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Prepare thyself
for one twisted tale.

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Through the chapters of time,
legends have been told

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of brave knights,
evil warlocks,

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beautiful maidens,
magical prophecies,

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and other serious shit.

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Be not afraid.

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This is your destiny.

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You will bear my seed,

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giving birth
to a new beast,

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a new age.

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An age where I will
command mankind in fear!

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To arms!

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At ease, Maiden.

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When the light of
the world flickers,

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we, the Golden Order
of Knights,

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restore the rule
of good.

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You're safe now.

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Then let us pray

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that 100 years from now when
these two moons meet again,

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there will be a hero
as brave as you, my lord.

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A hero as brave.

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Oh, fuck me.

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Prince Thadeous of Mourne,

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you are hereby sentenced
to death by hanging

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for your
illicit behavior

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with the noble Dwarf King's
second wife Regina.

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You're a disgrace
to any kingdom!

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I say hang the bastard.

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Get on with it!

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And your minstrel,
Courtney,

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is to be tarred
and feathered

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for unlawful association
with a deviant.

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Children, I'm allergic,
please. Let's not.

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Please! These allegations,
they're being greatly exaggerated.

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It was more or less
just heavy petting

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with a brief moment
of penetration.

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Disgusting!

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He deserves to die! Kill
him! Hang the bastard!

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Hey! Easy!
That's not nice.

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You, bloodthirsty
little fucker!

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Show me some respect,
I'm a prince!

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To the bowels of hell!

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Good night, Prince.

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Oh, dear gods.

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Your Highness,
what are you doing?

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I'm escaping, Courtney!

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Quit playing with those
children and help me!

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Kill him!

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Get him! After him!

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Your Highness,
wait for me!

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Why are they upset?

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All dwarf queens
are unfaithful.

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Hurry, Courtney,
back to the kingdom!

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Forgive us
with your tiny hearts!

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Faster sheepies,
faster!

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Please wait, sir!

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Courtney, you've proven
yourself useless yet again.

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Who's that?

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We're safe
and we're stoned.

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Ganja!

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They're gaining on us.

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Oh, the dragon!

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Those Highland Dwarves
have got weapons!

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Coming through.

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Boobies!

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Watch out, Courtney!

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I'm telling father
we should go

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to war with these
double-crossers.

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Poultry!

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Livestock! Courtney, this
is no time to be napping.

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I'm a chicken.

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Let's get back...
Oh, look!

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Mmm. A little feast to
break up this pursuit.

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Dangerous,
yet delicious.

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I'm jumping
out this window.

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He's angry!

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Courtney, break my
fall with your body.

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Ow! Please don't hurt my bottom!

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Run, Courtney!
Pick up the pace!

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Why do people
so little run so fast?

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That was close.

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Courtney, I've had
enough of this nonsense!

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Crack-a-lacka,
you little varmint.

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They're devils, sir!
They're devils!

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Get him!
They're muscular.

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Get off me!
That's it, sir!

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Your Highness!

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Please tell me that you
completed your simple task

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and secured the treaty signed
by the Lord of the Dwarf Village.

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Father, they sent
a beautiful woman

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to distract me and
I was defenseless.

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Don't bandy words
with me, Thadeous.

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Your brother is to return
from his quest at any moment.

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Please go
and bathe yourself.

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Why must I bow
to greet him?

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No one does
anything special for me

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when I do
extraordinary things.

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And what extraordinary things
have you done of late?

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Do tell me.
Enlighten me.

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Courtney, what extraordinary
things have I done?

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You took a bubble bath,
ate some toast,

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had a sleep
for one hour,

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and commissioned a naked
statue of your fine self.

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God, if your mother
could see you now.

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Hear ye! Hear ye!

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Oh, dear gods.

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It is with
blossoming personal joy

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that I announce
the return of the mighty,

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the magnificent,
the merciful,

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Prince Fabious!

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Hey, Prince Fabious, we adore you!

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Welcome home,
Prince Fabious.

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You're my king,
Prince Fabious.

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Welcome home!
You are adored.

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It's Prince Fabious!

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Prince Fabious,
I'm here for you now.

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Brother!

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Oh, my god,
I missed you so.

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Great to see you.

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Father.

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My son.

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Welcome home.

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As you all know,

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the evil wizard Leezar
has plagued our kingdom

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with his foul creatures
and wicked ways for years.

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But with my brave
trusted knights

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and my dear Simon.

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Join us,
my mechanical friend.

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We have dispatched the latest
of these cold blooded enemies.

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Behold!

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The head of
Leezar's mighty Cyclops!

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Fuck, yeah!

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Fabious! Fabious! Fabious!

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Once again, Prince Fabious has made
me as proud as a father could ever be.

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All the land
owes him gratitude.

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This is not
the only good news

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that I've brought
home with me today.

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Father, Brother,
kingdom...

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She is radiant!

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I'd like you
to meet my bride-to-be.

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Belladonna.

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Belladonna, my dear,

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why don't you delight us
with your story.

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Oh, no. It's a story
of strife and sadness.

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No, no, it's not.
It's a story of love.

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You don't have to tell it. Shh.

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If she doesn't
want to tell it.

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She will tell. This is a
table full of your loved ones.

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Oh. Okay.

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I've been held captive
by Leezar

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in the Tower of Disorder
since I was but a child.

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Never knowing love
nor human contact.

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But I never
gave up hope.

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Singing every day, praying that
someday my hero would find me.

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And I did.

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We had just
slaughtered the Cyclops.

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We were on our way home,
and on the wind

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I heard the most
beautiful song.

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Fascinating, really. May we
take pause for one moment.

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Yes, sir.

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Look at Courtney's
new haircut.

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Doesn't it make his head
look like the tip of a penis?

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It's hilarious.

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Thadeous, please.

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What is your problem?

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You, Fabious, you're
being selfish and greedy.

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Stealing all
the attentions.

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Today is not just
for you two.

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Today is
Thundarian's birthday.

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Thundarian,
is it your birthday?

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It's not my birthday.

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It's not Thundarian's
birthday, Thadeous.

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Enough, enough.

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My heart's desire,
what is this?

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No. That's a...
We call that a fork,

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and you use that
for your food.

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Right there.
Fucking idiot.

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Having spent years
in the tower

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has made her ignorant to some of
our customs and things in general.

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Why, yes, of course.

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If your mother
were here today,

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she would be a very
proud woman, Fabious.

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Thank you, Father.

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Which is why I ask your
permission to marry her at once.

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The glory of romance!

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I call upon my criers
to proclaim

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that tomorrow we'll see the greatest
wedding this kingdom has ever known.

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And tonight,
we celebrate!

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I don't like this.

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Courtney, will you make
funny faces to entertain me?

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No.

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Never triangle face. I hate
triangle face. It scares me.

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Apologies.

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Ah.

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Good evening,
Your Royal Highness.

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Julie.

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Hello, fucking Julie.

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What a wonderful,
wonderful evening, sire.

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Yet another
glorious achievement

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in the whole firmament of starring
moments for your brother Fabious.

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We shall remember it
for the rest of our lives.

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Isn't that amazing
how he can talk

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and suck my cock at
the same exact time?

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Yes, it is.
Incredible.

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Oh, clean yourself up.

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Should have closed
your eyes, Julie.

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I know your vulgarity
masks your pain.

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No, it doesn't.

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I was trying to remember
the last time we had

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one of these wonderful
evenings for you, sir.

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Surely there
must have been one

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somewhere in the history of this
kingdom, of your illustrious life.

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There must've
been some moment

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that we can
all remember.

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And I'm trying
to think now

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and there's nothing.

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Courtney, I think I've had
enough of this foul party.

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Yes, sir.

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Stupid Julie,
I'll show him.

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I am Thadeous,

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the greatest sword
fighting man to ever live.

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I will murder anyone
whoever tries to insult me

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or challenge me.

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Some balls you have, Simon,
showing yourself to me.

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No matter what you say,
we'll never be friends

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because I hate
mechanical inventions

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and you know this.

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Wipe that smile
off your face.

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Hey, Simon.

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You should swing from your hips,
Brother. You'll get more leverage.

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Here, let me show you.

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Oh, god.

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Put your hands there,
yeah,

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and swing.

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Gods, get off of me. I
know how to use a sword.

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Do you?
Yes.

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We'll see about that.

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Okay, enough. I don't
want to do swords with you.

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I'm doing it by myself.

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Defend yourself,
Brother!

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Stop it.
There you go.

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Stop.

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Defend yourself!

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Stop it.

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Oh, shit!

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You just nicked
my knuckles!

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Oh, you'll be all right. It's not as
if I cut your head off or anything.

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Why would you bring
that disgusting thing here?

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It's getting juices
in our water supply.

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It's a souvenir
of my kill.

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I always take one from a
foe that's tasted the cold,

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unrelenting steel
of my blade.

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Souvenir of your kill?

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That sounds like a rather
stupid, bloodthirsty tradition.

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What's your problem?

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Why are you
such a sourpuss?

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00:12:52,513 --> 00:12:56,016
I'm not being a sourpuss. I just
didn't wanna be at that celebrations.

259
00:12:56,351 --> 00:12:58,560
All I want is for you to
be a part of this moment.

260
00:12:58,728 --> 00:13:01,271
I want you to be gay
with me and father.

261
00:13:01,356 --> 00:13:03,482
I don't want to be gay
with you two.

262
00:13:04,734 --> 00:13:05,901
I'd rather just stay
in here

263
00:13:05,985 --> 00:13:08,403
with my blade
and fuck things up.

264
00:13:08,696 --> 00:13:09,905
Why would you say that?

265
00:13:09,989 --> 00:13:12,491
Because, Fabious,
it's true.

266
00:13:16,120 --> 00:13:19,164
I'm sick and tired of everyone
sucking up on your tits

267
00:13:19,248 --> 00:13:21,208
because you are
to become king.

268
00:13:21,375 --> 00:13:24,669
All the while, no one gives
two turtle shits about me.

269
00:13:25,004 --> 00:13:29,424
But Thaddy, first borns
like me, we become king.

270
00:13:29,509 --> 00:13:32,844
Second borns, you can be
whatever you want to be.

271
00:13:33,012 --> 00:13:34,846
I want to be king.

272
00:13:35,765 --> 00:13:37,307
Maybe we can both
be king.

273
00:13:37,517 --> 00:13:41,019
No, I want to be
king by myself.

274
00:13:41,187 --> 00:13:43,063
Well, cheer up,
Brother.

275
00:13:43,147 --> 00:13:44,564
I have something else
that you can be.

276
00:13:45,066 --> 00:13:46,650
What?

277
00:13:46,734 --> 00:13:48,401
Best man
at my wedding.

278
00:13:48,903 --> 00:13:51,947
I can think of no one
else I'd want by my side

279
00:13:52,323 --> 00:13:54,991
as I sing my vow
passionately into her eyes.

280
00:13:55,076 --> 00:13:57,452
Sounds tedious
and boring.

281
00:13:57,745 --> 00:13:59,371
If I'm not mistaken,
it's tradition

282
00:13:59,455 --> 00:14:02,374
that the best man gets
to finger the bridesmaids.

283
00:14:02,458 --> 00:14:05,252
Really? I've never
heard of this tradition.

284
00:14:09,841 --> 00:14:11,341
You have a fucking deal.

285
00:14:11,425 --> 00:14:13,677
Oh, you're gonna
be so handsome!

286
00:14:13,761 --> 00:14:16,471
Who's gonna be the
most handsome best man?

287
00:14:17,056 --> 00:14:18,265
Probably me.

288
00:14:18,349 --> 00:14:21,351
Who's the prince with the
most dashing moustache?

289
00:14:21,936 --> 00:14:23,061
Me.

290
00:14:23,146 --> 00:14:25,438
Who gives
the warmest hugs?

291
00:14:25,523 --> 00:14:26,898
Me, of course.

292
00:14:27,525 --> 00:14:29,067
I love you, Thadeous.

293
00:14:30,653 --> 00:14:32,779
Okay, that's cool.

294
00:14:33,739 --> 00:14:37,075
All gather
for the royal wedding!

295
00:14:50,798 --> 00:14:53,466
Hello there, best man.

296
00:14:53,885 --> 00:14:54,885
Best man?

297
00:14:54,969 --> 00:14:57,888
If he wanted a best man,
he should have chosen me.

298
00:14:57,972 --> 00:15:00,015
How many quests have
I been on with Fabious?

299
00:15:00,099 --> 00:15:01,099
Countless.
Mmm.

300
00:15:01,893 --> 00:15:05,145
I gave my hand to save his
life on the battlefield.

301
00:15:05,229 --> 00:15:08,148
And yet he chooses
Thadeous as his best man.

302
00:15:08,357 --> 00:15:11,860
That sorry sack of shit.

303
00:15:12,028 --> 00:15:14,821
Such a poor excuse
for a prince.

304
00:15:14,989 --> 00:15:18,575
He's nothing more than a
self-entitled, rotten child!

305
00:15:18,910 --> 00:15:19,910
Idiot.

306
00:15:22,163 --> 00:15:24,039
You look beautiful.
Thank you.

307
00:15:24,207 --> 00:15:25,207
Belladonna...

308
00:15:25,958 --> 00:15:27,959
Oh, my love.

309
00:15:30,963 --> 00:15:34,299
Oh, Fabious, I can't wait
until the cervix is over,

310
00:15:34,383 --> 00:15:36,468
and to lie together
as one.

311
00:15:36,969 --> 00:15:38,261
No, the service.

312
00:15:38,346 --> 00:15:43,558
The cervix is a circular wing of
muscles that contracts or expands.

313
00:15:43,726 --> 00:15:45,435
It's up in your vagina.

314
00:15:45,686 --> 00:15:48,230
That's where my penis
will go after the wedding.

315
00:15:49,398 --> 00:15:51,107
Have you not
consummated your love?

316
00:15:51,192 --> 00:15:52,234
Not yet.

317
00:15:52,568 --> 00:15:54,277
Belladonna has
never been with a man

318
00:15:54,362 --> 00:15:57,405
so we've decided to preserve her
purity till after the wedding.

319
00:15:58,199 --> 00:16:00,867
She's given me this ribbon
from her fair hair.

320
00:16:00,952 --> 00:16:04,621
To hold on to until we can
be together in a sex-way.

321
00:16:05,539 --> 00:16:06,957
Yes.

322
00:16:08,793 --> 00:16:10,418
Enough, enough.

323
00:16:11,629 --> 00:16:13,296
If Thadeous wishes
to play forgetful

324
00:16:13,381 --> 00:16:14,881
on his brother's day
of days,

325
00:16:14,966 --> 00:16:16,591
then wait we shall not.

326
00:16:16,801 --> 00:16:20,303
I can't get married without
my brother. He's my best man.

327
00:16:20,429 --> 00:16:23,556
His time has passed.
Pick another best man.

328
00:16:23,641 --> 00:16:24,683
No.

329
00:16:24,767 --> 00:16:27,560
Julie, you be best man.
Here you are.

330
00:16:27,812 --> 00:16:28,895
Godsdammit.

331
00:16:31,065 --> 00:16:34,150
Oh, Brendan,
you trolls have it so easy.

332
00:16:34,485 --> 00:16:37,904
Out here playing recklessly
in your beautiful mud.

333
00:16:38,072 --> 00:16:41,408
Eating your scraps of
horse meats and crumbs.

334
00:16:42,201 --> 00:16:44,035
Green grass.
Green grass.

335
00:16:44,495 --> 00:16:47,163
And do tell,
how do you get so dirty?

336
00:16:47,623 --> 00:16:51,376
You just take the earth
and rub it upon your face?

337
00:16:51,836 --> 00:16:53,169
Your Highness,

338
00:16:54,547 --> 00:16:57,632
the wedding has... Hello.
The wedding has started.

339
00:16:57,717 --> 00:16:59,801
I do not care.

340
00:17:00,052 --> 00:17:02,387
I'd rather stay with
this fine gentleman.

341
00:17:02,513 --> 00:17:03,638
Hiding here with
my true friends.

342
00:17:03,723 --> 00:17:04,806
Yes.

