1 00:00:02,933 --> 00:00:05,208 Previously on "Buffy the Vampire Slayer": 2 00:00:05,293 --> 00:00:07,966 - Get away from me. - Wanna point that somewhere else? 3 00:00:08,053 --> 00:00:11,602 You all think I'm an idiot. A short idiot. 4 00:00:12,053 --> 00:00:16,046 Faith switched. I mean, she had some device. She switched our bodies. 5 00:00:16,133 --> 00:00:19,603 - Hi, baby. You miss me? - I did, actually. 6 00:00:20,533 --> 00:00:22,285 I love you. 7 00:00:26,973 --> 00:00:29,362 You slept with her. 8 00:00:29,853 --> 00:00:32,447 I was created to kill. 9 00:00:32,533 --> 00:00:34,808 To extinguish life wherever I find it. 10 00:00:34,893 --> 00:00:36,690 Tell us what to do. 11 00:00:38,000 --> 00:00:44,074 Watch Movies, Series & LiveTV www.flixify.app 12 00:00:47,053 --> 00:00:48,566 Xander! Anya! 13 00:00:48,693 --> 00:00:50,684 Buffy, another one! 14 00:00:55,333 --> 00:00:57,085 Buffy! 15 00:01:01,173 --> 00:01:03,528 - Where's the other one? - Scampered like a bunny. 16 00:01:03,613 --> 00:01:05,604 In there. 17 00:01:20,373 --> 00:01:24,252 I don't care if it is an orgy of death. There's still such a thing as a napkin. 18 00:01:24,333 --> 00:01:27,848 A nest. No biggie. I bet I could do it. I know I could take at least two. 19 00:01:27,933 --> 00:01:32,051 Yes, and we could run for help while the others suck your heart out through your neck. 20 00:01:32,133 --> 00:01:35,603 You're right. It's too many forjust us. You know who we need? 21 00:01:41,973 --> 00:01:43,122 Hi. 22 00:01:44,853 --> 00:01:47,208 We have a problem. 23 00:01:49,613 --> 00:01:51,922 Sounds like you could use my help. 24 00:02:52,053 --> 00:02:54,169 A quick draw's about more than speed. 25 00:02:54,253 --> 00:02:56,847 It's also about pointing a stake the right way. 26 00:02:56,933 --> 00:02:59,049 And there can be splinter issues. 27 00:02:59,133 --> 00:03:01,203 It is a true test of dexterity. 28 00:03:01,293 --> 00:03:04,888 - Can you open this? - No, I tear it and it gets all sloshy. 29 00:03:07,213 --> 00:03:10,011 Thanks for doing this, Jonathan. I wouldn't ask, but... 30 00:03:10,093 --> 00:03:15,087 Hey, don't worry about it. Nest full of vampires, you come get me. OK. 31 00:03:15,173 --> 00:03:18,165 Box full of puppies? That's more of ajudgment call. 32 00:03:18,573 --> 00:03:20,086 Hit me! 33 00:03:20,893 --> 00:03:23,771 You got me. It was very punchy. 34 00:03:23,853 --> 00:03:27,163 Watch out for southpaws, Buff. Don't let 'em surprise you. 35 00:03:27,253 --> 00:03:32,850 Can't find a reference to any rituals. Seems more like a family meal, if you will. 36 00:03:32,933 --> 00:03:35,925 And they say no one needs to have the TV on any more. 37 00:03:36,013 --> 00:03:40,484 Thanks, Rupert. It's good to know we're not walkin' into some unholy feast or other. 38 00:03:40,573 --> 00:03:42,643 Oh, Jonathan. I'm in. 39 00:03:43,773 --> 00:03:45,764 Schematics for the crypt. 40 00:03:45,853 --> 00:03:50,210 Part of the original plan for the cemetery. Sometimes there's a... 41 00:03:50,293 --> 00:03:53,763 Oh, no back way in. Just the one entrance. 42 00:03:53,853 --> 00:03:57,687 Well, maybe we could make it work for us. We could stake out the entrance. 43 00:03:57,773 --> 00:04:01,243 - Maybe use a decoy. Lure 'em out. - Or I bet... 44 00:04:02,693 --> 00:04:07,892 - There! I can get in that way. - Oh, of course! Why didn't I think of that? 45 00:04:07,973 --> 00:04:10,612 I'm sure you would have. 46 00:04:10,693 --> 00:04:13,605 I think we have a plan. 47 00:04:13,693 --> 00:04:17,208 Buffy, you go in first. Let 'em get a look at a slayer. 48 00:04:17,333 --> 00:04:18,925 Xander and... 49 00:04:19,013 --> 00:04:21,846 The Nimzowitsch Defence. Let's see if I remember. 50 00:04:25,293 --> 00:04:28,922 Mate in four. You almost got me that time, Rupert. 51 00:04:29,013 --> 00:04:31,766 Xander, Willow and Anya, you back up Buffy. 52 00:04:32,293 --> 00:04:34,204 I'll be the surprise guest. 53 00:04:34,293 --> 00:04:38,605 Everyone, let's show these fiends that they came to the wrong town. 54 00:04:55,253 --> 00:04:57,813 Buffy, he's getting away! 55 00:05:07,293 --> 00:05:10,126 - I should've gotten that one. - You got two of them. 56 00:05:10,213 --> 00:05:12,249 And that second one was ready for ya. 57 00:05:12,333 --> 00:05:14,528 - You should feel good. - But I let one get by. 58 00:05:14,613 --> 00:05:18,083 Don't worry. You know it only matters that you do your best. 59 00:05:20,413 --> 00:05:23,803 But that's just it. I don't think it was my best. 60 00:05:23,893 --> 00:05:27,124 Hey, Jonathan, over here! A quick photo, please! 61 00:05:27,213 --> 00:05:30,330 - A couple more, a couple more. - OK, guys, that's enough. 62 00:05:30,413 --> 00:05:33,132 I think we did great. We knocked 'em dead. 63 00:05:33,213 --> 00:05:35,204 Which they already were. 64 00:05:35,293 --> 00:05:36,806 We knocked 'em deader. 65 00:05:36,893 --> 00:05:40,772 If they'd all rushed at Buffy, they could've killed her right away. 66 00:05:40,853 --> 00:05:43,208 Thanks. That won't keep me awake. 67 00:05:43,293 --> 00:05:45,807 Vampires only form nests to make hunting easier. 68 00:05:45,893 --> 00:05:47,884 They're not big on the cooperation. 