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What's going on, Hop?

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You back again.

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Oh sick.
Find a good one.

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Ten Tigers of Kwang Tung.
This is gold.

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Oh.. Bride with White Hair.
Chinese, no subtitles?

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Hop, do you have any
early Shaw Brothers?

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There's a guy who does leopard
style, I don't want...

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Leopard style, dragon style.
Fight to the air, fight on water.

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Crouching Tiger, Sprinting Monkey.

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I know you.  I'm not a white boy
who knows no kung fu.

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Kick their asses.
Get the girls.

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Only storage back here.

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Where did you get this?

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It was here when my grandfather
open the store hundred years ago.

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He waited for a man
to come and pick it up.

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Return to rightful owner.

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Man never came.

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My father took over the shop,
waited too, long time.

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Now me.

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That's a Northern Temple
style Bold Staff.

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Same kind the 13 monks used
to save the Tang Emperor.

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I have seen him before.
That exact one.

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I had dreams about it.
You know why?

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You watch too much Hong Kong movies.
Come, come on.

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I will give you five awesome
Bruce Lee movies.

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For a very 'sick' price.
You are the man, Hop.

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Jason.

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Hey.
What's up?

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Nothing much. Just,
you know, cruising.

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You went down to Chinatown.
What's up with that?

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Oh, Kung Fu.
Are you serious?

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Not supposed to talk about it.
Not under the Kung Fu code.

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Hey look. The new kid is
making time with the hoods.

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J boy, you still riding
this loser cruiser?

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You need to get a motor
for this shit.

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What do we have here?
Just some bootlegs. No big deal.

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Enter The Dragon.
The Bride with White Hair.

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Yes, it's actually very good.

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Come on, let him go.
He ain't a dog. He knows Kung Fu.

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What? You think you are Chinese?
You hanging out  with that Chink with a sitar.

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What's up with you?
Let's see some moves.

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Come on, come on. Let's see some
Kung Fu. Kung Fu master. Huh?

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Want some Tae Kwan Do?

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Hey Lupo. He is hanging out with
that old Chink. Cash his checks.

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You have ties with the old man?

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Shut up and do it.

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It's late Lenny.
He's probably gone home.

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He is not here.
Let's just go.

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Who's there? Kung Fu boy.
You're back for more good priced movies?

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I told you. Best deal in China town.
Come on in.

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Want some tea?
Flush those scum out.

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Yankees winning. Very bad.

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Who's with you?
Friends?

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Where do you keep the cash?

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I said, where do you keep
the cash?

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Come on old man!
Stay here.

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Found the Jack's box.

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Jesus, Lupo.
You shot him

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Take it.

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Must return to rightful owner.
Run.

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You see that Yo?
Did you see that?

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Beat him with that stick.

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Look, cool man. Just don't...
Did you see that?

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Calm down, Lupo. Hey, chill man,
come on. Put the gun down.

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Shut up! Maybe I pulled the trigger,
but we are all in this together.

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But this little cockroach,
he ain't one of us.

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Have some tea.
It'll help you to recover.

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Excuse me,
I don't know where I am.

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I don't know how I got here.
I remember falling...

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Old lady found you
lying in the river.

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We all thought you were dead.

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Let's go! Let's go!

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Running away?
Help me!

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Please let her go!

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Quick, go and grab hold
of that guy!

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Stop, stop!

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Drop what you are holding!

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Try to run and I'll kill you.
Come here!

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What is that you are holding?
Where are you from?

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This? You want this?

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Drop the staff if you want your life.

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Please Sirs, some money
to this poor drunkard.

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Get lost!

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Where did you get that staff?
I don't know what you're saying.

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Where did you find it?
I can't understand you.

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That is because you
are not listening.

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Behind you!

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I don't know where I am

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Or how I got here. And who are
those guys who wanted to kill me.

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Whatever you did
back there was sick.

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No, Drunken Fist.

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See Crook Kung Fu of the South.

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I am Lu Yang, travelling scholar.

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What land do you come from monk?

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I'm not a monk, I am Jason.

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Jason Tripitikas, from South Boston.

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Is this a dream?
No, where you came from is the dream.

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Through the gate of 'No-Gate'.

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Is that like a worm-hole or something?

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No, it means you're either a Zen Master
or you're carrying something very special.

