:30,176
In each case, a company with
reason to want the victim dead
518
00:21:30,178 --> 00:21:32,111
paid Cockburn as a
consultant around the same time.
519
00:21:32,113 --> 00:21:33,913
So, he's a corporate hit man.
520
00:21:33,915 --> 00:21:35,247
That is what
the authorities believed,
521
00:21:35,249 --> 00:21:36,949
but they were never
able to prove it.
522
00:21:36,951 --> 00:21:38,417
Cockburn provided
a definitive alibi
523
00:21:38,419 --> 00:21:40,553
for each of the murders,
showing that he was in
524
00:21:40,555 --> 00:21:42,755
an entirely different city at
the times they were committed.
525
00:21:42,757 --> 00:21:44,356
But?
526
00:21:44,358 --> 00:21:47,259
But I noticed something
the authorities missed.
527
00:21:47,261 --> 00:21:49,894
Cockburn has an adult daughter,
named Grace.
528
00:21:49,896 --> 00:21:51,964
The two are ostensibly estranged
529
00:21:51,966 --> 00:21:54,366
after Cockburn's divorce
from her mother.
530
00:21:54,368 --> 00:21:55,968
It's why she
was never considered,
531
00:21:55,970 --> 00:21:58,670
but I think they're much closer
than they let on.
532
00:22:00,774 --> 00:22:02,640
So, she's been in each city
533
00:22:02,642 --> 00:22:05,010
when a murder happened.
You think they're partners.
534
00:22:05,012 --> 00:22:06,644
Grace happens to live
in New York.
535
00:22:06,646 --> 00:22:08,913
Marcus is inviting her
to the station as we speak.
536
00:22:08,915 --> 00:22:11,082
So, make yourself
an alternate breakfast.
537
00:22:11,084 --> 00:22:12,817
We should have
Joaquin Pereya's murder solved
538
00:22:12,819 --> 00:22:15,119
by the time you get dressed.
539
00:22:17,223 --> 00:22:19,090
BELL: We get that you never
expected anyone
540
00:22:19,092 --> 00:22:21,292
to connect you to these
murders, but...
541
00:22:21,294 --> 00:22:23,160
it still would have
been a good idea
542
00:22:23,162 --> 00:22:24,962
not to keep so much evidence
543
00:22:24,964 --> 00:22:26,230
in your apartment.
544
00:22:26,232 --> 00:22:28,199
Our search turned up
building plans,
545
00:22:28,201 --> 00:22:30,234
travel receipts
and this coded log book
546
00:22:30,236 --> 00:22:33,304
that Mr. Holmes here
cracked in no time.
547
00:22:33,306 --> 00:22:36,040
I mean, it's really quite
easy to break a cipher
548
00:22:36,042 --> 00:22:37,408
if you know what
it's going to say.
549
00:22:37,410 --> 00:22:41,044
Feds are picking up
your dad in Miami,
550
00:22:41,046 --> 00:22:42,412
and a whole bunch of
other cities are gonna
551
00:22:42,414 --> 00:22:44,047
want to talk to you,
but we get you first.
552
00:22:44,049 --> 00:22:46,682
And our D.A. is gonna want
to close this quick,
553
00:22:46,684 --> 00:22:49,585
before the FBI
takes over. So...
554
00:22:49,587 --> 00:22:52,354
help us wrap up
Joaquin Pereya,
555
00:22:52,356 --> 00:22:54,490
and you're in a strong
position to make a deal.
556
00:22:54,492 --> 00:22:57,393
I would, honestly.
557
00:22:57,395 --> 00:22:59,929
Except I didn't kill
Joaquin Pereya.
558
00:22:59,931 --> 00:23:02,031
HOLMES: Is there a point
in denying it now?
559
00:23:02,033 --> 00:23:03,465
We have evidence
that you killed nine people.
560
00:23:03,467 --> 00:23:04,633
The game's lost.
561
00:23:04,635 --> 00:23:06,968
You have proof
that we killed eight people.
562
00:23:06,970 --> 00:23:09,971
My father and I had nothing
to do with Pereya's death.
563
00:23:09,973 --> 00:23:10,972
You had his info
564
00:23:10,974 --> 00:23:12,141
in your apartment.
565
00:23:12,143 --> 00:23:14,243
Records that you
were tailing him.
566
00:23:14,245 --> 00:23:16,945
Because Midwest Cattle Ranchers
did hire us to kill him.
567
00:23:16,947 --> 00:23:19,514
We had a plan. We were ready
to go through with it.
568
00:23:19,516 --> 00:23:23,484
But MCR canceled the contract
before we did the job.
569
00:23:23,486 --> 00:23:25,987
Why would they do that?
570
00:23:25,989 --> 00:23:29,157
An FDA ruling came down, about
the food Pereya was developing.
571
00:23:29,159 --> 00:23:31,325
The government classified it
as "meat substitute,"
572
00:23:31,327 --> 00:23:34,328
instead of recognizing it
as meat.
