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- I think we should get a limo.
- A limo?

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- Yeah.
- A big, expensive limo?

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That sounds fun!
It is our last Homecoming dance,

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- so maybe it should be a big deal.
- You wanna talk fun?

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Public bus. You meet the funnest people.
Back me up here, Oz.

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If it's a dollar issue, we could all take my van.

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Van? The Homecoming Queen doesn't
go to the dance in a van. Use your head.

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You haven't been elected yet. Although
you certainly and without a doubt will be.

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- Who else likes a limo?
- A private limo.

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It is pretty cuddlesome.

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And if we all split the cost...

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- Maybe. You know, if I go and all.
- Why wouldn't you go?

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You already have your tickets.
I mean, unless you don't have a da..y

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or two to think about it.
We should all think about it.

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What's going on here? Did Scott not ask her
to the Homecoming dance yet?

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Thanks, Cordelia.
Humiliation's really good for my colour.

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Well, no. I just...

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I assumed that you would think it was corny,
but I'm in. I mean, if you are. If you want to.

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Sure I do. You know, if you want to.

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- Well, I do if you want to.
- The judges will accept that as a yes.

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- Do you want me to get you another drink?
- No, actually.

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I'm a little tired.
I think I'm gonna call it a night.

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- But I'm excited about the dance.
- Me too.

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It's just me.

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Here.

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How are you feeling?

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It hurts...

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less.

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Good.

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I haven't told Giles
and the others that you're back.

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And I'm not going to.

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They wouldn't understand
that you're... better.

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And I'm gonna keep helping you get better.

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It's just that everything's different now.

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I'm a senior.
I'm really working harder in school.

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I'm even thinking about college.

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And I'm involved with someone.

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His name is Scott.

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He's a nice, solid guy.

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He makes me happy.

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And that's what I need.
Someone I can count on.

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I don't think we should
see each other any more.

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You don't?

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When did this happen? Where was I?

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Buffy, it's just...

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Before we were going out, you seemed
so full of life, like a force of nature.

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- Now you seem distracted all the time and...
- No, I know. I'm getting better. Honest.

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In fact, from here on, you are gonna see
a drastic distraction reduction.

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"Drastic distraction reduction"?

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Try saying that ten times fast.

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I'm really sorry.

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Is that her?

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In the nubile flesh, my friend.

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That's the target.

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The Mayor will see you now.

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- I'm sorry to bother you, sir.
- I'm not bothered, Allan.

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Well, I'm not sure how serious this is, but

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they were spotted in town three days ago,
I've just been informed.

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Frederick and Hans Gruenshtahler:

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wanted in Germany for capital murder,
terrorism, the bombing of flight 1402.

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I should have brought it to your attention
sooner, but I wanted to confirm...

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Would you show me your hands, please?

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- Sir?
- Your hands.

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- I think they could be cleaner.
- Of course, sir.

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I mean, I washed them, but...

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After every meal, and under your fingernails.
Dirt gets trapped there. And mayonnaise.

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My dear mother said "cleanliness
is next to godliness" and I believed her.

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She never caught a cold.

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I'd like these two to be
put under surveillance.

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I'd like to know if... any other
colourful characters have come to town.

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- I'll take care of it.
- You have all my faith.

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You have to help me pick an outfit. I wanna
wear something that makes Oz go "Oh."

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No problem. I got the tux goin' on.
I'm gonna look hot if it even remotely fits.

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Whatcha doin'?

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Checking out the - I laughingly
use the phrase - "competition".

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Holly Charleston: nice girl,
brain-dead, doesn't have a prayer.

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Michelle Blake:

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open to all mankind, especially those
with a letterman's jacket and a car.

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- She could give me a run.
- Where's Buffy? She'll miss the pictures.

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With Faith in the library, gettin' all sweaty.

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- They're training.
- I stand by my phrase.

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She wasn't here the day they announced 'em.
Anybody tell her?

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I'll do it. I'm going to
the nurse's office for an ice pack.

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- Did you hurt yourself?
- No, silly. It shrinks the pores!

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Man! Guys should break up
with you more often.

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Gee, thank you.

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I mean it. You got some quality rage goin'.
Really gives you an edge.

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Edge Girl.
Just what I always wanted to be.

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Well, screw him, all right? You move on,
and you party heavily, and you'll be fine.

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- You're still going to that dance, right?
- Maybe.

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You got the tix already.
Why don't we go together?

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- I don't know about that.
- Come on. We'll find a coupla studs,

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we'll use 'em and discard 'em.
That's always fun.

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OK, I'm in. Not the stud-using part, though.

