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SENTRY: Make way on the bridge!
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OFFICER: Battle arms, engage!
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LIZ: It is a truth universally acknowledged
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that a zombie in possession of brains
must be in want of more brains.
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Never was this truth more plain
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than in the recent attacks at Netherfield Park,
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in which an entire household
was slaughtered
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by a horde of the living dead
during a whist party.
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SENTRY: Who goes there?
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Who goes there?
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Darcy.
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Colonel Darcy.
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PRIEST: No zombie bite marks
on this pristine, young body.
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(OBJECTS CLATTERING)
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(GRUNTING SOFTLY)
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- DARCY: Father.
-(GULPS)
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How were you able to discern
that the wound on my rib was from fencing?
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Been at this a long time, my son.
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I have no wound.
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MRS. FEATHERSTONE:
Lovely bid, Mr. Kingston!
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More sherry for Mr. Kingston please!
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(CHUCKUNG)
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MAID: Mrs. Featherstone.
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I'm afraid Mr. Darcy's here
to see you, ma'am.
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Darcy?
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Carry on.
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We have absolutely nothing to hide.
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Please, everyone. Enjoy.
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(DOOR OPENS)
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Mr. Darcy.
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Colonel Darcy, Mrs. Featherstone.
I'm here on official business.
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There's been a report that
somebody here has been bitten.
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Surely not.
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There hasn't been a zombie incident
in Hertfordshire for over two years.
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I assure you, we've taken every precaution.
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DARCY: A newly-infected zombie is
almost impossible to detect.
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Until they've ingested
their first human brains,
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at which point, the transformation
accelerates with every subsequent kill.
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MRS. FEATHERSTONE: Yes. We are all
well aware of how it works, Colonel Darcy.
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Well, are you quite satisfied?
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Quite.
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- Might I play a hand?
- Of course.
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Good evening.
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MRS. FEATHERSTONEI So, shall We?
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DOWAGER: A potion?
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DARCY: Flies, ma'am.
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I beg your pardon?
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Carrion flies.
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They are in possession of but
one truly enviable talent.
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(BUZZING)
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The ability to detect dead flesh.
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Well, I've won the trick. (CHUCKLES)
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Very crafty play, Mr. Kingston.
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I dare say, the buzzing is frightfully loud.
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It's not the buzzing
that should concern you, madam.
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But rather, when the buzzing stops.
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(BUZZING CONTINUES)
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(BUZZING STOPS)
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Oh, dear.
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(GROWLING)
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(ALL GASP)
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(MR. KINGSTON SCREAMING)
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MAN". One-nil, Darcy.
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WOMAN: I'm going to be faint.
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Is there anyone else present
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whom he would have had
the opportunity to infect?
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A family member, perhaps?
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Good evening.
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WOMAN: Who would dare just leave
a zombie head
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in the middle of the floor?
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(GUESTS GASP AND EXCLAIM)
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WOMAN 21 It's his head!
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WOMAN 3: Get it away from me.
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(GUESTS MURMURING)
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But Mr. Kingston's niece is here.
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There was no need to put that girl
through Mr. Darcy's interrogation!
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Cassandra, come back!
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CASSANDRA: Annabelle?
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Where are you?
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(ANNABELLE WHIMPERING)
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Annabelle?
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MR. BENNET: It wasn't always like this,
my dear daughters.
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As the century began,
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Britannia was rich
with the fruits of worldwide trade.
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From the colonies there came
not just silks and spices,
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but a virulent and abominable plague.
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Naturally, many suspected
the French were to blame.
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WOMAN: Definitely the French.
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MR. BENNET: Are you surprised?
DAUGHTERS: No.
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MR. BENNET: Once bitten,
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the newly-infected were filled
with an insatiable hunger
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for the brains of the living.
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Millions perished,
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only to rise again
as legions of implacable undead.
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So certain did it seem
the end of days had come
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that even the
Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse
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are said to have ascended from Hell.
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To protect the living,
the Grand Barrier was built,
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a 100-foot wall encircling London.
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Then excavation began on the Royal Canal,
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a vast moat 30 fathoms deep
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surrounding both the city and its walls.
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The land twixt the two fortifications
became known
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-as The In-Between.
- GIRL: The In-Between.
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MR. BENNET: At this time,
it became fashionable
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to study the deadly arts of the Orient.
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Japan for the wealthy.
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China for the wise.
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In the Second Battle of Kent,
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one of the bridges
across the Royal Canal was breached.
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Ravenous zombie hordes massacred
every villager of The In-Between.
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It was said, the sight of this slaughter
drove young King George mad.
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When the battle was finally won, he ordered
the destruction of all the bridges, save one.
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Hingham Bridge,
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which to this day, remains the only means
by which to cross the Royal Canal.
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GIRL: (WHISPERING) There's Lady Catherine.
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Many believed
the enemy was finally vanquished.
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The gentry began to leave
the safe confines of London's defenses
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for their newly-fortified country estates.
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But vigilance is still of the essence.
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Remember this,
keep your swords as sharp as your wit.
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For the ultimate battle
between the living and the undead
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has yet to be staged.
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MRS. BENNET: Mr. Bennet!
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Mr. Bennet!
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Mr. Bennet, have you heard
that Netherfield Park is occupied again?
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By a Mr. Bingley. (CHUCKLES)
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A young, single man of large fortune.
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Mrs. Long says his income
is four or five thousand a year.
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He is attending the village dance tonight.
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How does this concern
our warrior daughters?
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MRS. BENNET:
Oh, how can you be so tiresome?
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You know I mean for him
to marry one of them.
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Daughters do not dance well
with masticated brains, Mrs. Bennet.
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You, sir, have already put them at
a decided social disadvantage
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by insisting they do their combat training in
China as opposed to Japan!
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The Chinese deadly arts have no equal.
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I, for one, would trade nothing
for my Shaolin training.
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You mustn't speak like that, Lizzy.
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I should like to go to the dance.
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Do you think Mr. Bingley's handsome?
(CHUCKLES)
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LIZ: With his income, Lydia,
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you'd think him handsome
if he had half a zombie face.
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-(SCOFFS)
"(LAUGHS)
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- Sorry.
- You'll make me very, very happy.
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Well, I suppose, if we all go...
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No! I don't care to be paraded
like a herd of heifers at a farm auction.
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That's because you're the cow
who's least proficient
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in the art of tempting the other sex.
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Moo.
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(ALL SCREAMING)
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MR. BENNET: Do not mistake my indulgence
for a relaxation in discipline!
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MRS. BENNET:
They must find husbands, Mr. Bennet.
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For as you know too well,
they shall inherit nothing when you pass.
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Their immediate survival
is my present concern.
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Pish.
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(FESTIVE MUSIC PLAYING)
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Well, I'd say you're easily
five times as beautiful
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as any other woman in this room.
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Stop it, Liz.
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It's true.
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These girls don't stand a chance.
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They say Mr. Bingley brought
a tribe of London dandies with him.
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- Smile, Liz.
- I will later.
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There's the handsome new master
of Netherfield.
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- Oh!
- Where?
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It was my understanding
that Captain Bingley was in want of a wife.
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Oh, he is. Those are his sisters,
Caroline Bingley and Louisa Hurst.
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They say he inherited nearly £100,000.
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What a magnificent husband he'd make.
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LIZ: Charlotte Lucas,
do you think of nothing else?
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Zombies or no zombies,
all women must think of marriage, Lizzy.
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I shall never relinquish my sword for a ring.
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For the right man, you would.
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The right man wouldn't ask me to.
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Mr. Darcy. Rather an imposing presence.
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Owns half of Derbyshire.
£10,000 a year, at least.
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WOMAN; What?
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Back to your own family,
Charlotte Lucas.
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Now, Liz, you look very nice.
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- Well, thank you.
- Don't act so surprised.
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Out, out. Out. Smile.
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BINGLEY: Welcome, dear friend.
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- How are you?
- How are you, Charles?
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I'm very well.
How was the journey from Derbyshire?
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- Fine.
- Good.
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So this is Meryton?
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(CHUCKLES)
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She's the most beautiful creature
I ever beheld.
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She smiles too much.
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She... She's an angel.
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Oh, my word.
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Charles Bingley,
pleased to make your acquaintance.
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Mrs. Bennet.
We've heard so much about you, Mr. Bingley.
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My daughters, all of impeccable character.
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Well... May I introduce my friend,
Mr. Darcy of Derbyshire!
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Are you enjoying Hertfordshire, Mr. Bingley?
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(CHUCKLES SOFTLY) Very much.
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I've heard the library at Netherfield
is one of the finest.
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(STUTTERS) Library? Is it?
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Miss Bennet, may I be so bold
as to request the next two dances?
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If you are not otherwise engaged.
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I am not engaged.
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Good for you, Mr. Bingley.
You chose the loveliest of my daughters.
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- LYDIAI Mother!
- Well...
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I consider dancing to be the first
refinement of polished society.
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Don't you agree, Mr. Darcy?
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No. Every savage can dance.
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Why, I imagine even zombies could do it
to some degree of success.
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(ALL GIGGLE)
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Good evening.
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You know, I love to read, too, actually.
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I have read.
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(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)
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Please don't forget our next dance,
Miss Bennet.
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Darcy, I hate to see you just standing there.
You must dance.
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Oh, you know I detest it
when I'm not acquainted with my partner.
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- Oh, well...
- Darcy.
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You are dancing
with the only handsome girl here.
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Oh, but one of her sisters
is also very pretty.
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Dare I say, very agreeable.
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(YAWNING)
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- Well, she's tolerable but...
- Tolerable?
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DARCY: Yes, tolerable.
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But not handsome enough to tempt me.
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Nor any other man here, apparently.
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BINGLEY: (CHUCKLES) Darcy,
your standards, my dear fellow...
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-(GLASS SHATTERS)
-(ALL GASP)
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Oh, that is unfortunate.
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WOMAN: What a lack of grace.
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(SCOFFS)
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LIZ: Mr. Darcy, you're an insufferable prig.
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MRS. FEATHERSTONEI Fitzwilliam Darcy?
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I quite detest the man.
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So high and so conceited
that I can't endure him.
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(SIGHING) Indeed.
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I wouldn't dance with him if he were...
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Mrs. Featherstone?
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(SOFTLY) You're undead.
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(SHUSHING)
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-(WHISPERING) I've come to tell you...
-(GUN FIRES)
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(GASPS)
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JANE: What happened, Lizzy?
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I narrowly saved her life.
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From Mrs. Featherstone?
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From an undead Mrs. Featherstone.
247
00:17:31,969 --> 00:17:34,388
I found her to be exceedingly tolerable.
248
00:17:35,347 --> 00:17:38,058
Well done, Darcy. Very heroic.
249
00:17:38,141 --> 00:17:39,560
She was trying to tell me something.
250
00:17:39,893 --> 00:17:41,395
- A recipe, perhaps?
-(MEN CHUCKLE)
251
00:17:43,021 --> 00:17:44,439
LIZ: Laugh as much as you choose.
252
00:17:44,856 --> 00:17:46,817
But you shall not
laugh me out of my opinion.
253
00:17:47,693 --> 00:17:49,111
She posed no threat.
254
00:17:50,070 --> 00:17:51,613
-(GROWLING)
-(PEOPLE SCREAMING)
255
00:17:51,697 --> 00:17:53,448
(BELL RINGING)
256
00:17:55,033 --> 00:17:56,076
We are under attack!
257
00:17:57,744 --> 00:17:58,745
Ladies!
258
00:18:24,855 --> 00:18:26,189
(GRUNTS)
259
00:18:54,968 --> 00:18:58,305
Her face is rendered uncommonly intelligent
260
00:18:58,388 --> 00:19:00,515
by the beautiful expression of her dark eyes.
261
00:19:01,391 --> 00:19:05,145
And I'm forced to acknowledge her
figure as both light and pleasing.
262
00:19:06,521 --> 00:19:08,148
And that her arms are surprisingly muscular,
263
00:19:08,231 --> 00:19:10,150
yet not so much as to be unfeminine.
264
00:19:15,947 --> 00:19:18,241
JANE: Oh, Lizzy,
I never saw such happy manners.
265
00:19:18,742 --> 00:19:20,744
So much ease with such good breeding.
266
00:19:20,911 --> 00:19:22,079
LIZ: I give you leave to like him.
267
00:19:22,496 --> 00:19:25,123
- You've liked many a stupider person.
-(BOTH CHUCKLE)
268
00:19:25,207 --> 00:19:27,084
JANE: He's just what a young man
ought to be.
269
00:19:27,334 --> 00:19:29,920
Good-humored, lively, handsome, and...
270
00:19:30,003 --> 00:19:33,924
Quite rich, which a young man ought
likewise to be, if he possibly can.
271
00:19:34,341 --> 00:19:35,926
Not as rich as Darcy.
272
00:19:37,260 --> 00:19:38,762
(JANE CHUCKLING)
273
00:19:39,763 --> 00:19:42,182
JANE: I saw how you looked at him
when he first walked in the dance...
274
00:19:42,265 --> 00:19:43,642
LIZ: (GRUNTING) As if I hated him?
275
00:19:43,725 --> 00:19:44,768
JANE: As if you liked him.
276
00:19:44,851 --> 00:19:46,770
Until his manners gave me disgust!
277
00:19:47,020 --> 00:19:49,731
He acted as if he were above
our company and above being pleased.
278
00:19:49,815 --> 00:19:51,108
JANE: Admit you find him handsome.
279
00:19:51,191 --> 00:19:53,276
Handsome is as handsome does.
280
00:19:53,443 --> 00:19:56,071
Mr. Darcy is therefore a very ill-looking man.
281
00:19:57,948 --> 00:20:00,617
MRS. BENNET:
Girls, you will knock the house down!
282
00:20:00,909 --> 00:20:05,080
LIZ: Never have I encountered a man
so consumed by his own pride!
283
00:20:05,497 --> 00:20:08,333
JANE: One cannot wonder that
so very fine a young man
284
00:20:08,417 --> 00:20:10,794
with family, fortune,
and everything in his favor
285
00:20:10,877 --> 00:20:12,671
should think highly of himself.
286
00:20:14,423 --> 00:20:15,757
(uz GROANS)
287
00:20:15,841 --> 00:20:17,384
If I may so express it,
288
00:20:19,136 --> 00:20:20,846
he has a right to be proud.
289
00:20:20,929 --> 00:20:22,264
(GRUNTING)
290
00:20:22,973 --> 00:20:24,015
(PANTING)
291
00:20:24,099 --> 00:20:25,642
I could easily forgive his pride,
292
00:20:26,268 --> 00:20:28,270
if he had not mortified mine.
293
00:20:28,812 --> 00:20:31,314
Pride is a very common failing, I believe.
294
00:20:32,023 --> 00:20:33,608
Vanity and pride are different things,
295
00:20:33,692 --> 00:20:35,986
though the words are
often used synonymously.
296
00:20:36,069 --> 00:20:38,363
LIZ: A person may be proud
without being vain.
297
00:20:38,989 --> 00:20:41,908
Pride relates more
to our opinion of ourselves,
298
00:20:41,992 --> 00:20:44,411
and vanity to what we would
have others think of us.
