1 00:00:00,434 --> 00:00:03,135 Our world is in peril. 2 00:00:03,137 --> 00:00:05,037 Gaia, the spirit of the Earth, 3 00:00:05,039 --> 00:00:07,673 can no longer stand the terrible destruction 4 00:00:07,675 --> 00:00:09,174 plaguing our planet. 5 00:00:09,176 --> 00:00:13,112 She sends five magic rings to five special young people... 6 00:00:13,114 --> 00:00:16,115 Kwame from Africa, with the power of Earth. 7 00:00:16,117 --> 00:00:17,549 [ Sirens wailing ] 8 00:00:17,551 --> 00:00:21,387 From North America... Wheeler, with the power of fire. 9 00:00:21,389 --> 00:00:24,456 ♪♪ 10 00:00:26,160 --> 00:00:29,962 From Eastern Europe... Linka, with the power of wind. 11 00:00:31,565 --> 00:00:35,167 From Asia... Gi, with the power of water. 12 00:00:35,169 --> 00:00:38,203 ♪♪ 13 00:00:40,307 --> 00:00:44,410 And from South America... Ma-Ti, with the power of heart. 14 00:00:44,412 --> 00:00:46,879 When the five powers combine, 15 00:00:46,881 --> 00:00:49,381 they summon Earth's greatest champion... 16 00:00:49,383 --> 00:00:51,250 Captain Planet! 17 00:00:56,424 --> 00:00:59,324 Captain Planet: The power is yours! 18 00:01:03,431 --> 00:01:07,566 [Circus music playing] 19 00:01:07,568 --> 00:01:08,600 [Honk, honk] 20 00:01:08,602 --> 00:01:10,502 [Eco humming] 21 00:01:10,504 --> 00:01:11,703 [Vocalizing indistinctly] 22 00:01:11,705 --> 00:01:12,838 [Honk, honk] 23 00:01:12,840 --> 00:01:15,941 [Continues vocalizing] 24 00:01:15,943 --> 00:01:18,911 You know, wasting water is the pits. 25 00:01:20,881 --> 00:01:24,016 We can all save water by taking shorter showers. 26 00:01:24,018 --> 00:01:25,884 [Creak! Sproing!] 27 00:01:25,886 --> 00:01:29,555 Ask your parents to install water-conserving shower heads. 28 00:01:29,557 --> 00:01:31,657 They're really cool! 29 00:01:34,128 --> 00:01:35,561 [Honk honk honk] 30 00:01:35,563 --> 00:01:37,796 That clown's all wet! 31 00:01:37,798 --> 00:01:41,033 He's polluting kids' minds with eco-hogwash! 32 00:01:42,937 --> 00:01:44,636 Putrid programming like this 33 00:01:44,638 --> 00:01:48,040 might show kids they really can clean up the environment. 34 00:01:48,042 --> 00:01:51,043 Yeah. And where would that leave us? 35 00:01:51,045 --> 00:01:52,111 [Squeaking] 36 00:01:52,113 --> 00:01:53,946 Enough clowning around! 37 00:01:53,948 --> 00:01:56,949 It's time to kick off operation sweeps week 38 00:01:56,951 --> 00:01:59,952 and sweep the weak right off the air! 39 00:01:59,954 --> 00:02:02,454 Yeah! Let's rip his wig off! 40 00:02:02,456 --> 00:02:03,655 I get his nose. 41 00:02:03,657 --> 00:02:05,791 [All grumbling indistinctly, laughing] 42 00:02:07,728 --> 00:02:10,162 MAL: Hear, hear. 43 00:02:10,164 --> 00:02:12,664 Lerner: 1/4 of the world's people 44 00:02:12,666 --> 00:02:15,901 don't have safe drinking water? 45 00:02:15,903 --> 00:02:19,138 50 species a day disappearing? 46 00:02:19,140 --> 00:02:21,573 An area the size of 10 city blocks 47 00:02:21,575 --> 00:02:24,843 of tropical forest being cut down every minute? 48 00:02:24,845 --> 00:02:27,179 Nuclear waste being dumped today 49 00:02:27,181 --> 00:02:30,549 will remain poisonous for more than 10,000 years? 50 00:02:32,319 --> 00:02:35,120 Landfills overflowing and nowhere to put garbage? 51 00:02:35,122 --> 00:02:36,922 We'll get the message out, Mr. Lerner, 52 00:02:36,924 --> 00:02:40,192 starting right now. 53 00:02:40,194 --> 00:02:42,294 World population to nearly double 54 00:02:42,296 --> 00:02:44,429 over the next 50 years? 55 00:02:44,431 --> 00:02:46,031 You know what the future is, my boy? 56 00:02:46,033 --> 00:02:47,432 [Gasps] 57 00:02:47,434 --> 00:02:49,601 Oh! Plastics? 