1 00:00:01,168 --> 00:00:03,268 Captain Planet: Our world is in peril. 2 00:00:03,270 --> 00:00:04,136 Gaia, the spirit of Earth, 3 00:00:04,138 --> 00:00:06,605 can no longer stand the terrible destruction 4 00:00:06,607 --> 00:00:08,540 plaguing our planet. 5 00:00:08,542 --> 00:00:10,242 She sends five magic rings 6 00:00:10,244 --> 00:00:12,211 to five special young people: 7 00:00:12,213 --> 00:00:16,048 Kwame, from Africa, with the power of Earth! 8 00:00:16,050 --> 00:00:21,520 From North America, Wheeler, with the power of Fire! 9 00:00:25,059 --> 00:00:30,829 From Eastern Europe, Linka, with the power of Wind! 10 00:00:30,831 --> 00:00:35,234 From Asia, Gi, with the power of Water! 11 00:00:39,774 --> 00:00:42,074 And, from South America, Ma-Ti, 12 00:00:42,076 --> 00:00:44,777 with the power of Heart! 13 00:00:44,779 --> 00:00:46,712 When the five powers combine, 14 00:00:46,714 --> 00:00:49,481 they summon Earth's greatest champion: 15 00:00:49,483 --> 00:00:52,418 Captain Planet! 16 00:00:56,157 --> 00:00:58,891 The power is yours! 17 00:01:01,062 --> 00:01:04,496 Linka: "Captain Planet" will be right back. 18 00:01:06,100 --> 00:01:09,068 Linka: We now return to "Captain Planet." 19 00:01:09,070 --> 00:01:12,271 ♪♪ 20 00:01:19,080 --> 00:01:21,947 Wheeler: Man, this place gives me the heebies. 21 00:01:21,949 --> 00:01:24,216 Linka: None of this makes any sense. 22 00:01:24,218 --> 00:01:27,820 I just wish we knew what happened to Captain Planet. 23 00:01:27,822 --> 00:01:29,521 Yeah. He's been gone over a week. 24 00:01:29,523 --> 00:01:32,825 And I kind of feel naked without my firepower. 25 00:01:32,827 --> 00:01:33,859 If you know what I mean. 26 00:01:33,861 --> 00:01:37,329 I still do not understand why Gaia sent us here. 27 00:01:37,331 --> 00:01:38,664 All she said is that, 28 00:01:38,666 --> 00:01:41,867 "The future of the planet is at stake." 29 00:01:41,869 --> 00:01:45,270 Talk about keeping us in the dark. 30 00:01:48,776 --> 00:01:49,875 What the... 31 00:01:49,877 --> 00:01:52,845 What is going on? 32 00:01:52,847 --> 00:01:55,247 And let's have a globally warmed welcome 33 00:01:55,249 --> 00:01:59,618 for our challengers, the Planeteers! 34 00:02:05,159 --> 00:02:06,859 Today, we've traveled to a planet 35 00:02:06,861 --> 00:02:10,529 where they've taken polluting to an art form. 36 00:02:10,531 --> 00:02:11,864 What in the world? 37 00:02:11,866 --> 00:02:13,832 They are extraterrestrials! 38 00:02:13,834 --> 00:02:16,034 They're extra somethin' all right! 39 00:02:16,036 --> 00:02:18,103 Now, it's time to welcome the host of. 40 00:02:18,105 --> 00:02:22,674 "You Bet Your Planet," Lexo Starbuck! 41 00:02:22,676 --> 00:02:27,980 [ Cheering ] 42 00:02:27,982 --> 00:02:28,847 Thank you, Barv! 43 00:02:28,849 --> 00:02:33,218 I can't remember where I've seen an earthier-looking bunch! 44 00:02:33,220 --> 00:02:35,354 Can you, audience? 45 00:02:35,356 --> 00:02:38,157 Uh, would you mind tellin' us what we're doin' here? 46 00:02:38,159 --> 00:02:39,725 After an extensive star search, 47 00:02:39,727 --> 00:02:42,694 your planet was picked as the most polluted! 48 00:02:42,696 --> 00:02:47,366 So you're here to play, "You Bet Your Planet." 49 00:02:47,368 --> 00:02:49,835 Are your returning champions ready? 50 00:02:49,837 --> 00:02:54,673 [ Cheering ] 51 00:02:54,675 --> 00:02:55,374 Plunder! 52 00:02:55,376 --> 00:02:56,842 Greedly! What are they doin' here? 53 00:02:56,844 --> 00:02:59,244 I'm sure you're all familiar with our show! 54 00:02:59,246 --> 00:03:02,848 We're numero uno in the galaxy! 55 00:03:02,850 --> 00:03:04,082 Number one? 56 00:03:04,084 --> 00:03:06,652 You're not even on cable. 57 00:03:06,654 --> 00:03:07,986 The game's simple. 58 00:03:07,988 --> 00:03:09,555 As Earth's celestial neighbors, 59 00:03:09,557 --> 00:03:11,590 we've been watching you for centuries. 