1 00:00:04,732 --> 00:00:06,290 This is madness. 2 00:00:06,372 --> 00:00:08,727 What can you have been thinking? 3 00:00:08,812 --> 00:00:12,043 You are the Slayer. Lives depend upon you. 4 00:00:12,132 --> 00:00:16,444 I make allowances for your youth, but I expect a certain amount of responsibility. 5 00:00:16,532 --> 00:00:20,764 Instead of which, you enslave yourself to this cult? 6 00:00:21,452 --> 00:00:24,649 - You don't like the colour? - I... 7 00:00:26,252 --> 00:00:29,927 Do you, erm... do you ignore everything I say, as a rule? 8 00:00:30,012 --> 00:00:32,810 No. I believe that's your trick. 9 00:00:32,892 --> 00:00:35,929 I told you, I'm trying out for the cheerleading squad. 10 00:00:36,012 --> 00:00:37,968 You have a sacred birthright, Buffy. 11 00:00:38,052 --> 00:00:42,523 You were chosen to destroy vampires, not to wave pompoms at people. 12 00:00:43,172 --> 00:00:45,891 And as the Watcher, I forbid it. 13 00:00:45,972 --> 00:00:48,566 And you'll be stopping me how? 14 00:00:48,652 --> 00:00:49,767 Well, I... 15 00:00:49,852 --> 00:00:53,686 By appealing to your common sense, if such a creature exists. 16 00:00:54,452 --> 00:00:57,967 I will still have time to fight the forces of evil, OK? 17 00:00:58,052 --> 00:01:01,408 I just wanna have a life. I wanna do something normal. 18 00:01:01,492 --> 00:01:03,244 Something safe. 19 00:01:05,000 --> 00:01:11,074 Watch Movies, Series & LiveTV www.flixify.app 20 00:01:44,852 --> 00:01:46,604 Giles didn't approve, huh? 21 00:01:46,692 --> 00:01:50,480 He totally lost his water. We haven't seen a vampire in over a week. 22 00:01:50,572 --> 00:01:54,247 - He could get a girlfriend if he wasn't so old. - We're behind you. 23 00:01:54,332 --> 00:01:59,326 People scoff at things like school spirit, but look at these girls giving their all like this! 24 00:02:00,372 --> 00:02:02,681 Ooh, stretchy! 25 00:02:02,772 --> 00:02:04,091 Where was I? 26 00:02:04,172 --> 00:02:08,643 Pretending to see scantily clad girls in revealing postures as a spiritual experience. 27 00:02:08,732 --> 00:02:10,563 Who said I was pretending? 28 00:02:10,652 --> 00:02:14,531 - Hey! Here's a good-luck thing for try-outs. - What's this? 29 00:02:14,612 --> 00:02:18,161 - What's that? - Oh, how sweet. "Yours, always". 30 00:02:18,252 --> 00:02:21,164 It came that way. Really. They all said that. 31 00:02:22,692 --> 00:02:25,047 Just look at that Amber. 32 00:02:25,132 --> 00:02:28,807 - Who does she think she is? A Laker Girl? - I heard she turned them down. 33 00:02:28,892 --> 00:02:32,202 OK, listen up. Let's begin with 34 00:02:32,292 --> 00:02:33,645 Amber Grove. 35 00:02:33,732 --> 00:02:37,486 - If you're not auditioning, move off the floor. - Amy! Hi. 36 00:02:37,572 --> 00:02:39,369 Hi! 37 00:02:39,452 --> 00:02:43,365 I didn't know you wanted to be a cheerleader. You lost a lot of weight. 38 00:02:43,452 --> 00:02:44,567 Had to. 39 00:02:44,652 --> 00:02:46,324 - Do you know Buffy? - Hi. 40 00:02:46,412 --> 00:02:50,200 - Hi. - How I hate this. "Let me count the ways." 41 00:03:08,692 --> 00:03:12,810 She trained with Benson. He's one of the best coaches money can buy. 42 00:03:12,892 --> 00:03:16,168 - They have cheerleading coaches? - Oh, yeah! Don't you have? 43 00:03:16,252 --> 00:03:19,289 I train with my mom - three hours in the morning, three at night. 44 00:03:19,372 --> 00:03:23,365 Hm. That much quality time with my mom would lead to some quality matricide. 45 00:03:23,452 --> 00:03:26,842 Yeah... Well, I know it's hokey, but she's really great. 46 00:03:42,452 --> 00:03:43,771 What the...? 47 00:03:46,532 --> 00:03:48,488 That girl's on fire! 48 00:03:48,572 --> 00:03:50,449 Enough of the hyperbole! 49 00:04:08,612 --> 00:04:11,729 It's OK. It's OK. You're gonna be... OK! 50 00:04:11,812 --> 00:04:13,245 God! 51 00:05:04,532 --> 00:05:06,921 I've been slaying vampires for over a year, 52 00:05:07,012 --> 00:05:10,129 and I have seen some pretty cringeworthy things, but... 53 00:05:10,212 --> 00:05:14,364 - nobody's hands ever got toasted before. - I imagine not. 54 00:05:14,452 --> 00:05:18,445 - So, this isn't a vampire problem. - No. 55 00:05:18,532 --> 00:05:21,444 But it is funky, right? Not of the norm? 56 00:05:21,532 --> 00:05:26,287 Quite. Spontaneous human combustion is rare and scientifically unexplainable. 57 00:05:26,372 --> 00:05:30,365 There have been cases for hundreds of years. Usually all that's left is a pile of ashes. 58 00:05:30,452 --> 00:05:33,171 That's all that would have been left without Buffy. 59 00:05:33,252 --> 00:05:35,766 So we have no idea what caused this? 60 00:05:35,852 --> 00:05:39,731 - That's a comfort! - That's the thrill of living on the Hellmouth. 61 00:05:39,812 --> 00:05:44,408 There's a veritable cornucopia of fiends and devils and ghouls to engage. 62 00:05:46,692 --> 00:05:48,842 Pardon me for finding the glass half full. 63 00:05:48,932 --> 00:05:52,242 Any common denominators in cases of spontaneous combustion? 64 00:05:52,332 --> 00:05:57,565 Er, rage. In most cases, the person who combusted was terribly angry, or... or upset. 