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May I cut in?

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- You all right?
- Oh, thanks to you.

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You hurt your hand. Will you still be able to...

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Do my solo and kiss you
like you've never been kissed before?

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You're drooling.

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Xander!

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You've got a little...

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Their ancestors were here
long before we were.

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Their progeny will be here
long after we are gone.

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The simple and ubiquitous ant.

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Now, if you read the homework, you should
know the two ways that ants communicate.

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Miss Summers?

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Ways that ants communicate?

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With other ants?

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From the homework,
ants are communicating...

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Touch

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and, um...

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BO?

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Thank God someone finally mentioned that.

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That would be touch and smell,
Miss Summers?

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Is there anything else Miss Rosenberg
would like to tell you?

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All right. Chapters six through eight
by tomorrow, people!

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Can I see you for a moment?

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I gather you had problems
at your last school.

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Well, what teenager doesn't?

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Cut school, get in fights,

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burn down the gymnasium.

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Principal Flutie showed me your record.

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Well, that fire, there was
major extenuating circumstances.

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- Actually, it's kind of funny.
- I can't wait to see what you'll do here.

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Destructo Girl, that's me.

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- But I suspect it's gonna be great.
- You mean "great" in a bad way.

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You have a first-rate mind and can think
on your feet. Imagine if you actually did the...

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The homework thing?

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The homework thing.

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I understand you probably have
a good excuse for not doing it.

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Amazingly enough, I don't care.

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I know you can excel in this class
and so I expect no less. Is that clear?

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Yeah.

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- Sorry.
- Don't be sorry. Be smart.

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And please don't listen to the Principal
or anyone else's negative opinion about you.

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Let's make him eat that record.

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What do you say?

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OK.

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Thanks.

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Chapters six through eight.

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Seven, including Cheryl.
But her sister was lookin' to make it eight.

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Ooh! Cheryl's sister? The one in college?

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Home for the holidays and looking for love.

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She's not my type. A girl's really
gotta have something to go with me.

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Something like a lobotomy?

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Xander, how many times have you scored?

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- Well, uh...
- It's just a question.

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Are we talking today or the whole week?

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Ooh! Duty calls.

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Babes!

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- What are you doing?
- Work with me.

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Blayne questioned my manliness.
I'm giving him a visual.

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We'll show him!

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- I don't believe it.
- I know. And after all my conquests.

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- Who's that?
- That must be Angel... I think.

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- Who warned her about all the vampires?
- That's him, I'll bet you.

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Well, he's buff. She never said
anything about him being buff.

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- You think he's buff?
- He's very attractive. That never came up!

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- Well, look who's here.
- Hi.

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I'd say it's nice to see you,
but we'd both know that's a big fib.

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I won't be long.

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No, you'll just give me a cryptic warning
about a catastrophe, then disappear. Right?

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- You're cold.
- You can take it.

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I mean... you look cold.

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Oh, right. Give her yourjacket.

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It's a balmy night.
No one needs to trade clothing!

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It's a little big on me.

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- What happened?
- I didn't pay attention.

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- To somebody with a big fork?
- He's coming.

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- The fork guy?
- Don't let him corner you.

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Don't give him a moment's mercy.

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- He'll rip your throat out.
- OK. I'll give you improved marks for that.

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Ripping a throat out
is a strong visual. It's not cryptic.

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I have to go.

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Sweet dreams to you, too.

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That's all he said? "Fork guy"?

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That's all Cryptic Guy said - "fork guy".

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There are too many guys in your life!
I'll see what I can find out.

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God, every day here is the same.

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Bright, sunny, beautiful.
How ever can we escape this torment?

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- Really! Morning.
- Morning.

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Guess what I just heard.
No Dr Gregory today.

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Ergo, those of us who blew off
our homework aren't so dumb.

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- Is he sick?
- They didn't say sick.

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Something about... missing.

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- He's missing?
- Well, let me think.

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The cheerleaders were modelling their new
skirts. I kinda got... Yeah, they said missing.

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- Which is bad?
- If something's wrong, yeah.

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He's one of the only teachers
that doesn't think Buffy's a felon.

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I'm really sorry. I'm sure he'II...

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Could you help me?

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Uh... yes.

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I'm looking for Science 109.

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Oh, it's um...

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I go there every day.

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Oh, God, where is it?

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Hi. Blayne Mall.
I'm goin' there right now.

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It's not far from the varsity field
where I took all-city.

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Oh, thank you, Blayne.

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Funny how the earth never opens up
and swallows you when you want it to.

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What's wrong?

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If Dr Gregory dropped his glasses,
why wouldn't he pick them up?