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This?  - Was in a pawn shop
waiting for a man to pick it up, and ...

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return it to its rightful owner.

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What?

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It has long been fore-told,
that a seeker will come.

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To return the staff and end
the reign of the Jade Warlord.

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Return the staff to who?

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The Monkey King.

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Born of stone, on the mountain
of fruit and flowers.

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With his weapon in hand.

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His 'Chi' became like fire.
His stick fighting like magic.

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He defied the order of the land.

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But the Jade Army
could not defeat him.

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Monkey King crushed every
soldier sent to stop him.

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But with his magical staff,
he was unbeatable.

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Word of his disobedience travelled
within the Forbidden Kingdom.

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To the Five Elements Mountains,
land of the Immortals.

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Once every 500 years, the Jade
Emperor hosts the Peach Banquet.

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It is here that the Heavenly Ministers
gather to celebrate the longevity

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and drink the elixir of immortality.

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Into the banquet, the Monkey King
crashed un-invited.

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The Jade Emperor was enchanted
by the Monkey King

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But the Jade Warlord
was not amused.

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As Master of the Army,

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the Warlord demanded the
Monkey King bow down to him.

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He's a bit unrefined, that's all.

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Give the naughty monkey
a title and let him go.

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Satisfied all was well
in Heaven and Earth.

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The Supreme Emperor left to
begin his 500 years meditation.

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Leaving the Jade Warlord in charge
by mandate of Heaven.

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The Warlord challenged
the Monkey King to a duel.

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High above Five Elements Mountain.

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In the Warlord's Palace,
the battle of Immortals was fought.

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To prove once and for all,
whose skill was supreme.

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Most excellent stick fighting, Wukong.

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But without your weapon you
are nothing but a lonely hermit.

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No more weapons, no more 'Chi' magic.
Fist against fist.

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The Monkey King was too trusting
and believed the Warlord's words.

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Laying down his magic weapon.

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Realizing he was been tricked, the Monkey King
casted the staff out into the Middle Kingdom.

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Martial art is based
on deception, my friend.

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Being immortal the
Monkey King could not be killed.

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Only trapped in stone, where he
waits for the seeker from the prophecy,

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to return to him his great weapon
and finally free him.

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That's what I heard anyway,
a long time ago.

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How long has he been in prison?

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Five hundred years, give
or take a few decades.

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They say when the Monkey King is
freed the Jade Emperor will return.

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How do I get home?

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You must return the staff
to Five Elements Mountain.

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You must free the Monkey King.

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I can't free the Monkey King.
I got to get home.

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Innkeeper, more wine.
Don't you think you had one too many?

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Wine is my inspiration.
In some parts, I'm known as a poet.

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Cheers!

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In other parts,
I am known as the beggar.

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Old wife.

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Where did this come from?
From them.

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Officers, look what they're using to pay.
What is this?

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What do we do now?
How good is your Kung Fu?

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He who speaks, does not know.
He who knows, does not speak.

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Surely you are masterful.

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Where did you get that raben?
It's a fake.

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You can find anything these days
on the Silk Road.

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Out of the way, old fool.

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Hand it over.

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Hand over the raben
or die.

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Go!

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Help!

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Protect yourself.
What?

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Let's go.

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Thank you.

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Such a skilled child.
Are you from Northern Mountains?

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She's Golden Sparrow from the south.

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She does not think the Drunkard
Immortal needed his life saved.

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You're immortal?

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What did you run from child?

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Bounty hunters trying to stop her from
reaching the Five Elements Mountain.

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I suggest you keep riding west.

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And only stop to water your horses.

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You are not coming?
The journey to Five Elements Mountain,

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crosses barrens and desserts,
unspeakable dangers.

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Worst of all, no wine.

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His elixir.
Every Immortal has one.

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I am very sorry.
Without wine I will perish.

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You must understand this.

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No.
You must understand this.

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This is insane!

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Do you wish to get home?
Yes.

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Then listen well.
If you die here,

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you were be found dead
in the world you left behind.

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Do you understand?

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My jug is getting low.
I must say goodbye. Bye-bye.

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Lu... Wait!

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Let him go. You are the one
to return staff, not him.

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How good is your Kung Fu?

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00:29:28,460 --> 00:29:31,340
He's got no Kung Fu.
None!