65 00:05:57,652 --> 00:06:01,088 So maybe Amber's got this power to make herself be on fire. 66 00:06:01,172 --> 00:06:04,926 - It's like the Human Torch, only it hurts. - I'll get the skinny on Amber. 67 00:06:05,012 --> 00:06:07,526 Find out if she's had colourful episodes before. 68 00:06:07,612 --> 00:06:12,163 That means hacking into the school's computer system. Something I can do. 69 00:06:12,252 --> 00:06:14,641 - I'll ask around. - Don't get involved. 70 00:06:14,732 --> 00:06:17,963 What do you mean? We're a team. Aren't we a team? 71 00:06:18,052 --> 00:06:22,284 Yeah. You're the Slayer, and we're, like, the Slayerettes. 72 00:06:22,372 --> 00:06:25,011 I just don't like putting you guys in danger. 73 00:06:25,092 --> 00:06:29,165 I laugh in the face of danger. Then I hide until it goes away. 74 00:06:29,732 --> 00:06:33,042 OK. Just walk softly, at least until we know a little more. 75 00:06:33,132 --> 00:06:35,566 What if Amber isn't causing this herself? 76 00:06:35,652 --> 00:06:39,088 Well, then we have to determine who or what did. 77 00:06:39,172 --> 00:06:42,244 And, er, deal with it accordingly. 78 00:06:48,012 --> 00:06:49,968 - Hey! - Hi. How was school? 79 00:06:50,052 --> 00:06:52,361 Mm. A reverentjoy! 80 00:06:52,452 --> 00:06:56,161 - What's all this? - It's for the tribal art display. 81 00:06:56,252 --> 00:06:57,651 Cool! 82 00:07:00,132 --> 00:07:03,044 - We had try-outs today. - Oh, great. How'd it go? 83 00:07:03,132 --> 00:07:06,408 I didn't actually get to try out. There was an accident. 84 00:07:06,492 --> 00:07:09,643 - Fierce competition, though. - I know you'll do fine. 85 00:07:09,732 --> 00:07:12,724 Keep on pluggin'. Just have to get back on the horse. 86 00:07:12,812 --> 00:07:14,484 - Mom? - Yeah? 87 00:07:14,572 --> 00:07:17,040 - What was I trying out for? - Oh, uh... 88 00:07:18,252 --> 00:07:21,562 ..some activity? I have no idea. I'm sorry. 89 00:07:22,532 --> 00:07:25,763 That's OK. Your platitudes are good for all occasions. 90 00:07:25,852 --> 00:07:28,047 I'm distracted. 91 00:07:28,132 --> 00:07:30,965 I've got a lot of inventory to go through here. 92 00:07:31,052 --> 00:07:33,327 This is my gallery's first major show. 93 00:07:34,452 --> 00:07:38,604 You know, it might not physically kill you to give me a hand here. 94 00:07:42,772 --> 00:07:45,002 - It was cheerleading. - Oh, good! 95 00:07:45,092 --> 00:07:48,607 I'm glad you're taking that up again. It'll keep you out of trouble. 96 00:07:48,692 --> 00:07:51,081 - I'm not in trouble. - No, not yet. 97 00:07:54,372 --> 00:07:57,364 I mean, you stopped cheerleading just before the trouble. 98 00:07:57,452 --> 00:08:00,250 So it's good you're going back. 99 00:08:01,532 --> 00:08:04,444 - Oh, dear. - What? 100 00:08:04,532 --> 00:08:08,366 - A fertility statue. You don't need to see it. - You know, 101 00:08:08,452 --> 00:08:13,003 there's this girl, Amy, and she trains with her mom, like, three hours a day. 102 00:08:13,092 --> 00:08:16,004 - Uh-huh? - Sounds like her mom's pretty into it. 103 00:08:16,772 --> 00:08:20,048 Sounds like her mom doesn't have a lot to do. 104 00:08:26,052 --> 00:08:28,043 Jeepers! 105 00:08:28,332 --> 00:08:33,326 Despite the terrible thing that happened, we still have to pick new cheerleaders. 106 00:08:33,412 --> 00:08:37,963 If you make the team, you'll find your names posted in the quad after lunch. 107 00:08:38,052 --> 00:08:41,408 Let's begin with group performance. 108 00:08:41,492 --> 00:08:43,801 Why do my hands sweat when I get nervous? 109 00:08:43,892 --> 00:08:45,803 Don't worry. You'll do great. 110 00:08:45,892 --> 00:08:47,883 Five, six, seven, eight! 111 00:08:47,972 --> 00:08:51,760 Sunnydale! Sunnydale! We never fail! We never fail! 112 00:08:51,852 --> 00:08:56,767 Jump and shoot, swish and score, the other team is such a bore. Yeah! 113 00:08:58,532 --> 00:09:00,807 You saw that, right? That wasn't me. 114 00:09:00,892 --> 00:09:03,042 You saw that, right? 115 00:09:04,052 --> 00:09:05,041 Right? 116 00:09:13,012 --> 00:09:16,891 - That's my mom. - No? 117 00:09:17,452 --> 00:09:20,330 Catherine Madison. Get down with your bad self! 118 00:09:20,412 --> 00:09:24,963 Her nickname was "Catherine the Great". She made that team Tri-County Champions. 119 00:09:25,052 --> 00:09:28,089 You know, no one's ever done that before. Or since. 120 00:09:28,172 --> 00:09:30,891 She and my dad were Homecoming King and Queen. 121 00:09:30,972 --> 00:09:34,647 - They got married after graduation. - That's kinda romantic. 122 00:09:34,732 --> 00:09:37,610 Well, he was a big loser. Never made any money. 123 00:09:37,692 --> 00:09:41,048 Ran off with Miss Trailer Trash when I was 12. 124 00:09:41,132 --> 00:09:44,522 OK. That part's less romantic. 125 00:09:44,612 --> 00:09:48,446 - My folks split up, too. - Drag, huh? 126 00:09:48,532 --> 00:09:53,287 He left my mom with nothing. She put herself through cosmetology school. 127 00:09:53,372 --> 00:09:58,241 Bought me everything I ever wanted. And never once gained a single pound. 128 00:09:59,252 --> 00:10:02,289 She sounds really great, Amy. But, um... 129 00:10:02,372 --> 00:10:06,763 it doesn't mean you need to lock step as far as this cheerleading thing. 