58 00:02:49,603 --> 00:02:51,003 Communication. 59 00:02:51,005 --> 00:02:52,671 Print, television, and film 60 00:02:52,673 --> 00:02:54,473 have made me what I am today. 61 00:02:54,475 --> 00:02:56,775 A giant in the industry? 62 00:02:56,777 --> 00:03:00,112 And if I can use TV to show what's happening to our planet, 63 00:03:00,114 --> 00:03:02,848 then people can fix it. 64 00:03:02,850 --> 00:03:04,883 [Clears throat] Another thing I've learned 65 00:03:04,885 --> 00:03:06,952 is you don't get anywhere sitting on your... 66 00:03:06,954 --> 00:03:08,320 Desk. 67 00:03:08,322 --> 00:03:11,790 Uh, I was just leaving. 68 00:03:11,792 --> 00:03:13,225 Oh! 69 00:03:15,362 --> 00:03:18,564 Now, that's what I call an entrance! 70 00:03:18,566 --> 00:03:20,399 What do you think you're doing? 71 00:03:20,401 --> 00:03:22,868 Call it an unfriendly takeover... 72 00:03:22,870 --> 00:03:23,902 [Blows nose] 73 00:03:23,904 --> 00:03:25,370 Freddy boy. 74 00:03:25,372 --> 00:03:28,006 Very unfriendly. 75 00:03:28,008 --> 00:03:32,477 We're tired of your goody green-shoes programming. 76 00:03:32,479 --> 00:03:35,347 We're at the controls now... 77 00:03:35,349 --> 00:03:37,049 [Chomping loudly] 78 00:03:37,051 --> 00:03:39,718 Ready to give the public a hog helping... 79 00:03:39,720 --> 00:03:41,987 [Chomping] 80 00:03:41,989 --> 00:03:43,589 Of what they really want. 81 00:03:43,591 --> 00:03:46,992 Yeah... waste and violence. 82 00:03:46,994 --> 00:03:50,262 People are smarter than that. They won't stand for this. 83 00:03:50,264 --> 00:03:54,166 Then they'll have to sit. 84 00:03:54,168 --> 00:03:55,567 [Crash] 85 00:03:55,569 --> 00:03:59,738 'Cause it's adiós to your regularly scheduled programming, 86 00:03:59,740 --> 00:04:01,240 pal! 87 00:04:05,846 --> 00:04:07,846 [Laughter] 88 00:04:15,022 --> 00:04:16,755 Eco: Oh! Oh, me, no. 89 00:04:16,757 --> 00:04:18,624 [Laughter] 90 00:04:22,363 --> 00:04:25,364 Here's a bright idea, kids. 91 00:04:25,366 --> 00:04:27,065 Replace your burned-out light bulbs 92 00:04:27,067 --> 00:04:28,533 with energy-efficient ones. 93 00:04:28,535 --> 00:04:32,537 And always be sure you turn off the light. 94 00:04:32,539 --> 00:04:36,308 [Whistle!] 95 00:04:36,310 --> 00:04:37,309 [Crash!] 96 00:04:37,311 --> 00:04:40,045 But... [Groaning] 97 00:04:40,047 --> 00:04:41,546 Wait till you leave the room. 98 00:04:41,548 --> 00:04:42,914 [Honk honk honk] 99 00:04:42,916 --> 00:04:45,050 [Laughter] 100 00:04:45,052 --> 00:04:46,952 Eco the clown's catching on. 101 00:04:46,954 --> 00:04:48,720 [Laughs] He's a riot! 102 00:04:48,722 --> 00:04:50,989 [Chuckles] The message is good, too. 103 00:04:50,991 --> 00:04:54,660 We interrupt your regularly scheduled boring broadcast 104 00:04:54,662 --> 00:04:57,329 to bring you the show you've all been waiting for... 105 00:04:57,331 --> 00:05:01,099 The world's most violent videos. 106 00:05:01,101 --> 00:05:03,835 And now your hosts... 107 00:05:03,837 --> 00:05:06,104 Huh? What's going on? 108 00:05:06,106 --> 00:05:08,140 [All yelling indistinctly] 109 00:05:10,277 --> 00:05:12,978 [ Clears throa ] Hello. You're on the air, folks. 110 00:05:14,181 --> 00:05:18,750 All right, skummbuds. Let's get nasty! 111 00:05:18,752 --> 00:05:22,287 [Coughing] 112 00:05:22,289 --> 00:05:24,189 [Laughing] 113 00:05:25,859 --> 00:05:27,526 How can this be happening? 114 00:05:27,528 --> 00:05:29,594 I don't know, but it is. 115 00:05:29,596 --> 00:05:31,330 We'd better check it out, pronto! 116 00:05:34,535 --> 00:05:37,002 Lerner: This is an outrage! 117 00:05:38,972 --> 00:05:42,574 Somebody put a sock in these suits. 