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(upbeat music)

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♫ It's chilly and it's
snowing up a mess outside

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♫ I'm home with a window I can hide behind

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♫ I'm here all alone
without you by my side

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♫ It's Christmas time

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♫ Like a tree with a star

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♫ It's for you upon

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♫ I wanna string popcorn
at the end of your line

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♫ When you get to my end

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♫ Should know what you're gonna find

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♫ It's Christmas time

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♫ Someday everyone just might agree

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♫ that Christmas time is
not the time alone to be

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♫ So bite your tongue, invite them over,

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♫ Tough to hold it back it's all alright

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♫ It's Christmas time.

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♫ I guess my family is
driving me right out of mind

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♫ And you should be with me

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♫ And baby I'm telling you why

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♫ You're family too and
you don't even have to try

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♫ It's Christmas time

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♫ Someday everyone just might agree

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♫ that Christmas time is
not the time alone to be

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♫ So bite your tongue, invite them over,

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♫ Tough to hold it back it's all alright

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♫ It's Christmas time.

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♫ Silent night,

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♫ Holy night

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♫ Wish that you will be here tonight

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♫ It's Christmas time.

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♫ And you are mine

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♫ This Christmas time ♫

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[Voiceover] Hallelujah
I'm done for the semester.

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[Voiceover] Thank you Mr. Gunnunderson.

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You're quite welcome
Professor Vandaveer.

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Please, semesters over, call me Daniel.

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Okay, Daniel,

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everybody calls me Gun.

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I've heard, the big Gun.

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Happy holidays, professor.

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Were you in this class too?

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Yes, sir.

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Anyway, have a great holiday,

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hope to see more of
you next semester, Gun.

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Okay.

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[Gun] I can't believe we're like

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the last people on campus.

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When are heading homo for the holidays?

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I've got to get home
before sunset or mom freaks.

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You know, I never understood that,

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what happens if you don't
get home before sunset.

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Do Hanukkah zombies come out and get you?

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Actually it's the opposite,
we turn into vampires.

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So I have to stay inside
for your protection.

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Thanks, well don't worry about me,

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I'm a pig so I'll be safe.

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(laughing)

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Safe from what?

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Hanukkah vampires.

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I don't even want to know.

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Are you guys going to
spend break together?

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Sadly no, my parents
sent me a plane ticket.

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Nathan, dear, we have lots of work

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for you to do on the
estate over the holidays.

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That's offensive.

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What about you, Gun?

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Well I'm heading back to our dorm room

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and then I'm driving home as
soon as I get myself packed.

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Oh, well, enjoy getting packed.

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Oh, we will.

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Happy Hanukkah, tramp.

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Merry Christmas, whores.

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I'll see you next year.

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[Voiceover] Alone at last.

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Nathan, I really need to hit the road.

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Don't I get to hit you first?

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15 minutes, that's it.

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I can work with that.

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(phone ringing)

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Sorry.

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Hey, dad.

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Well, that's a fine how do you do.

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It's your mother, don't ya know.

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Oh I'm sorry, hi ma.

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Hi baby boy, how was
your big test thingy.

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My philosophy final
exam thingy was fine.

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Oh goody, on your way home?

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In a few minutes.

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Oh, well hurry, traffic is freaking

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terrible during the holidays.

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I'm heading out the door as we speak.

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Good, I can use all
the help that I can get.

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I am determined to find the best Christmas

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cookie recipe ever and
finally show up that

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uppity Heather Mancuso next door.

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Well, ma, if anybody can do it, you can.

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Merry Christmas, Mrs. Gunnunderson.

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[Gun's Mother] Is that
you little roommate?

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Tell him Merry Christmas from us.

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Wait, do his people celebrate Christmas?

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Uh, yes, they do.

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She says, Happy Kwanzaa.

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Ah, what are his plans for the holidays?

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He's going to visit his parents.

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Ah, that's so nice.

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Christmas is so darn important,
you have to have family.

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(timer chimes)

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Oh, Christ on a cracker, my oatmeal

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yums yums are burning, you
better scoot, young man, kisses.

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[Gun] Love you.

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Nathan, I really have to go,

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it is not wise to upset Anya
Gunnunderson at Christmas.

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I really wish we could
spend the holidays together.

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Me too, babe.

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Okay, one last thing.

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What?

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Nathan, we already exchanged gifts.

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I know, I know, but I saw this

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in the window and I had to get it.

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Do you like it?

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I love it.

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This is by far the gayest thing I own.

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Really, but what about that thing

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in your nightstand drawer?

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Okay, it's the second gayest thing.

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I love it.

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Good, now.

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Another one?

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No, no, no, now hand it to me.

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- What?
- [Nathan] Just do it.

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Okay.

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Gun, for me, you shouldn't have.

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It's so pretty, thank you.

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What, I couldn't resist
buying something for myself.

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♫ Coffee in the am

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♫ Hands on the wheel

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♫ Time on my side

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♫ With the wind at my heels

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♫ Blurred yellow lines

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♫ It leads straight away

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♫ And all of the signs point to a holiday.

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♫ This time of year

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♫ It's time to make

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♫ Make my way to you

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♫ Time for a break ♫

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I have such great taste.

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(phone ringing)

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Hi, dad.

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Hello, son.

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How are you, sir?

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Fine, fine.

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So everything's on schedule
for my flight home tomorrow?

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Right, yes, about that, I was gonna.

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Is that Nathan?

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Yes.

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Is that mom?

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Yes.

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Did you tell him?

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I haven't had the chance to tell him.

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Tell me what?

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Oh, give me that phone, really.

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Hello, Nathan, it's mother.

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Yeah, I got that, tell me what.

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There's been a
wonderful change of plans.

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Is that really necessary, darling?

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More than you know, darling.

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Mother,

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I'm sorry sweetheart, As I was saying,

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there's been a wonderful change of plans,

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somehow we just forgot to tell you.

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Then tell me now.

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Well, you know the music society

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has it's annual fundraiser,

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you know, simply everyone is there.

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And?

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And the items this year
in the silent auction

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were so wonderful that
we simply had to bid

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on all of them, and guess what,

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You won something?

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We won something.

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What did you win?

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A cruise.

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A cruise.

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A Christmas cruise.

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How cool!

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For two.

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For two.

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Your father and I leave tonight,

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we'll be gone for three weeks,

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seeing all the sites of the Holy Land,

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and I'll be able to buy
all sorts of trinkets.

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Just the two of you.

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There simply weren't any
extra cabins available.

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Mom, what am I supposed to do now?

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Your Christmas check is under the tree

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and dinner is still on order at Neimans.

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Yeah, that sounds like fun.

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Oh, and your father and I have left

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a list of things for you
to handle while we're away.

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Wait, wasn't this fundraiser
like three weeks ago?

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Something like that,
Merry Christmas dear.

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Merry Christmas?

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(groaning)

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What am I supposed to do now?

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(dramatic music)

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(festive music)

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There you are, you're home.

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Mom, mom, mom.

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Oh, don't you give me any of that,

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I'm 22 years old and about to

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graduate from college crap,

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you'll always be my baby boy.

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I know, I missed you.

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Good, now why don't you
come on inside, why don't ya.

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Alright.

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[Gun's Mother] Geez, would it have hurt

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ya to wear a little color sometime.

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Well, very restrained,

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you guys didn't go all out this year.

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Oh, your father thought it was

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getting to be a bit much, so we

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are trying something small this year.

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Yeah, well, when I didn't see the

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inflatable sleigh on the roof,

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I knew something was going on.

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Oh, that's cause of the
gosh darn insurance premiums.

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Oh, Sven, get your keester
in here, Olaf's home.

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Olaf, is that you?

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Yeah, it's me dad.

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Well, come here once why don't ya?

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I'd say it's good to see you

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but I can't see anything
without my glasses.

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They're on top of your head dad.

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Oh, oh geez,

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oh cripes, you look older
every time I see you.

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Oh, well, technically I am
older every time you see me.

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True, true and on a
purely biological level

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well, and on a emotional and
or spiritual level as well.

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Of course, a person changes all the time.

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Like a.

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Like a.

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Well I do enjoy these chats dad.

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Oh yeah, right, now
where'd I put my glasses?

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Are you sure I can't
get you anything else?

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I am full.

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You definitely can not get brats

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like this in the cafeteria.

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Ah.

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I don't know why you don't
move out of the dorm already.

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Get yourself a nice
little apartment somewhere

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big enough for you and a special someone.

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You're never gonna meet a nice girl

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living in a all male dorm.

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You're gonna end up like old
Clay Handleman down the road.

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Never married, having to keep a roommate

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like that nice hairdresser
that lives with him.

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He does such a great
job with the highlights.

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I like living in the dorms.

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Oh for crying outside,
leave the boy be, Anya.

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He'll come out of shell
when he's good and ready.

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And then, oh geez, the girls will

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come running like salmon.

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(laughing)

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I'm pretty sure salmon swim, dad.

266
00:13:33,260 --> 00:13:35,020
Exactly, besides the dorms are

267
00:13:35,044 --> 00:13:36,875
good for male bonding.

268
00:13:36,899 --> 00:13:40,149
Oh yeah, absolutley, lots of bonding.

269
00:13:41,076 --> 00:13:42,409
Tons of bonding.

270
00:13:44,183 --> 00:13:47,260
Day and night, sometimes
two or three times a night.

271
00:13:47,284 --> 00:13:48,094
Oh!

272
00:13:48,118 --> 00:13:49,791
I told you this 100 times mama,

273
00:13:49,815 --> 00:13:51,212
it's like when I'm with the dean

274
00:13:51,236 --> 00:13:52,868
and the other professors, I tell ya what,

275
00:13:52,892 --> 00:13:54,436
I've made more connections in the

276
00:13:54,460 --> 00:13:56,580
locker room sauna then in all

277
00:13:56,604 --> 00:13:58,595
the academic conferences together.

278
00:13:58,619 --> 00:13:59,643
(coughing)

279
00:13:59,667 --> 00:14:01,126
- It's like when.
- [Gun's Mother] Honey.

280
00:14:01,150 --> 00:14:02,375
I'm fine.

281
00:14:02,399 --> 00:14:03,234
Wait a minute, what was I doing,

282
00:14:03,258 --> 00:14:04,712
I was with oh what's his name,

283
00:14:04,736 --> 00:14:05,736
I was.

284
00:14:11,872 --> 00:14:14,241
Oh, there were so many
pretty girls on campus

285
00:14:14,265 --> 00:14:17,730
that time we visited,
oh, oh, I so like that

286
00:14:17,754 --> 00:14:20,334
real feisty one with
the real short hair do.

287
00:14:20,358 --> 00:14:21,848
What is she doing now?

288
00:14:21,872 --> 00:14:23,545
Um, I'm pretty sure she's running

289
00:14:23,569 --> 00:14:24,913
a bed and breakfast in Palm Springs

290
00:14:24,937 --> 00:14:27,687
with her, her good friend, Ellen.

291
00:14:30,431 --> 00:14:31,862
Oh, isn't that super.

292
00:14:31,886 --> 00:14:32,886
Huh,

293
00:14:33,878 --> 00:14:38,045
Listen, there's something
I want to tell you guys.

294
00:14:39,086 --> 00:14:41,919
It's about me and um, and college.

295
00:14:44,841 --> 00:14:46,977
It's about me at college.

296
00:14:47,001 --> 00:14:48,168
Okay, you see,

297
00:14:49,649 --> 00:14:50,945
(doorbell rings)

298
00:14:50,969 --> 00:14:52,886
Oh, who the dickens could that be?

299
00:14:52,910 --> 00:14:53,720
Didn't you invite.

300
00:14:53,744 --> 00:14:54,893
Oh, hush, Sven.

301
00:14:54,917 --> 00:14:57,750
Olaf get the door like a good boy.

302
00:15:09,470 --> 00:15:10,279
[Olaf] Hey.

303
00:15:10,303 --> 00:15:11,303
Hi Olaf.

304
00:15:12,001 --> 00:15:15,251
[Olaf] Abby, what are you doing here?

305
00:15:16,319 --> 00:15:18,246
Well, your mom said
you'd be home tonight

306
00:15:18,270 --> 00:15:20,698
and I thought, I'll bet he'd like

307
00:15:20,722 --> 00:15:23,029
to eat a nice warm muffin.

308
00:15:23,053 --> 00:15:25,036
You always did like my
muffins, didn't you?

309
00:15:25,060 --> 00:15:26,237
No, I can honestly tell you

310
00:15:26,261 --> 00:15:27,765
I haven't had another one since

311
00:15:27,789 --> 00:15:30,039
we went out in high school.

312
00:15:31,030 --> 00:15:33,900
Oh, Sven, look who it is.

313
00:15:33,924 --> 00:15:37,925
Abby Mancuso from next
door, what a coinkidink.

314
00:15:37,949 --> 00:15:39,045
But you said 8 o'clock.

315
00:15:39,069 --> 00:15:40,380
Oh, never mind that, come on in.

316
00:15:40,404 --> 00:15:42,764
Sit down, for pete's sake.

317
00:15:42,788 --> 00:15:45,038
(laughing)

318
00:15:54,644 --> 00:15:56,142
[Gun's Father] Why does
this crossword puzzle

319
00:15:56,166 --> 00:15:58,981
have only nine letter words?

320
00:15:59,005 --> 00:16:00,755
That's Sudoku dear.

321
00:16:02,694 --> 00:16:03,581
Sudoko?

322
00:16:03,605 --> 00:16:05,042
Yeah.

323
00:16:05,066 --> 00:16:06,066
Sudoko,

324
00:16:08,545 --> 00:16:11,045
should I know what that means?

325
00:16:11,889 --> 00:16:12,747
So I'm pretty sure I totally

326
00:16:12,771 --> 00:16:15,357
aced my Philosophy final exam.

327
00:16:15,381 --> 00:16:17,017
All we had to do was fill out

328
00:16:17,041 --> 00:16:19,837
this entire blue book
answering one question.

329
00:16:19,861 --> 00:16:20,969
What was the question?

330
00:16:20,993 --> 00:16:22,233
Why?

331
00:16:22,257 --> 00:16:23,649
Just curious.

332
00:16:23,673 --> 00:16:26,090
That was the question, why?

333
00:16:28,266 --> 00:16:29,709
I don't get it.

334
00:16:29,733 --> 00:16:31,572
Shouldn't the answer be, why not?

335
00:16:31,596 --> 00:16:34,164
(laughing)

336
00:16:34,188 --> 00:16:36,861
How did you answer the question?

337
00:16:36,885 --> 00:16:38,564
Well, my argument was that in.

