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Mad Sweeney:
 Do you know who he is?

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Who he really is?

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[thunder crashes]

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Wednesday:
Shadow Moon.

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You're my man now.

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Laura:
You've gotten yourself mixed up

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in some really weird
shit, Shadow.

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Mad Sweeney:
You shouldn't trust him.
Grimnir. Don't trust him.

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Trying to start a war,
Glad-O-War?

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Wednesday:
We're at war already,
and we're losing.

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Who are you?

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Wednesday:
You wouldn't believe me
if I told you.

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Shadow:
What should I believe?

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- Wednesday: What's today?
- Mr. World: Wednesday.

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Today is my day.

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**

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**

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This is all too big.

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Too much going on at once.

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We should start
with a story.

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- Aw, Jesus, Nancy.
- I'm gonna tell
you a story.

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Haven't got time
for a story.

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Just do the fucking work, huh?

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Let me tell
a goddamned story!

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I got a good one.

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Real good...

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Once upon a time...

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See? It sounds good already.

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You're hooked.

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Just get on with it, huh?

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Once upon a time...

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there was a fucking queen.

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She had it all:

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the glory, the power.

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Worshippers eager to give
and grateful to receive.

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Why?

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Because she had
the gift of the gift.

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The blessing of blessings,
hers to bestow.

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And her place of worship?

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[chuckles]

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Oh, that was the place to be.

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That was the goddamn shit.

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**

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It was good fucking times.

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**

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Kings didn't like that.

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Kings came one
 after the other

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to knock her off her throne.

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They didn't last long.

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**

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When the queen
 was done with you...

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you were gone.

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Worse ways to go...

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**

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Mr. Nancy:
 Clothes and hair
 change with the times,

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but this queen, ha ha,
 she kept the party going.

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**

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* As a friend,
not as a fighter *

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* I come as someone
you invited *

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* You seem to confess

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* It's all so senseless

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* Oh

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* Oh

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* Oh

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* Oh

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Mr. Nancy:
 But the kings,

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they kept coming after her.

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Our queen's power...

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which is the power
 of all women,

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the power of rebirth,
 and creation...

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it makes some men
 kneel in awe

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and give gifts.

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But it makes other men angry.

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And you know it:

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Anger gets shit done.

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So men did what they do:

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they took from her
 that power.

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Took 'em a long time.

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Took them guns and knives

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and sharp dicks.

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But they grabbed the power

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they were too scared
 for a queen to have.

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[shouting]

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They laundered it
 and gave it to men.

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They forced our queen

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into the back seat.

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Woman over P.A.:
 The remaining flight time
 to New York's

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John F. Kennedy airport
 is 11 hours.

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So sit back, relax,
 and enjoy the flight.

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- Thank you.
- Where is the library?

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Where is the library?

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Where is the library?

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Mr. Nancy:
 Now our queen, she made
 her peace with change.

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She told herself the back
 seat's got cushions, too.

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She told herself she was
 playing the game

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by staying in it.

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Excuse me.

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Do you know where
the bathroom is?

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There's one in the back.

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I don't see it.

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Show me.

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[lock clicks]

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[lock clicks]

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Oh. Where did
30F run off to?

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Mr. Nancy:
 So long as I'm still alive,

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I can adapt.

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So you can let everyone back
home know where you're going.

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I still know what I am.

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But America, too, can take
 issue with a woman of power.

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It finds ways of
 cutting her down.

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Of punishing her for
 her daring to be.

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[beeping]

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And our girl,
 after a while,

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even she forgot
 there's a queen inside.

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Newscaster:
 ISIS fighters destroyed
 the ancient temple,

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a once popular
 tourist attraction

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recently denounced
 by ISIS militants

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as quote, the necessary
 destruction

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of idolatrous structures

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in accordance
 with Islamic law.

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Mr. Nancy:
 And there is no end
 to the cruelty of men

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threatened by
 strong women.

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So what's a queen to do?

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She gets on her knees.

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She takes what
 she don't want to,

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and we watch in easy
 fucking judgment

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and pretend we'd do
 a single thing different

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in her shoes.

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Hmm.

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I hear they
blew up your altar.

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Darn.

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I have a new one
to offer you.

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Aren't you
the lucky duck?

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Oh!

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Boop.

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Okay.

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Worship is a
volume business.

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Whosoever has
the most followers

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wins the game.

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Wanna play?

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Mr. Nancy:
 Life is long when
 you got regret.

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A moment can last forever

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when you can see how
it should have gone.

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You get the moral
to this story?

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I don't know.
Don't compromise?

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Or, uh...

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don't cut deals with
treacherous motherfuckers.

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What? No! Fuck no!

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Did you get this one
off the discount rack?

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Where are you getting
in life without some
fucking compromise?

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The moral is...

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- Get myself a queen.
- You goddamn right.

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You better get
yourself a queen.

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'Cause you just went
and killed one of theirs.

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That's one of mine.
I killed one of mine.

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Not anymore.

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Not in a long while

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has he been one of yours.

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You separate a head
from a body,

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that is strike fucking one
across the bow.

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They all ain't going to
take that lightly.

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Good. Wait 'til
he sees strike two,

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when I get myself
that queen.

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[laughs]

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What about you?

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Spill blood together, that
binds you to him for life.

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Yeah, the fuck it does.

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Fuck it doesn't.

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Now, we have a compact.

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Yeah, up to which point
you piss me off.

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And you've just gone and
pissed me off, okay?

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So I think that just violates
the terms of our agreement.

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What are you so
pissed off about?

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[thunder crashes]

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You just cut off
your friend's head.

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Okay, now you're just going
to go and get a suit made

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like you're the
goddamn Godfather?

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Who the fuck did
you think he was?

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You're getting one, too.

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We have to be presentable,
where we're going.

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Fuck you!

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Okay, I don't even
know your name.

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Hey, Mr. Wednesday?

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Who I met
on a Wednesday?

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I don't think you understand
the concept of pissed off.

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It's angry.

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Oh, I know what
pissed off is.

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I'm pissed off, so
as a pissed off person,

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I'm aware.

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You're confused.
You got a lot of questions,

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but you don't know how
to ask them.

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Do not confuse confusion
for anger.

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I'm not confused.

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00:19:02,784 --> 00:19:05,120
I'm very confused.

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00:19:05,220 --> 00:19:07,322
You're confused.
And you're intrigued.

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00:19:07,422 --> 00:19:10,158
Your wife came back
from the dead, why
wouldn't you be?

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00:19:10,258 --> 00:19:11,926
If you said you weren't,
I'd call you a liar.

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00:19:12,127 --> 00:19:13,695
A bigger one than I am.

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00:19:13,795 --> 00:19:16,398
Ha! And that's
a very big liar.

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00:19:16,498 --> 00:19:17,699
Mm-hmm.

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00:19:17,799 --> 00:19:20,935
The terms of our
agreement are intact.

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00:19:21,103 --> 00:19:23,271
You're not angry, Shadow.

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00:19:23,371 --> 00:19:26,208
But you do have to
start getting angry.

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Angry...

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00:19:28,143 --> 00:19:29,944
gets shit done.

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Try that on for size.

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00:20:46,188 --> 00:20:47,522
Jeez...