118 00:05:46,547 --> 00:05:48,480 [Coughing and gagging] 119 00:05:48,482 --> 00:05:50,315 [Telephone rings] 120 00:05:50,317 --> 00:05:51,950 Hello. 121 00:05:51,952 --> 00:05:53,652 I'm sorry. 122 00:05:53,654 --> 00:05:56,922 Mr. Lerner's all tied up at the moment. 123 00:05:58,058 --> 00:06:00,525 Now to show these corporate clowns 124 00:06:00,527 --> 00:06:03,495 how low television really can go. 125 00:06:03,497 --> 00:06:05,330 [Chomping loudly] 126 00:06:05,332 --> 00:06:07,399 Okay. [Snorts] 127 00:06:07,401 --> 00:06:08,900 Roll tape. 128 00:06:08,902 --> 00:06:11,002 Watch and learn, Lerner. 129 00:06:11,004 --> 00:06:14,473 Our new shows will send the ratings through the roof. 130 00:06:14,475 --> 00:06:18,710 MAL: Coming this fall, Greedly's girls. 131 00:06:18,712 --> 00:06:21,680 Watch them slop till you drop. 132 00:06:21,682 --> 00:06:23,915 [Girls giggling] 133 00:06:23,917 --> 00:06:27,319 And stay tuned for this season's electrifying new hit, 134 00:06:27,321 --> 00:06:28,987 "The Kilowatt Clan." 135 00:06:28,989 --> 00:06:31,223 You'll really get a charge 136 00:06:31,225 --> 00:06:36,328 watching them enjoy life under the power lines. 137 00:06:36,330 --> 00:06:39,498 Now, that's entertainment! 138 00:06:45,272 --> 00:06:46,271 [Beeping] 139 00:06:46,273 --> 00:06:47,572 Now what's going on? 140 00:06:47,574 --> 00:06:49,508 "Fun with Filth," I am afraid. 141 00:06:49,510 --> 00:06:51,910 Listen up, all you Skumm lovers. 142 00:06:51,912 --> 00:06:54,913 Welcome back to "Fun with Filth." 143 00:06:54,915 --> 00:06:57,682 Today, we learn how to make new friends. 144 00:06:57,684 --> 00:06:59,084 [Squealing] 145 00:07:01,288 --> 00:07:04,122 Try this at home, and they'll come 146 00:07:04,124 --> 00:07:05,690 by the thousands! 147 00:07:05,692 --> 00:07:08,360 [ Laughs ] 148 00:07:08,362 --> 00:07:11,263 Verminous Skumm giving advice to children? 149 00:07:11,265 --> 00:07:13,265 Bozhe moi! We'd better hurry! 150 00:07:13,267 --> 00:07:15,367 MAL: Get smart, kids. 151 00:07:15,369 --> 00:07:18,203 Pester your parents into buying you Soldier Sam 152 00:07:18,205 --> 00:07:20,272 and the Sadistic Slammers. 153 00:07:22,943 --> 00:07:24,976 Complete with eight different weapons 154 00:07:24,978 --> 00:07:27,379 to maim and mutilate anything that moves 155 00:07:27,381 --> 00:07:31,817 and turn your home into a war zone. 156 00:07:31,819 --> 00:07:34,553 And now for the new and delightfully gross. 157 00:07:34,555 --> 00:07:38,323 "Brainless and Mutthead Show." 158 00:07:38,325 --> 00:07:40,091 I can hardly wait. 159 00:07:40,093 --> 00:07:43,895 Let's destroy some kids' minds, Mutthead. 160 00:07:43,897 --> 00:07:45,630 Sure, Brainless. 161 00:07:45,632 --> 00:07:48,800 But first, let's destroy some more brain cells 162 00:07:48,802 --> 00:07:50,402 with lethal radiator fluid. 163 00:07:50,404 --> 00:07:53,839 [ Chucklin ] Yeah. Um. Yeah. Um. 164 00:07:53,841 --> 00:07:55,640 [ Dinging ] 165 00:07:55,642 --> 00:07:59,678 Until next time, kiddies, think toxic thoughts! 166 00:07:59,680 --> 00:08:01,813 [ Boing! Sproing! ] 167 00:08:01,815 --> 00:08:04,783 [ Muffled shoutin ] 168 00:08:04,785 --> 00:08:06,852 There's some pretty foul stuff on TV. 169 00:08:06,854 --> 00:08:08,353 And generally I like it, 170 00:08:08,355 --> 00:08:12,491 but this has definitely gone too far. 171 00:08:12,493 --> 00:08:14,192 Kwame: Something must be very wrong 172 00:08:14,194 --> 00:08:16,027 at Lerner Communications. 