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Lu, wait!

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Teach me.
Teach me to fight.

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Swing soft, cut harder,
at the same time.

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He's terrible.

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00:29:56,020 --> 00:29:58,350
I've been weed whacking
for two days now.

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While you sit on the horse
like the King of England.

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When are you going
to teach me Kung Fu.

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You want to learn Kung Fu?
Ya.

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I'll teach you Kung Fu.

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That's call strike.
Tomorrow, teach you block.

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Let's go.

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Swing soft, cut hard.

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You think you'll teach me
the no shadow kick?

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Oh, and the Buddha Palm Technique.

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00:30:49,330 --> 00:30:53,500
There's a guy in Virtua Fighter 2
who does the Buddha Palm Technique.

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00:30:54,400 --> 00:30:58,860
And he does the Iron Elbow.

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00:30:58,910 --> 00:31:01,440
And he does the
One Finger Death Touch.

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The cup's full. Stop!
Stop, it's full.

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00:31:05,100 --> 00:31:09,060
Exactly. How can you fill
your cup, if already full?

217
00:31:09,480 --> 00:31:13,200
How can you learn Kung Fu,
if already know so much?

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Know Shadow Kick, Buddha Palm.
Empty your cup.

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Hopeless.
It is hopeless.

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It is said that music is a bridge
between earth and heaven.

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It's beautiful.

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It belong to our mother.

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Lu Yang.

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Lu Yang!

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Lu Yang!

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Lu Yang!

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Sparrow!

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Jason, what happened?
He took it. The staff!

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The Jade Warlord has sent
a bounty hunter.

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We are doomed.

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That's his horse.
He must be inside.

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00:35:30,190 --> 00:35:32,530
Why would he want to take
refuge in a temple?

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That's what I intend to find out.
Wait with the horses.

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Ahh...good to get off my feet.
Long way.

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00:36:11,400 --> 00:36:13,280
So, where are you from?

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Shandong province?

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00:36:15,970 --> 00:36:18,450
You look like the Shandong province type.

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You come here often.

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The Staff doesn't belong to you.

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00:36:27,560 --> 00:36:30,840
You have to give to me
or somebody will get hurt.

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00:37:47,360 --> 00:37:49,990
What kind of monk are you?

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Stealing from travellers.

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A silent one I see.

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Or deaf.

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I'm speaking to you monk.

246
00:39:38,230 --> 00:39:42,450
Praying Mantis very good.
For catching bugs.

247
00:39:42,450 --> 00:39:44,850
But not Tiger!

248
00:41:36,230 --> 00:41:39,540
You try to steal the Staff for the Warlord.
No, fool!

249
00:41:42,050 --> 00:41:45,400
I am on a mission to find
the seeker of the Staff.

250
00:42:03,310 --> 00:42:05,630
You found him.

251
00:43:17,970 --> 00:43:20,510
How look have you been
searching for the Staff?

252
00:43:20,510 --> 00:43:23,110
As long as I can remember.

253
00:44:32,390 --> 00:44:34,300
Jason, go dipper.

254
00:44:34,300 --> 00:44:38,850
Must taste bitter before sweet.
Horse stance, grow roots.

255
00:44:53,060 --> 00:44:56,000
Very good.
For taking a duck.

256
00:44:56,890 --> 00:44:58,490
Hey!

257
00:44:58,790 --> 00:45:02,460
Enough from you.
He's my student. Not yours.

258
00:45:02,760 --> 00:45:05,260
Two tigers cannot live
in the same mountain.

259
00:45:05,260 --> 00:45:07,950
Two masters cannot teach
the same student.

260
00:45:10,220 --> 00:45:12,000
Horse Stance!

261
00:45:12,600 --> 00:45:15,130
If he is ready to learn
the Kung Fu,

262
00:45:15,140 --> 00:45:18,550
he must develop the speed,
accuracy and power.

263
00:45:18,750 --> 00:45:24,070
Hey! I know that. It's the way
of the Intercepting Fist. Bruce Lee.

264
00:45:30,840 --> 00:45:34,760
I will punch. You'll block.
Ready?

265
00:45:37,030 --> 00:45:40,410
Ahh! What did I teach you
about the Snake?

266
00:45:40,880 --> 00:45:43,300
Now. You punch me.

267
00:45:44,070 --> 00:45:46,410
Look. See.

