1 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:12,074 Advertise your product or brand here contact www.OpenSubtitles.org today 2 00:00:25,224 --> 00:00:29,618 You know that evil Heavy Metal that your parents hate you listening to? 3 00:00:30,629 --> 00:00:34,149 You know those lyrics about hell and doom, 4 00:00:34,249 --> 00:00:37,602 demons ripping you new orifices to shit out of? 5 00:00:38,549 --> 00:00:41,591 But what if I told you it's all real? 6 00:00:42,606 --> 00:00:44,553 I know... 7 00:00:46,259 --> 00:00:48,274 I was there. 8 00:01:24,376 --> 00:01:27,392 But wait... let's start at the beginning. 9 00:01:28,312 --> 00:01:30,648 It all started in Greypoint, 10 00:01:30,748 --> 00:01:33,686 the middle of ass-fuck nowhere. 11 00:01:35,083 --> 00:01:38,253 I had to shift here after my mum went on a massive meth bender, 12 00:01:38,353 --> 00:01:42,401 and tried to suck off a Santa Claus in a crowded mall. 13 00:01:44,055 --> 00:01:45,944 Mum got sent to a mental ward. 14 00:01:46,324 --> 00:01:48,905 And I got stuck with my Uncle. 15 00:02:00,586 --> 00:02:04,503 My Uncle Albert was balls deep into Jesus. 16 00:02:08,275 --> 00:02:09,977 He thought Ricky Martin was heavy. 17 00:02:10,077 --> 00:02:12,212 He heard me cranking some Disemboweled Corpse, 18 00:02:12,312 --> 00:02:14,133 and he hasn't slept for days. 19 00:02:17,915 --> 00:02:21,719 I brought about the end of the world. Biggest dick move ever. 20 00:02:21,819 --> 00:02:23,654 Stop struggling. 21 00:02:24,254 --> 00:02:26,122 It won't fit. 22 00:02:26,222 --> 00:02:27,894 - Get up there. - This is Dion. 23 00:02:27,994 --> 00:02:30,492 And that is probably the least embarrassing orifice 24 00:02:30,592 --> 00:02:32,361 that dice has been shoved into. 25 00:02:32,961 --> 00:02:35,196 Wait... Yes, it's in! 26 00:02:35,296 --> 00:02:37,887 - And this is my dickhead cousin. - Hey, David. 27 00:02:38,237 --> 00:02:41,101 He's hospitalized more nerds than asthma. 28 00:02:41,201 --> 00:02:43,153 I saw Uncle Albert washing your sheets this morning. 29 00:02:43,253 --> 00:02:46,205 - You shit the bed or something? - Fuckin' devil-worshiper. 30 00:02:46,305 --> 00:02:48,306 I can't wait until my dad kicks you out on the streets 31 00:02:48,406 --> 00:02:51,842 and you've got to blow truck drivers for food like your psycho mum. 32 00:02:52,301 --> 00:02:54,490 His mum is a psycho. 33 00:02:59,781 --> 00:03:01,829 You all right, man? 34 00:03:03,016 --> 00:03:07,353 - Here's your dice. - It's actually a die. Dice is plural. 35 00:03:07,453 --> 00:03:10,281 And it's a D10. But... 36 00:03:10,888 --> 00:03:12,503 Thanks. 37 00:03:14,458 --> 00:03:19,027 - Jesus. Who's that? - Oh, Medina Darcy. 38 00:03:19,127 --> 00:03:22,247 Number one cause of awkward boners in Greypoint. 39 00:03:24,583 --> 00:03:27,868 - No dude. - What do you mean "no"? 40 00:03:27,968 --> 00:03:31,237 No way. Chicks like that, they don't go out with metalheads. 41 00:03:31,337 --> 00:03:33,290 They bang apes like your cousin. 42 00:03:34,738 --> 00:03:36,157 Forget her, man. 43 00:03:36,257 --> 00:03:38,192 At lunchtime, 44 00:03:38,342 --> 00:03:43,248 do you want to do something completely badass? 45 00:03:51,186 --> 00:03:54,522 And that's... eight points of non-lethal damage. 46 00:03:54,622 --> 00:03:57,228 Exceeds your HP; your cleric is unconscious. 47 00:03:57,328 --> 00:04:01,512 No fucking way. How is it still breathing? I cast a fireball. 48 00:04:01,612 --> 00:04:04,214 You cast it at a Fire troll. 49 00:04:04,314 --> 00:04:07,817 - It's immune to fire. - This is bullshit. 50 00:04:07,917 --> 00:04:12,454 Well, that's Giles. He was once suspended for violating the CPR training dummy. 51 00:04:12,554 --> 00:04:17,071 I'm the DM, Giles. What I say goes, okay? I am the law. 52 00:04:17,171 --> 00:04:19,292 - This is your problem, Dion. - Okay. 53 00:04:19,392 --> 00:04:22,261 - This is why no woman will talk to you. - Hey, do you know what? 54 00:04:22,361 --> 00:04:25,831 A whole family of goblins has just amassed around your dead body. 55 00:04:25,931 --> 00:04:28,199 And one of them is humping your foot. How do you like that? 56 00:04:28,299 --> 00:04:29,746 How... 57 00:04:50,265 --> 00:04:53,413 - Fuckin' nerds. - Oh, Jesus. 58 00:04:56,819 --> 00:04:58,714 It's piss. 59 00:04:58,814 --> 00:05:02,224 They sprayed us with piss. Again! 60 00:05:02,324 --> 00:05:05,961 Oh, the Player's Guide is totally ruined. 61 00:05:06,061 --> 00:05:09,931 My friends are losers. My uncle keeps trying to christen me in my sleep, 62 00:05:10,031 --> 00:05:12,366 and I'm drenched in my cousin's bodily fluids. 63 00:05:12,466 --> 00:05:14,748 X minus one... 64 00:05:16,401 --> 00:05:18,884 X plus one... 65 00:05:24,174 --> 00:05:28,011 Good work, Brodie. Nice technique. 66 00:05:28,111 --> 00:05:30,960 Great shading on the demon penises. 67 00:05:32,414 --> 00:05:36,317 Is that me having hot pokers stuffed up my rectum by skeletons? 68 00:05:36,417 --> 00:05:39,119 - Yes, sir. - Nice likeness. 69 00:05:39,219 --> 00:05:42,384 Very detailed. Two weeks detention. 70 00:05:48,625 --> 00:05:49,560 Silence! 71 00:05:49,660 --> 00:05:52,729 So, that's me. Brodie. 72 00:05:53,730 --> 00:05:55,577 Fuck my life. 73 00:06:00,666 --> 00:06:03,049 Fucking late again. 74 00:06:07,172 --> 00:06:10,276 Oh, Christ, it's my Satanist cousin, Brodie. 75 00:06:10,376 --> 00:06:13,979 Look at that ugly loner. I'm gonna make his life hell on earth. 76 00:06:14,363 --> 00:06:17,269 That's really cool, David. Can you please take me home now? 77 00:06:18,449 --> 00:06:20,317 I thought we'd take a drive or something. 78 00:06:20,417 --> 00:06:25,639 Okay, it's hard to believe, but talking about bullying isn't really a turn on. 79 00:06:28,323 --> 00:06:30,893 There was only one cool thing about Greypoint... 80 00:06:30,993 --> 00:06:32,661 Alien Records. 81 00:06:32,761 --> 00:06:36,030 Byron sold the sickest vinyl, while his psychic girlfriend, Abigail, 82 00:06:36,130 --> 00:06:38,770 told fortunes to bored housewives. 83 00:06:40,698 --> 00:06:44,701 Welcome to Alien records. How are things, kid? 84 00:06:45,501 --> 00:06:47,600 Things are shitty. 85 00:06:49,504 --> 00:06:52,974 - Check it out. - Oh, Haxan Sword? Epic. 86 00:06:53,074 --> 00:06:56,043 Yeah, man, it's only one of 666 ever printed, 87 00:06:56,143 --> 00:07:00,980 numbered in blood by Rikki Daggers himself. 88 00:07:01,080 --> 00:07:04,663 Metal vinyl's over there by that kid. 89 00:07:42,315 --> 00:07:44,085 Fuck, yes. 90 00:07:44,185 --> 00:07:46,787 - Now that's a record, man. - Yeah. 91 00:07:47,287 --> 00:07:49,389 I've actually been after that one for a while. 