69 00:05:47,973 --> 00:05:51,602 They mostly like to hang out all creepy and alone in the shadows. 70 00:05:51,693 --> 00:05:53,490 Don't you agree, Spike? 71 00:05:58,213 --> 00:06:00,204 Well, well! 72 00:06:00,733 --> 00:06:02,724 The man himself. 73 00:06:05,213 --> 00:06:08,364 - What are you doing here? - I live here. 74 00:06:08,453 --> 00:06:13,322 I wasn't pining for a visit from Wonder Jonathan and his Fluffy Battle Kittens. 75 00:06:13,573 --> 00:06:17,202 Yeah? You think that one up with all the time you're not able to bite people? 76 00:06:17,293 --> 00:06:19,363 Careful. He's still pretty dangerous. 77 00:06:19,453 --> 00:06:22,889 - Yeah, back off, Betty. - It's Buffy, 78 00:06:22,973 --> 00:06:25,043 you big bleached... 79 00:06:25,853 --> 00:06:27,889 stupid guy. 80 00:06:27,973 --> 00:06:32,524 Spike, you're the worst type of scum. 81 00:06:32,613 --> 00:06:35,446 The second you're back to your old tricks, 82 00:06:35,533 --> 00:06:40,243 let's say, before you even sniff out a victim, you'll be pretty indistinguishable from... 83 00:06:40,333 --> 00:06:44,372 Oh, what should we say? Instant soup mix. 84 00:06:47,613 --> 00:06:51,652 Next thing I know, this crazed vamp is, like, running right at me, 85 00:06:51,733 --> 00:06:56,488 and I know that if he gets past me there's no telling who's in danger next. 86 00:06:56,573 --> 00:07:00,122 Come on, you have fun. Admit it. Living the Scooby life. 87 00:07:00,213 --> 00:07:03,762 I was goin' for a kind of stoic bravery, but yeah. 88 00:07:03,853 --> 00:07:07,687 And it was exciting, with the ceiling coming in and everything. 89 00:07:07,893 --> 00:07:09,963 Oh, that's a cute one. 90 00:07:10,573 --> 00:07:14,851 - And Buffy, she was OK? - Oh, she was great! Twang! Poof! 91 00:07:16,333 --> 00:07:20,485 That was the sound: crossbow, vampire dusting... 92 00:07:20,813 --> 00:07:23,373 She was a little cranky that she missed that one vamp. 93 00:07:23,453 --> 00:07:25,364 I kind of meant personally. 94 00:07:25,453 --> 00:07:30,402 That whole thing with Faith. That freaked me out and I was just sensing it from a distance. 95 00:07:30,493 --> 00:07:34,611 Oh, yeah. I know she's not over the whole Riley-sleeping-with-Faith thing. 96 00:07:34,693 --> 00:07:39,642 You know, Faith's insides and Buffy's outsides, when her insides were out. 97 00:07:41,613 --> 00:07:44,173 I hope they'll be OK. 98 00:07:44,253 --> 00:07:48,212 I'm sure it'll blow over. They're probably all with the smoochies right now. 99 00:07:50,053 --> 00:07:54,012 - You must be feeling better. - Yeah. Yeah. 100 00:07:54,853 --> 00:07:59,802 I'm a lot stronger. I mean, I'm no Jonathan, but... I'm doing OK. 101 00:07:59,893 --> 00:08:02,453 Are you? I mean, you're not...? 102 00:08:03,293 --> 00:08:05,249 What? 103 00:08:05,333 --> 00:08:08,325 Eating the Initiative's technicolour food of strongness? 104 00:08:09,533 --> 00:08:14,084 No. They swear they've stopped treating the food, but I'm not takin' the chance. 105 00:08:14,613 --> 00:08:21,246 You know, l, uh, I don't know if that means I'll get weaker or dumber... or smarter. 106 00:08:21,493 --> 00:08:23,848 They're not big with the disclosure, huh? 107 00:08:23,933 --> 00:08:29,053 They still haven't released a profile on Adam. And we're having zero luck trackin' him. 108 00:08:30,893 --> 00:08:34,283 If they'd just put a little trust in me, I know I could get the job done. 109 00:08:34,373 --> 00:08:36,523 I've felt that way my entire life. 110 00:08:54,053 --> 00:08:56,521 You'd think I could do that. 111 00:08:56,613 --> 00:08:59,366 Guess it takes different muscles than demon beheading. 112 00:08:59,453 --> 00:09:01,648 You just need a few pointers. 113 00:09:06,333 --> 00:09:09,450 Now, if slaying was a competitive sport, I'd have a chance. 114 00:09:09,533 --> 00:09:13,367 You know, we could have figure staking and speed staking. I... 115 00:09:15,133 --> 00:09:16,691 Sorry. 116 00:09:16,773 --> 00:09:19,446 This just isn't my game. I gotta... 117 00:09:26,453 --> 00:09:29,126 It's all Faith's fault. She's like poison. 118 00:09:29,653 --> 00:09:32,929 No, worse, she's like acid that eats through everything. 119 00:09:33,733 --> 00:09:36,167 Maybe she's a bomb. 120 00:09:36,253 --> 00:09:40,610 The point is, everything was going along great with Riley, and then... 121 00:09:40,693 --> 00:09:43,082 she comes along and messes everything up. 122 00:09:43,773 --> 00:09:45,764 Buffy, you know what I think? 123 00:09:45,853 --> 00:09:48,731 I don't think this is about you being angry with Faith. 124 00:09:48,813 --> 00:09:51,452 I think you're angry with Riley. 125 00:09:51,533 --> 00:09:53,285 - Riley? - Could you, please? 