343
00:17:04,890 --> 00:17:09,019
Let the whole entire wedding
wonder and worry where I am.

344
00:17:12,023 --> 00:17:17,152
This is the day that
I've been waiting for

345
00:17:19,071 --> 00:17:22,532
Sand in the kingdom

346
00:17:22,658 --> 00:17:25,368
Our love is born

347
00:17:26,495 --> 00:17:31,875
Flowing from the ocean
to the moons

348
00:17:34,045 --> 00:17:39,090
Your heart now I hold

349
00:17:41,886 --> 00:17:47,265
You have a beauty
I can't ignore

350
00:17:48,934 --> 00:17:54,105
Bastion of all I do adore

351
00:17:56,233 --> 00:17:59,694
Giving this moment

352
00:17:59,904 --> 00:18:03,531
Our love that's true

353
00:18:04,492 --> 00:18:09,537
Our hearts now are one

354
00:18:15,044 --> 00:18:16,836
Bravo!

355
00:18:17,421 --> 00:18:20,799
Bravo!

356
00:18:20,883 --> 00:18:23,385
Reveal yourself, stranger.
Are you lost?

357
00:18:23,719 --> 00:18:27,931
A thousand pardons. I mean not to
intrude on such a joyous occasion.

358
00:18:28,891 --> 00:18:32,352
However, today I just
could not help myself.

359
00:18:32,603 --> 00:18:33,686
Leezar!

360
00:18:33,771 --> 00:18:35,814
You're not
welcome here, devil!

361
00:18:39,318 --> 00:18:41,361
If you come in peace,
say so,

362
00:18:41,445 --> 00:18:43,696
otherwise prepare
to meet your doom.

363
00:18:43,781 --> 00:18:45,698
Oh, brave Fabious.

364
00:18:45,950 --> 00:18:49,953
You murdered my Cyclops. But I
have other perils in store for you.

365
00:18:50,704 --> 00:18:53,415
Ones that are beyond the
bounds of your imagination.

366
00:18:53,582 --> 00:18:54,958
One, in particular,

367
00:18:55,126 --> 00:18:56,876
involving an ancient
prophecy destined

368
00:18:56,961 --> 00:18:59,546
to be fulfilled by
a powerful warlock,

369
00:18:59,630 --> 00:19:00,713
me.

370
00:19:01,006 --> 00:19:04,384
And, of course, a very beautiful
virgin that looks just like

371
00:19:06,804 --> 00:19:07,804
Her.

372
00:19:08,097 --> 00:19:11,850
I was keeping that one
for something very special.

373
00:19:12,017 --> 00:19:15,603
And I dare say it was rude
of you to steal her from me.

374
00:19:15,771 --> 00:19:17,063
Now I'm here
to get her back.

375
00:19:17,314 --> 00:19:19,858
And just how do you
plan on doing that?

376
00:19:19,984 --> 00:19:21,067
Magic,

377
00:19:22,611 --> 00:19:23,736
Motherfucker.

378
00:19:23,904 --> 00:19:24,946
Not a moment more.

379
00:19:25,030 --> 00:19:26,990
Knights, to arms!
Take him!

380
00:19:30,870 --> 00:19:33,997
Do you honestly think your
band of worms can stop me?

381
00:19:38,544 --> 00:19:41,087
Arise therefore,
my mothers!

382
00:19:49,722 --> 00:19:50,722
Watch out!

383
00:20:05,696 --> 00:20:06,905
Come with me.

384
00:20:08,282 --> 00:20:09,782
Leezar!

385
00:20:20,461 --> 00:20:23,046
I shall not go back
to that dreadful tower!

386
00:20:23,130 --> 00:20:24,214
Look into my eyes!

387
00:20:24,590 --> 00:20:27,258
You will learn to love
me! Do you understand?

388
00:20:32,181 --> 00:20:33,389
Come on.

389
00:20:43,567 --> 00:20:45,401
Impossible.

390
00:20:59,583 --> 00:21:01,626
Farewell,
Kingdom of Mourne.

391
00:21:01,710 --> 00:21:05,338
As always,
it has been my pleasure.

392
00:21:23,274 --> 00:21:24,732
I thought
it was from riding sheep,

393
00:21:24,817 --> 00:21:26,526
but it turns out just
to be an ear infection.

394
00:21:27,778 --> 00:21:28,778
You fucker!

395
00:21:30,573 --> 00:21:31,656
Good times.

396
00:21:31,740 --> 00:21:33,408
No one get up.
I'm very tired.

397
00:21:33,492 --> 00:21:35,076
I'm going straight
to my bed chambers.

398
00:21:35,411 --> 00:21:37,579
Brother,
thank god you're alive.

399
00:21:37,746 --> 00:21:40,248
When you didn't show up for
the wedding, I feared the worst.

400
00:21:40,374 --> 00:21:41,541
Why are you crying?

401
00:21:41,750 --> 00:21:43,418
Leezar has taken my love.

402
00:21:43,586 --> 00:21:44,752
What?
Yes.

403
00:21:44,878 --> 00:21:48,256
So, your brother is about to
embark on yet another quest.

404
00:21:48,591 --> 00:21:50,174
This time to
rescue Belladonna

405
00:21:50,259 --> 00:21:52,302
and rid the land of
that loathsome wretch

406
00:21:52,386 --> 00:21:53,511
once and for all.

407
00:21:53,637 --> 00:21:55,680
Wow, how noble of him.

408
00:21:56,098 --> 00:21:59,392
Well, it was nice to see you,
as short as the visit was.

409
00:21:59,476 --> 00:22:03,104
I look forward to hearing about
it. Good luck and good bye.

410
00:22:03,355 --> 00:22:06,274
Thadeous, this is
Fabious' 28th quest.

411
00:22:06,942 --> 00:22:08,484
How many have
you been on?

412
00:22:08,569 --> 00:22:11,195
Courtney, how many
quests have I completed?

413
00:22:11,280 --> 00:22:12,447
Uh...

414
00:22:12,781 --> 00:22:15,033
The answer is none.

415
00:22:15,117 --> 00:22:17,744
It is finally time
for you to become a man.

416
00:22:17,828 --> 00:22:20,788
You must journey with your
brother to rescue his bride.

417
00:22:20,998 --> 00:22:22,707
Father,
you can't be serious.

418
00:22:22,791 --> 00:22:24,000
If you want me to
go on to a quest,

419
00:22:24,084 --> 00:22:25,460
then let's start
with something easy,

420
00:22:25,544 --> 00:22:28,796
like boiling a chicken or
beating off in front of a Pegasus.

421
00:22:28,881 --> 00:22:30,423
Elementary things.

422
00:22:30,674 --> 00:22:34,636
Look around you at the harm
that has befallen this castle!

423
00:22:37,097 --> 00:22:39,140
This quest is
your last chance

424
00:22:39,224 --> 00:22:41,684
to prove to me
and the kingdom

425
00:22:41,769 --> 00:22:44,854
that you are a man worthy
to bear the family crest,

426
00:22:44,938 --> 00:22:48,107
and to show that at your
core, you are not rotten,

427
00:22:48,609 --> 00:22:51,903
but you are brave,
and honorable, and noble.

428
00:22:52,071 --> 00:22:54,906
All the qualities
expected of a prince.

429
00:22:54,990 --> 00:22:56,282
The choice is yours.

430
00:22:56,617 --> 00:22:59,202
Either journey with your
brother and the Knights Elite,

431
00:22:59,286 --> 00:23:02,121
or you can face banishment
from the kingdom.

432
00:23:02,915 --> 00:23:03,998
Shit.

433
00:23:29,983 --> 00:23:31,317
You see, Courtney,

434
00:23:31,402 --> 00:23:34,570
I alone understand how to
properly prepare for a quest.

435
00:23:34,822 --> 00:23:38,825
Masculine garments, proper,
good collie to smoke upon.

436
00:23:38,992 --> 00:23:40,660
How is Steven doing?

437
00:23:40,828 --> 00:23:42,662
He looks like
he's stoned, sir.

438
00:23:42,830 --> 00:23:44,122
Fabious has Simon,

439
00:23:44,206 --> 00:23:47,750
and now I have Steven, a far
superior creature companion.

440
00:23:47,835 --> 00:23:49,168
Wouldn't you agree?

441
00:23:49,336 --> 00:23:52,004
He will fare very well,
indeed, I'm sure, Your Highness.

442
00:23:52,089 --> 00:23:54,924
I do hope this adventure is
not too stressful or boring.

443
00:23:55,008 --> 00:23:59,345
Either way I intend to get properly
fucked up if no one disagrees.

444
00:24:16,363 --> 00:24:19,240
Belladonna, wake up.
Wake up.

445
00:24:19,408 --> 00:24:21,451
Who is that?
Where am I?

446
00:24:21,535 --> 00:24:23,411
'Tis I, Fabious.
Your love.

447
00:24:25,080 --> 00:24:26,080
Fabious?

448
00:24:26,248 --> 00:24:27,999
You're still
in Leezar's lair.

449
00:24:28,083 --> 00:24:30,793
But fear not,
I'm here to rescue you.

450
00:24:30,878 --> 00:24:32,795
Fabious,
it's really you.

451
00:24:32,880 --> 00:24:34,922
I knew you'd come
to find me.

452
00:24:41,180 --> 00:24:45,057
I can't do this. I can't
do it. It's so mean.

453
00:24:46,059 --> 00:24:49,896
You should've seen the
look on your face. It's me!

454
00:24:50,606 --> 00:24:52,190
You're still a prisoner.

455
00:24:52,357 --> 00:24:55,026
I've seen a beautiful
world beyond this prison,

456
00:24:55,110 --> 00:24:57,361
and I count the hours
till I escape.

457
00:24:57,613 --> 00:24:59,489
I wouldn't be
so sure of that.

458
00:24:59,573 --> 00:25:03,743
Lookie there. The twin moons
drawing slowly together.

459
00:25:04,036 --> 00:25:06,537
Time moving them closer.

460
00:25:06,705 --> 00:25:10,583
Just as time moves you
and I closer together.

461
00:25:10,876 --> 00:25:14,086
And when the two moons
unite, so shall we.

462
00:25:14,421 --> 00:25:17,965
Perhaps, keeping you in this
tower has left you ignorant.

463
00:25:18,050 --> 00:25:20,510
You're so easily deceived.

464
00:25:20,761 --> 00:25:24,764
For example, I have heard
that your Prince Fabious

465
00:25:24,932 --> 00:25:28,059
has made his bed recklessly
with many maidens.

466
00:25:30,145 --> 00:25:34,857
And I heard that he has fungi
on his genitalia as a result.

467
00:25:35,067 --> 00:25:37,443
Also, he organizes orgies

468
00:25:37,778 --> 00:25:40,530
with wenches and
barbarians alike

469
00:25:40,614 --> 00:25:45,034
and he takes sperm on him
and gives it to women freely.

470
00:25:45,452 --> 00:25:47,411
Spilling his seed
willy-nilly

471
00:25:47,579 --> 00:25:50,790
as he makes his way
through that orgy.

472
00:25:50,999 --> 00:25:53,042
I don't believe you.

473
00:25:53,126 --> 00:25:57,046
He is not the dashing young
man you believe him to be.

474
00:25:57,339 --> 00:25:58,339
So

475
00:26:00,133 --> 00:26:04,095
these are the harsh realities
of the outside world.

476
00:26:06,014 --> 00:26:07,682
Welcome home.

477
00:26:10,519 --> 00:26:12,854
Halt! Steady.

478
00:26:16,400 --> 00:26:17,400
Oh.

479
00:26:17,526 --> 00:26:19,610
Sorry to disturb
you two love birds

480
00:26:19,778 --> 00:26:22,572
but we've arrived at the
home of the Wize Wizard.

481
00:26:22,739 --> 00:26:24,198
Who the hell is
the Wize Wizard?

482
00:26:24,491 --> 00:26:26,284
He's an ancient seer
who helps many

483
00:26:26,368 --> 00:26:28,160
on their quest
with added insight.

484
00:26:28,245 --> 00:26:31,247
Great. Well, let
me know how it goes.

485
00:26:31,415 --> 00:26:33,374
Leave him in
his carriage, Fabious.

486
00:26:33,458 --> 00:26:35,710
You and I will seek counsel
with the Wize Wizard.

487
00:26:35,794 --> 00:26:36,836
No.

488
00:26:36,920 --> 00:26:40,214
Come, Brother. This is the
first stop on your first quest.

489
00:26:40,299 --> 00:26:42,842
We shall go together.

490
00:26:54,688 --> 00:26:55,730
Brother,

491
00:26:55,898 --> 00:26:57,523
you look ravishing
in that armor,

492
00:26:57,608 --> 00:26:59,817
but I don't think
you'll need it.

493
00:26:59,943 --> 00:27:02,820
The Wize Wizard is a
peaceful, little old man.

494
00:27:03,655 --> 00:27:05,740
I'm wearing it.
You're just being jealous.

495
00:27:05,908 --> 00:27:06,949
Shit!

496
00:27:07,034 --> 00:27:08,034
Thadeous!

497
00:27:09,578 --> 00:27:11,203
Fuck.

498
00:27:12,664 --> 00:27:15,374
Hello? Anyone home?

499
00:27:18,086 --> 00:27:21,172
Looks as if someone is
cultivating glorious herbs in here.

500
00:27:21,256 --> 00:27:23,215
Hey, Wize Wizard,
is that you over there?

501
00:27:23,508 --> 00:27:27,053
Who dares enter my den?

502
00:27:27,721 --> 00:27:31,349
It is I, Prince Fabious and
my brother, Prince Thadeous.

503
00:27:31,516 --> 00:27:33,392
We come
to seek counsel.

504
00:27:33,518 --> 00:27:35,937
Come, come.
Give me kisses.

505
00:27:44,404 --> 00:27:46,197
Kiss him.

506
00:27:46,281 --> 00:27:47,281
Fuck, no.

507
00:27:47,366 --> 00:27:48,366
Pretty please.

508
00:27:48,450 --> 00:27:49,742
Kiss it on the mouth.

509
00:27:50,243 --> 00:27:52,244
For the quest.

510
00:27:52,371 --> 00:27:54,664
I do it
every time I come.

511
00:27:57,292 --> 00:28:00,419
Hello.
Nice to meet you.

512
00:28:03,590 --> 00:28:05,049
Oh, god.

513
00:28:05,217 --> 00:28:06,676
Sit, sit.

514
00:28:06,760 --> 00:28:07,843
Sit.

515
00:28:07,928 --> 00:28:11,931
Fabious has been coming
here since he was a boy.

516
00:28:12,099 --> 00:28:14,183
You did this when
you were a child.

517
00:28:14,267 --> 00:28:15,351
Yes!

518
00:28:15,602 --> 00:28:17,269
We had great times,
didn't we?

519
00:28:17,604 --> 00:28:19,605
Yes, yes, we did.

520
00:28:20,774 --> 00:28:22,566
You would kiss him?

521
00:28:22,651 --> 00:28:24,026
Mmm-hmm.

522
00:28:24,111 --> 00:28:26,946
Yeah, sometimes we
would do other things.

523
00:28:27,072 --> 00:28:28,781
Like what?

524
00:28:28,949 --> 00:28:32,118
When I was younger, we'd take our
shirts off and jump on the bed.

525
00:28:32,202 --> 00:28:34,787
Playful secrets.

526
00:28:35,622 --> 00:28:36,622
Don't tell father.

527
00:28:36,707 --> 00:28:37,748
Hmm.

528
00:28:37,916 --> 00:28:40,167
Breathe deeply
of these herbs

529
00:28:40,252 --> 00:28:42,044
and share a vision
with me.

530
00:28:42,129 --> 00:28:43,212
Of course.

531
00:28:48,552 --> 00:28:51,262
Yes. Allow me
to puff as well.

532
00:28:51,346 --> 00:28:52,555
Hmm.

533
00:28:55,475 --> 00:28:58,269
Those are
some powerful herbs.

534
00:28:58,437 --> 00:29:00,479
Giving me dark visions.

535
00:29:00,647 --> 00:29:02,189
Shall we pack
this again?