92 00:07:49,689 --> 00:07:52,071 I'm Brodie, by the way. 93 00:07:56,395 --> 00:08:00,265 - Zakk. - After I met Zakk, my life changed. 94 00:08:00,565 --> 00:08:03,534 My mother was gonna call me Storm though. 95 00:08:03,634 --> 00:08:06,504 - Rad. - I know. 96 00:08:07,104 --> 00:08:10,639 He was a tornado of chaos, leaving a trail of destruction 97 00:08:10,739 --> 00:08:13,600 and teen pregnancies in his wake. 98 00:08:14,654 --> 00:08:17,361 Zakk got expelled after stabbing a kid with a math compass 99 00:08:17,461 --> 00:08:19,496 because he stepped on his King Diamond tape. 100 00:08:20,546 --> 00:08:22,225 Or was it a setsquare? 101 00:08:23,882 --> 00:08:25,784 He used to help his dad at the car workshop. 102 00:08:25,884 --> 00:08:30,540 But mainly he just stole anything not bolted on and then unbolted the rest. 103 00:08:30,640 --> 00:08:33,036 Yeah. Fuck you too, Bono. 104 00:08:35,857 --> 00:08:37,660 Hey, man... 105 00:08:37,760 --> 00:08:39,995 you want to do something crazy? 106 00:08:40,095 --> 00:08:42,464 It's not role-playing is it? 107 00:08:42,564 --> 00:08:45,106 What the fuck is role-playing? 108 00:08:59,343 --> 00:09:03,020 Zakk played bass so we started a band. 109 00:09:04,480 --> 00:09:06,816 Hey. This is... Giles and Dion. 110 00:09:06,916 --> 00:09:09,464 - Hey. - Hey. 111 00:09:13,688 --> 00:09:16,390 Right, first things first. What are we called? 112 00:09:17,154 --> 00:09:20,056 - Murder Boner? - Toothed Vagina. 113 00:09:20,156 --> 00:09:22,261 Oh, Maggot Sperm. 114 00:09:22,361 --> 00:09:23,762 Cannibal Unicorn. 115 00:09:23,862 --> 00:09:27,698 How about like, thirteen S's. You know, like... 116 00:09:29,300 --> 00:09:32,636 Got it. Got it. DEATHGASM. 117 00:09:32,736 --> 00:09:36,238 All spelled in capitals. Lower case is for pussies. 118 00:09:36,338 --> 00:09:38,073 Cool. What about... 119 00:09:38,173 --> 00:09:40,542 I fuckin' said... 120 00:09:40,942 --> 00:09:42,558 DEATHGASM! 121 00:09:55,521 --> 00:09:58,087 Solo. Fuckin' shred it. 122 00:10:12,336 --> 00:10:16,973 - Dude, I thought you said you could play. - Sorry. I can. I can. 123 00:10:17,073 --> 00:10:19,575 I'm just... I'm... I'm just rusty. 124 00:10:20,075 --> 00:10:22,790 All right. From the top. 125 00:10:31,716 --> 00:10:34,565 What? Just mixing it up. 126 00:10:42,056 --> 00:10:45,039 - Where are we going? - It's a surprise. 127 00:10:49,663 --> 00:10:53,113 - What the hell is that for? - Dude, chill out. It's fine. 128 00:11:00,254 --> 00:11:03,046 All right. You stay here. 129 00:11:10,513 --> 00:11:12,449 You're lookout. 130 00:11:12,549 --> 00:11:14,263 What? 131 00:11:23,423 --> 00:11:25,195 Shit. 132 00:12:05,462 --> 00:12:07,290 Zakk? 133 00:12:28,817 --> 00:12:29,892 Zakk? 134 00:12:30,793 --> 00:12:32,800 Oh, shit! 135 00:12:34,856 --> 00:12:36,870 Did you shit yourself? 136 00:12:37,558 --> 00:12:39,463 Nice surprise. 137 00:12:39,563 --> 00:12:44,021 You're an accomplice, mate. Don't puss out on me now. Come on. 138 00:12:44,121 --> 00:12:46,132 Check it out. 139 00:12:46,907 --> 00:12:48,779 Shit. 140 00:12:49,702 --> 00:12:52,304 Man, these guys were legends back in the day. 141 00:12:52,404 --> 00:12:54,361 Check it out. 142 00:12:55,606 --> 00:12:57,314 Rikki Daggers. 143 00:12:57,414 --> 00:13:01,577 He was a maniac. Didn't he used to kill live rabbits on stage with a crowbar? 144 00:13:02,177 --> 00:13:04,792 No, man. It was a claw hammer. 145 00:13:06,846 --> 00:13:09,249 Wonder what happened to him? 146 00:13:09,349 --> 00:13:13,052 Spent all his money on coke, hookers and Satanist shit. 147 00:13:13,452 --> 00:13:17,772 Last I heard he was hiding out in some small, crappy New Zealand town. 148 00:13:22,125 --> 00:13:25,729 - No fuckin' way. - Yes fuckin' way. 149 00:13:25,829 --> 00:13:29,717 - No fuckin' way. - Rikki Fuckin' Daggers, man. 150 00:13:32,358 --> 00:13:34,617 Hey, this way. 151 00:13:43,144 --> 00:13:45,314 Holy fuck. Look at those amps. 152 00:13:45,414 --> 00:13:48,830 No, they're old as hell; probably all busted. 153 00:13:52,585 --> 00:13:54,287 Is that...? 154 00:13:54,387 --> 00:13:57,289 It's him. Is he dead? 155 00:13:57,389 --> 00:13:59,957 - I bag that record. - Dude, that's low. 156 00:14:00,057 --> 00:14:02,305 I can go much lower. 157 00:14:40,959 --> 00:14:42,514 Come on. 158 00:14:42,614 --> 00:14:46,430 - Check it out. - No fuckin' way. 159 00:14:46,530 --> 00:14:48,563 Motherfucker! 160 00:14:48,663 --> 00:14:52,535 - Dude. Dude. Dude. Dude... - The record... drop it. 161 00:14:53,435 --> 00:14:55,504 Kick it to me. 162 00:14:57,135 --> 00:14:59,967 - Right. What the fuck... - Chill. 163 00:15:00,067 --> 00:15:03,984 ...are you two cunts doing in my house? 164 00:15:04,084 --> 00:15:07,024 - Let's get out of here. Come on. - Don't you fuckin' move. 165 00:15:07,124 --> 00:15:09,779 Aeon sent you, didn't he? 166 00:15:10,717 --> 00:15:15,137 When are you occultist cunts ever gonna fuckin learn? 167 00:15:15,237 --> 00:15:17,372 No, we're just... we're just metalheads. 168 00:15:17,472 --> 00:15:19,474 We're fans. 169 00:15:21,324 --> 00:15:23,427 Well, how did you find me? 170 00:15:23,527 --> 00:15:26,596 Latest Death Scream, dude. You were outed. 171 00:15:26,696 --> 00:15:28,743 Oh, fuck. 172 00:15:29,465 --> 00:15:31,746 Fuck! 173 00:15:34,868 --> 00:15:37,117 We're all gonna die. 174 00:15:52,953 --> 00:15:55,434 Shit. Someone's coming. 175 00:16:00,892 --> 00:16:03,428 Here. Take it. Take it! 176 00:16:03,828 --> 00:16:06,931 Hide it and guard it with your life. 177 00:16:07,031 --> 00:16:09,546 - Come on, let's bail. Let's bail. - Fuck. 178 00:16:20,542 --> 00:16:23,663 So you fuckers finally found me. 179 00:16:23,763 --> 00:16:26,033 Where is it, Daggers? 180 00:16:36,654 --> 00:16:38,958 Who were you talking to? 181 00:16:39,491 --> 00:16:40,658 I heard voices. 182 00:16:40,758 --> 00:16:45,724 Why don't you go home and tell Aeon to fuck himself! 183 00:16:50,845 --> 00:16:52,801 It's a trap. 184 00:16:52,901 --> 00:16:57,141 Well, go on then, do it, you fuckin' pussy. 185 00:17:16,857 --> 00:17:19,137 Well, that was fucked up. 186 00:17:22,259 --> 00:17:26,783 Dude, what the hell? It's a fucking Rick Astley record! 187 00:17:28,198 --> 00:17:29,779 Fuck. 188 00:17:32,868 --> 00:17:36,050 - What the hell was that? - Weird. 189 00:17:38,538 --> 00:17:40,240 It's music. 190 00:17:40,340 --> 00:17:43,523 - Can you read it? - Yeah, I think so. It's pretty universal. 191 00:17:44,676 --> 00:17:47,058 It's really old. 192 00:17:47,911 --> 00:17:49,814 Holy fuck. 193 00:17:50,114 --> 00:17:52,882 - Look at the title. - What the fuck does it say? 194 00:17:52,982 --> 00:17:56,652 - I don't know, I think it's Latin. - What, like, Dora the fuckin' Explorer? 