338
00:16:38,588 --> 00:16:40,020
America's inherently meaningless

339
00:16:40,044 --> 00:16:41,692
political environment, which when

340
00:16:41,716 --> 00:16:43,287
combined with the advent of reality

341
00:16:43,311 --> 00:16:45,084
tv, which has forced the masses to

342
00:16:45,108 --> 00:16:46,772
look outward rather than inward,

343
00:16:46,796 --> 00:16:50,339
why is the only possible
question worth asking.

344
00:16:50,363 --> 00:16:51,707
Especially if we ever hope to further

345
00:16:51,731 --> 00:16:54,248
humankinds ideological growth or prevent

346
00:16:54,272 --> 00:16:55,542
the stagnation that is currently

347
00:16:55,566 --> 00:16:57,664
bogged down not only the arts and culture

348
00:16:57,688 --> 00:16:59,688
of our country, but also the charitable

349
00:16:59,712 --> 00:17:01,784
outreach for those who are less fortunate

350
00:17:01,808 --> 00:17:04,976
especially those who come
from less developed countries.

351
00:17:05,000 --> 00:17:05,928
For whom the question of why will

352
00:17:05,952 --> 00:17:07,563
never be important because they're

353
00:17:07,587 --> 00:17:09,784
entire lives almost exclusively

354
00:17:09,808 --> 00:17:12,225
focus on the question of how.

355
00:17:13,880 --> 00:17:17,713
Oh, well I do love my
American Idol, though.

356
00:17:19,567 --> 00:17:21,567
And there you have it.

357
00:17:22,700 --> 00:17:25,597
Gotta a question for you Mr. Fancypants.

358
00:17:25,621 --> 00:17:29,371
Why don't you offer Abby
a little more cocoa?

359
00:17:30,727 --> 00:17:34,060
More cocoa would be lovely, thank you.

360
00:17:37,009 --> 00:17:40,592
I need a nine letter
word ending in four.

361
00:17:42,335 --> 00:17:44,313
So then I had to hear all about

362
00:17:44,337 --> 00:17:46,435
her beauty school classes.

363
00:17:46,459 --> 00:17:48,940
Apparently, the eloquent up-do is

364
00:17:48,964 --> 00:17:50,470
the hardest look to master.

365
00:17:50,494 --> 00:17:53,872
Well, duh, remember Nicole
Kidman at last year's Oscars?

366
00:17:53,896 --> 00:17:55,729
Uh, that was tragic.

367
00:17:56,694 --> 00:17:58,194
For real, right?

368
00:17:59,276 --> 00:18:03,450
So, you excited about
seeing your parents tomorrow?

369
00:18:03,474 --> 00:18:07,641
Strangely, I'd rather be
seeing your parents tomorrow.

370
00:18:08,593 --> 00:18:10,117
Well, I'm sure they'd love that but

371
00:18:10,141 --> 00:18:12,423
we both know it's not going to happen.

372
00:18:12,447 --> 00:18:14,040
Your stupid parents would not allow it.

373
00:18:14,064 --> 00:18:16,320
Hey, they're still my parents.

374
00:18:16,344 --> 00:18:18,120
So, they deserve to be called

375
00:18:18,144 --> 00:18:20,977
stupid for the way they treat you.

376
00:18:22,223 --> 00:18:23,806
You have no idea.

377
00:18:25,997 --> 00:18:27,614
So where are you?

378
00:18:27,638 --> 00:18:30,388
Just on my way to the restroom.

379
00:18:32,037 --> 00:18:33,411
Talk to you tomorrow?

380
00:18:33,435 --> 00:18:34,518
Definitely.

381
00:19:06,127 --> 00:19:07,774
Morning, sweetie.

382
00:19:07,798 --> 00:19:09,185
Have you seen my glasses?

383
00:19:09,209 --> 00:19:11,191
Oh, pardon me, I see everything of ya.

384
00:19:11,215 --> 00:19:12,632
Oh, sorry mama.

385
00:19:13,949 --> 00:19:15,030
Remember Olaf's home, you can't

386
00:19:15,054 --> 00:19:17,726
go running around with your
all together out like that.

387
00:19:17,750 --> 00:19:20,341
I thought you liked it when I do that.

388
00:19:20,365 --> 00:19:22,787
(squealing)

389
00:19:22,811 --> 00:19:24,713
Watch yourself Mr. Gunnunderson.

390
00:19:24,737 --> 00:19:26,678
I'd rather watch you Mrs. Gunnunderson

391
00:19:26,702 --> 00:19:28,952
(giggling)

392
00:19:31,142 --> 00:19:34,225
Sit down and eat your apple skever.

393
00:19:37,464 --> 00:19:38,646
Good morning.

394
00:19:38,670 --> 00:19:42,510
Now that's how a grown
man dresses for breakfast.

395
00:19:42,534 --> 00:19:44,719
How late did Abby stay last night?

396
00:19:44,743 --> 00:19:47,502
Too late, why did you
guys invite her over?

397
00:19:47,526 --> 00:19:49,127
Well, I thought you'd enjoy chatting

398
00:19:49,151 --> 00:19:50,846
with an old friend like that.

399
00:19:50,870 --> 00:19:54,198
She's so sweet, plus you
were practically engaged.

400
00:19:54,222 --> 00:19:57,551
We were not, we dated four years ago.

401
00:19:57,575 --> 00:19:59,750
Four years, in high school.

402
00:19:59,774 --> 00:20:02,478
We're totally different people now.

403
00:20:02,502 --> 00:20:05,419
I mean, she's a beautician, and I'm.

404
00:20:06,551 --> 00:20:08,457
You're what?

405
00:20:08,481 --> 00:20:10,398
I'm not a beautician.

406
00:20:11,383 --> 00:20:13,470
You're telling me,
with that hair of yours,

407
00:20:13,494 --> 00:20:15,647
have Abby give you a cut and blow,

408
00:20:15,671 --> 00:20:17,107
you'll be happier for it.

409
00:20:17,131 --> 00:20:20,874
I don't need Abby to
blow me to be happy.

410
00:20:20,898 --> 00:20:25,142
Oh my God these are good, I
could eat a million of them.

411
00:20:25,166 --> 00:20:26,499
Wait a second.

412
00:20:28,059 --> 00:20:31,726
Dad, seriously, it's
not even 9 o'clock yet.

413
00:20:32,654 --> 00:20:34,222
If the dead taught me anything,

414
00:20:34,246 --> 00:20:36,392
it's that it's always 420 somewhere.

415
00:20:36,416 --> 00:20:39,342
Jeppers, Sven, it's Christmas.

416
00:20:39,366 --> 00:20:42,451
Which is why I brought
out the good stuff.

417
00:20:42,475 --> 00:20:43,284
You want some?

418
00:20:43,308 --> 00:20:44,258
Sven!

419
00:20:44,282 --> 00:20:47,531
Oh mama please, the boys over 21 now,

420
00:20:48,500 --> 00:20:50,852
I got some new plants in the basement.

421
00:20:50,876 --> 00:20:52,812
I'm good, really.

422
00:20:52,836 --> 00:20:55,191
(doorbell rings)

423
00:20:55,215 --> 00:20:56,382
I'll get it.

424
00:21:02,854 --> 00:21:05,354
(door creaks)

425
00:21:06,926 --> 00:21:08,390
Mr. Gunnunderson.

426
00:21:08,414 --> 00:21:09,526
Yes.

427
00:21:09,550 --> 00:21:11,967
Hi, I mean, Hi, I'm Nathan.

428
00:21:14,350 --> 00:21:16,398
Nathan Stanford, I'm your sons.

429
00:21:16,422 --> 00:21:18,176
He's my roommate.

430
00:21:18,200 --> 00:21:20,214
Hey it's my roommate.

431
00:21:20,238 --> 00:21:21,238
Wow,

432
00:21:22,616 --> 00:21:24,129
who is supposed to be across

433
00:21:24,153 --> 00:21:26,906
the country with his parents right now.

434
00:21:26,930 --> 00:21:29,912
Well, change of plans, and I thought

435
00:21:29,936 --> 00:21:32,603
hey, I'd surprise you, surprise?

436
00:21:33,810 --> 00:21:34,810
Yeah.

437
00:21:35,826 --> 00:21:37,743
What are you wearing?

438
00:21:39,686 --> 00:21:43,182
Woah, hey buddy, dude,
it is good to see you.

439
00:21:43,206 --> 00:21:44,539
What a surprise!

440
00:21:47,343 --> 00:21:50,590
Uh, dad, do you mind, you know,

441
00:21:50,614 --> 00:21:52,214
closing up a bit.

442
00:21:52,238 --> 00:21:53,048
Oh, sorry.

443
00:21:53,072 --> 00:21:55,245
Just not right.

444
00:21:55,269 --> 00:21:58,602
Wow, now I see the family resemblance.

445
00:22:03,563 --> 00:22:04,843
Can I talk to you for a second?

446
00:22:04,867 --> 00:22:05,867
Yeah.

447
00:22:10,725 --> 00:22:12,558
Dude, your dad is hot.

448
00:22:13,706 --> 00:22:16,039
Okay, why, my dad, really?

449
00:22:17,588 --> 00:22:18,588
Oh yeah,

450
00:22:21,220 --> 00:22:22,858
What are you doing here?

451
00:22:22,882 --> 00:22:25,299
I told you change of plans.

452
00:22:26,380 --> 00:22:29,698
Apparently, mommy and daddy had

453
00:22:29,722 --> 00:22:31,507
better things to do than spend

454
00:22:31,531 --> 00:22:34,364
Christmas with their only son, so,

455
00:22:36,171 --> 00:22:37,918
I'm sorry, babe.

456
00:22:37,942 --> 00:22:39,792
Yeah, whatever.

457
00:22:39,816 --> 00:22:42,385
Okay, seriously, what
are those, what is that?

458
00:22:42,409 --> 00:22:44,297
- [Gun] What?
- Are those pleats or?

459
00:22:44,321 --> 00:22:48,108
Oh come on, my mom
bought me these pants.

460
00:22:48,132 --> 00:22:50,237
Okay, let's pretend that she's Stacy

461
00:22:50,261 --> 00:22:53,204
and I'm Clinton, naturally, and this here,

462
00:22:53,228 --> 00:22:55,311
this is what not to wear.

463
00:22:57,612 --> 00:22:59,190
What?

464
00:22:59,214 --> 00:23:00,214
What?

465
00:23:01,333 --> 00:23:03,789
Why aren't you happy to see me?

466
00:23:03,813 --> 00:23:05,313
I am, it's just,

467
00:23:07,864 --> 00:23:09,553
It's just what?

468
00:23:09,577 --> 00:23:11,269
What are you two boys talking about?

469
00:23:11,293 --> 00:23:12,421
Nothing.

470
00:23:12,445 --> 00:23:13,535
Well, then let's get your friend

471
00:23:13,559 --> 00:23:15,205
settled before your balls get cold.

472
00:23:15,229 --> 00:23:16,562
Pancake balls.

473
00:23:18,687 --> 00:23:19,497
Hi.

474
00:23:19,521 --> 00:23:20,566
Hi.

475
00:23:20,590 --> 00:23:21,587
I'm Nathan.

476
00:23:21,611 --> 00:23:24,137
It's so nice to meet Olaf's friends.

477
00:23:24,161 --> 00:23:26,078
Why his girlfriend Abby
was just here last night,

478
00:23:26,102 --> 00:23:27,476
do you know her?

479
00:23:27,500 --> 00:23:29,202
Girlfriend?

480
00:23:29,226 --> 00:23:30,124
She's not my girlfriend.

481
00:23:30,148 --> 00:23:33,147
She was once, maybe again someday.

482
00:23:34,480 --> 00:23:36,813
Oh my God, you're not out.

483
00:23:38,617 --> 00:23:41,697
Of pancake balls, are you mom?

484
00:23:41,721 --> 00:23:44,803
Oh of course not, sweetheart.

485
00:23:44,827 --> 00:23:47,449
I'll find you a picture of Olaf's

486
00:23:47,473 --> 00:23:51,193
junior prom with Abby, so adorable.

487
00:23:51,217 --> 00:23:55,313
Now let me show you where
you can sleep tonight.

488
00:23:55,337 --> 00:23:56,837
Okay, okay, Gun,

489
00:24:02,049 --> 00:24:03,513
I love your hair.

490
00:24:03,537 --> 00:24:05,134
Supercuts?

491
00:24:05,158 --> 00:24:06,110
Yeah,

492
00:24:06,134 --> 00:24:08,383
(giggling)

493
00:24:11,093 --> 00:24:13,509
Here we go, Nathan dear, I hope

494
00:24:13,533 --> 00:24:15,956
you don't mind being on bottom.

495
00:24:15,980 --> 00:24:17,813
Um excuse me?

496
00:24:17,837 --> 00:24:18,943
The bunk beds.

497
00:24:18,967 --> 00:24:19,967
Oh,

498
00:24:20,973 --> 00:24:22,806
I remember when Sven and I got

499
00:24:22,830 --> 00:24:25,389
these beds for little Olaf,

500
00:24:25,413 --> 00:24:27,676
he scampered right up that ladder,

501
00:24:27,700 --> 00:24:29,244
jumped up and down screaming,

502
00:24:29,268 --> 00:24:32,685
I want to be on top, I want to be on top.

503
00:24:34,879 --> 00:24:36,129
It was so cute.

504
00:24:37,462 --> 00:24:39,169
(giggling)

505
00:24:39,193 --> 00:24:40,822
So you don't mind do you?

506
00:24:40,846 --> 00:24:43,596
Um, actually, Mrs. Gunnunderson

507
00:24:45,449 --> 00:24:49,616
in our dorm room, you know
I'd much rather be on top.

508
00:24:51,215 --> 00:24:52,340
Oh,

509
00:24:52,364 --> 00:24:53,846
In the bunk beds that is.

510
00:24:53,870 --> 00:24:56,575
Must have got a jump on you
when you first moved in, eh?

511
00:24:56,599 --> 00:24:58,099
Yes, yes he did.

512
00:24:59,503 --> 00:25:03,263
[Gun's Mother] Oh (giggling)

513
00:25:03,287 --> 00:25:05,993
But you know what, it's Christmas,

514
00:25:06,017 --> 00:25:10,303
so for you Mrs. Gunnunderson,
I'll let your son be on top.

515
00:25:10,327 --> 00:25:12,244
Oh, you are precious.

516
00:25:14,300 --> 00:25:17,038
Alrighty then, you boys get settled in

517
00:25:17,062 --> 00:25:19,229
and you, you call me Anya.

518
00:25:22,463 --> 00:25:24,509
Anya, thank you.

519
00:25:24,533 --> 00:25:28,700
[Gun's Mother] (giggling) Too cute!

520
00:25:30,918 --> 00:25:34,418
Okay, okay, am I missing something here?

521
00:25:38,118 --> 00:25:41,693
What is up with the street warrior teen?