173 00:08:16,029 --> 00:08:18,497 So how we gonna get in? 174 00:08:18,499 --> 00:08:21,366 There is a line entering the studio to see some kind of show. 175 00:08:21,368 --> 00:08:22,767 Yeah? Hey, what is it? 176 00:08:22,769 --> 00:08:25,604 The marquee says, "Rumble for the Rainforest." 177 00:08:25,606 --> 00:08:27,606 Enviro Dan, the Planet Pansy, 178 00:08:27,608 --> 00:08:30,442 "Versus Nuk-Lo, the Planet Destroyer." 179 00:08:35,716 --> 00:08:37,282 Look. Greedly. 180 00:08:37,284 --> 00:08:39,284 Tickets! 181 00:08:39,286 --> 00:08:40,285 Tickets. 182 00:08:40,287 --> 00:08:42,354 [Snort snort] Tickets. 183 00:08:42,356 --> 00:08:45,056 [Chomping] 184 00:08:45,058 --> 00:08:46,191 Tickets. 185 00:08:46,193 --> 00:08:47,425 Huh? 186 00:08:54,201 --> 00:08:57,469 [Bell dings] 187 00:08:57,471 --> 00:09:02,007 MAL: And in this corner, we have Dan the Planet Pansy! 188 00:09:02,009 --> 00:09:03,975 [Cheers and applause] 189 00:09:03,977 --> 00:09:08,480 And over here, Nuk-Lo, the Planet Destroyer! 190 00:09:08,482 --> 00:09:11,182 [Crowd jeering] I'll rip him apart! 191 00:09:11,184 --> 00:09:13,251 I'll squash him like a bug! 192 00:09:13,253 --> 00:09:15,754 I'll extinctionalize him! 193 00:09:15,756 --> 00:09:17,389 Cut him off at the knees... 194 00:09:17,391 --> 00:09:19,024 Uh, the trees, that is. 195 00:09:19,026 --> 00:09:22,427 Hey, he's got a chain saw?! What do I get? 196 00:09:22,429 --> 00:09:23,728 Lost! 197 00:09:23,730 --> 00:09:26,998 Aah! 198 00:09:27,000 --> 00:09:29,901 Help! Help! 199 00:09:29,903 --> 00:09:31,102 Help! 200 00:09:31,104 --> 00:09:34,005 Stand still, twerp. 201 00:09:34,007 --> 00:09:36,441 [All jeering indistinctly] 202 00:09:36,443 --> 00:09:38,443 - Save the animals! - Come on. 203 00:09:38,445 --> 00:09:41,713 Come on. Save the rainforest. 204 00:09:41,715 --> 00:09:44,382 Who's gonna save me? 205 00:09:44,384 --> 00:09:48,753 Oh! Aah! No! Aah! 206 00:09:48,755 --> 00:09:51,923 You broke my chain saw. 207 00:09:51,925 --> 00:09:53,792 Oh, well. 208 00:09:53,794 --> 00:09:56,928 Wheeler: Hey, pick on someone your own size. 209 00:09:56,930 --> 00:09:58,897 What? 210 00:09:58,899 --> 00:10:01,433 It's the real Planet pests. 211 00:10:01,435 --> 00:10:02,901 Nice going, Wheeler. 212 00:10:02,903 --> 00:10:05,770 All I can say is sorry and run for it! 213 00:10:05,772 --> 00:10:07,739 Don't just stand there, you big oaf. 214 00:10:07,741 --> 00:10:09,808 Do something! 215 00:10:09,810 --> 00:10:10,976 Aah! 216 00:10:10,978 --> 00:10:12,377 [Crowd screaming] 217 00:10:12,379 --> 00:10:15,213 Take that, and that, and that! 218 00:10:18,418 --> 00:10:19,584 Watch out! 219 00:10:19,586 --> 00:10:22,821 Stand still, ecoists! 220 00:10:22,823 --> 00:10:25,090 I would rather shake things up. 221 00:10:25,092 --> 00:10:27,926 Earth! 222 00:10:27,928 --> 00:10:29,761 Whoa! 223 00:10:29,763 --> 00:10:32,897 I'll handle the eco geeks. 224 00:10:32,899 --> 00:10:35,166 Handle this. Wind! 225 00:10:42,509 --> 00:10:44,809 Stop those show crashers! 226 00:10:44,811 --> 00:10:46,845 I'll nail them this time. 227 00:10:46,847 --> 00:10:49,314 - Aah! - Aah! Look out! 228 00:10:49,316 --> 00:10:52,417 Ever hear of target practice? 229 00:10:52,419 --> 00:10:53,418 This way. 230 00:10:53,420 --> 00:10:54,853 [All gasp] 231 00:10:54,855 --> 00:10:57,188 You're about to be canceled. 232 00:10:57,190 --> 00:10:59,758 [Laughs] 233 00:10:59,760 --> 00:11:01,159 There is nowhere to go. 234 00:11:01,161 --> 00:11:03,395 But up! Earth! 235 00:11:09,036 --> 00:11:11,870 Fools! They're getting away! 236 00:11:11,872 --> 00:11:13,171 Hurry, Planeteers. 