130 00:10:06,852 --> 00:10:08,843 She was the best. 131 00:10:08,932 --> 00:10:13,084 And I can't get my body to move like hers. I choked in there so bad! 132 00:10:13,172 --> 00:10:15,128 No, Amy, you did fine. 133 00:10:15,852 --> 00:10:18,491 - I'm gonna get changed. - Wait! No, uh... 134 00:10:18,572 --> 00:10:20,961 Hey, Amy! 135 00:10:21,052 --> 00:10:24,647 - Is she OK? - Oh, she's... wiggin' about her mom. 136 00:10:24,732 --> 00:10:26,688 The big "cheer queen". 137 00:10:27,772 --> 00:10:30,081 - Yeah. Her mom's kinda... - Nazi-like? 138 00:10:30,452 --> 00:10:31,407 Heil. 139 00:10:31,492 --> 00:10:35,849 If she gains an ounce, she padlocks the fridge and only eats broth. 140 00:10:35,932 --> 00:10:39,561 So, Mommy dearest is really Mommy dearest? 141 00:10:39,652 --> 00:10:43,804 There's a bitter streak. But Amy's nice. We used to hang in junior high. 142 00:10:43,892 --> 00:10:48,761 When her mom was on a broth kick, Amy'd come to my house and we'd eat brownies. 143 00:10:48,852 --> 00:10:51,969 Hm! Hey, any word on Amber? 144 00:10:52,052 --> 00:10:56,967 Nothing thrilling. Average student, got detention once for smoking. 145 00:10:57,052 --> 00:11:00,931 Regular smoking, with a cigarette - not, like, being smoky. 146 00:11:01,012 --> 00:11:03,810 - Hm. - All pretty normal. 147 00:11:03,892 --> 00:11:06,406 So we'll just have to wait and see what happens. 148 00:11:06,492 --> 00:11:09,086 Maybe nothing will. 149 00:11:39,372 --> 00:11:40,725 I have a dream. 150 00:11:40,812 --> 00:11:46,603 It's me on the cheerleading squad, adored by every varsity male as far as the eye can see. 151 00:11:47,092 --> 00:11:52,803 We have to achieve our dreams, Amy. Otherwise, we wither and die. 152 00:11:52,892 --> 00:11:54,848 Look, I'm sorry about... 153 00:11:55,692 --> 00:11:59,924 If your supreme klutziness out there today takes me out of the running, 154 00:12:00,012 --> 00:12:03,209 you're gonna be so very beyond sorry. 155 00:12:04,212 --> 00:12:06,601 Have a nice day. 156 00:12:17,052 --> 00:12:20,203 - I told Buffy about Amber. - Cool. Was she wearing it? 157 00:12:20,532 --> 00:12:24,081 The bracelet. She was wearing it, right? Pretty much like we're going out. 158 00:12:24,172 --> 00:12:27,926 Except without the hugging or kissing or her knowing about it. 159 00:12:28,012 --> 00:12:30,128 So I'm just a figure of fun. 160 00:12:30,212 --> 00:12:33,727 - I should ask her out, right? - You won't know till you ask. 161 00:12:33,812 --> 00:12:38,681 That's why you're so cool. You're like a guy - my guy friend that knows about girls' stuff. 162 00:12:38,772 --> 00:12:40,922 Oh, great! I'm a guy! 163 00:12:41,012 --> 00:12:44,004 Oh, hey, they're posting the list! 164 00:12:47,612 --> 00:12:49,011 I can't take this. 165 00:12:49,092 --> 00:12:50,650 Yes! 166 00:12:52,052 --> 00:12:54,441 Cover me, I'm going in. 167 00:13:00,772 --> 00:13:02,922 - You're lucky. - I made it? 168 00:13:03,012 --> 00:13:06,482 - Ooh! - I made it. 169 00:13:06,572 --> 00:13:09,962 One of those girls hit me really hard. We should test for steroids. 170 00:13:10,052 --> 00:13:14,330 Not only did you make the team, Buffy is the first alternate. Amy's third. 171 00:13:14,412 --> 00:13:17,484 What better way to celebrate than a romantic drive through... 172 00:13:17,572 --> 00:13:20,370 Alternates are those who didn't make the team. 173 00:13:20,452 --> 00:13:24,161 They only fill in if something happens to the ones who did. 174 00:13:24,252 --> 00:13:26,083 Excuse me. 175 00:13:26,172 --> 00:13:30,370 For I am Xander, King of Cretins. May all lesser cretins bow before me. 176 00:13:31,132 --> 00:13:34,283 At least it's over. You know what I think we should do about it? 177 00:13:34,372 --> 00:13:37,045 Brownie pig-out. My house. After school. 178 00:13:37,132 --> 00:13:40,124 Just how many more hours a day can I practise? 179 00:13:40,212 --> 00:13:42,806 You know, how much more can I do? 180 00:13:42,892 --> 00:13:45,406 This would never have happened to my mother. 181 00:13:45,492 --> 00:13:47,483 Never. 182 00:14:10,652 --> 00:14:12,643 Give me the power. 183 00:14:13,612 --> 00:14:15,603 Give me the dark. 184 00:14:16,012 --> 00:14:17,923 I call on you, 185 00:14:18,012 --> 00:14:20,572 the Laughing Gods. 186 00:14:20,652 --> 00:14:23,849 Let your blackness crawl beneath my skin. 187 00:14:25,012 --> 00:14:27,003 Accept this sacrifice. 188 00:14:27,932 --> 00:14:29,684 Cordelia. 189 00:14:30,972 --> 00:14:32,963 Feed on her. 190 00:14:45,132 --> 00:14:47,123 Look what I've found. 191 00:14:47,212 --> 00:14:50,727 It's my yearbook from junior year. 192 00:14:50,812 --> 00:14:53,246 Oh, look! There I am. 193 00:14:55,092 --> 00:14:59,483 Mom, I've accepted that you've had sex. I am not ready to know that you had Farrah hair. 194 00:14:59,572 --> 00:15:02,689 This is Gidget hair. Don't they teach you anything in history? 195 00:15:02,772 --> 00:15:06,651 - Well, it's really cool, but I gotta go. - Well, I was thinking. 