1 00:02:07,797 --> 00:02:09,627 That's in touch, and that's full time. 2 00:02:11,629 --> 00:02:13,734 Better luck next time, buddy. 3 00:02:27,265 --> 00:02:29,509 Three cheers for the South London Stags. 4 00:02:29,543 --> 00:02:30,475 - Hip Hip... - Hooray. 5 00:02:30,510 --> 00:02:32,132 - Hip Hip. - Hooray. 6 00:02:32,167 --> 00:02:33,651 - Hip Hip. - Hooray. 7 00:02:33,685 --> 00:02:35,239 - Good game, boys. 8 00:02:43,247 --> 00:02:45,559 - Chin up, boys. 9 00:02:45,594 --> 00:02:48,045 That was a great game. 10 00:02:48,079 --> 00:02:50,012 Yeah, it was close, so I don't want you worrying 11 00:02:50,047 --> 00:02:52,256 about the score line. 12 00:02:52,290 --> 00:02:53,705 Those fat, straight old blokes, 13 00:02:53,740 --> 00:02:55,673 they've been playing a lot longer than you have. 14 00:02:55,707 --> 00:03:00,229 But, as first games go, it was really fucking great. 15 00:03:00,264 --> 00:03:03,474 You were aggressive, you supported each other, 16 00:03:03,508 --> 00:03:07,443 and you held your own against a much more experienced side. 17 00:03:07,478 --> 00:03:11,723 It's a great start to the season, and you know what? 18 00:03:13,070 --> 00:03:13,725 Come on. 19 00:03:15,175 --> 00:03:17,246 I'm fucking excited. 20 00:03:17,281 --> 00:03:20,318 Shower up, and lets go and have a few beers. 21 00:03:25,151 --> 00:03:26,600 - Think he's paying? 22 00:03:51,315 --> 00:03:53,075 - Eating for two, babe? 23 00:03:53,110 --> 00:03:54,145 - I don't want to become a skinny bitch 24 00:03:54,180 --> 00:03:55,698 like one of this lot. 25 00:03:55,733 --> 00:03:56,630 Carbs! 26 00:03:58,218 --> 00:04:00,634 - Ladies and Gentlemen. 27 00:04:00,669 --> 00:04:02,360 I'm going to jump straight in and say a big thank you 28 00:04:02,395 --> 00:04:05,881 to our hosts, the Rochester boys, for the Rugby lesson, 29 00:04:05,915 --> 00:04:07,365 and most generous hospitality. 30 00:04:07,400 --> 00:04:08,884 It's much appreciated. 31 00:04:12,681 --> 00:04:15,304 I promise we'll return the favor at our place, 32 00:04:15,339 --> 00:04:17,686 on both fronts, when the time comes. 33 00:04:17,720 --> 00:04:20,654 Now, for man of the match, it was an easy choice 34 00:04:20,689 --> 00:04:22,863 to set the tone for this season. 35 00:04:22,898 --> 00:04:25,211 This man put in an incredibly tenacious 36 00:04:25,245 --> 00:04:26,419 and creative performance, 37 00:04:26,453 --> 00:04:28,628 and he might even have won it for us at the end there, 38 00:04:28,662 --> 00:04:30,388 if he just looked inside. 39 00:04:30,423 --> 00:04:31,907 No, but really, really great work, 40 00:04:31,941 --> 00:04:32,632 and I can see that you're going to be 41 00:04:32,666 --> 00:04:35,359 a big asset for us this season. 42 00:04:35,393 --> 00:04:37,844 So, well done, Mark Newton. 43 00:04:44,920 --> 00:04:47,750 And my first Dick Of The Day award goes to the only man 44 00:04:47,785 --> 00:04:50,891 I've ever known to tackle one of his own players. 45 00:04:50,926 --> 00:04:52,686 Fuck. 46 00:04:52,721 --> 00:04:53,687 - Mr. Pink. 47 00:04:55,517 --> 00:04:57,105 I hit my head 48 00:04:59,693 --> 00:05:03,870 - He is a stag lad, he is a stag lad, 49 00:05:03,904 --> 00:05:08,185 he shouts it proudly, night and day, hey, hey. 50 00:05:08,219 --> 00:05:12,465 He's never lonely when we are with him, 51 00:05:12,499 --> 00:05:17,366 and he knows how to put a pint away, pint away, pint away, 52 00:05:17,401 --> 00:05:20,818 pint away, pint away, pint away, pint away. 53 00:05:56,543 --> 00:06:00,685 - You didn't get any pictures today? Mark. 54 00:06:01,583 --> 00:06:03,619 - Oh, yeah, no, I wasn't really in the mood after the game, 55 00:06:03,654 --> 00:06:04,724 to be honest. 56 00:06:04,758 --> 00:06:08,003 - Shame. That ref would have made a nice picture. 57 00:06:08,037 --> 00:06:10,350 - Oh, he was hot. 58 00:06:13,353 --> 00:06:16,770 - Shall I book us tickets for tomorrow? 59 00:06:16,805 --> 00:06:19,221 What do you fancy seeing? 60 00:06:19,256 --> 00:06:21,016 - Tomorrow? - Yeah. 61 00:06:21,050 --> 00:06:22,673 - Look, I can't. Ricky's coming over. 62 00:06:22,707 --> 00:06:24,675 - Cumming? It's been a while, hasn't it? 63 00:06:24,709 --> 00:06:26,987 Hasn't it healed over by now? Isn't there cobwebs? 64 00:06:27,022 --> 00:06:29,404 - Yeah, and spiders. I bet there's spiders in there and all. 65 00:06:35,306 --> 00:06:36,825 - I don't know about you, 66 00:06:36,859 --> 00:06:38,861 but I would kill my firstborn for a mojito. 67 00:06:38,896 --> 00:06:40,069 - Firstborn what? 68 00:06:40,104 --> 00:06:44,764 - Cocktails at the clubhouse. You'll be lucky. 69 00:06:44,798 --> 00:06:45,765 - Ugh 70 00:06:45,799 --> 00:06:48,595 - Yeah, I'll buy you a pint. 71 00:07:00,918 --> 00:07:03,265 Look, I agreed to your little project 72 00:07:03,300 --> 00:07:05,612 to train up new players to eventually join 73 00:07:05,647 --> 00:07:08,339 and benefit the A squad, 74 00:07:08,374 --> 00:07:10,824 not to burn through our limited funds 75 00:07:10,859 --> 00:07:13,068 with a whole other separate team, 76 00:07:13,102 --> 00:07:15,035 and carting them off- - Yeah, but just recruiting 77 00:07:15,070 --> 00:07:17,693 experienced players isn't going to put us on the map. 78 00:07:17,728 --> 00:07:20,006 - We're already on the map. 79 00:07:20,040 --> 00:07:22,871 The A's win almost all their games. 80 00:07:25,529 --> 00:07:30,499 For years, we fought tooth and nail to get the recognition 81 00:07:30,534 --> 00:07:34,400 and respect that we now have as a serious club, 82 00:07:34,434 --> 00:07:36,056 not some novelty act. 83 00:07:37,334 --> 00:07:38,335 I won't go back to that. 84 00:07:38,369 --> 00:07:41,027 - And having a B team that loses a few games 85 00:07:41,061 --> 00:07:42,408 isn't going to change anything. 86 00:07:42,442 --> 00:07:44,755 They just need a bit of time. 87 00:07:45,687 --> 00:07:48,793 It was their first game of the season. 88 00:07:50,519 --> 00:07:51,693 Please, Barry. 89 00:07:55,352 --> 00:07:58,631 - Just be sure that you're not letting your pride 90 00:07:58,665 --> 00:08:01,289 drag our name through the dirt. 91 00:08:08,813 --> 00:08:11,471 - Cunts. Like they own the place. 92 00:08:11,506 --> 00:08:13,749 - Deep breaths, Pinky. 93 00:08:13,784 --> 00:08:17,374 - I'm from the As. Watch us wave our big dicks about. 94 00:08:17,408 --> 00:08:19,099 - Trust me, I've seen a few of them, 95 00:08:19,134 --> 00:08:21,757 and they're not all worth writing home about. 96 00:08:21,792 --> 00:08:23,000 - They're not all cunts, you know. 97 00:08:23,034 --> 00:08:27,453 - Oh yeah? Is that why you dropped down to play with us? 98 00:08:27,487 --> 00:08:28,937 - See, now there we go. 99 00:08:28,971 --> 00:08:31,388 - Cheers, boys. 100 00:08:31,422 --> 00:08:32,630 - So, they won then? 101 00:08:32,665 --> 00:08:33,528 - Of course they did. 102 00:08:33,562 --> 00:08:36,013 You can smell the smugness in the air. 103 00:08:36,047 --> 00:08:37,946 - Do they even like each other? 104 00:08:37,980 --> 00:08:39,706 No. Not really. 105 00:08:39,741 --> 00:08:40,707 - What's the fucking point, then? 106 00:08:40,742 --> 00:08:42,916 - It's just a different mentality, isn't it? 107 00:08:42,951 --> 00:08:46,126 That's why they keep winning, I guess. 108 00:09:04,006 --> 00:09:05,801 - You are such a size queen. 109 00:09:05,836 --> 00:09:07,665 - She doesn't even care who it's attached to, 110 00:09:07,700 --> 00:09:09,115 as it needs a whole tub of lube to fit 111 00:09:09,149 --> 00:09:11,186 into that tight little arse of hers. 112 00:09:11,220 --> 00:09:13,671 - Honey, at least I have an arse, okay? 113 00:09:13,706 --> 00:09:15,604 I don't even know what you call that mound of sand 114 00:09:15,639 --> 00:09:17,088 hanging off your back. 115 00:09:18,918 --> 00:09:20,782 Now, you see that guy? 116 00:09:21,748 --> 00:09:22,887 - What, the muscle daddy? 117 00:09:23,888 --> 00:09:25,752 Saw him at the urinals earlier. 118 00:09:25,787 --> 00:09:28,721 I checked out the goods. The homework is done. 119 00:09:28,755 --> 00:09:31,206 Now, I just have to hand in my assignment, 120 00:09:31,240 --> 00:09:33,519 if you know what I mean. 121 00:09:33,553 --> 00:09:35,624 - I'm glad to see all those years in English school paid up, 122 00:09:35,659 --> 00:09:36,660 I really am. 123 00:09:38,040 --> 00:09:40,180 - Watch it, mate. - Sorry. 124 00:09:41,734 --> 00:09:43,977 - Henry, Henry. 125 00:09:46,221 --> 00:09:47,084 with me, alright? 126 00:09:51,053 --> 00:09:52,469 Jesus. 127 00:09:53,504 --> 00:09:54,194 Henry, how much have you had? 128 00:09:55,092 --> 00:09:55,920 I, er... 129 00:09:58,509 --> 00:09:59,786 Shall I get you some water, or something? 130 00:09:59,821 --> 00:10:03,894 - No, just leave. Please, go. Go. 131 00:10:54,634 --> 00:10:56,878 - You're Mark Newton, right? 132 00:10:56,912 --> 00:10:59,156 - Yeah, that's right. 133 00:10:59,190 --> 00:11:01,745 - I've heard a lot of good things about you. 134 00:11:01,779 --> 00:11:02,746 - Who from? 135 00:11:03,781 --> 00:11:06,888 - Man of the match today. Not bad. 136 00:11:06,922 --> 00:11:08,096 - That? 137 00:11:08,130 --> 00:11:10,857 - No, well done. I'm Warren. 138 00:11:12,549 --> 00:11:14,274 - Are you in the A squad? 139 00:11:14,309 --> 00:11:15,828 I mean, I saw you at the clubhouse earlier, 140 00:11:15,862 --> 00:11:17,657 but I've not seen you round before. 141 00:11:17,692 --> 00:11:19,107 - Yeah, I've been out for a while with an injury. 142 00:11:19,141 --> 00:11:23,180 Fucked my leg, but I'm back and fit to play again now. 143 00:11:23,214 --> 00:11:24,284 - Clearly. 144 00:11:28,219 --> 00:11:30,083 - Do you want a drink? 145 00:11:31,326 --> 00:11:32,189 - Sure. 146 00:11:43,925 --> 00:11:46,652 - Two shots of tequila. 147 00:11:47,722 --> 00:11:49,620 You serious? 148 00:11:49,655 --> 00:11:51,173 - Puts hairs on your chest. 149 00:11:51,208 --> 00:11:53,762 - Oh, is that something I want, is it? 150 00:11:53,797 --> 00:11:54,936 - You tell me. 151 00:12:38,393 --> 00:12:41,810 - I didn't realize you lot spoke to us lowly mortals. 152 00:12:41,845 --> 00:12:43,812 - We make exceptions for certain people. 153 00:12:43,847 --> 00:12:46,884 - Is that right? I'm honored. 154 00:12:46,919 --> 00:12:48,610 - As you should be. 155 00:12:48,645 --> 00:12:49,611 Yeah? 156 00:12:52,096 --> 00:12:55,030 Well, you certainly live up to the stereotype. 157 00:12:55,065 --> 00:12:57,239 - Devilishly handsome? 158 00:12:57,274 --> 00:12:59,069 - Full of yourselves. 159 00:13:01,658 --> 00:13:02,590 - I'm hurt. 160 00:13:03,763 --> 00:13:07,664 - Really? I didn't realize you As bruised so easily. 