126 00:09:54,773 --> 00:09:58,448 Sure. I mean, you have this amazing connection with him, 127 00:09:59,893 --> 00:10:04,091 and then at the one moment when it matters the most, he looks into your eyes, 128 00:10:04,173 --> 00:10:07,609 and he doesn't even see that it's not you looking back at him. 129 00:10:11,533 --> 00:10:16,004 There's no way he could know. I mean, you don'tjust look at someone and say: 130 00:10:16,093 --> 00:10:19,244 "That's not your body! Get out of that body with your hands up!" 131 00:10:19,333 --> 00:10:22,370 I know you know that. But you have to believe it. 132 00:10:23,013 --> 00:10:26,892 Buffy, if there's any part of you that's blaming Riley for what happened, 133 00:10:26,973 --> 00:10:30,409 it seems like there's a part of you that needs to forgive him. 134 00:10:30,853 --> 00:10:33,572 You're Jonathan Levinson! Oh, my God! 135 00:10:33,893 --> 00:10:39,331 Oh, my God! My name is Karen and I think you're... you're wonderful! Oh, my God! 136 00:10:39,413 --> 00:10:43,042 Hi, Karen. Thank you. Oh, is that my book? Well, I could... 137 00:10:43,133 --> 00:10:46,443 Yeah, please. I didn't wanna bother you. It's Karen with a K. 138 00:10:54,133 --> 00:10:57,443 Thank you! So much! Thanks! 139 00:10:59,613 --> 00:11:03,049 So what do you think, Buffy? I mean, if I'm wrong, smack me. 140 00:11:03,133 --> 00:11:06,125 Karen with a K will lend you a book, and it's pretty heavy. 141 00:11:09,253 --> 00:11:11,244 Maybe I have been blaming him. 142 00:11:12,253 --> 00:11:14,244 But how do I get past it? 143 00:11:15,013 --> 00:11:18,403 What if it's too late? What if after all this he doesn't want me any more? 144 00:11:18,493 --> 00:11:23,487 He does. It's not gonna be easy, Buffy, but you guys are very special together. 145 00:11:24,133 --> 00:11:26,488 That's worth a little hard work. 146 00:11:28,093 --> 00:11:32,132 But... I'm not even sure if I know how to talk to him any more. 147 00:11:33,133 --> 00:11:35,124 How do I make it OK again? 148 00:11:35,213 --> 00:11:39,206 If you really want it, you can make anything happen. 149 00:11:39,533 --> 00:11:44,527 For those of you who don't already know, my name is Colonel George Haviland. 150 00:11:45,453 --> 00:11:50,083 I'm commanding officer here until such time as the facility review is completed. 151 00:11:50,173 --> 00:11:55,247 This review does not mean our primary mission is changed in any way. 152 00:11:55,333 --> 00:12:00,168 Recovery of the hostile known as Adam is our first and most importantjob. 153 00:12:01,253 --> 00:12:06,771 To this end, I've asked our tactical consultant here to address us today. 154 00:12:07,133 --> 00:12:09,124 Mr Levinson. 155 00:12:12,253 --> 00:12:16,371 - Thank you, Colonel. - It's about time we brought out the big guns. 156 00:12:19,373 --> 00:12:23,571 Men, before we can locate Adam, we need to understand him better. 157 00:12:23,653 --> 00:12:26,804 And there's somethin' that's bothered me almost from the start. 158 00:12:27,133 --> 00:12:29,124 He doesn't eat. 159 00:12:29,693 --> 00:12:33,049 We've known him to kill, but never to eat the kill. 160 00:12:33,133 --> 00:12:36,603 So I pulled some of Professor Walsh's original design schematics, 161 00:12:36,693 --> 00:12:41,130 and I found something. His power source is not biological at all. 162 00:12:42,253 --> 00:12:43,368 It's here. 163 00:12:43,453 --> 00:12:49,403 The design attempts to hide it, but I believe that there's a small reservoir of uranium 235. 164 00:12:49,493 --> 00:12:51,688 Sir, how long will it last? 165 00:12:52,013 --> 00:12:56,962 Essentially forever. It also means that cutting off his head is useless. 166 00:12:57,373 --> 00:13:01,446 Killing Adam means annihilating him completely. 167 00:13:01,933 --> 00:13:03,764 But first we have to find him. 168 00:13:05,013 --> 00:13:07,129 Where are you, Jonathan? 169 00:13:08,093 --> 00:13:10,084 Are you, like, never home? 170 00:13:31,413 --> 00:13:35,247 - I feel terrible. - She's ready to forget it. 171 00:13:35,333 --> 00:13:38,211 - You'd better be ready too. - I don't know, Jonathan. 172 00:13:38,293 --> 00:13:41,683 I mean, I don't know if she'll really ever forget it. 173 00:13:42,613 --> 00:13:45,969 - Every time I try to touch her... - She's scared. 174 00:13:46,053 --> 00:13:49,363 - Scared of me? - Scared of what you're thinking about. 175 00:13:49,453 --> 00:13:54,083 - What do you mean? - She knows that Faith is... experienced. 176 00:13:55,653 --> 00:13:57,848 What are you saying? Experienced? 177 00:13:59,053 --> 00:14:02,204 God! Does she think that... that I'd be comparing? 178 00:14:04,173 --> 00:14:06,846 She knows she's the one I... I care about. 179 00:14:07,053 --> 00:14:10,045 - Have you let her know that? - I think I... 180 00:14:10,133 --> 00:14:12,647 Haven't I? She has to know. 181 00:14:13,973 --> 00:14:16,965 People can't always see what's right in front of them. 182 00:14:22,893 --> 00:14:27,205 I loves the big witch doctor, who stirred a brew for me 183 00:14:27,373 --> 00:14:31,844 I took sips from your sweet lips and now I can't get free 184 00:14:31,933 --> 00:14:34,083 Trapped in a web of love 185 00:14:34,293 --> 00:14:36,568 Trapped in a web of love 186 00:14:36,653 --> 00:14:39,850 - Did not. - Last night. With me. 187 00:14:39,933 --> 00:14:42,970 - You said "Jonathan". - It was a moan! 188 00:14:43,053 --> 00:14:46,170 Fine! You moaned"Jonathan". 189 00:14:46,253 --> 00:14:48,608 It was like, "Ahh-n". 