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Today's the day.

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This is it.

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Whew.

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All right guys, I wanna talk
to you about something.

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Umm...

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This isn't easy for me,

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but I'm...
I'm turning 24 today,

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and I think it's just time

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I told you the truth.

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What I mean is...

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Okay so the thing is that, uh...

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Hey Martha, how are you?

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Adam, I hope
you like blueberries.

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Oh wow. Thanks.

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You didn't have to do all this.

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Oh, nonsense.
It was no trouble at all.

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It's just leftovers
from church group this week.

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Oh yeah?

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It's so nice to have a good
strong man like yourself

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- that enjoys my cooking.
- Oh, thank you.

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Oh and you're still free
next Saturday, right?

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Oh, Saturday?

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My niece is definitely
coming this time

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and I have told her
all about you.

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Oh yeah, about that,
I am actually...

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Saturday is not really
good for me.

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- Oh, you must.
- Okay, but...

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- You must.
- Well there's...

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- You have to.
- Can I...

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- You'll be thrilled to do it.
- You know that's...

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It's got to happen, I tell you.

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- - Oh wait, did
I catch you at a bad time?

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Oh no, it's just, it's Chris.

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He's just, he's picking me up.

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Oh you boys
don't get in any trouble.

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Don't do anything
the good lord wouldn't do.

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Okay. Thanks.
Thanks for these.

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Oh I have to see Chris.
I can't do it.

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I've gotta see him.
Hi, Chris.

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Hey, Martha.

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You have got to bang
your neighbor, man.

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It is the least you can do.

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Nah, it's not like
I'm keeping her tupperware.

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Besides, she's trying
to set me up with her niece.

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Dude, then bang
the frickin' niece, man.

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What are you waiting for?

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I don't think
I could do that, man.

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- The thing is... dude, I don't
wanna hear your excuses.

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You're too damn nitpicky.

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That's why
you're on a cold streak.

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I don't care
how busted this chick is,

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give her your dick
and keep the muffins coming.

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Yeah.

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It's gonna be an awesome night.

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♪ He's 25 ♪

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♪ trying to stay alive ♪

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♪ trying to pay rent ♪

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♪ trying to survive ♪

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♪ no dollars in my pocket ♪

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♪ yeah I'm losing my mind ♪

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♪ yeah I'm trying
to pay rent ♪

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♪ where I'm from it's summer
when it's raining ♪

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♪ I'm so used
to everyone complaining ♪

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♪ I'm the one complaining ♪

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♪ trying to make some money
so I can see the ladies ♪

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♪ statue of Liberty,
what you gonna give to me ♪

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♪ woo woo ♪

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♪ whoa ♪

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♪ whoa ♪

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- Just take the shot.
- Oh, another miss.

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- Fee-fi...
- You only get two shots dude.

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- Fo-fum.
- Yes!

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- What's up fuckfaces?
- Get in here, homos.

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We leave for the bar in an hour,

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I want you blacked out
by then, all right?

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Especially you, birth day boy.

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Yeah.

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What's the rush?

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That rush is that I haven't
had a Saturday off

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in over a month...

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Michelle, or from work?

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- Uh from both, dude.
- Uhh.

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And I am going to savor
every minute of it.

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By being hung over all day?

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Yeah, of course.

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How'd you like that video
we sent you, huh?

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Oh, yeah. She was
a real screamer, man.

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And then that dude like dropped
a dq blizzard on her face.

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Yeah, I could never
finish those.

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It was almost as bad as the one I
dropped on Ortu's mom's face

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last night.

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- Hey, watch the eye.
- Domination.

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Oh, Adam.
You wanna get gay?

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What?

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You want a shot?

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- I'll get gay.
- I'll get gay.

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Oh, y... yeah, sure.

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Birth-gay.
Birth-gay shots.

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Birth-gay shots.

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Boys, there are
some good-looking girls

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here tonight.

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Best of luck to all of you.

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Happy birthday, Adam.

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- Cheers.
- To Adam.

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- All right.
- So, uh...

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Holy tits.

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You gotta be fucking
kidding me, dude.

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You guys are so lucky you
don't have girlfriends, man.

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Look at those bombs.

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You just bury your face in them

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and be totally fine with it.

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Yeah, I don't think

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she'd be totally fine with it.

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You don't think
they're together, do you?

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I think so, man.

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I don't think they're together.

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Okay, so, um... what I
was saying before is-

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is she looking?

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- Uh, no. Look I'm...
- What about now? What about now?

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Vascular as hell, bro.

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Never mind.

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Jeez, man.

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- What's going on with you?
- Nothing.

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You seem weird.

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No. It's...
It's just, um...

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- What?
- Um...

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The girl to your right
in the Fanny pack,

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she's totally
eye-fucking you.

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Yeah, right now.

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I'll be right back, boys.

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I got a champ.

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Oh yeah, just a quick...
Quick selfie.

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Is this Prada?

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Uh, yeah.
Actually it is.

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It cost like $2,000.

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I've never touched anything
that expensive before.

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I'm sorry.

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Oh my god, you guys.
We need to dance, now.

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We need to dance right now.

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We absolutely do need to dance.

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<i>Hey, Adam. You need to dance.
Right now.</i>

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I've got a dance partner
for you, right here.

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- You do?
- Uh, hi.

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Hey, Adam. This is Adam,
my dancing friend.

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Oh my god. You're hot.

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- You're drunk.
- No, I'm not.

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He's great in bed too.
Real giver.

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How do you know?

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What? You don't sleep
with your best friends?

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That's selfish.

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- Okay.
- Very selfish. I'm sorry.

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Why don't you guys
make out right now?

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Mm-hmm.

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Okay. We'd love to.

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- Should we make cut right now?
- Um...

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We'll do it, if they
do it kinda thing.

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- Ye... um...
- I'm waiting.

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You see the thing is,
we've both been drinking.

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- Yeah, we've been drinking so...
- It'd be cheap.

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Cheap. Very cheap.

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Cheap, if we made out.

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I really have to pee.

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Oh, fuck yeah.

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Hey. Did you just
take a picture of me?

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Umm...

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I...

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He was, uh...
He was...

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Snapping that guy's unibrow.

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You think you're fucking
TMZ or something,

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taking fucking pictures of me?

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I can't tell if he's
surprised qr mad.

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Hey. You got beef,
we can step outside.

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Fuck that, it's cold outside.

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Yeah, man.
Not all of us

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wore our favorite
leather jacket to the bar.

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I said, let's step outside.

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What's wrong
with you? Come on.

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Don't be a pussy.

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You can do this.

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Dude...

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Don't yell at the little guy.

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Just take a breath.

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Relax your toes.

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It'll come.

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So you did take a picture
of my sister's chest.

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You let your sister
dress like that?

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That's your sister?
What's wrong with you?

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- Whoa!
- Oh!

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Chris!

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Chris!

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Listen, I know
this isn't the right time,

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but...
I wanted to say that...

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Fuck these chicks, we gotta go.

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Unibrow guy got crazy.
Let's get out of here.

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Whoa.

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- Okay.
- I'm so sorry.

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- Oh my god.
- It's okay. It's okay.

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You're fine.

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- I'm gonna call you, okay?
- Okay.

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- All right.
- See ya.

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I'm sorry.

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No, don't be sorry.

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I scared him away.
I mistreated his friend.

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I'm a terrible friend.

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Chris.

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- Chris.
- Hmm.

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I'm gay.

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Okay, man.

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No-

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I like guys.

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Hmm?

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I'm gay.

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Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no.

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You okay?

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You all right?

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Fuck man.
Yes, yeah. I'm fine.

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It's...
That's not you.

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It's the excessive alcohol.

219
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What the hell's going on?

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I'm hurt, man.

221
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Adam's gay.

222
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I gotta take a shit.

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I... I should
just head out.

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- No, no, no, no.
- No, no. It's cool. I'm gonna go.

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- It's okay. Let you guys soak it in.
- No, Adam. No, dude.

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No... Adam.
Adam, it's fine, man.

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What the hell,
is he fucking with us?

228
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Adam can't be gay, the
dude eats steak every day.

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He was eating out
Dorothy CUDA in the 8th grade.

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Dorothy fucking cu da.

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I once saw him rebuild
the entire engine

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on a '68 mustang.

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Was that before
or after he ass-banged you?

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Okay. Dude.
Too soon.

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I forgot I didn't drive.

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So you're really...

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Gay, huh?

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Yeah.

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00:11:03,079 --> 00:11:05,457
- Cool. Cool.
- Cool.

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You've had sex
with women before.

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You dated Courtney for a year.

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Cried when she broke up
with you.

243
00:11:12,839 --> 00:11:14,466
Yeah.
But that was like,

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that was like two years ago.

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I mean, who have
I been with since?

246
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I mean, I just thought you
had really oddly high standards

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in women.

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I do. They just need
to be dudes.

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So...

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Why didn't you tell me before?

251
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Well, I tried to tell
you guys last night.

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No man, I mean like,
way the fuck before.

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I don't know.

254
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- Your parents know?
- No. God no.

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It's hard enough
telling you guys.

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- - Believe me,
I wanted to tell you before.

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I wanted to tell you
for, like, ever.

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You know?

259
00:11:57,592 --> 00:12:00,345
I didn't want things to
be weird between us.

260
00:12:06,100 --> 00:12:08,569
Hey, nothing's
gonna change, man.

261
00:12:08,853 --> 00:12:10,355
I promise.

262
00:12:34,337 --> 00:12:35,805
What do we even talk about now?

263
00:12:36,089 --> 00:12:37,762
I just can't believe
you didn't know.

264
00:12:38,049 --> 00:12:39,517
It was so obvious.

265
00:12:39,801 --> 00:12:41,519
- You knew?
- I mean, come on.

266
00:12:41,803 --> 00:12:43,113
He's a good looking guy
and he's never tried

267
00:12:43,137 --> 00:12:44,177
to fuck any of my friends.

268
00:12:44,430 --> 00:12:45,898
So? That doesn't
mean anything.

269
00:12:46,182 --> 00:12:48,025
My friends are hot.

270
00:12:49,352 --> 00:12:50,854
You know, you should
invite him over

271
00:12:51,145 --> 00:12:53,568
- for a threesome. I'm sure he'd love that.
- Oh, sure.

272
00:12:53,856 --> 00:12:55,073
Oh that's
a great idea. Yeah.

273
00:12:55,358 --> 00:12:56,075
Let me call him up right now.

274
00:12:56,359 --> 00:12:57,781
No, I'm serious.

275
00:12:58,069 --> 00:12:59,446
You know, he wants you, right?

276
00:12:59,737 --> 00:13:01,410
Shut up.
No, he doesn't want me.

277
00:13:01,698 --> 00:13:02,698
Now, just get hard

278
00:13:02,824 --> 00:13:04,041
because I have a date tonight.

279
00:13:04,325 --> 00:13:06,043
- Oh yeah, with who?
- Just some guy.

280
00:13:06,327 --> 00:13:07,419
- Oh.
- Why?

281
00:13:07,704 --> 00:13:09,331
- Are you jealous?
- Not at all.

282
00:13:09,622 --> 00:13:11,100
- Should I be?
- Okay, well just take your pants off.

283
00:13:11,124 --> 00:13:12,376
And don't touch my face,

284
00:13:12,667 --> 00:13:14,467
because I feel like
I'm starting to break out.

285
00:13:14,669 --> 00:13:15,669
Oh.

286
00:13:33,980 --> 00:13:35,698
<i>Hey Paul.</i>

287
00:13:35,982 --> 00:13:38,342
Dude, I guarantee you a hot-ass
MILF drives this thing, man.

288
00:13:38,609 --> 00:13:39,826
For sure.

289
00:13:40,111 --> 00:13:41,111
Actually, you know what?

290
00:13:41,237 --> 00:13:42,397
I think she used to drive it,

291
00:13:42,447 --> 00:13:43,567
now, the daughter drives it.

292
00:13:46,242 --> 00:13:47,459
Oh yeah.
Give that a whiff man.

293
00:13:47,744 --> 00:13:49,838
I'm thinking 19.
Strawberry blonde.

294
00:13:50,121 --> 00:13:51,121
Volleyball player maybe.

295
00:13:51,372 --> 00:13:52,372
Take a rip.
Get deep.

296
00:13:52,540 --> 00:13:54,213
Tell me I'm wrong.

297
00:13:54,500 --> 00:13:56,343
<i>Hey, come on. Get back to work here.
Lets go.</i>

298
00:13:56,627 --> 00:13:58,800
Ronnie, we're checking
the fucking mirrors, man.

299
00:13:59,088 --> 00:14:01,011
Let's go, out of the car.

300
00:14:01,299 --> 00:14:02,346
See, this one's broke.

301
00:14:02,633 --> 00:14:03,652
I'm glad I checked this one.

302
00:14:03,676 --> 00:14:06,646
This one was fucked up.

303
00:14:08,848 --> 00:14:10,225
Think he's gonna show?

304
00:14:10,516 --> 00:14:11,608
It's poker night.

305
00:14:11,893 --> 00:14:12,985
He'll be here.

306
00:14:30,244 --> 00:14:32,588
All right, boys.
Last card.

307
00:14:39,295 --> 00:14:40,717
Man, so, uh, Chris,
you ever call

308
00:14:41,005 --> 00:14:41,722
that Fanny pack girl?

309
00:14:42,006 --> 00:14:43,508
Ah, no.

310
00:14:43,800 --> 00:14:46,111
What's the matter'? Afraid your
fuck buddy's gonna get upset?

311
00:14:46,135 --> 00:14:47,237
Me and Jess are not buddies.

312
00:14:47,261 --> 00:14:48,322
We don't even like each other.

313
00:14:48,346 --> 00:14:49,393
So what's the problem?

314
00:14:49,680 --> 00:14:51,478
I can't remember
that chick's name, dude.

315
00:14:51,766 --> 00:14:53,606
I drunkenly saved it
in my phone like an idiot.

316
00:14:53,768 --> 00:14:54,768
Let me see that.

317
00:14:54,894 --> 00:14:56,174
I'm really good with this stuff.

318
00:14:59,107 --> 00:15:01,075
- Train.
- Train?

319
00:15:01,359 --> 00:15:04,909
You saved her name
in your phone as "train."

320
00:15:05,196 --> 00:15:06,539
Ah, I raise 20.

321
00:15:06,823 --> 00:15:08,425
Damn it, if you didn't
get that ten on the river,

322
00:15:08,449 --> 00:15:09,996
I could've sucked you dry.

323
00:15:11,953 --> 00:15:13,330
Oh yeah.

324
00:15:17,208 --> 00:15:18,368
Hey, uh. Can I see
your phone?

325
00:15:18,543 --> 00:15:19,544
Mm-hmm.

326
00:15:24,048 --> 00:15:25,048
Sucked it dry.

327
00:15:25,216 --> 00:15:26,263
All right, boys.

328
00:15:26,551 --> 00:15:27,551
Daddy's all in.

329
00:15:28,678 --> 00:15:29,678
Let's see what you got.

330
00:15:36,561 --> 00:15:37,653
Stop that.

331
00:15:39,021 --> 00:15:40,898
Cut it out, man.
Come on, stop.

332
00:15:41,190 --> 00:15:42,362
- Stop, just...
- What?

333
00:15:42,650 --> 00:15:43,836
But dude, cut it out!

334
00:15:43,860 --> 00:15:44,952
I got two eights.
Okay?

335
00:15:46,821 --> 00:15:48,698
I call.

336
00:15:48,990 --> 00:15:50,310
Aw, damn.

337
00:15:50,575 --> 00:15:51,622
Fuck this.

338
00:15:51,909 --> 00:15:53,536
- Oh that's probably Tracy.
- Hmm?

339
00:15:53,828 --> 00:15:56,627
Well, if it starts t-r-a,
it's you know,

340
00:15:56,914 --> 00:15:58,291
probably Tracy, right?

341
00:15:58,583 --> 00:15:59,675
Yeah.

342
00:15:59,959 --> 00:16:02,007
Yeah, I could see her
being a Tracy.

343
00:16:03,588 --> 00:16:05,511
Yeah.

344
00:16:10,386 --> 00:16:11,433
Okay, I'm gonna head out.

345
00:16:11,721 --> 00:16:14,349
Uh, I'll see you guys tomorrow.

346
00:16:14,640 --> 00:16:15,641
Tomorrow?

347
00:16:15,933 --> 00:16:17,606
Yeah, you guys
are gonna come over

348
00:16:17,894 --> 00:16:19,646
for the hockey playoffs, right?

349
00:16:19,937 --> 00:16:22,315
Oh yeah. Yeah,
see you then, man.

350
00:16:22,607 --> 00:16:23,607
Cool.

351
00:16:25,401 --> 00:16:28,996
Okay.

352
00:16:29,280 --> 00:16:30,532
He definitely wants to fuck me.

353
00:16:30,823 --> 00:16:33,827
This is all your fault.

354
00:16:34,911 --> 00:16:36,083
My fault?

355
00:16:36,370 --> 00:16:38,998
Yeah, with
your Saint gay rom, and EDM.

356
00:16:39,290 --> 00:16:41,008
You're the one
who turned Adam gay.

357
00:16:41,292 --> 00:16:43,511
Are you fucking serious?

358
00:16:43,794 --> 00:16:46,106
You're the one who goes to all
these Taylor swift concerts.

359
00:16:46,130 --> 00:16:48,349
First of all,
t-swift is a singing angel.

360
00:16:48,633 --> 00:16:51,056
Mister skinny jeans
and ladies' deodorant.

361
00:16:51,344 --> 00:16:53,267
I've got sensitive underarms.
It's not a secret.

362
00:16:53,554 --> 00:16:55,699
Oh yeah, that's right. You do
take bubble baths with th e...

363
00:16:55,723 --> 00:16:57,159
Dude, you're the one who
dragged us to see "les mis."

