1 00:00:07,613 --> 00:00:08,966 Anything? 2 00:00:09,053 --> 00:00:14,411 Ah! "Introduction to the Modern Novel. A survey study of 20th-century novelists." 3 00:00:14,493 --> 00:00:19,442 - "Open to freshmen." You might like that. - "Introduction to the Modern Novel"? 4 00:00:19,533 --> 00:00:22,730 I'm guessing I'd probably have to read the modern novel. 5 00:00:23,613 --> 00:00:25,285 Maybe more than one. 6 00:00:25,373 --> 00:00:30,049 I like books. I just don't wanna take on too much. 7 00:00:31,213 --> 00:00:34,205 Do they have an "Introduction to the Modern Blurb"? 8 00:00:34,773 --> 00:00:37,128 - Oh! "Short Story"! - Well, that's good. 9 00:00:37,213 --> 00:00:41,001 - Oh, no. It conflicts with psych. - Maybe I shouldn't take psych. 10 00:00:41,773 --> 00:00:45,652 You gotta. It's fun, and you can use it as your science requirement. 11 00:00:45,733 --> 00:00:50,329 Anyway, Professor Walsh is supposed to be great. She's, like, world-renowned. 12 00:00:50,933 --> 00:00:53,493 How do you get to be renowned? 13 00:00:53,573 --> 00:00:56,485 I mean, like, do you have to be "nowned" first? 14 00:00:56,573 --> 00:00:59,929 Yes. First there's the painful nowning process. 15 00:01:00,013 --> 00:01:02,573 Wait! "Images of Pop Culture." 16 00:01:02,853 --> 00:01:08,450 This is good. They watch movies, TV shows, even commercials. 17 00:01:08,533 --> 00:01:10,171 For credit? 18 00:01:10,253 --> 00:01:13,928 - Isn't college cool? - How did I miss that one? 19 00:01:14,013 --> 00:01:17,972 Well, you did sort of wait till the last minute with your course selection. 20 00:01:19,053 --> 00:01:22,489 Sorry, Miss l-Chose-My-Major-in-Playgroup. 21 00:01:23,333 --> 00:01:28,851 That's an exaggeration. I just, you know, think it's good to be prepared. 22 00:01:29,533 --> 00:01:31,524 Don't wanna be caught unawares. 23 00:01:32,053 --> 00:01:35,841 I've been busy! It's been a very slay-heavy summer. 24 00:01:36,533 --> 00:01:40,765 I just haven't had a whole lot of time to think about life at UC Sunnydale. 25 00:01:41,453 --> 00:01:44,923 - It's exciting, though, isn't it? - Yeah! 26 00:01:45,533 --> 00:01:49,606 - It's gonna be an adjustment. - Yeah, it's, like, five miles away. 27 00:01:49,693 --> 00:01:51,684 It's uncharted territory. 28 00:01:52,373 --> 00:01:54,887 Giles said I have to be Secret Identity Gal again. 29 00:01:54,973 --> 00:01:58,249 - That makes sense. - It's gonna be tough, though. 30 00:01:58,333 --> 00:02:00,847 - With a roommate. - Yeah. 31 00:02:00,933 --> 00:02:03,527 I'm psyched about college. Definitely. 32 00:02:04,453 --> 00:02:08,765 I just need to figure out how it's gonna work with my extracurricular activities. 33 00:02:08,853 --> 00:02:11,447 I just can't let it take the edge off my slaying. 34 00:02:12,613 --> 00:02:14,604 I gotta stay sharp. 35 00:02:16,933 --> 00:02:19,128 Is this guy ever gonna wake up? 36 00:02:21,000 --> 00:02:27,074 Watch Movies, Series & LiveTV www.flixify.app 37 00:03:24,773 --> 00:03:26,923 Sometimes 38 00:03:27,013 --> 00:03:29,208 At the back of my mind 39 00:03:30,853 --> 00:03:34,687 Freshmen! We're doing this by folder colour! 40 00:03:35,053 --> 00:03:39,251 If you're not holding on to a yellow folder, you're in the wrong group. 41 00:03:39,333 --> 00:03:41,528 You belong up by Weisman Hall. 42 00:03:44,773 --> 00:03:48,448 They gotta hear us! We're not gonna take it! 43 00:03:50,453 --> 00:03:52,683 - What do we want? - Booze! 44 00:03:52,773 --> 00:03:55,367 - When do we want it? - Now! 45 00:04:07,133 --> 00:04:10,682 Rally tomorrow night. Let the administration know how we feel. 46 00:04:10,773 --> 00:04:12,365 Right. 47 00:04:12,453 --> 00:04:15,411 Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your personal saviour? 48 00:04:15,493 --> 00:04:17,961 I meant to, and then I just got really busy. 49 00:04:18,693 --> 00:04:22,288 Party Thursday at Alpha Delt. Free Jell-O shots for freshmen women. 50 00:04:22,373 --> 00:04:25,365 Do you guys know where... Weisman Hall is? 51 00:04:31,293 --> 00:04:34,683 - Buffy! Hey! - Oh, boy, am I glad to see you! 52 00:04:34,773 --> 00:04:37,367 Isn't this cool? There's so much going on. 53 00:04:37,453 --> 00:04:40,286 Yeah. Almost, one might say, too much. 54 00:04:40,373 --> 00:04:44,924 I got all my courses... except for Modern Poetry. I had to switch to Ethnomusicology. 55 00:04:45,013 --> 00:04:49,052 But that's cool. West African drumming. I think it's gonna change everything. 56 00:04:49,133 --> 00:04:51,442 - Have you met your roommate yet? - No. 57 00:04:51,533 --> 00:04:55,412 - Me neither. I hope she's cool. - I see you got ticketed, too. 58 00:04:55,493 --> 00:04:59,850 Yes! I've heard about five different issues and I'm angry about every one of them. 59 00:04:59,933 --> 00:05:02,572 - What'd you get? - Jell-O shots. 60 00:05:02,653 --> 00:05:04,644 I didn't get Jell-O shots! 61 00:05:05,133 --> 00:05:07,522 I'll trade you for a "Take Back the Night"? 62 00:05:08,853 --> 00:05:11,925 Are we near Weisman Hall? I still need to get my ID card. 63 00:05:12,013 --> 00:05:16,211 I got mine this morning. The lines are really long now. You should've gone early. 