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00:20:53,561 --> 00:20:54,796
Is this Wisconsin?

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00:20:54,896 --> 00:20:56,198
That's our next stop.

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00:20:56,298 --> 00:20:59,467
Welcome to Kentucky.

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00:21:11,213 --> 00:21:12,714
Now be nice to
the lady we're visiting,

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00:21:12,814 --> 00:21:14,649
but not too nice.

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00:21:14,749 --> 00:21:17,652
She might take a fancy
to you, and that would
not be good.

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00:21:17,752 --> 00:21:19,086
Why?

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00:21:19,221 --> 00:21:22,624
She an ex-girlfriend
of yours?

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00:21:22,724 --> 00:21:24,992
Not for all the little
plastic toys in China.

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00:21:25,227 --> 00:21:28,596
No, she's...

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00:21:28,696 --> 00:21:30,332
She's something else.

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00:21:46,281 --> 00:21:49,284
We might not be
welcome at first.

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00:21:54,656 --> 00:21:56,291
[thumping]

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00:22:28,990 --> 00:22:31,326
[Wednesday sighs]

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00:22:31,426 --> 00:22:33,695
In the presence of a queen.

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00:22:56,351 --> 00:22:58,386
Heh, forgot
it was Easter.

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00:22:58,486 --> 00:23:02,189
Well, it is Sunday,
16th of April,

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00:23:02,324 --> 00:23:04,526
seven days after
the vernal equinox.

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00:23:07,028 --> 00:23:08,596
I love Easter.

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00:23:08,696 --> 00:23:11,198
Oh, many do.

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00:23:11,333 --> 00:23:14,201
Some for the rabbits,
some for the resurrection.

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00:23:14,402 --> 00:23:17,339
Most think of the food.

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00:23:17,405 --> 00:23:20,174
All that fucking
sugar, huh?

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00:23:20,342 --> 00:23:22,610
They don't think of
the truth of the day.

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00:23:22,710 --> 00:23:25,547
And why would they?

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00:23:27,882 --> 00:23:32,587
Well, yeah, you could...
you could call this Easter.

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00:23:32,687 --> 00:23:34,556
Or we could call it
what it really is:

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00:23:34,656 --> 00:23:37,959
a pagan ritual, the celebration
of the beginning of spring

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00:23:38,059 --> 00:23:40,362
dating back about
12,000 years.

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00:23:40,462 --> 00:23:43,264
So, when you see
children dipping eggs

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00:23:43,365 --> 00:23:45,433
in vinegar the colors
of their favorite toys,

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00:23:45,533 --> 00:23:47,502
or when you see
the nation's youth

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00:23:47,602 --> 00:23:49,371
fleeing south
for copulation,

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00:23:49,437 --> 00:23:52,374
or when they spread their seed
over that sinking mass

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00:23:52,407 --> 00:23:53,875
that is the great
state of Florida,

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00:23:53,975 --> 00:23:56,378
they all...

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00:23:56,478 --> 00:23:59,714
without realizing it
do it in her name.

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00:24:01,916 --> 00:24:03,751
Ostara.

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00:24:07,021 --> 00:24:08,856
Ostara:
Hello!

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00:24:08,956 --> 00:24:12,226
[glass tinkles]

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00:24:12,394 --> 00:24:15,930
Oh, it is a treasure
and a treat

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00:24:16,030 --> 00:24:18,132
to welcome you
all to my home

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00:24:18,232 --> 00:24:21,403
and on my day, my favorite
day of the year.

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00:24:21,436 --> 00:24:24,205
When all is
lavender and dew,

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00:24:24,406 --> 00:24:26,441
reborn and restored.

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00:24:26,541 --> 00:24:27,174
When we celebrate
the earth...

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00:24:27,409 --> 00:24:28,743
Hello, Shadow.

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00:24:31,112 --> 00:24:32,947
Hey.

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00:24:33,047 --> 00:24:35,583
Do I know you?

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00:24:35,683 --> 00:24:38,553
Yes, you do.

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00:24:38,653 --> 00:24:42,256
Ostara:
...and then we move on.

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00:24:42,424 --> 00:24:45,259
I think it's important
for us all to remember

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00:24:45,427 --> 00:24:47,228
what this day is
really truly about.

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00:24:47,462 --> 00:24:49,897
Which is...

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00:24:49,997 --> 00:24:51,599
Oh, for Christ's sake.

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00:24:54,502 --> 00:24:57,038
Praise the Lords,
please help yourself

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00:24:57,138 --> 00:24:58,840
and those less fortunate
to the buffet.

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00:24:58,940 --> 00:25:01,443
I got plenty of honey ham.

268
00:25:01,509 --> 00:25:03,210
But for those of you that
do not partake of pork...

269
00:25:03,445 --> 00:25:07,682
That's Easter?

270
00:25:09,150 --> 00:25:10,985
Because people
believe in Easter.

271
00:25:11,085 --> 00:25:14,088
Believing is seeing.

272
00:25:14,188 --> 00:25:16,524
Gods are real if
you believe in them.

273
00:25:38,680 --> 00:25:39,714
Gods.

274
00:25:39,814 --> 00:25:41,148
Uh-huh.

275
00:25:41,483 --> 00:25:43,084
Fuck me.

276
00:25:43,184 --> 00:25:44,919
All right, so...

277
00:25:45,019 --> 00:25:45,920
Hmm?

278
00:25:46,020 --> 00:25:47,922
That's Jesus Christ.

279
00:25:48,022 --> 00:25:49,256
A Jesus Christ.

280
00:25:49,491 --> 00:25:52,494
Some Jesus Christ.

281
00:25:52,527 --> 00:25:55,329
For every belief, every branch,
every denomination

282
00:25:55,497 --> 00:25:58,866
they see a different face
when they close their eyes
to pray.

283
00:25:58,966 --> 00:26:00,602
So who are you?

284
00:26:00,702 --> 00:26:04,672
Like I said, you wouldn't
believe in me if I told you.

285
00:26:07,742 --> 00:26:10,344
Happy Easter,
you old fraud.

286
00:26:10,545 --> 00:26:13,515
And a fair Ostara to you.

287
00:26:13,615 --> 00:26:15,617
What the hell are
you doing here?

288
00:26:15,717 --> 00:26:17,985
I'm not here for Christ's sake,
I'm here for all our sakes.

289
00:26:18,085 --> 00:26:19,420
You look divine.

290
00:26:19,521 --> 00:26:21,055
How the hell else
should I look?

291
00:26:21,155 --> 00:26:24,726
Say hello to Ostara.

292
00:26:26,994 --> 00:26:28,563
Hey, Ostara.

293
00:26:30,064 --> 00:26:32,366
Oh, he's a blusher.

294
00:26:32,534 --> 00:26:33,968
Wednesday, you brought
me a blusher.

295
00:26:34,068 --> 00:26:35,603
Mm-hmm.

296
00:26:35,703 --> 00:26:38,806
And he's pink chocolate.
How perfectly wonderful.

297
00:26:38,906 --> 00:26:40,708
What's he called?

298
00:26:40,808 --> 00:26:43,077
Shadow Moon.

299
00:26:53,187 --> 00:26:54,556
Wednesday: So...