536
00:29:02,274 --> 00:29:04,775
I'm not getting visions. I'm
not sure if it's working, Wizard.

537
00:29:05,986 --> 00:29:08,487
Visions. Visions.

538
00:29:08,613 --> 00:29:10,906
Thadeous, are you
seeing what I'm seeing?

539
00:29:11,074 --> 00:29:12,283
You making
a fool yourself.

540
00:29:12,367 --> 00:29:13,868
Handle your shit,
Fabious, please.

541
00:29:13,952 --> 00:29:15,119
No, I can't.

542
00:29:16,371 --> 00:29:18,706
Please, interpret
these visions, Wizard.

543
00:29:18,957 --> 00:29:22,043
Prophecies foretell
of an evil wizard

544
00:29:22,169 --> 00:29:24,795
laying his seed
inside a virgin

545
00:29:24,880 --> 00:29:27,173
under the eclipse
of the two moons.

546
00:29:27,507 --> 00:29:30,051
What? What evil
prophecy is this?

547
00:29:30,135 --> 00:29:31,594
The child
she would spawn

548
00:29:31,678 --> 00:29:34,221
is said to be
a dragon most powerful.

549
00:29:34,514 --> 00:29:38,601
Ew. Leezar wants to make love
to Belladonna to create a dragon?

550
00:29:38,685 --> 00:29:40,811
That's fucking disgusting.

551
00:29:40,896 --> 00:29:42,229
I cannot
let this happen.

552
00:29:42,481 --> 00:29:43,606
When is this eclipse?

553
00:29:43,690 --> 00:29:45,357
In five nights' time,

554
00:29:45,692 --> 00:29:49,737
but you will need an enchanted
blade to do this warlock in.

555
00:29:49,821 --> 00:29:52,406
A blade made
of unicorn horn.

556
00:29:52,741 --> 00:29:55,618
Say where I can find such a
sword and it shall be mine.

557
00:29:55,702 --> 00:29:59,580
It rests in the depths of the
most perilous hidden labyrinth.

558
00:29:59,915 --> 00:30:02,374
Just beyond
Muldiss Darton.

559
00:30:02,542 --> 00:30:03,667
Muldiss Darton.

560
00:30:03,835 --> 00:30:06,337
Well, what is
Muldiss Darton?

561
00:30:06,505 --> 00:30:08,172
It's a place of legend.

562
00:30:15,347 --> 00:30:17,640
Oh. Powerful magic.

563
00:30:17,766 --> 00:30:20,476
This crooked compass
will catch the light

564
00:30:20,560 --> 00:30:23,729
and point the way to
the labyrinth's location.

565
00:30:23,897 --> 00:30:25,189
Be warned,

566
00:30:25,273 --> 00:30:29,235
they say the walls of this
maze drive men to madness.

567
00:30:29,402 --> 00:30:31,570
But if you can
find your way,

568
00:30:31,655 --> 00:30:33,948
the blade will be yours.

569
00:30:35,075 --> 00:30:36,992
Thank you,
Wize Wizard.

570
00:30:37,077 --> 00:30:40,329
Not so fast. First you
must answer a riddle.

571
00:30:40,622 --> 00:30:45,584
What journey be long and
twisted and sensitive at hand?

572
00:30:45,752 --> 00:30:50,548
To what end must man go to
discover the depths of his ecstasy?

573
00:30:51,091 --> 00:30:53,384
Think hard,
strong warriors.

574
00:30:54,261 --> 00:30:55,678
Fuck, I know this.

575
00:30:55,762 --> 00:30:56,804
Oh.

576
00:30:56,888 --> 00:30:57,930
I've got it!

577
00:30:58,431 --> 00:31:03,144
You want us to twist what is
long with our sensitive hands.

578
00:31:03,436 --> 00:31:05,104
He wants us
to jerk him off.

579
00:31:05,355 --> 00:31:07,898
Just punch the tip
and twist it.

580
00:31:07,983 --> 00:31:10,985
Yes, but we are
not going to do that.

581
00:31:11,653 --> 00:31:14,738
If it's for the quest, we
will do what needs to be done.

582
00:31:16,658 --> 00:31:20,035
I'll work the tip,
you tickle his balls.

583
00:31:26,668 --> 00:31:27,668
Yuck!

584
00:31:28,253 --> 00:31:29,253
Pervert.

585
00:31:29,337 --> 00:31:30,462
Did you get
any information?

586
00:31:30,630 --> 00:31:32,673
Let's just make camp.

587
00:31:32,757 --> 00:31:35,718
Sick. This quest sucks.

588
00:31:36,720 --> 00:31:38,137
It used to be you
that joined him.

589
00:31:38,221 --> 00:31:39,388
Yes.

590
00:31:41,349 --> 00:31:44,351
Don't worry.
All will be well.

591
00:31:48,815 --> 00:31:49,899
Ha!

592
00:31:53,653 --> 00:31:56,196
Attentions please,
warriors.

593
00:31:56,364 --> 00:31:58,032
I propose a toast.

594
00:31:58,199 --> 00:32:00,826
Let us drink till
thine asses are drunk.

595
00:32:00,994 --> 00:32:02,912
Brother,
we do not celebrate

596
00:32:02,996 --> 00:32:04,788
until we complete
the quest at hand.

597
00:32:04,873 --> 00:32:06,498
It is the code of
the Knights Elite.

598
00:32:06,583 --> 00:32:09,835
What of my code
where we drink like men?

599
00:32:09,920 --> 00:32:11,128
Thadeous,
we have some traditions

600
00:32:11,212 --> 00:32:12,922
of our own out here
on the road.

601
00:32:13,882 --> 00:32:16,800
Manious, prepare the
warrior's tidings, if you will.

602
00:32:16,968 --> 00:32:21,221
If it is the first night
of your first quest, well...

603
00:32:26,561 --> 00:32:27,561
Here it comes.

604
00:32:28,897 --> 00:32:30,397
Disgusting.

605
00:32:32,359 --> 00:32:34,318
Feast upon
the heart of the beast.

606
00:32:34,402 --> 00:32:36,028
No, thank you,
I'm not hungry.

607
00:32:36,112 --> 00:32:38,530
It is a tradition
among men.

608
00:32:38,865 --> 00:32:40,699
Eat it.
Eat it.

609
00:32:40,867 --> 00:32:42,952
Eat it.
Eat it.

610
00:32:43,036 --> 00:32:46,747
Eat it! Eat it! Eat it!

611
00:33:03,723 --> 00:33:05,641
You fuckers!
That's not funny!

612
00:33:05,892 --> 00:33:07,351
You're not supposed
to eat it.

613
00:33:07,560 --> 00:33:08,727
You all were chanting.

614
00:33:08,812 --> 00:33:11,647
Maybe there's some donkey
cock in your carriage!

615
00:33:11,856 --> 00:33:14,274
Fuck you, Boremont!
Manious, fuck you!

616
00:33:14,401 --> 00:33:15,609
I hate all of you.

617
00:33:15,694 --> 00:33:17,069
Thadeous!

618
00:33:17,445 --> 00:33:18,612
Come back.

619
00:33:19,114 --> 00:33:21,281
Thadeous, come here.

620
00:33:29,749 --> 00:33:31,000
Ah.

621
00:33:48,601 --> 00:33:49,935
Dark master,

622
00:33:50,103 --> 00:33:53,063
it is I, Julie.

623
00:33:54,274 --> 00:33:56,233
We have crossed
the hazel meadow,

624
00:33:56,401 --> 00:33:59,653
and are now taking rest
at the Cliffs of Kuneman.

625
00:33:59,821 --> 00:34:03,115
Now that the Princes of Mourne
have left their stronghold

626
00:34:03,283 --> 00:34:05,576
their vulnerabilities
are in your hands.

627
00:34:05,744 --> 00:34:06,910
My hands.

628
00:34:06,995 --> 00:34:08,662
Bring Prince Fabious
to me alive.

629
00:34:08,913 --> 00:34:11,665
I would like him to witness
as I impregnate his love.

630
00:34:11,833 --> 00:34:13,000
Impregnate.

631
00:34:13,126 --> 00:34:14,585
As for Thadeous
and his boy,

632
00:34:14,669 --> 00:34:18,255
toss them from the Cliffs
of Kuneman. They're useless.

633
00:34:20,300 --> 00:34:21,675
Fart.

634
00:34:22,594 --> 00:34:24,553
Knock, knock.
May I come in?

635
00:34:24,721 --> 00:34:27,431
No, leave me alone.
Get out of here.

636
00:34:27,515 --> 00:34:31,810
Thadeous, you must
calm down. It's over.

637
00:34:32,020 --> 00:34:34,521
You ate the heart,
you passed the initiation.

638
00:34:34,606 --> 00:34:35,606
Passed?

639
00:34:35,690 --> 00:34:37,691
You made me look stupid in
front of all your friends.

640
00:34:37,859 --> 00:34:40,402
And don't think I'm not telling
father because I'm going to.

641
00:34:40,487 --> 00:34:43,781
Thadeous, we were just having
some fun, and it was perfect.

642
00:34:43,948 --> 00:34:46,200
Now they know you're
not to be fucked with.

643
00:34:46,367 --> 00:34:48,368
Excuse me, sir,
sorry for the intrusion.

644
00:34:48,453 --> 00:34:50,746
I have just witnessed
a most disturbing incident.

645
00:34:50,914 --> 00:34:52,748
There must be
a misunderstanding.

646
00:34:52,832 --> 00:34:54,666
Julie is my most
trusted confidant.

647
00:34:54,751 --> 00:34:56,001
Julie is an idiot.

648
00:34:56,086 --> 00:34:57,503
No, he's not.
He's a gentleman.

649
00:34:57,587 --> 00:34:59,171
Julie is what,
Your Highness?

650
00:34:59,380 --> 00:35:00,798
I'm not sure, Julie.

651
00:35:00,882 --> 00:35:03,050
Courtney said he saw
some suspicious behavior.

652
00:35:03,301 --> 00:35:07,429
You, I saw you
talking with Leezar.

653
00:35:09,808 --> 00:35:13,310
How dare you watch me
in my private moments.

654
00:35:18,983 --> 00:35:20,442
He's stolen my vision.

655
00:35:20,693 --> 00:35:21,735
Get him, Courtney!

656
00:35:23,988 --> 00:35:24,988
Come here!

657
00:35:28,076 --> 00:35:29,159
You old beast.

658
00:35:29,869 --> 00:35:31,703
Courtney, just restrain
him with all your might.

659
00:35:31,788 --> 00:35:33,330
No, slay him!

660
00:35:33,623 --> 00:35:34,665
Murder him!

661
00:35:34,791 --> 00:35:36,083
Die of me.

662
00:35:40,463 --> 00:35:41,797
What?

663
00:35:41,965 --> 00:35:44,466
Don't move,
you're surrounded.

664
00:35:44,801 --> 00:35:45,926
Ew!

665
00:35:46,136 --> 00:35:47,427
Julie has no dick!

666
00:35:47,512 --> 00:35:48,595
Ew.

667
00:35:48,680 --> 00:35:49,763
Boremont!

668
00:35:49,931 --> 00:35:51,056
Help!

669
00:35:53,560 --> 00:35:54,560
Knights!

670
00:35:54,644 --> 00:35:56,145
A turncoat has
been discovered!

671
00:35:56,312 --> 00:35:57,813
Prince Fabious,
what is wrong?

672
00:35:57,981 --> 00:35:59,356
Boremont, seize Julie,

673
00:35:59,440 --> 00:36:00,899
I'm afraid
he's betrayed us!

674
00:36:00,984 --> 00:36:03,110
That thing is
a dickless traitor!

675
00:36:03,361 --> 00:36:04,862
A traitor, you say.
Yes.

676
00:36:05,029 --> 00:36:07,573
I saw him seeking counsel
with Leezar.

677
00:36:07,740 --> 00:36:10,409
Counsel? With Leezar?

678
00:36:11,202 --> 00:36:13,412
Well, if what
they say is true,

679
00:36:13,496 --> 00:36:16,290
then, Julie, I have but
one question for you.

680
00:36:16,875 --> 00:36:18,834
What were
our master's orders?

681
00:36:18,918 --> 00:36:20,002
What?

682
00:36:20,086 --> 00:36:21,295
His orders
were simple.

683
00:36:21,838 --> 00:36:24,423
Capture Fabious
and kill the rest.

684
00:36:24,591 --> 00:36:27,426
Boremont,
how could you?

685
00:36:27,510 --> 00:36:29,052
What about the code
of the Knights Elite?

686
00:36:29,137 --> 00:36:30,179
Code?

687
00:36:30,471 --> 00:36:32,389
Upon your choice of best
man for your wedding,

688
00:36:32,473 --> 00:36:34,766
your "code"
became clear to me.

689
00:36:34,851 --> 00:36:36,685
You hurt my feelings.

690
00:36:37,103 --> 00:36:38,937
Now I shall hurt yours.

691
00:36:40,398 --> 00:36:41,857
Kill them all!

692
00:36:42,025 --> 00:36:43,650
Look out!

693
00:36:50,617 --> 00:36:51,617
To the carriage!

694
00:36:51,701 --> 00:36:53,410
Your friends tried
to slay us.

695
00:36:53,494 --> 00:36:56,121
Those bastards!
Get in!

696
00:37:01,419 --> 00:37:02,544
After them!

697
00:37:02,629 --> 00:37:03,629
Okay, go!

698
00:37:13,932 --> 00:37:15,474
We've got company!

699
00:37:15,642 --> 00:37:16,850
Ready yourselves!

700
00:37:16,935 --> 00:37:18,185
These men are fierce!

701
00:37:24,317 --> 00:37:25,442
Oh, gods!

702
00:37:49,592 --> 00:37:51,093
Under the cart you go!

703
00:37:55,265 --> 00:37:57,182
Fucking sword!
Stab him!

704
00:37:57,350 --> 00:37:58,600
Stab him!

705
00:38:04,732 --> 00:38:06,525
You cut his hair off!

706
00:38:16,202 --> 00:38:17,327
Oh!

707
00:38:17,412 --> 00:38:18,704
Fabious, he's coming!

708
00:38:18,871 --> 00:38:20,539
I know, get up here!

709
00:38:27,171 --> 00:38:28,171
Come on!

710
00:38:31,801 --> 00:38:32,884
Now what?

711
00:38:33,136 --> 00:38:35,846
I have a plan. We jump on
the horses and ride away.

712
00:38:36,514 --> 00:38:38,098
But the horses,
they're moving.

713
00:38:38,266 --> 00:38:40,183
I know. I know.

714
00:38:42,687 --> 00:38:44,187
Oh, shit!

715
00:38:48,484 --> 00:38:49,526
Come on!

716
00:38:49,610 --> 00:38:50,861
What? Want me, as well?

717
00:38:51,029 --> 00:38:52,112
Now!

718
00:38:56,326 --> 00:38:57,868
Face me, you traitor.

719
00:39:23,227 --> 00:39:24,269
Look!

720
00:39:24,354 --> 00:39:25,479
Oh, shit!

721
00:39:43,122 --> 00:39:44,331
We did it!

722
00:39:48,169 --> 00:39:49,461
Ka-boom!

723
00:39:49,629 --> 00:39:51,046
Yes!

724
00:39:54,133 --> 00:39:55,967
If I could have
everyone's attention.

725
00:39:56,511 --> 00:39:59,054
I'd like to say
a few words, if I may.

726
00:39:59,222 --> 00:40:01,556
I have prepared
this feast

727
00:40:01,724 --> 00:40:04,643
in honor and appreciation
of Belladonna.

728
00:40:04,811 --> 00:40:07,062
Seems like it
was only yesterday

729
00:40:07,146 --> 00:40:10,607
that we used sorcery to burn
your village to the ground,

730
00:40:11,150 --> 00:40:12,442
come in and snatch you.

731
00:40:12,860 --> 00:40:14,027
But I remember
looking at you

732
00:40:14,112 --> 00:40:15,529
all those years ago
and thinking,

733
00:40:15,905 --> 00:40:18,407
"Wow, that's a baby. "

734
00:40:18,574 --> 00:40:21,535
"And that's the baby that someday
I will have to have sex with. "

735
00:40:21,702 --> 00:40:23,245
Now, look at me.

