1 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:12,074 Advertise your product or brand here contact www.OpenSubtitles.org today 2 00:00:47,241 --> 00:00:50,906 This is the Rockin' Roger Morning Show, late-night edition. 3 00:00:51,077 --> 00:00:54,862 CMJ is almost upon us, so if you like your live music, 4 00:00:55,041 --> 00:00:58,326 and I know that you do, you'll wanna get your wristbands before it's too late. 5 00:00:58,501 --> 00:01:02,166 And speaking of too late, it's never too late to say you're say sorry, 6 00:01:02,339 --> 00:01:05,708 and right now I wanna dedicate this next song to all the lovely ladies 7 00:01:05,884 --> 00:01:08,209 in Rockin' Roger's rock 'n' roll past. 8 00:01:08,386 --> 00:01:10,758 Ladies, if you're burning and itching, 9 00:01:10,931 --> 00:01:12,839 you might want to see a doctor. 10 00:01:13,016 --> 00:01:14,593 Immediately. 11 00:01:14,767 --> 00:01:17,887 [# I'm Coming To Get You] 12 00:01:34,995 --> 00:01:39,740 # Time is ticking Almost done 13 00:01:39,916 --> 00:01:44,743 # What we hated We've become 14 00:01:44,921 --> 00:01:49,713 # by the pricking of my thumbs 15 00:01:49,884 --> 00:01:53,087 # Something wicked 16 00:01:53,263 --> 00:01:56,050 # This way comes 17 00:01:57,225 --> 00:02:00,675 # I'm coming to get you 18 00:02:02,271 --> 00:02:05,639 # I'm coming to get you 19 00:02:07,108 --> 00:02:10,524 # I'm coming to get you 20 00:02:11,530 --> 00:02:13,487 # High 21 00:02:21,748 --> 00:02:24,417 # I dropped the needle 22 00:02:24,583 --> 00:02:26,790 # Pick it up 23 00:02:26,961 --> 00:02:31,837 # Don't you worry You're old enough 24 00:02:32,007 --> 00:02:36,468 # Times are changin' So am I 25 00:02:36,637 --> 00:02:40,136 # Time's a-wastin' 26 00:02:40,307 --> 00:02:43,094 # It's time to die 27 00:02:44,311 --> 00:02:47,727 # I'm coming to get you 28 00:02:48,940 --> 00:02:52,558 # I'm coming to get you 29 00:02:54,070 --> 00:02:57,521 # I'm coming to get you 30 00:02:58,408 --> 00:03:00,946 # High # 31 00:03:21,180 --> 00:03:23,752 - That's not what I'm saying, Joey. - What are you saying, Jeff? 32 00:03:23,932 --> 00:03:26,719 I'm saying that you should be firing me. 33 00:03:26,893 --> 00:03:28,802 - So you're quitting? - I'm not quitting. 34 00:03:28,978 --> 00:03:31,101 Why do you keep saying that? I'm not. 35 00:03:31,272 --> 00:03:36,183 What I'm saying is, as your manager, I am advising you to fire your manager. 36 00:03:36,360 --> 00:03:39,396 - That's... That's all I'm saying. - OK. I can't fire you. 37 00:03:39,572 --> 00:03:42,692 CMJ's in ten days. You said we had a showcase gig with industry insiders 38 00:03:42,867 --> 00:03:44,409 - and A&R guys... - Movers and shakers? 39 00:03:44,576 --> 00:03:47,780 - Was I drinking when I said that? - You're always drinking. 40 00:03:47,954 --> 00:03:49,912 See, you should totally fire me! 41 00:03:50,082 --> 00:03:53,865 Montreal, land of Hugo's birth. 42 00:03:54,044 --> 00:03:57,330 Many women will be very pleased to hear of my return. 43 00:03:57,505 --> 00:04:01,883 No matter how long you go away, you always come back. You're like herpes. 44 00:04:02,051 --> 00:04:04,542 - Hugo is not like herpes. - Hugo's a lot like herpes. 45 00:04:04,721 --> 00:04:07,009 - He's not. - Guys, where's Joe and Jennifer? 46 00:04:07,182 --> 00:04:10,882 Joey's talking to Jeff. Jennifer is talking to some scary guy. 47 00:04:11,060 --> 00:04:12,887 What scary guy? 48 00:04:17,691 --> 00:04:21,771 - Whoa. He is kind of creepy. - Yeah, he is. 49 00:04:21,946 --> 00:04:25,480 You know what? Let's just face it, Joey. We're both getting long in the tooth. 50 00:04:25,657 --> 00:04:28,148 - What does that mean? - All right, here's your beers. 51 00:04:28,327 --> 00:04:32,194 - We didn't order these. - Oh, no, no. It's... 52 00:04:32,373 --> 00:04:33,652 It's on the house. 53 00:04:36,585 --> 00:04:39,704 - Well, thank you very much. - Yeah, not you. You have to pay. 54 00:04:39,879 --> 00:04:42,086 Of course, yeah. Hang on. 55 00:04:42,256 --> 00:04:43,454 One second. 56 00:04:44,842 --> 00:04:47,511 - OK, how much is it? - That'll do. Thanks. 57 00:04:47,679 --> 00:04:51,261 Twenty. Twenty! That's nice for free beer. 58 00:04:51,432 --> 00:04:54,102 Hey, you know, I know how you're feeling, though. 59 00:04:54,268 --> 00:04:57,803 You're gettin' old, hm? I'm getting old. 60 00:04:57,980 --> 00:05:00,767 Rock and roll is getting old. 61 00:05:00,941 --> 00:05:03,266 Have you considered Japanese hip-hop? 62 00:05:04,986 --> 00:05:08,237 - I'm not Japanese. - Yeah. 63 00:05:08,406 --> 00:05:10,980 No, I guess that's not really right for you, but it's a shame, 64 00:05:11,159 --> 00:05:12,321 because it's gonna be huge. 65 00:05:12,494 --> 00:05:15,495 - Oh, sorry. Hang on a second. 66 00:05:16,914 --> 00:05:18,195 Konnichiwa. 67 00:05:19,792 --> 00:05:23,577 You know what, Joey, I'm gonna have to take this outside, 68 00:05:23,754 --> 00:05:27,586 and then I'm gonna have to go home. OK? 69 00:05:39,978 --> 00:05:43,892 - Hey, have another round. - Thanks. 70 00:05:44,066 --> 00:05:47,813 It's tough watching a weasel like that crush another man's dreams. 71 00:05:47,986 --> 00:05:50,025 A man's gotta have his dreams. 72 00:05:50,864 --> 00:05:53,437 Yeah, I should get back to the band. Thanks. 73 00:05:53,617 --> 00:05:55,276 Band can wait, Joey. 74 00:05:57,369 --> 00:06:00,205 Do I know you? How'd you know my name? 75 00:06:00,372 --> 00:06:02,614 I can read your mind. 76 00:06:02,792 --> 00:06:05,876 Wow. What am I thinking right now? 77 00:06:06,045 --> 00:06:08,880 You're thinking this bartender is crazy. 78 00:06:10,007 --> 00:06:11,549 You're good. 79 00:06:11,716 --> 00:06:14,290 You're afraid of being a loser the rest of your life. 80 00:06:14,469 --> 00:06:18,597 Too late for you, too late for the band. I'd say you're 30 pounds ofjunk food 81 00:06:18,765 --> 00:06:22,431 and a retail job away from killing yourself. 82 00:06:22,602 --> 00:06:24,310 Just a guess. 83 00:06:32,987 --> 00:06:34,778 Thanks for the drink. 84 00:06:42,830 --> 00:06:44,905 So how'd it go with Jeff? 85 00:06:45,082 --> 00:06:48,118 Great, you know? He's really excited about the New York show. 86 00:06:48,293 --> 00:06:51,128 Says there's gonna be a lot of industry insiders, movers and shakers. 87 00:06:51,296 --> 00:06:54,712 Right. So, what hotel are we staying at tonight? 88 00:06:54,883 --> 00:06:57,837 It's such a nice night I thought we'd save money, sleep in the bus. 89 00:06:58,010 --> 00:07:01,379 No! First of all, it's not a bus, it's a hearse... 90 00:07:01,556 --> 00:07:04,759 - We're sleeping in the hearse tonight? - Just for tonight, OK? 91 00:07:04,934 --> 00:07:07,425 - That sucks. - Could you give us a second, please? 92 00:07:07,603 --> 00:07:09,726 I've given you ten years. Now I gotta sleep with Hugo? 93 00:07:09,898 --> 00:07:12,814 I'll meet up with you guys in the morning, OK? 94 00:07:12,984 --> 00:07:15,225 I'm going out with some friends. 95 00:07:19,281 --> 00:07:20,859 That is a friend of yours? 96 00:07:21,032 --> 00:07:23,820 Oh, I'm sorry, is that any of your business? 97 00:07:23,994 --> 00:07:26,485 He looks like a junkie from hell, for chrissakes. 98 00:07:26,663 --> 00:07:29,498 - Don't you have a girlfriend? - This is about the band! 99 00:07:29,666 --> 00:07:31,208 It always is. 100 00:07:31,376 --> 00:07:33,452 We have a six-hour drive tomorrow. 101 00:07:33,628 --> 00:07:36,379 And I don't wanna sleep in the hearse. The hearse smells like drummer. 102 00:07:36,548 --> 00:07:39,418 - I heard that. - I'm going to a party. 103 00:07:39,592 --> 00:07:44,420 Fine, you know, but we're leaving at noon tomorrow, with or without you. 104 00:07:44,596 --> 00:07:47,598 - Fine. I'll see you then. - Fine. 105 00:07:48,892 --> 00:07:51,099 Wait. 106 00:07:51,270 --> 00:07:53,477 If you're going to a party, give these out. 107 00:07:53,647 --> 00:07:56,103 They got the new website on them. 108 00:07:58,360 --> 00:08:01,694 - Maybe you should go with her. - She can handle herself. 109 00:08:01,863 --> 00:08:04,022 She didn't invite you, huh? 110 00:08:04,199 --> 00:08:06,571 Can we load the gear, please? 111 00:08:06,743 --> 00:08:09,115 Yes, Joey. We can. 112 00:08:09,287 --> 00:08:10,912 Don't touch me. 113 00:08:13,791 --> 00:08:17,207 [# Flesh and Bone] 114 00:08:53,830 --> 00:09:00,081 # Has the terrible danger that surrounds us 115 00:09:01,087 --> 00:09:04,336 # become like a drug? 116 00:09:07,551 --> 00:09:13,589 # Are we more like strangers in a glass house? 117 00:09:14,724 --> 00:09:18,093 # We're rich with the blood 118 00:09:22,065 --> 00:09:27,521 # How can you leave the black out? 119 00:09:27,695 --> 00:09:32,072 # You're only flesh and bone 120 00:09:35,536 --> 00:09:39,154 # Flesh and bone 121 00:09:55,388 --> 00:10:01,592 # When a blanket of winter is all around us 122 00:10:02,937 --> 00:10:05,973 # We have to stay warm 123 00:10:09,151 --> 00:10:15,404 # When there's no one there you can count on 124 00:10:16,366 --> 00:10:19,699 # You have to transform 125 00:10:24,040 --> 00:10:28,833 # How can you leave the black out? # 126 00:10:36,886 --> 00:10:40,053 - Well, this sucks. - Where is she? 127 00:10:40,223 --> 00:10:44,434 - Hitched a ride with The ltchies. - She'll be here. I know women. 128 00:10:46,938 --> 00:10:48,977 - We're gonna miss sound check. - I hope she's OK. 129 00:10:49,147 --> 00:10:52,232 She's OK. She's always OK. She just doesn't care. 130 00:10:52,401 --> 00:10:54,808 - This is why I broke up with her. - She dumped you. 131 00:10:54,986 --> 00:10:59,280 Yeah, for being an insensitive prick. Her words, not mine. 132 00:10:59,449 --> 00:11:03,233 Screw it. Hugo, you're on bass. Let's roll. 133 00:11:03,411 --> 00:11:06,282 [# Blue Peter: Same Old Place] 134 00:11:07,499 --> 00:11:09,575 # Every time I turn around 135 00:11:10,376 --> 00:11:12,452 # There's people letting me down 136 00:11:13,421 --> 00:11:15,496 # And everywhere that I go 137 00:11:16,382 --> 00:11:18,623 # No one ever wants to know 138 00:11:18,801 --> 00:11:21,257 # Look, I'm tired of the scene 139 00:11:22,388 --> 00:11:24,463 # Living such stale dreams 140 00:11:25,390 --> 00:11:27,466 # I don't want to get involved 141 00:11:28,393 --> 00:11:30,470 # No, I just want to be dissolved 142 00:11:31,479 --> 00:11:32,760 # It's the same old place 143 00:11:32,940 --> 00:11:35,774 # I see them melting in the heat I see them walking down the street 144 00:11:35,943 --> 00:11:39,027 # You'd think the future of the world is wrapped up with some girl 145 00:11:39,195 --> 00:11:42,066 # And every time I turn around there's people letting me down 146 00:11:42,240 --> 00:11:45,858 # And everywhere that I go everybody's in the know # 147 00:11:46,035 --> 00:11:49,534 Copy that. Could someone tell Susan she has visitors? 148 00:12:06,179 --> 00:12:07,591 Hi, honey. 149 00:12:08,556 --> 00:12:11,592 - What are you doing here? - You look good. 150 00:12:11,768 --> 00:12:14,224 What are you doing here? I'm working. 