190 00:14:49,013 --> 00:14:53,131 Maybe it was "Ahh-nathan". Still not fluffin' up the old ego. 191 00:14:54,253 --> 00:14:55,891 Quite the couple, aren't they? 192 00:14:55,973 --> 00:14:58,407 They get into a fist fight, I got a 50 on Anya. 193 00:14:58,973 --> 00:15:01,362 I wonder if they'll make it. 194 00:15:15,213 --> 00:15:19,411 Good evening, everyone. I'd like to dedicate this song to some friends of mine. 195 00:15:19,493 --> 00:15:23,725 A very special couple who've been going through a tough time. 196 00:15:24,653 --> 00:15:30,364 When I hear that serenade in blue 197 00:15:30,453 --> 00:15:34,241 I'm somewhere in another world 198 00:15:34,333 --> 00:15:37,245 Alone with you 199 00:15:37,333 --> 00:15:42,532 Sharing all the joys we used to know 200 00:15:42,613 --> 00:15:49,007 Many moons ago 201 00:15:49,093 --> 00:15:54,963 Once again your face comes back to me 202 00:15:55,053 --> 00:15:58,568 Just like the theme of some forgotten 203 00:15:59,453 --> 00:16:01,842 Melody 204 00:16:01,933 --> 00:16:07,087 In the album of my memory 205 00:16:07,173 --> 00:16:10,051 Serenade 206 00:16:10,253 --> 00:16:13,609 In blue 207 00:16:13,693 --> 00:16:16,526 It seems like only yesterday 208 00:16:16,613 --> 00:16:19,605 A small café, a crowded floor 209 00:16:19,693 --> 00:16:22,605 And as we danced the night away 210 00:16:22,693 --> 00:16:25,571 I hear you say forevermore 211 00:16:25,653 --> 00:16:28,645 And then the song became a sigh 212 00:16:28,733 --> 00:16:32,362 Forevermore became goodbye 213 00:16:32,453 --> 00:16:37,686 But you remain in my heart 214 00:16:37,773 --> 00:16:42,244 Tell me, darling, is there still a spark? 215 00:16:42,333 --> 00:16:46,565 - Buffy, I want you to know. - Do we have to have the talk? 216 00:16:46,653 --> 00:16:49,406 No talk. More dance. 217 00:16:49,493 --> 00:16:53,247 I just wanna say I'm sorry. That it's only you that I want. 218 00:16:53,333 --> 00:16:55,324 I know. 219 00:16:56,053 --> 00:16:58,613 - I know all of that. - You do? 220 00:17:00,733 --> 00:17:02,928 Since when? 221 00:17:05,253 --> 00:17:07,448 Since you put your arms around me. 222 00:17:19,613 --> 00:17:22,446 Oh, my God! He's gonna do something off the new album. 223 00:17:31,533 --> 00:17:32,932 Xander. 224 00:17:34,013 --> 00:17:36,049 Let's go and have sex now. 225 00:17:36,133 --> 00:17:38,522 Yeah. OK. 226 00:17:58,573 --> 00:17:59,972 What is it? Are you OK? 227 00:18:03,853 --> 00:18:08,005 Karen! That's your name, isn't it? I signed my book for you. 228 00:18:09,453 --> 00:18:12,809 Tell me what hurt you, Karen. I can help. 229 00:18:14,293 --> 00:18:16,363 Let's get you warmed up. 230 00:18:17,373 --> 00:18:19,364 What's going on? Why are you here? 231 00:18:19,453 --> 00:18:23,241 Mr Levinson, someone on your staff reported a disturbance. 232 00:18:23,333 --> 00:18:26,609 When I realised it was on your property I thought I'd come in person. 233 00:18:26,693 --> 00:18:31,608 - That's all right. I have it under control. - Of course, sir. Glad to see you're all right. 234 00:18:33,013 --> 00:18:35,925 Karen, I know you're scared, 235 00:18:36,013 --> 00:18:38,811 but I need to hear your description again. 236 00:18:38,893 --> 00:18:42,124 It was ugly. Big ugly. 237 00:18:42,213 --> 00:18:47,571 All bent over, sort of, with these huge arms and, like, scabs and stuff. 238 00:18:47,653 --> 00:18:50,167 That must have been very frightening. I'm so sorry. 239 00:18:50,253 --> 00:18:53,086 - Oh, I forgot. It had a mark. - A mark? 240 00:18:53,173 --> 00:18:55,243 On its forehead, like... a symbol. 241 00:19:06,533 --> 00:19:09,411 Oh. This is a clue. 242 00:19:09,613 --> 00:19:11,888 - Jonathan? - I've heard of this. 243 00:19:11,973 --> 00:19:15,170 It's not a demon, just a monster. Not much more than an animal. 244 00:19:15,253 --> 00:19:19,087 It sticks to the woods. It doesn't come near populated areas. 245 00:19:19,173 --> 00:19:22,210 But it did this time. It might again. Maybe we should patrol? 246 00:19:22,293 --> 00:19:25,888 - If you want me to mobilise the squad... - I think Karen simply startled it. 247 00:19:25,973 --> 00:19:29,648 Probably more afraid of you than you were of it. I'll patrol. Don't worry. 248 00:19:29,733 --> 00:19:33,646 I can handle it on my own. Now, let's see about getting Karen a ride home. 249 00:19:47,773 --> 00:19:51,288 I wish you'd get rid of that body. The smell's makin' me hungry. 250 00:19:51,373 --> 00:19:53,933 You wouldn't want it. It had a blood disease. 251 00:19:54,213 --> 00:19:57,649 It didn't know it but it would've been dead within the year. 252 00:19:57,733 --> 00:20:00,452 Humans sense so little of what they carry inside. 253 00:20:01,733 --> 00:20:05,521 All right. Well, you're the Evil Messiah Guy, so... 254 00:20:05,613 --> 00:20:10,243 Oh, hey, there's something new in town. Yeah, attacked a girl, caused a little fuss. 255 00:20:10,973 --> 00:20:12,964 Oh. He was there. 256 00:20:16,173 --> 00:20:20,371 - Jonathan. - Jonathan? Tell me, who is he? 257 00:20:20,853 --> 00:20:23,083 You're jokin', right? 258 00:20:23,173 --> 00:20:26,131 Jonathan is Jonathan. Look! 259 00:20:27,973 --> 00:20:30,089 These are lies. 260 00:20:30,173 --> 00:20:32,368 None of this is real. 261 00:20:32,453 --> 00:20:34,523 The world has been changed. 262 00:20:34,613 --> 00:20:36,649 It's intriguing, but it's wrong. 