64 00:05:16,293 --> 00:05:20,127 Well, I hope that I learn from this experience and that I grow. 65 00:05:20,213 --> 00:05:24,126 - I'm being annoying, aren't I? - No. It's nice that you're excited. 66 00:05:24,213 --> 00:05:27,762 It's just in high school, knowledge was pretty much frowned upon. 67 00:05:27,853 --> 00:05:32,847 You really had to work to learn anything. But here, the energy, the collective intelligence, 68 00:05:32,933 --> 00:05:39,406 it's like this force, this penetrating force, and I can just feel my mind opening up. 69 00:05:39,493 --> 00:05:45,045 And letting this place just thrust into and spurt knowledge into... 70 00:05:45,693 --> 00:05:49,322 That sentence ended up in a different place than it started out in. 71 00:05:49,413 --> 00:05:52,530 I'm with you, though. I'm all for spurty knowledge. 72 00:05:52,613 --> 00:05:56,492 It's just... It's a little overwhelming. Don't you feel it? 73 00:05:56,573 --> 00:06:00,885 Well, I'm... Ooh, boyfriend! It's my on-campus boyfriend! 74 00:06:00,973 --> 00:06:04,852 Oh no, I forgot to pick mine up. The line's probably really long now, too. 75 00:06:04,933 --> 00:06:07,970 - How are you? - Good. It's a madhouse, a madhouse. 76 00:06:08,053 --> 00:06:11,443 I know, I was just saying that to Willow. It's so overwhelming. 77 00:06:11,533 --> 00:06:14,331 - Don't you feel completely disoriented? - Oz! 78 00:06:14,413 --> 00:06:18,964 - Hey, Paul. - Finally matriculating with us. Very cool! 79 00:06:19,053 --> 00:06:21,965 - Tell me you're playing this week! - Thursday, Alpha Delt. 80 00:06:22,053 --> 00:06:24,442 - I have that one! - I'm bringing the wrecking crew. 81 00:06:24,533 --> 00:06:26,524 - Jell-O shots? - Good. 82 00:06:26,613 --> 00:06:29,002 Where do you get the work-study applications? 83 00:06:29,093 --> 00:06:31,243 Back of Richmond Hall, next to the auditorium. 84 00:06:31,333 --> 00:06:33,927 - Thanks. See ya, bro. - Go get 'em. 85 00:06:35,373 --> 00:06:38,922 Well, the band's played here a lot. It's still all new. 86 00:06:39,013 --> 00:06:41,811 I don't know what the hell's going on. Hey, Doug! 87 00:06:43,133 --> 00:06:46,125 Library... Ooh, library. Come on. 88 00:06:47,853 --> 00:06:51,687 It's too bad Giles couldn't be librarian here. Be convenient. 89 00:06:51,773 --> 00:06:55,049 Well, he says he's enjoying being a gentleman of leisure. 90 00:06:55,133 --> 00:06:58,284 Gentleman of leisure? Isn't that British for unemployed? 91 00:06:58,373 --> 00:07:00,284 Uh-huh. He's a slacker now. 92 00:07:00,373 --> 00:07:03,251 Speaking of slack, have you heard from Xander? 93 00:07:03,333 --> 00:07:07,167 Not for a while. He's still on his cross-country see-America thing. 94 00:07:07,453 --> 00:07:11,287 He said he wasn't coming back until he had driven to all 50 states. 95 00:07:11,373 --> 00:07:15,366 - Did you explain about Hawaii? - Well, he seemed so determined. 96 00:07:16,453 --> 00:07:20,048 Hope he gets back soon. It'd be fun to have the whole gang back together. 97 00:07:20,133 --> 00:07:23,125 Hang out in the... library. 98 00:07:24,453 --> 00:07:26,045 Wow! 99 00:07:28,373 --> 00:07:31,171 Oh, my gosh! Isn't this amazing? 100 00:07:32,653 --> 00:07:34,644 It's... cosy. 101 00:07:35,333 --> 00:07:39,565 You know, I never wanted to hurt Giles's feelings, but, occult books aside, 102 00:07:39,653 --> 00:07:44,044 our old library just didn't have the greatest selection. But this? 103 00:07:44,693 --> 00:07:50,051 Yeah, this is great, you know, if we ever need a place for the Nuremberg rallies. 104 00:07:50,293 --> 00:07:52,648 This is a real library. 105 00:07:53,253 --> 00:07:56,928 See, we even have to whisper. It's like a whole new world. 106 00:08:02,773 --> 00:08:04,764 - Here. - Thanks. 107 00:08:04,853 --> 00:08:08,368 I can't wait till Mom gets the bill. I hope it's a funny aneurysm. 108 00:08:08,453 --> 00:08:10,444 "Introduction to Psychology." 109 00:08:11,693 --> 00:08:14,082 - Oh, up there. - I'll get 'em. 110 00:08:14,173 --> 00:08:19,247 - This discriminates against short people. - Oh, I think there's a protest next week. 111 00:08:21,533 --> 00:08:25,924 - Oh, God, I'm so sorry! - I'm OK. It's OK. 112 00:08:26,933 --> 00:08:30,528 - Well, that was bracing. - I'm so... 113 00:08:30,613 --> 00:08:34,606 The books were just too high, and then everything was bad. 114 00:08:35,053 --> 00:08:37,044 Let me give you a hand. 115 00:08:39,533 --> 00:08:42,445 Let's put a few of these down here. 116 00:08:42,533 --> 00:08:46,367 So are you girls taking Intro Psych, or do you just want me dead? 117 00:08:46,453 --> 00:08:49,172 Uh-huh. I mean, the first one. 118 00:08:49,253 --> 00:08:52,325 You'll have fun. Professor Walsh, she's quite a character. 119 00:08:52,413 --> 00:08:55,689 - You've taken it? - I'm a TA. I'll be helping the professor out. 120 00:08:55,773 --> 00:08:58,970 I've forgotten my manners in all the concussion. I'm Riley. 121 00:08:59,053 --> 00:09:02,443 - Willow. And this is my friend Buffy. - Nice to meet you both. 122 00:09:02,533 --> 00:09:03,761 I'm nice to meet. 123 00:09:03,853 --> 00:09:07,289 Will we be studying operant conditioning in the first semester? 