300
00:26:54,622 --> 00:26:55,823
How's tricks?

301
00:26:55,923 --> 00:26:58,893
Asks the tricksiest
rabbit I know.

302
00:26:58,993 --> 00:27:02,163
Well, I was hoping to
enlist your assistance.

303
00:27:02,263 --> 00:27:04,599
Stop wasting time.

304
00:27:04,699 --> 00:27:07,635
I can't be bothered, so don't
you go bothering me about it.

305
00:27:07,735 --> 00:27:10,572
Shadow?
That's a sweet name.

306
00:27:10,638 --> 00:27:12,807
Now, now, now, now.
Leave him be. Hmm?

307
00:27:12,907 --> 00:27:15,176
Why do they call you
Shadow, sweetness?

308
00:27:15,276 --> 00:27:16,878
The way I follow
my mama around.

309
00:27:16,978 --> 00:27:19,013
She didn't know what
else to call me.

310
00:27:20,214 --> 00:27:22,617
Well, I deal in sugar, Sugar,

311
00:27:22,717 --> 00:27:24,318
and you're the sweetest damn
thing I've ever seen.

312
00:27:24,586 --> 00:27:25,887
[chuckles]

313
00:27:25,987 --> 00:27:28,590
This is the boy that
has everyone so upset?

314
00:27:28,656 --> 00:27:30,291
Aye, you heard?

315
00:27:30,391 --> 00:27:33,027
Well, I keep
my ears pricked up.

316
00:27:33,127 --> 00:27:34,596
Come here, sweet Shadow.

317
00:27:34,629 --> 00:27:36,864
Allow me to
impart some wisdom:

318
00:27:36,964 --> 00:27:39,300
there's far too many
secret societies out there.

319
00:27:39,400 --> 00:27:41,736
They have no loyalty
and no love.

320
00:27:41,836 --> 00:27:43,905
They range from
barely competent

321
00:27:44,005 --> 00:27:45,206
to deeply dangerous.

322
00:27:45,306 --> 00:27:46,207
You don't sound like
one of us.

323
00:27:46,307 --> 00:27:47,609
I'm not one of you.

324
00:27:47,642 --> 00:27:49,210
Wednesday:
Oh, yes you are.

325
00:27:49,310 --> 00:27:51,445
You're as forgotten,
and as unloved

326
00:27:51,613 --> 00:27:52,714
and as unremembered
as any of us.

327
00:27:52,814 --> 00:27:55,449
I'm doing just fine.
Happy Easter.

328
00:27:55,617 --> 00:27:57,685
Christ is risen.
Hello, boys.

329
00:27:57,785 --> 00:27:59,453
Well, you were before
these assholes were born.

330
00:27:59,621 --> 00:28:01,756
Until the day
that Jesus Christ

331
00:28:01,856 --> 00:28:04,626
crawled out of his
stinky old grave,

332
00:28:04,692 --> 00:28:08,630
folks would paint eggs
with dandelions and paprika.

333
00:28:08,663 --> 00:28:10,732
For her to exchange as gifts

334
00:28:10,832 --> 00:28:12,867
at the first sign of spring
in her name.

335
00:28:12,967 --> 00:28:14,335
Ostara.

336
00:28:14,435 --> 00:28:17,138
Oh, they still do.
They still do.

337
00:28:17,238 --> 00:28:20,474
On my festival days, they
still feast on eggs and rabbit

338
00:28:20,642 --> 00:28:22,710
and candy and they
do it in my name.

339
00:28:22,810 --> 00:28:23,978
Serious question, my dear.

340
00:28:24,078 --> 00:28:25,813
I have no doubt that
millions upon millions

341
00:28:25,913 --> 00:28:28,650
exchange tokens and observe
the rituals of your festival,

342
00:28:28,716 --> 00:28:30,652
all down to the hunting
of the hidden eggs,

343
00:28:30,718 --> 00:28:33,487
but does anybody
pray in your name?

344
00:28:33,655 --> 00:28:36,557
Do they say it
in worship?

345
00:28:36,658 --> 00:28:38,025
Oh, they mouth your name,

346
00:28:38,125 --> 00:28:40,327
hmm, but they have
no idea what it means.

347
00:28:40,427 --> 00:28:42,563
None whatsoever.
Same every spring.

348
00:28:42,664 --> 00:28:44,265
You do all the work,
he gets all the prayers.

349
00:28:44,365 --> 00:28:46,668
What has gotten into you?

350
00:28:46,734 --> 00:28:48,369
I feel terrible about this.

351
00:28:48,670 --> 00:28:50,738
No. No!

352
00:28:50,838 --> 00:28:52,674
It's her day.
You took it.

353
00:28:52,774 --> 00:28:54,308
You crucified her day.

354
00:28:54,408 --> 00:28:55,576
When they started
following you,

355
00:28:55,677 --> 00:28:57,278
everybody else
got burned.

356
00:28:57,378 --> 00:29:00,214
In your name.
Happy fucking Easter.

357
00:29:00,314 --> 00:29:01,215
[people gasping]

358
00:29:01,315 --> 00:29:02,884
[nervous laugh]
Uh...

359
00:29:02,984 --> 00:29:04,051
[chuckles]

360
00:29:04,151 --> 00:29:05,820
No...

361
00:29:07,254 --> 00:29:08,155
A word.

362
00:29:08,255 --> 00:29:10,024
Mm-hmm.

363
00:29:18,299 --> 00:29:21,836
You shut your mouth before I
slap it off your goddamn face.

364
00:29:21,936 --> 00:29:23,871
Oh... oh.

365
00:29:23,971 --> 00:29:25,072
How dare you.

366
00:29:25,172 --> 00:29:26,741
How dare you...

367
00:29:26,841 --> 00:29:28,575
How dare you come
into my home

368
00:29:28,710 --> 00:29:30,244
and uncork all over
Jesus of Nazareth,

369
00:29:30,344 --> 00:29:32,914
and all the other Jesuses
who died on the cross,

370
00:29:33,014 --> 00:29:35,717
and even the ones who didn't?
How dare you!

371
00:29:35,817 --> 00:29:37,351
These are kind, generous men

372
00:29:37,451 --> 00:29:38,953
and they've come
to celebrate their day.

373
00:29:39,053 --> 00:29:40,722
My day.

374
00:29:40,822 --> 00:29:42,623
God damn it, our day!

375
00:29:42,724 --> 00:29:44,926
And you come in here
and disrespect them?

376
00:29:45,026 --> 00:29:47,061
They are gods,
for God's sake!

377
00:29:47,161 --> 00:29:49,263
They're sons of.
They're men who
walk the streets.

378
00:29:49,363 --> 00:29:50,431
They shake hands,
they take shits.

379
00:29:50,732 --> 00:29:52,033
Oh...

380
00:29:52,133 --> 00:29:54,101
What I'm doing here is
of no concern to them.

381
00:29:54,201 --> 00:29:56,603
This is your day, love.

382
00:29:56,704 --> 00:29:58,940
Always has been,
always will be.

383
00:29:59,040 --> 00:30:03,010
Just don't try to tell me
that they all worship you.

384
00:30:03,110 --> 00:30:05,512
I know they don't.
I'm not a fool.