522
00:25:41,717 --> 00:25:45,196
How are you, Mr. Big Queer Man on Campus

523
00:25:45,220 --> 00:25:46,933
not out to your parents?

524
00:25:46,957 --> 00:25:50,525
I don't know, it was just,
the timing was never right

525
00:25:50,549 --> 00:25:52,437
and look, I was going
to tell them yesterday,

526
00:25:52,461 --> 00:25:54,461
but then Abby showed up,

527
00:25:55,748 --> 00:25:57,445
And they haven't figured it out?

528
00:25:57,469 --> 00:26:00,219
I mean, they have met you, right?

529
00:26:10,568 --> 00:26:13,436
Look, I can straighten
up when I need to, okay?

530
00:26:13,460 --> 00:26:14,885
Yeah, by why do you need to,

531
00:26:14,909 --> 00:26:16,676
your parents seem like totally cool.

532
00:26:16,700 --> 00:26:17,968
Yeah, that's what a lot of people think

533
00:26:17,992 --> 00:26:21,065
before they actually come out.

534
00:26:21,089 --> 00:26:22,933
You know Josh right?

535
00:26:22,957 --> 00:26:24,036
Josh who?

536
00:26:24,060 --> 00:26:26,499
Geology class Josh or
student council Josh?

537
00:26:26,523 --> 00:26:27,565
Student council Josh.

538
00:26:27,589 --> 00:26:29,839
Hmm, no I don't know him.

539
00:26:32,251 --> 00:26:34,659
Okay, anyway, his parents,

540
00:26:34,683 --> 00:26:36,067
they are in the entertainment
industry, right?

541
00:26:36,091 --> 00:26:38,863
They work with gays all the time.

542
00:26:38,887 --> 00:26:39,830
He thought if anybody would be

543
00:26:39,854 --> 00:26:41,790
supportive and understanding, they would.

544
00:26:41,814 --> 00:26:43,140
And they weren't?

545
00:26:43,164 --> 00:26:44,972
They cut him off completely.

546
00:26:44,996 --> 00:26:46,772
No explanation.

547
00:26:46,796 --> 00:26:48,990
Lucky for him, he had a
point foundation scholarship.

548
00:26:49,014 --> 00:26:52,065
Otherwise, he would have had to drop out.

549
00:26:52,089 --> 00:26:52,942
Sucks.

550
00:26:52,966 --> 00:26:54,233
Yeah

551
00:26:54,257 --> 00:26:56,811
I guess I should be happy
my parents still talk to me.

552
00:26:56,835 --> 00:26:58,335
Barely, but still.

553
00:26:59,203 --> 00:27:01,200
Working on the LGBT student council,

554
00:27:01,224 --> 00:27:03,129
I have met kids whose red state,

555
00:27:03,153 --> 00:27:05,768
religious parents welcome
them with open arms.

556
00:27:05,792 --> 00:27:08,969
And kids whose liberal parents
cut them off completely.

557
00:27:08,993 --> 00:27:13,076
They stop speaking to
them, or worse, much worse.

558
00:27:16,385 --> 00:27:17,977
Cher

559
00:27:18,001 --> 00:27:18,811
I am sharing.

560
00:27:18,835 --> 00:27:20,084
No diva Cher,

561
00:27:21,666 --> 00:27:22,754
she didn't know what to do when Chastity

562
00:27:22,778 --> 00:27:25,633
came out and come on she's Cher.

563
00:27:25,657 --> 00:27:26,657
Exactly.

564
00:27:29,447 --> 00:27:31,614
I just, I couldn't take it.

565
00:27:33,108 --> 00:27:37,282
I just couldn't take it
if they stopped loving me.

566
00:27:37,306 --> 00:27:38,306
Babe,

567
00:27:39,652 --> 00:27:40,735
No, no, no.

568
00:27:43,127 --> 00:27:47,294
Look I honestly don't
think that's going to happen.

569
00:27:48,757 --> 00:27:51,090
But if it helps, I love you,

570
00:27:53,402 --> 00:27:55,819
even if you are big ole homo.

571
00:27:57,746 --> 00:27:59,163
Yeah, it helps.

572
00:28:02,098 --> 00:28:03,098
And?

573
00:28:03,771 --> 00:28:04,771
And

574
00:28:06,335 --> 00:28:07,335
thanks.

575
00:28:08,933 --> 00:28:13,422
And, what else do you
say when I say I love you?

576
00:28:13,446 --> 00:28:16,894
What, I said thank you,
shouldn't that be enough?

577
00:28:16,918 --> 00:28:18,573
You are going to get it tonight.

578
00:28:18,597 --> 00:28:20,943
Oh no, no, no, you
heard what my mom said.

579
00:28:20,967 --> 00:28:22,750
Apparently, you're
going to get it tonight.

580
00:28:22,774 --> 00:28:23,848
Promises, promises.

581
00:28:23,872 --> 00:28:27,539
(laughing) stop, let me go.

582
00:28:33,262 --> 00:28:34,598
Oh for crying in the sink,

583
00:28:34,622 --> 00:28:37,270
hey stop your rough housing right now,

584
00:28:37,294 --> 00:28:39,030
you're going to get grass
stains on those shirts

585
00:28:39,054 --> 00:28:41,149
and I'm plum out of Shout.

586
00:28:41,173 --> 00:28:42,200
Yes ma'am.

587
00:28:42,224 --> 00:28:46,707
Now get your butts back
inside and have some breakfast.

588
00:28:46,731 --> 00:28:50,898
Wrestling at their age,
what a couple of goofballs.

589
00:28:53,165 --> 00:28:56,215
See what I mean, totally oblivious.

590
00:28:56,239 --> 00:28:57,239
Yep.

591
00:29:04,175 --> 00:29:06,758
Wait, why did I come in here?

592
00:29:16,271 --> 00:29:18,137
I have to say,

593
00:29:18,161 --> 00:29:22,328
you both seem way to young
to have a son Gun's age.

594
00:29:23,208 --> 00:29:25,906
We were high school
sweethearts, don't ya know.

595
00:29:25,930 --> 00:29:26,953
Really?

596
00:29:26,977 --> 00:29:30,665
May the Packers never win
another Super Bowl if I'm lying.

597
00:29:30,689 --> 00:29:32,088
That's football, right?

598
00:29:32,112 --> 00:29:33,835
(laughing)

599
00:29:33,859 --> 00:29:36,144
You're a stitch.

600
00:29:36,168 --> 00:29:39,369
Yeah, high school sweet hearts we were.

601
00:29:39,393 --> 00:29:42,216
Even though, he moved to
town from over in Minnesota.

602
00:29:42,240 --> 00:29:44,337
Oh, so then where are you from?

603
00:29:44,361 --> 00:29:46,768
Well, Wisconsin, don't ya know?

604
00:29:46,792 --> 00:29:48,400
What's the difference?

605
00:29:48,424 --> 00:29:49,832
Ut oh

606
00:29:49,856 --> 00:29:52,773
I'll pretend you didn't say that.

607
00:29:53,937 --> 00:29:56,588
So we got married right after graduation

608
00:29:56,612 --> 00:29:58,451
and went off to college together

609
00:29:58,475 --> 00:30:01,777
and had little Olaf right away.

610
00:30:01,801 --> 00:30:05,118
So wait, you got married in the summer

611
00:30:05,142 --> 00:30:06,759
but you're birthday isn't until December,

612
00:30:06,783 --> 00:30:08,207
is that nine months apart?

613
00:30:08,231 --> 00:30:09,663
My water broke right darn in

614
00:30:09,687 --> 00:30:11,801
the middle of my geology final.

615
00:30:11,825 --> 00:30:13,912
But you stayed and finished the test.

616
00:30:13,936 --> 00:30:15,582
Got an A too.

617
00:30:15,606 --> 00:30:19,986
I had my little boy right
in the campus infirmary.

618
00:30:20,010 --> 00:30:21,794
No thanks to you.

619
00:30:21,818 --> 00:30:25,939
Oh give me a break, I'd
just finished my own finals.

620
00:30:25,963 --> 00:30:29,828
I was a little incapacitated that day.

621
00:30:29,852 --> 00:30:33,923
Incapacitated my foot, high
as a kite is more like it.

622
00:30:33,947 --> 00:30:36,107
Yeah, he comes into the room,

623
00:30:36,131 --> 00:30:39,859
wanting to name the boy,
Jerry Garcia Gunnunderson.

624
00:30:39,883 --> 00:30:41,938
I mean how silly is that?

625
00:30:41,962 --> 00:30:45,586
Yeah, well Olaf is so much better.

626
00:30:45,610 --> 00:30:46,860
Yeah, I know.

627
00:30:47,751 --> 00:30:49,539
But when you father didn't get his way.

628
00:30:49,563 --> 00:30:50,563
Oh, mama,

629
00:30:51,523 --> 00:30:53,163
He takes all his clothes off

630
00:30:53,187 --> 00:30:55,939
and starts meditating in
the middle of the room.

631
00:30:55,963 --> 00:30:58,267
My clothes told me I
needed to talk to God,

632
00:30:58,291 --> 00:31:00,041
what else could I do?

633
00:31:01,451 --> 00:31:03,534
Well, what did God say?

634
00:31:06,020 --> 00:31:09,269
He told me the secret of life.

635
00:31:09,293 --> 00:31:10,201
Which I then whispered into little.

636
00:31:10,225 --> 00:31:12,474
Olaf's ear for him to know.

637
00:31:15,535 --> 00:31:16,725
What was it?

638
00:31:16,749 --> 00:31:20,389
Hey, I was a bady, how
am I supposed to know.

639
00:31:20,413 --> 00:31:23,578
Don't look at me I was high as a kite.

640
00:31:23,602 --> 00:31:25,311
Who are all these for, anyway?

641
00:31:25,335 --> 00:31:26,480
Well we needed something for

642
00:31:26,504 --> 00:31:29,407
under this tree, it's so darn bare.

643
00:31:29,431 --> 00:31:31,881
So all of these are just for decoration.

644
00:31:31,905 --> 00:31:32,905
Uh yep.

645
00:31:33,664 --> 00:31:37,414
Yeah, I'm not getting
paid enough for this.

646
00:31:40,303 --> 00:31:42,591
Your dad is a trip.

647
00:31:42,615 --> 00:31:46,282
Yeah, I think a
flashback is more like it.

648
00:31:50,279 --> 00:31:51,446
Alone at last.

649
00:31:54,760 --> 00:31:57,979
I think it might be time for bed.

650
00:31:58,003 --> 00:31:58,942
You sure?

651
00:31:58,966 --> 00:32:01,222
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm sure.

652
00:32:01,246 --> 00:32:02,597
Didn't you have to sleep in

653
00:32:02,621 --> 00:32:05,446
your childhood pajamas while you're home?

654
00:32:05,470 --> 00:32:08,470
Well, um, only if you want me too.

655
00:32:09,373 --> 00:32:12,627
You know, you could be the hot

656
00:32:12,651 --> 00:32:15,135
naughty boarding school boy.

657
00:32:15,159 --> 00:32:16,242
Yeah, okay.

658
00:32:17,079 --> 00:32:19,512
And then you could be the uh.

659
00:32:19,536 --> 00:32:21,904
What the stern headmaster

660
00:32:21,928 --> 00:32:23,504
coming to punish me.

661
00:32:23,528 --> 00:32:25,945
Oh, bad boy - [Gun] Oh yeah.

662
00:32:27,047 --> 00:32:28,297
Very bad boy.

663
00:32:31,952 --> 00:32:32,952
Okay, okay.

664
00:32:43,474 --> 00:32:46,228
I think somebody needs a spanking.

665
00:32:46,252 --> 00:32:47,252
Me.

666
00:32:49,386 --> 00:32:53,240
Oh don't mind me, I
finished your laundry.

667
00:32:53,264 --> 00:32:55,729
Just in time by the look of it.

668
00:32:55,753 --> 00:32:57,936
Mom I haven't even been
home for 24 hours yet

669
00:32:57,960 --> 00:32:59,576
how did you have time to do my laundry.

670
00:32:59,600 --> 00:33:02,212
Oh, mother, has her ways.

671
00:33:02,236 --> 00:33:06,005
Oh, are those the cutest things ever.

672
00:33:06,029 --> 00:33:06,839
Thanks.

673
00:33:06,863 --> 00:33:08,029
So colorful.

674
00:33:09,569 --> 00:33:12,438
Are those little monkeys?

675
00:33:12,462 --> 00:33:14,145
[Nathan] Monkeys, yep,
they're hungry little monkeys.

676
00:33:14,169 --> 00:33:16,002
Oh so cute, so cute.

677
00:33:20,512 --> 00:33:23,331
Alright, you boys get some sleep.

678
00:33:23,355 --> 00:33:24,438
Nighty night.

679
00:33:27,020 --> 00:33:31,187
Well, guess that kind of,
um, ruined the mood, huh?

680
00:33:34,727 --> 00:33:36,394
Oh yeah, big time.

681
00:33:37,736 --> 00:33:38,736
Yeah.

682
00:33:40,209 --> 00:33:41,542
Well, goodnight.

683
00:33:43,520 --> 00:33:44,687
Yeah, night.

684
00:33:50,236 --> 00:33:51,682
Grades good this semester?

685
00:33:51,706 --> 00:33:53,186
Very.

686
00:33:53,210 --> 00:33:54,665
That's good.

687
00:33:54,689 --> 00:33:58,633
Got that obligatory parenting
question out of the way.

688
00:33:58,657 --> 00:34:00,824
Alright, come on let's go.

689
00:34:07,557 --> 00:34:08,893
[Gun] So how are your
students this year?

690
00:34:08,917 --> 00:34:11,054
[Gun's Father] Oh,
stupid as all get out,

691
00:34:11,078 --> 00:34:12,487
I weep for the future.

692
00:34:12,511 --> 00:34:14,877
Except for you, of course.

693
00:34:14,901 --> 00:34:16,401
[Gun] Of course.

694
00:34:19,691 --> 00:34:21,824
So Nathan's pretty smart too, you know.

695
00:34:21,848 --> 00:34:26,015
I don't know, I guess you
rubbed off on him pretty good.

696
00:34:31,634 --> 00:34:32,444
Man, are you okay?

697
00:34:32,468 --> 00:34:34,717
Yeah, just a klutz today.

698
00:34:39,290 --> 00:34:42,123
So what do you think about Nathan?

699
00:34:43,503 --> 00:34:46,336
Oh, I guess he seems nice enough

700
00:34:47,360 --> 00:34:48,527
for that type.

701
00:34:55,987 --> 00:34:56,987
What type?

702
00:34:58,633 --> 00:35:00,800
Oh, you know, that type,

703
00:35:02,629 --> 00:35:05,365
that over-privileged East coast type.