161 00:13:07,698 --> 00:13:10,736 That must make things a bit impractical, no? 162 00:13:10,770 --> 00:13:13,186 - Do you even get bruised in the B team? 163 00:13:13,221 --> 00:13:17,156 Doesn't that involve taking some hits first? 164 00:13:17,190 --> 00:13:20,642 - You're a piece of work, you know that? 165 00:13:30,445 --> 00:13:32,965 Enjoy the rest of your night. 166 00:13:41,042 --> 00:13:41,974 Henry? 167 00:14:56,531 --> 00:14:57,808 - Fuck. 168 00:15:17,794 --> 00:15:19,727 - Everything all right? 169 00:15:22,039 --> 00:15:24,524 - You shouldn't have brought me here. 170 00:15:24,559 --> 00:15:25,733 - Excuse me? 171 00:15:27,424 --> 00:15:29,529 - Where's my wallet? 172 00:15:29,564 --> 00:15:32,049 - Why are you in such a rush? 173 00:15:33,223 --> 00:15:34,086 Hey. 174 00:15:35,225 --> 00:15:36,778 - Bye. 175 00:15:36,813 --> 00:15:38,055 - Oh, wow. 176 00:15:38,090 --> 00:15:40,886 You really are living up to the A-Squad-A-hole stereotype, 177 00:15:40,920 --> 00:15:41,956 aren't you? 178 00:15:43,233 --> 00:15:45,097 - I have a boyfriend. 179 00:15:47,133 --> 00:15:48,894 - Well that might have been useful information last night, 180 00:15:48,928 --> 00:15:49,895 don't you think? 181 00:15:49,929 --> 00:15:51,241 - You never asked. 182 00:15:51,275 --> 00:15:52,932 - When was I supposed to do that? 183 00:15:52,967 --> 00:15:54,831 Before or after you cornered me in a toilet 184 00:15:54,865 --> 00:15:55,970 and stuck your tongue down my throat? 185 00:15:56,004 --> 00:15:57,419 - He's a Stag. 186 00:16:00,526 --> 00:16:01,389 - Who? 187 00:16:01,423 --> 00:16:03,011 - John Penrose. He's in my team- 188 00:16:03,046 --> 00:16:04,116 - Yeah, I know who he is. 189 00:16:04,150 --> 00:16:06,014 - Yeah, well he can't find out about this, 190 00:16:06,049 --> 00:16:07,533 so don't fucking tell him or anyone, you hear me? 191 00:16:07,567 --> 00:16:09,915 - Relax, Jesus, I won't. 192 00:16:09,949 --> 00:16:11,364 - I'm serious. 193 00:16:11,399 --> 00:16:13,332 - Yeah, I can see that. 194 00:16:15,230 --> 00:16:16,059 - Look, I don't mean to be- 195 00:16:16,093 --> 00:16:18,268 - Just go, all right? 196 00:16:20,166 --> 00:16:20,995 Go on. 197 00:17:38,072 --> 00:17:39,245 - Hey. 198 00:17:39,280 --> 00:17:40,143 - Hey. 199 00:17:42,697 --> 00:17:44,526 You eaten? 200 00:17:44,561 --> 00:17:45,700 - No, not really. 201 00:17:45,734 --> 00:17:47,426 - You look rough. 202 00:17:47,460 --> 00:17:50,084 - Thank you. I went out last night. 203 00:17:50,118 --> 00:17:52,638 - With your pretend rugby team? 204 00:17:53,673 --> 00:17:55,330 - And how was your flight? 205 00:17:55,365 --> 00:17:56,607 - Did you bring one of them home? 206 00:17:56,642 --> 00:17:57,574 - Richard, do we really going to do this right now? 207 00:17:57,608 --> 00:17:58,471 You've literally just walked in the door. 208 00:17:58,506 --> 00:18:00,232 - Well, you're going to love 209 00:18:00,266 --> 00:18:02,130 what I've got to say next. 210 00:18:02,165 --> 00:18:03,994 I've got to go away again in two days. 211 00:18:04,029 --> 00:18:04,961 - You serious? 212 00:18:04,995 --> 00:18:06,238 - For a month. - A month? 213 00:18:06,272 --> 00:18:07,135 Are you joking? 214 00:18:07,170 --> 00:18:10,414 - Flight's booked on Tuesday. 215 00:18:12,071 --> 00:18:12,934 I'm sorry. 216 00:19:36,362 --> 00:19:39,193 - Hey, where did you end up Saturday night? 217 00:19:39,227 --> 00:19:40,159 You disappeared. 218 00:19:40,194 --> 00:19:43,197 - Just home. I tried looking for you, but- 219 00:19:43,231 --> 00:19:45,647 - It's fine. I was just a bit smashed. 220 00:19:45,682 --> 00:19:48,374 - I'll say. That's one word for it. 221 00:19:48,409 --> 00:19:50,031 What was his name again? 222 00:19:50,066 --> 00:19:50,928 - What's this? 223 00:19:50,963 --> 00:19:51,826 - You've got to hear this. 224 00:19:51,860 --> 00:19:53,690 - No, he doesn't, actually. 225 00:19:53,724 --> 00:19:54,656 - So this one was stumbling about, 226 00:19:54,691 --> 00:19:57,176 saying he was leaving, but before he goes, 227 00:19:57,211 --> 00:20:00,076 he runs into the guy that Neil's been making out with 228 00:20:00,110 --> 00:20:01,111 all night. 229 00:20:01,146 --> 00:20:02,423 - Oh Henry, no. 230 00:20:02,457 --> 00:20:04,563 - Yeah. Sloppy seconds. 231 00:20:12,191 --> 00:20:15,160 - Gareth really pisses me off. 232 00:20:15,194 --> 00:20:18,853 - That's just him. Nobody actually cares. 233 00:20:18,887 --> 00:20:19,716 - I do. 234 00:20:21,683 --> 00:20:22,581 - Okay. 235 00:20:25,722 --> 00:20:27,586 Was this guy really that bad? 236 00:20:27,620 --> 00:20:32,280 - No, mate. Worse. It was not my finest moment. 237 00:21:03,518 --> 00:21:06,245 - Jog back, jog back. 238 00:21:26,817 --> 00:21:28,233 - Right, excellent. 239 00:21:28,267 --> 00:21:29,682 Keep it low, guys. 240 00:21:31,960 --> 00:21:33,548 Good, smash, good. 241 00:21:35,861 --> 00:21:38,864 That's it, good hit. That's it. Well done. Good. 242 00:21:38,898 --> 00:21:40,831 Hit! Good hit. Good hit. 243 00:21:42,212 --> 00:21:45,595 Try and keep driving through all the way. 244 00:21:47,252 --> 00:21:49,392 Good, excellent. Good hit. 245 00:21:50,462 --> 00:21:52,498 Okay, it's your mother in law. Give her a hit. 246 00:21:52,533 --> 00:21:54,500 Good, good. That's it. 247 00:21:54,535 --> 00:21:58,711 - A squad, over with me, far pitch, please. 248 00:22:55,423 --> 00:22:56,286 - Rich? 249 00:24:48,018 --> 00:24:48,881 - Hey. 250 00:24:51,746 --> 00:24:53,783 - I can stand here and smile at you all night, if you like. 251 00:24:53,817 --> 00:24:55,371 - Sorry, come in. 252 00:25:02,619 --> 00:25:03,793 - Wow. 253 00:25:06,520 --> 00:25:08,107 That's really something. 254 00:25:08,142 --> 00:25:10,869 - Yeah. Yeah, it never gets old. 255 00:25:11,904 --> 00:25:14,700 - How can you afford this place? 256 00:25:14,735 --> 00:25:19,464 - Well, actually, it's my partner Richard's. 257 00:25:19,498 --> 00:25:21,845 What? You never asked either. 258 00:25:26,091 --> 00:25:29,128 - You know, I think I can see my place from here. 259 00:25:29,163 --> 00:25:33,409 All the way down there, with the other little people. 260 00:25:33,443 --> 00:25:35,480 - Do you want a drink? 261 00:25:35,514 --> 00:25:39,415 - Actually. An attempt to redeem myself. 262 00:25:40,830 --> 00:25:42,521 Sorry about Sunday. 263 00:25:43,729 --> 00:25:47,975 - Thanks. I wasn't really expecting you to message me. 264 00:25:48,941 --> 00:25:53,187 - I felt bad about not doing it before. 265 00:25:53,221 --> 00:25:57,191 I didn't really like how things were left. 266 00:25:57,225 --> 00:26:00,884 - I have been thinking about you, I suppose. 267 00:26:00,919 --> 00:26:01,782 - Really? 268 00:26:03,577 --> 00:26:06,649 I've barely thought about you at all. 269 00:26:09,237 --> 00:26:12,448 So, how long have you been together? 270 00:26:12,482 --> 00:26:13,932 - About 4 years. 271 00:26:13,966 --> 00:26:16,831 - Okay. But you guys are open? 272 00:26:16,866 --> 00:26:18,730 - Yeah, obviously. 273 00:26:18,764 --> 00:26:20,870 - I don't think John would ever agree to that. 274 00:26:20,904 --> 00:26:23,182 - So, you just do it behind his back instead? 275 00:26:23,217 --> 00:26:27,048 - Hey. That's never happened before. I mean it. 276 00:26:27,083 --> 00:26:29,050 - Okay, all right. No need to get defensive. 277 00:26:29,085 --> 00:26:29,948 - I'm not. 278 00:26:31,915 --> 00:26:32,744 I'm really not. 279 00:26:32,778 --> 00:26:34,849 - Okay. I'm only teasing. 280 00:26:39,820 --> 00:26:43,479 - So, do you have rules or something, then? 281 00:26:44,652 --> 00:26:48,484 - Actually, yeah. But they're all Richard's ones. 282 00:26:48,518 --> 00:26:50,796 - What? No sleeping with rugby players? 283 00:26:51,935 --> 00:26:54,110 - Surprisingly, that's actually not one of them. 284 00:26:54,144 --> 00:26:55,629 Although that is the only reason he thinks 285 00:26:55,663 --> 00:26:57,182 I joined the Stags. 286 00:26:57,216 --> 00:26:58,735 - Well, is it? 287 00:26:58,770 --> 00:26:59,633 - No. 288 00:27:01,048 --> 00:27:04,500 - So, why did you, then? Did you play at school? 289 00:27:04,534 --> 00:27:07,848 - I bet you were very good at school. 290 00:27:07,882 --> 00:27:09,677 You were, weren't you? 291 00:27:09,712 --> 00:27:11,576 Typical A team player. 292 00:27:12,956 --> 00:27:14,648 - You guys really don't like us, do you? 293 00:27:14,682 --> 00:27:17,133 - Well you don't really help yourselves. 294 00:27:17,167 --> 00:27:21,068 Speaking of which, I saw you and John at training. 295 00:27:21,102 --> 00:27:23,035 - Oh. The happy couple? 296 00:27:23,967 --> 00:27:25,106 - You tell me. 297 00:27:27,074 --> 00:27:28,731 - So, what were those rules again? 298 00:27:28,765 --> 00:27:31,250 Of your open relationship. 299 00:27:31,285 --> 00:27:32,148 - Okay. 300 00:27:35,772 --> 00:27:37,912 So, no one we know. 301 00:27:37,947 --> 00:27:42,227 I have to tell Rich about anyone that I sleep with. 302 00:27:43,228 --> 00:27:44,781 - and, um 303 00:27:46,576 --> 00:27:47,715 - And? 304 00:27:50,338 --> 00:27:52,996 - And no repeat visits. 305 00:27:53,031 --> 00:27:54,101 - Is that so? 306 00:27:56,206 --> 00:28:00,935 So, I'm guessing Richard knows I'm coming round tonight? 307 00:28:02,212 --> 00:28:03,766 - Not exactly, no. 308 00:28:05,250 --> 00:28:08,253 - But he knows about Saturday night? 309 00:28:14,604 --> 00:28:17,642 Breaking all the rules. We're doing so well, aren't we? 310 00:28:17,676 --> 00:28:18,539 - Shut up. 311 00:28:20,230 --> 00:28:21,162 - So, I guess you could say 312 00:28:21,197 --> 00:28:24,890 that we're not the perfect couple either. 313 00:28:24,925 --> 00:28:26,651 - Well, if I were him I'd kick your arse 314 00:28:26,685 --> 00:28:27,755 out of this fancy place. 315 00:28:27,790 --> 00:28:30,620 - It's a good thing you're not him, then, isn't it? 316 00:28:30,655 --> 00:28:34,313 - Yeah, you wouldn't want to get involved. I'm awful. 317 00:28:34,348 --> 00:28:35,176 - Oh yeah? 318 00:28:37,006 --> 00:28:39,180 - Yeah, definitely not. 319 00:28:39,215 --> 00:28:41,217 - I should just stay clear. 320 00:28:41,251 --> 00:28:43,115 - Probably best. 321 00:28:43,150 --> 00:28:44,082 - Probably. 322 00:29:19,980 --> 00:29:22,361 - You're going to be trouble. 323 00:29:23,708 --> 00:29:25,710 - Drive through. Drive it up. 324 00:29:25,744 --> 00:29:27,056 Keep your back straight, guys. 325 00:29:27,090 --> 00:29:30,231 - Ready, ready, ready, go. 326 00:29:37,411 --> 00:29:39,240 - Ready, ready, ready. 327 00:29:39,275 --> 00:29:40,897 - Good, remember, enter the tackle 328 00:29:40,932 --> 00:29:43,728 with your leading leg, so you control the contact. 329 00:29:43,762 --> 00:29:44,591 Okay? 330 00:29:44,625 --> 00:29:46,800 - Ready, ready, ready, go. 331 00:29:46,834 --> 00:29:48,905 - That's it. 332 00:29:48,940 --> 00:29:50,320 - Good, good, good, good, well done. 333 00:29:50,355 --> 00:29:53,151 - Ready, ready, ready, up! 334 00:29:54,946 --> 00:29:56,188 - Easy, Pinky. 