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Or probably not.

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Bobby. Mashad.

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You don't phone, you don't write...

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Where's the love?

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Ms Moran? Hi.

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I'm so glad that I ran into you.

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I had this little incident last year
of getting kicked out of school.

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And I'm back now, though.
I've done all of my make-up tests,

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but I need one written
recommendation from a teacher.

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I think the word
that Principal Snyder used was "glowing".

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To put in my file,
so I can prove that I belong here.

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And, you are...

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Buffy. Buffy Summers.

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Third row. I sat by the window.

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Your class: Contemporary American Heroes
from Amelia Earhart to Maya Angelou.

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The class that changed my life?

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- Were you absent a lot...
- Buffy?

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Hi. I hope you'll consider me
for Homecoming Queen.

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I can't believe it. My favourite teacher,
and she didn't even remember who I was.

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I'm like a non-person. Am I invisible?
Can you see me?

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Big as life.

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At Hemey I was Prom Princess, I was Fiesta
Queen, I was on the cheerleading squad.

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And the yearbook was, like, a story of me.

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Now it's senior year, and I'll be one crappy
picture on one eighth of one crappy page.

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- No, actually, you're not.
- What do you mean?

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Well, you missed the picture-taking.

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When? Why?

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- We did 'em yesterday.
- Didn't Cordelia tell you?

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Thanks for your support.

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- Buffy, you look so cute in that outfit.
- I'm not voting for you.

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Then make it snappy.

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Why didn't you tell me
about the yearbook pictures?

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- Oh, I guess I forgot. What's the big?
- It's just...

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You could've thought
about somebody else for 30 seconds.

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- Hey, I am under a lot of pressure here.
- Oh, yeah, campaigning. Rough gig.

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Just because you were Guacamole Queen
when you were three

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doesn't mean you understand
how this works.

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Obviously, it involves
handing out lame flyers.

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No. It involves being part of this school
and having actual friends.

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Now, if it was about monsters, blood
and innards, then you'd be a shoo-in.

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- I'd like to see you try to win the crown.
- You would?

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- Then you will.
- What does that mean?

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I'm gonna show you how it's done.

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I'm gonna run for Homecoming Queen,
and I'll win.

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This is starting to be sad.

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Sorry, Cordy, but you have no idea
who you're messing with.

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What? The Slayer?

143
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I'm not talking about the Slayer.
I'm talking about Buffy.

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You've awakened the Prom Queen within.

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And that crown is going to be mine.

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Competition.

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Competition is a beautiful thing.

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It makes us strive. It makes us accomplish.

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Occasionally, it makes us kill.
We all have the desire to win.

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I mean, whether we're human,

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vampire...

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Or whatever you are, my brother.
You got spiny-looking head things.

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I ain't never seen that before.

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- I am Kulak, of the Miquot Clan.
- Isn't that nice.

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Point is, you're all here for the same reason.

156
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It sure ain't no philosophy class, is it?

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Mr Gorch, my account statement says
that your deposit has not yet been made.

158
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Well, me and Candy... we blowin' our whole
honeymoon stash on this little game here.

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- They're dirty.
- They're non-consecutive.

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The games will begin in a few days' time.
The first target, Buffy, you've all seen.

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The second, Faith, is a little more elusive.

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But they will be together
and ready for the killing,

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and that is a money-back guarantee.

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Ladies, gentlemen,

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spiny-headed-lookin' creatures,

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welcome to SlayerFest '98.

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What do you think of this?

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- Nice.
- It's my first big dance, you know?

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Where there's a boy and a band

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and not just me alone in my room
pretending that there's a boy and a band.

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- I just want it to be...
- Yeah, special.

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That's why I spared no expense on the tux.

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The tux? I thought you borrowed it
from your cousin Rigby.

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Expense to my pride, Will.

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They're our only relations with money,
and they shun us. As they should.

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What do you think about this?

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Nice.

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- What?
- I was just...

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Remember the eighth-grade cotillion?
You had that clip-on?

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- Yeah, I was pretty stylin' with a clip-on.
- Now here we are, and it's...

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- Homecoming.
- Yeah, we should face it, Will.

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You and I will be in neighbouring rest homes
while I come over so you can adjust my...

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Well, I can't think of anything
that's not really gross, so...

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So. You and Oz.

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How do I put this?

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Are we on first, second, or ye gods?

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That's none of your business,
Alexander Harris.

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- Rounding second.
- You don't know that.

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- What about you and Cordelia?
- A gentleman never talks about conquests.

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Oh, yeah?
Well, since when did you become a...

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gentleman?