268
00:45:48,440 --> 00:45:51,080
Again. You punch him again.
Snake!

269
00:45:53,780 --> 00:45:57,170
It's not right for Snake.
Perhaps Eagle.

270
00:45:57,240 --> 00:45:59,870
Crane, Crane.

271
00:46:00,370 --> 00:46:02,110
Okay?

272
00:46:12,690 --> 00:46:15,300
I had enough! No more!

273
00:46:15,310 --> 00:46:20,010
No more of silent riddles
and no more of tea cups.

274
00:46:24,290 --> 00:46:27,190
First you show respect
to your teachers.

275
00:46:29,120 --> 00:46:33,400
So, what about the two tigers
and one mountain?

276
00:46:33,800 --> 00:46:36,400
We can kill each other
when it is over.

277
00:46:46,190 --> 00:46:50,900
Kung Fu. Hard work over time
to accomplish skill.

278
00:46:55,270 --> 00:46:57,910
A painter can have Kung Fu.

279
00:46:57,910 --> 00:47:01,820
Or the butcher who cuts meat
every day with such skill.

280
00:47:01,820 --> 00:47:04,420
His knife never touches bone.

281
00:47:08,310 --> 00:47:12,120
Learn the form,
but seek from this.

282
00:47:12,220 --> 00:47:15,670
Hear the song list,
learn it all,

283
00:47:15,880 --> 00:47:18,080
And forget it all

284
00:47:18,080 --> 00:47:22,280
Learn the way,
define your own way.

285
00:47:22,900 --> 00:47:25,110
A musician can have Kung Fu.

286
00:47:25,110 --> 00:47:28,150
Or the poet who paints
pictures with words.

287
00:47:28,150 --> 00:47:32,290
And mix emperors with his tubes
is Kung Fu.

288
00:47:32,690 --> 00:47:34,800
But do not name it my friend,

289
00:47:34,800 --> 00:47:39,130
For it is like water.
Nothing is softer than water.

290
00:47:39,140 --> 00:47:43,500
Yet it can overcome rock.
It does not fight.

291
00:47:46,730 --> 00:47:51,430
Formless, nameless,
the true master dwells within.

292
00:47:51,430 --> 00:47:54,480
Only you can free it.

293
00:48:54,950 --> 00:48:57,690
Behold, the tyranny of the Warlord.

294
00:48:58,270 --> 00:49:00,260
He must be stopped.

295
00:49:00,260 --> 00:49:04,220
He must be killed for his crimes
and his head put on a post.

296
00:49:04,890 --> 00:49:08,670
But we must not feel hatred
towards him or he wins.

297
00:49:10,730 --> 00:49:16,600
If he speaks compassion for this devil,
he should go back to his temple and pray.

298
00:49:16,800 --> 00:49:20,590
Our mission is not one of peace.

299
00:49:20,590 --> 00:49:22,990
Go back to your mother and father.

300
00:49:23,000 --> 00:49:25,100
You are but a child.

301
00:49:25,200 --> 00:49:26,910
They are dead.

302
00:49:28,740 --> 00:49:31,660
And she is not a child.

303
00:49:32,670 --> 00:49:34,830
Not anymore.

304
00:49:36,310 --> 00:49:42,040
Her father was a government official
who opposed the Warlord.

305
00:49:44,690 --> 00:49:49,770
To set an example, the Warlord
dispatched his troop into night.

306
00:49:54,210 --> 00:49:58,350
Legion upon legion poured out
of the Five Elements Mountain.

307
00:49:58,350 --> 00:50:01,570
Into the low lands
of the Middle Kingdom.

308
00:50:03,030 --> 00:50:06,690
Screams of innocent people
hung in the night air.

309
00:50:09,100 --> 00:50:14,390
When it was over, charred roofs
were all that remained.

310
00:50:14,500 --> 00:50:19,520
That, and a lonely child
hidden in a well by her mother.

311
00:50:19,780 --> 00:50:22,650
Ruthlessly murdered by an arrow,

312
00:50:24,180 --> 00:50:27,090
from the Warlord's bow.

313
00:50:31,110 --> 00:50:35,490
When she reaches the Warlord's palace,

314
00:50:35,870 --> 00:50:39,290
she will not offer him forgiveness.