195 00:17:56,752 --> 00:17:59,388 No. Like, Romans and shit. 196 00:17:59,788 --> 00:18:03,625 Dude... we should learn this, turn it into a DEATHGASM song! 197 00:18:03,725 --> 00:18:05,885 It'll be fuckin' brutal. 198 00:18:06,494 --> 00:18:09,217 - You want a beer? - Yeah. 199 00:18:31,949 --> 00:18:33,775 Vadin. 200 00:18:36,152 --> 00:18:38,488 - I found Daggers. - Straight to it? 201 00:18:38,588 --> 00:18:41,424 Not even a, "How are things, Aeon?" 202 00:18:41,524 --> 00:18:44,493 You're direct. I've always liked that about you. 203 00:18:44,593 --> 00:18:48,630 - Aeon, the pages. - The Black Hymn, Vadin. 204 00:18:48,730 --> 00:18:52,066 Pages are just paper. The Black Hymn is absolute power. 205 00:18:52,166 --> 00:18:55,402 Please, give it the reverence it deserves. 206 00:18:55,502 --> 00:18:58,371 Daggers didn't have it, The Black Hymn. 207 00:18:58,471 --> 00:19:01,473 I think someone got to it before us. 208 00:19:03,374 --> 00:19:05,656 That's a shame. 209 00:19:06,142 --> 00:19:08,045 There was a break in. 210 00:19:08,145 --> 00:19:13,061 The pages should be in Greypoint somewhere. I just need more time. 211 00:19:18,518 --> 00:19:22,820 Winners don't make excuses for their failures, Vadin. 212 00:19:22,920 --> 00:19:25,825 - They learn from them. - No. Please. 213 00:19:25,925 --> 00:19:28,940 - Take his fucking head off. - No! 214 00:19:31,628 --> 00:19:35,732 Oh, come on, that's a custom made Sartori rug, idiots. 215 00:19:35,832 --> 00:19:38,935 You put a tarp down first. 216 00:19:39,035 --> 00:19:41,082 Do it again. 217 00:19:42,803 --> 00:19:46,487 Again! Do it again! 218 00:20:02,688 --> 00:20:04,691 That's good. 219 00:20:04,791 --> 00:20:07,205 Yeah, I think that worked. 220 00:20:10,762 --> 00:20:13,777 Get the car, we're heading into Greypoint. 221 00:20:24,840 --> 00:20:30,858 Zakk, Zakk, that's good. Brodie, can you put your foot up on that tree? 222 00:20:31,911 --> 00:20:35,439 Yeah. But... but higher. Higher. 223 00:20:35,539 --> 00:20:38,183 This is retarded. Our instruments aren't even plugged in. 224 00:20:38,283 --> 00:20:40,164 Where the fuck is the sound meant to be coming from? 225 00:20:40,264 --> 00:20:43,349 Trust me, this is gonna be off the hook. 226 00:20:43,954 --> 00:20:45,995 Yeah, yeah. No, that's good. 227 00:20:46,095 --> 00:20:48,946 Let's head to the next location. 228 00:20:55,887 --> 00:20:57,078 Fuck you, Dion. 229 00:21:39,905 --> 00:21:41,507 Does anybody want anything from the shop? 230 00:21:41,607 --> 00:21:45,010 Condoms, Vaseline, jumper cables and ammonium nitrate. 231 00:21:45,110 --> 00:21:47,812 I don't think they sell that combination of things. 232 00:21:48,712 --> 00:21:50,014 See... 233 00:21:50,114 --> 00:21:52,695 Sorry. Sorry. 234 00:21:54,016 --> 00:21:56,131 There you go. 235 00:21:58,752 --> 00:22:01,301 Could I please have my tampon? 236 00:22:01,921 --> 00:22:05,070 - Yeah, sure. - Thanks. 237 00:22:05,490 --> 00:22:08,126 - You're Brodie, right? - Yeah. 238 00:22:08,226 --> 00:22:10,795 I'm Medina, from maths class. 239 00:22:10,895 --> 00:22:14,544 Right, you're David's girlfriend, right? 240 00:22:14,764 --> 00:22:18,644 You know what, I was gonna get an ice cream. Did you want one? 241 00:22:18,902 --> 00:22:23,120 Yeah. I was just helping these guys... 242 00:22:25,574 --> 00:22:30,480 We're... we're all done here. Dude... catch you later. 243 00:22:31,180 --> 00:22:33,476 - Yeah, that'd be great. - Cool. 244 00:22:37,016 --> 00:22:39,432 Sperminate her, dude! 245 00:22:59,371 --> 00:23:04,777 So... the other day, in maths... Mr. Capenhurst is such a dick. 246 00:23:05,677 --> 00:23:07,545 - Yeah. - Yep. 247 00:23:07,645 --> 00:23:11,461 I... I saved this. Well, I rescued it from the bin. 248 00:23:12,815 --> 00:23:16,169 You're a really good drawer, like, really talented. I wish I could draw like that. 249 00:23:16,269 --> 00:23:20,034 Okay. Thank you. Thanks. 250 00:23:25,093 --> 00:23:30,231 You know, I was thinking about getting a tattoo, it would drive my dad crazy. 251 00:23:30,997 --> 00:23:33,478 I should get you to design it. 252 00:23:35,332 --> 00:23:37,247 - Maybe that's lame. - No, of course. 253 00:23:37,347 --> 00:23:41,985 I mean, of course I would help you design it. Not of course I think it's lame. 254 00:23:43,574 --> 00:23:45,322 Okay. 255 00:23:46,388 --> 00:23:48,852 You know, I was thinking about getting it just... 256 00:23:49,546 --> 00:23:50,915 just here. 257 00:23:52,015 --> 00:23:53,996 Yes. 258 00:23:54,096 --> 00:23:58,573 - Good spot for it. - Or maybe here, on my upper thigh. 259 00:23:58,673 --> 00:24:00,621 Yeah. Yes, yeah. 260 00:24:00,721 --> 00:24:04,057 Either... I mean, again, both great areas... places. 261 00:24:04,157 --> 00:24:06,558 And hard decision. 262 00:24:08,492 --> 00:24:10,241 So. 263 00:24:12,896 --> 00:24:16,083 - So, you're in a band? - Yeah, I play... the guitar. 264 00:24:16,183 --> 00:24:18,718 I mean, axe. 265 00:24:20,030 --> 00:24:22,828 Do you... do you like metal? 266 00:24:22,928 --> 00:24:26,841 Isn't it just a bunch of guys screaming? 267 00:24:26,941 --> 00:24:31,540 No way. Well, apart from grindcore. 268 00:24:31,640 --> 00:24:35,082 And... death metal is kind of like that. 269 00:24:35,182 --> 00:24:37,951 And deathcore, screamo, pornogrind, 270 00:24:38,051 --> 00:24:41,520 black metal, mathcore, thrash and mordorcore. But apart from those. 271 00:24:41,620 --> 00:24:43,788 It's just not my thing. 272 00:24:43,888 --> 00:24:46,193 I don't really get it. 273 00:24:48,056 --> 00:24:53,122 It's like, when life sucks, and you feel alone and empty. 274 00:24:53,222 --> 00:24:56,097 You stick on some metal and life is better, because... 275 00:24:56,197 --> 00:24:58,933 because somebody else knows the pain 276 00:24:59,033 --> 00:25:02,798 and the rage that you're going through, you know? 277 00:25:11,642 --> 00:25:13,844 I'll lend you a CD. 278 00:25:14,444 --> 00:25:17,021 You should... you should have a... have a listen. 279 00:25:28,553 --> 00:25:30,632 Anal cunt. 280 00:25:31,522 --> 00:25:33,164 This one. 281 00:25:43,865 --> 00:25:47,769 Awesome. These are really, really old. 282 00:25:47,869 --> 00:25:49,570 How are they not in a museum? 283 00:25:49,670 --> 00:25:52,539 Where did you say you got these again, dude? 284 00:25:52,639 --> 00:25:55,208 - I... - Found them... 285 00:25:55,308 --> 00:25:57,357 in a skip. 286 00:26:25,466 --> 00:26:29,082 I'm warning you, Brodie. Stop that devil music now. 287 00:27:38,766 --> 00:27:40,248 Shit, man. 288 00:27:51,909 --> 00:27:53,745 Laters, bud. 289 00:27:53,845 --> 00:27:55,947 Dude, you choked again. 