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Parker Abrams. I'm at Kresky Hall.

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Buffy Summers, Stevenson.

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Previously on "Buffy the Vampire Slayer":

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- Whatare you doing?
- Making a choice.

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- Parker, didl do something wrong?
- Didn'tyou have fun?

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- Is that all it was?
- Well, what else was it supposed to be?

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He's manipulative andshallow.
And why doesn'the wantme?

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Say "hi" to Non-College Guy.

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Not that I mind, but don't non-college guys
usually populate the non-campus?

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Townie, huh? You look so normal.

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- Buffy?
- Parker?

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Stay down.

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Buffy.

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Buffy. I don't know what to say.

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After how I've treated you,
now I owe you my life.

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- It's nothing.
- It's everything. You're everything.

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And I'm gonna do whatever it takes
to get you to forgive me.

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Do you think one day you might?

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No.

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These are the things we want. Simple things.

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Comfort, sex, shelter, food.

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We always want them
and we want them all the time.

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The id doesn't learn, it doesn't grow up.

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It has the ego telling it what it can't have

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and it has the superego
telling it what it shouldn't want.

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But the id works solely
out ofthe pleasure principle. It wants.

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Whatever social skills we have,
however much we've evolved,

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- the pleasure principle works in all of us.
- Really?

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So, how does this conflict
with the ego manifest itself in the psyche?

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What do we do when
we can't have what we want?

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Buffy, I don't know what to say.

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After how I've treated you,
and now I owe you my life.

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Can you ever forgive me?

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Rough day?

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Come on, Buff, be a lonely drunk.

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- Rough day?
- Stop flicking at me.

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Work with me here. I'm finally
an essential part ofyour collegey life.

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No more looking down on the townie.

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I'm the new bartender over at the pub.
Got my lighter, my rag, my empathy face.

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- Aren't you too young to be a bartender?
- Au contraire, mon frère.

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- "Mon frère" means "brother".
- Mon girl frère. Behold.

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I don't believe
this is entirely on the up and up.

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- What gives it away?
- Looking at it.

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Well, no one's gonna see it anyway.
Now I'm the bartender. I kick people out.

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You know there's more to it
than wiping and kicking?

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Mixing drinks, for instance?

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I've seen Cocktail.
I can do the hippy hippy shake.

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Even if I had a pretend cigarette,
I couldn't tell you my pretend problems.

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Real ones have clogged up my head space.

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Then unload 'em right here, baby.

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Rough day? You wanna talk about it?

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- Shutting up now.
- I'm pregnant by my stepbrother,

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who'd rather be with my best friend,
and he's left me with no place to live,

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no food - except for this bottle
ofWild Turkey which I drank all up.

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That was me being tanked
and friendless for ya.

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- Gets my Oscar nod.
- You know what? It's class time.

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- Are you gonna come by tonight, to the pub?
- Oz. Bronze. Date.

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You know, maybe...
maybe he's just having trouble dealing.

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I mean, don't guys sometimes
keep the girls they really, really like

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inside these deep little brain-fantasy
bubbles where everything's perfect?

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- I mean, they do that, right?
- How's the fugue state coming along?

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- Parker.
- Maybe I'm in his bubble,

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and pretty soon, he'll realise
that he wants more than just Bubble Buffy

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and he'll pop me out
and we'll go to dinner and...

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It could happen, right?

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Buffy, that is my best friend,
you need to think about not-Parker.

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He's no good. There are men, better men,
wherein the mind is stronger than the penis.

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Nothing can defeat the penis.

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Too loud and very unseemly.

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I mean, I'm sorry to be so coarse,
but I feel strongly about stinky Parker man.

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He can be really sweet.

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I think that he has intimacy problems
because ofthe death of his father.

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Not interested. You got troubles,
tell 'em to the bartender.

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The bartender's always ready to listen.

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- What? What?
- For the last time, a pitcher of beer.

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OK. And you had a rum and Coke,
and you had a Poker's Light.

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And a vodka on the rocks.
And a water. Is that right?

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- Do I have to write it down?
- A cold ale.

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- A glass of iced water.
- A lager, a white wine

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- and a daiquiri.
- A simple request.

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Iced water. Do you want that on the rocks?

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- Oh, Riley. So sorry.
- It's OK. You know, most people go around.

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I'm not saying you can't tunnel through me,
but the other way is quicker.

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In my defence, you do take up a lot of space.