299
00:20:44,494 --> 00:20:46,163
(BOTH GRUNTING)
300
00:20:47,414 --> 00:20:48,999
(BELL DINGS)
301
00:20:50,834 --> 00:20:52,544
A letter for Miss Jane Bennet.
302
00:20:52,753 --> 00:20:54,212
He saved you from a zombie.
303
00:20:54,629 --> 00:20:56,715
LIZ: Mrs. Featherstone was quite civilized.
304
00:21:00,427 --> 00:21:02,387
- Yield!
- Never!
305
00:21:05,640 --> 00:21:08,268
She was a zombie, Lizzy.
Thank goodness he was there.
306
00:21:16,359 --> 00:21:17,402
Lizzy!
307
00:21:17,486 --> 00:21:18,737
No, Lizzy!
308
00:21:22,949 --> 00:21:26,286
- No, no, no! Stop it, Lizzy! That's not fair!
- Lydia!
309
00:21:26,369 --> 00:21:27,621
(GIRLS CHUCKLING)
310
00:21:27,704 --> 00:21:29,664
The Bingleys have invited me to tea.
311
00:21:30,123 --> 00:21:32,167
- Lydia, come on.
- LIZ: Well, of course they have.
312
00:21:32,250 --> 00:21:34,002
Yeah. Down there.
313
00:21:35,253 --> 00:21:36,379
- What?
-(BOTH GRUNT)
314
00:21:37,088 --> 00:21:38,799
Truly, I'd much rather go by coach.
315
00:21:38,882 --> 00:21:40,634
You had much better go on horseback,
316
00:21:40,717 --> 00:21:44,054
for it seems likely to rain,
and then you must stay all night.
317
00:21:45,013 --> 00:21:46,473
That would be a good scheme
318
00:21:46,556 --> 00:21:48,517
if you were sure
they would not send her home.
319
00:21:48,683 --> 00:21:50,393
Mother, I really would prefer the carriage.
320
00:21:51,061 --> 00:21:52,813
Jane, Mr. Bingley undoubtedly likes you.
321
00:21:52,896 --> 00:21:54,189
But in nine cases out of 10,
322
00:21:54,272 --> 00:21:56,525
a woman had far better show
more affection than she feels.
323
00:21:56,691 --> 00:21:57,734
Enough.
324
00:21:58,860 --> 00:22:02,072
Go quickly now.
The zombies spring easily from the wet earth.
325
00:22:03,073 --> 00:22:04,074
(CLICKS TONGUE)
326
00:22:06,243 --> 00:22:07,869
(THUNDER RUMBLING)
327
00:22:16,044 --> 00:22:17,879
(THUNDER RUMBLING)
328
00:22:24,511 --> 00:22:26,471
-(DOGS WHIMPERING)
-(GUN CLICKS)
329
00:22:34,271 --> 00:22:36,189
(BARKING)
330
00:22:38,900 --> 00:22:40,402
(WHINNYING)
331
00:22:43,363 --> 00:22:44,781
(SCREAMS)
332
00:22:55,792 --> 00:22:56,960
(GROANS)
333
00:23:02,382 --> 00:23:04,259
(ZOMBIE GROANING)
334
00:23:09,598 --> 00:23:11,266
(ZOMBIE SCREAMS)
335
00:23:12,976 --> 00:23:14,519
(PANTING)
336
00:23:23,278 --> 00:23:24,905
(THUNDER RUMBLING)
337
00:23:30,994 --> 00:23:32,996
(BABY CRYING)
338
00:23:43,506 --> 00:23:44,883
Merciful God.
339
00:23:45,175 --> 00:23:46,468
This cannot be.
340
00:24:03,360 --> 00:24:04,945
(POUNDING)
341
00:24:06,988 --> 00:24:09,032
(POUNDING RAPIDLY)
342
00:24:09,658 --> 00:24:11,076
(DOOR CREAKS)
343
00:24:13,370 --> 00:24:14,621
LIZ: Where is she?
344
00:24:14,955 --> 00:24:17,248
She must be closely monitored
and her room locked at all times...
345
00:24:17,332 --> 00:24:18,500
BINGLEY: That is a little excessive, Darcy.
346
00:24:18,583 --> 00:24:20,210
Miss Elizabeth Bennet.
347
00:24:24,381 --> 00:24:26,716
Did you walk all the way here?
348
00:24:27,092 --> 00:24:29,719
Yes. How is my sister?
349
00:24:29,803 --> 00:24:32,389
BINGLEY: She was feverish
and slept ill last night.
350
00:24:32,472 --> 00:24:33,890
I fear she has the flu.
351
00:24:34,641 --> 00:24:35,642
Or worse.
352
00:24:35,725 --> 00:24:39,521
I detest illness. it keeps one
in a continual state of inelegance.
353
00:24:39,896 --> 00:24:40,981
Quite.
354
00:24:41,773 --> 00:24:43,024
May I tend to her?
355
00:24:43,108 --> 00:24:45,068
Of course. Edwin, show Miss Bennet the way.
356
00:24:46,528 --> 00:24:47,737
Thank you.
357
00:24:49,656 --> 00:24:52,867
I will not make the same mistake I made
at Mrs. Featherstone's whist party, Bingley.
358
00:24:57,831 --> 00:24:59,416
(SHUDDERING)
359
00:25:00,166 --> 00:25:01,584
Oh, Janey.
360
00:25:02,585 --> 00:25:04,796
-(SHUSHING)
-(KNOCKING ON DOOR)
361
00:25:04,921 --> 00:25:05,964
DARCY: Miss Bennet.
362
00:25:08,133 --> 00:25:09,426
The physician has arrived.
363
00:25:10,969 --> 00:25:12,095
LIZ: Please.
364
00:25:20,770 --> 00:25:22,313
PHYSICIAN:
She got caught in the downpour?
365
00:25:23,106 --> 00:25:24,149
Yes.
366
00:25:24,232 --> 00:25:25,608
(FLIES BUZZING)
367
00:25:50,300 --> 00:25:51,968
The wound, Doctor.
368
00:25:52,427 --> 00:25:53,803
Her musket backfired.
369
00:26:02,312 --> 00:26:03,980
PHYSICIAN: I see no indication of a bite.
370
00:26:05,190 --> 00:26:06,399
That was never in question.
371
00:26:17,118 --> 00:26:18,536
(LIZ CLEARS THROAT)
372
00:26:19,037 --> 00:26:20,872
I believe that these belong to you.
373
00:26:34,260 --> 00:26:35,261
(LAUGHING)
374
00:26:35,345 --> 00:26:38,139
BINGLEY: Darcy, old bean,
you almost seem disappointed.
375
00:26:38,640 --> 00:26:40,391
Louisa, you shouldn't have
played that spade.
376
00:26:40,475 --> 00:26:42,185
Iwon! lwon!
377
00:26:44,395 --> 00:26:45,480
How is she?
378
00:26:46,189 --> 00:26:47,190
She's fast asleep.
379
00:26:47,273 --> 00:26:51,111
I'm sure she'll be quite well.
Please join us, Miss Bennet.
380
00:26:51,319 --> 00:26:53,404
Thank you, but I'll amuse myself with a book.
381
00:26:53,530 --> 00:26:55,115
You prefer reading to cards?
382
00:26:55,615 --> 00:26:57,909
I prefer a great many things
to cards, Mr. Hurst.
383
00:26:58,034 --> 00:26:59,035
(SPEAKING JAPANESE)
384
00:26:59,119 --> 00:27:03,915
One half of the world cannot understand
the pleasures of the other.
385
00:27:03,998 --> 00:27:05,208
(ALL CHUCKLE)
386
00:27:06,417 --> 00:27:07,460
I don't speak Japanese.
387
00:27:07,544 --> 00:27:10,213
No, of course. You didn't train in Japan.
388
00:27:10,922 --> 00:27:12,090
China, was it?
389
00:27:12,549 --> 00:27:14,717
The Shaolin Temple in Henan Province.
390
00:27:15,677 --> 00:27:18,346
It was there that I learned to endure
all manner of discomfort.
391
00:27:18,471 --> 00:27:21,391
May I inquire as to the nature
of this discomfort?
392
00:27:21,724 --> 00:27:23,977
I would much rather
give you a demonstration.
393
00:27:29,149 --> 00:27:32,527
Mr. Darcy, is your sister much grown
since the spring?
394
00:27:33,319 --> 00:27:35,697
She is now about the same height
as Miss Elizabeth Bennet.
395
00:27:35,864 --> 00:27:39,325
I don't believe I've ever met a girl
who was so extremely accomplished.
396
00:27:39,409 --> 00:27:43,496
The word "accomplished" is far too liberally
applied to young ladies today,
397
00:27:43,621 --> 00:27:46,624
but my sister Georgiana
does deserve that distinction.
398
00:27:47,792 --> 00:27:52,172
Not only is she a master of the female arts
but the deadly as well.
399
00:27:52,297 --> 00:27:54,299
I cannot boast of knowing
more than half a dozen
400
00:27:54,382 --> 00:27:56,926
in the whole range of my acquaintance
that is thus accomplished.
401
00:27:57,010 --> 00:27:58,344
Nor I, I'm sure.
402
00:27:58,803 --> 00:28:00,180
LIZ: Then, Mr. Darcy,
403
00:28:00,722 --> 00:28:03,850
you must comprehend a great deal
in your idea of an accomplished woman.
404
00:28:04,392 --> 00:28:05,393
DARCYI I do.
405
00:28:05,727 --> 00:28:09,230
A woman must have
a thorough knowledge of music, singing,
406
00:28:09,314 --> 00:28:12,275
drawing, dancing
and the modern languages.
407
00:28:12,525 --> 00:28:15,778
She must be well-trained
in the fighting styles of the Kyoto masters,
408
00:28:15,862 --> 00:28:18,198
and the weapons and tactics
of modern Europe.
409
00:28:18,615 --> 00:28:21,201
Or the term would only be half-deserved.
410
00:28:21,326 --> 00:28:23,786
LIZ: And you know six such women?
411
00:28:24,245 --> 00:28:25,788
I wonder now at your knowing any.
412
00:28:26,122 --> 00:28:28,082
Are you so severe on your own sex?
413
00:28:28,291 --> 00:28:30,627
A woman is either
highly trained or highly refined.
414
00:28:31,711 --> 00:28:34,130
One cannot afford
the luxury of both in such times.
415
00:28:38,968 --> 00:28:40,053
DARCY'. Ah...
416
00:28:40,136 --> 00:28:41,554
L'Art de Ia guerre.
417
00:28:42,639 --> 00:28:43,806
The Art of War.
418
00:28:46,267 --> 00:28:48,394
Have you not read it
in its original Wu dialect?
419
00:28:52,315 --> 00:28:53,483
- Alas.
-(LIZ SPEAKING CANTONESE)
420
00:28:53,816 --> 00:28:55,985
Then you've never read The Art of War.
421
00:29:03,534 --> 00:29:04,702
I should get back to Jane.
422
00:29:15,797 --> 00:29:17,257
CAROLINE: She is one of those young ladies
423
00:29:17,340 --> 00:29:19,217
who seeks to recommend themselves to men
424
00:29:19,300 --> 00:29:21,302
by undervaluing their own sex.
425
00:29:23,513 --> 00:29:24,681
Undoubtedly.
426
00:29:25,139 --> 00:29:26,849
BINGLEY: I'm not going to lie...
427
00:30:10,935 --> 00:30:12,312
MRS. BENNET: Oh, my word, girls,
428
00:30:12,395 --> 00:30:16,357
regard how opulently
reappointed it has been.
429
00:30:16,441 --> 00:30:19,360
He must be even more
wealthy than we imagined.
430
00:30:19,986 --> 00:30:24,032
It would have cost a small fortune, of course,
to get the zombie blood out of the marble.
431
00:30:24,115 --> 00:30:26,409
EDWIN: Mrs. Bennet, Miss Bennet,
432
00:30:26,826 --> 00:30:29,579
Miss Bennet and Miss Bennet.
433
00:30:30,413 --> 00:30:32,582
Mrs. Bennet, I am so glad to see you.
434
00:30:32,665 --> 00:30:36,085
Oh, and sadly at
distressing circumstances.
435
00:30:36,169 --> 00:30:38,338
Are you here to take Jane home?
436
00:30:38,421 --> 00:30:39,839
- No.
- LIZ: Yes!
437
00:30:40,673 --> 00:30:43,634
We must not trespass any longer
on your kindness.
438
00:30:44,552 --> 00:30:46,095
Surely, she is too ill to be moved.
439
00:30:46,179 --> 00:30:47,638
She... She does look very pale.
440
00:30:47,722 --> 00:30:49,724
DARCY: Bingley, I must protest.
441
00:30:50,433 --> 00:30:51,726
Bingley, please.
442
00:30:51,934 --> 00:30:53,603
Carelessness when dealing
with a zombie infection
443
00:30:53,686 --> 00:30:55,229
could lead to your abrupt demise.
444
00:30:55,313 --> 00:30:57,482
LIZ: Arrogance could lead to yours.
445
00:30:57,815 --> 00:31:01,652
Your defect, Miss Bennet,
besides eavesdropping,
446
00:31:01,736 --> 00:31:03,863
is to willfully misunderstand people.
447
00:31:03,946 --> 00:31:06,866
And yours is to be
unjustly prejudiced against them.
448
00:31:06,949 --> 00:31:08,618
Come on, Eliza. Come on.
449
00:31:13,247 --> 00:31:17,877
Mr. Bingley, I know just the thing
to break this terrible tension and...
450
00:31:17,960 --> 00:31:20,046
And lift the spirits of the county.
451
00:31:20,129 --> 00:31:21,881
A ball at Netherfield.
452
00:31:21,964 --> 00:31:23,174
DARCY: Out of the question.
453
00:31:23,257 --> 00:31:24,842
The security arrangements alone...
454
00:31:24,926 --> 00:31:26,511
It's a brilliant idea.
455
00:31:26,594 --> 00:31:29,472
When Jane is recovered you shall,
if you please, name the day.
456
00:31:30,139 --> 00:31:31,432
I should be honored.
457
00:31:40,108 --> 00:31:41,442
DRIVER: All right.
458
00:31:44,070 --> 00:31:45,655
-(DRIVER CLICKS TONGUE)
-(WHIPPING)
459
00:31:57,166 --> 00:31:58,501
LYDIA: LOOK at her.
460
00:31:59,085 --> 00:32:01,671
We could've stayed on
for another week in that palace.
461
00:32:01,754 --> 00:32:04,465
I'd risk a cold before I'd risk Darcy's blade.
462
00:32:04,549 --> 00:32:05,883
(SCOFFS)
463
00:32:06,008 --> 00:32:07,009
(CHILDREN SINGING)
464
00:32:08,386 --> 00:32:12,056
Oh, Mrs. Beacham's orphanage fell.
465
00:32:14,767 --> 00:32:18,104
(CHILDREN SINGING)
466
00:32:23,359 --> 00:32:26,737
MR. BENNET: There will be an addition
to our party for dinner tonight.
467
00:32:31,576 --> 00:32:34,120
It would appear your health is fully restored.
468
00:32:34,203 --> 00:32:36,164
Quite recovered, Papa.
469
00:32:36,497 --> 00:32:38,207
I know of no one who is coming.