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My name is Natalie French.
I'll be substituting for Dr Gregory.

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- Do you know when he's coming back?
- No, I don't, um... Buffy.

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- They just tell me where they want me.
- I'll tell you where I want you.

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Excuse me, Blayne?

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Uh, I was just wondering if you were
gonna pick up where Dr Gregory left off.

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Yes. His notes tell me
you were right in the middle of insect life.

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The praying mantis is a fascinating creature,
forced to live alone.

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Who can tell me why?

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Buffy?

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The words "bug-ugly" spring to mind.

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There is nothing ugly
about these unique creatures.

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They live alone because they're cannibals.

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Well, it's hardly their fault.
It's the way nature designed them.

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Noble, solitary and prolific.

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Over 1800 species worldwide.

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And in nearly all of them the female is larger
and more aggressive than the male.

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Nothing wrong with an aggressive female.

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"The California mantis lays her eggs
and then finds a mate to fertilise them."

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Once he's played his part,
she covers the eggs in a protective sac

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and attaches it to a leaf or twig out of danger.

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Now, if she's done herjob correctly,

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in a few months
she'll have several hundred offspring.

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You know, we should make
some model egg sacs for the science fair.

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Who would like to help me after school?

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Good.

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Hot Dog Surprise. Be still, my heart.

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Call me old-fashioned.
I want no more surprises in my hot dogs.

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I wonder what she sees in me.

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It's probably the quiet good looks,
coupled with a smoky magnetism.

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Miss French. You're too young to understand
what an older woman sees in a younger man.

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- Oh, I understand.
- Good.

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A younger man is too dumb to wonder
why she can't find a man her own age

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and won't notice the surgical improvements.

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- What surgical improvements?
- Well, he is young.

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And so terribly innocent.

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Hey, those that can, do. Those that can't,
laugh at those who can do.

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Gotta carb up for my one-on-one
with Miss French. When's yours?

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Oh, right. Tomorrow.
You came in second. I came in first.

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Guess that's what they call natural selection.

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Guess it's what they call a rehearsal.
Rehearsal.

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Excuse you!

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Medically prescribed lunch. I'll only be here
as long as I can hold my breath.

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His head! His head!
Oh, my God! Where's his head?!

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Here.

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Drink this.

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No, thank you.

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I've never seen... I mean, I've never
seen anything like... That was new.

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Who would want to hurt Dr Gregory?

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He didn't have any enemies on the staff
that I'm aware of. He was a civilised man.

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I liked him.

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So did I.

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We're gonna find out who did this.
We'll find them and stop them.

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- Count on it.
- What do we know?

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Not a lot. He was killed on campus,
I'm guessing the last day we saw him.

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- How do you work that out?
- He didn't change his clothing.

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This is a question
no one particularly wants to hear.

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Where did they put his head?

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Good point. I didn't want to hear that.

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Angel. He warned me
that something was coming.

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Yes. Yes, he did, didn't he?
I wish I knew what he meant.

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I've been trying to gather more information
about the Master, our local vampire king.

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There was a reference to a vampire who upset
the Master and cut his hand off in penance.

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- Cut off his hand and replaced it with a fork?
- I don't know.

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- So why would he come after a teacher?
- I'm not certain he did.

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There was an incident two nights ago

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involving a homeless person
in Weatherly Park.

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He was practically shredded,
but nothing like Dr Gregory.

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- Fork Guy doesn't do heads?
- Not historically.

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Dr Gregory's blood wasn't drained.

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So there's something else out there
besides Silverware Man?

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Oh, this is fun. We're on Monster Island.

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We're on a Hellmouth.
It's a centre of mystical convergence.

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Guess it's the same thing.

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Unpleasant things do gravitate here.

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But we don't know there's anything
besides this chap. He's our likely suspect.

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- Where was that guy killed? Weatherly Park?
- Buffy, I know you're upset,

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but this is no time to go hunting.
Promise me you won't do anything rash.

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Cross my heart.

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Shouldn't be out here at night, little lady.
It's dangerous.

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Hold it! Police!

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- I heard it. Spread out!
- Let's go over here. This way.

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- You went hunting last night?
- Yes.

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- When you assured me you wouldn't?
- Yes, I lied. I'm a bad person. Let's move on.

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- Did you see someone with a fork?
- More like ajumbo claw.

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Oh.

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At least you're not hurt.

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I saw something else. Something more
interesting than your average killer vampire.

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- Oh?
- Do you know Miss French?

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- The teacher that's subbing for Dr Gregory?
- Yes. She's lovely.

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In a common,
extremely well-proportioned way.