364
00:16:57,183 --> 00:16:58,810
Oh fuck you, man.
"Les mis" is a classic.

365
00:16:59,101 --> 00:17:00,496
- Why don't you tweet about it?
- You don't have time to tweet

366
00:17:00,520 --> 00:17:02,080
'cause you're too busy
sucking Adam dry.

367
00:17:02,146 --> 00:17:02,863
Oh, you were the one
eye-fucking him all night.

368
00:17:03,147 --> 00:17:04,273
Okay, he was eye-fucking me.

369
00:17:04,565 --> 00:17:06,045
That's not what I saw, GAYLORD.

370
00:17:06,192 --> 00:17:07,836
You're full of it.
I'm not a GAYLORD.

371
00:17:07,860 --> 00:17:09,630
I own a fantasy football team
and I like "die hard."

372
00:17:09,654 --> 00:17:11,327
Hey guys.
Guys, stop. Stop.

373
00:17:11,614 --> 00:17:13,833
We shouldn't blame anybody.
He was obviously born gay.

374
00:17:14,116 --> 00:17:15,493
No, no.
It's fine guys.

375
00:17:15,785 --> 00:17:17,833
Okay? I'll take the fall
on this one.

376
00:17:18,120 --> 00:17:19,918
He... I'm too good looking.

377
00:17:20,206 --> 00:17:21,423
No, it's nobody's fault.

378
00:17:21,707 --> 00:17:23,227
Because there's
nothing wrong with him.

379
00:17:23,501 --> 00:17:24,593
He's the same guy, right?

380
00:17:30,758 --> 00:17:31,850
Right?

381
00:17:37,974 --> 00:17:39,534
Another play by Stafford.

382
00:17:39,559 --> 00:17:41,106
Perfect getting by him.

383
00:17:41,394 --> 00:17:43,362
Myers passes up the wing
to McGINN,

384
00:17:43,646 --> 00:17:45,865
turns inside, gets slammed
into the board side wall.

385
00:17:46,148 --> 00:17:47,991
30 seconds left to go
on the power play down.

386
00:17:48,276 --> 00:17:50,836
- Great start so far by the SABRES.

387
00:17:51,112 --> 00:17:53,240
Boyle to Casey.
Pushes it up the ice.

388
00:17:53,531 --> 00:17:55,875
Looks for McGINN,
taken away by Smith.

389
00:17:56,158 --> 00:17:57,626
Goal, rangers!

390
00:17:57,910 --> 00:17:59,878
And the game is all tied up.

391
00:18:01,080 --> 00:18:03,082
The rangers time
of backing it in

392
00:18:03,374 --> 00:18:05,092
and the game is all tied up.

393
00:18:06,877 --> 00:18:08,397
Can someone just say
something, please?

394
00:18:12,091 --> 00:18:13,091
Uhh.

395
00:18:13,175 --> 00:18:14,176
So...

396
00:18:14,468 --> 00:18:17,517
Um, you really like
the cock, huh?

397
00:18:17,805 --> 00:18:19,005
As much as you like strippers.

398
00:18:20,641 --> 00:18:21,767
No one can be that gay.

399
00:18:23,185 --> 00:18:24,185
Sorry.
- No, it's fine.

400
00:18:24,270 --> 00:18:25,362
Just say it, please.

401
00:18:25,646 --> 00:18:27,286
I know you guys
don't mean anything by it.

402
00:18:27,398 --> 00:18:29,400
You guys have been saying
shit like that fdr years.

403
00:18:29,692 --> 00:18:30,692
You sure?

404
00:18:30,818 --> 00:18:32,035
Yeah.

405
00:18:32,320 --> 00:18:33,320
No one can be that gay.

406
00:18:34,530 --> 00:18:36,248
Yeah.

407
00:18:36,532 --> 00:18:37,533
Gay.

408
00:18:37,825 --> 00:18:39,998
- Gay.
- Gay.

409
00:18:41,621 --> 00:18:42,621
It's empowering.

410
00:18:46,876 --> 00:18:48,719
Coming.

411
00:18:58,763 --> 00:18:59,764
Oh my god.

412
00:19:00,056 --> 00:19:01,683
You guys watching porn again?

413
00:19:01,974 --> 00:19:03,442
- Holy fuck.
- Yeah, I know.

414
00:19:03,726 --> 00:19:06,479
Fur a gay dude, he sure can't
take a goddamn picture.

415
00:19:06,771 --> 00:19:07,897
Dudemingle?

416
00:19:12,693 --> 00:19:15,412
"Hey cutie, can't wait
for tomorrow night"?

417
00:19:16,947 --> 00:19:17,948
Think they banged?

418
00:19:18,240 --> 00:19:19,509
I mean, I'd fuck this guy.

419
00:19:19,533 --> 00:19:20,693
Put it away, Adam's coming...

420
00:19:20,785 --> 00:19:22,253
Yeah, on BRADSTAWS lower back.

421
00:19:22,536 --> 00:19:23,662
Good one.

422
00:19:25,831 --> 00:19:27,299
- Icing.
- Aw, come on.

423
00:19:27,583 --> 00:19:29,381
You... you can't blow
the whistle that quick.

424
00:19:29,669 --> 00:19:31,842
So fucking gay...
No offense, Adam.

425
00:19:33,297 --> 00:19:35,425
No offense for what?

426
00:19:35,716 --> 00:19:37,844
Well you said something
about the gays.

427
00:19:38,135 --> 00:19:39,853
And then you apologized to Adam.

428
00:19:42,181 --> 00:19:45,435
Yeah. Adam doesn't like when we use
profanity in his house, Martha.

429
00:19:45,726 --> 00:19:48,980
He cannot stand that shit.
Ah! Sorry, Adam.

430
00:19:49,271 --> 00:19:50,648
- No offense, Adam.
- Sorry, buddy.

431
00:19:50,940 --> 00:19:53,443
I... I had no idea
he was so pious.

432
00:19:53,734 --> 00:19:55,611
I'm gonna take him
to my church group sometime.

433
00:19:55,903 --> 00:19:57,325
Oh, what is this?

434
00:19:57,613 --> 00:19:59,257
I wouldn't try to...
The ba'l_l'ery's dead.

435
00:19:59,281 --> 00:20:00,703
I think my niece has one.

436
00:20:00,991 --> 00:20:02,288
Oh, it's neat.

437
00:20:02,576 --> 00:20:03,576
I can...

438
00:20:05,955 --> 00:20:07,391
- Yeah, I'll take that.
- Than ks Martha.

439
00:20:07,415 --> 00:20:08,775
It was really great.
Appreciate it.

440
00:20:10,251 --> 00:20:12,925
- Uh. Umm...
- You all right?

441
00:20:13,212 --> 00:20:15,052
Yeah, I cleaned it for you.
It's all clean now.

442
00:20:15,297 --> 00:20:17,109
Oh no, nothing. I just feel a
little faint, that's all.

443
00:20:17,133 --> 00:20:18,601
I think I'm gonna go lay down.

444
00:20:18,884 --> 00:20:20,004
You know, it's getting late.

445
00:20:20,261 --> 00:20:21,571
Decent people lay down
when it's late.

446
00:20:21,595 --> 00:20:23,268
Okay.

447
00:20:23,556 --> 00:20:25,308
Decent, that's what I'm doing,

448
00:20:25,599 --> 00:20:28,728
'cause I'm decent.

449
00:20:29,019 --> 00:20:30,145
What?

450
00:20:35,985 --> 00:20:36,985
Menopause, man.

451
00:20:37,069 --> 00:20:38,412
It's a bitch.

452
00:20:38,696 --> 00:20:40,573
My mom slapped a kid
at Macy's once.

453
00:21:15,483 --> 00:21:16,484
Hey. Sorry.

454
00:21:16,776 --> 00:21:19,154
Uh, "Ghostbusters" was on.

455
00:21:19,445 --> 00:21:21,322
Totally lost track of time.

456
00:21:21,614 --> 00:21:22,614
Okay.

457
00:21:24,492 --> 00:21:25,664
All right.

458
00:21:27,203 --> 00:21:30,924
So, Brad...

459
00:21:31,207 --> 00:21:32,834
When did you take
that profile picture?

460
00:21:38,047 --> 00:21:39,799
I'm sorry.
That's not me.

461
00:21:40,090 --> 00:21:41,182
Oh.

462
00:21:41,467 --> 00:21:43,185
It's a little dishonest.
Blah.

463
00:21:43,469 --> 00:21:46,518
You know, but I felt like we had
this real connection online.

464
00:21:46,806 --> 00:21:49,406
And I didn't wanna run the risk cf
not getting to know you better,

465
00:21:49,558 --> 00:21:51,151
'cause of something
as shallow as looks.

466
00:21:52,394 --> 00:21:53,566
Right?

467
00:21:53,854 --> 00:21:54,934
You're not shallow are you?

468
00:21:57,024 --> 00:21:58,992
So, how's your friend feeling?

469
00:21:59,276 --> 00:22:00,744
- Kim.
- Yeah.

470
00:22:01,028 --> 00:22:02,530
She said she's never
drinking again.

471
00:22:02,822 --> 00:22:03,822
- Never?
- Yeah.

472
00:22:04,073 --> 00:22:06,075
Wow. So...
Friday, then?

473
00:22:06,367 --> 00:22:07,414
Yeah, probably, Thursday.

474
00:22:07,701 --> 00:22:09,294
Probably Thursday.
Okay.

475
00:22:09,578 --> 00:22:11,956
Um, actually on Thursday
it's karaoke night

476
00:22:12,248 --> 00:22:12,965
at the rail.

477
00:22:13,249 --> 00:22:13,966
Mm.

478
00:22:14,250 --> 00:22:14,967
You should come.

479
00:22:15,251 --> 00:22:16,298
- I should.
- Yeah.

480
00:22:16,585 --> 00:22:18,337
And bring your friend.
Adam, was it?

481
00:22:18,629 --> 00:22:19,629
Yeah, it was.

482
00:22:19,839 --> 00:22:21,841
Are you inviting me on a date?

483
00:22:22,132 --> 00:22:24,100
Yeah, like a...
Like a group...

484
00:22:24,385 --> 00:22:25,625
- A group gathering.
- It's fun.

485
00:22:25,845 --> 00:22:29,099
Yeah, it will be fun.
I would love to go.

486
00:22:29,390 --> 00:22:32,940
I don't think that Adam
and Kim are gonna work.

487
00:22:33,227 --> 00:22:34,412
Why? 'Cause she puked
everywhere?

488
00:22:34,436 --> 00:22:35,608
No.

489
00:22:36,939 --> 00:22:37,940
He's gay.

490
00:22:38,232 --> 00:22:39,358
- He's gay?
- Yeah.

491
00:22:39,650 --> 00:22:41,197
- Are you serious?
- He's gay.

492
00:22:41,485 --> 00:22:43,565
So, the two of you actually
have slept together then?

493
00:22:43,821 --> 00:22:44,821
No, that was a joke.

494
00:22:45,030 --> 00:22:46,390
I didn't even know
that he was gay,

495
00:22:46,615 --> 00:22:48,492
until he woke me up and told me

496
00:22:48,784 --> 00:22:50,036
the next morning.

497
00:22:50,327 --> 00:22:51,327
Were you in bed together?

498
00:22:53,873 --> 00:22:54,965
This is going great.

499
00:22:55,249 --> 00:22:56,393
- Yeah, it's...
- 
 love this place.

500
00:22:56,417 --> 00:22:58,090
It's cool.

501
00:22:58,377 --> 00:22:59,937
- Oh, I got this.
- No, we can split it.

502
00:23:00,087 --> 00:23:03,091
Oh no, you can make
it up to me later.

503
00:23:03,382 --> 00:23:04,651
Now what do you say
we get out of here

504
00:23:04,675 --> 00:23:06,018
and head back to my place?

505
00:23:06,302 --> 00:23:07,929
You're gonna love my basement.

506
00:23:08,220 --> 00:23:11,724
I got it totally pimped out.
Xbox 360.

507
00:23:12,016 --> 00:23:14,690
Have you ever heard huey
Lewis and the news on vinyl?

508
00:23:14,977 --> 00:23:16,337
You wanna take me
to your basement?

509
00:23:16,604 --> 00:23:17,604
It'd be fun.

510
00:23:17,771 --> 00:23:18,971
Oh, did you want one of these?

511
00:23:19,189 --> 00:23:20,281
It's all right, it's ROPEX.

512
00:23:20,566 --> 00:23:21,886
It's really great
for, you know...

513
00:23:24,445 --> 00:23:25,913
It's made me feel
so uncomfortable,

514
00:23:26,196 --> 00:23:28,369
like having a gay guy around
it's makes all us feel...

515
00:23:28,657 --> 00:23:31,160
Oh my god.
What is wrong with you?

516
00:23:31,452 --> 00:23:33,555
- What do you mean?
- Your friend just came out cf the closet.

517
00:23:33,579 --> 00:23:35,059
Do you have any idea
how hard that is?

518
00:23:35,289 --> 00:23:37,883
Yeah. It's been
very hard.

519
00:23:38,167 --> 00:23:39,394
That's what
I'm trying to tell you.

520
00:23:39,418 --> 00:23:43,298
No. Not for you.
For him, you moron.

521
00:23:43,589 --> 00:23:44,589
Oh my god.

522
00:23:44,715 --> 00:23:46,513
Your best friend just told you

523
00:23:46,800 --> 00:23:48,347
how his life
is gonna change forever.

524
00:23:48,636 --> 00:23:49,836
And all you're concerned about

525
00:23:49,929 --> 00:23:51,476
is how it made
poker night awkward.

526
00:23:52,806 --> 00:23:54,774
Well, and the hockey game.

527
00:23:55,059 --> 00:23:57,482
I'm kidding. Let's-—
Let's change the subject.

528
00:23:57,770 --> 00:23:59,010
These mo-jitos
are really good.

529
00:24:02,733 --> 00:24:03,859
I know what you're thinking,

530
00:24:04,151 --> 00:24:05,949
a basement.
Real romantic, right?

531
00:24:06,236 --> 00:24:07,237
Mm-hmm.

532
00:24:07,529 --> 00:24:09,122
I'm telling you,
it's totally discreet.

533
00:24:09,406 --> 00:24:11,204
Not even my wife
is allowed down there.

534
00:24:11,492 --> 00:24:12,892
Shit, man, that's...
That's awesome.

535
00:24:13,035 --> 00:24:14,662
I would love to.
But I just...

536
00:24:14,954 --> 00:24:16,956
I have to go water my plants.

537
00:24:17,247 --> 00:24:18,247
Water your plants, huh?

538
00:24:18,415 --> 00:24:20,008
How does that one go?

539
00:24:20,292 --> 00:24:22,511
Uh, you tilt your head
to the side.

540
00:24:22,795 --> 00:24:23,512
- Oh, okay.
- Yeah.

541
00:24:23,796 --> 00:24:24,796
Keep your eyes shut.

542
00:24:24,964 --> 00:24:26,466
And then...

543
00:24:28,133 --> 00:24:29,476
And then what?

544
00:24:31,595 --> 00:24:33,768
So how was your date last night?

545
00:24:34,056 --> 00:24:35,808
Aw, dude.

546
00:24:36,100 --> 00:24:37,100
Long story short,

547
00:24:37,351 --> 00:24:38,978
Tracy thinks
I'm a giant asshole.

548
00:24:39,269 --> 00:24:41,818
Oh, man. I thought girls
liked giant assholes.

549
00:24:42,106 --> 00:24:44,279
Not this one, man,
she is different.

550
00:24:51,490 --> 00:24:53,288
Adam, are you good?

551
00:24:53,575 --> 00:24:54,622
Are you happy?

552
00:24:54,910 --> 00:24:56,753
Yeah.
I guess so.

553
00:24:58,288 --> 00:25:00,507
I figured.

554
00:25:00,791 --> 00:25:02,509
You seem happy.

555
00:25:02,793 --> 00:25:04,473
I told you that nothing
was gonna change...

556
00:25:04,753 --> 00:25:06,255
You guys are trying.

557
00:25:06,547 --> 00:25:08,641
Appreciate it.

558
00:25:08,924 --> 00:25:11,044
You know, things could've
been a lot worse with Tracy.

559
00:25:11,677 --> 00:25:12,394
I doubt it.

560
00:25:12,678 --> 00:25:13,678
- Really?
- Yeah.

561
00:25:13,762 --> 00:25:15,730
Was she 45, and married?

562
00:25:16,015 --> 00:25:17,367
Did she want to take you
to her basement

563
00:25:17,391 --> 00:25:18,688
and make you her sex slave?

564
00:25:18,976 --> 00:25:19,976
What?

565
00:25:20,227 --> 00:25:20,944
Dude, what happened to you?

566
00:25:21,228 --> 00:25:23,447
Nothing happened.

567
00:25:23,731 --> 00:25:25,011
At least you have
Jess, I mean...

568
00:25:26,275 --> 00:25:27,993
I just want someone.

569
00:25:28,277 --> 00:25:29,379
What are you talking about, man?

570
00:25:29,403 --> 00:25:30,575
You're a good looking guy,

571
00:25:30,863 --> 00:25:33,912
I'm sure you've broken
a million guys' hearts.

572
00:25:36,577 --> 00:25:38,045
Not really.

573
00:25:38,328 --> 00:25:39,328
I mean, Scott lombardi,

574
00:25:39,455 --> 00:25:41,708
but that was six years ago.

575
00:25:41,999 --> 00:25:43,501
- Scott lombardi?
- Yeah.

576
00:25:43,792 --> 00:25:46,420
No. When you were
helping him fix his Camaro?

577
00:25:46,712 --> 00:25:49,181
Oh yeah...
Yeah... yeah.

578
00:25:49,465 --> 00:25:51,342
Oh, wow.