151 00:12:14,395 --> 00:12:16,435 Yeah, I know. Um... 152 00:12:16,606 --> 00:12:17,887 We hit a little snag. 153 00:12:18,065 --> 00:12:19,858 You want money. 154 00:12:20,026 --> 00:12:22,232 Why are you being like that? 155 00:12:22,403 --> 00:12:24,810 - You don't want money? - Yeah, I want money, 156 00:12:24,989 --> 00:12:26,899 but there's no reason to be cruel and weird about it. 157 00:12:27,074 --> 00:12:29,991 - I am not being cruel and weird. - Yeah, you are. 158 00:12:30,161 --> 00:12:32,485 You're being cruel and weird and making me feel like shit. 159 00:12:32,663 --> 00:12:34,406 You know what? I can't do this right now. 160 00:12:34,581 --> 00:12:36,787 - Neither can I. - Fine. Then leave. 161 00:12:36,959 --> 00:12:39,166 - Fine, I will. Thanks. - Fine. 162 00:12:41,629 --> 00:12:43,788 Are you coming to the show tonight, or? 163 00:12:43,966 --> 00:12:45,340 Will junkie slut be coming? 164 00:12:46,885 --> 00:12:49,886 No, as a matter of fact, Jennifer won't be joining us. 165 00:12:50,055 --> 00:12:51,715 We left her in Montreal. 166 00:12:52,515 --> 00:12:56,560 Maybe I'll come. Where are the rest of the retards, anyway? 167 00:12:56,727 --> 00:13:00,772 Your friend with the headset said that they could... 168 00:13:00,939 --> 00:13:02,103 - Hi, Susan! - Hi, Susan! 169 00:13:02,274 --> 00:13:04,148 Hi, Susan. 170 00:13:04,318 --> 00:13:08,018 They're really hungry, what with us having no money and all, but it's cool. 171 00:13:08,197 --> 00:13:11,032 You're working, and I should go anyways. 172 00:13:11,200 --> 00:13:14,236 - OK, let's get first team inl - I gotta go. 173 00:13:14,412 --> 00:13:16,487 OK. It's OK. 174 00:13:18,916 --> 00:13:22,747 There's about a hundred bucks in my purse in my room. Just take it. 175 00:13:22,919 --> 00:13:25,244 - I'm ashamed. - Yeah, you should be. 176 00:13:25,422 --> 00:13:26,620 - OK. - And Joey? 177 00:13:26,798 --> 00:13:27,829 Yeah? 178 00:13:29,092 --> 00:13:30,669 Put me on the list tonight. 179 00:13:31,385 --> 00:13:36,094 I... I will. For sure. OK. I gotta go. 180 00:13:56,076 --> 00:13:58,993 - That sounds super. - We cool? 181 00:13:59,163 --> 00:14:02,862 - No, but thanks anyway. - That sounded like shit. 182 00:14:09,255 --> 00:14:11,164 Jennifer? 183 00:14:14,343 --> 00:14:16,715 Well, you look... different. 184 00:14:16,888 --> 00:14:19,508 I'm not different. I'm the exact same person. 185 00:14:19,682 --> 00:14:22,255 No, I just meant, like, your hair and your... 186 00:14:22,435 --> 00:14:25,600 Nope. No, I'm the same old Jennifer. Nothing different here. 187 00:14:26,771 --> 00:14:28,681 OK. How'd you get here? 188 00:14:28,857 --> 00:14:31,894 - I hitched a ride with The ltchies. - Where are they? 189 00:14:32,068 --> 00:14:34,394 Oh, they should be here soon. 190 00:14:34,571 --> 00:14:36,777 Unless something terrible happens to them. 191 00:14:36,948 --> 00:14:39,190 - What? - They said they couldn't make it. 192 00:14:39,367 --> 00:14:41,822 OK, I don't understand. They drove you from Montreal to Toronto 193 00:14:41,995 --> 00:14:45,031 - and then decided not to play? - Yeah, they're totally crazy. 194 00:14:45,206 --> 00:14:47,957 - Who cares? They totally suck! - Welcome back, Jen. 195 00:14:48,126 --> 00:14:49,620 You were missed. 196 00:14:51,628 --> 00:14:53,455 You look different. 197 00:14:58,385 --> 00:15:01,801 - Eddie Van Helsig! - Where's Queeny? 198 00:15:07,186 --> 00:15:09,474 Soon it will be dark again. 199 00:15:13,525 --> 00:15:14,983 Kill me. 200 00:15:15,152 --> 00:15:18,188 It doesn't have to be like this. You can be saved. 201 00:15:18,362 --> 00:15:22,312 Just tell me where the queen is, and I'll let you live. 202 00:15:22,492 --> 00:15:25,279 You can't save me, vampire hunter. 203 00:15:25,453 --> 00:15:27,908 You couldn't even save your own woman. 204 00:15:59,401 --> 00:16:02,106 Burn in hell, Nosferatu. 205 00:16:08,619 --> 00:16:11,573 There has to be some mistake. I'm the singer's girlfriend. 206 00:16:11,747 --> 00:16:14,202 - Sure you are. - What's that supposed to mean? 207 00:16:14,374 --> 00:16:15,654 It means ten bucks. 208 00:16:17,210 --> 00:16:21,290 - Look... - Are you that girl from Space Raiders? 209 00:16:21,464 --> 00:16:24,251 - Yes. - You can totally afford ten bucks. 210 00:16:24,426 --> 00:16:25,968 The money goes to the band. 211 00:16:29,472 --> 00:16:31,014 Let me in the fucking club. 212 00:16:31,182 --> 00:16:33,672 [# Going Nowhere] 213 00:16:40,566 --> 00:16:44,777 # Don't know how to begin 214 00:16:44,945 --> 00:16:48,812 # Open road is closing in 215 00:16:48,991 --> 00:16:53,035 # We're getting far from where we've been 216 00:16:53,203 --> 00:16:55,824 # And where we're going 217 00:16:57,457 --> 00:17:02,035 # And where we going anyway? 218 00:17:10,469 --> 00:17:14,763 # Don't know how to explain 219 00:17:14,932 --> 00:17:18,799 # Open road, expecting rain 220 00:17:18,978 --> 00:17:22,845 # We're getting far from where we came 221 00:17:23,022 --> 00:17:27,566 # And where we're going 222 00:17:27,736 --> 00:17:31,104 # And where we going anyway? 223 00:17:31,281 --> 00:17:36,157 - # Going nowhere - # Going nowhere 224 00:17:36,327 --> 00:17:40,159 # Coming down 225 00:17:40,331 --> 00:17:44,791 - # Going nowhere - # Going nowhere 226 00:17:44,961 --> 00:17:48,246 # Coming down # 227 00:18:05,188 --> 00:18:07,098 [# Robert Johnson: Crossroads] 228 00:18:10,943 --> 00:18:14,028 # I went to the crossroads 229 00:18:14,197 --> 00:18:17,447 # Fell down on my knees 230 00:18:27,125 --> 00:18:30,660 # I went to the crossroads... 231 00:18:30,837 --> 00:18:32,297 Hi, Joey. 232 00:18:32,464 --> 00:18:35,749 You! What the hell are you doing here? 233 00:18:35,926 --> 00:18:40,005 Wait... What the hell am I doing here? Where the hell are we, man? 234 00:18:40,180 --> 00:18:43,133 Well, clearly, we are at a crossroads in your life. 235 00:18:43,308 --> 00:18:46,427 - What? - We don't have a lot of time. No. 236 00:18:46,603 --> 00:18:50,600 You don't have a lot of time. I, on the other hand, have lots. 237 00:18:50,773 --> 00:18:55,186 That's great. Um... How do I get outta here? 238 00:18:55,361 --> 00:18:57,436 You have a decision to make, a tough one. 239 00:18:57,613 --> 00:19:01,658 But I think if you look all around you, the answer's right in front of you. 240 00:19:01,825 --> 00:19:04,067 Who are you? My fairy godmother from hell? 241 00:19:04,244 --> 00:19:07,993 No, it's not who I am, it's who you are. 242 00:19:11,292 --> 00:19:14,247 Who are you, man? What the hell's goin' on? 243 00:19:16,840 --> 00:19:17,955 Who are you?! 244 00:19:18,133 --> 00:19:19,507 I am Hugo! 245 00:19:19,676 --> 00:19:22,463 Hugo! Ah, shit, my head! 246 00:19:22,637 --> 00:19:25,128 - Yeah, Susan hit you with a bottle. - She what? 247 00:19:25,307 --> 00:19:30,182 - Hey, he's alive! - What the hell was that? 248 00:19:30,352 --> 00:19:32,760 - What? - Whoa. She clocked you pretty hard. 249 00:19:32,939 --> 00:19:34,978 - You been out for a while. - I have? 250 00:19:35,148 --> 00:19:39,099 Did you notice anything different about tonight's performance? 251 00:19:39,278 --> 00:19:42,445 - What do you mean? - Jennifer. Did you see that? 252 00:19:42,614 --> 00:19:46,612 Sorry, Tyler. I'm distracted by my girlfriend throwing a beer bottle at me. 253 00:19:46,785 --> 00:19:49,240 I think it's pretty safe to call her your ex-girlfriend now. 254 00:19:49,412 --> 00:19:51,155 I'm talking about Jennifer. 255 00:19:51,331 --> 00:19:55,958 - Agh! What the hell? - How ya doin', guys? Nice set. 256 00:19:56,127 --> 00:19:58,416 - Thanks. - What's with the flashlight? 257 00:19:58,588 --> 00:20:01,459 - Keeps the dark away. - At least you're not a cop. 258 00:20:01,632 --> 00:20:03,174 Are you afraid of the dark? 259 00:20:03,342 --> 00:20:06,592 We should all be afraid of darkness. 260 00:20:06,762 --> 00:20:10,345 I am afraid of spiders. They are... no good. 261 00:20:12,267 --> 00:20:15,719 Um... I really like your bass player. Is she around? 262 00:20:15,896 --> 00:20:18,054 - Haven't seen her. Where is Jennifer? - I don't know. 263 00:20:18,232 --> 00:20:20,983 - She said she was really hungry. - She went to get something to eat. 264 00:20:21,151 --> 00:20:24,686 Shit. I didn't wanna hear that! 265 00:20:24,863 --> 00:20:28,314 - Oh, God... - That was weird. 266 00:20:28,491 --> 00:20:31,362 I'm telling you, man, something really strange happened tonight. 267 00:20:31,536 --> 00:20:33,824 - What? - People were really receptive. 268 00:20:33,996 --> 00:20:35,574 That's not so strange, Tyler. 269 00:20:35,748 --> 00:20:38,156 I've been trying to channel all that shit in my life into our shows... 270 00:20:38,334 --> 00:20:42,795 Not to you, to Jennifer. You were unconscious at the time. 271 00:20:42,963 --> 00:20:45,003 We got an encore! 272 00:20:45,174 --> 00:20:46,752 - We did? - Yeah! 273 00:20:46,925 --> 00:20:50,709 Things are finally starting to work for us, man. I cannot wait for Buffalo! 274 00:20:50,887 --> 00:20:53,639 - Oh, Buffalo. - No. 275 00:20:53,807 --> 00:20:56,380 - I promised Beef one more show. - Goddamn it! 276 00:20:56,560 --> 00:20:57,970 - Hey. - What? 277 00:20:58,145 --> 00:21:02,059 - Find Jennifer. Now. - What? 278 00:21:02,231 --> 00:21:04,024 God! 279 00:21:11,407 --> 00:21:15,107 # Try as I might 280 00:21:15,286 --> 00:21:19,698 # Shadows are forming 281 00:21:19,874 --> 00:21:21,617 # Night after night 282 00:21:21,793 --> 00:21:24,793 # What can I do? 283 00:21:27,672 --> 00:21:30,839 # baby, when you come home 284 00:21:31,009 --> 00:21:36,383 # I'm never gonna let you leave me alone 285 00:21:37,223 --> 00:21:39,893 # Without my man 286 00:21:41,019 --> 00:21:45,182 # but Lord knows I'm doin' 287 00:21:45,357 --> 00:21:48,310 # The best I can 288 00:21:55,741 --> 00:21:58,410 # I know my man 289 00:21:58,578 --> 00:22:03,535 # Works for a living 290 00:22:03,707 --> 00:22:05,746 # I know my man 291 00:22:05,918 --> 00:22:08,918 # He works for me 292 00:22:11,715 --> 00:22:15,048 # I know I will 293 00:22:15,218 --> 00:22:18,468 # Always forgive him 294 00:22:19,763 --> 00:22:24,805 # All I can say, all I can see 295 00:22:27,729 --> 00:22:30,767 # baby, when you come home 296 00:22:30,941 --> 00:22:36,066 # I'm never gonna let you leave me alone 297 00:22:37,406 --> 00:22:40,655 # Without my man 298 00:22:40,826 --> 00:22:44,989 # but Lord knows I'm doin' 299 00:22:45,164 --> 00:22:49,375 # The best I can 300 00:22:49,542 --> 00:22:52,033 # I'm still alone 301 00:22:53,338 --> 00:22:56,374 # Without my man 302 00:22:57,174 --> 00:23:00,092 # but Lord knows I'm doin'... # 303 00:23:13,232 --> 00:23:15,438 # Change has come 304 00:23:18,361 --> 00:23:21,031 # Change with me 305 00:23:23,450 --> 00:23:29,322 # Whatever's meant to be will be 306 00:23:33,209 --> 00:23:39,378 # Whatever's meant to be will be # 307 00:23:42,718 --> 00:23:44,545 # Hey, little girl 308 00:23:44,720 --> 00:23:49,714 # You're all right 309 00:23:59,066 --> 00:24:01,640 # If one of us goes further 310 00:24:01,820 --> 00:24:06,896 # We ain't never gonna make it Make it back 311 00:24:07,074 --> 00:24:10,278 # Yeah, baby 312 00:24:10,452 --> 00:24:13,407 # If one of us goes further 313 00:24:13,581 --> 00:24:18,207 # We ain't never gonna make it Make it back 314 00:24:18,376 --> 00:24:21,247 # Yeah, sugar # 315 00:24:21,422 --> 00:24:23,710 Hey, we got ten comments on the website. 