290 00:27:56,047 --> 00:27:58,961 Sorry, I... started panicking. 291 00:27:59,681 --> 00:28:01,816 You ever had that feeling where you can't breathe? 292 00:28:01,916 --> 00:28:05,419 Like there's a crushing weight on your chest, and the room gets really small 293 00:28:05,519 --> 00:28:08,021 and your heart starts beating insanely fast? 294 00:28:08,121 --> 00:28:10,360 No, I never had that. 295 00:28:10,644 --> 00:28:13,625 Oh, Although this one time, this chick grabbed my nuts too hard, 296 00:28:13,725 --> 00:28:15,806 and my splooge came out red. 297 00:28:18,894 --> 00:28:21,009 Brotherhood of Steel? 298 00:28:21,129 --> 00:28:23,065 Brotherhood of Steel. 299 00:28:23,265 --> 00:28:25,213 Laters. 300 00:29:25,720 --> 00:29:29,136 The expression... 301 00:29:30,625 --> 00:29:32,898 three A... 302 00:29:32,998 --> 00:29:38,268 plus two B over two. 303 00:29:38,963 --> 00:29:44,302 When A equals three... 304 00:29:44,402 --> 00:29:46,300 and... 305 00:29:46,900 --> 00:29:50,982 B equals four. 306 00:29:54,076 --> 00:29:55,822 Anyway... 307 00:30:19,665 --> 00:30:23,148 - Hey, cuz. - The fuck do you want? 308 00:30:26,170 --> 00:30:27,571 Fuck. 309 00:30:27,771 --> 00:30:31,327 - Get him. - Get the fuck off, David. 310 00:30:31,427 --> 00:30:33,914 What are you gonna do about it, fudge packer? Tell my dad? 311 00:30:34,014 --> 00:30:36,142 - He hates you too. - Fuck. 312 00:30:36,242 --> 00:30:39,464 You go near my bitch again and I'll punch you in the dick every morning. 313 00:30:39,564 --> 00:30:41,540 Fucktard. 314 00:30:41,640 --> 00:30:44,147 - Rip Brodie's girlie earring out. - No. 315 00:30:44,247 --> 00:30:46,962 No! No, no, no... 316 00:30:57,590 --> 00:30:59,637 Come on. Lay into him. 317 00:31:14,537 --> 00:31:16,440 Are you stealing petrol? 318 00:31:16,540 --> 00:31:19,489 No. I'm stealing diesel. 319 00:31:20,275 --> 00:31:21,824 Well, don't you feel guilty? 320 00:31:24,378 --> 00:31:26,793 No. Hold that. 321 00:31:28,447 --> 00:31:30,717 You're Zakk, right? Brodie's friend? 322 00:31:30,817 --> 00:31:34,453 He... do you know where he is? He skipped class this afternoon. 323 00:31:34,653 --> 00:31:36,522 Brodie? 324 00:31:37,022 --> 00:31:39,324 Oh, yeah. He lost his dick in a freak bandsaw accident. 325 00:31:40,664 --> 00:31:41,991 Tragic. 326 00:31:42,091 --> 00:31:43,806 Okay. 327 00:31:46,400 --> 00:31:48,110 Well. 328 00:31:51,966 --> 00:31:54,034 Can you give him this? 329 00:31:56,035 --> 00:31:58,083 Don't read it. 330 00:32:53,554 --> 00:32:55,289 Zakk? 331 00:32:55,389 --> 00:32:57,323 Where's Brodie? 332 00:32:58,023 --> 00:32:59,945 He told me to pass on a message. 333 00:33:01,659 --> 00:33:05,475 He's not interested. He's got other shit going on. 334 00:33:12,400 --> 00:33:15,670 - Well, that's shit. - Yeah. 335 00:33:15,770 --> 00:33:18,205 Well, I thought I'd come down and tell you. 336 00:33:18,305 --> 00:33:21,566 Save you waiting all night, freezing your tits off. 337 00:33:23,437 --> 00:33:27,045 Well, thank you for considering the well-being of my tits. 338 00:33:27,145 --> 00:33:28,960 You're welcome. 339 00:33:30,513 --> 00:33:32,214 Here. 340 00:33:32,314 --> 00:33:34,362 You're freezing. 341 00:33:43,288 --> 00:33:47,111 Swig? Helps take the bullshit away. 342 00:33:50,493 --> 00:33:52,275 Fuck it. 343 00:33:55,130 --> 00:33:57,645 His mum is a psycho. 344 00:35:13,035 --> 00:35:14,971 Are you gonna tell us who gave you the shiner? 345 00:35:15,071 --> 00:35:18,140 Won't matter soon. Let's just fuckin' do this. 346 00:35:18,240 --> 00:35:21,876 Dude, you know I have your back. Tell me who they are, I'll fuck them up. 347 00:35:21,976 --> 00:35:23,845 I'm fine. 348 00:35:24,245 --> 00:35:27,280 All right. Well, if they give you any more shit, I know a trick, all right? 349 00:35:27,380 --> 00:35:29,749 Point down at his zipper and say, "Gross, your cock's hanging out." 350 00:35:29,849 --> 00:35:31,884 And then when they look down... Boom! 351 00:35:31,984 --> 00:35:33,983 You punch them in the face. 352 00:35:35,153 --> 00:35:37,340 My dad taught me that. 353 00:35:38,522 --> 00:35:41,025 All right, ladies. From the top. 354 00:37:27,257 --> 00:37:30,093 Goddamn, I have the worst headache. 355 00:37:30,193 --> 00:37:31,673 Were we asleep? 356 00:37:35,330 --> 00:37:37,411 Amps are buggered. 357 00:37:39,432 --> 00:37:42,535 Guys... guys, do I look different? 358 00:37:42,635 --> 00:37:45,484 More, like... more powerful? 359 00:37:53,010 --> 00:37:54,511 You could be weaker than before. 360 00:37:54,611 --> 00:37:58,302 Something fucked up happened, man. My head is throbbing. 361 00:38:00,647 --> 00:38:04,597 Something went wrong. It didn't work. 362 00:38:05,384 --> 00:38:08,067 What are you talking about, dude? 363 00:38:12,389 --> 00:38:17,065 Wouldn't it be crazy if... if the music had something to do with demons? 364 00:38:17,165 --> 00:38:18,975 Demons? 365 00:38:20,497 --> 00:38:22,377 Demons? 366 00:38:23,232 --> 00:38:25,254 Demons? 367 00:38:41,479 --> 00:38:43,248 Fuck! 368 00:38:43,848 --> 00:38:47,584 - What do you want, asshole? - Can you hear the trumpets, Brodie? 369 00:38:47,684 --> 00:38:51,554 They're getting louder. The Blind One is coming. 370 00:38:51,704 --> 00:38:54,562 He's going to suck out your intestines for a thousand years 371 00:38:54,662 --> 00:38:57,704 and use your ribs as toothpicks. 372 00:39:00,253 --> 00:39:02,001 Okay. 373 00:39:06,848 --> 00:39:11,390 Did I mention... he's going to roast your nuts over an open fire? 374 00:39:11,490 --> 00:39:13,916 While they're still attached, of course. 375 00:39:14,016 --> 00:39:17,737 - No, Terry. You didn't mention that. - Well, he is. 376 00:39:47,848 --> 00:39:50,925 Mr. Capenhurst, are you okay? 377 00:40:08,197 --> 00:40:10,245 Oh, my God. 378 00:40:15,069 --> 00:40:17,784 Oh, my God. 379 00:40:23,975 --> 00:40:27,546 There was just blood everywhere, from every hole. 380 00:40:27,746 --> 00:40:30,381 - It was crazy. - Weird. 381 00:40:30,481 --> 00:40:32,282 Yeah, it was mental, man. 382 00:40:32,382 --> 00:40:36,757 Medina, too. Just... just totally ignored me. 383 00:40:36,952 --> 00:40:39,120 Did she say why? 384 00:40:39,420 --> 00:40:41,088 No. 385 00:40:41,188 --> 00:40:44,887 Feels like everybody in my neighborhood has gone insane. 386 00:40:45,391 --> 00:40:48,094 This town has always been fuckin' crazy. 387 00:40:48,194 --> 00:40:51,899 Pouring fuckin' fluoride in the water or something. 388 00:40:52,331 --> 00:40:54,445 What the fuck is that noise? 389 00:40:56,301 --> 00:40:58,148 Dad? 390 00:40:59,937 --> 00:41:02,051 For fuck's sake. 391 00:41:04,706 --> 00:41:06,521 Dad? 392 00:41:07,509 --> 00:41:09,323 Dad? 393 00:41:11,646 --> 00:41:14,081 Dad, what the fuck are you doing? 