60 00:03:11,592 --> 00:03:14,126 And we've decided that the situation 61 00:03:14,128 --> 00:03:17,496 on your planet has reached a critical point. 62 00:03:17,498 --> 00:03:20,265 Today, on this very show, 63 00:03:20,267 --> 00:03:24,203 Earth's future will be decided! 64 00:03:24,205 --> 00:03:25,404 If the eco-villains win, 65 00:03:25,406 --> 00:03:30,175 they'll be free to trash the planet! 66 00:03:30,177 --> 00:03:30,976 And if we win? 67 00:03:30,978 --> 00:03:34,012 Tell the Planeteers what's in it for them, Barv! 68 00:03:34,014 --> 00:03:40,018 Well, Lexo, the answer is behind curtain number one! 69 00:03:40,020 --> 00:03:42,321 I bet it's a convertible. 70 00:03:44,325 --> 00:03:46,925 This is horrible! 71 00:03:46,927 --> 00:03:48,994 Especially since we don't have our powers 72 00:03:48,996 --> 00:03:51,230 as long as Captain Planet is here! 73 00:03:51,232 --> 00:03:52,331 We must do something! 74 00:03:52,333 --> 00:03:55,033 And you'll have that chance in just a minute. 75 00:03:55,035 --> 00:03:57,302 Barv, tell 'em what happens if they win. 76 00:03:57,304 --> 00:04:00,038 If they win, Captain Planet goes free! 77 00:04:00,040 --> 00:04:04,276 But if they lose, it's curtains for the Captain. 78 00:04:04,278 --> 00:04:05,677 But don't worry, Planeteers, 79 00:04:05,679 --> 00:04:09,748 because everyone's a winner on "You Bet Your Planet!" 80 00:04:09,750 --> 00:04:11,250 Right, Barv? Right, Lexo! 81 00:04:11,252 --> 00:04:15,954 All contestants receive the home version of our show. 82 00:04:15,956 --> 00:04:19,858 I don't know about you guys, but I'm ready to kick some butt! 83 00:04:19,860 --> 00:04:21,093 Yeah! 84 00:04:21,095 --> 00:04:23,095 Da! We agree. All right! Yeah! 85 00:04:23,097 --> 00:04:28,367 The first round is "Truth or Eat The Consequences." 86 00:04:28,369 --> 00:04:31,103 I need one contestant from each team! 87 00:04:31,105 --> 00:04:33,005 I'll go first. Says who?! 88 00:04:33,007 --> 00:04:35,474 Says my superior intellect, ham head. 89 00:04:35,476 --> 00:04:40,012 Cool it, you two. We're on the same team, unfortunately. 90 00:04:40,014 --> 00:04:41,947 I think Kwame should go first. 91 00:04:41,949 --> 00:04:43,982 Me, too. Yes. Go for it, Kwame! 92 00:04:43,984 --> 00:04:45,484 All right, Planeteers. 93 00:04:45,486 --> 00:04:47,152 Here goes. 94 00:04:47,154 --> 00:04:50,889 Ah! 95 00:04:50,891 --> 00:04:54,726 Name the most recent nuclear accident! 96 00:04:54,728 --> 00:04:55,327 Kwame! 97 00:04:55,329 --> 00:04:58,530 Last week, a truck carrying nuclear waste crashed 98 00:04:58,532 --> 00:05:01,533 in Los Angeles, California. 99 00:05:01,535 --> 00:05:02,901 You are... 100 00:05:02,903 --> 00:05:05,671 absolutely right! 101 00:05:05,673 --> 00:05:09,441 The Planeteers are on the board with 50 points! 102 00:05:09,443 --> 00:05:12,344 [ Cheering, booing ] 103 00:05:13,814 --> 00:05:18,016 Plunder, you pile of bile! 104 00:05:18,018 --> 00:05:20,519 Ah! 105 00:05:20,521 --> 00:05:22,654 The planet geek was wrong. 106 00:05:22,656 --> 00:05:26,325 That's the latest nuclear accident. 107 00:05:27,895 --> 00:05:31,396 Well, judges, what do you say? 108 00:05:31,398 --> 00:05:34,199 Looks like the eco-villains take an early lead. 109 00:05:34,201 --> 00:05:36,568 But he created that disaster! 110 00:05:36,570 --> 00:05:38,437 Hey, you humans are good at that. 111 00:05:38,439 --> 00:05:43,542 It's time to clean up or shut down! 112 00:05:43,544 --> 00:05:45,177 Since the Planeteers lost 113 00:05:45,179 --> 00:05:47,713 the "Truth or Eat The Consequences" round, 114 00:05:47,715 --> 00:05:51,316 it's time for Captain Planet to eat it. 115 00:05:51,318 --> 00:05:53,185 Wait. What are they... 116 00:05:53,187 --> 00:05:54,519 What is going on? 117 00:05:54,521 --> 00:05:56,521 Have you got something nasty 118 00:05:56,523 --> 00:05:58,724 for Captain Planet to eat today, Barv? 119 00:05:58,726 --> 00:06:00,892 Barv: That's right, Lexo! Nothing humans 120 00:06:00,894 --> 00:06:03,528 aren't dumping into their own oceans! 