316 00:24:23,883 --> 00:24:26,552 - Really? What do they say? - They're from the Toronto show. 317 00:24:26,718 --> 00:24:30,004 Bob779, he says the bass player is totally hot. 318 00:24:30,180 --> 00:24:32,552 Hey, well, that's positive. 319 00:24:32,724 --> 00:24:35,725 - Hey, they're all about Jennifer. - All of them? 320 00:24:35,893 --> 00:24:37,269 No, there's one about you here. 321 00:24:37,436 --> 00:24:41,814 "The lead singer of The Winners should step down and let the real star..." 322 00:24:41,982 --> 00:24:44,769 - Yeah, I get it. That's good. - I think I'm gonna be sick. 323 00:24:44,944 --> 00:24:47,613 That's perfect. We're not gonna get across the border with a junkie. 324 00:24:47,780 --> 00:24:50,865 - Everyone be cool. We're here. - We're going to the jail. 325 00:24:51,033 --> 00:24:52,741 Shut up. 326 00:25:01,918 --> 00:25:03,827 Good afternoon, sir. How are you? 327 00:25:04,004 --> 00:25:05,795 Pull it over to the side, please, sir. 328 00:25:05,964 --> 00:25:09,878 - Certainly. Is there some sort of? - Are you deaf? Pull it over now! 329 00:25:31,280 --> 00:25:33,023 Leave 'em for me. 330 00:26:02,434 --> 00:26:03,893 Passports. 331 00:26:12,235 --> 00:26:15,071 OK... 332 00:26:17,532 --> 00:26:19,773 Well, girlies... 333 00:26:21,286 --> 00:26:24,369 ...any drugs in the vehicle? - No. None. 334 00:26:26,207 --> 00:26:29,410 What about you, miss? What's your citizenship? 335 00:26:30,502 --> 00:26:33,040 - We're Canadian. She's an American. - Am I speaking to you? 336 00:26:33,214 --> 00:26:35,253 No. No, sir. 337 00:26:36,383 --> 00:26:38,460 - Miss? - American. 338 00:26:41,221 --> 00:26:43,795 Are you under the influence of any narcotics, miss? 339 00:26:46,643 --> 00:26:47,674 Huh? 340 00:26:48,729 --> 00:26:51,397 You wanna lose the glasses? 341 00:26:51,565 --> 00:26:54,102 I, uh... I'm a bit... I'm sensitive to the light. 342 00:26:54,276 --> 00:26:58,273 I had a bit too much to drink at the gig last night. 343 00:26:58,446 --> 00:26:59,857 Gig? 344 00:27:00,990 --> 00:27:03,149 - Are you in a band? - Yeah. 345 00:27:03,325 --> 00:27:05,152 Sweet! I used to play in a band. 346 00:27:05,328 --> 00:27:08,661 Really? What kind of stuff did you? 347 00:27:12,668 --> 00:27:14,542 Takes me back. 348 00:27:14,711 --> 00:27:16,669 Rock on, dudes. Have a good one. 349 00:27:17,965 --> 00:27:19,424 Thank you. 350 00:27:40,194 --> 00:27:42,352 Morning, sir. Citizenship? 351 00:27:42,529 --> 00:27:43,693 American. 352 00:27:43,864 --> 00:27:46,190 What was the purpose of your trip to Canada? 353 00:27:49,537 --> 00:27:52,952 - Hunting. - Any weapons in the vehicle, sir? 354 00:27:53,123 --> 00:27:56,706 Oh, yeah, yeah. Lots of weapons. 355 00:27:57,961 --> 00:27:59,669 Welcome home. 356 00:28:00,380 --> 00:28:02,871 I just need something to calm my stomach. 357 00:28:03,050 --> 00:28:05,422 Yeah, we're gonna miss sound check. 358 00:28:05,593 --> 00:28:07,551 I have to make pee. 359 00:28:39,876 --> 00:28:41,916 Hey, I have to make pee. 360 00:28:45,674 --> 00:28:47,298 Here you go. 361 00:29:05,568 --> 00:29:06,847 How you doin'? 362 00:29:07,027 --> 00:29:09,150 I'm thirsty. 363 00:29:10,280 --> 00:29:12,071 Maybe I can buy you a drink. 364 00:29:12,240 --> 00:29:14,316 I get off at 4am. 365 00:29:16,953 --> 00:29:18,577 I'm thirsty now. 366 00:29:23,376 --> 00:29:25,534 Well, I got a drink right here. 367 00:29:25,712 --> 00:29:27,585 You want a suck? 368 00:29:28,798 --> 00:29:30,340 Yeah. 369 00:29:32,009 --> 00:29:33,835 Yeah, I do. 370 00:29:51,111 --> 00:29:53,602 It's notjust me, man. Everyone hates Buffalo. 371 00:29:53,779 --> 00:29:56,353 - What's bad about playing in Buffalo? - The Secretaries. 372 00:29:56,532 --> 00:29:58,905 - Who? - The Secretaries of Steak. 373 00:29:59,076 --> 00:30:01,070 You wanna play Buffalo, you open for The Secretaries. 374 00:30:01,245 --> 00:30:04,412 - And they're bad? - Yes, but that's not why we hate them. 375 00:30:04,582 --> 00:30:06,124 Their fans are rabid. 376 00:30:06,292 --> 00:30:09,625 They pelt the opening act with an assortment of raw meats. 377 00:30:09,795 --> 00:30:13,544 Meat? Like... like real, really real meat? 378 00:30:13,715 --> 00:30:17,464 Yeah, like real, raw, bloody meat. 379 00:30:31,691 --> 00:30:33,066 It's not what it looks like. 380 00:30:33,985 --> 00:30:37,685 - Don't be scared. - You drank the guy! 381 00:30:37,864 --> 00:30:40,865 I know. Hugo, I'm sick. 382 00:30:41,033 --> 00:30:43,488 I have a sickness. I can't help myself. 383 00:30:43,661 --> 00:30:45,534 You have to help me, Hugo. 384 00:30:45,704 --> 00:30:47,033 Help you what?! 385 00:30:47,206 --> 00:30:49,448 I need you to dismember this body and hide it. 386 00:30:55,172 --> 00:30:56,998 OK, this is stupid. Where are they? 387 00:30:57,174 --> 00:31:00,044 - Maybe there's a line. - There's no other cars! 388 00:31:05,724 --> 00:31:10,717 Hey. I had a dream you were like a monster! 389 00:31:10,895 --> 00:31:12,270 Monster? 390 00:31:12,438 --> 00:31:15,107 Hugo, that's silly. I'm not a monster. 391 00:31:17,734 --> 00:31:21,318 I'm your master, and you have a lot of cleaning up to do. 392 00:31:21,488 --> 00:31:23,315 Quoi? 393 00:31:26,410 --> 00:31:27,868 Stop screaming! 394 00:31:28,954 --> 00:31:30,329 You're going to eat Hugo? 395 00:31:30,497 --> 00:31:33,949 No. No, I'm not. I'm not gonna eat Hugo. 396 00:31:34,125 --> 00:31:37,577 I'm gonna help Hugo, and Hugo is gonna help me. 397 00:31:37,754 --> 00:31:40,245 Listen, it'll be fun, OK? 398 00:31:40,423 --> 00:31:42,996 And then, if you do a good job, 399 00:31:43,175 --> 00:31:45,501 I'll make you an immortal at the end of the tour. 400 00:31:45,678 --> 00:31:49,627 You mean, like, Hugo will live forever? 401 00:31:49,807 --> 00:31:51,883 Or Hugo will die in five seconds. 402 00:31:54,729 --> 00:31:56,352 I'm going to need my hacksaw. 403 00:31:56,980 --> 00:31:58,012 I brought it. 404 00:31:58,190 --> 00:31:59,934 Oh. 405 00:32:00,942 --> 00:32:04,608 OK, that's it. I'm going in there. 406 00:32:04,780 --> 00:32:06,606 Hey, guys. 407 00:32:08,324 --> 00:32:09,439 All right. 408 00:32:09,617 --> 00:32:13,402 Here's your sandwich, 409 00:32:13,579 --> 00:32:15,821 your juice, 410 00:32:15,998 --> 00:32:19,284 your chips and Pepsi. 411 00:32:19,460 --> 00:32:21,749 Wow! You're feeling better. 412 00:32:21,921 --> 00:32:24,957 Yeah, I had some antacid. It calmed my stomach down. 413 00:32:25,133 --> 00:32:27,256 That's a relief. Where's Hugo? 414 00:32:27,426 --> 00:32:29,833 He'll be out in a second. He got a nosebleed. 415 00:32:30,012 --> 00:32:31,839 Hugo doesn't do drugs. 416 00:32:32,014 --> 00:32:34,137 Dry climate in Buffalo. 417 00:32:39,312 --> 00:32:42,064 - We need to go. - Quite a nosebleed. You OK there, bud? 418 00:32:42,232 --> 00:32:45,766 - Everything's normal. - Good enough for me. Let's go. 419 00:32:53,367 --> 00:32:56,487 This is Rockin'Roger, and you're listening to KCUS. 420 00:32:56,663 --> 00:32:59,912 Touch yourself, touch your friends, but... 421 00:33:00,083 --> 00:33:01,955 ...don't touch that dial. 422 00:33:07,464 --> 00:33:09,872 Yeah! 423 00:33:10,050 --> 00:33:12,089 Yeah! 424 00:33:12,261 --> 00:33:17,052 All rise for The Secretaries of Steak! 425 00:33:28,526 --> 00:33:33,022 # I said war, not the war in my head 426 00:33:34,490 --> 00:33:39,780 # Who will be held accountable for the dead? 427 00:33:39,953 --> 00:33:44,450 # And why must I be paid to kill 428 00:33:44,624 --> 00:33:46,498 # And sin? 429 00:33:46,669 --> 00:33:49,420 # As I slash his throat against my will 430 00:33:50,755 --> 00:33:55,085 # Out he froze his life God chose it 431 00:33:55,260 --> 00:34:00,052 # I'm inside of this lonely grave 432 00:34:00,223 --> 00:34:05,098 # And no one was saved And still I bleed 433 00:34:05,269 --> 00:34:07,725 # And still I bleed 434 00:34:07,897 --> 00:34:10,388 # And still I bleed 435 00:34:10,566 --> 00:34:13,651 # And still I bleed # 436 00:34:19,574 --> 00:34:21,816 Why do they throw meat? 437 00:34:29,293 --> 00:34:33,124 They're all about Jennifer again. They say she's mesmerising. 438 00:34:33,296 --> 00:34:36,879 What, we got 40 hits on the website and they're all about Jennifer? 439 00:34:37,049 --> 00:34:40,216 That's 'cause she's totally hot, and you totally suck. 440 00:34:41,429 --> 00:34:43,552 Why do they throw meat? 441 00:34:43,722 --> 00:34:47,471 Hugo! Roll another. I'm approaching enlightenment. 442 00:34:47,643 --> 00:34:50,216 We are without papers. 443 00:34:50,396 --> 00:34:52,601 Jennifer has the papers. 444 00:34:57,153 --> 00:34:58,480 I'll go get 'em. 445 00:35:01,656 --> 00:35:02,901 No! I'll go. 446 00:35:03,074 --> 00:35:06,574 No, dude, I am the biggest fucking rock star in Buffalo. Chicks dig me. 447 00:35:06,744 --> 00:35:09,366 - I'll go. - No, but I know where they are, so... 448 00:35:11,457 --> 00:35:14,826 - I should just probably go myself? - What's the problem, Frenchie? 449 00:35:15,002 --> 00:35:17,458 - What did you call me? - Frenchie. 450 00:35:17,630 --> 00:35:20,999 Little Frenchie don't speak-a da English, Frenchie? 451 00:35:22,676 --> 00:35:25,678 - Have a nice time. - I will, you bitch. 452 00:35:28,515 --> 00:35:29,760 Douche. 453 00:35:39,817 --> 00:35:43,269 - Hello, angel. - You wanna come inside? 454 00:35:47,701 --> 00:35:49,610 As long as you're on the pill. 455 00:35:54,623 --> 00:35:56,035 Well, hello. 456 00:35:59,587 --> 00:36:02,422 Oh, my God, you smell so good. 457 00:36:02,589 --> 00:36:04,748 It's about fuckin' time someone noticed. 458 00:36:05,551 --> 00:36:08,041 You know what? I taste really good, too. 459 00:36:08,220 --> 00:36:10,545 - Really? - Yeah. 460 00:36:11,765 --> 00:36:13,389 You wanna meet Baby Beef? 461 00:36:21,441 --> 00:36:24,810 - What the hell was that? - Television! It was television. 462 00:36:24,986 --> 00:36:28,521 Hey, assholes! Turn down your damn television! 463 00:36:28,698 --> 00:36:31,367 Hey, Hugo! You wanna take it easy? 464 00:36:31,534 --> 00:36:33,692 What were you talking about? Stopping? 465 00:36:33,869 --> 00:36:36,360 - What? - Stopping her? 466 00:36:36,538 --> 00:36:38,911 Oh, yeah, OK. We're stopping at Victor's. 467 00:36:39,082 --> 00:36:42,000 - Nice! - We need to record some new material. 468 00:36:42,169 --> 00:36:47,163 This showcase gig is gonna have a lot of industry insiders and A&R guys... 469 00:36:47,340 --> 00:36:48,834 Jennifer's got a new song. 470 00:36:49,009 --> 00:36:50,883 Yeah, I'm working on something. 471 00:36:51,052 --> 00:36:54,801 Wow. You won't even listen to it. Who are you, Prince? 