394 00:41:14,181 --> 00:41:17,383 Dad? What are you doing? 395 00:41:17,483 --> 00:41:20,652 - What's wrong with him, is he drunk? - I don't think so. 396 00:41:20,752 --> 00:41:22,353 Dad, talk to me. 397 00:41:22,453 --> 00:41:25,696 Look, I want to take this T-shirt off your face. Yeah? 398 00:41:25,796 --> 00:41:28,978 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's okay. 399 00:41:29,958 --> 00:41:31,706 Fuck! 400 00:41:33,729 --> 00:41:35,810 What the fuck is he doing? 401 00:41:37,699 --> 00:41:41,235 - Holy fuck! - I can see you. 402 00:41:41,335 --> 00:41:43,160 Fuck! 403 00:42:25,539 --> 00:42:27,375 Brutal. 404 00:42:27,775 --> 00:42:30,124 Should we... check his pulse. 405 00:42:30,224 --> 00:42:32,930 He has a fucking engine for a head. 406 00:42:33,380 --> 00:42:36,316 I don't think he's gonna be walking this one off, man. 407 00:42:36,416 --> 00:42:38,264 Shit. 408 00:42:39,317 --> 00:42:42,908 Your Dad, I'm... Fuck. I'm really sorry. 409 00:42:45,221 --> 00:42:47,103 Fuck! 410 00:42:54,862 --> 00:42:58,267 You know, it's weird but... 411 00:42:58,967 --> 00:43:02,116 I think he would've wanted to go out like this. 412 00:43:03,169 --> 00:43:08,040 His eyes ripped out, face grinded off, and then head mounted under a car engine? 413 00:43:08,140 --> 00:43:09,988 Totally. 414 00:43:12,442 --> 00:43:14,687 For whom the bell tolls, old man. 415 00:43:16,611 --> 00:43:19,314 Oh, fuck. 416 00:43:19,414 --> 00:43:21,216 Fuck! 417 00:43:21,616 --> 00:43:25,271 Dude, dude, I am so sorry. Fuck, man. 418 00:43:25,371 --> 00:43:27,683 This is all my fault. Okay. Fuck. 419 00:43:27,783 --> 00:43:32,058 I translated those pages, and they were all to do with summoning demons, okay? 420 00:43:32,158 --> 00:43:36,359 And now people are turning crazy. Like, possessed crazy. 421 00:43:36,459 --> 00:43:39,331 You knew that was some black magic shit and you didn't fuckin' tell me? 422 00:43:39,431 --> 00:43:43,040 - I didn't want you to think I was crazy. - It's a bit fuckin' late now, isn't it? 423 00:43:45,568 --> 00:43:48,004 This is fucking twisted, man. 424 00:43:48,104 --> 00:43:50,585 Fuckin' demons? 425 00:43:52,306 --> 00:43:56,543 Abigail. Fuckin' Abigail. You know, the chick from the record store, the psychic chick. 426 00:43:56,643 --> 00:43:59,958 She knows all about this stuff. We should go see her. 427 00:44:22,830 --> 00:44:25,629 The lights are on. They could still be here. 428 00:44:36,541 --> 00:44:38,510 Well, I'm out of ideas. 429 00:44:38,610 --> 00:44:40,490 Jesus! 430 00:44:44,681 --> 00:44:46,835 These things suck. 431 00:44:48,784 --> 00:44:51,449 What are you... what are you doing? 432 00:44:52,753 --> 00:44:56,655 Who brings a dice purse to a demon apocalypse anyway? 433 00:45:07,532 --> 00:45:10,847 - How do we stop these things? - Shit. 434 00:45:17,505 --> 00:45:19,040 - Medina! - What's up? 435 00:45:19,140 --> 00:45:21,689 - Sweet axe skills. - Thanks. 436 00:45:21,789 --> 00:45:24,878 I wanted to come up with one-liner like, "you were axing for this," or something. 437 00:45:24,978 --> 00:45:27,447 - That would be really cool, right? - That was pretty cool as is. 438 00:45:27,547 --> 00:45:29,595 I mean, the axe, and the... 439 00:45:30,815 --> 00:45:32,964 - Yeah. - Fuckin' awesome. 440 00:45:59,104 --> 00:46:01,300 Abigail, we need to get you to a hospital, okay? 441 00:46:01,400 --> 00:46:03,674 It's too late. 442 00:46:03,974 --> 00:46:06,357 It has possessed their bodies. 443 00:46:09,745 --> 00:46:11,513 Is that Satan? 444 00:46:11,613 --> 00:46:15,682 That is Aeloth, king of the demons. 445 00:46:15,782 --> 00:46:19,051 Aeloth? Sounds like a badass. 446 00:46:19,151 --> 00:46:24,055 - These words were in music pages. - The Black Hymn. You have it. 447 00:46:24,555 --> 00:46:27,610 Have it? We fuckin' played it. 448 00:46:34,227 --> 00:46:38,612 Well, then you have fucked us all. 449 00:46:45,170 --> 00:46:47,877 The possessed bodies... 450 00:46:49,052 --> 00:46:52,671 they kill all in their path... 451 00:46:52,771 --> 00:46:56,180 in preparation for Aeloth's ascension... 452 00:46:56,280 --> 00:46:58,850 on the next blood moon. 453 00:47:02,150 --> 00:47:05,596 - On the devil's hour. - Oh, shit. 454 00:47:05,696 --> 00:47:08,155 The moon is red tonight. 455 00:47:08,255 --> 00:47:11,770 - When is the Devil's hour? - Three a.m. 456 00:47:13,591 --> 00:47:15,193 Wait. 457 00:47:15,293 --> 00:47:18,013 Three a.m. Pacific or Eastern time? 458 00:47:18,429 --> 00:47:21,331 Do demons recognize daylight savings? 459 00:47:21,799 --> 00:47:27,838 When Aeloth returns His soul will fuse with that of a darkest human host. 460 00:47:28,238 --> 00:47:30,118 How can we stop him? 461 00:47:30,940 --> 00:47:33,762 - Do you still have the Black Hymn? - Yeah, it's back at my Uncle's. 462 00:47:33,862 --> 00:47:35,789 Well, then we can... 463 00:47:36,778 --> 00:47:38,759 Oh, shit! 464 00:47:57,830 --> 00:47:59,197 Have you guys seen Brodie tonight? 465 00:47:59,297 --> 00:48:01,999 Everyone I've seen is either dead or psycho-ed. 466 00:48:02,099 --> 00:48:06,068 No sign. Hey, my dad said we should head to the school in an emergency. 467 00:48:06,168 --> 00:48:08,435 It's... Greypoint's civil defense centre. 468 00:48:08,535 --> 00:48:14,231 He's a warden. I mean, was until he... got possessed and... 469 00:48:14,331 --> 00:48:17,211 - ate Mom's skin off. - Dude, are you still going on about that? 470 00:48:17,311 --> 00:48:19,446 It was hours ago, get the fuck over it. 471 00:48:19,546 --> 00:48:21,897 Let's head to the school. We're not gonna survive out here. 472 00:48:21,997 --> 00:48:24,078 Oh, wait a sec. 473 00:48:32,555 --> 00:48:34,591 Oh, God. 474 00:48:34,691 --> 00:48:37,405 Let's hope the demons can't read. 475 00:48:40,160 --> 00:48:42,074 You ready? 476 00:48:43,029 --> 00:48:45,094 Let's go. 477 00:49:10,987 --> 00:49:14,732 We need you to destroy the Vocavitque Rex daemonia. 478 00:49:14,832 --> 00:49:17,926 Destroy it? We came here to get it. 479 00:49:18,126 --> 00:49:23,648 Those who performed the Black Hymn may try to reverse it before Aeloth's ascension. 480 00:49:23,748 --> 00:49:26,341 - Can't you destroy it? - No! 481 00:49:26,441 --> 00:49:31,044 Only those who still have a soul can touch the pages. 482 00:49:31,144 --> 00:49:33,081 I do not. 483 00:49:34,537 --> 00:49:36,720 I have one condition. 484 00:49:37,207 --> 00:49:40,704 I want to become Aeloth's vessel. It has to be me. 485 00:49:40,804 --> 00:49:46,414 His soul will bind with the blackest human soul nearby. 