579
00:25:53,510 --> 00:25:54,762
Yeah, but that was high school.

580
00:25:56,180 --> 00:25:57,490
I mean, think about
how many girls

581
00:25:57,514 --> 00:25:58,874
you guys have been with
since then.

582
00:26:03,479 --> 00:26:05,527
Yeah.

583
00:26:06,815 --> 00:26:09,409
We need to cheer him up, guys.

584
00:26:09,693 --> 00:26:10,865
He's not happy.

585
00:26:11,153 --> 00:26:13,372
I don't think
he's been happy for a while.

586
00:26:13,655 --> 00:26:15,615
Okay, well... I'm still
not gonna let him fuck me.

587
00:26:15,657 --> 00:26:17,284
Nick. Nobody wants
to fuck you.

588
00:26:17,576 --> 00:26:18,762
You're just...
Now you're being a liar.

589
00:26:18,786 --> 00:26:21,665
Guys, can we take
this seriously?

590
00:26:21,955 --> 00:26:23,075
I mean, do you have any idea

591
00:26:23,248 --> 00:26:26,001
what a depressed gay man
is capable of?

592
00:26:26,293 --> 00:26:27,715
Writing a shitty emo song.

593
00:26:28,003 --> 00:26:29,003
Winning a Tony.

594
00:26:29,171 --> 00:26:30,172
Yeah, true.

595
00:26:30,464 --> 00:26:31,716
But loneliness sucks.

596
00:26:32,007 --> 00:26:33,287
I mean, what if Nick was lonely?

597
00:26:33,550 --> 00:26:36,099
If hypothetically, Nick
was a sad, lonely person...

598
00:26:36,386 --> 00:26:38,466
- Yeah. -'Cause he pushes
people away with his anger.

599
00:26:38,639 --> 00:26:42,269
Fuck you, man. I'm-i plowed three
and half girls this last month.

600
00:26:42,559 --> 00:26:44,079
- It's more than you plowed in the last...
- Half?

601
00:26:44,103 --> 00:26:46,071
Okay, but Adam
is a real person...

602
00:26:46,355 --> 00:26:47,624
Fuck you guys,
I've got feelings.

603
00:26:47,648 --> 00:26:49,275
Well, then prove it.

604
00:26:49,566 --> 00:26:51,966
Instead of turning everything into
a fucking "your mom" joke.

605
00:26:53,904 --> 00:26:55,827
Okay. What do you want
us to do?

606
00:26:57,366 --> 00:26:58,551
Yeah, there's like...
There's like a...

607
00:26:58,575 --> 00:27:00,043
The grinding kind of noise.

608
00:27:00,327 --> 00:27:01,847
Yeah, it's, uh...
It's the head gasket.

609
00:27:02,121 --> 00:27:03,401
It's definitely the head gasket.

610
00:27:03,539 --> 00:27:05,132
Oh, yeah. That's what
I thought it was.

611
00:27:05,415 --> 00:27:07,575
Yeah. Yeah. I'm fucking with you.
Just change your oil.

612
00:27:09,545 --> 00:27:12,845
Hey, can I...
Can I ask you a question?

613
00:27:13,132 --> 00:27:15,055
Yeah.
What's up?

614
00:27:20,597 --> 00:27:21,894
What's power bottom?

615
00:27:24,893 --> 00:27:26,895
Do you really wanna know?

616
00:27:27,187 --> 00:27:29,315
- Yeah.
- No, no. Fuck it. I can't.

617
00:27:29,606 --> 00:27:31,326
You're just gonna make
a bunch of ass jokes.

618
00:27:34,611 --> 00:27:36,613
Uh...

619
00:27:36,905 --> 00:27:38,265
So, you read
any good books lately?

620
00:27:38,490 --> 00:27:39,490
Any literature?

621
00:27:42,452 --> 00:27:43,874
Uh, yeah.

622
00:27:44,163 --> 00:27:46,382
I mean I read
an article about Kinsey.

623
00:27:46,665 --> 00:27:47,882
Pretty good.

624
00:27:48,167 --> 00:27:49,687
What's... what's Kinsey?
What's Kinsey?

625
00:27:49,918 --> 00:27:53,172
He's a sex scientist.
Never heard of him?

626
00:27:53,463 --> 00:27:54,463
No.

627
00:27:54,715 --> 00:27:55,900
You want me to send it to you?

628
00:27:55,924 --> 00:27:58,473
Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah, that'd be...

629
00:27:58,760 --> 00:28:00,572
Yeah, I wanna... yeah I'd
really love to read that.

630
00:28:00,596 --> 00:28:02,064
What don't you understand?

631
00:28:02,347 --> 00:28:04,270
- You just swipe right if they're hot.
- Okay.

632
00:28:04,558 --> 00:28:06,606
You swipe left
if they're busted.

633
00:28:06,894 --> 00:28:08,020
All right, and then what?

634
00:28:08,312 --> 00:28:10,189
<i>Then you send them a message.
Sample.</i>

635
00:28:10,480 --> 00:28:12,027
And there's always grindr too.

636
00:28:12,316 --> 00:28:14,043
Yeah, but that's only if you
want to try to have butt-sex

637
00:28:14,067 --> 00:28:15,147
like five minutes from now.

638
00:28:16,445 --> 00:28:17,537
The fuck is grindr?

639
00:28:17,821 --> 00:28:19,048
How do you know what grindr is?

640
00:28:19,072 --> 00:28:20,312
How do you know what grindr is?

641
00:28:23,535 --> 00:28:25,855
Okay, I don't-i just don't think
that apps are gonna work.

642
00:28:25,996 --> 00:28:27,714
Well, you have to give it
a chance, man.

643
00:28:27,998 --> 00:28:29,045
Put yourself out there.

644
00:28:29,333 --> 00:28:30,813
Flirt with them,
but play hard to get.

645
00:28:31,043 --> 00:28:32,312
Let them know
that you're into them,

646
00:28:32,336 --> 00:28:33,646
but make sure
you don't text last.

647
00:28:33,670 --> 00:28:35,030
Yeah, no, that's easy
for you guys.

648
00:28:35,088 --> 00:28:36,965
I have to walk up to a guy,
and wonder like,

649
00:28:37,257 --> 00:28:38,737
oh am I gonna
get punched in the face?

650
00:28:39,009 --> 00:28:40,987
And you guys can just walk
up to any girl you want.

651
00:28:41,011 --> 00:28:43,091
Yeah, but then we
have to hang cut with girls.

652
00:28:43,305 --> 00:28:45,283
Just once, I'd like to go out
to a nice dinner and a movie

653
00:28:45,307 --> 00:28:46,618
and not have to hold in
a fart the whole time.

654
00:28:46,642 --> 00:28:48,519
You fart around Michelle
all the time.

655
00:28:48,810 --> 00:28:51,610
Well it took two years of farting in
a tupperware to get to that point.

656
00:28:51,688 --> 00:28:52,860
So gross.

657
00:28:53,148 --> 00:28:54,320
Ortu's right, man.

658
00:28:54,608 --> 00:28:57,361
As a gay man, you have
the ultimate advantage.

659
00:28:57,653 --> 00:28:58,653
You're a fucking dude.

660
00:28:58,904 --> 00:29:00,247
It's easy to get another guy

661
00:29:00,530 --> 00:29:02,330
'cause you know exactly
what dudes like to do.

662
00:29:02,532 --> 00:29:03,532
Yeah.

663
00:29:04,868 --> 00:29:05,868
Yeah. Right?

664
00:29:06,036 --> 00:29:07,036
Go with your instincts.

665
00:29:08,330 --> 00:29:09,627
What do guys do again?

666
00:29:11,792 --> 00:29:15,797
♪ You got that love
that rises like the sun ♪

667
00:29:16,088 --> 00:29:20,685
♪ raise it up,
raise it up, raise it up ♪

668
00:29:20,968 --> 00:29:22,970
♪ you got a diamond
in the rough ♪

669
00:29:23,262 --> 00:29:25,356
♪ and I can't
get enough ♪

670
00:29:25,639 --> 00:29:28,984
♪ raise it up,
raise it up, raise it up ♪

671
00:29:31,144 --> 00:29:33,397
♪ I wanna make
you go wild ♪

672
00:29:33,689 --> 00:29:35,817
♪ and watch you glow
in the light ♪

673
00:29:36,108 --> 00:29:39,578
♪ you feed that something
inside of me ♪

674
00:29:40,779 --> 00:29:43,123
♪ the devil sent me away ♪

675
00:29:43,407 --> 00:29:45,375
♪ to break you
out of your cage ♪

676
00:29:45,659 --> 00:29:49,289
♪ I'll get you higher
than you'll ever be ♪

677
00:29:49,579 --> 00:29:50,579
<i>♪ yeah ♪</i>

678
00:29:52,124 --> 00:29:54,343
♪ I was under the ground ♪

679
00:29:54,626 --> 00:29:56,503
♪ when you turned
it around ♪

680
00:29:56,795 --> 00:30:01,426
♪ raise it up,
raise it up, raise it up ♪

681
00:30:01,717 --> 00:30:06,143
♪ and I'm counting on you
to carry me through ♪

682
00:30:06,430 --> 00:30:09,559
♪ raise it up,
raise it up, raise it up ♪

683
00:30:12,060 --> 00:30:14,154
♪ and I am living
my dream ♪

684
00:30:14,438 --> 00:30:16,782
♪ watching you move
till you scream ♪

685
00:30:17,065 --> 00:30:19,568
♪ god only knows
what you do to me ♪

686
00:30:21,987 --> 00:30:23,214
- It's a nice place.
- Yeah, yeah.

687
00:30:23,238 --> 00:30:24,535
It's good.

688
00:30:24,823 --> 00:30:26,703
So, uh, your tinder profile
said that "SCARFACE"

689
00:30:26,908 --> 00:30:27,908
is your favorite movie?

690
00:30:28,160 --> 00:30:29,753
Yeah. Yeah, it's one
of my favorites.

691
00:30:30,037 --> 00:30:31,755
Fucking right on, bro.

692
00:30:32,039 --> 00:30:33,558
I hate these queers
who think that being gay

693
00:30:33,582 --> 00:30:35,084
is an excuse to have no balls.

694
00:30:35,375 --> 00:30:37,594
I'm gay, but I love
"scar face."

695
00:30:37,878 --> 00:30:39,130
- Yeah.
- No.

696
00:30:39,421 --> 00:30:40,468
I fucking live it.

697
00:30:42,591 --> 00:30:43,763
This was a terrible idea.

698
00:30:44,051 --> 00:30:45,091
I mean, don't you feel it?

699
00:30:45,177 --> 00:30:47,305
Everyone is staring at us.

700
00:30:47,596 --> 00:30:50,315
Uh, I don't see
anybody staring at us.

701
00:30:55,604 --> 00:30:56,981
Just take a picture,
why don't ya?

702
00:30:58,440 --> 00:30:59,480
It's like she's never seen

703
00:30:59,649 --> 00:31:01,026
two guys share a meal together.

704
00:31:01,318 --> 00:31:02,820
It's like, sharing a meal.

705
00:31:06,406 --> 00:31:08,704
- Tony would've hated this place.
- I'm sorry, who?

706
00:31:08,992 --> 00:31:09,993
Tony, my ex-boyfriend.

707
00:31:10,285 --> 00:31:11,285
Oh.

708
00:31:11,328 --> 00:31:12,875
So dark, and so mysterious.

709
00:31:13,163 --> 00:31:14,380
Yet, still real.

710
00:31:14,664 --> 00:31:15,984
I don't even know
why we broke up.

711
00:31:16,166 --> 00:31:17,166
Can't imagine why.

712
00:31:17,417 --> 00:31:19,920
"Say hello
to my little friend."

713
00:31:21,880 --> 00:31:23,316
You like that?
You think you're so tough?

714
00:31:23,340 --> 00:31:24,567
Oh, she's looking
at me over there.

715
00:31:24,591 --> 00:31:25,991
- Yeah.
- She doesn't like that one.

716
00:31:26,134 --> 00:31:28,014
I... no, no, no, no. Sorry.
Nothing against you.

717
00:31:28,303 --> 00:31:30,263
We're just doing "SCARFACE."
First date over here.

718
00:31:31,139 --> 00:31:32,686
You want one
of my French fries, bro?

719
00:31:32,974 --> 00:31:35,054
It's just like a little phase
that I'm going through.

720
00:31:35,143 --> 00:31:36,861
I do a lot of girls too.

721
00:31:37,145 --> 00:31:38,442
- Yeah...
- so...

722
00:31:38,730 --> 00:31:39,947
you look like you would.

723
00:31:40,232 --> 00:31:41,484
Thanks.

724
00:31:41,775 --> 00:31:44,324
He had the most fantastic cock.

725
00:31:46,113 --> 00:31:47,113
Well he did.

726
00:31:48,615 --> 00:31:49,867
It was this big.

727
00:31:52,411 --> 00:31:53,721
I don't really know
what I'm gonna get.

728
00:31:53,745 --> 00:31:55,839
I'm probably just gonna
get a beer.

729
00:31:56,123 --> 00:31:57,670
Yeah, so many choices.
I think me too.

730
00:32:03,797 --> 00:32:07,427
Uh, so your profile says
you're into gardening.

731
00:32:07,717 --> 00:32:09,094
Yeah.

732
00:32:09,386 --> 00:32:11,855
Yeah, it's just something
I used to do with my mom.

733
00:32:12,139 --> 00:32:13,199
I should probably know
what these are,

734
00:32:13,223 --> 00:32:14,223
but I have no clue.

735
00:32:14,307 --> 00:32:16,685
I definitely don't.

736
00:32:16,977 --> 00:32:18,329
You know,
I always wanted to try that

737
00:32:18,353 --> 00:32:20,526
but everyone says
it's for old people.

738
00:32:20,814 --> 00:32:22,959
- Yeah, I don't know why everyone says that.
- Yeah, I don't get it.

739
00:32:22,983 --> 00:32:25,343
Yeah I mean, I'm 24, but I
don't have to wait until I retire

740
00:32:25,485 --> 00:32:27,658
to get fresh
vine ripened tomatoes.

741
00:32:27,946 --> 00:32:28,663
You know?

742
00:32:28,947 --> 00:32:33,623
I want them now.

743
00:32:33,910 --> 00:32:35,412
You wanna get nachos?

744
00:32:35,704 --> 00:32:37,331
Uh, yeah.
I'd love some.

745
00:33:23,793 --> 00:33:25,841
Two nacho
platters on a first date.

746
00:33:26,129 --> 00:33:26,846
What were you thinking?

747
00:33:27,130 --> 00:33:28,177
First nice guy I meet,

748
00:33:28,465 --> 00:33:29,967
and I almost make him pass out.

749
00:33:30,258 --> 00:33:31,851
Fuck that arrogant prick, man.

750
00:33:32,135 --> 00:33:33,432
He's not nice.

751
00:33:33,720 --> 00:33:36,064
If you can't enjoy the smell
of another man's farts,

752
00:33:36,348 --> 00:33:39,101
then you don't want
to know that man.

753
00:33:39,392 --> 00:33:40,512
It's not that big of a deal.

754
00:33:40,685 --> 00:33:42,278
It's just my parents,
they, uh...

755
00:33:42,562 --> 00:33:43,562
They smelled it too?

756
00:33:43,605 --> 00:33:44,857
Wait, they were there?

757
00:33:45,148 --> 00:33:47,526
No, my parents invited me
over to dinner tonight.

758
00:33:48,944 --> 00:33:49,661
Oh, wow.

759
00:33:49,945 --> 00:33:51,071
Well, that's awesome man.

760
00:33:51,363 --> 00:33:53,161
What's Karen making?
Maybe I'll stop by.

761
00:33:54,658 --> 00:33:56,456
I'm gonna tell them.

762
00:33:56,743 --> 00:33:58,745
- Oh.
- What?

763
00:33:59,037 --> 00:34:01,085
Well, good luck with that.

764
00:34:01,373 --> 00:34:02,693
I'm sure they're
gonna understand.

765
00:34:04,251 --> 00:34:07,755
Maybe you guys could come.

766
00:34:08,046 --> 00:34:09,969
- Uh... this was tonight?
- Yeah.

767
00:34:10,257 --> 00:34:12,510
No, tonight I'm doing a...

768
00:34:12,801 --> 00:34:14,018
Michelle and I have groupon.

769
00:34:14,302 --> 00:34:16,521
I... I would...
Yeah, I would come over,

770
00:34:16,805 --> 00:34:17,823
but, you know, I'd probably...

771
00:34:17,847 --> 00:34:19,224
Just say something stupid

772
00:34:19,516 --> 00:34:20,893
and make it way worse.

773
00:34:22,060 --> 00:34:23,060
Yeah.

774
00:34:23,186 --> 00:34:26,907
What about you, Chris?

775
00:34:27,190 --> 00:34:28,584
My parents love you.
Maybe, you know,

776
00:34:28,608 --> 00:34:30,610
like, make it easier.

777
00:34:39,703 --> 00:34:41,171
- Of course, man.
- Okay.

778
00:34:43,582 --> 00:34:46,711
So Adam, how are things?

779
00:34:47,002 --> 00:34:48,800
Mom, I'm gay.

780
00:34:49,087 --> 00:34:50,807
I'm sorry man, can I
just be your dad again?

781
00:34:50,922 --> 00:34:52,549
No, I need to be ready
for anything.

782
00:34:52,841 --> 00:34:54,652
And don't be afraid
to be mean, I can handle it.

783
00:34:54,676 --> 00:34:55,820
That's why I have
these note cards.

784
00:34:55,844 --> 00:34:56,844
Meaner, okay.

785
00:34:56,886 --> 00:34:58,058
- Yeah.
- Got it.

786
00:35:06,813 --> 00:35:07,814
Mom, I'm gay.

