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In every generation there is a Chosen One,

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She alone will stand against the vampires,
the demons and the forces of darkness,

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She is the Slayer,

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- You don't know what you're talking about.
- Xander, he was in charge.

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He was a puppet. She was using him.

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He didn't seem like the type of guy
who would let himself be used.

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That was her genius! He didn't know
he was playing second fiddle. Buffy...

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Who was the real power,
the Captain or Tennille?

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Um, who are these people?

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The Captain and Tennille?!

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Somebody was raised
in a culture-free environment!

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- I'm sorry! I was just...
- Thinkin'?

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No, not thinking.
Having a lot of happy not-thoughts.

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I love it when things are quiet around here.

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With Spike and Drusilla out of the way,
we've really been ridin' the mellow!

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And I am really jinxin'
the hell out of us by sayin' that.

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Yeah, but we'll let you off this time.

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So, we're pretty sure there are no more
Tarakan assassins coming our way?

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- Angel's sources say the contract's off.
- How is Angel?

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- Pretend I care.
- Getting better.

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- You're loving playing nursemaid?
- Oh, yeah.

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- Better than playing naughty stewardess?
- Xander!

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You guys wait here a second.

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No!

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Mom!

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I'm sorry. I heard...

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Uh, I broke a wine glass.

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- You're home early.
- Hi.

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Hi.

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Oh, this is my daughter Buffy.

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Buffy, this is Ted.

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OK, here we go!

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So, these late nights at the gallery recently.
I gather you were cataloguing more than art.

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Well, I've been looking for the right moment
to introduce you two. He's a wonderful man.

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How'd you meet?

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He sells computer software.
He redid my system at the gallery.

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- Freed up a lot of my time.
- To meet new people.

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- And smooch them in my kitchen.
- You weren't supposed to see that.

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- I like my new nine-gig hard drive.
- But you don't love it.

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Without the DMA upgrade,
it's only half a rocket ship.

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- Yeah, but who can afford the upgrades?
- You can.

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I get the demos for free. I can give them
to you. Any friend of Buffy's...

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What?

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It's the sound she makes
when she's speechless with geeker-joy.

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This is the finest pizza on God's
green earth. What is your secret?

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After you bake it, you fry it in herbs and
olive oil, but you gotta use a cast-iron skillet.

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- No room for compromise there.
- You should market these things.

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You can get 200-300 bucks apiece!

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- Hungry?
- No, thanks.

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Buffy, I want to apologise.
That wasn't how I wanted us to meet.

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I wanted it to be... perfect.

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I'm very fond of your mother.
I guess that's pretty obvious.

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I know you're the most
important thing in her life and...

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Well, gosh, that makes you
pretty important to me, too.

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- Buffy, I really want you to be OK with this.
- Beg to differ.

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We really want you to be OK with this.

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- I'm OK.
- You are?

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I am!

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Buffy, I believe he's, um...

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It's... staking time, really, don't you think?

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- Any others?
- For their sakes, I certainly hope not.

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- What? I kill vampires. That's my job.
- True, true.

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You don't usually beat them
into quite such a pulp beforehand.

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- Everything all right?
- Yeah. Fine.

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I killed one here on Wednesday.
Why are they in the park?

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They're scattered, you know?
Their leaders are gone, with any luck dead.

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In times of crisis,
they return to the easiest feeding grounds.

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Vampires are creeps.

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Yes, that's why one slays them.

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People are perfectly happy
getting along, then vampires come.

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They run around and kill people and take over
your house and make stupid mini-pizzas...

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Uh, Buffy...

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I believe the subtext here
is rapidly becoming a... a text.

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- Sure there's nothing you want to share?
- No. Forget it.

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Think there'll be any more? I can wait.

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- If you say one more word, things'll get dire.
- Did you even bother to taste 'em?

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No! Well, I did. And I'm here to tell ya,
those mini-pizzas have changed my life.

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Ted is the master chef.

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Fine. He's a good cook.
What does that really tell you?

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- Everything.
- You don't like him.

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I don't know him. So far all I see is
someone who apparently has a good job,...

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..seems nice and polite,
and my mother likes him.

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What kind of a monster is he?

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There's something
too clean about this clown.

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He's a clean clown!

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- I have my own fun.
- Buff, you're lacking evidence.

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- I think we're in Sigmund Freud territory.
- He has a point.

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Separation anxiety, the mother figure taken
away, conflict with the father figure...

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- He's not my father figure.
- Having issues much?

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- I am not!
- # You're having parental issues!

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- # You're having parental issues!
- Xander...

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Freud would have said the exact same thing.

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- He might not have done that little dance.
- OK, I admit it's weird.

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Seeing my mother Frenching a guy is a
ticket to therapy-land, but it's more than that.

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I'm good at sensing things and
there is something wrong with this... Ted.

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- Ted!
- Of course. Who'd you think I meant?

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- Hi, Ted... Ted who's here.
- Hello, kids.

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- What are you doing here?
- Updating the software.

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Which reminds me. Your upgrades.

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- Oh, what a day! Thank you.
- Think nothing of it.

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- Buffy, do you like miniature golf?
- Who doesn't?