486 00:49:46,514 --> 00:49:50,284 A soul that will not resist his power. 487 00:49:53,251 --> 00:49:56,374 You... No! Please! No! 488 00:49:58,923 --> 00:50:01,830 Now who doesn't have a gag reflex? 489 00:50:10,983 --> 00:50:14,297 I pledge allegiance to Aeloth the Blind. 490 00:50:14,737 --> 00:50:17,402 Kill anyone who gets in your way. 491 00:50:17,502 --> 00:50:22,186 You will be rewarded with more power than you can imagine. 492 00:50:24,877 --> 00:50:27,732 Find Brodie. He is the key. 493 00:50:33,952 --> 00:50:37,534 Before she died Abigail was trying to tell us something. 494 00:50:41,556 --> 00:50:43,438 Maybe... 495 00:50:45,660 --> 00:50:49,165 Okay. We're gonna back to my place, I'm gonna get my guitar and the pages. 496 00:50:49,265 --> 00:50:52,133 I'm gonna try and play this song backwards, Rob Halford style, man. 497 00:50:52,233 --> 00:50:54,201 I mean, it makes sense, right? Reverse all this shit? 498 00:50:54,301 --> 00:50:57,470 Fuck that. This town is shit. 499 00:50:57,570 --> 00:51:01,072 We're going up to the lookout rolling a three-skinner, cranking some Slayer 500 00:51:01,172 --> 00:51:04,523 and watching this town burn to the fuckin' ground! 501 00:51:05,809 --> 00:51:08,846 Dude, what about Medina, Giles and Dion? They could all still be alive. 502 00:51:08,946 --> 00:51:11,293 Those guys are dicks. 503 00:51:13,081 --> 00:51:15,751 Medina is never gonna put out for you, man. 504 00:51:15,851 --> 00:51:18,386 You're never gonna get to second base with that girl. 505 00:51:18,486 --> 00:51:20,188 What? 506 00:51:20,588 --> 00:51:22,423 You know, anal. 507 00:51:22,523 --> 00:51:26,060 Okay, firstly, I don't wanna know what you think forth base is, all right? 508 00:51:26,160 --> 00:51:28,474 But I'm going for the music pages. 509 00:51:32,829 --> 00:51:35,144 Dude, fucking stop. 510 00:51:37,032 --> 00:51:38,637 Don't you give a shit about anyone but yourself? 511 00:51:38,737 --> 00:51:41,730 No, I don't. Fuck them. 512 00:51:50,160 --> 00:51:53,370 Dude, I do care about the Holden. 513 00:51:57,216 --> 00:51:59,385 Hey, Cocktopus! You win. 514 00:51:59,485 --> 00:52:02,359 I'll take you to do the thing with the music, or whatever. 515 00:52:03,455 --> 00:52:05,368 Dude! 516 00:52:09,258 --> 00:52:11,607 Come on. Get in. 517 00:52:15,730 --> 00:52:17,583 Come on. 518 00:52:33,113 --> 00:52:36,250 Okay. So all the shit is in my room, all right. 519 00:52:36,350 --> 00:52:38,885 But just watch out for my Aunt and Uncle, because they hate you. 520 00:52:38,985 --> 00:52:42,521 And also... they might be demons. 521 00:52:43,122 --> 00:52:45,336 - Right. - Okay. 522 00:52:52,762 --> 00:52:54,164 Oh, shit. 523 00:52:54,264 --> 00:52:56,099 But they are into all that God shit, right? 524 00:52:56,199 --> 00:52:58,267 They'll be sweet, they'll just pray themselves to safety. 525 00:52:58,367 --> 00:53:00,269 No, no. 526 00:53:00,369 --> 00:53:03,272 No, they were at home when we played the song. 527 00:53:03,372 --> 00:53:07,279 Look, they definitely would've heard it, okay? 528 00:53:19,186 --> 00:53:22,218 Looks all clear. I'll get the music. 529 00:53:25,591 --> 00:53:29,411 You've been a bad boy, Brodie. 530 00:53:30,111 --> 00:53:33,945 I can taste you from here. 531 00:53:35,401 --> 00:53:37,148 Zakk! 532 00:53:39,770 --> 00:53:41,510 Fuck! 533 00:54:00,285 --> 00:54:03,868 Shit. We need to arm up. 534 00:54:07,824 --> 00:54:11,433 - Does your uncle have a gun? - I doubt it, man. Fuck! 535 00:54:11,533 --> 00:54:14,293 Fuck. Fuck, yes! 536 00:54:14,593 --> 00:54:17,870 I bet there are some crosses in here. Or some bibles we could bash them with. 537 00:54:19,230 --> 00:54:21,066 What the hell? 538 00:54:21,166 --> 00:54:23,948 I think they're... they're rosary beads? Yeah. 539 00:54:26,103 --> 00:54:29,118 What part of church do they crank this bad boy, Brodie? 540 00:54:31,808 --> 00:54:34,243 - Hey, Brodie? - What? 541 00:54:34,343 --> 00:54:36,390 Oh, fuck. 542 00:54:37,712 --> 00:54:39,827 Why would you do that? 543 00:55:22,253 --> 00:55:24,329 It's not working. 544 00:55:26,089 --> 00:55:27,856 These are a bit shit. 545 00:55:27,956 --> 00:55:29,903 - Hold them off. - What? 546 00:55:53,460 --> 00:55:54,945 Yes. 547 00:55:58,346 --> 00:56:00,147 Brodie! 548 00:56:00,247 --> 00:56:01,894 No! 549 00:56:27,366 --> 00:56:29,981 No! No! 550 00:56:30,768 --> 00:56:33,071 No! No! No! 551 00:56:34,015 --> 00:56:35,586 No! 552 00:56:36,873 --> 00:56:40,388 I'm going to eat your soul. 553 00:56:58,891 --> 00:57:01,890 Fucking die! 554 00:57:12,100 --> 00:57:13,368 No! 555 00:57:13,468 --> 00:57:16,988 No! Stop! Please. No! 556 00:58:04,879 --> 00:58:06,627 No. 557 00:58:08,515 --> 00:58:10,063 No. 558 00:58:49,120 --> 00:58:52,188 What... the fuck? 559 00:59:04,133 --> 00:59:07,971 - Pretty sure he wasn't possessed. - What? Oh, no. Of course he was. 560 00:59:08,071 --> 00:59:12,822 Because when he came in he said something about Satan. 561 00:59:13,975 --> 00:59:16,191 You didn't hear him say that? 562 00:59:30,389 --> 00:59:32,203 Fuck! 563 00:59:34,624 --> 00:59:37,661 Hey, the pages are blowing away. You have to help me... 564 00:59:37,761 --> 00:59:40,096 Oh, sick, man. 565 00:59:40,596 --> 00:59:43,831 - What? They were like that when I found them. - Come on. We have to get the music. 566 00:59:43,931 --> 00:59:47,768 All right, look I'm going to help you do this, but only because you suck at it. 567 00:59:47,868 --> 00:59:52,250 Also it's kind of fun stabbing shit. But we need to get better weapons. Yeah? 568 01:00:03,579 --> 01:00:06,661 - Brutal. - Brutal as fuck. 569 01:00:49,318 --> 01:00:52,027 You're pretty good at whacking guys off, bro. 570 01:01:11,971 --> 01:01:14,059 Did you see that? 571 01:01:14,741 --> 01:01:18,277 - I'm gonna go check it out. - Brodie, you've got the page, let's go. 572 01:01:18,677 --> 01:01:20,490 Brodie! 573 01:01:25,715 --> 01:01:27,563 Shit! 574 01:01:27,850 --> 01:01:29,385 Medina. 575 01:01:29,485 --> 01:01:31,242 Brodie. 576 01:01:32,653 --> 01:01:35,689 - Hey. - Hey. 577 01:01:35,789 --> 01:01:38,822 We're just holed up in... inside. 578 01:01:39,292 --> 01:01:40,560 We? 579 01:01:40,660 --> 01:01:43,704 When Medina was killing those demons... 580 01:01:43,804 --> 01:01:45,597 I got a bit of a half-chub. 581 01:01:45,697 --> 01:01:48,099 Look, let's get back to the matter at hand here. 582 01:01:48,199 --> 01:01:50,935 Seeing as how you're in an underground dwarven citadel, 583 01:01:51,035 --> 01:01:53,816 it looks as if it has nested hinges, which... 584 01:01:53,916 --> 01:01:55,673 Oh... Brodie! 