335 00:29:56,223 --> 00:29:57,914 - All right, China doll. 336 00:29:57,949 --> 00:30:01,262 - Ready, ready, ready, go. 337 00:30:01,297 --> 00:30:03,092 Ready, ready, ready, go. 338 00:30:03,126 --> 00:30:04,749 - A squad. 339 00:30:11,963 --> 00:30:13,136 - I'm not going to lie, Pinky. 340 00:30:13,171 --> 00:30:15,104 Watching Gareth bitch and moan when you took him down, 341 00:30:15,138 --> 00:30:17,693 it made me feel all kinds of warm inside. 342 00:30:17,727 --> 00:30:19,798 - It was good, wasn't it? 343 00:30:20,903 --> 00:30:22,042 - Get off. 344 00:30:22,076 --> 00:30:23,388 - All right, man. Calm down. 345 00:30:23,422 --> 00:30:24,734 - Hello, John. 346 00:30:25,908 --> 00:30:27,288 Warren, you're back? 347 00:30:27,323 --> 00:30:28,289 - Yeah. 348 00:30:28,324 --> 00:30:29,774 I've been given the all clear to play again. 349 00:30:29,808 --> 00:30:31,327 - So he says, anyway. 350 00:30:31,361 --> 00:30:33,225 - Oh, John, these are my teammates. 351 00:30:33,260 --> 00:30:34,779 This is Pinky and Mark. 352 00:30:34,813 --> 00:30:39,128 - Pinky, Mark? I'm John, this is Warren, my partner. 353 00:30:39,162 --> 00:30:42,476 - Nice to meet you, Mark. Pinky. 354 00:30:42,510 --> 00:30:44,305 - Warren and I are talking about going for some food, 355 00:30:44,340 --> 00:30:45,755 you guys want to join? 356 00:30:45,790 --> 00:30:46,618 - I'd love to. 357 00:30:46,653 --> 00:30:47,757 - Oh, I've got to head off. 358 00:30:47,792 --> 00:30:49,414 Got work to do before bed. 359 00:30:49,448 --> 00:30:51,278 - Yeah, no, I should probably head off too, actually. 360 00:30:51,312 --> 00:30:53,107 - Oh, come on, Mark. 361 00:30:53,142 --> 00:30:55,144 He was just moaning that he was starving. 362 00:30:55,178 --> 00:30:56,766 Where were you thinking? 363 00:30:56,801 --> 00:30:58,941 - Somewhere local. 364 00:30:58,975 --> 00:31:00,425 - Somewhere local? 365 00:31:02,392 --> 00:31:04,153 - Yeah, sure. Let's. 366 00:31:05,050 --> 00:31:05,913 Yeah 367 00:31:07,259 --> 00:31:10,193 - I know somewhere lovely. 368 00:31:12,057 --> 00:31:14,266 - It was the way she came down and leered at us 369 00:31:14,301 --> 00:31:16,372 as we came off the pitch. 370 00:31:17,856 --> 00:31:19,893 - No, but at least we had supporters, though. 371 00:31:19,927 --> 00:31:21,135 - True. 372 00:31:21,170 --> 00:31:23,103 - God, I miss being a student. 373 00:31:23,137 --> 00:31:25,899 - Well, you still drink like you are. 374 00:31:25,933 --> 00:31:27,245 Don't you want to settle down, 375 00:31:27,279 --> 00:31:29,385 and have a nice man and a dog someday? 376 00:31:29,419 --> 00:31:32,008 - What, and end up like this one? 377 00:31:32,043 --> 00:31:33,769 - Henry. - Oh fuck, I'm sorry. 378 00:31:33,803 --> 00:31:36,012 All chained up and unhappy. 379 00:31:37,876 --> 00:31:41,500 No, no, there is still far too much exploring to do. 380 00:31:41,535 --> 00:31:43,502 - Okay, Columbus. I think that's enough, mate. 381 00:31:43,537 --> 00:31:44,745 - What the fuck? 382 00:31:44,780 --> 00:31:45,953 - It's true, man. 383 00:31:45,988 --> 00:31:48,404 Your teeth have reached a delightful shade of Merlot. 384 00:31:48,438 --> 00:31:51,752 - Who the fuck are you? The fucking tooth fairy? 385 00:31:54,134 --> 00:31:55,825 - Well, it's a pleasure to meet you, Mark. 386 00:31:55,860 --> 00:31:58,276 It'd be nice to meet Richard sometime. 387 00:31:58,310 --> 00:32:01,866 - Now, speaking of the tooth fairy. 388 00:32:01,900 --> 00:32:03,074 You never see him. 389 00:32:03,108 --> 00:32:05,766 But there's always money under the pillow. 390 00:32:05,801 --> 00:32:07,009 - Okay, bill please? 391 00:32:07,043 --> 00:32:08,113 - Come on, come on. 392 00:32:08,148 --> 00:32:11,116 Look, look, he doesn't come to any of his games. 393 00:32:11,151 --> 00:32:13,291 None of them, but it's fine, because, 394 00:32:13,325 --> 00:32:15,258 "We're in a long distance relationship." 395 00:32:15,293 --> 00:32:16,984 - Henry, that's enough. That's enough. 396 00:32:17,019 --> 00:32:17,882 - Okay. 397 00:32:20,160 --> 00:32:21,955 He gets by with the occasional fuck on the side 398 00:32:21,989 --> 00:32:23,404 to keep him going- - Enough. 399 00:32:23,439 --> 00:32:24,302 Leave it. 400 00:32:25,544 --> 00:32:28,409 - Henry, never change, man. 401 00:32:36,486 --> 00:32:39,144 - Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. You all right? 402 00:32:39,179 --> 00:32:40,076 - Yeah. - Stand up. 403 00:32:40,111 --> 00:32:41,353 Come on. Right. 404 00:32:44,943 --> 00:32:46,427 - all right? 405 00:32:46,462 --> 00:32:48,395 - God, I wanted to die. 406 00:32:49,361 --> 00:32:53,055 - Really? I thought it was hot. 407 00:32:53,089 --> 00:32:57,542 - What is wrong with you? What about that was hot? 408 00:32:57,576 --> 00:32:59,130 - Henry has a lot to say for himself, doesn't he? 409 00:32:59,164 --> 00:33:00,338 - What were you thinking, 410 00:33:00,372 --> 00:33:02,581 inviting me out to dinner with your fucking boyfriend? 411 00:33:02,616 --> 00:33:04,549 - It's just another Stag, and one of Henry's friends. 412 00:33:04,583 --> 00:33:07,000 - I don't care. I don't care. 413 00:33:07,034 --> 00:33:09,830 Christ, I was bursting out of my skin. 414 00:33:09,865 --> 00:33:14,352 - I was bursting out of my pants. I still fucking am. 415 00:33:14,386 --> 00:33:15,905 - You're unbelievable. 416 00:33:15,940 --> 00:33:17,182 - Guys, man. 417 00:33:17,217 --> 00:33:19,150 Are you both going to leave me here with this human puddle? 418 00:33:19,184 --> 00:33:21,290 - Yeah, I'll order a taxi now. 419 00:33:21,324 --> 00:33:22,187 - Taxi. 420 00:33:23,154 --> 00:33:24,880 - What are you doing this week? 421 00:33:24,914 --> 00:33:26,088 I want to take you out. 422 00:33:26,122 --> 00:33:27,606 - Guys. 423 00:33:27,641 --> 00:33:30,506 - I'm doing it. Are you fucking serious? 424 00:33:30,540 --> 00:33:31,887 - Taxi. 425 00:33:34,165 --> 00:33:35,407 - Is that a yes? 426 00:33:35,442 --> 00:33:38,514 - Yes, all right. Just shut up, Okay? 427 00:33:44,485 --> 00:33:45,624 - God. 428 00:33:48,041 --> 00:33:50,491 Cried my eyes out during that. 429 00:33:50,526 --> 00:33:53,356 - You're joking. It was so boring. 430 00:33:54,702 --> 00:33:55,703 I'm choosing the next one. 431 00:33:55,738 --> 00:33:58,051 - How could you not cry when his mother died? 432 00:33:58,085 --> 00:33:59,155 - I don't know. 433 00:33:59,190 --> 00:34:01,502 Maybe because I'm not tired and over-emotional? 434 00:34:06,645 --> 00:34:08,509 - Who's that? 435 00:34:08,544 --> 00:34:10,304 - It's nothing. 436 00:34:10,339 --> 00:34:11,167 - Richard? 437 00:34:11,202 --> 00:34:12,203 - What? 438 00:34:12,237 --> 00:34:13,998 - Richard. 439 00:34:14,032 --> 00:34:16,276 - Er, No. Um- 440 00:34:16,310 --> 00:34:18,243 Look, I'm sorry, I've got to go. 441 00:34:18,278 --> 00:34:19,106 - What? 442 00:34:19,141 --> 00:34:20,176 - It's work. Something's come up. 443 00:34:20,211 --> 00:34:22,385 I've got to go deal with it. 444 00:34:22,420 --> 00:34:23,352 - Oh, okay. 445 00:34:25,941 --> 00:34:28,184 Right, Well, I guess I'll see you at training. 446 00:34:28,219 --> 00:34:30,290 - Yeah, yeah, definitely. 447 00:35:00,147 --> 00:35:01,390 - You are late. 448 00:35:04,117 --> 00:35:05,566 - You are early. 449 00:35:06,774 --> 00:35:07,983 - Come on. 450 00:35:16,681 --> 00:35:21,444 - You know, I haven't been to the fair since I was a kid. 451 00:35:24,516 --> 00:35:25,379 - Yes. 452 00:35:26,277 --> 00:35:29,349 - No, I'm not going on that. 453 00:35:30,246 --> 00:35:32,386 No, I'm not going on that. 454 00:35:32,421 --> 00:35:33,974 - Live a little. It'll be fun. 455 00:35:34,009 --> 00:35:34,664 - No. 456 00:35:34,699 --> 00:35:35,665 Hey! 457 00:35:35,700 --> 00:35:37,460 No, wait, Warren, I... 458 00:37:37,649 --> 00:37:39,686 - Let's go back to yours. 459 00:37:53,596 --> 00:37:54,459 - Okay? 460 00:37:55,943 --> 00:37:56,806 - Yeah. 461 00:38:02,467 --> 00:38:05,229 - Are you staying over? 462 00:38:05,263 --> 00:38:08,266 - I can't. Sorry. 463 00:38:09,302 --> 00:38:11,649 - No it's fine. I understand. 464 00:38:21,624 --> 00:38:23,695 Why do you stay with him? 465 00:38:24,696 --> 00:38:26,388 - I could ask you the same thing. 466 00:38:26,422 --> 00:38:28,355 - Yeah, I know, I know. 467 00:38:29,770 --> 00:38:30,633 But like, 468 00:38:32,532 --> 00:38:33,774 - But like, why do you stay together 469 00:38:33,809 --> 00:38:36,881 when you know things aren't right? 470 00:38:36,915 --> 00:38:40,816 - Is this about you and Richard or me and John? 471 00:38:42,990 --> 00:38:44,923 - A bit of both, maybe? 472 00:38:46,718 --> 00:38:48,686 - Do we have to talk about this? 473 00:38:48,720 --> 00:38:51,275 - No, no, of course not. 474 00:38:51,309 --> 00:38:53,449 Forget I said anything. 475 00:38:56,832 --> 00:39:00,870 - Okay. Five years ago- - Oh god, I'm getting 476 00:39:00,905 --> 00:39:02,872 the full story aren't I? 477 00:39:02,907 --> 00:39:03,735 - Shh! 478 00:39:04,943 --> 00:39:06,428 - Five years ago- - Look I take it back, 479 00:39:06,462 --> 00:39:07,360 I take it back. 480 00:39:07,394 --> 00:39:08,775 I wish I'd never asked, just spare me. 481 00:39:08,809 --> 00:39:09,707 - Listen. 482 00:39:12,675 --> 00:39:14,574 I was in a bit of a bad place. 483 00:39:14,608 --> 00:39:15,989 - Oh What? Croydon? 484 00:39:17,715 --> 00:39:18,578 Sorry. 485 00:39:21,512 --> 00:39:23,376 - John was good to me. 486 00:39:24,273 --> 00:39:26,758 He introduced me to the Stags, got me back into rugby. 487 00:39:26,793 --> 00:39:29,382 - Spare me the white knight cliche. 488 00:39:29,416 --> 00:39:31,453 - I'm sorry, Mr. "I live in my boyfriend's 489 00:39:31,487 --> 00:39:34,490 expensive penthouse." - Oi. 490 00:39:34,525 --> 00:39:38,460 - I'm just saying I think it's a bit different. 491 00:39:42,912 --> 00:39:43,775 - A bit? 492 00:39:44,638 --> 00:39:48,332 - Well, maybe a few similarities. 493 00:40:00,723 --> 00:40:04,658 - Two seconds. Just stay there. Don't move. 494 00:40:04,693 --> 00:40:05,970 Just as you are. 495 00:40:14,461 --> 00:40:17,257 - What is that? - Just stay still. 496 00:40:27,785 --> 00:40:28,717 10 seconds. 497 00:41:00,990 --> 00:41:04,580 - Whoa. - Don't smudge it. 498 00:41:05,719 --> 00:41:07,859 - That's amazing. 499 00:41:07,894 --> 00:41:09,344 - Thanks. 500 00:41:11,035 --> 00:41:13,589 - One for your collection? 501 00:41:13,624 --> 00:41:15,419 - Yeah. Something like that. 502 00:41:15,453 --> 00:41:18,042 Something to remember the day by. 503 00:41:37,510 --> 00:41:38,338 - Okay, guys, right. 