472 00:36:54,972 --> 00:36:57,179 No, I'm just saying that I write the songs. 473 00:36:57,350 --> 00:37:00,019 - And how's that been working for us? - What the hell does that mean? 474 00:37:00,186 --> 00:37:03,186 - I'm gonna go check on those papers. - It means maybe it's time to give 475 00:37:03,356 --> 00:37:04,933 someone else a shot. 476 00:37:05,107 --> 00:37:07,563 Why are you so obsessed with Jennifer all of a sudden? 477 00:37:07,735 --> 00:37:10,819 - Can't you see what's going on here? - I think I see what's going on here. 478 00:37:10,988 --> 00:37:13,941 - I think you're in love with her. - Me? That's stupid! 479 00:37:14,116 --> 00:37:16,607 - But it's true. - Shut up! 480 00:37:16,785 --> 00:37:19,241 - But it's so obvious. - What's obvious? 481 00:37:19,413 --> 00:37:22,082 I love Jennifer? Are you completely out of your fucking mind? 482 00:37:22,248 --> 00:37:26,163 Maybe I'm crazy, or maybe I'm just high, but as of right now, 483 00:37:26,336 --> 00:37:30,036 nothing seems certain except for the fact that you love Jennifer. 484 00:37:30,214 --> 00:37:33,299 Joey still loves Jennifer, and Hugo loves Jennifer. 485 00:37:34,552 --> 00:37:36,924 Oh, my God, I'm in love with Jennifer. 486 00:37:37,972 --> 00:37:39,597 I don't know whether it's 'cause she's hot 487 00:37:39,765 --> 00:37:42,221 or maybe it's 'cause she's the only girl around. 488 00:37:42,393 --> 00:37:45,927 But... either way, I'm totally smitten. 489 00:37:46,104 --> 00:37:49,106 - Let's order some more food. - Yeah. 490 00:37:51,985 --> 00:37:55,437 - Jesus! - Beef had to go home. 491 00:37:55,613 --> 00:37:57,523 Hugo. Hugo! 492 00:37:59,367 --> 00:38:02,322 - Where'd all that blood come from? - From the show. 493 00:38:02,495 --> 00:38:06,742 Hugo, you just left here clean and you come back covered in mystery blood. 494 00:38:06,917 --> 00:38:08,660 Wanna tell me what the fuck is going on? 495 00:38:08,834 --> 00:38:10,957 You're stoned? 496 00:38:11,129 --> 00:38:12,409 Bye-bye. 497 00:38:14,632 --> 00:38:18,131 What are we smoking, PCP? 498 00:38:35,026 --> 00:38:35,311 - Hey. Hey! - 499 00:38:35,402 --> 00:38:36,861 - Hey. Hey! - 500 00:38:37,028 --> 00:38:38,855 Hey... 501 00:38:44,160 --> 00:38:46,829 Hey. Hello, my friend. 502 00:38:46,996 --> 00:38:50,661 You are my friend. You! You are my friend. 503 00:39:00,384 --> 00:39:01,961 Stop crying! I'm trying to eat! 504 00:39:02,135 --> 00:39:04,626 All right, what the hell is going? 505 00:39:08,266 --> 00:39:10,971 - It's not what it looks like. - You ate Beef! 506 00:39:13,479 --> 00:39:17,312 - Everyone be cool. - OK, we've definitely smoked PCP. 507 00:39:17,483 --> 00:39:20,603 - I can explain. - You can explain 508 00:39:20,779 --> 00:39:24,064 - why you're chewing on a severed arm? - Don't be such a drama queen. 509 00:39:24,240 --> 00:39:26,910 Drama queen? You killed someone! 510 00:39:27,076 --> 00:39:32,118 Whoa. Hey, now. Everybody just chill a second. Nobody killed anybody. 511 00:39:32,289 --> 00:39:35,954 It's PCP! We're just bad trippin' is all. Right, Jenny? 512 00:39:36,835 --> 00:39:38,792 No, this is real. 513 00:39:40,047 --> 00:39:42,253 And you had Hugo cover your tracks as usual. 514 00:39:42,424 --> 00:39:46,373 And you're an insensitive asshole who only cares about himself as usual! 515 00:39:46,553 --> 00:39:48,462 Do you think I want to be in this situation? 516 00:39:48,638 --> 00:39:50,465 You think I know who the hell you are any more? 517 00:39:50,640 --> 00:39:53,594 - Nobody likes a judge. - Yeah, no one likes a vampire, either. 518 00:39:53,768 --> 00:39:56,057 - Screw you, Joey! - Screw me? Screw me? 519 00:39:56,229 --> 00:39:58,898 - You're out of the band, Jennifer! - She's kind of the best thing 520 00:39:59,065 --> 00:40:01,021 - about this band right now. - Tyler... 521 00:40:01,192 --> 00:40:03,517 I'm just saying, maybe you should sleep on it. 522 00:40:03,695 --> 00:40:07,193 Oh, my God, you really ate Beef. This is really happening. 523 00:40:09,658 --> 00:40:11,485 It's really happening. 524 00:40:21,586 --> 00:40:24,504 OK. Well, we have to call the cops. 525 00:40:24,672 --> 00:40:27,839 Who are you? No one's calling the cops. 526 00:40:28,009 --> 00:40:30,416 We're still a band, not a bunch of narcs! 527 00:40:30,595 --> 00:40:33,512 - There's a dead body in the bathtub. - What are you gonna tell them? 528 00:40:33,681 --> 00:40:37,631 "Our bass player's a vampire, she just ate the most popular band in Buffalo"? 529 00:40:37,810 --> 00:40:40,301 - They'll lock you up! - What happens on the road 530 00:40:40,480 --> 00:40:44,014 - stays on the road. - Just shut up, OK? Let me think. 531 00:40:44,192 --> 00:40:47,939 - Do you have vampire powers? - Yes. 532 00:40:48,112 --> 00:40:50,151 - Really? - Oh, yeah. 533 00:40:50,906 --> 00:40:55,449 I'm super fast, super strong and I can talk to other vampires with my mind. 534 00:40:55,618 --> 00:40:58,869 - Plus, I can turn into fog. - Get out! 535 00:41:00,123 --> 00:41:03,289 - She ate The ltchies. - You ate The ltchies? 536 00:41:03,460 --> 00:41:06,129 - Holy shit, Jennifer! - I can explain. 537 00:41:06,295 --> 00:41:07,790 How? 538 00:41:07,964 --> 00:41:11,546 I have a problem, but I'm still the same person inside. 539 00:41:11,718 --> 00:41:13,341 I'm still the same girl. 540 00:41:13,511 --> 00:41:15,503 I need help. 541 00:41:15,680 --> 00:41:17,054 I need you guys. 542 00:42:00,764 --> 00:42:02,756 All right, I know it's been a long night. 543 00:42:02,933 --> 00:42:06,099 But if we're still playing this showcase gig, we need to set some ground rules. 544 00:42:06,270 --> 00:42:09,139 - OK. - What kind of ground rules? 545 00:42:09,314 --> 00:42:12,066 Rule number one: Under no circumstances 546 00:42:12,233 --> 00:42:15,068 may you make any other member of this band into a vampire. 547 00:42:15,236 --> 00:42:18,735 - She promised me immortality. - Yeah. Life's about disappointment. 548 00:42:18,907 --> 00:42:21,444 - Rule number one's bullshit! - OK, Hugo... 549 00:42:22,493 --> 00:42:25,198 Rule number two: No more killing, all right? 550 00:42:25,370 --> 00:42:29,451 If you need blood, we'll... We'll pull over and you can suck on a cow. 551 00:42:29,625 --> 00:42:31,866 - Will that work? - It's a deal-breaker, OK? 552 00:42:32,044 --> 00:42:34,665 No more mur... No more murders. 553 00:42:34,839 --> 00:42:37,922 All right, fine. I'll try cow blood. It might work. 554 00:42:38,091 --> 00:42:40,878 Might work. Didn't think to try it first, just... 555 00:42:41,052 --> 00:42:42,463 You're judging again. 556 00:42:43,221 --> 00:42:46,756 Rule number three: Total honesty from this point on. 557 00:42:46,933 --> 00:42:50,100 - No more secrets. - You mean like Jeff quitting? 558 00:42:50,269 --> 00:42:51,930 Jeff quit? 559 00:42:53,689 --> 00:42:57,023 Yeah, Jeff quit, OK? I lied. But it was for the good of the band. 560 00:42:57,193 --> 00:43:00,692 Jeff quit? Well, what about our big industry insider show, 561 00:43:00,863 --> 00:43:04,730 with all the movers and shakers? Why are we even bothering to go? 562 00:43:05,867 --> 00:43:08,537 I don't know any more. 563 00:43:08,704 --> 00:43:12,072 Lighten up, man. We'll go. 564 00:43:12,249 --> 00:43:14,786 It's not like anyone has anything else to do. 565 00:43:14,960 --> 00:43:17,665 Besides, people are starting to show up at these gigs. 566 00:43:17,837 --> 00:43:21,041 I mean, this vampire thing might even help us. 567 00:43:22,509 --> 00:43:25,924 - Can you wash your hands? - I did. 568 00:43:26,095 --> 00:43:27,471 Again? 569 00:43:31,434 --> 00:43:34,518 This is the Rockin' Roger Morning Show, late-night edition. 570 00:43:34,687 --> 00:43:36,893 Right now, I'd like to thank our sponsors: 571 00:43:37,065 --> 00:43:39,934 Sex, drugs and rock and roll. 572 00:43:41,777 --> 00:43:43,057 Me likey. 573 00:43:43,236 --> 00:43:47,187 # She almost left town yesterday 574 00:43:49,534 --> 00:43:52,868 # She had everything she would say 575 00:43:55,790 --> 00:43:58,957 # About all the things I've done wrong 576 00:44:02,046 --> 00:44:05,296 # How they just made her strong 577 00:44:07,635 --> 00:44:12,593 # I almost killed you last night She said 578 00:44:13,808 --> 00:44:18,884 # I almost killed you last night Dead 579 00:44:19,563 --> 00:44:23,181 # I almost ended your life 580 00:44:23,359 --> 00:44:26,692 # It was so close it hurts 581 00:44:29,698 --> 00:44:32,734 # So close it hurts 582 00:44:37,705 --> 00:44:41,156 # She always stood up for herself 583 00:44:43,878 --> 00:44:47,247 # She'd never been anywhere else 584 00:44:50,217 --> 00:44:53,088 # Everybody told her to leave 585 00:44:56,473 --> 00:44:59,094 # < 00:45:01,685 # And she said 587 00:45:01,853 --> 00:45:06,681 # I almost killed you last night She said... 588 00:45:09,277 --> 00:45:12,562 So, what took you guys so long tonight? 589 00:45:14,281 --> 00:45:17,317 We loaded the gear and then Hugo wanted to stop for tacos. 590 00:45:18,494 --> 00:45:20,985 - Tacos? - Tacos. 591 00:45:21,163 --> 00:45:24,034 - Tacos. - Yep. 592 00:45:25,083 --> 00:45:27,373 So you didn't eat anyone, then? 593 00:45:27,544 --> 00:45:29,703 - No. - You sure? 594 00:45:29,880 --> 00:45:33,580 - I did not eat anyone. - All right. Good. 595 00:45:35,802 --> 00:45:37,759 Does Victor know we're coming? 596 00:45:37,929 --> 00:45:40,052 If he knew, he'd say come back when we have money. 597 00:45:40,223 --> 00:45:42,180 What makes you think he's not gonna say that anyways? 598 00:45:42,350 --> 00:45:45,019 I'm trying to avoid thinking at this point. 599 00:45:46,312 --> 00:45:48,020 Joey... 600 00:45:49,107 --> 00:45:50,684 ...l'm sorry. 601 00:45:51,818 --> 00:45:54,106 I'm sorry, too, OK? 602 00:45:54,278 --> 00:45:57,030 Tyler says you got a new song. 603 00:45:57,197 --> 00:45:59,404 Yeah. 604 00:46:00,659 --> 00:46:03,743 - You sure you didn't eat anyone? - For Christ's sake! 605 00:46:03,912 --> 00:46:05,821 I'm just asking. 606 00:46:06,915 --> 00:46:10,663 Maybe when we get to Victor's, we'll try your song. 607 00:46:10,836 --> 00:46:12,958 Mine's a... 608 00:46:13,129 --> 00:46:14,921 Mine sucks. 609 00:46:15,090 --> 00:46:17,047 OK, cool. 610 00:46:18,552 --> 00:46:21,220 But I'm still the leader of the band. 611 00:46:21,387 --> 00:46:22,550 Aye-aye, captain. 612 00:46:22,722 --> 00:46:25,177 # So close it hurts # 613 00:46:53,584 --> 00:46:57,036 - It doesn't look like anyone's home. - He's always home. 614 00:47:03,636 --> 00:47:05,593 Joey Winner. 615 00:47:05,763 --> 00:47:08,966 - Hi, Victor. - You bring money? 616 00:47:09,141 --> 00:47:11,513 Uh, yeah. Um... 617 00:47:12,352 --> 00:47:15,936 We just did one song, and I thought we'd split the publishing 50/50. 618 00:47:16,106 --> 00:47:18,775 Oh, yeah. Fifty per cent of nothing. 619 00:47:21,569 --> 00:47:22,945 Who the fuck are you? 620 00:47:23,864 --> 00:47:27,280 That's... that's Sam. He's our new drummer. 621 00:47:28,785 --> 00:47:31,655 - You a cop? - No. I... I like your records. 