787
00:35:08,106 --> 00:35:10,404
What? That's disgusting.

788
00:35:10,692 --> 00:35:11,772
How could you do this to me

789
00:35:11,985 --> 00:35:13,862
after I brought you
into this world?

790
00:35:14,154 --> 00:35:14,871
Anderson Cooper.

791
00:35:15,155 --> 00:35:15,872
I'm a terrible mother.

792
00:35:16,156 --> 00:35:17,156
Um... Ricky Martin.

793
00:35:17,282 --> 00:35:18,829
I'm a terrible mother.

794
00:35:19,117 --> 00:35:21,157
Neil Patrick Harris.
Neil Patrick Harris.

795
00:35:21,328 --> 00:35:24,002
What? Are your notes just
a list of famous gay dudes?

796
00:35:24,289 --> 00:35:25,006
No, I have lesbians too.

797
00:35:25,290 --> 00:35:26,416
Okay. Forget the list, dude.

798
00:35:26,708 --> 00:35:28,176
Just be honest.

799
00:35:28,460 --> 00:35:30,133
What's the worst
that could happen?

800
00:35:30,420 --> 00:35:32,231
My mom has a heart attack
and my dad freaks out

801
00:35:32,255 --> 00:35:33,928
'cause I'm never gonna
give him grandkids.

802
00:35:34,215 --> 00:35:36,434
Jesus, man.
You're gay.

803
00:35:36,718 --> 00:35:37,810
Not sterile.

804
00:35:38,094 --> 00:35:39,534
And your dad collects
antique clocks,

805
00:35:39,763 --> 00:35:41,265
he'll understand.

806
00:35:41,556 --> 00:35:43,558
Yeah.

807
00:35:43,850 --> 00:35:45,944
Yeah.

808
00:35:46,227 --> 00:35:47,979
Sorry to keep everybody waiting.

809
00:35:48,271 --> 00:35:49,272
For your cooking, Karen,

810
00:35:49,564 --> 00:35:51,282
I would wait all night
if I had to.

811
00:35:51,566 --> 00:35:54,160
- Chris.
- I'll tell you, this salad is incredible.

812
00:35:54,444 --> 00:35:56,164
How is everything?
You still dating Jessica?

813
00:35:57,197 --> 00:35:58,574
Yeah... sometimes.

814
00:35:58,865 --> 00:36:00,583
- Okay.
- Mm-hmm.

815
00:36:00,867 --> 00:36:03,347
What about you, Adam? When am
I gonna see you with a nice girl?

816
00:36:04,287 --> 00:36:05,664
Gee mom, I don't know.

817
00:36:05,955 --> 00:36:08,049
- Lindsay has a boyfriend. Did she tell you?
- No.

818
00:36:08,333 --> 00:36:10,381
- Actually mom, we broke up last week.
- Good.

819
00:36:10,669 --> 00:36:11,386
He's been trying to Snapchat me

820
00:36:11,670 --> 00:36:12,387
nonstop since.

821
00:36:12,671 --> 00:36:14,173
I hate Snapchat.

822
00:36:14,464 --> 00:36:15,524
If he gives you any trouble,
let me know, okay?

823
00:36:15,548 --> 00:36:16,265
Adam and I will take care of it.

824
00:36:16,549 --> 00:36:17,549
Yeah.

825
00:36:19,219 --> 00:36:21,299
Chris, do you think Jessica
has someone for our Adam?

826
00:36:21,513 --> 00:36:24,107
You know what? You may be
on to something there, Karen.

827
00:36:24,391 --> 00:36:25,438
<i>What about Dorothy Cuba'?</i>

828
00:36:25,725 --> 00:36:26,845
Didn't you two have a thing?

829
00:36:26,935 --> 00:36:27,652
Uh, yeah. We went
to junior prom,

830
00:36:27,936 --> 00:36:29,358
like six years ago.

831
00:36:29,646 --> 00:36:31,406
<i>- You two were so cute together.
- You were.</i>

832
00:36:31,648 --> 00:36:33,248
Did I tell you that I ran
into her mother

833
00:36:33,358 --> 00:36:35,044
- at the grocery store the other day?
- Nope.

834
00:36:35,068 --> 00:36:37,068
Yeah, and she told me
that Dorothy is back in town,

835
00:36:37,153 --> 00:36:38,575
and she's single, you know.

836
00:36:38,863 --> 00:36:40,206
Great. So...

837
00:36:40,490 --> 00:36:42,333
So...
Make yourself available.

838
00:36:42,617 --> 00:36:44,777
It feels like forever since
you broke up with Courtney.

839
00:36:44,869 --> 00:36:45,870
It's time to move on.

840
00:36:46,162 --> 00:36:48,210
Get yourself back out there.

841
00:36:48,498 --> 00:36:49,215
Yep. You're right.

842
00:36:49,499 --> 00:36:51,922
And, uh, actually, I...

843
00:36:52,210 --> 00:36:54,304
I have have been.

844
00:36:54,587 --> 00:36:56,941
It's true. He's actually been
going on a lot cf dates lately.

845
00:36:56,965 --> 00:36:58,262
Meeting some interesting people.

846
00:36:59,342 --> 00:37:00,719
Yep.

847
00:37:01,010 --> 00:37:02,136
Anything serious?

848
00:37:02,429 --> 00:37:05,023
Uhh, no.

849
00:37:05,306 --> 00:37:07,118
I don't wanna sound like one
of those crazy old mothers

850
00:37:07,142 --> 00:37:10,191
<i>that does nothing but hound
her son for grandkids.</i>

851
00:37:10,478 --> 00:37:12,039
It would just be nice
to see you with someone.

852
00:37:12,063 --> 00:37:13,406
And what if I never
meet somebody?

853
00:37:13,690 --> 00:37:15,692
You will. You're gonna
meet a great girl.

854
00:37:15,984 --> 00:37:17,253
- Sooner than you think.
- No, I'm not.

855
00:37:17,277 --> 00:37:18,449
Because...

856
00:37:18,737 --> 00:37:19,829
I...

857
00:37:21,823 --> 00:37:22,949
I...

858
00:37:26,286 --> 00:37:28,505
Elton John.

859
00:37:28,788 --> 00:37:30,708
What's rocket man
have to do with anything?

860
00:37:39,299 --> 00:37:40,859
So you're going
on a double date?

861
00:37:41,009 --> 00:37:43,307
Yeah. I think
Adam's excited about it.

862
00:37:43,595 --> 00:37:45,643
Yes.

863
00:37:45,930 --> 00:37:47,158
Aw. Hey, why didn't you
ever set me up

864
00:37:47,182 --> 00:37:48,422
with any of Jess's hot friends?

865
00:37:48,600 --> 00:37:50,480
You banged two and then
never called them again.

866
00:37:50,560 --> 00:37:52,688
Okay, they never called
me either so...

867
00:37:52,979 --> 00:37:54,447
What... what am
I supposed to do?

868
00:37:55,732 --> 00:37:57,279
Oh. One second, boys.

869
00:37:57,567 --> 00:37:58,568
I'll get it.

870
00:38:02,489 --> 00:38:03,786
Hey Martha.

871
00:38:04,073 --> 00:38:05,073
Hello, Chris.

872
00:38:05,325 --> 00:38:06,427
Just dropping this off for Adam.

873
00:38:06,451 --> 00:38:07,611
Could you see that he gets it

874
00:38:07,869 --> 00:38:09,429
before it's too late
in the eyes of god?

875
00:38:10,914 --> 00:38:12,666
Yeah. Yeah, of course.
Thank you.

876
00:38:20,465 --> 00:38:21,967
Ortu, I hope you're hungry.

877
00:38:22,258 --> 00:38:23,976
Oh fuck. Free cake.

878
00:38:26,012 --> 00:38:27,355
Oh.

879
00:38:27,639 --> 00:38:29,892
What the hell is camp leviticus?

880
00:38:30,183 --> 00:38:32,119
I think it's one of those
conversion camps for gay dudes.

881
00:38:32,143 --> 00:38:33,645
If you wanna make
a gay dude straight,

882
00:38:33,937 --> 00:38:35,790
you gotta show a little
more cleavage on that cake.

883
00:38:35,814 --> 00:38:37,583
Actually, according to
an article I was reading,

884
00:38:37,607 --> 00:38:39,807
the apa has no proof that a
change in sexual orientation

885
00:38:39,984 --> 00:38:42,908
is even possible.

886
00:38:43,196 --> 00:38:45,164
Hey man, sorry.
We kinda outed you to her.

887
00:38:45,448 --> 00:38:47,128
Oh, I don't care.
She thinks we're all gay.

888
00:38:47,367 --> 00:38:48,887
Wait a minute.
You have a date tonight,

889
00:38:48,952 --> 00:38:50,346
and you're wearing
those pants with those shoes?

890
00:38:50,370 --> 00:38:51,370
And that loose shirt?

891
00:38:51,579 --> 00:38:53,422
You can't even see your abs.

892
00:38:57,252 --> 00:38:58,312
So I tell the curator,

893
00:38:58,336 --> 00:38:59,053
you see the name on the wall?

894
00:38:59,337 --> 00:39:01,260
This is my gallery.

895
00:39:01,548 --> 00:39:04,597
If I want to submit a 15x8,
I'm gonna submit a 15x8.

896
00:39:04,884 --> 00:39:05,884
And that shut him up...

897
00:39:05,969 --> 00:39:06,686
So fast.

898
00:39:06,970 --> 00:39:08,438
I bet it did.

899
00:39:08,721 --> 00:39:11,099
Uh, what do you paint exactly?

900
00:39:11,391 --> 00:39:13,689
Mostly abstract post-modern
deconstructionalism,

901
00:39:13,977 --> 00:39:16,446
peppered with neoclassical
ideologies.

902
00:39:16,729 --> 00:39:18,481
Wow, that's a lot.

903
00:39:18,773 --> 00:39:20,696
So Jess tells me
you're a mechanic.

904
00:39:20,984 --> 00:39:23,658
Yeah. Yeah,
I do mostly everything.

905
00:39:23,945 --> 00:39:26,039
Small repairs,
tune-ups.

906
00:39:26,322 --> 00:39:27,949
- Great mechanic.
- Than ks, man.

907
00:39:28,241 --> 00:39:30,164
God, how do you do it?

908
00:39:30,451 --> 00:39:32,429
You're going through life
everyday, never creating art.

909
00:39:32,453 --> 00:39:33,670
I couldn't imagine.

910
00:39:33,955 --> 00:39:35,923
Yeah. Yeah, I know
exactly what you mean.

911
00:39:36,207 --> 00:39:39,256
You know,
I actually sketch everyday.

912
00:39:39,544 --> 00:39:41,387
I just don't have
the talent that you have.

913
00:39:41,671 --> 00:39:44,390
We should check out my gallery
sometime. Maybe I can inspire you.

914
00:39:44,674 --> 00:39:46,193
After you have to go to
this GORDITOS place,

915
00:39:46,217 --> 00:39:48,097
and across the street
is this fabulous boutique.

916
00:39:48,261 --> 00:39:49,738
I'd take some of my other
girlfriends there,

917
00:39:49,762 --> 00:39:51,407
but they don't have
the body for the place.

918
00:39:51,431 --> 00:39:52,648
- Oh.
- I said it.

919
00:39:52,932 --> 00:39:54,058
- Oh, stop.
- I just said it.

920
00:39:54,350 --> 00:39:55,067
- You said it.
- There it goes.

921
00:39:55,351 --> 00:39:56,398
You just said it.

922
00:39:58,062 --> 00:39:59,780
I gotta take you
to taco bell sometime,

923
00:40:00,064 --> 00:40:01,816
they've got
this fabulous new gordita.

924
00:40:02,108 --> 00:40:03,155
Oh, really? Wow.

925
00:40:03,443 --> 00:40:04,712
- Do I have the body for it?
- You do.

926
00:40:04,736 --> 00:40:06,046
- Oh, thank you.
- You just said it.

927
00:40:06,070 --> 00:40:07,447
- I said it.
- You said it.

928
00:40:07,739 --> 00:40:09,174
Marc do you wanna come
outside and smoke with me?

929
00:40:09,198 --> 00:40:10,666
I wanna hear all about
this boutique.

930
00:40:10,950 --> 00:40:12,577
Oh, usually I'd say no,
but two MARGS

931
00:40:12,869 --> 00:40:15,213
and I start smoking
like a little hot tamale.

932
00:40:21,878 --> 00:40:23,425
Oh. Wow.

933
00:40:24,631 --> 00:40:25,848
He seems...

934
00:40:26,132 --> 00:40:27,452
- Non-threatening...
- I hate him.

935
00:40:27,675 --> 00:40:28,972
Okay.

936
00:40:29,260 --> 00:40:32,514
Oh, Adam.
Nice to see you here.

937
00:40:32,805 --> 00:40:34,807
Is this the reason
you're not texting me back?

938
00:40:35,099 --> 00:40:36,100
Uhh... no.

939
00:40:36,392 --> 00:40:37,578
No, it's not what it looks like.

940
00:40:37,602 --> 00:40:38,819
Oh no, we're not dating.

941
00:40:39,103 --> 00:40:41,197
- Oh, I'm sorry.
- Yeah.

942
00:40:41,481 --> 00:40:43,083
Sometimes I fly off the handle.
Sorry about that.

943
00:40:43,107 --> 00:40:44,950
- We're engaged.
- What?

944
00:40:46,069 --> 00:40:47,161
Right, Chris?

945
00:40:47,445 --> 00:40:48,617
Oh, this is Brad.

946
00:40:48,905 --> 00:40:50,585
Brad, remember I was
telling you about him.

947
00:40:50,782 --> 00:40:53,911
- Oh honey duder, this is BRADSTAR?
- Yeah. Mm-hmm.

948
00:40:54,202 --> 00:40:56,045
BRADSTAR,
it is a pleasure to meet you.

949
00:40:56,329 --> 00:40:58,172
No, I'm not gonna
shake your hand.

950
00:40:58,456 --> 00:40:59,173
I could've given you everything,

951
00:40:59,457 --> 00:41:00,800
you know that right?

952
00:41:01,084 --> 00:41:02,927
You toss me aside
for nothing but a gigolo.

953
00:41:03,211 --> 00:41:04,758
- Whoa, whoa...
- A pretty face.

954
00:41:05,046 --> 00:41:07,174
He's not a gigolo.
He's awesome.

955
00:41:07,465 --> 00:41:08,465
He's my best friend.

956
00:41:08,675 --> 00:41:09,767
What's going on here?

957
00:41:10,051 --> 00:41:11,553
Who the hell are you?

958
00:41:11,844 --> 00:41:13,346
Marc Peters, Adam's date.

959
00:41:13,638 --> 00:41:15,060
Uh, yeah.

960
00:41:15,348 --> 00:41:16,850
Okay, I see.

961
00:41:17,141 --> 00:41:18,643
So, apparently
I'm the only guy here

962
00:41:18,935 --> 00:41:20,608
who you're not fucking,
is that right?

963
00:41:22,438 --> 00:41:24,500
Why didn't you tell me
you're into group stuff, silly?

964
00:41:24,524 --> 00:41:25,616
- Well...
- Right?

965
00:41:25,900 --> 00:41:27,743
We could go down
to my basement, all of us.

966
00:41:28,027 --> 00:41:29,027
- It'd be fun.
- Ooh.

967
00:41:29,153 --> 00:41:30,621
- A group thing.
- Yeah.

968
00:41:30,905 --> 00:41:32,373
Think about it,
text me later, okay?

969
00:41:32,657 --> 00:41:33,657
Okay.

970
00:41:36,953 --> 00:41:38,263
Well, I should have
seen it before,

971
00:41:38,287 --> 00:41:39,847
it's so obvious,
with your perfect hair,

972
00:41:40,123 --> 00:41:42,672
and those,
"look at my crotch," jeans.

973
00:41:42,959 --> 00:41:44,506
Mm, and you should see him dance

974
00:41:44,794 --> 00:41:46,091
when he gets two MARGS in him.

975
00:41:46,379 --> 00:41:47,096
Right?

976
00:41:47,380 --> 00:41:48,927
They're not...

977
00:41:49,215 --> 00:41:51,593
Fine, call it bisexual. If
it helps you sleep at night.

978
00:41:51,884 --> 00:41:53,204
Okay. Okay,
this is enough.

979
00:41:53,469 --> 00:41:54,869
I don't know what's
going on, Chris.

980
00:41:55,138 --> 00:41:57,032
Tell Marc that you and Adam
haven't slept together.

981
00:41:57,056 --> 00:41:58,353
Yeah, tell him.

982
00:41:58,641 --> 00:42:00,985
Well... I guess we didn't do
a whole lot of sleeping.

983
00:42:01,269 --> 00:42:02,309
No, we definitely did not.

984
00:42:02,520 --> 00:42:03,539
Well, maybe like
a little bit, like...

985
00:42:03,563 --> 00:42:04,655
- Naps
- like in between.

986
00:42:04,939 --> 00:42:06,208
Yeah, but mostly it was
just going at it.

987
00:42:06,232 --> 00:42:08,280
Marc, you have
no idea how good it is.

988
00:42:08,568 --> 00:42:10,866
I mean, I hate even talking
about it over dinner.

989
00:42:11,154 --> 00:42:12,781
- But...
- Yeah, don't brag.

990
00:42:13,072 --> 00:42:15,291
I would die if I couldn't create

991
00:42:15,575 --> 00:42:16,802
fabulous multiple orgasms
with you every night.

992
00:42:16,826 --> 00:42:18,624
Oh, that means the world to me.

993
00:42:18,911 --> 00:42:21,591
Oh, thanks for the invite, Jess. But
I can tell when I'm not wanted.

994
00:42:21,748 --> 00:42:23,125
What? Really?