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I'm chasing Claw Guy and
Miss Well-Proportioned is heading home.

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Claw Guy sees her
and runs screaming for cover.

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- He what? Ran away?
- He was petrified.

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Of Miss French?

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"I'm an undead monster that can shave with
my hand. How many things am I afraid of?"

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Not many,
and not substitute teachers, as a rule.

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- So what's her deal?
- It'd be a good idea to keep an eye on her.

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Then I'd better get to class.

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You were there.
You saw Dr Gregory, didn't you?

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You mean yesterday when we found him...

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Don't say "dead" or "decapitated".
Stay away from D-words altogether.

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- You witnessed it, so this way.
- I'm gonna be late.

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Extremely late. You have to see a counsellor.

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- Everyone who saw the body must see one.
- I really don't...

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We all need help with our feelings or we
bottle them up. Then laxatives are involved.

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I believe if we all reach out to one another,
we can beat this thing.

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I'm here if you need a hug. Not a real hug,
because there's no touching here.

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- We're sensitive to wrong touching.
- But I...

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No! You have to talk to a counsellor
and start the healing.

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- But, Mr Flutie, I don't...
- Heal!

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I don't know what to say.
One minute you're in your normal life,

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and then who's in the fridge?

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It gets to you, a thing like that.

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It was... Let's just say I haven't been able
to eat a thing since yesterday.

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I think I lost seven and a half ounces. Way
swifter than that diet that quack put me on.

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Oh, I'm not saying we should kill a teacher
every day so I can lose weight.

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But when tragedy strikes, we have to
look on the bright side. You know?

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Like how even used Mercedes
still have leather seats.

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Keep your eyes straight ahead
on your own test.

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I think you meant "pollination"
for number 14.

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I'll see you here after school.

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Oh, great. A pop quiz.

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No, I'm not saying she craned her neck.
We are talking full-on "Exorcist" twist.

233
00:21:14,212 --> 00:21:15,611
Ouch.

234
00:21:15,692 --> 00:21:19,731
How come Blayne, who worked with her
yesterday, isn't here today?

235
00:21:19,812 --> 00:21:21,609
Inquiring minds wanna know.

236
00:21:21,692 --> 00:21:23,284
Any luck?

237
00:21:23,372 --> 00:21:27,206
I've not found a creature yet
that strikes terror in a vampire's heart.

238
00:21:27,292 --> 00:21:31,205
Look under "Things That Can
Turn Their Heads All The Way Around".

239
00:21:31,292 --> 00:21:34,602
- Nothing human can do that.
- No, nothing human.

240
00:21:34,692 --> 00:21:37,445
But there are some insects that can.

241
00:21:37,532 --> 00:21:40,365
Whatever she is, I'm gonna be ready for her.

242
00:21:41,052 --> 00:21:43,850
- What are you going to do?
- My homework.

243
00:21:50,252 --> 00:21:52,243
Where are the books on bugs?

244
00:21:57,612 --> 00:21:59,523
- Hi.
- Oh, hi.

245
00:21:59,612 --> 00:22:02,331
I was just grabbing a snack.
Can I fix you something?

246
00:22:02,412 --> 00:22:06,121
No, thanks. I never eat
when I'm making egg sacs.

247
00:22:06,212 --> 00:22:09,010
- If this were real, the bugs would be...
- As big as you.

248
00:22:09,092 --> 00:22:12,050
Yeah. So, where do we start?

249
00:22:12,132 --> 00:22:16,808
Oh, Xander,
I've done something really stupid.

250
00:22:16,892 --> 00:22:20,089
- I hope you can forgive me.
- Forgiveness is my middle name.

251
00:22:20,172 --> 00:22:25,087
Actually, it's LaVelle, and I'd appreciate it
if you'd guard that secret with your life.

252
00:22:25,172 --> 00:22:30,565
I have a teachers' conference in half an hour
and I left the paint and paper-mâché at home.

253
00:22:31,652 --> 00:22:35,281
I don't suppose you'd like to come
to my place tonight to work on it?

254
00:22:36,652 --> 00:22:39,450
Come to, uh... your place?

255
00:22:41,732 --> 00:22:43,324
Seven thirty?

256
00:22:43,412 --> 00:22:45,403
Here's my address.

257
00:22:48,812 --> 00:22:51,610
- I'll see you tonight.
- Yeah.

258
00:22:56,892 --> 00:22:58,883
Ooh, yes!

259
00:23:17,852 --> 00:23:19,649
Dig this.

260
00:23:19,732 --> 00:23:24,442
"The praying mantis can rotate its head 180°
while waiting for its next meal to walk by."