736
00:40:23,413 --> 00:40:25,497
A 19-year-old boy,
almost a man,

737
00:40:26,707 --> 00:40:28,250
Still a virgin.

738
00:40:28,418 --> 00:40:29,543
To the fuckening!

739
00:40:29,710 --> 00:40:31,128
Yes, to the fuckening!

740
00:40:31,504 --> 00:40:35,590
Leezar, what is this rubbish
you have set before us?

741
00:40:35,758 --> 00:40:38,427
It's such a funny
choice for a feast.

742
00:40:38,594 --> 00:40:40,178
I'm just a little
overwhelmed right now.

743
00:40:40,263 --> 00:40:42,597
Dealing with her and you
and the fucking prophecy.

744
00:40:42,765 --> 00:40:43,974
I mean, we could
all just relax...

745
00:40:44,058 --> 00:40:45,267
Master.

746
00:40:45,393 --> 00:40:47,060
What do you want, Julie?

747
00:40:47,311 --> 00:40:49,604
Regrettably, the Princes
of Mourne have escaped.

748
00:40:49,772 --> 00:40:52,107
You should've killed them at the
wedding when you had the chance.

749
00:40:52,275 --> 00:40:53,775
Fabious is of
no purpose to us.

750
00:40:53,860 --> 00:40:54,985
Silence!

751
00:40:55,069 --> 00:40:58,071
His purpose is to destroy
you and your evil ways.

752
00:40:58,156 --> 00:41:00,449
Would you shut up,
or I will love you less.

753
00:41:00,533 --> 00:41:02,409
Are those fish fingers
you're eating?

754
00:41:02,577 --> 00:41:05,287
No more questions!
Now find them!

755
00:41:08,207 --> 00:41:11,209
Shit! Fabious, the
horses! They're escaping.

756
00:41:11,377 --> 00:41:14,796
Yes, it's a distraction
to lead them off our trail.

757
00:41:14,964 --> 00:41:17,090
And what are we to do now?
Walk all the way home?

758
00:41:17,258 --> 00:41:19,759
Home? We're not going home.

759
00:41:19,844 --> 00:41:20,844
Just because
the knights betrayed us

760
00:41:20,928 --> 00:41:22,971
does not mean we
give up on the quest.

761
00:41:23,139 --> 00:41:25,265
Together we can still
accomplish what needs to be done.

762
00:41:25,433 --> 00:41:27,434
How? We're lost,
I'm hungry.

763
00:41:27,518 --> 00:41:29,769
This stump, it's putting
my asshole to sleep.

764
00:41:29,854 --> 00:41:32,564
Thadeous, your feet are
bare. Put your boots on.

765
00:41:32,940 --> 00:41:35,066
They're filthy, I'm
having them exfoliated.

766
00:41:35,151 --> 00:41:36,735
No time for exfoliation.

767
00:41:38,738 --> 00:41:40,280
The compass points north.

768
00:41:40,448 --> 00:41:42,073
We shall
follow it still.

769
00:41:42,450 --> 00:41:45,160
I will not give up till
Belladonna is safe in mine arms.

770
00:41:45,328 --> 00:41:46,828
Oh, god.

771
00:41:49,624 --> 00:41:51,583
Simon!
Where have you been?

772
00:41:51,751 --> 00:41:52,959
Shit.

773
00:41:53,044 --> 00:41:54,211
What?

774
00:41:54,337 --> 00:41:56,755
I left goddamn Steven
back at camp.

775
00:41:57,131 --> 00:41:58,340
Who's Steven?

776
00:41:58,507 --> 00:42:00,425
He's my loyal
animal companion.

777
00:42:00,593 --> 00:42:03,929
And he means just as much
to me as Simon means to you.

778
00:42:04,096 --> 00:42:06,598
But I guess I'll
never see him again.

779
00:42:06,766 --> 00:42:09,267
Very well.
I understand that bond.

780
00:42:09,477 --> 00:42:13,563
Let us return to camp, face
the traitors and rescue Steven.

781
00:42:13,689 --> 00:42:15,440
No, fuck it.
It's over.

782
00:42:15,650 --> 00:42:18,485
But, perhaps, since my animal
companion is no longer here,

783
00:42:18,569 --> 00:42:20,904
it's only fair that we
get rid of yours as well.

784
00:42:22,907 --> 00:42:25,158
No, that would serve
no purpose, Brother.

785
00:42:25,326 --> 00:42:27,285
That would be like me asking
you to get rid of Courtney

786
00:42:27,370 --> 00:42:29,120
just because Julie
is no longer with us.

787
00:42:29,330 --> 00:42:31,539
I will drown Courtney in the
shallow fucking pond right now

788
00:42:31,624 --> 00:42:32,749
if that means
fair is fair.

789
00:42:32,833 --> 00:42:34,334
I don't like
that idea, sir.

790
00:42:34,418 --> 00:42:36,378
No, Simon can help us.

791
00:42:36,462 --> 00:42:37,462
Simon,

792
00:42:37,797 --> 00:42:40,131
you must take this
message to father.

793
00:42:40,216 --> 00:42:42,759
Tell him that the
Knights Elite betrayed us

794
00:42:42,843 --> 00:42:46,304
and he must send an army across
the valley to Muldiss Darton

795
00:42:46,472 --> 00:42:48,807
and help us retrieve
the Blade of Unicorn.

796
00:42:48,933 --> 00:42:50,058
Hurry, Simon!

797
00:42:50,142 --> 00:42:53,228
Fly to Mourne and deliver
these desperate words.

798
00:42:53,479 --> 00:42:56,439
Fly!

799
00:43:01,654 --> 00:43:04,614
Come on, Manious, you've been
sniffing dirt all morning.

800
00:43:04,699 --> 00:43:07,492
We would not be in
this position, Julie,

801
00:43:07,576 --> 00:43:10,412
if you wouldn't have gotten
caught communicating with Leezar.

802
00:43:10,538 --> 00:43:12,664
And if you ladies
were proper assassins,

803
00:43:12,748 --> 00:43:16,167
you'd have cut them down back
there as the Dark Lord commanded.

804
00:43:17,628 --> 00:43:19,337
Manious,
what do you see?

805
00:43:19,588 --> 00:43:22,257
They stepped
towards the sun here.

806
00:43:22,425 --> 00:43:25,677
This blade of grass,
one of them pissed on it.

807
00:43:26,012 --> 00:43:30,056
And then they moved, very
quickly, mind, towards...

808
00:43:30,808 --> 00:43:31,850
There!

809
00:43:33,728 --> 00:43:35,186
That's
Marteetee's land.

810
00:43:35,354 --> 00:43:36,354
What?

811
00:43:36,522 --> 00:43:39,274
Our mission may be completed
sooner than I expected.

812
00:43:42,528 --> 00:43:45,196
If I may be so bold,
Your Highness,

813
00:43:45,281 --> 00:43:48,074
what is the meaning of
that ribbon that you hold?

814
00:43:48,367 --> 00:43:49,909
This?

815
00:43:50,077 --> 00:43:51,953
It's a gift
from Belladonna.

816
00:43:52,038 --> 00:43:54,205
A symbol
of her virgin purity.

817
00:43:54,373 --> 00:43:56,750
I hold it
and savor it.

818
00:43:56,876 --> 00:44:00,003
You do that instead
of have sex with her?

819
00:44:00,171 --> 00:44:02,380
Belladonna is unlike any
maiden in the kingdom.

820
00:44:02,465 --> 00:44:04,299
She behaves
without judgment,

821
00:44:04,383 --> 00:44:05,925
defies expectation.

822
00:44:06,260 --> 00:44:07,886
When I first
heard her voice

823
00:44:07,970 --> 00:44:09,846
a tear came to my eye,

824
00:44:09,930 --> 00:44:11,639
and that tear
turned to ice,

825
00:44:11,724 --> 00:44:13,683
and I kept
that frozen tear

826
00:44:13,768 --> 00:44:16,269
far from my heart
that burns with passion.

827
00:44:17,229 --> 00:44:18,730
If she had a wound,

828
00:44:18,898 --> 00:44:20,899
I would kiss it.

829
00:44:20,983 --> 00:44:23,276
If she had a splinter,

830
00:44:23,361 --> 00:44:26,905
I would pull it from
her flesh with mine lips.

831
00:44:27,073 --> 00:44:32,243
Just say we are too late and
Leezar has had his way with her,

832
00:44:32,495 --> 00:44:36,081
would you still be
able to be with her?

833
00:44:37,249 --> 00:44:38,750
I don't want to
think about that.

834
00:44:38,918 --> 00:44:40,835
But just say that
we were moments late,

835
00:44:40,920 --> 00:44:44,422
and he was able
to get her cookies.

836
00:44:44,673 --> 00:44:45,757
Shut up.

837
00:44:45,841 --> 00:44:49,803
Yes, I know, but what if he butt-fucked
her? Would you still like her?

838
00:44:49,887 --> 00:44:51,429
Do I have to
write you a poem?

839
00:44:51,639 --> 00:44:54,140
There's never been
a love so true as ours.

840
00:44:55,267 --> 00:44:56,768
That's pure love.

841
00:44:56,936 --> 00:44:58,269
Yes, it is.

842
00:44:58,396 --> 00:44:59,854
No, that's pure love.

843
00:45:00,106 --> 00:45:02,023
There's a naked woman
standing behind you.

844
00:45:03,734 --> 00:45:05,860
Who is that?

845
00:45:06,153 --> 00:45:08,071
Is she looking at us?

846
00:45:08,197 --> 00:45:09,906
Who is it? Is it him?
Are you looking to him?

847
00:45:10,116 --> 00:45:12,075
Is it Courtney?
Is it to me?

848
00:45:12,284 --> 00:45:13,535
It's Courtney.
I think it's to me.

849
00:45:14,286 --> 00:45:17,580
I believe she is
taking her trousers off.

850
00:45:17,832 --> 00:45:20,917
Right, I will
return momentarily.

851
00:45:21,001 --> 00:45:22,127
No.

852
00:45:22,211 --> 00:45:23,420
Thadeous,
it might be a trap.

853
00:45:24,046 --> 00:45:28,174
The only thing those tits
will trap is my warm spray.

854
00:45:28,342 --> 00:45:30,427
Have fun
rubbing your ribbon.

855
00:45:30,970 --> 00:45:32,095
Disgusting.

856
00:45:32,888 --> 00:45:34,347
Come back here, you.

857
00:45:36,642 --> 00:45:39,477
I'm beginning to think he
doesn't care about this quest.

858
00:45:39,645 --> 00:45:41,813
What could possibly
make you think that, sir?

859
00:45:41,897 --> 00:45:42,897
Oh, shit!

860
00:45:43,149 --> 00:45:45,400
Oh, shit! It's a
trap. A booby trap.

861
00:45:45,568 --> 00:45:46,568
Oh, god!

862
00:45:46,735 --> 00:45:48,194
It was a trap.

863
00:45:48,362 --> 00:45:49,863
White people,
I knew it!

864
00:45:50,030 --> 00:45:51,072
White people?

865
00:45:51,198 --> 00:45:52,907
Are they nice or are
they mean? They're mean!

866
00:45:52,992 --> 00:45:54,284
They're the meanest!

867
00:45:54,618 --> 00:45:55,660
What do we do?

868
00:45:55,744 --> 00:45:57,579
I don't know. It is against
code to strike a woman.

869
00:45:57,663 --> 00:45:58,788
I'm sick of
your silly codes.

870
00:45:58,873 --> 00:46:00,165
Punch these ladies
in the face!

871
00:46:10,092 --> 00:46:11,926
Sire, where are they taking us?

872
00:46:12,094 --> 00:46:14,762
I don't know.
Stay close!

873
00:46:47,087 --> 00:46:48,171
Marteetee.

874
00:46:48,255 --> 00:46:49,297
Mart-who?

875
00:46:49,381 --> 00:46:51,633
Silence!

876
00:46:52,134 --> 00:46:54,969
Good day,
my little bees

877
00:46:55,137 --> 00:46:59,057
and welcome to my
most special of events.

878
00:46:59,558 --> 00:47:02,101
We have a wonderful treat

879
00:47:02,269 --> 00:47:06,397
as you get to witness
a sea of babbling men

880
00:47:06,482 --> 00:47:08,399
behold their fates.

881
00:47:10,319 --> 00:47:13,655
Enter, Dastardly!

882
00:47:28,629 --> 00:47:30,171
Bloodthirsty creatures.

883
00:47:37,972 --> 00:47:39,097
Oh!

884
00:47:44,353 --> 00:47:47,855
Brother, if I die, you must
promise me to continue our quest.

885
00:47:48,566 --> 00:47:49,566
Ooh!

886
00:47:58,450 --> 00:47:59,951
Him.
No!

887
00:48:00,119 --> 00:48:01,160
Kill him first!

888
00:48:01,245 --> 00:48:02,245
Stay away!

889
00:48:05,291 --> 00:48:06,457
Take the knife.

890
00:48:06,542 --> 00:48:07,667
Why?

891
00:48:07,876 --> 00:48:09,252
Watch this.

892
00:48:25,477 --> 00:48:26,477
Oh!
Yes!

893
00:48:26,645 --> 00:48:28,271
No!

894
00:48:29,481 --> 00:48:31,190
Face! Yes!

895
00:48:33,110 --> 00:48:34,277
Huh?

896
00:48:39,158 --> 00:48:41,826
We've bested
your finest warrior.

897
00:48:41,994 --> 00:48:44,078
Now grant us our freedom!

898
00:48:44,246 --> 00:48:45,288
Yeah!

899
00:48:45,372 --> 00:48:48,374
Bring Marteetee
his cauldron!

900
00:48:51,045 --> 00:48:52,837
What is the cauldron?

901
00:48:59,845 --> 00:49:02,263
Are my bees ready

902
00:49:02,348 --> 00:49:05,475
for the grand finale?

903
00:49:13,067 --> 00:49:15,735
Yes, my pet!

904
00:49:15,861 --> 00:49:18,029
Come forth

905
00:49:18,322 --> 00:49:22,867
and show thy bulbous!

906
00:49:31,710 --> 00:49:33,002
Oh, shit!

907
00:49:49,728 --> 00:49:50,728
Oh, gods!

908
00:49:56,777 --> 00:49:57,985
Over here!

909
00:50:00,072 --> 00:50:01,864
Hey, over here!

910
00:50:02,241 --> 00:50:03,491
Over here!

911
00:50:03,867 --> 00:50:05,368
Bring your fight to me!

912
00:50:11,083 --> 00:50:12,166
Shit!

913
00:50:28,934 --> 00:50:30,059
Thadeous!

914
00:50:30,144 --> 00:50:31,185
Shit!

915
00:50:31,270 --> 00:50:32,395
Sir!

916
00:50:32,479 --> 00:50:34,689
I've been bitten!
I can't move my leg.

917
00:50:34,773 --> 00:50:35,940
You've got to
suck out the venom.

918
00:50:36,108 --> 00:50:37,400
I don't want to suck it!
You suck it!

919
00:50:37,526 --> 00:50:38,860
I can't suck
my own venom!

920
00:50:38,944 --> 00:50:40,069
Yes, you can.
I'll help you!

921
00:50:40,237 --> 00:50:42,280
Suck it!
Suck your venom.

922
00:50:42,406 --> 00:50:43,865
I can't reach it
with my mouth!

923
00:50:43,949 --> 00:50:44,991
Courtney,
suck the venom!

924
00:50:45,075 --> 00:50:46,617
I've never sucked...
Suck it!

925
00:50:47,202 --> 00:50:51,456
And who have we here?

926
00:50:51,665 --> 00:50:54,292
A sprightly
little warrior you are.

927
00:50:54,501 --> 00:50:56,586
Suck it!
Right there! Suck it!

928
00:50:56,670 --> 00:51:00,673
I will make nice
when I enter you!

929
00:51:01,800 --> 00:51:03,384
It's coming!
It's coming!