704
00:35:05,389 --> 00:35:06,722
Oh, that type.

705
00:35:11,260 --> 00:35:13,510
So you don't like him then?

706
00:35:14,510 --> 00:35:16,440
- Who?
- [Gun] Nathan.

707
00:35:16,464 --> 00:35:17,464
Oh,

708
00:35:18,572 --> 00:35:19,863
well,

709
00:35:19,887 --> 00:35:22,978
if you like him, I like him.

710
00:35:23,002 --> 00:35:24,921
Well, I do, you know, like him,

711
00:35:24,945 --> 00:35:27,314
I wanted to tell you guys about that.

712
00:35:27,338 --> 00:35:31,255
Well, that's good, I
hated my first roommate.

713
00:35:32,458 --> 00:35:35,403
Did I ever tell you about him?

714
00:35:35,427 --> 00:35:36,874
Many times.

715
00:35:36,898 --> 00:35:38,316
Oh, he used to borrow my stuff

716
00:35:38,340 --> 00:35:41,423
without asking me, even my underwear.

717
00:35:43,084 --> 00:35:44,084
Gross.

718
00:35:47,371 --> 00:35:51,538
That's when I stopped
wearing them all together.

719
00:35:59,359 --> 00:36:00,646
Morning.

720
00:36:00,670 --> 00:36:03,374
Oh, Nathan dear, you're just in time,

721
00:36:03,398 --> 00:36:05,455
I'm getting my beaver ready for Christmas.

722
00:36:05,479 --> 00:36:06,479
Excuse me?

723
00:36:09,092 --> 00:36:13,259
Oh, that, that is one magnificent
beaver, Mrs. Gunnunderson.

724
00:36:14,734 --> 00:36:17,578
Yeah, well, Sven
loves it, don't ya know.

725
00:36:17,602 --> 00:36:20,145
Didn't want to go running with the boys?

726
00:36:20,169 --> 00:36:23,434
Ah, I'm not so much with the exercise.

727
00:36:23,458 --> 00:36:26,042
Ah, that's fine at your age,

728
00:36:26,066 --> 00:36:28,625
but the older you get, the harder

729
00:36:28,649 --> 00:36:30,566
it is to stay thin, oy.

730
00:36:32,655 --> 00:36:35,391
Sven doesn't seem to have any trouble.

731
00:36:35,415 --> 00:36:36,550
Oh good golly, he's got to work

732
00:36:36,574 --> 00:36:38,366
at it, don't ya know.

733
00:36:38,390 --> 00:36:40,140
He gets the munchies.

734
00:36:42,262 --> 00:36:45,427
Now you don't mind him
getting, you know, the munchies.

735
00:36:45,451 --> 00:36:48,519
Of course I do, it's a nasty habit.

736
00:36:48,543 --> 00:36:51,716
And he can't remember a
gosh darn thing these days.

737
00:36:51,740 --> 00:36:54,842
He even fell asleep in the
middle of class one day.

738
00:36:54,866 --> 00:36:58,630
Yeah, right in the middle of
a lecture, for pete's sake.

739
00:36:58,654 --> 00:37:00,570
Can you top that?

740
00:37:00,594 --> 00:37:02,650
I'd like too.

741
00:37:02,674 --> 00:37:04,051
But you know what they say,

742
00:37:04,075 --> 00:37:06,738
hate the sin, love the sinner.

743
00:37:06,762 --> 00:37:08,610
They do say that.

744
00:37:08,634 --> 00:37:13,218
Yeah, I'll get him to
change one of these days.

745
00:37:13,242 --> 00:37:15,683
Feminine powers are strong that way.

746
00:37:15,707 --> 00:37:18,040
You'll find out soon enough.

747
00:37:19,542 --> 00:37:21,492
What do you mean?

748
00:37:21,516 --> 00:37:23,989
Well, when you get married, silly.

749
00:37:24,013 --> 00:37:25,972
You'll find yourself doing things

750
00:37:25,996 --> 00:37:28,584
for your true love that

751
00:37:28,608 --> 00:37:31,353
that you wouldn't think possible.

752
00:37:31,377 --> 00:37:32,710
I can imagine.

753
00:37:33,783 --> 00:37:35,071
Didn't Olaf tell me you're seeing

754
00:37:35,095 --> 00:37:37,845
someone at that college of yours?

755
00:37:40,122 --> 00:37:41,122
Um,

756
00:37:42,666 --> 00:37:43,666
actually,

757
00:37:45,242 --> 00:37:48,075
yeah, I am seeing someone right now.

758
00:37:48,099 --> 00:37:51,627
I knew it, I could see it in your eyes.

759
00:37:51,651 --> 00:37:53,068
What is she like?

760
00:37:54,074 --> 00:37:57,157
Well, the person that I'm seeing is

761
00:38:01,739 --> 00:38:03,906
beautiful, inside and out,

762
00:38:07,410 --> 00:38:11,577
and is caring, and is just
really someone special.

763
00:38:12,522 --> 00:38:16,189
Ah, why can't Olaf
find someone like that?

764
00:38:20,570 --> 00:38:24,570
Maybe he has, and he
just hasn't told you yet.

765
00:38:26,253 --> 00:38:28,611
Olaf tells me everything.

766
00:38:28,635 --> 00:38:30,218
We have no secrets.

767
00:38:31,162 --> 00:38:33,876
But have you ever asked him,

768
00:38:33,900 --> 00:38:36,404
you know, about his love life?

769
00:38:36,428 --> 00:38:40,067
Maybe there's something
he wants to tell you.

770
00:38:40,091 --> 00:38:44,069
Oh don't be silly, I
know all I need to know.

771
00:38:44,093 --> 00:38:47,260
And I'm certainly not the prying kind.

772
00:38:49,543 --> 00:38:52,592
Now, where do your people come from

773
00:38:52,616 --> 00:38:56,116
and what does your father do for a living?

774
00:38:58,871 --> 00:38:59,757
After lunch we need to
get a little something

775
00:38:59,781 --> 00:39:02,940
for the Wesanowskis, the
run the local nursery.

776
00:39:02,964 --> 00:39:05,900
[Nathan] Ah, I could never do that.

777
00:39:05,924 --> 00:39:08,637
You know, like all those
kids running around,

778
00:39:08,661 --> 00:39:10,741
[Gun's Mother] It's
a plant nursery silly.

779
00:39:10,765 --> 00:39:12,884
Sven, gets all his supplies there.

780
00:39:12,908 --> 00:39:14,643
[Gun] Yep, my dad swears by their shit.

781
00:39:14,667 --> 00:39:15,477
Language.

782
00:39:15,501 --> 00:39:17,611
I meant their fertilizer.

783
00:39:17,635 --> 00:39:19,044
So wait, you don't want any kids?

784
00:39:19,068 --> 00:39:20,643
Why do you?

785
00:39:20,667 --> 00:39:21,741
Maybe.

786
00:39:21,765 --> 00:39:22,820
Really?

787
00:39:22,844 --> 00:39:24,550
I don't know.

788
00:39:24,574 --> 00:39:27,288
I mean I guess they're not so bad.

789
00:39:27,312 --> 00:39:28,562
Yoohoo, Anya.

790
00:39:30,006 --> 00:39:31,489
Oh cripes.

791
00:39:31,513 --> 00:39:32,777
Hello Anya.

792
00:39:32,801 --> 00:39:34,594
Heather, dear, surprised to see

793
00:39:34,618 --> 00:39:37,224
you on your feet this time of day.

794
00:39:37,248 --> 00:39:38,939
Oh just dropping off a package,

795
00:39:38,963 --> 00:39:42,562
the stupid mailman delivered
to my place by mistake.

796
00:39:42,586 --> 00:39:43,665
It's amazing how often he

797
00:39:43,689 --> 00:39:46,361
delivers his package at your house.

798
00:39:46,385 --> 00:39:49,138
I can't help it if I always need

799
00:39:49,162 --> 00:39:50,873
a little something new to fill the

800
00:39:50,897 --> 00:39:54,002
hole my dear husband left when he died.

801
00:39:54,026 --> 00:39:57,859
Ah, still milking that
after five years, eh?

802
00:39:59,620 --> 00:40:01,905
Abby, hurry up, Anya clearly needs

803
00:40:01,929 --> 00:40:04,946
to get her hands on her box.

804
00:40:04,970 --> 00:40:06,521
- Hello, Mrs. Gunnunderson,
- [Gun's Mother] Hi dear.

805
00:40:06,545 --> 00:40:08,601
- It's so good to see you.
- [Gun's Mother] You too.

806
00:40:08,625 --> 00:40:09,547
Hi again Olaf.

807
00:40:09,571 --> 00:40:10,571
Hey Abby.

808
00:40:11,473 --> 00:40:12,389
Hey anything else mom?

809
00:40:12,413 --> 00:40:13,413
No.

810
00:40:15,197 --> 00:40:16,783
If you kids don't mind, I need

811
00:40:16,807 --> 00:40:19,474
to see a man about a cheese log.

812
00:40:22,288 --> 00:40:23,538
Hi, I'm Abby.

813
00:40:24,406 --> 00:40:28,074
Hi, hi I'm Nathan, Nathan Stanford,

814
00:40:28,098 --> 00:40:30,348
how are you, what's up, yo.

815
00:40:34,451 --> 00:40:37,534
Oh my God, you two are totally gay.

816
00:40:43,661 --> 00:40:46,295
Bitch, why didn't you tell me?

817
00:40:46,319 --> 00:40:48,582
Because I have told anybody here.

818
00:40:48,606 --> 00:40:50,773
Yeah, I got that.

819
00:40:50,797 --> 00:40:52,095
Did you just call me bitch?

820
00:40:52,119 --> 00:40:53,036
Okay, and if you're gay what

821
00:40:53,060 --> 00:40:54,662
is going on with your clothes?

822
00:40:54,686 --> 00:40:56,532
I know, he thinks they're going

823
00:40:56,556 --> 00:40:57,835
to keep him in the closet.

824
00:40:57,859 --> 00:41:00,508
No, they should stay in the closet.

825
00:41:00,532 --> 00:41:01,484
Right.

826
00:41:01,508 --> 00:41:02,931
(laughing)

827
00:41:02,955 --> 00:41:04,253
How did you tell?

828
00:41:04,277 --> 00:41:07,694
Oh, well duh, look at you two together.

829
00:41:09,883 --> 00:41:11,633
And you don't mind?

830
00:41:12,905 --> 00:41:13,961
I only mind that I've been wasting

831
00:41:13,985 --> 00:41:17,164
my time trying to get
your hot bod in the sack.

832
00:41:17,188 --> 00:41:18,865
What just happened
to Ms. Prim and Proper?

833
00:41:18,889 --> 00:41:20,898
Oh screw that, that's
mostly for your mom.

834
00:41:20,922 --> 00:41:24,002
And plus, I thought that you liked that.

835
00:41:24,026 --> 00:41:26,622
Ah no, prim and proper,
definitely not his thing.

836
00:41:26,646 --> 00:41:28,867
I can tell you nasty little boy.

837
00:41:28,891 --> 00:41:31,002
You're not going to
tell my parents, right?

838
00:41:31,026 --> 00:41:33,577
Girl, please, hey you guys want

839
00:41:33,601 --> 00:41:35,178
to come over for a vodka fizz later?

840
00:41:35,202 --> 00:41:37,005
I've been dying to get my drunk on.

841
00:41:37,029 --> 00:41:38,769
Ah, yes, count me in.

842
00:41:38,793 --> 00:41:41,686
Absolutely, you know what, I think

843
00:41:41,710 --> 00:41:44,046
I actually like you better this way.

844
00:41:44,070 --> 00:41:47,824
Who knows, maybe I could
switch back for ya?

845
00:41:47,848 --> 00:41:51,363
Honey, you weren't that
good in the first place.

846
00:41:51,387 --> 00:41:54,637
Oh, I love you, see, she's got spunk.

847
00:41:55,808 --> 00:41:59,593
Yeah, yeah, just not the kind I like.

848
00:41:59,617 --> 00:42:02,288
Pineapple juice, trust me.

849
00:42:02,312 --> 00:42:03,525
What are you kids chatting about?

850
00:42:03,549 --> 00:42:05,564
Oh, I was just trying to get Gun

851
00:42:05,588 --> 00:42:07,349
to join me at church this weekend.

852
00:42:07,373 --> 00:42:09,389
(laughing)

853
00:42:09,413 --> 00:42:11,783
Good luck with that, don't ya know.

854
00:42:11,807 --> 00:42:12,917
Thank you.

855
00:42:12,941 --> 00:42:14,161
Yeah, anytime, by the way, tell

856
00:42:14,185 --> 00:42:15,035
you dad he was a little light on

857
00:42:15,059 --> 00:42:18,391
the last delivery but I'll let it slide.

858
00:42:26,767 --> 00:42:29,716
[Gun] I do miss this place.

859
00:42:29,740 --> 00:42:31,665
[Nathan] I would too.

860
00:42:31,689 --> 00:42:33,682
Did you ever have bunk
beds when you were a kid?

861
00:42:33,706 --> 00:42:37,251
Oh no, my parents would
have never allowed that.

862
00:42:37,275 --> 00:42:40,098
Didn't you ever have sleep
overs when you were younger?

863
00:42:40,122 --> 00:42:42,313
Nope, they didn't allow that either.

864
00:42:42,337 --> 00:42:43,337
Why not?

865
00:42:44,688 --> 00:42:47,077
I think they saw that signs early.

866
00:42:47,101 --> 00:42:50,549
Afraid if I had a friend sleep
over I might turn out gay.

867
00:42:50,573 --> 00:42:53,035
Well it's a good thing
that didn't happen.

868
00:42:53,059 --> 00:42:54,392
Yeah, totally.

869
00:42:55,989 --> 00:42:58,187
You know what I just realized?

870
00:42:58,211 --> 00:43:01,274
You never told me how you
came out to your parents.

871
00:43:01,298 --> 00:43:05,971
Oh, I don't think you want
to follow in my footsteps.

872
00:43:05,995 --> 00:43:07,380
It was that bad?

873
00:43:07,404 --> 00:43:10,404
Bad, huh, bad isn't even the word.

874
00:43:13,571 --> 00:43:14,571
Go on.

875
00:43:18,746 --> 00:43:21,595
Okay, my senior year of high school,

876
00:43:21,619 --> 00:43:25,116
my parents went out of town,
for business or something,

877
00:43:25,140 --> 00:43:27,051
to like Morocco, I can't even remember.

878
00:43:27,075 --> 00:43:28,659
Okay, wait is that an important detail?

879
00:43:28,683 --> 00:43:29,522
No, not really.

880
00:43:29,546 --> 00:43:30,356
Okay, just skip it.