504 00:41:38,373 --> 00:41:40,029 Got a big game this weekend, yeah? 505 00:41:40,064 --> 00:41:44,413 Cardiff, away, on their home turf. 506 00:41:44,448 --> 00:41:46,035 I'm going to be putting out the team list tomorrow, 507 00:41:46,070 --> 00:41:48,624 so you can sort out your travel arrangements. 508 00:41:48,659 --> 00:41:49,970 If you've got any problems with that, 509 00:41:50,005 --> 00:41:51,972 come and talk to the captain. 510 00:41:52,007 --> 00:41:55,459 Now, I've got a good pool of players I can choose from. 511 00:41:55,493 --> 00:41:57,840 I'm going to choose the strongest team possible. 512 00:41:57,875 --> 00:42:00,567 - and I make no apologies to any of you aren't on that team. 513 00:42:00,602 --> 00:42:01,741 All right? 514 00:42:01,775 --> 00:42:03,881 But if you got an issue about it, 515 00:42:03,915 --> 00:42:05,745 you can come and speak to me, 516 00:42:05,779 --> 00:42:08,092 and if you want to chat about improving your game, 517 00:42:08,126 --> 00:42:09,093 you can do that as well. 518 00:42:09,127 --> 00:42:13,718 But as ever, my decision is final. All right? 519 00:42:13,753 --> 00:42:17,032 And it goes without saying that if you're not chosen, 520 00:42:17,066 --> 00:42:19,137 you can come along and support your teammates, 521 00:42:19,172 --> 00:42:22,037 and I hope that many of you will, I really do. 522 00:42:22,071 --> 00:42:23,176 Good, let's go. 523 00:42:33,635 --> 00:42:36,051 - Don't worry about it. You'll be fine. 524 00:42:36,085 --> 00:42:40,918 - You'll be fine. There's no one as fat as you. 525 00:42:40,952 --> 00:42:44,024 Fingers crossed for you though, love. 526 00:43:01,732 --> 00:43:05,943 - Oh, Mark. I'll book us a hotel room for Cardiff. 527 00:43:05,977 --> 00:43:09,015 - Yeah, yeah. What about you, Pink? 528 00:43:09,049 --> 00:43:12,018 - I'll crash with Carlos, if he's selected, anyway. 529 00:43:12,052 --> 00:43:12,915 Says he won't go otherwise as, 530 00:43:12,950 --> 00:43:14,986 "Cardiff is too far and too shit to go 531 00:43:15,021 --> 00:43:16,816 just for a night out." 532 00:43:16,850 --> 00:43:19,059 - What? You're playing the Draconians? 533 00:43:19,094 --> 00:43:20,716 - Yeah. 534 00:43:20,751 --> 00:43:23,995 - Good luck. They even gave us a run for our money. 535 00:43:24,030 --> 00:43:25,480 - Great. 536 00:43:25,514 --> 00:43:26,895 - Stuart must be splashing out, 537 00:43:26,929 --> 00:43:30,761 because Barry hasn't sent us there for years. 538 00:43:38,147 --> 00:43:40,702 - Northern line: the train now approaching 539 00:43:40,736 --> 00:43:42,151 is to... 540 00:44:25,954 --> 00:44:29,785 - You go on up ahead. I'll hang back. 541 00:44:29,820 --> 00:44:30,890 - Yeah, sure. 542 00:44:46,768 --> 00:44:48,252 - Boys, selection's up. 543 00:44:48,286 --> 00:44:49,356 - Ooh, yes. 544 00:44:49,391 --> 00:44:52,152 - What? Give me a sec. Okay, South London Stags. 545 00:44:52,187 --> 00:44:54,258 B team Cardiff away game. 546 00:44:54,292 --> 00:44:55,742 Okay, here we go. 547 00:44:55,777 --> 00:44:59,574 Pinky, Jimmy, Gareth, Vlad, Bjorn. 548 00:44:59,608 --> 00:45:00,747 - He's not been at training in weeks. 549 00:45:00,782 --> 00:45:02,300 - He still put himself down as available. 550 00:45:02,335 --> 00:45:05,890 - Dean, Peter H, Frankie, me, scrum half. 551 00:45:05,925 --> 00:45:07,892 Thank you very much, Stu. Tom at 10- 552 00:45:07,927 --> 00:45:09,549 - Thank God. Someone decent to catch your shitty throws- 553 00:45:09,584 --> 00:45:11,171 - Mark and Henry in the centers. 554 00:45:11,206 --> 00:45:13,967 Carlos and Liam on the wings, and Ian at 15. 555 00:45:14,002 --> 00:45:18,800 Subs on the bench, York, Ford and Warren Hunt. What? Who? 556 00:45:19,732 --> 00:45:21,319 - - Jimmy] Wait, is that right? Let me see that. 557 00:45:21,354 --> 00:45:23,943 - Oh shit, Bad luck Oli. 558 00:45:23,977 --> 00:45:27,325 - No, it's fine. Maybe I'll still come watch. 559 00:45:27,360 --> 00:45:29,327 - Not sure why you look so happy. 560 00:45:29,362 --> 00:45:32,745 Stuart isn't going to leave an A team player on the bench. 561 00:45:32,779 --> 00:45:34,816 He'll be in the starting lineup. 562 00:45:34,850 --> 00:45:36,127 - He's a prop, isn't he? 563 00:45:36,162 --> 00:45:40,649 - Oh Fuck, yeah. He is. Well, that's one of us out then, G. 564 00:45:40,684 --> 00:45:41,823 - He just wants to give him a run out on the pitch 565 00:45:41,857 --> 00:45:42,927 at some point. 566 00:45:42,962 --> 00:45:44,204 I'm not worried. 567 00:45:44,239 --> 00:45:45,481 - He said he was going to field the strongest team. 568 00:45:45,516 --> 00:45:48,001 - Clearly not, because he selected you, didn't he? 569 00:45:48,036 --> 00:45:50,038 - Fuck you. - I bet you would. 570 00:45:50,072 --> 00:45:51,764 But even I have standards. 571 00:45:51,798 --> 00:45:53,800 - Hey, hey. - Whoa. 572 00:45:53,835 --> 00:45:55,284 - Let's grab a drink. 573 00:45:55,319 --> 00:45:56,320 - Not tonight. 574 00:45:56,354 --> 00:46:00,151 - Turning down a drink? That's a first. 575 00:46:11,749 --> 00:46:14,200 - Are you insane? What were you thinking? 576 00:46:14,234 --> 00:46:15,995 - Relax. Look, I just spoke to Stuart and I told him that- 577 00:46:16,029 --> 00:46:19,101 - You spoke to Stuart? And said what exactly? 578 00:46:19,136 --> 00:46:20,413 - I just told him I fancied an easy game 579 00:46:20,447 --> 00:46:22,001 to get back into things after injury, 580 00:46:22,035 --> 00:46:23,347 and also wouldn't mind a good night out. 581 00:46:23,381 --> 00:46:25,867 - An easy game? Yeah? 582 00:46:25,901 --> 00:46:27,075 What, and you don't think people might find that 583 00:46:27,109 --> 00:46:28,352 a little suspicious? 584 00:46:28,386 --> 00:46:30,216 That an A team player just decided to randomly 585 00:46:30,250 --> 00:46:33,046 come and play with us for a game? 586 00:46:33,944 --> 00:46:35,393 What did John say? 587 00:46:37,464 --> 00:46:40,329 Have you even spoken to him? 588 00:46:40,364 --> 00:46:41,745 Christ, Warren. 589 00:46:42,711 --> 00:46:44,989 I can't believe you've fucking done this. 590 00:46:45,024 --> 00:46:47,129 - You're over-reacting. 591 00:46:47,164 --> 00:46:48,337 It'll be fun. We'll get to play together. 592 00:46:48,372 --> 00:46:51,409 - Did you even think to ask if I'd be okay with this? 593 00:46:51,444 --> 00:46:52,790 No, you didn't. 594 00:46:53,998 --> 00:46:56,276 - I've booked us a hotel room. 595 00:46:58,796 --> 00:47:03,387 - A hotel room? That's wonderful. Really, really. 596 00:47:03,421 --> 00:47:07,011 That's wonderful. That's the best one yet. 597 00:47:15,882 --> 00:47:18,816 Probably shouldn't arrive together. 598 00:47:32,347 --> 00:47:36,489 - for the 8:18 Great Western Railway Service 599 00:47:36,523 --> 00:47:39,319 to Cardiff Central... 600 00:47:40,873 --> 00:47:44,048 - - Jimmy] Right, they're going by car. 601 00:47:44,083 --> 00:47:45,774 Ah, hello. 602 00:47:45,809 --> 00:47:46,982 - Hola. 603 00:47:47,017 --> 00:47:48,501 - - Jimmy] One train ticket for you sir. 604 00:47:48,535 --> 00:47:49,882 - Thanks. 605 00:47:50,917 --> 00:47:53,368 Right. Is that everyone? 606 00:47:53,402 --> 00:47:55,025 - Er, Pinky's not here yet. 607 00:47:55,059 --> 00:47:58,373 - - Jimmy] Of course he's not. He's got about five minutes. 608 00:47:58,407 --> 00:47:59,823 Better hurry up. 609 00:48:01,376 --> 00:48:04,379 Ah, finally. 610 00:48:04,413 --> 00:48:06,519 - Dick of the day already, Pinky. 611 00:48:06,553 --> 00:48:08,314 - No, it was dick last night. 612 00:49:10,479 --> 00:49:12,102 - Right guys, it's shitty weather. 613 00:49:12,136 --> 00:49:15,312 Get out there quickly, warm up, kick off in 30 minutes. 614 00:49:15,346 --> 00:49:18,833 Vlad, get yourself strapped up. You're jumping. 615 00:49:18,867 --> 00:49:22,353 - Fuck, I'm actually quite nervous. 616 00:49:22,388 --> 00:49:25,218 - You'll be fine. Just think of it like any other game. 617 00:49:25,253 --> 00:49:27,289 - Right, I want you to start 618 00:49:27,324 --> 00:49:29,982 your pre-match mental rituals. 619 00:49:30,016 --> 00:49:34,469 Visualize those first tackles. Those first hits. 620 00:49:34,503 --> 00:49:36,229 How are they going to feel? 621 00:49:36,264 --> 00:49:38,231 I want you to get in the right head-space. 622 00:49:38,266 --> 00:49:40,199 Channel that aggression. 623 00:49:40,233 --> 00:49:44,582 Get rid of all that mental baggage, and just focus. 624 00:49:54,489 --> 00:49:56,042 Okay, Pinky, you're going to be loose-head. 625 00:49:56,077 --> 00:49:58,424 Jimmy, you're going to be hooker. Warren, tight-head. 626 00:49:58,458 --> 00:49:59,632 Sorry G, but I need a lot of experience 627 00:49:59,666 --> 00:50:01,013 against this team today. 628 00:50:01,047 --> 00:50:02,186 I'll bring you on for the second half. 629 00:50:02,221 --> 00:50:04,982 In the engine room, we've got Vlad, Bjorn, Flankers, 630 00:50:05,017 --> 00:50:06,846 we've got Pete and Dean, and number eight, Felix. 631 00:50:06,881 --> 00:50:09,504 Neil, you're going to be number nine, Tommy, 10, 632 00:50:09,538 --> 00:50:11,230 and then the centers, we've got Mark, Henry. 633 00:50:11,264 --> 00:50:12,852 Mark, I want you to play outside center today. 634 00:50:12,887 --> 00:50:13,749 Let's see how that goes. 635 00:50:13,784 --> 00:50:15,613 On the wings, we've got Liam and Carlos. 636 00:50:15,648 --> 00:50:16,787 Fullback, we've got Yorkie. 637 00:50:16,822 --> 00:50:18,927 Ian, I'll bring you on for Yorkie in the second half. 638 00:50:18,962 --> 00:50:20,308 Just keep yourself warm and ready. 639 00:50:20,342 --> 00:50:21,412 - Two minutes, gents. 640 00:50:21,447 --> 00:50:22,137 - Thank you, sir. 641 00:50:22,172 --> 00:50:23,173 - Right, captain. What you got? 642 00:50:23,207 --> 00:50:25,313 - I've got aggression, yeah? We've got hunger. 643 00:50:25,347 --> 00:50:26,590 And I've got your backs. 644 00:50:26,624 --> 00:50:29,179 I need you to have mine and each other's, yeah? 645 00:50:29,213 --> 00:50:31,008 Now, I didn't come all the way to Wales 646 00:50:31,043 --> 00:50:32,147 in this shitty fucking weather 647 00:50:32,182 --> 00:50:35,426 to see us lot give anything less than 100%, okay? 648 00:50:35,461 --> 00:50:37,566 Yeah, no mercy. Come on, yes. 649 00:50:39,258 --> 00:50:40,328 Three, two, one. 650 00:50:40,362 --> 00:50:42,295 - Stags! 651 00:52:13,766 --> 00:52:16,355 - Okay, guys, really well done, really well done, 652 00:52:16,389 --> 00:52:17,666 but we're not there yet. 653 00:52:17,701 --> 00:52:18,633 I was going to make a few changes, 654 00:52:18,667 --> 00:52:20,497 but I'm going to keep the lineup as it is. 655 00:52:20,531 --> 00:52:22,499 Pinky, one, fantastic teamwork. 656 00:52:22,533 --> 00:52:24,225 Mark, brilliant try. 657 00:52:24,259 --> 00:52:26,572 Let's get back up there and do the business. 