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I know. "Nice."

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I was gonna go with "gorgeous".

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Really? You too.

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In a guy way.

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Oz is very lucky.

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So is Cordelia. In a girl way.

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I don't know if I can dance in this.
I don't know if I can dance!

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Come on. Piece of cake. Here.

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Well, that seems to...

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Yeah. This shouldn't be a problem.

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No.

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No problem.

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- That didn't just happen.
- No! I mean, it did, but it didn't.

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Because I respect you.
And Oz. And I would never...

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I would never either.
It must be the clothes. It's a fluke.

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It's a clothes fluke.
There'll be no more fluking.

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Not ever.

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- We gotta get out of these clothes.
- Right now.

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- I didn't mean...
- I didn't... me either.

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A campaign is like a war,
It's won or lost in the trenches,

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Holly, Michelle, and our real competition,
Cordelia, all have big head starts.

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Speaking of big heads, if I had a watermelon
as big as Cordelia's, I'd be rich.

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Waits for laugh...

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00:17:39,560 --> 00:17:42,680
OK, you're right. Making fun of the
competition only makes me seem petty.

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00:17:43,160 --> 00:17:46,520
Now, this is just like any other
popularity contest. I've done this before.

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The only difference being
this time I'm not actually popular.

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Although, I'm not exactly unpopular. A lot
of people came to my Welcome Home party.

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- But they were killed by zombies.
- Good point.

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OK, here's the plan. Willow, I need you
to make a database. See who's for us,

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who's on the fence
and where our real crisis areas are.

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Oz, you take the fringe: musicians,
those not normally inclined to vote.

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Xander, what...

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Cordelia.

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OK, look. I know this is awkward, but I don't
see any reason why we can't get along

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during this campaign time.
I mean, we're almost friends

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and we are all riding together in the limo.

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Yeah, great.
Willow, how's that database coming?

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It's...just about done.

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Xander?

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- I got your new flyers.
- Let's get cracking.

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00:18:42,560 --> 00:18:45,040
She's my girlfriend.

233
00:18:46,160 --> 00:18:49,160
It's just that she needs it
so much more than you do.

234
00:18:50,960 --> 00:18:53,240
As Willow goes, so goes my nation.

235
00:18:55,160 --> 00:18:59,440
Thanks for what you said, Buffy.
I think we're gettin' along great. Don't you?

236
00:19:11,960 --> 00:19:15,160
Seems like a lot of fuss for one little title.

237
00:19:15,560 --> 00:19:18,720
Well... you know, it's no fun
if you don't try your best.

238
00:19:19,760 --> 00:19:22,400
As long as fun is still in the mix.

239
00:19:23,360 --> 00:19:26,400
Sure! It's not like anyone
takes it that seriously.

240
00:20:20,360 --> 00:20:22,520
- Sorry.
- Here.

241
00:20:25,160 --> 00:20:27,120
I heard you were doing this.

242
00:20:27,560 --> 00:20:30,120
Yeah. It's just something to pass the time.

243
00:20:30,560 --> 00:20:32,960
- It's silly, really.
- I don't think so.

244
00:20:33,560 --> 00:20:35,640
For what it's worth, you have my vote.

245
00:20:35,960 --> 00:20:38,280
No, I don't want you to feel...

246
00:20:38,960 --> 00:20:40,120
Thank you.

247
00:21:23,960 --> 00:21:26,520
- Hey.
- Hi. How are you? You look good.

248
00:21:26,960 --> 00:21:29,240
Anything new?
Hey, did I mention you look good?

249
00:21:29,360 --> 00:21:34,080
Willow, it's OK that you're helping Cordelia.
We're best friends. I won't hold it against you.

250
00:21:34,760 --> 00:21:38,280
No, I'm not a friend.
I'm a rabid dog who should be shot!

251
00:21:38,960 --> 00:21:42,240
But there are forces at work.
Dark, incomprehensible forces.

252
00:21:42,560 --> 00:21:45,440
I'm sure they're more important
than all we've been through,

253
00:21:46,160 --> 00:21:51,080
- or the number of times I've saved your life.
- What do you want?

254
00:21:51,560 --> 00:21:54,080
15 minutes alone on your computer
with Cordelia's database.

255
00:21:54,560 --> 00:21:56,800
- OK.
- Good!

256
00:21:57,560 --> 00:22:00,080
So, I spoke to the limo people,
and we're all set.

257
00:22:00,560 --> 00:22:03,400
they'll pick up Faith, then me,
then swing by and get you guys,

258
00:22:03,560 --> 00:22:07,480
Now, what's your database
tell you about my weaknesses?