585 01:01:55,973 --> 01:01:58,975 - Told you they'd be okay. - No, you didn't. 586 01:01:59,075 --> 01:02:02,277 You said they were probably dead already. You wanted dibs on his guitar. 587 01:02:02,951 --> 01:02:06,815 - I found these guys outside your house. - You were looking for us? 588 01:02:06,915 --> 01:02:10,218 Of course. You got our note, right? 589 01:02:10,318 --> 01:02:13,254 No. I didn't see any note. 590 01:02:36,273 --> 01:02:40,189 Who would have thought that Mr. Proctor's rock collection would come in handy? 591 01:02:42,010 --> 01:02:44,913 - Oh, gosh. Your hand. - Oh... it's okay. 592 01:02:45,113 --> 01:02:46,527 No. 593 01:02:52,251 --> 01:02:54,679 That's Zakk's jacket. 594 01:02:55,754 --> 01:02:58,136 When did you get that? 595 01:03:00,891 --> 01:03:02,661 He... 596 01:03:03,661 --> 01:03:05,994 He lent it to me. 597 01:03:06,664 --> 01:03:10,735 He stopped by the other night to tell me that... 598 01:03:12,035 --> 01:03:13,837 you know. 599 01:03:14,137 --> 01:03:16,720 You weren't interested. 600 01:03:18,372 --> 01:03:20,075 What? 601 01:03:20,375 --> 01:03:24,312 The note that I gave Zakk to give to you to meet me at the park at 9:00. 602 01:03:24,712 --> 01:03:27,894 No. I didn't get that note either. 603 01:03:33,653 --> 01:03:35,500 So... 604 01:03:37,521 --> 01:03:40,087 did you guys hook up? 605 01:03:45,660 --> 01:03:48,662 - Motherfucker! - Brodie, just leave it. 606 01:03:49,362 --> 01:03:51,745 Fuckin' wanker. You knew I liked her. 607 01:03:51,845 --> 01:03:54,801 Calm the fuck down, all right? 608 01:03:54,901 --> 01:03:56,669 I'm not even into her; I was just bored. 609 01:03:56,769 --> 01:03:59,038 Well. That's supposed to make it fuckin' better? 610 01:03:59,138 --> 01:04:01,597 What happened to Brotherhood of Steel? 611 01:04:01,697 --> 01:04:04,248 Everyone was fuckin' right about you. You're a piece of shit. 612 01:04:04,348 --> 01:04:09,387 Fuck you! You let this happen by being such an insecure pussy. 613 01:04:12,315 --> 01:04:16,499 Yeah, that's right walk away. Grow some fucking balls, man. 614 01:04:21,289 --> 01:04:23,170 Motherfucker! 615 01:04:29,828 --> 01:04:31,997 You motherfucker. You knew I liked her. 616 01:04:32,635 --> 01:04:35,162 Save it for the demons, you two. 617 01:04:35,834 --> 01:04:37,633 All right. 618 01:04:37,733 --> 01:04:39,615 All right. 619 01:04:48,875 --> 01:04:51,278 Fuck you! 620 01:04:51,578 --> 01:04:54,117 I never even liked you. 621 01:05:00,451 --> 01:05:04,547 Good luck fighting evil without me. You're all gonna fuckin' die. 622 01:05:09,325 --> 01:05:11,757 Death to false metal! 623 01:05:15,464 --> 01:05:17,000 I expected this. 624 01:05:17,100 --> 01:05:20,370 He's Chaotic Neutral and you're Lawful Good. 625 01:05:20,770 --> 01:05:24,152 Your alignments are just totally mismatched. 626 01:05:35,215 --> 01:05:38,451 How are we gonna play it backwards? It was hard enough playing it forwards. 627 01:05:38,551 --> 01:05:40,586 Will take a few goes. 628 01:05:40,686 --> 01:05:43,217 - Well, time isn't exactly on our side. - And another problem. 629 01:05:43,317 --> 01:05:46,623 When we first played the song, everyone in the neighborhood got possessed first, right? 630 01:05:46,723 --> 01:05:49,425 - So? - Well, they were all within earshot. 631 01:05:49,525 --> 01:05:51,260 But our amps blew up. 632 01:05:51,360 --> 01:05:53,529 Right. Okay, so we need some serious decibels. 633 01:05:53,629 --> 01:05:55,945 - Well, does the school have any? - Are you kidding? 634 01:05:56,045 --> 01:06:00,501 Our whole music class had to share the same recorder. I can still taste it. 635 01:06:00,601 --> 01:06:02,153 I know a place that has amps. 636 01:06:02,253 --> 01:06:05,505 Big ones. Not sure if they still work, but it's our only chance. 637 01:06:05,605 --> 01:06:10,041 Out there? It's gonna be crazy. And we don't have a car without Zakk. 638 01:06:10,141 --> 01:06:14,010 Zakk can eat my ass. We don't need him. We can do it on our own. 639 01:06:14,110 --> 01:06:16,224 Fuck, yeah. 640 01:06:19,332 --> 01:06:21,182 Fuck, yeah. 641 01:06:21,282 --> 01:06:23,330 Let's tear shit up. 642 01:06:31,652 --> 01:06:33,460 Stay low. 643 01:06:37,361 --> 01:06:39,213 Come on. 644 01:06:45,334 --> 01:06:50,459 - Just chill, all right. We're not demons. - Drop the weapons. Now. 645 01:06:53,408 --> 01:06:57,057 Damn! I can't tell if I have a fear boner or a boner boner. 646 01:06:58,846 --> 01:07:01,548 - I didn't even say anything. Hit him. - Just let us go, okay. 647 01:07:01,648 --> 01:07:05,118 You don't know what you're doing. The town is overrun with fucking demons. 648 01:07:05,218 --> 01:07:08,121 We know exactly what we are doing. 649 01:07:08,221 --> 01:07:10,523 Give me the Vogue-catty queff-wrecks-demony. 650 01:07:10,623 --> 01:07:13,356 It's actually pronounced Vocavitque Rex daemonia. 651 01:07:13,456 --> 01:07:15,861 That tongue wasn't meant for Latin. 652 01:07:17,061 --> 01:07:20,164 - Come on. - The Black Hymn, where is it? 653 01:07:20,264 --> 01:07:22,779 I don't know what you talking about. No. 654 01:07:26,635 --> 01:07:27,694 Well? 655 01:07:27,794 --> 01:07:31,671 Don't tell this Manson family cumbucket anything, Brodie. 656 01:07:31,771 --> 01:07:33,687 Okay, okay. 657 01:07:36,742 --> 01:07:38,085 It's here. 658 01:07:41,041 --> 01:07:42,293 No! 659 01:07:48,317 --> 01:07:52,018 Tie them up, take them in the bedroom. They can be a live offering for Aeloth. 660 01:07:52,118 --> 01:07:54,924 No. No, please, let us go. 661 01:07:55,024 --> 01:07:58,593 You had your chance. You awakened Aeloth, 662 01:07:58,693 --> 01:08:02,963 pleaded with him to take away your weakness and vanquish your enemies. 663 01:08:03,063 --> 01:08:09,328 He would've given you power, fame, fortune, and any woman you want. 664 01:08:10,269 --> 01:08:11,637 But you blew it. 665 01:08:11,737 --> 01:08:14,573 Is that true Brodie? You did all of this for power? 666 01:08:15,173 --> 01:08:16,875 - I didn't want this. - Get them out. 667 01:08:17,975 --> 01:08:19,490 Okay. Okay, okay. 668 01:08:30,353 --> 01:08:33,569 Do you think if we soil our pants, they'll let us go? 669 01:08:34,490 --> 01:08:36,964 I guess we'll find out soon. 670 01:08:42,029 --> 01:08:44,898 In sanguine. Intra in sanguinem. 671 01:08:44,998 --> 01:08:49,268 De caelo laceri. Lacerato horrorem. 672 01:08:49,368 --> 01:08:54,071 Proin cursus meum. Regnabunt autem in sanguine... 673 01:08:54,605 --> 01:08:59,158 Hey, I never meant for this to happen, okay? I just want to let you know that. 674 01:09:00,608 --> 01:09:02,923 I was desperate. 675 01:09:03,243 --> 01:09:06,726 I just... I felt so fuckin' powerless. 676 01:09:12,484 --> 01:09:15,257 You are not powerless, Brodie. 