124 00:09:07,373 --> 00:09:10,171 I hear that's kind of Professor Walsh's specialty. 125 00:09:10,253 --> 00:09:13,290 Absolutely. You know her treatise on Dietrich's work? 126 00:09:13,373 --> 00:09:14,522 I know of it. 127 00:09:14,613 --> 00:09:18,811 It's a fascinating read, if you're into that sort of thing. 128 00:09:18,893 --> 00:09:20,611 - They have it here. - Oh, where? 129 00:09:20,693 --> 00:09:24,891 I'll show you. I don't meet many freshmen that know much about psychology. 130 00:09:24,973 --> 00:09:29,603 - Well, it's fascinating. - Yeah, you know, cos everyone's got a brain. 131 00:09:33,773 --> 00:09:35,764 Or, almost everyone. 132 00:09:53,133 --> 00:09:56,205 - Hi. - Oh, hi! Are you Buffy? 133 00:09:56,573 --> 00:09:58,848 - Yeah. - Kathy. 134 00:09:58,933 --> 00:10:01,572 Hi. It's nice to meet you. 135 00:10:01,653 --> 00:10:03,211 Yeah! 136 00:10:09,213 --> 00:10:11,932 So, it's, uh... it's a pretty nice room, huh? 137 00:10:12,013 --> 00:10:16,211 Mmm! I was surprised, cos you hear horror stories about freshmen housing. 138 00:10:16,933 --> 00:10:18,924 - You took the right side. - Yeah. 139 00:10:19,373 --> 00:10:22,206 - But, you know, if you want it... - No, no. 140 00:10:22,293 --> 00:10:25,046 I just wanted to make sure that's what you wanted. 141 00:10:26,613 --> 00:10:29,525 - You excited for classes tomorrow? - Painfully. 142 00:10:30,173 --> 00:10:35,008 I bet there's gonna be a lot of parties to go to this week, too. Not that I'm a crazy partyer. 143 00:10:35,093 --> 00:10:38,529 And I'm not always this hyper, either. I'm just excited. 144 00:10:38,613 --> 00:10:40,205 Yeah. 145 00:10:40,293 --> 00:10:41,726 Me too. 146 00:10:41,813 --> 00:10:45,806 I am really glad they put me with somebody cool. I can tell that you're cool. 147 00:10:46,333 --> 00:10:49,689 I just know that this whole year is gonna be super fun! 148 00:11:16,213 --> 00:11:22,049 The point of this course is not to critique popular American culture. 149 00:11:22,373 --> 00:11:26,082 It is not to pick at it, or look down upon it. 150 00:11:26,173 --> 00:11:29,085 And it is not to watch videos for credit. 151 00:11:29,413 --> 00:11:33,964 - The point is to examine... - Do you know if this class is full yet? 152 00:11:34,053 --> 00:11:38,968 And there are two people talking at once, and I know that one of them is me, 153 00:11:39,053 --> 00:11:42,966 and the other is... a blonde girl. 154 00:11:43,693 --> 00:11:47,288 You. Blonde girl. Stand up. 155 00:11:49,293 --> 00:11:55,084 I'm very excited to hear what you have to say that's worth interrupting my lecture for. 156 00:12:00,453 --> 00:12:03,968 I was just asking if the class was still open. 157 00:12:04,053 --> 00:12:06,442 If I could still sign up. 158 00:12:06,973 --> 00:12:11,603 If your name isn't on this sheet, then you are wasting everyone's time. 159 00:12:11,693 --> 00:12:14,366 - Are you on the sheet? - They told me that if I... 160 00:12:14,453 --> 00:12:16,284 Do you understand? 161 00:12:16,373 --> 00:12:21,208 You are sucking energy from everyone in this room. They came here to learn. 162 00:12:21,653 --> 00:12:23,291 Get out! 163 00:12:25,613 --> 00:12:28,127 I didn't mean to... suck. 164 00:12:28,213 --> 00:12:30,522 Leave! 165 00:12:30,613 --> 00:12:32,604 Thank you. 166 00:12:45,933 --> 00:12:48,527 If you're looking for psych, it's through here. 167 00:12:48,613 --> 00:12:50,604 Oh, thanks. 168 00:12:50,693 --> 00:12:53,366 - How's your head? - Sorry? 169 00:12:53,453 --> 00:12:55,011 Yesterday. 170 00:12:55,093 --> 00:12:56,685 In the bookstore. 171 00:12:56,773 --> 00:12:59,571 - You don't remember. - Oh, no, sure, I remember you. 172 00:12:59,653 --> 00:13:02,372 - You're Willow's friend. - Yeah. 173 00:13:02,453 --> 00:13:03,886 My head's fine. 174 00:13:03,973 --> 00:13:08,569 Itjust stung for a bit and I lost most of my basic motor functions. It's no biggie. 175 00:13:08,653 --> 00:13:10,644 We're here. 176 00:13:11,493 --> 00:13:14,485 - I'm sorry. I'm trying to remember your... - Buffy. 177 00:13:14,573 --> 00:13:18,202 - Buffy. Right. Have fun today, OK? - Thanks. 178 00:13:21,133 --> 00:13:24,170 You know, I was just wondering. 179 00:13:24,253 --> 00:13:29,964 Professor Walsh isn't planning on yelling at me and kicking me out of the class, is she? 180 00:13:30,053 --> 00:13:32,886 - It's not in her lesson plan. - Great! 181 00:13:39,053 --> 00:13:42,841 - How was Pop Culture? - I decided not to take it. 182 00:13:44,133 --> 00:13:45,851 It seemed dull. 183 00:13:45,933 --> 00:13:50,165 OK. This is Psych 105, Introduction to Psychology. I am Professor Walsh. 184 00:13:51,773 --> 00:13:54,970 Those who fall into my good graces will come to know me as Maggie. 185 00:13:55,053 --> 00:13:59,968 Those who don't will come to know me by the name my TAs use and think I don't know: 186 00:14:00,053 --> 00:14:02,442 the Evil Bitch Monster of Death. 187 00:14:04,053 --> 00:14:09,081 Make no mistake, I run a hard class, I talk fast and I expect you to keep up. 188 00:14:09,333 --> 00:14:12,723 If you're looking to coast, I recommend Geology 101. 