121 00:06:03,530 --> 00:06:05,397 Its a toxic-taste treat, 122 00:06:05,399 --> 00:06:11,470 raw sewage with a dollop of chemical compote. 123 00:06:11,472 --> 00:06:14,406 No, thanks. I'm dieting. 124 00:06:16,543 --> 00:06:20,879 Hey, that looks pretty good! 125 00:06:20,881 --> 00:06:21,747 [ Shouting ] 126 00:06:21,749 --> 00:06:24,149 That does it! Those guys are toast! 127 00:06:24,151 --> 00:06:25,784 Well, that gives our viewers 128 00:06:25,786 --> 00:06:28,186 a taste of life on Earth. 129 00:06:28,188 --> 00:06:29,388 And now, it's time for a word 130 00:06:29,390 --> 00:06:31,490 from our intergalactic sponsor. 131 00:06:31,492 --> 00:06:33,291 Announcer: Is air pollution on your planet 132 00:06:33,293 --> 00:06:35,227 so thick you can cut it with a knife? 133 00:06:35,229 --> 00:06:38,296 Do your lawns explode between your garage 134 00:06:38,298 --> 00:06:39,231 and your front door? 135 00:06:39,233 --> 00:06:41,767 Has toxic tap water lodged up your liver 136 00:06:41,769 --> 00:06:43,201 or clogged your kidneys? 137 00:06:43,203 --> 00:06:45,771 Well, have we got a deal for you 138 00:06:45,773 --> 00:06:48,306 at Wrexom's Replacement Organs. 139 00:06:48,308 --> 00:06:50,108 Pollution wrecks it. 140 00:06:50,110 --> 00:06:51,276 We replace it. 141 00:06:51,278 --> 00:06:53,111 Free installation in an hour, 142 00:06:53,113 --> 00:06:56,448 or we pay the funeral costs. 143 00:06:56,450 --> 00:06:57,182 [ Cheering ] 144 00:06:57,184 --> 00:06:59,618 We've cut to space station identification. 145 00:06:59,620 --> 00:07:02,020 Two minutes to air. 146 00:07:04,691 --> 00:07:06,124 You're doing great, kids. 147 00:07:06,126 --> 00:07:08,260 We'll kill "Sphere of Fortune" 148 00:07:08,262 --> 00:07:09,995 and start racking the ratings! 149 00:07:09,997 --> 00:07:13,298 I can't believe you... You aliens are so callous 150 00:07:13,300 --> 00:07:17,102 you'd help the eco-villains destroy Earth. 151 00:07:17,104 --> 00:07:19,304 [ Laughing ] Help? 152 00:07:19,306 --> 00:07:20,138 We don't need to help! 153 00:07:20,140 --> 00:07:23,008 Greed and thoughtlessness have turned your planet 154 00:07:23,010 --> 00:07:24,609 into a polluter's paradise! 155 00:07:24,611 --> 00:07:27,245 For us, this isn't about good or evil. 156 00:07:27,247 --> 00:07:30,615 It's about ratings, baby! 157 00:07:30,617 --> 00:07:33,952 We're back in three, two, 158 00:07:33,954 --> 00:07:34,986 one... 159 00:07:34,988 --> 00:07:38,824 Welcome back to "You Bet Your Planet." 160 00:07:38,826 --> 00:07:40,292 It's time for round two, 161 00:07:40,294 --> 00:07:41,827 "Garbage Gladiators," 162 00:07:41,829 --> 00:07:43,762 a test of stench and agility. 163 00:07:43,764 --> 00:07:48,200 Each team will select their best garbage gladiator for the job. 164 00:07:48,202 --> 00:07:49,901 I wanna play! 165 00:07:49,903 --> 00:07:51,837 Sock it to 'em, Nukey! 166 00:07:51,839 --> 00:07:55,240 The villains have selected Duke Nukem! 167 00:07:55,242 --> 00:07:57,275 Who have the Planeteers chosen? 168 00:07:57,277 --> 00:07:58,643 Who's gonna go next? 169 00:07:58,645 --> 00:07:59,744 I don't know. 170 00:07:59,746 --> 00:08:02,147 Whoever it is, I'm gonna nuke 'em 171 00:08:02,149 --> 00:08:04,049 into the next solar system. 172 00:08:04,051 --> 00:08:07,586 I'm tellin' you, I can handle that power rod reject. 173 00:08:07,588 --> 00:08:09,888 No, Wheeler. It is too dangerous! 174 00:08:09,890 --> 00:08:11,556 So who will it be? 175 00:08:11,558 --> 00:08:13,358 We are still trying to decide! 176 00:08:13,360 --> 00:08:14,893 You'd better hurry, or... 177 00:08:14,895 --> 00:08:16,061 [ Buzzer ] Oop! 178 00:08:16,063 --> 00:08:18,697 Too late. The judges will decide for you. 179 00:08:18,699 --> 00:08:20,832 Judges, who will it be? 180 00:08:20,834 --> 00:08:23,001 The one called Linka. 