259
00:22:11,400 --> 00:22:16,080
You know, Jonathan, I've always felt
a special bond between you and me.

260
00:22:16,800 --> 00:22:21,160
Cordelia gave me six bucks.
That buys a whole lotta cupcakes.

261
00:22:21,600 --> 00:22:25,880
Are you kidding? I've been doing
the Vulcan death grip since I was four.

262
00:22:26,400 --> 00:22:28,160
You really are giving out money, huh?

263
00:22:28,800 --> 00:22:33,440
Is that any more tacky than your faux
"I'm shy but deep" campaign posters?

264
00:22:34,200 --> 00:22:35,280
Yes.

265
00:22:35,400 --> 00:22:38,480
This whole trying to be like me
really isn't funny any more.

266
00:22:39,000 --> 00:22:41,880
I was never trying to be like you,
and when was it funny?

267
00:22:42,600 --> 00:22:47,240
Why should your pathetic need to recapture
your glory days splinter my vote?

268
00:22:48,000 --> 00:22:51,480
How can you think it's OK to talk to people
like this? Do you have parents?

269
00:22:51,600 --> 00:22:53,560
Yeah. Two of them... unlike some people.

270
00:22:55,200 --> 00:22:57,360
Your brain isn't connected
to your mouth, is it?

271
00:22:58,200 --> 00:23:01,000
Why don't you do us both a favour
and stay out of my way?

272
00:23:01,200 --> 00:23:03,800
Don't ever do that again.

273
00:23:04,200 --> 00:23:07,400
- You're sick, you know that?
- Let's not say something we'll regret, OK.

274
00:23:07,800 --> 00:23:09,560
- You crazy freak!
- Vapid whore!

275
00:23:10,200 --> 00:23:12,320
- Like that.
- What did you call me?

276
00:23:13,200 --> 00:23:17,680
This is just then worst thing
that's ever happened. Ever!

277
00:23:18,600 --> 00:23:20,880
I know. It's just...

278
00:23:22,200 --> 00:23:25,480
When I look at you now, it's like
I'm seeing you for the first time.

279
00:23:25,800 --> 00:23:28,960
- I'm talking about Buffy and Cordelia.
- Me too.

280
00:23:30,600 --> 00:23:34,520
What are we gonna do? I mean, we have
to do something. This is all our fault.

281
00:23:34,800 --> 00:23:37,280
How do you get from
"chick fight" to "our fault"?

282
00:23:37,800 --> 00:23:41,920
Because we felt so guilty about the fluke,
we over compensated helping Cordelia.

283
00:23:42,600 --> 00:23:47,680
We spun the group dynamic out of orbit.
We're a meteor shower heading for Earth...

284
00:23:48,600 --> 00:23:51,600
OK, calm down. Let's put our heads together
and think of somethin'.

285
00:23:51,600 --> 00:23:54,360
OK, now, one of us here
is pretty darn smart, and I am...

286
00:23:56,400 --> 00:23:58,040
just in hell.

287
00:23:58,800 --> 00:24:01,120
I mean, I thought being a senior - at last -

288
00:24:01,200 --> 00:24:04,440
and having a girlfriend - at last -
would be a good thing.

289
00:24:04,800 --> 00:24:07,160
Now, why wouldn't that be a good thing?

290
00:24:08,400 --> 00:24:09,800
What?

291
00:24:10,200 --> 00:24:15,480
Sometimes when you're falling to pieces,
your mouth, it just does the sweetest thing.

292
00:24:20,400 --> 00:24:22,160
What are we gonna do?

293
00:24:22,200 --> 00:24:24,560
We just have to get
the two of them communicating.

294
00:24:25,200 --> 00:24:27,440
I'm talking about us.

295
00:24:46,120 --> 00:24:48,160
What's going on here?

296
00:24:48,520 --> 00:24:50,280
Where's Faith?

297
00:24:54,520 --> 00:24:57,680
"Dear Cordelia and Buffy.
We won't be riding to the dance with you."

298
00:24:58,120 --> 00:25:02,600
"Work out your problems. Our friendships
are more important than who wins."

299
00:25:03,520 --> 00:25:05,000
"Your friends."

300
00:25:05,320 --> 00:25:07,960
"PS. The limo was not cheap. Work it out."

301
00:25:11,320 --> 00:25:13,080
Well...

302
00:25:15,520 --> 00:25:18,160
- They bought us corsages?
- I took the orchid.

303
00:25:20,320 --> 00:25:21,520
OK.

304
00:25:36,520 --> 00:25:38,480
I don't see what the big deal is.