189 00:14:12,813 --> 00:14:15,088 That's where the football players are. 190 00:14:28,853 --> 00:14:32,402 - Sorry. - No, I wasn't looking. 191 00:14:32,493 --> 00:14:35,087 Did you, uh, lose your way? 192 00:14:35,173 --> 00:14:38,563 Me? No, no. I'm just going to Fischer Hall, 193 00:14:38,653 --> 00:14:42,043 which I know is on the earth planet. 194 00:14:43,373 --> 00:14:48,208 - Recently voted most pathetic. Uh-huh. - Well, I'm lost, and I have a map. So... 195 00:14:48,293 --> 00:14:50,090 Oh! I come in second. 196 00:14:50,653 --> 00:14:53,087 - I'm Buffy, by the way. - Eddie. 197 00:14:53,613 --> 00:14:55,171 OK, so... 198 00:14:56,453 --> 00:15:00,207 - So that's Fischer Hall, right? - OK, and this is Dunworth Building. 199 00:15:00,293 --> 00:15:03,888 That's my dorm. It's just... it's us I can't find. 200 00:15:04,213 --> 00:15:06,204 - Are we the blue part? - No. 201 00:15:06,773 --> 00:15:08,764 - Yes. - So if I came from there, 202 00:15:08,853 --> 00:15:12,846 then we would just wanna go that way to the... bike path. 203 00:15:12,973 --> 00:15:15,567 You sound very certain. I'm in. 204 00:15:19,373 --> 00:15:22,843 Are you taking Psych 105 with Professor Walsh? 205 00:15:22,933 --> 00:15:27,688 Yeah. I mean, I'm gonna try. She's not afraid of the long words, huh? 206 00:15:27,773 --> 00:15:31,368 She's pretty intense. A lot of the courses are really tough. 207 00:15:31,453 --> 00:15:35,082 I'm a little upset. I had it on good authority that this was a party school. 208 00:15:35,173 --> 00:15:37,448 I think it's supposed to get easier. 209 00:15:37,533 --> 00:15:40,411 I still feel like carrying around a security blanket. 210 00:15:40,493 --> 00:15:43,485 Of Human Bondage. Have you ever read it? 211 00:15:44,533 --> 00:15:48,208 Oh, I'm not really into porn. I'm trying to cut way back. 212 00:15:48,293 --> 00:15:52,366 No. There's no actual bondage, it's just a novel. 213 00:15:52,453 --> 00:15:56,446 I've read it, like, ten times. I always keep it by my bed. 214 00:15:57,453 --> 00:15:59,569 Security blanket. 215 00:15:59,653 --> 00:16:03,931 I don't really have a security blanket. Unless, of course, you count Mr Pointy. 216 00:16:04,013 --> 00:16:05,571 Mr Pointy? 217 00:16:05,653 --> 00:16:07,609 Oh. Bike path. 218 00:16:08,213 --> 00:16:12,445 It's nice to know that I'm not the only entirely confused person on this campus. 219 00:16:12,533 --> 00:16:15,684 - I suspect there's a lot of us. - I'll look for you in psych. 220 00:16:15,773 --> 00:16:19,368 Yeah. We can help each other figure out what they're talking about. 221 00:16:19,453 --> 00:16:22,047 - OK. - Maybe even make it through the year. 222 00:16:22,853 --> 00:16:24,923 - Good night. - Night. 223 00:16:39,213 --> 00:16:42,205 I'm sorry. Did you lose your way? 224 00:17:24,933 --> 00:17:27,606 - You looking for someone? - Yeah. 225 00:17:27,693 --> 00:17:30,446 You made a friend? Good for you! 226 00:17:30,533 --> 00:17:32,524 Thanks, Mom. 227 00:17:34,053 --> 00:17:38,171 Yeah, Eddie just took off. Packed his stuff, left a note. 228 00:17:38,253 --> 00:17:41,165 Happens sometimes. People just can't handle it. 229 00:17:41,253 --> 00:17:45,565 There's always a few kids who lose it early in the first semester and just bail. 230 00:17:46,453 --> 00:17:47,852 Weak ones, I guess. 231 00:18:09,013 --> 00:18:10,605 Boring. 232 00:18:11,493 --> 00:18:13,085 Boring. 233 00:18:13,733 --> 00:18:15,325 Boring. 234 00:18:16,013 --> 00:18:18,607 Boring... boring. 235 00:18:19,853 --> 00:18:21,445 Boring. 236 00:18:22,053 --> 00:18:24,044 Astonishingly boring. We... 237 00:18:24,773 --> 00:18:27,651 We have to kill cooler people. Will somebody remind me? 238 00:18:27,733 --> 00:18:31,567 You were the one who said pick on the weak ones. Thin the herd and all that. 239 00:18:32,333 --> 00:18:35,006 Does this sweater make me look fat? 240 00:18:35,093 --> 00:18:38,005 No, the fact that you're fat makes you look fat. 241 00:18:38,093 --> 00:18:40,971 That sweaterjust makes you look purple. 242 00:18:41,773 --> 00:18:44,082 You're such a loser. 243 00:18:44,173 --> 00:18:46,368 Hey, words can hurt like a fist. 244 00:18:46,933 --> 00:18:48,969 Hey! Check it out! 245 00:18:49,053 --> 00:18:51,772 Well? Do we have a Klimt? 246 00:18:53,453 --> 00:18:56,251 - Yes! - Big score for Klimt! 247 00:18:57,493 --> 00:19:03,090 Monet still well in the lead, but look out for Team Klimt, coming from behind. 248 00:19:04,613 --> 00:19:07,605 Freshmen. Man, they're so predictable. 249 00:19:07,693 --> 00:19:10,253 And you can never eatjust one. 250 00:19:10,333 --> 00:19:13,291 - Yeah, I'm hungry! - What a shock. 251 00:19:13,933 --> 00:19:17,642 - We eat when I say we eat. - Well, we could hit the tunnels... 252 00:19:17,733 --> 00:19:20,293 We eat when I say we eat! 253 00:19:20,373 --> 00:19:22,170 God, lighten up! 254 00:19:23,293 --> 00:19:25,409 I think it's funny when you scream. 255 00:19:25,493 --> 00:19:28,485 It's like... Whoa! 256 00:19:29,053 --> 00:19:33,843 I gotta get me some better lackeys, I swear. You guys are useless. 