237 00:11:13,173 --> 00:11:16,775 Time to lower the boom. 238 00:11:16,777 --> 00:11:19,010 [Shouting indistinctly] Look out! 239 00:11:22,516 --> 00:11:24,482 No lying down on the job. 240 00:11:24,484 --> 00:11:26,885 You're coming with me, fur face. 241 00:11:30,691 --> 00:11:33,391 - [Speaks indistinctly] - This way. Come on! 242 00:11:33,393 --> 00:11:34,759 Hurry. 243 00:11:38,065 --> 00:11:41,232 Show's over. 244 00:11:41,234 --> 00:11:44,069 Now what? 245 00:11:44,071 --> 00:11:46,638 Uh-oh. Moe and Curly. 246 00:11:46,640 --> 00:11:48,106 Hit the dirt! 247 00:11:50,877 --> 00:11:52,811 [All screaming] 248 00:11:55,982 --> 00:11:58,717 [Shouts indistinctly] It's TV time. 249 00:11:58,719 --> 00:12:00,985 Let our powers combine. 250 00:12:00,987 --> 00:12:02,420 Earth! 251 00:12:02,422 --> 00:12:04,255 Fire! 252 00:12:04,257 --> 00:12:06,391 Wind! 253 00:12:06,393 --> 00:12:08,693 Water! 254 00:12:08,695 --> 00:12:10,095 Heart! 255 00:12:14,067 --> 00:12:18,837 By your powers combined, I am Captain Planet! 256 00:12:18,839 --> 00:12:22,006 [Clears throat] I'm ready for my close-up, Mr. DeMille. 257 00:12:22,008 --> 00:12:24,509 But first, an action sequence. 258 00:12:29,049 --> 00:12:30,782 - Help! - Help! 259 00:12:30,784 --> 00:12:33,952 [All continue screaming] 260 00:12:33,954 --> 00:12:37,288 Captain Planet! 261 00:12:37,290 --> 00:12:39,257 No time to rehearse my lines. 262 00:12:39,259 --> 00:12:41,192 Got to "pipe" right up. 263 00:12:47,033 --> 00:12:49,200 [As Humphrey Bogart] Here's lookin' at you, kids. 264 00:12:49,202 --> 00:12:51,569 [All speaking indistinctly] 265 00:12:51,571 --> 00:12:53,138 Thank you. 266 00:12:53,140 --> 00:12:54,606 [Sighs] Thanks, Cap. 267 00:12:54,608 --> 00:12:56,975 If you need me, just whistle. 268 00:12:56,977 --> 00:13:00,779 Not so fast, Humphrey Blowhard. 269 00:13:00,781 --> 00:13:03,848 [As Rocky] Hey, yo, Nuke. Get out of my neighborhood. 270 00:13:07,988 --> 00:13:10,155 [As Cary Grant] Nukey, Nukey, Nukey, 271 00:13:10,157 --> 00:13:11,890 when will you ever learn? 272 00:13:14,261 --> 00:13:17,128 Aah! 273 00:13:17,130 --> 00:13:18,930 - Oh, no! - Are you all right? 274 00:13:18,932 --> 00:13:20,064 Oh, no. 275 00:13:20,066 --> 00:13:21,566 [Groaning] 276 00:13:23,670 --> 00:13:25,170 [Gasps] Captain Planet. 277 00:13:29,075 --> 00:13:32,010 [As James Cagney] Skumm, you dirty rat. 278 00:13:32,012 --> 00:13:34,512 Roll cameras. Let's shoot it. 279 00:13:34,514 --> 00:13:38,817 Yeah, it will make a great segment for "Fun with Filth." 280 00:13:38,819 --> 00:13:40,819 How to have a blast 281 00:13:40,821 --> 00:13:44,355 creaming a superhero with toxic ooze. 282 00:13:44,357 --> 00:13:47,992 [Groaning] 283 00:13:47,994 --> 00:13:51,763 Planeteers, must recharge. 284 00:13:51,765 --> 00:13:54,299 [Weakly] The power is yours. 285 00:13:54,301 --> 00:13:57,836 Time for us to regroup. Exit, stage left. 286 00:13:57,838 --> 00:14:01,206 Maybe you ought to get your hero a stunt double! 287 00:14:01,208 --> 00:14:04,142 [Cackling] 288 00:14:04,144 --> 00:14:08,012 Dr. Blight: Regular toilet bowl solutions may be bad for the environment. 289 00:14:08,014 --> 00:14:11,449 But our new Toxic Bowl is real awful. 290 00:14:11,451 --> 00:14:13,618 It contains enough bleach and phosphates 291 00:14:13,620 --> 00:14:15,954 for hundreds of foul flushes. 292 00:14:15,956 --> 00:14:19,991 Guaranteed to really screw up the ecosystem. 293 00:14:19,993 --> 00:14:22,827 And turn any ocean into a real sewer. 