181 00:08:23,003 --> 00:08:24,236 Oh! 182 00:08:24,238 --> 00:08:26,304 Hey, she can't take on that palooka. 183 00:08:26,306 --> 00:08:28,974 Since your Planeteer ring is nonfunctional, 184 00:08:28,976 --> 00:08:34,880 Vanana has a handy-dandy dyno fan for you. 185 00:08:34,882 --> 00:08:36,081 Be careful out there, babe. 186 00:08:36,083 --> 00:08:39,217 Barv, can you explain the rules to our viewers? 187 00:08:39,219 --> 00:08:40,785 It simple, Lexo! 188 00:08:40,787 --> 00:08:42,420 Nukem tries to dump garbage 189 00:08:42,422 --> 00:08:44,256 while Linka tries to stop him! 190 00:08:44,258 --> 00:08:46,591 And she'd better reach the green button 191 00:08:46,593 --> 00:08:49,895 before the Duke of Nukes reaches the brown one. 192 00:08:49,897 --> 00:08:51,696 Go get 'em, Linka! Come on, Linka! You can do it! 193 00:08:51,698 --> 00:08:55,367 Barv: If she doesn't, all the waste will end up in the drink 194 00:08:55,369 --> 00:08:58,270 and so will Captain Planet! 195 00:08:58,272 --> 00:09:01,473 Bottom's up, bio-brat! 196 00:09:04,311 --> 00:09:05,243 Come on, Linka! 197 00:09:05,245 --> 00:09:06,111 You can do it! 198 00:09:06,113 --> 00:09:07,279 Go get 'em, Linka! 199 00:09:07,281 --> 00:09:09,648 Bozhe moi! 200 00:09:09,650 --> 00:09:12,984 Wind! No wind! 201 00:09:12,986 --> 00:09:15,620 How about a shower, blondie? 202 00:09:18,525 --> 00:09:20,759 Attaboy! 203 00:09:25,799 --> 00:09:29,768 Time to drum up a little pollution. 204 00:09:33,006 --> 00:09:35,774 Hate to burst your bubble, blondie. 205 00:09:35,776 --> 00:09:38,243 But your planet's history! 206 00:09:41,915 --> 00:09:44,082 No way, Nukem! 207 00:09:54,161 --> 00:09:56,761 No! Ah! 208 00:09:56,763 --> 00:09:59,764 Take that, Captain Puny! 209 00:10:01,501 --> 00:10:02,634 Oh, no! 210 00:10:02,636 --> 00:10:04,636 Ah! 211 00:10:04,638 --> 00:10:07,138 [ Cheering ] 212 00:10:08,175 --> 00:10:11,543 I am so sorry, Captain Planet! 213 00:10:11,545 --> 00:10:13,511 Oh, no. 214 00:10:13,513 --> 00:10:16,448 [ Coughing ] 215 00:10:16,450 --> 00:10:18,016 Tough luck, Linka. 216 00:10:18,018 --> 00:10:19,851 But it just goes to show it's easier 217 00:10:19,853 --> 00:10:22,787 to mess it up than to clean it up! 218 00:10:22,789 --> 00:10:25,924 [ Coughing, choking ] 219 00:10:25,926 --> 00:10:29,294 I can't take much more. 220 00:10:39,206 --> 00:10:41,973 Wheeler: "Captain Planet" will be right back. 221 00:10:44,244 --> 00:10:46,911 Wheeler: We now return to "Captain Planet." 222 00:10:49,016 --> 00:10:51,683 [ Coughing ] 223 00:10:51,685 --> 00:10:54,719 [ Cheering ] 224 00:10:54,721 --> 00:10:56,921 And now, before we begin our next round, 225 00:10:56,923 --> 00:10:59,457 let's learn a little bit about the contestants! 226 00:10:59,459 --> 00:11:01,526 So, Linka, what do you like to do 227 00:11:01,528 --> 00:11:03,561 when you're not fighting eco-villains? 228 00:11:03,563 --> 00:11:06,564 Not that it is any of your business, 229 00:11:06,566 --> 00:11:09,734 but I do like to go dancing. 230 00:11:09,736 --> 00:11:11,536 You do? I didn't know that. 231 00:11:11,538 --> 00:11:15,807 There are many parts of me you do not know, Yankee. 232 00:11:15,809 --> 00:11:19,010 Uh. That's fascinating. And how about you, Dr. Blight? 233 00:11:19,012 --> 00:11:20,645 What do you enjoy doing when you're not 234 00:11:20,647 --> 00:11:23,381 conducting environmentally hazardous experiments? 235 00:11:23,383 --> 00:11:28,186 Well, Lexo, there's nothing like a long soak in a toxic tub 236 00:11:28,188 --> 00:11:31,723 with the latest copy of Cosmo-Pollution Magazine. 237 00:11:31,725 --> 00:11:33,458 [ Gasps ] 238 00:11:33,460 --> 00:11:38,363 My, what a lovely complexion you have. 239 00:11:38,365 --> 00:11:39,931 Personally, I like creaming 240 00:11:39,933 --> 00:11:43,234 obnoxious suck-up gameshow hosts! 