196 00:15:06,732 --> 00:15:09,530 I know the cheerleading thing didn't work out. 197 00:15:09,612 --> 00:15:14,447 Maybe you should think aboutjoining the yearbook staff. I did. It was a lot of fun. 198 00:15:14,532 --> 00:15:16,648 Not really my tip, Mom. 199 00:15:16,732 --> 00:15:22,125 I was, uh, photo editor. I got to be on every page. Made me look more popular than I was. 200 00:15:22,212 --> 00:15:26,364 Have you seen the kids that do yearbook? Nerds pick on them. 201 00:15:26,452 --> 00:15:30,047 Some of the best times I had in school were working on the yearbook. 202 00:15:30,132 --> 00:15:33,283 Oh, this just in. I'm not you. I'm into my own thing. 203 00:15:33,372 --> 00:15:36,364 "Your own thing" got you kicked out of school... 204 00:15:36,452 --> 00:15:40,730 ..and we had to move here to find a decent school that would take you. 205 00:15:40,812 --> 00:15:43,007 Honey...? 206 00:15:44,652 --> 00:15:48,201 Oh! Great parenting form! 207 00:15:48,292 --> 00:15:51,045 A little shaky on the dismount. 208 00:15:53,852 --> 00:15:57,481 Cordelia! You haven't been mean to me all day. Is it something I've done? 209 00:15:57,572 --> 00:16:00,962 See how she has no clue that I'm a man, much less a human being? 210 00:16:01,052 --> 00:16:03,771 - I see that. - The Invisible Man Syndrome. 211 00:16:03,852 --> 00:16:07,003 A blessing in Cordelia's case. A curse in Buffy's. 212 00:16:07,092 --> 00:16:09,765 - You're not invisible to Buffy. - It's worse. 213 00:16:09,852 --> 00:16:12,241 I'm part of the scenery. Like an old shoe. 214 00:16:12,332 --> 00:16:15,210 Or a rug you walk on every day, but don't really see. 215 00:16:15,292 --> 00:16:19,763 Like a pen that's chewed up - you know you should throw it away, but you don't. 216 00:16:19,852 --> 00:16:22,571 Not cos you like it, more cos you're used to... 217 00:16:22,652 --> 00:16:27,203 That is the point. You don't have to drive it through my head like a railroad spike. 218 00:16:27,292 --> 00:16:30,841 I've gotta take your advice and not beat around the bush. 219 00:16:30,932 --> 00:16:35,289 Or, I could be wrong. Maybe you should beat around the bush more. 220 00:16:35,372 --> 00:16:37,567 Nah, I've gotta be a man and ask her out. 221 00:16:37,652 --> 00:16:41,440 I've gotta stop giving her ID bracelets, subtle innuendoes, 222 00:16:41,532 --> 00:16:44,205 taking Polaroids outside her window late at night. 223 00:16:44,292 --> 00:16:47,682 That last part is ajoke to relieve tension. Here she comes. 224 00:16:49,012 --> 00:16:51,526 Into battle I go. Would you ask her out for me? 225 00:16:52,532 --> 00:16:53,567 No. 226 00:16:53,652 --> 00:16:56,246 Man. Me battle. 227 00:16:56,332 --> 00:16:57,447 Buffy? 228 00:16:58,652 --> 00:17:01,325 - Would you like to... - Is that Cordelia's locker? 229 00:17:01,412 --> 00:17:05,121 Huh? I don't know. What I'm saying is, accompany me Friday ni... 230 00:17:05,212 --> 00:17:09,603 Xander, I have to, um... We can make this up later. You don't mind, do you? 231 00:17:34,772 --> 00:17:38,128 Nice of you to join us. We didn't keep you waiting, did we? 232 00:17:38,212 --> 00:17:41,090 Your turn to drive. OK, people, let's buckle up. 233 00:17:41,172 --> 00:17:43,766 I don't wanna drive today, Mr Pole. 234 00:17:43,852 --> 00:17:49,051 You've flunked driver's ed twice. Show me some moves, or you'll be taking the bus. 235 00:17:53,452 --> 00:17:56,250 OK, check the brake. 236 00:17:56,332 --> 00:17:58,368 Check the mirror. 237 00:17:58,452 --> 00:18:00,204 Start the engine. 238 00:18:00,292 --> 00:18:02,886 Hello? Put the car in drive. 239 00:18:05,052 --> 00:18:08,647 Let's move forward through the cones with a gentle, even turn to the... 240 00:18:14,972 --> 00:18:17,406 Slow down! Slow... slow... Turn right! 241 00:18:17,492 --> 00:18:18,766 - Turn right! - Aargh! 242 00:18:20,092 --> 00:18:21,730 Brakes! 243 00:18:26,412 --> 00:18:28,130 Brakes! Brakes! 244 00:18:29,372 --> 00:18:31,681 Brakes! Brakes! 245 00:18:36,052 --> 00:18:37,246 Everybody out! 246 00:18:58,252 --> 00:19:01,767 - Oh, my God! I can't see anything! - It's OK. Oh, God! 247 00:19:01,852 --> 00:19:05,049 What's happening? I can't see anything! 248 00:19:07,052 --> 00:19:11,603 Witchcraft. Blinding your enemy to disorient and disable them - it's a classic. 249 00:19:11,692 --> 00:19:13,683 First vampires, now witches. 250 00:19:13,772 --> 00:19:16,809 No wonder you can still afford a house in Sunnydale. 251 00:19:16,892 --> 00:19:21,090 - Why should someone harm Cordelia? - Maybe because they met her? 252 00:19:21,172 --> 00:19:22,764 Did I say that? 253 00:19:22,852 --> 00:19:24,843 And setting Amber ablaze? 254 00:19:24,932 --> 00:19:28,129 - Yeah, they don't hang. - They're both cheerleaders. 255 00:19:28,212 --> 00:19:31,363 - Someone doesn't like cheerleading? - Or likes it too much. 256 00:19:31,452 --> 00:19:32,680 Amy! 257 00:19:32,772 --> 00:19:35,002 - Amy. - You're leaning towards Amy? 258 00:19:35,092 --> 00:19:39,404 She's desperate. I think she'd do anything to make her mom's dream come true. 259 00:19:39,492 --> 00:19:42,245 Let me make sure I have this right. 260 00:19:42,332 --> 00:19:47,804 This witch is casting horrible and disfiguring spells so that she can become a cheerleader? 261 00:19:47,892 --> 00:19:51,362 You're underestimating the pressure a parent can lay on you. 262 00:19:51,452 --> 00:19:54,250 If you're not a perfect carbon copy, they tend to wig. 263 00:19:54,332 --> 00:19:57,449 Cheerleading was kind of her mom's last hurrah. 