294 00:14:22,829 --> 00:14:25,663 [Gasping] 295 00:14:25,665 --> 00:14:29,634 Dr. Blight: Toxic Bowl is just one of the fabulous new products 296 00:14:29,636 --> 00:14:32,203 we will be guiding to the marketplace, 297 00:14:32,205 --> 00:14:34,739 and I've come up with a colossal new movie of the week 298 00:14:34,741 --> 00:14:37,542 to showcase our entire line. 299 00:14:37,544 --> 00:14:40,879 Unfortunately, the script calls for us to blow up the studio, 300 00:14:40,881 --> 00:14:43,314 but, hey, what sells better 301 00:14:43,316 --> 00:14:46,384 than good, old-fashioned violence? 302 00:14:53,059 --> 00:14:55,393 Greedly: Where's the commissary? I'm hungry. 303 00:15:01,701 --> 00:15:03,334 [Honk honk honk] 304 00:15:03,336 --> 00:15:05,603 What is that? 305 00:15:05,605 --> 00:15:08,206 It sounds like it is coming from the closet. 306 00:15:08,208 --> 00:15:09,908 Careful, little buddy. 307 00:15:09,910 --> 00:15:11,743 Eco the clown? 308 00:15:11,745 --> 00:15:13,578 Wow! It really is! 309 00:15:13,580 --> 00:15:15,346 I can't believe those creeps would do this 310 00:15:15,348 --> 00:15:17,782 to a great actor like you. 311 00:15:17,784 --> 00:15:21,352 Thanks. I was slamming my nose against the wall for hours 312 00:15:21,354 --> 00:15:23,354 hoping someone would hear the squeak. 313 00:15:23,356 --> 00:15:24,689 What's going on? 314 00:15:24,691 --> 00:15:27,191 The Eco-Villains have taken over the network. 315 00:15:27,193 --> 00:15:29,360 We need your help. 316 00:15:29,362 --> 00:15:30,628 I'm your clown! 317 00:15:34,200 --> 00:15:36,567 Ta-da! 318 00:15:36,569 --> 00:15:39,938 Okay, Planeteers, time to do our yabba dabba duty. 319 00:15:43,143 --> 00:15:44,742 Amazing. 320 00:15:44,744 --> 00:15:46,244 Oh, wow! 321 00:15:46,246 --> 00:15:47,946 Isn't this cool? 322 00:15:47,948 --> 00:15:49,280 Look at this. 323 00:15:49,282 --> 00:15:51,382 Nukem: Hey! 324 00:15:51,384 --> 00:15:53,384 Who are you guys? 325 00:15:53,386 --> 00:15:56,387 Uh, we're, uh... The Filthstones. 326 00:15:56,389 --> 00:15:58,723 Dr. Blight hired us to star in her new show. 327 00:15:58,725 --> 00:16:02,126 Oh. Okay. Break a leg. 328 00:16:04,230 --> 00:16:05,663 Easy does it. 329 00:16:08,335 --> 00:16:09,500 We've got to stop them. 330 00:16:09,502 --> 00:16:11,336 They're planning to blow up the studio! 331 00:16:11,338 --> 00:16:12,270 [Gasp] 332 00:16:12,272 --> 00:16:16,240 Blow up the studio! Bozhe moi! 333 00:16:16,242 --> 00:16:17,608 Dr. Blight: All right, folks. 334 00:16:17,610 --> 00:16:20,979 This is "Nukbo: Even More Blood." 335 00:16:20,981 --> 00:16:22,180 Take one! 336 00:16:22,182 --> 00:16:24,148 [Chomping] 337 00:16:24,150 --> 00:16:28,186 Now, remember, Nukey baby, this movie's about a guy 338 00:16:28,188 --> 00:16:31,789 who volunteers to hand-drop a nuclear bomb. 339 00:16:31,791 --> 00:16:35,593 Right. But... But what's my motivation? 340 00:16:35,595 --> 00:16:38,963 I mean, am I a good guy or a bad guy? 341 00:16:38,965 --> 00:16:40,365 Ohh! 342 00:16:40,367 --> 00:16:43,634 Violence! Your motivation is violence! 343 00:16:43,636 --> 00:16:44,969 Jerk! 344 00:16:44,971 --> 00:16:46,537 As long as you slice and dice, 345 00:16:46,539 --> 00:16:48,306 the public will be thrilled. 346 00:16:48,308 --> 00:16:50,975 Mm... actors. 347 00:16:50,977 --> 00:16:52,877 Roll camera. 348 00:16:52,879 --> 00:16:55,179 And... action! 349 00:16:55,181 --> 00:16:59,617 Hold it. Hold it. Bring in the bomb. 350 00:17:00,987 --> 00:17:03,654 Nukey, baby... Sweetums... 351 00:17:03,656 --> 00:17:06,991 Is that a real nuclear bomb? 352 00:17:06,993 --> 00:17:08,393 Naturally. 353 00:17:08,395 --> 00:17:09,894 [Grunts] 354 00:17:09,896 --> 00:17:11,963 I'm a method actor. 355 00:17:11,965 --> 00:17:14,966 - Hey, man, look out! - Fine, but the rest of us 356 00:17:14,968 --> 00:17:17,535 prefer not to be irradiated. 