573
00:23:34,330 --> 00:23:37,065
So, Next Century Meat''
product will be relegated
574
00:23:37,067 --> 00:23:38,899
to the tofu aisle,
575
00:23:38,901 --> 00:23:42,403
along with veggie burgers,
and other fringe foodstuffs.
576
00:23:42,405 --> 00:23:44,004
So, Midwest Cattle's panic
577
00:23:44,006 --> 00:23:47,241
went from five-alarm fire
to a minor annoyance.
578
00:23:47,243 --> 00:23:50,078
They didn't need to kill him
anymore, so they called us off.
579
00:23:50,080 --> 00:23:52,446
Why would I bother lying?
580
00:23:52,448 --> 00:23:55,482
You're right that I am screwed
when the Feds get here.
581
00:23:55,484 --> 00:23:57,051
But we didn't kill your guy.
582
00:23:58,220 --> 00:23:59,820
Someone else did.
583
00:23:59,822 --> 00:24:01,288
♪ ♪
584
00:24:07,882 --> 00:24:09,348
(door opens)
585
00:24:09,350 --> 00:24:11,184
GREGSON: I understand
congrats are in order.
586
00:24:11,186 --> 00:24:13,853
You picked up a team of hit men
that the FBI's been hunting
587
00:24:13,855 --> 00:24:15,387
for years?
Unfortunately,
588
00:24:15,389 --> 00:24:17,824
neither one of them
killed Joaquin Pereya.
589
00:24:17,826 --> 00:24:19,958
Well, Holmes texted me.
590
00:24:19,960 --> 00:24:23,094
"Big Meat innocent.
Further suspects to come."
591
00:24:23,096 --> 00:24:24,663
"Further suspects."
592
00:24:24,665 --> 00:24:25,864
I guess that's
what you're doing?
593
00:24:25,866 --> 00:24:27,566
The people Pereya
worked with?
594
00:24:27,568 --> 00:24:29,768
They called him
the Mozart of Meat.
595
00:24:29,770 --> 00:24:32,270
Sherlock says he knows a
little something about genius,
596
00:24:32,272 --> 00:24:33,806
and that...
"No truly exceptional intellect
597
00:24:33,808 --> 00:24:37,042
would knowingly submit
flawed work."
598
00:24:37,044 --> 00:24:38,910
Now, the FDA
has consistently ruled
599
00:24:38,912 --> 00:24:41,112
that if two products are
genetically identical,
600
00:24:41,114 --> 00:24:43,348
then they're legally
the same thing.
601
00:24:43,350 --> 00:24:45,116
Even if one's natural and
602
00:24:45,118 --> 00:24:46,651
one's grown in a lab.
603
00:24:46,653 --> 00:24:48,619
Now, Pereya obviously knew that.
604
00:24:48,621 --> 00:24:50,222
So, Sherlock thinks
there's no way
605
00:24:50,224 --> 00:24:52,224
he would've submitted
bad research to the FDA.
606
00:24:52,226 --> 00:24:54,124
So, he went
to Next Century Meats,
607
00:24:54,126 --> 00:24:57,628
and got them to give us
Pereya's undoctored research.
608
00:24:57,630 --> 00:24:59,664
And you're comparing it
to the work
609
00:24:59,666 --> 00:25:01,766
that was submitted to the FDA.
610
00:25:01,768 --> 00:25:03,434
You think someone
doctored Pereya's work?
611
00:25:03,436 --> 00:25:04,535
Sherlock does.
612
00:25:04,537 --> 00:25:05,903
I'm agnostic.
613
00:25:05,905 --> 00:25:07,805
But right now I'm along
for the ride.
614
00:25:10,743 --> 00:25:12,609
Oh!
What?
615
00:25:12,611 --> 00:25:16,513
This chart in the official
report. It looks identical
616
00:25:16,515 --> 00:25:18,983
to the one in
Pereya's research, except...
617
00:25:18,985 --> 00:25:21,685
couple numbers are different.
618
00:25:21,687 --> 00:25:24,521
I'm sending pictures
off to Sherlock.
619
00:25:24,523 --> 00:25:26,590
I'm sure it'll be a minute
before I hear back.
620
00:25:26,592 --> 00:25:28,157
If you've got stuff to do...
621
00:25:28,159 --> 00:25:29,192
Hmm.
622
00:25:29,194 --> 00:25:30,360
(beeps)
623
00:25:30,362 --> 00:25:31,895
That's him.
624
00:25:31,897 --> 00:25:33,864
"Get here immediately."
625
00:25:33,866 --> 00:25:35,198
He used an eight to make it
626
00:25:35,200 --> 00:25:36,800
easier to type out
"immediately."
627
00:25:36,802 --> 00:25:38,468
"Our so-called 'Mozart of Meat'
628
00:25:38,470 --> 00:25:40,236
had his very own Salieri."
629
00:25:42,240 --> 00:25:45,108
Mr. Farley, you were
Mr. Pereya's understudy.
630
00:25:45,110 --> 00:25:46,776
If his work failed
631
00:25:46,778 --> 00:25:48,411
and then he disappeared
in disgrace,
632
00:25:48,413 --> 00:25:51,580
n-no one stood to benefit
more than you.