930
00:51:05,179 --> 00:51:06,387
Courtney
spit the load!

931
00:51:06,555 --> 00:51:08,014
Don't swallow the venom!
Spit it!

932
00:51:10,726 --> 00:51:12,602
Come on! Come on!

933
00:51:24,239 --> 00:51:25,698
Kill it!
Fuck it up!

934
00:51:31,663 --> 00:51:32,663
Yes!

935
00:51:49,348 --> 00:51:50,515
What?

936
00:51:51,934 --> 00:51:56,896
Who is he that dares
destroy my beautiful baby?

937
00:52:01,068 --> 00:52:02,068
It's a woman.

938
00:52:02,152 --> 00:52:03,277
I can see.

939
00:52:03,362 --> 00:52:04,403
Marteetee,

940
00:52:04,696 --> 00:52:06,656
when I was a child
you enslaved my father

941
00:52:06,740 --> 00:52:08,699
and slaughtered him
in this very arena.

942
00:52:08,992 --> 00:52:10,243
Today I avenge him.

943
00:52:10,327 --> 00:52:13,120
First by killing the beast,
second, by killing you.

944
00:52:13,330 --> 00:52:16,999
Well, well,
my tiny bee...

945
00:52:20,379 --> 00:52:22,296
Oh, shit.

946
00:52:31,390 --> 00:52:32,849
Let's go!
We're going!

947
00:52:47,865 --> 00:52:49,282
Brother, are you
all right? I'm fine!

948
00:52:49,408 --> 00:52:50,533
Come on, let's go!

949
00:52:52,119 --> 00:52:53,452
This way!

950
00:53:05,382 --> 00:53:06,716
Excuse me, my lady.

951
00:53:06,800 --> 00:53:09,176
May I but speak
with you a moment?

952
00:53:09,636 --> 00:53:11,012
I'd like to
introduce myself.

953
00:53:11,096 --> 00:53:13,264
I am Prince Fabious
of Mourne

954
00:53:13,473 --> 00:53:15,725
and this is my brother,
Thadeous,

955
00:53:15,809 --> 00:53:18,436
and his squire,
young Courtney.

956
00:53:18,520 --> 00:53:19,520
Hello.

957
00:53:19,605 --> 00:53:22,356
We'd like to thank you for
your help with that dread beast.

958
00:53:22,482 --> 00:53:24,901
I have no time for
your maiden pleasantries.

959
00:53:24,985 --> 00:53:26,485
My quest continues
to the north.

960
00:53:26,570 --> 00:53:28,404
As does ours.

961
00:53:29,364 --> 00:53:31,157
I thought maybe for the
sake of both our quests,

962
00:53:31,241 --> 00:53:32,575
that we could
travel together.

963
00:53:32,743 --> 00:53:35,077
At least, until we
reach civilization.

964
00:53:35,370 --> 00:53:36,454
Yes, civilization.

965
00:53:36,538 --> 00:53:38,748
We are good men, we're
questing to save my...

966
00:53:38,916 --> 00:53:40,082
Excuse my brother.

967
00:53:40,167 --> 00:53:43,044
He's not familiar with
the customs of the road.

968
00:53:43,211 --> 00:53:45,713
Do not touch me. Why are
you making me look bad?

969
00:53:45,839 --> 00:53:48,507
A warrior on the road never
divulges the nature of his quest.

970
00:53:48,759 --> 00:53:51,218
One never knows if his aim
may conflict with another's.

971
00:53:51,303 --> 00:53:53,179
Yes, I was
just being nice.

972
00:53:53,889 --> 00:53:55,514
As we are
on the same path,

973
00:53:55,599 --> 00:53:58,267
I suppose you boys may
follow me to Muldiss Darton.

974
00:53:58,435 --> 00:54:00,519
From there I seek
navigation and march alone.

975
00:54:00,687 --> 00:54:03,606
We thank you. And
may we have your name?

976
00:54:04,066 --> 00:54:05,191
I'm Isabel.

977
00:54:05,359 --> 00:54:07,818
The last living member
of the Harshbarger order.

978
00:54:07,986 --> 00:54:10,613
Well, Isabel, my brother
and myself will ensure

979
00:54:10,781 --> 00:54:13,157
that you run into no danger
while you travel with us.

980
00:54:13,241 --> 00:54:15,868
With our huge muscles,
we shall protect you.

981
00:54:16,119 --> 00:54:17,495
Who? Protect what?

982
00:54:17,663 --> 00:54:19,163
To be fair,
everyone will protect

983
00:54:19,247 --> 00:54:21,165
each other equally,
I'm certain.

984
00:54:21,333 --> 00:54:25,336
But we will protect her
more because we are men.

985
00:54:33,470 --> 00:54:35,304
Boo!
Gods!

986
00:54:35,472 --> 00:54:36,597
What are you doing,
Brother?

987
00:54:36,765 --> 00:54:39,266
What right do you have,
scaring a man like that?

988
00:54:39,434 --> 00:54:41,227
Oh. What right
have you to spy

989
00:54:41,311 --> 00:54:42,978
on a bathing woman
from the shrubs?

990
00:54:43,480 --> 00:54:45,439
I'm simply
keeping an eye on her.

991
00:54:45,607 --> 00:54:47,817
She is not like one of
our dimwitted chamber maids

992
00:54:47,901 --> 00:54:49,652
that let me take
them from behind.

993
00:54:49,736 --> 00:54:51,278
This woman has me vexed.

994
00:54:51,363 --> 00:54:52,780
What exactly
would it take for one

995
00:54:52,864 --> 00:54:54,699
to tame such
an adventurous slut?

996
00:54:55,409 --> 00:54:58,285
I imagine she'd want
her man to be honorable,

997
00:54:58,370 --> 00:55:01,580
bold, brave, know his
way around a blade.

998
00:55:01,790 --> 00:55:05,584
Oh, god, she's looking at
us. Remain perfectly still.

999
00:55:29,151 --> 00:55:31,819
Mmm. We're almost
out of wood.

1000
00:55:33,488 --> 00:55:36,907
Courtney, perhaps you and I should
go and collect some firewood.

1001
00:55:37,200 --> 00:55:38,242
Yeah.

1002
00:55:38,326 --> 00:55:41,871
If you two wouldn't mind
tending these embers.

1003
00:55:42,330 --> 00:55:43,372
No, of course not.

1004
00:55:43,874 --> 00:55:45,499
Tend away.

1005
00:56:00,140 --> 00:56:03,225
Care for another bite
of some meat?

1006
00:56:07,856 --> 00:56:10,357
You're not much
for talking, are you?

1007
00:56:10,525 --> 00:56:13,736
A true warrior must keep
her focus on the road.

1008
00:56:13,904 --> 00:56:16,614
One never knows when
death might be dealt.

1009
00:56:16,740 --> 00:56:18,365
Mmm. Yes, of course.

1010
00:56:19,034 --> 00:56:20,743
I've been involved in many

1011
00:56:20,827 --> 00:56:23,913
death dealings in
focus-al moments.

1012
00:56:24,080 --> 00:56:25,748
Yes, by your
childish shrieks

1013
00:56:25,832 --> 00:56:27,208
in the face of
Marteetee's beast,

1014
00:56:27,292 --> 00:56:29,126
one could see as much.

1015
00:56:29,211 --> 00:56:30,836
What exactly is
your problem with me?

1016
00:56:31,046 --> 00:56:33,672
Do you have a sword stuck
so far up your butt-hole

1017
00:56:33,757 --> 00:56:36,425
that you cannot even enjoy
yourself for one moment?

1018
00:56:36,551 --> 00:56:39,094
My quest affords me
no such luxury.

1019
00:56:39,262 --> 00:56:41,430
Not even on a tender
night like this?

1020
00:56:41,723 --> 00:56:43,265
The moons glimmering,

1021
00:56:43,350 --> 00:56:46,060
the cold air
licking your tits.

1022
00:56:46,394 --> 00:56:50,231
On a night just like this
I returned home from a hunt

1023
00:56:50,398 --> 00:56:52,274
to find a bloodbath.

1024
00:56:52,442 --> 00:56:54,610
Nothing remained of
my six beloved brothers

1025
00:56:54,694 --> 00:56:56,946
save for their
severed heads on stakes.

1026
00:56:57,030 --> 00:56:58,823
Their eyes
had been plucked,

1027
00:56:58,907 --> 00:57:01,158
their teeth
taken as tokens.

1028
00:57:01,243 --> 00:57:04,912
I wear this bracelet, forged
of the steel of their shields,

1029
00:57:05,080 --> 00:57:07,623
as a constant reminder
of my vow to avenge them.

1030
00:57:07,791 --> 00:57:11,335
My only advice would just
be to keep your head up,

1031
00:57:11,419 --> 00:57:12,878
hang in there,

1032
00:57:12,963 --> 00:57:15,047
live every day
to the fullest,

1033
00:57:15,257 --> 00:57:16,924
have sex
as much as you can

1034
00:57:17,008 --> 00:57:18,551
by campfire when
you're all alone

1035
00:57:18,718 --> 00:57:20,761
and your brother is
out gathering wood.

1036
00:57:20,929 --> 00:57:22,388
Just simple things
like that.

1037
00:57:24,724 --> 00:57:26,767
Do you think he'll make
love with her tonight?

1038
00:57:26,935 --> 00:57:28,727
Not a chance.

1039
00:57:32,274 --> 00:57:35,568
Either way, I've spent a
lifetime often envious of him.

1040
00:57:35,735 --> 00:57:36,777
Envious of Thadeous?

1041
00:57:37,279 --> 00:57:40,781
All the times that he could
sit back and have a laugh

1042
00:57:40,949 --> 00:57:43,617
and really
enjoy the moment.

1043
00:57:43,785 --> 00:57:46,245
And I was up on stage

1044
00:57:46,329 --> 00:57:49,039
wearing make-up
to cover my acne.

1045
00:57:49,124 --> 00:57:51,667
My hair perfectly coiffed,
even for war.

1046
00:57:53,461 --> 00:57:56,505
I think you misunderstand
the situation.

1047
00:57:56,673 --> 00:58:01,927
He constantly gazes at you
with such eager eyes.

1048
00:58:02,470 --> 00:58:05,139
Sometimes he
borrows your armor

1049
00:58:05,307 --> 00:58:09,393
and he prances around the
courtyard, flailing your sword,

1050
00:58:09,477 --> 00:58:12,062
going, "I am Fabious!

1051
00:58:12,147 --> 00:58:14,315
"Look at me slay dragon. "

1052
00:58:15,859 --> 00:58:18,527
He does it out of love.
He loves you, sir.

1053
00:58:19,112 --> 00:58:20,654
He adores you.

1054
00:58:23,116 --> 00:58:26,368
I know tragedy as well.
My mother is dead.

1055
00:58:26,536 --> 00:58:28,662
I have someone dead
in my family, too.

1056
00:58:28,830 --> 00:58:30,915
Also, recently

1057
00:58:30,999 --> 00:58:34,084
my brother's
bride-to-be was stolen

1058
00:58:34,336 --> 00:58:36,170
by a devious wizard.

1059
00:58:36,463 --> 00:58:37,755
Wizard?

1060
00:58:37,839 --> 00:58:39,089
Mmm-hmm.

1061
00:58:39,174 --> 00:58:40,215
Huh.

1062
00:58:40,300 --> 00:58:41,717
If you could
keep a secret,

1063
00:58:42,844 --> 00:58:44,261
it was Leezar.

1064
00:58:44,346 --> 00:58:45,512
Leezar?

1065
00:58:45,597 --> 00:58:46,847
Mmm-hmm.

1066
00:58:47,182 --> 00:58:48,182
Ah.

1067
00:58:48,308 --> 00:58:50,601
I understand he's
a very dangerous man.

1068
00:58:50,685 --> 00:58:53,354
Duh. That's why
Fabious turned to me.

1069
00:58:53,521 --> 00:58:56,774
The most bold and brave and
honorable man that he knows.

1070
00:58:56,858 --> 00:58:57,858
Mmm.

1071
00:58:57,943 --> 00:59:00,194
We aim to kill
the magical cocksucker.

1072
00:59:00,528 --> 00:59:02,279
Do you see this compass?

1073
00:59:02,697 --> 00:59:04,782
What a fascinating device.

1074
00:59:05,742 --> 00:59:08,243
It will lead us to a
labyrinth which holds a blade.

1075
00:59:08,411 --> 00:59:12,206
The only weapon strong
enough to defeat the wizard.

1076
00:59:12,374 --> 00:59:15,042
Well, perhaps
I misjudged you.

1077
00:59:15,210 --> 00:59:16,710
It's not your fault.

1078
00:59:16,878 --> 00:59:19,672
I know I may seem like
I have a rugged exterior,

1079
00:59:19,839 --> 00:59:24,718
but underneath it all, I have a
golden heart that beats and beats.

1080
00:59:41,903 --> 00:59:44,071
So beautiful.

1081
00:59:48,410 --> 00:59:50,119
That poor creature.

1082
00:59:57,711 --> 00:59:58,794
That's right.

1083
01:00:02,632 --> 01:00:03,799
Look at yourself.

1084
01:00:03,967 --> 01:00:06,802
Why would anyone ever
want to be with you?

1085
01:00:06,928 --> 01:00:08,887
Hmm. I'm not sure, really.

1086
01:00:08,972 --> 01:00:10,848
Oh, yeah.
Perhaps, because I'm rich,

1087
01:00:10,932 --> 01:00:13,100
I live in a castle
and I can do magic.

1088
01:00:13,268 --> 01:00:19,148
Okay, then why did you need to
kidnap me if you're so desirable?

1089
01:00:19,315 --> 01:00:21,942
Because I'm
the prophecy born, maybe.

1090
01:00:22,110 --> 01:00:24,236
Or I'm going to
have a dragon soon

1091
01:00:24,404 --> 01:00:25,696
which I'll be able
to control,

1092
01:00:25,780 --> 01:00:27,281
and it's going to
give me ultimate power.

1093
01:00:27,449 --> 01:00:29,700
How? Because you can
make a dragon do things?

1094
01:00:29,784 --> 01:00:32,327
Yes. I could
make it devour people

1095
01:00:32,412 --> 01:00:34,788
or breathe fire over
the Kingdom of Mourne.

1096
01:00:34,956 --> 01:00:36,707
Mmm. Sounds flimsy.

1097
01:00:36,791 --> 01:00:38,542
First of all,
you obviously don't know

1098
01:00:38,626 --> 01:00:40,627
jack shit
about the prophecy.

1099
01:00:40,795 --> 01:00:43,797
How do you know that it won't
be me who controls the dragon?

1100
01:00:43,965 --> 01:00:46,425
Because
I am the chosen one.

1101
01:00:46,593 --> 01:00:49,928
Chosen one
controls the dragon.

1102
01:00:50,096 --> 01:00:51,722
Those are the rules,
basically.

1103
01:00:54,684 --> 01:00:56,143
What are you laughing at?

1104
01:00:56,311 --> 01:00:57,644
I was just thinking
about your penis

1105
01:00:57,729 --> 01:00:59,938
and how unusual
it must look.

1106
01:01:00,732 --> 01:01:02,316
It doesn't look unusual.

1107
01:01:02,400 --> 01:01:03,984
How do you know
it's going to work?

1108
01:01:04,194 --> 01:01:06,236
Because I've tested it.
Really?

1109
01:01:06,654 --> 01:01:10,491
And if your vagina is
anything like my hand

1110
01:01:10,658 --> 01:01:13,494
there will be
no problem.

1111
01:01:16,998 --> 01:01:19,958
Fair warriors, arise.

1112
01:01:20,043 --> 01:01:22,169
Two days
before the eclipse.

1113
01:01:22,253 --> 01:01:25,422
Thadeous, hand me the compass
so I can check its shadow.

1114
01:01:25,507 --> 01:01:26,590
What?

1115
01:01:26,674 --> 01:01:27,800
The compass.

1116
01:01:27,926 --> 01:01:29,176
Oh.

1117
01:01:30,887 --> 01:01:32,387
That's weird.