470
00:32:39,000 --> 00:32:41,127
The person of whom I speak
471
00:32:42,295 --> 00:32:43,963
is a certain gentleman.
472
00:32:45,381 --> 00:32:46,883
(CHUCKUNG)
473
00:32:48,217 --> 00:32:50,303
Let me see.
474
00:32:50,386 --> 00:32:51,471
LIZ: Who is it?
475
00:32:51,554 --> 00:32:53,598
LYDIA: "A certain gentleman."
476
00:32:54,182 --> 00:32:56,392
LIZ: What is that odious man doing?
477
00:32:57,310 --> 00:33:00,188
MR. BENNET:
He is perusing his future property.
478
00:33:01,272 --> 00:33:02,815
(TUTTING)
479
00:33:02,899 --> 00:33:04,484
(ALL CHUCKLE)
480
00:33:04,567 --> 00:33:08,070
See, this estate must, by law,
go to a male heir.
481
00:33:08,654 --> 00:33:11,657
Now that "odious man," Mr. Collins,
482
00:33:12,074 --> 00:33:17,455
may, the moment I am dead,
toss you all out of this house at his pleasure.
483
00:33:17,538 --> 00:33:19,081
(GASPS)
484
00:33:20,416 --> 00:33:23,336
Tell me, to which of my fair cousins
do I owe the compliments
485
00:33:23,503 --> 00:33:26,923
of the excellent,
and I repeat, excellent cooking?
486
00:33:27,006 --> 00:33:30,343
My daughters were trained for battle, sir.
Not the kitchen.
487
00:33:30,510 --> 00:33:31,761
Quite, Mr. Bennet.
488
00:33:32,261 --> 00:33:35,723
My patroness is not only
the King's richest subject,
489
00:33:35,932 --> 00:33:37,058
but deadliest.
490
00:33:37,558 --> 00:33:40,478
Singularly dedicated
to the annihilation of the undead.
491
00:33:40,811 --> 00:33:44,690
I assume you have all heard
of Lady Catherine de Bourgh?
492
00:33:47,527 --> 00:33:48,736
(EXCLAIMS)
493
00:33:50,321 --> 00:33:53,407
She's the most deadly swordswoman
in all of Great Britain.
494
00:33:53,491 --> 00:33:55,201
COLLINS: With the agility of a black panther.
495
00:33:55,451 --> 00:33:59,455
My humble abode abuts
Her Ladyship's estate, Rosings Park.
496
00:33:59,580 --> 00:34:00,748
Was she ever married?
497
00:34:00,831 --> 00:34:01,916
COLLINS: Widowed, sadly.
498
00:34:01,999 --> 00:34:05,586
She has one daughter, Anne,
who is unfortunately of a sickly constitution.
499
00:34:05,670 --> 00:34:06,754
Has Anne been presented?
500
00:34:06,837 --> 00:34:09,131
Oh, no. No, Mrs. Bennet.
501
00:34:09,632 --> 00:34:11,384
Her ill health prevents it.
502
00:34:11,467 --> 00:34:15,429
I told Lady Catherine that the court
has been deprived of its brightest ornament.
503
00:34:16,347 --> 00:34:20,101
I have a talent, you see, for delivering
these very delicate compliments
504
00:34:20,184 --> 00:34:21,269
with an unstudied air.
505
00:34:22,061 --> 00:34:25,940
It would seem, sir,
that all you lack now is a wife.
506
00:34:28,192 --> 00:34:30,111
I must confess, Mrs. Bennet,
507
00:34:30,695 --> 00:34:33,739
the fairest wifely choices
be right here in this room.
508
00:34:34,115 --> 00:34:35,491
(GLASS CLINKS)
509
00:34:35,992 --> 00:34:38,661
I declare that I am
510
00:34:39,328 --> 00:34:41,122
enchanted by your daughter, Jane.
511
00:34:41,998 --> 00:34:45,501
And request to speak to her alone, if I may.
512
00:34:45,751 --> 00:34:47,169
MRS. BENNET: Oh, dear Parson.
513
00:34:47,378 --> 00:34:49,088
I'm afraid Jane is already spoken for.
514
00:34:49,171 --> 00:34:51,340
We expect a serious proposal imminently.
515
00:34:53,884 --> 00:34:55,261
Oh, fuddle.
516
00:34:55,344 --> 00:34:56,762
But Liz is quite available,
517
00:34:57,346 --> 00:34:58,848
and almost as fair as Jane.
518
00:34:59,181 --> 00:35:00,933
BOTH: (MOUTHING) What?
519
00:35:02,101 --> 00:35:04,353
Is there absolutely no negotiating over Jane?
520
00:35:04,437 --> 00:35:07,106
- The early bird catches the worm, Mr. Collins.
- Oh, indeed.
521
00:35:07,189 --> 00:35:10,401
Be mindful of your talent
for the delicate compliment, sir.
522
00:35:11,319 --> 00:35:13,112
Oh, no. Yeah... Why, yes...
523
00:35:13,195 --> 00:35:17,241
She is almost as fair as the other one.
524
00:35:18,200 --> 00:35:19,535
Splendid.
525
00:35:20,202 --> 00:35:21,203
COLLINS: Thank you, ladies.
526
00:35:21,454 --> 00:35:22,455
Settle down.
527
00:35:22,538 --> 00:35:23,956
Now, I thought this morning,
528
00:35:24,040 --> 00:35:28,044
I might read to you
from Fordyce's Sermons To Young Women.
529
00:35:28,336 --> 00:35:30,046
- What a treat.
- What a treat.
530
00:35:30,546 --> 00:35:32,506
-"Chapter One, The Home."
-(DOOR OPENS)
531
00:35:32,965 --> 00:35:34,967
We're walking to Meryton
to visit Aunt Phillips.
532
00:35:35,051 --> 00:35:37,887
So long as Jane and Lizzy
are willing to accompany you.
533
00:35:38,220 --> 00:35:39,388
We most certainly are.
534
00:35:39,889 --> 00:35:41,932
And, er, Mr. Collins, of course.
535
00:35:42,475 --> 00:35:43,476
Well, I should be delighted,
536
00:35:43,559 --> 00:35:47,396
but only if Mr. Bennet will consent
to release me from my reading.
537
00:35:47,772 --> 00:35:49,398
With a heavy heart, sir.
538
00:35:49,690 --> 00:35:54,070
Mr. Bennet, I am susceptible to flattery,
and you, sir, are very charming.
539
00:35:54,445 --> 00:35:55,529
Come along, ladies.
540
00:35:56,489 --> 00:35:58,282
COLLINS: Miss Elizabeth,
how charming you look today.
541
00:35:58,949 --> 00:36:02,328
Let us look in the shop windows of Meryton
and we can buy some new pots and pans
542
00:36:02,411 --> 00:36:04,872
to take the place
of your swords and daggers.
543
00:36:08,084 --> 00:36:09,085
(FAINT THUDDING)
544
00:36:10,878 --> 00:36:11,879
Oh?
545
00:36:12,463 --> 00:36:13,506
Is there some sort of trouble?
546
00:36:14,423 --> 00:36:15,716
Oh, it appears there is.
547
00:36:23,182 --> 00:36:24,600
JANE: Penny McGregor's carriage.
548
00:36:24,684 --> 00:36:25,768
PENNY: Help!
549
00:36:26,102 --> 00:36:27,436
Someone's trapped inside.
550
00:36:27,561 --> 00:36:28,938
- Jane.
- WOMAN: Please!
551
00:36:29,021 --> 00:36:30,773
(POUNDING REPEATEDLY)
552
00:36:30,856 --> 00:36:32,608
There's been an accident!
553
00:36:33,192 --> 00:36:36,612
Please help me! Anyone! Please!
554
00:36:37,154 --> 00:36:38,280
- Help!
-(POUNDING STOPS)
555
00:36:39,448 --> 00:36:40,991
(GUNS COCKING)
556
00:36:46,038 --> 00:36:47,790
There was a horrible accident,
557
00:36:50,209 --> 00:36:51,419
but I survived.
558
00:36:52,461 --> 00:36:53,713
I survived, Janey.
559
00:36:53,963 --> 00:36:55,631
Not in the traditional sense of the word.
560
00:36:55,840 --> 00:36:56,841
(GUN FIRES)
561
00:37:02,972 --> 00:37:06,267
It appears Miss McGregor
won't be delivering any more lamp oil.
562
00:37:07,810 --> 00:37:08,936
I must confess,
563
00:37:09,478 --> 00:37:14,775
I was unaware that zombies possessed
the required acuity to set such traps.
564
00:37:16,235 --> 00:37:17,987
Before we know it,
they'll be running for Parliament.
565
00:37:20,823 --> 00:37:21,866
Come along.
566
00:37:24,368 --> 00:37:26,829
Fantastic. We must try
and make elevenses, actually.
567
00:37:26,912 --> 00:37:29,749
Come along, Elizabeth. We mustn't dawdle,
we can't be late.
568
00:37:33,502 --> 00:37:36,297
- Miss Bennet.
- Thank you, Mr. Collins.
569
00:37:36,630 --> 00:37:38,215
Allow me.
570
00:37:40,134 --> 00:37:43,345
Gallantry isn't dead. Come, come now.
We mustn't be late.
571
00:37:47,016 --> 00:37:49,143
MAN: Keep your eyes peeled for zombies!
572
00:37:49,226 --> 00:37:51,395
No one walks alone!
573
00:37:51,479 --> 00:37:55,524
KITTY: This must be the extra militia
they stationed here in Meryton.
574
00:37:55,941 --> 00:37:58,277
LYDIA: (SIGHS) Oh, Kitty, look at him.
575
00:38:00,529 --> 00:38:01,572
- Good day.
- How are you?
576
00:38:01,655 --> 00:38:02,698
- Kitty. Lydia.
- Hi.
577
00:38:02,782 --> 00:38:04,074
Lieutenant Denny!
578
00:38:07,828 --> 00:38:09,163
Who's that With him?
579
00:38:11,373 --> 00:38:14,293
Miss Lydia Bennet and
Miss Catherine Bennet. Lieutenant Wickham,
580
00:38:14,376 --> 00:38:15,961
who has just been assigned
to our Meryton regiment
581
00:38:16,045 --> 00:38:18,130
to deal with the zombie resurgence.
582
00:38:18,214 --> 00:38:20,800
I bet you're fearful handsome
in your regimentals.
583
00:38:20,883 --> 00:38:22,676
Kitty, Lydia.
584
00:38:24,011 --> 00:38:26,055
Miss Jane Bennet, Miss Elizabeth Bennet,
may I introduce...
585
00:38:26,138 --> 00:38:27,723
- George Wickham.
- He's a lieutenant.
586
00:38:28,933 --> 00:38:30,392
JANE: This is our cousin, Mr. Collins.
587
00:38:31,227 --> 00:38:32,436
COLLINS: Parson Collins.
588
00:38:34,104 --> 00:38:35,439
Aren't we overdue at the Phillips'?
589
00:38:37,691 --> 00:38:38,734
Walk us.
590
00:38:38,984 --> 00:38:40,444
I fear I have a prior engagement.
591
00:38:40,820 --> 00:38:41,946
Mr. Wickham?
592
00:38:42,446 --> 00:38:43,489
Yes. Enchanted.
593
00:38:43,989 --> 00:38:45,074
COLLINS: She is baking,
594
00:38:45,157 --> 00:38:46,784
-so we mustn't be late.
- Lydia.
595
00:38:47,243 --> 00:38:48,869
I said she is baking.
596
00:38:50,287 --> 00:38:51,705
I was very keen to be on time
597
00:38:51,789 --> 00:38:54,583
because, apparently,
Aunt Phillips' muffins are splendid, you see.
598
00:38:54,708 --> 00:38:55,751
Is that so?
599
00:38:55,835 --> 00:38:58,504
Yeah, and Lady Catherine herself
abhors tardiness,
600
00:38:58,921 --> 00:39:02,424
and actually it's instilled me
with a real sense of order.
601
00:39:03,634 --> 00:39:06,595
Thank you for accompanying us
and enduring my younger sisters.
602
00:39:06,679 --> 00:39:07,680
(BOTH CHUCKLE)
603
00:39:07,763 --> 00:39:08,889
It's my pleasure.
604
00:39:10,266 --> 00:39:12,142
Are you going to be stationed here
all winter, Mr. Wickham?
605
00:39:12,893 --> 00:39:14,395
Well, that depends entirely
on what the manky dreadfuls
606
00:39:14,478 --> 00:39:15,813
have in store for us, Miss Bennet.
607
00:39:19,066 --> 00:39:20,109
Mr. Bingley.
608
00:39:21,777 --> 00:39:22,778
Oh...
609
00:39:24,071 --> 00:39:25,614
We were just on our way to Longbourn.
610
00:39:26,574 --> 00:39:30,119
LYDIA: Mr. Bingley, you promised
you'd throw a ball at Netherfield.
611
00:39:31,787 --> 00:39:33,789
- Are you quite recovered?
- She is.
612
00:39:34,540 --> 00:39:36,041
Then I shall begin
the preparations immediately
613
00:39:36,125 --> 00:39:38,711
for the most glorious ball
Hertfordshire has ever seen.
614
00:39:39,795 --> 00:39:41,130
LYDIA: Can Lieutenant Wickham come?
615
00:39:44,925 --> 00:39:48,262
Of course, an invitation shall be sent
to all my fellow officers.
616
00:39:52,474 --> 00:39:53,726
Excuse me.
617
00:39:56,437 --> 00:39:57,479
Good day, Miss Jane.
618
00:39:58,898 --> 00:40:01,025
There you are, my beautiful nieces.
619
00:40:01,317 --> 00:40:02,568
Oh!
620
00:40:06,822 --> 00:40:07,865
Please join us, Mr. Wickham.
621
00:40:08,240 --> 00:40:09,533
No. Duty calls, I'm afraid.
622
00:40:09,700 --> 00:40:10,701
Oh...
623
00:40:11,368 --> 00:40:12,745
Um...
624
00:40:12,828 --> 00:40:14,496
I must know, Mr. Wickham,
625
00:40:16,206 --> 00:40:18,208
what is amiss between you and Mr. Darcy?
626
00:40:21,420 --> 00:40:22,504
Are you much acquainted with him?
627
00:40:23,464 --> 00:40:24,673
More than I wish to be.
628
00:40:25,174 --> 00:40:26,425
He's been here for less than a month
629
00:40:26,508 --> 00:40:28,344
and is already the least popular man
in the county.
630
00:40:29,845 --> 00:40:32,306
Yes, it always gives me great pain to see him.
631
00:40:32,389 --> 00:40:34,683
I have been connected with his family
from infancy.
632
00:40:34,767 --> 00:40:36,852
My father managed
the late Mr. Darcy's estate.
633
00:40:37,728 --> 00:40:38,979
Darcy and I grew up together.
634
00:40:40,272 --> 00:40:41,941
His father treated me like a second son.
635
00:40:42,316 --> 00:40:44,068
I cannot begin to do justice to his kindness.
636
00:40:45,110 --> 00:40:46,904
He bequeathed me with
the best living in his gift.
637
00:40:47,279 --> 00:40:48,989
I had my heart set on joining the church.