658 00:53:30,222 --> 00:53:33,846 - Lads, lads. A little something to toast our first victory. 659 00:54:32,284 --> 00:54:35,356 - - Jimmy] Gentlemen? Thank you. 660 00:54:35,390 --> 00:54:36,357 That was a tough game, 661 00:54:36,391 --> 00:54:37,496 and I think I'm going to be walking funny 662 00:54:37,530 --> 00:54:39,325 for a few days after that. 663 00:54:39,360 --> 00:54:42,535 Thank you, Cardiff, for hosting us so generously, 664 00:54:42,570 --> 00:54:44,468 and for giving us such a good run for our money. 665 00:54:44,503 --> 00:54:45,642 So thank you. 666 00:54:49,404 --> 00:54:51,544 - And for our man of the match this week, 667 00:54:51,579 --> 00:54:52,718 I think it's got to go to someone 668 00:54:52,752 --> 00:54:54,582 who really turned the game around for us. 669 00:54:54,616 --> 00:54:56,170 The kind of performance that I think 670 00:54:56,204 --> 00:54:57,895 we should all aspire to. 671 00:54:57,930 --> 00:55:01,761 And it's been a few years, but I for one really enjoyed 672 00:55:01,796 --> 00:55:03,660 having him back in amongst us. 673 00:55:03,694 --> 00:55:04,661 And I know that, strictly speaking, 674 00:55:04,695 --> 00:55:05,834 he's not one of our number, 675 00:55:05,869 --> 00:55:08,285 but I can't think of anyone more deserving 676 00:55:08,320 --> 00:55:09,735 than Mr. Warren Hunt. 677 00:55:17,639 --> 00:55:20,159 And a bit of housekeeping before we go on. 678 00:55:20,194 --> 00:55:21,885 When we talk about aggression... 679 00:55:21,919 --> 00:55:23,749 - Warren Hunt. 680 00:55:23,783 --> 00:55:28,271 He sounds like he's from a long line of hunts. 681 00:55:28,305 --> 00:55:30,411 - - Jimmy] Vlad the Impaler for starting a fight 682 00:55:30,445 --> 00:55:31,791 on our opponents. 683 00:55:35,588 --> 00:55:38,660 - He is a stag lad, he is a stag lad, 684 00:56:09,691 --> 00:56:11,866 - Oh it's such a beautiful sight. 685 00:56:11,900 --> 00:56:12,763 - Shut up. 686 00:56:13,937 --> 00:56:16,560 - What the fuck's wrong with you? 687 00:56:16,595 --> 00:56:20,909 - It's a joke, Jimmy giving him fucking man of the match. 688 00:56:20,944 --> 00:56:22,635 If he loves his old teammates so much, 689 00:56:22,670 --> 00:56:23,912 he can fuck off back to them. 690 00:56:23,947 --> 00:56:28,848 - Come on. Like we won, okay? Just enjoy the night, yeah? 691 00:56:28,883 --> 00:56:30,471 We were lucky to have him, anyway. 692 00:56:30,505 --> 00:56:33,025 - Lucky? Do you want to fuck him or something? 693 00:56:33,059 --> 00:56:34,302 - Come off it, chica. 694 00:56:34,337 --> 00:56:35,786 - No, Pinky, I'm serious. 695 00:56:35,821 --> 00:56:37,443 What's the point in us coming all this way 696 00:56:37,478 --> 00:56:40,239 just to have an A team Asshole swoop in for the glory? 697 00:56:40,274 --> 00:56:42,690 While some of us sit on the sidelines. 698 00:56:42,724 --> 00:56:44,312 - I know, it's brilliant. 699 00:56:44,347 --> 00:56:46,038 - Henry, if you hate your team mates so much- 700 00:56:46,072 --> 00:56:48,972 - Just the one. One. 701 00:56:50,767 --> 00:56:51,699 I like you. 702 00:56:53,770 --> 00:56:54,495 - Grow up. 703 00:56:58,533 --> 00:57:01,605 - Okay. Drink, anyone? 704 00:57:04,677 --> 00:57:05,368 - I don't think I'll be winning 705 00:57:05,402 --> 00:57:07,439 any popularity contests tonight. 706 00:57:07,473 --> 00:57:11,788 - Since when has that bothered you? They'll get over it. 707 00:57:11,822 --> 00:57:14,411 They're just wired a bit differently, that's all. 708 00:57:14,446 --> 00:57:19,485 - Clearly. We were over the moon after our first win. 709 00:57:19,520 --> 00:57:21,418 - They're not that bothered about it, 710 00:57:21,453 --> 00:57:24,835 unlike our dear old chairman, unfortunately. 711 00:57:24,870 --> 00:57:26,630 - You want me to speak with him? 712 00:57:26,665 --> 00:57:28,425 - Not going to make much difference. 713 00:57:28,460 --> 00:57:32,395 Today will just give us a bit longer, that's all. 714 00:57:32,429 --> 00:57:36,433 Anyway, you've got bigger things to worry about. 715 00:57:58,973 --> 00:58:01,424 - What are you doing? Henry? 716 00:58:02,563 --> 00:58:03,702 - I miss you. 717 00:58:03,736 --> 00:58:04,599 - I see you all the time, you idiot- 718 00:58:04,634 --> 00:58:07,947 - You're always off, now. Doing things. 719 00:58:10,502 --> 00:58:14,782 You don't love me anymore. - Don't be stupid. 720 00:58:14,816 --> 00:58:16,093 What is this? 721 00:58:16,128 --> 00:58:17,992 - Oh look, it's anywhere else but here! 722 00:58:19,890 --> 00:58:21,961 - Pink, can you just hold this for a second? Please? 723 00:58:21,996 --> 00:58:23,066 - Oh no, no, you don't. 724 00:58:23,100 --> 00:58:24,861 - No, come on, come on. 725 00:58:24,895 --> 00:58:26,414 - I hate you. 726 00:58:26,449 --> 00:58:29,452 - Thank you. I'll be outside. 727 00:59:52,776 --> 00:59:55,710 - You've no idea how much I've wanted to do that today. - 你不知道 我今天有多想这样做。 728 00:59:55,745 --> 00:59:56,642 - Yeah? 729 00:59:57,505 --> 01:00:00,439 You could do it again if you like. 730 01:00:34,059 --> 01:00:36,751 - I really loved playing with you today. 731 01:00:36,786 --> 01:00:39,029 I'm glad you came. 732 01:00:39,064 --> 01:00:39,927 - Me too. 733 01:01:54,898 --> 01:01:55,830 - Oh, fuck. 734 01:02:05,288 --> 01:02:06,669 Fuck 735 01:02:18,819 --> 01:02:20,890 Morning, sleeping beauty. 736 01:02:22,029 --> 01:02:23,927 You're going to get it. 737 01:02:33,868 --> 01:02:35,801 - Oh my God, he lives. 738 01:02:35,836 --> 01:02:37,078 - Don't. 739 01:02:37,113 --> 01:02:40,703 - You have no idea the night that we've had with this one. 740 01:02:40,737 --> 01:02:41,635 Where were you, man? 741 01:02:41,669 --> 01:02:42,670 - Fuck, guys, I'm sorry. 742 01:02:42,705 --> 01:02:44,292 I was knackered and I guess I just sort of- 743 01:02:44,327 --> 01:02:46,018 - You must have slept like the fucking dead, 744 01:02:46,053 --> 01:02:48,089 because we were hammering on your door for an hour. 745 01:02:48,124 --> 01:02:50,160 - Cinderella here lost her room card. 746 01:02:50,195 --> 01:02:51,058 - Who'd you pull? 747 01:02:51,092 --> 01:02:53,854 - What? Henry, seriously? Come on. 748 01:02:53,888 --> 01:02:55,027 - How did you not hear us? 749 01:02:55,062 --> 01:02:57,202 He had to sleep on our floor, after we rinsed him off, 750 01:02:57,236 --> 01:02:59,100 fully clothed in the shower. 751 01:02:59,135 --> 01:03:02,310 - Do you like vomit? No? 752 01:03:02,345 --> 01:03:03,622 Neither do we. 753 01:03:03,657 --> 01:03:04,519 - I'm right here. 754 01:03:04,554 --> 01:03:06,383 - Oh my God, Henry. Not one more word. 755 01:03:06,418 --> 01:03:10,318 - Wow. Ever the walking advert for contraception. 756 01:03:10,353 --> 01:03:11,699 - Leave off, will you? 757 01:03:11,734 --> 01:03:13,149 - I don't blame you, Mark. 758 01:03:13,183 --> 01:03:15,634 I wouldn't share a room with that either. 759 01:03:15,669 --> 01:03:18,154 Clearly, boys, he found somewhere better to stay. 760 01:03:18,188 --> 01:03:19,051 - He better not have. 761 01:03:19,086 --> 01:03:20,846 - Look, I'm sorry, all right? 762 01:03:20,881 --> 01:03:23,193 I went to bed, and must have passed out. 763 01:03:23,228 --> 01:03:24,678 And since when is it my responsibility 764 01:03:24,712 --> 01:03:26,300 to look after him, anyway? 765 01:03:26,334 --> 01:03:28,336 He's an adult, isn't he? 766 01:03:29,337 --> 01:03:30,787 - If you say so. 767 01:04:31,399 --> 01:04:32,331 - Hello. 768 01:04:32,366 --> 01:04:34,023 - Jesus. 769 01:04:34,057 --> 01:04:35,369 You bastard, I almost died. 770 01:04:35,403 --> 01:04:38,096 - Nice to see you, too. 771 01:04:38,130 --> 01:04:39,373 - Thought you weren't back until next week. 772 01:04:39,407 --> 01:04:40,305 - We finished early, 773 01:04:40,339 --> 01:04:42,307 so they transferred my flight. 774 01:04:42,341 --> 01:04:44,723 Do you mind if we head out? I'm absolutely starving. 775 01:04:44,758 --> 01:04:47,415 - Really? Do we have to? I'm shattered. 776 01:04:47,450 --> 01:04:50,729 - How was your football match? Did you win? 777 01:04:50,764 --> 01:04:52,006 - I told you already. 778 01:04:52,041 --> 01:04:55,182 - Did you? Well were you 'Man of the Moment'? 779 01:04:56,770 --> 01:04:59,151 - Look, can we just get a takeaway or something, instead? 780 01:04:59,186 --> 01:05:02,741 - Yeah, fine. Here, chuck me that kit. 781 01:05:02,776 --> 01:05:04,916 I'll throw it in the wash. 782 01:05:18,170 --> 01:05:19,758 Who's Warren Hunt? 783 01:05:22,450 --> 01:05:25,419 - Just a teammate. Why? 784 01:05:25,453 --> 01:05:27,179 - You've got his shirt in your bag. 785 01:05:27,214 --> 01:05:30,355 Shall I chuck it in with the rest? 786 01:05:30,389 --> 01:05:34,980 - Yeah. Sure, thanks. I'll give it to him at training. 787 01:07:08,418 --> 01:07:09,316 - Hey mate. 788 01:07:09,350 --> 01:07:10,558 Congratulations on the game Saturday. 789 01:07:10,593 --> 01:07:12,146 - Yeah, it was great. 790 01:07:12,181 --> 01:07:14,666 I didn't get to play though, but no big deal. 791 01:07:14,700 --> 01:07:16,323 - Henry. 792 01:07:16,357 --> 01:07:17,634 - That's a shame. - Henry. 793 01:07:17,669 --> 01:07:19,533 - Mark. You off, love? 794 01:07:20,430 --> 01:07:23,606 - Yeah. Other half's over, so we just... 795 01:07:23,640 --> 01:07:26,609 - And you still came to training? Good man. 796 01:07:26,643 --> 01:07:30,544 - Good man, indeed. Hope you have a lovely evening together. 797 01:07:30,578 --> 01:07:32,235 Doing anything nice? 798 01:07:32,270 --> 01:07:34,651 - No, not really, just a quiet night in. 799 01:07:34,686 --> 01:07:38,414 - Lovely. Enjoy your evening. 800 01:07:38,448 --> 01:07:39,311 - Thanks. 801 01:07:43,626 --> 01:07:44,454 See you. 802 01:07:44,489 --> 01:07:45,317 - See you. 803 01:07:45,352 --> 01:07:47,388 - See you later, mate. 804 01:08:01,955 --> 01:08:04,578 - While I remember, have you decided about Christmas? 805 01:08:04,612 --> 01:08:05,544 - Rich, we've talked about this. 806 01:08:05,579 --> 01:08:06,511 I've already booked flights. 807 01:08:06,545 --> 01:08:08,064 - Yeah, I know. 808 01:08:08,099 --> 01:08:09,100 I just thought it would be nice 809 01:08:09,134 --> 01:08:13,035 if we could spend some time in the UK together. 810 01:08:13,069 --> 01:08:15,727 - You could always come with me. 811 01:08:15,761 --> 01:08:16,624 - I can't ski. 812 01:08:16,659 --> 01:08:18,419 - You're not that bad, Rich. 813 01:08:18,454 --> 01:08:20,663 - That is not what your dad said. 814 01:08:20,697 --> 01:08:22,216 - So that's a no, then, is it? 815 01:08:22,251 --> 01:08:23,942 - I never get to spend any time with my family- 816 01:08:23,977 --> 01:08:26,289 - Yeah, and neither do I. - Then it's settled. 