263 00:20:39,053 --> 00:20:42,807 - Feels OK to me. - You're under his spell, just like the others. 264 00:20:42,893 --> 00:20:47,250 - I seem to be the only one who's not. - Really? And what makes you so special? 265 00:20:47,333 --> 00:20:52,202 I'm aware. I know every molecule of myself and everything around me. 266 00:20:53,413 --> 00:20:58,851 No one - no human, no demon - has ever been as awake and alive as I am. 267 00:21:00,013 --> 00:21:02,288 You are all just shadows. 268 00:21:05,413 --> 00:21:08,644 So, what do you do now? 269 00:21:10,293 --> 00:21:12,284 Hey, you could kill Jonathan! 270 00:21:12,973 --> 00:21:17,171 Well, or... you could try. The guy's like a dynamo of action. 271 00:21:17,253 --> 00:21:19,369 I don't need to do anything. 272 00:21:19,453 --> 00:21:22,047 These magics are unstable, corrosive. 273 00:21:22,573 --> 00:21:24,723 They will inevitably lead to chaos. 274 00:21:25,813 --> 00:21:28,407 And I am interested in chaos. 275 00:21:48,053 --> 00:21:51,489 Jonathan, aren't you coming to bed? 276 00:21:52,213 --> 00:21:54,408 Ja, it's getting late. 277 00:21:55,013 --> 00:21:57,004 Be right there. 278 00:22:05,853 --> 00:22:07,366 I'm glad you're OK. 279 00:22:07,453 --> 00:22:10,968 Everyone in the Bronze was pretty freaked out after you left. 280 00:22:11,053 --> 00:22:13,886 So, I guess you have to go fight this thing, huh? 281 00:22:13,973 --> 00:22:17,602 All the weapons are at Giles's. It shouldn't take too long. 282 00:22:17,693 --> 00:22:21,322 - No go. - Did you just go "no go"? 283 00:22:21,413 --> 00:22:25,292 Jonathan did. He said it was some brainless beastie and that he'd take care of it. 284 00:22:25,533 --> 00:22:27,603 Oh, cool. 285 00:22:27,693 --> 00:22:29,604 I guess. 286 00:22:29,693 --> 00:22:32,332 I don't know, he just... He seemed a little... 287 00:22:33,013 --> 00:22:34,890 scared. 288 00:22:34,973 --> 00:22:38,488 Buffy, this is Jonathan. You know he doesn't get scared. 289 00:22:38,573 --> 00:22:42,725 You talked about it when you gave him the Class Protector Award at the prom. 290 00:22:42,813 --> 00:22:44,485 You're right. 291 00:22:47,093 --> 00:22:50,051 My exit. Willow, I'll see you tomorrow? 292 00:22:52,493 --> 00:22:54,484 OK. 293 00:22:56,613 --> 00:23:00,447 So, saw you and Riley, with the dancing? 294 00:23:02,053 --> 00:23:04,123 That was a great dance. 295 00:23:04,653 --> 00:23:08,282 For the first time, it felt like Faith wasn't there. 296 00:23:08,373 --> 00:23:11,092 Like no one was there but us. 297 00:24:03,493 --> 00:24:05,484 What's going on? 298 00:24:06,333 --> 00:24:08,449 Oh, my God. 299 00:24:08,533 --> 00:24:10,524 She's gonna be OK. 300 00:24:10,933 --> 00:24:12,924 But she's terrified. 301 00:24:13,933 --> 00:24:16,049 What happened? Who did this? 302 00:24:16,133 --> 00:24:19,205 Someone found her in the janitor's closet about an hour ago. 303 00:24:20,133 --> 00:24:24,092 I think she was there all night. She was all alone. 304 00:24:24,173 --> 00:24:26,164 Tara, 305 00:24:27,213 --> 00:24:29,204 what did this? 306 00:24:30,573 --> 00:24:32,643 Big... lumpy... 307 00:24:34,173 --> 00:24:37,210 Had something on its head, like... 308 00:24:37,813 --> 00:24:40,486 like a Greek letter, only not. 309 00:24:51,053 --> 00:24:52,247 This? 310 00:24:53,253 --> 00:24:55,130 Was it this? 311 00:24:56,173 --> 00:24:58,892 Buffy, Jonathan said we were all safe. 312 00:24:59,813 --> 00:25:01,929 Jonathan said it. 313 00:25:16,533 --> 00:25:18,524 Xander's not here. 314 00:25:21,693 --> 00:25:24,890 You're not going away. Why aren't you going away? 315 00:25:25,013 --> 00:25:29,882 Well, I was kind of hoping to look at some of Xander's stuff. 316 00:25:33,373 --> 00:25:37,207 Sure. Come on in. Make yourself at home. 317 00:25:37,533 --> 00:25:39,524 And so on. 318 00:26:00,293 --> 00:26:02,284 Oh, you're still here? 319 00:26:03,093 --> 00:26:05,049 That's nice. 320 00:26:07,053 --> 00:26:08,850 May I ask you something? 321 00:26:10,933 --> 00:26:16,132 Does it ever seem just a little strange that Jonathan is so good at everything? 322 00:26:17,493 --> 00:26:19,370 He's Jonathan. 323 00:26:20,853 --> 00:26:23,765 Hey! I was just at the part where he invents the Internet. 324 00:26:24,693 --> 00:26:28,003 Anya, he fights better than I do. And I'm the Slayer. 325 00:26:28,453 --> 00:26:30,011 The Slayer! 326 00:26:30,093 --> 00:26:32,732 I mean, that's supposed to mean something, right? 327 00:26:36,733 --> 00:26:41,887 Buck up, you. You kill the best. Go, you. Kill, kill. 328 00:26:42,333 --> 00:26:46,087 Actually not needing validation right now, but thank you. 329 00:26:48,733 --> 00:26:51,566 He just seems too perfect. 330 00:26:52,333 --> 00:26:56,292 - I don't know. - So I can have my book back? 331 00:26:56,373 --> 00:26:59,445 Anya, when you were a demon, you granted wishes, right? 332 00:26:59,533 --> 00:27:02,093 Vengeance wishes on ex-boyfriends. 333 00:27:02,173 --> 00:27:07,645 I'd wish he was a dog, or ugly, or in love with President McKinley or something. 334 00:27:07,733 --> 00:27:12,090 But someone could wish the whole world to be different, right? That's possible? 