622 00:47:31,830 --> 00:47:33,621 Oh, yeah? Blow me. 623 00:47:37,543 --> 00:47:41,672 Get outta here. Relax, man! It's a joke. It's a joke! 624 00:47:45,968 --> 00:47:49,253 - What did you do? - Nothing. 625 00:47:51,765 --> 00:47:55,051 This is a recording studio? And what is with that computer? 626 00:47:55,226 --> 00:47:59,770 Is that a Commodore 64? My cellphone has more memory than that piece of shit. 627 00:47:59,940 --> 00:48:01,018 What? 628 00:48:01,191 --> 00:48:05,686 - Oh! You OK, man? - Yes, I am OK. 629 00:48:05,862 --> 00:48:08,103 Hugo is always OK. 630 00:48:08,281 --> 00:48:11,447 Fix that shit, pack that gear, 631 00:48:11,617 --> 00:48:13,989 - hide all those... - Hugo. 632 00:48:14,662 --> 00:48:16,536 Don't worry about Hugo. 633 00:48:20,959 --> 00:48:23,794 All right, let's power this baby up. 634 00:48:27,466 --> 00:48:29,174 Wow. 635 00:48:29,342 --> 00:48:31,632 It's alive. 636 00:48:31,803 --> 00:48:34,341 - What's the song called? - I Was A Fool. 637 00:48:34,514 --> 00:48:36,222 You were, baby. 638 00:48:37,976 --> 00:48:39,635 We're rollin'! 639 00:48:50,321 --> 00:48:52,729 # I was a fool 640 00:48:52,906 --> 00:48:55,694 # And I believed 641 00:48:55,868 --> 00:48:58,654 # There was nothing 642 00:48:58,829 --> 00:49:01,320 # Left for me 643 00:49:01,498 --> 00:49:04,369 # Like every fool 644 00:49:04,542 --> 00:49:07,247 # I couldn't see 645 00:49:07,421 --> 00:49:10,337 # The wondrous beauty 646 00:49:10,507 --> 00:49:13,342 # For the beast 647 00:49:13,510 --> 00:49:19,014 # I was a fool 648 00:49:19,181 --> 00:49:22,052 # I was a fool 649 00:49:22,227 --> 00:49:25,096 # And I believed 650 00:49:25,271 --> 00:49:30,727 # There was no one there for me 651 00:49:30,901 --> 00:49:33,273 # I guess that it's true 652 00:49:33,445 --> 00:49:36,861 # There cannot be 653 00:49:37,032 --> 00:49:42,073 # One as blind as one will not see 654 00:49:42,245 --> 00:49:48,330 # I was a fool 655 00:49:48,501 --> 00:49:51,502 # I was a fool 656 00:49:51,670 --> 00:49:55,538 # And I believed 657 00:49:55,716 --> 00:49:58,671 # The reason stars 658 00:49:58,844 --> 00:50:01,252 # Come out at night 659 00:50:01,431 --> 00:50:03,968 # The reason birds 660 00:50:04,141 --> 00:50:06,928 # Fly in the sky 661 00:50:07,102 --> 00:50:09,973 # Is the reason you 662 00:50:10,147 --> 00:50:12,685 # And the reason I 663 00:50:12,857 --> 00:50:15,894 # Can dream 664 00:50:18,906 --> 00:50:20,400 # I dream # 665 00:50:20,573 --> 00:50:23,658 So how long has she been a bloodsucker? 666 00:50:23,827 --> 00:50:25,866 Uh, what? 667 00:50:26,037 --> 00:50:28,707 You know, Québécois Nosferatu. 668 00:50:28,873 --> 00:50:32,242 A vampire, dill weed. How long? 669 00:50:32,419 --> 00:50:35,704 - How did you, um? - I've been around, son. 670 00:50:36,881 --> 00:50:38,541 About a week. 671 00:50:38,716 --> 00:50:42,334 - Are you sleeping with one eye open? - It's not like that. 672 00:50:42,511 --> 00:50:47,588 Dude, let me tell you what I've learned in my many, many travels. 673 00:50:47,766 --> 00:50:52,227 Always use a condom, and never trust a goddamn vampire. 674 00:50:52,395 --> 00:50:55,479 Yeah, it's actually been going really good for me. 675 00:50:55,649 --> 00:50:57,392 The audiences are responding for a change. 676 00:50:57,568 --> 00:51:00,319 They don't give a shit about your band. 677 00:51:00,487 --> 00:51:02,479 They're there for the freak show. 678 00:51:02,655 --> 00:51:05,324 You got a vampire on the stage, you idiot. 679 00:51:05,492 --> 00:51:07,947 This'll end bad for you. 680 00:51:18,128 --> 00:51:20,454 - Come on. - No! 681 00:51:20,630 --> 00:51:22,956 Do you have any idea how much shit I'd get in? 682 00:51:23,133 --> 00:51:25,624 - Who's gonna know? - Tyler! 683 00:51:25,802 --> 00:51:29,752 - I always share with you. - This is a little different. 684 00:51:31,766 --> 00:51:34,008 When do I ask you for anything? 685 00:51:36,438 --> 00:51:38,097 Please? 686 00:51:39,107 --> 00:51:40,898 Look, it's just till New York. 687 00:51:41,067 --> 00:51:44,400 - What happens in New York? - CMJ. 688 00:51:44,570 --> 00:51:47,939 - So? - So I got a showcase gig 689 00:51:48,116 --> 00:51:50,571 with a lot of industry insiders and A&R guys. 690 00:51:50,743 --> 00:51:53,530 Jeff set this whole thing up. 691 00:51:53,703 --> 00:51:56,990 First of all, Jeff is a weasel. 692 00:51:57,165 --> 00:52:00,830 And, dude, bein' famous ain't all it's cracked up to be. 693 00:52:01,003 --> 00:52:03,328 You can't go to a movie, can't go to a bar, 694 00:52:03,504 --> 00:52:06,956 cops arrest you, ask for your autograph. 695 00:52:07,134 --> 00:52:10,383 - It's bullshit. - It's not about being famous. 696 00:52:10,553 --> 00:52:11,833 Then what's it about? 697 00:52:14,557 --> 00:52:16,134 I don't know. 698 00:52:16,935 --> 00:52:20,635 You don't know, but you're ready to go to hell for it. 699 00:52:20,813 --> 00:52:24,016 This tour's my last chance. I'm not giving up. 700 00:52:24,191 --> 00:52:27,441 You don't have to give up. Just kick the vampire out of the band. 701 00:52:27,611 --> 00:52:29,271 But she's helping us, not hurting us. 702 00:52:29,446 --> 00:52:31,687 Maybe it ain't worth it. 703 00:52:33,367 --> 00:52:35,442 Well, what do you want me to say? 704 00:52:35,619 --> 00:52:38,655 That I'm a hack? That without my vampire no one would give a shit? 705 00:52:38,830 --> 00:52:42,579 Fine, I'm a hack. You know? But this hack has a hot band right now. 706 00:52:42,750 --> 00:52:44,494 Remember what that felt like? It's been a while, 707 00:52:44,669 --> 00:52:48,204 but it feels a lot better than dismal failure. 708 00:52:49,799 --> 00:52:51,127 You're not a hack. 709 00:52:52,301 --> 00:52:54,590 - Thanks. - You're a poser, 710 00:52:54,762 --> 00:52:57,004 wanker, dick. 711 00:52:57,181 --> 00:53:00,265 Now, take your vampire and go. 712 00:53:00,434 --> 00:53:02,593 What, you're kicking me out? 713 00:53:03,895 --> 00:53:07,181 You got your song. Studio's closed. 714 00:53:08,692 --> 00:53:11,397 - Thanks. - Forever. 715 00:53:13,738 --> 00:53:15,363 All right. 716 00:53:28,586 --> 00:53:31,503 - What? - You look different. 717 00:53:31,672 --> 00:53:36,464 Oh, yeah? When are you noticing what I look like? Maybe I'm just tired. 718 00:53:39,221 --> 00:53:42,388 Maybe you need to recharge. You want a sandwich? 719 00:53:43,267 --> 00:53:46,267 No, no. I'm not hungry. 720 00:53:47,938 --> 00:53:51,022 - When was the last time you ate? - What are you, my mom? 721 00:53:54,861 --> 00:53:57,103 - Feedl - 722 00:53:57,280 --> 00:54:00,364 - What? - Nothing. 723 00:54:06,163 --> 00:54:09,367 - What? - Nothing. 724 00:54:11,043 --> 00:54:13,119 [# David Bowie: Here Comes the Night] 725 00:54:14,797 --> 00:54:16,670 # Here comes the night 726 00:54:16,840 --> 00:54:19,591 # Here it comes 727 00:54:19,760 --> 00:54:22,547 # Here comes the night 728 00:54:24,139 --> 00:54:27,305 # Yeah, here comes the night 729 00:54:29,978 --> 00:54:32,599 - # Oh, yeah - # Here comes the night... 730 00:54:37,027 --> 00:54:40,561 - You're so beautiful! - Thanks. Excuse me. 731 00:54:41,739 --> 00:54:43,019 Wait. 732 00:54:46,576 --> 00:54:49,661 I have magic pills. Take them. 733 00:54:49,830 --> 00:54:52,368 It's OK. It's really not my thing. 734 00:54:52,541 --> 00:54:56,159 Please! These are my eyes! 735 00:54:58,422 --> 00:54:59,964 OK. 736 00:55:02,467 --> 00:55:04,839 Now, get out of here before I bite your face off. 737 00:55:06,096 --> 00:55:07,470 So beautiful! 738 00:55:13,520 --> 00:55:15,642 You're so beautiful! 739 00:55:24,655 --> 00:55:26,695 You look pale. 740 00:55:26,865 --> 00:55:29,782 No, it's... I'm nervous. That's all. 741 00:55:29,952 --> 00:55:30,983 You're nervous. 742 00:55:31,161 --> 00:55:32,442 - Mm-hm. - Uh-huh. 743 00:55:32,621 --> 00:55:35,076 - And nervous makes you pale? - Yeah. 744 00:55:35,249 --> 00:55:38,699 - I see. - Joey, Jeff is here. 745 00:55:38,877 --> 00:55:41,628 - What? Where? - In the club. 746 00:55:41,796 --> 00:55:44,963 Susan is here also, I think. I think they might be here together. 747 00:55:46,509 --> 00:55:47,541 Bullshit. 748 00:55:48,636 --> 00:55:51,210 Yes, I'm Hugo the liar. 749 00:55:51,389 --> 00:55:52,883 This is what I do with my time, 750 00:55:53,057 --> 00:55:56,426 because I don't have enough shit to do around here with the gear and the car 751 00:55:56,602 --> 00:55:59,176 - that never works and the bodies... - All right! 752 00:56:01,732 --> 00:56:03,558 I just had some cow. 753 00:56:03,734 --> 00:56:06,521 - Speaking of which, Susan's here. - Yeah, I heard. 754 00:56:08,322 --> 00:56:10,314 Hugo, do you have a pick? 755 00:56:10,491 --> 00:56:12,364 I gave it to you already. 756 00:56:24,587 --> 00:56:25,915 Hey, guys. 757 00:56:26,089 --> 00:56:28,840 Hey, Joey! How's it goin'? 758 00:56:29,008 --> 00:56:31,581 Super. You guys just in the neighbourhood, or? 759 00:56:31,760 --> 00:56:33,918 We're not sleeping together, if that's what you mean. 760 00:56:34,096 --> 00:56:37,181 No, that's not what I meant, but wow. 761 00:56:37,349 --> 00:56:41,394 - Yeah, we're just buds. - Terrific. 762 00:56:41,561 --> 00:56:44,231 - Bullshit. We're all grown-ups here. - Yeah, we are. 763 00:56:45,315 --> 00:56:47,640 I'm glad you feel that way about it, 'cause guess what? 764 00:56:47,817 --> 00:56:49,976 - What? - I got you a one-hour interview 765 00:56:50,153 --> 00:56:52,691 on the Rockin' Roger Show tomorrow morning. 766 00:56:52,863 --> 00:56:55,402 - Oh, yeah? - You guys are blowing up, man. 767 00:56:55,575 --> 00:56:59,074 - And you're sleeping with Susan. - Not if that bothers you. 768 00:56:59,245 --> 00:57:01,119 - Yeah, it really does. - OK. 769 00:57:01,289 --> 00:57:04,205 - We're done. - What?! 770 00:57:06,294 --> 00:57:08,452 Well, screw you! 771 00:57:10,756 --> 00:57:14,753 Not any more, man. See, all your dreams are comin' true. 772 00:57:20,431 --> 00:57:25,509 So it's really nice to be back here in... Pennsylvania! 773 00:57:28,815 --> 00:57:31,685 - You OK? - Yeah, I got a headache. 774 00:57:31,859 --> 00:57:33,935 Jeff got us on Rockin' Roger tomorrow morning. 775 00:57:34,112 --> 00:57:35,903 Amazing! 776 00:57:36,071 --> 00:57:38,609 Hugo, do we have any aspirin? 777 00:57:38,783 --> 00:57:40,775 We are out. 778 00:57:40,952 --> 00:57:44,285 - I have been in much pain. - Great. 779 00:57:44,455 --> 00:57:45,569 Hugo... 780 00:57:46,915 --> 00:57:48,374 What do you call this? 781 00:57:48,542 --> 00:57:51,211 - Wait! - What? 782 00:57:51,878 --> 00:57:52,910 Nothing! 783 00:57:53,088 --> 00:57:55,923 You are listening to KCUS, and if it's good, 784 00:57:56,091 --> 00:57:58,842 it must be Rockin' Roger... ... on the radio. 