817 01:08:26,324 --> 01:08:30,984 There's not much point discussing it further, is there? 818 01:08:35,264 --> 01:08:36,679 - Try again. 819 01:08:39,095 --> 01:08:41,166 - Yeah loop, and loop, and loop! 820 01:08:41,201 --> 01:08:43,306 Henry! 821 01:08:43,341 --> 01:08:44,204 What's that? 822 01:08:45,136 --> 01:08:47,379 - Next line, ready? 823 01:08:49,623 --> 01:08:50,624 - Yes. 824 01:08:52,660 --> 01:08:53,523 - Come on, Henry. 825 01:08:53,558 --> 01:08:55,180 - Next line. 826 01:08:56,630 --> 01:08:58,183 - Yeah. 827 01:09:09,574 --> 01:09:14,372 - Okay, guys, that's it. Time to go in. Come on. 828 01:09:20,067 --> 01:09:21,379 - What was that? 829 01:09:22,345 --> 01:09:23,174 Hey. 830 01:09:24,761 --> 01:09:26,108 Everything all right? 831 01:09:26,142 --> 01:09:28,351 - Why wouldn't it be? 832 01:09:28,386 --> 01:09:29,249 - Well, obviously it's not. 833 01:09:29,283 --> 01:09:31,354 You've barely spoken to me all week. 834 01:09:31,389 --> 01:09:33,563 - Well, you are an adult, Mark, 835 01:09:33,598 --> 01:09:35,289 so I'm sure you'll survive. 836 01:09:35,324 --> 01:09:38,396 - Oh, come on. Look, fine I'm sorry, but seriously- 837 01:09:40,501 --> 01:09:42,572 Because you've been a shitty friend for the last few months. 838 01:09:42,607 --> 01:09:44,436 I mean, you never want to hang out. 839 01:09:44,471 --> 01:09:48,613 You don't want to do anything outside of training, so - 840 01:09:48,647 --> 01:09:52,755 Mate, Cardiff, that was just the tipping point. 841 01:09:52,789 --> 01:09:54,757 As I was really looking forward to finally 842 01:09:54,791 --> 01:09:56,414 spending some time together. 843 01:09:56,448 --> 01:09:58,830 - Well, I thought we did. 844 01:09:58,864 --> 01:10:00,176 That is, until you got smashed 845 01:10:00,211 --> 01:10:01,591 out of your fucking mind, as usual. 846 01:10:01,626 --> 01:10:03,145 - Who the fuck are you? Gareth? 847 01:10:03,179 --> 01:10:04,422 - What's the problem? - Give me a fucking break. 848 01:10:04,456 --> 01:10:06,424 - What is the problem, then? 849 01:10:06,458 --> 01:10:07,804 I didn't babysit you and rub your back 850 01:10:07,839 --> 01:10:09,427 while you were throwing up on some street corner? 851 01:10:09,461 --> 01:10:10,738 - Fuck you, Mark. 852 01:10:10,773 --> 01:10:14,052 - Look, I'm sorry I'm not the shining example of friendship 853 01:10:14,087 --> 01:10:17,366 that you clearly expect me to be. 854 01:10:17,400 --> 01:10:20,334 Have you any idea what's going on in my life? 855 01:10:20,369 --> 01:10:21,818 More to the point, have you even asked? 856 01:10:21,853 --> 01:10:24,545 - Okay, then. Tell me, tell me. 857 01:10:24,580 --> 01:10:26,513 What kind of actual problems do you think 858 01:10:26,547 --> 01:10:28,860 you have in your life, Mark? 859 01:10:28,894 --> 01:10:29,757 Hmm? 860 01:10:31,345 --> 01:10:33,278 - You know what, Henry? 861 01:10:34,417 --> 01:10:37,144 Forget it. It doesn't matter. 862 01:10:37,179 --> 01:10:38,628 Just forget it. 863 01:10:38,663 --> 01:10:39,698 - No problem. 864 01:11:31,164 --> 01:11:32,855 - This is driving me fucking crazy. When's Richard leaving? 865 01:11:32,889 --> 01:11:33,752 - I don't know, Okay? 866 01:11:33,787 --> 01:11:37,204 - What do you mean, you don't know? 867 01:11:37,239 --> 01:11:38,792 - End of the week, maybe? 868 01:11:38,826 --> 01:11:39,689 I think. 869 01:11:41,657 --> 01:11:45,178 Stop it, Warren. This is fucking insane. 870 01:11:45,212 --> 01:11:45,868 Warren. 871 01:12:55,731 --> 01:12:59,804 - That was a little harsh. I do feel bad about it. 872 01:12:59,838 --> 01:13:01,978 - Don't be. He's a petulant child. 873 01:13:02,013 --> 01:13:04,326 I don't know why you care. 874 01:13:08,537 --> 01:13:09,917 He'll get over it. 875 01:13:13,369 --> 01:13:16,890 - Last night was really difficult for me. 876 01:13:16,924 --> 01:13:19,720 - How do you think I feel? Knowing you were with him. 877 01:13:19,755 --> 01:13:21,481 - You go back to John every night. 878 01:13:21,515 --> 01:13:22,482 - It's not the same. 879 01:13:22,516 --> 01:13:23,621 - You think I like having to hide this 880 01:13:23,655 --> 01:13:24,587 from everyone we know, 881 01:13:24,622 --> 01:13:25,968 while I watch you parade around with him? 882 01:13:26,002 --> 01:13:27,590 - I hate you being with him. 883 01:13:27,625 --> 01:13:30,938 - Well, now you know how it feels. 884 01:13:32,871 --> 01:13:35,702 If you want to change that, you know what to do. 885 01:13:35,736 --> 01:13:37,669 - Oh, because that's so simple? 886 01:13:37,704 --> 01:13:39,430 - Well, it's not impossible, Warren. 887 01:13:39,464 --> 01:13:41,259 - Do you have any idea the drama that would cause? 888 01:13:41,294 --> 01:13:43,744 - Oh what, and you care about that, do you? 889 01:13:43,779 --> 01:13:47,852 - You're so naive sometimes- - And you're a cunt. 890 01:13:56,516 --> 01:13:57,517 - I'm sorry. 891 01:14:01,106 --> 01:14:02,418 It's just - 892 01:14:03,971 --> 01:14:06,319 - It's just a bit overwhelming. 893 01:14:14,913 --> 01:14:15,776 - Anyway. 894 01:14:18,503 --> 01:14:19,987 So, I was thinking. 895 01:14:21,610 --> 01:14:25,338 Are you still on your own over the holidays? 896 01:14:27,063 --> 01:14:27,926 - Well. 897 01:14:29,134 --> 01:14:33,035 Me and John's family don't exactly get on. 898 01:14:34,899 --> 01:14:35,831 - Okay. 899 01:14:37,798 --> 01:14:41,733 So, come with me, to my parent's place. 900 01:14:45,530 --> 01:14:46,911 - Are you serious? 901 01:14:48,464 --> 01:14:49,810 - Is that a yes? 902 01:15:07,966 --> 01:15:11,936 - Yeah I know. You too. 903 01:15:16,009 --> 01:15:17,838 - Does he suspect anything? 904 01:15:17,873 --> 01:15:20,047 - Not a thing. And what's to suspect? 905 01:15:20,082 --> 01:15:22,118 I'm going to Geneva to see my friends. 906 01:15:22,153 --> 01:15:24,051 - So, are you ready? 907 01:15:24,086 --> 01:15:25,881 - Yeah, got my passport. 908 01:15:25,915 --> 01:15:29,022 - No, I mean to meet my parents. 909 01:15:29,056 --> 01:15:31,473 - Why? Should I be worried? 910 01:15:31,507 --> 01:15:33,785 I bet your mum's fierce. 911 01:15:33,820 --> 01:15:34,924 - Oh she is. 912 01:15:36,063 --> 01:15:37,099 So fierce. 913 01:15:38,203 --> 01:15:39,757 - Oh God, she is. 914 01:15:41,483 --> 01:15:45,487 - Yeah. You'll be fine. Don't worry about it. 915 01:15:45,521 --> 01:15:47,834 - She is, isn't she? 916 01:15:47,868 --> 01:15:48,731 Mark. 917 01:15:50,077 --> 01:15:50,940 Mark. 918 01:16:21,246 --> 01:16:23,145 - Hello. - Hello, Mark. 919 01:16:23,179 --> 01:16:24,042 - How you doing? 920 01:16:24,077 --> 01:16:25,630 - - Alice] How was your flight? Come in! 921 01:16:25,665 --> 01:16:29,082 - Yeah, no, we survived, just about. 922 01:16:29,116 --> 01:16:32,119 - And you must be Warren. 923 01:16:32,154 --> 01:16:33,776 Leonard. - Pleasure. 924 01:16:33,811 --> 01:16:37,055 - - Alice] It's lovely to meet you, Warren. 925 01:16:37,090 --> 01:16:40,714 I'm Alice. You boys look thirsty. 926 01:16:40,749 --> 01:16:42,544 I'll get you a drink. 927 01:16:47,618 --> 01:16:51,035 So, Mark tells me you're quite the player. 928 01:16:52,139 --> 01:16:54,141 - He's in the A squad, Mom. 929 01:16:54,176 --> 01:16:55,626 - - Alice] I bet. 930 01:16:56,523 --> 01:16:57,904 - - Len] Do you ski, Warren? 931 01:16:57,938 --> 01:17:00,700 - I do, yes. Well, I have. 932 01:17:00,734 --> 01:17:02,115 I went a couple of times when I was younger. 933 01:17:02,149 --> 01:17:03,910 - - Alice] Dad will take you both out tomorrow. 934 01:17:03,944 --> 01:17:06,706 You can borrow one of our suits if you like. 935 01:17:06,740 --> 01:17:09,847 You look like you'll fill it out well. 936 01:17:34,665 --> 01:17:36,701 - It's a bit on the snug side. 937 01:17:36,736 --> 01:17:40,705 - Let's have a look. Oh yeah. I can see that. 938 01:17:55,617 --> 01:17:56,859 - How do I look? 939 01:17:58,205 --> 01:17:59,068 - Tight. 940 01:18:27,580 --> 01:18:29,685 - You OK? - Yeah. 941 01:18:32,757 --> 01:18:35,104 I think I might have overestimated my ability. 942 01:18:35,139 --> 01:18:37,279 - You'll be fine. Come on. 943 01:18:39,143 --> 01:18:41,732 Well look at that. Finally a sport I can- 944 01:18:41,766 --> 01:18:43,112 - Don't even say it. 945 01:18:45,977 --> 01:18:47,807 - Off we go. 946 01:18:59,646 --> 01:19:01,821 - My God, you must be freezing. 947 01:19:01,855 --> 01:19:04,064 - I grew up here, didn't I? 948 01:19:15,835 --> 01:19:16,836 - Thank you. 949 01:19:17,768 --> 01:19:18,734 - What for? 950 01:19:19,770 --> 01:19:20,874 - All of this. 951 01:19:26,777 --> 01:19:28,054 Your mother is, um - 952 01:19:29,055 --> 01:19:30,746 - interesting. 953 01:19:30,781 --> 01:19:33,266 - Yeah, she's a bit eccentric. 954 01:19:34,888 --> 01:19:36,821 - You're so lucky. 955 01:19:43,690 --> 01:19:46,762 - You know, you weren't actually that bad today. 956 01:19:46,797 --> 01:19:48,246 - Everything hurts. 957 01:19:48,281 --> 01:19:51,008 - I didn't realize you A's bruise so easily. 958 01:20:00,017 --> 01:20:04,366 - You know, I'm pretty sure that they've gone to bed. 959 01:23:20,113 --> 01:23:22,391 - I won't tell if you won't. 960 01:23:23,358 --> 01:23:26,602 - And when did you start smoking again? 961 01:23:26,637 --> 01:23:30,606 - I wasn't talking about the cigarette. 962 01:23:32,332 --> 01:23:36,129 It's so wonderful to have you out here, darling. 963 01:23:36,164 --> 01:23:38,891 And of course, Warren is lovely. 964 01:23:39,961 --> 01:23:40,824 - Yeah. 965 01:23:45,449 --> 01:23:48,383 Am I doing the right thing, though? 966 01:23:50,557 --> 01:23:52,628 - When I met your father, 967 01:23:52,663 --> 01:23:56,184 I could barely take my eyes off him, too. 968 01:23:57,564 --> 01:24:00,015 He wasn't available either. 969 01:24:00,050 --> 01:24:00,982 - What? 970 01:24:01,016 --> 01:24:02,569 - I was no angel. 971 01:24:02,604 --> 01:24:06,056 At the time, I was sleeping with my history professor, 972 01:24:06,090 --> 01:24:09,128 but we both knew that was just sex. 973 01:24:09,162 --> 01:24:12,648 But what sex it was. - Mum. Please. 974 01:24:12,683 --> 01:24:15,617 - Your father, however, was with Jennifer. 975 01:24:15,651 --> 01:24:17,481 Huge tits, like you've never seen. 976 01:24:18,723 --> 01:24:22,624 The point I'm trying to make is that they were in love. 977 01:24:22,658 --> 01:24:25,385 High school sweethearts. 978 01:24:25,420 --> 01:24:29,527 So, naturally, he couldn't keep his hands off me. 979 01:24:30,459 --> 01:24:33,428 We went about the campus hiding in shadows, 980 01:24:33,462 --> 01:24:37,535 sneaking into one another's bedrooms, for months. 981 01:24:37,570 --> 01:24:39,572 I put up with living in Jennifer's shadow, 982 01:24:39,606 --> 01:24:43,887 because I knew I could eventually steal his heart. 983 01:24:47,338 --> 01:24:50,272 Jennifer was heartbroken. 