257 00:19:33,933 --> 00:19:37,767 - I shouldn't take you on the hunt. - Great! Let dead Eddie get your dinner! 258 00:19:37,853 --> 00:19:39,844 That's pretty much the plan. 259 00:19:52,653 --> 00:19:53,847 Giles? 260 00:19:53,933 --> 00:19:57,926 Rupert, is this blue cheese or is itjust cheese that's gone blue? 261 00:20:01,373 --> 00:20:02,965 You're not Giles. 262 00:20:04,373 --> 00:20:07,365 You know, the door was open, so I just... 263 00:20:08,933 --> 00:20:11,447 - Giles does still live here, right? - He does. 264 00:20:12,453 --> 00:20:16,128 He appears. Rupert, you have a guest. 265 00:20:16,213 --> 00:20:18,204 Buffy. Hello. 266 00:20:18,933 --> 00:20:20,969 Is this a bad time? 267 00:20:21,053 --> 00:20:22,566 No. 268 00:20:22,653 --> 00:20:24,450 Oh, forgive me. 269 00:20:24,533 --> 00:20:29,561 This is Olivia. She's, er, an old friend. She's staying over for a few days. 270 00:20:29,653 --> 00:20:33,646 Couldn't pass through sunny Cal without looking up old Ripper. 271 00:20:34,893 --> 00:20:39,205 Buffy's, um... was a student of mine. And how is university? 272 00:20:39,293 --> 00:20:42,968 Pretty much the same as high school, in the sense of I need help. 273 00:20:43,053 --> 00:20:45,044 Ah, help. Yes. 274 00:20:45,613 --> 00:20:47,843 But this just looks like a bad time. 275 00:20:47,933 --> 00:20:52,324 No, you guys talk. I'll just go slip into something a little less comfortable. 276 00:20:55,013 --> 00:20:57,208 So, trouble with... 277 00:20:57,293 --> 00:21:00,126 - studies? - This is a bad time. 278 00:21:00,453 --> 00:21:03,126 - You keep saying that. - It looks pretty bad! 279 00:21:03,213 --> 00:21:06,125 Someone had a little too much free time on their hands. 280 00:21:06,213 --> 00:21:09,171 - I'm not supposed to have a private life? - No! 281 00:21:09,253 --> 00:21:12,404 Because you're very, very old, and it's gross. 282 00:21:13,853 --> 00:21:18,449 Well, before I succumb to the ravages of age, why don't you tell me what brings you here? 283 00:21:20,213 --> 00:21:22,807 - There's a student missing. - Yes? 284 00:21:23,493 --> 00:21:28,123 Eddie. He's supposed to have left school, but... I just don't think he did. 285 00:21:28,213 --> 00:21:31,171 I met him last night, then I went back where we met, 286 00:21:31,253 --> 00:21:34,211 and it looked like there had been a struggle. 287 00:21:34,293 --> 00:21:36,329 - And? - And we need to stop this! 288 00:21:36,413 --> 00:21:38,369 Eddie's RA said kids disappear a lot. 289 00:21:38,453 --> 00:21:41,047 There could be vampires working the campus. 290 00:21:41,133 --> 00:21:46,002 - We need research and charts and stuff. - I still don't see where I fit in. 291 00:21:46,093 --> 00:21:49,290 You haven't described anything that you can't do yourself. 292 00:21:49,773 --> 00:21:54,130 OK, remember before you became Hugh Hefner, when you used to be a watcher? 293 00:21:54,213 --> 00:21:59,606 Officially you no longer have a watcher. Buffy, I'll always be here when you need me. 294 00:21:59,693 --> 00:22:04,847 Your safety is more important than anything, but you'll have to take care of yourself. 295 00:22:04,933 --> 00:22:08,528 You're out of school and I can't always be there to guide you. 296 00:22:10,453 --> 00:22:12,967 - I'm sorry to bug you. - Buffy... 297 00:22:13,253 --> 00:22:17,849 Oh, no. I mean, yeah, you're... you're right. I can handle this. 298 00:22:18,293 --> 00:22:20,284 It's just I... 299 00:22:20,693 --> 00:22:22,684 I'm on it. 300 00:22:23,013 --> 00:22:25,573 I am here if you need me. 301 00:22:25,653 --> 00:22:27,644 - She's gone? - Yes. 302 00:22:28,533 --> 00:22:31,923 - So, did you help her? - I'm not sure. 303 00:22:39,773 --> 00:22:42,606 How am I supposed to hunt in this mob? 304 00:22:42,693 --> 00:22:45,366 Don't you people have homes? 305 00:22:50,253 --> 00:22:51,845 Eddie? 306 00:22:57,253 --> 00:23:03,044 Eddie! Eddie, hey! Wait up. God, I was worried something had happened to you. 307 00:23:03,133 --> 00:23:06,125 And of course it has, because you're a vampire. 308 00:23:07,173 --> 00:23:09,607 - I'm sorry. - I'm not. 309 00:23:21,493 --> 00:23:23,484 The Slayer! 310 00:23:23,733 --> 00:23:26,531 Wow. Um, I heard you might be coming here. 311 00:23:27,533 --> 00:23:31,572 This is... I mean, what a challenge. The Slayer. 312 00:23:31,653 --> 00:23:34,213 - And you are? - I'm Sunday. 313 00:23:34,293 --> 00:23:36,682 I'll be killing you here in a minute or so. 314 00:23:36,773 --> 00:23:39,765 That threat gets more frightening every time I hear it. 315 00:23:40,893 --> 00:23:45,921 Are we gonna fight? Or is there just gonna be a monster sarcasm rally? 316 00:23:46,013 --> 00:23:48,083 I'm in for a piece. 317 00:23:49,653 --> 00:23:51,644 Everybody gets to play. 318 00:23:52,013 --> 00:23:55,688 Guys, this... is totally... mine. 319 00:23:56,453 --> 00:23:58,842 OK, but you gotta share the eatin'. 320 00:23:58,933 --> 00:24:04,485 Cos I'm thinking Slayer's blood's gotta be - whoa! - like Thai stick. 321 00:24:05,053 --> 00:24:07,726 Aren't people supposed to get smarter in college? 322 00:24:07,813 --> 00:24:10,566 I think you had misconceptions about college. 