385
00:30:05,713 --> 00:30:08,115
No, you're not.

386
00:30:08,215 --> 00:30:09,851
I am.

387
00:30:11,352 --> 00:30:13,120
An old one.

388
00:30:16,190 --> 00:30:18,392
They killed Vulcan.

389
00:30:18,492 --> 00:30:21,695
They killed my friend.

390
00:30:23,130 --> 00:30:26,033
He pledged his
allegiance to me,

391
00:30:26,133 --> 00:30:30,037
and forged a blade

392
00:30:30,137 --> 00:30:32,173
in my honor.

393
00:30:37,912 --> 00:30:40,247
And they killed him for it.

394
00:30:43,450 --> 00:30:45,152
The new gods.

395
00:30:46,520 --> 00:30:49,490
That's why we need you.

396
00:30:49,590 --> 00:30:51,325
That's why we need
spring to fight them,

397
00:30:51,425 --> 00:30:53,895
to show them who we are.

398
00:30:54,996 --> 00:30:58,199
Oh, they will worship you.

399
00:30:58,299 --> 00:31:04,105
They will... worship you
if you make them pray.

400
00:31:04,205 --> 00:31:06,340
They'll pray to Him.

401
00:31:08,075 --> 00:31:10,945
But he's not
the goddess of spring.

402
00:31:15,082 --> 00:31:19,453
Shadow, my boy, I need a word
with the fair lady here alone.

403
00:31:19,553 --> 00:31:21,555
Help yourself to a drink,
two, tops.

404
00:31:21,823 --> 00:31:23,157
Still need you sharp.

405
00:31:31,365 --> 00:31:34,268
**

406
00:31:58,459 --> 00:31:59,861
[cell phone rings]

407
00:32:15,877 --> 00:32:19,446
[inhales]

408
00:32:19,546 --> 00:32:21,415
You've been
avoiding me.

409
00:32:25,152 --> 00:32:27,288
My mistake.

410
00:32:27,388 --> 00:32:29,290
I used the phone.

411
00:32:29,390 --> 00:32:32,159
Worst thing you can do
to someone is call them.

412
00:32:34,428 --> 00:32:36,430
I've been occupied.

413
00:32:37,398 --> 00:32:39,000
Yes, you have.

414
00:32:40,434 --> 00:32:44,071
Impressive reach metrics.
Deep penetration.

415
00:32:44,171 --> 00:32:46,740
Total unique impressions
is what sells

416
00:32:46,908 --> 00:32:48,943
and no-one
leaves an impression

417
00:32:49,043 --> 00:32:52,446
more unique than you.

418
00:32:52,546 --> 00:32:55,049
You've done well with me.

419
00:32:55,149 --> 00:32:57,084
Very well.

420
00:32:57,184 --> 00:32:59,053
Now...

421
00:32:59,153 --> 00:33:01,923
It's my turn to
do well by you.

422
00:33:34,021 --> 00:33:36,123
I can take care of you.

423
00:33:37,291 --> 00:33:39,526
Hmm.

424
00:33:39,626 --> 00:33:41,428
Hands free, honeypot.

425
00:33:41,528 --> 00:33:45,266
I have no intention of
spending the rest of my days

426
00:33:45,366 --> 00:33:48,269
feeding your soul
from the vagina nebula.

427
00:33:48,369 --> 00:33:50,837
But...

428
00:33:50,972 --> 00:33:54,208
if you point that gun
in the right direction...

429
00:34:04,585 --> 00:34:05,987
Hmm.

430
00:34:08,255 --> 00:34:11,225
You're wishing you had
no business with me.

431
00:34:12,459 --> 00:34:16,363
But you do.

432
00:34:16,463 --> 00:34:19,366
You owe.

433
00:34:19,466 --> 00:34:21,335
I'm calling it in.

434
00:34:26,007 --> 00:34:29,076
[warbling ice cream
truck music]

435
00:34:48,062 --> 00:34:49,430
Is this it?

436
00:34:55,036 --> 00:34:57,038
How'd you find it?

437
00:34:57,104 --> 00:34:59,040
[flies buzzing]

438
00:35:02,543 --> 00:35:04,178
Shadow's here.

439
00:35:04,745 --> 00:35:07,581
Jesus Christ.

440
00:35:07,681 --> 00:35:10,051
Are they all... Jesuses?

441
00:35:12,153 --> 00:35:15,056
Right, of course, 'cause...

442
00:35:15,156 --> 00:35:18,525
Jesus is real.
Hmm.

443
00:35:36,743 --> 00:35:40,081
God damn it.

444
00:35:40,747 --> 00:35:42,683
[chuckles]

445
00:35:42,783 --> 00:35:45,086
Hmm.

446
00:35:47,521 --> 00:35:48,889
Did you always believe?

447
00:35:49,090 --> 00:35:52,159
Did I always believe?

448
00:35:53,494 --> 00:35:56,297
I am belief, Shadow.

449
00:35:59,233 --> 00:36:02,269
I don't know how
not to believe.

450
00:36:06,207 --> 00:36:09,110
I don't think I know how to.

451
00:36:10,677 --> 00:36:13,214
And I think maybe I...

452
00:36:13,314 --> 00:36:16,417
I don't really believe.

453
00:36:18,385 --> 00:36:22,123
You know, I don't really
believe any of this.

454
00:36:23,924 --> 00:36:26,727
And maybe everything
that's happened so far

455
00:36:26,827 --> 00:36:30,597
is just some kind
of vivid dream.

456
00:36:33,367 --> 00:36:34,835
And...

457
00:36:34,935 --> 00:36:37,304
I don't even know if
I can believe that.

458
00:36:39,740 --> 00:36:42,576
Even if you don't believe,

459
00:36:42,676 --> 00:36:48,682
you cannot travel
in any other way than the road

460
00:36:48,782 --> 00:36:52,519
your senses show you.

461
00:36:54,355 --> 00:36:58,625
And you must walk
that road

462
00:36:58,725 --> 00:37:00,627
to the end.

463
00:37:04,798 --> 00:37:06,767
Starve them
into submission?

464
00:37:06,867 --> 00:37:08,435
They used to
starve themselves.

465
00:37:08,535 --> 00:37:11,705
40 days, but not
out of worship,

466
00:37:11,805 --> 00:37:13,006
but out of necessity.

467
00:37:13,174 --> 00:37:15,209
Hunger was an ancient
form of prayer,

468
00:37:15,309 --> 00:37:17,378
and they've never
been hungry.

469
00:37:17,478 --> 00:37:19,713
I mean, they just pluck
their food out of the freezer,

470
00:37:19,813 --> 00:37:22,015
throw it in the microwave,
watch it spin around.

471
00:37:22,183 --> 00:37:25,051
Never once have they
had to work for it,

472
00:37:25,186 --> 00:37:29,190
give thanks for it,
or pray to you for it.

473
00:37:29,290 --> 00:37:31,625
Make them pray.

474
00:37:31,725 --> 00:37:34,761
Let them remind themselves
it was a queen

475
00:37:34,861 --> 00:37:36,697
that gave them the harvest.