995
00:42:23,416 --> 00:42:26,636
My boy e-Zach is DJING
at the "UNSH-UNSH" bar tonight

996
00:42:26,919 --> 00:42:28,341
and I was gonna get going
anyway.

997
00:42:28,629 --> 00:42:30,469
- Oh, it was really nice to meet you.
- Yeah.

998
00:42:30,965 --> 00:42:32,512
Kiss, kiss.
Ew, ew.

999
00:42:37,430 --> 00:42:38,977
Great headband.

1000
00:42:41,392 --> 00:42:43,144
- Ew.
- Ew, ew, ew.

1001
00:42:43,436 --> 00:42:45,359
- Kiss kiss.
- What kind of gay are you?

1002
00:42:45,646 --> 00:42:47,023
You are hating on your own kind.

1003
00:42:47,315 --> 00:42:48,875
Yeah, I don't hate him
because he's gay.

1004
00:42:49,025 --> 00:42:50,169
- No, he hates him 'cause he sucks balls.
- Yeah.

1005
00:42:50,193 --> 00:42:50,910
Oh, you are such an asshole.

1006
00:42:51,194 --> 00:42:52,787
I'm an asshole?

1007
00:42:53,071 --> 00:42:55,049
You're an asshole for making
us hang out with this guy.

1008
00:42:55,073 --> 00:42:57,167
What made you think Adam
would ever like that prick?

1009
00:42:57,450 --> 00:42:59,248
Well, Adam's gay.
And he's gay.

1010
00:42:59,535 --> 00:43:00,957
So what else is there?

1011
00:43:01,245 --> 00:43:02,997
Uh, attraction,
mutual interests...

1012
00:43:03,289 --> 00:43:04,791
Not being a giant,
raging douchebag.

1013
00:43:05,083 --> 00:43:06,203
Oh, that's on your list too?

1014
00:43:07,752 --> 00:43:10,301
Well, since you two
have so much in common,

1015
00:43:10,588 --> 00:43:11,305
why don't you fuck him tonight?

1016
00:43:11,589 --> 00:43:12,589
Because we're over.

1017
00:43:12,840 --> 00:43:15,309
Whoa, okay, Jess.
We're kidding.

1018
00:43:15,593 --> 00:43:17,015
Fuck.
I'll be right back.

1019
00:43:17,303 --> 00:43:19,146
Ahh.

1020
00:43:21,599 --> 00:43:23,146
Hold on. Hold on.
Hold on.

1021
00:43:23,434 --> 00:43:24,902
I'm sorry, okay?
We're kidding.

1022
00:43:25,186 --> 00:43:25,903
We're just joking around.

1023
00:43:26,187 --> 00:43:27,689
Mm, maybe you are.

1024
00:43:27,980 --> 00:43:29,448
But Adam's not.

1025
00:43:29,732 --> 00:43:31,609
<i>You know, you probably
shouldn't joke around.</i>

1026
00:43:31,901 --> 00:43:33,528
You're only screwing
with his head.

1027
00:43:33,820 --> 00:43:35,242
What are you talking about?

1028
00:43:35,530 --> 00:43:37,908
Chris, I told you
this would happen.

1029
00:43:38,199 --> 00:43:39,199
Adam likes you.

1030
00:43:39,408 --> 00:43:41,160
Adam does not like me.

1031
00:43:41,452 --> 00:43:42,920
I know what I'm talking about.

1032
00:43:43,204 --> 00:43:44,547
I'm a girl,
I notice these things.

1033
00:43:44,831 --> 00:43:45,974
Adam didn't
even give Marc a chance.

1034
00:43:45,998 --> 00:43:47,215
He barely even looked at him

1035
00:43:47,500 --> 00:43:49,420
because he was too busy
staring at you all night.

1036
00:43:49,502 --> 00:43:52,176
No, it's because looking at Marc
makes you want to murder someone.

1037
00:43:52,463 --> 00:43:54,807
Mm. Okay. Okay, fine.
Don't believe me.

1038
00:43:55,091 --> 00:43:56,468
But when you wake up
one morning,

1039
00:43:56,759 --> 00:43:58,639
tied to your bed with
Adam's tongue in your ass,

1040
00:43:58,886 --> 00:44:00,513
don't come crying back to me.

1041
00:44:08,437 --> 00:44:09,859
Hey, man.
There you are.

1042
00:44:10,148 --> 00:44:11,616
You wanna get gay?

1043
00:44:11,899 --> 00:44:12,991
What?

1044
00:44:13,276 --> 00:44:14,778
I got some two shots.
You want one?

1045
00:44:15,069 --> 00:44:16,491
Yeah.

1046
00:44:16,779 --> 00:44:17,905
Yeah, sure.

1047
00:44:18,197 --> 00:44:19,494
- Cheers, man.
- Cheers, dude.

1048
00:44:23,703 --> 00:44:25,205
- Oh.
- Ah.

1049
00:44:25,496 --> 00:44:26,723
God, it does not get any easier.

1050
00:44:26,747 --> 00:44:27,907
No, but can we have two more?

1051
00:44:30,209 --> 00:44:31,209
Boo.

1052
00:44:34,422 --> 00:44:35,844
Ahh.

1053
00:44:36,132 --> 00:44:36,849
You should do it.

1054
00:44:37,133 --> 00:44:37,850
- No.
- Yep.

1055
00:44:38,134 --> 00:44:39,556
- No.
- Yeah.

1056
00:44:39,844 --> 00:44:40,988
- No.
- You should do it, you should call her.

1057
00:44:41,012 --> 00:44:42,685
Abso-frickin-lutely not.

1058
00:44:42,972 --> 00:44:44,158
- No, seriously. You should call her.
- Never again, man.

1059
00:44:44,182 --> 00:44:45,650
I don't care how hot she is,

1060
00:44:45,933 --> 00:44:47,810
or how good
of blow jays she gives...

1061
00:44:48,102 --> 00:44:49,262
- No.
- She's a crazy bitch.

1062
00:44:49,478 --> 00:44:50,558
I'm not talking about Jess,

1063
00:44:50,605 --> 00:44:51,697
I'm talking about Tracy.

1064
00:44:51,981 --> 00:44:54,734
Oh. No, man.
I already blew that one.

1065
00:44:55,026 --> 00:44:57,245
If I call her now, I'm
just gonna look desperate.

1066
00:44:57,528 --> 00:44:58,780
Besides man, girls like her

1067
00:44:59,071 --> 00:45:00,368
do not go for guys like me.

1068
00:45:00,656 --> 00:45:01,748
Girls like what?

1069
00:45:02,033 --> 00:45:02,750
You talk about her
like she's perfect.

1070
00:45:03,034 --> 00:45:04,034
You don't even know her.

1071
00:45:04,118 --> 00:45:05,158
Oh, I know her.
I know her.

1072
00:45:05,411 --> 00:45:06,638
I know that she's got
enough balls

1073
00:45:06,662 --> 00:45:08,255
to wear a Fanny pack to a bar.

1074
00:45:08,539 --> 00:45:09,961
She's cool enough
to like MOJITOS,

1075
00:45:10,249 --> 00:45:12,001
and "Ghostbusters."

1076
00:45:12,293 --> 00:45:14,045
She's funny, smart...

1077
00:45:14,337 --> 00:45:15,338
Aww, man.

1078
00:45:16,756 --> 00:45:18,383
Now you sound like the gay one.

1079
00:45:18,674 --> 00:45:20,221
Fuck you.

1080
00:45:21,510 --> 00:45:24,434
Okay. Just fucking
call her, dude.

1081
00:45:26,265 --> 00:45:28,438
Hey, Tracy.
It's, um...

1082
00:45:28,726 --> 00:45:30,273
It's Chris.

1083
00:45:30,561 --> 00:45:31,561
All right.

1084
00:45:33,356 --> 00:45:35,108
Hey Tracy, uh, it's Chris...

1085
00:45:35,399 --> 00:45:36,399
Um...

1086
00:45:39,403 --> 00:45:41,121
- Hey.
- Hey...

1087
00:45:41,405 --> 00:45:43,842
I'm not here right now,
so just leave me a message,

1088
00:45:43,866 --> 00:45:45,026
and I'll call you right back.

1089
00:45:45,117 --> 00:45:46,915
Um...

1090
00:45:47,203 --> 00:45:50,002
I'm just calling...
To make sure

1091
00:45:50,289 --> 00:45:52,087
that you...
You didn't...

1092
00:45:52,375 --> 00:45:54,798
No one, no one bother, um...

1093
00:45:55,086 --> 00:45:57,464
Uh, that everything
worked out just fine...

1094
00:45:57,755 --> 00:45:59,257
That even...

1095
00:45:59,548 --> 00:46:02,927
Um, just calling
to wish you a happy day.

1096
00:46:03,219 --> 00:46:06,473
- - Anyways...
Cute voicemail.

1097
00:46:06,764 --> 00:46:08,482
Uh, it's Chris. Bye.

1098
00:46:21,529 --> 00:46:22,781
Here you go, dude.

1099
00:46:23,072 --> 00:46:24,872
Nothing cures a hangover
like a hit of DOOBER.

1100
00:46:25,116 --> 00:46:26,618
Thanks.

1101
00:46:26,909 --> 00:46:28,349
What'd you guys do
last night anyway?

1102
00:46:29,870 --> 00:46:31,338
Went on a double date
with Chris.

1103
00:46:31,622 --> 00:46:33,795
- Gay.
- Really?

1104
00:46:34,083 --> 00:46:35,644
Yeah, I mean, think about
what can you not do

1105
00:46:35,668 --> 00:46:36,668
on a double date?

1106
00:46:36,836 --> 00:46:37,896
You can't get your fuck on.

1107
00:46:37,920 --> 00:46:38,921
Am I right?

1108
00:46:39,213 --> 00:46:40,760
Did you fuck her?

1109
00:46:41,048 --> 00:46:42,048
You didn't fuck her.

1110
00:46:42,174 --> 00:46:43,294
- Did you fuck her?
- No. No.

1111
00:46:43,467 --> 00:46:44,486
- You dirty dog.
- Did not fuck her.

1112
00:46:44,510 --> 00:46:46,433
See that's what I'm saying.

1113
00:46:46,721 --> 00:46:48,615
- - See, next time,
bring her to your house. All right?

1114
00:46:48,639 --> 00:46:49,856
So it's just the two of you.

1115
00:46:50,141 --> 00:46:51,734
Rent a horror movie,
clean the bathroom,

1116
00:46:52,018 --> 00:46:53,620
put some candles out, man.
They appreciate that stuff.

1117
00:46:53,644 --> 00:46:55,237
- Put a tie on...
- Hello?

1118
00:46:55,521 --> 00:46:57,082
You know what I mean'? Also
get the lube going before she-

1119
00:46:57,106 --> 00:46:58,106
hey, got any visine?

1120
00:46:58,274 --> 00:46:59,354
Why? Ryan's not
coming back?

1121
00:46:59,608 --> 00:47:01,168
Uh, yeah. No, I just...
It's a customer.

1122
00:47:01,235 --> 00:47:03,203
I don't wanna look
unprofessional.

1123
00:47:03,487 --> 00:47:05,047
But then I'm telling you,
ten minutes...

1124
00:47:05,323 --> 00:47:06,925
- You got any gum?
- Your shorts are gonna be off.

1125
00:47:06,949 --> 00:47:08,149
Gum? How hot
is this girl, man?

1126
00:47:08,326 --> 00:47:09,919
You know what,
never mind. Forget it.

1127
00:47:10,202 --> 00:47:11,920
Hey...

1128
00:47:12,204 --> 00:47:14,349
- How's it going?
- Good. Can I help you with something?

1129
00:47:14,373 --> 00:47:16,250
Yeah, I think something's
wrong with my car.

1130
00:47:16,542 --> 00:47:17,964
It's been overheating a lot

1131
00:47:18,252 --> 00:47:20,596
and sometimes it just
shuts off completely.

1132
00:47:20,880 --> 00:47:23,053
Ah, yeah. Sounds like
it could be your radiator.

1133
00:47:23,341 --> 00:47:24,433
Let's just pop it open.

1134
00:47:24,717 --> 00:47:26,469
Eh...

1135
00:47:26,761 --> 00:47:27,801
- Pop this.
- I can get it.

1136
00:47:27,928 --> 00:47:29,168
It's sometimes a little tricky.

1137
00:47:30,431 --> 00:47:31,603
Oh. Sorry.

1138
00:47:31,891 --> 00:47:33,768
Oh, no. By all means.

1139
00:47:34,060 --> 00:47:35,060
Okay.

1140
00:47:37,271 --> 00:47:38,864
- Oh.
- I' ll get that.

1141
00:47:39,148 --> 00:47:40,491
- Thanks.
- No problem.

1142
00:47:42,068 --> 00:47:44,617
You know what,
it could be your DC inverter.

1143
00:47:44,904 --> 00:47:45,904
Really?

1144
00:47:46,030 --> 00:47:47,156
Uh, yeah.

1145
00:47:47,448 --> 00:47:49,871
What's a DC converter?

1146
00:47:50,159 --> 00:47:52,457
It's an inverter.

1147
00:47:52,745 --> 00:47:53,792
It's this.
It's what...

1148
00:47:54,080 --> 00:47:55,627
Makes your car work.

1149
00:47:55,915 --> 00:47:57,883
Oh yeah, they have arrived.

1150
00:47:58,167 --> 00:47:59,510
The official invites

1151
00:47:59,794 --> 00:48:02,547
to papa Ortu's fourth
of July barbeque bash.

1152
00:48:02,838 --> 00:48:04,431
See you there,
and see you there.

1153
00:48:04,715 --> 00:48:06,934
And you better rsvp this time.

1154
00:48:07,218 --> 00:48:08,570
Fuck that, you know I'm going.
Why do I need to rsvp?

1155
00:48:08,594 --> 00:48:09,613
'Cause my dad's sick and tired

1156
00:48:09,637 --> 00:48:10,729
of running out of ribs.

1157
00:48:11,013 --> 00:48:14,062
If you don't rsvp,
you don't get any ribs.

1158
00:48:14,350 --> 00:48:16,978
Whoa, slow down, tiger.
What's up with you?

1159
00:48:17,269 --> 00:48:18,270
I think I met someone.

1160
00:48:18,562 --> 00:48:19,609
Seriously?
Who?

1161
00:48:19,897 --> 00:48:20,916
Well, I don't know
his name exactly,

1162
00:48:20,940 --> 00:48:22,317
but we had a moment.

1163
00:48:22,608 --> 00:48:24,448
A moment? Like where
was this, in a truck stop?

1164
00:48:24,693 --> 00:48:26,453
No. How do you know so much
about gay things?

1165
00:48:26,529 --> 00:48:28,122
No. He... I don't
even know if he's gay.

1166
00:48:28,406 --> 00:48:29,549
Don't you have gaydar?

1167
00:48:29,573 --> 00:48:31,041
Well, kind of.

1168
00:48:31,325 --> 00:48:33,669
If you had gaydar, you'd know
that Nick loves the cock.

1169
00:48:36,831 --> 00:48:38,833
So what did this gentleman's
pants look like?

1170
00:48:39,125 --> 00:48:40,394
- Could you see his ankles?
- Uh...

1171
00:48:40,418 --> 00:48:41,135
Was he, like, wearing
a tank top?

1172
00:48:41,419 --> 00:48:42,419
Were his nipples pierced?

1173
00:48:42,545 --> 00:48:43,922
Yeah, what about his underwear,

1174
00:48:44,213 --> 00:48:45,649
did it have a brightly
colored elastic band?

1175
00:48:45,673 --> 00:48:46,970
Super jacked?

1176
00:48:47,258 --> 00:48:49,602
He was a normal gay,
with like earth-tone colors.

1177
00:48:49,885 --> 00:48:51,432
Full length pants.
No nipple piercings.

1178
00:48:51,720 --> 00:48:53,120
I couldn't really see
his underwear,

1179
00:48:53,305 --> 00:48:54,807
but it was probably

1180
00:48:55,099 --> 00:48:56,939
And he had muscles,
but not, like, too muscley.

1181
00:48:57,059 --> 00:48:58,739
He was probably,
he was like a normal dude.

1182
00:48:59,019 --> 00:49:00,019
Ooh.

1183
00:49:00,146 --> 00:49:01,489
Uh...

1184
00:49:01,772 --> 00:49:02,852
Oh. How did
he eat a banana?

1185
00:49:02,940 --> 00:49:04,408
How would you eat a banana?

1186
00:49:04,692 --> 00:49:06,503
Like put the whole thing in
and pull out just the peel.

1187
00:49:06,527 --> 00:49:07,838
Okay, then that's
exactly... I don't know.

1188
00:49:07,862 --> 00:49:09,330
- He was just...
- Guys, guys.

1189
00:49:09,613 --> 00:49:11,613
Guys, it says... it says
that people in north Korea

1190
00:49:11,657 --> 00:49:13,034
aren't even allowed
to eat bananas.

1191
00:49:13,325 --> 00:49:15,325
They don't know what...
They don't know they exist.

1192
00:49:17,455 --> 00:49:19,674
I did not know that. Wow.

1193
00:49:19,957 --> 00:49:20,674
Okay, look. All: Know
is that this guy,

1194
00:49:20,958 --> 00:49:22,460
he was super friendly.

1195
00:49:22,751 --> 00:49:25,504
And at some point we like had
eye contact for two seconds.

1196
00:49:25,796 --> 00:49:26,968
Two seconds?
That's nothing.

1197
00:49:27,256 --> 00:49:28,608
That's just like being
a polite gentleman.

1198
00:49:28,632 --> 00:49:29,632
Like look...

1199
00:49:29,675 --> 00:49:31,018
See. I'm not gay.

1200
00:49:31,302 --> 00:49:32,821
- That's not two seconds.
- You wanna do two seconds?