785 00:57:59,011 --> 00:58:01,502 [# This is Your Brain on Drugs] 786 00:58:10,021 --> 00:58:15,477 # It's really nice to hear your voice again 787 00:58:15,651 --> 00:58:18,937 # It's really nice to hear you breathe 788 00:58:21,240 --> 00:58:25,653 # I can't take it for another minute 789 00:58:25,827 --> 00:58:30,288 # When you're down on your knees 790 00:58:31,958 --> 00:58:34,284 # This is your brain 791 00:58:34,461 --> 00:58:37,130 # This is your brain 792 00:58:37,297 --> 00:58:41,591 # This is your brain on drugs 793 00:58:54,605 --> 00:58:59,895 # It's really nice of you to fuck me over 794 00:59:00,068 --> 00:59:03,852 # It's really nice of you to leave 795 00:59:05,532 --> 00:59:10,028 # I can't take it with a spoon of sugar 796 00:59:10,203 --> 00:59:16,455 # When you're down on your knees, yeah 797 00:59:16,625 --> 00:59:18,499 # This is your brain 798 00:59:18,670 --> 00:59:21,670 # This is your brain 799 00:59:21,839 --> 00:59:25,836 # This is your brain on drugs # 800 00:59:32,891 --> 00:59:34,136 You treacherous bitch. 801 00:59:34,310 --> 00:59:38,223 - Take it down a couple of notches. - And you. You take Sam down with you? 802 00:59:38,396 --> 00:59:39,974 - Sam's a big boy. - I don't need people 803 00:59:40,149 --> 00:59:43,434 - to make my decisions for me. - Yeah, you do! You're a drummer! 804 00:59:43,609 --> 00:59:47,607 - It was a mistake. - Mistake. You broke rule number one! 805 00:59:47,781 --> 00:59:50,532 Why not me? Why not Hugo? 806 00:59:50,700 --> 00:59:53,950 - Can you undo it? - No. 807 00:59:54,745 --> 00:59:57,414 That's great. That's just perfect. 808 00:59:57,582 --> 00:59:59,206 How come they're not sick in the sun? 809 00:59:59,375 --> 01:00:03,123 - We didn't feed. - Feed? Feed? 810 01:00:03,295 --> 01:00:05,786 - I'm sorry. - Look, cow blood, Joey. 811 01:00:05,964 --> 01:00:08,751 - I swear, man, that's all I'm after. - Shut up! 812 01:00:08,926 --> 01:00:12,128 Say what you want, the audience dug the vampire shit. 813 01:00:12,304 --> 01:00:14,676 - Totally. - They...? That's great. Totally. 814 01:00:16,684 --> 01:00:20,052 No! There's something bad on the other side of that door. 815 01:00:20,228 --> 01:00:22,897 No. All the bad's in here with me. 816 01:00:23,064 --> 01:00:24,227 Let's go now. 817 01:00:30,988 --> 01:00:32,731 What the hell? 818 01:00:34,575 --> 01:00:37,279 - Where's the rest of the band? - They just left. 819 01:00:37,453 --> 01:00:39,077 Listen, you little punk. 820 01:00:39,246 --> 01:00:41,618 You tell your friends that I'm onto them. 821 01:00:41,791 --> 01:00:44,328 You tell 'em that Eddie is coming after them. 822 01:00:44,501 --> 01:00:46,044 Sure thing, Eddie. Got it. 823 01:00:46,211 --> 01:00:48,085 Eddie. Eddie! 824 01:00:53,635 --> 01:00:55,213 Thanks for nothing, Hugo. 825 01:00:55,386 --> 01:00:56,762 He was scary! 826 01:00:56,929 --> 01:01:01,924 - You're supposed to watch the door. - I know. I'm supposed to do everything. 827 01:01:02,602 --> 01:01:05,058 This is Rockin' Roger on The Rockin' Roger Morning Show, 828 01:01:05,229 --> 01:01:07,981 and I am sitting here with The Winners. 829 01:01:08,149 --> 01:01:10,818 Now, what kind of name is that, anyway? 830 01:01:10,984 --> 01:01:12,693 Uh, it's ironic. 831 01:01:12,861 --> 01:01:16,526 Whoa! Big word. Pace yourself, Einstein. 832 01:01:16,699 --> 01:01:20,032 Try to breathe. Now, you all have been around for a while, 833 01:01:20,202 --> 01:01:23,452 and I've heard there's quite a bit of hype around your show at the festival. 834 01:01:23,622 --> 01:01:26,195 Yes. We're very excited about it. 835 01:01:26,374 --> 01:01:29,578 I can tell. It's coming off you in waves. 836 01:01:29,752 --> 01:01:31,959 Now, I've been lookin' at you and I been thinking to myself, 837 01:01:32,129 --> 01:01:35,713 "Rockin' Roger, this group looks neat." 838 01:01:35,883 --> 01:01:37,922 That's the word I'd use. You look neat. 839 01:01:38,094 --> 01:01:42,672 And for all you people out there in radioland, this band is the real deal. 840 01:01:42,848 --> 01:01:48,222 They've got that whole sex, drugs and rock 'n' roll look down. 841 01:01:48,395 --> 01:01:51,397 Son, are you wearing pancake, 842 01:01:51,565 --> 01:01:54,139 or are you actually that pale? 843 01:01:54,318 --> 01:01:55,728 He looks like a statue. 844 01:01:55,903 --> 01:02:00,114 - What? - Wow! All that and brains, too, huh? 845 01:02:00,282 --> 01:02:02,488 You all just released a single. What is it? 846 01:02:02,659 --> 01:02:06,408 - It's called Suck. - I've heard it. It does. 847 01:02:06,579 --> 01:02:10,079 Oh! Rockin' Roger on the radio comin' right to you live! 848 01:02:10,250 --> 01:02:13,785 Did you just say our song sucked on the radio? 849 01:02:13,961 --> 01:02:16,333 No! I said it on television. 850 01:02:16,506 --> 01:02:19,459 - We've hidden the cameras. - What cameras? 851 01:02:20,676 --> 01:02:23,843 Kids, you all have to lay off the drugs, OK? 852 01:02:24,013 --> 01:02:26,681 This is not rocket science, what we're doin' here. 853 01:02:26,849 --> 01:02:29,802 They're only questions. And like my mama used to say, 854 01:02:29,977 --> 01:02:34,437 "It's only rock 'n' roll, but I like it!" 855 01:02:34,607 --> 01:02:37,358 - Say it again. - Say what? 856 01:02:37,525 --> 01:02:39,233 - Hey. Be cool. - No, no. 857 01:02:39,402 --> 01:02:41,360 Do something you're good at. 858 01:02:41,529 --> 01:02:43,154 Like sucking! Ooh! 859 01:02:43,323 --> 01:02:45,031 Gotcha two times, Rockin' Roger! 860 01:02:45,199 --> 01:02:47,655 And what's up with the make-up, anyway? 861 01:02:47,827 --> 01:02:51,326 We're not wearing make-up, asshole. We're vampires. 862 01:03:01,131 --> 01:03:04,547 You assholes You just ate the only guy playing our recordl 863 01:03:18,523 --> 01:03:21,393 - That was amazing! - What? 864 01:03:21,567 --> 01:03:24,058 That was hilarious! 865 01:03:24,237 --> 01:03:26,395 Every rock station in the country has picked up the single. 866 01:03:26,572 --> 01:03:29,277 Every label in the country is coming to the show. 867 01:03:29,450 --> 01:03:31,442 - Really? - Yeah, you guys are gonna be famous. 868 01:03:31,619 --> 01:03:34,192 This is, like, the most famous radio stunt since Orson Welles. 869 01:03:34,372 --> 01:03:36,613 Jeff, it wasn't a stunt. OK? 870 01:03:39,251 --> 01:03:42,336 Who cares, man? It doesn't matter. We're still gonna be rich! 871 01:03:42,504 --> 01:03:44,793 Hugo, would you please check the website? 872 01:03:48,509 --> 01:03:50,586 - We did get some hits. - We got some hits? 873 01:03:50,762 --> 01:03:55,008 - How many hits did we get, Hugo? - 1,604,000. 874 01:03:55,183 --> 01:03:59,050 Yes, 1,604,000! 875 01:03:59,229 --> 01:04:02,229 Jeff, they killed Rockin' Roger on air. 876 01:04:02,398 --> 01:04:03,809 We're all goin' to jail. 877 01:04:03,983 --> 01:04:06,854 Hey, Joey, why don't you let me worry about that, OK? 878 01:04:07,027 --> 01:04:09,234 Why don't you guys just get ready to rock? 879 01:04:12,908 --> 01:04:15,909 OK, I gotta take this. But if anyone asks you what happened to Rockin' Roger, 880 01:04:16,078 --> 01:04:18,237 you just tell them we cannot comment at this time. All right? 881 01:04:18,413 --> 01:04:21,913 We'll just keep it rollin' that way. Just keep rollin'. This is all good. OK. 882 01:04:22,084 --> 01:04:23,708 Konnichiwa. Uh-huh. 883 01:04:23,877 --> 01:04:27,495 - Did he just say we're gonna be famous? - Yes. 884 01:04:28,298 --> 01:04:29,756 I gotta go call my mom. 885 01:04:31,759 --> 01:04:34,677 [# The Moog: You Raised a Vampire] 886 01:04:34,845 --> 01:04:36,755 # You raised a vampire 887 01:04:36,931 --> 01:04:40,015 # You raised a vampire 888 01:04:41,018 --> 01:04:43,224 # You raised a vampire 889 01:04:43,395 --> 01:04:45,553 # You raised a vampire 890 01:04:45,731 --> 01:04:47,273 # Ohl Ohl Ohl 891 01:04:47,441 --> 01:04:49,647 # You raised a vampire 892 01:04:49,818 --> 01:04:51,976 # You raised a vampire 893 01:04:52,154 --> 01:04:53,696 # Ohl Ohl Ohl # 894 01:04:57,033 --> 01:04:58,907 What's with the flashlight? 895 01:05:00,912 --> 01:05:03,070 I don't like talking about it. 896 01:05:06,709 --> 01:05:08,915 I'm afraid of the dark. 897 01:05:09,879 --> 01:05:13,129 Cool. I'm afraid of confined spaces and water fountains. 898 01:05:13,299 --> 01:05:14,877 Yeah. 899 01:05:15,050 --> 01:05:16,711 Um... 900 01:05:16,885 --> 01:05:19,637 - Will you let me in? - Yeah. Yeah, sure. Go ahead. 901 01:05:19,805 --> 01:05:21,383 Great. 902 01:05:22,974 --> 01:05:25,015 - Nice talkin' to ya. - Yeah. 903 01:05:25,185 --> 01:05:28,056 - It's very confined in there. Yeah. - All right. 904 01:05:33,401 --> 01:05:36,272 - How much time? - Five minutes. 905 01:05:39,616 --> 01:05:41,905 You can't go on like that. 906 01:05:42,076 --> 01:05:45,196 You... I know what you are. You're a goddamn vampire. 907 01:05:45,371 --> 01:05:49,119 - You say that like it's a bad thing. - You did this. 908 01:05:49,291 --> 01:05:52,209 - All this is because of you. - I did nothing. 909 01:05:52,377 --> 01:05:54,002 I was working the bar that night. 910 01:05:54,172 --> 01:05:56,709 You're the one that let your girlfriend go home with a vampire. 911 01:05:56,882 --> 01:06:00,714 - She's my ex-girlfriend, OK? - I can read your mind, remember? 912 01:06:00,886 --> 01:06:03,294 - Piss off. - What are you so angry about? 913 01:06:03,472 --> 01:06:06,389 You got your industry inside showcase gig. 914 01:06:06,558 --> 01:06:09,678 You seem to be the only one that's not enjoying it. 915 01:06:09,852 --> 01:06:11,561 It's complicated. 916 01:06:11,729 --> 01:06:14,849 Hey, all you have to do is live your dream. 917 01:06:15,025 --> 01:06:17,694 Go rock and roll. Go kick some ass. 918 01:06:17,860 --> 01:06:19,769 - I will. I'm just, uh... - Scared. 919 01:06:19,945 --> 01:06:22,483 Yeah. I'm scared, all right? You happy? 920 01:06:22,657 --> 01:06:26,072 I am not happy. I am vampire. 921 01:06:26,243 --> 01:06:29,280 I'm only happy when something dies. 922 01:06:29,454 --> 01:06:31,247 Is that supposed to make me feel better? 923 01:06:31,415 --> 01:06:34,618 Look, the band goes on with you or without you, Joey. 924 01:06:34,793 --> 01:06:37,462 Vampires are ultimately cool. 925 01:06:37,629 --> 01:06:40,298 - It's my band! - It was your band. 926 01:06:40,466 --> 01:06:42,623 Now you have to make a decision. 927 01:06:42,801 --> 01:06:45,208 You can take that road to obscurity, 928 01:06:45,386 --> 01:06:47,877 or you can join us 929 01:06:48,056 --> 01:06:51,507 and never be afraid of anything else ever again. 930 01:07:02,611 --> 01:07:04,105 I want to join the band. 931 01:07:04,864 --> 01:07:06,109 Uh... 932 01:07:06,281 --> 01:07:09,116 - It's your band. - No. 933 01:07:10,661 --> 01:07:12,155 I wanna join the band. 934 01:07:12,329 --> 01:07:14,950 - What? No. - Just do it. 935 01:07:15,123 --> 01:07:16,154 - No, I won't. - Do it! 936 01:07:16,333 --> 01:07:17,874 - No! - I need it. 937 01:07:18,043 --> 01:07:21,743 - You don't know what you're asking. - I'm asking you to help me. 938 01:07:21,921 --> 01:07:25,871 - I don't want you to do it. - Yeah, you do. 939 01:07:34,350 --> 01:07:36,224 I'm sorry. 