881
00:43:30,380 --> 00:43:32,002
Okay, short version it is.

882
00:43:32,026 --> 00:43:36,426
They come home early and
my dad catches me in bed

883
00:43:36,450 --> 00:43:37,950
with Tony Sambuco.

884
00:43:38,867 --> 00:43:41,273
Seriously, what were you guys doing?

885
00:43:41,297 --> 00:43:44,042
Nothing, fortunatley, we were asleep.

886
00:43:44,066 --> 00:43:46,570
Okay, so that could be totally innocent.

887
00:43:46,594 --> 00:43:49,770
Two buds falling asleep together,

888
00:43:49,794 --> 00:43:52,711
you know, after studying all night.

889
00:43:53,770 --> 00:43:55,332
Naked.

890
00:43:55,356 --> 00:43:57,796
Right, okay, so not so innocent.

891
00:43:57,820 --> 00:43:59,737
Nope, definitely not.

892
00:44:00,573 --> 00:44:02,005
And you know how I like to fall asleep

893
00:44:02,029 --> 00:44:03,245
with my hand on your.

894
00:44:03,269 --> 00:44:04,269
Yeah.

895
00:44:05,065 --> 00:44:08,982
And that's what my dad
saw when he walked in.

896
00:44:10,769 --> 00:44:12,999
So you never actually told them?

897
00:44:13,023 --> 00:44:15,694
No, think my dad's exact words were

898
00:44:15,718 --> 00:44:19,801
please don't ever do that
in my house ever again.

899
00:44:20,902 --> 00:44:23,959
And we haven't mentioned it since.

900
00:44:23,983 --> 00:44:28,150
But their attitudes towards
me changed like right away.

901
00:44:31,291 --> 00:44:32,865
Were you guys serious?

902
00:44:32,889 --> 00:44:34,722
You and this Tony guy?

903
00:44:37,560 --> 00:44:41,242
I mean I guess he was high school crush.

904
00:44:41,266 --> 00:44:44,849
But we totally lost
touch after graduation.

905
00:44:46,255 --> 00:44:47,505
You miss him?

906
00:44:48,809 --> 00:44:50,809
Not when I'm with you.

907
00:44:51,711 --> 00:44:52,878
Good answer.

908
00:45:00,049 --> 00:45:03,049
I do miss one thing for that time.

909
00:45:04,560 --> 00:45:05,560
What?

910
00:45:08,844 --> 00:45:13,011
I miss how my mom treated
me before she found out.

911
00:45:19,918 --> 00:45:22,168
(laughing)

912
00:45:27,316 --> 00:45:28,828
[Gun] What's so funny?

913
00:45:28,852 --> 00:45:31,685
Only the best part of Christmas.

914
00:45:33,181 --> 00:45:34,263
You can watch this thing on the

915
00:45:34,287 --> 00:45:36,485
computer now, did you know that?

916
00:45:36,509 --> 00:45:38,592
Yeah, that pretty cool.

917
00:45:41,213 --> 00:45:42,388
The kid with the blanket just

918
00:45:42,412 --> 00:45:43,908
got all self righteous about

919
00:45:43,932 --> 00:45:45,387
the meaning of Christmas and made

920
00:45:45,411 --> 00:45:47,708
the other kids feel like crap.

921
00:45:47,732 --> 00:45:50,484
(laughing)

922
00:45:50,508 --> 00:45:53,588
Oh, he's totally harshing their buzz man.

923
00:45:53,612 --> 00:45:57,149
Yeah, that's your favorite
part about Christmas?

924
00:45:57,173 --> 00:45:59,379
Look, the bald kid
is pouting, I love it.

925
00:45:59,403 --> 00:46:01,653
(laughing)

926
00:46:04,276 --> 00:46:06,307
Okay, mom wants you to get ready

927
00:46:06,331 --> 00:46:09,081
for the Mancuso's party, alright?

928
00:46:11,371 --> 00:46:12,371
I'm ready.

929
00:46:14,612 --> 00:46:17,387
Take that you stupid materialistic beagle.

930
00:46:17,411 --> 00:46:19,661
(laughing)

931
00:46:21,162 --> 00:46:23,079
Wow, okay dad, enjoy.

932
00:46:24,473 --> 00:46:25,473
Yeah.

933
00:46:30,251 --> 00:46:31,218
Yeah.

934
00:46:31,242 --> 00:46:34,158
(orchestral music)

935
00:46:50,795 --> 00:46:52,116
You know how much food she's making,

936
00:46:52,140 --> 00:46:54,043
why'd you still have to make cookies?

937
00:46:54,067 --> 00:46:56,355
And let Heather Mancuso
think I'm a bad guest?

938
00:46:56,379 --> 00:46:57,796
Not on your life.

939
00:47:00,294 --> 00:47:02,276
Man, should I have brushed up

940
00:47:02,300 --> 00:47:03,747
on the box scores or learned the

941
00:47:03,771 --> 00:47:05,772
names of a couple
quarterbacks or something?

942
00:47:05,796 --> 00:47:09,219
You are really worried about
looking straight tonight.

943
00:47:09,243 --> 00:47:11,384
Pot kettle black.

944
00:47:11,408 --> 00:47:12,308
Whatever - [Gun] Yeah.

945
00:47:12,332 --> 00:47:13,314
Just be yourself, okay?

946
00:47:13,338 --> 00:47:14,148
Okay.

947
00:47:14,172 --> 00:47:16,504
And I get the irony in it.

948
00:47:17,756 --> 00:47:20,053
[Gun's Mother] Heather,
so good to see ya again.

949
00:47:20,077 --> 00:47:21,984
Oh good to see you Anya.

950
00:47:22,008 --> 00:47:24,008
Oh my aren't we festive.

951
00:47:24,894 --> 00:47:27,422
Sweaters hide all manner
of sin, don't they.

952
00:47:27,446 --> 00:47:29,923
Aren't you sweet, here, I made

953
00:47:29,947 --> 00:47:32,356
this batch of cookies, just for you.

954
00:47:32,380 --> 00:47:35,429
Nice and thick, just the way ya like them.

955
00:47:35,453 --> 00:47:36,915
Speaking of, where is that handyman

956
00:47:36,939 --> 00:47:38,542
that's been working
around your house all day.

957
00:47:38,566 --> 00:47:40,219
Oh you mean Diego.

958
00:47:40,243 --> 00:47:43,580
Oh he's been such a help around here.

959
00:47:43,604 --> 00:47:46,235
I can't imagine what he offers you.

960
00:47:46,259 --> 00:47:47,509
Tasty wiener.

961
00:47:49,280 --> 00:47:51,099
Thank you Diego.

962
00:47:51,123 --> 00:47:51,991
[Diego] My pleasure.

963
00:47:52,015 --> 00:47:55,125
You've never had Sven's
bratwurst have you?

964
00:47:55,149 --> 00:47:57,899
I mean, really, what's the point.

965
00:48:04,552 --> 00:48:06,896
Olaf, so good to see you.

966
00:48:06,920 --> 00:48:10,143
It's really great to
see you too Mrs. Mancuso.

967
00:48:10,167 --> 00:48:12,367
Oh, Abby's around here somewhere

968
00:48:12,391 --> 00:48:15,951
and there's some young people in the back.

969
00:48:15,975 --> 00:48:16,975
Have fun.

970
00:48:18,359 --> 00:48:19,862
Want to find the other young people?

971
00:48:19,886 --> 00:48:20,807
(laughing)

972
00:48:20,831 --> 00:48:22,406
Maybe their all playing
spin the bottle somewhere.

973
00:48:22,430 --> 00:48:23,589
Oh, my favorite sport.

974
00:48:23,613 --> 00:48:25,518
Yeah, like you've ever
kissed a girl before.

975
00:48:25,542 --> 00:48:27,693
Yeah, Freida Baluchi, fifth grade.

976
00:48:27,717 --> 00:48:28,877
Really?

977
00:48:28,901 --> 00:48:29,710
Yep.

978
00:48:29,734 --> 00:48:30,544
What was that like?

979
00:48:30,568 --> 00:48:33,206
Well, ya know, made me gay.

980
00:48:33,230 --> 00:48:35,685
Really, well I should
send her a thank you card.

981
00:48:35,709 --> 00:48:36,709
Do that.

982
00:48:41,417 --> 00:48:44,193
You know what I always wondered?

983
00:48:44,217 --> 00:48:47,300
Are there any actual eggs in egg nog?

984
00:48:49,329 --> 00:48:51,329
No one knows for sure.

985
00:48:54,537 --> 00:48:56,841
Yeah, what is nog, anyway.

986
00:48:56,865 --> 00:48:58,448
Yeah what is nog?

987
00:49:11,346 --> 00:49:13,177
I don't know.

988
00:49:13,201 --> 00:49:14,011
It's delicious though.

989
00:49:14,035 --> 00:49:15,284
No, it's not.

990
00:49:17,959 --> 00:49:20,709
You must be friends of Dorothy.

991
00:49:21,546 --> 00:49:23,150
Excuse me?

992
00:49:23,174 --> 00:49:25,120
Fred's daughter, Dorothy.

993
00:49:25,144 --> 00:49:27,150
You go to school with her?

994
00:49:27,174 --> 00:49:28,358
Uh, afraid not.

995
00:49:28,382 --> 00:49:30,215
I'm Olaf Gunnunderson.

996
00:49:33,012 --> 00:49:34,679
Sven and Anya's son.

997
00:49:36,394 --> 00:49:38,644
That means nothing to me.

998
00:49:39,772 --> 00:49:41,355
What a weird man.

999
00:49:42,294 --> 00:49:43,544
Who was that?

1000
00:49:44,416 --> 00:49:45,502
I have no idea.

1001
00:49:45,526 --> 00:49:47,724
[Nathan] And who's Fred?

1002
00:49:47,748 --> 00:49:48,831
Not a clue.

1003
00:49:50,311 --> 00:49:53,030
Shall we go find some of
Dorothy's other friends?

1004
00:49:53,054 --> 00:49:55,304
In this crowd, good luck.

1005
00:49:58,293 --> 00:50:01,246
♫ Good King Wenceslas looked out

1006
00:50:01,270 --> 00:50:04,309
♫ On the feast of Stephen

1007
00:50:04,333 --> 00:50:06,191
♫ When the snow lay round about

1008
00:50:06,215 --> 00:50:07,802
He's really good.

1009
00:50:07,826 --> 00:50:09,433
[Nathan] He's got a great voice.

1010
00:50:09,457 --> 00:50:11,371
Yep my friends used to love having him

1011
00:50:11,395 --> 00:50:13,393
read us bedtime stories when I was a kid

1012
00:50:13,417 --> 00:50:15,096
I could totally see that

1013
00:50:15,120 --> 00:50:16,153
I think that's one of the reasons

1014
00:50:16,177 --> 00:50:18,449
he such a good professor, his students

1015
00:50:18,473 --> 00:50:21,103
love listening to his voice.

1016
00:50:21,127 --> 00:50:22,877
It's really soothing.

1017
00:50:24,341 --> 00:50:25,674
Except for that.

1018
00:50:27,735 --> 00:50:29,095
Hey, why didn't you ever go

1019
00:50:29,119 --> 00:50:31,511
to the college where he teaches.

1020
00:50:31,535 --> 00:50:33,452
I mean it would have been cheaper, right?

1021
00:50:33,476 --> 00:50:34,893
Yeah, it's just.

1022
00:50:37,195 --> 00:50:38,350
The gay thing?

1023
00:50:38,374 --> 00:50:40,374
No, not the gay thing.

1024
00:50:41,334 --> 00:50:42,983
I just didn't want to be known as.

1025
00:50:43,007 --> 00:50:46,046
Professor Gunnunderson's kid, you know.

1026
00:50:46,070 --> 00:50:47,317
I wasn't sure if the other professors

1027
00:50:47,341 --> 00:50:49,902
would treat me differently or if

1028
00:50:49,926 --> 00:50:52,190
everyone would just assume that I

1029
00:50:52,214 --> 00:50:54,158
got in because of him.

1030
00:50:54,182 --> 00:50:56,727
Makes sense, wanted to stand on

1031
00:50:56,751 --> 00:50:58,918
your own, be your own man,

1032
00:51:00,237 --> 00:51:01,487
Yep, exactly.

1033
00:51:02,664 --> 00:51:04,425
And of course, there's the gay thing.

1034
00:51:04,449 --> 00:51:06,032
Ah, I thought so.

1035
00:51:10,296 --> 00:51:11,320
♫ Deck the halls

1036
00:51:11,344 --> 00:51:13,392
♫ With boughs of holly

1037
00:51:13,416 --> 00:51:16,166
♫ Fa la la la la ♫

1038
00:51:16,190 --> 00:51:17,677
What up bitches.

1039
00:51:17,701 --> 00:51:19,282
See you boys got dragged to

1040
00:51:19,306 --> 00:51:21,003
this horrible shindig.

1041
00:51:21,027 --> 00:51:22,891
Lovely seeing you again Abby.

1042
00:51:22,915 --> 00:51:24,748
You too, air kisses.

1043
00:51:26,043 --> 00:51:29,756
I never told you this
before but you're dad is hot.

1044
00:51:29,780 --> 00:51:31,131
I know.

1045
00:51:31,155 --> 00:51:33,412
Alright, I do not need to hear this.

1046
00:51:33,436 --> 00:51:35,353
Too late, h-o-t, hot.

1047
00:51:37,491 --> 00:51:38,908
Is Olaf that hot?

1048
00:51:40,147 --> 00:51:41,607
I think so.

1049
00:51:41,631 --> 00:51:42,917
Guys please.

1050
00:51:42,941 --> 00:51:45,502
Oh, so he's embarrassed now.

1051
00:51:45,526 --> 00:51:47,996
Alright I have a question for you.

1052
00:51:48,020 --> 00:51:50,556
What does he have that I don't.

1053
00:51:50,580 --> 00:51:52,022
Oh.

1054
00:51:52,046 --> 00:51:54,546
I mean why would you move on

1055
00:51:55,469 --> 00:51:57,969
from this to this, no offense.

1056
00:51:59,813 --> 00:52:00,896
None taken.

1057
00:52:03,190 --> 00:52:06,440
So what does he have, that you don't.

1058
00:52:07,681 --> 00:52:10,598
[Abby] Besides the obvious, yeah.

1059
00:52:12,505 --> 00:52:13,505
He has

1060
00:52:16,214 --> 00:52:18,334
the truest heart I have ever seen.

1061
00:52:18,358 --> 00:52:19,453
Oh, that's nice.

1062
00:52:19,477 --> 00:52:21,589
He's seen your heart,
it's kind of gross.

1063
00:52:21,613 --> 00:52:24,270
You know what I mean.