633
00:25:51,582 --> 00:25:55,118
Whoa, Joaq was my boss,
but he was also my friend.
634
00:25:55,120 --> 00:25:57,520
I hope you're not suggesting
I killed him.
635
00:25:57,522 --> 00:25:59,021
BELL:
We know someone sabotaged
636
00:25:59,023 --> 00:26:00,489
the data, Mr. Farley.
637
00:26:00,491 --> 00:26:02,391
You had access to Joaquin
Pereya's computer
638
00:26:02,393 --> 00:26:04,460
and you have the technical
expertise alter his work.
639
00:26:04,462 --> 00:26:07,563
We'll prove that, 'cause we've
already been granted access
640
00:26:07,565 --> 00:26:10,132
to Pereya's hard drives.
Your digital fingerprints
641
00:26:10,134 --> 00:26:11,667
are in there somewhere.
642
00:26:11,669 --> 00:26:13,769
It's the only explanation
that makes any sense.
643
00:26:13,771 --> 00:26:16,104
Theoretically speaking,
644
00:26:16,106 --> 00:26:18,307
let's say you find
the guy who fudged
645
00:26:18,309 --> 00:26:19,674
Joaq's research.
That doesn't mean
646
00:26:19,676 --> 00:26:21,076
you found the guy
who killed him.
647
00:26:21,078 --> 00:26:22,644
Is that a theoretical
admission
648
00:26:22,646 --> 00:26:24,146
to being the saboteur?
649
00:26:24,148 --> 00:26:26,348
You guys have got messing around
with Joaq's numbers
650
00:26:26,350 --> 00:26:27,782
all tied up with killing him.
651
00:26:27,784 --> 00:26:29,584
One's a try at getting
652
00:26:29,586 --> 00:26:31,553
a leg up in the office.
The other's life in prison.
653
00:26:31,555 --> 00:26:33,988
It wasn't necessarily
the same person.
654
00:26:33,990 --> 00:26:36,257
So, convince us
they're not tied together.
655
00:26:36,259 --> 00:26:38,025
Okay, look.
656
00:26:38,027 --> 00:26:40,328
You dig around enough,
you're gonna see,
657
00:26:40,330 --> 00:26:43,998
it was me who fudged the data.
I'm not proud of it,
658
00:26:44,000 --> 00:26:46,968
and I hope you don't tell
my boss and ruin my career.
659
00:26:46,970 --> 00:26:49,236
But Mr. Platz called your office
660
00:26:49,238 --> 00:26:51,105
to learn what he could
about Joaq's murder.
661
00:26:51,107 --> 00:26:53,240
Apparently, he was killed
between Wednesday and Friday
662
00:26:53,242 --> 00:26:54,508
of last week?
663
00:26:54,510 --> 00:26:55,843
That's what we think, yeah.
664
00:26:55,845 --> 00:26:58,312
I was at a wedding
in Curacao last week.
665
00:26:58,314 --> 00:27:01,015
Left Monday, landed at JFK
middle of the day Friday.
666
00:27:01,017 --> 00:27:04,218
I'm telling the truth!
I was at the ceremony!
667
00:27:04,220 --> 00:27:06,319
You can ask
the bridesmaids I hit on.
668
00:27:10,459 --> 00:27:12,359
It's as we suspected.
669
00:27:12,361 --> 00:27:15,896
Brendan Farley's three-quarter
alibi is 100% percent true.
670
00:27:15,898 --> 00:27:18,331
He was harassing
bridesmaids in Curacao.
671
00:27:18,333 --> 00:27:20,968
So, it wasn't him.
672
00:27:20,970 --> 00:27:23,536
Who else wanted Joaquin Pereya
dead because he made
673
00:27:23,538 --> 00:27:26,406
a lucrative breakthrough
in the field of cultured meat?
674
00:27:26,408 --> 00:27:28,441
Well, I'm already going through
the company reports
675
00:27:28,443 --> 00:27:29,742
for Next Century Meats.
676
00:27:32,547 --> 00:27:34,580
I think you're bored
with recovery
677
00:27:34,582 --> 00:27:36,616
because you're not
saying what's on your mind.
678
00:27:37,919 --> 00:27:40,285
What's on my mind
is that I'm bored.
679
00:27:40,287 --> 00:27:42,154
And that's exactly what you need
to be talking about.
680
00:27:42,156 --> 00:27:44,089
That, and everything else
you said yesterday.
681
00:27:44,091 --> 00:27:46,492
Including the bit about being
the smartest person in the room?
682
00:27:46,494 --> 00:27:49,061
See, recovery only works
if you say what you're thinking.
683
00:27:49,063 --> 00:27:50,429
Those people in the room,
whatever their I.Q. is,
684
00:27:50,431 --> 00:27:51,597
they've been through a lot.
685
00:27:51,599 --> 00:27:53,733
They can handle you being
an arrogant jerk.
686
00:27:53,735 --> 00:27:54,799
I mean, will it be awkward?