940 01:07:55,162 --> 01:07:57,201 # She's a nightmare 941 01:07:58,290 --> 01:08:01,207 # You know, a devil may care 942 01:08:01,918 --> 01:08:06,295 # She's a nowhere I wanna be infidelity 943 01:08:06,464 --> 01:08:09,464 # Taste that bite The girl's all right 944 01:08:09,634 --> 01:08:13,417 - # She sucks - # All night 945 01:08:13,596 --> 01:08:16,881 # All night 946 01:08:17,057 --> 01:08:20,508 # All night 947 01:08:20,686 --> 01:08:23,889 # Looks in the mirror She's outta sight, all right 948 01:08:29,360 --> 01:08:31,318 # She's a bad girl 949 01:08:32,739 --> 01:08:35,360 - # She's a bad, bad girl - Oh, my God. 950 01:08:36,159 --> 01:08:39,195 # She's a whole world unto herself 951 01:08:39,371 --> 01:08:40,865 # < 01:08:43,410 # Taste that bite The girl's all right... 953 01:08:43,583 --> 01:08:46,952 Get that guy! He's selling drugs! 954 01:08:48,254 --> 01:08:53,248 What? Hey, man, come on, man! You don't understand! Wait a minute! 955 01:08:54,801 --> 01:08:58,419 # Looks in the mirror She's outta sight, all right # 956 01:09:15,363 --> 01:09:16,987 - We rocked! - Yeah. 957 01:09:17,156 --> 01:09:19,065 Yeah. Felt good, didn't it, Joey? 958 01:09:19,242 --> 01:09:21,365 Yeah. It felt pretty... 959 01:09:28,626 --> 01:09:31,413 - You OK? - Try some groupie! 960 01:09:32,546 --> 01:09:35,831 - I need some air. - You just need to feed. Trust me. 961 01:09:36,008 --> 01:09:38,214 Excuse me one second. 962 01:09:38,927 --> 01:09:40,504 Joey. 963 01:09:46,851 --> 01:09:49,093 That was quite the performance. 964 01:09:49,271 --> 01:09:51,678 Hey, man, you should've told me you were coming. 965 01:09:51,856 --> 01:09:54,014 I would've put you on the list or something. 966 01:09:54,192 --> 01:09:57,607 Yeah, right. So how does it feel? 967 01:09:57,778 --> 01:10:00,317 Feels good, yeah. Jeff says we're gonna be huge. 968 01:10:00,489 --> 01:10:02,814 Mm. 969 01:10:02,992 --> 01:10:06,361 - No one likes a judge. - Hey, I didn't say anything. 970 01:10:06,536 --> 01:10:09,491 I just wanted to see what all the fuss was about. 971 01:10:09,665 --> 01:10:12,831 Yeah, well, good. Now you saw. 972 01:10:13,001 --> 01:10:15,041 - Are you OK? - Don't touch me! 973 01:10:15,212 --> 01:10:17,500 Whoa, take it easy. 974 01:10:18,548 --> 01:10:20,873 Sorry, man. I'm sorry. I'm... 975 01:10:21,051 --> 01:10:23,921 - I'm not feelin' good, you know? - You're a big rock star 976 01:10:24,095 --> 01:10:26,502 with a big problem now. How cliché. 977 01:10:26,681 --> 01:10:28,258 You should just leave me alone. 978 01:10:28,433 --> 01:10:31,967 I told you this would happen. You wouldn't listen. 979 01:10:32,145 --> 01:10:35,098 - Just go. - Or what, vampire boy? 980 01:10:35,273 --> 01:10:37,265 - You gonna eat? - Leave me alone! 981 01:10:41,696 --> 01:10:43,522 Wanker. 982 01:10:46,700 --> 01:10:47,980 Oh, sh... 983 01:10:48,159 --> 01:10:51,493 Oh, shit! I'm sorry. 984 01:10:51,663 --> 01:10:55,079 Sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 985 01:11:00,588 --> 01:11:02,664 Hey, great show, guys. 986 01:11:03,383 --> 01:11:06,052 Hey, where's... where's Joey? 987 01:11:06,219 --> 01:11:10,133 Oh, hey! You're still with us. How's it going? 988 01:11:10,305 --> 01:11:12,595 Hey, I'm Jeff. I manage the band. 989 01:11:17,563 --> 01:11:20,019 Looks like someone's been drinking. 990 01:11:20,190 --> 01:11:22,017 I killed Victor. 991 01:11:22,192 --> 01:11:25,478 - You did what? - I didn't mean to. 992 01:11:25,653 --> 01:11:27,563 - It just happened. - It's an accident. 993 01:11:27,739 --> 01:11:29,696 What happens on the road stays on the road. 994 01:11:29,866 --> 01:11:33,317 - I killed him. - It's OK. It's not your fault. 995 01:11:33,495 --> 01:11:35,286 How am I gonna look at myself in the mirror again? 996 01:11:35,454 --> 01:11:39,119 - You can't. You're a vampire. - Yeah, you just gotta suck it up. 997 01:11:41,961 --> 01:11:44,286 Hey, I understand. 998 01:11:44,463 --> 01:11:46,704 You're feelin' blue about eating a dude. 999 01:11:46,882 --> 01:11:49,503 But it's no reason to ruin everybody's night, Joey. 1000 01:11:49,677 --> 01:11:52,001 Jeff's right. We're vampires. Shit happens. 1001 01:11:52,179 --> 01:11:55,345 - You'll get used to it. - Sorry. I tried to warn you. 1002 01:11:55,516 --> 01:11:58,303 Look on the bright side. You're gonna be a star, 1003 01:11:58,476 --> 01:12:01,762 and if you want, you can dedicate the album to the memory of Victor. 1004 01:12:01,938 --> 01:12:05,390 And as I understand it, rock and roll never dies. 1005 01:12:08,653 --> 01:12:13,944 Oh, yeah. Yeah, you might wanna stand back a little bit. 1006 01:12:14,116 --> 01:12:16,572 I swear to God I know her from somewhere. 1007 01:12:19,997 --> 01:12:22,036 # Here comes success 1008 01:12:22,208 --> 01:12:24,200 # Here comes success 1009 01:12:24,377 --> 01:12:26,369 # Over my hill 1010 01:12:26,545 --> 01:12:28,585 # Over my hill 1011 01:12:28,755 --> 01:12:30,748 # Here comes success 1012 01:12:30,924 --> 01:12:32,917 # Here comes success 1013 01:12:33,093 --> 01:12:34,291 # Here comes my car # 1014 01:12:34,470 --> 01:12:38,134 - Don't sit there and be mad. - I'm not mad. 1015 01:12:38,306 --> 01:12:39,551 I don't care any more. 1016 01:12:39,725 --> 01:12:42,725 So I killed a friend of the family. 1017 01:12:42,894 --> 01:12:45,432 Big deal. I'm an addict. 1018 01:12:45,604 --> 01:12:47,645 You gonna make me feel guilty about it all night? 1019 01:12:47,815 --> 01:12:50,271 OK, Jen, we need to talk, OK? 1020 01:12:50,443 --> 01:12:54,903 - Oh. Sounds heavy. - It's kinda heavy. 1021 01:12:55,072 --> 01:12:57,645 What if I told you it didn't have to be like this? 1022 01:12:57,824 --> 01:13:00,362 Like what? 1023 01:13:00,536 --> 01:13:02,113 What if I told you we could be human again? 1024 01:13:02,287 --> 01:13:05,537 Don't start with that shit. We can't. We're dead. 1025 01:13:07,501 --> 01:13:08,995 Jen, be cool. 1026 01:13:10,086 --> 01:13:11,711 This is Eddie Van Helsig. He's a doctor. 1027 01:13:11,880 --> 01:13:14,003 Are you crazy? He's a vampire hunter! 1028 01:13:14,174 --> 01:13:19,049 - Would you just hear him out? - I can make you human again. 1029 01:13:19,220 --> 01:13:20,679 You kill vampires. 1030 01:13:20,846 --> 01:13:23,302 Well, I'm offering them 1031 01:13:23,474 --> 01:13:26,095 the same choice as I'm offering you. 1032 01:13:27,186 --> 01:13:30,389 The one who made you, the queen vampire? 1033 01:13:30,565 --> 01:13:33,102 It's his evil that runs through your veins. 1034 01:13:33,275 --> 01:13:37,438 When he dies, so, too, his evil virus dies within him. 1035 01:13:37,613 --> 01:13:39,569 No. He's too powerful. 1036 01:13:39,740 --> 01:13:42,610 Don't worry. I can kill him. 1037 01:13:44,118 --> 01:13:47,405 I just need you to distract him until the dawn breaks. 1038 01:13:49,291 --> 01:13:51,247 You're so bumming me out right now. 1039 01:13:51,418 --> 01:13:53,410 Jen. 1040 01:13:53,587 --> 01:13:56,504 There's a reason we can't see our reflections, OK? 1041 01:13:56,672 --> 01:13:58,665 We're turning into monsters. 1042 01:13:58,841 --> 01:14:02,175 Is that what you see when you look at me? A monster? 1043 01:14:02,345 --> 01:14:05,345 No, but I don't see you any more. 1044 01:14:08,142 --> 01:14:09,802 If we're gonna do this... 1045 01:14:12,479 --> 01:14:14,851 ...I want a commitment. 1046 01:14:15,024 --> 01:14:17,265 I want things to be different. 1047 01:14:17,443 --> 01:14:22,151 I will put us first before everything else from now on, I promise. 1048 01:14:22,864 --> 01:14:24,571 - Garbage? - I'll take it out. 1049 01:14:24,741 --> 01:14:26,199 - Toilet seat? - Down. 1050 01:14:27,326 --> 01:14:29,284 Sex? 1051 01:14:29,746 --> 01:14:33,115 From now on, you come first in everything. 1052 01:14:35,835 --> 01:14:38,326 OK. Let's kill the fucker. 1053 01:14:38,880 --> 01:14:42,378 # Please allow me to introduce myself 1054 01:14:42,550 --> 01:14:46,796 # I'm a man of wealth and taste 1055 01:14:47,721 --> 01:14:50,805 # I've been around for a long, long year 1056 01:14:50,974 --> 01:14:54,722 # Stole many a man's soul and faith # 1057 01:14:55,562 --> 01:14:58,432 - I don't know about this. - Listen, we have no choice, OK? 1058 01:14:58,606 --> 01:15:01,441 - Either way, we're dead. - We always have a choice. 1059 01:15:01,610 --> 01:15:04,812 Maybe, seeing as I have no power, I could wait in the car? 1060 01:15:04,988 --> 01:15:08,072 I started this. I'm finishing it. 1061 01:15:18,793 --> 01:15:20,749 What the hell are you guys doing? 1062 01:15:20,920 --> 01:15:23,078 The sun will be up soon. 1063 01:15:23,255 --> 01:15:25,793 Hey. Well, 1064 01:15:25,966 --> 01:15:28,124 we took this from a homeless guy. 1065 01:15:29,970 --> 01:15:33,338 And filled it with his blood. You want a drink? 1066 01:15:34,641 --> 01:15:36,348 Come in. 1067 01:15:45,401 --> 01:15:48,153 This is good. Was he Italian? 1068 01:15:48,320 --> 01:15:50,562 He didn't scream with an accent. 1069 01:15:52,240 --> 01:15:54,281 You guys cool? 1070 01:15:54,451 --> 01:15:56,858 - Yeah, we're good. - Fine. 1071 01:15:58,997 --> 01:16:02,662 - How's the new record coming? - Good, good. 1072 01:16:02,834 --> 01:16:05,242 Well, it's... Tyler ate the engineer. 1073 01:16:05,420 --> 01:16:07,377 He was a dick. 1074 01:16:07,548 --> 01:16:09,587 What brings you around here? 1075 01:16:11,592 --> 01:16:15,804 We were just in the neighbourhood, and we noticed how early it was getting. 1076 01:16:15,972 --> 01:16:18,047 - We were hoping... - You need a place to crash? 1077 01:16:18,224 --> 01:16:20,181 If it's no trouble. 1078 01:16:20,351 --> 01:16:22,972 Mi casa su casa. 1079 01:16:23,146 --> 01:16:25,553 - Thanks. - Really nice of you. 1080 01:16:25,731 --> 01:16:27,309 - I don't know Spanish. - Nice place. 1081 01:16:27,483 --> 01:16:30,056 Hey. You wanna hear a cool song? 1082 01:16:31,445 --> 01:16:32,608 Sure. 1083 01:16:32,779 --> 01:16:36,030 I wrote it, like, a hundred years ago, 1084 01:16:36,199 --> 01:16:39,449 and I just figured out the middle eight. 1085 01:16:54,008 --> 01:16:56,677 You guys are acting funny. 1086 01:16:56,844 --> 01:16:58,387 I'm sensing something. 1087 01:16:58,554 --> 01:17:02,338 - No, just listening to the music. - Yeah, it's a great song. 1088 01:17:02,516 --> 01:17:04,758 - It's good. - Hundred years ago? 1089 01:17:04,935 --> 01:17:07,509 - That's way ahead of its time. - Holds up. 1090 01:17:07,687 --> 01:17:08,968 I have to make a pee. 1091 01:17:11,441 --> 01:17:12,935 Good for you. 1092 01:17:17,448 --> 01:17:20,401 - What's wrong with him? - He's not feeling well. 1093 01:17:20,575 --> 01:17:22,864 - We're all going to die. - Hugo... 1094 01:17:24,996 --> 01:17:26,870 Let him speak. 1095 01:17:28,499 --> 01:17:31,702 I'm... Sorry. Too scared. Can't speak. 1096 01:17:32,836 --> 01:17:34,995 What's he got to be scared about? 1097 01:17:36,840 --> 01:17:38,750 What's going on? 1098 01:17:39,427 --> 01:17:40,837 He's French-Canadian. 1099 01:17:42,304 --> 01:17:43,763 That's for giving me a dirty needle. 1100 01:17:43,931 --> 01:17:48,224 You missed my heart. 