984 01:24:51,964 --> 01:24:55,415 After he ended it, she sent me a letter. 985 01:24:55,450 --> 01:24:58,625 It was one of the most distressing things I've ever read. 986 01:24:58,660 --> 01:25:02,181 I still have it. Your father has no idea. 987 01:25:04,045 --> 01:25:08,187 We got married not long after, and then we had you, 988 01:25:08,221 --> 01:25:11,535 my favorite human being on this earth. 989 01:25:13,640 --> 01:25:17,299 But darling, your Father has never changed. 990 01:25:17,334 --> 01:25:21,062 The whole town knew about Natalie. 991 01:25:21,096 --> 01:25:24,410 - My Au Pair? Christ, Mom. I was five. 992 01:25:24,444 --> 01:25:26,412 - - Alice] And the years of stolen moments 993 01:25:28,172 --> 01:25:30,554 That's just the two I know about. 994 01:25:30,588 --> 01:25:31,865 - Mum, this is a whole lot to take in. 995 01:25:31,900 --> 01:25:35,455 - - Alice] I've learnt to live with your father's infidelity. 996 01:25:35,490 --> 01:25:38,286 Every year, we get a little older, 997 01:25:38,320 --> 01:25:41,289 but it doesn't get any easier. 998 01:25:41,323 --> 01:25:44,050 Oh, he loves me, and I love him, 999 01:25:45,534 --> 01:25:47,157 but I understand something now 1000 01:25:47,191 --> 01:25:52,196 that I didn't all those years ago, from Jennifer's letter. 1001 01:25:52,507 --> 01:25:55,648 I understand not only the collateral damage 1002 01:25:55,682 --> 01:25:57,788 an affair causes, 1003 01:25:57,822 --> 01:26:02,551 but how a relationship born from deception 1004 01:26:03,518 --> 01:26:06,107 only continues to create more. 1005 01:26:10,352 --> 01:26:11,560 Get some sleep. 1006 01:27:11,793 --> 01:27:13,691 - He's getting better. 1007 01:27:17,730 --> 01:27:19,801 - I really like him. 1008 01:27:19,835 --> 01:27:22,217 - Whatever makes you happy. 1009 01:27:25,772 --> 01:27:28,085 - Dad, I wanted to ask you something. 1010 01:27:28,120 --> 01:27:28,775 - Yeah? 1011 01:27:32,917 --> 01:27:37,474 - Me and Mom, we talked about Jennifer last night. 1012 01:27:37,508 --> 01:27:39,717 - One too many rosés, then. 1013 01:27:40,856 --> 01:27:42,306 - Yeah, I guess. 1014 01:27:44,929 --> 01:27:49,210 I don't know, it's just- - Mark, I love your mother. 1015 01:27:49,244 --> 01:27:54,249 I don't know why she wants to dig up this ancient history. 1016 01:27:54,663 --> 01:27:58,115 Warren seems like a good man. 1017 01:27:59,703 --> 01:28:03,155 His tits aren't as nice as Jennifer's though I have to say. 1018 01:28:06,779 --> 01:28:07,676 Listen. 1019 01:28:09,713 --> 01:28:12,371 Life comes at you fast. 1020 01:28:12,405 --> 01:28:16,375 Sometimes, it's hard to find the joy in it, 1021 01:28:16,409 --> 01:28:20,724 so you just need to grab hold of it whenever you can. 1022 01:28:25,763 --> 01:28:30,527 - I guess it's just hard to know what's the right thing. 1023 01:28:31,459 --> 01:28:33,219 Without hurting anyone. 1024 01:28:33,254 --> 01:28:34,945 - If you're always worried about hurting someone, 1025 01:28:34,979 --> 01:28:36,084 you're going to miss out on some 1026 01:28:36,119 --> 01:28:40,433 of the most incredible stuff that life has to offer. 1027 01:28:43,574 --> 01:28:45,473 WA-Hey. 1028 01:28:46,957 --> 01:28:48,648 Getting better. 1029 01:28:48,683 --> 01:28:49,718 - Yeah. 1030 01:29:28,516 --> 01:29:29,482 Ready? 1031 01:29:29,517 --> 01:29:30,380 - Yeah. 1032 01:31:30,154 --> 01:31:32,053 - Happy new year! 1033 01:31:32,087 --> 01:31:33,813 - Not quite, love. 1034 01:31:33,848 --> 01:31:37,990 - Oh shut up, sandy vagina. Come in and get drunk. 1035 01:31:43,892 --> 01:31:45,687 You're welcome. 1036 01:31:45,722 --> 01:31:46,550 - Thanks. 1037 01:31:50,934 --> 01:31:53,005 - That is so bad. 1038 01:31:53,039 --> 01:31:55,007 - Hey, love. How were your holidays? 1039 01:31:55,041 --> 01:31:59,563 - Yeah, no, really good, thanks. Really good, thanks. 1040 01:32:03,533 --> 01:32:04,810 - Oh 1041 01:32:04,844 --> 01:32:08,469 - Still not patched things up? 1042 01:32:08,503 --> 01:32:10,885 - Do you think it's salvageable? 1043 01:32:10,919 --> 01:32:11,851 - It's you. 1044 01:32:14,164 --> 01:32:14,992 Come on. 1045 01:32:22,206 --> 01:32:24,001 - Hey stranger. 1046 01:32:24,036 --> 01:32:24,864 - Hey. 1047 01:32:26,210 --> 01:32:27,108 - You okay? 1048 01:32:29,490 --> 01:32:33,390 - As good as I can be, deep in enemy territory. 1049 01:32:38,740 --> 01:32:41,778 Look, is there any chance that we can just - 1050 01:32:42,710 --> 01:32:44,539 - We can maybe start again? 1051 01:32:47,853 --> 01:32:48,750 - Yeah. 1052 01:32:54,480 --> 01:32:55,654 I miss you, buddy. 1053 01:32:55,688 --> 01:32:56,551 - I miss you. 1054 01:33:01,004 --> 01:33:02,764 Everything okay? 1055 01:33:02,799 --> 01:33:04,110 - Yeah, yeah. 1056 01:33:04,145 --> 01:33:05,698 - Happy new year, boys. 1057 01:33:05,733 --> 01:33:06,596 - Hey. 1058 01:33:11,014 --> 01:33:14,914 - So, any new year's resolutions? 1059 01:33:14,949 --> 01:33:16,502 - Yeah, one or two. 1060 01:33:18,642 --> 01:33:19,885 - Excuse me a sec. 1061 01:33:23,095 --> 01:33:24,510 - You should go for it man. 1062 01:33:24,545 --> 01:33:28,134 - Honestly, he's not interested. He's not. 1063 01:33:28,169 --> 01:33:29,619 Stop looking at me like that. 1064 01:33:29,653 --> 01:33:30,309 - What? 1065 01:33:30,343 --> 01:33:32,484 You know what you're doing. 1066 01:33:40,871 --> 01:33:42,563 - Same again, boys? 1067 01:34:41,207 --> 01:34:42,554 - Christ, I hate this. 1068 01:34:42,588 --> 01:34:45,764 - I know, and I'm sorry, okay? 1069 01:34:56,084 --> 01:34:57,638 - Oh shit. 1070 01:34:57,672 --> 01:34:58,915 I'm so sorry. 1071 01:34:58,949 --> 01:35:00,157 - Fuck. 1072 01:35:00,192 --> 01:35:03,713 - It's okay, I didn't see anything. Well, I did. 1073 01:35:03,747 --> 01:35:06,647 But I can pretend I didn't. Okay, no, that's a lie too. 1074 01:35:06,681 --> 01:35:10,029 - Pinky, please. Don't say anything. 1075 01:35:10,064 --> 01:35:11,134 - Okay, okay. 1076 01:35:15,241 --> 01:35:16,104 Warren. 1077 01:35:17,105 --> 01:35:18,106 - Hi, Pinky. 1078 01:35:19,142 --> 01:35:20,143 - Please, Pink. 1079 01:35:20,177 --> 01:35:22,663 - It's okay, I won't. 1080 01:35:22,697 --> 01:35:25,769 I'm just going back downstairs. 1081 01:35:31,706 --> 01:35:35,779 It's just, I just came to get my charger. 1082 01:35:39,093 --> 01:35:43,028 You know what? Nevermind. I'll come back later. 1083 01:36:02,426 --> 01:36:04,739 - 10 minutes, boys. 1084 01:36:04,774 --> 01:36:06,741 - Let's get a group photo. 1085 01:36:06,776 --> 01:36:08,087 - Lovely people, Team B, 1086 01:36:08,122 --> 01:36:11,815 let's get a final team photo of the year. 1087 01:36:18,442 --> 01:36:19,133 Give me your phone, Pink. 1088 01:36:19,167 --> 01:36:21,342 Mine's plugged in for the music. 1089 01:36:21,376 --> 01:36:22,688 - Mine's dead. 1090 01:36:23,413 --> 01:36:26,347 - You just went to charge it. 1091 01:36:26,381 --> 01:36:28,763 - It's fine, just use mine. 1092 01:36:36,806 --> 01:36:38,773 - You as well. Come on. 1093 01:36:55,100 --> 01:36:57,378 - Three, two, one. 1094 01:36:57,412 --> 01:36:59,173 - Stags. 1095 01:38:13,350 --> 01:38:14,420 - What the fuck did you say to him? 1096 01:38:14,455 --> 01:38:16,112 - Honestly, Mark. 1097 01:38:16,146 --> 01:38:19,425 It can't be easy for him to compete for your attention, 1098 01:38:19,460 --> 01:38:22,843 even when you only had one boyfriend. 1099 01:38:22,877 --> 01:38:24,776 - Jesus fucking Christ. 1100 01:38:24,810 --> 01:38:27,502 - I was doing him a favor, really. 1101 01:38:40,515 --> 01:38:42,241 - Yeah, mate, you can try and fucking run. 1102 01:38:42,276 --> 01:38:43,760 - Just leave it. 1103 01:38:43,795 --> 01:38:47,177 - Do you actually care about anyone? 1104 01:38:47,212 --> 01:38:48,385 The team? 1105 01:38:50,387 --> 01:38:51,526 Me? 1106 01:38:53,908 --> 01:38:56,911 - Twelve, eleven, ten... 1107 01:38:56,946 --> 01:38:58,775 - It's the countdown, man. Come on. 1108 01:38:58,810 --> 01:39:02,468 - Nine, eight, seven, six, five, four, 1109 01:39:03,987 --> 01:39:07,232 three, two, one, happy new year. 1110 01:39:09,855 --> 01:39:12,030 - You fucking do it again man! Fucking do it again - 1111 01:39:12,064 --> 01:39:13,307 - He isn't worth it. 1112 01:39:13,341 --> 01:39:14,826 - I'll kill him, you Fuck. - Mate, mate, 1113 01:39:14,860 --> 01:39:16,551 he's not worth it, look at me. 1114 01:39:16,586 --> 01:39:18,761 He's not worth it, yeah? 1115 01:39:42,370 --> 01:39:43,233 - Well? 1116 01:39:46,202 --> 01:39:48,791 Are you going to say anything? 1117 01:39:57,213 --> 01:39:58,041 No. 1118 01:40:07,188 --> 01:40:08,431 - Maybe it's time you go sweet- 1119 01:40:08,465 --> 01:40:10,536 - Don't fucking touch me. 1120 01:40:22,997 --> 01:40:25,068 Happy fucking new year. 1121 01:41:34,241 --> 01:41:36,174 - Happy new year, baby. 1122 01:41:43,284 --> 01:41:44,976 - Rich, there's something that I er- 1123 01:41:45,010 --> 01:41:46,701 - It's okay. 1124 01:41:47,668 --> 01:41:49,014 I already know. 1125 01:41:50,671 --> 01:41:52,224 I know everything. 1126 01:41:54,778 --> 01:41:55,641 - Who? 1127 01:41:57,264 --> 01:41:58,644 - Does it matter? 1128 01:42:01,647 --> 01:42:03,063 - Richard, I don't know what to say- 1129 01:42:03,097 --> 01:42:03,926 - Don't. 1130 01:42:05,686 --> 01:42:06,583 Please. 1131 01:42:11,278 --> 01:42:12,486 - I'm so sorry. 1132 01:42:23,083 --> 01:42:27,156 - I've made up a bed in the spare room for you. 1133 01:42:27,190 --> 01:42:30,676 You can pack your things in the morning. 1134 01:45:39,693 --> 01:45:41,488 - no, that's a knock on, 1135 01:45:41,522 --> 01:45:43,317 and that's the ball game. 1136 01:46:19,422 --> 01:46:22,805 - Jimmy, can I have a word? 1137 01:46:50,833 --> 01:46:52,559 - How have you been? 1138 01:46:53,801 --> 01:46:56,321 - Yeah. Yeah. No, good. Good. 1139 01:46:57,943 --> 01:46:58,944 Life's good. 1140 01:47:02,845 --> 01:47:04,743 - Barry is dropping the B team- 1141 01:47:04,778 --> 01:47:06,331 - Please don't, Pink. 1142 01:47:06,366 --> 01:47:06,987 - You can act like you don't care- 1143 01:47:07,021 --> 01:47:07,884 - I don't. 1144 01:47:10,818 --> 01:47:12,579 Sorry. 1145 01:47:12,613 --> 01:47:14,822 I don't. Really. 1146 01:47:17,722 --> 01:47:19,931 It's not going to happen, okay? 1147 01:47:19,965 --> 01:47:21,415 So just drop it. 1148 01:47:24,591 --> 01:47:28,388 - I hated rugby in school. Did you know that? 1149 01:47:31,045 --> 01:47:34,773 I was great at it, but I hated every second. 1150 01:47:39,433 --> 01:47:42,505 Never thought I'd give it another go. 1151 01:47:43,713 --> 01:47:45,922 Then I met all of you boys. 1152 01:47:48,131 --> 01:47:50,651 It was like finding a family. 