638
00:40:50,199 --> 00:40:52,034
But when he was slain
in the Second Battle of Kent,
639
00:40:52,117 --> 00:40:54,370
Darcy ignored his wishes
and gave my living to another man.
640
00:40:55,537 --> 00:40:58,082
What could have induced him
to behave so cruelly?
641
00:40:59,500 --> 00:41:00,501
Pride.
642
00:41:02,044 --> 00:41:04,213
He thought me too low
to be worth his consideration.
643
00:41:04,797 --> 00:41:06,924
I loved his father dearly,
so, I can never expose Darcy
644
00:41:07,007 --> 00:41:08,050
or challenge him to a duel.
645
00:41:08,217 --> 00:41:09,468
AUNT PHILLIPS: Come now, Lizzy!
646
00:41:10,427 --> 00:41:12,262
We must plan our trip to the North Country.
647
00:41:12,429 --> 00:41:13,639
LIZ: I'll be right there.
648
00:41:16,141 --> 00:41:17,768
Well, perhaps I shall see you
at Mr. Bingley's ball?
649
00:41:18,394 --> 00:41:20,062
(CHUCKLES) Perhaps.
650
00:41:22,815 --> 00:41:23,816
I'll be there. (LAUGHS)
651
00:41:40,249 --> 00:41:42,001
(MUSIC PLAYING)
652
00:41:43,252 --> 00:41:44,378
WOMAN: Oh, dear.
653
00:41:46,255 --> 00:41:48,090
(INDISTINCT MURMURING)
654
00:42:32,092 --> 00:42:33,135
Beg your pardon.
655
00:42:47,858 --> 00:42:49,651
(WICKHAM CLEARING THROAT)
656
00:42:50,819 --> 00:42:52,029
(uz SIGHS)
657
00:42:54,239 --> 00:42:56,700
Mr. Wickham, you came.
658
00:42:57,117 --> 00:42:58,160
As I said I would.
659
00:42:58,869 --> 00:43:01,455
I feared that Mr. Darcy's presence
would keep you away.
660
00:43:01,830 --> 00:43:04,249
If Darcy wishes to avoid me,
he must go, not I.
661
00:43:04,333 --> 00:43:05,375
(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)
662
00:43:05,459 --> 00:43:06,919
I have found you, Miss Bennet!
663
00:43:09,755 --> 00:43:10,798
Sorry, and you are?
664
00:43:11,757 --> 00:43:12,800
Wickham.
665
00:43:13,342 --> 00:43:16,095
Oh, Mr. Wickham. I never forget a face,
666
00:43:16,178 --> 00:43:17,971
especially one as angelic as Miss Bennet's.
667
00:43:18,055 --> 00:43:19,807
I do hope you haven't forgotten our dance?
668
00:43:20,349 --> 00:43:22,267
Of course not, Parson Collins.
669
00:43:22,726 --> 00:43:25,145
- Oh, allow me.
- Thank you, Mr. Wickham.
670
00:43:26,146 --> 00:43:29,108
Lady Catherine herself has praised me
on my lightness of foot.
671
00:43:31,151 --> 00:43:34,488
Wonder, sir, how you found the time
to hone such delicacy in your steps.
672
00:43:34,571 --> 00:43:36,281
Flattery will get you everywhere,
Miss Bennet.
673
00:43:37,199 --> 00:43:38,242
Dean“
674
00:43:38,534 --> 00:43:39,827
The dance seems to be getting away with us.
675
00:43:39,910 --> 00:43:42,287
I think it only right and proper
that every clergyman
676
00:43:42,371 --> 00:43:44,790
should set the example
for matrimony in the parish.
677
00:43:48,836 --> 00:43:49,837
Ah...
678
00:43:50,045 --> 00:43:51,880
This is my favorite moment of the dance.
679
00:43:52,047 --> 00:43:53,924
And now the party's in full swing.
680
00:43:54,007 --> 00:43:55,384
(BOTH EXCLAIM)
681
00:43:56,093 --> 00:43:57,970
Such splendor in the air.
682
00:43:58,095 --> 00:44:01,515
A parson may no longer lead a chaste life,
my fair cousin.
683
00:44:01,723 --> 00:44:03,851
Mr. Collins, please keep your voice down.
684
00:44:03,934 --> 00:44:05,227
(LIZ PANTING)
685
00:44:05,894 --> 00:44:07,020
(COLLINS GRUNTS)
686
00:44:07,229 --> 00:44:08,272
Splendid.
687
00:44:08,772 --> 00:44:10,399
Splendid work, everyone.
688
00:44:10,732 --> 00:44:12,151
Thank you for your attention.
689
00:44:12,526 --> 00:44:13,735
Everyone did valiantly.
690
00:44:14,069 --> 00:44:16,989
Miss Bennet, it is my intention
to remain very close to you
691
00:44:17,072 --> 00:44:18,490
throughout all the evening.
692
00:44:19,283 --> 00:44:20,909
- May I have the next dance?
- Yes.
693
00:44:24,705 --> 00:44:25,998
(COLLINS CLEARS THROAT)
694
00:44:30,127 --> 00:44:31,461
Mr. Darcy, this is Mr. Collins.
695
00:44:31,753 --> 00:44:33,505
- Parson Collins.
- Parson Collins.
696
00:44:35,132 --> 00:44:36,258
Your...
697
00:44:37,593 --> 00:44:38,844
Uh... He's my cousin.
698
00:44:39,553 --> 00:44:43,140
Mr. Darcy,
I have made the most incredible discovery...
699
00:44:43,223 --> 00:44:46,977
Nay. Tosh. An extraordinary discovery, sir.
700
00:44:47,060 --> 00:44:50,647
You are the nephew
of Lady Catherine de Bourgh.
701
00:44:54,193 --> 00:44:55,277
I know.
702
00:44:56,570 --> 00:44:57,905
Well, I know you know.
703
00:44:57,988 --> 00:44:59,198
Allow me to do the honor of
introducing myself...
704
00:44:59,281 --> 00:45:00,407
- Please excuse me.
- Please excuse me.
705
00:45:00,490 --> 00:45:02,618
I am Parson Collins.
706
00:45:03,368 --> 00:45:05,287
My humble abode abuts Her Ladyship's...
707
00:45:05,370 --> 00:45:10,000
I predict a wedding in under three months.
708
00:45:10,125 --> 00:45:12,794
-(SNORING)
- He's such a charming young man,
709
00:45:13,503 --> 00:45:14,963
and so...
710
00:45:16,215 --> 00:45:17,216
Well, rich.
711
00:45:17,841 --> 00:45:20,844
Jane marrying Bingley
is bound to throw her younger sisters
712
00:45:20,928 --> 00:45:22,804
in the way of other rich men.
713
00:45:22,888 --> 00:45:23,889
And then...
714
00:45:24,640 --> 00:45:26,141
(WHISPERING) Mother, it's time to go.
715
00:45:26,225 --> 00:45:27,726
-(GRUNTS)
-(GROANS)
716
00:45:27,809 --> 00:45:29,269
Don't be so impertinent.
717
00:45:30,771 --> 00:45:31,897
(WHISPERING) Mr. Darcy overheard you.
718
00:45:31,980 --> 00:45:34,816
What is Mr. Darcy to me,
pray, that I should be afraid of him?
719
00:45:34,900 --> 00:45:36,860
MARY: I can't find Papa or Lydia anywhere.
720
00:45:37,194 --> 00:45:40,113
LIZ: Papa will be in the library
and I'll find that stupid girl.
721
00:45:45,827 --> 00:45:47,829
Edwin, where is dessert?
722
00:45:48,121 --> 00:45:49,248
-(EXCLAIMS)
- LIZI Ah!
723
00:45:49,331 --> 00:45:50,749
Hello, Mrs... Hello, Miss Bennett.
724
00:45:51,500 --> 00:45:52,626
Sir?
725
00:45:53,252 --> 00:45:54,253
(EDWIN SCREAMING)
726
00:45:54,670 --> 00:45:55,754
Sir?
727
00:45:56,505 --> 00:45:57,673
We must find Darcy immediately.
728
00:45:57,839 --> 00:45:58,924
There's no time.
729
00:46:01,969 --> 00:46:02,970
Mr. Bingley.
730
00:46:04,388 --> 00:46:05,472
Yes.
731
00:46:13,397 --> 00:46:15,065
BINGLEY: All the lanterns
have been snuffed out.
732
00:46:16,191 --> 00:46:17,401
Oh, mind your step, Miss Bennet.
733
00:46:19,861 --> 00:46:21,238
(SCREAMING)
734
00:46:26,535 --> 00:46:27,661
LIZ: Mr. Bingley.
735
00:46:28,328 --> 00:46:29,788
(ZOMBIES LAUGHING)
736
00:46:37,421 --> 00:46:38,880
You're Mrs. Beacham's orphans.
737
00:46:39,089 --> 00:46:40,382
We were, Miss Bennet.
738
00:46:42,092 --> 00:46:43,260
How did you get in here?
739
00:46:43,385 --> 00:46:46,054
Our new friend showed us the way in.
740
00:46:46,763 --> 00:46:48,098
(CHUCKLES)
741
00:46:49,641 --> 00:46:50,726
(DARCY SCREAMS)
742
00:46:52,060 --> 00:46:53,228
(GRUNTING)
743
00:46:57,399 --> 00:46:58,442
Mr. Darcy!
744
00:47:19,504 --> 00:47:20,839
Was he bitten?
745
00:47:24,468 --> 00:47:25,677
- Was he bitten?
- No.
746
00:47:26,845 --> 00:47:28,430
No, he fell and hit his head.
747
00:47:33,185 --> 00:47:34,269
DARCY: Bingley.
748
00:47:35,103 --> 00:47:36,271
Bingley, wake up.
749
00:47:36,521 --> 00:47:37,606
Come on, chap.
750
00:47:46,114 --> 00:47:48,784
Your abilities as a warrior
are beyond reproach, Mr. Darcy.
751
00:47:50,285 --> 00:47:51,495
If only you were as good a friend.
752
00:48:16,603 --> 00:48:19,147
JANE: "Dear Jane, we have decided
to close down Netherfield
753
00:48:19,231 --> 00:48:20,357
"and return to London.
754
00:48:20,816 --> 00:48:22,651
"We are not sure when we shall return."
755
00:48:22,984 --> 00:48:25,278
LIZ: The Bingleys just closed down
the house and left?
756
00:48:26,113 --> 00:48:29,241
I don't understand. Why would he not know
when he is to return?
757
00:48:29,616 --> 00:48:30,992
According to Caroline Bingley,
758
00:48:31,535 --> 00:48:33,787
"Mr. Darcy is impatient to see his sister.
759
00:48:34,162 --> 00:48:36,081
"My brother admires her greatly already.
760
00:48:36,623 --> 00:48:39,501
"He will now be seeing her frequently
and on the most intimate footing.
761
00:48:40,377 --> 00:48:43,255
"Am I wrong, my dearest Jane,
in indulging the hope of an event
762
00:48:43,338 --> 00:48:45,340
"which will secure the happiness
of so many?"
763
00:48:45,424 --> 00:48:47,926
Obviously, she knows
her brother is in love with you,
764
00:48:48,009 --> 00:48:49,761
and wants him to marry Miss Darcy.
765
00:48:52,139 --> 00:48:55,809
If Mr. Bingley truly loves me,
nothing can keep us apart.
766
00:48:57,227 --> 00:48:59,980
No one who has ever seen you together
can doubt his affection.
767
00:49:04,025 --> 00:49:06,027
I'm sure Mr. Bingley will be back soon.
768
00:49:06,445 --> 00:49:08,280
And that there's a good reason for all this.
769
00:49:15,787 --> 00:49:17,372
- Ladies.
-(SIGHS)
770
00:49:17,456 --> 00:49:18,874
Good morrow.
771
00:49:25,589 --> 00:49:27,382
(SPEAKING INAUDIBLY)
772
00:49:29,342 --> 00:49:30,802
(GIGGLING)
773
00:49:40,896 --> 00:49:44,733
Mr. Collins would like a private audience
with your sister.
774
00:49:44,900 --> 00:49:46,234
(LAUGHING)
775
00:49:46,610 --> 00:49:47,652
Lydia.
776
00:49:47,736 --> 00:49:50,489
- What, with Liz?
- Out. Out. Everyone out.
777
00:49:50,572 --> 00:49:52,365
Mama, please, he has
nothing to say. He can't...
778
00:49:53,575 --> 00:49:56,745
(WHISPERING)
Jane, please don't. Please, please...
779
00:49:56,828 --> 00:49:58,163
(SIGHS)
780
00:50:00,123 --> 00:50:01,374
- Ah...
-(GASPS)
781
00:50:01,458 --> 00:50:03,502
Miss Elizabeth,
as soon as I entered the house
782
00:50:03,585 --> 00:50:05,962
I singled you out
as the companion for my future life.
783
00:50:06,546 --> 00:50:07,547
Oh, no.
784
00:50:07,631 --> 00:50:11,676
I am convinced marrying you
will add very greatly to my happiness.
785
00:50:12,761 --> 00:50:14,179
But, actually, I must add,
786
00:50:14,262 --> 00:50:17,807
I will of course require you
to retire your warrior skills
787
00:50:17,933 --> 00:50:19,559
as part of the marital submission.
788
00:50:20,227 --> 00:50:22,229
We absolutely can't have swords
in the home.
789
00:50:22,521 --> 00:50:24,523
And now, Miss Elizabeth,
790
00:50:24,898 --> 00:50:27,192
allow me to assure you
in the most animated language
791
00:50:27,275 --> 00:50:30,695
of the violence, the sheer violence
of my affections.
792
00:50:30,779 --> 00:50:33,448
- Sir, I am honored by your proposal.
- Thank you.
793
00:50:33,615 --> 00:50:34,616
I am,
794
00:50:34,866 --> 00:50:36,535
but I regret, I must refuse.
795
00:50:37,994 --> 00:50:41,331
MRS. BENNET:
Lizzy, I insist you marry Mr. Collins.
796
00:50:41,540 --> 00:50:42,541
No!
797
00:50:42,624 --> 00:50:44,960
MRS. BENNET: Do not worry, Mr. Collins.
She shall be brought to reason.
798
00:50:45,085 --> 00:50:46,211
- Oh, good.
- LIZ: No.
799
00:50:46,294 --> 00:50:47,337
Oh, no...
800
00:50:47,420 --> 00:50:48,380
I'm terribly sorry.
801
00:50:48,463 --> 00:50:50,924
MRS. BENNET: Now, Elizabeth Bennet,
you get back there. You get back there.
802
00:50:51,049 --> 00:50:52,926
- LIZ: No.
- And you face up to your future...
803
00:50:53,218 --> 00:50:55,971
Excuse me. Mr. Bennet!
804
00:50:56,555 --> 00:51:00,850
You must come and make Lizzy marry
Mr. Collins, for she refuses to have him!
805
00:51:02,477 --> 00:51:03,478
Bugger .
806
00:51:03,687 --> 00:51:05,814
-(GRUNTING)
- MRS. BENNET: Lizzy!
807
00:51:06,856 --> 00:51:11,236
Lizzy, you will marry Mr. Collins or
I shall never speak to you again!