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I do. I'm ungainly.

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You looking for someone?

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I just saw Parker over there.

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Right. Parker and his latest conquest. That
boy should have his attention span checked.

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He's kind of a girl chaser, huh?

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Sets 'em up and knocks 'em down.

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Maybe I'm old-fashioned, but my father
says ifyou wanna be a gentleman, you...

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don't even care what my father says.

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I'm sorry. What?

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Forget about it. You know, I've got some
people waiting. I'll see you in class, right?

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- Rough day?
- No, it's been super.

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We accepted Melody's pledge and
made her a sister of Beta Delta Gamma.

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And our pins arrived today.
I designed it myself.

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You are so sharp.

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Hey, Paula. You keeping
this fine bartender from his duty?

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- A man's gotta make a living.
- It's all right.

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So the guys and l, we're celebrating...

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I said it's all right. I'm due for a break.

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So what were you discussing?
Maybe we can all join.

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- Be nice.
- What?

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- Forget it.
- No, no. I rudely interrupted.

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It sounds like the two ofyou were having
quite the meeting of minds.

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Debating the geopolitical ramifications
of bioengineering? You have a take on that?

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I've got beer. You want some beer?

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Yeah. A pitcher of Black Frost.

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I think we have a perfect venue here
for conducting a little sociometry.

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A bipolar continuum
of attraction and rejection.

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Now, given your socioeconomic statuses,
I foresee a B rejects A dyad.

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I'm sorry, let me clarify.

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You see, we are the future ofthis country
and you keep the bowl of peanuts full.

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We are what these girls want.
And four glasses.

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How's about I see some ID?
You're not getting a drop until...

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Just give him a beer.

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Thanks.

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Buffy?

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Rough day?

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Wanna tell me about it?

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It's just Parker's problem with intimacy
turns out to be that he can't get enough of it.

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And I knew it. I knew what he was.

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If he were tied and gagged and left in a cave
that vampires happen to frequent,

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it wouldn't really be like I killed him, really.

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- Buffy.
- I'm a slut.

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- No.
- Idiot.

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No. You gotta stop being so hard on...

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Sorry. So sorry.

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I'm better. This has helped.

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Do not go anywhere.

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I am so sorry. I just...
I seem to be bumping into people today.

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I can't imagine anybody minding.

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You're not thinking of leaving, are you?

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We have a very strict policy against you
leaving. At least until you've had a drink.

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Yeah. What my friend's just saying is,
you shouldn't be sad and alone right now.

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I mean, you're a very beautiful girl
who should be covered with men.

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And could we be those men?

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It's on us.

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Hey. You got a table.

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- I had to kill a man.
- Well, it's a really good table.

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I copied out my notes for psych
since you were so elsewhere this morning.

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- Thanks.
- It's really pretty simple stuff. You know...

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- What's the matter?
- I don't know.

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I feel...

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It's nothing.

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We could go back to your place.
I could make you soup.

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No. That's OK, I'm fine. Thanks.

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Do you know her?

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Veruca? No. I know their drummer.
He's cool. I've never heard them play.

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Chug, chug, chug, chug,
chug, chug, chug, chug, chug.

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What modern-day pundits fail to realise

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is all the socioeconomic and psychological
problems inherent in modern society

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can be solved by the judicious
application ofway too much beer.

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Black Frost is the only beer.

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My mother always said beer is evil.

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Evil, good. These are moral absolutes

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that predate the fermentation
of malt and fine hops.

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See...

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- Wait, where was l?
- I'm really not sure.

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- Well, Thomas Aquinas...
- No.

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- There will be no Thomas Aquinas here.
- Keep your theology of Providence, fat boy.

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- I was just drawing a parallel...
- Beer.

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Had morality developed under the influence
of beer, there would be no good or evil.

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There would be "kinda nice"
and "pretty cool".

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Everything would be different.

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- You guys love to hear yourselves speak.
- We're losing her, guys.

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- Be interesting.
- Tell us about yourself.

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- Yeah. What do you like?
- Well, I don't hate this, for a start.

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Yep.

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"My name's Veruca. I'm in a band."

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"I'm Oz. I'm in a band, too."

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"And this is Willow."

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"How fun. A groupie."

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Groupie.

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Buff, have you heard ofthis Veruca chick?
Dresses like Faith, voice like an albatross.

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TV is a good thing. Bright colours. Music.

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Tiny little people.

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What have you done with Buffy?