476
00:37:36,797 --> 00:37:39,433
Oh, they'll be hungry but
then they'll turn to you,

477
00:37:39,533 --> 00:37:43,837
and they will pray
to Ostara once again.

478
00:37:43,937 --> 00:37:47,574
She withholds,
she returns.

479
00:37:47,674 --> 00:37:50,043
Prayer, reward.

480
00:37:50,244 --> 00:37:52,279
The ancient contract.

481
00:37:54,615 --> 00:37:55,982
[bell ringing]

482
00:37:56,217 --> 00:37:57,951
Holy shit.

483
00:37:58,219 --> 00:38:00,721
Hold that thought.

484
00:38:00,821 --> 00:38:01,755
Come on.

485
00:38:03,690 --> 00:38:04,491
[flies buzzing]

486
00:38:04,591 --> 00:38:06,527
[gurgling]

487
00:38:12,766 --> 00:38:15,736
Oh...

488
00:38:32,253 --> 00:38:33,820
A dead girl?

489
00:38:33,920 --> 00:38:36,290
I have a house full of guests
and a garage full of caterers

490
00:38:36,390 --> 00:38:38,725
and you brought me
a dead girl?

491
00:38:39,793 --> 00:38:42,095
Hi.

492
00:38:42,263 --> 00:38:44,531
- You have a lovely home.
- Don't stoop.

493
00:38:44,631 --> 00:38:45,632
Somebody tried to raise you
with refined manners,

494
00:38:45,732 --> 00:38:46,633
dead girl, and failed.

495
00:38:49,603 --> 00:38:50,304
[flies buzzing]

496
00:38:50,404 --> 00:38:52,273
[sighs]
Let me see you.

497
00:38:55,809 --> 00:38:56,843
She doesn't want
to be dead.

498
00:38:56,943 --> 00:38:59,280
Dead gets a bad rap.

499
00:38:59,380 --> 00:39:01,482
I don't want her
to be dead.

500
00:39:01,582 --> 00:39:02,483
Reason being?

501
00:39:02,583 --> 00:39:05,051
Selfish reasons.

502
00:39:05,286 --> 00:39:06,653
Can you do that?

503
00:39:06,753 --> 00:39:07,821
Professional courtesy.

504
00:39:07,921 --> 00:39:09,756
Colleague to colleague?

505
00:39:09,856 --> 00:39:12,526
You all think I'm like you.
I am not like you.

506
00:39:12,626 --> 00:39:15,296
You, I'm particularly
not like.

507
00:39:15,396 --> 00:39:19,566
And that doesn't translate
into courtesies owed,
professional or otherwise.

508
00:39:19,666 --> 00:39:21,602
A favor, then.

509
00:39:21,702 --> 00:39:22,803
You do owe me that.

510
00:39:26,340 --> 00:39:27,874
Who were you, exactly?

511
00:39:27,974 --> 00:39:30,844
I was, uh, Laura Moon.

512
00:39:30,944 --> 00:39:32,479
Um, I'm still Laura Moon.

513
00:39:32,579 --> 00:39:34,481
Laura Moon.

514
00:39:34,581 --> 00:39:35,849
Shadow Moon?

515
00:39:35,949 --> 00:39:38,151
Mmm, we know
he's here.

516
00:39:38,319 --> 00:39:39,353
We know who
he's here with.

517
00:39:39,453 --> 00:39:41,555
Best he doesn't know
I'm here.

518
00:39:41,655 --> 00:39:44,325
Best he don't know
who I'm here with.

519
00:39:45,025 --> 00:39:47,328
How do you feel?

520
00:39:47,394 --> 00:39:49,696
I don't mean existentially,
I mean physically.

521
00:39:49,796 --> 00:39:51,164
Sensationally.

522
00:39:51,332 --> 00:39:53,467
Are you in your body,
but not of it?

523
00:39:53,567 --> 00:39:56,703
I'm in my body.
I feel it.

524
00:39:56,803 --> 00:39:58,439
Death hurts.

525
00:39:58,539 --> 00:40:02,709
I mean, mostly that hurt
is just absences of things.

526
00:40:02,809 --> 00:40:05,178
[fly buzzing]

527
00:40:05,278 --> 00:40:07,681
I'm thirsty all the time.

528
00:40:07,781 --> 00:40:09,883
Fuckin' parched.

529
00:40:09,983 --> 00:40:12,853
And... cold.

530
00:40:12,953 --> 00:40:14,955
Cold in my bones.

531
00:40:15,055 --> 00:40:18,291
Livin' in her own
apocalypse.

532
00:40:18,392 --> 00:40:20,494
Did, um... did Jesus
go through his own apocalypse

533
00:40:20,594 --> 00:40:22,429
before you brought
him back to life?

534
00:40:22,529 --> 00:40:24,631
Oh, I didn't bring
Jesus back to life, no.

535
00:40:24,731 --> 00:40:26,800
He was dreamed back
to life on my day.

536
00:40:26,900 --> 00:40:29,836
A very narrow sliver
in that Venn diagram.

537
00:40:29,936 --> 00:40:31,338
This is your day.

538
00:40:31,438 --> 00:40:34,675
The vernal equinox,
the light of the world.

539
00:40:34,775 --> 00:40:36,009
Rebirth, renewal,

540
00:40:36,109 --> 00:40:38,479
resurrection, can you do it?

541
00:40:39,613 --> 00:40:42,683
I can, I have.
I normally wouldn't.

542
00:40:42,783 --> 00:40:45,586
But today isn't a
normally kind of day.

543
00:40:47,488 --> 00:40:49,523
I don't resurrect,
I relife.

544
00:40:49,623 --> 00:40:51,692
Life has always
been my gift.

545
00:40:51,792 --> 00:40:53,994
To re-gift.

546
00:40:54,094 --> 00:40:55,962
Well, good.

547
00:40:56,062 --> 00:40:58,732
Good, because...

548
00:40:58,832 --> 00:41:01,034
as it turns out, I actually
have a lot to live for,

549
00:41:01,134 --> 00:41:05,005
and it's so close
I can feel it.

550
00:41:05,105 --> 00:41:07,408
It's the only thing
I can feel, so...

551
00:41:07,474 --> 00:41:10,444
I would really like to
not be dead anymore

552
00:41:10,544 --> 00:41:13,113
so that I can
feel it fully.

553
00:41:13,414 --> 00:41:15,716
So...

554
00:41:15,816 --> 00:41:17,518
How does this work?

555
00:41:17,618 --> 00:41:20,053
How it works is I find out
exactly why you are dead

556
00:41:20,153 --> 00:41:21,422
and we go from there.

557
00:41:21,522 --> 00:41:23,490
Well, I don't know
why this happened.

558
00:41:23,590 --> 00:41:26,427
I mean, I know how, but...

559
00:41:26,493 --> 00:41:28,094
I don't know why.

560
00:41:28,429 --> 00:41:29,430
Come.

561
00:41:29,530 --> 00:41:31,465
Let me take a look.

562
00:41:42,809 --> 00:41:45,078
Ahh.

563
00:41:45,178 --> 00:41:47,448
I'm starting to
get an idea.

564
00:41:49,683 --> 00:41:51,952
Folks have
always been curious

565
00:41:52,052 --> 00:41:53,787
about that exact
moment of death.