264 00:19:57,532 --> 00:19:59,523 We still have to stop Amy - grab her... 265 00:19:59,612 --> 00:20:03,525 We should be sure she's the witch before we arouse her suspicions. 266 00:20:03,612 --> 00:20:06,922 - She's capable of some unpleasant things. - OK. 267 00:20:07,012 --> 00:20:11,164 So you're in high school. You are desperate to make the team and please your mom. 268 00:20:11,252 --> 00:20:14,847 So you turn to witchcraft. What's the first thing you're gonna do? 269 00:20:14,932 --> 00:20:17,207 Check out the books on witchcraft. 270 00:20:17,692 --> 00:20:21,082 No! It's the last thing you'd do. You don't wanna leave a paper trail. 271 00:20:21,172 --> 00:20:23,686 - Forget that. - It'll just take a minute. 272 00:20:23,772 --> 00:20:27,447 We don't have a minute! Cheerleaders are in danger! Buffy's in danger! 273 00:20:27,532 --> 00:20:31,445 You were the first alternate. You are on the team now. You could be next. 274 00:20:31,532 --> 00:20:34,365 - We gotta get you to a safe house. - Xander? 275 00:20:34,452 --> 00:20:36,044 Yeah? 276 00:20:36,132 --> 00:20:41,570 "Witches: Historic Roots To Modern Practice. Checked out by Alexander Harris." 277 00:20:41,652 --> 00:20:46,123 - "The Pagan Rites. Checked out by..." - All right, it's not what you think. 278 00:20:46,212 --> 00:20:48,646 You like to look at the semi-nude engravings? 279 00:20:48,732 --> 00:20:51,565 Oh, well, I guess it is what you think. 280 00:20:51,652 --> 00:20:55,361 Have you all quite finished? We have to find a conclusive test. 281 00:20:55,452 --> 00:20:58,285 There may be something in here. 282 00:20:58,372 --> 00:21:00,010 Yes, this should do it. 283 00:21:00,092 --> 00:21:04,563 You'll need some of her hair, a little quicksilver and 284 00:21:04,652 --> 00:21:06,290 some aqua fortis. 285 00:21:06,372 --> 00:21:10,001 That's just mercury and nitric acid. Go to the science lab. 286 00:21:10,092 --> 00:21:12,447 "Heat ingredients and apply to witch." 287 00:21:12,532 --> 00:21:17,401 "If the spell has been cast in the previous 48 hours, the witch's skin turns blue." 288 00:21:17,492 --> 00:21:19,881 Oh, and you'll need some eye of newt. 289 00:21:21,052 --> 00:21:25,728 Those of you in track one may begin your dissections now. 290 00:21:26,292 --> 00:21:28,044 Those of you in track two, 291 00:21:28,132 --> 00:21:32,648 take your hydrochloric acid and your ammonium hydroxide 292 00:21:32,732 --> 00:21:34,723 and carefully 293 00:21:34,812 --> 00:21:36,803 pour them into 294 00:21:36,892 --> 00:21:38,120 your beakers. 295 00:21:38,212 --> 00:21:40,442 - Now, slow. Slow. - I can't. 296 00:21:40,612 --> 00:21:44,605 - capping one, and being safe. And you get - Eye of newt. 297 00:21:46,292 --> 00:21:47,281 that. 298 00:21:47,372 --> 00:21:49,124 How's Buffy doing with the hair? 299 00:21:49,772 --> 00:21:52,525 - Isn't this exciting?! - Oh, yeah! 300 00:21:52,692 --> 00:21:57,925 Amy, help me. Which is the hydrochloric acid and which is the ammonium hydroxide? 301 00:21:58,012 --> 00:22:02,528 The bottle that says hydrochloric acid is usually the hydrochloric acid. 302 00:22:02,612 --> 00:22:04,967 Read the bottles! Concept! 303 00:22:28,972 --> 00:22:31,202 Wave hi to the nice little witch. 304 00:22:43,252 --> 00:22:44,446 All set. 305 00:22:44,532 --> 00:22:48,844 - Do you have a plan? - Spill it on her, try and make it look natural. 306 00:22:48,932 --> 00:22:51,969 We're right behind you, only... further back. 307 00:22:52,212 --> 00:22:56,410 Lishanne, can you tell me why these chemicals have this reaction? 308 00:22:57,772 --> 00:23:00,206 Lishanne? Are you...? 309 00:23:01,212 --> 00:23:02,611 Oh, my God! 310 00:23:03,532 --> 00:23:05,762 (muffled cries) 311 00:23:17,372 --> 00:23:19,647 Amy was as freaked out as the rest of us. 312 00:23:19,732 --> 00:23:22,849 - It's not her. - The test was positive. She's our Sabrina. 313 00:23:22,932 --> 00:23:27,005 - She just doesn't realise what she's doing. - Shall we talk to her? 314 00:23:27,092 --> 00:23:30,209 We should talk to her mother. Maybe she knows what she's created. 315 00:23:52,532 --> 00:23:54,523 Where are you? 316 00:23:59,052 --> 00:24:01,771 Another productive day in front of the TV? 317 00:24:02,852 --> 00:24:05,650 I got a history report due tomorrow. 318 00:24:06,572 --> 00:24:08,005 Write it. 319 00:24:11,852 --> 00:24:14,685 I should be on that team by now. 320 00:24:14,772 --> 00:24:19,641 But instead, Miss Buffy and friends are sneaking around stealing bits of my hair. 321 00:24:25,852 --> 00:24:28,047 I'll be upstairs. 322 00:25:07,852 --> 00:25:10,047 Ooh, hey, juice! Mmm! 323 00:25:11,772 --> 00:25:14,081 Quality juice. Not from concentrate. 324 00:25:14,172 --> 00:25:16,163 - You're in a good mood. - I am! 325 00:25:16,252 --> 00:25:20,325 I'm on the squad! I feel like cheering and leading others to cheer. 326 00:25:20,412 --> 00:25:24,007 - Ooh, hey, juice! - Honey, about yesterday? I really... 