315
00:50:39,510 --> 00:50:45,910
Monk, she will offer him this.

316
00:50:50,600 --> 00:50:55,290
A jade dart that can kill any mortal.

317
00:50:55,830 --> 00:50:59,070
Long has she practiced.

318
00:51:02,810 --> 00:51:06,600
Vengeance has a way
of rebounding upon themselves.

319
00:51:11,830 --> 00:51:14,350
Master of Sensitivity.

320
00:51:59,390 --> 00:52:04,390
This is not a dessert.
That is the dessert.

321
00:52:08,460 --> 00:52:12,250
I hope you know where
you are going, crazy monk.

322
00:53:26,120 --> 00:53:29,820
A monk of the mission.
And where does he lead us.

323
00:53:29,820 --> 00:53:33,060
Across the dessert to nowhere.

324
00:53:56,890 --> 00:53:59,850
We are not going to make it
are we?

325
00:54:02,590 --> 00:54:05,480
And even if we do,
we'll still have to face the Jade army.

326
00:54:08,260 --> 00:54:10,800
What if I can't handle it?

327
00:54:15,730 --> 00:54:18,350
What if I freeze?

328
00:54:22,150 --> 00:54:24,910
Don't forget to breath.

329
00:54:56,160 --> 00:55:00,160
If we don't find water soon,
we will perish.

330
00:55:02,090 --> 00:55:06,750
Perhaps a Taoist immortal
can make rain.

331
00:55:07,800 --> 00:55:11,740
If he truly is a Taoist immortal.

332
00:56:33,390 --> 00:56:37,060
You are an insult to the name
of Buddha. Blasphemy.

333
00:56:40,070 --> 00:56:42,070
Look!

334
00:56:42,760 --> 00:56:45,370
I lead you to the Mountain.

335
00:56:46,370 --> 00:56:48,490
Over there!

336
00:57:54,440 --> 00:57:56,450
Can you see them?

337
00:57:56,450 --> 00:57:58,320
In the clouds.

338
00:57:58,510 --> 00:58:02,940
A two headed lion, right there.

339
00:58:03,100 --> 00:58:06,670
See.
Yes, I see it.

340
00:58:08,260 --> 00:58:12,610
See that one right there coming up
behind it like a wave.

341
00:58:14,090 --> 00:58:18,220
Looks like a green monster.
Green monster?

342
00:58:18,270 --> 00:58:20,030
You mean dragon.

343
00:58:20,340 --> 00:58:22,550
No, I mean family park.

344
00:58:22,960 --> 00:58:25,550
They call the left field fence,
the green monster.

345
00:58:26,160 --> 00:58:28,460
It's true.

346
00:58:30,360 --> 00:58:33,290
It does look like a dragon
doesn't it?

347
00:58:37,140 --> 00:58:41,530
Have you any family, back
in this land you come from?

348
00:58:42,840 --> 00:58:46,500
My mother.
Father?

349
00:58:47,470 --> 00:58:50,010
Never knew him.

350
00:58:50,760 --> 00:58:54,200
Do you ever long for him?

351
00:58:54,500 --> 00:58:56,600
Wonder who he was?

352
00:58:59,450 --> 00:59:05,990
Maybe the only thing I've ever been
good at is pretending that I don't.

353
00:59:08,480 --> 00:59:10,740
She's sorry.

354
00:59:14,110 --> 00:59:16,680
How romantic.

355
00:59:18,090 --> 00:59:21,410
Men will tell you what
they want to here, Sparrow.

356
00:59:21,510 --> 00:59:25,960
But in the end they
will leave you with nothing.

357
00:59:28,920 --> 00:59:32,630
You survived the river of sand.
Impressive.

358
00:59:32,750 --> 00:59:36,640
And you boy, so far from home.

359
00:59:36,730 --> 00:59:39,180
I can ensure your safe return.

360
00:59:39,180 --> 00:59:41,430
Just bring the weapon forward.

361
00:59:41,430 --> 00:59:43,370
I don't think so.

362
00:59:43,550 --> 00:59:45,610
Why do you want the staff?

363
00:59:46,410 --> 00:59:48,350
When I deliver the lost weapon,

364
00:59:48,450 --> 00:59:53,180
the Jade Warlord shall grant
me the elixir of immortality.