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Your mother and I thought this Saturday
we'd drag the three of you to the course,...

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..spend time swinging the iron
with the stuffy old people.

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- Well...
- I'm making a picnic basket.

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- With mini-pizzas?
- And cookies.

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You know what? We would love to, but
unfortunately we have that thing on Saturday.

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Oh, that thing! That thing,

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Hey, we can do that thing any time.
I'm tired of doin' that thing. We're on.

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Great!

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Hello, Jenny.

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Rupert. Hi.

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Some of your textbooks
were delivered to the library.

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Do you want me to hang on to them?

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Yeah, that's fine.
I'll send the kids by to pick 'em up.

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Right. Good.

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Pretty flimsy excuse for comin' by to see me.

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You should have heard the ones I threw out!

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Well, I just wanted to...
see how you were doing.

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I'm doin' pretty good, actually.

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I've stayed out of mortal danger
for three whole weeks.

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I could get used to it.

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I'm still having trouble sleeping, though.

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Of course. Um, you need time.

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Or possibly space.
Rupert, I know you're concerned.

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But having you constantly pokin' around,
makin' puppy-dog eyes, askin' if I'm OK...

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You make me feel bad that I don't feel better.

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I don't want that responsibility.

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I'm sorry. I certainly don't mean to make...

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..dog eyes at you.

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- I'm just...
- Worried. I know.

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I shouldn't have bothered you.

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Mom's like "Will Ted like this?
Ted's teachin' me computers."

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"Ted said..." And I'm like "Great, Mom."
She said I was being sarcastic.

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- I'm sorry if I don't talk about Ted all day!
- So you're gonna talk about somethin' else?

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I'm sorry. I just have so much to deal with.
I don't need some new guy in my life.

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No? Maybe your mom does.

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Well, sure, if you're gonna use wisdom!

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Loneliness is about
the scariest thing there is.

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OK, so my mom needs a guy in her life.

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- Does it have to be Ted?
- You have somebody else in mind?

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There's a guy out there
that would satisfy you?

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My dad.

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Yeah, OK, that's not gonna happen.

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Fine, fine. I'll give Ted a chance.

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I'll play minigolf and I'll smile and
curtsey and be the dutiful daughter.

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Do I have to like him?

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- Kiss me.
- Finally something I wanna do!

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Ah! The dreaded five-par cuckoo clock!

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Ha! So many have come,
so few have conquered.

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That picnic was delicious!
It's rare to find a man that cooks.

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I know. I've been looking a long time for one!

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Buffy, I bet the boys are lined up around
the block trying to get a date with you.

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- Not really.
- Oh, they are, but she's only interested in...

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Uh, her studies!

156
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Book-cracker Buffy. It's kind of her nickname.

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I'm glad to hear it. I bet that means
your grades will be picking up soon.

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My grades?

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- How does he know about my grades?
- I told him.

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He wants to know everything about you.
He's concerned. That's a good thing.

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Ooh, nice shot, Ted!

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Keep your eye on the ball.
Watch those elbows!

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Oh, bad luck, little lady!

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- Oh, we won't count it.
- We won't?

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- It's just miniature golf.
- It is, but the rules are the rules.

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What we teach her is what she takes
into the world when we're not there,...

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..whether it's at school
or an unchaperoned party.

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I won't overstep my bounds.
It's between you and your mother.

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I just think right is right.

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He has a point.

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Fine. I'll just go hit my ball from the rough.

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Hey, how about that? Got a hole in two!

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Beg to differ.

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OK, so fine my score or whatever.

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I think you're missing the point here,
little lady.

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Right is right. Wrong is wrong.
Why don't people see that?

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- It's just a game?
- Right, it's just a game, do your own thing.

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Well, I'm not wired that way.
And I'm here to tell you...

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..it is not a game, it does count, and I don't
stand for that kind of malarkey in my house!

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Then it's a good thing I'm not in your house.

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Do you want me to slap
that smart-ass mouth of yours?

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Who's up for dessert?
I made chocolate-chip cookies!

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- Yummy!
- Cookies!

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Yeah, I made too many, so you guys
are gonna have to take some home.

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Mm! Buffy, you've got to try one of these.
They're really good.

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Mm! These are tasty!

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- Good morning, sunshine.
- Hey.

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I've got juice, I've got sticky buns.
Don't they smell good? Ted made them.

189
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What?

190
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I'd just like to eat something
that Ted didn't make.

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- What kind of an attitude is that?
- I know you think he's great...

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He went out of his way to be nice and you
couldn't say two words to him on Saturday.

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I do not expect you to love him right away
like I do, but I want you to treat him decently.

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You love him?

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I don't know.

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That just slipped out... But I guess.

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- It's not like men beat down the door...
- ..when you're a single parent.

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I wouldn't have anything to do with anybody
who didn't care about you, but he does.

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I don't understand why you can't see that.

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- He threatened me.
- What?

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He threatened me.
He said that he was gonna slap my face.

202
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He said no such thing.
Honey, Ted told me what happened.

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- He caught you cheating, didn't he?
- Yeah, I kicked my ball in. Put me in jail.

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- But he totally wigged.
- Did he say anything in front of the others?