261
00:23:27,652 --> 00:23:29,961
Well, come on, guys. Hah!

262
00:23:30,052 --> 00:23:33,169
Well, Miss French is sort of big for a bug.

263
00:23:33,252 --> 00:23:36,005
And she is, by and large, woman-shaped.

264
00:23:36,092 --> 00:23:40,688
OK. Factoid one: only the praying mantis
can rotate its head like that.

265
00:23:40,772 --> 00:23:43,969
Factoid two: a whacked-out vampire
is scared to death of her.

266
00:23:44,052 --> 00:23:47,044
Factoid three:
her fashion sense screams predator.

267
00:23:47,132 --> 00:23:49,202
- It's the shoulder pads!
- Exactly.

268
00:23:49,292 --> 00:23:52,967
Then she's either a shape-shifter
or a perception-distorter.

269
00:23:53,052 --> 00:23:56,203
Half a mo. I had a chum at Oxford. Carlyle.

270
00:23:56,292 --> 00:23:58,886
Advanced degrees
in entomology and mythology.

271
00:23:58,972 --> 00:24:01,611
- Entomo... who?
- Bugs and fairy tales.

272
00:24:01,692 --> 00:24:02,886
I knew that.

273
00:24:03,412 --> 00:24:08,008
If I recall correctly, Carlyle, before
he went mad, claimed there was a beast...

274
00:24:08,092 --> 00:24:10,083
Buffy, 911.

275
00:24:10,172 --> 00:24:12,732
Blayne's mom told the school
he never came home.

276
00:24:12,812 --> 00:24:15,201
- The boy who worked with Miss French?
- Yeah.

277
00:24:15,292 --> 00:24:19,205
If Miss French is responsible for
Xander's supposed to be helping her.

278
00:24:19,292 --> 00:24:21,283
He's got a crush on a giant insect!

279
00:24:21,372 --> 00:24:25,126
OK, I'll warn him. But I need you
to hack on to the Coroner's Office.

280
00:24:25,212 --> 00:24:28,363
- What are we looking for?
- Autopsy on Dr Gregory.

281
00:24:28,452 --> 00:24:32,047
There were these marks on his corpse.
I think they were teeth.

282
00:24:32,132 --> 00:24:36,410
And these cuddlies should
definitely be brushing after every meal.

283
00:24:37,332 --> 00:24:39,607
What were you saying about a beast?

284
00:24:39,692 --> 00:24:43,651
Oh, yeah. I just need to make
one transatlantic telephone call.

285
00:24:44,652 --> 00:24:50,409
The computer invasion Willow's performing
on the Coroner's Office is entirely legal?

286
00:24:50,492 --> 00:24:52,960
- Of course.
- Right.

287
00:24:53,052 --> 00:24:56,522
Wasn't here, didn't see it,
couldn't have stopped you.

288
00:24:56,972 --> 00:24:58,963
Good idea.

289
00:25:01,612 --> 00:25:03,603
- Hey.
- Hey.

290
00:25:03,692 --> 00:25:06,001
So how'd it go with Miss French?

291
00:25:06,092 --> 00:25:10,529
Oh, it's demanding being her
absolute favourite, but I'll muddle through.

292
00:25:10,612 --> 00:25:14,491
- Xander, she's not what she seems.
- I know. She's so much more.

293
00:25:14,572 --> 00:25:20,442
OK, I have to tell you something about her
and I'm gonna need you to really listen, OK?

294
00:25:20,532 --> 00:25:21,965
OK.

295
00:25:22,052 --> 00:25:26,603
- I don't think she's human.
- I see. So if she's not human, she's...

296
00:25:26,692 --> 00:25:28,523
Technically a big bug.

297
00:25:29,332 --> 00:25:33,245
- This sounds weird. I'm aware of that.
- It doesn't. I understand.

298
00:25:33,332 --> 00:25:35,800
- I've met someone and you're jealous.
- What?

299
00:25:35,892 --> 00:25:39,521
There's nothing I can do.
There's a chemical thing between us.

300
00:25:39,612 --> 00:25:44,925
I know. I read about it. It's a pheromone.
It's a chemical attractant insects give off.

301
00:25:45,012 --> 00:25:47,446
She's not an insect! She's a woman, OK?

302
00:25:47,532 --> 00:25:51,684
And, hard as that may be for you to conceive,
an actual woman finds me attractive.

303
00:25:51,772 --> 00:25:54,161
OK, it's no mystery guy handing outjackets.

304
00:25:54,252 --> 00:25:57,847
And while we're on the subject,
what kind of a girly name is Angel?

305
00:25:57,932 --> 00:26:01,129
- What does that have to do...
- Nothing! Itjust bugs me.