241 00:11:43,236 --> 00:11:46,771 [ Stammering ] Now, it's time for the relay race! 242 00:11:46,773 --> 00:11:48,907 And along the way, don't be surprised 243 00:11:48,909 --> 00:11:51,810 if you come against a few eco-obstacles! 244 00:11:51,812 --> 00:11:55,513 This contest pits MAL and Greedly 245 00:11:55,515 --> 00:11:58,249 against Wheeler and Ma-Ti! 246 00:11:58,251 --> 00:12:00,985 Make us proud, Ma-Ti! 247 00:12:00,987 --> 00:12:03,488 Wheeler... 248 00:12:03,490 --> 00:12:04,823 For luck. 249 00:12:04,825 --> 00:12:06,725 Vanana has a special wrist-modded 250 00:12:06,727 --> 00:12:10,829 flamethrower for Wheeler to simulate his firepower. 251 00:12:10,831 --> 00:12:13,665 What about my heart power? 252 00:12:13,667 --> 00:12:16,267 You can have my Rexon Replaco heart. 253 00:12:16,269 --> 00:12:17,869 It's the latest model. 254 00:12:17,871 --> 00:12:19,971 Uh, thanks, but no, thanks. 255 00:12:19,973 --> 00:12:20,772 Suit yourself, kid. 256 00:12:20,774 --> 00:12:23,641 Well, contestants, to the starting line, please. 257 00:12:23,643 --> 00:12:25,710 You all know how the race works, right? 258 00:12:25,712 --> 00:12:29,013 We're gonna puree you, Planeteers. 259 00:12:29,015 --> 00:12:30,682 Guess again, puerco! 260 00:12:30,684 --> 00:12:31,850 The players carry their batons 261 00:12:31,852 --> 00:12:34,953 through the obstacles down and back and then hand off 262 00:12:34,955 --> 00:12:36,755 to their teammates who do the same. 263 00:12:36,757 --> 00:12:39,657 The first team to complete two laps wins. 264 00:12:39,659 --> 00:12:42,827 Sit tight, my man. I'll be back in a flash. 265 00:12:42,829 --> 00:12:46,498 On your marks, get set, go! 266 00:12:46,500 --> 00:12:49,200 Hey! Wait! 267 00:12:49,202 --> 00:12:51,002 Ma-Ti: Hurry, Wheeler! Go! 268 00:12:51,004 --> 00:12:52,303 Go, Wheeler! You can do it! 269 00:12:52,305 --> 00:12:55,507 Move it, byte-head! 270 00:12:55,509 --> 00:12:57,475 [ Air horn blowing ] 271 00:12:57,477 --> 00:13:00,078 Huh? 272 00:13:00,080 --> 00:13:01,846 Fire! 273 00:13:08,755 --> 00:13:11,656 Laser! 274 00:13:20,867 --> 00:13:23,434 Oh, no. Am I in a heap of trouble. 275 00:13:23,436 --> 00:13:25,136 Come on, Wheeler! You can do it! 276 00:13:25,138 --> 00:13:28,640 You can do it! 277 00:13:28,642 --> 00:13:31,910 Pile it on, I always say! 278 00:13:31,912 --> 00:13:33,678 Ah! 279 00:13:38,151 --> 00:13:40,618 So long, sucker! 280 00:13:40,620 --> 00:13:42,387 Hey! Hey, that's not fair. 281 00:13:42,389 --> 00:13:46,324 Everything's fair in love and game shows. 282 00:13:46,326 --> 00:13:47,659 Unh! 283 00:13:50,564 --> 00:13:55,567 Hurry, Ma-Ti! You've gotta beat that road hog! 284 00:13:55,569 --> 00:13:59,237 How about a tuna pill?! 285 00:13:59,239 --> 00:14:00,104 Run, Ma-Ti! 286 00:14:00,106 --> 00:14:02,407 Planeteers: Go, Ma-Ti! 287 00:14:33,740 --> 00:14:35,440 Whoa! 288 00:14:41,181 --> 00:14:44,649 One more dirty trick, planet punk. 289 00:14:52,259 --> 00:14:55,627 [ Jeering ] 290 00:14:55,629 --> 00:14:59,964 [ Cheering ] 291 00:14:59,966 --> 00:15:01,199 I'm sorry. 292 00:15:01,201 --> 00:15:02,667 Its not your fault, little buddy. 293 00:15:02,669 --> 00:15:05,803 This double bonus round's a real gas 294 00:15:05,805 --> 00:15:06,804 for Captain Planet! 295 00:15:06,806 --> 00:15:09,474 We took a little expressway air... 296 00:15:09,476 --> 00:15:10,642 [ Gas hissing ]. 297 00:15:10,644 --> 00:15:13,278 Breathe deep, Planet. 298 00:15:14,547 --> 00:15:18,082 Stay tuned for "Really Final Jeopardy," 299 00:15:18,084 --> 00:15:21,252 right after this important message from our sponsor. 