1201
00:49:32,845 --> 00:49:34,768
- Two seconds.
- Here we go.

1202
00:49:35,055 --> 00:49:37,023
One Mississippi.

1203
00:49:37,308 --> 00:49:38,308
Two Mississippi.

1204
00:49:38,476 --> 00:49:39,636
I can't do it.

1205
00:49:39,810 --> 00:49:42,279
- He's so gay.
- Oh wow. Weird tickle.

1206
00:49:42,563 --> 00:49:43,860
See, I... so, he's gay?

1207
00:49:44,148 --> 00:49:45,148
He's gay.

1208
00:49:45,357 --> 00:49:46,404
I think you're in luck.

1209
00:49:46,692 --> 00:49:48,569
He's super gay, man.

1210
00:49:48,861 --> 00:49:50,909
All right. Cool.
I met someone.

1211
00:49:51,197 --> 00:49:52,665
Are you wearing Cologne, dude?

1212
00:49:52,948 --> 00:49:55,622
Yeah, it's to hide
the pot smell.

1213
00:49:55,910 --> 00:49:57,332
Did you smoke pot today
without me?

1214
00:49:57,620 --> 00:49:59,497
Are you... is this what
these bananas are for?

1215
00:49:59,788 --> 00:50:01,068
Who do you think
drives this car?

1216
00:50:01,999 --> 00:50:03,091
Um...

1217
00:50:03,375 --> 00:50:04,695
I don't know,
it's a hybrid, dude.

1218
00:50:04,793 --> 00:50:05,979
It's got a "save the whales"
bumper sticker.

1219
00:50:06,003 --> 00:50:07,550
Probably some
gay-ass hippy.

1220
00:50:07,838 --> 00:50:09,590
- Really? You think so?
- Oh yeah.

1221
00:50:34,990 --> 00:50:36,867
Adam. Triple-a
just called.

1222
00:50:37,159 --> 00:50:39,179
Some girl locked her keys
in the car over in hillside.

1223
00:50:39,203 --> 00:50:40,643
Black wrangler.
I need you to go now.

1224
00:50:40,788 --> 00:50:42,335
- Oh.
- Ron, I'll do it man.

1225
00:50:42,623 --> 00:50:43,863
Did she sound 'i8 on the phone?

1226
00:50:44,041 --> 00:50:45,268
Why so you can get
stoned for two hours

1227
00:50:45,292 --> 00:50:46,919
and jerk off
in the Wendy's bathroom?

1228
00:50:47,211 --> 00:50:48,211
Once. Hey,
that one time.

1229
00:50:48,295 --> 00:50:49,295
Yeah, it's all it takes.

1230
00:50:49,505 --> 00:50:50,973
Here. Better get
over there, Adam.

1231
00:50:51,257 --> 00:50:53,057
- Oh I was... -I need you right now.
Let's go.

1232
00:50:53,175 --> 00:50:55,519
Um... 'Kay.

1233
00:51:02,393 --> 00:51:03,787
You're all set.
Thanks for coming in.

1234
00:51:03,811 --> 00:51:05,905
Than ks again, thank you.

1235
00:51:06,188 --> 00:51:07,906
Oh, hey. Hey.

1236
00:51:08,190 --> 00:51:09,316
- Hi.
+ll.

1237
00:51:09,608 --> 00:51:11,169
Is there something wrong
with the car still?

1238
00:51:11,193 --> 00:51:12,661
No.

1239
00:51:12,945 --> 00:51:13,992
You just, um...

1240
00:51:15,281 --> 00:51:17,579
You forgot your chapstick.

1241
00:51:17,866 --> 00:51:18,992
Oh.

1242
00:51:21,370 --> 00:51:22,770
Did you take this
from my glove box?

1243
00:51:24,081 --> 00:51:25,128
No.

1244
00:51:27,167 --> 00:51:28,384
Okay. Yeah, I did.

1245
00:51:28,669 --> 00:51:30,109
But I was just...
It was an accident.

1246
00:51:30,379 --> 00:51:31,847
I didn't use it or anything.

1247
00:51:32,131 --> 00:51:33,131
I just smelled it.

1248
00:51:34,383 --> 00:51:35,930
Oh...

1249
00:51:36,218 --> 00:51:37,218
Okay.

1250
00:51:38,262 --> 00:51:39,354
Thanks.

1251
00:51:40,514 --> 00:51:42,437
I'm gonna go here.

1252
00:51:42,725 --> 00:51:43,726
Me too.

1253
00:51:44,810 --> 00:51:45,811
See ya.

1254
00:51:57,865 --> 00:51:59,617
I smelled it?

1255
00:52:00,701 --> 00:52:02,829
Oh, you fucking idiot.

1256
00:52:03,120 --> 00:52:05,088
I smelled it?

1257
00:52:05,372 --> 00:52:06,572
Adam, what' d you smell, dude?

1258
00:52:06,665 --> 00:52:08,417
Was it that girl?
Was she here?

1259
00:52:08,709 --> 00:52:09,853
Oh, I bet her titties
were out today,

1260
00:52:09,877 --> 00:52:10,877
it's so hot out.

1261
00:52:11,128 --> 00:52:12,425
Did you see them?
Were they big?

1262
00:52:12,713 --> 00:52:13,873
Pleasant? Normal?
Medium size?

1263
00:52:13,964 --> 00:52:15,341
I don't know titties.

1264
00:52:15,633 --> 00:52:16,725
I'm gay.

1265
00:52:34,568 --> 00:52:36,616
- Hey.
- Hey, man.

1266
00:52:36,904 --> 00:52:38,465
Wash your hands
and put on a clean shirt.

1267
00:52:38,489 --> 00:52:39,706
What for?

1268
00:52:39,990 --> 00:52:41,051
Oh shoot, they're early.

1269
00:52:41,075 --> 00:52:42,418
Who's early?

1270
00:52:42,701 --> 00:52:44,861
Adam, why don't you put on one
of your father's shirts?

1271
00:52:45,079 --> 00:52:46,514
- Chris, do you mind answering the door, please?
- Whatever you say, Karen.

1272
00:52:46,538 --> 00:52:48,256
Why do I have to change?

1273
00:52:48,540 --> 00:52:51,794
Your mom invited Dorothy CUDA and
her mother over fur dinner tonight.

1274
00:52:52,086 --> 00:52:53,679
What? Why?
Why did you do that?

1275
00:52:53,962 --> 00:52:55,760
Relax.
Don't be nervous.

1276
00:52:56,048 --> 00:52:57,648
Dorothy likes you.
Her mother told me so.

1277
00:52:57,883 --> 00:52:59,611
Yeah, well what if
I don't like Dorothy CUDA?

1278
00:52:59,635 --> 00:53:01,433
How could you not
like Dorothy CUDA?

1279
00:53:01,720 --> 00:53:03,114
Uh, well, there's
a lot of reasons why

1280
00:53:03,138 --> 00:53:04,298
I couldn't like Dorothy CUDA.

1281
00:53:04,515 --> 00:53:06,859
Welcome, welcome.
Father O'Malley. Martha.

1282
00:53:07,142 --> 00:53:08,189
What are you doing here?

1283
00:53:08,477 --> 00:53:10,195
What are you doing
out of bed, Adam?

1284
00:53:10,479 --> 00:53:11,776
What?

1285
00:53:12,064 --> 00:53:14,567
Now, I'm not here to impose.

1286
00:53:14,858 --> 00:53:16,610
I know this is a difficult time.

1287
00:53:16,902 --> 00:53:19,155
So enjoy your last meal
with your family.

1288
00:53:19,446 --> 00:53:21,164
I can give last rites
afterwards.

1289
00:53:21,448 --> 00:53:23,997
Last rites? Why would
you give my son last rites?

1290
00:53:25,452 --> 00:53:27,329
He's about to die.
Isn't he?

1291
00:53:27,621 --> 00:53:29,248
- What?
- No.

1292
00:53:29,540 --> 00:53:32,885
I'm... I'm sorry, father
but it's worse than death.

1293
00:53:33,168 --> 00:53:35,591
It's a matter
of eternal damnation.

1294
00:53:35,879 --> 00:53:37,552
Adam, what on earth
is she talking about?

1295
00:53:42,469 --> 00:53:43,470
I'm gay, mom.

1296
00:53:43,762 --> 00:53:45,105
That is not funny.

1297
00:53:45,389 --> 00:53:47,733
Do not joke like that
in front of father O'Malley.

1298
00:53:48,016 --> 00:53:50,519
I'm serious.
I'm gay. I'm gay.

1299
00:53:50,811 --> 00:53:51,811
I like guys.

1300
00:53:53,021 --> 00:53:54,648
But...
What about Dorothy CUDA?

1301
00:53:54,940 --> 00:53:56,501
- What about Dorothy...
- She's on her way.

1302
00:53:56,525 --> 00:53:58,445
I don't understand why
you don't understand this.

1303
00:53:58,610 --> 00:54:00,032
I'm gay. I'm gay.

1304
00:54:00,320 --> 00:54:01,822
Like... like...

1305
00:54:02,114 --> 00:54:04,116
Mmm.

1306
00:54:06,535 --> 00:54:07,957
So stop forcing
Dorothy CUDA on me.

1307
00:54:09,079 --> 00:54:11,047
Adam,

1308
00:54:11,331 --> 00:54:13,299
I was eating that.

1309
00:54:13,584 --> 00:54:15,664
Oh, seriously? You're upset
about a frickin' sausage?

1310
00:54:23,802 --> 00:54:25,179
Oh, come on.
No, dude.

1311
00:54:25,471 --> 00:54:27,269
The night is set.
We're going to Duffy's.

1312
00:54:27,556 --> 00:54:28,557
What about Adam?

1313
00:54:28,849 --> 00:54:31,102
We will be there
for him... at Duffy's.

1314
00:54:31,393 --> 00:54:32,645
Come on guys.

1315
00:54:32,936 --> 00:54:34,414
How many strip clubs
have we dragged Adam to?

1316
00:54:34,438 --> 00:54:35,438
Okay, that's irrelevant.

1317
00:54:35,564 --> 00:54:36,764
How many dollars has he shoved

1318
00:54:36,815 --> 00:54:38,317
down skanky Russian
breasts for you?

1319
00:54:38,609 --> 00:54:40,503
And how many times has he
fixed your piece of shit car?

1320
00:54:40,527 --> 00:54:43,030
- My car is not a piece of shit.
- It's a piece of shit.

1321
00:54:43,322 --> 00:54:44,574
When Adam came out, I told him,

1322
00:54:44,865 --> 00:54:48,119
I promised him that
nothing was gonna change.

1323
00:54:48,410 --> 00:54:50,490
I think we've been pretty
fucking cool about that.

1324
00:54:50,579 --> 00:54:53,708
We've done a descent job,
but it's not good enough.

1325
00:54:53,999 --> 00:54:54,999
Things should change.

1326
00:54:56,460 --> 00:54:58,428
He needs this, boys.

1327
00:54:58,712 --> 00:54:59,964
He needs us.

1328
00:55:16,772 --> 00:55:20,743
So where we going?

1329
00:55:21,026 --> 00:55:22,866
Oh, you're serious...
You're not gonna tell me?

1330
00:55:24,780 --> 00:55:27,454
Okay.

1331
00:55:30,786 --> 00:55:35,542
All right.

1332
00:55:35,833 --> 00:55:39,258
Are we really gonna...

1333
00:55:39,545 --> 00:55:43,220
Seriously?

1334
00:55:43,507 --> 00:55:45,726
Remember, don't make
eye contact with anyone.

1335
00:55:46,009 --> 00:55:47,153
Never leave each other's sight.

1336
00:55:47,177 --> 00:55:48,177
No matter what.

1337
00:55:49,972 --> 00:55:52,475
Wait for us.

1338
00:56:22,337 --> 00:56:23,634
Can we get four buds?

1339
00:56:23,922 --> 00:56:25,765
Uh, actually, can you make
those vodka sodas?

1340
00:56:27,718 --> 00:56:29,470
We're in a gay bar.

1341
00:56:29,761 --> 00:56:31,809
Vodka sodas it is.

1342
00:56:32,097 --> 00:56:33,440
There's actually
some girls here.

1343
00:56:33,724 --> 00:56:34,951
We didn't come
all the way downtown

1344
00:56:34,975 --> 00:56:36,318
for you to be looking at girls.

1345
00:56:36,602 --> 00:56:37,912
Yeah, man. You better
get at least eight dudes'

1346
00:56:37,936 --> 00:56:38,936
phone numbers tonight,

1347
00:56:39,187 --> 00:56:41,110
and they better
be fucking adorable.

1348
00:56:46,987 --> 00:56:48,267
- Cheers.
- Cheers.

1349
00:56:48,322 --> 00:56:50,950
First time
in a... okay. Nice.

1350
00:56:51,241 --> 00:56:53,835
Act like you've
been there before, boys.

1351
00:56:54,119 --> 00:56:55,211
Uh, should we dance?

1352
00:56:55,495 --> 00:56:56,587
Um, no. I'm good.

1353
00:56:56,872 --> 00:56:58,141
Aw man, how are you going
to meet anybody

1354
00:56:58,165 --> 00:56:59,667
with your back
up against the bar?

1355
00:56:59,958 --> 00:57:01,835
Let's go.

1356
00:57:02,127 --> 00:57:04,755
I'll hold down. Make
sure no one roofies us.

1357
00:57:06,298 --> 00:57:08,517
So much for sticking together.

1358
00:57:08,800 --> 00:57:10,400
Come on, baby.
Bring your "a" game.

1359
00:57:16,433 --> 00:57:17,434
It's weird.

1360
00:57:20,646 --> 00:57:21,693
- Like?
- Relax.

1361
00:57:21,980 --> 00:57:23,698
Feel the groove, man.

1362
00:57:23,982 --> 00:57:24,699
There we go.

1363
00:57:24,983 --> 00:57:26,030
Yeah? Okay.

1364
00:57:26,318 --> 00:57:27,718
- You look hot.
- All right, thanks.

1365
00:57:27,861 --> 00:57:29,863
You look really, really good.

1366
00:57:30,155 --> 00:57:31,755
- Shake your dick, let's go.
- All right.

1367
00:57:31,990 --> 00:57:33,009
Show him how it's done, man.

1368
00:57:33,033 --> 00:57:34,125
Show him how it's done.

1369
00:57:34,409 --> 00:57:36,662
Whoa.
There you go.

1370
00:57:37,913 --> 00:57:39,836
Shot, please.

1371
00:57:47,464 --> 00:57:48,590
Wait for me, guys.

1372
00:58:06,149 --> 00:58:08,026
- Adam?
- Hi, what are you doing here?

1373
00:58:08,318 --> 00:58:10,116
- Hi.
- Are you-wait one second.

1374
00:58:10,404 --> 00:58:11,404
Um, Chris.

1375
00:58:14,449 --> 00:58:16,167
- Hey.
- What are you doing here?

1376
00:58:16,451 --> 00:58:19,079
I'm here with my brother
and his boyfriend.

1377
00:58:19,371 --> 00:58:21,224
And they' re really hitting
it off with your friend.

1378
00:58:21,248 --> 00:58:23,000
They sure are.

1379
00:58:23,291 --> 00:58:26,295
Look, the voicemail
that I left you...

1380
00:58:26,586 --> 00:58:28,426
- What?
- The voicemail I left the other night.

1381
00:58:28,672 --> 00:58:30,174
I'm sorry, I don't know what...

1382
00:58:30,465 --> 00:58:32,217
It's fine.
Don't worry about it.

1383
00:58:32,509 --> 00:58:34,011
Let's just dance.

1384
00:58:34,302 --> 00:58:36,555
Okay.

1385
00:58:56,908 --> 00:58:59,308
So that's the last time
I order a hotdog in a gay bar.

1386
00:59:01,329 --> 00:59:03,457
So how was your guys'
fist time in a gay bar?

1387
00:59:03,749 --> 00:59:05,843
I was just dancing.
That is all.

1388
00:59:06,126 --> 00:59:07,686
Honestly, I thought
it'd be a lot gayer.

1389
00:59:07,878 --> 00:59:09,255
I'm kinda disappointed.

1390
00:59:09,546 --> 00:59:11,048
It was good.

1391
00:59:11,339 --> 00:59:12,431
It was really good.

1392
00:59:12,716 --> 00:59:14,343
It was good.
So how'd you two meet?

1393
00:59:14,634 --> 00:59:16,682
Actually we worked at the
same office for years.

1394
00:59:16,970 --> 00:59:19,223
I was already out to everyone
there, Steve wasn't.

1395
00:59:19,514 --> 00:59:21,858
So things developed
rather slowly.

1396
00:59:22,142 --> 00:59:24,102
Eight months of asking
to borrow his hole-puncher,

1397
00:59:24,352 --> 00:59:25,992
I thought he'd get the hint.

1398
00:59:26,021 --> 00:59:27,021
So there's just one thing

1399
00:59:27,272 --> 00:59:29,024
that I still can't wrap
my head around...

1400
00:59:29,316 --> 00:59:32,991
How dues a gay man let his
sister walk out in public

1401
00:59:33,278 --> 00:59:34,279
with a Fanny pack on?

1402
00:59:34,571 --> 00:59:35,571
What?

1403
00:59:37,532 --> 00:59:39,751
- A lot of testosterone.
- Nice.

1404
00:59:41,203 --> 00:59:42,671
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry, Tracy.

1405
00:59:42,954 --> 00:59:44,422
I can do better, trust me.

1406
00:59:44,706 --> 00:59:45,786
Wait, what did you call me?

1407
00:59:45,916 --> 00:59:47,918
- Tracy.
- Who's Tracy?

1408
00:59:49,753 --> 00:59:51,847
Hmm?

1409
00:59:52,130 --> 00:59:54,599
Who isn't Tracy?

1410
00:59:54,883 --> 00:59:57,762
Okay, I'm kidding.
I'm kidding.