808
00:51:11,319 --> 00:51:13,071
(GRUNTS)
809
00:51:13,154 --> 00:51:14,281
MRS. BENNET: You talk to her.
810
00:51:15,949 --> 00:51:19,953
Lizzy! (CLEARING THROAT)
An unhappy alternative is before you.
811
00:51:20,829 --> 00:51:24,541
Your mother will never speak to you again
if you do not marry Mr. Collins.
812
00:51:25,166 --> 00:51:28,211
And I will never speak to you again if you do.
813
00:51:28,920 --> 00:51:30,130
(GASPS)
814
00:51:34,426 --> 00:51:37,012
Who will maintain you
when your father is dead?
815
00:51:37,137 --> 00:51:38,805
No one, Elizabeth Bennet!
816
00:51:38,972 --> 00:51:42,183
You shall become
a poor and pathetic spinster!
817
00:51:42,267 --> 00:51:43,393
Anything.
818
00:51:43,685 --> 00:51:46,521
Anything is to be preferred or endured
819
00:51:46,896 --> 00:51:49,274
rather than marrying without affection!
820
00:51:51,776 --> 00:51:52,777
Lizzy.
821
00:51:53,194 --> 00:51:55,530
Lizzy, don't go into the woods alone!
822
00:51:56,823 --> 00:51:58,033
Lizzy!
823
00:51:58,158 --> 00:51:59,826
I forbid you!
824
00:52:12,005 --> 00:52:13,715
(BIRDS SCREECHING)
825
00:52:23,892 --> 00:52:25,060
WICKHAMI Elizabeth.
826
00:52:27,020 --> 00:52:28,146
Mr. Wickham.
827
00:52:34,027 --> 00:52:35,487
(MUTTERING)
828
00:52:35,570 --> 00:52:36,905
You vanished at the ball.
829
00:52:37,155 --> 00:52:38,323
Yes.
830
00:52:38,406 --> 00:52:41,409
I thought it would've been selfish of me
to seek an encounter with Darcy.
831
00:52:41,493 --> 00:52:43,536
Would've ruined the ball
for anyone who witnessed it.
832
00:52:43,620 --> 00:52:47,207
I am very sorry I lost the pleasure
of dancing with you, though.
833
00:52:47,290 --> 00:52:50,502
Did you happen to see
four gentlemen pass this way?
834
00:52:51,753 --> 00:52:53,797
- In top hats?
- You saw them?
835
00:52:53,922 --> 00:52:57,217
No, but they were undoubtedly pallbearers.
836
00:52:57,425 --> 00:52:58,510
This is a cemetery.
837
00:53:00,553 --> 00:53:01,596
Uh, Miss Bennet?
838
00:53:03,682 --> 00:53:06,101
I want to take you somewhere
very special to me.
839
00:53:06,976 --> 00:53:08,728
It's a secret place
I've never shown another living soul.
840
00:53:12,148 --> 00:53:16,277
I stumbled upon it quite by accident
when I was first stationed in The In-Between.
841
00:53:16,486 --> 00:53:19,864
But somehow, I believe I was
always destined to find it, Miss Bennet.
842
00:53:43,555 --> 00:53:46,766
You go in. I'll join you after I see to my horse.
843
00:53:51,813 --> 00:53:52,939
Don't be afraid.
844
00:53:54,941 --> 00:53:55,984
I'm not.
845
00:54:00,655 --> 00:54:02,991
MAN: "And I brought
your fathers out of Egypt.
846
00:54:03,074 --> 00:54:05,243
"And ye came unto the sea,
847
00:54:05,326 --> 00:54:09,873
"and the Egyptians crowded their fathers
with chariots and horsemen
848
00:54:09,956 --> 00:54:11,207
"to the Red Sea.
849
00:54:11,291 --> 00:54:12,917
-"And when they cried unto the Lord...
-(BOTH GIGGLING)
850
00:54:13,001 --> 00:54:16,171
"...he put darkness between
you and the Egyptians,
851
00:54:16,546 --> 00:54:18,298
"and brought this upon them.
852
00:54:19,549 --> 00:54:21,301
-(SHUSHING)
-"He that believeth in me,
853
00:54:21,384 --> 00:54:22,927
"though he were dead,
854
00:54:23,845 --> 00:54:25,930
"yet shall he live."
855
00:54:26,264 --> 00:54:27,348
(GIGGLING)
856
00:54:27,432 --> 00:54:28,433
(WHISPERING) You're quite rude.
857
00:54:28,516 --> 00:54:31,394
"And Jesus cried out with a loud voice,
858
00:54:31,895 --> 00:54:33,772
- ALL: "'Lazarus, come out!"'
-(GASPS)
859
00:54:33,855 --> 00:54:35,523
WICKHAM: No, don't! Don't.
860
00:54:37,358 --> 00:54:38,359
It's all right.
861
00:54:39,360 --> 00:54:40,361
It's all right.
862
00:54:40,445 --> 00:54:44,449
"Happy are those
who are called to his supper.
863
00:54:50,371 --> 00:54:53,208
"The locusts have no king.
864
00:54:53,625 --> 00:54:57,420
"Yet all of them go forth, marching in rank.
865
00:54:59,214 --> 00:55:03,718
"What the cutting locust left,
the swarming locust has eaten.
866
00:55:04,260 --> 00:55:05,553
"What the swarming locust...
867
00:55:05,637 --> 00:55:07,722
-(GASPS) Brains.
- No. They're pigs' brains.
868
00:55:08,515 --> 00:55:09,557
You have nothing to fear.
869
00:55:10,266 --> 00:55:12,477
You see, if they never consume human brains
870
00:55:12,560 --> 00:55:15,063
they will never fully transform into zombies.
871
00:55:15,563 --> 00:55:19,317
St. Lazarus is the key to finally ending the
struggle between the living and the undead.
872
00:55:19,400 --> 00:55:23,029
We must force some kind of understanding
with the most advanced among them.
873
00:55:23,404 --> 00:55:26,115
Well, surely the Crown
will support such a venture.
874
00:55:26,574 --> 00:55:29,369
The war has almost bankrupted Great Britain.
875
00:55:29,452 --> 00:55:31,079
I know not where to turn.
876
00:55:32,413 --> 00:55:35,124
It's only a matter of time
before they outnumber us.
877
00:55:37,168 --> 00:55:39,546
GUARD: Rider at the gate!
878
00:55:39,629 --> 00:55:42,173
Attention!
879
00:55:50,265 --> 00:55:51,850
- Liz?
- Charlotte?
880
00:55:52,183 --> 00:55:54,185
I didn't know you were coming to visit.
881
00:55:54,269 --> 00:55:55,728
I have some news.
882
00:55:57,689 --> 00:56:00,233
I'm engaged to be married to Mr. Collins.
883
00:56:04,988 --> 00:56:06,239
You must be surprised.
884
00:56:06,698 --> 00:56:08,324
I'm not. I'm relieved.
885
00:56:08,950 --> 00:56:10,368
I believe that
my chance of happiness with him
886
00:56:10,451 --> 00:56:13,121
is as fair as most women can hope for.
887
00:56:15,623 --> 00:56:17,584
And that's all you expect?
888
00:56:17,667 --> 00:56:19,669
At 25, it's more than I expect.
889
00:56:23,006 --> 00:56:24,173
(SIGHS)
890
00:56:24,674 --> 00:56:30,471
Charlotte, if you're happy for you,
then I am, too.
891
00:56:30,972 --> 00:56:32,348
(CHUCKLES)
892
00:56:33,725 --> 00:56:36,060
Well, I am to be presented to Lady Catherine
893
00:56:36,144 --> 00:56:39,063
and if I am to stay
the night at Mr. Collins' rectory,
894
00:56:39,147 --> 00:56:41,065
I will require a chaperone.
895
00:56:42,817 --> 00:56:45,320
- Charlotte...
- She's said to be quite an imposing figure.
896
00:56:45,403 --> 00:56:48,573
And the thought of facing her without you
makes me deathly nervous.
897
00:56:48,656 --> 00:56:50,158
So, please?
898
00:56:50,325 --> 00:56:51,618
(CHUCKLES)
899
00:56:56,664 --> 00:57:01,419
I'll come, but I have one stipulation.
900
00:57:01,502 --> 00:57:02,921
Anything.
901
00:57:03,004 --> 00:57:04,839
COLLINS:
Now, when we meet Lady Catherine,
902
00:57:04,923 --> 00:57:06,633
a simple curtsey will suffice.
903
00:57:06,716 --> 00:57:11,012
Maintain eye contact,
but don't speak unless spoken to, please.
904
00:57:12,472 --> 00:57:14,933
Lady Catherine's famed Black Guard.
905
00:57:15,016 --> 00:57:16,684
They can't move.
906
00:57:16,768 --> 00:57:20,813
Here, look at this,
you could tickle him with a feather. Oh!
907
00:57:20,897 --> 00:57:22,440
GUARD: Lower the gate!
908
00:57:22,523 --> 00:57:26,527
COLLINS: An extraordinary sight,
is it not? Oh!
909
00:57:27,862 --> 00:57:30,615
Such splendor.
910
00:57:34,827 --> 00:57:37,622
Lady Catherine Smiting the Undead Lucifer.
911
00:57:37,705 --> 00:57:39,582
Majestic. Oh!
912
00:57:42,460 --> 00:57:43,711
(SNICKERING)
913
00:57:43,795 --> 00:57:44,796
Elizabeth Bennet.
914
00:57:50,134 --> 00:57:52,261
The Four Horsemen
of the Zombie Apocalypse.
915
00:57:52,345 --> 00:57:55,390
When they appear, the end of days is neigh.
916
00:57:55,515 --> 00:57:57,058
- This way, miss.
-(CLEARING THROAT)
917
00:58:01,604 --> 00:58:04,774
FRANKLIN: Parson Collins,
Miss Lucas, and Miss Bennet.
918
00:58:09,904 --> 00:58:11,072
COLLINS: I'm sorry.
919
00:58:11,990 --> 00:58:13,533
Lady Catherine.
920
00:58:14,742 --> 00:58:16,244
Miss De Bourgh.
921
00:58:17,370 --> 00:58:18,621
Lady Catherine.
922
00:58:19,122 --> 00:58:21,249
LADY CATHERINE:
So you are Elizabeth Bennet.
923
00:58:21,624 --> 00:58:23,626
LIZ: Um, yes. lam, Your Ladyship.
924
00:58:26,921 --> 00:58:28,673
This is my daughter.
925
00:58:33,011 --> 00:58:37,724
COLLINS: Well, it's very kind of you to
invite us over for tea, Lady Catherine. Really.
926
00:58:37,807 --> 00:58:39,308
-(DOOR OPENS)
- Very grateful.
927
00:58:40,435 --> 00:58:41,436
Mr. Darcy?
928
00:58:43,563 --> 00:58:44,605
Miss Bennet.
929
00:58:45,732 --> 00:58:47,316
You know my nephew?
930
00:58:48,317 --> 00:58:51,029
Yes, I had the tremendous pleasure
of meeting him in Hertfordshire.
931
00:58:52,280 --> 00:58:53,364
Mr. Wickham.
932
00:58:54,115 --> 00:58:56,284
- Is this the soldier you spoke of?
- FRANKLIN: Yes.
933
00:58:56,367 --> 00:58:59,412
Miss Bennet requested he attend,
that he might confer with Your Ladyship
934
00:58:59,495 --> 00:59:02,290
about a strategy
with which to combat the scourge.
935
00:59:02,874 --> 00:59:05,043
Mmm, a lieutenant? Really?
936
00:59:05,126 --> 00:59:06,127
COLLINS: Indeed.
937
00:59:06,210 --> 00:59:08,212
FRANKLIN: And tea is brought up.
938
00:59:08,296 --> 00:59:10,506
- Oh! Shall we?
- Oh, delighted to.
939
00:59:10,590 --> 00:59:11,591
Please.
940
00:59:13,342 --> 00:59:15,762
LIZ: I have given you entry
to the wealthiest woman in the kingdom.
941
00:59:17,597 --> 00:59:19,432
The rest is up to you.
942
00:59:22,060 --> 00:59:23,186
WICKHAM: Your Ladyship has perhaps heard
943
00:59:23,269 --> 00:59:24,771
that some of the stricken
have not succumbed
944
00:59:24,854 --> 00:59:26,189
to the urge to feed upon the living,
945
00:59:26,314 --> 00:59:28,566
and in so doing
have maintained their human ways.
946
00:59:28,649 --> 00:59:30,193
And they have managed to resist this
947
00:59:30,276 --> 00:59:32,236
most primal of zombie urges, how?
948
00:59:32,320 --> 00:59:34,405
Their iron-clad constitutions?
949
00:59:34,489 --> 00:59:35,615
(SCOFFS)
950
00:59:36,115 --> 00:59:39,118
Yes, fortified by religious piety
and pigs' brains,
951
00:59:39,202 --> 00:59:41,120
which they receive in communion
as the blood of Christ.
952
00:59:41,204 --> 00:59:44,040
The pig brains quench their appetite
for human brains.
953
00:59:44,624 --> 00:59:45,750
Oh, yes, of course.
954
00:59:45,833 --> 00:59:47,418
The Crown's funds have been drained.
955
00:59:47,502 --> 00:59:49,629
You're here to solicit money?
956
00:59:49,712 --> 00:59:52,215
I am here to propose a venture
that would end the war forever.
957
00:59:52,298 --> 00:59:54,967
These new zombies can be reasoned with.
958
00:59:55,051 --> 00:59:57,303
With the proper funding,
I believe we can cultivate trust
959
00:59:57,386 --> 01:00:00,389
and even goodwill
with this new iteration of the undead,
960
01:00:00,473 --> 01:00:03,768
who seem to possess an inherent power
over the lower ranks of their kind.
961
01:00:03,851 --> 01:00:05,228
(CHUCKUNG)
962
01:00:07,230 --> 01:00:08,689
Zombie aristocrats?
963
01:00:08,773 --> 01:00:10,650
(LAUGHING)
964
01:00:12,026 --> 01:00:13,069
Oh, yeah.
965
01:00:15,446 --> 01:00:17,532
WICKHAM: I prefer to think of them
as souls lost in purgatory.
966
01:00:18,574 --> 01:00:20,409
The common hordes
look to them for leadership.
967
01:00:20,493 --> 01:00:22,495
It takes just one of them
to realize their power
968
01:00:22,578 --> 01:00:23,830
and then to lead the hordes into battle...
969
01:00:23,913 --> 01:00:25,748
- The undead are like locusts.
- Locusts.
970
01:00:25,832 --> 01:00:29,877
They go forth and destroy.
They have no use for leaders.
971
01:00:30,211 --> 01:00:32,588
- COLLINS: Oh, um, except one. Actually.
- Hmm?
972
01:00:34,257 --> 01:00:37,593
Oh, well, um, according to
the Book of Revelation, actually,
973
01:00:37,677 --> 01:00:40,680
the Antichrist shall lead the undead
974
01:00:40,763 --> 01:00:45,560
on the day that shall be
the last day of mankind.
975
01:00:45,643 --> 01:00:47,770
- How cheery, Collins.
- Thank you, Lady Catherine.
976
01:00:47,854 --> 01:00:50,565
Very generous.
Franklin, are there more scones?