365
00:59:54,470 --> 00:59:58,590
An orphan girl, a lost traveller,
an old drunkard,

366
00:59:58,590 --> 01:00:03,930
and a monk who has failed
at the same task for half his life.

367
01:00:04,200 --> 01:00:09,610
Misfits following a misfit
in hope of rescuing a misfit.

368
01:00:29,770 --> 01:00:32,190
Kill them.

369
01:02:25,310 --> 01:02:29,940
Lu, you okay?
Just thirsty.

370
01:02:33,300 --> 01:02:35,070
Lu!

371
01:02:51,010 --> 01:02:54,500
That's okay. He's immortal, right?
I mean he is, right?

372
01:02:54,500 --> 01:02:57,550
Wine. He needs his wine.
There is nothing we can do.

373
01:02:57,550 --> 01:03:00,120
What are you saying?
We have to do something.

374
01:03:31,980 --> 01:03:37,510
I'm afraid the wound is too deep.
He will not survive it.

375
01:03:38,380 --> 01:03:42,700
He needs his wine.
He is one of the eight immortals.

376
01:03:42,800 --> 01:03:45,420
Wine is his elixir.
Please.

377
01:03:46,750 --> 01:03:52,300
We will send our walking monk.
Don't have a running monk?

378
01:04:13,070 --> 01:04:15,300
When I was your age.

379
01:04:15,540 --> 01:04:18,480
I was a scholar warrior in training.

380
01:04:19,310 --> 01:04:22,580
My arrow was good,
so too my Kung Fu.

381
01:04:23,700 --> 01:04:28,580
So I was chosen to take
the several examinations.

382
01:04:29,540 --> 01:04:37,230
To pass would place me in a very
short line of scholar immortals.

383
01:04:39,190 --> 01:04:44,380
I failed.
You're not immortal?

384
01:04:46,780 --> 01:04:51,930
If one does not attach himself
to people and desire,

385
01:04:53,880 --> 01:04:57,170
never shall his heart be broken.

386
01:04:58,310 --> 01:05:04,590
But then,
does he ever truly live?

387
01:05:06,130 --> 01:05:12,380
I would rather die a mortal
who has a care for someone.

388
01:05:13,770 --> 01:05:18,490
Than a man free
from his own death.

389
01:05:19,600 --> 01:05:23,460
I don't want to lose you.

390
01:05:24,500 --> 01:05:26,960
Forget about me.

391
01:05:28,960 --> 01:05:31,900
There is only one Elixir
of Immortality.

392
01:05:32,000 --> 01:05:37,920
It is the Emperor's mead of jade,
cinnabar and salts of mercury.

393
01:05:38,190 --> 01:05:42,480
It is forever stored in the realm
of the jade palace.

394
01:05:42,970 --> 01:05:47,660
High in the jade ferment.
Rarely touched by mortals.

395
01:05:47,820 --> 01:05:53,330
To reach it, one must take North Road
and cross the border of heaven and earth.

396
01:05:54,250 --> 01:05:58,090
Only to face the Jade Army.

397
01:05:59,140 --> 01:06:03,540
I'm sorry. There is no other way.

398
01:06:04,050 --> 01:06:06,470
Yes, there is.

399
01:06:07,060 --> 01:06:09,600
In two nights there should be no moon.

400
01:06:09,600 --> 01:06:12,490
We can take the south side of the fortress.

401
01:06:12,590 --> 01:06:15,190
Under cover of darkness.

402
01:06:15,200 --> 01:06:17,620
We have to go now.
No!

403
01:06:20,270 --> 01:06:22,590
We go now, we all die.

404
01:06:26,470 --> 01:06:29,730
There is more at stake.
An entire kingdom.

405
01:06:33,200 --> 01:06:39,540
You are our best hope.
We will advance in two nights.

406
01:06:39,540 --> 01:06:43,280
When the moon has ceased.
So be it!

407
01:07:27,890 --> 01:07:33,740
I should've met you long
ago in a tea house.

408
01:07:33,740 --> 01:07:41,990
She was lost and frightened.
Not the kind she would stand and fight with.

409
01:09:32,450 --> 01:09:35,900
You have made the most
excellent judgment.

410
01:09:51,980 --> 01:09:57,260
The seeker from the prophecy,
not quite what I'd expected.