1411
00:59:58,053 --> 00:59:59,225
Trainy, Tracy, Trainy.

1412
00:59:59,513 --> 01:00:01,982
Just doesn't...
It's so funny.

1413
01:00:02,265 --> 01:00:04,814
Trainy? You think that
my name is Trainy?

1414
01:00:07,312 --> 01:00:09,690
He's kidding.
He does... he does that.

1415
01:00:09,981 --> 01:00:11,699
Like calls
people "Trainy."

1416
01:00:11,983 --> 01:00:13,586
- Hey Trainy.
- He called me train for five years.

1417
01:00:13,610 --> 01:00:15,004
He called me Trainy
tranny when I came out.

1418
01:00:15,028 --> 01:00:17,201
- He's a train guy.
- Yeah.

1419
01:00:17,489 --> 01:00:18,957
Wait, so what is my name?

1420
01:00:21,910 --> 01:00:23,833
Could we have the check?

1421
01:00:30,418 --> 01:00:31,418
I love this part.

1422
01:00:31,586 --> 01:00:34,135
Yeah, me too.

1423
01:00:34,422 --> 01:00:35,462
That guy's as ugly as you.

1424
01:00:35,549 --> 01:00:37,392
Hey, shut up.

1425
01:00:41,763 --> 01:00:44,266
Tricia.
Maybe it's tricia.

1426
01:00:45,350 --> 01:00:46,350
Maybe.

1427
01:00:46,560 --> 01:00:47,560
Should I text her that?

1428
01:00:47,727 --> 01:00:48,944
No, it's like 4am.

1429
01:00:50,397 --> 01:00:52,024
Uh, yeah.

1430
01:00:52,315 --> 01:00:56,240
You're right.
Only bad things can happen.

1431
01:01:00,866 --> 01:01:02,226
You get any dudes'
numbers tonight?

1432
01:01:02,367 --> 01:01:03,368
- No.
- What?

1433
01:01:03,660 --> 01:01:05,100
I was too busy dancing
with you guys.

1434
01:01:05,203 --> 01:01:07,126
Oh my god.

1435
01:01:07,414 --> 01:01:08,694
We were totally
cockblocking you.

1436
01:01:08,915 --> 01:01:10,883
Yeah, it's okay.

1437
01:01:11,168 --> 01:01:12,294
I had a really fun time.

1438
01:01:12,586 --> 01:01:14,338
Yeah, me too.

1439
01:01:15,714 --> 01:01:17,716
Me too.

1440
01:01:22,637 --> 01:01:24,310
The fuck, man?

1441
01:01:27,392 --> 01:01:28,894
I thought you were...

1442
01:01:33,773 --> 01:01:35,025
Oh man, I'm sorry.

1443
01:01:42,574 --> 01:01:44,201
- I should go.
- No man, don't go.

1444
01:01:44,492 --> 01:01:46,369
I'm sorry, I was...

1445
01:01:46,661 --> 01:01:48,504
I'm drunk.
I thought... you don't...

1446
01:02:39,923 --> 01:02:42,142
Uh, Chris?
What's happening?

1447
01:02:42,425 --> 01:02:43,768
Just give me a minute.

1448
01:02:44,052 --> 01:02:45,144
What's wrong with it?

1449
01:02:45,428 --> 01:02:46,906
Nothing's wrong with it.
Just stop talking,

1450
01:02:46,930 --> 01:02:48,366
- you're making it worse.
- I'm sorry.

1451
01:02:48,390 --> 01:02:50,893
I've just never been
with a man who...

1452
01:02:51,184 --> 01:02:52,401
A man who what?

1453
01:02:52,686 --> 01:02:54,484
I'm a little drunk.
Just...

1454
01:02:54,771 --> 01:02:55,771
Ahem...

1455
01:02:55,981 --> 01:02:57,250
Maybe if we put it
in your mouth...

1456
01:02:57,274 --> 01:02:58,901
No, it's not
your fucking birthday.

1457
01:02:59,192 --> 01:03:01,866
Just suck on it.
- Why don't you have Adam suck it?

1458
01:03:02,153 --> 01:03:03,621
Jesus.

1459
01:03:03,905 --> 01:03:05,873
Fuck you.

1460
01:03:06,157 --> 01:03:07,158
Wha...

1461
01:03:07,450 --> 01:03:09,828
I was just joking.

1462
01:03:10,120 --> 01:03:11,838
- Why are you so mad?
- I'm not mad.

1463
01:03:13,873 --> 01:03:14,873
Wait. He didn't,
did he?

1464
01:03:15,000 --> 01:03:16,000
No, he didn't.

1465
01:03:16,084 --> 01:03:17,085
Did Adam suck your cock?

1466
01:03:17,377 --> 01:03:18,845
No he didn't fucking
suck my dick.

1467
01:03:19,129 --> 01:03:21,097
Jesus Christ.
- And you liked it, didn't you?

1468
01:03:21,381 --> 01:03:22,098
No, just stop talking about it.

1469
01:03:22,382 --> 01:03:23,383
How 'bout that?

1470
01:03:23,675 --> 01:03:24,675
Fine.

1471
01:03:33,643 --> 01:03:35,896
You have one new voice message.

1472
01:03:36,980 --> 01:03:38,732
First voice message.

1473
01:03:39,024 --> 01:03:40,024
Hey Chris, it's me.

1474
01:03:40,150 --> 01:03:41,697
I can't believe that happened.

1475
01:03:41,985 --> 01:03:43,737
I'm so fucking sorry,
I'm an idiot.

1476
01:03:44,029 --> 01:03:45,326
I'm... I was drunk.

1477
01:03:45,613 --> 01:03:46,613
And I just...

1478
01:03:46,740 --> 01:03:47,820
I don't know what I thought

1479
01:03:48,033 --> 01:03:49,831
but can you just
call me back, please?

1480
01:04:00,462 --> 01:04:02,135
Message deleted.

1481
01:04:26,404 --> 01:04:27,781
Hey man, where the fuck are you?

1482
01:04:28,073 --> 01:04:29,495
We're playing
flag football at four.

1483
01:04:29,783 --> 01:04:32,252
Uh, yeah, I don't know, man.

1484
01:04:32,535 --> 01:04:33,535
Is Chris gonna be there?

1485
01:04:33,787 --> 01:04:34,847
What? What's going
on with you two?

1486
01:04:34,871 --> 01:04:35,588
He asked me the same thing?

1487
01:04:35,872 --> 01:04:37,340
Well, what'd you say?

1488
01:04:37,624 --> 01:04:39,922
I said, "yeah. Our undefeated
season is on the line."

1489
01:04:43,296 --> 01:04:45,298
Yeah. Yeah,
I'll totally...

1490
01:04:45,590 --> 01:04:47,718
Yeah, man.

1491
01:04:48,009 --> 01:04:49,181
Okay. See you then.

1492
01:05:00,814 --> 01:05:05,490
♪ You made a career
of composure ♪

1493
01:05:07,404 --> 01:05:12,251
♪ she needs you to steer,
she's hungover ♪

1494
01:05:13,993 --> 01:05:18,499
♪ he needs you to hear
listen closer ♪

1495
01:05:22,252 --> 01:05:24,596
♪ it's time
to come down ♪

1496
01:05:25,839 --> 01:05:27,216
♪ mm ♪

1497
01:05:27,507 --> 01:05:32,263
♪ and all the things
you've accomplished ♪

1498
01:05:33,847 --> 01:05:38,523
♪ they cover the length
of your office ♪

1499
01:05:40,603 --> 01:05:45,279
♪ where I am the wall,
worn out worthless ♪

1500
01:05:48,945 --> 01:05:51,289
♪ I lean on the ground ♪

1501
01:05:53,408 --> 01:05:56,582
♪ Victor ♪

1502
01:05:56,870 --> 01:05:59,464
♪ you are not
who you said you were ♪

1503
01:05:59,747 --> 01:06:02,717
♪ you said you were ♪

1504
01:06:03,001 --> 01:06:05,720
♪ when we met ♪

1505
01:06:06,004 --> 01:06:06,721
♪ mm ♪

1506
01:06:07,005 --> 01:06:09,804
♪ winner ♪

1507
01:06:10,091 --> 01:06:12,594
♪ you are losing
your loved ones ♪

1508
01:06:12,886 --> 01:06:14,388
<i>♪ oh, your loved ones ♪</i>

1509
01:06:14,679 --> 01:06:17,307
♪ chip by chip,
bet by bet ♪

1510
01:06:21,728 --> 01:06:24,151
- I'm really glad you called.
- Yeah.

1511
01:06:24,439 --> 01:06:25,833
What are you doing
for the fourth of July?

1512
01:06:25,857 --> 01:06:27,154
'Cause you should come over.

1513
01:06:27,442 --> 01:06:29,820
My wife makes the most
amazing potato salad.

1514
01:06:30,111 --> 01:06:31,422
And I could totally sneak
some down to you

1515
01:06:31,446 --> 01:06:33,164
after the fireworks.

1516
01:06:33,448 --> 01:06:37,169
Oh... I don't know. I think
I'm gonna go to a party.

1517
01:06:37,452 --> 01:06:39,212
Okay, really? 'Cause you
don't sound so sure.

1518
01:06:40,330 --> 01:06:42,048
Yeah, it's just...

1519
01:06:42,332 --> 01:06:45,836
I usually go with Chris,
my ex-fiance.

1520
01:06:46,127 --> 01:06:48,095
But I don't know.

1521
01:06:48,379 --> 01:06:49,722
I don't think he wants me there.

1522
01:06:50,006 --> 01:06:51,849
Okay.
What, does he own you?

1523
01:06:52,133 --> 01:06:53,680
- He owns you?
- No.

1524
01:06:53,968 --> 01:06:55,185
Who cares what he thinks.

1525
01:06:55,470 --> 01:06:57,564
I do.

1526
01:06:57,847 --> 01:06:58,949
So you've still got it real bad

1527
01:06:58,973 --> 01:07:00,475
for this guy, don't you?

1528
01:07:00,767 --> 01:07:02,610
He must really know
how to get you off good.

1529
01:07:02,894 --> 01:07:05,022
No, man. Why? No. Not
everything's about sex.

1530
01:07:05,313 --> 01:07:07,566
Okay, then what's it about?

1531
01:07:07,857 --> 01:07:10,451
I miss him.

1532
01:07:11,861 --> 01:07:13,488
Does he know how you feel?

1533
01:07:13,780 --> 01:07:15,532
'Cause you gotta communicate.

1534
01:07:15,823 --> 01:07:18,246
Communication is the key to
any healthy relationship

1535
01:07:18,535 --> 01:07:20,503
oh really?
And how would you know?

1536
01:07:20,787 --> 01:07:23,757
How would I know? I've been
happily married for 17 years.

1537
01:07:24,040 --> 01:07:25,040
That's how I'd know.

1538
01:07:29,212 --> 01:07:30,272
What do you say
we go in the bathroom

1539
01:07:30,296 --> 01:07:31,388
and suck each other off?

1540
01:08:14,465 --> 01:08:15,705
It smells really good in here.

1541
01:08:17,385 --> 01:08:19,058
What did you guys
have for dinner?

1542
01:08:19,345 --> 01:08:20,573
Is that what you came over
at 10:00 at night

1543
01:08:20,597 --> 01:08:21,597
to talk about?

1544
01:08:28,438 --> 01:08:30,816
I'm really sorry
if you're ashamed of me.

1545
01:08:32,817 --> 01:08:33,818
Is that what you think?

1546
01:08:34,110 --> 01:08:36,158
We're ashamed of you?

1547
01:08:36,446 --> 01:08:37,789
I'm not ashamed of you.

1548
01:08:38,072 --> 01:08:39,324
I'm pissed off.

1549
01:08:39,616 --> 01:08:41,960
You kept a whole part
of your life from us.

1550
01:08:43,953 --> 01:08:45,079
How long have you known?

1551
01:08:45,371 --> 01:08:46,371
I don't know, like...

1552
01:08:48,416 --> 01:08:51,135
- Like ten years.
- Ten years?

1553
01:08:51,419 --> 01:08:53,012
Oh my god.
I should've known.

1554
01:08:53,296 --> 01:08:54,718
A mother should
know these things.

1555
01:08:55,006 --> 01:08:59,011
I didn't even know.
I just...

1556
01:08:59,302 --> 01:09:00,622
I just knew
that I felt different.

1557
01:09:03,348 --> 01:09:04,948
And I didn't know
why boobs were so cool.

1558
01:09:06,059 --> 01:09:07,561
You still could've told me.

1559
01:09:07,852 --> 01:09:09,024
I wanted to, but I just...

1560
01:09:10,480 --> 01:09:11,760
You always mentioned
girlfriends.

1561
01:09:12,023 --> 01:09:13,023
I thought you were shy.

1562
01:09:15,151 --> 01:09:17,529
I am.

1563
01:09:17,820 --> 01:09:19,288
I'm gay.
And I'm shy.

1564
01:09:19,572 --> 01:09:20,572
Well, I don't care.

1565
01:09:22,033 --> 01:09:23,260
I don't care
if you're the gayest,

1566
01:09:23,284 --> 01:09:25,912
shyest kid in all of America.

1567
01:09:26,204 --> 01:09:28,332
You're my son.
And I love you.

1568
01:09:37,215 --> 01:09:38,432
I love you too.

1569
01:09:40,134 --> 01:09:42,432
Just don't ever do that
to one of my sausages again.

1570
01:09:42,720 --> 01:09:44,722
Okay.

1571
01:09:47,975 --> 01:09:49,977
Honey, is there anything
you want to add?

1572
01:09:54,315 --> 01:09:55,692
I'll get the iced tea.

1573
01:10:06,244 --> 01:10:08,292
I... heard the Ortu's are
getting the good fireworks

1574
01:10:08,579 --> 01:10:10,001
this year.

1575
01:10:10,289 --> 01:10:13,133
Shipped all the way from China.

1576
01:10:13,418 --> 01:10:16,422
Yeah. I don't think
I'm gonna go.

1577
01:10:16,713 --> 01:10:18,715
Did you forget to rsvp?

1578
01:10:19,006 --> 01:10:21,634
'Cause you know you can't get
the good ribs unless you rsvp.

1579
01:10:21,926 --> 01:10:23,473
Yeah, that's what I hear.

1580
01:10:26,681 --> 01:10:30,151
I screwed up.

1581
01:10:30,435 --> 01:10:32,779
I screwed up big time, dad.

1582
01:10:33,062 --> 01:10:35,235
Just keep being yourself.

1583
01:10:35,523 --> 01:10:36,763
And if you get hungry tomorrow,

1584
01:10:38,109 --> 01:10:40,612
you can have some of my ribs.

1585
01:10:40,903 --> 01:10:42,780
Okay?

1586
01:10:43,072 --> 01:10:44,915
Yeah.

1587
01:11:14,562 --> 01:11:16,280
Let's go, Chris.

1588
01:11:16,564 --> 01:11:20,614
Our reservation
is in less than 30 minutes.

1589
01:11:20,902 --> 01:11:23,462
Okay, 30 minutes is plenty of
time to get to cheesecake factory.

1590
01:11:43,424 --> 01:11:44,424
Adam.

1591
01:11:45,468 --> 01:11:47,061
Hey.

1592
01:11:47,345 --> 01:11:49,689
Dorothy CUDA.
Wow. You look great.

1593
01:11:49,972 --> 01:11:51,012
- Thank you.
- How are you?

1594
01:11:51,098 --> 01:11:51,815
- Really good.
- Good.

1595
01:11:52,099 --> 01:11:54,272
Yeah. How are you?

1596
01:11:54,560 --> 01:11:56,608
Good. I'm good.

1597
01:11:56,896 --> 01:11:59,649
I'm gay now. In case my
mom didn't tell everybody.

1598
01:11:59,941 --> 01:12:01,193
She did.
I... I heard.

1599
01:12:01,484 --> 01:12:02,484
- I'm sure.
- Yeah.

1600
01:12:03,528 --> 01:12:05,121
Is it true,

1601
01:12:05,404 --> 01:12:06,997
you shoved a sausage
down your...

1602
01:12:08,157 --> 01:12:09,249
Yep. Yep.

1603
01:12:09,534 --> 01:12:12,287
- Yeah?
- I did that.

1604
01:12:12,578 --> 01:12:14,080
Happens to everybody.
Right?

1605
01:12:14,372 --> 01:12:15,624
Does it?

1606
01:12:17,166 --> 01:12:18,588
Do you wanna go to the party?

1607
01:12:22,505 --> 01:12:24,724
Yeah. Yeah.

1608
01:12:25,007 --> 01:12:26,007
Let's do it.

1609
01:12:27,927 --> 01:12:29,975
♪ I've got some things
I'm working on ♪

1610
01:12:30,263 --> 01:12:32,357
♪ doing my best
but freaking out ♪

1611
01:12:32,640 --> 01:12:34,688
♪ should I even
keep trying ♪

1612
01:12:34,976 --> 01:12:36,273
Okay, I'll see ya.

1613
01:12:36,561 --> 01:12:37,983
♪ Am I the only one
that feels ♪

1614
01:12:38,271 --> 01:12:39,989
♪ the world is stepping
on my heels ♪

1615
01:12:40,273 --> 01:12:42,209
Dude, did you really just do a
casual slow-mo walk up in here

1616
01:12:42,233 --> 01:12:42,950
with Dorothy cu da?

1617
01:12:43,234 --> 01:12:44,235
Are you straight now?

1618
01:12:44,527 --> 01:12:46,529
No. Definitely,
definitely still gay.

1619
01:12:46,821 --> 01:12:49,174
Thank god. So you're gonna put
in a good word fdr me, right?

1620
01:12:49,198 --> 01:12:50,916
Oh, she's way out
of your league, Nick.