327 00:25:24,092 --> 00:25:28,370 That is totally yester. Besides, it's not like you were wrong, you know? 328 00:25:28,452 --> 00:25:31,842 I did get kicked outta school. I'm just wacky that way! 329 00:25:31,932 --> 00:25:35,322 I just want you to know that despite the problems you've had... 330 00:25:35,412 --> 00:25:39,610 Mom, you just don't get it. And believe me, you don't want it. 331 00:25:39,692 --> 00:25:43,002 There are some things about being a vampire slayer that... 332 00:25:43,092 --> 00:25:46,084 - Being a what? - It's a long story. 333 00:25:46,172 --> 00:25:47,764 - Are you feeling well? - What? 334 00:25:47,852 --> 00:25:50,844 Oh, I'm fine. What? I can't be in a good mood? 335 00:25:50,932 --> 00:25:55,050 A new house rule? Fine, you know, that's just fine, fine, fine. Cos... 336 00:26:12,652 --> 00:26:14,927 Turn up the music! 337 00:26:35,452 --> 00:26:39,047 Get it together, Buffy! We have a game in less than four hours! 338 00:26:39,132 --> 00:26:40,929 Willow! Xander! 339 00:26:41,012 --> 00:26:43,162 My buds are here! I love my buds! 340 00:26:43,252 --> 00:26:44,924 Hi! 341 00:26:45,012 --> 00:26:46,525 Hi! Oh! 342 00:26:47,972 --> 00:26:49,769 Is it me, or is she a bit looped? 343 00:26:53,972 --> 00:26:56,770 We'd better get her out of there. 344 00:26:56,852 --> 00:27:02,529 Yeah, before she hurts someone. 345 00:27:05,052 --> 00:27:06,770 Did I do that? 346 00:27:06,852 --> 00:27:08,570 You are so outta here. 347 00:27:08,652 --> 00:27:10,529 - She's on medication. - What? 348 00:27:10,612 --> 00:27:14,446 Obviously, not enough. Who's our next alternate? 349 00:27:14,532 --> 00:27:15,521 Oh. 350 00:27:15,612 --> 00:27:17,682 Amy, you just made cheerleader. 351 00:27:17,772 --> 00:27:20,684 No, no, no! You don't want her, she's a w... 352 00:27:20,772 --> 00:27:22,285 A wise choice indeed. 353 00:27:25,772 --> 00:27:27,763 - She's a witchy! - Buffy. 354 00:27:27,852 --> 00:27:31,811 - I got kicked off the team, didn't I? - I don't think it was your fault. 355 00:27:31,892 --> 00:27:36,283 I know you don't. Cos you're my friend. You're my Xander-shaped friend! 356 00:27:36,372 --> 00:27:40,126 - Do you know why I love you so, Xander? - We've got to get her to a... 357 00:27:40,212 --> 00:27:42,567 - Let her speak. - I'll tell you. 358 00:27:42,652 --> 00:27:45,450 - You're not like other boys at all. - Well... 359 00:27:45,532 --> 00:27:50,845 You are totally and completely one of the girls! I'm that comfy with him. 360 00:27:50,932 --> 00:27:52,126 That's great! 361 00:27:52,212 --> 00:27:57,047 Any other guy who'd give me a bracelet, they'd wanna date me. It'd be like a... 362 00:27:59,132 --> 00:28:01,726 - I don't... feel so good. - Buffy? 363 00:28:03,612 --> 00:28:05,762 We've gotta get her to a hospital. 364 00:28:05,852 --> 00:28:09,288 May God help her. This is a bloodstone vengeance spell. 365 00:28:09,372 --> 00:28:14,321 Hits the body hard like a quart of alcohol and it eradicates the immune system. 366 00:28:14,412 --> 00:28:18,610 - Vengeance spell? She's getting even? - She knows I know she's a witch. 367 00:28:18,692 --> 00:28:21,684 The others, she just wanted out of the running. You, she intends to, erm... 368 00:28:21,772 --> 00:28:24,605 - Kill. - How much time do we have? 369 00:28:25,372 --> 00:28:28,011 - Ooh, er, I'm sure, er... - Truth. 370 00:28:28,972 --> 00:28:30,041 Please? 371 00:28:31,252 --> 00:28:35,006 - A couple of hours. Three at most. - How do we reverse the spell? 372 00:28:35,092 --> 00:28:39,927 Well, I've been researching that, and we can reverse all the spells if, 373 00:28:40,012 --> 00:28:43,129 we can just lay our hands on Amy's spell book. 374 00:28:43,212 --> 00:28:47,728 - And if we can't get a hold of it? - The other way is to cut the witch's head off. 375 00:28:47,812 --> 00:28:49,006 Show of hands. 376 00:28:49,092 --> 00:28:53,688 It's not Amy's fault. She only became a witch to survive her mother. 377 00:28:53,772 --> 00:28:56,366 I don't care why. I care that you go on breathing. 378 00:28:56,452 --> 00:29:01,003 - Giles, where would she cast these spells? - She needs a... a sacred space. 379 00:29:01,092 --> 00:29:04,289 - A pentagram. A large pot. - Her home. 380 00:29:04,372 --> 00:29:06,408 OK, help me up. 381 00:29:07,412 --> 00:29:10,961 We'll just go to her house, and we'll get her book. 382 00:29:11,052 --> 00:29:13,612 - OK, we'll go with you. - No. 383 00:29:13,692 --> 00:29:16,126 You guys stay here and keep an eye on Amy. 384 00:29:16,212 --> 00:29:21,764 And keep her away from the science lab. We'll need it to cast our counterspells. 385 00:29:48,452 --> 00:29:51,125 Who are you? Is there something wrong? 386 00:29:51,212 --> 00:29:53,567 We need to talk to you about your daughter. 387 00:29:53,652 --> 00:29:56,450 I'm not allow... You'll have to come back later. 388 00:29:56,932 --> 00:29:59,287 - Excuse me. - What? 389 00:29:59,372 --> 00:30:02,364 Are you all right? Erm... in here. 390 00:30:02,452 --> 00:30:05,444 Your daughter is meddling with something very dangerous. 391 00:30:05,532 --> 00:30:08,444 - What are you talking about? - You know only too well. 392 00:30:08,532 --> 00:30:11,251 You've got to go. She'll be home soon, and you... 393 00:30:11,332 --> 00:30:14,722 This girl is very sick. You will shut up and listen to me. 394 00:30:14,812 --> 00:30:19,932 Your daughter has access to powerful magics, and your cheerleading obsession... 