411
01:09:57,440 --> 01:10:03,470
A man is dying back on Song Mountain.
I need the Elixir.

412
01:10:03,680 --> 01:10:06,730
Why should I give it to you?

413
01:10:06,730 --> 01:10:09,120
Because I brought you the Staff.

414
01:10:09,170 --> 01:10:12,970
The life of your friend over the
power to rule over the Kingdom?

415
01:10:13,310 --> 01:10:15,890
A most reasonable offer.

416
01:10:16,160 --> 01:10:21,550
This man, a good friend?
And a good teacher.

417
01:10:21,620 --> 01:10:25,370
The man who honours his teacher,
honours himself.

418
01:10:25,750 --> 01:10:30,960
However, there is a little bit
problem with your request.

419
01:10:31,140 --> 01:10:36,860
You see, I promised the Elixir
to someone else.

420
01:10:36,870 --> 01:10:40,250
She didn't bring you the Staff.
I did.

421
01:10:40,360 --> 01:10:42,880
The boy has a point.

422
01:10:44,850 --> 01:10:47,920
My Leech, you made a promised.

423
01:10:48,250 --> 01:10:51,980
There is but one way
to resolve such matters.

424
01:10:52,250 --> 01:10:55,860
A martial challenge to the death.

425
01:10:57,710 --> 01:11:00,050
With pleasure.

426
01:11:15,400 --> 01:11:18,690
The Elixir of Immortality

427
01:11:21,380 --> 01:11:25,390
The prize goes to the winner.

428
01:13:44,580 --> 01:13:46,530
Enough!

429
01:14:00,770 --> 01:14:05,850
The seeker from the prophecy.
I find that quite amusing.

430
01:14:06,590 --> 01:14:10,580
Do you really think even for
a minute, you stood a chance?

431
01:14:13,470 --> 01:14:16,000
I didn't think so.

432
01:15:10,710 --> 01:15:16,020
She will kill you witch.
Not if I kill you first, orphan bitch.

433
01:17:59,980 --> 01:18:01,970
Cheers!

434
01:18:19,440 --> 01:18:21,680
Remember what I taught you.

435
01:19:16,470 --> 01:19:18,380
The Statue!

436
01:19:22,380 --> 01:19:24,440
Use the Staff.

437
01:21:02,910 --> 01:21:04,970
My turn.

438
01:22:43,750 --> 01:22:46,990
My Lord.
Who are you?

439
01:22:46,990 --> 01:22:50,540
The youngest daughter
of the family you murdered.

440
01:22:51,990 --> 01:22:54,610
Come drink with me.

441
01:23:13,260 --> 01:23:15,140
No

442
01:23:18,280 --> 01:23:20,840
Sparrow, Sparrow

443
01:23:21,540 --> 01:23:25,870
Come on, come on.
You're going to be okay.

444
01:24:53,130 --> 01:24:57,410
Jade Warlord?
He's dead.

445
01:25:03,910 --> 01:25:05,950
I...

446
01:25:08,160 --> 01:25:10,730
I thank you.

447
01:26:01,810 --> 01:26:04,150
Is there anything you can do?

448
01:26:05,560 --> 01:26:09,400
Her Destiny was written
by her own hand.

449
01:26:10,450 --> 01:26:12,970
I am sorry.

450
01:26:44,990 --> 01:26:47,060
Traveller.

451
01:26:47,260 --> 01:26:53,030
You have come far through the gate of
No-Gate to fulfill the prophecy of the mortals.

452
01:26:53,280 --> 01:26:59,210
What do you desire, please?
I just want to go home.

453
01:27:00,890 --> 01:27:03,340
Very well.

454
01:27:07,410 --> 01:27:12,430
It is said, master and student,
walk their path side by side

455
01:27:12,430 --> 01:27:16,210
to share their destiny
until the paths go separate ways.

456
01:27:22,410 --> 01:27:27,820
I will never forget you.
I suggest that is what immortal truly means.

457
01:27:32,720 --> 01:27:38,680
You have freed me traveller.
Now, go free yourself.

458
01:29:19,540 --> 01:29:22,110
So, what is it going to be?

459
01:29:26,550 --> 01:29:28,610
You're going to shut up?

460
01:29:35,490 --> 01:29:38,780
Listen, piss end,
I'm not going to ask you again.