1064
00:52:24,294 --> 00:52:25,294
He's smart,

1065
00:52:26,843 --> 00:52:28,093
and he's funny,

1066
00:52:30,165 --> 00:52:31,458
and he makes me feel better about

1067
00:52:31,482 --> 00:52:33,081
myself when he's around,

1068
00:52:33,105 --> 00:52:34,105
I do.

1069
00:52:35,874 --> 00:52:39,499
Aw, that's the most nauseating
thing I've ever heard.

1070
00:52:39,523 --> 00:52:40,523
I agree.

1071
00:52:42,479 --> 00:52:44,896
Okay, well, I'm off to find

1072
00:52:46,187 --> 00:52:48,180
a single straight man that's had

1073
00:52:48,204 --> 00:52:49,907
way too much to drink, wish me luck.

1074
00:52:49,931 --> 00:52:51,510
Good luck.

1075
00:52:51,534 --> 00:52:53,034
[Gun] Go get em.

1076
00:52:55,903 --> 00:52:56,903
Thank you.

1077
00:52:57,811 --> 00:52:59,104
She does have a nice ass though.

1078
00:52:59,128 --> 00:53:00,128
Great ass.

1079
00:53:01,091 --> 00:53:04,328
♫ Oh holy night

1080
00:53:04,352 --> 00:53:08,435
♫ The stars are brightly shining

1081
00:53:10,121 --> 00:53:14,288
♫ It is the light of
our dear Savior's birth.

1082
00:53:20,273 --> 00:53:24,440
♫ Long lay the world
in sin and error pining

1083
00:53:30,266 --> 00:53:34,433
♫ 'Til He appeared and
the soul felt it's worth

1084
00:53:39,873 --> 00:53:44,040
♫ A thrill of hope the
weary world rejoices ♫

1085
00:53:49,863 --> 00:53:52,189
[Gun] So did you have fun tonight?

1086
00:53:52,213 --> 00:53:54,397
Yeah, thanks to you.

1087
00:53:54,421 --> 00:53:57,428
[Gun's Mother] (giggling) Oh.

1088
00:53:57,452 --> 00:54:00,345
That woman has some powerful lungs on her.

1089
00:54:00,369 --> 00:54:02,274
(giggling)

1090
00:54:02,298 --> 00:54:03,298
Oh no.

1091
00:54:04,506 --> 00:54:05,506
What?

1092
00:54:06,740 --> 00:54:08,763
I think I know what that sound is.

1093
00:54:08,787 --> 00:54:10,321
[Gun's Mother] Mr. Gunnunderson,

1094
00:54:10,345 --> 00:54:12,071
is that mistletoe down there.

1095
00:54:12,095 --> 00:54:14,345
(laughing)

1096
00:54:20,402 --> 00:54:23,069
(phone ringing)

1097
00:54:34,988 --> 00:54:37,259
Hey there, hot stuff,
where's the boy toy?

1098
00:54:37,283 --> 00:54:41,420
Hey, off visiting some family friends.

1099
00:54:41,444 --> 00:54:43,604
Enjoying a little quiet time?

1100
00:54:43,628 --> 00:54:47,454
Actually, I was trying
to get a hold of my parents.

1101
00:54:47,478 --> 00:54:50,404
Olaf told me about them
ditching you, I'm sorry.

1102
00:54:50,428 --> 00:54:54,004
True, but if they hadn't
I would have never met you.

1103
00:54:54,028 --> 00:54:58,187
Ah, why Mr. Stanford, you
say the sweetest things.

1104
00:54:58,211 --> 00:55:01,294
Too bad it's completely wasted on me.

1105
00:55:02,452 --> 00:55:04,667
Why are all the best ones gay?

1106
00:55:04,691 --> 00:55:06,965
Ah, it's all part of God's plan.

1107
00:55:06,989 --> 00:55:07,989
Figures.

1108
00:55:11,291 --> 00:55:15,458
Abby, you've known Gun
a lot longer than I have,

1109
00:55:16,720 --> 00:55:20,747
why do you think he's
not out to his parents?

1110
00:55:20,771 --> 00:55:24,220
Well, maybe he told
his dad, but he forgot.

1111
00:55:24,244 --> 00:55:26,161
That sometimes happens.

1112
00:55:29,367 --> 00:55:31,657
I don't know, truth is,

1113
00:55:31,681 --> 00:55:35,714
we all want to be what
are parents want us to be.

1114
00:55:35,738 --> 00:55:38,482
And we all keep things from them.

1115
00:55:38,506 --> 00:55:41,195
Big things, little things,

1116
00:55:41,219 --> 00:55:46,146
you wouldn't believe the
secrets I keep from my mom.

1117
00:55:46,170 --> 00:55:47,503
Oh, like what?

1118
00:55:48,385 --> 00:55:52,552
Let's just say, that I can't
run for office in Mexico.

1119
00:55:54,662 --> 00:55:56,520
Good to know.

1120
00:55:56,544 --> 00:55:58,544
But seriously, I mean,

1121
00:56:00,978 --> 00:56:03,044
have you told you parents everything?

1122
00:56:03,068 --> 00:56:04,568
I mean everything?

1123
00:56:06,255 --> 00:56:07,255
No way.

1124
00:56:08,142 --> 00:56:09,942
No one our age does.

1125
00:56:09,966 --> 00:56:12,466
And obviously neither is Olaf.

1126
00:56:14,413 --> 00:56:17,548
But what if he never does it.

1127
00:56:17,572 --> 00:56:18,572
He will.

1128
00:56:20,534 --> 00:56:22,205
And besides when you two graduate

1129
00:56:22,229 --> 00:56:23,889
and you move in together they'll

1130
00:56:23,913 --> 00:56:25,717
probably suspect something.

1131
00:56:25,741 --> 00:56:29,350
See maybe not, people
have roommates all the time.

1132
00:56:29,374 --> 00:56:30,717
In a one bedroom
apartment in the middle of.

1133
00:56:30,741 --> 00:56:34,908
Boystown, USA with a drag queen
landlord name Ms. Monique?

1134
00:56:36,543 --> 00:56:40,165
You have put a lot of
thought into this, haven't you?

1135
00:56:40,189 --> 00:56:41,439
A little bit.

1136
00:56:45,676 --> 00:56:46,676
Be patient.

1137
00:56:49,039 --> 00:56:50,039
I'll try.

1138
00:56:54,604 --> 00:56:56,280
We always had such a great time.

1139
00:56:56,304 --> 00:56:57,640
I was painting sets and Olaf

1140
00:56:57,664 --> 00:57:00,713
was mastering the English accent.

1141
00:57:00,737 --> 00:57:05,224
My English accent was
amazing, it was, Governor.

1142
00:57:05,248 --> 00:57:06,421
People thought I was a transfer

1143
00:57:06,445 --> 00:57:09,362
student London, they did, Governor.

1144
00:57:12,067 --> 00:57:13,754
Was that Russian?

1145
00:57:13,778 --> 00:57:16,890
No, he looked so naddy in that

1146
00:57:16,914 --> 00:57:19,164
tweed and that English hat.

1147
00:57:20,963 --> 00:57:22,659
And she cried opening night,

1148
00:57:22,683 --> 00:57:23,937
and she closed closing night,

1149
00:57:23,961 --> 00:57:26,664
And every night in between.

1150
00:57:26,688 --> 00:57:30,176
Well, I was just so
proud of my little boy.

1151
00:57:30,200 --> 00:57:32,117
And I appreciated it.

1152
00:57:37,960 --> 00:57:40,627
Don't they look cute together?

1153
00:57:42,007 --> 00:57:43,424
Yeah, adorable.

1154
00:57:48,311 --> 00:57:50,978
(phone ringing)

1155
00:57:52,990 --> 00:57:55,079
Oh, um, would you just excuse

1156
00:57:55,103 --> 00:57:57,743
me just for a minute, I'll be right back.

1157
00:57:57,767 --> 00:57:59,184
Of course dear.

1158
00:58:02,528 --> 00:58:03,612
Must be so hard for him, being

1159
00:58:03,636 --> 00:58:06,469
away from his family at Christmas.

1160
00:58:07,802 --> 00:58:10,653
You know I don't think he
minds as much as you think.

1161
00:58:10,677 --> 00:58:12,638
From what he's told me, they're

1162
00:58:12,662 --> 00:58:15,045
not exactly the closest family.

1163
00:58:15,069 --> 00:58:17,127
You know, I should write them a letter

1164
00:58:17,151 --> 00:58:20,189
and give them a piece of my mind.

1165
00:58:20,213 --> 00:58:23,796
Leaving a poor child
like that, home alone.

1166
00:58:25,358 --> 00:58:28,525
Yeah, he's not alone, not this year.

1167
00:58:31,157 --> 00:58:33,246
Merry Christmas Father.

1168
00:58:33,270 --> 00:58:35,349
[Nathan's Father] Yes, Merry Christmas.

1169
00:58:35,373 --> 00:58:36,869
I see that you tried to call earlier,

1170
00:58:36,893 --> 00:58:39,560
we were in some tomb or another.

1171
00:58:41,221 --> 00:58:42,836
How's the Holy Land?

1172
00:58:42,860 --> 00:58:44,524
[Nathan's Father] Dusty,
I trust that you're being

1173
00:58:44,548 --> 00:58:48,412
a good house guest as your friend's home.

1174
00:58:48,436 --> 00:58:49,436
Yes, sir.

1175
00:58:50,548 --> 00:58:52,940
[Nathan's Father] Don't
overstay your welcome.

1176
00:58:52,964 --> 00:58:56,580
Remember, your a guest,
not part of their family.

1177
00:58:56,604 --> 00:58:59,559
No, sir, I won't forget that.

1178
00:58:59,583 --> 00:59:00,393
[Nathan's Mother] Remind him there's

1179
00:59:00,417 --> 00:59:03,032
a list of chores at home
that he needs to handle.

1180
00:59:03,056 --> 00:59:04,102
[Nathan's Father] Did
you hear your mother?

1181
00:59:04,126 --> 00:59:06,821
Yes, yes, chores, I got it, yes.

1182
00:59:06,845 --> 00:59:07,655
[Nathan's Mother] I found some authentic

1183
00:59:07,679 --> 00:59:08,742
frankincense and myrrh

1184
00:59:08,766 --> 00:59:11,382
at this little market
in Jerusalem so cheap.

1185
00:59:11,406 --> 00:59:13,156
Would that family like some?

1186
00:59:13,180 --> 00:59:14,348
I can send it over in this display

1187
00:59:14,372 --> 00:59:16,283
case they sell to tourists, I found

1188
00:59:16,307 --> 00:59:18,781
a much nicer one for our home.

1189
00:59:18,805 --> 00:59:22,138
What, no, no, that won't be necessary.

1190
00:59:23,368 --> 00:59:24,178
[Nathan's Father] So then, when

1191
00:59:24,202 --> 00:59:26,340
do you think you'll be
returning to the estate?

1192
00:59:26,364 --> 00:59:30,606
We need you to be a man and
handle things while we're gone.

1193
00:59:30,630 --> 00:59:32,651
Don't worry, don't worry, I'll

1194
00:59:32,675 --> 00:59:35,175
take care of everything, okay?

1195
00:59:40,733 --> 00:59:42,781
What do you mean you're leaving?

1196
00:59:42,805 --> 00:59:46,047
I'm going home, I have some
things I need to take care of.

1197
00:59:46,071 --> 00:59:50,327
Nobody's there, you want
to spend Christmas all alone.

1198
00:59:50,351 --> 00:59:53,061
Yeah, well sometimes I
feel all alone right here.

1199
00:59:53,085 --> 00:59:54,085
What?

1200
00:59:59,615 --> 01:00:00,615
Gun,

1201
01:00:02,010 --> 01:00:06,177
your parents think I'm just
some kid you know from college.

1202
01:00:08,757 --> 01:00:09,891
I'm no different from Abby in there,

1203
01:00:09,915 --> 01:00:13,203
except well they think you
have a future with her so.

1204
01:00:13,227 --> 01:00:14,088
That is not fair.

1205
01:00:14,112 --> 01:00:18,003
Well maybe not, but it's how I feel.

1206
01:00:18,027 --> 01:00:22,194
God we had more privacy in
a dorm full of 300 guys.

1207
01:00:27,845 --> 01:00:28,845
What?

1208
01:00:32,034 --> 01:00:34,954
Even if we were with
my parents, God forbid,

1209
01:00:34,978 --> 01:00:39,139
they would know who you are,
and how much you mean to me.

1210
01:00:39,163 --> 01:00:41,154
Yeah, and they wouldn't like it.

1211
01:00:41,178 --> 01:00:43,194
No, but they'd know, which is more than

1212
01:00:43,218 --> 01:00:44,817
you can say about your parents.

1213
01:00:44,841 --> 01:00:47,202
God, Gun, you may enjoy going back

1214
01:00:47,226 --> 01:00:49,050
in the closet but I don't.

1215
01:00:49,074 --> 01:00:52,041
I told you my reasons all right.

1216
01:00:52,065 --> 01:00:53,553
This is not easy for me.

1217
01:00:53,577 --> 01:00:55,893
You're 22 years old.

1218
01:00:55,917 --> 01:00:56,917
22.

1219
01:00:57,981 --> 01:00:59,510
You're graduating college this year.

1220
01:00:59,534 --> 01:01:00,821
Soon you're not going to be able

1221
01:01:00,845 --> 01:01:02,954
to use homework as an excuse for

1222
01:01:02,978 --> 01:01:05,486
why you're not dating.

1223
01:01:05,510 --> 01:01:06,927
I know, I know.

1224
01:01:10,719 --> 01:01:14,302
How clear do I need
to make this for you?

1225
01:01:16,574 --> 01:01:19,574
You're parents, they love you, okay?

1226
01:01:22,542 --> 01:01:26,709
They are not going to throw
you out just cause you're gay.

1227
01:01:28,068 --> 01:01:30,756
That's got to be real
easy for you to say.

1228
01:01:30,780 --> 01:01:34,947
You never cared about what
your parents think of you.

1229
01:01:36,401 --> 01:01:38,759
You got your trust fund, which means

1230
01:01:38,783 --> 01:01:42,116
you never have to worry about any money.

1231
01:01:43,550 --> 01:01:45,467
It must be really nice.

1232
01:02:09,972 --> 01:02:13,992
There are more important
things in life than money, Gun.

1233
01:02:14,016 --> 01:02:15,648
I would rather have my parents love

1234
01:02:15,672 --> 01:02:17,400
than their money any day and I can't

1235
01:02:17,424 --> 01:02:20,924
even believe you don't know that about me.

1236
01:02:24,376 --> 01:02:25,376
I'm sorry.

1237
01:02:28,969 --> 01:02:30,302
Please don't go.