977
01:00:50,648 --> 01:00:52,608
WICKHAM: If we could negotiate
with this select group of...
978
01:00:52,692 --> 01:00:54,902
LADY CATHERINE:
Aristocrats? To what end?
979
01:00:54,986 --> 01:00:57,864
- A treaty.
- DARCY: Appeasement?
980
01:00:57,947 --> 01:00:58,990
Never.
981
01:00:59,073 --> 01:01:01,409
Well, then the human race is surely doomed.
982
01:01:03,119 --> 01:01:05,830
Your Ladyship,
the undead will always multiply faster
983
01:01:05,913 --> 01:01:07,331
than the living can procreate.
984
01:01:07,415 --> 01:01:10,418
Nine months to make a baby,
then 16 years to make a soldier,
985
01:01:10,501 --> 01:01:12,545
and one raw second to make a zombie.
986
01:01:13,129 --> 01:01:16,132
You must realize, if they were to organize,
we cannot defeat them.
987
01:01:16,257 --> 01:01:18,885
The only hope is to find a way
to coexist with them,
988
01:01:18,968 --> 01:01:21,846
before they find their Antichrist.
989
01:01:24,432 --> 01:01:26,392
The late Mr. Darcy
would have supported such a venture.
990
01:01:28,477 --> 01:01:31,230
I have tolerated your presence here
long enough, Wickham.
991
01:01:31,772 --> 01:01:32,940
Guards.
992
01:01:39,739 --> 01:01:42,200
Please do remember this moment,
993
01:01:42,283 --> 01:01:44,535
and the opportunity so glibly spurned.
994
01:01:45,536 --> 01:01:47,747
The day of the zombie has already broken.
995
01:01:47,830 --> 01:01:50,666
Wake and face the light,
or slumber into oblivion.
996
01:02:03,095 --> 01:02:06,641
Mr. Darcy, you are
as unfeeling as the undead.
997
01:02:13,731 --> 01:02:15,691
LADY CATHERINE:
My word,
998
01:02:15,816 --> 01:02:19,946
you give your opinion very decidedly
for so young a person.
999
01:02:20,029 --> 01:02:21,239
COLLINS: (MUFFLED)
Indeed, Lady Catherine.
1000
01:02:21,322 --> 01:02:23,574
Well, I would like to say
how dutifully behaved I think
1001
01:02:23,658 --> 01:02:24,951
Lady Anne has been this morning.
1002
01:02:25,034 --> 01:02:27,161
A real credit to the crest, actually.
1003
01:02:29,413 --> 01:02:30,915
Would you like a scone, dear?
1004
01:02:36,379 --> 01:02:37,755
(CHARLOTTE SNORING)
1005
01:02:41,676 --> 01:02:43,302
(GRUNTING)
1006
01:03:01,654 --> 01:03:03,114
(SIGHS)
1007
01:03:06,909 --> 01:03:08,369
(THUNDER RUMBLING)
1008
01:03:35,396 --> 01:03:37,857
WICKHAM: I didn't mean to frighten you.
1009
01:03:37,940 --> 01:03:39,025
You didn't.
1010
01:03:39,817 --> 01:03:41,444
No. Of course not.
1011
01:03:41,527 --> 01:03:43,821
Rosings is the safest place in England.
1012
01:03:45,072 --> 01:03:47,074
- You see, that's the problem.
-(SIGHS)
1013
01:03:47,616 --> 01:03:49,577
Aristos feel invincible
within their great houses,
1014
01:03:49,660 --> 01:03:52,079
but how wrong they are.
1015
01:03:52,163 --> 01:03:53,914
Their hubris will be their downfall.
1016
01:03:54,915 --> 01:03:56,292
"Downfall"?
1017
01:03:57,585 --> 01:04:00,171
You act as if
the undead had already defeated us.
1018
01:04:03,174 --> 01:04:04,925
I think you and I
understand each other, Liz Bennet.
1019
01:04:09,347 --> 01:04:10,931
Well, the way you championed me earlier,
I thought...
1020
01:04:11,015 --> 01:04:14,435
Mr. Darcy's treatment of you
has been utterly despicable, but...
1021
01:04:14,518 --> 01:04:17,146
No more despicable than
his treatment of you and your family.
1022
01:04:17,229 --> 01:04:19,357
(STUTTERS) I don't understand you, sir.
1023
01:04:21,734 --> 01:04:23,986
It was Darcy that persuaded Bingley
to stay clear of your sister
1024
01:04:24,111 --> 01:04:25,946
and leave Netherfield.
1025
01:04:27,114 --> 01:04:28,616
Why?
1026
01:04:28,699 --> 01:04:32,620
Because he believes your sister
be inferior to his friend.
1027
01:04:32,703 --> 01:04:34,205
Darcy also convinced Bingley
1028
01:04:34,288 --> 01:04:36,290
that she is after his fortune
and doesn't truly love him.
1029
01:04:37,625 --> 01:04:40,044
How could you possibly know this?
1030
01:04:40,127 --> 01:04:41,962
Men talk.
1031
01:04:42,088 --> 01:04:44,673
Darcy brags about it with his intimates.
1032
01:04:46,967 --> 01:04:48,761
Miss Bennet, run away with me.
1033
01:04:53,808 --> 01:04:55,935
You have crossed a line, sir.
1034
01:04:57,561 --> 01:05:00,272
We're far beyond lines now, Miss Bennet.
1035
01:05:04,610 --> 01:05:06,946
Take heed of the parson, Miss Bennet.
1036
01:05:07,029 --> 01:05:09,490
The day of reckoning is upon us.
1037
01:05:14,537 --> 01:05:15,996
(CHARLOTTE SNORING)
1038
01:05:24,046 --> 01:05:25,589
(uz SIGHS)
1039
01:05:42,523 --> 01:05:43,858
Charlotte?
1040
01:05:45,443 --> 01:05:46,777
Charlotte?
1041
01:06:04,378 --> 01:06:06,046
(BELL CHIMING)
1042
01:06:13,762 --> 01:06:15,222
- Mr. Darcy.
- Miss Bennet.
1043
01:06:16,557 --> 01:06:19,185
You've finally arisen. How fortuitous.
1044
01:06:22,897 --> 01:06:25,566
There are some words I must say.
1045
01:06:27,735 --> 01:06:29,528
Please do be seated.
1046
01:06:32,281 --> 01:06:33,866
(DARCY CLEARING THROAT)
1047
01:06:34,950 --> 01:06:36,327
(SIGHS)
1048
01:06:37,411 --> 01:06:40,539
Miss Bennet, although I know
many consider you to be decidedly inferior,
1049
01:06:41,332 --> 01:06:46,253
as a matter of your birth,
your family, and your circumstances,
1050
01:06:46,337 --> 01:06:49,256
my feelings will not be repressed.
1051
01:06:49,340 --> 01:06:52,009
In vain have I struggled.
1052
01:06:52,092 --> 01:06:55,638
I have come to feel for you
a most ardent admiration and regard,
1053
01:06:55,721 --> 01:06:58,432
which has overcome my betterjudgment.
1054
01:07:01,352 --> 01:07:05,940
So now I ask you most fervently
to end my turmoil and consent to be my wife.
1055
01:07:11,529 --> 01:07:14,782
If I could feel gratitude,
I would now thank you,
1056
01:07:16,116 --> 01:07:18,077
but I cannot.
1057
01:07:18,160 --> 01:07:20,204
I never desired your good opinion,
1058
01:07:20,287 --> 01:07:22,998
and you have
certainly bestowed it most unwillingly.
1059
01:07:36,053 --> 01:07:38,347
Might I be informed why,
1060
01:07:38,430 --> 01:07:41,684
with so little endeavor at civility,
I am rejected?
1061
01:07:41,767 --> 01:07:45,813
You intentionally ruined the happiness
of my most beloved sister.
1062
01:07:45,896 --> 01:07:47,147
(SCOFFS)
1063
01:07:47,231 --> 01:07:49,900
- Do you deny it?
- I have no wish to deny it.
1064
01:07:51,235 --> 01:07:55,864
I did everything in my power
to separate my friend from your sister.
1065
01:07:58,659 --> 01:07:59,952
-(GRUNTING)
-(CLATTERING)
1066
01:08:00,035 --> 01:08:01,412
How could you?
1067
01:08:02,162 --> 01:08:04,081
Because I perceived
his attachment to her
1068
01:08:04,164 --> 01:08:06,417
to be far deeper than hers to him.
1069
01:08:06,500 --> 01:08:07,835
I believed her to be indifferent.
1070
01:08:07,918 --> 01:08:11,046
Indifferent? She's shy!
1071
01:08:19,346 --> 01:08:21,473
Did you suggest to Mr. Bingley
1072
01:08:21,557 --> 01:08:25,019
that his fortune
had some bearing on the matter?
1073
01:08:25,102 --> 01:08:26,770
I wouldn't do your sister the dishonor,
1074
01:08:26,854 --> 01:08:28,188
though it was suggested.
1075
01:08:28,897 --> 01:08:30,608
(GRUNTING)
1076
01:08:32,526 --> 01:08:33,694
By Miss Bingley?
1077
01:08:33,819 --> 01:08:35,863
By your mother, at the ball.
1078
01:08:39,908 --> 01:08:44,413
Your character was revealed to me
many months ago by Wickham
1079
01:08:44,872 --> 01:08:48,459
as I heard of his scandalous misfortunes
at your hand.
1080
01:08:48,542 --> 01:08:51,211
Oh, yeah. Mr. Wickham's misfortunes
have been very great indeed.
1081
01:08:51,879 --> 01:08:53,505
(GRUNTING)
1082
01:09:02,348 --> 01:09:05,893
You withhold the advantages
that you know were designed for him.
1083
01:09:06,852 --> 01:09:07,853
(BUTTONS CLATTERING)
1084
01:09:10,022 --> 01:09:11,231
This is your opinion of me?
1085
01:09:11,315 --> 01:09:13,484
Then I thank you for explaining it so fully.
1086
01:09:23,827 --> 01:09:25,162
(GROANING)
1087
01:09:25,704 --> 01:09:27,956
(BREATHING HEAVILY)
1088
01:09:29,083 --> 01:09:31,043
You could not have made
the offer of your hand
1089
01:09:31,126 --> 01:09:34,880
in any possible way
that would have tempted me to accept it.
1090
01:09:35,631 --> 01:09:37,883
I had not known you a month
1091
01:09:37,966 --> 01:09:39,968
before I felt that
you were the last man in the world
1092
01:09:40,052 --> 01:09:42,429
whom I could ever be prevailed on to marry.
1093
01:09:47,643 --> 01:09:50,104
You've said quite enough, madam.
1094
01:09:51,021 --> 01:09:52,231
I fully comprehend your feelings
1095
01:09:52,314 --> 01:09:55,234
and now have only to be ashamed
of what my own have been.
1096
01:10:01,031 --> 01:10:05,703
Please forgive me, and accept my
best wishes for your health and happiness.
1097
01:10:12,459 --> 01:10:14,420
(WHIMPERING)
1098
01:10:22,803 --> 01:10:25,889
COLLINS: Hello. Good afternoon.
Wonderful to be back.
1099
01:10:25,973 --> 01:10:27,891
Oh, heavens.
1100
01:10:27,975 --> 01:10:29,893
What happened, Lizzy?
1101
01:10:29,977 --> 01:10:32,229
This is an antique. Irreplaceable.
1102
01:10:32,312 --> 01:10:34,606
- Lady Catherine herself delivered this to me.
-(SOBBING)
1103
01:10:34,690 --> 01:10:36,817
- Mr. Darcy...
-it's from the shores of China.
1104
01:10:36,900 --> 01:10:39,153
Mr. Darcy came by the cottage?
1105
01:10:40,154 --> 01:10:41,530
Came here?
1106
01:10:41,613 --> 01:10:43,282
Fabulous.
1107
01:10:43,365 --> 01:10:45,242
This will need clearing up, Elizabeth.
1108
01:10:45,325 --> 01:10:46,535
(CRYING)
1109
01:11:15,689 --> 01:11:16,940
DARCY: "Dear Miss Elizabeth Bennet,
1110
01:11:19,067 --> 01:11:23,322
"I am not writing to renew the sentiments
which were so disgusting to you,
1111
01:11:23,405 --> 01:11:26,867
"but to address the two offenses
that you accused me of.
1112
01:11:26,950 --> 01:11:30,370
"I did not intentionally wound your sister.
1113
01:11:30,454 --> 01:11:34,208
"It was a most unfortunate consequence
of protecting my dearest friend.
1114
01:11:34,958 --> 01:11:37,294
"Mr. Bingley's feelings for Miss Bennet
1115
01:11:37,377 --> 01:11:42,049
"were beyond any I had ever witnessed in
him, or indeed even thought him capable of.
1116
01:11:43,550 --> 01:11:45,552
"The evening of the dance at Netherfield,
1117
01:11:45,636 --> 01:11:48,555
"after overhearing your mother
coldly state her intention
1118
01:11:48,639 --> 01:11:51,475
"of having all her daughters marry favorably,
1119
01:11:51,558 --> 01:11:54,311
"I persuaded Bingley
of the unfitness of the match.
1120
01:11:54,394 --> 01:11:59,149
"If I have wounded Miss Bennet's feelings,
it was unknowingly done.
1121
01:11:59,233 --> 01:12:03,028
"As to your other accusation,
of having injured Mr. Wickham,
1122
01:12:03,111 --> 01:12:06,114
"no sooner had my father
made clear his intention
1123
01:12:06,198 --> 01:12:08,659
"to leave Mr. Wickham a handsome sum,
1124
01:12:08,742 --> 01:12:13,455
"than Mr. Darcy was mysteriously infected
by the plague.
1125
01:12:13,539 --> 01:12:17,668
"It was left to me, his son,
to provide a merciful ending.
1126
01:12:17,751 --> 01:12:19,253
(couemwe)
1127
01:12:25,342 --> 01:12:29,221
"Still, I gave Wickham
the inheritance my father left.
1128
01:12:29,304 --> 01:12:31,348
"Wickham squandered it.
1129
01:12:31,431 --> 01:12:34,601
"Whereupon he demanded
more and more money,
1130
01:12:34,685 --> 01:12:37,020
"until I eventually refused.
1131
01:12:37,104 --> 01:12:39,815
"Thereafter he severed all ties with me.
1132
01:12:39,898 --> 01:12:44,278
"Last summer he began a relationship
with my 15-year-old sister
1133
01:12:44,361 --> 01:12:45,821
"and convinced her to elope.
1134
01:12:46,947 --> 01:12:51,326
"Mr. Wickham's prime target
was her inheritance of £30,000,
1135
01:12:51,410 --> 01:12:54,496
"but revenging himself on me
was a strong additional inducement.
1136
01:12:56,081 --> 01:13:00,502
"Fortunately, I was able to persuade
my sister of Mr. Wickham's ulterior motives
1137
01:13:00,586 --> 01:13:02,462
"before it was too late.
1138
01:13:02,546 --> 01:13:04,631
"I hope this helps explain
1139
01:13:04,715 --> 01:13:08,010
"and perhaps mitigate
my behavior in your eyes.
1140
01:13:08,468 --> 01:13:09,928
"Of all the weapons in the world,
1141
01:13:10,554 --> 01:13:13,807
"I now know love to be the most dangerous.