566
00:41:59,259 --> 00:42:01,294
As if the difference
between one side

567
00:42:01,462 --> 00:42:02,262
of that divide
and the other

568
00:42:02,463 --> 00:42:04,297
could be quantified.

569
00:42:04,465 --> 00:42:06,066
Some believe that
you can develop

570
00:42:06,166 --> 00:42:07,468
a last image seen
off their retinas.

571
00:42:09,169 --> 00:42:11,605
Like a photograph.

572
00:42:13,674 --> 00:42:14,875
[gasps]

573
00:42:26,787 --> 00:42:31,925
Death is usually
the last enemy.

574
00:42:32,025 --> 00:42:34,861
Right but not for, uh...
not for Jesus Christ.

575
00:42:34,961 --> 00:42:36,497
Oh, not for you.

576
00:42:36,563 --> 00:42:38,499
And you're no Jesus Christ.

577
00:42:38,565 --> 00:42:40,701
Are you still
working for the man?

578
00:42:42,703 --> 00:42:43,704
I was.

579
00:42:43,804 --> 00:42:45,939
About that, we
have a problem here.

580
00:42:46,039 --> 00:42:47,240
A...

581
00:42:47,508 --> 00:42:48,374
A problem with me?

582
00:42:48,575 --> 00:42:50,611
Oh, no.
Not with you, you.

583
00:42:50,711 --> 00:42:52,513
You are perfectly lovely,

584
00:42:52,579 --> 00:42:54,915
but you dead, yes,
is a problem for me.

585
00:42:55,015 --> 00:42:57,017
Well, no, but you said
that you could re-gift
the gift, I need the gift.

586
00:42:57,117 --> 00:42:59,553
I need to be alive.

587
00:42:59,653 --> 00:43:00,821
I can't help you
with your dead.

588
00:43:00,921 --> 00:43:03,223
You are dead of
a different kind.

589
00:43:03,524 --> 00:43:05,391
Fuck.

590
00:43:05,592 --> 00:43:07,160
How am I dead different?

591
00:43:07,260 --> 00:43:10,430
Laura Moon, you were
killed by a god.

592
00:43:10,531 --> 00:43:12,566
I can't interfere
with that.

593
00:43:12,666 --> 00:43:14,535
That is a dead
without undoing.

594
00:43:14,635 --> 00:43:16,837
Not by my hand, anyway.

595
00:43:18,038 --> 00:43:20,073
[bell ringing]

596
00:43:20,173 --> 00:43:21,608
Oh, shit.

597
00:43:21,708 --> 00:43:23,276
I have other guests.

598
00:43:23,544 --> 00:43:25,646
Good luck.

599
00:43:34,254 --> 00:43:36,923
I was killed...

600
00:43:37,023 --> 00:43:38,559
by a god?

601
00:43:42,195 --> 00:43:46,232
Which... fucking... god?

602
00:43:46,567 --> 00:43:48,835
**

603
00:43:55,576 --> 00:43:57,611
Never saw you look quite
so pretty before.

604
00:43:57,711 --> 00:44:00,213
[sighs]
Happy Easter, Easter.

605
00:44:00,313 --> 00:44:02,282
Oh.
And to you.

606
00:44:02,382 --> 00:44:03,984
I could hardly wait
to keep our date

607
00:44:04,084 --> 00:44:06,920
this lovely Easter morning.

608
00:44:07,020 --> 00:44:09,289
And your heart beat fast as
you came through that door.

609
00:44:09,590 --> 00:44:11,057
Um...

610
00:44:11,157 --> 00:44:12,826
We had a date?

611
00:44:12,926 --> 00:44:14,194
Standing.

612
00:44:14,294 --> 00:44:15,428
- Our Marshmallow Peep show.
- Oh.

613
00:44:15,596 --> 00:44:18,064
Candy cream eggs,
cellophane grass,

614
00:44:18,164 --> 00:44:20,734
bunnies and duckies,
we popularized the pagan.

615
00:44:20,834 --> 00:44:23,136
We practically
invented brunch.

616
00:44:23,236 --> 00:44:24,771
We built this holiday.

617
00:44:24,871 --> 00:44:27,608
You and me.

618
00:44:27,708 --> 00:44:30,043
We're a couple of swells.

619
00:44:30,143 --> 00:44:32,378
Oh, have you met my sheep?

620
00:44:32,613 --> 00:44:34,080
Your sheep?

621
00:44:35,649 --> 00:44:38,785
- Which fucking god?
- [groaning]

622
00:44:38,885 --> 00:44:41,788
Me fucking god.
I ran you off the road.

623
00:44:41,888 --> 00:44:44,925
See, here I thought I knocked
the gear shift with my shoulder.

624
00:44:45,025 --> 00:44:47,961
All this time,
I've been blaming myself.

625
00:44:48,061 --> 00:44:49,996
I guess now I have somebody
else to blame, right?

626
00:44:50,096 --> 00:44:51,297
Ahh!

627
00:44:51,397 --> 00:44:53,466
That's right, I killed you!

628
00:44:53,634 --> 00:44:54,801
I killed you fucking dead!

629
00:44:54,901 --> 00:44:55,869
No!

630
00:44:55,969 --> 00:44:57,237
You are not a god!

631
00:44:57,337 --> 00:44:58,639
She said that I was
killed by a god.

632
00:44:58,705 --> 00:45:00,907
You are a lot of things,
but you are not a god.

633
00:45:01,007 --> 00:45:02,743
Which fucking god?

634
00:45:02,843 --> 00:45:03,944
[groans]

635
00:45:04,044 --> 00:45:05,712
I will squeeze them
straight out of the sac.

636
00:45:05,812 --> 00:45:07,948
It'll be kind of like
shucking peas.

637
00:45:08,048 --> 00:45:09,215
I swear to Jesus.

638
00:45:09,315 --> 00:45:11,084
He's right outside.

639
00:45:11,184 --> 00:45:13,453
Ah...

640
00:45:13,654 --> 00:45:14,855
You know which god.

641
00:45:14,955 --> 00:45:16,657
Of course I know
which god.

642
00:45:16,690 --> 00:45:18,024
I want to hear you
fucking say it,

643
00:45:18,124 --> 00:45:20,126
so say it.

644
00:45:20,226 --> 00:45:21,261
Wednesday.

645
00:45:21,361 --> 00:45:23,664
Hmm.

646
00:45:23,764 --> 00:45:26,767
- [groans]
- Fuck that guy.

647
00:45:26,867 --> 00:45:28,769
Why?

648
00:45:28,869 --> 00:45:30,070
Why me?

649
00:45:30,170 --> 00:45:31,772
Why murder me?

650
00:45:31,872 --> 00:45:34,875
You weren't murdered,
you were sacrificed.

651
00:45:41,147 --> 00:45:43,583
Shadow, right?

652
00:45:43,684 --> 00:45:46,820
So why does Shadow matter?

653
00:45:46,920 --> 00:45:48,454
He doesn't!

654
00:45:48,689 --> 00:45:50,423
He's nothing.

655
00:45:50,691 --> 00:45:53,694
He's no-one who just...

656
00:45:53,794 --> 00:45:55,729
Just happens to
be the guy.