323 00:24:10,653 --> 00:24:14,692 Like anyone would be caught dead wearing that. 324 00:24:31,293 --> 00:24:33,488 Don't take this the wrong way, but... 325 00:24:34,253 --> 00:24:36,244 you fight like a girl. 326 00:25:18,653 --> 00:25:20,644 Freshmen! 327 00:26:05,853 --> 00:26:10,165 No, no, no, no, no! The best part was when you ragged on her clothes. 328 00:26:10,253 --> 00:26:14,644 She was like "No! Not the ensemble!" 329 00:26:16,773 --> 00:26:21,289 Those jeans? With the little patches? She has no one to blame but herself. 330 00:26:21,373 --> 00:26:23,204 I heard they're coming back. 331 00:26:23,293 --> 00:26:26,490 Not if I kill every single person who wears them. 332 00:26:26,573 --> 00:26:29,849 You shoulda let us have a piece. We could've finished her off. 333 00:26:29,933 --> 00:26:32,766 She's not gonna last the night. She's a done deal. 334 00:26:34,773 --> 00:26:37,287 In fact, guys, 335 00:26:37,373 --> 00:26:39,443 you're gonna hit the tunnels. 336 00:26:52,173 --> 00:26:53,765 Mom? 337 00:26:57,533 --> 00:26:59,763 - Buffy. - Hi. 338 00:26:59,853 --> 00:27:02,845 - Honey, how are you? - I'm OK. 339 00:27:02,933 --> 00:27:05,401 How's college? Have you been fighting? 340 00:27:05,493 --> 00:27:07,961 Oh, they started it. 341 00:27:08,053 --> 00:27:10,362 Just as long as you're being careful. 342 00:27:10,453 --> 00:27:13,251 I really didn't think you'd show here for a while. 343 00:27:13,853 --> 00:27:16,765 Oh, I didn't have classes today and... 344 00:27:16,853 --> 00:27:20,528 everything's been so hectic I figured it'd be nice to crash for... 345 00:27:22,053 --> 00:27:23,566 Oh, well, yeah. 346 00:27:24,133 --> 00:27:26,772 I didn't think you'd be back for a couple of weeks. 347 00:27:26,853 --> 00:27:29,572 But I didn't move anything. It's still your room. 348 00:27:30,533 --> 00:27:34,572 - You filled it with packing crates. - Yeah, but I didn't move anything. 349 00:27:34,653 --> 00:27:38,282 If it's still my room, shouldn't I be able to fit in it? 350 00:27:38,373 --> 00:27:42,571 Well, it's just for a couple of weeks while we do inventory at the gallery. 351 00:27:42,653 --> 00:27:45,690 I just really didn't think you'd be back so soon. 352 00:27:45,773 --> 00:27:47,764 Neither did I. 353 00:27:57,213 --> 00:27:59,204 Hello? 354 00:28:00,533 --> 00:28:02,524 Hello? 355 00:28:48,533 --> 00:28:51,525 We are 356 00:28:56,773 --> 00:28:58,764 Electricity 357 00:29:06,133 --> 00:29:10,126 Conducting sparks 358 00:29:14,173 --> 00:29:17,688 Shower with me 359 00:29:25,853 --> 00:29:29,402 We made this about 360 00:29:34,653 --> 00:29:38,202 We made this about 361 00:29:41,613 --> 00:29:43,604 You and me 362 00:29:50,453 --> 00:29:52,444 You and me 363 00:30:11,053 --> 00:30:14,602 The whole world in front of her and she comes back to this dive. 364 00:30:15,053 --> 00:30:17,044 - Xander! - Hey, Buff. 365 00:30:17,133 --> 00:30:19,203 - When did you get back? - Couple days ago. 366 00:30:19,293 --> 00:30:21,682 Freak of nature! Why didn't you call me? 367 00:30:21,773 --> 00:30:25,368 You were starting the college adventure and I didn't want to, 368 00:30:25,453 --> 00:30:27,489 you know, help you move. 369 00:30:28,133 --> 00:30:32,092 I missed you. How was your trip? Is America nice? I hear it's nice. 370 00:30:32,693 --> 00:30:35,605 There's some purple mountains majesty, I have to say. 371 00:30:35,693 --> 00:30:37,684 What'd you do? What'd you see? 372 00:30:38,213 --> 00:30:40,204 - Well... - Tell me! 373 00:30:41,053 --> 00:30:43,851 - Grand Canyon! - You saw the Grand Canyon! 374 00:30:43,933 --> 00:30:47,972 Well, I saw the movie Grand Canyon on cable. Really lame. 375 00:30:49,773 --> 00:30:53,209 Basically, I got as far as Oxnard and the engine fell out of my car. 376 00:30:53,293 --> 00:30:54,851 And that was literally. 377 00:30:54,933 --> 00:30:59,563 So I washed dishes at the fabulous Ladies Nightclub for about a month and a half 378 00:30:59,653 --> 00:31:03,089 while I tried to pay for the repairs. No one bothered me or... 379 00:31:03,173 --> 00:31:06,449 even spoke to me until one of the male strippers called in sick, 380 00:31:06,533 --> 00:31:09,843 and no power on earth will make me tell you the rest of that story. 381 00:31:09,933 --> 00:31:13,608 Suffice to say I traded my car for one that wasn't entirely made of rust, 382 00:31:13,693 --> 00:31:17,766 came home to my loving parents, where everything was exactly as it was, 383 00:31:17,853 --> 00:31:21,323 except I sleep in the basement and I have to pay rent. 384 00:31:21,413 --> 00:31:23,722 - How's college? - Male strippers. 385 00:31:23,813 --> 00:31:26,088 No power on this earth. 386 00:31:26,173 --> 00:31:27,652 OK. 387 00:31:27,733 --> 00:31:31,965 - College is good. - OK, once more with even less feeling. 388 00:31:32,053 --> 00:31:35,648 No, really! I mean, Willow's in heaven and... 389 00:31:36,133 --> 00:31:39,284 Oz has this really cool house off-campus with the band. 390 00:31:39,373 --> 00:31:44,128 And you're sitting here alone at the Bronze looking like you have cancer of the puppy. 