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- No, but I don't think that's...
- I thought that was pretty decent of him.

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Ted said we have to
give you time to come round.

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Speaking of which, he's making dinner for us
tonight, so I'd like you home promptly at six.

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Mm! This is so delicious!

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Check him out?

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Investigate him. Find out his secrets.

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- Can you say "overreaction"?
- Can you say "sucking chest wound"?

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00:15:01,760 --> 00:15:05,280
Buffy, it just seems like you
want him to be corrupt or something.

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- The guy lost his senses over minigolf.
- Being a little uptight isn't a slaying offence.

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Don't give me the look. I'm on your side.
But some things you have to accept.

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And Ted ain't one of 'em.

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- Hey, Cordy, nice outfit!
- Oh, very funny.

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- Not really.
- What are you saying?

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- Nice outfit?
- Why don't you just keep your mouth shut?

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Would you guys excuse me for a sec?

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What's up with them?

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- What's wrong?
- I gave you a compliment.

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- In front of your friends. They'll know.
- Know what?

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Please! It's too traumatic
for me to even say it!

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That we kissed?

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I'm not gonna tell. They're not gonna know.
Not your friends, not my friends.

226
00:15:53,960 --> 00:15:58,360
- Wanna go to the utility room and make out?
- God, is that all you ever think about?

227
00:16:00,560 --> 00:16:01,760
OK.

228
00:16:01,760 --> 00:16:05,800
Well, I'm not wrong here. Ted has a problem
with me. He acts like I'm in the way.

229
00:16:06,560 --> 00:16:09,840
- Mom's been different since he was around.
- Different like happy?

230
00:16:10,160 --> 00:16:13,320
- Like Stepford. Will you help me?
- You know I will.

231
00:16:14,360 --> 00:16:18,680
- What do you want me to look for?
- Let's start small. Find out where he works.

232
00:16:24,560 --> 00:16:28,040
Yeah, it's a terrific product.
No PC should be without it.

233
00:16:28,760 --> 00:16:31,920
No, Mrs Lansdale,
it is not an inexpensive piece of software.

234
00:16:32,360 --> 00:16:35,160
As a matter of fact,
it's a very expensive one,...

235
00:16:35,360 --> 00:16:37,880
..which removes the risk
of crashing your system.

236
00:16:38,360 --> 00:16:41,960
Of course, if you prefer something cheap,
I can always recommend...

237
00:16:43,760 --> 00:16:46,800
Trust me, you won't be sorry.
Thank you very much.

238
00:16:58,160 --> 00:16:59,920
Goin' to lunch!

239
00:17:05,960 --> 00:17:08,520
You're new, aren't ya? I'm Neal.

240
00:17:08,960 --> 00:17:11,000
I'm B... Linda. Belinda.

241
00:17:11,360 --> 00:17:13,720
I'm just temping for the day.

242
00:17:13,760 --> 00:17:16,800
Wow! That guy's a salesman.
He's the one to beat around here.

243
00:17:17,360 --> 00:17:20,120
Nobody beats the Machine.
The guy is a genius.

244
00:17:20,960 --> 00:17:25,840
Knows everything about computers,
never loses a client. If I sound bitter, I am.

245
00:17:26,360 --> 00:17:30,640
Nobody likes an overachiever. He's probably
got ex-wives and families to support.

246
00:17:31,160 --> 00:17:35,080
He's just got a girlfriend.
I'm amazed he let her clutter his desk.

247
00:17:37,760 --> 00:17:40,160
Thank God he's takin' off for the wedding.

248
00:17:40,160 --> 00:17:42,760
- The wedding?
- He's got it set for two months from now.

249
00:17:43,160 --> 00:17:45,760
Believe me, I am counting the days.

250
00:17:46,760 --> 00:17:50,240
Uh-oh, the Über-Boss. Back to the salt mines.

251
00:18:22,760 --> 00:18:25,400
We thank you for what
we are about to receive,...

252
00:18:25,760 --> 00:18:30,760
..and we ask that you bless this house and
help the people in it to be more productive,...

253
00:18:31,760 --> 00:18:35,200
..more considerate and more honest.

254
00:18:35,960 --> 00:18:38,080
- Amen.
- Amen.

255
00:18:38,960 --> 00:18:43,280
Well, another great day at work. How was
school today, Buffy? Did you learn anything?

256
00:18:44,360 --> 00:18:46,720
- Quite a bit.
- Good for you.

257
00:18:46,760 --> 00:18:49,920
- Well, Joycie, what do you think?
- Every home should have one of you.

258
00:18:50,360 --> 00:18:52,560
It's fantastic! Don't you think?

259
00:18:56,960 --> 00:18:58,480
- Looks good.
- Well, little lady,...

260
00:18:58,760 --> 00:19:02,280
..it's not just for looks.
It's for building strong bodies.

261
00:19:05,360 --> 00:19:07,120
Honey?

262
00:19:08,360 --> 00:19:10,280
Are you two engaged?

263
00:19:10,760 --> 00:19:14,720
- Goodness, no! What gave you that idea?
- Joycie, let me handle this.