1621
01:12:51,200 --> 01:12:52,511
What do you know,
you're with that idiot.

1622
01:12:52,535 --> 01:12:55,755
Yeah. Happy fourth
of July, dipshits.

1623
01:12:56,038 --> 01:12:57,038
Welcome to the Ortu's'.

1624
01:12:57,123 --> 01:12:57,840
Baby, you like my outfit?

1625
01:12:58,124 --> 01:12:59,171
You're so sexy.

1626
01:12:59,458 --> 01:13:01,176
Just like a burly
Benjamin Franklin.

1627
01:13:01,460 --> 01:13:03,700
Oh, did you guys know Benjamin
Franklin died of syphilis?

1628
01:13:03,880 --> 01:13:04,880
Fact. He did.

1629
01:13:05,131 --> 01:13:06,599
Hey, well worth the risk.

1630
01:13:08,885 --> 01:13:10,808
So do you guys know
where Chris is?

1631
01:13:11,095 --> 01:13:14,770
Mm. I texted earlier, but
he's being flaky as shit, so...

1632
01:13:15,057 --> 01:13:17,151
Uh, yeah. I haven't talked
to him for a while,

1633
01:13:17,435 --> 01:13:18,704
but I'm sure he's gonna show up.

1634
01:13:18,728 --> 01:13:19,913
What's going on
with you two guys?

1635
01:13:19,937 --> 01:13:21,405
Dude, it's
freakin' Jess. Okay?

1636
01:13:21,689 --> 01:13:23,566
She's got him by the balls.
Power cf the pussy.

1637
01:13:23,858 --> 01:13:25,576
You have no idea
how dangerous it could be.

1638
01:13:25,860 --> 01:13:27,220
Have you guys
fucking read MacBeth?

1639
01:13:37,455 --> 01:13:39,002
Can you please
turn the radio down?

1640
01:13:39,290 --> 01:13:40,290
I can't even think.

1641
01:13:43,878 --> 01:13:46,381
Is that a prius
with two kayaks on it?

1642
01:13:46,672 --> 01:13:48,515
Who the fuck cares?

1643
01:13:57,725 --> 01:13:58,911
And a "save the whales"
bumper sticker.

1644
01:13:58,935 --> 01:14:00,608
What are you doing?

1645
01:14:00,895 --> 01:14:04,149
The cheesecake factory is on
the other side of the mall.

1646
01:14:04,440 --> 01:14:07,068
Do me a favor,
hand me that hockey stick.

1647
01:14:07,360 --> 01:14:10,660
Huh. I am not walking
all the way over there.

1648
01:14:21,540 --> 01:14:25,044
Chris, I am sick
of your bullshit.

1649
01:14:25,336 --> 01:14:27,054
Get back
in the car, limp-dick.

1650
01:14:27,338 --> 01:14:28,760
We're going to be late.

1651
01:14:33,761 --> 01:14:36,139
Jessica, I think
we should break up.

1652
01:14:36,430 --> 01:14:37,430
Forever.

1653
01:14:42,061 --> 01:14:44,029
Sorry about this.

1654
01:14:44,313 --> 01:14:45,690
Maybe not.

1655
01:14:50,903 --> 01:14:51,903
All right.

1656
01:14:59,495 --> 01:15:00,496
Hey, is she looking?

1657
01:15:04,667 --> 01:15:06,419
No, man.

1658
01:15:06,711 --> 01:15:08,805
Fuck you, man.

1659
01:15:09,088 --> 01:15:10,088
Aw, fuck.

1660
01:15:13,884 --> 01:15:15,852
Hey. I'm sorry
about the other day.

1661
01:15:17,430 --> 01:15:18,870
- The sausage thing.
- Oh, it's okay.

1662
01:15:19,765 --> 01:15:21,767
Cookie?

1663
01:15:22,059 --> 01:15:23,857
- Go ahead, take two.
- Okay.

1664
01:15:24,145 --> 01:15:25,442
Today we're all
on the same side.

1665
01:15:25,730 --> 01:15:26,777
- Whose, god's?
- Oh, no.

1666
01:15:27,064 --> 01:15:29,032
Don't be silly.
America's.

1667
01:15:29,316 --> 01:15:31,444
Do you think your gay lovers
would want some cookies?

1668
01:15:31,736 --> 01:15:33,283
What did you call us?

1669
01:15:33,571 --> 01:15:34,631
Oh, is that chocolate chip?

1670
01:15:34,655 --> 01:15:35,702
Ooh, oatmeal raisin.

1671
01:15:35,990 --> 01:15:37,162
The vegetable of cookies.

1672
01:15:46,000 --> 01:15:48,970
- Here you go, man.
- Thank you very much.

1673
01:15:52,798 --> 01:15:53,958
Attention.
Attention everyone.

1674
01:15:54,216 --> 01:15:55,308
I've got an announcement.

1675
01:15:55,593 --> 01:15:57,029
Are the ribs ready?

1676
01:15:57,053 --> 01:15:58,726
No father O'Malley,
they're not ready yet.

1677
01:15:59,013 --> 01:16:00,890
I promise you won't
miss out this year. Okay?

1678
01:16:01,182 --> 01:16:03,201
If we could just get the music
turned down a little bit,

1679
01:16:03,225 --> 01:16:04,385
I just want to say something.

1680
01:16:05,352 --> 01:16:07,195
Guys?

1681
01:16:07,480 --> 01:16:08,920
You guys know
what that means, right?

1682
01:16:09,023 --> 01:16:09,740
What's up, Chris?

1683
01:16:10,024 --> 01:16:10,741
- Hey.
- Hey beautiful.

1684
01:16:11,025 --> 01:16:12,025
How are you?

1685
01:16:12,193 --> 01:16:13,695
What am I fucking wood here?

1686
01:16:14,987 --> 01:16:16,660
Hey, man.
You came.

1687
01:16:16,947 --> 01:16:18,620
Yeah, well, I RSVP'D, so...

1688
01:16:18,908 --> 01:16:19,625
Where's Jess?

1689
01:16:19,909 --> 01:16:21,536
Ah, we broke up.

1690
01:16:21,827 --> 01:16:23,847
What dues that mean? You're
not gonna fuck her anymore?

1691
01:16:23,871 --> 01:16:26,249
I don't think I could
fuck her if I wanted to.

1692
01:16:26,540 --> 01:16:28,660
That's awesome, man. You can
do way bet-fer than Jess.

1693
01:16:29,668 --> 01:16:31,796
What's that supposed to mean?

1694
01:16:32,088 --> 01:16:33,148
You guys weren't
right for each other.

1695
01:16:33,172 --> 01:16:34,469
You didn't even like her.

1696
01:16:34,757 --> 01:16:36,276
How do you know how I feel?
You don't know shit.

1697
01:16:36,300 --> 01:16:37,986
Don't talk to me like that.
You said you hated her.

1698
01:16:38,010 --> 01:16:40,090
You told me you were straight
our whole fucking lives

1699
01:16:40,262 --> 01:16:41,907
- and then you tried to make out with me.
- What? When did that happen?

1700
01:16:41,931 --> 01:16:43,575
No, I thought you were
trying to kiss me...

1701
01:16:43,599 --> 01:16:45,239
- Man, fucking get over it.
- Get over it?

1702
01:16:45,476 --> 01:16:47,329
I was sad and desperate, I
would've tried it with anybody.

1703
01:16:47,353 --> 01:16:49,447
I'm not anybody, dude.
I'm your best fucking friend.

1704
01:16:49,730 --> 01:16:51,323
- Hey. Hey. Hey.
- I'm so sorry

1705
01:16:51,607 --> 01:16:53,210
- that my being gay inconvenienced you.
- Hey, guys...

1706
01:16:53,234 --> 01:16:53,951
Why didn't you tell me
you were gay

1707
01:16:54,235 --> 01:16:55,235
20 fucking years ago?

1708
01:16:55,402 --> 01:16:56,402
I was three.

1709
01:16:56,529 --> 01:16:57,872
Jesus, come on.

1710
01:16:58,155 --> 01:16:59,623
The ribs are ready.

1711
01:16:59,907 --> 01:17:03,207
Dad, terrible timing, okay.
I'm sorry.

1712
01:17:03,494 --> 01:17:07,374
Look, guys. Cheer the fuck up.
It's fourth of July.

1713
01:17:07,665 --> 01:17:11,545
We're here gathered today to
celebrate our country's independence.

1714
01:17:11,836 --> 01:17:12,928
Red, white and blue.

1715
01:17:13,212 --> 01:17:15,715
Ribs, beer, friends,
family, whatever.

1716
01:17:16,006 --> 01:17:18,134
But the most important thing
to me right now is that

1717
01:17:18,425 --> 01:17:19,865
I don't wanna be
independent anymore.

1718
01:17:21,762 --> 01:17:25,232
Michelle Valentino,
can we stop fucking around,

1719
01:17:25,516 --> 01:17:27,359
and make me the
luckiest man that ever lived?

1720
01:17:27,643 --> 01:17:28,643
Will you marry me?

1721
01:17:31,605 --> 01:17:33,152
- Yes.
- Good answer.

1722
01:17:35,734 --> 01:17:37,452
Do I know what I'm doing?
I don't know.

1723
01:17:38,737 --> 01:17:40,159
Ahh.

1724
01:17:40,447 --> 01:17:41,699
You're gonna be an Ortu.

1725
01:17:47,413 --> 01:17:48,505
Congratulations.

1726
01:17:48,789 --> 01:17:50,632
Dad, please put the ribs down.

1727
01:17:53,252 --> 01:17:55,095
Holy shit.

1728
01:17:55,379 --> 01:17:56,756
Did that just happen?

1729
01:17:59,049 --> 01:18:01,598
Yeah.

1730
01:18:01,886 --> 01:18:04,230
Jesus, man. How long have
we not been hanging out?

1731
01:18:04,513 --> 01:18:06,313
I don't know, man.
A really fucking long time.

1732
01:18:08,851 --> 01:18:10,478
Hey. Happy fourth of July.

1733
01:18:12,438 --> 01:18:13,940
What are you doing here?

1734
01:18:14,231 --> 01:18:15,699
Um, Adam invited me actually.

1735
01:18:18,194 --> 01:18:19,286
Surprise.

1736
01:18:21,447 --> 01:18:23,447
Sorry, I don't think you
guys have been introduced.

1737
01:18:24,700 --> 01:18:26,373
Chris. This is Rachel.

1738
01:18:28,245 --> 01:18:31,249
Rachel. This is Chris.

1739
01:18:31,540 --> 01:18:32,740
It's nice to meet you, Rachel.

1740
01:18:34,627 --> 01:18:36,846
We're getting married!

1741
01:18:38,505 --> 01:18:40,178
Are you gonna be okay?

1742
01:18:40,466 --> 01:18:43,845
That must have come
as quite a shock to you.

1743
01:18:44,136 --> 01:18:45,479
You two looked
so happy together.

1744
01:18:47,765 --> 01:18:50,518
Seriously.

1745
01:18:50,809 --> 01:18:52,311
This is gonna change everything.

1746
01:18:52,603 --> 01:18:53,320
Hey guys.
What's going on?

1747
01:18:53,604 --> 01:18:54,275
Did we miss anything?

1748
01:18:54,563 --> 01:18:55,564
Oh, don't worry, Karen.

1749
01:18:55,856 --> 01:18:56,875
The party's
just getting started.

1750
01:18:56,899 --> 01:18:59,698
May I have this dance, mom?

1751
01:18:59,985 --> 01:19:02,214
- What do you say, Rachel'?
- What just 'cause you know my name now,

1752
01:19:02,238 --> 01:19:03,506
you think I'm gonna
dance with you?

1753
01:19:03,530 --> 01:19:04,530
Well, it is dance party.

1754
01:19:04,782 --> 01:19:06,500
Okay, we'll see what you got.

1755
01:19:06,784 --> 01:19:08,377
Hey, Nick.
Do you wanna dance?

1756
01:19:12,164 --> 01:19:13,632
Yes.

1757
01:19:13,916 --> 01:19:15,956
So, Adam. When are we
gonna see you with a nice boy?

1758
01:19:16,418 --> 01:19:18,512
I don't know, mom.

1759
01:19:18,796 --> 01:19:22,972
♪ And told me apart
so I could begin ♪

1760
01:19:24,551 --> 01:19:28,306
♪ ooh, ooh ♪

1761
01:19:28,597 --> 01:19:32,227
♪ I'm on my way
I'm on my way ♪

1762
01:19:32,518 --> 01:19:36,273
♪ ooh, ooh ♪

1763
01:19:36,563 --> 01:19:39,988
♪ I'm on my way
I'm on my way ♪

1764
01:19:40,276 --> 01:19:41,949
♪ I see it, I feel it ♪

1765
01:19:42,236 --> 01:19:44,614
♪ I'm going,
I'm on my way ♪

1766
01:19:56,500 --> 01:20:00,095
♪ there was a scum
brushing my skin ♪

1767
01:20:00,379 --> 01:20:04,976
♪ you told me apart
so I could begin ♪

1768
01:20:07,594 --> 01:20:11,315
♪ ooh, ooh ♪

1769
01:20:11,598 --> 01:20:15,023
♪ I'm on my way
I'm on my way ♪

1770
01:20:15,311 --> 01:20:16,984
♪ I see it, I feel it ♪

1771
01:20:17,271 --> 01:20:19,319
♪ I'm going,
I'm on my way ♪

1772
01:20:33,037 --> 01:20:35,665
I can't believe we burned
through $89g worth of fireworks

1773
01:20:35,956 --> 01:20:36,956
in 1 <i>2</i> minutes.

1774
01:20:38,000 --> 01:20:39,172
It's money well spent.

1775
01:20:39,460 --> 01:20:40,460
Yeah.

1776
01:20:48,927 --> 01:20:50,679
Man, I'm really sorry

1777
01:20:50,971 --> 01:20:53,616
- about everything.
- No, you don't have to be sorry, man. I'm sorry.

1778
01:20:53,640 --> 01:20:55,869
- No, you guys have been really cool about this whole time.
- Adam.

1779
01:20:55,893 --> 01:20:57,871
- I was stupid and I didn't even mean to.
- I shouldn't have acted like

1780
01:20:57,895 --> 01:20:59,456
- it was such a big deal. -I was
lonely, and if I could take it back,

1781
01:20:59,480 --> 01:21:01,124
- I would. But I can't
- it wasn't a big deal.

1782
01:21:01,148 --> 01:21:03,228
- It was my fault...
- So, can we just forget that...

1783
01:21:08,864 --> 01:21:10,707
How did that feel?

1784
01:21:10,991 --> 01:21:12,117
<i>Honestly'?</i>

1785
01:21:15,287 --> 01:21:16,755
Like kissing my brother.

1786
01:21:19,458 --> 01:21:20,630
- You sure?
- Yeah.

1787
01:21:20,918 --> 01:21:21,936
- Dude, it's okay.
- No, I'm...

1788
01:21:21,960 --> 01:21:23,337
Listen, I'm sure.

1789
01:21:26,215 --> 01:21:28,343
Are we good?

1790
01:21:28,634 --> 01:21:29,977
Yeah, man.
We're good.

1791
01:21:30,260 --> 01:21:32,103
Good.

1792
01:21:33,597 --> 01:21:34,957
Told you he wanted
to fuck me most.

1793
01:21:39,770 --> 01:21:41,693
You never listen, Chris.

1794
01:22:08,590 --> 01:22:11,218
I guess I never met
a real life gay dude before.

1795
01:22:11,510 --> 01:22:13,446
I went to high school with a couple
of guys that used to make out,

1796
01:22:13,470 --> 01:22:15,643
but that was just for weed.

1797
01:22:15,931 --> 01:22:17,075
And then one time at a party,

1798
01:22:17,099 --> 01:22:19,147
they gave each other handy's.

1799
01:22:19,435 --> 01:22:22,063
That was just for, um...

1800
01:22:22,354 --> 01:22:23,957
Actually, those two guys
might have been gay.

1801
01:22:23,981 --> 01:22:25,461
- Yeah, I think they were gay.
- Yeah.

1802
01:22:29,236 --> 01:22:30,362
Hey, Ronnie.
I got it.

1803
01:22:30,654 --> 01:22:35,660
- Eat your sandwich.
- See that?

1804
01:22:35,951 --> 01:22:37,248
- Hey.
- Hey.

1805
01:22:37,536 --> 01:22:39,789
Do you remember me?
I came in about a month ago.

1806
01:22:40,080 --> 01:22:42,458
Yeah. Definitely
remember you.

1807
01:22:42,749 --> 01:22:43,869
Uh, is everything all right?

1808
01:22:43,959 --> 01:22:45,836
Yeah. Everything's great.

1809
01:22:46,128 --> 01:22:48,130
Actually until somebody
smacked this off my car.

1810
01:22:48,422 --> 01:22:50,390
No way.
Seriously?

1811
01:22:50,674 --> 01:22:51,674
Who would do that?

1812
01:22:51,842 --> 01:22:53,389
I have no idea.

1813
01:22:53,677 --> 01:22:55,725
I mean, you don't
need it to drive, but...

1814
01:22:56,013 --> 01:22:57,240
If you want,
I can put it back on.

1815
01:22:57,264 --> 01:22:58,857
It just quiets the exhaust.

1816
01:22:59,141 --> 01:23:00,484
It would take a couple minutes.

1817
01:23:00,767 --> 01:23:02,360
Yeah.
That'd be great.

1818
01:23:02,644 --> 01:23:05,523
Yeah? Okay.

1819
01:23:05,814 --> 01:23:06,861
I'm Adam, by the way.

1820
01:23:08,400 --> 01:23:09,777
Matt.

1821
01:23:10,068 --> 01:23:12,162
Matt. Cool.

1822
01:23:12,446 --> 01:23:13,446
Very cool.