335 00:27:12,173 --> 00:27:14,641 Sure. Alternate realities. 336 00:27:14,733 --> 00:27:17,486 You could have, like, a world without shrimp. 337 00:27:17,573 --> 00:27:20,531 Or with, you know, nothing but shrimp. 338 00:27:20,613 --> 00:27:24,572 You could even make a freaky world where Jonathan's a mouth-breather, 339 00:27:24,653 --> 00:27:28,612 if that's what's blowing up your skirt. Just don't ask me to live there. 340 00:27:29,973 --> 00:27:35,172 Now, if, uh... I can just have my book back, you'll be on your way someplace else? 341 00:27:35,533 --> 00:27:37,524 Here. 342 00:27:39,893 --> 00:27:42,009 I'm just saying it doesn't make any sense. 343 00:27:42,093 --> 00:27:44,926 He starred in The Matrix, but he never left town. 344 00:27:45,013 --> 00:27:48,005 And how did he graduate from med school? He's only 18. 345 00:27:48,173 --> 00:27:50,323 Effective time management? 346 00:27:50,413 --> 00:27:54,372 I'm sorry, Buffy, but I... I just don't understand what you're trying to say. 347 00:27:54,813 --> 00:27:58,692 Yeah, and when is Jonathan gonna get here and start the meeting? 348 00:27:58,773 --> 00:28:01,526 - This is the meeting. - This is the meeting? 349 00:28:01,613 --> 00:28:04,411 Well, I was just kind of... 350 00:28:04,493 --> 00:28:07,769 wondering if maybe anyone else thought that... 351 00:28:08,933 --> 00:28:11,447 Jonathan was kind of too perfect? 352 00:28:12,813 --> 00:28:16,249 No, he's not! He's just perfect enough! 353 00:28:16,333 --> 00:28:19,609 He crushed the Master, blew up a big steak made out of Mayor, 354 00:28:19,693 --> 00:28:23,003 and coached the US women's soccer team to World Cup victory. 355 00:28:23,093 --> 00:28:26,244 - We saw him doin' those things. - But that's just it. 356 00:28:27,213 --> 00:28:30,125 I'm not entirely sure that we can trust our memories. 357 00:28:30,653 --> 00:28:34,612 - Tell them about the alternate universes. - Oh, OK. 358 00:28:34,693 --> 00:28:38,766 Say you really like shrimp a lot. Or we could say you don't like shrimp at all. 359 00:28:38,853 --> 00:28:43,483 - "Blah, I wish there weren't any shrimp." - Stop, you're saying it wrong! 360 00:28:45,053 --> 00:28:47,487 I think that Jonathan may be doing something... 361 00:28:47,573 --> 00:28:52,249 so that he's manipulating the world and we're all, like, his pawns. 362 00:28:52,333 --> 00:28:54,210 Or prawns. 363 00:28:54,293 --> 00:28:57,251 Stop with the shrimp. I am trying to do something here! 364 00:28:58,133 --> 00:29:00,488 Of course, but... 365 00:29:00,573 --> 00:29:03,212 I think you may be a little out of your depth. 366 00:29:03,293 --> 00:29:06,330 - I'm not. - It sounds like nonsense. 367 00:29:08,093 --> 00:29:12,086 But... I'm starting to know this girl pretty well. 368 00:29:12,653 --> 00:29:15,690 And I think she sees things that the rest of us don't. 369 00:29:15,773 --> 00:29:18,810 I think, for once, we should follow her lead. 370 00:29:24,853 --> 00:29:26,923 OK. 371 00:29:28,413 --> 00:29:31,052 I think Jonathan might be ignoring evidence. 372 00:29:32,213 --> 00:29:34,329 I think he might have let Tara get hurt. 373 00:29:34,413 --> 00:29:38,292 - On purpose? - No! No. 374 00:29:39,653 --> 00:29:41,848 How did he ignore evidence? 375 00:29:41,933 --> 00:29:46,165 The monster had a mark on it. Jonathan saw it and he kind of... 376 00:29:48,093 --> 00:29:50,402 - blinked. - He blinked? 377 00:29:50,493 --> 00:29:53,883 The man moistens his eyeballs and we're having a meeting about it. 378 00:29:53,973 --> 00:29:57,602 He knows something about the monster. He was reacting to the mark. 379 00:29:58,013 --> 00:30:00,083 Oh! Wait. I remember something. 380 00:30:00,173 --> 00:30:03,165 Giles, do you have a Jonathan swimsuit calendar? 381 00:30:03,253 --> 00:30:05,130 No. 382 00:30:05,613 --> 00:30:07,843 Yes. 383 00:30:07,933 --> 00:30:09,924 It was a gift. 384 00:30:14,773 --> 00:30:17,128 No. No. 385 00:30:19,453 --> 00:30:21,444 No. 386 00:30:23,533 --> 00:30:25,171 There. 387 00:30:25,373 --> 00:30:26,522 Oh. 388 00:30:26,613 --> 00:30:29,525 Yeah. Pretty darn lickable. 389 00:30:29,613 --> 00:30:32,969 The other kind of "oh". That's it. That's what Tara saw. 390 00:30:33,053 --> 00:30:36,363 Why would Jonathan have the same mark as the monster? 391 00:30:36,453 --> 00:30:39,172 I don't know. But he's definitely keeping... 392 00:30:39,253 --> 00:30:43,087 Is this a private conversation? Or can Mr July sit in? 393 00:30:43,173 --> 00:30:45,641 - Jonathan. - Hi! 394 00:30:45,733 --> 00:30:49,885 Buffy was just saying how you had a monster cut up Willow's friend and... 395 00:30:49,973 --> 00:30:51,247 Buffy? 396 00:30:52,333 --> 00:30:53,527 No. 397 00:30:59,493 --> 00:31:01,927 It's just... the mark. 398 00:31:03,053 --> 00:31:06,648 You said it was safe, and... it wasn't. 399 00:31:08,293 --> 00:31:11,808 I'm sorry, I just don't understand. 400 00:31:13,533 --> 00:31:15,524 Then I'll explain. 401 00:31:20,133 --> 00:31:22,089 Buffy is right. 402 00:31:24,533 --> 00:31:25,568 No. 403 00:31:25,653 --> 00:31:28,929 I do have a history with the creature. The monster. 404 00:31:29,693 --> 00:31:33,572 The problem is, every time I face it my mind becomes sort of confused. 