687
00:27:54,801 --> 00:27:56,235
Probably, but when's that
688
00:27:56,237 --> 00:27:57,602
ever stopped you?
689
00:27:59,706 --> 00:28:02,007
It's a better way to re-engage.
690
00:28:02,009 --> 00:28:05,110
I worked with a lot
of clients before, and...
691
00:28:05,112 --> 00:28:08,480
every time sometimes tries to go
it alone, it always ends badly.
692
00:28:09,850 --> 00:28:11,950
S...
693
00:28:11,952 --> 00:28:14,218
♪ ♪
694
00:28:23,564 --> 00:28:25,830
♪ ♪
695
00:28:29,469 --> 00:28:30,834
HOLMES: Watson, you may want
to compose yourself
696
00:28:30,836 --> 00:28:32,836
before coming downstairs.
697
00:28:32,838 --> 00:28:35,772
A salon of sorts
is in progress.
698
00:28:35,774 --> 00:28:36,873
(man chuckles)
699
00:28:36,875 --> 00:28:39,842
It's so new!
700
00:28:39,844 --> 00:28:41,678
Aye, so true, so true.
701
00:28:41,680 --> 00:28:45,082
Now, we eat, uh, eggs, yes?
702
00:28:45,084 --> 00:28:47,284
These are cells
taken from an animal.
703
00:28:47,286 --> 00:28:49,986
The chicken is
presumably still alive.
704
00:28:49,988 --> 00:28:51,487
(laughter)
705
00:28:51,489 --> 00:28:53,890
That's an interesting example.
Mm-hmm.
706
00:28:53,892 --> 00:28:56,525
MAN:
Oh, good morning.
707
00:28:58,463 --> 00:29:00,897
Now, if we could only
find those chickens.
708
00:29:00,899 --> 00:29:02,498
(laughter)
709
00:29:02,500 --> 00:29:04,166
(laughter echoes)
(humming)
710
00:29:04,168 --> 00:29:06,035
WATSON:
Why is there some sort of
711
00:29:06,037 --> 00:29:08,404
world peace convocation
going on upstairs?
712
00:29:08,406 --> 00:29:10,906
Those are leading scholars
of their respective faiths.
713
00:29:10,908 --> 00:29:12,508
We've had a very
productive morning.
714
00:29:12,510 --> 00:29:14,577
We reached conclusions
on some knotty issues.
715
00:29:14,579 --> 00:29:16,345
And now it's time to eat.
716
00:29:16,347 --> 00:29:19,181
Jews and Muslims are united
by more than conflict, Watson.
717
00:29:19,183 --> 00:29:22,017
Both groups have labored
under dietary restrictions
718
00:29:22,019 --> 00:29:23,551
for millennia.
719
00:29:23,553 --> 00:29:25,721
Including very strict guidelines
720
00:29:25,723 --> 00:29:29,658
over the slaughter
and consumption of meat.
721
00:29:29,660 --> 00:29:31,326
Why would someone
doctor research
722
00:29:31,328 --> 00:29:33,061
to prevent
a lucrative breakthrough
723
00:29:33,063 --> 00:29:34,562
from being labeled as such?
724
00:29:34,564 --> 00:29:35,964
Only, I now believe,
725
00:29:35,966 --> 00:29:38,667
if it was more profitable
to have another label.
726
00:29:38,669 --> 00:29:40,602
Are you familiar
with the word pareve?
727
00:29:40,604 --> 00:29:42,803
Uh, it's a kosher thing, right?
728
00:29:42,805 --> 00:29:44,606
Mm. The laws of kashrut state
729
00:29:44,608 --> 00:29:46,508
that permissible foods
are divided into groups--
730
00:29:46,510 --> 00:29:47,875
dairy, meat.
731
00:29:47,877 --> 00:29:49,644
But there's a third
classification.
732
00:29:49,646 --> 00:29:52,213
Pareve. Water is pareve.
733
00:29:52,215 --> 00:29:54,182
Carrots are pareve.
734
00:29:54,184 --> 00:29:57,184
Okay, so pareve is like...
neutral?
735
00:29:57,186 --> 00:29:58,886
Exactly, it's the Switzerland
of food.
736
00:29:58,888 --> 00:30:02,589
Now, if shmeat is ruled
to be actual meat,
737
00:30:02,591 --> 00:30:05,760
that obviously opens up
the carnivore market,
738
00:30:05,762 --> 00:30:09,964
but it also subjects it to the
Gordian Knot of halal and kosher
739
00:30:09,966 --> 00:30:10,998
certification.
740
00:30:11,000 --> 00:30:12,366
If it is a mere meat substitute,
741
00:30:12,368 --> 00:30:15,302
then it sits, forlorn,
in the vegan aisle.
742
00:30:15,304 --> 00:30:17,871
But if shmeat can
thread the needle,
743
00:30:17,873 --> 00:30:20,474
if it can be actual
lab-grown meat,
744
00:30:20,476 --> 00:30:22,042
but not be classified
as such...