357 00:17:18,638 --> 00:17:21,572 Here's a terrific little bomb that will level the place 358 00:17:21,574 --> 00:17:24,809 but will forego the radiation, okay? 359 00:17:24,811 --> 00:17:26,944 Oh, all right. 360 00:17:31,818 --> 00:17:34,419 Hey, they're not in the script. 361 00:17:34,421 --> 00:17:35,920 No problem. 362 00:17:35,922 --> 00:17:39,123 We need cheap extras to blow to smithereens. 363 00:17:40,827 --> 00:17:43,561 That is my cue. Wind. 364 00:17:47,734 --> 00:17:51,169 How do you like our version of "Gone with the Wind"? 365 00:17:51,171 --> 00:17:53,404 Here's what I think of it. 366 00:17:59,679 --> 00:18:02,180 Geez, everyone's a critic! 367 00:18:02,182 --> 00:18:03,481 Fire. 368 00:18:07,020 --> 00:18:09,720 Nobody upstages the Duke. 369 00:18:09,722 --> 00:18:11,856 Sorry to upset you. 370 00:18:11,858 --> 00:18:13,357 But Earth. 371 00:18:15,361 --> 00:18:17,528 Whoa! 372 00:18:17,530 --> 00:18:19,363 Definitely time to call Cap. 373 00:18:19,365 --> 00:18:22,700 Let our powers combine. Earth. 374 00:18:22,702 --> 00:18:24,102 Fire. 375 00:18:24,104 --> 00:18:25,770 Wind. 376 00:18:25,772 --> 00:18:27,738 Water. 377 00:18:27,740 --> 00:18:28,940 Heart. 378 00:18:33,313 --> 00:18:37,849 By your powers combined, I am Captain Planet! 379 00:18:39,953 --> 00:18:41,652 Take two. 380 00:18:41,654 --> 00:18:46,891 Well, folks, it looks like this flick's a real long bomb. 381 00:18:46,893 --> 00:18:49,260 Hate to break up the play, but... 382 00:18:49,262 --> 00:18:50,461 interception. 383 00:18:50,463 --> 00:18:52,230 Score one for the Gipper! 384 00:18:52,232 --> 00:18:53,664 - All right! - All right! Yeah! 385 00:18:53,666 --> 00:18:56,901 And score two for the Nuker! 386 00:18:56,903 --> 00:18:58,269 [All shout indistinctly] 387 00:18:58,271 --> 00:18:59,403 Look out! 388 00:19:02,942 --> 00:19:04,609 Forget the prop. 389 00:19:04,611 --> 00:19:07,011 Reality television's what sells. 390 00:19:07,013 --> 00:19:09,814 - Hey! What are you doing, here? - What is he doing? 391 00:19:09,816 --> 00:19:13,684 Do something, Doctor, or this is the last picture show. 392 00:19:13,686 --> 00:19:16,654 Uh, Nukems, baby, I've been thinking. 393 00:19:16,656 --> 00:19:19,824 Maybe violence really is a-a bad message. 394 00:19:19,826 --> 00:19:23,261 Hey, I'm just telling it like it is. 395 00:19:27,834 --> 00:19:31,569 Well, if we can't stop it, shoot it. 396 00:19:33,673 --> 00:19:36,274 Make sure you get my good side. 397 00:19:36,276 --> 00:19:39,177 That guy's a bigger ham than me. 398 00:19:39,179 --> 00:19:41,379 [Laughing, snorting] 399 00:19:41,381 --> 00:19:42,847 This way. Come on! 400 00:19:42,849 --> 00:19:44,715 [Weakly] No. [Coughs] 401 00:19:44,717 --> 00:19:47,552 Stay back, Planeteers. 402 00:19:47,554 --> 00:19:51,022 This is it, the big bang. 403 00:19:51,024 --> 00:19:54,025 Got to... stop him. 404 00:19:57,497 --> 00:19:59,897 Time to put Nukem in the deep... 405 00:19:59,899 --> 00:20:01,566 [Grunting] 406 00:20:01,568 --> 00:20:03,034 Freeze. 407 00:20:04,904 --> 00:20:07,538 Bombs away! Hey. 408 00:20:07,540 --> 00:20:11,576 No fair. It's frozen to my hand. 409 00:20:11,578 --> 00:20:16,013 I'm frozen, too. 410 00:20:16,015 --> 00:20:18,149 The iceman cameth. 411 00:20:18,151 --> 00:20:19,951 [All shouting indistinctly] 412 00:20:21,354 --> 00:20:23,988 Nobody leaves till the show's over. 413 00:20:23,990 --> 00:20:26,724 Now for Nukem's costars in crime. 414 00:20:31,898 --> 00:20:33,764 That's a wrap. 415 00:20:33,766 --> 00:20:35,266 Good show. 416 00:20:37,237 --> 00:20:40,238 The power is yours! 