461
01:29:50,990 --> 01:29:53,590
Come on Maggie, get up, come on.

462
01:29:54,260 --> 01:29:57,390
You want some more?
You want some more?

463
01:29:57,620 --> 01:29:59,560
Come on.

464
01:30:35,230 --> 01:30:37,340
You don't have to do this.

465
01:31:10,390 --> 01:31:13,070
Take it easy, Sir.
You are going to be fine.

466
01:31:13,070 --> 01:31:16,000
Hop.
How is he doing?

467
01:31:16,000 --> 01:31:18,700
Missed his heart.
He will live.

468
01:31:20,050 --> 01:31:24,120
Of course, I'll live.
I am immortal.

469
01:31:26,000 --> 01:31:29,540
Did you return the Staff
to rightful owner?

470
01:31:30,200 --> 01:31:32,100
Yes, I did.

471
01:31:32,670 --> 01:31:35,290
You are the man.

472
01:32:12,050 --> 01:32:18,250
Is he going to be alright?
Looks like it.

473
01:32:18,450 --> 01:32:21,940
I saw what happened.
I walked across the street.

474
01:32:22,210 --> 01:32:24,780
You were very brave.

475
01:32:26,570 --> 01:32:28,700
See you.
Ya.

476
01:32:31,240 --> 01:32:33,100
Absolutely.

477
01:32:46,810 --> 01:32:48,560
As the legend just told,

478
01:32:48,560 --> 01:32:53,640
that the Monkey King began
his journey west, in search of truth.

479
01:32:53,840 --> 01:32:56,300
While the traveller
return to his world,

480
01:32:56,300 --> 01:33:01,090
to walk the path of the warrior
and find his own truth.

481
01:33:01,090 --> 01:33:06,300
As one tale ends,
so another begins.

482
00:32:45,830 --> 00:32:47,820
My Lord

483
00:32:47,830 --> 00:32:50,830
How dare you...
can't you see I am busy?

484
00:32:51,840 --> 00:32:54,830
The devine staff of legend...

485
00:32:54,840 --> 00:32:57,830
It was seen in the Middle Kingdom...

486
00:32:57,840 --> 00:32:58,830
Impossible.

487
00:32:59,850 --> 00:33:03,840
The villagers are beginning to
whisper of prophecy...

488
00:33:05,850 --> 00:33:08,840
Mortals are always whispering of prophecy.

489
00:33:09,860 --> 00:33:11,850
It's their opium.

490
00:33:15,860 --> 00:33:19,860
What other offending news
do you have for me?

491
00:33:21,870 --> 00:33:23,860
That is all, My Lord.

492
00:33:32,880 --> 00:33:35,870
Summon the Witch...
The one born of wolves.

493
00:33:45,890 --> 00:33:47,880
Where were we?

494
00:42:17,400 --> 00:42:19,390
He's not even Chinese.

495
00:42:19,410 --> 00:42:22,400
We are all the same inside,
Aren't we Monk?

496
00:42:22,410 --> 00:42:23,400
Heaven help us.

497
00:42:25,410 --> 00:42:27,400
What, you find it a sin?

498
00:42:27,410 --> 00:42:30,410
Yes, it is sinful not to share.

499
00:42:31,420 --> 00:42:32,410
Cheers!

500
00:43:25,470 --> 00:43:29,460
An old man and a boy,
They had tea here, Yes?

501
00:43:29,470 --> 00:43:32,470
A Soldier Monk rides with them
Who else?

502
00:43:33,480 --> 00:43:35,470
I do not know
who you speak of...

503
00:43:52,500 --> 00:43:54,490
Men are such liars.

504
00:44:07,510 --> 00:44:08,500
Sparrow...

505
00:44:09,520 --> 00:44:10,500
Sparrow...

506
00:44:12,520 --> 00:44:14,510
...where do you nest?

507
00:51:25,550 --> 00:51:26,540
It is them.

508
00:51:26,550 --> 00:51:28,540
They're headed towards the desert.

509
00:51:28,550 --> 00:51:32,550
They are between me and the River of Sand.

510
00:51:32,560 --> 00:51:35,550
Isn't it just like King Monkey...

511
00:51:36,560 --> 00:51:39,550
...summoning a boy to do a man's job?

512
00:51:40,305 --> 00:52:40,364
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