306
00:26:01,212 --> 00:26:03,203
Look, I really gotta...

307
00:26:23,332 --> 00:26:25,527
Hi. Come on in.

308
00:26:26,652 --> 00:26:28,643
Should I change? Is this too...

309
00:26:28,732 --> 00:26:33,123
No! No. It's the most beautiful chest...
dress I've ever seen.

310
00:26:33,812 --> 00:26:36,007
Thank you. That's sweet.

311
00:26:36,572 --> 00:26:38,369
Martini?

312
00:26:40,772 --> 00:26:43,366
I'm sorry. Would you like something else?

313
00:26:44,572 --> 00:26:48,042
I just need to relax a little.
I'm kind of nervous around you.

314
00:26:49,012 --> 00:26:51,128
You're probably cool as a cucumber.

315
00:26:51,932 --> 00:26:55,083
I like cucumbers,
like in that Greek salad with yoghurt.

316
00:26:55,172 --> 00:27:00,087
You like Greek food? I'm exempting
schwarma, of course. It's a big meat hive.

317
00:27:07,132 --> 00:27:08,531
Hello!

318
00:27:08,852 --> 00:27:10,843
Cheers.

319
00:27:12,492 --> 00:27:14,767
Can I ask you a personal question?

320
00:27:20,412 --> 00:27:22,801
Have you ever been with a woman before?

321
00:27:23,292 --> 00:27:25,886
You mean like in, uh... the same room?

322
00:27:26,492 --> 00:27:28,483
You know what I mean.

323
00:27:28,892 --> 00:27:32,168
Oh, that. Well, let me think.

324
00:27:33,012 --> 00:27:35,003
Yeah, there was several.

325
00:27:35,772 --> 00:27:38,969
I mean, and... uh, quite a few times.

326
00:27:40,132 --> 00:27:43,602
And then there was, Oh, she was incredibly...

327
00:27:44,572 --> 00:27:47,450
- No. Uh-uh.
- I know.

328
00:27:47,812 --> 00:27:50,121
- I can tell.
- You can?

329
00:27:50,212 --> 00:27:52,009
Oh, I like it.

330
00:27:52,372 --> 00:27:55,091
You might say I need it.

331
00:27:55,172 --> 00:27:59,404
- Oh, well, needs should definitely be met
-Somebody help me!

332
00:27:59,492 --> 00:28:02,848
- as long as it doesn't require ointments or...
- I'm down here!

333
00:28:02,932 --> 00:28:04,809
- Do you hear?
- No.

334
00:28:04,892 --> 00:28:08,202
- It sounds like someone crying.
- I don't hear anything.

335
00:28:08,292 --> 00:28:11,364
Your hands are so hot!

336
00:28:12,052 --> 00:28:13,849
Oh, you hurt your hand.

337
00:28:18,292 --> 00:28:20,442
Buffy.

338
00:28:20,532 --> 00:28:22,523
I love Buffy.

339
00:28:23,132 --> 00:28:26,920
- Wow. So that's a martini, huh?
- Mm-hm.

340
00:28:27,572 --> 00:28:29,563
Do you hear?

341
00:28:29,652 --> 00:28:32,485
Would you like to touch me
with those hands?

342
00:28:34,932 --> 00:28:37,127
Your hands are

343
00:28:37,932 --> 00:28:40,366
really serrated.

344
00:28:40,852 --> 00:28:43,161
Oh, wow, that martini. I...

345
00:28:43,252 --> 00:28:45,720
really think I have to...

346
00:29:32,372 --> 00:29:34,966
Miss French?

347
00:29:35,772 --> 00:29:37,967
Please, call me Natalie.

348
00:29:40,012 --> 00:29:42,890
Madam, I don't know what time it is,
nor do I care!

349
00:29:42,972 --> 00:29:47,284
Unlock his cell and bring him to the phone!
This is a matter of life and death!

350
00:29:48,412 --> 00:29:53,850
Got it. Coroner's report
complete with - yuck - colour pictures.

351
00:29:54,292 --> 00:29:58,968
They are teeth marks, which match perfectly
the one insect that nips off its prey's head.

352
00:29:59,052 --> 00:30:01,043
OK, I don't like this.

353
00:30:01,132 --> 00:30:04,044
That's how they feed. Head first.
And how they mate.

354
00:30:04,132 --> 00:30:10,128
- She bites off the male's head while they're...
- No, no, no! See, Xander's... I like his head.

355
00:30:10,212 --> 00:30:13,761
It's where you find his eyes
and his hair and his adorable smile.