395 00:30:20,012 --> 00:30:22,162 I don't care about cheerleading! 396 00:30:22,252 --> 00:30:24,607 It's not my fault she's doing stuff. 397 00:30:24,692 --> 00:30:28,924 As her mother, you should assume some responsibility for her actions. 398 00:30:29,012 --> 00:30:33,130 Yeah, well, you know these kids today. I... 399 00:30:34,132 --> 00:30:36,202 She's out of her mind. 400 00:30:36,292 --> 00:30:40,490 Ever since Dad... her dad left, I can't control her. 401 00:30:40,572 --> 00:30:42,369 - You're afraid of her. - Amy? 402 00:30:46,452 --> 00:30:50,331 - Are you Amy? - I don't understand. 403 00:30:50,412 --> 00:30:54,724 She switched. She switched your bodies, didn't she? 404 00:30:57,492 --> 00:31:01,371 - Good Lord! - She wanted to relive her glory days. 405 00:31:03,612 --> 00:31:06,763 She said I was wasting my youth. 406 00:31:07,772 --> 00:31:10,161 So she took it. 407 00:31:13,052 --> 00:31:16,761 I didn't know anything about her powers. 408 00:31:16,852 --> 00:31:21,607 I mean, when Dad was here, they would fight and yell, he would call her a witch, 409 00:31:21,692 --> 00:31:24,684 and I just thought he meant... 410 00:31:24,772 --> 00:31:27,570 Oh, God, when he left, I wanted to go with him. 411 00:31:27,652 --> 00:31:29,768 But she wouldn't even let me call. 412 00:31:29,852 --> 00:31:33,162 She went crazy. She'd lock herself upstairs for days, 413 00:31:33,252 --> 00:31:37,803 and she was always coming down on me, saying I didn't deserve to have it so easy 414 00:31:37,892 --> 00:31:41,851 and that I didn't know how hard it was to be her and 415 00:31:42,852 --> 00:31:44,968 I guess she showed me, huh? 416 00:31:48,452 --> 00:31:50,727 Amy, it's gonna be OK. 417 00:31:52,452 --> 00:31:54,443 A few months ago, 418 00:31:54,532 --> 00:31:57,046 I woke up in her bed. 419 00:31:58,052 --> 00:32:00,282 I didn't know where I was. 420 00:32:00,372 --> 00:32:03,967 - Then I looked in the mirror. - She locked herself upstairs? 421 00:32:04,052 --> 00:32:05,326 - Yes. - Where? 422 00:32:10,612 --> 00:32:13,206 No. If she finds out I've been here, she'll kill me! 423 00:32:24,452 --> 00:32:26,044 My God! 424 00:32:29,612 --> 00:32:32,490 I believe we can reverse your mother's spell. 425 00:32:32,572 --> 00:32:35,530 - Well all of them, in fact. - You could? 426 00:32:35,612 --> 00:32:39,161 - Really, you could? - We need to find her books. 427 00:32:39,252 --> 00:32:44,770 There'd be specific volumes she'd need for this kind of casting. 428 00:32:48,372 --> 00:32:51,125 Collect those dolls and any other personal... 429 00:32:54,932 --> 00:32:57,241 Nice... kitty. 430 00:32:59,372 --> 00:33:01,840 Let's see what you were guarding. 431 00:33:02,852 --> 00:33:04,444 Ah, yes. 432 00:33:07,292 --> 00:33:08,771 This is it. 433 00:33:11,772 --> 00:33:14,684 - Did we find? - We found. 434 00:33:14,772 --> 00:33:16,683 Come on. 435 00:33:17,692 --> 00:33:20,604 - But where are you going? - We're going to school. 436 00:33:20,692 --> 00:33:23,331 And you're coming with us. 437 00:33:58,452 --> 00:34:01,489 I'm gonna stop this. I promise. 438 00:34:05,532 --> 00:34:07,329 You just hang on. 439 00:34:10,812 --> 00:34:13,531 How is she? 440 00:34:13,612 --> 00:34:16,251 We only have a few minutes left. 441 00:34:16,332 --> 00:34:19,449 Go, Sunnydale, go! Go, Sunnydale, go! Go! 442 00:34:19,532 --> 00:34:21,090 Five, six, seven, eight! 443 00:34:21,172 --> 00:34:25,768 Go, Sunnydale, go! Go, Sunnydale, go! Go, Sunnydale, go! Go! 444 00:34:25,852 --> 00:34:27,171 Six, seven, eight! 445 00:34:27,252 --> 00:34:30,289 Go, Sunnydale, go! Go, Sunnydale, go! 446 00:34:31,892 --> 00:34:33,405 - Go! - Six, seven, eight! 447 00:34:33,492 --> 00:34:38,725 Go, Sunnydale, go! Go, Sunnydale, go! Go, Sunnydale, go! Go! 448 00:34:50,252 --> 00:34:52,925 Right, here we go. 449 00:34:54,372 --> 00:34:56,283 The centre is dark. 450 00:34:56,372 --> 00:34:58,363 Centrum est obscurus. 451 00:34:58,452 --> 00:35:02,206 The darkness breathes. Tenebrae respiratis. 452 00:35:02,292 --> 00:35:04,647 The listener hears. 453 00:35:06,772 --> 00:35:08,171 Hear me! 454 00:35:09,052 --> 00:35:12,442 One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight! 455 00:35:12,532 --> 00:35:14,602 One, two, three... 456 00:35:19,652 --> 00:35:23,088 One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight... 457 00:35:23,452 --> 00:35:25,647 Oh, it's working! 458 00:35:28,052 --> 00:35:32,603 Unlock the gate. Let the darkness shine. Cover us with holy fear. 459 00:35:32,692 --> 00:35:33,761 Show me... 460 00:35:56,252 --> 00:35:58,368 Amy, what's your problem? 461 00:36:12,852 --> 00:36:14,365 She's coming! 462 00:36:17,052 --> 00:36:18,724 - Amy? - Get out of my way. 463 00:36:18,812 --> 00:36:21,963 Wait. I need to talk to you. I can help you. 464 00:36:22,052 --> 00:36:24,771 Help me? With what? 465 00:36:24,852 --> 00:36:27,685 Well, you know, all your witchcraft. 466 00:36:27,772 --> 00:36:31,845 I know this really good cauldron. Do you actually ride a broom? 467 00:36:36,572 --> 00:36:37,561 Xander! 468 00:36:41,692 --> 00:36:45,128 Corsheth and Gilail, the gate is closed. 