677 01:09:16,021 --> 01:09:18,483 You can till stop this. 678 01:09:19,124 --> 01:09:20,651 I know you can. 679 01:09:22,860 --> 01:09:24,524 What was that, guys? 680 01:09:27,895 --> 01:09:29,230 Shit. 681 01:09:29,330 --> 01:09:31,011 There's something in there. 682 01:09:46,244 --> 01:09:51,761 Which one of you cunts wants to be skull-fucked first? 683 01:09:58,753 --> 01:10:02,769 No, no. Not me. I need my skull for exams. 684 01:10:04,625 --> 01:10:08,561 Sacrifice is a noble act, you know. 685 01:10:09,129 --> 01:10:11,368 Fucking old bastard. 686 01:10:12,698 --> 01:10:14,180 Oh, my God. 687 01:10:30,578 --> 01:10:32,592 Did you miss me? 688 01:10:45,790 --> 01:10:47,947 I thought you were off to the lookout to watch the town burn. 689 01:10:48,047 --> 01:10:50,395 Realized I couldn't leave my mate in the shit. 690 01:10:50,495 --> 01:10:53,077 Not with all these demons to mega-kill. 691 01:10:56,666 --> 01:10:58,956 Metalheads stick together, right? 692 01:11:03,657 --> 01:11:06,509 Wait. You decided that you wanted to help us, 693 01:11:06,609 --> 01:11:08,800 and then you went and applied makeup? 694 01:11:09,209 --> 01:11:11,411 Well, how long did it take? What ten, fifteen minutes? 695 01:11:11,511 --> 01:11:14,713 It's not makeup, it's fucking corpse paint. For going into battle? 696 01:11:14,813 --> 01:11:19,030 Okay. Well, you look adorable. It really brings out your eyes. 697 01:11:21,418 --> 01:11:23,587 - What's the plan? - Okay. I get my guitar. 698 01:11:23,687 --> 01:11:27,089 - You guys get me to the amps. Cover me. - But she ripped up the pages. 699 01:11:27,189 --> 01:11:30,225 Do you really think you can play it from memory? 700 01:11:30,325 --> 01:11:32,539 I have to try. 701 01:11:34,193 --> 01:11:38,109 One more thing... can you quickly pull me off? 702 01:11:43,708 --> 01:11:45,447 Right. 703 01:11:46,100 --> 01:11:50,917 De caelo laceri. Lacerato horrorem. 704 01:11:57,709 --> 01:12:00,556 Metal up your ass, motherfucker! 705 01:12:32,969 --> 01:12:34,416 No! 706 01:12:40,774 --> 01:12:43,466 - Where's Dion? - He was behind us. He must've got lost. 707 01:12:43,566 --> 01:12:45,305 There's only a few fucking rooms. 708 01:12:46,212 --> 01:12:47,925 Dion! 709 01:13:16,103 --> 01:13:17,916 Fuck! 710 01:13:25,575 --> 01:13:26,890 Giles! 711 01:14:20,558 --> 01:14:23,060 - Hurry, Brodie. - I'm trying. 712 01:14:23,460 --> 01:14:25,641 Kill them all! 713 01:15:11,538 --> 01:15:13,187 It's three a.m. 714 01:15:33,924 --> 01:15:37,941 Aeloth! Come into me! 715 01:15:39,729 --> 01:15:42,572 Fill me with your power! 716 01:16:17,663 --> 01:16:19,765 So much power! 717 01:16:19,865 --> 01:16:21,813 This is fucking brutal. 718 01:16:27,270 --> 01:16:28,785 What? 719 01:16:33,542 --> 01:16:35,409 Fuck. 720 01:16:36,009 --> 01:16:39,003 You know, I'm not even sure I'm in the right tuning. 721 01:16:55,458 --> 01:16:58,928 So, dude, I'm thinking about doing a 'Burzum'. 722 01:16:59,028 --> 01:17:02,211 Starting my own solo project. 723 01:17:08,501 --> 01:17:12,681 Medina! Run! Run! 724 01:17:15,039 --> 01:17:18,376 I mean, you and the rest of the band are just dead weight. 725 01:17:18,676 --> 01:17:22,616 Dude, zip up your fly. I can see your dong. 726 01:17:22,716 --> 01:17:24,326 What? 727 01:17:29,584 --> 01:17:32,319 You don't get it, do you? You can't stop me. 728 01:17:32,419 --> 01:17:37,002 I'm gonna destroy this world of shit, one maggot at a time. 729 01:17:42,259 --> 01:17:44,007 Medina! 730 01:17:56,405 --> 01:17:58,341 Look at it this way... 731 01:17:58,441 --> 01:18:01,410 you're about to lose five kgs without a crash diet. 732 01:18:01,910 --> 01:18:03,456 Fuck it. 733 01:18:11,847 --> 01:18:14,646 No, no, no, no. That's not gonna work. 734 01:18:15,318 --> 01:18:18,707 You have to play the black hymn, fuckin' idiot. 735 01:18:58,288 --> 01:18:59,703 Zakk. 736 01:19:01,624 --> 01:19:03,560 Thanks, man. 737 01:19:03,660 --> 01:19:06,124 The metal brought me back. 738 01:19:12,666 --> 01:19:15,181 I'm trying to hold him off. 739 01:19:15,701 --> 01:19:19,127 - He's gonna destroy everything. - Dude, fight it. 740 01:19:19,227 --> 01:19:23,086 You gotta be strong. I mean, you're the strong one, remember? 741 01:19:24,740 --> 01:19:28,179 I can't. He's too powerful. 742 01:19:29,176 --> 01:19:31,225 Finish me. 743 01:19:31,325 --> 01:19:35,120 Quickly. Before Aeloth takes over again. 744 01:19:36,714 --> 01:19:38,895 Man, I can't, I can't. 745 01:19:41,984 --> 01:19:45,233 You have to do it. There's no other way. Send him back to hell. 746 01:19:48,888 --> 01:19:50,929 Do it! 747 01:20:26,555 --> 01:20:28,867 Brotherhood of steel, dude. 748 01:20:30,024 --> 01:20:32,312 Brotherhood of steel, forever. 749 01:21:01,018 --> 01:21:03,078 I don't know, I just... 750 01:21:04,022 --> 01:21:06,324 I can't stand mic cupping. 751 01:21:06,424 --> 01:21:11,234 - Cannibal Corpse do it. - No. Barnes used to do it. Fisher... 752 01:21:11,829 --> 01:21:13,564 it's straight from the guts. 753 01:21:13,664 --> 01:21:17,333 Shit. Did I just get schooled? 754 01:21:17,433 --> 01:21:20,314 I'm a very fast learner. 755 01:21:21,267 --> 01:21:22,981 How's the tat? 756 01:21:23,836 --> 01:21:25,850 It's all healed up. 757 01:21:29,506 --> 01:21:31,535 I'll see you later. 758 01:21:58,232 --> 01:22:02,335 You really thought this was over? Time to die, Brodie! 759 01:22:09,641 --> 01:22:12,157 - No, just kidding, dude. - Zakk? 760 01:25:18,594 --> 01:25:21,598 So what's like... being dead? 761 01:25:21,698 --> 01:25:23,867 Hell is awesome! 762 01:25:23,967 --> 01:25:25,735 Like, met some music legends: 763 01:25:25,835 --> 01:25:28,237 Dio, Kurt Cobain, Dimebag, 764 01:25:28,337 --> 01:25:31,372 Jon Bonham, Paul McCartney. 765 01:25:31,638 --> 01:25:36,143 Yeah, the true, true Mayhem reunited, too. So cold, dude. 766 01:25:36,443 --> 01:25:38,943 Fucking brutal as. 767 01:25:39,043 --> 01:25:40,313 Anyway, the band. 768 01:25:40,513 --> 01:25:42,715 You got to keep playing, dude. 769 01:25:43,383 --> 01:25:47,152 But everyone is dead. We can't keep calling ourselves DEATHGASM. 770 01:25:47,252 --> 01:25:48,634 Doesn't feel right. 771 01:25:48,734 --> 01:25:53,124 All right then. Well, change it. How about... Bandsaw Circumcision? 772 01:25:53,224 --> 01:25:56,660 - Intesticide? - What about, like, Bestiality Bliss? 773 01:25:56,760 --> 01:25:59,129 Yeah, how about Birth Canal Boat Riders? 774 01:25:59,229 --> 01:26:01,397 What about The God Buggerers? 775 01:26:01,497 --> 01:26:05,279 - How about David Bain's Scrotum. - Anal Bulimia? 776 01:26:06,305 --> 01:27:06,731 Please rate this subtitle at www.osdb.link/xhsy Help other users to choose the best subtitles