356
00:30:13,852 --> 00:30:17,606
Hey, hey, take it easy, Will.
Xander is not in any immediate danger.

357
00:30:17,692 --> 00:30:21,401
I saw him leave school.
He's probably safe at home right now.

358
00:30:28,212 --> 00:30:30,203
- Blayne!
- Oh, God.

359
00:30:30,292 --> 00:30:32,044
Are you all right?

360
00:30:32,132 --> 00:30:35,761
You gotta get me outta here.
She... she gets you and...

361
00:30:35,852 --> 00:30:38,286
- What? What does she do?
- She... she...

362
00:30:38,372 --> 00:30:40,727
Oh, God. Oh, no.

363
00:30:40,812 --> 00:30:44,168
- Blayne, what does she do?
- She... she...

364
00:30:44,252 --> 00:30:46,686
She takes you out of the cage, ties you up

365
00:30:46,772 --> 00:30:53,484
and she starts movin' and throbbin'
and these eggs come shootin' out of her.

366
00:30:53,572 --> 00:30:55,528
- And then
- What? Then what?

367
00:30:56,172 --> 00:30:58,367
she mates with you.

368
00:30:59,132 --> 00:31:01,327
- She...?
- That's not the worst part.

369
00:31:01,412 --> 00:31:03,607
- That's not?
- You seen her teeth?

370
00:31:03,692 --> 00:31:06,365
While she's, you know, in the middle of...

371
00:31:06,452 --> 00:31:08,443
I saw her do it!

372
00:31:09,012 --> 00:31:12,482
- I don't wanna die like that.
- Blayne. Blayne, chill.

373
00:31:12,572 --> 00:31:15,769
That's good. It's gonna be OK.
We'll get out of this.

374
00:31:15,852 --> 00:31:18,446
You got a plan? What is it?

375
00:31:19,052 --> 00:31:22,249
- Just, uh, let me perfect it.
- Oh, God.

376
00:31:22,332 --> 00:31:24,721
Oh, God. Oh, God.

377
00:31:26,132 --> 00:31:28,168
I understand, Carlyle.

378
00:31:28,252 --> 00:31:31,130
Yes, I'll take every precaution.

379
00:31:31,212 --> 00:31:34,966
Absolutely. It sounds exactly
like the creature you described.

380
00:31:35,052 --> 00:31:37,930
You were right all along, about everything.

381
00:31:39,252 --> 00:31:43,245
No, you weren't right about your mother
coming back as a Pekinese, but...

382
00:31:43,332 --> 00:31:46,847
Try to rest, old man. Yes. Ta-ta.

383
00:31:47,412 --> 00:31:48,811
Bye now.

384
00:31:49,132 --> 00:31:53,489
Dr Ferris Carlyle spent years
transcribing a lost pre-Germanic language.

385
00:31:53,572 --> 00:31:58,441
What he discovered he kept to himself, until
some boys were murdered in the Cotswolds.

386
00:31:58,532 --> 00:32:00,523
Then he went hunting for it.

387
00:32:00,612 --> 00:32:04,241
- "It" being...?
- He calls her a she-mantis.

388
00:32:04,332 --> 00:32:09,360
This type of creature, the kleptes-virgo
or virgin-thief, appears in many cultures.

389
00:32:09,452 --> 00:32:13,286
The Greek sirens, the Celtic sea maidens
who tore the living flesh from...

390
00:32:13,372 --> 00:32:16,011
Giles, while we're young.

391
00:32:16,092 --> 00:32:20,085
Well, basically the she-mantis
assumes the form of a beautiful woman...

392
00:32:20,172 --> 00:32:24,404
- ..and then lures virgins back to her nest.
- Virgins?

393
00:32:24,812 --> 00:32:28,805
Well, Xander's not a...

394
00:32:29,332 --> 00:32:32,529
- I mean, he's probably...
- Gonna die.

395
00:32:34,492 --> 00:32:38,849
OK, OK. So this thing is breeding
and we need to find it and snuff it.

396
00:32:38,932 --> 00:32:40,923
Any tips on the snuffing part?

397
00:32:41,012 --> 00:32:44,561
Carlyle recommends cleaving
all body parts with a sharp blade.

398
00:32:45,172 --> 00:32:49,563
- Slice and dice.
- It'd better be swift. This beast is deadly.

399
00:32:49,652 --> 00:32:52,291
Carlyle faced it and he's still around.

400
00:32:52,372 --> 00:32:55,648
Yes, in a straitjacket,
howling his innards out day and night.

401
00:32:55,732 --> 00:32:58,849
- OK, Admiral, way to inspire the troops.
- Sorry.