469 00:36:45,212 --> 00:36:47,203 Receive the dark. 470 00:36:47,292 --> 00:36:49,681 Release the unworthy. 471 00:36:49,772 --> 00:36:53,048 Take of mine energy and be sated. 472 00:37:05,292 --> 00:37:08,011 Be sated. Release the unworthy. 473 00:37:17,772 --> 00:37:18,841 Release! 474 00:37:20,892 --> 00:37:22,689 Release! 475 00:37:30,052 --> 00:37:31,485 Release! 476 00:37:48,172 --> 00:37:50,447 - Buffy? - Amy? 477 00:37:52,052 --> 00:37:53,849 You... 478 00:38:02,372 --> 00:38:03,361 You... 479 00:38:04,012 --> 00:38:06,048 You little brat. 480 00:38:06,132 --> 00:38:08,566 Mom, please? 481 00:38:11,252 --> 00:38:14,050 How dare you raise your hand to your mother? 482 00:38:14,132 --> 00:38:15,690 I gave you birth. 483 00:38:15,772 --> 00:38:20,641 I gave up my life so you could drag that worthless carcass around and call it living. 484 00:38:21,452 --> 00:38:23,966 You've never been anything but trouble. 485 00:38:24,052 --> 00:38:27,044 I'll put you where you can't make trouble again. 486 00:38:27,132 --> 00:38:28,770 Guess what. 487 00:38:28,852 --> 00:38:30,080 I feel better. 488 00:38:34,652 --> 00:38:37,291 That body was mine! 489 00:38:37,732 --> 00:38:40,292 - Mine! - Oh, grow up! 490 00:38:47,852 --> 00:38:50,127 I shall look upon my enemy. 491 00:38:51,932 --> 00:38:56,847 I shall look upon her, and the dark place will have her soul! 492 00:38:59,052 --> 00:39:00,849 Corsheth, take her! 493 00:39:25,652 --> 00:39:28,689 Well, that was, erm... interesting. 494 00:39:32,652 --> 00:39:33,971 You guys OK? 495 00:39:34,052 --> 00:39:36,964 - I'm fine. - I assume the, er... 496 00:39:37,052 --> 00:39:40,761 ..all the spells are reversed? It was my first casting, so 497 00:39:40,852 --> 00:39:44,765 - I may have got it wrong. - You saved my life. You are a god. 498 00:39:44,852 --> 00:39:48,049 - I didn't think you'd pull it off. - I got her! Cut her head off! 499 00:39:48,132 --> 00:39:51,044 - Xander, what are you doing? - Saving you? 500 00:39:51,372 --> 00:39:54,887 - Get your hands off of her. - But she's evil. 501 00:39:54,972 --> 00:39:59,045 - It wasn't exactly her. - I was my mom. 502 00:39:59,132 --> 00:40:00,121 Oh! 503 00:40:00,452 --> 00:40:03,250 - Where is she? - Hey, Willow, it's cool! 504 00:40:03,852 --> 00:40:05,968 - It is? - Yeah, I took care of it. 505 00:40:12,852 --> 00:40:15,127 I don't get it. 506 00:40:15,212 --> 00:40:16,964 What? 507 00:40:17,052 --> 00:40:19,612 I've been doing a lot of thinking about 508 00:40:19,692 --> 00:40:22,684 where you're coming from, how to relate to you, 509 00:40:22,772 --> 00:40:25,923 and I've come to a simple conclusion. I don't get it. 510 00:40:26,012 --> 00:40:28,367 I'm inscrutable, huh? 511 00:40:28,452 --> 00:40:31,364 You're 16. I think there's a 512 00:40:31,452 --> 00:40:36,606 a biological imperative whereby I can't understand you because I'm not 16. 513 00:40:37,452 --> 00:40:39,886 Do you ever wish you could be 16 again? 514 00:40:41,372 --> 00:40:45,206 Oh, that's a frightful notion. Go through all that again? 515 00:40:45,612 --> 00:40:48,968 Not even if it'd help me understand you. 516 00:40:49,052 --> 00:40:51,043 I love you, Mom. 517 00:40:55,692 --> 00:40:57,410 I don't get it! 518 00:40:57,492 --> 00:41:01,849 My dad is so impossible! He doesn't ever want me going anywhere. 519 00:41:01,932 --> 00:41:04,446 He wants to spend total quantity time together. 520 00:41:04,532 --> 00:41:07,444 And I'm, like, "I can go out. It's perfectly safe." 521 00:41:07,532 --> 00:41:11,764 But he's got all this guilt about leaving me with my mom. He's being a total pain. 522 00:41:11,852 --> 00:41:14,844 - You're loving it. - Every single minute. 523 00:41:15,652 --> 00:41:19,691 This Saturday night, he wants to stay in and make brownies. 524 00:41:19,772 --> 00:41:22,684 Well, the brownies were my idea. 525 00:41:22,772 --> 00:41:26,560 Hey, I'm really sorry you guys got bumped back to alternate. 526 00:41:26,652 --> 00:41:29,450 Hold it. Wait. No, I'm not. 527 00:41:29,532 --> 00:41:34,048 Well, I know I'll miss the intellectual thrill of spelling out words with my arms! 528 00:41:34,132 --> 00:41:36,965 Ooh! These grapes are sour. 529 00:41:37,052 --> 00:41:38,531 Oh, I'm sorry! 530 00:41:38,612 --> 00:41:41,968 - I forgot you wanted to be on the squad. - Oh, that's OK. 531 00:41:42,092 --> 00:41:47,246 - Cheerleading's a little too hairy these days. - Yeah. That's for sure. 532 00:41:48,252 --> 00:41:51,050 "Catherine the Great." 533 00:41:51,132 --> 00:41:53,566 And there's been no sign of her? 534 00:41:53,652 --> 00:41:57,964 That last spell? She said I'd never make trouble again. 535 00:41:58,052 --> 00:42:01,124 Wherever she is, I don't think we'll have to worry. 536 00:42:03,292 --> 00:42:05,283 Twisted. 537 00:42:06,652 --> 00:42:08,768 I'm just happy to have my body back. 538 00:42:08,852 --> 00:42:13,642 - I'm thinking of getting fat. - You know, I hear that look's in for spring. 539 00:42:48,052 --> 00:42:51,044 Visiontext Subtitles: Claire Bates 540 00:42:52,692 --> 00:42:55,001 Urgh! Argh! 541 00:42:55,132 --> 00:42:57,362 ENGLISH 542 00:42:58,305 --> 00:43:58,549 Watch Movies, Series & LiveTV www.flixify.app