745
00:30:22,044 --> 00:30:23,577
It would be pareve,
746
00:30:23,579 --> 00:30:26,413
neutral to the kosher
and halal rules about meat.
747
00:30:26,415 --> 00:30:27,847
Imagine, Watson.
748
00:30:27,849 --> 00:30:29,649
Observant Jews
finally being allowed
749
00:30:29,651 --> 00:30:30,650
a cheeseburger.
750
00:30:30,652 --> 00:30:31,818
Religious Muslims indulging
751
00:30:31,820 --> 00:30:33,720
in pulled-pork Cubanos.
752
00:30:33,722 --> 00:30:35,021
There is what?
753
00:30:35,023 --> 00:30:37,390
Over a billion Muslims
in the world.
754
00:30:37,392 --> 00:30:39,258
It's a huge untapped market.
755
00:30:39,260 --> 00:30:40,526
Probably way more profitable
756
00:30:40,528 --> 00:30:42,328
for them to not label
shmeat as meat.
757
00:30:42,330 --> 00:30:45,264
Hence the doctored research.
758
00:30:45,266 --> 00:30:48,701
So, if Joaquin Pereya wasn't
on board for faking the data,
759
00:30:48,703 --> 00:30:49,702
that would mean
that whoever's
760
00:30:49,704 --> 00:30:51,070
in charge of that place
761
00:30:51,072 --> 00:30:52,572
would have reason to kill him.
762
00:30:52,574 --> 00:30:53,906
And that would be...
763
00:30:53,908 --> 00:30:58,110
Werner Platz,
CEO of Next Century Meats.
764
00:30:58,112 --> 00:30:59,312
Can we prove he was involved?
765
00:30:59,314 --> 00:31:01,113
We can if his coconspirator
766
00:31:01,115 --> 00:31:03,115
will talk to us.
767
00:31:05,452 --> 00:31:07,219
Mr. Farley,
thank you so much
768
00:31:07,221 --> 00:31:08,587
for coming on short notice.
769
00:31:08,589 --> 00:31:10,022
I thought I already
answered your questions.
770
00:31:10,024 --> 00:31:11,489
Well, we had one set
of questions for you
771
00:31:11,491 --> 00:31:13,959
when we thought that
you killed Joaquin Pereya.
772
00:31:13,961 --> 00:31:14,927
We no longer think that.
773
00:31:14,929 --> 00:31:17,096
Oh, okay.
774
00:31:17,098 --> 00:31:18,763
Good.
We now think
775
00:31:18,765 --> 00:31:20,465
that you were part of
a conspiracy to kill him.
776
00:31:20,467 --> 00:31:22,900
After you.
777
00:31:25,339 --> 00:31:27,004
BELL:
This is the intersection
778
00:31:27,006 --> 00:31:29,641
of 65th street and
Metropolitan Avenue.
779
00:31:29,643 --> 00:31:32,277
Street racers use this
stretch of Metropolitan.
780
00:31:32,279 --> 00:31:34,646
A concerned citizen
tried to catch
781
00:31:34,648 --> 00:31:36,313
some of their
license plates on camera.
782
00:31:36,315 --> 00:31:38,449
She overheard a
patrolman asking
783
00:31:38,451 --> 00:31:41,418
for security camera footage,
volunteered to share this.
784
00:31:41,420 --> 00:31:43,755
Am I supposed to be
looking at something?
785
00:31:43,757 --> 00:31:46,023
BELL: That's your boss,
Werner Platz.
786
00:31:46,860 --> 00:31:48,993
So?
787
00:31:48,995 --> 00:31:50,394
Mr. Farley,
that intersection
788
00:31:50,396 --> 00:31:51,995
is a half block away
789
00:31:51,997 --> 00:31:53,664
from Brooklyn's Best Wurst.
790
00:31:53,666 --> 00:31:55,432
This footage was gathered
the same night someone
791
00:31:55,434 --> 00:31:58,335
broke into the store
and ground Joaquin Pereya
792
00:31:58,337 --> 00:31:59,803
into so much mince.
793
00:31:59,805 --> 00:32:02,239
We can place your boss
right by the scene,
794
00:32:02,241 --> 00:32:03,874
on the night it happened.
795
00:32:03,876 --> 00:32:05,476
I've also had
796
00:32:05,478 --> 00:32:07,177
an informal peek
at your banking records.
797
00:32:07,179 --> 00:32:08,678
"Informal peek"?
798
00:32:08,680 --> 00:32:09,712
What does that mean?
799
00:32:09,714 --> 00:32:10,847
It means I have friends
800
00:32:10,849 --> 00:32:11,915
who are digitally nimble.
801
00:32:11,917 --> 00:32:13,250
Don't look at him.
802
00:32:13,252 --> 00:32:14,717
He had nothing to do with it.
803
00:32:14,719 --> 00:32:15,685
We'll get an authorized
804
00:32:15,687 --> 00:32:16,987
look soon enough.
805
00:32:16,989 --> 00:32:18,629
They'll show a judge
what we already know.