264
00:19:14,960 --> 00:19:18,280
Buffy, your mother and I are
taking it one step at a time.

265
00:19:19,160 --> 00:19:21,160
And if things go the way I hope,...

266
00:19:21,560 --> 00:19:25,840
..maybe someday soon
I just might ask her to tie the knot.

267
00:19:28,160 --> 00:19:30,280
How would you feel about that?

268
00:19:31,760 --> 00:19:35,680
It's OK to have feelings, Buffy,
and it's OK to express them.

269
00:19:37,160 --> 00:19:38,760
- I'd feel like killing myself.
- Buffy!

270
00:19:38,960 --> 00:19:40,840
No, no. I told her to be honest.

271
00:19:41,360 --> 00:19:44,600
Sweetheart, you should try and
get used to me, cos you know what?

272
00:19:44,960 --> 00:19:47,440
I'm not going anywhere.

273
00:19:47,960 --> 00:19:50,440
- May I be excused?
- You can go to your room, young lady.

274
00:19:50,960 --> 00:19:53,440
That's where you can go.

275
00:19:58,160 --> 00:20:01,840
Ted, I am so embarrassed.
I don't know what's wrong with her.

276
00:20:02,360 --> 00:20:06,880
Joycie, you don't get to be salesman of the
year by giving up after a couple of rejections.

277
00:20:07,760 --> 00:20:09,520
She'll come round.

278
00:20:25,760 --> 00:20:27,520
Vampires!

279
00:20:28,760 --> 00:20:30,520
Here, vampires!

280
00:20:41,960 --> 00:20:45,440
- What are you doing in here?
- Your mother told you to go to your room.

281
00:20:46,160 --> 00:20:49,080
She didn't mean climb out
a window and go gallivanting.

282
00:20:49,760 --> 00:20:51,880
First of all, this is my room. Second...

283
00:20:52,760 --> 00:20:54,960
- Have you been through my things?
- Yes, I have.

284
00:20:55,160 --> 00:20:56,800
That's personal. How dare you!

285
00:20:57,560 --> 00:21:00,840
I don't see how it's different from
you snooping around my office.

286
00:21:01,160 --> 00:21:04,280
What exactly is a "vampire slayer"?

287
00:21:04,760 --> 00:21:07,800
- It's none of your business.
- Beg to differ, little lady.

288
00:21:08,360 --> 00:21:11,680
Everything you do is nothing
but my business from now on.

289
00:21:11,960 --> 00:21:16,160
- I think you'd better get out of here. Now!
- Or what? You'll slay me?

290
00:21:17,960 --> 00:21:22,120
I'm real. I'm not some goblin
you made up in your little diary.

291
00:21:22,760 --> 00:21:25,920
Psychiatrists have a word
for something like this: delusional.

292
00:21:26,360 --> 00:21:31,520
So from now on you'll do what I say
when I say, or I show this to your mother.

293
00:21:32,360 --> 00:21:35,920
And you'll spend your best
dating years inside a mental institution.

294
00:21:36,560 --> 00:21:40,920
Your mother and I are going to be happy.
You're not going to stand in the way.

295
00:21:41,360 --> 00:21:43,160
Sleep tight.

296
00:21:43,760 --> 00:21:47,120
That's mine, and you are not
leaving this room with it.

297
00:21:47,640 --> 00:21:49,840
- Take your hand off me.
- No.

298
00:21:56,040 --> 00:21:58,360
I was so hoping you'd do that.

299
00:22:06,240 --> 00:22:08,200
Buffy, stop that! Stop it!

300
00:22:20,040 --> 00:22:20,840
Ted...

301
00:22:21,840 --> 00:22:23,760
Ted! Ted!

302
00:22:31,440 --> 00:22:33,360
You killed him!

303
00:23:02,040 --> 00:23:04,440
Ma'am, I'm Detective Stein.

304
00:23:04,440 --> 00:23:06,640
Sorry, but I need to ask you a few questions.

305
00:23:07,440 --> 00:23:09,520
Your relationship with the deceased?

306
00:23:09,840 --> 00:23:14,040
- We were, um, seeing each other.
- Can you tell me what happened?

307
00:23:14,640 --> 00:23:16,600
He fell.

308
00:23:17,040 --> 00:23:19,040
Down the stairs. He fell.

309
00:23:19,440 --> 00:23:22,040
I see. Did he slip?
Do you know what made him fall?

310
00:23:23,040 --> 00:23:24,960
I hit him.

311
00:23:27,240 --> 00:23:28,840
I hit him.

312
00:23:45,240 --> 00:23:49,520
He was in my room...
and we got into an argument.

313
00:23:50,640 --> 00:23:52,400
About what?

314
00:23:54,240 --> 00:23:55,240
He...

315
00:23:55,440 --> 00:23:58,320
Was this the first time that
you two had had an argument?

316
00:24:01,440 --> 00:24:03,040
No.

317
00:24:03,840 --> 00:24:06,280
He threatened me.
He said that he would slap me.

318
00:24:06,840 --> 00:24:08,960
- That was tonight?
- No.

319
00:24:09,840 --> 00:24:14,560
But he had my diary, and I tried to
take it back, and that's when he hit me.