300 00:15:21,254 --> 00:15:23,621 Announcer: Have you polluted your planet to the point 301 00:15:23,623 --> 00:15:25,823 you can't live on it any more? 302 00:15:25,825 --> 00:15:28,459 [ Shrieking ] 303 00:15:28,461 --> 00:15:31,262 Well, just because it's unsuitable for your species 304 00:15:31,264 --> 00:15:35,033 doesn't mean it's a total loss. 305 00:15:35,035 --> 00:15:37,769 Something out there may thrive on your toxics. 306 00:15:37,771 --> 00:15:40,204 For more information about how you can dump 307 00:15:40,206 --> 00:15:40,939 your poisoned planet 308 00:15:40,941 --> 00:15:45,643 and find another one to pollute, call 1-8000-TOXICMATCH. 309 00:15:45,645 --> 00:15:49,847 Toxic Match found me and my species a new world. 310 00:15:49,849 --> 00:15:51,716 And if we wreck it in less than 50 years, 311 00:15:51,718 --> 00:15:56,621 they'll find us another one absolutely free! 312 00:15:57,657 --> 00:16:01,392 Hey, you kids better jot down that Toxic Match number. 313 00:16:01,394 --> 00:16:02,493 Judging by the score, 314 00:16:02,495 --> 00:16:05,096 Earth may be needing it real soon. 315 00:16:05,098 --> 00:16:07,298 Yeah, well don't count us out yet. 316 00:16:07,300 --> 00:16:09,233 [ Bell dinging ] Ah! You said the secret word. 317 00:16:09,235 --> 00:16:13,671 Count! You win a light-year's supply of Space Toasties, 318 00:16:13,673 --> 00:16:17,241 the cereal that makes you a star! 319 00:16:17,243 --> 00:16:18,443 Hurry! 320 00:16:18,445 --> 00:16:20,345 Hurry, Planeteers! 321 00:16:20,347 --> 00:16:22,880 He's right! It's only a half-hour show. 322 00:16:22,882 --> 00:16:26,751 So, Gi and Dr. Blight, come on down! 323 00:16:26,753 --> 00:16:29,821 Hey, doing anything special after the show, gorgeous? 324 00:16:29,823 --> 00:16:31,923 We surveyed an intergalactic audience. 325 00:16:31,925 --> 00:16:34,359 And the top-five answers are on the board. 326 00:16:34,361 --> 00:16:36,995 The question is, "What are the five best ways 327 00:16:36,997 --> 00:16:41,032 for Earthlings to deal with environmental problems?" 328 00:16:41,034 --> 00:16:42,333 Look! It's Gaia! 329 00:16:42,335 --> 00:16:43,701 Huh? [ Buzzer ] 330 00:16:43,703 --> 00:16:46,204 Oh, it was just some other insect. 331 00:16:46,206 --> 00:16:48,639 Nice work, MAL, baby. 332 00:16:48,641 --> 00:16:50,008 So, Dr. Blight, 333 00:16:50,010 --> 00:16:51,876 name one of the five best ways 334 00:16:51,878 --> 00:16:54,512 for Earthlings to deal with pollution. 335 00:16:54,514 --> 00:16:56,014 Make more, of course! 336 00:16:56,016 --> 00:16:58,549 Sorry, it didn't make our survey. 337 00:16:58,551 --> 00:17:00,451 Hey, what's the deal here? 338 00:17:00,453 --> 00:17:01,986 That was a great answer! 339 00:17:01,988 --> 00:17:03,855 All right, Gi! What do you think 340 00:17:03,857 --> 00:17:05,123 the survey said? 341 00:17:05,125 --> 00:17:07,725 "Stop polluting our oceans." 342 00:17:07,727 --> 00:17:08,960 Let's see if it's there. 343 00:17:08,962 --> 00:17:10,862 The survey says... 344 00:17:10,864 --> 00:17:12,663 the number two answer is, 345 00:17:12,665 --> 00:17:15,500 "Stop polluting the ocean." 346 00:17:15,502 --> 00:17:17,769 What do you say? 347 00:17:17,771 --> 00:17:19,437 Uh, recycle? 348 00:17:19,439 --> 00:17:21,005 Recycle is number three! 349 00:17:21,007 --> 00:17:24,075 But we're still looking for the number-one answer! 350 00:17:24,077 --> 00:17:26,277 Um, uh, eh, carpooling! 351 00:17:26,279 --> 00:17:29,147 Survey says, "Spacepooling!" 352 00:17:29,149 --> 00:17:30,248 Judges? 353 00:17:30,250 --> 00:17:32,050 Blight: No, get out of here! 354 00:17:32,052 --> 00:17:34,419 [ Cheering ] 355 00:17:34,421 --> 00:17:36,421 Plant trees. 356 00:17:36,423 --> 00:17:37,955 Is it there? 357 00:17:37,957 --> 00:17:39,991 The Planeteers have taken the lead! 358 00:17:39,993 --> 00:17:43,161 One more correct answer, and they win the game! 359 00:17:43,163 --> 00:17:44,629 All right! 360 00:17:44,631 --> 00:17:45,963 Well, Ma-Ti? 361 00:17:45,965 --> 00:17:47,765 Protect wildlife! 