806
00:32:19,524 --> 00:32:20,590
Someone recently paid
807
00:32:20,592 --> 00:32:22,358
your mortgage in full.
808
00:32:22,360 --> 00:32:23,794
It was paid
by a third party.
809
00:32:23,796 --> 00:32:26,095
We're already trying
to link that to your boss.
810
00:32:26,097 --> 00:32:29,198
What does that have to do
with Joaquin?
811
00:32:29,200 --> 00:32:30,600
BELL: Werner
Platz wanted
812
00:32:30,602 --> 00:32:33,403
Mr. Pereya to alter
his... shmeat
813
00:32:33,405 --> 00:32:36,172
so the FDA would classify
it as a meat substitute.
814
00:32:36,174 --> 00:32:38,341
Then he could sell it
to the kosher and halal markets.
815
00:32:38,343 --> 00:32:40,310
WATSON: But Pereya was
a true believer.
816
00:32:40,312 --> 00:32:42,778
He cared more about
disrupting the meat industry
817
00:32:42,780 --> 00:32:44,280
than he did about the profits.
818
00:32:44,282 --> 00:32:45,848
He wouldn't make the change.
819
00:32:45,850 --> 00:32:47,683
So, Platz killed Pereya
820
00:32:47,685 --> 00:32:50,719
and found himself
a cringing mediocrity
821
00:32:50,721 --> 00:32:52,521
who would take a fee
to alter the data.
822
00:32:52,523 --> 00:32:55,157
And that was you, Mr. Farley.
823
00:32:55,159 --> 00:32:58,427
BELL: Testify against
Werner Platz.
824
00:32:58,429 --> 00:33:01,262
I already offered you one chance
to get in front of this.
825
00:33:01,264 --> 00:33:03,231
You won't get another.
826
00:33:04,067 --> 00:33:06,968
And if I say no, what happens?
827
00:33:06,970 --> 00:33:08,903
You take that
video to a judge.
828
00:33:08,905 --> 00:33:12,474
All that shows is Werner
driving down the street.
829
00:33:12,476 --> 00:33:14,008
Why'd he pay my mortgage?
830
00:33:14,010 --> 00:33:15,409
'Cause I'm a great employee
831
00:33:15,411 --> 00:33:17,946
and I just got a promotion.
832
00:33:17,948 --> 00:33:20,781
You guys have nothing on me
833
00:33:20,783 --> 00:33:22,750
and I'm pretty sure you've
got nothing on Werner
834
00:33:22,752 --> 00:33:25,153
or you wouldn't be trying
to get me to turn on him.
835
00:33:25,155 --> 00:33:26,454
It was a nice try, guys,
836
00:33:26,456 --> 00:33:28,789
but I'm going to leave
my lawyer's number.
837
00:33:28,791 --> 00:33:31,792
Don't call me again.
838
00:33:34,930 --> 00:33:38,566
So, Brendan Farley
and Werner Platz killed a man
839
00:33:38,568 --> 00:33:40,167
and ground him into sausage...
840
00:33:40,169 --> 00:33:42,236
and not only do
they get to walk free...
841
00:33:42,238 --> 00:33:45,005
They'll both be rich the moment
the shmeat hits the market.
842
00:33:45,007 --> 00:33:47,274
God bless America.
843
00:33:54,389 --> 00:33:55,998
We'll canvass the neighborhood
844
00:33:56,000 --> 00:33:58,433
near the meat shop
again tomorrow.
845
00:33:58,435 --> 00:34:00,602
Perhaps we missed someone
who saw Werner Platz
846
00:34:00,604 --> 00:34:02,303
carrying a body
down the stairs.
847
00:34:02,305 --> 00:34:05,206
The patrolman went
door to door twice.
848
00:34:05,208 --> 00:34:06,940
It's my party.
I'll clean up.
849
00:34:06,942 --> 00:34:09,309
You should rest.
You seem a little tense.
850
00:34:09,311 --> 00:34:11,245
I'm frustrated.
851
00:34:11,247 --> 00:34:13,880
Uh, we found the people
who broke into the Leviathan.
852
00:34:13,882 --> 00:34:15,549
We arrested half
of Le Milieu
853
00:34:15,551 --> 00:34:16,617
to get your brother
off the hook.
854
00:34:16,619 --> 00:34:18,051
We brought down Moriarty.
855
00:34:18,053 --> 00:34:19,753
I mean, these guys
are not criminal geniuses.
856
00:34:19,755 --> 00:34:21,522
They're just a couple of idiots
who killed for money.
857
00:34:21,524 --> 00:34:23,790
Granted, it's not
the perfect crime,
858
00:34:23,792 --> 00:34:26,993
but occasionally, criminals
walk free due to dumb luck.
859
00:34:26,995 --> 00:34:28,995
It's not a... perfect
universe, is it, Watson?
860
00:34:28,997 --> 00:34:30,463
Well, that sounds like
861
00:34:30,465 --> 00:34:32,398
giving up. I mean,
I know no one's quitting.
862
00:34:32,400 --> 00:34:34,734
I-I just hate that these guys
are getting away with it.