320
00:24:15,840 --> 00:24:17,600
Where?

321
00:24:20,640 --> 00:24:23,400
It doesn't look like he hit you very hard.

322
00:24:24,240 --> 00:24:26,560
- I don't bruise easily.
- You've been hit before?

323
00:24:26,640 --> 00:24:29,000
- Yes.
- But Ted never hit you?

324
00:24:29,640 --> 00:24:31,280
- I told you...
- Before tonight?

325
00:24:31,440 --> 00:24:33,920
- Ted never hit you before tonight?
- What do you want?

326
00:24:34,440 --> 00:24:38,280
- I told you what happened. I didn't mean to.
- I believe you. Things got out of hand.

327
00:24:38,640 --> 00:24:40,280
He's a big guy.

328
00:24:45,240 --> 00:24:48,600
- Are you charging her?
- We're not bringing anything against her yet.

329
00:24:49,440 --> 00:24:51,800
She says Mr Buchanan struck her. If it's true...

330
00:24:51,840 --> 00:24:54,400
Anyway, we've gotta examine it further.

331
00:24:54,840 --> 00:24:59,480
Right now you should take her home and
the two of you should try and get some rest.

332
00:25:37,920 --> 00:25:39,320
Buffy!

333
00:25:40,920 --> 00:25:43,200
- Are you OK?
- How come you're here?

334
00:25:43,320 --> 00:25:47,040
I couldn't stay at home.
Mom won't even look at me.

335
00:25:47,520 --> 00:25:51,600
What happened?
Unless you don't wanna talk about it.

336
00:25:52,320 --> 00:25:56,200
We had a fight and I lost my temper.
Really let him have it.

337
00:25:57,120 --> 00:25:59,320
The paper said he fell.

338
00:25:59,520 --> 00:26:01,760
He fell. Hard.

339
00:26:01,920 --> 00:26:04,280
- What was he?
- What?

340
00:26:04,920 --> 00:26:09,120
What was he? A demon? A giant bug? A dark
god with the secrets of nouvelle cuisine?

341
00:26:09,720 --> 00:26:13,360
I mean,
we are talking creature feature here, right?

342
00:26:14,520 --> 00:26:18,440
- Oh, man.
- I'm sure it wasn't your fault. He started it.

343
00:26:20,520 --> 00:26:23,760
Yeah... that defence only works
in six-year-old court, Will.

344
00:26:24,120 --> 00:26:27,160
Court?
Are they charging you with something?

345
00:26:27,720 --> 00:26:29,840
I don't know. Not yet.

346
00:26:34,320 --> 00:26:37,520
He was a person... and I killed him.

347
00:26:37,920 --> 00:26:41,360
- Don't say that.
- Why not? Everyone else is.

348
00:26:42,720 --> 00:26:44,800
- And it's the truth.
- It was an accident.

349
00:26:45,120 --> 00:26:48,440
I'm the Slayer.
I had no right to hit him like that.

350
00:26:49,320 --> 00:26:52,800
Look, Buffy, I don't know
what happened exactly, but I do know you.

351
00:26:53,520 --> 00:26:56,480
I know you would never hurt
anyone intentionally. Unless...

352
00:26:56,520 --> 00:26:59,680
Unless... they were dating my mother?

353
00:27:01,320 --> 00:27:03,080
I gotta go.

354
00:27:15,720 --> 00:27:17,480
Buffy!

355
00:27:19,920 --> 00:27:21,960
Are you all right?

356
00:27:22,320 --> 00:27:26,560
Stupid question. I'm sorry.
If there's anything you need, just ask.

357
00:27:27,120 --> 00:27:29,280
What's going on?

358
00:27:29,520 --> 00:27:34,880
Oh, you needn't worry about them. They're
just asking a few questions. Your behaviour...

359
00:27:35,520 --> 00:27:37,680
Um, I...

360
00:27:39,720 --> 00:27:41,840
Of course, I told them you, uh...

361
00:27:45,720 --> 00:27:50,640
Man, this is killin' me! That bastard was up to
somethin'. If I could get my hands on him...

362
00:27:51,120 --> 00:27:53,360
- ..earlier this week...
- I thought you liked him.

363
00:27:54,120 --> 00:27:56,120
I sometimes like things
that are not good for me.

364
00:27:56,520 --> 00:27:59,520
Besides, no way does Buffy put
the big hurt on an innocent man.

365
00:27:59,520 --> 00:28:02,600
- Nice Uncle Ted was dirty.
- We've gotta prove that somehow.

366
00:28:03,120 --> 00:28:06,160
- Xander, do you have a pen?
- If Buffy is jailed because of that creep,...

367
00:28:06,720 --> 00:28:08,800
..I'm gonna lose it. He's gotta be in there.

368
00:28:09,120 --> 00:28:12,400
A history of domestic violence,
a criminal record... Ooh! Cookies!

369
00:28:13,320 --> 00:28:16,520
- Buffy's the Slayer. Shouldn't she have...
- What, a licence to kill?

370
00:28:16,920 --> 00:28:20,280
Not for fun, but she's like this superman.
Shouldn't she have different rules?