1238
01:02:36,790 --> 01:02:37,790
I have to.

1239
01:02:40,219 --> 01:02:41,219
I may be,

1240
01:02:43,239 --> 01:02:44,592
I may be alone at Christmas

1241
01:02:44,616 --> 01:02:48,559
but it's where I belong, I have to go.

1242
01:02:48,583 --> 01:02:49,583
No.

1243
01:02:50,679 --> 01:02:52,855
You belong here, with me.

1244
01:02:52,879 --> 01:02:54,046
[Nathan] No.

1245
01:02:58,151 --> 01:02:59,967
I'll tell them.

1246
01:02:59,991 --> 01:03:01,017
What?

1247
01:03:01,041 --> 01:03:02,746
I'll tell them.

1248
01:03:02,770 --> 01:03:05,101
Yeah, before Christmas, I'll tell

1249
01:03:05,125 --> 01:03:07,375
them who you are, who I am.

1250
01:03:11,859 --> 01:03:13,103
You can't do this for me, you

1251
01:03:13,127 --> 01:03:14,905
have to do this for yourself.

1252
01:03:14,929 --> 01:03:16,429
I will, alright.

1253
01:03:18,204 --> 01:03:20,704
Just please, please, don't go.

1254
01:03:29,845 --> 01:03:30,845
I have to.

1255
01:03:54,466 --> 01:03:57,979
[Gun's Mother] Why have
you been so grumpy all day?

1256
01:03:58,003 --> 01:03:59,357
No reason.

1257
01:03:59,381 --> 01:04:01,770
It's almost Christmas, Santa won't bring

1258
01:04:01,794 --> 01:04:04,316
you any presents if
you keep that frown on.

1259
01:04:04,340 --> 01:04:07,981
Mom, I'm a little too old
to believe in Santa Clause.

1260
01:04:08,005 --> 01:04:09,581
Oh for Heaven's sake, you're never

1261
01:04:09,605 --> 01:04:12,499
too old to believe in Santa.

1262
01:04:12,523 --> 01:04:14,957
Why he may surprise you by

1263
01:04:14,981 --> 01:04:17,720
sliding down your chimney and leaving you

1264
01:04:17,744 --> 01:04:21,916
a nice present, just
when you need it most.

1265
01:04:21,940 --> 01:04:26,405
My chimney could definitely
use a present right about now.

1266
01:04:26,429 --> 01:04:27,429
Oh,

1267
01:04:28,339 --> 01:04:31,451
I know kids your age would rather

1268
01:04:31,475 --> 01:04:35,276
hang out with their friends
than they silly old parents.

1269
01:04:35,300 --> 01:04:37,133
Mom, you're not old.

1270
01:04:38,171 --> 01:04:40,688
You are a little silly though.

1271
01:04:40,712 --> 01:04:44,712
(laughing) Guilty as charged.

1272
01:04:49,221 --> 01:04:52,358
I love spending time
here with you and dad.

1273
01:04:52,382 --> 01:04:53,884
I mean I couldn't even imagine not

1274
01:04:53,908 --> 01:04:55,916
being able to spend
Christmas with you guys.

1275
01:04:55,940 --> 01:04:58,503
Oh you say that now but eventually

1276
01:04:58,527 --> 01:05:02,694
you're going to want to be on
your own with your own family.

1277
01:05:03,556 --> 01:05:06,893
I don't know, I mean, I may
never have a family like this.

1278
01:05:06,917 --> 01:05:10,812
Oh gobbledygook, you just
need time to meet people.

1279
01:05:10,836 --> 01:05:13,877
I know Abby thinks the world of you.

1280
01:05:13,901 --> 01:05:16,734
Mom, I'm not interested in Abby.

1281
01:05:19,413 --> 01:05:21,871
Fine, but once you finish college

1282
01:05:21,895 --> 01:05:23,037
and get out in the real world, it's

1283
01:05:23,061 --> 01:05:26,455
going to get harder to
meet the perfect girl.

1284
01:05:26,479 --> 01:05:29,365
Remember, when I was
your age I already had

1285
01:05:29,389 --> 01:05:32,761
your father and you in my life.

1286
01:05:32,785 --> 01:05:37,454
Do you ever wish that
you waited to have kids?

1287
01:05:37,478 --> 01:05:41,561
I can not imagine my
life without you and Sven.

1288
01:05:44,105 --> 01:05:45,605
I have no regrets.

1289
01:05:47,989 --> 01:05:50,248
Do you ever think
about having some more?

1290
01:05:50,272 --> 01:05:51,944
You know, while you're so young.

1291
01:05:51,968 --> 01:05:55,920
And ruin my girlish figure, Heaven's no.

1292
01:05:55,944 --> 01:05:59,825
Besides if you want a little
brother, you've got Nathan.

1293
01:05:59,849 --> 01:06:03,992
The way you two act it's
like you both came out of me.

1294
01:06:04,016 --> 01:06:06,505
No, he is not my brother.

1295
01:06:06,529 --> 01:06:08,864
He is not my brother.

1296
01:06:08,888 --> 01:06:10,688
Not my brother.

1297
01:06:10,712 --> 01:06:11,712
Alright,

1298
01:06:13,231 --> 01:06:14,231
feel better?

1299
01:06:15,066 --> 01:06:16,149
Absolutely.

1300
01:06:17,802 --> 01:06:19,052
Oh, baby boy.

1301
01:06:21,974 --> 01:06:23,027
But,

1302
01:06:23,051 --> 01:06:24,774
But what?

1303
01:06:24,798 --> 01:06:27,236
There's something that I
think we should talk about.

1304
01:06:27,260 --> 01:06:28,887
Is it more important that Christmas Eve

1305
01:06:28,911 --> 01:06:33,703
cause I've got a thousand
things for you to do today.

1306
01:06:33,727 --> 01:06:35,894
Yeah, yeah, it can wait.

1307
01:06:38,873 --> 01:06:41,790
(orchestral music)

1308
01:06:43,644 --> 01:06:46,561
(doorbell ringing)

1309
01:06:50,170 --> 01:06:51,837
Abby, oh, Heather.

1310
01:06:54,292 --> 01:06:56,195
Merry Christmas Mrs. Gunnunderson,

1311
01:06:56,219 --> 01:06:57,797
I was hoping to say
Merry Christmas to Olaf.

1312
01:06:57,821 --> 01:07:00,840
Oh how sweet, he's right inside, dear.

1313
01:07:00,864 --> 01:07:03,869
Here, it's my homemade smoked Herring.

1314
01:07:03,893 --> 01:07:05,652
Oh, how sweet, I haven't had a chance

1315
01:07:05,676 --> 01:07:07,396
to finish what you gave us last year

1316
01:07:07,420 --> 01:07:11,001
but, uh, it will freeze up nicely.

1317
01:07:11,025 --> 01:07:13,001
Oh, by the way, I tried the cookies

1318
01:07:13,025 --> 01:07:14,505
you brought to the party.

1319
01:07:14,529 --> 01:07:15,339
Oh?

1320
01:07:15,363 --> 01:07:17,609
Interesting texture, what was that?

1321
01:07:17,633 --> 01:07:18,849
Rosemary in the dough?

1322
01:07:18,873 --> 01:07:21,956
Oh, uh, yeah, Rosemary, yeah, sure.

1323
01:07:23,601 --> 01:07:24,411
How've you been?

1324
01:07:24,435 --> 01:07:25,684
Pretty lousy.

1325
01:07:26,692 --> 01:07:28,376
Anything I can do?

1326
01:07:28,400 --> 01:07:32,409
Hm, is a Christmas
miracle too much to ask for?

1327
01:07:32,433 --> 01:07:34,016
It's worth a try.

1328
01:07:37,648 --> 01:07:38,648
Abby!

1329
01:07:41,091 --> 01:07:43,591
Oh, she does take after you.

1330
01:07:48,712 --> 01:07:49,783
Nothing?

1331
01:07:49,807 --> 01:07:51,250
Nada.

1332
01:07:51,274 --> 01:07:54,024
So much for Christmas miracles.

1333
01:07:54,966 --> 01:07:56,880
Let's go mother, we have
some partying to do.

1334
01:07:56,904 --> 01:07:59,705
I told you, your son was
a bad influence on her.

1335
01:07:59,729 --> 01:08:02,402
Oh, don't be such a nelly,

1336
01:08:02,426 --> 01:08:05,509
so long, and thanks for all the fish.

1337
01:08:06,367 --> 01:08:08,617
(laughing)

1338
01:08:10,320 --> 01:08:13,237
(orchestral music)

1339
01:08:29,552 --> 01:08:31,552
[Gun's Father] Nathan?

1340
01:08:32,395 --> 01:08:34,312
Mr. Gunnunderson, hi.

1341
01:08:37,566 --> 01:08:41,198
I thought you'd be back home by now.

1342
01:08:41,222 --> 01:08:43,373
Right, okay, have you ever seen a movie

1343
01:08:43,397 --> 01:08:46,229
where people are flying
somewhere on Christmas Eve

1344
01:08:46,253 --> 01:08:49,253
and the plane is like totally empty?

1345
01:08:52,176 --> 01:08:55,593
You mean, like the one with the snakes?

1346
01:08:57,622 --> 01:08:58,789
Uh, exactly.

1347
01:09:00,901 --> 01:09:03,861
Oh, those snakes freak me out man.

1348
01:09:03,885 --> 01:09:05,718
All squirmy and slimy.

1349
01:09:11,757 --> 01:09:12,757
Anyway,

1350
01:09:15,518 --> 01:09:18,857
it's not like that in real life.

1351
01:09:18,881 --> 01:09:20,886
Every flight home was booked so

1352
01:09:20,910 --> 01:09:24,607
the earliest that I could get
out was tomorrow afternoon.

1353
01:09:24,631 --> 01:09:26,757
Well what are you doing sitting here?

1354
01:09:26,781 --> 01:09:30,794
You guys don't need an
outsider around for the holidays.

1355
01:09:30,818 --> 01:09:33,694
And Christmas is about family.

1356
01:09:33,718 --> 01:09:34,718
True,

1357
01:09:35,724 --> 01:09:39,891
but if you can't be with your
family you can be with ours.

1358
01:09:40,748 --> 01:09:41,748
Seriously?

1359
01:09:43,189 --> 01:09:46,856
The more the merrier,
a merrier Christmas.

1360
01:09:49,574 --> 01:09:53,491
Thanks, but I doubt
Gun even wants me around.

1361
01:09:54,868 --> 01:09:58,421
You know with Abby there and everything.

1362
01:09:58,445 --> 01:10:01,893
Oh I don't think she's
really Olaf's type anymore.

1363
01:10:01,917 --> 01:10:02,917
Really?

1364
01:10:04,980 --> 01:10:09,716
You can't tell but I
think Abby's a little wild.

1365
01:10:09,740 --> 01:10:11,045
A wild thing.

1366
01:10:11,069 --> 01:10:13,569
I kind of suspected as much.

1367
01:10:15,589 --> 01:10:16,589
And Olaf.

1368
01:10:18,308 --> 01:10:20,225
Olaf needs a nice girl.

1369
01:10:23,892 --> 01:10:25,642
Right, a nice girl.

1370
01:10:27,356 --> 01:10:30,053
He's so focused on school right now,

1371
01:10:30,077 --> 01:10:32,910
he can't see what he really needs.

1372
01:10:33,780 --> 01:10:37,030
He's disciplined, just like his mother.

1373
01:10:39,125 --> 01:10:42,042
She really likes to be disciplined.

1374
01:10:46,036 --> 01:10:47,536
Back to the house?

1375
01:10:48,610 --> 01:10:50,783
Yeah, I'd like that.

1376
01:10:50,807 --> 01:10:54,974
Good, then you can drive, I
have no idea where my car is.

1377
01:10:59,378 --> 01:11:01,431
[Gun's Mother] Papa, is that you?

1378
01:11:01,455 --> 01:11:02,294
[Gun's Father] Hey mama.

1379
01:11:02,318 --> 01:11:05,220
Well get in here and cheer up the boy.

1380
01:11:05,244 --> 01:11:08,576
He's gloomier than a blackout
during a Wisconsin winter

1381
01:11:08,600 --> 01:11:11,439
and that's darn gloomy,
I'll tell you what,

1382
01:11:11,463 --> 01:11:15,697
that's why we moved to sunnier
climates, don't ya know.

1383
01:11:15,721 --> 01:11:17,351
Look what I found.

1384
01:11:17,375 --> 01:11:18,375
What?

1385
01:11:20,782 --> 01:11:21,782
Nathan!

1386
01:11:23,092 --> 01:11:27,259
I, uh, couldn't get a flight
out, I hope you don't mind.

1387
01:11:28,730 --> 01:11:31,230
Never, oh, precious, cookie?

1388
01:11:35,424 --> 01:11:36,424
Yeah.

1389
01:11:37,827 --> 01:11:41,994
Olaf's the decapitator, he
always go right for the head.

1390
01:11:44,838 --> 01:11:47,671
I'm not going to touch that one.

1391
01:11:59,199 --> 01:12:01,116
I'm glad you're back.

1392
01:12:02,077 --> 01:12:03,077
Me too.

1393
01:12:04,835 --> 01:12:07,253
So where'd you end
up staying last night?

1394
01:12:07,277 --> 01:12:09,598
Hotel, by the airport.

1395
01:12:09,622 --> 01:12:10,629
Gross.

1396
01:12:10,653 --> 01:12:11,653
For real.

1397
01:12:15,125 --> 01:12:16,221
I'm sorry.

1398
01:12:16,245 --> 01:12:17,912
No, no, I'm sorry.

1399
01:12:18,893 --> 01:12:20,998
Look when you showed up here,

1400
01:12:21,022 --> 01:12:25,189
I had no idea how we were
going to get through Christmas,

1401
01:12:26,123 --> 01:12:28,206
but after you left, well,

1402
01:12:31,683 --> 01:12:32,766
Well, what?

1403
01:12:34,115 --> 01:12:38,282
After you left, I realized
how much I loved you.

1404
01:12:40,611 --> 01:12:41,891
Past tense?

1405
01:12:41,915 --> 01:12:45,915
No, no, present tense,
future tense, whatever.

1406
01:12:48,004 --> 01:12:51,035
And I'm going to tell them.

1407
01:12:51,059 --> 01:12:52,923
Like I said, don't, don't do

1408
01:12:52,947 --> 01:12:55,771
it for me, do it for yourself.

1409
01:12:55,795 --> 01:12:59,962
Look anything that I do
for myself, I do for you.

1410
01:13:00,892 --> 01:13:02,323
What does that mean?

1411
01:13:02,347 --> 01:13:06,514
I have absolutely no idea,
it just kind of popped out.