305
00:25:38,920 --> 00:25:43,440
I'm not making a big deal.
You wanted the orchid, you got the orchid.

306
00:25:43,720 --> 00:25:46,400
It goes with my complexion better.

307
00:25:47,320 --> 00:25:49,240
It does have that sallow tint.

308
00:25:52,120 --> 00:25:54,200
Finally we're here.

309
00:26:03,520 --> 00:26:05,040
What is this?

310
00:26:05,320 --> 00:26:08,720
OK, guys, we've had enough
of your stupid little games.

311
00:26:09,520 --> 00:26:12,000
What's massively wrong with this picture?

312
00:26:19,120 --> 00:26:22,040
Hello, ladies, Welcome to SlayerFest '98,

313
00:26:22,720 --> 00:26:24,800
What is a SlayerFest, you ask?

314
00:26:25,120 --> 00:26:28,640
Well, as in most of life,
there's the hunters and the hunted,

315
00:26:29,920 --> 00:26:31,680
Can you guess where you two fall?

316
00:26:32,320 --> 00:26:35,680
From the beginning of this tape,
you have exactly 30 seconds,,,

317
00:26:36,520 --> 00:26:40,480
no, that's 17 now, to run for your lives,

318
00:26:41,320 --> 00:26:43,520
Faith, Buffy,,,

319
00:26:44,320 --> 00:26:46,080
Have a nice death,

320
00:26:50,320 --> 00:26:52,520
Hello! How stupid are you people?

321
00:26:52,720 --> 00:26:54,960
She's a Slayer. I'm a Homecoming Queen.

322
00:27:16,480 --> 00:27:18,480
What are you two so mopy about?

323
00:27:18,880 --> 00:27:21,200
Oh, we're not mopy. We're groovin'.

324
00:27:21,880 --> 00:27:25,040
On Oz's band. He's a great guy, Oz.

325
00:27:25,480 --> 00:27:27,600
He wrote this song for me.

326
00:27:31,480 --> 00:27:32,840
Sleazebag.

327
00:27:36,280 --> 00:27:38,800
We have to find Buffy.
Something terrible's happened.

328
00:27:39,280 --> 00:27:41,560
Just kidding.
Thought I'd give you a scare.

329
00:27:42,880 --> 00:27:44,640
Are those finger sandwiches?

330
00:27:53,680 --> 00:27:54,920
I have an idea.

331
00:27:55,480 --> 00:27:59,560
We talk to these people, we explain
that I'm not a slayer and they let me go.

332
00:28:00,280 --> 00:28:01,920
Look out!

333
00:28:02,680 --> 00:28:04,240
Get down!

334
00:28:11,680 --> 00:28:13,520
That's gotta smart.

335
00:28:14,080 --> 00:28:16,560
I can let you out of that,
or put a bullet in your head.

336
00:28:17,080 --> 00:28:20,160
How many are there in this little game
and what are they packing?

337
00:28:21,880 --> 00:28:26,000
There's me, two Germans with AR-15s
and grenade launcher,

338
00:28:26,680 --> 00:28:30,480
yellow-skinned demon with long knives,
vampire couple from Texas named Gorch.

339
00:28:30,880 --> 00:28:33,160
- That everybody?
- Everybody who's out here.

340
00:28:33,880 --> 00:28:37,560
Germans are wired. Their boss is tracking 'em
on computer. Now get me out of this!

341
00:28:38,080 --> 00:28:42,960
Could I just ask you an eensy favour? Could
you just tell your friends that I'm not a sl...

342
00:28:49,480 --> 00:28:52,280
Scott? There you are, honey!
Hey, good news.

343
00:28:52,480 --> 00:28:57,000
Doctor says the itching and burning should
clear up, but we gotta use the ointment.

344
00:28:57,880 --> 00:28:59,640
Hi!

345
00:29:08,080 --> 00:29:10,360
I suspect the finger food contains

346
00:29:11,080 --> 00:29:12,840
actual fingers.

347
00:29:12,880 --> 00:29:15,800
I think I'll retreat to the library
until the coronation.

348
00:29:16,480 --> 00:29:20,240
I want to be here when Buffy...
Well, however the thing turns out for her.

349
00:29:21,280 --> 00:29:26,000
And that was a very fine thing you two did,
putting Buffy and Cordelia together.

350
00:29:32,080 --> 00:29:33,840
We did one fine thing.

351
00:29:35,080 --> 00:29:37,960
Yeah. They've been gone awhile.
Must really be getting into it.

352
00:29:43,800 --> 00:29:46,960
We should be safe in here for a while.
You need to find a weapon.