371
00:28:20,520 --> 00:28:24,160
- Sure, in a fascist society.
- Right! Why can't we have one of those?

372
00:28:25,320 --> 00:28:29,320
- Buffy's not going to jail. It's not fair.
- Whatever the authorities have planned,...

373
00:28:29,520 --> 00:28:33,920
..it can't be much worse than what she's
doing to herself. She's taken a human life.

374
00:28:34,920 --> 00:28:37,680
The guilt is pretty hard to bear.
It won't go away soon.

375
00:28:37,920 --> 00:28:41,200
You should know, since you helped
raise that demon that killed a guy.

376
00:28:41,520 --> 00:28:44,160
Yes. Do let's bring that up
as often as possible.

377
00:28:45,120 --> 00:28:46,920
So, Giles, you takin' over tonight?

378
00:28:46,920 --> 00:28:51,400
Buffy's not in any shape to patrol. The least
I can do is pick up the slack. Someone has to.

379
00:28:52,320 --> 00:28:56,920
- You shouldn't go out without the Slayer.
- Until Buffy regains her equilibrium,...

380
00:28:57,720 --> 00:28:59,680
- ..there is no Slayer.
- If you need help...

381
00:29:00,120 --> 00:29:03,200
No, Buffy needs your help more than I.
Cary on investigating.

382
00:29:03,720 --> 00:29:06,800
Find out as much about
this Buchanan chap as possible.

383
00:29:07,320 --> 00:29:09,080
Be careful.

384
00:29:09,120 --> 00:29:10,880
I will.

385
00:29:13,160 --> 00:29:16,880
Ted's got no criminal record.
Damn, this guy's like citizen of the year!

386
00:29:17,360 --> 00:29:19,440
Don't sweat it. It'll be fine.

387
00:29:19,760 --> 00:29:22,080
- Don't sweat it?
- Yeah, cute buddy!

388
00:29:22,760 --> 00:29:24,760
We'll work it out. No worries.

389
00:29:25,160 --> 00:29:30,000
- What happened to "this is killing me"?
- Worrying isn't gonna solve any problems.

390
00:29:45,560 --> 00:29:47,720
Can I help?

391
00:29:47,960 --> 00:29:49,720
It's done.

392
00:29:51,560 --> 00:29:54,560
I've been meaning to
clean out this junk for months.

393
00:29:57,560 --> 00:29:59,440
Do you have homework?

394
00:29:59,960 --> 00:30:02,600
- I didn't mean to hurt him.
- I don't wanna talk about this.

395
00:30:02,960 --> 00:30:06,120
- Mom, please, you have to know...
- I can't. Not yet.

396
00:30:06,560 --> 00:30:09,600
Please, Buffy, just go to your room.

397
00:30:22,160 --> 00:30:25,000
- OK...
- What do we know?

398
00:30:25,160 --> 00:30:28,040
Well, apparently the secret
ingredient is not love.

399
00:30:29,360 --> 00:30:32,960
- What is it?
- I'm not positive, but I think it's dekfatorin.

400
00:30:33,560 --> 00:30:36,880
It's like a tranquilliser.
Keeps you all mellow and compliant.

401
00:30:37,160 --> 00:30:40,040
It also shares a few
components with ecstasy.

402
00:30:40,760 --> 00:30:44,080
This is evidence! This is real evidence
that Ted was some kind of crook.

403
00:30:44,360 --> 00:30:47,880
Buffy's cleared. Willow,
you are the best human ever, I adore you!

404
00:30:49,760 --> 00:30:52,320
That's the cookies talkin', but you rock!

405
00:30:52,760 --> 00:30:54,520
Your search finally hit pay dirt.

406
00:30:55,160 --> 00:30:58,440
I got personal records,
marriage certificates, and an address.

407
00:30:58,760 --> 00:31:03,560
Well, let's check it out. Get our Slayer back
on her feet before somebody else gets hurt.

408
00:31:17,680 --> 00:31:21,000
- I get that reaction from men all the time!
- Jenny, what are you doing here?

409
00:31:21,280 --> 00:31:23,080
I saw your car. I wanted to apologise.

410
00:31:23,680 --> 00:31:27,560
- Now's not the best time...
- No, please, let me just get this out.

411
00:31:29,080 --> 00:31:32,480
I was so harsh the other day. I am so sorry.

412
00:31:33,280 --> 00:31:37,400
I mean, I know how badly you must feel
about putting me in danger before.

413
00:31:38,080 --> 00:31:40,200
Imagine how I must... feel now.

414
00:31:46,480 --> 00:31:48,240
Mom?

415
00:31:51,880 --> 00:31:53,640
To hell with this!

416
00:31:58,480 --> 00:32:00,240
She nailed it shut.

417
00:32:01,480 --> 00:32:04,760
Well, it's official.
This day can't get any worse.

418
00:32:06,880 --> 00:32:08,240
Beg to differ.

419
00:32:15,280 --> 00:32:18,520
- You died.
- That's right, little lady. You killed me.

420
00:32:19,480 --> 00:32:23,200
Do we have something to say about that?
Are we sorry?

421
00:32:24,280 --> 00:32:26,520
- What are you?
- I'm a salesman.