405 00:31:34,173 --> 00:31:39,167 - There's some kind of power it possesses. - Oh! He's like your kryptonite. 406 00:31:39,253 --> 00:31:44,202 Maybe. I just know that it takes all my energy to try and fight the confusion. 407 00:31:45,173 --> 00:31:50,406 That's why I had his mark tattooed on me: so that I wouldn't underestimate it next time. 408 00:31:51,613 --> 00:31:55,288 - This does explain everything. - I knew he wouldn't do anything on purpose. 409 00:31:55,373 --> 00:31:59,366 Me too. And that whole alternate universe thing was too freaky. 410 00:32:01,093 --> 00:32:04,972 Jonathan, let's go after the monster. Right now, you and me. 411 00:32:05,213 --> 00:32:08,603 I'm sure it's left town by now. That's been its pattern. 412 00:32:08,693 --> 00:32:10,684 We can try. 413 00:32:11,093 --> 00:32:13,084 Sure. 414 00:32:13,493 --> 00:32:15,882 Let's do that. 415 00:32:17,613 --> 00:32:19,729 - Goodbye, Jonathan! - Goodbye. 416 00:32:26,973 --> 00:32:29,612 Oh, look. Jonathan. 417 00:32:31,093 --> 00:32:33,482 Taking the little sidekick out for a walk, are we? 418 00:32:33,613 --> 00:32:37,208 - Shut up, Spike. - Ooh! Semi-harsh language from Betty. 419 00:32:38,693 --> 00:32:42,242 You're feisty when the big guy's standing beside you. 420 00:32:44,213 --> 00:32:46,204 Someday, 421 00:32:46,613 --> 00:32:48,763 sweet Slayer, 422 00:32:48,853 --> 00:32:51,492 I would love to take you on. 423 00:32:52,053 --> 00:32:55,363 See you face the evil alone, for once. 424 00:32:58,853 --> 00:33:02,323 That's enough of the creepy small talk. We're looking for a monster. 425 00:33:02,733 --> 00:33:05,884 - Why would I know about that? - Every demon's gunning for you, 426 00:33:06,053 --> 00:33:08,613 so I figure you're keeping good track of 'em. 427 00:33:08,693 --> 00:33:11,127 Big arms, mark on its head. 428 00:33:11,213 --> 00:33:15,809 - Have you seen it? - No. But then again, I'm probably lying. 429 00:33:20,853 --> 00:33:23,048 We're not getting anything outta him. 430 00:33:25,413 --> 00:33:28,132 Hey, what are you doing? You're not supposed to do that! 431 00:33:28,413 --> 00:33:31,849 You're pretty much relying on butcher's blood these days, right? 432 00:33:31,933 --> 00:33:36,609 - What are you saying? - Just that the butchers respect Jonathan. 433 00:33:36,693 --> 00:33:41,244 They do him a favour and you might find yourself getting kinda thirsty. 434 00:33:48,653 --> 00:33:50,644 Look, I don't know much, OK? 435 00:33:51,813 --> 00:33:56,011 Some vampires got kicked out of a cave in the hills behind Brookside Park. 436 00:33:56,653 --> 00:34:00,805 I don't know what did the kicking out, but it was probably pretty big. 437 00:34:02,213 --> 00:34:04,283 That was very good. 438 00:34:05,093 --> 00:34:07,084 Very good. 439 00:34:07,893 --> 00:34:10,361 These spells. These really work? 440 00:34:10,853 --> 00:34:15,324 I mean, can you really turn your enemies inside out? Or... 441 00:34:16,293 --> 00:34:20,081 - learn to excrete gold coins? - That one's not so much fun. 442 00:34:20,173 --> 00:34:24,883 They work, Riley, but they take concentration. Being attuned with the forces of the universe. 443 00:34:24,973 --> 00:34:30,127 Right. You can'tjust go "librum incendere" and expect... 444 00:34:33,093 --> 00:34:36,290 Xander, don't speak Latin in front of the books. 445 00:34:37,093 --> 00:34:42,372 Hey, I found the mark. It's part of an augmentation spell. 446 00:34:42,453 --> 00:34:45,490 Jonathan did an augmentation spell. 447 00:34:46,133 --> 00:34:49,569 What, uh... did he have...? You know. 448 00:34:49,773 --> 00:34:52,367 Him. And how we see him. 449 00:34:52,613 --> 00:34:58,449 This spell turns the sorcerer into a paragon. The best of everything. Everyone's ideal. 450 00:34:59,293 --> 00:35:01,284 But there's a drawback. 451 00:35:01,373 --> 00:35:03,489 - A drawback? - That happens a lot. 452 00:35:03,573 --> 00:35:08,283 In order to balance the new force of good, the spell must create the opposing force of evil. 453 00:35:08,373 --> 00:35:12,491 - The worst of everything. A nightmare. - He created the monster. 454 00:35:12,573 --> 00:35:16,566 So we're saying he did a spell just to make us think he was cool? 455 00:35:17,493 --> 00:35:18,608 Yes. 456 00:35:18,693 --> 00:35:21,048 That is so cool. 457 00:35:21,133 --> 00:35:25,684 Giles, Buffy and Jonathan are going after this nightmare thing. Are they gonna be OK? 458 00:35:25,773 --> 00:35:28,810 It seems the wellbeing of this creature is linked to Jonathan. 459 00:35:28,893 --> 00:35:32,010 If it dies the spell is broken and Jonathan reverts to... 460 00:35:32,493 --> 00:35:34,484 whatever he was before. 461 00:35:35,533 --> 00:35:38,889 Jonathan isn't gonna want Buffy to get very far. 462 00:35:56,613 --> 00:35:59,491 Fall down there and be dead for a while. 463 00:35:59,573 --> 00:36:01,131 Yeah. 464 00:36:02,213 --> 00:36:03,965 Don't want that to happen. 465 00:36:11,573 --> 00:36:14,133 Come on. We've got a monster... 466 00:36:21,653 --> 00:36:23,644 Buffy was right. 467 00:36:24,613 --> 00:36:28,288 - Buffy was right. - It doesn't sound very likely, does it? 468 00:36:28,373 --> 00:36:31,410 So, if this is the world he created, what's the real world like? 469 00:36:31,573 --> 00:36:34,724 I'm scared. Everything's gonna change. 