1142
01:13:13,891 --> 01:13:15,976
"For I have suffered a mortal wound.
1143
01:13:16,602 --> 01:13:20,397
"When did I fall so deeply
under your spell, Miss Bennet?
1144
01:13:20,480 --> 01:13:22,608
"I cannot fix the hour or the spot
1145
01:13:22,691 --> 01:13:25,444
"or the look or the words
which laid the foundation.
1146
01:13:25,527 --> 01:13:27,946
"I was in the middle
before I knew I had began.
1147
01:13:29,031 --> 01:13:31,533
"What a proud fool I was.
1148
01:13:31,658 --> 01:13:32,784
"I have faced the harsh truth,
1149
01:13:32,868 --> 01:13:36,580
"that I can never hope
to win your love in this life,
1150
01:13:36,663 --> 01:13:39,166
"and so have sought solace in combat.
1151
01:13:40,250 --> 01:13:42,169
"I write to you from the siege of London.
1152
01:13:43,086 --> 01:13:44,087
(ZOMBIES GROWLING)
1153
01:13:44,171 --> 01:13:47,591
"There is now a cunning design
to the zombie attacks.
1154
01:13:47,674 --> 01:13:51,637
"I sense a dark hand is at work here,
guiding the enemy, Miss Bennet.
1155
01:13:51,720 --> 01:13:55,098
"By taking London, they've increased
their ranks a hundredfold.
1156
01:13:56,016 --> 01:13:57,142
Come on, lads!
1157
01:13:58,477 --> 01:14:02,564
"Now we endeavor to keep them trapped
within the great wall."
1158
01:14:03,774 --> 01:14:06,485
DARCY: This wasn't the random act
of a mindless horde.
1159
01:14:06,568 --> 01:14:08,695
They've struck the Palace and both Houses.
1160
01:14:10,447 --> 01:14:12,699
They cut off our head
before we could cut off theirs.
1161
01:14:13,617 --> 01:14:15,077
Keep fighting.
1162
01:14:15,619 --> 01:14:17,204
Come on, men!
1163
01:14:17,955 --> 01:14:20,958
"If we should fail to contain them
and they breach Hingham Bridge,
1164
01:14:21,041 --> 01:14:25,087
"it'll be as if a great dam has broken,
and they'll reach Hertfordshire swiftly.
1165
01:14:27,297 --> 01:14:29,466
"And in overwhelming numbers.
1166
01:14:31,134 --> 01:14:34,221
"Dear Miss Bennet,
I implore you to be ready."
1167
01:14:39,101 --> 01:14:40,268
JANE: Lizzy!
1168
01:14:42,521 --> 01:14:43,689
- Liz!
- Jane!
1169
01:14:46,733 --> 01:14:49,361
Jane... (PANTING) Jane, what is it?
1170
01:14:49,444 --> 01:14:51,405
JANE: Wickham's run off with Lydia.
1171
01:14:51,488 --> 01:14:53,281
She's barely more than a child.
1172
01:14:54,074 --> 01:14:57,119
I never could have imagined
the man to be so improper,
1173
01:14:57,202 --> 01:14:58,578
to be such a blaggard.
1174
01:14:58,704 --> 01:15:00,247
(SIGHS)
1175
01:15:00,706 --> 01:15:02,374
What are we to do?
1176
01:15:05,419 --> 01:15:06,753
(SIGHING)
1177
01:15:09,673 --> 01:15:10,841
St. Lazarus.
1178
01:15:13,927 --> 01:15:15,345
I know where she is.
1179
01:15:16,179 --> 01:15:18,015
(BELL TOLLING)
1180
01:15:18,598 --> 01:15:20,600
(POUNDING AT DOOR)
1181
01:15:26,982 --> 01:15:28,442
(POUNDING CONTINUES)
1182
01:15:29,276 --> 01:15:31,695
You have a very small estate here.
1183
01:15:31,778 --> 01:15:33,280
LIZ: And yet we endure it.
1184
01:15:34,990 --> 01:15:37,034
I have urgent business to attend to.
1185
01:15:38,618 --> 01:15:42,497
A falsehood of a most scandalous nature
has reached me,
1186
01:15:42,581 --> 01:15:46,209
that you intend to be united
with my own nephew, Mr. Darcy.
1187
01:15:46,293 --> 01:15:47,335
Is this true?
1188
01:15:47,627 --> 01:15:50,213
I do not possess
your frankness, Your Ladyship.
1189
01:15:50,297 --> 01:15:52,382
You may ask questions,
I may not choose to answer.
1190
01:15:52,466 --> 01:15:54,259
Let me be rightly understood, Miss Bennet.
1191
01:15:54,634 --> 01:15:57,387
Darcy has been promised since infancy
to my daughter.
1192
01:15:59,556 --> 01:16:02,726
Well, then you can have
no reason to suppose he made me an offer.
1193
01:16:02,809 --> 01:16:05,312
Are you engaged to him or not?
1194
01:16:07,230 --> 01:16:08,273
I'm not.
1195
01:16:09,149 --> 01:16:10,358
Hmm...
1196
01:16:10,442 --> 01:16:14,988
And will you promise me
never to enter into such an engagement?
1197
01:16:15,072 --> 01:16:17,199
I will make no such promise.
1198
01:16:18,533 --> 01:16:21,328
Then I shall protect the dignity
of a far superior man.
1199
01:16:24,372 --> 01:16:27,084
Do you dare to face me in combat?
1200
01:16:27,167 --> 01:16:28,251
I do not.
1201
01:16:28,752 --> 01:16:30,420
For to take arms against you, My Lady,
1202
01:16:30,504 --> 01:16:32,506
would be to take arms against England.
1203
01:16:32,589 --> 01:16:33,632
Quite right.
1204
01:16:34,966 --> 01:16:36,259
My proxy will have to suffice.
1205
01:16:36,343 --> 01:16:37,385
Wilhelm.
1206
01:16:42,516 --> 01:16:44,851
(GROANING AND BREATHING HEAVILY)
1207
01:16:45,185 --> 01:16:48,688
Miss Bennet, do you concede?
1208
01:16:50,023 --> 01:16:51,149
I do not.
1209
01:16:52,317 --> 01:16:55,529
My courage always rises
at every attempt to intimidate me.
1210
01:17:00,492 --> 01:17:02,160
(GRUNTING)
1211
01:17:24,558 --> 01:17:26,893
(CHOKING)
1212
01:17:28,311 --> 01:17:30,063
Do you still refuse to oblige me?
1213
01:17:31,690 --> 01:17:33,233
Idol
1214
01:17:33,567 --> 01:17:34,776
(GROANING)
1215
01:17:50,375 --> 01:17:51,751
(GASPS)
1216
01:18:00,594 --> 01:18:05,182
I do not know
which I admire more, Elizabeth Bennet.
1217
01:18:05,265 --> 01:18:08,143
Your skill as a warrior,
1218
01:18:08,226 --> 01:18:10,312
or your resolve as a woman.
1219
01:18:11,313 --> 01:18:12,355
(DOOR UNLOCKS)
1220
01:18:12,439 --> 01:18:14,274
JANE: They've got her
in The In-Between, Papa.
1221
01:18:14,357 --> 01:18:16,109
MR. BENNET: Lydia's honor is at stake.
1222
01:18:16,193 --> 01:18:18,486
Stop him, Liz.
He's going after Lydia and Wickham.
1223
01:18:18,570 --> 01:18:19,988
(SIGHING) Wait, Papa.
1224
01:18:20,071 --> 01:18:22,908
What's right to be done
cannot be done too soon.
1225
01:18:22,991 --> 01:18:25,410
But you don't even know where she is. I do.
1226
01:18:25,493 --> 01:18:27,871
I promise you I won't forsake Lydia.
1227
01:18:27,954 --> 01:18:29,080
I'll go with you.
1228
01:18:29,164 --> 01:18:31,041
No, you must stay here
to help protect Longbourn.
1229
01:18:31,124 --> 01:18:32,500
LADY CATHERINE: Ride at once. Both of you.
1230
01:18:32,584 --> 01:18:35,045
I will take the rest of your family
back with me to Rosings.
1231
01:18:35,128 --> 01:18:37,589
There's no safer place in England.
1232
01:18:38,548 --> 01:18:40,300
Collect your people.
1233
01:18:46,723 --> 01:18:48,558
SENTRY 1: This bridge is closed!
1234
01:18:48,642 --> 01:18:50,477
It's too dangerous to cross.
1235
01:18:50,560 --> 01:18:52,229
All of London's fallen to the zombies.
1236
01:18:52,312 --> 01:18:53,605
JANE: We have urgent business
on the other side.
1237
01:18:53,688 --> 01:18:56,566
SENTRY 2: This bridge is rigged
with all the explosives left in England.
1238
01:18:56,650 --> 01:18:58,235
It's to be detonated tomorrow at dawn
1239
01:18:58,318 --> 01:19:00,237
when the last squadron
withdraw from The In-Between.
1240
01:19:00,320 --> 01:19:02,322
SENTRY 1:
Our boys can't hold them much longer.
1241
01:19:02,405 --> 01:19:06,785
If the undead of London take the bridge,
the rest of England will surely be lost.
1242
01:19:07,035 --> 01:19:09,412
Nevertheless, we must cross over.
1243
01:19:26,096 --> 01:19:29,099
SOLDIER: Zombie protocols in effect!
1244
01:19:29,182 --> 01:19:34,437
One, seek out and destroy
any remaining undead.
1245
01:19:35,855 --> 01:19:39,943
Two, any of the fallen with intact skulls
1246
01:19:40,026 --> 01:19:43,738
must have their brains perforated or crushed
1247
01:19:44,698 --> 01:19:48,243
to ensure they do not rise again
as the undead!
1248
01:19:50,161 --> 01:19:51,788
(ZOMBIES GROWLING)
1249
01:20:03,925 --> 01:20:06,344
Bloody hell... Fie, damnable scarf!
1250
01:20:12,559 --> 01:20:14,394
(SCREAMING)
1251
01:20:15,437 --> 01:20:16,896
-(GRUNTING)
-(EXPLOSION)
1252
01:20:24,404 --> 01:20:25,947
Hello, Miss Bennet.
1253
01:20:26,114 --> 01:20:27,949
(BOTH CHUCKLE)
1254
01:20:57,020 --> 01:20:58,063
Potter's field.
1255
01:20:59,105 --> 01:21:00,482
Yes. Quite.
1256
01:21:01,441 --> 01:21:02,442
Pardon?
1257
01:21:03,026 --> 01:21:06,071
This. What we're standing on,
1258
01:21:06,154 --> 01:21:07,655
it's an unmarked zombie graveyard.
1259
01:21:09,407 --> 01:21:10,617
Yes. Of course.
1260
01:21:17,248 --> 01:21:18,666
(BOTH GRUNTING)
1261
01:21:18,875 --> 01:21:20,960
DARCY: Miss Bennet, what possible cause
could the two of you have
1262
01:21:21,044 --> 01:21:24,839
for leaving Hertfordshire
and entering into The In-Between?
1263
01:21:26,216 --> 01:21:29,219
If adventures will not befall
a young lady in her own village,
1264
01:21:29,302 --> 01:21:31,346
she must seek them abroad.
1265
01:21:35,100 --> 01:21:36,726
We had no choice.
1266
01:21:38,269 --> 01:21:39,979
Wickham has run off with Lydia.
1267
01:21:40,563 --> 01:21:43,191
He has taken her to where his
"zombie aristocrats" congregate.
1268
01:21:43,691 --> 01:21:44,734
(SIGHS)
1269
01:21:44,818 --> 01:21:46,194
St. Lazarus.
1270
01:21:53,660 --> 01:21:55,078
St. Lazarus?
1271
01:21:56,871 --> 01:21:58,415
I know it well.
1272
01:22:01,000 --> 01:22:04,003
I saw it razed to the ground five days ago.
1273
01:22:05,505 --> 01:22:08,425
Your sister couldn't possibly have survived.
1274
01:22:12,679 --> 01:22:15,181
I'm profoundly sorry for your loss.
1275
01:22:16,015 --> 01:22:17,725
SOLDIER: Colonel Darcy.
1276
01:22:18,226 --> 01:22:20,687
(WHISPERING)
We need you at the command tent.
1277
01:22:23,064 --> 01:22:26,359
I fear I must depart
for Hingham Bridge immediately.
1278
01:22:26,443 --> 01:22:27,902
(SNIFFLING)
1279
01:22:27,986 --> 01:22:29,320
Of course.
1280
01:22:47,714 --> 01:22:49,591
DARCY: Let's see how reasonable
his aristocrats are
1281
01:22:49,674 --> 01:22:51,593
after their appetites have been whet.
1282
01:22:51,676 --> 01:22:53,303
On my mark.
1283
01:22:53,386 --> 01:22:54,512
Now.
1284
01:22:56,681 --> 01:22:58,808
Dawn breaks at 5:00 tomorrow.
1285
01:23:00,393 --> 01:23:02,061
I'll make it back.
1286
01:23:02,145 --> 01:23:04,355
Of course you will, old man.
1287
01:23:04,439 --> 01:23:07,192
The order must be given at first light.
1288
01:23:07,275 --> 01:23:09,068
No matter what.
1289
01:23:09,152 --> 01:23:10,904
I'll give the order.
1290
01:23:26,878 --> 01:23:28,713
(PIGS SNORTING)
1291
01:23:33,718 --> 01:23:35,428
(CHURCH BELL TOLLING)
1292
01:24:05,625 --> 01:24:07,710
LIZ: I fear I should not have
confided in Darcy.
1293
01:24:07,794 --> 01:24:12,048
Fear the hordes of ravenous unmentionables
that are swarming our way.
1294
01:24:13,675 --> 01:24:18,096
Liz, London has already fallen
and the Grand Barrier burns as we speak.
1295
01:24:25,186 --> 01:24:27,313
Hingham Bridge is behind us.
1296
01:24:28,106 --> 01:24:29,857
London's over there.
1297
01:24:30,942 --> 01:24:34,112
Which direction
are you looking in, Mr. Bingley?
1298
01:24:35,321 --> 01:24:36,698
St. Lazarus?
1299
01:24:38,408 --> 01:24:40,660
- Darcy lied...
- To spare you.
1300
01:24:40,743 --> 01:24:42,745
He'd risk anything for you, Miss Bennet.
1301
01:24:42,829 --> 01:24:44,205
Lizzy!
1302
01:24:44,289 --> 01:24:45,331
Lizzy!
1303
01:24:49,460 --> 01:24:51,879
MAN 1: Don't hang about.
1304
01:24:51,963 --> 01:24:53,131
Go on.
1305
01:24:55,633 --> 01:24:57,677
MAN 2: Soldiers wouldn't do that.
1306
01:24:58,595 --> 01:24:59,929
SURGEON: Nor would I...
1307
01:25:00,013 --> 01:25:03,182
Who would steal the brains of dead soldiers?
1308
01:25:03,766 --> 01:25:08,021
MAN: Almighty Lazarus,
to whom all souls are open.
1309
01:25:08,104 --> 01:25:13,151
Breathe life into our hearts,
by the insertion of your divine spirit.