353
00:29:48,000 --> 00:29:51,040
Safe? I'm not safe. I'm gonna die.

354
00:29:57,000 --> 00:29:59,120
Yeah, you are if you just stand there.

355
00:30:00,000 --> 00:30:02,520
I'm never gonna be crowned
Homecoming Queen.

356
00:30:03,000 --> 00:30:05,240
I'm never gonna graduate from high school.

357
00:30:05,400 --> 00:30:08,640
I'm never gonna know if it's real
between me and Xander, or if it's just

358
00:30:09,000 --> 00:30:11,920
some temporary insanity that made me think

359
00:30:12,600 --> 00:30:14,480
I loved him.

360
00:30:15,000 --> 00:30:17,800
And now I'm never
gonna get the chance to tell him.

361
00:30:19,200 --> 00:30:20,480
Yes, you are.

362
00:30:21,000 --> 00:30:24,600
We'll head back to the library,
where Giles and the rest of the weapons live.

363
00:30:25,200 --> 00:30:28,240
Then I'll take out the rest,
in time for you to congratulate me

364
00:30:28,800 --> 00:30:31,440
on my sweeping victory
as Homecoming Queen.

365
00:30:32,400 --> 00:30:34,160
I know what you're up to.

366
00:30:34,800 --> 00:30:38,080
You think if you get me mad enough,
I won't be so scared.

367
00:30:38,400 --> 00:30:42,320
And, hey! It's working.
Where's a damn weapon?

368
00:30:46,800 --> 00:30:50,480
- You really love Xander?
- Well, he kinda grows on you, like...

369
00:30:51,000 --> 00:30:52,760
a Chia Pet.

370
00:30:54,600 --> 00:30:57,360
- That's it?
- Just this and a telephone.

371
00:30:58,200 --> 00:31:01,280
A telephone.
And you didn't you think that'd be helpful?

372
00:31:02,400 --> 00:31:04,160
No, this is better for...

373
00:31:09,000 --> 00:31:13,520
You're about to see why Daniel Boone and
that idiot demon are creatures of the past,

374
00:31:14,400 --> 00:31:16,560
and why I am the future.

375
00:31:16,800 --> 00:31:20,560
I'm picking up a signal. They've got a phone!

376
00:31:21,600 --> 00:31:24,960
If you get this message, Giles,
get help and get out here...

377
00:31:25,200 --> 00:31:26,240
Hello?

378
00:31:26,400 --> 00:31:29,400
- What happened?
- It went dead.

379
00:31:34,800 --> 00:31:37,800
- Want me to cut that leg off?
- No, thanks.

380
00:31:43,200 --> 00:31:46,880
Continue proceeding South
90 metres to vector three,

381
00:31:57,600 --> 00:32:02,160
Giles, it's me, And Cordelia, We're in a cabin
in Miller's Woods, and we're in big trouble,

382
00:32:05,200 --> 00:32:09,440
Why is it every time I go somewhere with
you, it always ends in violence and terror?

383
00:32:10,000 --> 00:32:12,840
- Welcome to my life.
- I don't wanna be in your life.

384
00:32:13,000 --> 00:32:14,760
I wanna be in my life.

385
00:32:16,000 --> 00:32:20,280
Well, there's the door. Please feel free
to walk out at anytime and live your life.

386
00:32:20,800 --> 00:32:23,760
All I wanted was to be Homecoming Queen.

387
00:32:24,400 --> 00:32:26,680
And that's all I wanted too, Cordelia.

388
00:32:28,600 --> 00:32:31,320
I spent a year's allowance on this dress.

389
00:32:31,600 --> 00:32:36,400
I don't get why you care about Homecoming
when you're doing stuff like this.

390
00:32:37,000 --> 00:32:41,160
Because this is all I do.
This is what my life is.

391
00:32:47,800 --> 00:32:50,080
You couldn't understand.

392
00:32:51,400 --> 00:32:54,440
I just thought... Homecoming Queen.

393
00:32:55,600 --> 00:32:59,720
I could pick up a yearbook someday
and say "I was there."

394
00:33:00,400 --> 00:33:03,400
I went to high school, I had friends, and,

395
00:33:04,000 --> 00:33:07,320
for one moment, I got to live in the world.

396
00:33:08,800 --> 00:33:10,560
And there'd be proof.

397
00:33:13,000 --> 00:33:16,520
Proof that I was chosen
for something other than this.

398
00:33:20,200 --> 00:33:23,240
Besides... I look cute in a tiara.

399
00:33:25,000 --> 00:33:26,960
Do you hear...