1153 01:47:52,895 --> 01:47:54,483 Maybe being a Stag meant nothing to you- 1154 01:47:54,517 --> 01:47:56,381 - This isn't fair, Pink. 1155 01:47:56,416 --> 01:47:58,797 - No, it isn't. 1156 01:48:05,148 --> 01:48:08,359 - Look, I'm sorry, okay? The answer is no. 1157 01:48:16,643 --> 01:48:20,716 - Okay lads. That's enough, let's go. 1158 01:48:27,757 --> 01:48:28,620 - Hey. 1159 01:48:32,935 --> 01:48:35,144 I need something from you. 1160 01:48:35,178 --> 01:48:36,732 - No way. 1161 01:48:38,147 --> 01:48:40,529 He doesn't want to see me. 1162 01:48:40,563 --> 01:48:42,738 - You owe us this. 1163 01:49:59,953 --> 01:50:01,437 - I can't stop thinking about Christmas- 1164 01:50:01,472 --> 01:50:02,680 - Stop. 1165 01:50:02,714 --> 01:50:04,578 - Next time, I'll even beat your dad down the mountain- 1166 01:50:04,613 --> 01:50:08,858 - Warren, there won't be a next time. You know that. 1167 01:50:14,933 --> 01:50:16,038 - I miss you. 1168 01:50:21,802 --> 01:50:23,770 - Why are we even here? 1169 01:50:27,912 --> 01:50:30,535 Pinky spoke to you, didn't he? 1170 01:50:32,123 --> 01:50:34,125 - It really hurt that you never answered. 1171 01:50:34,159 --> 01:50:35,713 - I'm surprised you care. 1172 01:50:35,747 --> 01:50:37,093 - Don't say that. 1173 01:50:41,512 --> 01:50:42,616 Mark. 1174 01:50:43,721 --> 01:50:45,688 I love you. 1175 01:50:51,107 --> 01:50:54,179 - And what good does that do me now? Hmm? 1176 01:50:55,249 --> 01:50:56,837 - Why are you doing this? 1177 01:50:56,872 --> 01:51:00,082 - Why am I? Why are you, Warren? 1178 01:51:00,116 --> 01:51:04,189 What is it you want from me? You had your chance. 1179 01:51:05,743 --> 01:51:07,745 It's all just words now. 1180 01:51:13,923 --> 01:51:16,132 Does John know you're here? 1181 01:51:29,111 --> 01:51:31,562 - How did we get here, Mark? 1182 01:51:59,762 --> 01:52:01,557 - Pinky gave me this. 1183 01:52:09,013 --> 01:52:10,635 Don't punish them. 1184 01:53:26,193 --> 01:53:28,368 - You're a good man, Mark. 1185 01:54:28,221 --> 01:54:31,155 - Go, go, go, go, go. 1186 01:54:31,189 --> 01:54:33,398 Ready, Ready Ready, go! 1187 01:54:59,010 --> 01:55:02,186 - It's been a tough old season for us all, 1188 01:55:02,220 --> 01:55:04,775 but we've got everything to fight for. 1189 01:55:04,809 --> 01:55:07,329 Now, the powers that be might not believe in you, but I do, 1190 01:55:07,363 --> 01:55:10,781 completely, and I know that every one of you 1191 01:55:10,815 --> 01:55:12,783 believes in each other. 1192 01:55:12,817 --> 01:55:13,887 So lets show that today 1193 01:55:13,922 --> 01:55:16,338 - and lets show that to everybody who's watching. 1194 01:55:16,372 --> 01:55:17,891 - Come on, boys. Let's do this. Hands in. 1195 01:55:17,926 --> 01:55:19,168 Three, two, one. 1196 01:55:19,203 --> 01:55:20,480 - Stags! 1197 01:56:22,335 --> 01:56:23,819 - Come on, boys. 1198 01:56:30,412 --> 01:56:31,516 - Have I missed much? 1199 01:56:31,551 --> 01:56:34,416 - It's five all and they've just called half-time. 1200 01:56:34,450 --> 01:56:36,418 - - Jimmy] We need to focus and get some discipline, yeah? 1201 01:56:36,452 --> 01:56:37,453 Can we get some water? 1202 01:56:37,488 --> 01:56:38,316 - Water. 1203 01:56:38,351 --> 01:56:39,352 - Right, listen up, guys. 1204 01:56:39,386 --> 01:56:40,629 Their backs are unfit. 1205 01:56:40,663 --> 01:56:42,596 They're relying on their forward power. 1206 01:56:42,631 --> 01:56:45,047 Mr. Pink, you see that flanker over there? 1207 01:56:45,082 --> 01:56:46,048 - Which one? 1208 01:56:46,083 --> 01:56:47,049 - The pretty one. 1209 01:56:47,084 --> 01:56:48,430 - Oh, yeah. 1210 01:56:48,464 --> 01:56:49,603 - Take him out. 1211 01:56:49,638 --> 01:56:51,088 - I think I can manage that. 1212 01:56:51,122 --> 01:56:52,192 - Right, listen up. 1213 01:56:52,227 --> 01:56:54,125 Mark, Henry, you let the forwards to do their work. 1214 01:56:54,160 --> 01:56:55,886 Then you're going to break through the back line, all right? 1215 01:56:55,920 --> 01:56:58,889 That is how we are going win it. Come on. 1216 01:57:12,523 --> 01:57:13,835 - Long time. 1217 01:57:18,598 --> 01:57:21,359 - Do you actually understand all these rules? 1218 01:57:21,394 --> 01:57:22,567 - First match? 1219 01:57:24,190 --> 01:57:27,952 Well, first of all, they're laws, not rules, 1220 01:57:27,987 --> 01:57:29,505 - and no, 1221 01:57:29,540 --> 01:57:32,439 but, I don't think anyone does. 1222 01:57:32,474 --> 01:57:34,925 Least of all, this ref. 1223 01:57:36,927 --> 01:57:39,032 - Oh you are so mine. 1224 01:57:45,659 --> 01:57:46,764 - - Referee] High tackle. 1225 01:57:46,798 --> 01:57:51,217 - That's not quite what I meant, Mr. Pink. 1226 01:57:53,633 --> 01:57:56,187 - - Supporter] They're one player down, now. 1227 01:57:56,222 --> 01:57:58,914 Five minutes left. Still a tie. 1228 01:57:58,949 --> 01:58:00,191 - Ladies, focus. 1229 01:58:00,226 --> 01:58:02,504 Henry, you got this. 1230 01:59:41,396 --> 01:59:43,329 - - Jimmy] Come on, guys. It's not over yet. 1231 01:59:43,363 --> 01:59:44,226 Carlos. 1232 01:59:45,641 --> 01:59:47,678 - Wait, give it to Henry. 1233 01:59:48,713 --> 01:59:50,784 - - Jimmy] Well done, Henry. 1234 02:00:51,707 --> 02:00:56,712 - Thought I would finally see what all the fuss was about. 1235 02:00:57,196 --> 02:00:58,542 - It means a lot. 1236 02:01:18,769 --> 02:01:22,083 I am sorry. I never meant to hurt you. 1237 02:01:25,258 --> 02:01:26,535 - It's getting late. 1238 02:01:26,570 --> 02:01:31,678 - Look, maybe we can go for a drink or something, sometime? 1239 02:01:31,713 --> 02:01:35,613 - I'm really glad I got to see you play, Mark. 1240 02:01:37,788 --> 02:01:39,479 - - Jimmy] Where's Mark? 1241 02:01:39,514 --> 02:01:40,653 - Mark. 1242 02:01:40,687 --> 02:01:41,550 Come on. 1243 02:01:43,621 --> 02:01:44,622 - It's okay. 1244 02:01:45,968 --> 02:01:46,797 Go. 1245 02:02:15,791 --> 02:02:17,172 - Look at them. 1246 02:02:20,486 --> 02:02:25,249 You never really understood how we used to win, did you? 1247 02:02:25,284 --> 02:02:28,425 But it was never about being the best. 1248 02:02:57,316 --> 02:02:58,455 - Are we okay? 1249 02:03:00,664 --> 02:03:02,390 - We can work on it. 1250 02:03:16,024 --> 02:03:16,852 - Mark. 1251 02:03:17,819 --> 02:03:20,960 Mark, wait. Please. 1252 02:03:22,927 --> 02:03:23,928 Can we talk? 1253 02:03:38,874 --> 02:03:43,672 That was the best I've ever seen you play, today. 1254 02:03:43,707 --> 02:03:45,018 - Thanks. 1255 02:03:45,053 --> 02:03:47,297 - I'm glad you came back. 1256 02:03:53,095 --> 02:03:55,995 John wanted to come down and support Henry. 1257 02:03:56,029 --> 02:03:58,377 And um, 1258 02:03:58,411 --> 02:03:59,585 well, 1259 02:03:59,619 --> 02:04:03,692 - I just wanted to see the old place for one last time. 1260 02:04:05,384 --> 02:04:07,006 - What do you mean? 1261 02:04:07,040 --> 02:04:10,665 - Me and John are leaving the club. 1262 02:04:10,699 --> 02:04:12,874 It's probably for the best. 1263 02:04:16,981 --> 02:04:18,776 Now, I'm not so sure. 1264 02:04:21,538 --> 02:04:22,849 Seeing you this week again- 1265 02:04:22,884 --> 02:04:23,747 - Warren. 1266 02:04:25,611 --> 02:04:29,615 - I could go and end it with him now, right now. 1267 02:04:31,341 --> 02:04:33,515 We could try again, but properly this time- 1268 02:04:33,550 --> 02:04:34,378 - Please. 1269 02:04:38,071 --> 02:04:41,903 I really appreciate you coming today. 1270 02:04:41,937 --> 02:04:42,800 I do. 1271 02:04:47,080 --> 02:04:48,461 Look, I just... 1272 02:04:51,706 --> 02:04:52,948 We lost our way. 1273 02:05:00,439 --> 02:05:02,993 - And I think I've found it again now. 1274 02:05:30,469 --> 02:05:31,987 - I've got to go. 1275 02:05:35,474 --> 02:05:36,613 Come here. 1276 02:07:28,725 --> 02:07:30,796 - Boys! 1277 02:07:36,008 --> 02:07:37,941 - Nice yellow card today. 1278 02:07:37,975 --> 02:07:39,494 - Oh, fuck. 1279 02:07:41,531 --> 02:07:44,775 - Ladies and gentleman, 1280 02:07:44,810 --> 02:07:46,501 - Thank you. 1281 02:07:47,675 --> 02:07:50,850 Firstly, I'd like to express our sincere gratitude 1282 02:07:50,885 --> 02:07:53,163 to the Rochester boys for coming down today, 1283 02:07:53,197 --> 02:07:55,683 and providing us with such spirited 1284 02:07:55,717 --> 02:07:57,512 and sporting opposition. 1285 02:07:57,547 --> 02:07:58,755 So thank you. 1286 02:08:03,069 --> 02:08:04,830 Though I must say it feels pretty good 1287 02:08:04,864 --> 02:08:09,524 to have reclaimed the honour today, on this day, 1288 02:08:09,559 --> 02:08:12,562 the day of our final match together. 1289 02:08:13,597 --> 02:08:17,221 Our final match together this season. 1290 02:08:17,256 --> 02:08:21,674 And I'd like to take this opportunity to thank Stuart, 1291 02:08:21,709 --> 02:08:25,747 and each and every one of my teammates, even Gareth. 1292 02:08:27,853 --> 02:08:30,062 My rugby family. 1293 02:08:34,100 --> 02:08:37,241 For reminding me, over the course of this season, 1294 02:08:37,276 --> 02:08:40,831 what this game of rugby is really about. 1295 02:08:40,866 --> 02:08:42,143 So thank you. 1296 02:08:43,213 --> 02:08:44,973 And now, for our man of the match. 1297 02:08:45,008 --> 02:08:46,906 It was a tough call this week, 1298 02:08:46,941 --> 02:08:48,183 but I'd like to give it to someone who I think 1299 02:08:48,218 --> 02:08:52,256 we all know has had his fair share struggles off the pitch. 1300 02:08:52,291 --> 02:08:54,258 He never fails to put that aside, 1301 02:08:54,293 --> 02:08:58,193 and give himself 100% when he's on the pitch, 1302 02:08:58,228 --> 02:08:59,747 hungover or not. 1303 02:08:59,781 --> 02:09:01,196 Henry Michaels. 1304 02:09:10,999 --> 02:09:13,001 One non-alcoholic pint. 1305 02:09:15,003 --> 02:09:17,765 And now, for our dick of the day. 1306 02:09:17,799 --> 02:09:21,078 We all know him. We all still love him anyway. 1307 02:09:21,113 --> 02:09:23,046 He managed to get another yellow card today. 1308 02:09:23,080 --> 02:09:24,737 He may just be our dick of the season. 1309 02:09:24,772 --> 02:09:27,602 He is our dick of the season. Mr. Pink. 1310 02:09:31,364 --> 02:09:33,919 - You fuckers. I hate you all. 1311 02:09:38,406 --> 02:09:42,203 - He is a stag lad, he is a stag lad, 1312 02:09:43,445 --> 02:09:47,311 he shouts it proudly, night and day, hey, hey! 1313 02:09:47,346 --> 02:09:50,970 He's never lonely when we are with him, 1314 02:09:51,005 --> 02:09:53,870 and he knows how to put a pint away, 1315 02:09:53,904 --> 02:09:57,183 pint away, pint away, pint away, pint away, 1316 02:09:57,218 --> 02:10:00,635 pint away, pint away, pint away, pint away, 1317 02:10:00,670 --> 02:10:02,326 pint away, pint away. 1318 02:10:14,753 --> 02:10:15,857 - Here he is! 1319 02:10:15,892 --> 02:10:17,410 - Don't you fucking dare.