657
00:45:59,700 --> 00:46:01,702
When we robbed
the casino,

658
00:46:01,802 --> 00:46:04,437
did Wednesday fuck up
my perfect plan?

659
00:46:04,705 --> 00:46:06,773
It wasn't a perfect plan.

660
00:46:06,873 --> 00:46:09,876
Didn't account for divine
intervention, did you?

661
00:46:12,378 --> 00:46:14,715
The whole fucking time,

662
00:46:14,748 --> 00:46:17,250
the robbery,
Shadow going to jail,

663
00:46:17,350 --> 00:46:20,020
me dying, act of god?

664
00:46:20,120 --> 00:46:22,723
Just fucking with us
to fuck with us?

665
00:46:24,725 --> 00:46:27,728
What do you think
gods do?

666
00:46:27,794 --> 00:46:29,495
They do what
they've always done:

667
00:46:29,730 --> 00:46:31,798
they fuck with us.

668
00:46:33,466 --> 00:46:35,736
They fuck with
all of us.

669
00:46:35,836 --> 00:46:38,004
Just don't take it personally.

670
00:46:40,373 --> 00:46:41,808
I don't.

671
00:46:47,313 --> 00:46:49,015
He needed your man.

672
00:46:51,151 --> 00:46:54,120
Needed him to be in a place
where he had nothing left
in the world.

673
00:46:56,489 --> 00:46:58,759
Nothing to lose, 'cause...

674
00:46:58,859 --> 00:47:01,828
he already lost everything.

675
00:47:09,770 --> 00:47:11,772
What does Wednesday
have to lose?

676
00:47:25,786 --> 00:47:27,053
They're here.

677
00:47:38,164 --> 00:47:39,966
Is he here?

678
00:47:40,066 --> 00:47:41,534
Is who here?

679
00:47:41,802 --> 00:47:43,804
Oh, He with a capital H?

680
00:47:43,870 --> 00:47:45,906
I've got a gaggle
of them inside.

681
00:47:46,006 --> 00:47:47,874
One of them's got
a baby dinosaur.

682
00:47:47,974 --> 00:47:49,910
That's not the "he"
I was referring to.

683
00:47:50,010 --> 00:47:54,247
The "he" I was referring
to was Wednesday.

684
00:47:54,347 --> 00:47:56,649
Oh, he was here,

685
00:47:56,817 --> 00:47:58,184
trying to enlist me in
some sort of something

686
00:47:58,284 --> 00:47:59,185
he was brewing.

687
00:48:06,526 --> 00:48:08,829
What are the ingredients
of that brew?

688
00:48:13,934 --> 00:48:15,836
I dismissed him before
hearing him out.

689
00:48:15,902 --> 00:48:17,838
I'm doing peachy.

690
00:48:17,871 --> 00:48:19,439
So why would
I help him?

691
00:48:19,539 --> 00:48:22,442
That's right, a god
has to be exotic.

692
00:48:22,542 --> 00:48:24,077
She has to be...

693
00:48:24,177 --> 00:48:25,678
a peach.

694
00:48:25,846 --> 00:48:28,648
And Wednesday, well,

695
00:48:28,849 --> 00:48:30,216
I suppose he's a lemon.

696
00:48:30,316 --> 00:48:31,852
[fly buzzing]

697
00:48:31,885 --> 00:48:33,854
You're an old god
new again.

698
00:48:33,954 --> 00:48:35,421
That's what we offer.

699
00:48:35,521 --> 00:48:37,257
That's what we represent.

700
00:48:39,259 --> 00:48:42,495
You feel you've been
treated unfairly?

701
00:48:42,595 --> 00:48:47,868
I feel misrepresented
in the media.

702
00:48:47,901 --> 00:48:49,502
Put a pillow
over that feeling

703
00:48:49,602 --> 00:48:51,571
and bear down until
it stops kicking.

704
00:48:51,671 --> 00:48:54,540
St. Nick took
the same deal you did.

705
00:48:54,640 --> 00:48:56,309
The only reason why
you're relevant today

706
00:48:56,409 --> 00:48:58,311
is because Easter is
a Christian holiday.

707
00:48:58,411 --> 00:49:00,413
Ha.

708
00:49:00,513 --> 00:49:02,382
It's religious Darwinism.

709
00:49:02,482 --> 00:49:04,750
Adapt and survive.

710
00:49:04,885 --> 00:49:07,153
What we have achieved
together, you and I,

711
00:49:07,253 --> 00:49:08,721
is no small feat.

712
00:49:08,889 --> 00:49:11,224
Now that we're living
in an atheist world.

713
00:49:11,324 --> 00:49:12,692
[chuckles]

714
00:49:12,926 --> 00:49:14,294
Look at you.

715
00:49:14,394 --> 00:49:15,996
Squawk the squawk.

716
00:49:16,096 --> 00:49:20,233
In your Easter bonnet
with all the frills upon it,

717
00:49:20,333 --> 00:49:21,902
you should be thrilled,

718
00:49:21,935 --> 00:49:23,970
overjoyed that anyone
believes in anything

719
00:49:24,070 --> 00:49:25,939
that doesn't have
a screen anymore.

720
00:49:27,407 --> 00:49:29,209
What happens

721
00:49:29,309 --> 00:49:33,947
if they all decide
that God doesn't exist?

722
00:49:42,088 --> 00:49:46,459
Wednesday:
What if they decide
God does exist?

723
00:49:46,559 --> 00:49:48,194
Whose god?

724
00:49:48,294 --> 00:49:50,563
They're not all going
to choose just one.

725
00:49:50,663 --> 00:49:52,432
Well, it doesn't matter.

726
00:49:52,532 --> 00:49:56,302
Plenty of worship
to go around once worship
gets redistributed.

727
00:49:56,402 --> 00:49:58,371
We are the distributors.

728
00:49:58,471 --> 00:50:00,740
The platform and
the delivery mechanism.

729
00:50:00,941 --> 00:50:03,509
We control the story.

730
00:50:03,609 --> 00:50:05,011
We control the flow.

731
00:50:06,312 --> 00:50:08,414
We are the flow.

732
00:50:08,514 --> 00:50:11,617
What you offer is
existential crisis aversion.

733
00:50:11,717 --> 00:50:13,286
Don't look over there,
look over here.

734
00:50:13,386 --> 00:50:14,988
Don't listen to that,
listen to this.

735
00:50:15,088 --> 00:50:18,424
You provide a product,
an innovative distraction

736
00:50:18,524 --> 00:50:21,127
and you keep innovating it and
you keep providing it.

737
00:50:21,227 --> 00:50:23,029
The beauty of
what we do is

738
00:50:23,129 --> 00:50:24,998
we only need inspire.

739
00:50:25,098 --> 00:50:27,067
Hmm.
You don't have the juice.

740
00:50:27,167 --> 00:50:29,802
And don't act like your
fucking rent boy here

741
00:50:29,902 --> 00:50:32,939
is your disciple.
Here's the thing:

742
00:50:33,039 --> 00:50:35,708
you're old as fuck.

743
00:50:35,908 --> 00:50:39,379
Things are never going back

744
00:50:39,479 --> 00:50:40,913
to the way
that they were.