422
00:32:27,280 --> 00:32:31,160
That's what you should have remembered.
No matter how you put him down,...

423
00:32:34,480 --> 00:32:36,800
..a good salesman always bounces back.

424
00:32:42,880 --> 00:32:44,640
My bow!

425
00:33:04,480 --> 00:33:07,680
See, I had to shut down for a while
to get you off my back.

426
00:33:08,080 --> 00:33:12,960
You should have seen the intern's face when
I got up. It was a hoot! Fun's over, though.

427
00:33:18,880 --> 00:33:20,640
Say good night, big guy!

428
00:33:24,280 --> 00:33:26,040
Oh, God!

429
00:33:26,680 --> 00:33:29,560
Oh, no!

430
00:33:30,280 --> 00:33:32,240
Nice shot, lady!

431
00:33:50,080 --> 00:33:52,440
That wasn't playin' fair, missy!

432
00:33:53,680 --> 00:33:57,120
You're gonna find... Hell of a day!
Makes you feel like you're 18 again!

433
00:33:57,880 --> 00:34:00,400
..that I don't like being disobeyed!

434
00:34:12,880 --> 00:34:16,760
Don't worry about me and your mother.
We're gonna be very happy.

435
00:34:24,880 --> 00:34:26,640
Careful!

436
00:34:33,880 --> 00:34:35,640
Let's look around.

437
00:34:38,680 --> 00:34:41,440
- I'll take the back.
- Check for cookies.

438
00:34:42,280 --> 00:34:43,880
For evidence!

439
00:34:44,080 --> 00:34:46,400
So far I've counted four marriage certificates.

440
00:34:46,480 --> 00:34:49,120
- Any divorce papers?
- Not a one.

441
00:34:50,080 --> 00:34:54,200
- So, either our boy was a Mormon, or...
- Whoa! 1951?

442
00:34:54,880 --> 00:34:57,760
Ted must have married young.
Like, pre-school young.

443
00:34:57,880 --> 00:35:01,280
Nothing interesting. Doesn't look
like anybody works or lives here.

444
00:35:02,080 --> 00:35:05,240
Something's missing here.
This doesn't seem like Ted at all.

445
00:35:05,680 --> 00:35:09,040
Yeah, and this rug,
it doesn't go with the rest of the decor.

446
00:35:22,480 --> 00:35:24,120
Buffy...

447
00:35:24,280 --> 00:35:26,360
I'm sorry. I know you didn't mean to...

448
00:35:28,480 --> 00:35:30,240
- Joyce?
- Ted!

449
00:35:31,480 --> 00:35:33,760
Is it really...? But you were...

450
00:35:34,480 --> 00:35:36,760
I'm OK. I'm OK.

451
00:35:38,080 --> 00:35:40,320
I don't understand this. You were dead!

452
00:35:41,080 --> 00:35:45,280
They said I was dead for six minutes.
Any longer would have caused brain damage.

453
00:35:45,880 --> 00:35:47,640
- Why didn't they tell us?
- Nobody knew.

454
00:35:47,680 --> 00:35:50,160
In the morgue,
I was unconscious for almost a day.

455
00:35:50,680 --> 00:35:53,160
An intern found me. It's a miracle, Joyce.

456
00:35:53,680 --> 00:35:55,600
- Oh, Ted!
- I know.

457
00:35:58,480 --> 00:36:00,520
Oh, my God! Buffy!

458
00:36:00,880 --> 00:36:03,520
Ted, she never meant to hurt you.
You have to believe me.

459
00:36:03,880 --> 00:36:08,760
You don't have to worry about Buffy.
Don't worry about anything. Daddy's here.

460
00:36:32,080 --> 00:36:35,600
Feels like home...
if it's the fifties and you're a psycho.

461
00:36:53,080 --> 00:36:55,560
What you got in the closet, Ted?

462
00:37:02,680 --> 00:37:03,560
Let's go.

463
00:37:03,880 --> 00:37:05,400
- But we need evidence.
- We got it.

464
00:37:05,680 --> 00:37:08,160
- What's in there?
- His first four wives.

465
00:37:10,480 --> 00:37:13,080
You know what brought me back, Joyce?
It was you.

466
00:37:13,480 --> 00:37:16,200
I couldn't go into that light.
I had to come back for you.

467
00:37:17,080 --> 00:37:19,360
I'm gonna make you so happy.

468
00:37:20,680 --> 00:37:23,520
- You should sit down.
- I feel fine. Never better.

469
00:37:24,880 --> 00:37:29,240
Ted, I think I should talk to Buffy first,
before she sees you, cos I'm sure...

470
00:37:30,280 --> 00:37:34,320
Do we have to worry about Buffy right now?
How about Teddy? He's the one who died!

471
00:37:34,480 --> 00:37:36,240
I'm sorry, I just...

472
00:37:37,480 --> 00:37:40,760
- I don't know what to do.
- Don't I always tell you what to do?

473
00:37:41,080 --> 00:37:43,800
I'm going to make things right.
Then you and I...

474
00:37:44,680 --> 00:37:46,440
Want a little gravy with that?