391 00:31:45,373 --> 00:31:47,364 It's just... 392 00:31:48,253 --> 00:31:52,041 there was this vampire and she took me down, and I just... 393 00:31:52,933 --> 00:31:55,686 - I don't know how to stop her. - Then where's the gang? 394 00:31:55,773 --> 00:31:59,561 - Avengers assemble! Let's get it going! - No, I don't wanna bug them. 395 00:31:59,653 --> 00:32:03,407 I mean, they're just starting school and they don't need this. 396 00:32:03,493 --> 00:32:06,053 OK, Buff, what's the what here? 397 00:32:08,853 --> 00:32:10,844 It's just, 398 00:32:11,533 --> 00:32:13,763 what if I can't cut it? 399 00:32:13,853 --> 00:32:16,367 Can't cut what? Slaying? 400 00:32:16,453 --> 00:32:18,444 Slaying. Everything. 401 00:32:21,293 --> 00:32:25,889 This is all about fear. It's understandable, but you can't let it control you. 402 00:32:26,773 --> 00:32:29,241 Fear leads to anger. 403 00:32:29,333 --> 00:32:31,688 Anger leads to hate. 404 00:32:31,773 --> 00:32:33,764 Hate leads to anger. 405 00:32:34,693 --> 00:32:38,049 No, wait, hold on. Fear leads to hate. 406 00:32:38,133 --> 00:32:40,124 Hate leads to the dark side. 407 00:32:40,973 --> 00:32:42,964 Hold on, no. 408 00:32:43,853 --> 00:32:48,051 First you get the women, then you get the money, then you... 409 00:32:48,133 --> 00:32:50,124 OK, can we forget that? 410 00:32:50,853 --> 00:32:54,448 Thanks for the Dadaist pep talk. I feel much more abstract now. 411 00:32:54,533 --> 00:32:56,728 The point is, you're Buffy. 412 00:32:57,293 --> 00:33:02,321 - Yeah. Maybe in high school I was Buffy. - And now in college you're Betty Louise? 413 00:33:02,413 --> 00:33:06,406 Yeah, I'm Betty Louise Plotnick of East Cupcake, Illinois. 414 00:33:06,493 --> 00:33:08,484 I might as well be. 415 00:33:10,853 --> 00:33:12,844 Buffy, 416 00:33:13,373 --> 00:33:16,490 I've gone through some fairly dark times in my life, 417 00:33:16,573 --> 00:33:21,852 faced some scary things. Among them the kitchen at the fabulous Ladies Nightclub. 418 00:33:21,933 --> 00:33:26,051 Let me tell you something. When it's dark and I'm all alone, 419 00:33:26,133 --> 00:33:29,091 and I'm scared or freaked out or whatever, 420 00:33:29,173 --> 00:33:32,609 I always think "What would Buffy do?" 421 00:33:34,213 --> 00:33:36,204 You're my hero. 422 00:33:38,533 --> 00:33:43,084 OK, sometimes when it's dark and I'm all alone, I think "What is Buffy wearing?" 423 00:33:43,173 --> 00:33:46,563 That'd be one of those things you never ever tell me about? 424 00:33:46,653 --> 00:33:48,644 It's a deal. 425 00:33:49,853 --> 00:33:52,845 Let's put this bitch in the ground. What do you say? 426 00:33:56,853 --> 00:33:58,844 I think... 427 00:33:59,493 --> 00:34:01,484 I say thank you. 428 00:34:01,773 --> 00:34:04,890 And nothing says thank you like dollars in the waistband. 429 00:34:05,653 --> 00:34:07,166 OK, what do we do first? 430 00:34:10,533 --> 00:34:13,206 Kids disappearing every year. 431 00:34:13,293 --> 00:34:17,411 Not too many. Just enough so that everyone thinks they up and left. 432 00:34:17,493 --> 00:34:22,692 I can't believe the vampires took your stuff. Murder I expect, but petty larceny seems so... 433 00:34:22,773 --> 00:34:23,967 petty. 434 00:34:24,053 --> 00:34:28,046 They have to be keeping it somewhere. On campus or at least nearby. 435 00:34:29,133 --> 00:34:31,727 Hey, how far back do the disappearances go? 436 00:34:34,053 --> 00:34:36,567 They weren't too common before '82. 437 00:34:36,853 --> 00:34:39,048 Magic number! Check this out. 438 00:34:41,853 --> 00:34:45,607 "Psi Theta loses its charter. Building to be closed for renovation." 439 00:34:45,693 --> 00:34:48,048 1982. Look at this. 440 00:34:48,133 --> 00:34:52,763 "Former Psi Theta house lies dormant while issues drag on before the city council." 441 00:34:52,853 --> 00:34:55,242 - We have a winner. - Looks pretty cherry. 442 00:34:55,333 --> 00:34:57,528 You up for a little reconnaissance? 443 00:34:58,373 --> 00:35:03,208 - Where we all sculpt and paint and stuff? - No, that was the Renaissance. 444 00:35:03,293 --> 00:35:05,682 Oh. I've had a really long week. 445 00:35:06,173 --> 00:35:08,164 Let's go look at the house. 446 00:35:24,773 --> 00:35:26,764 Score! 447 00:35:30,173 --> 00:35:32,562 Oh! That's my skirt! 448 00:35:32,653 --> 00:35:36,248 You're never gonna fit in it with those hips! We have to kill them. 449 00:35:37,013 --> 00:35:39,891 - We need weapons. - I don't see my weapons trunk there. 450 00:35:39,973 --> 00:35:42,362 It was right by my bed. 451 00:35:42,693 --> 00:35:44,684 Mr Gordo? 452 00:35:47,653 --> 00:35:50,645 Go to my room. If it's not there, try Willow's. 453 00:35:50,853 --> 00:35:54,129 I'll keep an eye... My diary?! 454 00:35:54,213 --> 00:35:56,204 Uh-oh. Score. 455 00:35:57,293 --> 00:35:59,284 I'll hurry. 456 00:36:05,293 --> 00:36:08,171 Laugh all you want. This time we play it my way. 457 00:36:08,253 --> 00:36:10,130 And the rules are gonna be... 458 00:36:24,573 --> 00:36:26,564 Say, don't I know you from... 459 00:36:27,053 --> 00:36:28,930 beating the crap outta you? 460 00:36:29,613 --> 00:36:31,604 I just thought I'd drop in. 461 00:36:32,933 --> 00:36:34,924 Get it? Drop in? 462 00:36:36,293 --> 00:36:38,284 Boy! Tough room. 463 00:36:38,453 --> 00:36:41,126 I must say, you've really got me now. I mean, 464 00:36:41,213 --> 00:36:46,571 this is a diabolical plan. Throw yourself at my feet with a broken arm and no weapons? 