1118
01:01:32,472 --> 01:01:34,681
It was around my neck
when I slept.

1119
01:01:34,849 --> 01:01:36,350
Where is it,
Thadeous?

1120
01:01:36,518 --> 01:01:38,352
I don't know.
I just woke up.

1121
01:01:38,603 --> 01:01:40,729
Isabel seems
to have gone.

1122
01:01:40,855 --> 01:01:41,980
Isabel!

1123
01:01:42,148 --> 01:01:44,650
Isabel!

1124
01:01:45,193 --> 01:01:46,151
Shit.

1125
01:01:46,236 --> 01:01:47,319
Thadeous,

1126
01:01:47,570 --> 01:01:48,946
you didn't
by chance tell her

1127
01:01:49,030 --> 01:01:51,532
anything about the nature
of our quest, did you?

1128
01:01:52,033 --> 01:01:54,535
I may have dropped

1129
01:01:54,702 --> 01:01:56,537
a few minor details.

1130
01:01:56,704 --> 01:01:58,413
Did you tell Isabel

1131
01:01:58,832 --> 01:02:02,751
anything about the
one-of-a-kind mythical compass?

1132
01:02:04,879 --> 01:02:06,130
Mmm.

1133
01:02:06,214 --> 01:02:07,756
Gods!

1134
01:02:07,924 --> 01:02:09,424
She's run off
with the compass.

1135
01:02:09,592 --> 01:02:11,343
We don't know that
for sure. Oh, yeah?

1136
01:02:11,427 --> 01:02:14,429
Where is it?
Where is she?

1137
01:02:14,597 --> 01:02:16,807
All right, well,
it wasn't my fault.

1138
01:02:16,891 --> 01:02:19,184
I was falling madly
in love with her.

1139
01:02:19,269 --> 01:02:21,520
I was bedazzled
by her sweet bosom.

1140
01:02:21,604 --> 01:02:22,604
I was helpless.

1141
01:02:22,689 --> 01:02:23,730
You fool!

1142
01:02:23,898 --> 01:02:27,276
Without the compass, how do
we find the Blade of Unicorn?

1143
01:02:27,360 --> 01:02:29,736
And without that sword,
how do we defeat Leezar?

1144
01:02:29,904 --> 01:02:32,906
Maybe we can find some other
way, with nets or something.

1145
01:02:33,074 --> 01:02:34,241
Nets?

1146
01:02:34,409 --> 01:02:35,909
Oh, that's a great plan.

1147
01:02:36,077 --> 01:02:38,871
And meanwhile, Belladonna's
going to get raped and die!

1148
01:02:39,080 --> 01:02:41,248
We don't know for sure
if she'll die.

1149
01:02:41,416 --> 01:02:42,875
Is this a joke to you?

1150
01:02:42,959 --> 01:02:45,669
Look, I'm sorry, but I
shouldn't even be here.

1151
01:02:45,753 --> 01:02:48,338
We've almost been
killed multiple times.

1152
01:02:48,423 --> 01:02:50,174
I will probably die
on this quest.

1153
01:02:50,300 --> 01:02:52,384
Courtney definitely will.

1154
01:02:53,261 --> 01:02:55,470
Fuck Courtney,
and fuck you!

1155
01:02:55,638 --> 01:02:58,473
Maybe they're right,
everything they say about you.

1156
01:02:58,641 --> 01:03:00,434
They only say that stuff
because of you,

1157
01:03:00,518 --> 01:03:03,061
because you go out and have
to pretend to be the best.

1158
01:03:03,146 --> 01:03:05,147
And they look at me like
I'm some sort of idiot.

1159
01:03:05,231 --> 01:03:07,274
Everyone in the kingdom
wants to suck your dick.

1160
01:03:07,442 --> 01:03:09,818
No one wants
to suck mine!

1161
01:03:10,820 --> 01:03:12,905
Oh, Thadeous,

1162
01:03:13,072 --> 01:03:16,158
you have the potential
to be such a noble warrior,

1163
01:03:16,326 --> 01:03:18,911
but instead you
just let yourself go,

1164
01:03:19,078 --> 01:03:20,996
and everyone around you.

1165
01:03:21,164 --> 01:03:23,999
You have no idea
what it's like to be me.

1166
01:03:24,167 --> 01:03:26,335
Being your brother
is a curse.

1167
01:03:26,502 --> 01:03:29,796
I'd rather be brothers
with anyone else but you.

1168
01:03:34,177 --> 01:03:37,888
You say nothing else for
fear of what I might do.

1169
01:03:37,972 --> 01:03:39,765
Nothing!

1170
01:03:41,517 --> 01:03:44,186
Now get dressed
and comb your hair.

1171
01:03:44,354 --> 01:03:45,812
I'm going
to Muldiss Darton.

1172
01:04:12,006 --> 01:04:13,632
Sex.

1173
01:04:23,643 --> 01:04:25,560
Come on, Courtney.

1174
01:04:25,728 --> 01:04:27,062
Come on.

1175
01:04:37,198 --> 01:04:41,076
For better or worse,
we're here. Muldiss Darton.

1176
01:04:54,340 --> 01:04:55,674
You and Courtney
entertain yourselves.

1177
01:04:55,758 --> 01:04:57,384
I'm going off to
find the sword alone.

1178
01:04:57,468 --> 01:04:58,510
Alone?

1179
01:04:58,594 --> 01:05:00,262
I can't afford to
waste any more time.

1180
01:05:00,346 --> 01:05:02,889
Well, what are we to do?

1181
01:05:03,057 --> 01:05:05,600
Do whatever it is
you do, Thadeous.

1182
01:05:08,563 --> 01:05:11,898
Well, obviously
he's still upset.

1183
01:05:21,701 --> 01:05:23,618
Oh, gods, Courtney.

1184
01:05:23,786 --> 01:05:25,412
How my heart laments.

1185
01:05:25,580 --> 01:05:29,374
Having been betrayed by the
sways of a beautiful woman.

1186
01:05:29,542 --> 01:05:32,502
And Fabious, throwing
his goddamn tantrums

1187
01:05:32,587 --> 01:05:35,422
with no regard for
anyone else's feelings.

1188
01:05:35,715 --> 01:05:37,883
He really needs
to consider...

1189
01:05:37,967 --> 01:05:39,760
Sir, look over there.

1190
01:05:39,844 --> 01:05:42,346
It's that thieving Isabel.

1191
01:05:43,222 --> 01:05:45,974
My gods!
The balls of this woman!

1192
01:05:47,060 --> 01:05:48,935
Do you think any of those
men are her boyfriends?

1193
01:05:49,103 --> 01:05:50,228
Possibly.

1194
01:05:50,313 --> 01:05:52,105
Who would ever want
to be her boyfriend?

1195
01:05:52,231 --> 01:05:53,315
What do we do?

1196
01:05:53,441 --> 01:05:54,941
I'll tell you
what we do.

1197
01:05:55,109 --> 01:05:57,861
We go over there,
we get the compass back,

1198
01:05:57,945 --> 01:05:59,363
we give it to Fabious,

1199
01:05:59,447 --> 01:06:00,822
we make him
feel horrible

1200
01:06:00,907 --> 01:06:02,366
for the way in
which he treated me,

1201
01:06:02,492 --> 01:06:04,242
and then you
and I head for home.

1202
01:06:04,494 --> 01:06:06,787
You believe it to be
as easy as that, sir?

1203
01:06:06,954 --> 01:06:10,624
Courtney, she is a
woman, and we are a man.

1204
01:06:11,334 --> 01:06:13,960
How hard could this be?

1205
01:06:14,128 --> 01:06:15,796
It's my birthday today,
you know.

1206
01:06:15,963 --> 01:06:17,339
Fuck that.

1207
01:06:45,243 --> 01:06:46,243
Boremont!

1208
01:06:46,327 --> 01:06:48,120
You dare to
betray me twice?

1209
01:06:48,287 --> 01:06:50,163
No, it's the same
betrayal as before.

1210
01:06:50,248 --> 01:06:51,665
It all just
counts as one.

1211
01:06:51,749 --> 01:06:55,001
I suggest you surrender before
my father's army gets here.

1212
01:06:55,211 --> 01:06:58,380
After Simon's message, they
should be arriving nigh on now.

1213
01:06:58,548 --> 01:07:00,757
Ah, yes.

1214
01:07:00,842 --> 01:07:03,343
About your tin pet.

1215
01:07:06,055 --> 01:07:07,722
Simon.

1216
01:07:11,060 --> 01:07:12,644
Best of luck
with your quest.

1217
01:07:12,728 --> 01:07:14,396
And you with yours.

1218
01:07:19,485 --> 01:07:21,695
Not so fast,
trickster.

1219
01:07:21,988 --> 01:07:23,738
Hello, Thadeous.

1220
01:07:23,906 --> 01:07:25,282
The time for
pleasantries is through.

1221
01:07:25,366 --> 01:07:27,075
Do you feel that tiny
prick in your back?

1222
01:07:27,243 --> 01:07:28,410
Is that your cock?

1223
01:07:28,578 --> 01:07:32,080
No, 'tis a knife, but I'll
gladly penetrate you with it.

1224
01:07:32,248 --> 01:07:33,874
Now look over
your shoulder.

1225
01:07:34,041 --> 01:07:36,042
Other shoulder.

1226
01:07:39,088 --> 01:07:40,714
Frightening.
Mmm-hmm.

1227
01:07:40,882 --> 01:07:44,259
We have you surrounded.
An animal in a cage.

1228
01:07:44,427 --> 01:07:46,094
Now sit.

1229
01:07:52,727 --> 01:07:56,688
So, who were those handsome
men you were talking to?

1230
01:07:56,772 --> 01:07:58,315
My contacts.

1231
01:07:58,399 --> 01:07:59,816
Mmm. By contacts
do you mean

1232
01:07:59,901 --> 01:08:02,611
men you trick into liking
you so you can fuck them over?

1233
01:08:02,695 --> 01:08:03,987
What are you
talking about?

1234
01:08:04,071 --> 01:08:05,113
You know what
I'm talking about.

1235
01:08:05,198 --> 01:08:06,698
The compass.
Hand it over now.

1236
01:08:06,866 --> 01:08:08,241
You lied.
It does nothing.

1237
01:08:08,493 --> 01:08:11,369
Maybe if you would've gone to
the Wize Wizard like we did,

1238
01:08:11,454 --> 01:08:15,081
he could have explained to you
that it only works in sunlight.

1239
01:08:15,249 --> 01:08:16,500
Really?

1240
01:08:16,584 --> 01:08:18,418
Shit, I shouldn't
have told you that.

1241
01:08:18,544 --> 01:08:20,295
Isn't the Wize Wizard
a pervert?

1242
01:08:20,379 --> 01:08:21,421
Yes.

1243
01:08:21,923 --> 01:08:23,757
Sadly, I think he
molested my brother.

1244
01:08:24,258 --> 01:08:25,509
That's unfortunate.

1245
01:08:25,593 --> 01:08:27,969
Enough of your sympathy.
The compass. Give it.

1246
01:08:28,137 --> 01:08:30,096
I need it
to destroy Leezar.

1247
01:08:30,264 --> 01:08:31,556
Your quest is
to kill Leezar?

1248
01:08:31,724 --> 01:08:34,601
Yes. My family is the
order of the Golden Knights.

1249
01:08:34,769 --> 01:08:37,812
We're sworn to obstruct the
prophecy of the dragon eclipse.

1250
01:08:38,231 --> 01:08:39,648
That's what
the Golden Knights do?

1251
01:08:39,815 --> 01:08:41,691
It is my legacy
to stop anyone

1252
01:08:41,776 --> 01:08:43,735
who wants to fuck
to make dragons.

1253
01:08:43,903 --> 01:08:46,905
Yuck. Well, that's the same
thing we're trying to do.

1254
01:08:46,989 --> 01:08:49,157
Why would you hinder us
and steal the compass?

1255
01:08:49,283 --> 01:08:51,660
His mothers sent my
brothers to their death.

1256
01:08:51,869 --> 01:08:53,620
I must stop Leezar
and I can't afford

1257
01:08:53,704 --> 01:08:55,163
to let anyone get
in my way.

1258
01:08:55,289 --> 01:08:57,791
Least of all,
a slob and his boy.

1259
01:08:57,959 --> 01:08:59,876
Guess what?
I despise you.

1260
01:08:59,961 --> 01:09:01,962
You're a bully
and a whore.

1261
01:09:02,129 --> 01:09:03,922
Now give me
the compass now.

1262
01:09:04,090 --> 01:09:05,090
And if I don't?

1263
01:09:05,174 --> 01:09:06,216
Well,

1264
01:09:09,637 --> 01:09:11,304
then things will
get very nasty.

1265
01:09:11,472 --> 01:09:12,472
Oh, really?

1266
01:09:12,640 --> 01:09:14,182
Oh, really.

1267
01:09:17,728 --> 01:09:18,728
Shit!

1268
01:09:22,316 --> 01:09:23,441
Oh, shit!

1269
01:09:26,445 --> 01:09:28,321
Oh! God! Courtney,
fucking do something.

1270
01:09:28,489 --> 01:09:29,823
Your Highness!

1271
01:09:29,991 --> 01:09:30,991
Excuse me.

1272
01:09:31,158 --> 01:09:32,158
What the fuck?

1273
01:09:38,165 --> 01:09:39,541
Take that shit outside!

1274
01:09:42,587 --> 01:09:43,670
Oh, sorry.

1275
01:09:53,180 --> 01:09:54,264
Hello.

1276
01:10:29,383 --> 01:10:31,968
Thank you for the
hospitality, gentlemen.

1277
01:10:32,053 --> 01:10:33,511
That didn't
really go as planned.

1278
01:10:33,596 --> 01:10:35,138
She's gone and now
so is the compass.

1279
01:10:35,222 --> 01:10:36,931
She is, indeed,
gone, sir.

1280
01:10:37,099 --> 01:10:39,893
The compass,
however, is right here.

1281
01:10:39,977 --> 01:10:41,645
Courtney, my good man.

1282
01:10:42,855 --> 01:10:44,022
How did you do it?

1283
01:10:44,106 --> 01:10:45,315
Before your father
bought me,

1284
01:10:45,399 --> 01:10:48,652
I was a sex slave for a
band of gypsies in the north

1285
01:10:48,736 --> 01:10:52,030
and they taught me a thing
or two about sleight-of-hand.

1286
01:10:52,239 --> 01:10:53,740
Oh, you.

1287
01:10:53,908 --> 01:10:55,575
Now you see me,
now you don't.

1288
01:10:56,118 --> 01:10:57,160
Delicious.

1289
01:11:00,039 --> 01:11:01,706
I can't wait
to see the look

1290
01:11:01,791 --> 01:11:04,501
on Fabious' silly face
when he sees this.

1291
01:11:04,585 --> 01:11:05,585
Clear!

1292
01:11:10,591 --> 01:11:11,633
Fabious.

1293
01:11:11,717 --> 01:11:13,385
What do we do?

1294
01:11:13,928 --> 01:11:15,095
I'll tell you what we do.

1295
01:11:15,221 --> 01:11:18,390
We will steal a steed and we
will ride to the next town.

1296
01:11:18,599 --> 01:11:20,225
We become ghosts,
start a brand new life,

1297
01:11:20,309 --> 01:11:22,686
one where you still serve
me. And we're stable boys,

1298
01:11:22,770 --> 01:11:24,396
and we bed the fickle
wives of farmers.

1299
01:11:24,480 --> 01:11:25,689
What about Fabious?

1300
01:11:25,773 --> 01:11:26,898
Oh, Fabious.

1301
01:11:27,066 --> 01:11:28,316
We'll remember him fondly.

1302
01:11:28,401 --> 01:11:30,985
I really think we should
try and rescue him.

1303
01:11:31,070 --> 01:11:33,321
But, how, Courtney? You
are weak, and I am hungry.

1304
01:11:34,490 --> 01:11:37,784
You deceitful pricks. You
stole the compass from me.

1305
01:11:37,952 --> 01:11:40,370
Who? I didn't.
Courtney did.