1101 01:17:56,568 --> 01:17:58,062 I'm on your team. 1102 01:18:03,324 --> 01:18:05,862 This is how you repay me. 1103 01:18:06,035 --> 01:18:08,740 I gave you immortality. 1104 01:18:08,913 --> 01:18:12,827 I gave you a record deal. 1105 01:18:13,584 --> 01:18:16,750 - You killed our drummer! - Drummers die. 1106 01:18:16,920 --> 01:18:18,035 But you... 1107 01:18:18,213 --> 01:18:21,249 Did you really think you could kill me? 1108 01:18:21,425 --> 01:18:25,588 You're a joke, a mere distraction. 1109 01:18:25,763 --> 01:18:28,051 That's all we were supposed to be, asshole. 1110 01:18:28,223 --> 01:18:29,883 It's over. 1111 01:18:31,184 --> 01:18:33,509 Van Helsig. 1112 01:18:33,687 --> 01:18:35,430 You killed her. 1113 01:18:35,605 --> 01:18:38,641 Who? I kill a lot of people. 1114 01:18:38,816 --> 01:18:41,983 You killed... 1115 01:18:42,153 --> 01:18:46,102 ...the most beautiful thing in the whole world. 1116 01:18:46,282 --> 01:18:48,358 Did I? 1117 01:18:48,533 --> 01:18:52,401 One thing's for sure: I'm going to kill you. 1118 01:18:56,459 --> 01:18:59,412 I'm not afraid of evil any longer. 1119 01:19:00,379 --> 01:19:02,502 I will have vengeance. 1120 01:19:02,672 --> 01:19:05,839 No, Eddie, you can't. 1121 01:19:06,008 --> 01:19:07,502 I didn't kill her. 1122 01:19:07,677 --> 01:19:09,136 You're a liar! 1123 01:19:09,304 --> 01:19:10,632 - - 1124 01:19:10,805 --> 01:19:15,681 My leg! You shot Hugo, you bastard! 1125 01:19:15,851 --> 01:19:17,844 I didn't kill her, Eddie. 1126 01:19:18,020 --> 01:19:21,224 I just freed her from you. 1127 01:19:21,398 --> 01:19:23,936 - - 1128 01:19:24,109 --> 01:19:27,111 - Why Hugo? - Man, I'm sorry. I... 1129 01:19:27,279 --> 01:19:29,237 - I'm sorry, man. - She's alive. 1130 01:19:29,406 --> 01:19:33,273 Well, I guess technically she's dead. 1131 01:19:33,452 --> 01:19:36,737 But she's dominating the charts over in Japan. 1132 01:19:36,914 --> 01:19:38,705 Has been for 30 years. 1133 01:19:38,873 --> 01:19:41,080 - - Goddamn dick! 1134 01:19:41,250 --> 01:19:43,956 Don't fire if you can't see! 1135 01:19:50,426 --> 01:19:51,921 It's true, Eddie. 1136 01:19:52,094 --> 01:19:53,637 Danielle? 1137 01:19:56,140 --> 01:19:57,931 You're alive? 1138 01:19:58,100 --> 01:19:59,724 And you're dead! 1139 01:20:24,959 --> 01:20:27,960 - - Oh, shit! 1140 01:20:28,671 --> 01:20:32,372 - Mother! - Christ! 1141 01:20:33,217 --> 01:20:34,462 What's happening? 1142 01:20:34,635 --> 01:20:38,419 You're returning to what you were before, out-of-work musicians. 1143 01:20:38,597 --> 01:20:41,847 You better hold still. It's gonna hurt. 1144 01:20:42,434 --> 01:20:44,177 Eddie? 1145 01:20:44,353 --> 01:20:46,096 I don't feel good. 1146 01:20:49,691 --> 01:20:50,936 Oh. 1147 01:20:51,108 --> 01:20:54,312 Oh, yes, you do. 1148 01:20:56,739 --> 01:20:59,361 - Jennifer? - Yeah? 1149 01:20:59,534 --> 01:21:02,107 I'm sorry I called you a monster. 1150 01:21:02,286 --> 01:21:03,745 That's OK. 1151 01:21:03,913 --> 01:21:05,537 You also called her a treacherous bitch. 1152 01:21:05,706 --> 01:21:07,081 - Hugo. - Can we talk about this later? 1153 01:21:07,250 --> 01:21:11,377 Yep, yep. Agh! Jesus Christ! 1154 01:21:16,007 --> 01:21:19,543 # And it brings back And it brings back 1155 01:21:19,719 --> 01:21:23,764 # Those old emotions # 1156 01:21:27,769 --> 01:21:30,343 - Did you have fun? - Yeah, yeah. 1157 01:21:30,522 --> 01:21:33,273 Your mother's a very competent charades player. 1158 01:21:33,441 --> 01:21:35,813 Yeah, she sure is. 1159 01:21:35,985 --> 01:21:38,440 It's great that we get to see them so much more often now. 1160 01:21:38,613 --> 01:21:41,816 Yeah, it is. It's nice. Everything's nice. 1161 01:21:42,867 --> 01:21:45,619 Do you... do you ever miss it? 1162 01:21:45,786 --> 01:21:49,202 I... I don't miss being sick in the sunlight. 1163 01:21:49,372 --> 01:21:52,707 No, I meant playing in a band. Music? 1164 01:21:52,876 --> 01:21:55,830 Yeah. Sometimes. 1165 01:21:57,338 --> 01:22:00,673 - Screw it. We're better off. - Way better off. 1166 01:22:01,885 --> 01:22:04,173 You ever look into those pottery classes? 1167 01:22:05,930 --> 01:22:07,757 - What's that? - We got a flat. 1168 01:22:08,432 --> 01:22:09,975 Pull over. 1169 01:22:15,439 --> 01:22:17,313 Great. 1170 01:22:27,451 --> 01:22:29,111 What is it? 1171 01:22:29,286 --> 01:22:31,990 Nothing. I just, uh... 1172 01:22:32,164 --> 01:22:33,955 I'll get the jack. 1173 01:22:42,381 --> 01:22:45,585 Oh, shit! There's no spare. 1174 01:22:47,303 --> 01:22:51,051 - No. - Can I be of some assistance? 1175 01:22:51,224 --> 01:22:55,221 - Nice outfits. - Hey, we got a flat tyre. 1176 01:22:55,394 --> 01:22:57,351 Yes, I see. 1177 01:22:57,521 --> 01:22:59,514 We don't have a spare. Any way you can give us a ride? 1178 01:22:59,690 --> 01:23:03,023 - Well, of course. - Jen! No. 1179 01:23:05,029 --> 01:23:06,439 Where's your car? 1180 01:23:07,156 --> 01:23:09,943 I have other means of transportation. 1181 01:23:10,116 --> 01:23:11,777 Tell me I'm dreaming. 1182 01:23:11,951 --> 01:23:13,576 Welcome to my nightmare: 1183 01:23:13,745 --> 01:23:16,699 Charades, matching sweaters, pottery class. 1184 01:23:16,873 --> 01:23:20,122 No, this is over. We killed the queen vampire. 1185 01:23:20,293 --> 01:23:23,993 No, you killed a 300-year-old vampire named Queeny. 1186 01:23:24,171 --> 01:23:28,833 I'm from a much older breed. What you kids call "old school". 1187 01:23:29,009 --> 01:23:31,464 - Are you gonna kill us? - Totally. 1188 01:23:32,805 --> 01:23:35,047 - Just let her go, OK? - Relax, Romeo. 1189 01:23:35,224 --> 01:23:37,762 I'm just here to set you free, again. 1190 01:23:38,560 --> 01:23:41,431 Hey, let's put the old band back together. 1191 01:23:41,604 --> 01:23:43,681 We're gonna need a new drummer. 1192 01:23:44,607 --> 01:23:46,481 I know just the guy. 1193 01:23:47,485 --> 01:23:50,272 - Wait a second. - Come on. 1194 01:23:52,657 --> 01:23:54,899 # I'm your lover 1195 01:23:55,076 --> 01:23:56,618 # I'm your brother 1196 01:23:56,786 --> 01:23:58,743 # I'm your killer 1197 01:23:58,913 --> 01:24:01,036 # I'm your friend 1198 01:24:01,206 --> 01:24:02,915 # I'm your teacher 1199 01:24:03,083 --> 01:24:05,076 # I'm your preacher 1200 01:24:05,252 --> 01:24:08,834 # I'm the reaper in the end... 1201 01:24:10,757 --> 01:24:13,129 It's over! 1202 01:24:13,302 --> 01:24:14,844 Is that better? 1203 01:24:15,011 --> 01:24:18,511 I just fancy breaking out into song, you know, right here, right now. 1204 01:24:18,681 --> 01:24:20,674 Why I'm the only one who don't get a song? 1205 01:24:20,850 --> 01:24:22,926 Ready, and... 1206 01:24:24,396 --> 01:24:27,147 ...frame. - It's over! 1207 01:24:27,315 --> 01:24:29,308 Action. 1208 01:24:29,484 --> 01:24:30,681 It's over. 1209 01:24:30,860 --> 01:24:34,727 # I'm the reaper in the end 1210 01:24:34,905 --> 01:24:37,278 # Along came a spider 1211 01:24:39,034 --> 01:24:42,450 # Crept up beside her 1212 01:24:42,621 --> 01:24:47,082 # Spun his web deep inside her 1213 01:24:47,250 --> 01:24:51,544 # My darkness will guide her 1214 01:24:51,922 --> 01:24:55,753 # I am the spider 1215 01:24:55,926 --> 01:24:59,793 # I am the spider 1216 01:24:59,971 --> 01:25:03,969 # I am the spider 1217 01:25:04,142 --> 01:25:08,388 # I am the spider 1218 01:25:15,986 --> 01:25:18,026 # You're my sinner 1219 01:25:18,197 --> 01:25:20,023 # You're my dinner 1220 01:25:20,199 --> 01:25:22,073 # My little puppet 1221 01:25:22,242 --> 01:25:23,820 # Let's pretend 1222 01:25:23,994 --> 01:25:28,490 # You're the cure to my affliction 1223 01:25:28,665 --> 01:25:33,125 # My addiction till the end 1224 01:25:33,295 --> 01:25:37,244 # Along came a spider 1225 01:25:37,423 --> 01:25:40,874 # Crept up beside her 1226 01:25:41,052 --> 01:25:45,464 # Spun his web deep inside her 1227 01:25:45,640 --> 01:25:50,100 # My darkness will guide her 1228 01:25:50,269 --> 01:25:54,313 # I am the spider 1229 01:25:54,482 --> 01:25:58,479 # I am the spider 1230 01:25:58,652 --> 01:26:02,649 # I am the spider 1231 01:26:02,823 --> 01:26:06,902 # I am the spider 1232 01:26:08,245 --> 01:26:11,032 # I was born to this 1233 01:26:11,205 --> 01:26:14,041 # Not something to strive for 1234 01:26:14,208 --> 01:26:17,459 # Not something to even admire 1235 01:26:17,628 --> 01:26:19,586 # Unless, of course 1236 01:26:19,755 --> 01:26:23,255 # It's done with the greatest of taste 1237 01:26:23,425 --> 01:26:28,467 # Conviction and expertise 1238 01:26:30,223 --> 01:26:34,137 # I am the spider 1239 01:26:40,024 --> 01:26:42,396 # Along came a spider 1240 01:26:44,154 --> 01:26:47,570 # Crept up beside her 1241 01:26:47,740 --> 01:26:52,201 # Spun his web deep inside her 1242 01:26:52,370 --> 01:26:56,865 # My darkness will guide her 1243 01:26:57,041 --> 01:27:00,872 # I am the spider 1244 01:27:01,045 --> 01:27:04,912 # I am the spider 1245 01:27:05,090 --> 01:27:09,087 # I am the spider 1246 01:27:09,261 --> 01:27:13,508 # I am the spider # 1247 01:27:49,299 --> 01:27:51,790 [# Going Nowhere] 1248 01:27:58,766 --> 01:28:02,978 # Don't know how to begin 1249 01:28:03,145 --> 01:28:07,012 # Open road is closing in 1250 01:28:07,191 --> 01:28:11,236 # We're getting far from where we've been 1251 01:28:11,403 --> 01:28:14,025 # And where we're going 1252 01:28:15,657 --> 01:28:20,235 # And where we going anyway? 1253 01:28:28,670 --> 01:28:32,964 # Don't know how to explain 1254 01:28:33,132 --> 01:28:37,000 # Open road, expecting rain 1255 01:28:37,178 --> 01:28:41,045 # We're getting far from where we came 1256 01:28:41,224 --> 01:28:45,766 # And where we're going 1257 01:28:45,936 --> 01:28:49,980 # And where we going anyway? 1258 01:28:50,149 --> 01:28:54,360 - # Going nowhere - # Going nowhere 1259 01:28:54,527 --> 01:28:58,360 # Coming down 1260 01:28:58,531 --> 01:29:02,992 - # Going nowhere - # Going nowhere 1261 01:29:03,161 --> 01:29:06,447 # Coming down 1262 01:29:19,260 --> 01:29:22,794 # You ain't going nowhere 1263 01:29:23,972 --> 01:29:28,599 # Ain't going nowhere any day 1264 01:29:28,769 --> 01:29:32,932 - # Going nowhere - # Going nowhere 1265 01:29:33,107 --> 01:29:35,727 # Coming down 1266 01:29:37,361 --> 01:29:41,523 - # Going nowhere - # Going nowhere 1267 01:29:41,698 --> 01:29:45,031 # Coming down 1268 01:29:45,910 --> 01:29:50,073 - # Going nowhere - # Going nowhere 1269 01:29:50,248 --> 01:29:53,248 # Coming down 1270 01:29:54,544 --> 01:29:58,623 - # Going nowhere - # Going nowhere 1271 01:29:58,798 --> 01:30:02,131 # Coming down 1272 01:30:03,052 --> 01:30:04,462 # I'm coming down 1273 01:30:04,637 --> 01:30:07,174 # 'Cause I'm going nowhere 1274 01:30:07,347 --> 01:30:08,806 # Coming down 1275 01:30:08,974 --> 01:30:11,346 # 'Cause I'm going nowhere 1276 01:30:11,518 --> 01:30:13,060 # I'm coming down 1277 01:30:13,228 --> 01:30:15,719 # 'Cause I'm going nowhere 1278 01:30:15,897 --> 01:30:18,768 # I'm coming down # 1279 01:30:19,305 --> 01:31:19,447 Support us and become VIP member to remove all ads from www.OpenSubtitles.org