465 00:36:46,653 --> 00:36:50,407 - How am I gonna get outta this one? - You got a nice setup here. 466 00:36:50,493 --> 00:36:53,246 - But you made one mistake. - What was that? 467 00:36:53,933 --> 00:36:58,245 I'm not actually positive, but statistically speaking people usually make... 468 00:36:58,853 --> 00:37:02,209 - It seemed kinda weird. - Weird's a pretty good word for it. 469 00:37:02,293 --> 00:37:06,525 Buffy wouldn'tjust take off. That's just not in her nature. 470 00:37:06,613 --> 00:37:10,242 Except when she disappeared for several months and changed her name, 471 00:37:10,333 --> 00:37:14,372 but there were circumstances then. There's no circumstances. 472 00:37:14,453 --> 00:37:16,967 Does Buffy have a history of emotional problems? 473 00:37:17,053 --> 00:37:20,489 Cos on my request form I was specific about a stable nonsmoker. 474 00:37:20,573 --> 00:37:25,044 - I don't think this is her handwriting. - I bet there were circumstances! 475 00:37:26,133 --> 00:37:29,330 We've probably been so wrapped up in our own petty lives that... 476 00:37:29,413 --> 00:37:33,486 that we totally missed the circumstances. We're bad friends! 477 00:37:33,573 --> 00:37:36,963 - Well, let's think this through. - How can you be so calm? 478 00:37:37,493 --> 00:37:39,484 Long, arduous hours of practice. 479 00:37:39,573 --> 00:37:43,009 Now either Buffy took off, or she was robbed, or... 480 00:37:43,093 --> 00:37:45,084 - It's a prank! - Xander! 481 00:37:45,653 --> 00:37:47,644 How are my guys? 482 00:37:51,053 --> 00:37:53,283 - I don't know you, do I? - No. 483 00:37:53,373 --> 00:37:56,365 - This is very intrusive, isn't it? - Little bit! 484 00:37:57,013 --> 00:37:58,605 - Xander. - Kathy. 485 00:37:59,133 --> 00:38:01,852 - Do we hug? - I think we're too manly. 486 00:38:01,933 --> 00:38:03,924 - What's the prank? - Prank? 487 00:38:04,013 --> 00:38:08,370 Oh, the room. Some friends of Buffy's played a funny joke, and they took her stuff. 488 00:38:08,453 --> 00:38:12,924 Now she wants us to help get it back from her friends who sleep all day and have no tans. 489 00:38:13,293 --> 00:38:17,206 - Oh! Those friends! - They're funny guys. 490 00:38:19,133 --> 00:38:23,365 They took the chest. Well, let's go! Let's go to our friend. 491 00:38:23,453 --> 00:38:26,047 - It's nice meeting you, Kathy. - You, too! 492 00:38:26,133 --> 00:38:28,886 - Let's go to Will's, get supplies. - Is Buffy in danger? 493 00:38:28,973 --> 00:38:31,441 She's in a holding pattern. We've got some time. 494 00:38:38,293 --> 00:38:42,286 Oh, and this. This is my favourite item. 495 00:38:42,853 --> 00:38:44,844 You don't wanna touch that. 496 00:38:50,293 --> 00:38:52,932 You know, this arm's not looking so good. 497 00:38:53,413 --> 00:38:57,850 - It might have to come off. - You wanna know the truth? I only need one. 498 00:39:10,933 --> 00:39:13,083 This is starting to suck. 499 00:39:37,293 --> 00:39:40,444 When you look back at this, before you to turn to dust, 500 00:39:40,533 --> 00:39:43,684 I think you'll find the mistake was touching my stuff. 501 00:39:47,773 --> 00:39:49,365 What about breaking your arm? 502 00:39:50,493 --> 00:39:53,929 - How does that feel? - Let me answer that with a head butt. 503 00:40:00,373 --> 00:40:03,126 And for the record... the arm is hurt. 504 00:40:04,613 --> 00:40:06,604 It's not broken. 505 00:40:10,213 --> 00:40:12,932 Hey, Buff. Need a hand? 506 00:40:13,933 --> 00:40:14,922 No, thanks. 507 00:40:18,213 --> 00:40:20,204 I'm good. 508 00:40:26,653 --> 00:40:30,407 So, all that other stuff in there? That's gonna sit in there, right? 509 00:40:30,493 --> 00:40:34,202 - No one owns it in the strictest sense. - It seems wrong somehow. 510 00:40:34,293 --> 00:40:36,602 - Dibs on the rowing machine. - Buffy! 511 00:40:39,013 --> 00:40:41,243 - Hi, Giles. - What's with the arsenal? 512 00:40:41,653 --> 00:40:43,644 I've been awake all night. 513 00:40:43,733 --> 00:40:48,443 I'm supposed to teach you self-reliance, but I can't leave you out there to fight alone. 514 00:40:48,533 --> 00:40:51,366 To hell with what's right. I'm ready to back you up. 515 00:40:51,453 --> 00:40:54,445 Let's find the evil and fight it together. 516 00:40:56,173 --> 00:40:58,971 Great! Thanks! We'll get right on that. 517 00:41:00,373 --> 00:41:02,967 - The evil is this way? - My room is. 518 00:41:03,053 --> 00:41:05,647 Giles, can you get this box on top? 519 00:41:06,773 --> 00:41:09,367 So, college not so scary after all, huh? 520 00:41:10,133 --> 00:41:13,921 It's turning out to be a lot like high school, which I can handle. 521 00:41:14,253 --> 00:41:16,244 At least I know what to expect. 522 00:42:24,773 --> 00:42:25,808 Visiontext Subtitles: Claire Bates 523 00:42:34,293 --> 00:42:36,284 ENGLISH 524 00:42:37,305 --> 00:43:37,420 Watch Movies, Series & LiveTV www.flixify.app