470 00:36:35,173 --> 00:36:40,167 Actually, it'll remain pretty much the same, except Jonathan won't be Jonathan. 471 00:36:40,253 --> 00:36:45,202 - Well, not our Jonathan, anyway. - No! No! No! World without sunshine. 472 00:36:45,293 --> 00:36:47,090 World withoutjoy! 473 00:36:47,173 --> 00:36:49,812 But it only changes back if Buffy kills this thing. 474 00:36:49,893 --> 00:36:54,091 I mean, if she loses, then we could be stuck in this wrong world for ever. 475 00:36:54,173 --> 00:36:58,530 Things looking up. I mean, we're all happy here, right? 476 00:36:58,893 --> 00:37:01,009 You know, if she doesn't get killed? 477 00:37:01,333 --> 00:37:03,483 Giles, can Buffy do it? 478 00:37:04,253 --> 00:37:09,122 I honestly don't know. She's never stood alone against something like this before. 479 00:37:24,173 --> 00:37:26,812 - What do I do? - You'll have to handle this one solo. 480 00:37:26,893 --> 00:37:30,852 - What? But... How? - You'll know. You used to. 481 00:37:30,933 --> 00:37:33,527 And the more you hurt it the more I'll lose my... 482 00:37:33,613 --> 00:37:35,490 What? Lose your... 483 00:37:49,573 --> 00:37:52,087 I remember this. Is good. 484 00:38:32,813 --> 00:38:36,567 - I can't believe we believed it. - It seemed so real. 485 00:38:36,653 --> 00:38:38,644 Well, in that world, it was real. 486 00:38:38,733 --> 00:38:40,849 Alternate realities are neat. 487 00:38:40,933 --> 00:38:45,848 - You know what I'll always remember? - The swimsuit calendar sticks in my mind. 488 00:38:45,933 --> 00:38:47,685 Not in a good way. 489 00:38:47,773 --> 00:38:50,765 I'll always remember the way he made me feel about me. 490 00:38:51,573 --> 00:38:54,963 Valued, respected. Sort of tingly. 491 00:38:55,053 --> 00:38:57,044 Now I'm just... 492 00:38:57,493 --> 00:38:58,721 empty. 493 00:38:58,813 --> 00:39:02,089 Poor Xander. I guess Jonathan hurt you most of all. 494 00:39:03,493 --> 00:39:05,927 Except, of course, after Tara. 495 00:39:06,013 --> 00:39:09,528 Did anyone else feel way too tall? I felt way too tall. 496 00:39:09,973 --> 00:39:13,443 I liked his clothes. He had really cool clothes. 497 00:39:14,133 --> 00:39:18,365 - I don't understand how he got the house. - And who really did star in The Matrix? 498 00:39:18,933 --> 00:39:21,242 Wait. That wasn't real either? 499 00:39:23,213 --> 00:39:25,647 Hi. I wasn't sure you'd come over. 500 00:39:26,613 --> 00:39:31,687 Everyone's mostly forgetting, but... I think some people are kinda angry. 501 00:39:33,213 --> 00:39:34,771 Yeah. 502 00:39:34,853 --> 00:39:37,287 Nobody's even talking to me. 503 00:39:37,373 --> 00:39:39,728 And... the twins moved out. 504 00:39:40,213 --> 00:39:44,570 Why did you do it, anyway? No. I get why. How? 505 00:39:45,133 --> 00:39:49,012 After the thing with the bell tower and the gun, I went to counselling. 506 00:39:49,093 --> 00:39:53,006 You know, other kids with problems, and one of them had this spell. 507 00:39:53,653 --> 00:39:56,121 He glossed right over the monster. 508 00:39:56,653 --> 00:40:01,169 Well, anyway, I just... I just wanted to apologise. 509 00:40:01,813 --> 00:40:04,247 Nobody was supposed to get hurt. 510 00:40:04,333 --> 00:40:09,202 Jonathan, you get why everyone is angry, though, right? It's notjust the monster. 511 00:40:09,293 --> 00:40:12,968 People didn't like being the little actors in your sock-puppet theatre. 512 00:40:13,453 --> 00:40:16,445 You weren't! You weren't socks! 513 00:40:16,973 --> 00:40:18,804 You were friends. 514 00:40:18,893 --> 00:40:24,092 You can't keep trying to make everything work out with some big gesture all at once. 515 00:40:24,573 --> 00:40:28,122 Things are complicated. They take time and work. 516 00:40:30,333 --> 00:40:31,846 Yeah. 517 00:40:32,653 --> 00:40:34,166 Right. 518 00:40:36,253 --> 00:40:40,371 Hey, Buffy. You remember I gave you some advice? 519 00:40:40,733 --> 00:40:44,203 - Watch out for southpaws? - No. About you and Riley. 520 00:40:45,013 --> 00:40:50,326 I mean, things are kinda starting to blur, but this cool thing I said... 521 00:40:51,013 --> 00:40:53,004 that I don't really remember. 522 00:40:53,613 --> 00:40:55,729 I think it's right. 523 00:40:55,813 --> 00:40:59,362 I think it's kind of the same thing you just said to me. 524 00:41:02,253 --> 00:41:04,642 About things taking work. 525 00:41:05,533 --> 00:41:07,922 Yeah. I remember. 526 00:41:08,133 --> 00:41:11,364 Good. Because it's true. 527 00:41:12,653 --> 00:41:17,408 What you have is really complicated, but it's worth it. 528 00:41:19,333 --> 00:41:21,324 I think that's what I said. 529 00:41:36,973 --> 00:41:39,362 I'm glad we talked this all out. 530 00:41:41,173 --> 00:41:43,243 We haven't talked at all. 531 00:41:45,933 --> 00:41:48,970 Well, whatever we're doing, we're doing it great. 532 00:41:56,053 --> 00:41:57,771 Jonathan... 533 00:42:29,053 --> 00:42:30,566 Visiontext Subtitles: Marisa Castle de Joncaire 534 00:42:39,253 --> 00:42:41,244 ENGLISH 535 00:42:42,305 --> 00:43:42,319 Watch Movies, Series & LiveTV www.flixify.app