1306
01:11:40,454 --> 01:11:42,205
Please have mercy
on us, lady warrior.

1307
01:11:42,790 --> 01:11:45,417
Fabious has been captured
by Leezar and his men.

1308
01:11:45,584 --> 01:11:47,168
He was captured?

1309
01:11:47,253 --> 01:11:48,336
Yes.

1310
01:11:48,671 --> 01:11:51,423
We got into
a huge swordfight

1311
01:11:51,590 --> 01:11:53,383
and we were able
to escape

1312
01:11:53,467 --> 01:11:55,343
and he was not.

1313
01:11:55,469 --> 01:11:57,345
I know how
you're feeling inside.

1314
01:11:57,513 --> 01:11:58,555
As if you cannot rest

1315
01:11:58,639 --> 01:12:02,350
until you destroy those
who harmed your family.

1316
01:12:02,435 --> 01:12:06,271
You want to skin them alive
then wear their flesh as a cape

1317
01:12:06,355 --> 01:12:09,441
as you dance around
their convulsing corpses.

1318
01:12:10,818 --> 01:12:11,818
Yes, of course.

1319
01:12:11,902 --> 01:12:12,986
Yes.

1320
01:12:13,154 --> 01:12:15,196
That feeling is
all too familiar.

1321
01:12:15,489 --> 01:12:16,823
It's been burning
in my beaver

1322
01:12:16,907 --> 01:12:19,075
since the day
I lost my brothers.

1323
01:12:19,493 --> 01:12:21,035
We've had
our differences,

1324
01:12:21,704 --> 01:12:23,246
but if we work together,

1325
01:12:23,330 --> 01:12:26,291
we can save your brother,
avenge my family,

1326
01:12:26,459 --> 01:12:29,335
and destroy Leezar
once and for all.

1327
01:12:30,171 --> 01:12:32,839
This woman is mad.

1328
01:12:52,401 --> 01:12:54,319
I believe we found
our labyrinth.

1329
01:12:54,737 --> 01:12:58,031
Where? The compass has
led us to a dead end.

1330
01:12:58,199 --> 01:13:00,158
Shall we return home?

1331
01:13:00,326 --> 01:13:02,243
It appears as though there's
something written here

1332
01:13:02,328 --> 01:13:04,162
in the language of
the Highland Dwarf.

1333
01:13:04,538 --> 01:13:05,830
I can't read it.

1334
01:13:05,998 --> 01:13:10,543
Sir, you're well-versed in the
Highland Dwarf language, aren't you?

1335
01:13:10,878 --> 01:13:13,046
You read Dwarf,
Thadeous?

1336
01:13:13,214 --> 01:13:16,090
I have had encounters
with those people, yes.

1337
01:13:16,258 --> 01:13:18,843
Really? Well, then
what does it say?

1338
01:13:19,595 --> 01:13:21,054
Fucker.

1339
01:13:29,563 --> 01:13:30,939
It's nonsense.

1340
01:13:31,106 --> 01:13:34,859
It says, "What leads you
here will lead you there. "

1341
01:13:34,944 --> 01:13:36,194
It's rubbish.

1342
01:13:36,278 --> 01:13:37,862
Highland Dwarves
are a silly culture.

1343
01:13:37,947 --> 01:13:41,032
Oftentimes they speak and I have
no idea what they're talking about.

1344
01:13:43,744 --> 01:13:44,911
What is she doing?

1345
01:13:45,246 --> 01:13:46,663
Perfect fit.

1346
01:14:07,601 --> 01:14:08,685
You coming?

1347
01:14:53,147 --> 01:14:54,731
What is that
foul stench?

1348
01:14:55,941 --> 01:14:57,525
What was that noise?

1349
01:14:57,693 --> 01:15:01,321
I don't know, Courtney.
But I don't like this.

1350
01:15:11,874 --> 01:15:14,334
I fear we're
not alone in here.

1351
01:15:37,399 --> 01:15:40,026
What is that thing?
I don't know, but run!

1352
01:15:44,198 --> 01:15:45,406
Isabel!

1353
01:15:51,872 --> 01:15:53,373
Sir?

1354
01:15:53,749 --> 01:15:55,667
Help! Your Highness!

1355
01:15:55,751 --> 01:15:57,251
Courtney!

1356
01:15:57,419 --> 01:15:58,461
Thadeous!

1357
01:15:58,712 --> 01:16:00,463
Isabel!

1358
01:16:00,547 --> 01:16:03,216
Companions,
where are you?

1359
01:16:05,719 --> 01:16:08,596
Courtney! Hello?

1360
01:16:08,764 --> 01:16:10,056
Thadeous!

1361
01:16:16,230 --> 01:16:17,313
Where are you, sire?

1362
01:17:10,075 --> 01:17:13,119
This is the Blade
of Unicorn?

1363
01:17:13,287 --> 01:17:15,163
It's just bones.

1364
01:17:20,919 --> 01:17:22,962
You've found it.

1365
01:17:24,006 --> 01:17:25,757
Who said that?

1366
01:17:26,258 --> 01:17:31,179
'Tis I, the soul of this maze
and protector of the blade.

1367
01:17:31,346 --> 01:17:33,097
'Tis my duty to ensure

1368
01:17:33,182 --> 01:17:37,477
only a true hero carries
the blade from this tomb.

1369
01:17:37,561 --> 01:17:38,728
Okay.

1370
01:17:38,812 --> 01:17:40,897
Say, for instance,
a man entered here

1371
01:17:40,981 --> 01:17:43,066
by accident who
wasn't a true hero.

1372
01:17:43,150 --> 01:17:44,859
What would happen
to him?

1373
01:17:44,985 --> 01:17:46,527
Death.

1374
01:17:47,154 --> 01:17:48,488
I see. Well,

1375
01:17:48,989 --> 01:17:50,531
I am no true hero.

1376
01:17:50,699 --> 01:17:55,036
So I would like to just place
the sword back where I found it,

1377
01:17:55,204 --> 01:17:58,498
and then I will go my way,
and you won't kill me,

1378
01:17:58,665 --> 01:18:00,374
and that will
be that, okay?

1379
01:18:00,542 --> 01:18:01,793
Go?

1380
01:18:01,960 --> 01:18:04,378
Where would
you like to go?

1381
01:18:08,133 --> 01:18:09,300
Is that...

1382
01:18:09,384 --> 01:18:11,135
Your home.

1383
01:18:11,303 --> 01:18:14,639
Okay, well, I would surely
go there. That would be fine.

1384
01:18:14,765 --> 01:18:17,433
Shall I just slide the
sword back into the thingy,

1385
01:18:17,518 --> 01:18:19,644
or place it gently
upon the ground?

1386
01:18:19,728 --> 01:18:21,771
And if I told you
that your brother

1387
01:18:21,939 --> 01:18:24,690
will die without the
help of this blade,

1388
01:18:24,775 --> 01:18:27,568
would you still walk
through that door?

1389
01:18:27,653 --> 01:18:30,363
Without the blade, Fabious
will be helpless against Leezar.

1390
01:18:31,573 --> 01:18:34,158
Shut your magical hole.
Why are you showing me this?

1391
01:18:34,243 --> 01:18:36,869
It's what you wanted,
is it not?

1392
01:18:37,246 --> 01:18:38,538
Your brother gone.

1393
01:18:38,664 --> 01:18:40,998
You'll be king
of all the land.

1394
01:18:41,458 --> 01:18:43,668
Think of the power,

1395
01:18:43,836 --> 01:18:47,630
the women, the bush, the
sticky-icky, the honeypots.

1396
01:18:47,798 --> 01:18:51,008
Well, it would be nice
to be king.

1397
01:18:51,176 --> 01:18:55,221
And all you have to do
is forget about the blade.

1398
01:18:55,389 --> 01:19:00,685
Leave it where you found it and
never think of this place again.

1399
01:19:03,188 --> 01:19:07,692
That's very sweet but I
am not a female Minotaur.

1400
01:19:07,776 --> 01:19:09,193
Ow!

1401
01:19:10,362 --> 01:19:12,280
His worm
is tickling me.

1402
01:19:18,036 --> 01:19:19,412
Get off of me!

1403
01:19:20,414 --> 01:19:22,290
I'm not enjoying this!

1404
01:19:23,876 --> 01:19:25,209
Get off me.

1405
01:19:40,642 --> 01:19:41,642
Whew!

1406
01:19:57,242 --> 01:19:59,243
Did you just see that?

1407
01:19:59,411 --> 01:20:02,079
I came back for you all!
I saved you!

1408
01:20:02,206 --> 01:20:03,748
What, you were going
to leave us?

1409
01:20:04,374 --> 01:20:06,250
No, of course not.

1410
01:20:06,752 --> 01:20:08,794
Is that the...

1411
01:20:08,879 --> 01:20:10,296
Blade of Unicorn?

1412
01:20:10,631 --> 01:20:13,716
Yes, my companions, it is.

1413
01:20:13,884 --> 01:20:15,259
It's so beautiful.

1414
01:20:15,427 --> 01:20:18,095
It's very, very sharp.

1415
01:20:20,265 --> 01:20:22,308
Come here, you silly.

1416
01:20:24,978 --> 01:20:26,979
What are you doing?

1417
01:20:27,147 --> 01:20:31,776
I was just trying to cut this
horn as a souvenir of my kill,

1418
01:20:31,944 --> 01:20:33,861
but it's proving to
be a bit of a bitch.

1419
01:20:35,113 --> 01:20:38,324
You can never sever
the horn of a Minotaur.

1420
01:20:38,450 --> 01:20:39,450
Hmm.

1421
01:20:46,625 --> 01:20:48,042
Only a champion man

1422
01:20:48,126 --> 01:20:51,045
would hold the Blade
of Unicorn in his hands.

1423
01:20:51,129 --> 01:20:54,340
And I, Thadeous,
am that man.

1424
01:20:55,509 --> 01:20:57,510
I have seen the pain
in my reflection

1425
01:20:57,594 --> 01:21:01,347
And watched the strength
of my brother, unflinching.

1426
01:21:02,683 --> 01:21:04,642
My quest is one of love,

1427
01:21:04,810 --> 01:21:08,312
but also in this moment of
forgiveness, of redemption,

1428
01:21:08,480 --> 01:21:10,773
even amongst
the smallest of foes.

1429
01:21:18,824 --> 01:21:20,866
My path has been unstable

1430
01:21:20,951 --> 01:21:24,912
but my conviction is born to
damn the fuckers who doubted me.

1431
01:21:24,997 --> 01:21:27,373
To lessen the assholes
who tested me.

1432
01:21:36,008 --> 01:21:38,175
To right what is wrong.

1433
01:21:39,011 --> 01:21:42,847
To restore faith
that has long been lost.

1434
01:21:43,015 --> 01:21:45,975
And to rise to great heights
even beyond my own legend

1435
01:21:46,059 --> 01:21:49,228
as a great cocksmith,
master pintsman,

1436
01:21:49,313 --> 01:21:54,066
and stunningly handsome prince
of light in these dark Dark Ages.

1437
01:21:56,361 --> 01:21:57,945
True trials await,

1438
01:21:58,030 --> 01:22:00,114
and I will greet thee
with the hammer of my fist

1439
01:22:00,198 --> 01:22:02,992
and the slide
of my sword.

1440
01:22:04,202 --> 01:22:07,371
As the fog clears, I will
follow the voice that guides me.

1441
01:22:07,456 --> 01:22:11,917
My love,
my heart, my gods.

1442
01:22:12,044 --> 01:22:13,878
The time is now!

1443
01:22:13,962 --> 01:22:16,297
Let us quest!

1444
01:22:17,507 --> 01:22:21,719
At long last, I have
you firmly in my grasp.

1445
01:22:21,887 --> 01:22:24,388
The pesky Prince Fabious.

1446
01:22:24,556 --> 01:22:27,808
The little sneak who
time and time again

1447
01:22:27,893 --> 01:22:29,810
has foiled every one
of my plots.

1448
01:22:30,187 --> 01:22:32,855
Who has slain
every one of my beasts.

1449
01:22:33,023 --> 01:22:36,067
Who has bested me
without fail until now.

1450
01:22:36,234 --> 01:22:39,904
Do what you will to me.
But unhand my love.

1451
01:22:40,238 --> 01:22:42,281
Let Belladonna go!

1452
01:22:42,407 --> 01:22:44,116
Cast your glance
heavenward

1453
01:22:44,242 --> 01:22:47,912
and know that when the ceiling
parts, and the moons align,

1454
01:22:48,163 --> 01:22:51,248
I will be
entering your love.

1455
01:22:51,375 --> 01:22:53,417
Sacrilege!
You wretched wizard.

1456
01:22:53,585 --> 01:22:57,338
My mothers have already
moistened Belladonna for foreplay.

1457
01:22:57,506 --> 01:23:00,007
You'll excuse me
if I take my leave.

1458
01:23:01,593 --> 01:23:03,094
I shall kill you!

1459
01:23:03,720 --> 01:23:06,514
Julie, Julie,
get me out of here.

1460
01:23:06,598 --> 01:23:08,516
Leezar has
a hold of your mind.

1461
01:23:08,600 --> 01:23:10,518
He has allowed me
to get even with you.

1462
01:23:11,103 --> 01:23:13,687
For too long you
and your family

1463
01:23:13,772 --> 01:23:15,981
have treated me
like an employee.

1464
01:23:16,525 --> 01:23:18,526
Yeah, you were my slave.

1465
01:23:19,152 --> 01:23:21,028
Yes, well not anymore.

1466
01:23:21,113 --> 01:23:23,280
Boremont, my comrade.

1467
01:23:23,365 --> 01:23:25,699
Please,
get me out of here.

1468
01:23:25,784 --> 01:23:30,371
If Leezar wins tonight, the entire
world will tumble into darkness.

1469
01:23:30,455 --> 01:23:32,957
My heart has soured
on this world long ago.

1470
01:23:33,417 --> 01:23:36,001
Perhaps a regime change
is just what it's needed.

1471
01:23:36,128 --> 01:23:39,797
Boremont, you gave your hand for
me. Now you're taking my heart.

1472
01:23:40,006 --> 01:23:42,425
We used to have
fucking picnics together.

1473
01:23:42,592 --> 01:23:44,677
Remember when we crossed
swords and touched tips?

1474
01:23:45,137 --> 01:23:46,220
Do you remember?

1475
01:23:46,430 --> 01:23:48,514
Look at me, Boremont!

1476
01:23:48,765 --> 01:23:50,224
Don't do this.

1477
01:23:50,725 --> 01:23:52,476
Anyway, so that
you don't feel like

1478
01:23:52,561 --> 01:23:54,270
you're missing out
on any of the fun,

1479
01:23:54,354 --> 01:23:57,606
let me introduce you
to my friend, Timotay.

1480
01:23:58,024 --> 01:24:00,317
As Leezar
enters Belladonna,

1481
01:24:00,402 --> 01:24:03,237
he will lower you
onto that spike,

1482
01:24:03,321 --> 01:24:06,490
thereby giving you
a good poking as well.

1483
01:24:07,075 --> 01:24:09,201
Belladonna, I love you!

1484
01:24:25,093 --> 01:24:26,510
All right.

1485
01:24:26,678 --> 01:24:30,097
Well, seeing that I did the bulk
of the work in the labyrinth,

1486
01:24:30,182 --> 01:24:32,975
perhaps it's one of your
turns to lead the way now.

1487
01:24:33,059 --> 01:24:35,895
Step back, new friends.
I'll lead the way.

1488
01:24:36,062 --> 01:24:38,522
For tonight,
evil has met its match.

1489
01:24:38,690 --> 01:24:42,526
Fantastic! Thank
you again for coming.

1490
01:24:46,114 --> 01:24:47,198
Oh!

1491
01:24:51,828 --> 01:24:52,995
God.

1492
01:24:53,788 --> 01:24:55,706
Wow, right out
of the gate.

1493
01:24:55,790 --> 01:24:58,292
We should proceed
with a bit more caution.

1494
01:24:58,460 --> 01:24:59,877
Let go of me!

1495
01:25:00,253 --> 01:25:03,714
You foul witches!
I hate you all.