1310
01:25:16,029 --> 01:25:18,781
"I am the resurrection and the life.
1311
01:25:18,865 --> 01:25:21,034
"He that believeth in me..."
1312
01:26:05,203 --> 01:26:07,080
- Mr. Darcy...
-it's all right.
1313
01:26:09,540 --> 01:26:13,503
He said you'd come.
Wickham said you'd come.
1314
01:26:13,586 --> 01:26:15,338
Mr. Darcy...
1315
01:26:15,421 --> 01:26:16,756
(CLATTERING)
1316
01:26:17,298 --> 01:26:18,424
(GRUNTS SOFTLY)
1317
01:26:29,936 --> 01:26:32,105
(DARCY SCOFFS)
1318
01:26:32,188 --> 01:26:33,606
DARCY: Bastard.
1319
01:26:35,108 --> 01:26:37,777
WICKHAM: My God, you're so predictable.
1320
01:26:37,860 --> 01:26:41,864
I knew by taking young Lydia,
you'd have to protect the Bennets' honor.
1321
01:26:41,948 --> 01:26:44,450
So, come to kill me then, Fitz?
1322
01:26:44,534 --> 01:26:48,621
DARCY: On the contrary,
I've come to make you an offer.
1323
01:26:52,917 --> 01:26:57,588
The Bennets have authorized me
to offer you a commission of £10,000
1324
01:26:57,672 --> 01:27:00,633
to return Lydia and leave England for good.
1325
01:27:00,717 --> 01:27:02,760
How noble of you to deliver
the Bennets' offer, Fitz,
1326
01:27:02,844 --> 01:27:04,554
but I'm afraid my answer is no.
1327
01:27:05,221 --> 01:27:08,391
And is there no financial inducement
1328
01:27:08,474 --> 01:27:10,977
that could convince you
to do the honorable thing, George?
1329
01:27:12,103 --> 01:27:13,187
None.
1330
01:27:13,730 --> 01:27:16,357
You see, money is of no use to me now.
1331
01:27:20,695 --> 01:27:22,029
Is that your father's watch?
1332
01:27:23,448 --> 01:27:24,490
Yes.
1333
01:27:25,158 --> 01:27:26,993
- Give it to me.
-(GUN COCKS)
1334
01:27:33,583 --> 01:27:34,625
No.
1335
01:27:36,461 --> 01:27:37,670
(SCOFFS)
1336
01:27:40,798 --> 01:27:42,091
(GUN CLICKS)
1337
01:27:42,300 --> 01:27:43,301
(BULLET RICOCHETING)
1338
01:27:43,760 --> 01:27:45,219
Bloody hell!
1339
01:27:45,303 --> 01:27:47,054
(PEOPLE SCREAMING INDISTINCTLY)
1340
01:27:50,183 --> 01:27:52,268
(ZOMBIES GROWLING)
1341
01:27:52,351 --> 01:27:53,561
Bloody hell!
1342
01:27:55,605 --> 01:27:57,315
LYDIA: Mr. Darcy, please!
1343
01:28:16,042 --> 01:28:17,835
What have you done, Darcy?
1344
01:28:19,128 --> 01:28:20,463
I fed them!
1345
01:28:20,546 --> 01:28:21,964
Godspeed, Georgie.
1346
01:28:42,693 --> 01:28:46,405
SENTRY: All of you, go to the bridge!
Now! Go to the bridge!
1347
01:28:46,489 --> 01:28:49,492
Lydia, listen to me.
You have to get across Hingham Bridge.
1348
01:28:49,575 --> 01:28:50,910
But Mr. Darcy, you have to come.
1349
01:28:50,993 --> 01:28:53,955
As long as Wickham lives,
England is in peril. Go, Lydia. Go!
1350
01:28:57,583 --> 01:28:58,751
(ZOMBIES GROWLING)
1351
01:28:58,835 --> 01:29:00,211
(GRUNTING)
1352
01:29:03,840 --> 01:29:06,592
SENTRY: All of you, Hingham Bridge!
1353
01:29:06,676 --> 01:29:09,011
WICKHAM: I conquered London, Darcy.
1354
01:29:09,095 --> 01:29:11,305
Did you really think you could defeat me?
1355
01:29:11,389 --> 01:29:12,807
I always have.
1356
01:29:17,395 --> 01:29:19,063
(GRUNTING)
1357
01:29:31,367 --> 01:29:32,994
DARCY: You're a traitor, George.
1358
01:29:33,077 --> 01:29:35,955
WICKHAMI No, Fitz. I'm a king!
1359
01:29:51,262 --> 01:29:52,513
LIZ: Oh, my God.
1360
01:29:53,681 --> 01:29:55,641
(HORSE WHINNYING)
1361
01:30:01,814 --> 01:30:02,982
Lydia!
1362
01:30:03,482 --> 01:30:04,483
Lydia!
1363
01:30:06,485 --> 01:30:08,321
(ZOMBIES YELLING)
1364
01:30:32,887 --> 01:30:33,930
(BINGLEY SIGHS)
1365
01:30:34,013 --> 01:30:35,014
OFFICER: It's time, sir.
1366
01:30:42,605 --> 01:30:43,898
So it is.
1367
01:30:45,691 --> 01:30:46,943
(SNIFFLES)
1368
01:30:52,907 --> 01:30:54,825
- SENTRY: Rider!
- Wait!
1369
01:31:01,123 --> 01:31:04,752
BINGLEY: Lydia, where are the others?
1370
01:31:29,568 --> 01:31:30,903
(GROANS)
1371
01:31:46,252 --> 01:31:49,005
You fool. I've been one of them all along.
1372
01:31:49,088 --> 01:31:53,009
If I had the living your father intended me,
I never would have been in the army,
1373
01:31:53,092 --> 01:31:54,593
I never would have been infected.
1374
01:31:54,677 --> 01:31:56,846
This is your doing, Darcy!
1375
01:31:56,929 --> 01:31:59,015
Suppressing my hunger was easy.
1376
01:31:59,098 --> 01:32:02,268
They needed God,
I had my hatred of you to sustain me.
1377
01:32:02,351 --> 01:32:05,021
The Four Horsemen have risen from Hell!
1378
01:32:05,104 --> 01:32:07,106
The zombie apocalypse is here.
1379
01:32:07,231 --> 01:32:09,483
I am the one
the undead have been waiting for.
1380
01:32:09,567 --> 01:32:11,110
The one to lead them.
1381
01:32:11,193 --> 01:32:14,113
Every life I take, every atrocity I commit,
1382
01:32:14,196 --> 01:32:15,281
is on your head!
1383
01:32:18,701 --> 01:32:20,036
(WICKHAM GROANS)
1384
01:32:27,251 --> 01:32:30,129
SENTRY: Keep your eyes peeled, lads!
1385
01:32:31,005 --> 01:32:33,215
OFFICER: We can't delay any longer, sir.
LYDIA: No!
1386
01:32:33,299 --> 01:32:36,260
The undead will have reached the bridge
soon, and then it will be too late.
1387
01:32:36,343 --> 01:32:38,512
They're not back yet! You must wait, Bingley!
1388
01:32:39,972 --> 01:32:41,724
Detonate the bridge.
1389
01:32:42,308 --> 01:32:44,226
Give the order. Give the order.
1390
01:32:44,310 --> 01:32:45,978
Yes, sir.
1391
01:32:56,906 --> 01:32:58,574
OFFICER: Four!
1392
01:32:58,657 --> 01:32:59,658
Three!
1393
01:32:59,742 --> 01:33:00,910
TWo !
1394
01:33:01,660 --> 01:33:02,703
One!
1395
01:33:04,205 --> 01:33:05,206
Liz!
1396
01:33:14,340 --> 01:33:15,508
Liz!
1397
01:33:25,351 --> 01:33:26,519
(GASPS)
1398
01:33:31,899 --> 01:33:33,275
(couemwe)
1399
01:33:33,359 --> 01:33:34,944
(BREATHING HEAVILY)
1400
01:33:58,759 --> 01:34:00,261
(couemwe)
1401
01:34:16,485 --> 01:34:17,736
(SOBBING)
1402
01:34:33,752 --> 01:34:34,920
Mr. Darcy. (SNIFFLES)
1403
01:34:39,758 --> 01:34:40,968
(CRYING)
1404
01:34:59,403 --> 01:35:01,906
The very first moment I beheld you,
1405
01:35:03,449 --> 01:35:06,577
my heart was irrevocably gone.
1406
01:35:58,087 --> 01:35:59,213
SENTRY: Raise the gate!
1407
01:36:14,144 --> 01:36:18,732
Lady Catherine, might I take this opportunity
to compliment you on your pantaloons?
1408
01:36:20,859 --> 01:36:25,572
And your eye patch. It's very fetching.
Is it function or fashion?
1409
01:36:25,656 --> 01:36:27,866
Function.
1410
01:36:30,369 --> 01:36:31,745
LYDIA: Your Ladyship. (CHUCKLES)
1411
01:36:33,038 --> 01:36:35,082
Guess who's speaking with Papa
in the library? It's...
1412
01:36:35,165 --> 01:36:36,333
FRANKLIN: Mr. Bingley.
1413
01:36:40,129 --> 01:36:41,171
Lady Catherine.
1414
01:36:47,594 --> 01:36:50,306
This is all rather embarrassing,
1415
01:36:50,389 --> 01:36:54,059
but I would like to request
the privilege of speaking with Miss Jane.
1416
01:36:54,935 --> 01:36:56,103
Alone.
1417
01:37:08,782 --> 01:37:09,908
Mr. Darcy.
1418
01:37:12,703 --> 01:37:15,664
LADY CATHERINE: My favorite nephew,
who lay unconscious for so long,
1419
01:37:15,748 --> 01:37:19,293
that when we heard you'd risen, we'd feared
you'd joined the ranks of the undead.
1420
01:37:20,669 --> 01:37:22,212
Any word from the canal?
1421
01:37:22,296 --> 01:37:24,256
It's holding for the time being.
1422
01:37:26,091 --> 01:37:27,134
JANE: Yes!
1423
01:37:27,801 --> 01:37:28,886
LYDIA: Jane said yes.
1424
01:37:28,969 --> 01:37:30,012
Would you excuse me?
1425
01:37:30,095 --> 01:37:31,764
LYDIA: Quick! Quick, quick!
1426
01:37:33,474 --> 01:37:35,392
This is so exciting!
1427
01:37:36,935 --> 01:37:38,020
Jane!
1428
01:37:38,103 --> 01:37:40,064
MARY: Keep going! Hurry up, Lydia!
1429
01:37:46,987 --> 01:37:48,364
Miss Bennet.
1430
01:37:51,158 --> 01:37:52,242
Mr. Darcy.
1431
01:37:55,120 --> 01:37:56,705
You look as though you're fully mended.
1432
01:37:57,331 --> 01:37:59,458
I am. Thank you.
1433
01:38:00,167 --> 01:38:03,212
If it wasn't for you,
I'd have surely perished.
1434
01:38:03,295 --> 01:38:06,006
You have saved me in more ways than one.
1435
01:38:07,966 --> 01:38:10,677
What you said to me on Hingham Bridge...
1436
01:38:13,055 --> 01:38:14,515
You heard me?
1437
01:38:15,682 --> 01:38:16,850
I did.
1438
01:38:18,477 --> 01:38:20,062
It gave me hope.
1439
01:38:20,896 --> 01:38:22,147
Of what?
1440
01:38:22,898 --> 01:38:25,984
That your feelings towards me
may have changed.
1441
01:38:28,195 --> 01:38:32,491
However, one word from you now
will silence me on this subject forever.
1442
01:38:54,096 --> 01:38:57,099
You are the love of my life, Elizabeth Bennet.
1443
01:39:00,644 --> 01:39:07,234
So I ask you now,
half in anguish, half in hope,
1444
01:39:10,654 --> 01:39:17,077
will you do me the great, great honor
of taking me for your husband?
1445
01:39:22,374 --> 01:39:23,459
(SOFTLY) Yes.
1446
01:39:26,003 --> 01:39:27,045
(CHUCKLES) Yes.
1447
01:39:44,229 --> 01:39:46,482
COLLINS: Dearly beloved,
1448
01:39:46,565 --> 01:39:50,319
we are gathered here today
in the sight of God
1449
01:39:50,402 --> 01:39:54,072
to join together this man and this woman,
1450
01:39:56,074 --> 01:39:59,369
and this man and this woman,
1451
01:39:59,453 --> 01:40:01,121
in holy matrimony.
1452
01:40:02,331 --> 01:40:05,959
I now pronounce you man and wife,
1453
01:40:07,377 --> 01:40:09,922
and man and wife.
1454
01:40:11,507 --> 01:40:15,511
You may now kiss Mr. Darcy...
The brides.
1455
01:40:16,929 --> 01:40:18,639
You may now kiss the brides.
1456
01:40:21,058 --> 01:40:22,684
(APPLAUSE)
1457
01:40:25,771 --> 01:40:27,272
(CLICKS TONGUE) on...
1458
01:40:28,398 --> 01:40:29,566
(SIGHS)
1459
01:40:40,410 --> 01:40:41,662
(CHUCKUNG)
1460
01:40:46,667 --> 01:40:48,752
Thank you. Thank you.
1461
01:40:48,835 --> 01:40:50,921
BINGLEY: Thank you for coming.
1462
01:40:54,633 --> 01:40:56,009
I'm so happy!
1463
01:41:44,391 --> 01:41:45,434
(ALL APPLAUDING)
1464
01:41:57,029 --> 01:41:58,030
(APPLAUSE STOPS)
1465
01:42:26,475 --> 01:42:27,476
(YELLING)
1466
01:46:42,397 --> 01:46:43,481
(CHILDREN SINGING)
1467
01:46:43,565 --> 01:46:45,859
Ring around the rosie
1468
01:46:45,984 --> 01:46:48,403
A pocket full of posies
1469
01:46:48,570 --> 01:46:50,655
A-tishoo! A-tishoo!
1470
01:46:50,906 --> 01:46:52,991
We all fall down
1471
01:46:53,742 --> 01:46:55,911
Walking through the forest
1472
01:46:56,119 --> 01:46:58,163
A monster stands before us
1473
01:46:58,330 --> 01:47:00,498
Another, then, another
1474
01:47:00,665 --> 01:47:02,542
They all rise up
1475
01:47:03,168 --> 01:47:05,170
Ring around the soul, please
1476
01:47:05,337 --> 01:47:07,505
Lift your musket calmly
1477
01:47:07,714 --> 01:47:09,549
Bludgeon! Bludgeon!
1478
01:47:09,758 --> 01:47:11,718
They all fall down
1479
01:47:11,968 --> 01:47:14,220
Ring around the city
1480
01:47:14,346 --> 01:47:16,389
Infection is a pity
1481
01:47:16,514 --> 01:47:18,391
Your father or your mother
1482
01:47:18,892 --> 01:47:20,852
They nearly break your pram
1483
01:47:21,269 --> 01:47:23,355
Ring around the rosie
1484
01:47:23,521 --> 01:47:25,649
A pocket full of posies
1485
01:47:25,774 --> 01:47:27,651
A-tishoo! A-tishoo!
1486
01:47:27,817 --> 01:47:30,153
We all fall down