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I'm suffering the afterness
of a bad night of badness.

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You didn't? Not with Parker again?

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No, with four really smart guys.

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Four?

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Buffy, are you OK?

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I mean, do you wanna talk about it?

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I went to see Xander.

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Then I saw Parker.

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Then came beer.

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And then group sex?

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Gutterface. No.

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Just lots and lots of beer.

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It's nice. Foamy.

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Comforting.

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It's beer.

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Drowning your troubles
over Parker. Mind-Frying Man.

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He deserves a torturous
and slow death by spider bites.

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Well, for today we'll just have
to throw spitballs at his neck in class.

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OK.

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But getting dressed would be fun, too.

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Next class, we'll move on
to personality types and disorders.

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For those ofyou who have
done the reading, you already know...

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- Yes?
- She read the reading.

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Well then, she'll have
some time on her hands.

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As I was saying, we won't
be able to cover it all in class.

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But that doesn't mean it isn't worth
knowing, or that it won't be on the midterm.

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Now, if I've been unclear
in any way, speak now.

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- Buffy.
- Now, before you go

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- get the worksheet from the TA.
- Buffy, are you OK?

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- Based on that, choose three essay titles...
- Sure. Why wouldn't I be?

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It's good. Mm, good. Enough.

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No. More is good.

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Yeah. Foamy.

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You should come to our class
on big thinking. It's good.

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Yeah.

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Boy, I'm having the worst day.

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You got a light?

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- I like girls.
- You stupid.

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- No, you stupid.
- No, you stupid.

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Smelly head.

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Willow. Hey.

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- I tried calling.
- Yeah, I've been at the library.

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- How are you feeling?
- What do you mean?

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- Well, you weren't in class. Again.
- Band was practising.

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- Hey, Shy's playing again tonight.
- Shy?

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Yeah, Veruca's band.
And they asked me to sit in with them.

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- It would be kinda cool ifyou were there.
- Two Veruca shows in two nights?

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Are you sure you wanna share your groupie?

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I think I'm just gonna study,
cos ofthe fun.

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Yeah, I guess I could see how
it'd be dull for ya.

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See ya.

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Yeah.

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You stupid.

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00:20:18,533 --> 00:20:21,093
No, you stupid.

235
00:20:21,173 --> 00:20:23,164
No, you.

236
00:20:30,093 --> 00:20:32,084
You.

237
00:20:47,253 --> 00:20:49,244
It sings.

238
00:20:50,413 --> 00:20:53,530
- Like it.
- It's time to go home, Buffy.

239
00:20:54,493 --> 00:20:57,451
Want more singing. Want more beer.

240
00:20:57,533 --> 00:20:59,524
No, I've cut you off.

241
00:21:00,493 --> 00:21:02,484
Did it hurt?

242
00:21:02,573 --> 00:21:04,564
Out you go.

243
00:21:05,613 --> 00:21:08,571
Want beer. Like beer. Beer good.

244
00:21:08,653 --> 00:21:12,532
Beer bad. Bad, bad beer.

245
00:21:12,613 --> 00:21:17,607
What the hell am I saying?
Buffy, go home and go to bed.

246
00:21:19,133 --> 00:21:21,727
- Say "bye".
- Bye.

247
00:21:23,533 --> 00:21:25,524
Bye.

248
00:21:34,693 --> 00:21:36,684
Where girl go?

249
00:21:59,733 --> 00:22:01,724
Hey.

250
00:22:03,333 --> 00:22:05,528
- Did you want something?
- Yes.

251
00:22:05,613 --> 00:22:11,085
I want to give you a piece of my mind.
I'm tired ofyou men and your man-ness.

252
00:22:11,853 --> 00:22:17,769
Buffy's really hurting right now.
In fact, she's in need of a big mental tidy.

253
00:22:18,733 --> 00:22:20,963
Parker, how could you do this to her?

254
00:22:22,493 --> 00:22:27,567
- I don't get what you mean. What did I do?
- She shared something intimate with you.

255
00:22:27,653 --> 00:22:32,602
And you act like it's nothing more
than a bag of some kind of sack food.

256
00:22:34,013 --> 00:22:40,009
Willow, I'm not sure I need to explain my
actions here, but ifthat's what you want...

257
00:22:40,093 --> 00:22:44,006
Yes, followed by an admission
of undeniable guilt. But go on.