402
00:32:58,932 --> 00:33:04,768
Xander's not home. He told his mom he was
going to his teacher's house to do a project.

403
00:33:04,852 --> 00:33:07,571
Try to get her address
off the substitute rolls.

404
00:33:07,652 --> 00:33:10,041
And you need to record bat sonar, and fast.

405
00:33:10,132 --> 00:33:12,123
Bat sonar. Right. What?

406
00:33:12,212 --> 00:33:15,887
Bats eat them. A mantis hears sonar,
its nervous system goes kaplooie.

407
00:33:15,972 --> 00:33:18,281
- Where will I find...
- In the vid library.

408
00:33:18,372 --> 00:33:22,923
There are no books, but it's dark and musty.
You'll feel right at home. Go!

409
00:33:24,892 --> 00:33:26,883
I guess I'll handle the armoury.

410
00:33:28,052 --> 00:33:30,441
Don't do anything to make her mad.

411
00:33:35,412 --> 00:33:38,131
Hey, all right! Now I can get out of my cage!

412
00:33:38,212 --> 00:33:41,090
- Into yours. What'd you do that for?
- A weapon.

413
00:33:42,812 --> 00:33:44,803
I think you're gonna need it.

414
00:33:52,252 --> 00:33:55,324
- Getting the address.
- Great. Giles?

415
00:33:55,412 --> 00:33:59,291
Recording bat sonar is something
akin to having one's teeth drilled.

416
00:33:59,372 --> 00:34:01,363
Let's roll.

417
00:34:01,452 --> 00:34:05,081
According to Miss French's
personnel records, she was born in 1907.

418
00:34:05,172 --> 00:34:09,051
- She's, like, 90 years old.
- And extremely well-preserved.

419
00:34:09,452 --> 00:34:11,443
Oh, God!

420
00:34:13,412 --> 00:34:16,131
He broke the cage.
Take him, not me. Take him!

421
00:34:26,932 --> 00:34:29,844
What now?
We can'tjust kick the door down.

422
00:34:29,932 --> 00:34:32,127
Yeah, that would be wrong!

423
00:34:33,092 --> 00:34:35,128
Hello, dear. I thought I heard...

424
00:34:36,652 --> 00:34:40,440
Are you selling something?
Because I'd like to help you out,

425
00:34:40,532 --> 00:34:43,490
but, you see, I'm on a fixed income.

426
00:34:43,572 --> 00:34:46,644
- I'm looking for Miss French.
- I'm Miss French.

427
00:34:47,052 --> 00:34:49,691
Natalie French,
the substitute biology teacher?

428
00:34:50,172 --> 00:34:52,288
Goodness, that's me!

429
00:34:52,372 --> 00:34:55,170
I taught for over 30 years.

430
00:34:55,252 --> 00:34:57,846
I retired in 1972.

431
00:34:58,532 --> 00:35:02,571
I can't believe it! She used Miss French's
records. She could be anywhere.

432
00:35:02,652 --> 00:35:06,088
No, dear. I'm right here.

433
00:35:06,412 --> 00:35:08,164
What's she doing?

434
00:35:08,252 --> 00:35:10,243
I think it's

435
00:35:11,092 --> 00:35:15,244
eeny, meany, miney

436
00:35:17,812 --> 00:35:19,803
Mo?

437
00:35:36,412 --> 00:35:38,403
I'm comin'. I'm comin'.

438
00:35:58,572 --> 00:36:01,882
- What do we do now?
- Prayer and supplication spring to mind.

439
00:36:01,972 --> 00:36:05,328
She walked past this park
with grocery bags. She lives here.

440
00:36:05,412 --> 00:36:08,370
- I'm gonna bang on doors.
- Wait! We do not have time.

441
00:36:08,452 --> 00:36:11,250
- We have to do something!
- We will.

442
00:36:18,772 --> 00:36:20,763
I won't be long.

443
00:36:22,172 --> 00:36:24,163
Buffy?

444
00:36:29,492 --> 00:36:32,768
- Oh, yeah, here it comes.
- What's happening?

445
00:36:32,852 --> 00:36:35,047
Like your eggs sunny-side up?

446
00:36:35,132 --> 00:36:37,726
Eggs? She's gonna lay some...

447
00:36:39,452 --> 00:36:46,085
"The California mantis lays her eggs
and then finds a mate to fertilise them."

448
00:36:47,732 --> 00:36:49,131
Come on, Buffy!

449
00:36:55,372 --> 00:36:57,886
- You!
- Me.

450
00:36:58,292 --> 00:37:00,601
Come on! Come on! Where is she?