362 00:17:47,767 --> 00:17:50,268 Protect wildlife! 363 00:17:52,305 --> 00:17:53,004 Villains, get ready! 364 00:17:53,006 --> 00:17:56,908 You may have a chance to steal and win the game! 365 00:17:56,910 --> 00:18:00,578 Stealing? I like the sound of that. 366 00:18:00,580 --> 00:18:02,380 Conserve water! 367 00:18:02,382 --> 00:18:04,048 Is it there? [ Buzzer ] 368 00:18:04,050 --> 00:18:07,718 No! 369 00:18:07,720 --> 00:18:10,188 It's all up to you! 370 00:18:10,190 --> 00:18:11,422 Come on, Wheeler! 371 00:18:11,424 --> 00:18:14,025 Do it for Captain Planet! 372 00:18:16,963 --> 00:18:20,465 Conserve energy by turning off lights and appliances? 373 00:18:20,467 --> 00:18:22,967 Da! Good answer, Wheeler. 374 00:18:22,969 --> 00:18:28,606 For the game, "Conserve energy!" 375 00:18:28,608 --> 00:18:29,974 [ Grumbling ] 376 00:18:29,976 --> 00:18:33,277 [ Cheering, laughing ] 377 00:18:33,279 --> 00:18:35,346 Okay, villains. You have a chance to steal. 378 00:18:35,348 --> 00:18:39,250 You've got to agree on one answer between you. 379 00:18:39,252 --> 00:18:40,551 Yuck! Teamwork? 380 00:18:40,553 --> 00:18:44,856 We've got to think of things to save the planet?! 381 00:18:44,858 --> 00:18:45,823 Ugh! 382 00:18:45,825 --> 00:18:47,258 What do you say? 383 00:18:47,260 --> 00:18:49,293 Just give me a minute, sweetums, 384 00:18:49,295 --> 00:18:50,728 to check with my team. 385 00:18:50,730 --> 00:18:52,196 What do you think, guys? 386 00:18:52,198 --> 00:18:54,699 [ Chatter ] 387 00:18:54,701 --> 00:18:57,702 Um, stop nuclear radiation? 388 00:18:57,704 --> 00:18:59,504 No more clear-cutting forests? 389 00:18:59,506 --> 00:19:02,273 Ugh, give up exploiting poor countries? 390 00:19:02,275 --> 00:19:04,475 Wrong, bozos. I know what they do. 391 00:19:04,477 --> 00:19:06,477 They'd control population growth. 392 00:19:06,479 --> 00:19:09,080 Then I wouldn't have all those wonderful subjects 393 00:19:09,082 --> 00:19:10,515 to use as guinea pigs. 394 00:19:10,517 --> 00:19:12,216 [ Crosstalk ] 395 00:19:12,218 --> 00:19:15,086 [ Clears throat ] One, it's an alien audience. 396 00:19:15,088 --> 00:19:17,088 Two, consider the sponsor. 397 00:19:17,090 --> 00:19:18,890 Ergo, the answer must be, 398 00:19:18,892 --> 00:19:20,358 "Move to another planet." 399 00:19:20,360 --> 00:19:24,061 You know, I think old MAL-function here has something. 400 00:19:24,063 --> 00:19:26,497 That's a stupid answer! 401 00:19:26,499 --> 00:19:26,964 No! 402 00:19:26,966 --> 00:19:28,866 Move to another planet! That's it! 403 00:19:28,868 --> 00:19:31,669 Well, sweet cheek, what'll it be? 404 00:19:31,671 --> 00:19:34,038 Move to another planet! 405 00:19:34,040 --> 00:19:38,109 No! Control population growth! 406 00:19:38,111 --> 00:19:41,612 For the game, is the answer, 407 00:19:41,614 --> 00:19:44,282 "Control population growth"? 408 00:19:44,284 --> 00:19:44,949 [ Buzzer ] 409 00:19:44,951 --> 00:19:49,020 The Planeteers win the game! 410 00:19:49,022 --> 00:19:50,521 Mwah! 411 00:19:50,523 --> 00:19:53,424 Let's see what the number one answer was! 412 00:19:53,426 --> 00:19:56,060 "Move to another planet." 413 00:19:57,730 --> 00:20:01,232 Imagine that. 414 00:20:01,234 --> 00:20:02,033 Ah! Ugh! 415 00:20:02,035 --> 00:20:04,969 I don't care what the stupid survey says! 416 00:20:04,971 --> 00:20:07,438 I'm going to finish off Captain Puny! 417 00:20:07,440 --> 00:20:10,508 [ Planeteers shouting ] 418 00:20:10,510 --> 00:20:13,044 Hey! This isn't in my contract! 419 00:20:13,046 --> 00:20:16,547 Hang on, Cap! Water! 420 00:20:16,549 --> 00:20:17,915 Fire! 421 00:20:20,153 --> 00:20:21,619 These kids are real winners. 422 00:20:21,621 --> 00:20:24,388 And even though their world's in big trouble, 423 00:20:24,390 --> 00:20:26,290 I'd bet my planet on them! 424 00:20:26,292 --> 00:20:28,759 'Til next week, folks! 