475
00:37:46,480 --> 00:37:49,280
..can go away where
no one will bother us again.

476
00:37:51,880 --> 00:37:55,280
Ted, I... I think you might
wanna rest for a while.

477
00:37:55,480 --> 00:37:59,120
You might wanna stop telling me what to do.
I don't take orders from women.

478
00:37:59,680 --> 00:38:01,800
I'm not wired that way.

479
00:38:02,080 --> 00:38:04,240
Oh, God. I am so sorry.

480
00:38:05,080 --> 00:38:07,040
- I think I'm all right.
- No, you're in shock.

481
00:38:07,480 --> 00:38:09,840
No, really, I don't think it went in too deep.

482
00:38:09,880 --> 00:38:13,760
The advantages of layers of tweed.
It's better than Kevlar.

483
00:38:14,680 --> 00:38:17,640
Oh. OK, we have to get you to the hospital.

484
00:38:17,680 --> 00:38:20,720
- Ow! Ow! Let's move slowly, shall we?
- Sorry. OK.

485
00:38:27,880 --> 00:38:30,040
What? What is it?

486
00:38:30,280 --> 00:38:32,080
Some night, huh?

487
00:38:32,080 --> 00:38:34,880
Hey, you really know how
to woo a girl back, don't ya?

488
00:38:35,680 --> 00:38:37,960
Hospital.

489
00:38:50,680 --> 00:38:53,360
I think I could use a drink. Uh, to celebrate.

490
00:38:54,280 --> 00:38:57,080
- We should probably be hitting the road.
- Hitting the road?

491
00:38:57,280 --> 00:39:01,320
You'll love the house. It's furnished
just the way you like it. I spent a lot of...

492
00:39:02,080 --> 00:39:04,360
Telling me what to do!..time decorating.

493
00:39:05,080 --> 00:39:09,120
- Well, then, I'd probably better go pack.
- I already have your clothes.

494
00:39:09,880 --> 00:39:12,320
They're your size. They're always your size.

495
00:39:12,880 --> 00:39:15,640
You left me once,
but I keep bringing you back.

496
00:39:15,880 --> 00:39:19,120
Husband and wife is forever. Forever.

497
00:39:21,880 --> 00:39:24,400
- Let's go.
- Ted, let go, please.

498
00:39:24,880 --> 00:39:26,200
Get off me!

499
00:39:29,080 --> 00:39:31,640
Fine, then. I'll have to cary you.

500
00:39:56,080 --> 00:40:00,360
Buffy, come out! I don't stand for
this kind of malarkey in my house!

501
00:40:00,880 --> 00:40:02,200
Uncle Teddy...

502
00:40:05,080 --> 00:40:07,200
This house is mine,

503
00:40:15,280 --> 00:40:18,560
Buffy, how about a nice game of Parcheesi?

504
00:40:43,960 --> 00:40:46,120
D'you wanna rent a movie tonight?

505
00:40:46,360 --> 00:40:49,520
- That sounds like fun.
- Just nothing with horror in it.

506
00:40:51,160 --> 00:40:53,080
Or romance. Or men.

507
00:40:54,160 --> 00:40:57,840
- So we're Thelma and Louise-ing it again?
- Good call.

508
00:41:01,960 --> 00:41:03,920
I still think he's gonna jump out at me,...

509
00:41:04,360 --> 00:41:08,720
..especially after what the police found
in his house. It's just too horrible.

510
00:41:09,160 --> 00:41:11,520
I wouldn't worry. He's not coming back.

511
00:41:12,160 --> 00:41:15,600
- I wish I could be so sure.
- Trust me. He's on the scrapheap.

512
00:41:17,560 --> 00:41:19,320
Of life.

513
00:41:21,760 --> 00:41:26,640
So I'm Ted, the sickly loser. I'm dying
and my wife dumps me. I build a better Ted.

514
00:41:27,760 --> 00:41:31,480
He brings her back, holds her hostage
in his bunker-o-love until she dies.

515
00:41:31,960 --> 00:41:34,960
And then he keeps
bringing her back over and over.

516
00:41:35,560 --> 00:41:37,960
That's creepy on a level I hardly knew existed.

517
00:41:37,960 --> 00:41:42,600
The sad part is, the real Ted was a genius.
There were design features that predate...

518
00:41:43,360 --> 00:41:45,760
Willow, tell me you didn't keep any parts.

519
00:41:46,360 --> 00:41:48,320
Not any... big ones.

520
00:41:48,760 --> 00:41:52,000
Oh, Will, you're supposed
to use your powers for good.

521
00:41:52,360 --> 00:41:55,960
- But I just wanna learn stuff.
- Like how to build your own serial killer?

522
00:41:56,560 --> 00:41:58,960
- It's so hard to rent one nowadays.
- Can we drop it?

523
00:41:59,560 --> 00:42:02,880
Absolutely. I plan to forget it all
and pick up where we left off.

524
00:42:03,160 --> 00:42:07,160
OK, that's it. I give up. Do I have to sound
an air horn every time I walk into a room?

525
00:42:07,960 --> 00:42:10,080
What is it with grown-ups these days?

526
00:42:11,305 --> 00:43:11,476
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