863
00:34:34,736 --> 00:34:37,671
We might not be able
to prove our case in court...
864
00:34:37,673 --> 00:34:39,539
but that doesn't mean
we can't punish them.
865
00:34:39,541 --> 00:34:41,707
What, are you gonna whip them
with a cherry Danish?
866
00:34:42,577 --> 00:34:45,344
No, I'm going to use this.
867
00:34:45,346 --> 00:34:46,712
We need to reconvene
868
00:34:46,714 --> 00:34:48,981
the council of rabbis and imams.
869
00:34:55,456 --> 00:34:57,389
Do you seriously think
this is gonna work?
870
00:34:57,391 --> 00:34:59,491
I have no earthly idea.
871
00:34:59,493 --> 00:35:01,493
Morning.
872
00:35:01,495 --> 00:35:02,895
We'd like to see
the coconspirators
873
00:35:02,897 --> 00:35:05,430
in the murder of Joaquin Pereya.
874
00:35:05,432 --> 00:35:06,765
Our lawyers are
on their way here.
875
00:35:06,767 --> 00:35:08,366
I'm gonna do everything I can
876
00:35:08,368 --> 00:35:09,467
to sue you two for harassment.
877
00:35:09,469 --> 00:35:10,936
Gentlemen,
we have unearthed
878
00:35:10,938 --> 00:35:13,638
no new evidence
against you.
879
00:35:13,640 --> 00:35:15,674
Despite our best efforts,
880
00:35:15,676 --> 00:35:16,708
we are unable to prove
881
00:35:16,710 --> 00:35:17,775
that the two of you
882
00:35:17,777 --> 00:35:19,143
murdered Joaquin Pereya.
883
00:35:19,145 --> 00:35:20,812
Then what are you doing here?
884
00:35:20,814 --> 00:35:23,348
We can make a compelling
circumstantial argument
885
00:35:23,350 --> 00:35:24,849
that you are guilty
and we did
886
00:35:24,851 --> 00:35:26,150
last night...
887
00:35:26,152 --> 00:35:27,819
to the Convocation
of Orthodox Rabbis
888
00:35:27,821 --> 00:35:29,420
and the I.C.H.,
889
00:35:29,422 --> 00:35:30,822
their equivalent
in the Muslim faith.
890
00:35:30,824 --> 00:35:32,489
Are you familiar
with those bodies?
891
00:35:32,491 --> 00:35:34,491
They're the ones who will
be deciding whether or not
892
00:35:34,493 --> 00:35:35,827
your shmeat can be sold
893
00:35:35,829 --> 00:35:38,062
to the halal and
kosher communities.
894
00:35:38,064 --> 00:35:40,364
They asked us
to pass on a message.
895
00:35:40,366 --> 00:35:41,966
Murder is not kosher.
896
00:35:41,968 --> 00:35:43,167
Oh? And what is that
897
00:35:43,169 --> 00:35:44,435
supposed to mean?
898
00:35:44,437 --> 00:35:46,069
We demonstrated
to the satisfaction
899
00:35:46,071 --> 00:35:48,505
of various religious
worthies that your shmeat
900
00:35:48,507 --> 00:35:50,708
became eligible
to be pareve
901
00:35:50,710 --> 00:35:52,142
by virtue of foul play.
902
00:35:52,144 --> 00:35:53,944
The imams and the rabbis
have got no intention
903
00:35:53,946 --> 00:35:55,512
of rewarding murder.
904
00:35:55,514 --> 00:35:57,080
They're never gonna
bless you with the labels
905
00:35:57,082 --> 00:35:58,915
that you seek and
they're going to use
906
00:35:58,917 --> 00:36:00,050
their influence
to see to it
907
00:36:00,052 --> 00:36:02,219
that other
certifying bodies
908
00:36:02,221 --> 00:36:03,653
follow their lead.
909
00:36:03,655 --> 00:36:05,722
You can still sell it
in the vegan aisle,
910
00:36:05,724 --> 00:36:07,057
but good luck
staying in business.
911
00:36:08,693 --> 00:36:10,827
So, this is some
kind of retribution.
912
00:36:10,829 --> 00:36:12,929
You are going to rob the world
of our product
913
00:36:12,931 --> 00:36:16,366
because you can't prove
your insane theories.
914
00:36:16,368 --> 00:36:17,868
Maybe your shmeat
will go to market.
915
00:36:17,870 --> 00:36:18,968
Maybe it won't.
916
00:36:18,970 --> 00:36:20,069
The rabbis and imams
917
00:36:20,071 --> 00:36:21,537
have agreed
to change their minds
918
00:36:21,539 --> 00:36:24,474
on one condition:
someone has to be convicted
919
00:36:24,476 --> 00:36:26,242
of Joaquin Pereya's murder.
920
00:36:26,244 --> 00:36:28,278
I don't understand.
921
00:36:28,280 --> 00:36:29,646
But we don't
need you to.
922
00:36:29,648 --> 00:36:32,047
Our appeal is
to Mr. Farley.
923
00:36:32,049 --> 00:36:34,183
He committed
the actual murder.