1496
01:25:03,882 --> 01:25:05,299
Stop laughing.

1497
01:25:05,383 --> 01:25:06,842
Silence!

1498
01:25:06,968 --> 01:25:08,552
Let me go!

1499
01:25:09,012 --> 01:25:12,640
I shall be unable to have sex
with her with all that shrieking.

1500
01:25:12,724 --> 01:25:15,351
If it's obedience
that you want,

1501
01:25:15,435 --> 01:25:17,186
we will put her
under a spell.

1502
01:25:18,522 --> 01:25:19,813
She will surrender.

1503
01:25:19,898 --> 01:25:21,524
Obey.

1504
01:25:30,408 --> 01:25:32,826
Let it begin.

1505
01:26:08,280 --> 01:26:10,489
The winch, Courtney.

1506
01:26:10,574 --> 01:26:12,116
Brother!
What are you doing here?

1507
01:26:12,659 --> 01:26:13,784
We came
to rescue you.

1508
01:26:13,868 --> 01:26:14,952
You did?

1509
01:26:15,036 --> 01:26:16,495
Yes! Are you surprised?

1510
01:26:16,955 --> 01:26:17,955
Yes!

1511
01:26:18,039 --> 01:26:20,291
Courtney, you're
still alive! Isabel!

1512
01:26:21,710 --> 01:26:23,836
All right. Great.

1513
01:26:24,004 --> 01:26:26,171
We haven't much time!
Let's get weapons.

1514
01:26:26,339 --> 01:26:28,882
Fabious, there's something
else I should tell you.

1515
01:26:28,967 --> 01:26:30,050
What?

1516
01:26:30,135 --> 01:26:32,344
I would never let your
true love come to harm.

1517
01:26:33,138 --> 01:26:36,640
I present you with
the Blade of Unicorn.

1518
01:26:37,309 --> 01:26:39,852
Brother,
it is beautiful.

1519
01:26:40,770 --> 01:26:43,272
And Your Highness, please
forgive my deception.

1520
01:26:43,440 --> 01:26:45,441
Our two quests
now work as one.

1521
01:26:46,318 --> 01:26:47,735
Nice.

1522
01:26:47,902 --> 01:26:49,612
We're in this together, sir.

1523
01:26:50,113 --> 01:26:51,530
Yes.

1524
01:26:53,366 --> 01:26:54,491
Simon!

1525
01:26:59,873 --> 01:27:02,082
Now mine eyes
have seen it all.

1526
01:27:02,250 --> 01:27:05,210
'Tis only a truce.
Courtney had him restored.

1527
01:27:05,378 --> 01:27:06,879
He manipulated
me into friendship

1528
01:27:06,963 --> 01:27:08,881
by tugging
at my heartstrings.

1529
01:27:10,967 --> 01:27:11,925
Right.

1530
01:27:12,010 --> 01:27:13,135
What's he saying?

1531
01:27:13,595 --> 01:27:16,472
It seems the way is more
treacherous than I thought.

1532
01:27:16,556 --> 01:27:18,807
I cannot ask you
to come with me.

1533
01:27:18,975 --> 01:27:21,935
I know you do not expect
much from me, Fabious.

1534
01:27:22,020 --> 01:27:24,146
But I will stand
with you on this night.

1535
01:27:24,439 --> 01:27:27,941
Is this the same brother
that would not be my best man?

1536
01:27:28,610 --> 01:27:31,737
I did not deserve
to be your best man.

1537
01:27:32,113 --> 01:27:34,156
You do now.

1538
01:27:37,911 --> 01:27:40,579
We can finish this whenever
you maidens are ready.

1539
01:27:42,332 --> 01:27:43,749
Ready!

1540
01:28:27,794 --> 01:28:28,836
The time is nigh!

1541
01:28:28,920 --> 01:28:30,087
The moons are
about to align.

1542
01:28:37,011 --> 01:28:38,721
Intruders!

1543
01:28:39,347 --> 01:28:42,391
Prepare to be fist-fucked
by two brothers at once.

1544
01:28:45,854 --> 01:28:48,981
You're too late!
The fuckening has begun.

1545
01:28:49,149 --> 01:28:50,941
Get him!

1546
01:28:54,028 --> 01:28:55,112
You shit!

1547
01:28:55,238 --> 01:28:56,280
Kill them!

1548
01:29:30,940 --> 01:29:33,358
Why is she
making these noises?

1549
01:29:44,579 --> 01:29:45,621
Courtney!

1550
01:29:55,715 --> 01:29:56,840
Boremont!

1551
01:29:58,426 --> 01:29:59,468
Bastard!

1552
01:30:02,722 --> 01:30:04,097
Thadeous!

1553
01:30:04,432 --> 01:30:05,974
I'm not stiffening!

1554
01:30:06,142 --> 01:30:08,018
I'm just not
attracted to you.

1555
01:30:08,186 --> 01:30:09,228
Fuck me!

1556
01:30:11,439 --> 01:30:12,564
Love me!

1557
01:30:24,619 --> 01:30:26,203
Adiós, motherfucker!

1558
01:30:26,579 --> 01:30:27,704
Teamwork!

1559
01:30:58,695 --> 01:31:01,697
God, I never wanted it to
end like this, old friend.

1560
01:31:02,073 --> 01:31:04,658
Master Fabious.

1561
01:31:04,826 --> 01:31:06,869
I loved you!

1562
01:31:08,538 --> 01:31:11,081
I loved you, too,
Boremont.

1563
01:31:11,165 --> 01:31:12,749
As only a knight
can love a knight.

1564
01:31:12,834 --> 01:31:13,917
No.

1565
01:31:14,961 --> 01:31:17,254
I loved you

1566
01:31:17,338 --> 01:31:20,841
as a man loves
another man.

1567
01:31:22,927 --> 01:31:24,136
Oh.

1568
01:31:41,112 --> 01:31:42,529
Jumping!

1569
01:32:17,523 --> 01:32:19,024
Quick! We must hurry!

1570
01:32:19,192 --> 01:32:22,027
What? No, no, don't
suck that! That's dead!

1571
01:32:42,924 --> 01:32:45,592
Next time you want to smash
a bloodline of knights,

1572
01:32:45,760 --> 01:32:47,386
make sure you
kill all of them!

1573
01:32:47,804 --> 01:32:48,971
We did!

1574
01:32:49,222 --> 01:32:51,598
You forgot
about their sister.

1575
01:33:08,658 --> 01:33:10,409
Thadeous!
What are you doing here?

1576
01:33:10,576 --> 01:33:12,327
I'm trying to rescue you.
We must hurry!

1577
01:33:12,412 --> 01:33:14,663
Step away
from my virgin.

1578
01:33:17,458 --> 01:33:19,084
She's my brother's virgin.

1579
01:33:19,419 --> 01:33:21,628
If you want to fuck her,

1580
01:33:21,796 --> 01:33:23,880
you'll have to
fuck me first.

1581
01:33:27,552 --> 01:33:29,261
It would be
my pleasure.

1582
01:33:31,347 --> 01:33:32,806
Stop!

1583
01:33:33,016 --> 01:33:34,391
It's over.

1584
01:33:34,559 --> 01:33:37,477
Take your last breath
with nobility.

1585
01:33:39,355 --> 01:33:41,690
You fool.

1586
01:33:41,858 --> 01:33:45,152
I cannot be slain
by mortal blade.

1587
01:33:45,319 --> 01:33:46,528
One must possess
the powerful...

1588
01:33:46,612 --> 01:33:47,821
I know.

1589
01:33:48,573 --> 01:33:50,115
Blade of Unicorn.

1590
01:33:51,409 --> 01:33:52,826
It's not possible.

1591
01:34:42,668 --> 01:34:44,085
My love.

1592
01:34:55,807 --> 01:34:57,307
Think I'm beginning
to like the feel

1593
01:34:57,391 --> 01:35:00,602
of blood and filth
upon these fingers.

1594
01:35:00,770 --> 01:35:02,646
Perhaps I will
never bathe again.

1595
01:35:04,106 --> 01:35:05,899
Unless, of course,
there were a bitch

1596
01:35:05,983 --> 01:35:07,943
brave enough to
bathe beside me.

1597
01:35:08,194 --> 01:35:09,778
You fought with honor.

1598
01:35:09,862 --> 01:35:12,906
Why don't you treat yourself
and take rest at our castle?

1599
01:35:12,990 --> 01:35:16,993
We've all the slaves, pickles and
servants one could ever desire.

1600
01:35:17,495 --> 01:35:19,329
We have dancing bears,
Orientals

1601
01:35:19,413 --> 01:35:21,414
and all the berries
you care to pick.

1602
01:35:22,124 --> 01:35:24,793
I wish I could,
but I never rest.

1603
01:35:24,877 --> 01:35:28,046
There's yet another quest that
calls me to the Western Marshes.

1604
01:35:28,130 --> 01:35:29,422
I must surprise
a band of thieves

1605
01:35:29,507 --> 01:35:33,009
and burn them alive one by
one in a symphony of shrieks.

1606
01:35:34,303 --> 01:35:36,847
I will not forget you,
Prince.

1607
01:35:36,931 --> 01:35:38,640
Nor will I.

1608
01:35:43,855 --> 01:35:46,565
Here. To remember me. Oh.

1609
01:35:46,983 --> 01:35:49,526
I don't want that
thing touching me.

1610
01:35:49,861 --> 01:35:51,444
Say hello.
Ooh.

1611
01:35:51,529 --> 01:35:52,529
No.

1612
01:35:52,697 --> 01:35:54,114
I fucking killed
this dick. Take it.

1613
01:35:54,198 --> 01:35:55,365
No, it's yours.

1614
01:35:55,658 --> 01:35:58,243
I cannot accept
another warrior's trophy.

1615
01:35:58,494 --> 01:35:59,744
Courtney, take my dick.

1616
01:35:59,829 --> 01:36:01,204
With pleasure, sir.

1617
01:36:01,664 --> 01:36:03,206
Till we meet again.

1618
01:36:21,684 --> 01:36:23,184
Is thou all right,
Brother?

1619
01:36:46,626 --> 01:36:48,376
I love you.

1620
01:36:49,170 --> 01:36:50,879
I love you, too.

1621
01:37:02,308 --> 01:37:04,100
They're cheering
for you.

1622
01:37:04,226 --> 01:37:05,894
They're cheering
for all of us.

1623
01:37:06,270 --> 01:37:07,896
Even for me?

1624
01:37:08,314 --> 01:37:10,315
Especially you, Brother.

1625
01:37:31,045 --> 01:37:33,046
I'm proud of you, son.

1626
01:37:33,297 --> 01:37:35,298
You saved
the entire land.

1627
01:37:35,383 --> 01:37:37,133
Not a bad run
for a first quest.

1628
01:37:37,301 --> 01:37:40,095
Well, I would be remiss
to say I did it alone.

1629
01:37:40,179 --> 01:37:42,138
Fabious did help
where he could.

1630
01:37:42,223 --> 01:37:43,223
Hmm.
Hmm.

1631
01:37:43,307 --> 01:37:44,766
I'm sure.

1632
01:37:57,279 --> 01:37:59,948
Finally. Alone.

1633
01:38:07,206 --> 01:38:11,584
Hello, there.
Cock-a-doodle-do.

1634
01:38:11,711 --> 01:38:13,169
Ah, Isabel.

1635
01:38:13,254 --> 01:38:14,379
Brother?

1636
01:38:14,463 --> 01:38:15,797
Yes?

1637
01:38:15,881 --> 01:38:17,298
Am I interrupting
something?

1638
01:38:17,383 --> 01:38:19,551
Nothing, I was
preparing for bedtime

1639
01:38:19,635 --> 01:38:22,303
and just looking at the
oils that Father gave me.

1640
01:38:22,388 --> 01:38:24,806
Ah! I know
what you're doing!

1641
01:38:24,974 --> 01:38:26,099
No, you don't.

1642
01:38:27,685 --> 01:38:30,228
Well, seeing you by yourself at
the wedding didn't seem right.

1643
01:38:30,396 --> 01:38:33,189
So, I've brought
you someone.

1644
01:38:33,482 --> 01:38:35,525
Someone I know you've
been missing... Isabel?

1645
01:38:35,609 --> 01:38:37,736
...and who's been
missing you.

1646
01:38:37,903 --> 01:38:40,155
I brought you Steven!

1647
01:38:40,489 --> 01:38:41,740
Oh.

1648
01:38:42,158 --> 01:38:44,409
I went on a mini-quest
and I found him for you.

1649
01:38:45,202 --> 01:38:48,038
Well, that was

1650
01:38:49,749 --> 01:38:51,958
very nice of you,
Fabious. Thank you.

1651
01:38:52,126 --> 01:38:54,544
I had so much fun on
our adventure together.

1652
01:38:54,712 --> 01:38:58,006
Yes, I know. You have told
me 15 fucking times now.

1653
01:39:01,635 --> 01:39:04,137
Well, I'm off to sleep
with Belladonna.

1654
01:39:04,221 --> 01:39:05,305
I'm a little nervous.

1655
01:39:05,389 --> 01:39:06,473
Don't be.

1656
01:39:06,557 --> 01:39:09,434
Just swing your cock with the
same strength you swing your sword,

1657
01:39:09,518 --> 01:39:11,394
and I'm sure
all will be fine.

1658
01:39:12,563 --> 01:39:15,190
All right.
Sweet dreams, Brother.

1659
01:39:15,816 --> 01:39:17,817
Sweet dreams.

1660
01:39:18,903 --> 01:39:20,528
Steven.

1661
01:39:21,113 --> 01:39:25,658
Well, I'm going to put you in the
corner now while I strum my filthies.

1662
01:39:25,743 --> 01:39:27,744
Come, come, Steven.

1663
01:39:29,705 --> 01:39:31,706
Here we go.

1664
01:39:34,627 --> 01:39:36,044
Isabel.

1665
01:39:36,128 --> 01:39:39,798
I was able to wrap things up in
the west quicker than I expected.

1666
01:39:39,882 --> 01:39:41,925
I've not been able to
stop thinking of you.

1667
01:39:42,259 --> 01:39:45,762
What a coincidence. I was just
about to finish thinking of you.

1668
01:39:53,771 --> 01:39:56,606
Wait.
Before we go any further,

1669
01:39:56,690 --> 01:39:58,024
there's something
I have to show you.

1670
01:39:58,109 --> 01:40:00,068
What?

1671
01:40:00,694 --> 01:40:02,278
What the hell is that?

1672
01:40:02,363 --> 01:40:03,780
It's a chastity belt

1673
01:40:03,906 --> 01:40:06,699
put upon me by
an evil witch long ago.

1674
01:40:06,784 --> 01:40:09,119
She now roams the snow
mountains of Shahmir.

1675
01:40:09,870 --> 01:40:11,287
If I can defeat her,

1676
01:40:11,372 --> 01:40:14,124
the curse will be broken,
the belt will fall free.

1677
01:40:14,792 --> 01:40:16,042
So in order for us
to make love,

1678
01:40:16,127 --> 01:40:20,004
we have to track down an evil
and, I'm assuming, dangerous witch?

1679
01:40:20,089 --> 01:40:21,589
Exactly.

1680
01:40:23,342 --> 01:40:24,342
Hmm.

1681
01:40:26,470 --> 01:40:28,596
We would have to
do this right now?

1682
01:40:28,681 --> 01:40:30,223
If you don't want
to join me,

1683
01:40:30,307 --> 01:40:32,392
I could just take care
of it myself.

1684
01:40:33,060 --> 01:40:36,104
No, of course I want to
come. We just got home.

1685
01:40:36,188 --> 01:40:37,522
I was hoping to
have a few hours

1686
01:40:37,606 --> 01:40:39,649
of just doing nothing,
perhaps just relaxing.

1687
01:40:39,733 --> 01:40:42,026
Let's just stay here
and snuggle.

1688
01:40:43,028 --> 01:40:44,112
Hmm.

1689
01:40:44,196 --> 01:40:47,615
No, fuck it.
Let's kill that bitch.

1690
01:40:48,305 --> 01:41:48,946
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