258
00:22:49,013 --> 00:22:52,972
Some relationships centre
on a deep emotional tie.

259
00:22:53,053 --> 00:22:55,726
Or a loyal friendship. Or something.

260
00:22:55,813 --> 00:22:59,442
But most are just two people
passing through life,

261
00:22:59,533 --> 00:23:02,889
enriching or aggravating
each other's lives briefly.

262
00:23:03,773 --> 00:23:05,889
Go on.

263
00:23:07,013 --> 00:23:11,052
Just for one night,
can't two people who feel an attraction

264
00:23:11,133 --> 00:23:14,205
come together
and create something wonderful?

265
00:23:14,293 --> 00:23:16,682
Then go back to their lives,
better for it,

266
00:23:16,773 --> 00:23:21,369
but never overanalysing it
or wanting it to be more than it was?

267
00:23:23,933 --> 00:23:26,447
I have. She should too.

268
00:23:29,053 --> 00:23:37,768
People like Buffy, and me, assume that
intimacy means friendship and respect.

269
00:23:38,493 --> 00:23:42,486
People shouldn't have to ask first: "Are you
gonna be eyeing other prospects tomorrow?"

270
00:23:42,573 --> 00:23:45,724
People shouldn't have
to preface casual sex with:

271
00:23:46,173 --> 00:23:50,132
"Just so you know,
I'll never grow any older with you."

272
00:23:53,053 --> 00:23:55,248
It takes the fire out of it.

273
00:23:59,333 --> 00:24:01,244
Maybe.

274
00:24:03,293 --> 00:24:08,845
Willow, I don't regret what happened.
Or what we did.

275
00:24:09,973 --> 00:24:15,331
But I am sorry that Buffy's hurting, and if I
misled her, I'm sorry for that. I didn't mean to.

276
00:24:17,973 --> 00:24:21,522
I'm impressed that
you care so much about her.

277
00:24:24,173 --> 00:24:25,811
You're a good friend.

278
00:24:36,053 --> 00:24:38,886
All right, time to pay up and go home, guys.

279
00:24:54,573 --> 00:24:59,442
Let's see, I'll take this one and this one.

280
00:25:00,013 --> 00:25:03,801
And, you know, I've always had
a problem calculating the tip.

281
00:25:03,893 --> 00:25:07,522
You guys being so dapper of brain,
maybe you can help me out.

282
00:25:10,173 --> 00:25:14,246
OK, great. See, ifyour bill comes to $38

283
00:25:14,333 --> 00:25:19,691
and generally people tip what,
approximately 30%?

284
00:25:19,773 --> 00:25:21,764
That makes your tip what?

285
00:25:27,653 --> 00:25:30,121
You are so smart.

286
00:25:30,653 --> 00:25:32,644
This is so the right amount.

287
00:25:34,013 --> 00:25:36,925
Somebody didn't have their fibre today.

288
00:25:39,893 --> 00:25:42,123
Are you all right in there?

289
00:25:44,573 --> 00:25:46,689
Buddy?

290
00:26:01,173 --> 00:26:03,482
- Oh, God.
- Let's get outta here.

291
00:26:36,533 --> 00:26:37,852
Easy. We're cool.

292
00:26:42,573 --> 00:26:44,529
Help. Oh, God.

293
00:26:50,573 --> 00:26:52,882
Fire bad.

294
00:26:52,973 --> 00:26:54,691
Fire... fire pretty.

295
00:26:54,773 --> 00:26:57,003
Fire angry.

296
00:27:03,173 --> 00:27:05,812
Jack? Jack?

297
00:27:05,893 --> 00:27:08,612
We got a problem. The guys, they...

298
00:27:09,133 --> 00:27:13,411
They're... Some ofyour patrons
are turning into cavemen.

299
00:27:13,493 --> 00:27:16,291
They had it coming.

300
00:27:58,373 --> 00:28:01,843
I've been taking abuse
from snot-nosed kids for 20 years.

301
00:28:01,933 --> 00:28:06,882
They're always in here with their snotty
attitudes, drinking their fruity microbrews,

302
00:28:06,973 --> 00:28:09,965
spouting some philosophy
like it means a damn thing.

303
00:28:10,053 --> 00:28:12,772
- Thinking they're different than us.
- They are now.

304
00:28:12,853 --> 00:28:16,607
They ain't. That's the great thing about beer.
It makes all men the same.

305
00:28:16,693 --> 00:28:19,765
Why are we talking about beer?
The guys are...