745
00:50:41,014 --> 00:50:43,049
The times, they are
a changing.

746
00:50:43,149 --> 00:50:46,219
You can't fight progress.

747
00:50:47,720 --> 00:50:49,455
Then why are you here?

748
00:50:49,555 --> 00:50:50,790
Why do I matter?

749
00:50:50,991 --> 00:50:53,526
We're here for her.

750
00:50:53,626 --> 00:50:55,628
We're here for my friend.

751
00:50:55,728 --> 00:50:57,530
And you don't matter.

752
00:50:57,630 --> 00:51:00,000
Not really.
Not anymore.

753
00:51:00,100 --> 00:51:03,103
You could have, but...

754
00:51:03,203 --> 00:51:06,339
People create gods when
they wonder why things happen.

755
00:51:08,608 --> 00:51:13,013
Do you know why things happen?
Because gods make them happen.

756
00:51:13,079 --> 00:51:15,548
You want to know how to
make good things happen?

757
00:51:15,648 --> 00:51:18,051
Be good to your god.

758
00:51:18,151 --> 00:51:20,886
You give a little,
you get a little.

759
00:51:21,021 --> 00:51:22,388
The simplicity of
that bargain

760
00:51:22,488 --> 00:51:24,024
has always been appealing.

761
00:51:24,124 --> 00:51:25,625
That's why you're here

762
00:51:25,725 --> 00:51:28,161
and that's precisely
why I matter.

763
00:51:30,396 --> 00:51:34,167
You only matter
in matters of war.

764
00:51:34,267 --> 00:51:38,304
And there's not going
to be a war.

765
00:51:38,404 --> 00:51:40,373
We have the guns.

766
00:51:40,473 --> 00:51:42,242
We have the firepower.

767
00:51:42,342 --> 00:51:44,877
You have the swords
and knives

768
00:51:45,045 --> 00:51:49,549
and hammers and stone axes.

769
00:51:49,649 --> 00:51:51,884
We fight, we win.

770
00:51:52,052 --> 00:51:56,489
We don't fight, we win.

771
00:51:56,589 --> 00:51:59,059
You die out either way.

772
00:51:59,092 --> 00:52:02,062
You are the passenger pigeons

773
00:52:02,128 --> 00:52:03,529
and thylacines.

774
00:52:03,629 --> 00:52:06,099
Nobody cares about you.

775
00:52:06,199 --> 00:52:08,934
It's either going
to be a bloodbath,

776
00:52:09,069 --> 00:52:13,073
or we'll wait you out
and get the whole thing

777
00:52:13,173 --> 00:52:15,341
without a fuss.

778
00:52:15,441 --> 00:52:20,513
My message to you:
don't fight.

779
00:52:20,613 --> 00:52:22,448
I don't have to fight.

780
00:52:31,491 --> 00:52:33,926
I have faith.

781
00:52:34,094 --> 00:52:37,363
I dedicate these deaths
to Ostara.

782
00:52:40,466 --> 00:52:41,801
Which deaths?

783
00:52:42,102 --> 00:52:43,436
[thunder]

784
00:53:01,754 --> 00:53:05,158
Do you have faith, Shadow?

785
00:53:07,827 --> 00:53:09,595
What are you?

786
00:53:11,197 --> 00:53:12,732
Do you know me?

787
00:53:12,832 --> 00:53:14,734
Do you know what I am?

788
00:53:14,834 --> 00:53:16,336
Do you want to
know my name?

789
00:53:18,138 --> 00:53:19,505
Tell me.

790
00:53:19,605 --> 00:53:22,242
This is what I am called.

791
00:53:22,342 --> 00:53:27,180
I am called Glad-O-War,
Grim, Raider, and Third.

792
00:53:28,481 --> 00:53:30,983
I am One-eyed.
I am also called Highest,

793
00:53:31,217 --> 00:53:32,318
and True-Guesser.

794
00:53:32,418 --> 00:53:35,855
I am Grimnir,
and the Hooded One.

795
00:53:35,955 --> 00:53:39,259
I am All-Father, Gondlir,
Wand-bearer.

796
00:53:39,359 --> 00:53:41,994
I have as many names
as there are winds.

797
00:53:42,162 --> 00:53:44,430
As many titles as there
are ways to die.

798
00:53:44,530 --> 00:53:47,467
My ravens are
Huginn and Muninn.

799
00:53:47,567 --> 00:53:48,434
Thought and Memory.

800
00:53:48,534 --> 00:53:50,770
My wolves are
Freki and Geri.

801
00:53:50,870 --> 00:53:52,705
My horse is the gallowed.

802
00:53:52,805 --> 00:54:00,613
I am Odin!

803
00:54:01,581 --> 00:54:03,015
Odin...

804
00:54:03,183 --> 00:54:06,719
Odin, and you are
Ostara of the Dawn.

805
00:54:06,819 --> 00:54:11,524
Show them who you are.

806
00:56:13,379 --> 00:56:14,814
[sheep bleats]

807
00:56:21,854 --> 00:56:23,389
What have you done?

808
00:56:25,057 --> 00:56:28,394
You wanted a war,
Glad-of-War?

809
00:56:28,494 --> 00:56:32,565
[sighs]
You have one.

810
00:56:32,665 --> 00:56:34,434
Be glad.

811
00:56:34,534 --> 00:56:37,870
It will be
the war you die in.

812
00:56:42,141 --> 00:56:45,345
Tell the believers
and the non-believers:

813
00:56:45,411 --> 00:56:48,514
tell them we've taken
the spring.

814
00:56:48,614 --> 00:56:52,585
They can have it back
when they pray for it.

815
00:56:56,922 --> 00:56:59,825
Do you believe?

816
00:57:02,662 --> 00:57:04,196
I believe.

817
00:57:04,364 --> 00:57:06,466
What do you believe, Shadow?

818
00:57:09,735 --> 00:57:11,604
Everything.

819
00:57:14,407 --> 00:57:15,708
[Laura clears throat]

820
00:57:29,589 --> 00:57:31,791
I'd like to have a word
with my husband.

821
00:58:10,430 --> 00:58:11,931
Excuse me.

822
00:58:13,566 --> 00:58:16,436
Do you know where
the bathroom is?

823
00:58:20,640 --> 00:58:23,576
**

824
00:58:51,837 --> 00:58:54,940
**

825
00:58:55,040 --> 00:58:59,712
* Learning history
 from the earth *

826
00:59:02,482 --> 00:59:06,886
* Steal my heart,
 my hands are bare *

827
00:59:08,621 --> 00:59:11,691
* You seem to confess

828
00:59:11,791 --> 00:59:15,828
* But it's a state of undress

829
00:59:18,564 --> 00:59:21,701
* Can't you watch
 the sunrise? *

830
00:59:21,801 --> 00:59:25,838
* Did it come here to die?

831
00:59:28,307 --> 00:59:31,343
Woman:
 But you kept me in the dark.

832
00:59:31,511 --> 00:59:36,215
Worshipping, loving,
 living, dying.

833
00:59:36,315 --> 00:59:39,985
Watching, waiting,
 burning so bright.

834
00:59:43,556 --> 00:59:45,758
You kept me in the dark.

834
00:59:46,305 --> 01:00:46,669
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