400
00:33:37,600 --> 00:33:39,080
Cor, the gun!

401
00:33:50,200 --> 00:33:51,960
Cordelia, the spatula.

402
00:33:54,400 --> 00:33:55,760
Prepare to launch.

403
00:34:01,000 --> 00:34:03,560
target's in range, Ready your weapon,

404
00:34:04,000 --> 00:34:07,000
Y-axis 53 degrees west by 8 degrees south,

405
00:34:15,400 --> 00:34:16,040
Launch.

406
00:34:38,200 --> 00:34:40,320
We gotta get back to the library.

407
00:34:54,400 --> 00:34:58,320
Easy, darlin'. These things go through you
faster than Grandpa Pete's chilli.

408
00:34:59,200 --> 00:35:03,440
I wanna do Buffy. My weddin' present
for what happened to your poor brother.

409
00:35:04,000 --> 00:35:06,120
- Tector.
- When's she comin'?

410
00:35:07,000 --> 00:35:08,520
Well, he's her watcher.

411
00:35:08,800 --> 00:35:12,280
She'll show -just as soon as she
gets rid of some of our competition.

412
00:35:17,880 --> 00:35:20,640
They're heading west. Back into town.

413
00:35:21,480 --> 00:35:24,360
- They got away?
- Temporarily.

414
00:35:24,480 --> 00:35:27,160
Well, give it up for the slayers.
They got character.

415
00:35:32,880 --> 00:35:34,640
I'll take care of it.

416
00:35:39,480 --> 00:35:41,680
Evening, gentlemen. How may I help you?

417
00:35:41,880 --> 00:35:44,880
Excuse me. Anybody got a warrant here?

418
00:35:46,680 --> 00:35:50,120
Jungle Bob and spike-head are down and out.
The Germans keep finding us.

419
00:35:50,280 --> 00:35:52,480
If we take them out,
we can still make Homecoming.

420
00:35:53,280 --> 00:35:56,400
Those animals! Hunting us down
like poor defenceless...

421
00:35:56,880 --> 00:35:58,680
Well, animals.

422
00:35:59,880 --> 00:36:02,080
We just need to find Gil...

423
00:36:19,080 --> 00:36:20,680
Candy!

424
00:36:24,480 --> 00:36:27,240
I'm gonna kill both you slayers for this!
You hear me?

425
00:36:28,080 --> 00:36:31,080
I hear you, you redneck moron.
You got a dress that goes with that hat?

426
00:36:31,080 --> 00:36:32,000
I'm gonna...

427
00:36:32,280 --> 00:36:35,760
Rip out my innards, play with my eyeballs,
boil my brain and eat it for brunch?

428
00:36:36,480 --> 00:36:40,920
Listen up, needle-brain. We've taken out
four of your cronies and your girlfriend.

429
00:36:41,880 --> 00:36:43,080
- Wife!
- Whatever.

430
00:36:43,080 --> 00:36:47,360
The point is, I haven't even broken a sweat.
See, in the end, Buffy's just the runner-up.

431
00:36:47,880 --> 00:36:52,080
I'm the queen. You get me mad,
what do you think I'm gonna do to you?

432
00:36:58,680 --> 00:37:00,440
Later.

433
00:37:08,640 --> 00:37:11,120
That should teach him
to mistake you for a slayer.

434
00:37:11,640 --> 00:37:14,200
Yes, I must admit I do feel partly responsible.

435
00:37:14,640 --> 00:37:17,960
I did give your friends tacit approval
to make the switch in the limousine.

436
00:37:18,240 --> 00:37:21,640
It's OK. It gave Cor and I a chance
to spend some quality death time.

437
00:37:22,440 --> 00:37:25,600
- And we got these free corsages.
- Oh. That's nice.

438
00:37:27,240 --> 00:37:29,680
Although I don't recall
them mentioning corsages.

439
00:37:30,240 --> 00:37:34,480
Jungle Bob said that the Germans
were hooked into a computer system.

440
00:37:38,040 --> 00:37:39,800
And they're hooked into us.

441
00:37:45,240 --> 00:37:48,360
- Oh God, get rid of these things.
- I need some wet toilet paper.

442
00:37:48,840 --> 00:37:50,480
Yeah! That'll help.

443
00:37:55,440 --> 00:37:57,560
transmitting coordinates now,

444
00:37:59,040 --> 00:38:00,800
They're 50 feet away.

445
00:38:12,840 --> 00:38:15,120
Axis 6 degrees by 43,

446
00:38:16,440 --> 00:38:17,840
I have them in range.