306
00:28:22,213 --> 00:28:23,532
The beer.

307
00:28:23,613 --> 00:28:26,571
Neat, huh? My brother-in-law's a warlock.
He showed me how.

308
00:28:26,653 --> 00:28:30,282
No. No neat. I served them that beer.

309
00:28:30,373 --> 00:28:32,364
I served Buffy that beer.

310
00:28:33,613 --> 00:28:37,606
How much beer does a person need to
consume before they start questing for fire?

311
00:28:37,693 --> 00:28:39,729
Relax. It'll wear off in a day or so.

312
00:28:39,813 --> 00:28:42,043
In a day or so someone can get killed.

313
00:28:44,973 --> 00:28:47,203
You're a bad, bad man.

314
00:29:16,053 --> 00:29:19,284
I didn't see him. Is he OK?

315
00:29:46,293 --> 00:29:50,206
- I cut her off. She didn't drink as much.
- I can't believe you served Buffy that beer.

316
00:29:50,293 --> 00:29:52,602
- I didn't know it was evil.
- You knew it was beer.

317
00:29:52,693 --> 00:29:56,368
Excuse me, Mr "I spent the '60s in
an electric Kool-Aid funky Satan groove".

318
00:29:56,453 --> 00:29:58,444
Early '70s, and you should know better.

319
00:29:58,533 --> 00:30:03,049
I'm not the dad of her. Buffy's a grown-up.
She's intelligent enough to...

320
00:30:17,653 --> 00:30:19,769
Parker bad.

321
00:30:20,133 --> 00:30:25,002
I don't mean this in a bragging way,
but I do get to know a lot ofwomen.

322
00:30:26,293 --> 00:30:29,012
Well, getting to know people is good.

323
00:30:30,973 --> 00:30:35,251
But I haven't found "the one" yet.

324
00:30:35,333 --> 00:30:40,043
I've yet to find a girl that
I can just, you know, sit with,

325
00:30:40,133 --> 00:30:44,172
feeling totally at ease,
spewing whatever's on my mind.

326
00:30:44,253 --> 00:30:46,767
Or even sit with comfortably in silence.

327
00:30:48,213 --> 00:30:52,047
Willow, can I tell you
something kind of private?

328
00:30:53,333 --> 00:30:57,485
OK. I mean, I feel you've
shown me a perspective

329
00:30:57,573 --> 00:31:02,488
I hadn't really thought much about before.

330
00:31:02,573 --> 00:31:04,882
What is it you wanted to tell me?

331
00:31:05,573 --> 00:31:07,564
Just... that...

332
00:31:09,613 --> 00:31:13,526
I've enjoyed talking with you -
here, tonight.

333
00:31:14,813 --> 00:31:18,044
Me, too. I mean, with you.

334
00:31:19,813 --> 00:31:23,692
You know,
I'm wondering something. About you.

335
00:31:24,733 --> 00:31:26,803
What?

336
00:31:26,893 --> 00:31:29,123
Just how gullible do you think I am?

337
00:31:29,733 --> 00:31:33,248
I mean, with your gentle eyes
and your shy smile

338
00:31:33,333 --> 00:31:36,405
and your ability to talk openly only to me?

339
00:31:36,733 --> 00:31:40,442
- You're unbelievable.
- What?

340
00:31:40,533 --> 00:31:45,812
This isn't sharing. This isn't connecting.
It's the pleasure principle.

341
00:31:45,893 --> 00:31:48,282
That's right, I got your number, ld Boy.

342
00:31:48,693 --> 00:31:52,208
All you're thinking about is how
long before you can jump on my bones.

343
00:31:52,293 --> 00:31:56,206
- Look, ifyou think that I'm...
- I mean, you men. It's all about the sex.

344
00:31:56,293 --> 00:32:01,162
You find a woman, drag her to your den, do
whatever's necessary as long as you get sex.

345
00:32:01,253 --> 00:32:04,086
Men haven't changed since the dawn oftime.

346
00:32:08,613 --> 00:32:10,683
See?

347
00:32:20,213 --> 00:32:22,602
Fascinating, really.

348
00:32:37,413 --> 00:32:39,608
Want people.

349
00:32:39,693 --> 00:32:41,684
Where people go?

350
00:32:41,773 --> 00:32:44,082
The TV is off.

351
00:32:44,893 --> 00:32:48,522
Want. Want people.