425 00:20:28,761 --> 00:20:31,762 Aah! 426 00:20:44,477 --> 00:20:46,944 [ Alarm clocks buzzing ] 427 00:20:54,387 --> 00:20:58,656 [ Yawns ] I just had the weirdest nightmare! 428 00:20:58,658 --> 00:21:02,593 Me too, about an intergalactic gameshow! 429 00:21:02,595 --> 00:21:04,428 Yeah. And you kissed me. 430 00:21:04,430 --> 00:21:07,765 Uh, definitely a nightmare. 431 00:21:07,767 --> 00:21:10,601 No, could not be. 432 00:21:14,474 --> 00:21:15,740 [ Greedly sobbing ] 433 00:21:15,742 --> 00:21:22,613 I still can't believe they beat us! 434 00:21:22,615 --> 00:21:24,649 Go, Planet! 435 00:21:27,754 --> 00:21:29,620 Captain Planet: This is the only Earth we've got. 436 00:21:29,622 --> 00:21:32,556 So we must all do our part to protect it. 437 00:21:32,558 --> 00:21:36,460 Recycling is one thing that everyone can do. 438 00:21:36,462 --> 00:21:39,297 By recycling glass, aluminum and paper, 439 00:21:39,299 --> 00:21:40,765 less waste goes into landfills. 440 00:21:40,767 --> 00:21:44,235 And we help conserve Earth's limited resources. 441 00:21:44,237 --> 00:21:45,870 Wheeler: And we need to buy recycled. 442 00:21:45,872 --> 00:21:49,140 Only when recycled materials make it back into our homes 443 00:21:49,142 --> 00:21:51,942 as new products is the cycle complete. 444 00:21:51,944 --> 00:21:54,712 The power is yours! 445 00:21:54,714 --> 00:21:57,882 Gi: "Captain Planet" will be right back. 446 00:21:59,886 --> 00:22:02,520 Gi: We now return to "Captain Planet." 447 00:22:02,522 --> 00:22:05,890 Go, Planet! 448 00:22:05,892 --> 00:22:07,725 Gaia: Nature has its own way of dealing with pests. 449 00:22:07,727 --> 00:22:10,995 So we have to be careful about our use of chemical pesticides 450 00:22:10,997 --> 00:22:12,630 because they can upset the ecosystem 451 00:22:12,632 --> 00:22:15,866 and kill the good bugs along with the bad. 452 00:22:16,803 --> 00:22:19,603 Even spiders fulfill an important purpose in nature. 453 00:22:19,605 --> 00:22:22,173 So if you find one in the house, don't kill it. 454 00:22:22,175 --> 00:22:24,241 You can take it outside like this. 455 00:22:24,243 --> 00:22:25,309 Or ask your parents to help. 456 00:22:25,311 --> 00:22:26,744 And be careful about how you use 457 00:22:26,746 --> 00:22:28,079 antibiotics and other medicine 458 00:22:28,081 --> 00:22:29,280 because just like pesticides, 459 00:22:29,282 --> 00:22:32,083 you can kill the good germs along with the bad. 460 00:22:32,085 --> 00:22:35,219 All: The power is yours! 461 00:22:35,388 --> 00:22:37,121 Earth! 462 00:22:37,123 --> 00:22:38,689 Fire! 463 00:22:38,691 --> 00:22:40,658 - Wind! - Water! 464 00:22:40,660 --> 00:22:41,692 Heart! 465 00:22:41,694 --> 00:22:42,226 Go, Planet! 466 00:22:42,228 --> 00:22:45,496 By your powers combined, I am Captain Planet. 467 00:22:45,498 --> 00:22:48,866 ♪ Captain Planet, he's our hero ♪ 468 00:22:48,868 --> 00:22:52,570 ♪ Gonna take pollution down to zero ♪ 469 00:22:52,572 --> 00:22:54,972 ♪ He's our powers magnified ♪ 470 00:22:54,974 --> 00:22:59,343 ♪ And he's fighting on the planet's side ♪ 471 00:22:59,345 --> 00:23:02,780 ♪ Captain Planet, he's our hero ♪ 472 00:23:02,782 --> 00:23:06,517 ♪ Gonna take pollution down to zero ♪ 473 00:23:06,519 --> 00:23:09,520 ♪ Gonna help him put asunder ♪ 474 00:23:09,522 --> 00:23:14,525 ♪ Bad guys who like to loot and plunder ♪ 475 00:23:14,527 --> 00:23:17,862 You'll pay for this Captain Planet! 476 00:23:17,864 --> 00:23:19,563 ♪ We're the Planeteers ♪ 477 00:23:19,565 --> 00:23:20,731 ♪ You can be one, too ♪ 478 00:23:20,733 --> 00:23:24,535 ♪ 'Cause saving our planet is the thing to do ♪ 479 00:23:24,537 --> 00:23:28,005 ♪ Looting and polluting is not the way ♪ 480 00:23:28,007 --> 00:23:32,143 ♪ Hear what Captain Planet has to say ♪ 481 00:23:32,145 --> 00:23:35,813 The power is yours!