417 00:20:42,075 --> 00:20:44,775 How's that for a curtain call? 418 00:20:46,412 --> 00:20:49,914 Check it out. Fan mail from all over the world. 419 00:20:49,916 --> 00:20:51,582 They hated the new programming. 420 00:20:51,584 --> 00:20:54,185 They want their eco TV. 421 00:20:54,187 --> 00:20:56,387 And we're going to give it to them. 422 00:20:56,389 --> 00:20:57,788 - Cool. - Terrific. 423 00:20:57,790 --> 00:20:59,557 You kids are incredible. 424 00:20:59,559 --> 00:21:02,093 How about starring in your own series, 425 00:21:02,095 --> 00:21:04,762 "Captain Planet and the Planeteers"? 426 00:21:04,764 --> 00:21:09,200 It definitely has a nice ring to it. 427 00:21:09,202 --> 00:21:10,668 [Honking] 428 00:21:11,771 --> 00:21:13,504 All: Go, Planet! 429 00:21:14,941 --> 00:21:17,942 The best weapon against the problems facing our planet today 430 00:21:17,944 --> 00:21:19,143 is information. 431 00:21:19,145 --> 00:21:21,646 The more we know about the energy crisis, 432 00:21:21,648 --> 00:21:24,448 pollution, and disappearing resources... 433 00:21:24,450 --> 00:21:25,916 The more we can help. 434 00:21:25,918 --> 00:21:28,886 Television is also a great way to learn about other cultures 435 00:21:28,888 --> 00:21:30,655 so we can understand each other better. 436 00:21:30,657 --> 00:21:34,592 Read, watch the news, and share what you learn. 437 00:21:34,594 --> 00:21:36,494 Knowledge is power. 438 00:21:36,496 --> 00:21:40,298 And the power to make a better world is yours! 439 00:21:42,302 --> 00:21:44,802 All: Go, Planet! 440 00:21:44,804 --> 00:21:47,605 Gi: We are all products of the world around us. 441 00:21:47,607 --> 00:21:49,140 Teachers, friends, TV shows, 442 00:21:49,142 --> 00:21:50,574 and especially our parents 443 00:21:50,576 --> 00:21:52,610 all make strong impressions on our minds. 444 00:21:52,612 --> 00:21:54,979 Kwame: It is up to all of us to put our differences aside 445 00:21:54,981 --> 00:21:56,347 and learn to communicate. 446 00:21:56,349 --> 00:21:58,816 Ma-Ti: At home, school, play, or work. 447 00:21:58,818 --> 00:22:01,452 Everyone appreciates respect and kindness. 448 00:22:01,454 --> 00:22:04,555 So let's treat others the way we want to be treated. 449 00:22:07,860 --> 00:22:11,929 - The power is yours! - The power is yours! 450 00:22:11,931 --> 00:22:13,431 Earth! 451 00:22:13,433 --> 00:22:15,166 Fire! 452 00:22:15,168 --> 00:22:16,367 Wind! 453 00:22:16,369 --> 00:22:17,768 Water! Heart! 454 00:22:17,770 --> 00:22:19,337 All: Go, Planet! 455 00:22:19,339 --> 00:22:22,506 By your powers combined, I am Captain Planet! 456 00:22:22,508 --> 00:22:24,308 ♪ Captain Planet 457 00:22:24,310 --> 00:22:26,110 ♪ He's our hero 458 00:22:26,112 --> 00:22:29,313 ♪ Gonna take pollution down to zero ♪ 459 00:22:29,315 --> 00:22:32,350 ♪ He's our powers magnified 460 00:22:32,352 --> 00:22:36,320 ♪ And he's fighting on the planet's side ♪ 461 00:22:36,322 --> 00:22:38,356 ♪ Captain Planet 462 00:22:38,358 --> 00:22:40,057 ♪ He's our hero 463 00:22:40,059 --> 00:22:43,394 ♪ Gonna take pollution down to zero ♪ 464 00:22:43,396 --> 00:22:46,864 ♪ Gonna help him put asunder 465 00:22:46,866 --> 00:22:51,035 ♪ Bad guys who like to loot and plunder ♪ 466 00:22:51,037 --> 00:22:54,638 You'll pay for this, Captain Planet! 467 00:22:54,640 --> 00:22:57,975 ♪ We're the Planeteers, you can be one, too ♪ 468 00:22:57,977 --> 00:23:01,479 ♪ 'Cause saving our planet is the thing to do ♪ 469 00:23:01,481 --> 00:23:04,915 ♪ Looting and polluting is not the way ♪ 470 00:23:04,917 --> 00:23:08,886 ♪ Hear what Captain Planet has to say ♪ 471 00:23:08,888 --> 00:23:12,056 The power is yours! 472 00:23:12,058 --> 00:23:15,126 ♪♪