352
00:32:48,613 --> 00:32:53,687
She doesn't appear to be in any immediate
danger. Maybe you should stay with her.

353
00:32:56,133 --> 00:32:58,601
Boy smell nice.

354
00:32:58,693 --> 00:33:00,968
Or perhaps she should be left alone.

355
00:33:01,053 --> 00:33:04,728
Yeah, I think we need to track down
the fun boys somewhat pronto.

356
00:33:04,813 --> 00:33:08,522
- Jack said the effects ofthe beer wear off.
- Beer?

357
00:33:08,613 --> 00:33:12,049
- Buffy want beer.
- No. You can't have beer.

358
00:33:18,493 --> 00:33:21,530
Want beer.

359
00:33:21,613 --> 00:33:24,002
Giles, don't make Cave Slayer unhappy.

360
00:33:26,173 --> 00:33:29,404
- Buffy strong.
- Yes, Buffy strong.

361
00:33:29,493 --> 00:33:32,405
- Buffy get beer.
- Buffy get...

362
00:33:34,693 --> 00:33:37,685
- Giles.
- I'm fine. Just get her.

363
00:33:41,733 --> 00:33:43,724
Which way?

364
00:33:43,813 --> 00:33:46,566
Check down there. Find her
before someone gets hurt.

365
00:34:03,093 --> 00:34:05,084
Woman.

366
00:34:06,293 --> 00:34:08,284
Man.

367
00:34:10,853 --> 00:34:12,844
Woman.

368
00:34:49,973 --> 00:34:51,964
Buffy.

369
00:35:00,293 --> 00:35:02,682
Can't find the beer. Good.

370
00:35:02,773 --> 00:35:07,483
Freshman girl not able to hold the beer.
Shouldn't have it. Get into trouble.

371
00:35:09,213 --> 00:35:10,931
We're good.

372
00:35:11,013 --> 00:35:14,926
Remember the boy? Boy smell nice, yeah?

373
00:35:15,013 --> 00:35:17,481
Is there any part of Buffy still in there?

374
00:35:24,693 --> 00:35:26,684
Oh, no.

375
00:35:27,533 --> 00:35:30,001
Fire bad.

376
00:37:08,373 --> 00:37:11,092
Buffy?

377
00:37:18,693 --> 00:37:20,046
Where the hell's Giles?

378
00:37:20,133 --> 00:37:26,732
Blonde. About this tall.
She walks with a sort of a sideways limp.

379
00:37:31,093 --> 00:37:33,129
Bad. Bad.

380
00:38:18,893 --> 00:38:20,884
Buffy?

381
00:38:25,573 --> 00:38:27,564
Stay.

382
00:38:30,973 --> 00:38:33,726
- Are you all right?
- Buffy's still in there.

383
00:38:49,493 --> 00:38:51,882
Oh, God.

384
00:38:54,053 --> 00:38:55,566
Oh, God.

385
00:38:55,653 --> 00:38:58,292
Help me. I can't breathe.

386
00:39:03,133 --> 00:39:05,522
Buffy. What do we do? Oh, God.

387
00:39:27,973 --> 00:39:30,168
Did you guys have enough fun for one night?

388
00:39:30,253 --> 00:39:32,721
Yes. Please...

389
00:39:32,813 --> 00:39:34,371
Buffy tired.

390
00:39:34,453 --> 00:39:38,332
And was there a lesson in all this, huh?
What did we learn about beer?

391
00:39:38,413 --> 00:39:41,485
- Foamy.
- Good. Just as long as that's clear.

392
00:39:42,013 --> 00:39:46,006
Anyways, I think the boys in the car
are contained for the time being.

393
00:39:46,093 --> 00:39:51,611
It'll give 'em time to ponder the geopolitical
ramifications of being mean to me.

394
00:39:57,653 --> 00:40:01,328
- Whose van is that?
- I don't know. It wasn't locked.

395
00:40:09,853 --> 00:40:11,650
Buffy.

396
00:40:13,373 --> 00:40:16,251
Buffy, I don't know how to say this.

397
00:40:18,133 --> 00:40:24,129
I'm sorry for how I treated you before.
It was wrong of me and I'm sorry.

398
00:40:25,933 --> 00:40:28,083
You were great tonight, really.

399
00:40:29,133 --> 00:40:34,526
I may not deserve this,
but do you think you could forgive me?

400
00:41:03,293 --> 00:41:07,286
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