1412
01:13:09,275 --> 01:13:10,164
[Gun's Mother] You boys, come on,

1413
01:13:10,188 --> 01:13:12,986
there's warm strudel waiting for you.

1414
01:13:13,010 --> 01:13:15,012
We're coming.

1415
01:13:15,036 --> 01:13:16,036
I wish.

1416
01:13:22,606 --> 01:13:23,446
Papa.

1417
01:13:23,470 --> 01:13:24,470
Oh, mama.

1418
01:13:25,231 --> 01:13:26,231
Baby boy.

1419
01:13:27,302 --> 01:13:29,302
Well, before we start.

1420
01:13:30,874 --> 01:13:33,510
Anya, I know you've had your pretty

1421
01:13:33,534 --> 01:13:36,451
little eyes on this for months now.

1422
01:13:37,437 --> 01:13:38,850
It isn't.

1423
01:13:38,874 --> 01:13:40,874
Merry Christmas, mama.

1424
01:13:53,095 --> 01:13:55,178
[Gun's Mother] Oh Sven.

1425
01:13:58,990 --> 01:14:00,073
It's perfect.

1426
01:14:08,312 --> 01:14:09,312
Oh, mama.

1427
01:14:10,349 --> 01:14:11,432
Go Packers.

1428
01:14:15,495 --> 01:14:17,745
(laughing)

1429
01:14:34,247 --> 01:14:35,358
Now what about.

1430
01:14:35,382 --> 01:14:36,465
Oh crap oh!

1431
01:14:43,462 --> 01:14:46,871
No, you guys, you didn't
have to get me anything.

1432
01:14:46,895 --> 01:14:48,062
Oh pish posh.

1433
01:14:57,719 --> 01:14:59,539
I couldn't not let you have something

1434
01:14:59,563 --> 01:15:02,599
to open on Christmas morning.

1435
01:15:02,623 --> 01:15:04,540
Thank you, thank you.

1436
01:15:05,710 --> 01:15:07,242
Dump it out already.

1437
01:15:07,266 --> 01:15:09,516
(laughing)

1438
01:15:20,439 --> 01:15:23,823
Well, it's silly, but now
you have something sweet.

1439
01:15:23,847 --> 01:15:26,886
Yeah, these will probably
last him until about midterms.

1440
01:15:26,910 --> 01:15:29,846
He's got a major oral fixation.

1441
01:15:29,870 --> 01:15:32,120
Oh, me too, what ya know.

1442
01:15:34,535 --> 01:15:38,702
We didn't know what you wanted
but we hope you like it.

1443
01:15:40,017 --> 01:15:42,550
No this is, this is perfect.

1444
01:15:42,574 --> 01:15:44,824
It's exactly what I wanted.

1445
01:15:53,750 --> 01:15:57,686
[Nathan] That was an
amazing dinner, Anya.

1446
01:15:57,710 --> 01:15:59,934
Yeah, it was a good job mom.

1447
01:15:59,958 --> 01:16:03,246
It was nothing, just weeks of planning,

1448
01:16:03,270 --> 01:16:06,622
and four hours of hard work this morning

1449
01:16:06,646 --> 01:16:08,351
and too many darn people in this house

1450
01:16:08,375 --> 01:16:11,042
to talk to, I'm losing my voice.

1451
01:16:12,771 --> 01:16:16,771
But it was all worth it,
as my mother taught me,

1452
01:16:17,664 --> 01:16:20,048
If you put enough meat in
a man's mouth, he's happy.

1453
01:16:20,072 --> 01:16:21,174
Am I right?

1454
01:16:21,198 --> 01:16:24,767
Right, that's always been my experience.

1455
01:16:24,791 --> 01:16:27,734
Why don't you go see Abby after dinner?

1456
01:16:27,758 --> 01:16:30,198
I don't want to see Abby after dinner.

1457
01:16:30,222 --> 01:16:32,006
Well, she has some lovely friends.

1458
01:16:32,030 --> 01:16:35,407
Oh, I bet should find a
nice date for Nathan here.

1459
01:16:35,431 --> 01:16:37,319
Are you staying for New Years Eve, dear.

1460
01:16:37,343 --> 01:16:40,263
I don't want her to
find a date for Nathan.

1461
01:16:40,287 --> 01:16:41,128
[Gun's Mother] Olaf.

1462
01:16:41,152 --> 01:16:42,759
Gun, calm down.

1463
01:16:42,783 --> 01:16:44,847
No, no, I need to be angry, okay.

1464
01:16:44,871 --> 01:16:46,192
I need to get my adrenaline going

1465
01:16:46,216 --> 01:16:47,951
if I'm going to be able to do this.

1466
01:16:47,975 --> 01:16:50,215
Is it because she didn't go to college?

1467
01:16:50,239 --> 01:16:52,489
No, mom, she's not sweet.

1468
01:16:55,064 --> 01:16:56,471
Not in that way.

1469
01:16:56,495 --> 01:16:59,047
Actually, she's really pretty fabulous.

1470
01:16:59,071 --> 01:17:00,999
Then what's the problem dear?

1471
01:17:01,023 --> 01:17:03,190
It's not a problem, it's.

1472
01:17:13,298 --> 01:17:14,298
I'm gay.

1473
01:17:22,327 --> 01:17:24,410
Nathan isn't my roommate.

1474
01:17:25,693 --> 01:17:27,193
He's my boyfriend.

1475
01:17:29,173 --> 01:17:30,340
He's my lover.

1476
01:17:32,133 --> 01:17:33,716
He's my everything.

1477
01:17:36,261 --> 01:17:37,344
I love you.

1478
01:17:43,785 --> 01:17:47,202
Did you guys here what I said, I'm gay.

1479
01:17:52,645 --> 01:17:56,812
I'm gay too if that wasn't
clear, it was clear, okay.

1480
01:18:52,598 --> 01:18:53,931
I told you so.

1481
01:18:55,312 --> 01:18:56,775
(laughing)

1482
01:18:56,799 --> 01:18:58,621
You owe me 100 bucks, kiddo,

1483
01:18:58,645 --> 01:19:01,986
I'm taking it out of your inheritance.

1484
01:19:02,010 --> 01:19:03,460
What are you talking about?

1485
01:19:03,484 --> 01:19:05,817
He lost the bet and I won.

1486
01:19:09,671 --> 01:19:12,228
When, when did you guys make this bet?

1487
01:19:12,252 --> 01:19:14,179
Oh, cripes, when was it, Sven?

1488
01:19:14,203 --> 01:19:16,315
Oh, I think it was your sophomore year,

1489
01:19:16,339 --> 01:19:18,923
I don't know, my memories
not so good these days.

1490
01:19:18,947 --> 01:19:21,280
I think it was about that.

1491
01:19:22,360 --> 01:19:24,712
You talked about this two years ago?

1492
01:19:24,736 --> 01:19:27,334
Oh, Lord no, sophomore
year of high school.

1493
01:19:27,358 --> 01:19:29,608
(laughing)

1494
01:19:31,131 --> 01:19:32,871
Okay, how?

1495
01:19:32,895 --> 01:19:35,161
Oh, well there was the swim team,

1496
01:19:35,185 --> 01:19:36,886
- and the drama club.
- [Gun's Mother] Yeah.

1497
01:19:36,910 --> 01:19:38,549
Oh and dating that poor Abby girl,

1498
01:19:38,573 --> 01:19:41,140
oh geez, if you ask me, she likes her

1499
01:19:41,164 --> 01:19:43,202
muffins a little too much
if you know what I'm saying.

1500
01:19:43,226 --> 01:19:44,435
[Gun] Mom.

1501
01:19:44,459 --> 01:19:46,459
Oh sweetie, it's okay.

1502
01:19:49,395 --> 01:19:50,895
Really, it's okay.

1503
01:19:52,218 --> 01:19:54,218
By telling us, you've proven what

1504
01:19:54,242 --> 01:19:57,159
kind of man you are, an honest one.

1505
01:20:02,469 --> 01:20:05,219
We'd love you no matter what son.

1506
01:20:06,320 --> 01:20:08,570
Don't you know that by now?

1507
01:20:09,405 --> 01:20:11,238
I guess I should've.

1508
01:20:13,655 --> 01:20:14,722
I love you guys.

1509
01:20:14,746 --> 01:20:15,913
We love you.

1510
01:20:17,657 --> 01:20:18,740
Always have

1511
01:20:20,763 --> 01:20:21,763
always will.

1512
01:20:23,634 --> 01:20:25,416
And if we didn't, we'd have to

1513
01:20:25,440 --> 01:20:26,919
return all those presents and I

1514
01:20:26,943 --> 01:20:29,026
didn't keep the receipts.

1515
01:20:30,536 --> 01:20:31,869
Now, as for you,

1516
01:20:36,007 --> 01:20:38,558
the top bunk, really?

1517
01:20:38,582 --> 01:20:40,249
Oh, mama, stop it.

1518
01:20:41,093 --> 01:20:43,253
A mother needs to know these things.

1519
01:20:43,277 --> 01:20:45,640
No, no, she doesn't.

1520
01:20:45,664 --> 01:20:47,933
Is it too early to start
nagging about grandkids?

1521
01:20:47,957 --> 01:20:49,453
- Yes.
- [Nathan] Yes.

1522
01:20:49,477 --> 01:20:52,380
Brett Farve Gunnunderson
has a nice ring to it.

1523
01:20:52,404 --> 01:20:56,903
- Leave the boys be, Anya.
- [Gun's Mother] Oh, fine.

1524
01:20:56,927 --> 01:20:58,421
I just remembered what I said

1525
01:20:58,445 --> 01:21:01,533
to you in the hospital
after you were born.

1526
01:21:01,557 --> 01:21:03,516
What, what did you say?

1527
01:21:03,540 --> 01:21:06,123
I said, All you need is love.

1528
01:21:08,741 --> 01:21:10,808
[Gun's Mother] Oh, cripes, is that it?

1529
01:21:10,832 --> 01:21:14,474
That's what was playing
on the radio in the room.

1530
01:21:14,498 --> 01:21:17,093
[Gun's Father] Still applies.

1531
01:21:17,117 --> 01:21:18,450
Yeah, it does.

1532
01:21:21,464 --> 01:21:23,645
Now, while we're finishing eating,

1533
01:21:23,669 --> 01:21:26,180
why don't you go put on your real clothes

1534
01:21:26,204 --> 01:21:28,089
and do something with that hair,

1535
01:21:28,113 --> 01:21:32,030
you look like a Mormon,
for crying in the sink.

1536
01:21:34,444 --> 01:21:36,444
(music)

1537
01:21:37,465 --> 01:21:40,215
Mom, dad, it's me, it's Nathan.

1538
01:21:41,283 --> 01:21:42,700
Look, I'm calling.

1539
01:21:45,115 --> 01:21:46,907
I'm calling to say thank you

1540
01:21:46,931 --> 01:21:48,172
for not kicking me out of the house

1541
01:21:48,196 --> 01:21:51,011
when you found out I was gay.

1542
01:21:51,035 --> 01:21:52,353
I do realize that that was a big

1543
01:21:52,377 --> 01:21:56,544
step for you both and I
appreciate it so thank you.

1544
01:21:58,042 --> 01:22:02,209
But just so you know, I
need to talk about my life,

1545
01:22:03,538 --> 01:22:06,578
and my boyfriend, yes, my boyfriend,

1546
01:22:06,602 --> 01:22:08,290
whenever I want because you both

1547
01:22:08,314 --> 01:22:10,731
need to know who I really am,

1548
01:22:11,962 --> 01:22:13,514
that's how families are supposed

1549
01:22:13,538 --> 01:22:17,455
to work and I don't know,
if you don't like it,

1550
01:22:22,090 --> 01:22:26,257
if you don't like it I have
another family here, okay?

1551
01:22:28,622 --> 01:22:32,205
So, call me back when
you get this message.

1552
01:22:36,848 --> 01:22:39,765
Cause I really want to talk to you.

1553
01:22:41,099 --> 01:22:43,516
So, what do you guys think?

1554
01:22:45,826 --> 01:22:47,234
Can you breathe in that?

1555
01:22:47,258 --> 01:22:49,890
It's so cute, I told you a little

1556
01:22:49,914 --> 01:22:52,682
color would do wonders for you.

1557
01:22:52,706 --> 01:22:54,206
Merry Christmas.

1558
01:22:55,272 --> 01:22:59,022
And I do love you both,
okay, no matter what.

1559
01:23:18,249 --> 01:23:22,768
[Gun's Mother] Now that's
better, don't you think?

1560
01:23:22,792 --> 01:23:25,209
Now, um, if you don't mind,

1561
01:23:26,345 --> 01:23:30,512
there's something that I've
been desperately wanting to do.

1562
01:23:32,008 --> 01:23:34,591
(upbeat music)

1563
01:23:44,298 --> 01:23:46,338
Merry Christmas.

1564
01:23:46,362 --> 01:23:47,862
Merry Christmas.

1565
01:24:12,838 --> 01:24:15,421
(upbeat music)

1566
01:24:56,987 --> 01:24:59,511
[Nathan] Mom, dad, it's me Nathan.

1567
01:24:59,535 --> 01:25:01,952
Look, I want to say thank you

1568
01:25:03,147 --> 01:25:04,764
for not kicking me out of the house

1569
01:25:04,788 --> 01:25:06,963
when you found out I was gay.

1570
01:25:06,987 --> 01:25:08,458
I do realize that that was a big

1571
01:25:08,482 --> 01:25:10,818
I got the rest of the bags dear,

1572
01:25:10,842 --> 01:25:12,943
I would want you to break a nail.

1573
01:25:12,967 --> 01:25:14,934
[Nathan] I need to talk about my life,

1574
01:25:14,958 --> 01:25:16,230
Is that Nathan?

1575
01:25:16,254 --> 01:25:17,582
- [Nathan] and my boyfriend.
- What'd he have to say?

1576
01:25:17,606 --> 01:25:20,575
If you'd be quiet for a
second I could find out.

1577
01:25:20,599 --> 01:25:21,666
Well I'm happy to see this

1578
01:25:21,690 --> 01:25:23,918
vacation has sweetened your mood.

1579
01:25:23,942 --> 01:25:26,939
[Nathan] if you don't like it

1580
01:25:26,963 --> 01:25:29,101
if you don't like it I

1581
01:25:29,125 --> 01:25:31,708
have another family right here.

1582
01:25:32,776 --> 01:25:36,193
I do love you both, okay, no matter what.

1583
01:25:41,663 --> 01:25:42,517
Well, it looks like we're going to

1584
01:25:42,541 --> 01:25:43,849
be setting a few extra places for

1585
01:25:43,873 --> 01:25:46,123
Christmas dinner next year.

1586
01:25:49,311 --> 01:25:51,894
(upbeat music)