447
00:38:23,040 --> 00:38:25,960
I have the targets together,
20 feet north and stationary,

448
00:38:26,640 --> 00:38:29,280
Final position is locked, Fire when ready,

449
00:38:34,440 --> 00:38:36,840
Both targets 7 degrees by 35.

450
00:38:41,040 --> 00:38:43,520
Adjust. Right ten degrees. Fire.

451
00:39:00,240 --> 00:39:02,000
I won.

452
00:39:15,240 --> 00:39:18,880
- Hello! Nice to meet you.
- Yeah. Hi, it's a pleasure. Where am I?

453
00:39:19,440 --> 00:39:22,200
In my office. I'm Richard Wilkins,
Mayor of Sunnydale.

454
00:39:22,440 --> 00:39:26,080
And you're... Mr Trick. Please, sit down.

455
00:39:29,040 --> 00:39:31,000
That's an exciting suit.

456
00:39:32,040 --> 00:39:35,560
- Well, clothes make the man.
- Well, as I understand it,

457
00:39:36,840 --> 00:39:38,800
you're not a man exactly.

458
00:39:39,840 --> 00:39:42,800
Mr Trick, I've been the Mayor
for quite some time.

459
00:39:43,440 --> 00:39:47,360
I like things to run smoothly.
This is a very important year for me.

460
00:39:47,640 --> 00:39:49,960
- Election year.
- Something like that.

461
00:39:51,240 --> 00:39:54,560
If you're telling me I don't fit in here
in your quiet neighbourhood,

462
00:39:55,440 --> 00:40:00,120
you can just skip it, cos that all got old
long before I became a vampire.

463
00:40:00,840 --> 00:40:03,080
Do you have children?

464
00:40:03,840 --> 00:40:08,720
Children are the heart of a community.
They need to be looked after. Controlled.

465
00:40:09,240 --> 00:40:12,360
The more rebellious element
needs to be dealt with.

466
00:40:12,840 --> 00:40:17,280
The children are our future.
We need them. I need them.

467
00:40:18,240 --> 00:40:21,800
If this rebellious element
means who I think it does,

468
00:40:21,840 --> 00:40:24,880
that problem may be
taken care of this very night.

469
00:40:26,040 --> 00:40:27,600
So I've heard.

470
00:40:27,840 --> 00:40:30,720
That's a very enterprising idea
you have: SlayerFest.

471
00:40:31,440 --> 00:40:36,320
I love that name, by the way. You see,
that's the kind of initiative I need on my team.

472
00:40:36,840 --> 00:40:41,200
- What if I don't wanna be a part of the team?
- Oh, no, that won't be an issue.

473
00:40:44,040 --> 00:40:46,560
See, you and I are gonna get along very well.

474
00:40:47,640 --> 00:40:49,400
Moist towelette?

475
00:40:51,520 --> 00:40:54,320
Hey, guys, the moment
we've all been waiting for.

476
00:40:56,920 --> 00:41:00,200
They're gonna announce the queen.
Where are they? What's keeping them?

477
00:41:00,520 --> 00:41:02,480
I'm gonna go with mud wrestling.

478
00:41:05,920 --> 00:41:09,280
- Oh, God! What did you do to each other?
- Long story.

479
00:41:09,520 --> 00:41:12,000
- Got hunted.
- Apparently not that long.

480
00:41:13,720 --> 00:41:17,440
Tell you one thing, though:
you don't wanna mess with Cordelia.

481
00:41:19,120 --> 00:41:20,720
No.

482
00:41:21,520 --> 00:41:25,320
In this envelope, I hold the name
of this year's Homecoming Queen.

483
00:41:26,920 --> 00:41:30,400
After all we've been through tonight,
this whole queen-capade seems pretty...

484
00:41:31,120 --> 00:41:33,040
- Damn important.
- Oh, yeah.

485
00:41:33,520 --> 00:41:35,280
And the winner is...

486
00:41:41,320 --> 00:41:45,040
Hey, I believe we have a first
for Sunnydale High. We have a tie.

487
00:41:45,520 --> 00:41:49,400
The winners are Holly Charleston
and Michelle Blake.

488
00:42:02,320 --> 00:42:04,600
I'm just so honoured.

489
00:42:04,720 --> 00:42:08,400
I can't believe it! I mean,
that you would pick me - or us -

490
00:42:09,520 --> 00:42:14,040
out of every girl in the whole school.
It's just so wonderful!

491
00:42:14,920 --> 00:42:17,720
I promised myself I wasn't gonna cry...

492
00:42:18,305 --> 00:43:18,545
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