924
00:36:34,185 --> 00:36:36,152
Ground a corpse
into sausage meat.
925
00:36:36,154 --> 00:36:37,853
All you did was
fake some data.
926
00:36:37,855 --> 00:36:39,155
WATSON:
When we explained that
927
00:36:39,157 --> 00:36:40,956
to our captain,
he called the D.A.
928
00:36:40,958 --> 00:36:42,391
They're willing
to be flexible.
929
00:36:42,393 --> 00:36:43,725
In exchange
for your testimony,
930
00:36:43,727 --> 00:36:45,727
they will arrange a plea
that sees you serve
931
00:36:45,729 --> 00:36:47,296
no jail time.
932
00:36:47,298 --> 00:36:48,497
HOLMES:
He'll be convicted
933
00:36:48,499 --> 00:36:49,765
of Joaquin Pereya's murder.
934
00:36:49,767 --> 00:36:51,133
The shmeat will be, uh,
935
00:36:51,135 --> 00:36:53,201
deemed kosher and halal
936
00:36:53,203 --> 00:36:55,069
and you can participate
in the profits
937
00:36:55,071 --> 00:36:56,405
while he rots in jail.
938
00:36:56,407 --> 00:36:58,106
Brendan, don't listen to them.
939
00:36:58,108 --> 00:37:01,276
For all you know,
they're bluffing.
940
00:37:01,278 --> 00:37:04,780
Or you can remain united
in relative penury.
941
00:37:04,782 --> 00:37:06,348
I mean, you know, he's
really good to his partners.
942
00:37:06,350 --> 00:37:08,649
He skinned the
last one and, uh...
943
00:37:08,651 --> 00:37:10,318
ground him into sausage.
944
00:37:10,320 --> 00:37:11,820
It's your choice,
Mr. Farley.
945
00:37:16,326 --> 00:37:19,727
NEWSWOMAN: Details of a shocking
crime continue to emerge as CEO,
946
00:37:19,729 --> 00:37:22,763
Werner Platz, is arrested for
the murder of Joaquin Pereya,
947
00:37:22,765 --> 00:37:24,598
the chief scientist
at his company.
948
00:37:24,600 --> 00:37:25,933
So, one coconspirator
949
00:37:25,935 --> 00:37:27,568
gets off nearly
Scot-free
950
00:37:27,570 --> 00:37:28,969
in exchange for which the other
951
00:37:28,971 --> 00:37:30,170
is imprisoned for murder.
952
00:37:31,674 --> 00:37:33,140
Satisfactory outcome?
953
00:37:33,142 --> 00:37:35,676
I'll take it.
954
00:37:35,678 --> 00:37:37,678
It's a random universe.
955
00:37:37,680 --> 00:37:38,979
...of the actual murder...
956
00:37:38,981 --> 00:37:40,280
Where are you going?
957
00:37:40,282 --> 00:37:42,316
A meeting.
958
00:37:42,318 --> 00:37:44,818
Will you be following me
to confirm?
959
00:37:44,820 --> 00:37:46,619
Do I need to?
960
00:37:46,621 --> 00:37:49,589
♪ Life is like a storm ♪
961
00:37:49,591 --> 00:37:53,360
♪ When we find out,
it's gone... ♪
962
00:37:55,164 --> 00:38:00,800
If no one else wants to share,
we'll wrap up for tonight.
963
00:38:00,802 --> 00:38:02,469
Okay, then.
964
00:38:02,471 --> 00:38:06,539
Yes. It's nice to see you again.
965
00:38:06,541 --> 00:38:08,375
Please.
966
00:38:08,377 --> 00:38:10,309
Thanks. Uh...
(clears throat)
967
00:38:10,311 --> 00:38:13,012
Hello, my name is Sherlock
and I'm an addict.
968
00:38:13,014 --> 00:38:14,680
ALL:
Hello, Sherlock.
969
00:38:14,682 --> 00:38:16,916
I'm also...
970
00:38:18,186 --> 00:38:20,386
...I'm the cleverest person
in the room.
971
00:38:22,790 --> 00:38:28,194
Now, I'm... I'm so much
cleverer than my peers
972
00:38:28,196 --> 00:38:31,730
that I've come to believe
I feel boredom more acutely
973
00:38:31,732 --> 00:38:33,365
than everybody else...
974
00:38:33,367 --> 00:38:35,734
♪ Would you care at all? ♪
975
00:38:35,736 --> 00:38:39,037
...which leads me
to my recent quandary...
976
00:38:39,039 --> 00:38:42,040
arrogance.
977
00:38:42,042 --> 00:38:45,477
My-my own arrogance,
you know, to be precise.
978
00:38:46,947 --> 00:38:48,613
And the possibility
that that might be
979
00:38:48,615 --> 00:38:51,816
an Achilles' heel
to my recovery.
980
00:38:51,818 --> 00:38:55,420
♪ Would you care at all? ♪
981
00:38:57,838 --> 00:39:04,638
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981
00:39:05,305 --> 00:40:05,484
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