451
00:37:00,692 --> 00:37:04,480
Which house is it?
I know you're afraid of her. I saw you!

452
00:37:04,572 --> 00:37:06,563
Come on, come on.

453
00:37:07,412 --> 00:37:10,882
What? What is it?
This is her, isn't it? This is her house.

454
00:37:10,972 --> 00:37:13,770
This is it! Better than radar!

455
00:37:15,492 --> 00:37:16,766
Buffy!

456
00:37:31,212 --> 00:37:33,203
Kiss me.

457
00:37:34,292 --> 00:37:36,283
- Kiss me.
- Can I say one thing?

458
00:37:36,372 --> 00:37:37,964
Help!

459
00:37:38,252 --> 00:37:39,844
Help!

460
00:37:42,532 --> 00:37:45,888
Uh, hey! Over here! Hello? In the cage!

461
00:37:46,612 --> 00:37:48,250
Let him go!

462
00:38:02,932 --> 00:38:05,002
- Help me!
- Get them out.

463
00:38:07,092 --> 00:38:09,083
Help me! Help me!

464
00:38:10,892 --> 00:38:13,452
Remember Dr Gregory?
You scarfed his head.

465
00:38:13,532 --> 00:38:16,683
He taught me: you do your homework,
you learn stuff.

466
00:38:16,772 --> 00:38:19,889
Like what happens to your nervous system
when you hear this.

467
00:38:19,972 --> 00:38:21,963
"It's important to file..."

468
00:38:22,052 --> 00:38:24,282
- Giles!
- It's the wrong side!

469
00:38:52,412 --> 00:38:55,688
Bat sonar makes your
whole nervous system go to hell.

470
00:38:55,772 --> 00:38:57,569
You can go there with it.

471
00:39:21,812 --> 00:39:25,646
- Well, I'd say it's deceased.
- And dissected.

472
00:39:25,732 --> 00:39:28,121
- You OK?
- Yeah.

473
00:39:28,212 --> 00:39:32,808
Just for the record, you were right.
I'm an idiot, and God bless you.

474
00:39:35,052 --> 00:39:37,771
- And thank you guys, too.
- Yeah, really.

475
00:39:37,852 --> 00:39:40,446
- Pleasure.
- I'm really glad you're OK.

476
00:39:40,532 --> 00:39:43,524
It's so unfair how she only went after virgins.

477
00:39:45,372 --> 00:39:46,964
What?

478
00:39:47,052 --> 00:39:51,807
I mean, here you guys are, doing the right
thing, when a lot of other boys your age...

479
00:39:51,892 --> 00:39:54,042
Flag down on that play. I am not...

480
00:39:54,132 --> 00:39:58,091
See, that's the she-mantis's modus operandi.
She only preys on the pure.

481
00:39:58,172 --> 00:40:01,244
Isn't this a perfect ending
to a wonderful day!

482
00:40:01,332 --> 00:40:05,962
My dad's a lawyer. Anybody repeats this
to anybody is gonna face a lawsuit.

483
00:40:06,052 --> 00:40:07,849
Blayne, shut up!

484
00:40:08,612 --> 00:40:12,810
I don't think it's bad. I think it's really sweet.

485
00:40:12,892 --> 00:40:15,929
It's certainly nothing I'll ever bring up again.

486
00:40:43,692 --> 00:40:49,130
I heard a rumour there was one less vampire
walking round making a nuisance of himself.

487
00:40:49,812 --> 00:40:53,248
There is. I guess
I should thank you for the tip.

488
00:40:53,332 --> 00:40:55,129
The pleasure's mine.

489
00:40:55,212 --> 00:40:58,841
Of course, it would be easier
if I knew how to get in touch with you.

490
00:40:58,932 --> 00:41:00,729
I'll be around.

491
00:41:00,812 --> 00:41:02,689
Or who you were.

492
00:41:06,372 --> 00:41:09,364
Well, anyway, you can have yourjacket back.

493
00:41:11,052 --> 00:41:13,043
It looks better on you.

494
00:41:20,572 --> 00:41:22,563
Oh, boy.

495
00:41:22,652 --> 00:41:26,042
All midterm papers
will be exactly six pages long.

496
00:41:26,132 --> 00:41:28,600
No more, no less.

497
00:41:28,692 --> 00:41:32,731
One third of your grade
will be dependent on those papers.

498
00:41:32,812 --> 00:41:35,610
No more, no less.

499
00:42:22,452 --> 00:42:25,888
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500
00:42:56,172 --> 00:42:58,367
Urgh! Argh!

501
00:42:58,452 --> 00:43:00,682
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502
00:43:01,305 --> 00:44:01,198
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